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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Jesse Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Tuesday,
a magnificent Tuesday, and all we have so much for
you tonight. First of all, we're getting closer to Japan.
Not that I'm gonna talk about that much or even
probably at all, but I think that's really cool. We'll
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discuss that briefly tonight on the show. We are going
to talk a little bit in the opening here in
just a minute or so, about the difference in how
you vote versus many foreign peoples throughout history. We'll talk
about that there's a big difference that people don't realize.
We're gonna talk about Democrats potentially reaching the end of
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the line with the shutdown stuff, the Hitler stuff, a
Confederate statue is going back up. You're gonna be shocked
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the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now, the first I'm
gonna do this, I'm gonna do a little experiment. Let's
say let's say twenty twenty eight is over jd Vance
is one. Let's just assume we're going that way. You
know what. Let's let's fast forward all the way. We
just got done with two terms of Jdvans. All right,
it's all the way to twenty thirty six, two terms
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of Jdvans. Now, I put somebody in front of you,
and this is someone I put in front of you.
What you know what. They're with you on taxes, they
are with you on the border, whatever you want done
on the border. They share those values everything from pro
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life regulations, energy policy, foreign policy. They align with you.
They are with you and want what you want. Let
me ask you, would you vote for that person? Obviously,
probably rolling your eyes, it's a pretty obvious point, yes,
of course. But I didn't tell you what they looked like.
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I didn't tell you if they were tall, short, skinny, fat.
I didn't tell you their religion. I didn't tell you
their skin color I told I didn't tell you their sex.
I didn't say if it was a male or female.
And you just said you would vote for that person. Why, Well,
this may seem like an obvious point. Believe me, it
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is not. Though you vote for the person who will
implement the policies you want implemented. That is how you vote. Now,
maybe you're shrugging your shoulders and saying, well, yeah, but
this is my point. You don't understand that's unique. You,
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in the history of politics, in the history of the world,
are unique in that regard. The American right is unique
in that regard. We have in our DNA courtesy of
the founding of this country. We have a natural distrust
of government, even if maybe you're a little more big
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government in this area, or maybe I am in that area,
although I don't think I am in any area, but
maybe we differ on things, there's no question about it.
But we have a natural distrust of government. And we
don't run to the government with our hands out. That's
not how we operate. We don't. Even if we do,
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we're kind of ashamed of that and kind of hide
that fact. That's not how we look at government. You
and I. We do not look at the people we
elect as people who will give us this or give
us that, And in general, we do not look at
them as people we can purely relate to. I made
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up this totally fictional candidate for twenty thirty six, and
you said you would vote for them. And I didn't
even tell you what they looked like. I told you
nothing about them, and you said you would vote for
them because what they look like, what their religion is,
what their skin color is not a priority for you.
It's not how you vote, it's not how I vote.
I would never in a million years look at ten
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candidates on stage doing a debate and make my decision
on who to support based on whether they're tall or short,
or skinny or fat, or white or black. That would
never occur to me, and it would generally never occur
to you. But the point is that is insanely unique.
And in fact, we're going to go to this New
York City race which I touched on a little bit
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last night, to make this important point. Why why is
it that American born New Yorkers completely reject this communist
and foreign born New Yorkers love him, absolutely love him.
Let me tell you how peoples around the planet vote,
and not just now, historically, how peoples many peoples. I
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would probably say most people around the planet have historically voted.
They vote on the two te's two te's. You ready,
first transactionally in American politics. If I was running for
president and I stood up right now and I gave
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a speech in front of you, and I said, hey,
you vote for me, vote for Jesse Kelly. And you
know what if you vote for me, If you vote
for me, if you put me in office, I'm going
to build you a brand new school and I'm going
to send you a thousand dollars check in the mail.
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You would be grossed out, wouldn't you. No, I'm sure
you would like a thousand dollar check in the mail.
We all would. But wouldn't that seem gross? Even though
we know politicians try to do that, It would seem
gross if I just stood up and said, hey, new school,
thousand dollars check, that would seem gross to you. But
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peoples around the world that's exactly how they vote, and
the politicians themselves, they run for office on these platforms
purely transactionally. You vote for me, I will give you this.
How in the world can the next mayor of New
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York City get up and give a speech like this
and get elected?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Here is what we stand for, my friends. We are
going to freeze the rent for more than two million
rent stabilized tenants and use every resource at our disposal
to build housing for everyone who needs it. We are
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going to eliminate the fair on every single bus line.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Purely transactional. He's open about it because he understands the
foreigners who have poured into New York City. That's how
they vote, purely transactional, totally different than any way you vote.
How could they be We have a hard time understanding.
Don't they understand? It will get it will get dirtier,
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it'll be there'll be worse crime that, there will be this,
This won't work, taxes will grow up. Don't they understand.
People from around the world do not vote like you.
They do not vote with the values you vote with.
People around the world from so many cultures, from most cultures,
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they vote on the two teas. Now I just said one.
The first one is transactional, purely actional, vote for me.
I'll give you this period. The second part is tribal.
That's how people from around the planet and American Democrats
vote this way in large part two. Now that the
Communist revolution is these different groups. But we're going to
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make this about foreigners for now. We'll come back domestically
in a moment, purely tribal. If I told you right now,
the next election. I'm voting for whoever's white. That would
be kind of a turnoff, right, Not only would it
be weird and stupid, it would be kind of a turnoff.
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I'm only voting for the white guy. I don't want
to see any black people up there. There better not
be any Mexicans, only the white guy. That's who I
vote for. White, I vote for my skin color. Period.
