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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The way, if you are a volunteer and you said
you're gonna sign up and you're gonna be there today,
we got a lot of families coming in. If you
cannot make it, please email us and let us know
you can't so we can make sure we have enough
people there. Some people will sign it up a volunteer
and then you don't show up, So if you can,
please do so. I saw this on the news last night,
bron I guess you saw it too, About the number
of packages. It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I thought it was what a year, but yeah, no,
two hundred and fifty thousand packages are stolen every day.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Nationwide, not worldwide, nationwide every day. That's a lot. One
hundred and fifty thousand packages. That's crazy. And they showed up.
This was on the on the nightly newscause. Y'all know,
I watched it every night. I'm old school. That's just
how it is. And these people they're on webcams. They're
on webcams, and uh wow, they're on webcams and and
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they don't even know, they don't even they they don't
put a mask on.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
At this point, you know, everyone's filming everything. Yeah, Like
I mean, you have to assume every door seat is
being filmed, and they don't care.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
They don't care. They saw a guy just pull us
come up? Had he like a so and so jersey on?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I saw a video ran off, saw a video of
a car pulled up. A lady got out. Now, she
probably shouldn't have been the one that got out, if
I'm judging on the two, but she did. And she
ran up to the porch. She grabbed the packages and
she started to run off the porch and she fell.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
She fell.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
She actually the story if you find it. She actually
broke her ankle. The other person had to come and
help her back to the car, but she still had
the packages under her arm.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Listen, I'm too much invested now to drop it.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
That is immediate car.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
I am too much invested in this to do so.
So we wanted to find out what is the smallest
and or the largest package that had been stolen two
hundred and fifty two hundred and fifty thousand, thousand every
single day, every single day that we know thated. Somebody
somebody listening right now, has I'm trying to think, I
don't know at my last in my neighborhood, and I
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ain't nobody stealing nothing. I mean that guy had a
TV on this go for two days. I've never had
a package tan either for now.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
If I feel like if you did still for me,
you would be very disappointed. Ninety five percent at least
of my packages are small, meaningless things that I just need.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Like last minute, yeah, I think I was about to
get hit by a porch pirate. And I opened the
front door and he got in his car and drove off.
But that was, like I mentioned the last time, there
was a delivery truck going down the street and they
dropped something off at my door and I looked at it.
But he only got out of his car enough to
be in the grass. Not that he committed to my
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yard that I knew, but I think he was gonna
and I looked at him, and they just I'm like, okay,
that's I live on a on a cult of sack,
so you don't have to turn around and come back right.
Where are you going?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Yeah, we've only had that iPad strolling.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Wow, and you had it on a camera too roll Yeah? Really,
Now what happened when you found that it was kids? Right?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
And now did you take matters in your hands? Or
oh yeah, and they gave it back.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Did you say, hey, give what's our Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:52):
I said, you know, you could get arrested for a
felony since that's over nine hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
At what point did they confess that they did it?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
We saw it in their hands, so there was no
way for that's like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
People shouldn't be criminals. So you just rolled up on
him and said that's ours. Yes, and they didn't even
try to deny it.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Yeah, because I feel like they're like, oh.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Gig is up? Shut up, ol lady.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yeah, I don't care.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
You know, this is a felony. Oh here you go. Wow.
I wouldn't find out what's the biggest or the smallest
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us the biggest and the smallest thing that was ever stolen?
Two hundred and fifty thousand packages a day nationwide are
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tell us the largest the smallest package have been stolen
from you? Two hundred and fifty thousand packages We want
to eat stories to call some Johnny's House partly sunny today.
Roughly two hundred and fifty thousand packages are stolen nationwide
every single day, and we want to find out from you.
What is the biggest or the smallest thing is someone
has a porch pirate has stolen from you. And we
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tell you this because we want you to be careful.
