January 7, 2026 • 25 mins
For a quick Stop At Johnny's House... Is there something that you buy every time you go to the store? We hear some true stories from our listeners.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Is what we're gonna get up too close to eighty
fifty nine right now. What has been really nice, man,
I mean really nice. But month was Sunday, Monday is
gonna be eighty to forty or yeah, Sunday.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Is going to be hot like in the eighties, and
way on Monday morning it's gonna be cold.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
That's that stuff to get you sick, right, yeah, because
we I mean we haven't talked about it yet, but
it's a major flu thing going on, yeah right now.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Not that the weather has something to do with the flu.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I don't think so. People just still believe that one
has to do it.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
If your hair's wet, it's cold outside, and you ain't
got no shoes on you, Yeah, all of a sudden
you got the flu.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
That's how you get the super flu. Yes, that's that
new flu is coming out there, Brian. They found a
pole that says, every time you go to the store,
what is it you buy?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yeah, they did a survey and they ask people what
they buy every time you go to the store. So
it's kind of what you feel like every time you're
in the store, no matter what you leave with this yes, yeah,
and it was really basic stuff milk was on their vegetables.
You're really healthy if that's you. Uh, snacks, caffeinated drinks.
Every time you go into the store, you leave with
something that was funny.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I mean, we have a meeting every morning and we
throw out ideas and Brian through this now and I
didn't read what was on the list.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah, and then I wrote my list.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Yes, eggs every time, Yes, really.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Yes, eggs. Eggs.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I have eggs on the list. Watered water is on
my list. Grapes I love grapes. Grapes, grapes every time
she goes. Yes, grapes every single time. Because there's two types.
You get the good ones and then you buy back
and they're bad. You're like, oh man, onions, you buy onions,
you use that many onions.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Every time.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
And seasoning.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I have probably no joke at least in my in
my pantry at least forty different types of seasons.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
I do like a good season, especially when you see one.
They're like Chipotle orange.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
And Yellowstone came out of the line of season yellow
season only.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Crap I have three different types of paprika. Wow.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
And I'm not a shell. I am not a shell,
but I can season meat. Yeah, uh so ice cream.
Every single time I leave the store, it's with something product.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I had to stop that, man. Ice Cream is my
is my weakness. So if you buy the Big.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Boy ice cream sandwiches, but yeah, the junior, the minis,
they're only one hundred and ten calories each.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I used to get the big balls, of course, but
if you got the minis are one hundred and ten calories.
Now it's gonna make you mad the first few times
you eat it because you're like, what the hell is
where's the rest?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
What is this?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
But it does help whenever you're trying to, you know,
be somewhat healthy. But ice cream is my weakness. They're
always on a bulgo. Always always there's I go down
the ice cream aisle and I find out which one's bobo,
and that's the one I get every single time. And
then I would say for me, like you with seasoning,
it's me with sauce sauce. Yeah, if there is a
(02:57):
new sauce of some sort or a sauce I haven't tried,
I'm buying it. And then publics now they have that
local section, so it's like Florida based sauces and spices in.
Oh yeah, it's an end cap in my publics where
is a uh the meat department, okay, And so you
walk by it and I'm like, Florida's like they make
these here. I want to try that. So I buy
sauces no matter what, every time. And another marinates that
(03:19):
she said sauce I have. Probably if there's a new marinate,
I'll get it. I will buy.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I got Hawaiian karaokee. I don't cook, so marinate and
in season is the best you don't get from me.
The meat will taste good because like right now, I
got some pork chops marion nate and some terioki. When
it comes out, I throw some of that season, stick
it in the oven, boom cooked.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Now that I mentioned that too, I feel like salad
dressing is something I buy every time.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
Every time.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I've got so many.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
It's like a damn salad bar in my I have
every dressing you can imagine.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Always on the bogo, always, and there's always someone.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
How often do you guys make something with salad dress me?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
I think twice a week.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yeah, we salad. We saw sounds with a lot of
our dinners. Yeah, But I mean when I see it,
Tuscan Italian. Let me get that three cheese Italian, let
me get that creamy? What are you talking about? So
I have everything. My wife tells me all the time. Seriously,
stop with the salad dressing.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yeah, yeah, I got one as low calor I get
in here.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
I honestly, I don't buy something every single time, And
if anything gets milk, that's it. Really, that's it. I swear.
I'm like everything you've've been naming, I'm like, what do
I buy religiously like all the time time, I know,
but I'm always just like.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Milk is like every third or fourth time. Really, we
don't use the week.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Yeah, so obviously we do a lot of cereal. Yeah,
but I don't. Yeah, I don't know. I'm just so
sick of wasting things that I can't just let it
sit there because then it's going to be.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yeah, we'll see like the things like like the eggs,
I mean, the kid eats eggs like like crazy. Yeah,
the season that it doesn't go back, Yeah, let's see
marinates are using.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
I know, but I don't cook that much really, you know,
because like now if I cook, it's like either we
got to eat it all that day because then I
don't have the kids again or it goes aways.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
So, like I said, I'm not a good cook, but
I will marinate and season the hell out of some meat.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
That's my thing.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
And I find joy and buying these things, like the
salad dressings.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
I walked down and I'm.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Like, my sister came to visit and she was gonna
cook and she goes, wow, I you you got everything.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
I'm like, well, yes, I do. Any seasoning you watch,
we have a cabinet full of them. And then the
pantry shelf as well.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Dang, I have shelves in the pantry that goes up
like a like you know how they have in nightclubs,
how they have like bottles.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Yeah, my wife fought one of those. I'll take a
picture of mine.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
And show you I have to man, and then I'll
go in AND's like, ain't no new seasoner, Well damn, well,
just give me some onion salt.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
You can't go wrong with a buttery steakhouse kick wrong
with that one.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Hey, look right now, they have garlic season salt bogo
and I got them and it's a big and I
cant h into my house, like I ain't want them
that damn big Hey, I got them?
Speaker 6 (06:14):
Yeah, you got enough? I mean, is there ever enough
until that new one comes out? Butter regards here, We
want to find out from you.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
What is something you buy from the store every single
time that you go. They said, vegetables, eggs, meat, snacks,
caffeinated drinks. What is on your list every time you
go to the store, you gotta get it? Four O
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Speaker 3 (06:42):
Seven live stream social media, we were there from you.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Every time you go to the store, you pick up
what you didn't want it, but you pick it up anyway.