That would be weird and dumb and not good. But
that's how people around the planet vote all the time,
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all the time. What why is ma'm Donnie? Why is
he up there telling fake nine to eleven?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Yes, I was speaking about my aunt. I was speaking
about Santa Fue, my father's cousin you sadly passed away
a few years ago.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
That was the wrong button. This is the fake nine
to eleventh story. That was his uh. That was his
little attempt at saving face after he lied about this.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
I want to use this moment to speak to the
Muslims of New York City.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Hmm.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
I want to speak to the memory of my aunt,
who stopped taking the subway after September eleventh because she
did not feel safe in her hit Jab.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Why I give that speech because New York city has
over a million Muslims, and and Ma'am Donnie is under
the impression they're going to vote for him because he
is one. And the poll numbers say that's true. And
this is not unique, by the way, to Muslims, foreigners
from around the planet, they vote tribally. What why do
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the what are the people in Minneapolis now routinely put
Somali candidates up? Samali foreigners vote for Somali's transactionally and tribally.
If you sit and scratch your head at why any
group would vote for this person or that person anywhere.
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People don't share your values, people who don't share your
DNA and your values, they vote for the two teas,
transactional and tribal. We'll deal with the domestic aspect of
this in just a moment, and then we'll move on cities.
The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Tuesday. Remember
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you can email us and we'll get to a bunch
of those tonight, Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. You
find it bizarre how we can import foreign peoples from
different cultures and they will vote for things that don't
make any sense. They simply don't make any sense. How
is it that all these foreigners in New York City
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are getting ready to elect a communist. They don't vote
like you vote. They vote for the two teas, transactional
and tribal. Why do you think how many times have
we had this discussion? Why do you think the globalist
communists who run Western civilization for the most part, why
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do you think they've been on a decade's long mission
to fill up every country where they lead with as
many foreigners as humanly possible. Why do you think that
is because they understand perfectly well. You you the patriotic American.
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You you don't get bought, you can't be purchased. It's
not transactional for you, and it's not tribal for you. You
don't care about how tall or short, or white or
black or someone is. These are not how you vote.
If I put you in Virginia today, maybe you're in Virginia.
If I put you in Virginia today, you would vote
for Winsome Seers over Abigail Spamberger. Why Abigail Spamberger is
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as white as snow Winso Seers as black. You don't care.
I don't care that the thought would never cross your mind.
But foreign peoples do care from all over the world,
and it's exactly how they vote, exactly how they vote
tribal and of course remember transactional. In countries around the world.
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It is not abnormal to have politicians run for office
with specific promises of specific handouts to certain groups and
certain neighborhoods in certain areas. Elect me and I'll give
you this. These are not considered dirty, abnormal things in
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places around the planet. This is how you run for office.
This is how you achieve office. This goes back to
I mean, honestly, all of history. You can look at
if you ever really feel like nerding out on his
historical stuff. You know something wild, go look at the
Roman days. Roman elections, because they had to stand for elections,
they'd flat out get up and say, hey, if you're
a veteran, we're going to give you three acres. You
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vote for me, you got three acres coming. This is
just how politics has been done historically. We're just not
used to it because that's not how you vote, and
that's not how you want to vote, and that's not
how I vote. How can you get up and give
a speech like this and get elected mayor because you've
filled up the city with foreigners. Here is what we
stand for, my friends.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
We are going to freeze the rent for more than
two million rent stabilized tenants and use every resource at
our disposal to build housing for everyone who needs it.
We are going to eliminate the fair on every single
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bus line.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
But that won't work. That's that's socialism. That'll raise taxes,
but that won't what that The foreigners they brought in
don't care about socialism. They don't care about freedom, care
about the constitution. That's not their culture. That's not what
they care about at all. Free rent sounds good. Hey,
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I ride the bus every day. I'd like that free too.
You're gonna give me it? Okay, free sounds good? Sign
me up. Why do you think the communists brought in
so many? Why do you think the Biden administration completely
unencumbered by a president who had a brain the communists
inside of the Bid administration. Why do you do you
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think priority one get the border open? Open it sue
to make sure the border wall can't be built. Not
only open it, fly as many foreigners into the United
States of America as possible. Remember that one story we
did where there was an Ohio town that had about
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two thousand people in it, and the Biden administration brought
two thousand Haitians in completely replace the town, just replace
the town. Why, well, guess how those two thousand Haitians
are going to vote. They're going to vote differently than
the two thousand Ohioans who were there beforehand. They're going
to vote tribal and they're going to vote transactional. Why
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do you think this has been the plan for years
in years in years in years because it cuts you
out of the equation. They're tired of hearing about freedom
and the Constitution and limits on government. These sick freaks
just want to burn down the country and rule over
the ashes. And you pesky patriotic American, you won't let
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them do it, but you know who will click click
and beep beep. They just brought him and his thirty
five family members into the country and they're handing him
a welfare check and free bus fair and they're gonna
hand him this, and they're gonna hand him that and click,
click and beep beep. Have never heard of Thomas Jefferson.
They don't care about the Constitution They don't know anything
about communism or socialism where taxes are spending, and they
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couldn't possibly care less. All they want is some money
for an extra set of sandals and maybe a toothbrush
for everybody to share. That's the only thing they care
about at all. Don't vote like you vote, and that's
why they brought them here. No, I will finally wrap
up this point and we'll move on. It is Jesse
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Kelly Show on a Tuesday, so let me finish this
up here. I wanted to finish this email that I
got to right before the break here from Sherry Jesse.
