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October 23, 2025 • 18 mins
For a quick Stop at Johnny's House: What do you do in your relationship that is difference than others. When did you try a DIY costume for Halloween?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sonny, a little breeze outside, get notes about eighty three.
Right now it is sixty five. Brown was filling in
on the afternoon show over at at Real Radio. Good
friend of ours Jim Colbert, and you say, you were
talking about your relationship with your wife, right, and it
threw them off.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Right.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
So they're both married guys, and so we were just
talking it in general. Were I think it started because
we were talking about like watching movies and watching TV.
And Jimmy was saying that he has his wife gets
what's called TV credit, whereas if she watches football with
him for three hours, he's got to put in three
hours watching one of her shows. Okay, And I laughed
at it. I said TV credit. I watched what I

(00:36):
want to watch, and my wife watched what she want
to watch. We got more than one TV in the house.
And he was like, dude, well that's that's crazy talking.
We don't spend I said, I'll spend an entire Saturday
watching college football. She'll spend an entire Saturday watching baking
shows and true crime shows. And we'll see each other
in passing. But we don't need to sit down on
the couch and watch TV together. And it blew his mind.
I'm like, well, if that blows your mind, let me

(00:57):
tell you about this. So I was telling him that
I sleep in separated from my wife. Yeah, got my
own bedroom. We have separate bank accounts. Never once have we.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Had a joint bank account. Huh.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
I don't ask to make big purchases. I bought a
boat without asking her. She came home with a new
car without asking me. Like, we don't or even run
into by each other, don't. We just don't do that.
And we've been together twenty five years. And his hit well,
his mind was blown. Yeah, and the texting service in
the live stream, they were like in shock. Like someone
even said, why are you even married? Do you guys

(01:29):
like not even like each other? And I'm like, I mean,
twenty five years, absolutely we like each other. I choose
her to hang out with over everybody. But these are
just things that we don't do. Yeah, and I get it,
And when I look at it, it's kind of weird.
Neither one of us had a nuclear family growing up.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
So we didn't see mom and dad spending time together.
We didn't see mom and dad doing the bills together. Yeah,
so maybe that's why it's so.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Normal for us.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
One thing I've learned is that you can never judge
anyone's relationship because what works for someone does it may
not work for you. Where you make the mistake is
where you try to make your relationship like everybody else. Right, Yeah,
that's what a mistake is made. You got to look
inside the two of you and find out what works
for you. Yeah, and everybody is different.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
He said.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
I said, if I go home tonight and tell Tori
there ain't no more TV credit, it's like I believe
she'll stab me because that doesn't work for them.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Yeah, I say, Well, if I was told I had
to give TV credit, yeah, I'll probably pack up my
stuff and leave in my I guess you could say.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
What's different in the relationship that I have with my
girlfriend now is during the week we rarely see each other. Yeah,
rarely see each other. We see each other on weekends,
for sure, But during the week she works from home
and I do morning radio. And then when she's done,
I'm already in daddy mode. I'm taking care, I'm doing
you know, I'm cooking dinner or getting the kid ready.

(02:52):
And then by about eight thirty nine, o'clock, I'm starting
to gear down for the night.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
The night is a wash.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah, So for you to come over and you live
where you live and I live with either, that's a
forty five minute different drive right for that. And we
don't but we do watch. We do watch TV together,
and if I was to say, hey, we're gonna watch
separate shows, she would probably look at me and say,
what you just don't want you don't want me no more? Yeah, you,
So we've been watching TV together, cuddled up and now yeah,

(03:18):
and I was honest, and I'll tell I'm saying on
lot I do this now. So many shows I do
watch cause of you I don't like. And then the
thing is, because we don't have a lot of time together.
We have shows that we watch and the shows I
don't watch, watch them on them days.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Knock them out, knock them out.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Granted we've got twenty five years in so at this point,
like it's not maybe when I was, you know, first dating,
it was like, I'll watch your shows. But now it's
like when something comes on, I'm like this, this is
what you we're gonna watch and she's like, yeah, it's
like cool, you.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Know rugby, I grab a drink, I go into my bedroom.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
I put on my big TV, which is too big
for the wall, but I don't care because it's my bedroom,
and I either play Xbox or I watch a movie
I wanted to watch or whatever. And then we see
each other in the halls. We text each other back
and forth all day. We do ray how about you?
What's something you do differently?

Speaker 4 (04:02):
Yeah, I mean we don't see each other that much
throughout the week, but so it's very similar. And if
if she said something that she was gonna watch something else,
it'd be like, so you're breaking up with me exactly,
so yeah, a pause, like so this is your way out?

