United Health Care CEO Brian Thompson assassinated in NYC

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is a podcast from WR is the Jesse Kelly Show.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday,
and what a Wednesday it has been. Let's talk about
this assassination, for lack of a better way to put it,
in New York City, what's going on with Eric Adams.
The culture war continues to break our way and that's.

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A good thing.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Emails, voicemails, so much more coming up on the world
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Speaker 1 (00:31):
Now, I'm going to begin here and I'm going to be.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Delicate with this because we are dealing with the death
of a man, a father, the United Healthcare, the big
insurance company, United Healthcare CEO. His name is Brian Thompson.
He was assassinated this morning outside of a Hilton Hotel

(00:55):
in New York City, in.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Manhattan, New York City. There is video of this.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Most of it that I've seen, by the grace of God,
has been censored. I did I have I have people
send me the uncensored version. But it's nothing. It's nothing
like your kids can't watch. It's not like you see
blood or anything like that. But I'm just going to say, well,
I'll let the NYPD, I'll let them have their say first,

(01:25):
and then I'll give you my take on the whole thing,
just to lay out lay this out for you, because
I know you're probably can't see it right now. The
man's walking, the CEO is walking, Brian Thompson's walking down
the sidewalk. A man emerges right behind him, kind of
comes in from a car. He comes he's like hiding

(01:45):
behind a car. Emerges right as the dude walks by,
pulls out a weapon. The weapon looks like it's suppressed.
It has a suppress or a silencer on it. Looks
like it's suppressed. Dude shoots him in the leg, racks
the weapon, has to rack it again, shoots him again,

(02:09):
has to rack it again. Looks like he gets a
little closer because the guy's down on the sidewalk this time,
and finishes him off with a kill shot. The dude
then as calm as I am talking to you now,
just starts walking away and allegedly walked either right into

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or right by Central Park, which is really the only
part of New York City that doesn't have a camera
on it. So the NYPD said this this morning.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
What we know is that the shoot arrived at the
location on foot about five minutes, probably to the victim's
arrival to shoot, he steps onto the sidewalk from behind
the car. He ignoorles numerous other pedestrians, approaches the victim
from behind, and shoots him in the back. The shoot
it then walks toward the victim and continues to shoot.
It appears that the gun malfunctions as he clears to

(03:00):
jam and begins to fire again. At the scene, we
recover three live nine milimeters rounds and three discharge nine
milimeters shellcasings. The motor for this murder currently is unknown,
but based on the evidence we have so far, it
does appear that the victim was specifically targeted, but at
this point we do not know why. This does not

(03:21):
appear to be a random act of violence. From watching
the video, it does seem that he's proficient in the
use of firearms, as he was able to clear the
malfunctions pretty quickly.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
I am not going to dwell a long time on
this because some children just lost their father this morning,
and I don't want to exploit that and use it
for radio purposes. It just feels gross to me, So
I'm not going to go there. But I am going
to say, I've watched this video many times. That human
being doing the shooting is insanely calm. The weapon it appears,

(03:54):
as you just heard him lay out, it appears to
jam after each time he shoots it. And so for you,
for you people unfamiliar with guns, I understand that you
may be extremely familiar with guns. So just bear with
me as I kind of break this down a little
bit for those who are not a semi automatic pistol,
you shoot it and it's gas operated, meaning the force

(04:18):
that shoots the round also ejects the empty shell casing
and puts a new round into the chamber.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Right, it makes sense you with me so.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Far, kind of the explosion dumps the old round and
gives you a new one. And that's why you can
pop pop, pop, pup. That's why you can shoot like that.
It's a semi automatic. If there there's a variety of
reasons that a weapon would not eject the round properly
or put in the new round properly. If you use

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a suppressor a silencer, that can mess that process up.
I'm not going to get into why, but that can
mess that process up. If you use rounds that are
known as subsnic. That's what they are, subsigon. Again, I
don't want to nerd out on gun stuff in case
this this confuses you. Subsnic is slow, extremely slow. Why

(05:10):
would you ever want a round that's slow instead of fast?
Because it uses less explode I'll just call it black powder.
It's not really what it is, but it uses less
black powder and so it's quieter. Subsnic. It's slower because
it's lower. See what I did, what Chris? Anyway, sub

