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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Wednesday,
we'll talk about pettiness and politics.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
I think we're gonna get Greenland.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
We'll talk about that, seizing oil tankers, emails, the GOP
is not divided, all that and so much more coming
up in the final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show.
I have to play it for you again because it's
just too perfect.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Last night.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
We're gonna move on to some emails in a moment,
but last night, in fact, we'll talk pettiness in politics first.
But last night we were talking about this, this relationship
that the criminal enterprise that is a Democrat empire, and
what that empire, what that communist run empire, communist run revolution,
what it does? Why this interest? Why would the Biden
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administration bring in twenty million foreigners. There's a lot of
different aspects to Democrats not being nearly as popular as
they here to be, But one of the main things
is the foreigners. Because, as we have discussed before, these
foreigners from other cultures that suck. They vote on the
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two teas, tribal and transactional. It's as simple for them.
I'm going to keep stealing everything I can get my
dirty hands on you Democrats.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
You're going to keep protecting me while I do it.
You're going to keep helping.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Me do it me. I'll vote for you, though, I
will get my entire block. I'll get my entire neighborhood.
Everyone in my Somaldi Klan will vote Tim Walls. It's
an arrangement that works perfectly right up until the point
you get some decent people in the justice system. Then
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it all comes apart, at least potentially. And what do
you get if you vote Tim Walls?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Expect for the next eleven months for me to ride
you like you've never been ridden.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
What Chris I was playing? What he said?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
And credit to Nick Shirley for the interview. How does
it in all seriousness? How does it look in practice? Well,
here's how it goes. Remember when Democrats bring in foreign barbarians,
they not only bring them in, they settle them in blocks,
in huge blocks. It's not like they send a family
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afford to this city and a family of five to
this state, and a family no no, no, no no,
they keep them together in huge blocks.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Why would you do that?
Speaker 5 (02:34):
So, for instance, why would that judge bow down to
the head of the somon and loafyette here.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
What I can tell you is that it's a voting block.
Speaker 7 (02:42):
And what they say is if you do something to
go against our community, we're going to vote for and
they all vote together.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
And there's bout harvesting.
Speaker 7 (02:50):
I've seen them do it, that we're going to vote
for your opponent unless you do what we tell you
to do.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
And so it is all purely for votes.
Speaker 7 (02:57):
Yes, you're talking probably one hundred thousand or more people
and they're all living rent free, They're driving a vehicle
that you paid for, they're eating food that you paid for.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
Everything they do is something that you paid for.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
And for instance, the entire block, well, then go and
vote for wall specific candidate.
Speaker 7 (03:18):
They'll have one person go there and collect all the
ballots and nobody tracks. They could say they have nine
people living in an apartment, They're going to send them
nine ballots, and then they have someone who comes along
collects all the ballots.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
How Maybe you're confused why politicians like Jacob Fray after
that thirty seven year old died today trying to stop
Ice from deporting Somali's Maybe you're confused why Jacob Fray
would get up and say things like this, and I.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Have a message for Ice two. Ice, get out of Mineapolis.
We do not want you here. Why would he say
things like this?
Speaker 5 (03:58):
They are already trying to spin this is an action
of self defense. Having seen the video of myself, I
want to tell everybody directly that is bulloked. This was
an agent recklessly using power.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Why does he speak like that. It's not because he
believes it. His eyes saw the same video you saw.
The guy laid it out quite clearly. You have to
protect the community or they'll take their vote elsewhere. Your
seed of power depends on the huge block of foreigners
you brought into the country, and they'll step up to
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the microphone and tell you to your face you better
not let this fraud take us down.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Pow and we're going elsewhere.
Speaker 8 (04:45):
Ms Muhammad, I'm speaking today on behalf of the Somali
community in Lewistown. Some of you sitting here today, we
voted for you. We elected you to protect our committed
to interest, not create in division.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I love that part. I love that I'm gonna start
it again. I love that part. He just comes right
out and says it. Of course, his IQ is probably
about seventy five, So who doesn't have the brain power
necessary to filter things through, so he just comes out
and says things you shouldn't say. We elected you to
protect the interests of our community.
Speaker 8 (05:18):
Miss Mohammad, I'm speaking today on behalf of the Somali community.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
The inbreeding is really really wild.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
In case you're wondering why the IQ levels are so
low and Somali, it's got to do with the klan,
the inbreeding that you know, the family trees a straight line,
that kind of thing, and Miss Mohammad, that's why the
heads are so big sometimes.
Speaker 8 (05:35):
Miss Mohammad, I'm speaking today on behalf of the Somali
community in Lewistown.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Some of you.
Speaker 8 (05:42):
Sitting here today, we voted for you. We elected you
to protect our community interest, not creating division or go
after one elected a member for our community.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
This notative.
Speaker 8 (05:57):
If this native continues, our will be false for the
exam our lationship or political relationship, including our relationship with
the Democratic Party, and who will be voting in the foots.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
This is not a thread you bring in the barbarians.
You have to give them their demands.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
That's the way it goes, all right, So before we
do before we do emails, Let's do this exit interview
turns explosive as Marjorie Taylor Green attacks Trump's Venezuela move.
I'm not going to talk a lot about Marjorie Taylor Green.
I'll just simply back up what I said before. Remember
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when she announced that she's leaving, and I came on
the air that I never want either wanted me to
celebrate her or condemn her, and I said, I can't
do that because we don't know whether or not it's genuine,
and the true test we won't know for a while.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Remember what I told you.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
The test was whenever someone does this, if they leave,
if they say I'm resigning, some frustrated I want what's
best for the country. I love you, but I've got
to step away from it all. And then they step
down and they go retire and you never really see.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Or hear from them again. Then you know that was genuine.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
That's just a person with a genuine heart for the
country stepping down, and vice versa. If they're all of
a sudden on the view every night they're on CNN
every night they're sitting now with Kristen Welker of NBC
every night, and it's Republicans sucking, Trump sucks, and the dead.