We want to see if you can add on to
that list. When we get back on Johnny's House, Cloud's
gonna come in. Then they're gonna go, and it's gonna
be sunny today, felling close to eighty. You want to
find out every time you go to the store, you're
always in up buying this. You gotta have it. Whatever
you don't need it, you got to get it. From Orlando, Kevin,
(07:05):
what's up Kevin?
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Hey, good morning guys. How's everybody happy New Year?
Speaker 3 (07:11):
All right?
Speaker 5 (07:12):
I think Johnny, I told you that that without missing
a beat, my wife said, And before I could even
finish the sentence, she goes seasoning, yes, wait wait wait,
and then she goes, oh, and juice and juice every time,
and juice, the little ice juices zero. Yeah, I pick up.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
I pick up juice.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Love you got. I pick up juice like you pick
up seasoning. I'll go to the store. Of course, you know,
we do the milk, we do the there was the
regular stuff that's in there. Yeah, yeah, dude, I will
go to the store. And honestly, sometimes we don't need anything,
but I need my juice.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
His the thing with the ice, they've been slowly going up.
Used to be a dollar.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Yeah, that's to go up.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
They're about they're up to a dollar twenty five.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Really yeah, yeah, they're.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Up to a dollar twenty five right now.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
And so now I just get the big the one
with the take the twelve innute.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
And but but without fail, man, I'm picking up. I'm
picking up juice like nobody's business.
Speaker 7 (08:20):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Oh yeah, yeah, I get the ice juice. I get
the ice with the lemonade flavor.
Speaker 7 (08:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
You know that's really good. If you're making margarita's that
lemon lime. That's really that's really good. It's already me
and it's and it's got zero you know sugar, so
it works out. But see and juice.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Man, I'm the how many how many how many different
types of seasoning would you say you had?
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Kevin?
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Oh, Man, Well, I just picked up I just picked
up not too long ago.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
I go, I go all over.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
I got a man, dude, I got.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Like three or four different types of paprika, sat smoke.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
You gotta go. You gotta go to Ross or Marshalls. Yeah,
and they they got all.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
The it's huge though, the huge containers of the season.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Yes, you gotta go to the you go to the
back is over there in the house where you just
I'll hang out in that little iron they have.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Yeah, they have a lot of like kitchen ingredients and stuff.
It's shocking.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
We're going to have talking about season.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Enthusiastic about about it.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
From Orlando, Maria, Good morning.
Speaker 7 (09:41):
Good morning, guys. Have Wednesday Wednesday?
Speaker 3 (09:44):
What is it every time you go to store, you
gotta pick up lines?
Speaker 8 (09:48):
And no matter who goes from our house, we always
pick up a bag of limes.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Why lines? What do you cook with it? What do
you what do you do with it?
Speaker 7 (09:57):
Everything? And I don't know if it's because we're a
a household, but we will use it to cook. We
set it on our salads, We top our soups with it.
If you're sick, you do teased with it, like we
have instead of a fruit ball, we have a line bowl.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Really right now, yes, right now? How many lines do
you have in your house?
Speaker 8 (10:16):
So we actually just went to the store recently and
they had to sell so we have probably about twelve
well in centrepore right now.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Twelve lines.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I don't think I have one line in the house.
We do that with lemons, that line, yeah, lemons, yeah, lemon.
You know what, I stopped buying lemon juice because lemon's
starting to get costly.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
I mean, my wife chops them up and puts them
in water and just lets them like sit in the water,
and that's what she drinks. But then we use them
for cooking a lot too. So wow, all right, Maria,
thank you for sharing that.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Thank you guys.
Speaker 7 (10:47):
Having a good one.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Bye bye, twelve women in the house right now from
cosending in the cold, Good morning.
Speaker 9 (10:53):
Good morning, Happy New Years.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
She died Happy New Year to you. You're all excited.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
Nice I am.
Speaker 7 (10:59):
I've had my coffee.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
I see, I see what is it you always got
to pick up?
Speaker 8 (11:03):
Well, if you have to categorize it, there's two things.
For me, we're always going.
Speaker 7 (11:07):
To have to get coffee creamer.
Speaker 8 (11:10):
Yeah, and then for my kids. Absolute pasta pasta is cheap.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
You can get pasta on a bogo and pasta sauce
on a bogo at anytime.
Speaker 8 (11:20):
Well that's the problem. When I walk in, I'll say
I need this and this, and I have to get
one of those little cards that you know you just carry.
It's always full.
Speaker 7 (11:28):
Because I'm a bogo girl, I can't help myself.
Speaker 8 (11:31):
So whatever's there that week is like, I'm going to
bring it out. And I had to start a rule
with the kids if we go to a Walmart Target,
I said, if I can't carry it out, we can't
get it no more card. I have literally taken things in.
Speaker 7 (11:46):
Bags and my kids have helped me take things out
of the store.
Speaker 6 (11:50):
So I so you bed the rules a little bit,
that's right, that's right.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Yeah, you know it's funny. I got some pasta on
a bogo. I got bowtah and then they had many
bow tie. Well, I gotta get it.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
It's absolutely even worse.
Speaker 7 (12:07):
Did you go to Costco? Right?
Speaker 5 (12:09):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
No, stay I stay out of Costco. It's just me
and my kid. There's no reason for us to go
to Costco at all. It's just too much, way too much.
All right, you're holding a secon right what they saying over.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Somebody said, jars of pasta and noodles. Of course, cookies
always leaving with some sort of cookie.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
I stay away from the cookie as. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
And when you walking into public to the bakeries like
right there, and I'm like Karina said Hawaiian bread.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Yeah, stay away from that. I stay away from that.
You know what I started to do and I thought
it was less is that? Get the mini cupcakes?
Speaker 4 (12:41):
The mini cupcakes, it's only a many.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
The same thing with the many ice cream sandwich just
makes you mad.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Rikatora said on the the live stream chips. Chip chips
are a big one for me. I always have chips
in my house.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Things. Those things are just dangerous.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
XL mobile powered by Attorney Dan Newlan interrect need to check.
