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Speaker 1 (00:04):
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Jack is here as well.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Sure.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Every Wednesday around eight o'clock this evening you can hear
a killer podcast. It's got a couple pretty funny guys.
One guy is a guy you may know. The other
guy may be one of the most talented guys in
the entire city of Orlando. And then there's another guy.
You guys give it up a ross pageant with good
(00:52):
sauce with his buddy Joel Warren and Nick Brinado, who
had a very good week in the football pool this week.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Yeah, he's killing it, man. I really want to make
because Nico Ronado, for people don't know, as a childhood
friend of mine who I've known forever, and when I
knew that he would love to have be in the
producers show producer shoes of a show like Jack. He
loves Jack. He wants to pick Jack's brain. He's also
(01:19):
just an interesting guy. You know. He kind of reminds
me of who other than Jim Phillips in a weird way.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Oh really, that's odd.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Not in the sense of like integrity. I'm more talk.
He hits.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
He hits me like the guy on the couch like
you were saying, John was Nico kind of hits me
like like a guy who just kind of pops in
and says something ridiculous and then pops right back out.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yes. And one thing he is very known for over
the years is that he gets into these passion hobbies,
kind of like Jim Phillips. So one month I'm living
with him, I walk in. It smells like fresh rawberries.
I look over. He's like opening up a lemonade stand.
I'm doing it. I got news he never did. Ye.
(02:08):
Another one of the things that I walk in when
I lived with him, and he was drilling holes on
the bottom of a Nike and I was like, what
are you doing? He goes, dude, roller skate.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Shoes helis helies.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
So he's always shark tanking with him himself and heat.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I love that he.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Is always trying to hustle and always and I love
that right there with him, so right there with you.
So this week we open up he starts his new
passion project, which is he bought an entire like print
press and is now making shirts.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Oh no way, really, he brought he bought a screen
printing press.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
He bought a screen printing press shirt and he made
he made us all matching good sauce with Ross and
Joel podcast shirts.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Can we see it? Do you have it yesterday?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Did it really worrying? Yes? I didn't even notice it.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Well, I mean, he would be so mad if I
showed you guys this, because, to quote him, this is
a prototype, all right.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Well, oh my god, that's so bad. I'm joking. I'm joking. Relax,
I'm not. That's a printer.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
He knows.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah, that's an interesting thing to kind of get into,
because I mean, you know, screen printing has been it's
come a long way back in the day. That was
actually my very first job, I know.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
So maybe you can give him some tips and tricks.
He's also getting into the design. His big hit right
now is a photo of Abraham Link with sunglasses and
it says a bro hymn oh in the hole. Listen,
you gotta get on the ground floor.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
That's right. Can I tell you that T shirt World
is a game that I mean, at any moment, you
can hit something that kind of goes crazy and sell
a thousand of them in a weekend. You could if
you came up with a good design.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
And I say all of that just to let you know, guys,
we've been doing radio over the years very wrong, because
this is the first time I did any audio program,
any recorded show with matching shirt song with everybody else
with microphones. Jim, you got to make that happen.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Oh, so you're saying we need a JCS company shirt.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
You floated that idea we wore uniforms right to me?
Didn't you have that idea?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
No money, no man, I could barely find anything to
wear myself. Maybe that would help you actually have a jumpsuit.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
I think the jokes and the likability and the takes
and the camaraderie just goes through the roof when you
are in a matching every uniform with your friends, especially
at least doing audio program. I guess that's one thing
I learned.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
I could probably convince Jack to take a free shirt.
Deb On the other hand, maybe a bit of a challenge.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
So is Tonight's good Shots proof that the entertainment value
in comedy factor is magnified.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
One hundred percent the case Jack, perfect question, better answer,
it's a better show because we're all wearing the same
shirt at the producer of the podcast also, mate.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
If the show is just you guys ragging on each
other for wearing the shirts, I'm in.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Well, one thing one topic that was kind of agreed
to disagree on that I was the only one who
felt this way. Call me crazy, Jim. I'm on my
couch late at night, super sober, having a glass of bourbon,
and I take a sip and I go, huh, that's interesting.