Speaker 2 (04:16):
So what's going on with you?

Speaker 4 (04:18):
Yeah, I would immediately be like, all right, so we're done.
Wild I know, I know, but again, who knows, you know,
years from now. But I think a lot of people
think it's weird that we don't live together yet. You know,
it's been it's been almost three years since Kim and
I have been together. But in like with rent and
how much we spend, they're like, you guys are stupid.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Yeah, yeah, for sure.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
So I mean I think that's like the big thing
where people are like, why yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah, it's like the money, and it is about the money,
you know. For me, I'm making no life changes until
this kid gets out of high school. Yea.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
I even told him, bro, when you go into college,
when you come back, things might be able.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
And I think that's just because we both have like
very young kids and we just wanted to make sure
that it it's done proper, you know, like we just
want to make sure that everybody's okay, yeah, and feel safe.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
And you know'd be funny is.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
If Kim, without your knowledge, recorded her just come in
the room and say, you know what, I just don't
I want to watch TV by myself today and get
your reaction. That would be funny. That would totally be
funny because I can see you going off the rail.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
So you don't love.

Speaker 5 (05:24):
The whole That concept is so foreign to me, but
I mean I get it. I would get the same thing, like, so,
what girl told you to watch this? So what's going
on without me? Why why don't we've been watching what's
going on?

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Yeah? No, I just don't know.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
But she does watch crazy stuff for that she would
never watch.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
With Yeah, you like the show now, She's.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
Like, I'm mentally unwell after watching what you want to watch,
she said.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
I want to find out for you and your relationship,
what is something that you guys do differently. Other people
may find it it's unconvenient for them, inconvenient for them,
but for you, it works and that's the bottom line.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
It works.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
And when you tell people that you guys do that,
they're like, say what you do? What we want to
hear about in your relationship? Four oh seven now one
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nine one o six seven x el mobile four one
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hear from you in your own personal relationship. What are
some things that you do differently that people will say?
Say what y'all do? What we want to hear about that?
So call us on Johnny's House. Our eighty three is

(06:23):
a high sixty five right now? What do you do
in your relationship that people may say is a little
bit different? You know it works for you. Like I said,
you can never you can never look at someone else's
relationship say I could never do that. That's fine, that's you.
But if it works for them, it works for them.
We want to find out what it is for you.
Let's see here, let me get my phone. Fare there

(06:43):
we go, let's talk. Go to Kassimi and talk to
Bailey Bailey. Good morning, good morning. How are you Bailey?

Speaker 6 (06:50):
Doing well? Doing well?

Speaker 2 (06:51):
All right? So what do you do in your relationship
that people think is different?

Speaker 6 (06:56):
So my boyfriend works from home, which allows him to
do a lot more of like the homebody stuff, the cooking, dinner,
the laundry, the cleaning, and it's you know, people sometimes
like stretched the head at it. But like when i'm
you know, I listen to me, I can use Twitter park.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (07:15):
So it's sometimes like an hour thirty minute drive home
and he's like, don't worry, baby, I got dinner and
it live. He times it perfectly. I don't know how
he does it.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
But so Bailey, Bailey, you got dinner. You got you
got dinner on the table when you walk through the door.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Yeah, whooah wow, I got.

Speaker 6 (07:33):
A good man Johnny Wow, good man.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
I guess you would say that's foreign nowadays.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (07:40):
I know, I know, I'm a brag a little bit.
I'm sorry, No, it's okay.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
But it shows that you're working together as a team.
You know, that works that what you're talking about works
for you in your relationship. When when other people say, oh,
I could never do that, you know what your husband's like.
If this is what if this is what my wife needs,
then that's what I'm gonna do.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
And it should it should be that way. It should
be that way, you know.

Speaker 6 (08:01):
Yeah, And there's no pride in it at all. He's like,
he's like, he's humble enough to do it lovingly, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Uh, Okay, this is a this is a question to
everybody asking, but not me. I wouldn't want to know
what some people are asking. Who makes the most money?

Speaker 6 (08:19):
He does?

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Wow, very good because I can see that dmit that dynamic.
If you're bringing in the majority of the cash, I'd
be busting. So it's two every day, you know.

Speaker 6 (08:31):
No, No, he recently got to work from home job
that has well and truly changed his life.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
I'm very proud of perfect well. Congratulations man, And people
should listen to that. Hey, listen, if you got to
if you got to do something that's not traditional in
your relationship and it works in your relationship, don't worry
about other what other people say.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
It works for you. Mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
All right, We'll go home and do something. Go home
and do something special for that man to know you
know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
Yeah, by Bailey, he made dinner, you get dessert.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Be what it says.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
Excel mob power by Attorney Dan Newland interrec need to check.
It's a no brainer called attorney Dan Newland or someone
that said they've been married seventeen years and the TV
thing is the same with them. That I would die
if I had to spend four hours watching football or
some sport whatever.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
You made a point that we were talking about off air,
that you you and your wife live together in a relationship,
that Ray and Iron were not right, right, right?