It's a no brainer. Call Attorney Dan Newland. A lot
of people chiming in on the limes and says, yes,
it must be a Hispanic thing with the limes.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Gotta have some lines.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Let's see, someone said cheese, no matter what, con shredded cheese,
block cheese. Every time they go to the store, they
get cheese. If you wait, you'll find those on a
bogo too. Yeah, yeah sure. And then they said anything
that Kinder's brand. That's the seasoning ken Dads. It's got
a it's got a black like bullhead.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Yes, I've seen it. They make the buttery steakhouse. Yeah, yeah,
I think I have that. I think I have it.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
They make the buttery Steakhoufs. But I guess they make
everything seasoning marinades. They had anything Kinders brand, got locked
that away. Next time I go up in there, that
might be my thing.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Now, all right, if you out in the store and
you buy something, just know that you're not alone.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Ray, what's up girl?
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Allen Taylor Swift was at the Kansas City.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Go Away True Story. It happened to me. We want
to hit those stories.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Four O seven now one nine one O six seven
eight seven seven now one nine one O six seven
got four tickets and four pit passes. The Mons Jam
Campbell World Stadium. This happen than this weekend. If the
phone is ringing, stay on it. We'll try to answer
it after we talk to these two from Orlando.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Tyler, Good morning, Tyler, see good morning. How are you good?
Good Tyler, true story it happened to me.
Speaker 10 (14:17):
So pretty funny story. I am a first year teacher.
I'm a theater teacher out of middle school, okay, and
I'm just easing into the class, maybe two or three days,
and we're learning about improv and I'm thinking, ohod, what
I'm going to teach him?
Speaker 7 (14:31):
So who's better.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Than Amy Polar and Tina Face?
Speaker 5 (14:33):
So I pulled the video. I should have watched it before.
Speaker 10 (14:37):
Pull up the video, show the kids, and about a
minute and a half in Tina say and Amy Polar
on Saturday Night, I'm well, yes, I am a lesbian.
Speaker 7 (14:45):
I'm a lisbian too.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
What did the kids do?
Speaker 7 (14:50):
Dying?
Speaker 10 (14:51):
They started laughing so hard. I'm bright red trying to run.
Speaker 5 (14:56):
To the other side of the room.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
To turn off the video, and so I howled with ob.
Speaker 10 (15:00):
A sixth seventh and I, oh, yeah, it was.
Speaker 11 (15:04):
It was so embarrassing, you know what, Tyler, what was funny?
It was not what they said was your reaction. Yeah,
the inter fact you were knocking over tables and chanced
trying to get to the video. That's pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
All right, you hold on a second, and let's go
to Inverness Michelle.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Good morning, Hi Johnny, how are you good? I said
it right? Is Inverness or in Burness?
Speaker 12 (15:27):
Inverness?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Inverness? All right, let's hear it. True story happened to me.
Speaker 13 (15:30):
Okay, all right, So back in twenty ten, my husband
and I were on our motorcycle. We had to go
down to the Sarasota area for our party savers because
this was before medical marijuana.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Oh so y'all, y'all, y'all went to Sarrisota get some weed. Yes, okay, yes, okay.
Speaker 7 (15:48):
So we go down, we have fun with our friends
all day.
Speaker 13 (15:51):
We're on our way back with our party favors, and
this little girl didn't know how to drive.
Speaker 12 (15:55):
And she hit us ooh on the interstate. We were
on the INTERSEC, and but fortunately we were all, okay,
you're not my husband and I. But while they were
the cop and everybody was attending to me on these
on the highway, my husband went up to the Highway
patrol guy and said, hey, you know, we've been traveling
all day. It looks like you're going to have to
tow the motorcycle, so can you help me take off
(16:15):
the saddlebacks because it has our personal stuff in it.
And the SHP.
Speaker 13 (16:20):
Proceeded to help my husband pick up the bike, take
off the saddle bags that had our you.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Know, party favors, you're in marijuana.
Speaker 13 (16:30):
To my husband and my husband got in the ambulance
with me and they drove us to the hospital and
my brother met my husband at the er, handed them
best saddlebacks and we went.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
And treated, you know, And that is what year was this?
Speaker 13 (16:47):
Ten?
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Yeah, lucky you and your husband's y'all love some weed.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Because the first thing was not hey make sure, hey,
I need a saddle back.
Speaker 7 (16:58):
He knew, He.
Speaker 13 (16:58):
Said, they could tend her, don't worry about her, just get.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
I ain't because if they find themselves are gonna be
some charges. He asked them.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
He knew it was weed in the bag and asked them,
can you help me get this saddle bag off?
Speaker 13 (17:12):
Oh heck yeah, he knew exactly what was in there.
Speaker 7 (17:15):
He knew that was our you know, no, I've never
been after that accident.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
You know, I've never been one to transport, as you say,
party favors. But it must have been wrapped up pretty
tight because weed has a distinctive smith.
Speaker 13 (17:28):
Yeah, but it was, it was, you know, and they
were in the hard saddle.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Back we had.
Speaker 13 (17:33):
They were like Suitcasesamn.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
How much we did y'all pick up?
Speaker 12 (17:36):
Girl?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Goodness? Well, you know y'all are distributed. You know, y'all
selling it. You know y'all selling us stuff? Are you?
You know you were selling it? Four oh seven now
one nine one O six seven eight seven seven now
one nine one O six seven Round two two stories
happened to me four tickets and pit passes The Monster
(17:58):
Jam coming up this weekend Atkevin will stay and FOG's
gonna go go away. Sunny skies are expected. True story
happened to me. Four tickets and pit passes, the Monster Jam.
Let's hit on in and go to Kasimi and talk
to Amanda. Hey, Amanda, Hi, good morning.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
You're still nervous a little bit. Is your first time
talking on the radio.
Speaker 9 (18:19):
It's this second.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Oh second, what you've done. If this is the second time,
you'll be all right.
Speaker 9 (18:23):
It's been a very long time.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Okay, all right, well tell this true story happened to me?
What happened?
Speaker 10 (18:28):
All right?
Speaker 9 (18:28):
So my husband and I were on this road trip
and we were leaving Ashville to go back.
Speaker 7 (18:33):
To Tarokee and our cheep.
Speaker 9 (18:35):
Okay, with our bike rack on the back of our jeep.