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sonic is quieter. So if you really wanted to make
a shot as quiet as possible, you would put a
suppressor on a weapon and you would use a subsonic round.
Now I should say, sadly the movies are not correct
with how a weapon sounds when there's a suppressor on it.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
It doesn't peep peep peep p. You do this little.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Spit thing on there, it's smacks. They would pop pop pop.
It's just a lot less loud than it normally is.
So even this would have made a noise like a
like a shoe dropping I guess, like smacking a shoe
on a desk or the floor or something like that.
It would make that much noise if you are using
both subsonic rounds and a suppressor. The weapon is going

(06:18):
to be the most prone to jamming.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
It just will be.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
The guy looks like he planned for that. If you
watch the video, he doesn't look like he's freaking out
because the weapon jams. It doesn't even look like there's
the slightest bit of hesitation. He shoots, racks it again,
shoots racks it again, shoots racks it again, as calm

(06:45):
as you can possibly be, and then just disappears into
the ether. You know how quickly suspects are usually acquired
in New York City because it is one of the
most survey oled cities in the world. There's just cameras everywhere,
every street, corner, every business, and this whole thing's on camera.

(07:07):
You can watch the assassination and this guy is able
to very calmly hop on a bike they say, a
city bike and just slip away. I don't want to
sit here and say it was professional, because there are
various degrees are professional. Whenever you say it was professional,

(07:27):
people think, well, it must have been a Delta Force
trained assassin who worked with Masade and now he's in
the private sector. There are various degrees are professional. The
mafia will pay some dirty gangbanger one hundred bucks two
hundred bucks to go shoot someone in the head just
because he's willing to do it, and he shot it before.
That counts as professional. If I pay you fifty bucks

(07:48):
to go shoot somebody, you're a professional killer.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
Right.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
So there's degrees are.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Professional, and I'm not saying it's professional. But that guy
was there for a purpose, and that purpose was to
kill Brian Thompson. And I bet you we don't do
a lot of true crime on this show.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
I bet you.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
As the days tick by, I bet you we are
going to find out a bit more to this story.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
This is.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Fascinating but also frightening and a reminder to all of us,
myself included, all of us who carry and train with
our weapons and try to make sure we can protect
ourselves and our loved ones and things like that. A
reminder that you can do everything right, and if the

(08:37):
right guy is motivated and organized and calm enough, he's
still gonna get you. There's just not a whole heck
of a lot you can do. If someone slips up
behind you in a New York sidewalk in the dark,
and starts putting rounds into you. There's just not much
you can do. Sad, sad, sad. State of affairs. Speaking

(08:58):
of New York City, Adams has publicly now announced that
he intends to work with Donald Trump on deporting illegals.
Every other Democrat in the country, that Denver's mayor, all
these other Democrats New Jersey, they're all coming out saying
they're going to resist and we have to.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
We have to stop him.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
We can't let Donald Trump deport the maids. What about
the women and the children. Eric Adams, mayor of New
York City, has come out and said, ah, now they're here.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
What did he say?

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Quote those who are here committing crimes, robberies, shooting at
police officers, raping innocent people have been a harm to
our country. He is announcing he intends to work with
Donald Trump to deport illegals. Remember remember when Eric Adams
started coming out publicly speaking against all the illegals flooding

(09:50):
in New York And then remember about five minutes later,
the FBI started arresting people in Eric Adams circle. And
then here we are, five minutes after that, Eric Adams
is announcing he's going to work with Donald Trump to
deport the illegals.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
There's an interesting turn going on. Oh yeah, I play it, Chris,
go ahead, go ahead.

Speaker 5 (10:12):
We need the federal government to lead a decompression strategy
at the border, so cities and states across the nation
can do their part to shelter asylum seekers because cities
like New York, Boston, Chicago, Los Angeles, Houston, and l
Passel can I be left to show the a national.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Crisis without the proper aid.