Then you'll know it's just the spiteful ex who's upset
about something. Well, look, Marjorie Taylor Green, every time you
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turn on some left wing news source, now she's giving
an interview trashing Republicans and trashing Trump. So there's your answer. However,
that's not why I'm discussing this. I only wanted to
briefly bring this up because I think it makes us
feel better. It certainly makes me feel better. Remember that
even powerful people can be unbelievably petty. Maybe you are petty,
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maybe you've been petty in your past, Maybe you know
petty people. Just remember how it looks when wealthy, famous
people get petty. That's how you look when you get petty.
Hey me too, I'm a Kelly. I'll hold a grudge
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like nobody else. I'll do petty. It looks bad. It
just always looks bad. They're capable of pettiness, just like
you and I are capable of pettiness, and something we
should all learn, every single one of us, You, me,
Marjorie Taylor Green, Trump, himself, all of us. Pettiness always
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looks bad, so we should probably try to avoid that
at any cost. Anyway, I guess we have our answer
on Marjorie Taylor Green Jesse. How about a history suggestion
or a history show on the Mongol invasion of Vietnam.
You know, I love these, by the way, I love
these history suggestions emails because I'm saving them and I'm
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the ones I like, I'm stacking them up, and that
actually is probably a good one.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Vietnam, though, I'm not gonna.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Talk specifically about the Mongols right now, but Vietnam is
a fascinating place. There are parts of the world that
just seem to get fought over all the time. Istanbul
in Turkey, you know that used to be Constantinople. But
no matter what, geography doesn't change. Go look it up,
look where it is. It's the only thing connecting the
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Black Sea to the open Ocean through the Mediterranean. It's
just critically important location, and so people have been dying
over that area forever. Vietnam is one of those places too.
People have been dying there for ages. It's just that,
I guess it's one of those things. It's wonderful when
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you have it, but you always know there's a war
coming because every everyone else wants it. Hey, low Iq, mastermind,
it's not right. What was your favorite prank to play
on other people? I've told you this before. I've told
this to my sons the other day. You want the
greatest prank in the world. I wouldn't play this on women.
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They might not think it's as funny. But let me
tell you what. For dudes, this is great fun. And MRI,
all right, you ready for this. Keep in mind this
may be dangerous and possibly illegal. I just want to
put that disclaimer out there. We did it to each
other all the time in the Marines and MRI. It's
a meal ready to eat, comes in a brown bag.
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It's awful, but you know some of them aren't bad.
Once you're hungry enough, everything tastes good. But obviously you're
not cooking anything out in the field, and you certainly
can't start fires or anything like that. ACU, that's a
good way to get shot. So they came up with
something your main course in an MRA. We'll call this
one's spaghetti because that was one when I was in
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I don't know if they still have it, Spaghetti with
meat sauce. It was actually one of the better ones.
It's this sealed, foiled and sealed sleeve of spaghetti with
meat sauce. Well, they include in every MRE a green sleeve.
What was the point of this green sleeve. Well, it
had some sort of chemical god knows what inside of it.
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This like a powder thing, if I remember right, You
take your main course, your spaghetti, you slide it into
the green sleeve. Then you take just a little bit
of water, not much. You dump a little bit of
water in the green sleeve, you fold it up. It
does some sort of chemical reaction with the liquid and
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it gets super hot in there. It essentially boils the
water and it warms up your meal. You should know,
just a heads up. I can count the number of
times on one hand and I ever warmed up my
meal or really saw someone do it. No one does it.
You just eat it cold. You're starving anyway. The food
sucks hot or cold half the time you're in the heat.
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Usually don't warm up your meal. But that's the idea
you can in the green sleeve. Now there's something else
that's included with every other mre, every MRE I've ever opened,
they all come with the little packet. It's all sealed.
It has things like a little pack a little mini
packet of sugar, a little mini packet of salt. It
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has a miniature packet of toilet paper. You always save
those because you don't know. And it also has one
of those You've probably seen them in your life before,
the little miniature bottle of Tabasco sauce, the hot sauce.
I'm talking about the bottle that's the size of the
end of your thumb, just the tiny little thing. To
this day, Tabasco is the only hot sauce I despise.
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There you go, except for the Chipotle kind. Obviously, it's
the only kind I don't like for this reason. So
here's what we did. I did not come up with
this someone else did. You wait until your friends are sleeping.
Preferably you wait until they're taking a nap. The best
best case scenario is they're in some sort of a tent,
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something that's enclosed. They don't have to be enclosed, but
the more enclosed it is, the more effective it is.
You take the green sleeve from your MRI, you take
the Tabasco sauce. You dump the Tabasco sauce into the
green sleeve of the MRI. I would really suggest you
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hold your breath and quickly quickly fold that green sleeve
up as tight as you can on the top. Now
is the tricky part. Now you're on the clock. That
green sleeve. Remember it boils if you seal it up
too tight, which you wouldn't if you were cooking something.
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But if you seal it up too tight, it's gonna pop.
In fact, in this situation, you want it to pop.
Once you pour the tabasco, when the clock is ticking,
you need to seal it. Sneak into the tent, or
at least the entrance of the tent. Chuck it in
there if you can. You set it in there so
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you don't risk waking anybody up, because if they wake
up and see it, they're immediately going to know they're
in a dire situation and they're gonna take steps. Usually,
if you've done it right, you've dropped it into the tent,
it doesn't take long. It's been a while. I would
say maybe a minute. If you've sealed it up right.
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The pressure gets so much.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
In the screen sleeve that boom.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
It's this big pop that's loud as canna be. You
can imagine waking up like that. It sounds like a
freaking gun going off.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Pop.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
And that's the part, because after that it gets so
much worse. For whoever's in the tent, that tabasco you
poured in there has boiled into being a vapor, a gas.
It's a pepper gas. It's like pepper spray. When it
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explodes inside of the tent, you can't breathe. Your eyes
are watering, you are choking, you can't catch your breath.