But I'm really nervous about the bike rack all the time,
so I'm keeking in the rear view and next thing
I know, I look up in the bike rack and
the bikes for sliding down the highway. Oh no, no, yeah,
So we freak out. There's cars swerving all over the place,
and a cop pulls up, doesn't say anything, grabs a
wrap with.
Speaker 13 (18:55):
My husband, moves it to the side of the road
and just leave.
Speaker 9 (18:59):
So were image we Ashville and Cherokee, and we're like
what do we do? And this bumb walked out of
nowhere from the bushes and goes I can fix that,
runs back with this weird pin, puts that on on
the puts the back on the cheek with my husband,
and we're all set, and I'm like, what the heck
k happen?
Speaker 12 (19:17):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (19:17):
You did give him some money, didn't you.
Speaker 7 (19:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (19:20):
I was the car we won like a lot of
money at the casino. So I threw him a couple
of hundred dollars and he grabbed his bike and walked off.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
He came out of the woods.
Speaker 9 (19:29):
He came out of the woods on the side of
the road with his bicycle.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
That was your guardian.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Anything I can fix that. And then he came out
with a tool. Ninety ago she called him a bomb.
Now she's like, he's a guardian.
Speaker 9 (19:41):
Yes, and we still to this day use it as
our pen on the bicycle.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Back, why you call him a bomb?
Speaker 9 (19:50):
He came out of the woods, right, Some people could
have been hiking camping. He definitely wasn't hiking. There were
times to everything back, Harry.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Yeah, he's an unhoused person. Right, He's not a bum.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
No, he's a guardian angel, no mad, a.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Mountain man came out in the wood. You said all
that stuff, now, man, but the first thing you said,
we as guardian. Yes, hey, ain't just coming all forms
on earth. He was just happened to be a bum.
Speaker 12 (20:26):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
You hold on, you did great on the ear.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
I'm just saying, in future retellings of the story, you
don't call him the bomb.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
That's all I'm.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Saying had a tool b from from delay. Hey Karen,
Hey Johnny, A true story happened to me.
Speaker 7 (20:45):
All right, I'm kind of nervous to tell the story,
but I will do my back.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
We got you, We're here for you, all right.
Speaker 7 (20:51):
So back when I was in college, I met this guy,
like kind of through mutual friends, and he and I
had this like relationship, well really a situationship, if you
want to call it that. And one day I finally
get him. I say, hey, why don't you come spend
the day with me at my dorm. It was the weekend.
We can hang out, we can watch movies, we can
do whatever. And he said, okay, cool. And then the
(21:15):
day comes and he literally ghosts me, like I'm like
texting him, I'm calling him nothing. So I go down
to my friend's room at the end of the hall
and I said, girl, he is not calling me back.
He's not texting me back. What is going on. She's like,
give me the phone, And so we put him on
speaker and we call him again and a girl answers
(21:36):
and I said who is this? And she goes, I'm
so and so his girlfriend, who is this? And I said,
this is who I thought was his girlfriend. And she's like,
what do you mean? And I told her, well, girl,
he's in a situationship with me. You know, we're you know,
And she's like, I don't believe you. People have been
(21:58):
telling me this story, right several times. I don't believe Yeah.
She was like a rider died. I don't believe you.
Blah blah blah. You're just lying if you want him,
And I said, put him on the phone, and so
he got on the phone and I said what are
you doing? And like he of course was like, you're crazy.
(22:18):
Don't talk to me. And because we had mutual friends,
I found out later on they had a shotgun wedding
him and the young lady. Yeah, with the young same girl.
They had a shotgun wedding, pregnant and yep, oh my goodness.
And then after that they got divorced a couple of
(22:39):
years later.
Speaker 5 (22:40):
Wow, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Now you said you said yourself you were in a situationship, okay,
which meant that you guys would both open to see
other people.
Speaker 7 (22:50):
Correct, No, I just meant we were. We weren't. We
didn't have a title, but we were like going to
the movies and stuff.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
So my thing is if you knew that, why you
blow up the spot. Oh you're mad, Oh you're okay.
So you're mad because he stood stood up on the day,
didn't show up. Okay, I got you, Yeah, I got okay.
That makes sense. Sound was like, well you know what
it was. You can't get mad if you know what
it was. All right, you hold up?
Speaker 3 (23:20):
All right.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Here's we have. We have Tyler first day of school.
He talked to kids about lesbians and acting. Michelle. Michelle,
her husband went on a weed run, so I didn't
come back. Can't sell massive them mount of marijuana. You
have Amanda who was traveling her bike rack fell off
and a bump came out of the woods, and number
three to help them. And then you have Karen, who
found out she was a side chick because her boyfriend's
(23:43):
girlfriend told him.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
That is four.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
So on the counter three, there's some good ones here.
Counter three, hold up some fingers one, two, three?
Speaker 3 (23:56):
You got that? Okay?
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Alrighty uh, Amanda, congratulations, you're the winner. Brian has some
advice for you the next time you tell your story.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
I was just saying, maybe in future telling the story,
you changed the term bomb because now you know he
was a good dude.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
I mean, bombs could be good people.
Speaker 7 (24:17):
And so they could be good people.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
I didn't say that right back on you.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
On that one. Bums could be good people.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
I understand that, but you changed, you changed your terminology
after you found out he helped you, which makes it
sound like he was a bum up until he could
help me.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
He was just a homeless dude homes Now, when you
that's all I know you. I mean, you could tell
it however you want.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
I'm just saying it makes it sound bad when he
was a bum and then he was your guardian angel
in the same story.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Now, Amanda, when you when you broke him off the
three hundred dollars, did his eyes light up like thank you,
thank you, it's like a bye.
Speaker 9 (24:54):
He was just like all right and walked off in
this like he really emotion. It was really weird. It
was like him and the cops that weren't really there
or present, like in a Guardian Angels type setting. It
was really interesting.
Speaker 13 (25:08):
I will have to say that, or it was just
my anxiety.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Who knows, this might have been just an angel there
to help you and send you on your way. And
then you got home safely. Wow, exactly all right, we
got four tickets and four passes the Monster Dams coming
up Campellworld Stadium this weekend.
Speaker 7 (25:22):
Okay, cool, thank you.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
All right, hold on, we'll get some information on you.