Speaker 5 (10:36):
Again, if we don't get the support we need, New
Yorkers could be left for a twelve billion dollar bill.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
And then the FBI showed up at his house or
his office. Interesting, isn't it anyway? Are you supporting the
IFCJ yet with what they do. They're on the ground
helping people, handing out food to people who need it,
building bomb shelters for the people in Israel who are

(11:07):
under rocket attack daily, flack jackets, and it's just so
sad to me that this is necessary. Armored ambulances. Imagine
living in a place where you have to have an
ambulance that can withstand gunfire or you might not make
it to the hospital.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
But that's where they live.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
There were a lot of people in ambulances who didn't
make it to the hospital on October seventh because Hamas
gunned them down in the ambulance. You want to support
the IFCJ, support the people of Israel, call eight eight
eight four eight eight IFCJ, or go to support IFCJ

(11:47):
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Speaker 6 (12:22):
Idiot, you know that you played gery so religious you nothing,
but you don't know nothing about the Bible. If you did,
you wouldn't be speaking away you would you wouldn't be
voting from Trump. You're you know that I want you
like cuss you off to day long. I was inad
waves independent Baptist Church and you were just liked them.

(12:45):
You want to control everybody. You played line like it,
You like your Trump? Goodbye?

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Anyway, They're not all like that summer like this.

Speaker 7 (12:55):
I guess see. I just wanted to say something about
this with Hunter and his father, the pardon, that is ridiculous.
I don't care who he is. He should never have
done this. He should never have pardoned his son. It
should have been a conflict of interest. And as far

(13:17):
as I'm concerned, they both should be tried and convicted
and imprisoned for they should be.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
You think you're angry, now, just wait until he pardons Fauci.
That's what these preemptive pardons they're floating around out there
right now.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
There's a rumor, it's more than a rumor.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
It's being widely reported that they're talking about preemptive pardons
for Fauci, Liz Cheney, other people who've committed crimes. How
long have I been telling you the government now is
a criminal organization. We have a criminal organization running the country.
This is where we're at, Jesse. You may be laugh

(13:58):
talking about Aho. There are probably seven people who know
anything about that place. When I was in high school,
I lived in Phoenix, had a girlfriend whose mom at
a place in Rocky Point, Mexico.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Ah, that's sweet. I bet that's fun.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
One weekend we were driving down there and the car
died outside of Aho. We got a lift into town
by some locals and had to stay overnight at the
Aho Motel.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Good grief, Aho, Arizona.

Speaker 7 (14:22):
Whoo.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
It was rough, and you know, it was sad.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
There's a lot of I have a little bit of
experience like this because you know, I was born in
Ohio and my famili's all from Ohio. Really, most of
them are still in Ohio, Pennsylvania. It's a big thing.
We were always down in West Virginia. The rost Belt
is really where so many of my family roots go.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
And Aho.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
It reminded me of the sadness of a lot of
the Roust Belt. The reason the rust Belt is called
the rust Belt is you have these towns, You have
these cities that oftentimes they center around one industry and
usually it's one or two factories or plants. When I
was a kid in Toronto, Ohio, it was and it

(15:08):
may still be this way, I don't know. It was
the power plant. The power plant was a major, major deal,
a major thing, and you either knew someone who worked
at the power plant or you worked at the power
plant yourself. I remember all my friends. My dad said,
the plant, your uncle said, the plant. He's at the plant.
Aho Arizona was a mine, a copper mine, if I

(15:29):
remember right. It was a mining town, and so you
get this town that sprouts up around it. And then
for a variety of reasons, mines closed in the Rust Belt.
A lot of the reasons were our politicians, Democrats and
Republicans who closed down American manufacturing. And what happens like it,
like if it were to happen in Toronto, Ohio against
a very tall small town. Anyway, if the power plant

(15:51):
plant closes, the town itself is wiped out. The plant
is the town. And there are places like this coal
town all over West Virginia. Again, this is how I
grew up. I grew up in these places, and it
really is the forgotten part of the country. And it
saddens me so much when this devastation just descends on

(16:15):
these places, the place where everyone works, the place that
drives all the industry. It dries up and you end
up with a town like Aho Arizona. I was actually
joking about Aho with ob last night. I got home
and ab and I were hanging out and just just
chilling last night, talking about a lot of stuff. And
we were talking about her coming eight months pregnant to