And it makes it even worse that all of your
friends are sitting outside of the tent laughing and crying
and laughter and pointing at you as you come crawling
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out of the tent coffin. I've seen guys puke from
it before, hilarious snotting all over the place.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
That is one of the great pranks of all time.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
The only other thing that I would say probably comes
close to equaling that. Remember I told you they maybe
go be a cop in the Marine Corps.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
For a while.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
It wasn't my call. I was in the infantry. The
cops were shorthanded. They made me go be a cop
for it was like six months or something like that.
At cop in the Marine Corps. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show on a fantastic Wednesday a Hunt Day member.
You can email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
So Greenland and Denmark have requested a special meeting with
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Marco Rubio, Secretary of State Marco Rubio. Part of part
of what makes the Trump era so interesting, not just
for you and me, and not just for the Democrats
who hate him, but for.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
The rest of the world is.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Sometimes Donald Trump is clearly goofing and he doesn't really
mean it. Sometimes Donald Trump is goofing but he does
mean it, and Donald Trump he doesn't always. In fact,
he rarely explains when he is or isn't goofing. Greenland
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would enture a guess you've never been to Greenland. I've
never been to Greenland. Keep in mind, it's got a fantastic,
absolutely fantastic branding for it, Greenland, because it's an ice
covered hellescape from what I remember, from what I understand.
That's what all the pictures tell me. People I know
we've been there to tell me there's nothing green about it.
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It's icy, it's horrible. Oh do you have that callback
of mine? Chris, he's looking for it now. But I
told you this is coming Donald Trump before he even
got elected, and then after he got elected started talking about, well,
we're gonna take Greenland. Yeah, we want Greenland. I don't know,
we might even I can't roll out military reaction for Greenland,
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and people, of course Democrats freaked out, and all the
Republicans who still try to be real respectable, they try
to look good for their liberal friends.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
They have to step up.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Wow. I mean, I don't like his rhetoric on this,
but it was obvious to me that he wasn't joking. Now,
why would you want Greenland? It's not because anybody wants
to go move into Greenland. I think there's only something
like fifty thousand people who live on the whole thing.
It's enormous, and no one lives there because no one
wants to live there. Why would you want it? Strategically,
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if you look at a globe, you would really need
a globe more than a map to fully understand it.
When you look at a globe, you would understand why
Greenland is so critically important to controlling those icy waterways
on the northern part of the planet. Greenland may not
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have a whole lot of curb appeal, but Greenland defensively
as far as militarily goes, is super super important. The
rumors are in Washington, d C. That Marco Rubio has
already told members of Congress that we intend to buy it.
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Now they're questing a meeting with Marco Rubil and of
course the stupid Europeans are of we have headlines like this.
European leaders claim they will defend Greenland, as the Danes say,
the US takeover would end NATO. So Denmark is they're
out there say no, you can't have it, it would
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end NATO. Europe is saying, well, we'll send our.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Fleet over there.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Such as it is, We'll send our fleet over there
and we'll stop you, which is hilarious. None of these
people have the ability to physically stop us, and I
bet they don't want to. Here's here's how this works.
If you have a piece of territory and you don't
really use it for anything, and a country shows interest
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in it is this is diplomacy. This goes back to
hundreds and hundreds of years.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
They all do this.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
You have a piece of territory you could do without
a country shows interest in it, you almost immediate lee
act as if you'll go to war over that piece
of territory.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Why do you act that way?
Speaker 2 (20:08):
You're driving up the price. Have you ever have you
ever heard one of these stories? Is actually this story
happened to a friend of mine. Have you ever had
heard of one of these stories where someone will own
a house, maybe a piece of property somewhere, and some
super wealthy guy, for whatever reason, will come knock on
the door or have someone else do it and say, hey,
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I want to buy your house, and the person who
lives there always says something to the effect of, uh,
it's not for sale, and the guy then, oh, you
name your price and I'll buy your house. And it
goes back and forth that way. Let me give you
a little bit of advice. Not that I think that's
ever going to happen to you or me, but it could.
You never know, maybe a house somebody grew up in
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or whatever it is. If you ever get that knock
on the door, don't tell them only it's not for sale.
Tell them you'd never sell it. I would never sell
this house. Sounds counterintuitive. It's only going to make that
rich guy want to buy it more, and it's only
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going to drive your price through the roof. That's what
Europe is saying when they're saying they'll send in the
fleet and it will end nat Oh, and we do
don't like this. They're just trying to drive up the price.
Remember something about Europe, and it's sad we even have
to talk about those dirty Europeans, but that's the way
it is.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Europe is broke.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
They massively imported foreigners over there. At the same time
they destroyed their energy sector other things Democrats are trying
to do here, but they've already completed all those things
over there. They don't have economies anymore. They don't have
enough money. They don't have money for militaries, plus all
the stupid socialist programs. They don't have money. Europe doesn't
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have the money. They don't have the manpower. And Putin
knows this too, which is sad. Europe can't prosecute a
major war against anybody, even all of them combined. They
just can't. They don't have the they're at the resources,
they're on the manufacturing. They can't do it. Europe can't
do anything now but still pretend to be powerful. If
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the United States of America wants Greenland would not be
surprised in the next three years. If we have it,
well buy it. Tell Ony right now, wouldn't be surprised, Chris,
we should broadcast from Greenland if we buy it. As
kind of what we have to write. The flight's got
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to be a nightmare. You know, they don't have a
major airport into there. What Chris, No, no, see Chris said,
from here to New York. We eat in New York
and then it's a short trip to Greenland.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
I bet you, I bet you. There's not a direct
flight from New York to Greenland. I mean there could be.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
I don't know how major of it on airport can
you have if you have fifty zousand people who live
in the entire country. I bet you have to land
somewhere even closer and then take a ferry over there
or something like that. And I don't even know if
people to gent or drive us. Hello to my favorite
history teacher, mister Jesse. Saratoga was the battle that changed
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the Revolutionary War. The Battle of Ariscany preceded Saratoga. There
was a great loss of brave citizen soldiers at Ariscany,
but it was successful in delaying the arrival of British
reinforcements going to Saratoga, so on, and so forth. What
better way to celebrate America in twenty twenty six than
by understanding how we fought for our freedom in seventeen
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seventy six. I've getting a lot of revolutionary war requests,
a lot of them. Jesse totally loved the entire Rhodesian
Bush War epic, including the extended interview. As I thought
about what potential other topics, I realized I had almost
no idea about who were the Vikings. I've read that
archaeologists found one of their boats in America. I've heard
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they were somehow related to the rus who were apparently
the original Russians. That's right, those were the original Russians.
