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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Other hour of the Jesse Kelly Joe on a wonderful,
wonderful ass Doctor Jesse Friday, we're finding done with all
this epstein ichiness again and we're.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Gonna move on and talk about other things. Let's talk
about illegal immigration first, not in the way we did
at the opening of last hour about how illegal immigration
is the base of the Democrat Party, but well, I
want to answer this question in kind of the same way.
Here the guy says, Hey, Jesse, I don't understand why
Trump and Holman are beating their heads against the wall,
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going heavy handed into deep blue territories to grab illegals.
There was so much low hanging fruit in red states
when you're going to get the cooperation of state and
local officials, you could easily spend a year or two,
get a million plus report it, so on and so forth.
All right, So let me explain first, there's something about
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electoral politics that sometimes we like and sometimes we don't like,
depending on how well it's working out for our side.
So here's what it is. And this is hard for
you and me to keep in mind because we're the
hyper informed. We know the issues, we know what's right,
we know what we don't. You don't just follow what's popular,
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do you. Of course you don't. You have things you want,
whether the popular or not. All right, you know what
the best politics has always been if you are in
electoral politics, meaning people vote you in whatever system, that
is the best politics. If you want to stay in power,
is making people's lives better. I know it should be
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deeper than that, and people should think bigger than that.
That's what you think, right, But the national debt should matter.
People don't care about the national debt. You know something
every single president has discovered. In fact, this goes all
the way back to FDR, but Barack Obama talked about it.
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Bush talked about it. You know what every single president
has discovered Their approval ratings will directly directly be reflective
of gas prices. Did you know that when gas prices
get too high, presidential approval ratings plummet. Well, there are
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deeper reasons. But you don't understand. There was a boycott.
There was no, no, no, no, no, no, I know, I
know there's much more to it. Gas prices determine a
president's approval numbers. Did you know that in large part,
in large part FDR back in World War Two. I'm
assuming you weren't alive back then, but I realized we
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have some folks who are up there who may have been.
But assuming you weren't alive back then, you do know
there was rationing. Of course, there was rationing in the
United States of America because we wanted materials for the war,
needed materials for the war. So we couldn't just allow
every American to buy you all the sugar you wanted.
We needed some sugar for the troops we were making things.
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Were said, you got it, you got it. Did you know?
They used to write about it and go dig this
up to this day that the American people, because the
country was so patriotic back then and because the war
was viewed as such a righteous cause, the American people
were actually great about rationing. They were okay with it.
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Oh okay, that's my allotment of butter. I got it.
Except for gas. Gas rationing, rationing people's gas, their ability
to move to and fro from work, whatever. That is
what created fraud. That's what created public pushback. That is
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what the public said, well, whoa ho hoad on, No,
what does that mean? Well, gas makes your life better,
that's how you get to work. It's how do you
go to the gas station. It's how you go visit
your mom at family vacations. It's how we move to
and fro. What is gasoline today? It's our horse. It's
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the old Western version of our horse. Your horse was
everything back then. That's your gas prices. Good politics, politics
that will increase your popularity. Is politics that makes people's
lives better. We like that when it works for us.
We don't like that when it doesn't. Now back to
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the subject at hand. Why would Donald Trump and Tom
Holman be focusing on places like Los Angeles, Chicago, and
New York when it comes to illegal immigration raids. One,
let's get through the obvious point. That's where a large
percentage of them are. Yes, there are tons in red states,
so don't email me, Jesse. You should see. But it's
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like Nebraska. I know, we have a all over Texas too.
I get it, I get I know. But when you
have these sanctuary states, sanctuary cities, that's where illegals are
naturally going to flock because that's where they can be
safest under the law. So LA has more illegals than
your area does. Unless you're unless of course you're listening
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from LA but you get what I mean. That's one two.
Do you know what people are going to be discovering
very very shortly, And there are already reports that many
are discovering this. Okay, so Trump and Holman they're doing
all these illegal alien roundups, ices, raiding marijuana farms, home depots,
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and you know what's wild, there's so much less traffic.
You know, I had to go to the emergency room
last night here in Los Angeles. I didn't. This is
the hypothetical. You know. I had to go to the
emergency room last night here Los Angeles. And I remember
three years ago I went to the er I had
broke my wrist and I had to wait and the
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waiting room for two hours before they could put a
cast on it. But last night I went, I was
in in ten minutes. Hey, did you know that this
apartment I tried to rent in this apartment building. I've
wanted to be in this apartment building forever, but I
couldn't get in there because it was eighteen hundred dollars
a month and I couldn't afford that. And I just
got an email they've lowered their prices eleven hundred bucks
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a month. I can get that apartment. Now. We know
illegal immigration is bad. We all know that on a
surface level. In you again, because you're the hyperinformed, you
understand that it's made our education system so much worse.
Huge classrooms, bilingual, larger the classroom, the worse the education.
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Our children are dumber because of illegal immigration. You know,
it's made healthcare costs worse, housing prices worse, crime worse,
t'sraffic worse. You understand all that. It's one thing to
know that because you're the hyper informed. It's another thing
entirely when you're an independent voter, maybe even a moderate
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Democrat voter, and you're living in La County and your
life gets better, and you know your life gets better
because Donald Trump is rounding up illegals and sending them
out of the country. Good politics is making people's lives
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better by deporting people in these blue areas. Let me
tell you something right now, this is a prediction, Chris,
go ahead and write this one down. Over the next
few years. I don't know what state it'll be, and
no I'm not telling you it'll be California. You are
going to see a blue state like maybe New Mexico, Colorado,
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somewhere like that. You are going to see a blue
state turn red by the time Trump's term is over.
People do not die. I don't fully know because there
are so many systems in place to hide the numbers.
People do not realize. I do not realize how much
illegal immigration holds up the Democrat Party on its shoulders.