Right what you got girl.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
There's a little petition going around about Nicki minaj I
don't think about it.
Is what we're gonna get up too close to eighty
fifty nine right now. What has been really nice, man,
I mean really nice. But month was Sunday, Monday is
gonna be eighty to forty or yeah, Sunday.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Is going to be hot like in the eighties, and
way on Monday morning it's gonna be cold.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
That's that stuff to get you sick, right, yeah, because
we I mean we haven't talked about it yet, but
it's a major flu thing going on, yeah right now.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Not that the weather has something to do with the flu.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I don't think so. People just still believe that one
has to do it.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
If your hair's wet, it's cold outside, and you ain't
got no shoes on you, Yeah, all of a sudden
you got the flu.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
That's how you get the super flu. Yes, that's that
new flu is coming out there, Brian. They found a
pole that says, every time you go to the store,
what is it you buy?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yeah, they did a survey and they ask people what
they buy every time you go to the store. So
it's kind of what you feel like every time you're
in the store, no matter what you leave with this yes, yeah,
and it was really basic stuff milk was on their vegetables.
You're really healthy if that's you. Uh, snacks, caffeinated drinks.
Every time you go into the store, you leave with
something that was funny.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I mean, we have a meeting every morning and we
throw out ideas and Brian through this now and I
didn't read what was on the list.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah, and then I wrote my list.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Yes, eggs every time, Yes, really.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Yes, eggs. Eggs.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I have eggs on the list. Watered water is on
my list. Grapes I love grapes. Grapes, grapes every time
she goes. Yes, grapes every single time. Because there's two types.
You get the good ones and then you buy back
and they're bad. You're like, oh man, onions, you buy onions,
you use that many onions.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Every time.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
And seasoning.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I have probably no joke at least in my in
my pantry at least forty different types of seasons.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
I do like a good season, especially when you see one.
They're like Chipotle orange.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
And Yellowstone came out of the line of season yellow
season only.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Crap I have three different types of paprika. Wow.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
And I'm not a shell. I am not a shell,
but I can season meat. Yeah, uh so ice cream.
Every single time I leave the store, it's with something product.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I had to stop that, man. Ice Cream is my
is my weakness. So if you buy the Big.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Boy ice cream sandwiches, but yeah, the junior, the minis,
they're only one hundred and ten calories each.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I used to get the big balls, of course, but
if you got the minis are one hundred and ten calories.
Now it's gonna make you mad the first few times
you eat it because you're like, what the hell is
where's the rest?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
What is this?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
But it does help whenever you're trying to, you know,
be somewhat healthy. But ice cream is my weakness. They're
always on a bulgo. Always always there's I go down
the ice cream aisle and I find out which one's bobo,
and that's the one I get every single time. And
then I would say for me, like you with seasoning,
it's me with sauce sauce. Yeah, if there is a
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new sauce of some sort or a sauce I haven't tried,
I'm buying it. And then publics now they have that
local section, so it's like Florida based sauces and spices in.
Oh yeah, it's an end cap in my publics where
is a uh the meat department, okay, And so you
walk by it and I'm like, Florida's like they make
these here. I want to try that. So I buy
sauces no matter what, every time. And another marinates that
(03:19):
she said sauce I have. Probably if there's a new marinate,
I'll get it. I will buy.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I got Hawaiian karaokee. I don't cook, so marinate and
in season is the best you don't get from me.
The meat will taste good because like right now, I
got some pork chops marion nate and some terioki. When
it comes out, I throw some of that season, stick
it in the oven, boom cooked.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Now that I mentioned that too, I feel like salad
dressing is something I buy every time.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
Every time.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I've got so many.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
It's like a damn salad bar in my I have
every dressing you can imagine.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Always on the bogo, always, and there's always someone.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
How often do you guys make something with salad dress me?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
I think twice a week.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yeah, we salad. We saw sounds with a lot of
our dinners. Yeah, But I mean when I see it,
Tuscan Italian. Let me get that three cheese Italian, let
me get that creamy? What are you talking about? So
I have everything. My wife tells me all the time. Seriously,
stop with the salad dressing.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yeah, yeah, I got one as low calor I get
in here.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
I honestly, I don't buy something every single time, And
if anything gets milk, that's it. Really, that's it. I swear.
I'm like everything you've've been naming, I'm like, what do
I buy religiously like all the time time, I know,
but I'm always just like.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Milk is like every third or fourth time. Really, we
don't use the week.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Yeah, so obviously we do a lot of cereal. Yeah,
but I don't. Yeah, I don't know. I'm just so
sick of wasting things that I can't just let it
sit there because then it's going to be.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yeah, we'll see like the things like like the eggs,
I mean, the kid eats eggs like like crazy. Yeah,
the season that it doesn't go back, Yeah, let's see
marinates are using.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
I know, but I don't cook that much really, you know,
because like now if I cook, it's like either we
got to eat it all that day because then I
don't have the kids again or it goes aways.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
So, like I said, I'm not a good cook, but
I will marinate and season the hell out of some meat.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
That's my thing.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
And I find joy and buying these things, like the
salad dressings.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
I walked down and I'm.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Like, my sister came to visit and she was gonna
cook and she goes, wow, I you you got everything.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
I'm like, well, yes, I do. Any seasoning you watch,
we have a cabinet full of them. And then the
pantry shelf as well.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Dang, I have shelves in the pantry that goes up
like a like you know how they have in nightclubs,
how they have like bottles.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Yeah, my wife fought one of those. I'll take a
picture of mine.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
And show you I have to man, and then I'll
go in AND's like, ain't no new seasoner, Well damn, well,
just give me some onion salt.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
You can't go wrong with a buttery steakhouse kick wrong
with that one.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Hey, look right now, they have garlic season salt bogo
and I got them and it's a big and I
cant h into my house, like I ain't want them
that damn big Hey, I got them?
Speaker 6 (06:14):
Yeah, you got enough? I mean, is there ever enough
until that new one comes out? Butter regards here, We
want to find out from you.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
What is something you buy from the store every single
time that you go. They said, vegetables, eggs, meat, snacks,
caffeinated drinks. What is on your list every time you
go to the store, you gotta get it? Four O
seven now one nine one on six seven eight seven
seven nine one nine one on six seven X mobile
four one on sixty.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Seven live stream social media, we were there from you.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Every time you go to the store, you pick up
what you didn't want it, but you pick it up anyway.