You've mentioned how off the wall they were, so on
and so forth. I would consider Vikings. The problem with
if you do a history show on you know, the
history of the Vikings, it's so broad, and the Vikings
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themselves changed so much over time. For instance, as they
were conquering places in Europe, as they were essentially raiding
places in Europe, they got to the point where they
just stayed. In the beginning, they would go in and
they would raid, and they would take. But then these
European leaders who were afraid and desperate, they would cut
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deals with them, and they'd say, well, okay, please stop
raping and pillaging our towns. We'll give you a big
chunk of ground here. And then eventually they moved in there.
They they went from pure raiders to settlers and conquerors,
and it's a fascinating history. I just don't know if
you could do I don't know what kind of show
you could put together on that. All right, we'll talk
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about the rift and the Republican Party. I wanted to
bring up something because there's a there's a story out
of Freebeacon today quote there's no rift in the Republican Party.
GOP voters back Trump's Venezuela Opposite or operation so on
and so forth. I've had emails from people, and it's
it's gone beyond just emails. My wife and I we
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had dinner with a couple other couples a few nights ago,
and they brought up to me the Republican Party and Hey,
what about this? What about this podcaster and what they're
saying and they're fighting with this radio person and this
person on TV, and what's going on with the Civil War,
and I explained it's fine to be online. It's fine
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because that's the best place to get news. Now, that's
the best place to get up to date news. You
gotta go online. I know that sucks, but that's the truth.
It's fine to be online. It is not fine to
spend too much time there and then convince yourself that
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what happens there wherever you are online is an accurate
reflection of the real world. And I don't look. I
know I'm gonna sound old. I know that I have
kind of I've kind of been backwards when it comes
to technology, and I intend to remain that way. So
maybe you are somebody and you spend so much time
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on Facebook or on a X which used to be
Twitter or Instagram, Instagram or or any one of these
other places. I know there's even newer ones than that.
I understand all that. And that's a community that you've found.
It's a news source, it's a community. You have people
you talked here there. And I'm not dogging on that
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at all. I spend time online. I am on X,
I am I get it. Don't ever think that this
endless poop throwing that happens on these online forums is
an accurate reflection of what the normal voting public thinks.
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I explain this one hundred times already. It happened in
the wake of the turning Point USA through a big celebration,
a big event, and they had all these famous speakers
show up, and they're given speeches, and this and that
and that of course degenerated into a big poop throwing thing,
and everyone spent all their time on online. And I
explain to everybody, there's no civil war. The right is
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not coming apart. Yes, there are people on the right,
maybe you, who have problems with things the administration is
doing or isn't doing. That's gonna happen in every administration.
That's fine. But don't think because this podcaster is fighting
with this television host, and of course because nobody has
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any class anymore, they all have to do it online,
out in the open, don't think that is somehow reflective
of what actually matters. And that's you in me. Normal people,
normal voters, don't care about this stuff, don't follow this stuff.
Normal people on the right are pretty pleased with how
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things are going. Also, I should say, normal people on
the right have problems with things that haven't been done,
the lack of arrest, and price or to the prices
are too high. So I'm not here to say everyone's
happy and everything's perfect. That's not at all what I'm saying.
But don't ever spend so much time online that you
convince yourself there's some terrible civil war. And let me
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tell you something else. The people who act like they're
are are They want one. That's what they're doing. They're
trying to create one. They want one. The right in
general is pretty pleased with this administration, much more pleased
than the first Trump administration. And if I have to
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make you feel better about something else. Trump said yesterday,
he's not wrong that if Democrats take back the House,
he'll be impeached. That's undoubtedly true. Remember that impeachment was
not popular when they did it before that the votes
aren't there in the Senate to actually remove him. Not
that it's a good thing or an okay thing if
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they impeach him again. But if Democrats take back the House,
and they sure might, and if they impeach Donald Trump,
they sure will.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
I don't think that's the end of the world. I
just don't think it's a big deal, nothing to worry about.
Speaker 6 (29:53):
And now here's a headline, but oh, you know, you
know the thing headlines we didn't get to.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
US Forces sees sanctioned Russian flagged oil tanker that eluded
Venezuela blockade. Chris, I remain more and more convinced that
the headquarters for my secret society that you're not allowed
to join is going to be an abandoned oil tanker
and we're going to sail it around and it's going
to be amazing.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
What, Chris, What Yes? Like water World?
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Yes, And we're going to keep the oil in there
so we never run out of gas. Scathing audit reveals
more fraud concerns inside top Minnesota agency, with fabricated documents
and misconduct. I would like to inform you of something
you probably have already figured out. A bunch of seventy
IQ Somalians did not get here and set up a
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fraud network, this national, this elaborate without help help from
local Democrats. I have a feeling this Somali fraud story
is going to take down elected Democrats and maybe take
him down. Hard Walls refuses to quit after dropping reelection
bid amid Minnesota fraud, firestorm over my dead body. You
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can't stop Tim Walls from riding us.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
Expect for the next eleven months for me to ride
you like you've never been ridden.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Looking forward to it.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Tim Venue cancels musician Ashley Max Langraghli after AI wrongly
labels him a sex offender. Oh that's catching a bad
break anyway. We'll do this tomorrow, that's all.