My husband is one of the hero first responders that
was at Ground zero after nine to eleven. He now
suffers with nine to eleven related illness and will deal
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with it for the rest of his life. He always
said he would do it all over again. I was
in Manhattan during nine to eleven and that experience changed
me forever. I am furious that twenty four years later,
New York City will relect that third world crapholer. I am, however,
optimist in optimist, and I am hoping a year after
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his garbage rule, it will deliver us New York City
or a New York GOP governor. Well, I am hopeful too,
but I want to also clarify something. And she makes
a great point, and I'm hopeful as well. I'm going
to clarify something. The reason you bring in hostile, disloyal
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foreigners in mass is to insulate yourself from having to
suffer consequences for policies that are disastrous and failed. This
is a mistake people on the right make, and I
want to explain it over and over and over again.
Let's let's let's step away from New York for a moment.
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Let's go to Chicago, Chicago, if you've never been, in fact,
I'm going very soon. It's a work thing. Chicago is
so cool, the potential of Chicago is just so cool.
And I've had a great time in Chicago before. But
Chicago has absolutely been ravaged by corruption for decades. This
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goes back, honestly, decades decades of of the mafia involvement
in their local government is something that was well known,
but that there mayor used to go golf with the
Chicago outfit. I mean it probably still does for all
I know, But the corruption crime, decades of it, decades
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of it. They have never even come close to switch
in from voting Democrat and voting for a Republican. They've
never even come close. Now, the point of bringing in
foreigners to collaborate with domestic communists is there will never, ever, ever,
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ever ever be a time when things have gotten so
bad they will consider voting in a different way. That's
not how they vote. It doesn't work that way. If
you bring in people to collaborate with your domestic terrorists,
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they will vote for destruction for ever. That is the problem.
If you truly want to save these hostile foreign cities
states that reside inside of our borders, you have to
deport people. And I've got some bad news for you. Well,
it may be bad news, maybe you'll get it. It's
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not just the murderers, it's not just the rapists. It's
not just the guy from Guatemala with a rap sheet
as long as a CVS receipt. If you truly want
to save American cities, you are going to have to
take every single person who came here illegally and deport them,
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every single one, men, women, children. Why do you think
California used to be read and now it's just this
solid blue wall disaster and the poor people who live there,
who are stuck there, who can't get out, suffer. Why
do you think that is foreigners? They let them all
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come in and now the people are outnumbered. There are
more Republicans in California than any other state in the Union.
They have no representation at the state level whatsoever. I
realize they have some numbers in the state legislature, but
nothing close to a majority, and for the foreseeable future
they never will. But I don't understand. Crime is high,
taxes are high, fees are high. Don't people learn not
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people who are transactional and tribal. They don't. People who
are transactional and tribal now will always be transactional and tribal.
You want them to wake up and learn, but they won't.
And when they collaborate with our domestic communists with Democrats.
Remember Democrats want everyone to suffer. The idea is to
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burn everything down. That's what they want. It's not like
it can get so bad. They're going to say, Wow,
I wish it wasn't like this. I'll vote Republican. Now
that's the whole idea, burning down the country you hate.
But back to what I was discussing. We are going
to have to deport people, all of them, and we're
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going to have to take it a step further. We
are going to have to denaturalize people and deport them too.
I'm sorry if you're uncomfortable with it. You cannot fill
up your country with foreigners like this and can continue
on as a nation. You will lose parts of your
country if you allow foreigners like this to stay.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
America is the genesis of what we call settler colonialism,
and the American model was exported all around the world.
Abraham Lincoln generalized the solution of reservations. They herded American
Indians into separate territories for the Nazis. This was the inspiration.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Yeah, you heard it the other downy to play it
all right? Now, why do you think, well, here's the headline,
Soro's fingerprints found all over the rise of democratic socialist
Zoron Mamdani. Why do you think all these hostile foreigners
have spent billions of dollars to bring in as many
of these people as possible and then fund them on.
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Why do you think that is this is all part
of the planned destruction of the United States of America
and if we're being fair, it's not only foreigners who
are transactional and tribal America's communists are as well. I
played this clip for you the other day. I'm gonna
play it again. Gavin Newsom's already running for president in
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twenty twenty eight. He has to do this thing where
he has to pretend like he hasn't decided yet, as
if he hasn't dreamt of this moment forever. And so
he's already bouncing around the podcast scene because he watched
Donald Trump bounce around the podcast scene gathering up as
many votes as possible. He goes on an NBA podcast
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and blatantly panned is lying through his teeth? Why why
would you be so obvious about the pandora?
Speaker 3 (24:05):
But also, you know, it was also about paying the bills, man,
and it was just like hustling, and and so I
was out there kind of raising myself, turning on the
TV started, you know, just getting obsessed, you know, sitting
there with the you know, the wonderbread and five stacks
of you.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Know, like the white come on.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Every day every day in the backyard, just bouncing the basketball,
throwing the ball against the wall until the ball is
just like fraying man, and you're.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Talking to you.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
That's it whole thing, hey man, just hustling, just out
there hustling yo, wonderbread and mac and cheek and playing hoops,
just hooping it up. That's all fake. They know it's fake.
Everyone listening knows it's fake. Know it's Fakesome knows it's fake.
That's what they want, transactional tribal. Hey man, wonder bread,
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just a hustle of wonder bread.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
You got you want to play some hoops? Remember when
Pete boudhah Jedge, trying to get the black vote, went
and got a forty forty ounce of beer in a
brown paper bag, I kid you not, and drank it
with some black dudes in the hood. There's a video
of it, you can go look at. I'm not making it.