Speaker 2 (09:27):
And what was the example. I think it's totally different.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
When you don't live together, because why would you drive
to my house to hang out with me and then
us watch TV in separate rooms.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Yeah, they do their separate watching when you're not there. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
Yeah, absolutely, My wife and I live together. Yeah, there
can't be that. I mean, that's why it sounds so crazy.
If you're dating, and it would be you're trying to
break up with me. I'll see here, but two days
a week and you want to watch another show and.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
You're gonna sit in the other room.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
Yeah, no, No, that would be a problem because it
makes it wouldn't make any logical sense.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
No, but like live like living. We've lived together for
twenty years now. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Like I look back at some past relationships I had
where I went over someone's house. We had a big argument,
and she went in one room and I was in
another room. And I did that for like two or
three hours, And I asked myself, why did I just
go Yeah, wait here for it. We didn't live together.
I won't go that room.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
You're still mad, you want to talk about what you did. Now,
I'm gonna just go back.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
There's someone else on the mobile that has never even
seen a bill for the house.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
They don't know who they don't even know who the
electric company is. They don't deal with it.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
I feel like that's my dad. My mom does everything.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Flip the switch, lights are on. That's all I know.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
And here's a story that's kind of sad. I knew
someone who was like that, and unfortunately that person passed. Yeah,
they didn't know what to do, right, They didn't know
bank accounts, they didn't know they knew nothing. Yeah, and
they sat at home. It's like, I don't know where
to start.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
I said, but don't worry about to stop paying stuff.
They'll find you.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
Oh yeah, yeah, my wife and I handle separate things.
But I did about five years ago. All the stuff
that I know that she's never really touched, I have
in a notebook. Yeah, something were to happen, like it's
all there at least just I mean, that's out of courtesy.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
She didn't ask for it. But good for you. All right,
Ray what you got in celebrity news?

Speaker 4 (11:07):
Did you see the crazy fan that rushed Keanu Reeves?

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Be can up for grabs And all you have to
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verify it if it is you. And then at eight
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(11:31):
But the first thing you have to do is go
to XL one to sixty seven Instagram, It'll tell you
exactly what you do. Drop your name and your date
of birth. Seven thirty seven, sunny with the high of
eighty three. It is sixty five right now, the time
of year that people will getting together costumes, and we
used to go out and do the big street party
and Ray this sticks into your brain. I thought it
was a joke when y'all told me put.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
This one down.

Speaker 4 (11:51):
Oh my gosh, So Marissa that you used to work
with us on the show. She listens sometimes, but every
year around this time, I always think about her costume.
It was the cutest thing. She was like a melted
ice cream cone and all that thing.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
It was like the ice cream melt, so it.

Speaker 4 (12:09):
Was very cute. But she glued a cone on her
head for the part of the costume. Later that night,
she's like texting me and all this stuff. She literally
super glued it to her head. She rips some of
her skin off, she ripped some of her hair out
trying to get this off. But it was all a

(12:31):
part of the d I y to make it look good.
So I just I felt so bad for her because
she came in the next week and she had like
a scab on her head.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
She had to go somewhere professionally to have it done.
I don't I don't know. I think she had to
go to the doctor.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Yeah, they had to go to a doctor because they
had to put some chemicals that would the loot her
hairline for years.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Oh yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
And it was one of them things where it was
funny but she didn't want to laugh, but she knew
it was funny with the severity of what was going on.
So it was like it was one of those like girl,
So it's not really, but it's kind of like right, yeah,
the situation, Yes, yes, because I can only imagine going
home and taking a shower that takes still and.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
The pain.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
One year.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
And I'll see if I can find those photos. I
was dressed up like a wolfman. But I got a
guy and you met him. He does make up for
Hollywood studios, and I said, yeah, i'll do it. He said, okay,
I'll make you one. And we had to do teeth,
implants and everything, and it took about four five hours
of putting it on, but you could not tell it

(13:35):
was me. And then he said, look, I'm gonna leave
you the solution. You got to have somebody help you
take it off, and I'm like, ah, no problem, and
I got drunk and I was like, hey, you got
to help me. It was it took. The sun was
coming up. I'm still taking that stuff off my face.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
It was. It was pretty bad. You have a D
A D was a d d I Y costume that
didn't go.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
Point no, I mean the only di Y costume I
really did. I had to explain who I was because
nobody understood who I was. And that's because I thought
it would be funny to dress up as Krashan.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
I know the song, but I couldn't pick her out
of a lineup. Yeah, I thought it was a no,
it's that Findy Findy product.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
Yes, she sings a Gucci Gucci song, and so I
was like, oh, I'm addressed up. I was crazy, would
you pick that? Because I loved her at the time.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
You thought people would know who that was.