I take a second sip and go bourbon. As I'm
(05:43):
taking a sip of bourbon, it hits me like this
is a thicker whiskey. Watch this five dollar word. The
viscosity of bourbon tends to be on like the thicker
side compared to a Rye whiskey.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yeah or scotch Eman. It's a little bit. It has
a little bit of my little oiler. Oh, my god
to it. Ye yeah, yeah, a little more oily jack.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
You drink a lot of bourbon, would you agree with that?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, a little bit more syrupy bourbon.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Kentucky, Kentucky kind of chubby.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Okay you mean.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah, I'm not just saying Kentucky, but like the stereotypical
like what, uh you know what England would draw up
as a caricature of an American? Oh yeah, I would
say is pretty close to a glassified version of bourbon.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Where I'm going with this kind of not but I'll
let you explain, like uh.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Like it's a it's a fatti or whiskey. I think
when when I think of somebody out in Kentucky, I
think they're not in peak physical fitness.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Yea, they're asking a lot of those overalls.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
And then I and then think about this run with
me here. Tequila tequila Mexico tequila taste like it is
out there. You take a sip, you feel like you're
on vacation.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Sure, yeah, yeah, uh.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I think about this Russia vodka. No one likes Russia,
and people drink Vodaga because they're trying to count calories, right,
So I you know, on my couch being super sober.
I kind of go around the world matching all of
the spirits respectively towards the country, and it kind of
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hits me that they're all kind of glassified versions of
each other's country. On the menu for tonight for episode seventy.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Seven, stereotype and glass Yeah, yeah, yeah, where's gin fail?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Where does gin follows Gin? Like an English thing? Is
that more English? Is that more of a gentleman or
a lady's drink?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
There? Yeah, I'm thinking old ah bad teeth, beefeeder, blue,
glass blue. I know England's flag is red and white,
but the England crest for their soccer team is also blue.
For the three Lions. I can absolutely see Jin going
to England.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
You know that old rap group Pet and Baz.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Yes, why here are you bringing them up?
Speaker 1 (08:18):
That's who I think of when I think Pet and
bas Yes.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Yes, yes, exactly. Another phenomenal topic. I know we're getting
up against the clock here. There's two types of people.
It's not just bag cereal and box cereal. Jim, how
many emails does your red notifications say on your phone
right now?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Like? How many? When you say red notification that means
it's urgent. It's read.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
That one hurt man, all of us. It hurt all
of us.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I think a lot of people just winston Pi.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Wow, there's an exclamation point. Hold on, this is the
guy who's staring at his phone. You know, a good
portion of every hour, every hour?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
I O all, my, I mean I don't have that many.
I have like fifty.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
So is it personal email or work email?
Speaker 2 (09:12):
So either or all. I'm sane.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
I've got thirty four and ninety red unread and personal email.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
I have one hundred and thirty six four eighty one.
She wins, Yeah, unread unread. Wait, come on, we are
all urgent. Though, where do you even find that? Dude?
Just look at your phone.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
It's a red with a number.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
See the big red circle above my personal email that
says how many.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Oh I got, Sujim, I got seven? Good for you,
ja shim, And.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
They all are in your steady.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
He's read them and he's not responded to one though
they have all exclamation points?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Is that bad?
Speaker 2 (09:55):
What all I'm trying to get at is that And
this is a very common known thing right now. I
in the last like fifteen years, ever since iPhones gave
you that red bubble with a number. You quickly found
out that's the best way to determine a type A
versus like a type B. At the very least in
the digital world.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
I would agree with that. I mean, look, man, I disagree, like,
uh yeah, I don't know, man, I don't have a
lot of those, and I don't pay attention to a
lot of it either.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
We know, So where do we find that? Are they
all urgent?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
I've just found like five emails should have responded to
last week. Hey, I don't like this game, although this
is not a fun game.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
For it says, I have thirty five thousand unread. They're
not unread. When you get a little preview, I can
see what an email is and if I need to
engage with it or not. So that's there's thirty five
thousand emails. I decided I don't need right exactly, and
boy do go ahead?
Speaker 2 (10:58):
No. Also, I just wanted to because I just found
this out doing the pod. If a zombie apocalypse happens,
guess who has to save us? What? Jim No, No,
the Amish?
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Oh yeah yeah yeah, without a doubt.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
You're right, yeah, yeah, zombies ain't fing with them?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Because I also have one. Yeah, John comes back from
his weird Amish trip and he talks about how man
the women's hands are.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Oh yeah yeah, a lot of soft hands in that group.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Not a lot of soft hands. Hey, you can get
a good Latin massage, but you're looking for you know,
uh and then.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
But they getting turned hell in butter and uh. You know.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
All of that and much much more coming up tonight
on Real Radio Good Saucer with Ross and Joel. If
you haven't hit subscribe, we're on every platform. Tonight's an
absolute blast. We're getting better, Jim. We keep getting better
at this.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
I can hear it and color coordinated.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
And of course he'll be in with us tomorrow. You guys,
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Speaker 4 (12:15):
It's weird