One of the funniest political things I've ever seen in
my life. Why did they do it? Because it works
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because it works in Democrat circles. Doesn't work for people
on the right, but if you're on the left, that's
why they do it, and it works. All right, let's
get off of this stuff. Get off of this stuff,
and let's do some emails wonderful, wonderful things happening. Tell
you about the time I almost stabbed somebody with the fork.
It's gonna be a wonderful show tonight on the Jesse
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Kelly Show. It is a Jesse Kelly Show ul Tuesday.
Remember you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
dot com. Did I ever tell you about the time
I almost stabbed somebody with a fork? So I'll show
the night that I got hit the hardest I've ever
been hitting my entire life. And I thought about this. Look,
I'll get back to politics in a minute, in the
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shutdown and stuff like that. But I saw this story
about an Indian man charged with stabbing two teams with
a fork on a flight out of Chicago. First of all,
flying in and out of Chicago will make anybody a
little stabby. That's just the way the place is. That's one. Two.
We were in the Marine Corps and we had a
couple nights off. I forget how many how much time
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we had off, But we go out to Palm Springs
because I was stationed in twenty nine Palms. We go
out to Palm Springs. There's a few of us out there,
and if you're a local, certainly a local young man.
You probably don't have the best view of United States Marines.
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Why because you have a bunch of young, cocky Marines
coming into town competing for your women. This is the way,
This is the way societies work. This is certainly the
way young men think. It's a competition for the dimes. Eh,
it's that's the all it is. So already there's a
certain level of hostility with the other young men in
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the Palm Springs commit community towards the United States Marines
because it was close enough. I'm gonna say it was
two hours away, baby, wrong. It's been twenty years, but
I want to say it's a couple hours away. We
end up because we are an extremely classy bunch. We
end up at TGI Fridays. I don't even know if
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those exist anymore. But there was a time they had
an extra cheesy cheeseburger that had a pad, a mozzarella
stick pad for the cheese on top, and they served
it with queso. You could dip it in. It was
a Chris It's one of the great rush strump burgers
of all time. I think it's gone now, don't distract me.
We end up at TGI Fridays having a couple of
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beers being stupid. My buddy, of course, is outside on
the TGI Friday's patio and he's talking to some women
out there. Things start to go south because there is
some dudes out there with them. I go storming outside
and do you know the the Clint Eastwood thing. Anyone
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has a problem, that's let's work it out right here,
you know, just being an idiot like young men do.
Being an idiot. Hey, anybody wants thow hands, we can
do it right now, a young idiot, I got it.
They all kind of back off. No no, no, no, no,
no no. And I'm sure I said something to the
effect of, yeah, that's right. There's something dumb that I
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shouldn't have said. A big friggin' moron, rubbit run in
my mouth. I am wearing a ball cap at the time.
That's going to come into play here. I forget it.
My buddy goes back inside. I go back inside. I
go sit back down at the bar to eat my cheeseburger,
which I am dipping in kso at the time I
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am hunched over my cheeseburger, and all of a sudden wham,
somebody snatches my ball cap off of my head. I think,
who is about to die? And I turn around and
it is one of the largest human beings I have
ever seen in my entire life. He was Chris said,
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did that stop you? No? But it did let me
know I probably needed some assistance. What assistance, well, a
weapon of some kind of course. So I turn around
the second I see this dude, and I see how
big he is. I turn around and I grab my
TGI Friday's fork and I turn around and try to
stab him with the fork. This is a terrible what
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Chris being honest about what happened? My butt who don't
want me to go to jail? They grab me and
hold me back from stabbing him with the fork. He
throws my hat on the ground and something said something
about I'll beat you outside or something like that. My
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buddies are trying to calm me down because they understand
that I have a temper at this point in time
and I very well may end up in jail and
or die because this guy had hands that looked like
dinner plates. That I was not in a current state
of mind to be concerned with such things. So I lied,
and I told my buddies, I'm fine, no, no, not
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even interested. I've let it go. Just let me get
my hat. It's all good, totally fine. I wait until
they turn back around to eat their cheeseburgers, which they
dip in kso I then turn and bolt towards the
front door so I can go out there. And I'm
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sure in my mind I had dreamt the going out
there and stomping this dude. It had two sets of doors,
both of them solid, that's important. There were no windows.
I could not see through them. I burst through the
first set of double doors, and there's this little entryway,
and then I burst through the next set of double doors.
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He is waiting right there with his fist already cocked back.
This It was the millisecond that second set of double
doors open, and of course I was leading with my
face through them. You know, you have your head down. Wam.
He hits me so freaking hard. I have been hit
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several times in my life and done some hitting myself.
I have never been punched that hard in all of
my life. It is by a miracle from God that
I don't really get knocked out. That's purely as a
it's a I don't know, a genetic thing, I would guess,
but that is as close as I've ever been, and
I would guess that I was briefly. I saw so
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many stars I had to drop down to a knee.
My buddies at this point in time come pouring out.
Then the TGI Friday's staff comes pouring out, calling the police.
We end up having to run through this dark neighborhood
in Palm Springs running from the police, which I would
really recommend. Really, you really don't want to do any
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of these things. I really want you to be smarter
and better than I am what Chris. But Chris said,
I got punched, but I didn't assault him. I think
the cops probably would have frowned on the fork thing,
probably a bit that probably would have I did not
stab him, that is correct, That is correct, but they
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probably would have frowned on that. And then I had
to show up in formation on Monday morning and it
wasn't my I the entire left side of my face
was swollen shut. Do you have any idea how that
conversation went with the company first sergeant? It did not
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go well. I have no idea why I chose to
tell you that story. Right now, we should go back
and talk about some politics. Let's talk briefly about the shutdown.
Jesse Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Tuesday,
a magnificent Tuesday, and all we have so much for
you tonight. First of all, we're getting closer to Japan.