Speaker 4 (14:29):
I was like, whatever, I'm not going to have to
explain it to too many people. And we had a
house party that year, so luckily we didn't go out,
so I just put the song on. I was like, y'all,
this is who I'm pretending to be tonight.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
And that wasn't even a top hundred song, was it? No? No,
no know?

Speaker 4 (14:45):
Because that was hanging out with some ratchet people, so
I said, they got to know Craysha.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
They said, what did you just dress like a hood rats?
Is that what you are? Yes?

Speaker 4 (14:53):
I had like a shoe string tiede with my baggy jeans,
and like.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
Nobody knows, I've never had really any go bad. I
did do the Joker one year, and the makeup was
on for a week because there's white everywhere. Yeah, but
most of my di wis go well. I did Russell Brand,
it went well. What was the one that the fan broke?

Speaker 6 (15:13):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Yeah, but that wasn't I.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
That was one of those where you put on a
suit and it looks like you're riding the dragon. So
I was riding a unicorn and the back fan broke.
So now it's just dragging a unicorn by the ass
because the.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Whole back of it was flat.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
So that was bad, But most of my di wis
go well, Vanilla I didn't one year and I made that.
The Only thing about that is I shaved my eyebrow
and it didn't grow back.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
For about four months. Yeah, your eyebrows don't grow back
that fast. They don't, they don't.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
I did lines in my eyebrow and I had them
in there for about four months. I did a club
a lane which was mister T from Rocky way back
in the day. And I don't have the facial hair,
so I got that that that black paint, yeah, you know,
just the outline of beard and I rubbed my face.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
Yeah you sweat too, so yeah, it was a hot mess.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
We want to hear about one of your dy Halloween
costumes that didn't go as plan and a lot of
it's going on. And see the reason you should call
now is because people are making the you know, making
the choices and finalizing their costumes. Now it might be
one it's like, you know what, I don't think I
want to do that. But tell us about your DIY
costume that in your mind it all worked out, but
once you put it on, there was a situation that

(16:19):
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Speaker 2 (16:34):
We want to hear from you two.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Your dy Halloween costume did not go as planned. Actually
it was a hot mess. Tell us so other people
don't do it. Calls now on Johnny's Hoppy five and
kind of breezy. Looking at some DIY costumes, they said,
some last minute things, but my computer is freezing up,
and they're very simple. Energizer, Bunny, all you need is
some white ray bands and Bunny is that's pretty much it, yes,

(16:57):
very much, And make the little little drumk thing that
has energize. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's pretty easy. A mushroom
you just put, make a make a hat and put
painted red.

Speaker 4 (17:05):
And put that seems hard.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Jigsaw Jigsaw from Saw, Yeah, that's pretty easy. The white
powder with the little circles and red lips, and then
that one's pretty easy.

Speaker 4 (17:17):
I swear being a scarecrows the easiest thing, really.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Rocket Raccoon from Guardian of the Galaxy. Again, those are
just ears with overall. Here's one Cindy Crawford. I guess
it's the old Pepsi commercialcy on the white tank top, yeah,
and blue jeans, a little mold on your face. Yep,
uh fie trinket from the Hunger game that takes a
lot of makeup. She was the one. She was kind
of like the stylust. I didn't see of that and
that one and now my computer just froze up. So

(17:43):
they got you go to BuzzFeed. They got one hundred
and twenty one hundred and sixty uh Diy costumes. I
haven't decided what I'm gonna do. Yeah, I may not
do anything.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
So on the mobile said they went as Britney Spears
one year back in two thousand and seven, little Diy.
So they had like a short skirt of course at top,
but they're Harris naturally curly and they couldn't straighten it,
so she didn't look like Brittany.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
And everyone thought she was just a prostitute.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
Oh, I would have just swelt with it.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
When I was nineteen sugar treating with my parents and
my younger siblings.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
They thought her parents took grown sugar treating as a prostitute. Wow.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
So as you get there, get those outfits going, and
you got stories, you know, we'll ask again. Let's move
on ray which got which were celebrit.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
Noons they did?

Speaker 4 (18:24):
He wake up with a nice story.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
I heard this story. If you haven't, we'll tell you.
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