The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Wednesday,
we'll talk about pettiness and politics.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
I think we're gonna get Greenland.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
We'll talk about that, seizing oil tankers, emails, the GOP
is not divided, all that and so much more coming
up in the final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show.
I have to play it for you again because it's
just too perfect.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Last night.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
We're gonna move on to some emails in a moment,
but last night, in fact, we'll talk pettiness in politics first.
But last night we were talking about this, this relationship
that the criminal enterprise that is a Democrat empire, and
what that empire, what that communist run empire, communist run revolution,
what it does? Why this interest? Why would the Biden
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administration bring in twenty million foreigners. There's a lot of
different aspects to Democrats not being nearly as popular as
they here to be, But one of the main things
is the foreigners. Because, as we have discussed before, these
foreigners from other cultures that suck. They vote on the
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two teas, tribal and transactional. It's as simple for them.
I'm going to keep stealing everything I can get my
dirty hands on you Democrats.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
You're going to keep protecting me while I do it.
You're going to keep helping.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Me do it me. I'll vote for you, though, I
will get my entire block. I'll get my entire neighborhood.
Everyone in my Somaldi Klan will vote Tim Walls. It's
an arrangement that works perfectly right up until the point
you get some decent people in the justice system. Then
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it all comes apart, at least potentially. And what do
you get if you vote Tim Walls?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Expect for the next eleven months for me to ride
you like you've never been ridden.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
What Chris I was playing? What he said?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
And credit to Nick Shirley for the interview. How does
it in all seriousness? How does it look in practice? Well,
here's how it goes. Remember when Democrats bring in foreign barbarians,
they not only bring them in, they settle them in blocks,
in huge blocks. It's not like they send a family
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afford to this city and a family of five to
this state, and a family no no, no, no no,
they keep them together in huge blocks.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Why would you do that?
Speaker 5 (02:34):
So, for instance, why would that judge bow down to
the head of the somon and loafyette here.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
What I can tell you is that it's a voting block.
Speaker 7 (02:42):
And what they say is if you do something to
go against our community, we're going to vote for and
they all vote together.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
And there's bout harvesting.
Speaker 7 (02:50):
I've seen them do it, that we're going to vote
for your opponent unless you do what we tell you
to do.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
And so it is all purely for votes.
Speaker 7 (02:57):
Yes, you're talking probably one hundred thousand or more people
and they're all living rent free, They're driving a vehicle
that you paid for, they're eating food that you paid for.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
Everything they do is something that you paid for.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
And for instance, the entire block, well, then go and
vote for wall specific candidate.
Speaker 7 (03:18):
They'll have one person go there and collect all the
ballots and nobody tracks. They could say they have nine
people living in an apartment, They're going to send them
nine ballots, and then they have someone who comes along
collects all the ballots.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
How Maybe you're confused why politicians like Jacob Fray after
that thirty seven year old died today trying to stop
Ice from deporting Somali's Maybe you're confused why Jacob Fray
would get up and say things like this, and I.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Have a message for Ice two. Ice, get out of Mineapolis.
We do not want you here. Why would he say
things like this?
Speaker 5 (03:58):
They are already trying to spin this is an action
of self defense. Having seen the video of myself, I
want to tell everybody directly that is bulloked. This was
an agent recklessly using power.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Why does he speak like that. It's not because he
believes it. His eyes saw the same video you saw.
The guy laid it out quite clearly. You have to
protect the community or they'll take their vote elsewhere. Your
seed of power depends on the huge block of foreigners
you brought into the country, and they'll step up to
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the microphone and tell you to your face you better
not let this fraud take us down.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Pow and we're going elsewhere.
Speaker 8 (04:45):
Ms Muhammad, I'm speaking today on behalf of the Somali
community in Lewistown. Some of you sitting here today, we
voted for you. We elected you to protect our committed
to interest, not create in division.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I love that part. I love that I'm gonna start
it again. I love that part. He just comes right
out and says it. Of course, his IQ is probably
about seventy five, So who doesn't have the brain power
necessary to filter things through, so he just comes out
and says things you shouldn't say. We elected you to
protect the interests of our community.
Speaker 8 (05:18):
Miss Mohammad, I'm speaking today on behalf of the Somali community.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
The inbreeding is really really wild.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
In case you're wondering why the IQ levels are so
low and Somali, it's got to do with the klan,
the inbreeding that you know, the family trees a straight line,
that kind of thing, and Miss Mohammad, that's why the
heads are so big sometimes.
Speaker 8 (05:35):
Miss Mohammad, I'm speaking today on behalf of the Somali
community in Lewistown.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Some of you.
Speaker 8 (05:42):
Sitting here today, we voted for you. We elected you
to protect our community interest, not creating division or go
after one elected a member for our community.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
This notative.
Speaker 8 (05:57):
If this native continues, our will be false for the
exam our lationship or political relationship, including our relationship with
the Democratic Party, and who will be voting in the foots.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
This is not a thread you bring in the barbarians.
You have to give them their demands.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
That's the way it goes, all right, So before we
do before we do emails, Let's do this exit interview
turns explosive as Marjorie Taylor Green attacks Trump's Venezuela move.
I'm not going to talk a lot about Marjorie Taylor Green.
I'll just simply back up what I said before. Remember
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when she announced that she's leaving, and I came on
the air that I never want either wanted me to
celebrate her or condemn her, and I said, I can't
do that because we don't know whether or not it's genuine,
and the true test we won't know for a while.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Remember what I told you.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
The test was whenever someone does this, if they leave,
if they say I'm resigning, some frustrated I want what's
best for the country. I love you, but I've got
to step away from it all. And then they step
down and they go retire and you never really see.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Or hear from them again. Then you know that was genuine.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
That's just a person with a genuine heart for the
country stepping down, and vice versa. If they're all of
a sudden on the view every night they're on CNN
every night they're sitting now with Kristen Welker of NBC
every night, and it's Republicans sucking, Trump sucks, and the dead.