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And when you start rounding these people up and getting
rid of them, not only do people's lives get better,
You're going to see a blue state turn red. You will.
It's a fact. Well I shouldn't say it's a fact,
it's a prediction. Why go into these areas. That's why
you go into these areas. And remember it's not that
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they're ignoring the Red states. I'm telling you right now,
I live in Red Texas. There are deportations happening all
over the place in Red Texas, ice raids all over
huge place area I live, and things like that. Do
you know why you don't see it? Remember, there's there's
what's happening, and then there's what you see. Those are
two different things. You know why you don't see it
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because red state politicians are not making hey by making
a big deal out of it on social media. You
don't see Texas congressmen complaining about it outside of the
Jasmine Crocketts of the world, because they know, well, people
in my state don't want illegals here in California. When
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your seat in Congress relies on illegals, when you're Deliah Ramirez,
when you're Julia Browne, when you're these people, you know
you have to protect the elie. I want you to
look at the people here. We're not alone. We're going
to continue to protest. We're going to continue to show up.
We are going to exercise our rights of a democracy
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because we will continue to fight for the democracy that
we say we are in the They know they can
make noise about it and people will watch. You see
more deportations in LA than Texas because there are more
illegals in LA, and because that's what the media wants
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you to look at.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful, Wonderful Friday.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Member. You can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
dot com. Chris, I don't know that you've ever once
played the original version of American Woman. I'm not insulting,
I'm not insulting the Lenny Kravitz version, which, as you know,
I like, I don't remember you playing the original. You
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can claim you have all you want? Is it because look?
Is it because they're Canadian? Is that I would understand? Okay,
you know what, that's fine, that's you know what, they're banned.
Then I didn't marry a Canadian, Chris. She was born
in Ohio. Okay, she was born in Ohio. Just because
her parents took her off to that third world dump
when she was like two years old doesn't mean she's Canadian.
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She's an American. Jesse. To your fellow wing connoisseur, There's
been a lot of talk lately about wing eating techniques
and sauces, but there's one area I think it's even
more important. How do you like your wings cooked, baked, fried, grilled,
or smoked. I'm not gonna tell you my favorite, as
I don't want a jade your response. Okay, his name
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is Joe. So I'm going to give an answer that
I hate. I'm about to sound like a politician, and
you know how much I hate that. In fact, I
hate it so much that's probably why I'm not one.
That's probably why I lost my congressional races. But you asked,
how do I like them, baked, fried, smoked, whatever. I
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like to pride myself on knowing food, not how to cook.
I don't know how to do that, but I know
how to eat. I know what to order, I know
what restaurants to go to. I have this blank in
my memory, and I don't know what that is. Maybe
it's just part of getting older. Maybe it was too
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much keystone light when I was younger. I don't know.
But the greatest wings I have ever eaten in my
entire life were from a place outside of Knoxville, Tennessee,
and I can't remember the name. Bob and I were.
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We had the kids in the car. We had a
minivan's top. Don't make fun of me, Okay, they're affordable
and they're good for kids. We had a minivan. And
this is when I was driving across the country. I
was out of work. I was looking for work. It's
probably ten years ago, I would guess, just trying to
find a job. Well, you know, I'm in love with Tennessee.
I always have been. When I was a kid, we
used to take road trips down there and we'd go fishing.
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I learned how to swim when my dad threw me
off a houseboat in Tennessee. So Tennessee, I just the door.
I love Tennessee people. I love the food I love.
I love the Smokies, the rocky the mountains, the mountains,
the mountains there. I love Tennessee. We really focused on
Tennessee when I was looking for work because I wanted
to find a job in Tennessee and moved to Tennessee.
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I love Chattanooga, Knoxville, Nashville. Memphis can be hitter. Memphis
has gotten rougher over the years, but even Memphis I
don't mind. But anyway, we're outside of Knoxville, Tennessee, and
we were looking. We had to eat get some dinner
one night. And there's one thing about restaurants that I
always tell you, lines don't lie. A good restaurant is
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never ever empty. I'm not saying it's always full. Maybe
it's off hours or something like that, but a good
restaurant is never empty. And bad restaurants don't have lines
to get in them. It's just not something that happens.
You go where cops eat. Cops always know where the
good food is. You can go where realtors eat, they
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know where the good food is and follow the crowd.
It's one of the few times in your life you
should follow the crowd. We are out, we're hungry. We
look over. It was a barbecue place. I remember that
it was a barbecue place and there was a line
out the door. Okay, we're hungry, let's pull in. Gosh,
I can even picture it. I just don't remember the name.
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We pull in this place. And their chicken wings. Not
only did they have homemade ranch, homemade blue cheese, their
chicken wings were baked, then smoked, then fried. All three baked, smoked, fried,
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so they even had that little kind of red smoke
ring in them. Oh my gosh, they were so good.
You know, maybe it was the sheer euphoria that caused
this blank spot in my mind that I can't remember
the name of the place, but I like all three there.
I said it, Jessie. Yesterday, while cooking a grilled cheese sandwich,
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I had an epiphany. What if I put sauer kraut
in there and combined it with the mealthy goodness of
American cheese. Turns out it was fantastic. Have you ever
considered such a wonderful sandwich. No, I haven't, because I'm
not an orc from Lord of the Rings that believes
in eating disgusting sour kraut. My folks used to make
sour kraut when I was a kid, and I would
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have to just go outside and not even come back
because the putrid odor would fill up the house and
it was like I was in It was like I
was in some kind of a torture chamber. And I
would never take a sacred grilled cheese made with the
heavenly American cheese or belvida if your high end, and
taint it with sour kraut. That is so disgusting. You
should be ashamed of yourself, and everybody who likes sauer kraut,
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you should be ashamed of yourself. Go repent, Jesse, how
did a communist take over Spain after what they've been
through in the past? Was it fraud? Will this bring
a Franco number two into power? Okay, so I brought
up yesterday. It was very brief, but it's also very sad.