We want to see if you can add on to
that list. When we get back on Johnny's House, Cloud's
gonna come in. Then they're gonna go, and it's gonna
be sunny today, felling close to eighty. You want to
find out every time you go to the store, you're
always in up buying this. You gotta have it. Whatever
you don't need it, you got to get it. From Orlando, Kevin,
(07:05):
what's up Kevin?
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Hey, good morning guys. How's everybody happy New Year?
Speaker 3 (07:11):
All right?
Speaker 5 (07:12):
I think Johnny, I told you that that without missing
a beat, my wife said, And before I could even
finish the sentence, she goes seasoning, yes, wait wait wait,
and then she goes, oh, and juice and juice every time,
and juice, the little ice juices zero. Yeah, I pick up.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
I pick up juice.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Love you got. I pick up juice like you pick
up seasoning. I'll go to the store. Of course, you know,
we do the milk, we do the there was the
regular stuff that's in there. Yeah, yeah, dude, I will
go to the store. And honestly, sometimes we don't need anything,
but I need my juice.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
His the thing with the ice, they've been slowly going up.
Used to be a dollar.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Yeah, that's to go up.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
They're about they're up to a dollar twenty five.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Really yeah, yeah, they're.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Up to a dollar twenty five right now.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
And so now I just get the big the one
with the take the twelve innute.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
And but but without fail, man, I'm picking up. I'm
picking up juice like nobody's business.
Speaker 7 (08:20):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Oh yeah, yeah, I get the ice juice. I get
the ice with the lemonade flavor.
Speaker 7 (08:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
You know that's really good. If you're making margarita's that
lemon lime. That's really that's really good. It's already me
and it's and it's got zero you know sugar, so
it works out. But see and juice.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Man, I'm the how many how many how many different
types of seasoning would you say you had?
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Kevin?
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Oh, Man, Well, I just picked up I just picked
up not too long ago.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
I go, I go all over.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
I got a man, dude, I got.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Like three or four different types of paprika, sat smoke.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
You gotta go. You gotta go to Ross or Marshalls. Yeah,
and they they got all.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
The it's huge though, the huge containers of the season.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Yes, you gotta go to the you go to the
back is over there in the house where you just
I'll hang out in that little iron they have.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Yeah, they have a lot of like kitchen ingredients and stuff.
It's shocking.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
We're going to have talking about season.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Enthusiastic about about it.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
From Orlando, Maria, Good morning.
Speaker 7 (09:41):
Good morning, guys. Have Wednesday Wednesday?
Speaker 3 (09:44):
What is it every time you go to store, you
gotta pick up lines?
Speaker 8 (09:48):
And no matter who goes from our house, we always
pick up a bag of limes.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Why lines? What do you cook with it? What do
you what do you do with it?
Speaker 7 (09:57):
Everything? And I don't know if it's because we're a
a household, but we will use it to cook. We
set it on our salads, We top our soups with it.
If you're sick, you do teased with it, like we
have instead of a fruit ball, we have a line bowl.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Really right now, yes, right now? How many lines do
you have in your house?
Speaker 8 (10:16):
So we actually just went to the store recently and
they had to sell so we have probably about twelve
well in centrepore right now.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Twelve lines.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I don't think I have one line in the house.
We do that with lemons, that line, yeah, lemons, yeah, lemon.
You know what, I stopped buying lemon juice because lemon's
starting to get costly.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
I mean, my wife chops them up and puts them
in water and just lets them like sit in the water,
and that's what she drinks. But then we use them
for cooking a lot too. So wow, all right, Maria,
thank you for sharing that.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Thank you guys.
Speaker 7 (10:47):
Having a good one.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Bye bye, twelve women in the house right now from
cosending in the cold, Good morning.
Speaker 9 (10:53):
Good morning, Happy New Years.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
She died Happy New Year to you. You're all excited.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
Nice I am.
Speaker 7 (10:59):
I've had my coffee.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
I see, I see what is it you always got
to pick up?
Speaker 8 (11:03):
Well, if you have to categorize it, there's two things.
For me, we're always going.
Speaker 7 (11:07):
To have to get coffee creamer.
Speaker 8 (11:10):
Yeah, and then for my kids. Absolute pasta pasta is cheap.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
You can get pasta on a bogo and pasta sauce
on a bogo at anytime.
Speaker 8 (11:20):
Well that's the problem. When I walk in, I'll say
I need this and this, and I have to get
one of those little cards that you know you just carry.
It's always full.
Speaker 7 (11:28):
Because I'm a bogo girl, I can't help myself.
Speaker 8 (11:31):
So whatever's there that week is like, I'm going to
bring it out. And I had to start a rule
with the kids if we go to a Walmart Target,
I said, if I can't carry it out, we can't
get it no more card. I have literally taken things in.
Speaker 7 (11:46):
Bags and my kids have helped me take things out
of the store.
Speaker 6 (11:50):
So I so you bed the rules a little bit,
that's right, that's right.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Yeah, you know it's funny. I got some pasta on
a bogo. I got bowtah and then they had many
bow tie. Well, I gotta get it.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
It's absolutely even worse.
Speaker 7 (12:07):
Did you go to Costco? Right?
Speaker 5 (12:09):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
No, stay I stay out of Costco. It's just me
and my kid. There's no reason for us to go
to Costco at all. It's just too much, way too much.
All right, you're holding a secon right what they saying over.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Somebody said, jars of pasta and noodles. Of course, cookies
always leaving with some sort of cookie.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
I stay away from the cookie as. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
And when you walking into public to the bakeries like
right there, and I'm like Karina said Hawaiian bread.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Yeah, stay away from that. I stay away from that.
You know what I started to do and I thought
it was less is that? Get the mini cupcakes?
Speaker 4 (12:41):
The mini cupcakes, it's only a many.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
The same thing with the many ice cream sandwich just
makes you mad.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Rikatora said on the the live stream chips. Chip chips
are a big one for me. I always have chips
in my house.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Things. Those things are just dangerous.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
XL mobile powered by Attorney Dan Newlan interrect need to check.