(16:35):
Aho to try to stay there, and she was laughing
about the fact Aho has two restaurants, Dairy Queen and
Pizza Hut.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
And I don't mean, it's not like I'm skipping.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Oh, I'm sure there's a bunch of little maybe a
sandwich shop here.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
No, no, no, no no. If you're leaving.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
Your house to eat, you will eat at Dairy Queen
or Pizza Hut. It was the only place you could go,
and it used to be. It wasn't always like that.
And the Rustbelt people know exactly what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Towns.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
When the plant closes, when the factory closes, everything changes
and it just devastates generations, really generations.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Jesse.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
Three hundred years ago, all the homes had firearms. Their
children grew up learning everything, and they needed at their
maturity level. Now, I believe that firearms safety training, safety
and training should be mandatory K through twelve.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
I totally agree. In fact, I think they should bring
back shooting in schools. Shooting classes in schools used to
be an American thing where you learned gun safety. You
learned respect for the weapon, and you learned the basics
and nothing major. You learn the basics at using a gun.
Using a gun is an important skill to learn, and
if you don't know how to do that, go learn.

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We'll be back. Stay all right.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
I'm in a great mood as you can tell, and
I've been having a good time. But we do It's
gonna be a little bit heavy for a second. Just
bear with me because I feel an obligation to do this.
We had Josh Hammer on earlier in the show. It
was during the first hour. If you missed it, you
might want to bone up on that. You might want
to listen to what he had to say about what
happened in the Supreme Court today. iHeart Spotify iTunes. Go

(19:40):
download the podcast if you missed it. But I want
to play a couple of things for you here. First,
I want to play this is a little long. Her
name is Katie Lennon, and she's talking about d transitioning,
and I just just want you to listen at this

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young way.

Speaker 8 (20:01):
The transitioner and I live in Lowell, but I work
worship and do business in Nashua, and so I'm an
active community member of the six ZH three and I'm
here in support of SB two seventy two today. So,
like many children and teens today, I identified myself as
transgender for years, and when I started to feel confused
and ashamed about my developing body, I asked everyone in
my life to call me by a new name and

(20:22):
use male pronouns to refer to me. So, in other words,
I went through a social transition from female to male.
Everyone in my life immediately affirmed my new identity, either
out of full support for it or just to stay
neutral and not cause any issues. But the constant affirmation,
both active and passive, solidified me in my transgender identity.
No one meant to lock me into an identity that

(20:42):
would later leave me broken, ashamed, and more confused than before.
They were really all just being nice. But the social
transition eventually wasn't enough, and I soon felt I needed
to take testosterone, And when that wasn't enough, I had
a double misectomy, and when that still wasn't enough, I
had a total hysterectomy, including the removal of my uterus
orvik's fallopian tubes and both ovaries. There's no point of

(21:03):
contentment during a gender transition. We get fleeting moments of euphoria,
but ultimately one step leads straight into the next. And
I thought that in the end I could really become
a man, But all I became was a mutilated and
abused version of my old self. Social transition is a
big deal, and we're lying when we say that any
of this is reversible.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
What we're allowing happen to children in this country is
a national disgrace. It's a stain on this country. And
it breaks my heart that young lady. You heard her voice,
They also adjust, they mess with your voice, and it's just.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
That young lady will.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Never have a child, She'll never be able to breastfeed
a baby. It was all taken from her by extremely
evil people, extremely naive people. We carve children up like
Thanksgiving turkeys in this country. And the only reason I

(22:09):
wanted to play this is I'm gonna I'm gonna play
I'm gonna play two other things for you, and I'm
only gonna play them not to bring you down. So
I want to go back to screwing off. I'm not
playing this to bring you down. I'm playing this because
I need these reminders that what we do is important.
Not doing a radio show. I'm not talking about that.
That's not important. Fighting against this evil is important, and

(22:34):
we can never give up. You're not allowed. I'm not
allowed to ever give up because these people are freaking
demons and they are attacking and destroying children, destroying lives,
and they're doing it on purpose. This is the tranny
lawyer for the ACLU. I want you to listen to this.

Speaker 9 (22:53):
There is no evidence that gender affirmative treatments reduce suicide.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
What I think that is referring to is there is no.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
That first voice you heard was Alido, not the training. Obviously,
you know when the training comes in.