I made fun of Spain because that's fun. But the
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Spanish government is completely communists now that Jesse Kelly show
on a wonderful, Wonderful Friday. Remember if you missed any
part of the show, you can download the whole thing
on iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Okay, So the guy asked, how
could that happen in Spain? How could communists take over
Spain again? Because remember we've talked up before, talked about
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this before on this show. The Communists did take over
Spain once. Stop me if you've heard anything like this before.
They stole an election. Then they promptly started destroying the churches.
The Catholic church is very traditional space, so they started
killing the priests and the nuns and doing all the
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demonic crap the Communists always do. Francisco Franco had been
a rising star of a general in the Spanish military.
A bunch of people came to it and said, please
save us from the Communists. He raised an army, got
a little help from Hitler, and they definitely fought a
Spanish Civil war and ended up victorious. No, Franco was
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not a Nazi. If your history teacher told you that,
your history teacher is a moron, he used Adolf Hitler
for arms, and then when Hitler wanted help in World
War Two, Franco said, Oh, man, I'd love to, I'm
too busy. He just needed he needed the equipment, if
you will. So Spain has been through the worst of it,
Spaniard killing Spaniard because the demonic Communists took over and
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they had to be removed with gunpowder. So you asked,
how could they take over? How could they take over
again when they've been through this? How could you allow
this to have and again? Well, allow me to point
something out to you. This is a headline from today.
It's from NBC News. Black historical interpreters fight to keep
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history alive as some work to erase it. What are
they talking about, Well, here's what they're talking about. People
on the right have realized that this DEI filth has
infected history departments as well, and they realized that the
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America hating communists savages. They only want children to learn
about how horrible and evil America is. So they've started
to take that stuff out. Not that you shouldn't learn
accurate history, you should, but history class has become here's
all the reasons America sucks. We genocided the Native Americans,
and then we enslaved black people, and then it was segregation. Anyway,
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that's America that people have figured out. That's a very
unhealthy way to teach history. So why do they teach
history like that? Because if you cover up all the
good things, cover up and ignore all the good things
America has done, and you only present America as some
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evil empire, people don't know. You ask how the communists
in Spain could, I mean they have elections? How could
these people have so much power and takeover? And how
can Spain not learn the lessons of the past. They're
not taught about the past. My sister did a little
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vacation with some group, I forget what it was, through Spain.
She went to Barcelona, did all these things, just touring Spain,
and she said every one of her tour guides, every
single one of them, talked about Francisco Franco like he
was for himself. That's how history is taught there, that
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there was this evil monster who stepped in and stopped
the saintly nonviolent progressives. I'm sure that's how they described themselves.
They were so liberal, they leaned left, and an in
came Adolf Hitler named Francisco Franco when he killed them all.
I've told you how many times that one of the
most damaging things the American Communist has taken over is
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our history. They write the history books. Even my kids,
who have a great education from an amazing school. Even
my kids come home, Dad, our teacher taught art, taught
us today that Andrew Jackson was evil. Yeah, what you
teach you about him? Well, the Trail of Tears? Okay,
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what else? Oh? Nothing?
Speaker 1 (20:52):
That was it?
Speaker 2 (20:54):
A lion of American history? And what did they learn
about him in school? The trail here. People will not
learn lessons from the past if they are not taught
about the past. And that's why the American Communist has
taken over. Your history department writes your history books. They
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do your history podcasts. You want, you want an example,
I guess I shouldn't be promoting them, so I'll drive
the downloads up. But you want an example. You know,
I'm always hoovering up as much history as I can.
I'm obsessed with that. I love it. One of the
big history podcasts out there is American History Tellers. American
History Tellers, go download an episode, then listen to how
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those filthy communists talk about American history. Every single subject,
no matter what it is, is twisted and massaged and
presented as America sucks, this country, so we're so stupid,
we're so ridiculous here. And unless you break free of that,
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if you are coming up right now, and you're in
school now, if you're listening to the sound of my
voice right now, you're gonna probably end up just fine.
But if if you're a child in school and that's
you go to a public school somewhere, and that's the
only way they teach it, and then you go to
college because everyone asks to go to college, that's almost
to guarantee that's the only way they're gonna teach it.
Unless you got a Hills there where somewhere like that,
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and then you move from there into the normal world,
you probably think your country sucks pretty bad too. You
don't know about the greatness, great things we've done. You
don't know history is incredibly important. And I am not
at all saying and I've never said this, I'm not
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saying that you cover up bad things countries have done,
including ours. You can talk about how we conquered America
from the Indians. Maybe that bothers you. Maybe you are
an Indian. We have Indians who listen to the show
people at least of that heritage if they email me
all the time, because people know I'm fascinated by that.
I've always liked the tribes and stuff like that. But
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maybe you're mad about it. You can still teach about it.
It's fine. We did conquer the country from the Indians.
We did. A bunch of different tribes were here. We
stepped in. We were more powerful, we conquered them. You
can teach about slavery. Slavery is freaking evil and the
Transatlantic African slave trade was awful. It was an awful thing.
You can teach about that. You have to hide it.
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You don't have to hide about segregation, about back black
people being treated like second class citizens. You don't have
to and you shouldn't hide it. Teach it. But if
you teach that that's who we are, that that's the
entirety of America, you're a clown and your children, whoever
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you're teaching that to, will grow up to resent living
in the greatest country in the history of the world.
That's a fact. Jesse Oh Chris says, Oh, I did
do an Andrew Jackson history show. Chris, what's the date
on that? So people can find it. I'm gonna play
the Jeopanes music, Chris, although I don't have it. Do
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do do do doo?