It's a no brainer. Call Attorney Dan Newland. A lot
of people chiming in on the limes and says, yes,
it must be a Hispanic thing with the limes.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Gotta have some lines.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Let's see, someone said cheese, no matter what, con shredded cheese,
block cheese. Every time they go to the store, they
get cheese. If you wait, you'll find those on a
bogo too. Yeah, yeah sure. And then they said anything
that Kinder's brand. That's the seasoning ken Dads. It's got
a it's got a black like bullhead.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Yes, I've seen it. They make the buttery steakhouse. Yeah, yeah,
I think I have that. I think I have it.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
They make the buttery Steakhoufs. But I guess they make
everything seasoning marinades. They had anything Kinders brand, got locked
that away. Next time I go up in there, that
might be my thing.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Now, all right, if you out in the store and
you buy something, just know that you're not alone.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Ray, what's up girl?
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Allen Taylor Swift was at the Kansas City.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Go Away True Story. It happened to me. We want
to hit those stories.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Four O seven now one nine one O six seven
eight seven seven now one nine one O six seven
got four tickets and four pit passes. The Mons Jam
Campbell World Stadium. This happen than this weekend. If the
phone is ringing, stay on it. We'll try to answer
it after we talk to these two from Orlando.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Tyler, Good morning, Tyler, see good morning. How are you good?
Good Tyler, true story it happened to me.
Speaker 10 (14:17):
So pretty funny story. I am a first year teacher.
I'm a theater teacher out of middle school, okay, and
I'm just easing into the class, maybe two or three days,
and we're learning about improv and I'm thinking, ohod, what
I'm going to teach him?
Speaker 7 (14:31):
So who's better.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Than Amy Polar and Tina Face?
Speaker 5 (14:33):
So I pulled the video. I should have watched it before.
Speaker 10 (14:37):
Pull up the video, show the kids, and about a
minute and a half in Tina say and Amy Polar
on Saturday Night, I'm well, yes, I am a lesbian.
Speaker 7 (14:45):
I'm a lisbian too.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
What did the kids do?
Speaker 7 (14:50):
Dying?
Speaker 10 (14:51):
They started laughing so hard. I'm bright red trying to run.
Speaker 5 (14:56):
To the other side of the room.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
To turn off the video, and so I howled with ob.
Speaker 10 (15:00):
A sixth seventh and I, oh, yeah, it was.
Speaker 11 (15:04):
It was so embarrassing, you know what, Tyler, what was funny?
It was not what they said was your reaction. Yeah,
the inter fact you were knocking over tables and chanced
trying to get to the video. That's pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
All right, you hold on a second, and let's go
to Inverness Michelle.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Good morning, Hi Johnny, how are you good? I said
it right? Is Inverness or in Burness?
Speaker 12 (15:27):
Inverness?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Inverness? All right, let's hear it. True story happened to me.
Speaker 13 (15:30):
Okay, all right, So back in twenty ten, my husband
and I were on our motorcycle. We had to go
down to the Sarasota area for our party savers because
this was before medical marijuana.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Oh so y'all, y'all, y'all went to Sarrisota get some weed. Yes, okay, yes, okay.
Speaker 7 (15:48):
So we go down, we have fun with our friends
all day.
Speaker 13 (15:51):
We're on our way back with our party favors, and
this little girl didn't know how to drive.
Speaker 12 (15:55):
And she hit us ooh on the interstate. We were
on the INTERSEC, and but fortunately we were all, okay,
you're not my husband and I. But while they were
the cop and everybody was attending to me on these
on the highway, my husband went up to the Highway
patrol guy and said, hey, you know, we've been traveling
all day. It looks like you're going to have to
tow the motorcycle, so can you help me take off
(16:15):
the saddlebacks because it has our personal stuff in it.
And the SHP.
Speaker 13 (16:20):
Proceeded to help my husband pick up the bike, take
off the saddle bags that had our you.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Know, party favors, you're in marijuana.
Speaker 13 (16:30):
To my husband and my husband got in the ambulance
with me and they drove us to the hospital and
my brother met my husband at the er, handed them
best saddlebacks and we went.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
And treated, you know, And that is what year was this?
Speaker 13 (16:47):
Ten?
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Yeah, lucky you and your husband's y'all love some weed.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Because the first thing was not hey make sure, hey,
I need a saddle back.
Speaker 7 (16:58):
He knew, He.
Speaker 13 (16:58):
Said, they could tend her, don't worry about her, just get.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
I ain't because if they find themselves are gonna be
some charges. He asked them.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
He knew it was weed in the bag and asked them,
can you help me get this saddle bag off?
Speaker 13 (17:12):
Oh heck yeah, he knew exactly what was in there.
Speaker 7 (17:15):
He knew that was our you know, no, I've never
been after that accident.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
You know, I've never been one to transport, as you say,
party favors. But it must have been wrapped up pretty
tight because weed has a distinctive smith.
Speaker 13 (17:28):
Yeah, but it was, it was, you know, and they
were in the hard saddle.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Back we had.
Speaker 13 (17:33):
They were like Suitcasesamn.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
How much we did y'all pick up?
Speaker 12 (17:36):
Girl?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Goodness? Well, you know y'all are distributed. You know, y'all
selling it. You know y'all selling us stuff? Are you?
You know you were selling it? Four oh seven now
one nine one O six seven eight seven seven now
one nine one O six seven Round two two stories
happened to me four tickets and pit passes The Monster
(17:58):
Jam coming up this weekend Atkevin will stay and FOG's
gonna go go away. Sunny skies are expected. True story
happened to me. Four tickets and pit passes, the Monster Jam.
Let's hit on in and go to Kasimi and talk
to Amanda. Hey, Amanda, Hi, good morning.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
You're still nervous a little bit. Is your first time
talking on the radio.
Speaker 9 (18:19):
It's this second.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Oh second, what you've done. If this is the second time,
you'll be all right.
Speaker 9 (18:23):
It's been a very long time.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Okay, all right, well tell this true story happened to me?
What happened?
Speaker 10 (18:28):
All right?
Speaker 9 (18:28):
So my husband and I were on this road trip
and we were leaving Ashville to go back.
Speaker 7 (18:33):
To Tarokee and our cheep.
Speaker 9 (18:35):
Okay, with our bike rack on the back of our jeep.