Speaker 9 (23:08):
There is no evidence that gender affirmative treatments reduce suicide.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
What I think that is referring to is there is
no evidence in the studies that this treatment reduces completed suicide.
And the reason for that is completed suicide. Thankfully, and admittedly,
it is rare, and we're talking about a very small
population of individuals with studies that don't necessarily have completed
suicides within them. However, there are multiple studies, long term,

(23:39):
longitudinal studies that do show that there is a reduction
in suicidality, which I think is a positive outcome to
this treatment.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
No, there aren't.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
They lie to parents all the time, telling parents that
your child's going to kill themselves if you don't.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Affirm their new choices. It's a lie.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Psychiatrist lie about it, doctors lie about it. The pharmaceutical
industry lies about it because they want children to be
hooked on all these ridiculous drugs and puberty blockers and
antidepressants because it's money for them. All very demonic and evil.
And if that wasn't bad enough, I want you to
listen to this. This is Justice Soto Mayor. She sits

(24:19):
on the Supreme Court. If you ever wake up and
you think about just giving it up. I don't want
to do this political stuff anymore. I'm tired of the fighting.
I think I'll just stick with sports. I can't do it.
You cannot allow this demon to operate without being the opposition.

Speaker 10 (24:35):
Cannot eliminate the risk of detransitioners. So it becomes a
pure exercise of weighing benefits versus risk, and the question
of how many miners have to have their bodies irreparably
harmed for unproven benefits is one that is best left.

Speaker 7 (24:51):
I'm sorry, Counselor every medical treatment has a risk, even
taking aspron.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
That woman just compared Katie Lennon having no more breasts,
no more uterus, no more woman's voice. She compared it
to the risks that come with aspirin. I'll play Katie
one more time because I want you to digest this
and I just want every now and then. You need

(25:24):
to poor little fuel on the fire inside of you
to keep you in the fight. This is the stuff
that keeps me in the fight. So did my or
just compared what this young lady went to to side
effects of taking an ass.

Speaker 8 (25:37):
Transitioner And I live in Lowell, but I work, worship
and do business in Nashua, and so I'm an active
community member of the six oh three and I'm here
in support of SB two seventy two today. So, like
many children and teens today, I identified myself as transgender
for years, and when I started to feel confused and
ashamed about my developing body, I asked everyone in my
life to call me by a new name and use

(25:58):
male pronouns to refer to me. So, in other words,
I went through a social transition from female to male.
Everyone in my life immediately affirmed my new identity, either
out of full support for it or just to stay
neutral and not cause any issues. But the constant affirmation,
both active and passive, solidified me in my transgender identity.
No one meant to lock me into an identity that

(26:18):
would later leave me broken or shamed and more confused
than before.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
They were really all just being nice.

Speaker 8 (26:23):
But the social transition eventually wasn't enough, and I soon
felt I needed to take testosterone, And when that wasn't enough,
I had a double misectomy, And when that still wasn't enough,
I had a total hysterectomy, including the removal of my uterus, cervix,
fallopian tubes, and both ovaries. There's no point of contentment
during a gender transition. We get fleeting moments of euphoria,
but ultimately one step leads straight into the next. And

(26:46):
I thought that in the end I could really become
a man, but all I became was a mutilated and
abused version of my old self. Social transition is a
big deal, and we're lying when we say that any
of this is reversible.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
Stay in the fight against demons, and you have to
stay in the fight, Jesse, how much of that money
is actually going to the citizens of Africa talking about
Joe Biden handing out a billion dollars to Africa, Well,
it never actually gets to the people. It's not as
if you're buying a bowl of rice or some toilet
paper for somebody over there in Africa. It just goes

(27:19):
immediately into the government and it pops up on the
news a couple years later that the head of the
military of that country bought a ten million dollar house
on a lake in Italy. And of course that's what
they do with your money. That's that's what our government does.
That's how our government works. Now as far as the
population of this country, the culture of this country, returning

(27:42):
the Washington Redskins, remember during that crazy Saint George Floyd
time when they were taking you know, Aunt Jemima off
with the freaking batter and they were the Porlando Lakes
Indian chick who.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Was kind of hot. She got removed off of the butter.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
It was just this clownish time of ridiculousness. And of
course during this time, the crazy commis who want to
destroy everything decent change the name of the Washington Redskins
to the Washington Commanders. There's been such an outcry and
outrage over it, and the public is so over all
this cultural Marxist filth that now they think they're going
to change the name back. How amazing is that? Like,