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Do you do what? My voice hits cracked there, I
better whistle it instead. What Chris? What okay? And if
you want to learn about Andrew Jackson real history on
the podcast feed August fourteenth, twenty twenty, so you're gonna
have to rewind quite a ways. August fourteenth, twenty twenty,
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we did an Andrew Jackson podcast. It's titled Shot in
the Heart History. Shot in the Heart. You want to
go learn real Andrew Jackson history. And no, I'm not
saying the trailer tails never happened. But if that's all
your history teacher taught you about Andrew Jackson, your history
teacher sucked. Here, Jesse, before we get to the headlines,
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or just before the headlines, we didn't get to segment
on Wednesday, there was a was that a snort? Laugh?
Or did my old ears deceive me? All right, it
is the Jesse Kelly Show about to address a controversy
here on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. And then
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we'll get back into someone wants to know about these
illegals that the employers have to be pulling taxes, social Security.
What's going on. I'll explain that in just a moment.
Before I get to that. Somebody emailed in and lay
down quite an accusation Jesse just before the headlines we
didn't get to segment on Wednesday? Was that a snort laugh?
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Or did my old ears deceive me? Now, as you know,
Jewish producer Chris and producer Cory are terrible people. They
got this email and they already pulled the sound of
what happened. I have not listen to it yet because
I wanted to hear it with you. For the first time,
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I have been accused of snort laughing. We don't need
to pull an Epstein files thing. Let's go to the raw,
uncut footage and let's listen. They haven't moved one inch
on it is. It is amazing. Honestly, Chris, you edited that,
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didn't you? Hold on? Let me let me listen again.
Let me they haven't moved one inch on it is.
It's amazing, honestly. Oh man, listen, we have wild animals
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around the office and that could have been one of them.
You never know, But I guess also I should have
talk with you that I've had before, and this is
gonna be last time, Lord willing we ever have to
have this conversation. One When I laugh, it's uncontrollable. I
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lose control of it. That's one. Two. Every now and then,
it's not all the time. Okay, it's not all the time.
Every now and then I will develop a nose whistle,
all right. I have also, courtesy of the United States
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Marine Corps, don't have all my hearing anymore. So it's
this really dangerous combination of I have a nose whistle,
and I can't hear the nose whistle. I will have
to wait until aub very cruelly points it out, and
one of the boys very cruelly points it out. When
you factor in seasonal WHI aller, jeez, uncontrollable laughter, and
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whatever is causing this nose whistles nose whistle, nose whistle thing,
there is a chance that that's what you heard here.
Haven't moved one inch on it is. It's amazing. Honestly,
I don't think that's a snort. I don't. I don't
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feel like that is having listened to it, what Chris,
I don't feel like that. No, I think I was
breathing out instead almost like I was almost like you're
hawking Tolugi or something like. Doesn't that Isn't that what
I think? That's what that was. That's that's not a snort.
They haven't moved one inch on it it is. It's amazing, honestly,
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that's a wild animal. I think that's something else. Whatever
it was, it's not a snort. Definitely not a snort. Hey, Jesse, No,
I have to hear one more time. They haven't moved
one inch on it is. It's amazing. Honestly, I just
don't hear it. I'm sorry, hey, Jesse. I owned a
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small business for many years, and I had to report
my employee's salary and tax withholding information monthly and send
tax money to the IRS. If you didn't have a
Social Security number, you couldn't work or the government would
come looking for me as a business owner. How do
the farm and hospitality industries get away with hiring anyone
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without documentation? Do these industries get a pass? They get
social Security numbers? Do you remember when Donald Trump gave
that speech because Elon Musk back before they had this
terrible embarrassing falling out and Elon Musk had he had
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started DOGE Department of Government Efficiency, and they started to
comb through the government, government records, government computers, and one
of the things they discovered, in fact, it was something
that Trump brought up loudly during the speech, was how
many people who were I mean was crazy. How many
people were two hundred years old and eligible for Social Security? Oh,
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we've got to we have a bunch of people who
are one hundred and twenty years old collecting Social Security.
The reason they don't bust all these businesses for hiring
illegals is the illegals show up with social Security numbers
yours and more specifically, your dead grandma's Social Security Fraud
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is a major major business in this country. We used
to my dad was adamant about illegals. We're not hiring
illegals that kind of thing. So we used to do
that I nine verification thing where you would have to
bring your documentation. Well, look, they all brought in their docs.
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But if they're not on the up and up, how
would I have known? We put them through the government system.
Government says, yeah, that's a real person. You're good to go.
How do you know? I mean, I'm assumed we didn't
hire anybody who knows the illegals. And I'm not. By
the way, I'm not excusing these industries. Oftentimes they know
what they're doing. I mean, shoot, some of these businesses,
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they'll tell you where to go to get fake social
Security information. So I'm believing. I'm not defending the businesses.
But if you want to know how that goes, that's
how that goes. It's not all cash in an envelope
underneath the table. They show up with the proper documentation,
because there is a multi billion dollar industry out there
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to steal authentic information and get it in the hands
of illegals. The United States of America, top to bottom,
is addicted to foreign slave labor as if it's a drug.
Every part of our country is addicted to it. Normal people,
rich people, restaurant industry, government, you, farmers, you name it.
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Addicted to low cost foreign labor. When you have a
whole country, a wealthy country, addicted to something like that,
then there is going to be an industry that facilitates
that addiction, no different than drugs. That's why I call
it an addiction. All right, let's move on. If I
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had to fight somebody in the government, or didn't want
to fight someone in the government. Who would it be.
Let's talk about working class people. Are they going to
get a break in taxes?
Other hour of the Jesse Kelly Joe on a wonderful,
wonderful ass Doctor Jesse Friday, we're finding done with all
this epstein ichiness again and we're.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Gonna move on and talk about other things. Let's talk
about illegal immigration first, not in the way we did
at the opening of last hour about how illegal immigration
is the base of the Democrat Party, but well, I
want to answer this question in kind of the same way.