Then you'll know it's just the spiteful ex who's upset
about something. Well, look, Marjorie Taylor Green, every time you
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turn on some left wing news source, now she's giving
an interview trashing Republicans and trashing Trump. So there's your answer. However,
that's not why I'm discussing this. I only wanted to
briefly bring this up because I think it makes us
feel better. It certainly makes me feel better. Remember that
even powerful people can be unbelievably petty. Maybe you are petty,
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maybe you've been petty in your past, Maybe you know
petty people. Just remember how it looks when wealthy, famous
people get petty. That's how you look when you get petty.
Hey me too, I'm a Kelly. I'll hold a grudge
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like nobody else. I'll do petty. It looks bad. It
just always looks bad. They're capable of pettiness, just like
you and I are capable of pettiness, and something we
should all learn, every single one of us, You, me,
Marjorie Taylor Green, Trump, himself, all of us. Pettiness always
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looks bad, so we should probably try to avoid that
at any cost. Anyway, I guess we have our answer
on Marjorie Taylor Green Jesse. How about a history suggestion
or a history show on the Mongol invasion of Vietnam.
You know, I love these, by the way, I love
these history suggestions emails because I'm saving them and I'm
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the ones I like, I'm stacking them up, and that
actually is probably a good one.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Vietnam, though, I'm not gonna.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Talk specifically about the Mongols right now, but Vietnam is
a fascinating place. There are parts of the world that
just seem to get fought over all the time. Istanbul
in Turkey, you know that used to be Constantinople. But
no matter what, geography doesn't change. Go look it up,
look where it is. It's the only thing connecting the
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Black Sea to the open Ocean through the Mediterranean. It's
just critically important location, and so people have been dying
over that area forever. Vietnam is one of those places too.
People have been dying there for ages. It's just that,
I guess it's one of those things. It's wonderful when
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you have it, but you always know there's a war
coming because every everyone else wants it. Hey, low Iq, mastermind,
it's not right. What was your favorite prank to play
on other people? I've told you this before. I've told
this to my sons the other day. You want the
greatest prank in the world. I wouldn't play this on women.
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They might not think it's as funny. But let me
tell you what. For dudes, this is great fun. And MRI,
all right, you ready for this. Keep in mind this
may be dangerous and possibly illegal. I just want to
put that disclaimer out there. We did it to each
other all the time in the Marines and MRI. It's
a meal ready to eat, comes in a brown bag.
(10:41):
It's awful, but you know some of them aren't bad.
Once you're hungry enough, everything tastes good. But obviously you're
not cooking anything out in the field, and you certainly
can't start fires or anything like that. ACU, that's a
good way to get shot. So they came up with
something your main course in an MRA. We'll call this
one's spaghetti because that was one when I was in
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I don't know if they still have it, Spaghetti with
meat sauce. It was actually one of the better ones.
It's this sealed, foiled and sealed sleeve of spaghetti with
meat sauce. Well, they include in every MRE a green sleeve.
What was the point of this green sleeve. Well, it
had some sort of chemical god knows what inside of it.
(11:24):
This like a powder thing, if I remember right, You
take your main course, your spaghetti, you slide it into
the green sleeve. Then you take just a little bit
of water, not much. You dump a little bit of
water in the green sleeve, you fold it up. It
does some sort of chemical reaction with the liquid and
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it gets super hot in there. It essentially boils the
water and it warms up your meal. You should know,
just a heads up. I can count the number of
times on one hand and I ever warmed up my
meal or really saw someone do it. No one does it.
You just eat it cold. You're starving anyway. The food
sucks hot or cold half the time you're in the heat.
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Usually don't warm up your meal. But that's the idea
you can in the green sleeve. Now there's something else
that's included with every other mre, every MRE I've ever opened,
they all come with the little packet. It's all sealed.
It has things like a little pack a little mini
packet of sugar, a little mini packet of salt. It
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has a miniature packet of toilet paper. You always save
those because you don't know. And it also has one
of those You've probably seen them in your life before,
the little miniature bottle of Tabasco sauce, the hot sauce.
I'm talking about the bottle that's the size of the
end of your thumb, just the tiny little thing. To
this day, Tabasco is the only hot sauce I despise.
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There you go, except for the Chipotle kind. Obviously, it's
the only kind I don't like for this reason. So
here's what we did. I did not come up with
this someone else did. You wait until your friends are sleeping.
Preferably you wait until they're taking a nap. The best
best case scenario is they're in some sort of a tent,
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something that's enclosed. They don't have to be enclosed, but
the more enclosed it is, the more effective it is.
You take the green sleeve from your MRI, you take
the Tabasco sauce. You dump the Tabasco sauce into the
green sleeve of the MRI. I would really suggest you
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hold your breath and quickly quickly fold that green sleeve
up as tight as you can on the top. Now
is the tricky part. Now you're on the clock. That
green sleeve. Remember it boils if you seal it up
too tight, which you wouldn't if you were cooking something.
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But if you seal it up too tight, it's gonna pop.
In fact, in this situation, you want it to pop.
Once you pour the tabasco, when the clock is ticking,
you need to seal it. Sneak into the tent, or
at least the entrance of the tent. Chuck it in
there if you can. You set it in there so
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you don't risk waking anybody up, because if they wake
up and see it, they're immediately going to know they're
in a dire situation and they're gonna take steps. Usually,
if you've done it right, you've dropped it into the tent,
it doesn't take long. It's been a while. I would
say maybe a minute. If you've sealed it up right.
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The pressure gets so much.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
In the screen sleeve that boom.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
It's this big pop that's loud as canna be. You
can imagine waking up like that. It sounds like a
freaking gun going off.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Pop.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
And that's the part, because after that it gets so
much worse. For whoever's in the tent, that tabasco you
poured in there has boiled into being a vapor, a gas.
It's a pepper gas. It's like pepper spray. When it
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explodes inside of the tent, you can't breathe. Your eyes
are watering, you are choking, you can't catch your breath.