(28:21):
it's put a smile on your face. We may have
turned the tide. We still have a million battles to
fight that. We may have turned the tide. All right,
the system's already doing it's uh, protect the illegal state.
We'll talk about that really quickly before we get to headlines.
I didn't get to and I have the energy to
get to all this because I take a male vitality

(28:43):
stack from chalk every day. It's probably you know, I'm
actually a little bit mad at chalk, to be honest,
now that I think about it. How could I break
my new pen? It was so high quality? Well, it
was two things. The size of my hands they're huge,
and the TE levels, which are off the charts. I
have too much testosterone to handle a normal pen. I

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need one that's maybe made of titanium or something. But
even that probably won't work. Because I've been on a
male vitality stack from chalk for like three years, I
don't even know where my TE levels are by this
point in time. The last time I checked, they told
me I was pretty much Superman?

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Speaker 1 (29:39):
Jesse, We'll be back. What, Chris? We can make jokes?
It's fine.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
Hey, The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse
Kelly Show, reminding you you can email the show Jesse
at Jesse kellyshow dot com. You can leave us some
voicemail eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven
three Chris, make your own mustard?

Speaker 1 (30:03):
How does one even make mustard? What's in it is?
What mustard seeds?

Speaker 11 (30:08):
You know?

Speaker 1 (30:09):
Jesus has a parable about mustard seeds. Chris.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
You probably haven't read it because it's in the New Testament,
but I'm.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Telling you it's pretty good. It's pretty good stuff.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
So wait, do you just mash up a Mustard's there
have to be some liquid? Okay, you grind it, but
what what's the liquid? Most of my mustard has been liquidy?

Speaker 10 (30:27):
What?

Speaker 3 (30:27):
What?

Speaker 7 (30:31):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Vinegar? Okay?

Speaker 2 (30:32):
So it's mostly mustard seeds, though with a little bit
of vinegar. And you're telling me, like the the the
yellow tube, the frenches, or what the off brand stuff
which I'm sure you buy in the grocery store. You
tell me that your mustard tastes the same better, Chris.
Everyone says that if it doesn't taste better, you know,
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
I'll tell you what. We'll do.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
Since I assume your mustard tastes like hot, stinky garbage,
I'm gonna give you a chance to prove yourself. And
in fact, we'll do this on the air. We'll do
a blind taste test.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Memory.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Everyone can watch me do the radio show. Now they
simulcast the show on the network where I do a
TV show on the first TV. You can watch me
do a radio show if you want to look at
these huge hands. So we'll do a blind taste test.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
What, Chris, What.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
That won't work? Yours has more texture, Chris. If you're
not making mustard good enough, don't just say it. You
don't have to sit. Don't try to back out, now, Chris,
maybe yours doesn't have the same texture because yours sucks. Okay,
if you're not grinding it properly. Then you're not grinding
it properly. You can't give me some vinegary pebbles and
then claim that you're mustard is better than French's mustard

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or whatever kind people buy. Or so are you gained
for the taste test or not? Chris, do you want
to what I'm gonna give it a fair shake. I'll
be blind, of course I'll do it. I'll tell you
what we'll do. No, no, no, We'll put it on
a wiener. We'll make hot dogs. We'll make hot dogs,
and so they'll be the wiener and the bun and

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I'll only have mustard on each of them.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
On camera, on the air live.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
I will be blindfolded. Corey can even be the referee. Corey,
you get down to referee on my life. I'll be
an honest broker. I'll give your garbage mustard a try,
and we we'll see. So look, I put it out there,
we'll see, we'll see what you can do with it. Maybe,
just maybe you've got a winner, but I doubt it
because it's you.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Now.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Trump's some immigration crackdown could reduce caregiving workforce.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
They are going all in trying to protect the illegals.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
First we were told that the strawberries wouldn't get picked.
Then we were told that the houses wouldn't get built.
Now we're being told that me Ma is not going
to have anyone to take care of her. I only
brought this up because you need to know how far
reaching and pervasive this stuff is going to be. It's

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going to be propaganda after propaganda. Right now, they're just
dripping it out there, just to slow drip out.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
What about what about Loupe?