Not that I'm gonna talk about that much or even
probably at all, but I think that's really cool. We'll
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discuss that briefly tonight on the show. We are going
to talk a little bit in the opening here in
just a minute or so, about the difference in how
you vote versus many foreign peoples throughout history. We'll talk
about that there's a big difference that people don't realize.
We're gonna talk about Democrats potentially reaching the end of
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the line with the shutdown stuff, the Hitler stuff, a
Confederate statue is going back up. You're gonna be shocked
to find out there's turbulence in the middle of a hurricane,
Communists sending over female spies to seduce tech nerds, all
that emails and so much more coming up tonight on
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the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now, the first I'm
gonna do this, I'm gonna do a little experiment. Let's
say let's say twenty twenty eight is over jd Vance
is one. Let's just assume we're going that way. You
know what. Let's let's fast forward all the way. We
just got done with two terms of Jdvans. All right,
it's all the way to twenty thirty six, two terms
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of Jdvans. Now, I put somebody in front of you,
and this is someone I put in front of you.
What you know what. They're with you on taxes, they
are with you on the border, whatever you want done
on the border. They share those values everything from pro
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life regulations, energy policy, foreign policy. They align with you.
They are with you and want what you want. Let
me ask you, would you vote for that person? Obviously,
probably rolling your eyes, it's a pretty obvious point, yes,
of course. But I didn't tell you what they looked like.
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I didn't tell you if they were tall, short, skinny, fat.
I didn't tell you their religion. I didn't tell you
their skin color I told I didn't tell you their sex.
I didn't say if it was a male or female.
And you just said you would vote for that person. Why, Well,
this may seem like an obvious point. Believe me, it
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is not. Though you vote for the person who will
implement the policies you want implemented. That is how you vote. Now,
maybe you're shrugging your shoulders and saying, well, yeah, but
this is my point. You don't understand that's unique. You,
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in the history of politics, in the history of the world,
are unique in that regard. The American right is unique
in that regard. We have in our DNA courtesy of
the founding of this country. We have a natural distrust
of government, even if maybe you're a little more big
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government in this area, or maybe I am in that area,
although I don't think I am in any area, but
maybe we differ on things, there's no question about it.
But we have a natural distrust of government. And we
don't run to the government with our hands out. That's
not how we operate. We don't. Even if we do,
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we're kind of ashamed of that and kind of hide
that fact. That's not how we look at government. You
and I. We do not look at the people we
elect as people who will give us this or give
us that, And in general, we do not look at
them as people we can purely relate to. I made
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up this totally fictional candidate for twenty thirty six, and
you said you would vote for them. And I didn't
even tell you what they looked like. I told you
nothing about them, and you said you would vote for
them because what they look like, what their religion is,
what their skin color is not a priority for you.
It's not how you vote, it's not how I vote.
I would never in a million years look at ten
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candidates on stage doing a debate and make my decision
on who to support based on whether they're tall or short,
or skinny or fat, or white or black. That would
never occur to me, and it would generally never occur
to you. But the point is that is insanely unique.
And in fact, we're going to go to this New
York City race which I touched on a little bit
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last night, to make this important point. Why why is
it that American born New Yorkers completely reject this communist
and foreign born New Yorkers love him, absolutely love him.
Let me tell you how peoples around the planet vote,
and not just now, historically, how peoples many peoples. I
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would probably say most people around the planet have historically voted.
They vote on the two te's two te's. You ready,
first transactionally in American politics. If I was running for
president and I stood up right now and I gave
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a speech in front of you, and I said, hey,
you vote for me, vote for Jesse Kelly. And you
know what if you vote for me, If you vote
for me, if you put me in office, I'm going
to build you a brand new school and I'm going
to send you a thousand dollars check in the mail.
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You would be grossed out, wouldn't you. No, I'm sure
you would like a thousand dollar check in the mail.
We all would. But wouldn't that seem gross? Even though
we know politicians try to do that, It would seem
gross if I just stood up and said, hey, new school,
thousand dollars check, that would seem gross to you. But
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peoples around the world that's exactly how they vote, and
the politicians themselves, they run for office on these platforms
purely transactionally. You vote for me, I will give you this.
How in the world can the next mayor of New
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York City get up and give a speech like this
and get elected?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Here is what we stand for, my friends. We are
going to freeze the rent for more than two million
rent stabilized tenants and use every resource at our disposal
to build housing for everyone who needs it. We are
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going to eliminate the fair on every single bus line.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Purely transactional. He's open about it because he understands the
foreigners who have poured into New York City. That's how
they vote, purely transactional, totally different than any way you vote.
How could they be We have a hard time understanding.
Don't they understand? It will get it will get dirtier,
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it'll be there'll be worse crime that, there will be this,
This won't work, taxes will grow up. Don't they understand.
People from around the world do not vote like you.
They do not vote with the values you vote with.
People around the world from so many cultures, from most cultures,
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they vote on the two teas. Now I just said one.
The first one is transactional, purely actional, vote for me.
I'll give you this period. The second part is tribal.
That's how people from around the planet and American Democrats
vote this way in large part two. Now that the
Communist revolution is these different groups. But we're going to
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make this about foreigners for now. We'll come back domestically
in a moment, purely tribal. If I told you right now,
the next election. I'm voting for whoever's white. That would
be kind of a turnoff, right, Not only would it
be weird and stupid, it would be kind of a turnoff.
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I'm only voting for the white guy. I don't want
to see any black people up there. There better not
be any Mexicans, only the white guy. That's who I
vote for. White, I vote for my skin color. Period.