Here the guy says, Hey, Jesse, I don't understand why
Trump and Holman are beating their heads against the wall,
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going heavy handed into deep blue territories to grab illegals.
There was so much low hanging fruit in red states
when you're going to get the cooperation of state and
local officials, you could easily spend a year or two,
get a million plus report it, so on and so forth.
All right, So let me explain first, there's something about
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electoral politics that sometimes we like and sometimes we don't like,
depending on how well it's working out for our side.
So here's what it is. And this is hard for
you and me to keep in mind because we're the
hyper informed. We know the issues, we know what's right,
we know what we don't. You don't just follow what's popular,
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do you. Of course you don't. You have things you want,
whether the popular or not. All right, you know what
the best politics has always been if you are in
electoral politics, meaning people vote you in whatever system, that
is the best politics. If you want to stay in power,
is making people's lives better. I know it should be
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deeper than that, and people should think bigger than that.
That's what you think, right, But the national debt should matter.
People don't care about the national debt. You know something
every single president has discovered. In fact, this goes all
the way back to FDR, but Barack Obama talked about it.
(02:10):
Bush talked about it. You know what every single president
has discovered Their approval ratings will directly directly be reflective
of gas prices. Did you know that when gas prices
get too high, presidential approval ratings plummet. Well, there are
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deeper reasons. But you don't understand. There was a boycott.
There was no, no, no, no, no, no, I know, I
know there's much more to it. Gas prices determine a
president's approval numbers. Did you know that in large part,
in large part FDR back in World War Two. I'm
assuming you weren't alive back then, but I realized we
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have some folks who are up there who may have been.
But assuming you weren't alive back then, you do know
there was rationing. Of course, there was rationing in the
United States of America because we wanted materials for the war,
needed materials for the war. So we couldn't just allow
every American to buy you all the sugar you wanted.
We needed some sugar for the troops we were making things.
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Were said, you got it, you got it. Did you know?
They used to write about it and go dig this
up to this day that the American people, because the
country was so patriotic back then and because the war
was viewed as such a righteous cause, the American people
were actually great about rationing. They were okay with it.
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Oh okay, that's my allotment of butter. I got it.
Except for gas. Gas rationing, rationing people's gas, their ability
to move to and fro from work, whatever. That is
what created fraud. That's what created public pushback. That is
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what the public said, well, whoa ho hoad on, No,
what does that mean? Well, gas makes your life better,
that's how you get to work. It's how do you
go to the gas station. It's how you go visit
your mom at family vacations. It's how we move to
and fro. What is gasoline today? It's our horse. It's
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the old Western version of our horse. Your horse was
everything back then. That's your gas prices. Good politics, politics
that will increase your popularity. Is politics that makes people's
lives better. We like that when it works for us.
We don't like that when it doesn't. Now back to
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the subject at hand. Why would Donald Trump and Tom
Holman be focusing on places like Los Angeles, Chicago, and
New York when it comes to illegal immigration raids. One,
let's get through the obvious point. That's where a large
percentage of them are. Yes, there are tons in red states,
so don't email me, Jesse. You should see. But it's
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like Nebraska. I know, we have a all over Texas too.
I get it, I get I know. But when you
have these sanctuary states, sanctuary cities, that's where illegals are
naturally going to flock because that's where they can be
safest under the law. So LA has more illegals than
your area does. Unless you're unless of course you're listening
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from LA but you get what I mean. That's one two.
Do you know what people are going to be discovering
very very shortly, And there are already reports that many
are discovering this. Okay, so Trump and Holman they're doing
all these illegal alien roundups, ices, raiding marijuana farms, home depots,
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and you know what's wild, there's so much less traffic.
You know, I had to go to the emergency room
last night here in Los Angeles. I didn't. This is
the hypothetical. You know. I had to go to the
emergency room last night here Los Angeles. And I remember
three years ago I went to the er I had
broke my wrist and I had to wait and the
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waiting room for two hours before they could put a
cast on it. But last night I went, I was
in in ten minutes. Hey, did you know that this
apartment I tried to rent in this apartment building. I've
wanted to be in this apartment building forever, but I
couldn't get in there because it was eighteen hundred dollars
a month and I couldn't afford that. And I just
got an email they've lowered their prices eleven hundred bucks
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a month. I can get that apartment. Now. We know
illegal immigration is bad. We all know that on a
surface level. In you again, because you're the hyperinformed, you
understand that it's made our education system so much worse.
Huge classrooms, bilingual, larger the classroom, the worse the education.
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Our children are dumber because of illegal immigration. You know,
it's made healthcare costs worse, housing prices worse, crime worse,
t'sraffic worse. You understand all that. It's one thing to
know that because you're the hyper informed. It's another thing
entirely when you're an independent voter, maybe even a moderate
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Democrat voter, and you're living in La County and your
life gets better, and you know your life gets better
because Donald Trump is rounding up illegals and sending them
out of the country. Good politics is making people's lives
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better by deporting people in these blue areas. Let me
tell you something right now, this is a prediction, Chris,
go ahead and write this one down. Over the next
few years. I don't know what state it'll be, and
no I'm not telling you it'll be California. You are
going to see a blue state like maybe New Mexico, Colorado,
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somewhere like that. You are going to see a blue
state turn red by the time Trump's term is over.
People do not die. I don't fully know because there
are so many systems in place to hide the numbers.
People do not realize. I do not realize how much
illegal immigration holds up the Democrat Party on its shoulders.
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And when you start rounding these people up and getting
rid of them, not only do people's lives get better,
You're going to see a blue state turn red. You will.