Speaker 2 (33:13):
And that's just real slow now. But once the deportations begin,
they're going to crank that bad boy into overdrive. Let's
go to the voice.

Speaker 11 (33:21):
I have to say, men, you Whisper, I really enjoyed
the tenderloin Thanksgiving story last night. Got a big chuckle
out of that one. I know it wasn't pleasant for you.
I can just imagine your dad from the next light
looking on and saying, all right, men, you Whisper, you
didn't do so hot with that ten deuloine they did.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
That's exactly what my dad would have said to I
ever tell you.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
I actually read it at the funeral.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
Did I ever tell you the text message my dad
sent out to the group when I remember I had that.
Obviously I half joke about the book. But when I
had that book published, I'm never going to be to
find it here on the air. But I'll just paraphrase.
I have about I have it about exact when I, oh, yeah,
I do, I have it right here. When I had
that book published, the Anti Communist Manifesto, which is available

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at Jesse kellybook dot com. We were we have this.
We had this family group chat. Well, I guess we
still do. Obviously Dad's not on it anymore. Do you
want to know what my dad said? I had a
book published. That's kind of a big deal, right then?
What dad said?

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Quote, this is a direct quote. I'm reading it.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
I still can't believe that after taking algebra one three
times at community college he wrote a book.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
A not very nice dad.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Whatever, Hey, you want to go save a life real
quick before we do a couple more emails and headlines.
You want to save someone's life. There's a lot of
giving we do that does a lot of good. And
I know you do what you can. There's not a
lot of giving we do that actually is responsible for
people not dying. When you give to preborn, you are

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saving a baby's life. Preborn sets up these clinics and
the highest abortion areas of the country and they save
lives every single day, two hundred of them. They give
the gift of ultrasound. These young women, they're confused, they're scared,
and you know, they believe the hype. It's just a

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clump of sales. It doesn't matter, it's not worth anything.
It's easy to believe that hype until you hear a heartbeat.
That clump of cells becomes a baby in that moment.
If you get a woman a free ultrasound, if she
gets an ultrasound, she will choose life almost every time.
And Preborn only does this with your help. And it
is the Christmas season. You want to give in the

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name of a lost loved one maybe, or it's kind
of a cool gift idea give and put you know,
a stocking stuff or hey, I gave in your name
to Preborn. I saved a life in your name. It's
tax deductible. Coming up on the end of the year
preborn dot com slash Jesse where you give all right,

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sponsored by Preborn Jesse. I heard the show for the
first time today on nine to sixty AM in the
Bay Area. That's a great station. I'm dazzled. Ooh Limbaugh
level storytelling is the show gaining affiliates. The show has
gained so many affiliates in just the light like the
last six months. I can't even list them all here,

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And I am sorry. I find that to be, in
a way the funniest thing in the history of mankind,
that we just screw off so much here on the
show and we have so much fun and people like it.
I still can't believe anybody listens or that anybody likes
this at all.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
What's wrong with you?

Speaker 7 (36:40):
And now here's a headline?

Speaker 6 (36:41):
Why oh you know, you know the thing?

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Headlines? We didn't get to.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
Coffee hits highest price in nearly fifty years. I'm going
to save you some money with coffee. I'm going to
try to convince you from now on to drink your
coffee black like John Wayne intended. Don't shake your head, Chris.
You can save money on coffee if you don't have
to buy you little foo foo creamers and sugar and

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things like that.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Drink it like a man.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
New migrant caravan departs southern Mexico for the US border.
Y'all are gonna go back just waist in a trip.
Final House race is called. Democrat wins the GOP as
a two twenty to two point fifteen seat majority. The
final House race was called it is December fourth.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
What a disgrace.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
McCrone wraps up Saudi visit due to a no confidence vote.
Oh please, you're French. Nobody has confidence in you anyway.
Former House lawyers agree Hunter Biden can't plead the fifth
after a pardon. That's the thing about this Hunter Biden pardon.
He may have, in a way screwed himself.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
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