That would be weird and dumb and not good. But
that's how people around the planet vote all the time,
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all the time. What why is ma'm Donnie? Why is
he up there telling fake nine to eleven?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Yes, I was speaking about my aunt. I was speaking
about Santa Fue, my father's cousin you sadly passed away
a few years ago.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
That was the wrong button. This is the fake nine
to eleventh story. That was his uh. That was his
little attempt at saving face after he lied about this.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
I want to use this moment to speak to the
Muslims of New York City.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Hmm.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
I want to speak to the memory of my aunt,
who stopped taking the subway after September eleventh because she
did not feel safe in her hit Jab.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Why I give that speech because New York city has
over a million Muslims, and and Ma'am Donnie is under
the impression they're going to vote for him because he
is one. And the poll numbers say that's true. And
this is not unique, by the way, to Muslims, foreigners
from around the planet, they vote tribally. What why do
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the what are the people in Minneapolis now routinely put
Somali candidates up? Samali foreigners vote for Somali's transactionally and tribally.
If you sit and scratch your head at why any
group would vote for this person or that person anywhere.
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People don't share your values, people who don't share your
DNA and your values, they vote for the two teas,
transactional and tribal. We'll deal with the domestic aspect of
this in just a moment, and then we'll move on cities.
The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Tuesday. Remember
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you can email us and we'll get to a bunch
of those tonight, Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. You
find it bizarre how we can import foreign peoples from
different cultures and they will vote for things that don't
make any sense. They simply don't make any sense. How
is it that all these foreigners in New York City
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are getting ready to elect a communist. They don't vote
like you vote. They vote for the two teas, transactional
and tribal. Why do you think how many times have
we had this discussion? Why do you think the globalist
communists who run Western civilization for the most part, why
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do you think they've been on a decade's long mission
to fill up every country where they lead with as
many foreigners as humanly possible. Why do you think that
is because they understand perfectly well. You you the patriotic American.
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You you don't get bought, you can't be purchased. It's
not transactional for you, and it's not tribal for you. You
don't care about how tall or short, or white or
black or someone is. These are not how you vote.
If I put you in Virginia today, maybe you're in Virginia.
If I put you in Virginia today, you would vote
for Winsome Seers over Abigail Spamberger. Why Abigail Spamberger is
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as white as snow Winso Seers as black. You don't care.
I don't care that the thought would never cross your mind.
But foreign peoples do care from all over the world,
and it's exactly how they vote, exactly how they vote
tribal and of course remember transactional. In countries around the world.
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It is not abnormal to have politicians run for office
with specific promises of specific handouts to certain groups and
certain neighborhoods in certain areas. Elect me and I'll give
you this. These are not considered dirty, abnormal things in
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places around the planet. This is how you run for office.
This is how you achieve office. This goes back to
I mean, honestly, all of history. You can look at
if you ever really feel like nerding out on his
historical stuff. You know something wild, go look at the
Roman days. Roman elections, because they had to stand for elections,
they'd flat out get up and say, hey, if you're
a veteran, we're going to give you three acres. You
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vote for me, you got three acres coming. This is
just how politics has been done historically. We're just not
used to it because that's not how you vote, and
that's not how you want to vote, and that's not
how I vote. How can you get up and give
a speech like this and get elected mayor because you've
filled up the city with foreigners. Here is what we
stand for, my friends.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
We are going to freeze the rent for more than
two million rent stabilized tenants and use every resource at
our disposal to build housing for everyone who needs it.
We are going to eliminate the fair on every single
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bus line.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
But that won't work. That's that's socialism. That'll raise taxes,
but that won't what that The foreigners they brought in
don't care about socialism. They don't care about freedom, care
about the constitution. That's not their culture. That's not what
they care about at all. Free rent sounds good. Hey,
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I ride the bus every day. I'd like that free too.
You're gonna give me it? Okay, free sounds good? Sign
me up. Why do you think the communists brought in
so many? Why do you think the Biden administration completely
unencumbered by a president who had a brain the communists
inside of the Bid administration. Why do you do you
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think priority one get the border open? Open it sue
to make sure the border wall can't be built. Not
only open it, fly as many foreigners into the United
States of America as possible. Remember that one story we
did where there was an Ohio town that had about
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two thousand people in it, and the Biden administration brought
two thousand Haitians in completely replace the town, just replace
the town. Why, well, guess how those two thousand Haitians
are going to vote. They're going to vote differently than
the two thousand Ohioans who were there beforehand. They're going
to vote tribal and they're going to vote transactional. Why
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do you think this has been the plan for years
in years in years in years because it cuts you
out of the equation. They're tired of hearing about freedom
and the Constitution and limits on government. These sick freaks
just want to burn down the country and rule over
the ashes. And you pesky patriotic American, you won't let
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them do it, but you know who will click click
and beep beep. They just brought him and his thirty
five family members into the country and they're handing him
a welfare check and free bus fair and they're gonna
hand him this, and they're gonna hand him that and click,
click and beep beep. Have never heard of Thomas Jefferson.
They don't care about the Constitution They don't know anything
about communism or socialism where taxes are spending, and they
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couldn't possibly care less. All they want is some money
for an extra set of sandals and maybe a toothbrush
for everybody to share. That's the only thing they care
about at all. Don't vote like you vote, and that's
why they brought them here. No, I will finally wrap
up this point and we'll move on. It is Jesse
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Kelly Show on a Tuesday, so let me finish this
up here. I wanted to finish this email that I
got to right before the break here from Sherry Jesse.