It's a fact. Well I shouldn't say it's a fact,
it's a prediction. Why go into these areas. That's why
you go into these areas. And remember it's not that
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they're ignoring the Red states. I'm telling you right now,
I live in Red Texas. There are deportations happening all
over the place in Red Texas, ice raids all over
huge place area I live, and things like that. Do
you know why you don't see it? Remember, there's there's
what's happening, and then there's what you see. Those are
two different things. You know why you don't see it
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because red state politicians are not making hey by making
a big deal out of it on social media. You
don't see Texas congressmen complaining about it outside of the
Jasmine Crocketts of the world, because they know, well, people
in my state don't want illegals here in California. When
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your seat in Congress relies on illegals, when you're Deliah Ramirez,
when you're Julia Browne, when you're these people, you know
you have to protect the elie. I want you to
look at the people here. We're not alone. We're going
to continue to protest. We're going to continue to show up.
We are going to exercise our rights of a democracy
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because we will continue to fight for the democracy that
we say we are in the They know they can
make noise about it and people will watch. You see
more deportations in LA than Texas because there are more
illegals in LA, and because that's what the media wants
(10:15):
you to look at.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful, Wonderful Friday.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Member. You can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
dot com. Chris, I don't know that you've ever once
played the original version of American Woman. I'm not insulting,
I'm not insulting the Lenny Kravitz version, which, as you know,
I like, I don't remember you playing the original. You
(10:45):
can claim you have all you want? Is it because look?
Is it because they're Canadian? Is that I would understand? Okay,
you know what, that's fine, that's you know what, they're banned.
Then I didn't marry a Canadian, Chris. She was born
in Ohio. Okay, she was born in Ohio. Just because
her parents took her off to that third world dump
when she was like two years old doesn't mean she's Canadian.
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She's an American. Jesse. To your fellow wing connoisseur, There's
been a lot of talk lately about wing eating techniques
and sauces, but there's one area I think it's even
more important. How do you like your wings cooked, baked, fried, grilled,
or smoked. I'm not gonna tell you my favorite, as
I don't want a jade your response. Okay, his name
(11:31):
is Joe. So I'm going to give an answer that
I hate. I'm about to sound like a politician, and
you know how much I hate that. In fact, I
hate it so much that's probably why I'm not one.
That's probably why I lost my congressional races. But you asked,
how do I like them, baked, fried, smoked, whatever. I
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like to pride myself on knowing food, not how to cook.
I don't know how to do that, but I know
how to eat. I know what to order, I know
what restaurants to go to. I have this blank in
my memory, and I don't know what that is. Maybe
it's just part of getting older. Maybe it was too
(12:18):
much keystone light when I was younger. I don't know.
But the greatest wings I have ever eaten in my
entire life were from a place outside of Knoxville, Tennessee,
and I can't remember the name. Bob and I were.
(12:40):
We had the kids in the car. We had a
minivan's top. Don't make fun of me, Okay, they're affordable
and they're good for kids. We had a minivan. And
this is when I was driving across the country. I
was out of work. I was looking for work. It's
probably ten years ago, I would guess, just trying to
find a job. Well, you know, I'm in love with Tennessee.
I always have been. When I was a kid, we
used to take road trips down there and we'd go fishing.
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I learned how to swim when my dad threw me
off a houseboat in Tennessee. So Tennessee, I just the door.
I love Tennessee people. I love the food I love.
I love the Smokies, the rocky the mountains, the mountains,
the mountains there. I love Tennessee. We really focused on
Tennessee when I was looking for work because I wanted
to find a job in Tennessee and moved to Tennessee.
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I love Chattanooga, Knoxville, Nashville. Memphis can be hitter. Memphis
has gotten rougher over the years, but even Memphis I
don't mind. But anyway, we're outside of Knoxville, Tennessee, and
we were looking. We had to eat get some dinner
one night. And there's one thing about restaurants that I
always tell you, lines don't lie. A good restaurant is
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never ever empty. I'm not saying it's always full. Maybe
it's off hours or something like that, but a good
restaurant is never empty. And bad restaurants don't have lines
to get in them. It's just not something that happens.
You go where cops eat. Cops always know where the
good food is. You can go where realtors eat, they
(14:10):
know where the good food is and follow the crowd.
It's one of the few times in your life you
should follow the crowd. We are out, we're hungry. We
look over. It was a barbecue place. I remember that
it was a barbecue place and there was a line
out the door. Okay, we're hungry, let's pull in. Gosh,
I can even picture it. I just don't remember the name.
(14:31):
We pull in this place. And their chicken wings. Not
only did they have homemade ranch, homemade blue cheese, their
chicken wings were baked, then smoked, then fried. All three baked, smoked, fried,
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so they even had that little kind of red smoke
ring in them. Oh my gosh, they were so good.
You know, maybe it was the sheer euphoria that caused
this blank spot in my mind that I can't remember
the name of the place, but I like all three there.
I said it, Jessie. Yesterday, while cooking a grilled cheese sandwich,
(15:14):
I had an epiphany. What if I put sauer kraut
in there and combined it with the mealthy goodness of
American cheese. Turns out it was fantastic. Have you ever
considered such a wonderful sandwich. No, I haven't, because I'm
not an orc from Lord of the Rings that believes
in eating disgusting sour kraut. My folks used to make
sour kraut when I was a kid, and I would
(15:35):
have to just go outside and not even come back
because the putrid odor would fill up the house and
it was like I was in It was like I
was in some kind of a torture chamber. And I
would never take a sacred grilled cheese made with the
heavenly American cheese or belvida if your high end, and
taint it with sour kraut. That is so disgusting. You
should be ashamed of yourself, and everybody who likes sauer kraut,
(15:58):
you should be ashamed of yourself. Go repent, Jesse, how
did a communist take over Spain after what they've been
through in the past? Was it fraud? Will this bring
a Franco number two into power? Okay, so I brought
up yesterday. It was very brief, but it's also very sad.