And it makes it even worse that all of your
friends are sitting outside of the tent laughing and crying
and laughter and pointing at you as you come crawling
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out of the tent coffin. I've seen guys puke from
it before, hilarious snotting all over the place.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
That is one of the great pranks of all time.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
The only other thing that I would say probably comes
close to equaling that. Remember I told you they maybe
go be a cop in the Marine Corps.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
For a while.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
It wasn't my call. I was in the infantry. The
cops were shorthanded. They made me go be a cop
for it was like six months or something like that.
At cop in the Marine Corps. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show on a fantastic Wednesday a Hunt Day member.
You can email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
So Greenland and Denmark have requested a special meeting with
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Marco Rubio, Secretary of State Marco Rubio. Part of part
of what makes the Trump era so interesting, not just
for you and me, and not just for the Democrats
who hate him, but for.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
The rest of the world is.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Sometimes Donald Trump is clearly goofing and he doesn't really
mean it. Sometimes Donald Trump is goofing but he does
mean it, and Donald Trump he doesn't always. In fact,
he rarely explains when he is or isn't goofing. Greenland
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would enture a guess you've never been to Greenland. I've
never been to Greenland. Keep in mind, it's got a fantastic,
absolutely fantastic branding for it, Greenland, because it's an ice
covered hellescape from what I remember, from what I understand.
That's what all the pictures tell me. People I know
we've been there to tell me there's nothing green about it.
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It's icy, it's horrible. Oh do you have that callback
of mine? Chris, he's looking for it now. But I
told you this is coming Donald Trump before he even
got elected, and then after he got elected started talking about, well,
we're gonna take Greenland. Yeah, we want Greenland. I don't know,
we might even I can't roll out military reaction for Greenland,
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and people, of course Democrats freaked out, and all the
Republicans who still try to be real respectable, they try
to look good for their liberal friends.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
They have to step up.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Wow. I mean, I don't like his rhetoric on this,
but it was obvious to me that he wasn't joking. Now,
why would you want Greenland? It's not because anybody wants
to go move into Greenland. I think there's only something
like fifty thousand people who live on the whole thing.
It's enormous, and no one lives there because no one
wants to live there. Why would you want it? Strategically,
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if you look at a globe, you would really need
a globe more than a map to fully understand it.
When you look at a globe, you would understand why
Greenland is so critically important to controlling those icy waterways
on the northern part of the planet. Greenland may not
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have a whole lot of curb appeal, but Greenland defensively
as far as militarily goes, is super super important. The
rumors are in Washington, d C. That Marco Rubio has
already told members of Congress that we intend to buy it.
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Now they're questing a meeting with Marco Rubil and of
course the stupid Europeans are of we have headlines like this.
European leaders claim they will defend Greenland, as the Danes say,
the US takeover would end NATO. So Denmark is they're
out there say no, you can't have it, it would
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end NATO. Europe is saying, well, we'll send our.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Fleet over there.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Such as it is, We'll send our fleet over there
and we'll stop you, which is hilarious. None of these
people have the ability to physically stop us, and I
bet they don't want to. Here's here's how this works.
If you have a piece of territory and you don't
really use it for anything, and a country shows interest
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in it is this is diplomacy. This goes back to
hundreds and hundreds of years.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
They all do this.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
You have a piece of territory you could do without
a country shows interest in it, you almost immediate lee
act as if you'll go to war over that piece
of territory.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Why do you act that way?
Speaker 2 (20:08):
You're driving up the price. Have you ever have you
ever heard one of these stories? Is actually this story
happened to a friend of mine. Have you ever had
heard of one of these stories where someone will own
a house, maybe a piece of property somewhere, and some
super wealthy guy, for whatever reason, will come knock on
the door or have someone else do it and say, hey,
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I want to buy your house, and the person who
lives there always says something to the effect of, uh,
it's not for sale, and the guy then, oh, you
name your price and I'll buy your house. And it
goes back and forth that way. Let me give you
a little bit of advice. Not that I think that's
ever going to happen to you or me, but it could.
You never know, maybe a house somebody grew up in
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or whatever it is. If you ever get that knock
on the door, don't tell them only it's not for sale.
Tell them you'd never sell it. I would never sell
this house. Sounds counterintuitive. It's only going to make that
rich guy want to buy it more, and it's only
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going to drive your price through the roof. That's what
Europe is saying when they're saying they'll send in the
fleet and it will end nat Oh, and we do
don't like this. They're just trying to drive up the price.
Remember something about Europe, and it's sad we even have
to talk about those dirty Europeans, but that's the way
it is.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Europe is broke.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
They massively imported foreigners over there. At the same time
they destroyed their energy sector other things Democrats are trying
to do here, but they've already completed all those things
over there. They don't have economies anymore. They don't have
enough money. They don't have money for militaries, plus all
the stupid socialist programs. They don't have money. Europe doesn't
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have the money. They don't have the manpower. And Putin
knows this too, which is sad. Europe can't prosecute a
major war against anybody, even all of them combined. They
just can't. They don't have the they're at the resources,
they're on the manufacturing. They can't do it. Europe can't
do anything now but still pretend to be powerful. If
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the United States of America wants Greenland would not be
surprised in the next three years. If we have it,
well buy it. Tell Ony right now, wouldn't be surprised, Chris,
we should broadcast from Greenland if we buy it. As
kind of what we have to write. The flight's got
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to be a nightmare. You know, they don't have a
major airport into there. What Chris, No, no, see Chris said,
from here to New York. We eat in New York
and then it's a short trip to Greenland.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
I bet you, I bet you. There's not a direct
flight from New York to Greenland. I mean there could be.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
I don't know how major of it on airport can
you have if you have fifty zousand people who live
in the entire country. I bet you have to land
somewhere even closer and then take a ferry over there
or something like that. And I don't even know if
people to gent or drive us. Hello to my favorite
history teacher, mister Jesse. Saratoga was the battle that changed
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the Revolutionary War. The Battle of Ariscany preceded Saratoga. There
was a great loss of brave citizen soldiers at Ariscany,
but it was successful in delaying the arrival of British
reinforcements going to Saratoga, so on, and so forth. What
better way to celebrate America in twenty twenty six than
by understanding how we fought for our freedom in seventeen
(23:44):
seventy six. I've getting a lot of revolutionary war requests,
a lot of them. Jesse totally loved the entire Rhodesian
Bush War epic, including the extended interview. As I thought
about what potential other topics, I realized I had almost
no idea about who were the Vikings. I've read that
archaeologists found one of their boats in America. I've heard
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they were somehow related to the rus who were apparently
the original Russians. That's right, those were the original Russians.