My husband is one of the hero first responders that
was at Ground zero after nine to eleven. He now
suffers with nine to eleven related illness and will deal
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with it for the rest of his life. He always
said he would do it all over again. I was
in Manhattan during nine to eleven and that experience changed
me forever. I am furious that twenty four years later,
New York City will relect that third world crapholer. I am, however,
optimist in optimist, and I am hoping a year after
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his garbage rule, it will deliver us New York City
or a New York GOP governor. Well, I am hopeful too,
but I want to also clarify something. And she makes
a great point, and I'm hopeful as well. I'm going
to clarify something. The reason you bring in hostile, disloyal
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foreigners in mass is to insulate yourself from having to
suffer consequences for policies that are disastrous and failed. This
is a mistake people on the right make, and I
want to explain it over and over and over again.
Let's let's let's step away from New York for a moment.
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Let's go to Chicago, Chicago, if you've never been, in fact,
I'm going very soon. It's a work thing. Chicago is
so cool, the potential of Chicago is just so cool.
And I've had a great time in Chicago before. But
Chicago has absolutely been ravaged by corruption for decades. This
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goes back, honestly, decades decades of of the mafia involvement
in their local government is something that was well known,
but that there mayor used to go golf with the
Chicago outfit. I mean it probably still does for all
I know, But the corruption crime, decades of it, decades
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of it. They have never even come close to switch
in from voting Democrat and voting for a Republican. They've
never even come close. Now, the point of bringing in
foreigners to collaborate with domestic communists is there will never, ever, ever,
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ever ever be a time when things have gotten so
bad they will consider voting in a different way. That's
not how they vote. It doesn't work that way. If
you bring in people to collaborate with your domestic terrorists,
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they will vote for destruction for ever. That is the problem.
If you truly want to save these hostile foreign cities
states that reside inside of our borders, you have to
deport people. And I've got some bad news for you. Well,
it may be bad news, maybe you'll get it. It's
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not just the murderers, it's not just the rapists. It's
not just the guy from Guatemala with a rap sheet
as long as a CVS receipt. If you truly want
to save American cities, you are going to have to
take every single person who came here illegally and deport them,
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every single one, men, women, children. Why do you think
California used to be read and now it's just this
solid blue wall disaster and the poor people who live there,
who are stuck there, who can't get out, suffer. Why
do you think that is foreigners? They let them all
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come in and now the people are outnumbered. There are
more Republicans in California than any other state in the Union.
They have no representation at the state level whatsoever. I
realize they have some numbers in the state legislature, but
nothing close to a majority, and for the foreseeable future
they never will. But I don't understand. Crime is high,
taxes are high, fees are high. Don't people learn not
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people who are transactional and tribal. They don't. People who
are transactional and tribal now will always be transactional and tribal.
You want them to wake up and learn, but they won't.
And when they collaborate with our domestic communists with Democrats.
Remember Democrats want everyone to suffer. The idea is to
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burn everything down. That's what they want. It's not like
it can get so bad. They're going to say, Wow,
I wish it wasn't like this. I'll vote Republican. Now
that's the whole idea, burning down the country you hate.
But back to what I was discussing. We are going
to have to deport people, all of them, and we're
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going to have to take it a step further. We
are going to have to denaturalize people and deport them too.
I'm sorry if you're uncomfortable with it. You cannot fill
up your country with foreigners like this and can continue
on as a nation. You will lose parts of your
country if you allow foreigners like this to stay.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
America is the genesis of what we call settler colonialism,
and the American model was exported all around the world.
Abraham Lincoln generalized the solution of reservations. They herded American
Indians into separate territories for the Nazis. This was the inspiration.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Yeah, you heard it the other downy to play it
all right? Now, why do you think, well, here's the headline,
Soro's fingerprints found all over the rise of democratic socialist
Zoron Mamdani. Why do you think all these hostile foreigners
have spent billions of dollars to bring in as many
of these people as possible and then fund them on.
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Why do you think that is this is all part
of the planned destruction of the United States of America
and if we're being fair, it's not only foreigners who
are transactional and tribal America's communists are as well. I
played this clip for you the other day. I'm gonna
play it again. Gavin Newsom's already running for president in
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twenty twenty eight. He has to do this thing where
he has to pretend like he hasn't decided yet, as
if he hasn't dreamt of this moment forever. And so
he's already bouncing around the podcast scene because he watched
Donald Trump bounce around the podcast scene gathering up as
many votes as possible. He goes on an NBA podcast
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and blatantly panned is lying through his teeth? Why why
would you be so obvious about the pandora?
Speaker 3 (24:05):
But also, you know, it was also about paying the bills, man,
and it was just like hustling, and and so I
was out there kind of raising myself, turning on the
TV started, you know, just getting obsessed, you know, sitting
there with the you know, the wonderbread and five stacks
of you.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Know, like the white come on.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Every day every day in the backyard, just bouncing the basketball,
throwing the ball against the wall until the ball is
just like fraying man, and you're.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Talking to you.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
That's it whole thing, hey man, just hustling, just out
there hustling yo, wonderbread and mac and cheek and playing hoops,
just hooping it up. That's all fake. They know it's fake.
Everyone listening knows it's fake. Know it's Fakesome knows it's fake.
That's what they want, transactional tribal. Hey man, wonder bread,
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just a hustle of wonder bread.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
You got you want to play some hoops? Remember when
Pete boudhah Jedge, trying to get the black vote, went
and got a forty forty ounce of beer in a
brown paper bag, I kid you not, and drank it
with some black dudes in the hood. There's a video
of it, you can go look at. I'm not making it.