I made fun of Spain because that's fun. But the
(16:20):
Spanish government is completely communists now that Jesse Kelly show
on a wonderful, Wonderful Friday. Remember if you missed any
part of the show, you can download the whole thing
on iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Okay, So the guy asked, how
could that happen in Spain? How could communists take over
Spain again? Because remember we've talked up before, talked about
(16:43):
this before on this show. The Communists did take over
Spain once. Stop me if you've heard anything like this before.
They stole an election. Then they promptly started destroying the churches.
The Catholic church is very traditional space, so they started
killing the priests and the nuns and doing all the
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demonic crap the Communists always do. Francisco Franco had been
a rising star of a general in the Spanish military.
A bunch of people came to it and said, please
save us from the Communists. He raised an army, got
a little help from Hitler, and they definitely fought a
Spanish Civil war and ended up victorious. No, Franco was
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not a Nazi. If your history teacher told you that,
your history teacher is a moron, he used Adolf Hitler
for arms, and then when Hitler wanted help in World
War Two, Franco said, Oh, man, I'd love to, I'm
too busy. He just needed he needed the equipment, if
you will. So Spain has been through the worst of it,
Spaniard killing Spaniard because the demonic Communists took over and
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they had to be removed with gunpowder. So you asked,
how could they take over? How could they take over
again when they've been through this? How could you allow
this to have and again? Well, allow me to point
something out to you. This is a headline from today.
It's from NBC News. Black historical interpreters fight to keep
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history alive as some work to erase it. What are
they talking about, Well, here's what they're talking about. People
on the right have realized that this DEI filth has
infected history departments as well, and they realized that the
(18:34):
America hating communists savages. They only want children to learn
about how horrible and evil America is. So they've started
to take that stuff out. Not that you shouldn't learn
accurate history, you should, but history class has become here's
all the reasons America sucks. We genocided the Native Americans,
and then we enslaved black people, and then it was segregation. Anyway,
(18:58):
that's America that people have figured out. That's a very
unhealthy way to teach history. So why do they teach
history like that? Because if you cover up all the
good things, cover up and ignore all the good things
America has done, and you only present America as some
(19:19):
evil empire, people don't know. You ask how the communists
in Spain could, I mean they have elections? How could
these people have so much power and takeover? And how
can Spain not learn the lessons of the past. They're
not taught about the past. My sister did a little
(19:44):
vacation with some group, I forget what it was, through Spain.
She went to Barcelona, did all these things, just touring Spain,
and she said every one of her tour guides, every
single one of them, talked about Francisco Franco like he
was for himself. That's how history is taught there, that
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there was this evil monster who stepped in and stopped
the saintly nonviolent progressives. I'm sure that's how they described themselves.
They were so liberal, they leaned left, and an in
came Adolf Hitler named Francisco Franco when he killed them all.
I've told you how many times that one of the
most damaging things the American Communist has taken over is
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our history. They write the history books. Even my kids,
who have a great education from an amazing school. Even
my kids come home, Dad, our teacher taught art, taught
us today that Andrew Jackson was evil. Yeah, what you
teach you about him? Well, the Trail of Tears? Okay,
(20:50):
what else? Oh? Nothing?
Speaker 1 (20:52):
That was it?
Speaker 2 (20:54):
A lion of American history? And what did they learn
about him in school? The trail here. People will not
learn lessons from the past if they are not taught
about the past. And that's why the American Communist has
taken over. Your history department writes your history books. They
(21:15):
do your history podcasts. You want, you want an example,
I guess I shouldn't be promoting them, so I'll drive
the downloads up. But you want an example. You know,
I'm always hoovering up as much history as I can.
I'm obsessed with that. I love it. One of the
big history podcasts out there is American History Tellers. American
History Tellers, go download an episode, then listen to how
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those filthy communists talk about American history. Every single subject,
no matter what it is, is twisted and massaged and
presented as America sucks, this country, so we're so stupid,
we're so ridiculous here. And unless you break free of that,
(22:02):
if you are coming up right now, and you're in
school now, if you're listening to the sound of my
voice right now, you're gonna probably end up just fine.
But if if you're a child in school and that's
you go to a public school somewhere, and that's the
only way they teach it, and then you go to
college because everyone asks to go to college, that's almost
to guarantee that's the only way they're gonna teach it.
Unless you got a Hills there where somewhere like that,
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and then you move from there into the normal world,
you probably think your country sucks pretty bad too. You
don't know about the greatness, great things we've done. You
don't know history is incredibly important. And I am not
at all saying and I've never said this, I'm not
(22:44):
saying that you cover up bad things countries have done,
including ours. You can talk about how we conquered America
from the Indians. Maybe that bothers you. Maybe you are
an Indian. We have Indians who listen to the show
people at least of that heritage if they email me
all the time, because people know I'm fascinated by that.
I've always liked the tribes and stuff like that. But
(23:06):
maybe you're mad about it. You can still teach about it.
It's fine. We did conquer the country from the Indians.
We did. A bunch of different tribes were here. We
stepped in. We were more powerful, we conquered them. You
can teach about slavery. Slavery is freaking evil and the
Transatlantic African slave trade was awful. It was an awful thing.
You can teach about that. You have to hide it.
(23:27):
You don't have to hide about segregation, about back black
people being treated like second class citizens. You don't have
to and you shouldn't hide it. Teach it. But if
you teach that that's who we are, that that's the
entirety of America, you're a clown and your children, whoever
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you're teaching that to, will grow up to resent living
in the greatest country in the history of the world.
That's a fact. Jesse Oh Chris says, Oh, I did
do an Andrew Jackson history show. Chris, what's the date
on that? So people can find it. I'm gonna play
the Jeopanes music, Chris, although I don't have it. Do
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do do do doo?