You've mentioned how off the wall they were, so on
and so forth. I would consider Vikings. The problem with
if you do a history show on you know, the
history of the Vikings, it's so broad, and the Vikings
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themselves changed so much over time. For instance, as they
were conquering places in Europe, as they were essentially raiding
places in Europe, they got to the point where they
just stayed. In the beginning, they would go in and
they would raid, and they would take. But then these
European leaders who were afraid and desperate, they would cut
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deals with them, and they'd say, well, okay, please stop
raping and pillaging our towns. We'll give you a big
chunk of ground here. And then eventually they moved in there.
They they went from pure raiders to settlers and conquerors,
and it's a fascinating history. I just don't know if
you could do I don't know what kind of show
you could put together on that. All right, we'll talk
(25:10):
about the rift and the Republican Party. I wanted to
bring up something because there's a there's a story out
of Freebeacon today quote there's no rift in the Republican Party.
GOP voters back Trump's Venezuela Opposite or operation so on
and so forth. I've had emails from people, and it's
it's gone beyond just emails. My wife and I we
(25:32):
had dinner with a couple other couples a few nights ago,
and they brought up to me the Republican Party and Hey,
what about this? What about this podcaster and what they're
saying and they're fighting with this radio person and this
person on TV, and what's going on with the Civil War,
and I explained it's fine to be online. It's fine
(26:00):
because that's the best place to get news. Now, that's
the best place to get up to date news. You
gotta go online. I know that sucks, but that's the truth.
It's fine to be online. It is not fine to
spend too much time there and then convince yourself that
(26:23):
what happens there wherever you are online is an accurate
reflection of the real world. And I don't look. I
know I'm gonna sound old. I know that I have
kind of I've kind of been backwards when it comes
to technology, and I intend to remain that way. So
maybe you are somebody and you spend so much time
(26:45):
on Facebook or on a X which used to be
Twitter or Instagram, Instagram or or any one of these
other places. I know there's even newer ones than that.
I understand all that. And that's a community that you've found.
It's a news source, it's a community. You have people
you talked here there. And I'm not dogging on that
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at all. I spend time online. I am on X,
I am I get it. Don't ever think that this
endless poop throwing that happens on these online forums is
an accurate reflection of what the normal voting public thinks.
(27:26):
I explain this one hundred times already. It happened in
the wake of the turning Point USA through a big celebration,
a big event, and they had all these famous speakers
show up, and they're given speeches, and this and that
and that of course degenerated into a big poop throwing thing,
and everyone spent all their time on online. And I
explain to everybody, there's no civil war. The right is
(27:50):
not coming apart. Yes, there are people on the right,
maybe you, who have problems with things the administration is
doing or isn't doing. That's gonna happen in every administration.
That's fine. But don't think because this podcaster is fighting
with this television host, and of course because nobody has
(28:11):
any class anymore, they all have to do it online,
out in the open, don't think that is somehow reflective
of what actually matters. And that's you in me. Normal people,
normal voters, don't care about this stuff, don't follow this stuff.
Normal people on the right are pretty pleased with how
(28:34):
things are going. Also, I should say, normal people on
the right have problems with things that haven't been done,
the lack of arrest, and price or to the prices
are too high. So I'm not here to say everyone's
happy and everything's perfect. That's not at all what I'm saying.
But don't ever spend so much time online that you
convince yourself there's some terrible civil war. And let me
(28:56):
tell you something else. The people who act like they're
are are They want one. That's what they're doing. They're
trying to create one. They want one. The right in
general is pretty pleased with this administration, much more pleased
than the first Trump administration. And if I have to
(29:16):
make you feel better about something else. Trump said yesterday,
he's not wrong that if Democrats take back the House,
he'll be impeached. That's undoubtedly true. Remember that impeachment was
not popular when they did it before that the votes
aren't there in the Senate to actually remove him. Not
that it's a good thing or an okay thing if
(29:36):
they impeach him again. But if Democrats take back the House,
and they sure might, and if they impeach Donald Trump,
they sure will.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
I don't think that's the end of the world. I
just don't think it's a big deal, nothing to worry about.
Speaker 6 (29:53):
And now here's a headline, but oh, you know, you
know the thing headlines we didn't get to.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
US Forces sees sanctioned Russian flagged oil tanker that eluded
Venezuela blockade. Chris, I remain more and more convinced that
the headquarters for my secret society that you're not allowed
to join is going to be an abandoned oil tanker
and we're going to sail it around and it's going
to be amazing.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
What, Chris, What Yes? Like water World?
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Yes, And we're going to keep the oil in there
so we never run out of gas. Scathing audit reveals
more fraud concerns inside top Minnesota agency, with fabricated documents
and misconduct. I would like to inform you of something
you probably have already figured out. A bunch of seventy
IQ Somalians did not get here and set up a
(30:48):
fraud network, this national, this elaborate without help help from
local Democrats. I have a feeling this Somali fraud story
is going to take down elected Democrats and maybe take
him down. Hard Walls refuses to quit after dropping reelection
bid amid Minnesota fraud, firestorm over my dead body. You
(31:12):
can't stop Tim Walls from riding us.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
Expect for the next eleven months for me to ride
you like you've never been ridden.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Looking forward to it.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Tim Venue cancels musician Ashley Max Langraghli after AI wrongly
labels him a sex offender. Oh that's catching a bad
break anyway. We'll do this tomorrow, that's all.
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