One of the funniest political things I've ever seen in
my life. Why did they do it? Because it works
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because it works in Democrat circles. Doesn't work for people
on the right, but if you're on the left, that's
why they do it, and it works. All right, let's
get off of this stuff. Get off of this stuff,
and let's do some emails wonderful, wonderful things happening. Tell
you about the time I almost stabbed somebody with the fork.
It's gonna be a wonderful show tonight on the Jesse
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Kelly Show. It is a Jesse Kelly Show ul Tuesday.
Remember you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
dot com. Did I ever tell you about the time
I almost stabbed somebody with a fork? So I'll show
the night that I got hit the hardest I've ever
been hitting my entire life. And I thought about this. Look,
I'll get back to politics in a minute, in the
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shutdown and stuff like that. But I saw this story
about an Indian man charged with stabbing two teams with
a fork on a flight out of Chicago. First of all,
flying in and out of Chicago will make anybody a
little stabby. That's just the way the place is. That's one. Two.
We were in the Marine Corps and we had a
couple nights off. I forget how many how much time
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we had off, But we go out to Palm Springs
because I was stationed in twenty nine Palms. We go
out to Palm Springs. There's a few of us out there,
and if you're a local, certainly a local young man.
You probably don't have the best view of United States Marines.
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Why because you have a bunch of young, cocky Marines
coming into town competing for your women. This is the way,
This is the way societies work. This is certainly the
way young men think. It's a competition for the dimes. Eh,
it's that's the all it is. So already there's a
certain level of hostility with the other young men in
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the Palm Springs commit community towards the United States Marines
because it was close enough. I'm gonna say it was
two hours away, baby, wrong. It's been twenty years, but
I want to say it's a couple hours away. We
end up because we are an extremely classy bunch. We
end up at TGI Fridays. I don't even know if
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those exist anymore. But there was a time they had
an extra cheesy cheeseburger that had a pad, a mozzarella
stick pad for the cheese on top, and they served
it with queso. You could dip it in. It was
a Chris It's one of the great rush strump burgers
of all time. I think it's gone now, don't distract me.
We end up at TGI Fridays having a couple of
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beers being stupid. My buddy, of course, is outside on
the TGI Friday's patio and he's talking to some women
out there. Things start to go south because there is
some dudes out there with them. I go storming outside
and do you know the the Clint Eastwood thing. Anyone
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has a problem, that's let's work it out right here,
you know, just being an idiot like young men do.
Being an idiot. Hey, anybody wants thow hands, we can
do it right now, a young idiot, I got it.
They all kind of back off. No no, no, no, no,
no no. And I'm sure I said something to the
effect of, yeah, that's right. There's something dumb that I
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shouldn't have said. A big friggin' moron, rubbit run in
my mouth. I am wearing a ball cap at the time.
That's going to come into play here. I forget it.
My buddy goes back inside. I go back inside. I
go sit back down at the bar to eat my cheeseburger,
which I am dipping in kso at the time I
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am hunched over my cheeseburger, and all of a sudden wham,
somebody snatches my ball cap off of my head. I think,
who is about to die? And I turn around and
it is one of the largest human beings I have
ever seen in my entire life. He was Chris said,
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did that stop you? No? But it did let me
know I probably needed some assistance. What assistance, well, a
weapon of some kind of course. So I turn around
the second I see this dude, and I see how
big he is. I turn around and I grab my
TGI Friday's fork and I turn around and try to
stab him with the fork. This is a terrible what
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Chris being honest about what happened? My butt who don't
want me to go to jail? They grab me and
hold me back from stabbing him with the fork. He
throws my hat on the ground and something said something
about I'll beat you outside or something like that. My
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buddies are trying to calm me down because they understand
that I have a temper at this point in time
and I very well may end up in jail and
or die because this guy had hands that looked like
dinner plates. That I was not in a current state
of mind to be concerned with such things. So I lied,
and I told my buddies, I'm fine, no, no, not
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even interested. I've let it go. Just let me get
my hat. It's all good, totally fine. I wait until
they turn back around to eat their cheeseburgers, which they
dip in kso I then turn and bolt towards the
front door so I can go out there. And I'm
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sure in my mind I had dreamt the going out
there and stomping this dude. It had two sets of doors,
both of them solid, that's important. There were no windows.
I could not see through them. I burst through the
first set of double doors, and there's this little entryway,
and then I burst through the next set of double doors.
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He is waiting right there with his fist already cocked back.
This It was the millisecond that second set of double
doors open, and of course I was leading with my
face through them. You know, you have your head down. Wam.
He hits me so freaking hard. I have been hit
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several times in my life and done some hitting myself.
I have never been punched that hard in all of
my life. It is by a miracle from God that
I don't really get knocked out. That's purely as a
it's a I don't know, a genetic thing, I would guess,
but that is as close as I've ever been, and
I would guess that I was briefly. I saw so
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many stars I had to drop down to a knee.
My buddies at this point in time come pouring out.
Then the TGI Friday's staff comes pouring out, calling the police.
We end up having to run through this dark neighborhood
in Palm Springs running from the police, which I would
really recommend. Really, you really don't want to do any
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of these things. I really want you to be smarter
and better than I am what Chris. But Chris said,
I got punched, but I didn't assault him. I think
the cops probably would have frowned on the fork thing,
probably a bit that probably would have I did not
stab him, that is correct, That is correct, but they
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probably would have frowned on that. And then I had
to show up in formation on Monday morning and it
wasn't my I the entire left side of my face
was swollen shut. Do you have any idea how that
conversation went with the company first sergeant? It did not
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go well. I have no idea why I chose to
tell you that story. Right now, we should go back
and talk about some politics. Let's talk briefly about the shutdown.
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