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Do you do what? My voice hits cracked there, I
better whistle it instead. What Chris? What okay? And if
you want to learn about Andrew Jackson real history on
the podcast feed August fourteenth, twenty twenty, so you're gonna
have to rewind quite a ways. August fourteenth, twenty twenty,
(24:35):
we did an Andrew Jackson podcast. It's titled Shot in
the Heart History. Shot in the Heart. You want to
go learn real Andrew Jackson history. And no, I'm not
saying the trailer tails never happened. But if that's all
your history teacher taught you about Andrew Jackson, your history
teacher sucked. Here, Jesse, before we get to the headlines,
(24:59):
or just before the headlines, we didn't get to segment
on Wednesday, there was a was that a snort? Laugh?
Or did my old ears deceive me? All right, it
is the Jesse Kelly Show about to address a controversy
here on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. And then
(25:20):
we'll get back into someone wants to know about these
illegals that the employers have to be pulling taxes, social Security.
What's going on. I'll explain that in just a moment.
Before I get to that. Somebody emailed in and lay
down quite an accusation Jesse just before the headlines we
didn't get to segment on Wednesday? Was that a snort laugh?
(25:44):
Or did my old ears deceive me? Now, as you know,
Jewish producer Chris and producer Cory are terrible people. They
got this email and they already pulled the sound of
what happened. I have not listen to it yet because
I wanted to hear it with you. For the first time,
(26:06):
I have been accused of snort laughing. We don't need
to pull an Epstein files thing. Let's go to the raw,
uncut footage and let's listen. They haven't moved one inch
on it is. It is amazing. Honestly, Chris, you edited that,
(26:30):
didn't you? Hold on? Let me let me listen again.
Let me they haven't moved one inch on it is.
It's amazing, honestly. Oh man, listen, we have wild animals
(26:50):
around the office and that could have been one of them.
You never know, But I guess also I should have
talk with you that I've had before, and this is
gonna be last time, Lord willing we ever have to
have this conversation. One When I laugh, it's uncontrollable. I
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lose control of it. That's one. Two. Every now and then,
it's not all the time. Okay, it's not all the time.
Every now and then I will develop a nose whistle,
all right. I have also, courtesy of the United States
(27:37):
Marine Corps, don't have all my hearing anymore. So it's
this really dangerous combination of I have a nose whistle,
and I can't hear the nose whistle. I will have
to wait until aub very cruelly points it out, and
one of the boys very cruelly points it out. When
you factor in seasonal WHI aller, jeez, uncontrollable laughter, and
(28:03):
whatever is causing this nose whistles nose whistle, nose whistle thing,
there is a chance that that's what you heard here.
Haven't moved one inch on it is. It's amazing. Honestly,
I don't think that's a snort. I don't. I don't
(28:23):
feel like that is having listened to it, what Chris,
I don't feel like that. No, I think I was
breathing out instead almost like I was almost like you're
hawking Tolugi or something like. Doesn't that Isn't that what
I think? That's what that was. That's that's not a snort.
They haven't moved one inch on it it is. It's amazing, honestly,
(28:46):
that's a wild animal. I think that's something else. Whatever
it was, it's not a snort. Definitely not a snort. Hey, Jesse, No,
I have to hear one more time. They haven't moved
one inch on it is. It's amazing. Honestly, I just
don't hear it. I'm sorry, hey, Jesse. I owned a
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small business for many years, and I had to report
my employee's salary and tax withholding information monthly and send
tax money to the IRS. If you didn't have a
Social Security number, you couldn't work or the government would
come looking for me as a business owner. How do
the farm and hospitality industries get away with hiring anyone
(29:29):
without documentation? Do these industries get a pass? They get
social Security numbers? Do you remember when Donald Trump gave
that speech because Elon Musk back before they had this
terrible embarrassing falling out and Elon Musk had he had
(29:51):
started DOGE Department of Government Efficiency, and they started to
comb through the government, government records, government computers, and one
of the things they discovered, in fact, it was something
that Trump brought up loudly during the speech, was how
many people who were I mean was crazy. How many
people were two hundred years old and eligible for Social Security? Oh,
(30:14):
we've got to we have a bunch of people who
are one hundred and twenty years old collecting Social Security.
The reason they don't bust all these businesses for hiring
illegals is the illegals show up with social Security numbers
yours and more specifically, your dead grandma's Social Security Fraud
(30:39):
is a major major business in this country. We used
to my dad was adamant about illegals. We're not hiring
illegals that kind of thing. So we used to do
that I nine verification thing where you would have to
bring your documentation. Well, look, they all brought in their docs.
(31:00):
But if they're not on the up and up, how
would I have known? We put them through the government system.
Government says, yeah, that's a real person. You're good to go.
How do you know? I mean, I'm assumed we didn't
hire anybody who knows the illegals. And I'm not. By
the way, I'm not excusing these industries. Oftentimes they know
what they're doing. I mean, shoot, some of these businesses,
(31:20):
they'll tell you where to go to get fake social
Security information. So I'm believing. I'm not defending the businesses.
But if you want to know how that goes, that's
how that goes. It's not all cash in an envelope
underneath the table. They show up with the proper documentation,
because there is a multi billion dollar industry out there
(31:43):
to steal authentic information and get it in the hands
of illegals. The United States of America, top to bottom,
is addicted to foreign slave labor as if it's a drug.
Every part of our country is addicted to it. Normal people,
rich people, restaurant industry, government, you, farmers, you name it.
(32:08):
Addicted to low cost foreign labor. When you have a
whole country, a wealthy country, addicted to something like that,
then there is going to be an industry that facilitates
that addiction, no different than drugs. That's why I call
it an addiction. All right, let's move on. If I
(32:29):
had to fight somebody in the government, or didn't want
to fight someone in the government. Who would it be.
Let's talk about working class people. Are they going to
get a break in taxes?
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Ding dong! Join your culture consultants, Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang, on an unforgettable journey into the beating heart of CULTURE. Alongside sizzling special guests, they GET INTO the hottest pop-culture moments of the day and the formative cultural experiences that turned them into Culturistas. Produced by the Big Money Players Network and iHeartRadio.