But I'm really nervous about the bike rack all the time,
so I'm keeking in the rear view and next thing
I know, I look up in the bike rack and
the bikes for sliding down the highway. Oh no, no, yeah,
So we freak out. There's cars swerving all over the place,
and a cop pulls up, doesn't say anything, grabs a
wrap with.
Speaker 13 (18:55):
My husband, moves it to the side of the road
and just leave.
Speaker 9 (18:59):
So were image we Ashville and Cherokee, and we're like
what do we do? And this bumb walked out of
nowhere from the bushes and goes I can fix that,
runs back with this weird pin, puts that on on
the puts the back on the cheek with my husband,
and we're all set, and I'm like, what the heck
k happen?
Speaker 12 (19:17):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (19:17):
You did give him some money, didn't you.
Speaker 7 (19:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (19:20):
I was the car we won like a lot of
money at the casino. So I threw him a couple
of hundred dollars and he grabbed his bike and walked off.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
He came out of the woods.
Speaker 9 (19:29):
He came out of the woods on the side of
the road with his bicycle.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
That was your guardian.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Anything I can fix that. And then he came out
with a tool. Ninety ago she called him a bomb.
Now she's like, he's a guardian.
Speaker 9 (19:41):
Yes, and we still to this day use it as
our pen on the bicycle.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Back, why you call him a bomb?
Speaker 9 (19:50):
He came out of the woods, right, Some people could
have been hiking camping. He definitely wasn't hiking. There were
times to everything back, Harry.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Yeah, he's an unhoused person. Right, He's not a bum.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
No, he's a guardian angel, no mad, a.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Mountain man came out in the wood. You said all
that stuff, now, man, but the first thing you said,
we as guardian. Yes, hey, ain't just coming all forms
on earth. He was just happened to be a bum.
Speaker 12 (20:26):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
You hold on, you did great on the ear.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
I'm just saying, in future retellings of the story, you
don't call him the bomb.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
That's all I'm.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Saying had a tool b from from delay. Hey Karen,
Hey Johnny, A true story happened to me.
Speaker 7 (20:45):
All right, I'm kind of nervous to tell the story,
but I will do my back.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
We got you, We're here for you, all right.
Speaker 7 (20:51):
So back when I was in college, I met this guy,
like kind of through mutual friends, and he and I
had this like relationship, well really a situationship, if you
want to call it that. And one day I finally
get him. I say, hey, why don't you come spend
the day with me at my dorm. It was the weekend.
We can hang out, we can watch movies, we can
do whatever. And he said, okay, cool. And then the
(21:15):
day comes and he literally ghosts me, like I'm like
texting him, I'm calling him nothing. So I go down
to my friend's room at the end of the hall
and I said, girl, he is not calling me back.
He's not texting me back. What is going on. She's like,
give me the phone, And so we put him on
speaker and we call him again and a girl answers
(21:36):
and I said who is this? And she goes, I'm
so and so his girlfriend, who is this? And I said,
this is who I thought was his girlfriend. And she's like,
what do you mean? And I told her, well, girl,
he's in a situationship with me. You know, we're you know,
And she's like, I don't believe you. People have been
(21:58):
telling me this story, right several times. I don't believe Yeah.
She was like a rider died. I don't believe you.
Blah blah blah. You're just lying if you want him,
And I said, put him on the phone, and so
he got on the phone and I said what are
you doing? And like he of course was like, you're crazy.
(22:18):
Don't talk to me. And because we had mutual friends,
I found out later on they had a shotgun wedding
him and the young lady. Yeah, with the young same girl.
They had a shotgun wedding, pregnant and yep, oh my goodness.
And then after that they got divorced a couple of
(22:39):
years later.
Speaker 5 (22:40):
Wow, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Now you said you said yourself you were in a situationship, okay,
which meant that you guys would both open to see
other people.
Speaker 7 (22:50):
Correct, No, I just meant we were. We weren't. We
didn't have a title, but we were like going to
the movies and stuff.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
So my thing is if you knew that, why you
blow up the spot. Oh you're mad, Oh you're okay.
So you're mad because he stood stood up on the day,
didn't show up. Okay, I got you, Yeah, I got okay.
That makes sense. Sound was like, well you know what
it was. You can't get mad if you know what
it was. All right, you hold up?
Speaker 3 (23:20):
All right.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Here's we have. We have Tyler first day of school.
He talked to kids about lesbians and acting. Michelle. Michelle,
her husband went on a weed run, so I didn't
come back. Can't sell massive them mount of marijuana. You
have Amanda who was traveling her bike rack fell off
and a bump came out of the woods, and number
three to help them. And then you have Karen, who
found out she was a side chick because her boyfriend's
(23:43):
girlfriend told him.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
That is four.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
So on the counter three, there's some good ones here.
Counter three, hold up some fingers one, two, three?
Speaker 3 (23:56):
You got that? Okay?
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Alrighty uh, Amanda, congratulations, you're the winner. Brian has some
advice for you the next time you tell your story.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
I was just saying, maybe in future telling the story,
you changed the term bomb because now you know he
was a good dude.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
I mean, bombs could be good people.
Speaker 7 (24:17):
And so they could be good people.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
I didn't say that right back on you.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
On that one. Bums could be good people.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
I understand that, but you changed, you changed your terminology
after you found out he helped you, which makes it
sound like he was a bum up until he could
help me.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
He was just a homeless dude homes Now, when you
that's all I know you. I mean, you could tell
it however you want.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
I'm just saying it makes it sound bad when he
was a bum and then he was your guardian angel
in the same story.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Now, Amanda, when you when you broke him off the
three hundred dollars, did his eyes light up like thank you,
thank you, it's like a bye.
Speaker 9 (24:54):
He was just like all right and walked off in
this like he really emotion. It was really weird. It
was like him and the cops that weren't really there
or present, like in a Guardian Angels type setting. It
was really interesting.
Speaker 13 (25:08):
I will have to say that, or it was just
my anxiety.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Who knows, this might have been just an angel there
to help you and send you on your way. And
then you got home safely. Wow, exactly all right, we
got four tickets and four passes the Monster Dams coming
up Campellworld Stadium this weekend.
Speaker 7 (25:22):
Okay, cool, thank you.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
All right, hold on, we'll get some information on you.
Right what you got girl.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
There's a little petition going around about Nicki minaj I
don't think about it.
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