Out there is your packages, you spend, you spend your
money on it, and there's people driving by to pick
them up. Got a four pack of tickets to the
Creola Experience. You know it's probably be rough for as
an apartment. Yeah, oh yeah, because you just walk back
you can kick it. Yeah. I mean you're at it
on video a lot.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
But at the same time, like the office gets annoyed
because they don't want you to have all your packages
down deliver to the office as well.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
And that's what everybody does. And they're like, oh, I
can't hold your package. The next thing you know, it
shows it's delivered and it's not there. Now you're mad
at your neighbors because you know, you know it's that
one neighbor. You don't trust it to your package. Four
pack of tickets rail experience. The biggest, smallest thing someone
has stolen Drew from Orlando? What up Drew?
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Oh Johnny's house?
Speaker 6 (04:59):
Guys?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
How you doing it? All right? You're doing great? All right?
Big and smalls? What was it?
Speaker 5 (05:04):
I had two forty pounds bags of cat litter in
a box stolen and it was something that that's eighty
pounds that someone came up to my door and took away.
It was the gentleman that took it because we got
on a cam. It was in okay shape. But when
they lifted that thing up there like oh man, this
is heavy.
Speaker 7 (05:21):
So still took off with it.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
I know.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
So once they picked it up, they didn't just say
on to the next one. They took it.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
Nope, they took it eighty pounds.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Was it marked so they knew what it was?
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Or no, no, it was not.
Speaker 8 (05:33):
It was not marked.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Oh, so they probably thought, ooh, it got me some
good stuff. See, it was kind of it was kind
of a solid heavy, so I would think of what
is solid that head? Would, I mean any kind of
furniture anything? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (05:47):
Good, I had two boxes of them there. So there
was a total of four bags of eighty of forty
pound cat litter and they only took the one box.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:00):
For the second.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
I'm good, I'm good. Whatever it is it that I'll
just I'll just take one. I'm not that bad of
a person, are you You hold on one second? There?
From Saint Cloud Rawhani, what's up, RAHANEI Hey, good.
Speaker 9 (06:13):
Morning Tony's house.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Are you guys good?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
You're you're always in a good mood. Why is that?
Speaker 10 (06:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
You told me.
Speaker 9 (06:20):
I guess because I'm going to be retiring soon and
two more weeks, two weeks.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Not only it's going to be after you're retiring.
Speaker 9 (06:29):
Yes, after thirty eight years at the postal service.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Wow? Yeah, what what are we gonna do without your
daily phone calls?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Listen?
Speaker 11 (06:38):
I might have to set my alarms tack to get
up a body you.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Guys, No, no, no, stay sleep, I mean he could
sleep till like eight thirty, sleeping, sleeping, all right, don't
do it every day like every now and then I will.
Speaker 9 (06:50):
I will do it every day. No, sometimes I get
up early and I'll call you. I like listening to
Brian all his crazy stories.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yeah that's crazy. Hey, he's on in the afternoon on
Magic Call.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Right.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Wait at three o'clock after you hit.
Speaker 9 (07:01):
Me, I don't I know that I do with you,
but you.
Speaker 11 (07:05):
Never picked up the phone.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
I know, I know. I'm terrible about answering Brian and
she calls in her numbers unknown, she blocks. Why do
you block your number when you call us?
Speaker 6 (07:15):
I don't block my number.
Speaker 11 (07:17):
My number, I never blass.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
My number is blocked right now. That's why I don't answer,
because I don't answer unknown phone call. Yes it is unknown.
Speaker 9 (07:24):
Oh no, you have to call you off my other phone,
because this is my worst phone, and I have my
personal phone, so maybe my personal phone will come up.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I'm trying to avoid boy bill collector. That's why I
don't be answering the phone. How are you gonna what
are you gonna?
Speaker 11 (07:35):
No, No, you just you just don't want to pick
up my call.
Speaker 9 (07:38):
You probably say, oh shoo, honey calling again.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
I would never never. What are you gonna do? What
are you gonna do in your retirement? What are you
gonna do?
Speaker 9 (07:47):
Actually? I had two interviews, one with jay Lord Palms
to work get part time as the keyholder.
Speaker 11 (07:53):
Nice.
Speaker 9 (07:54):
And I have another interview with Holiday in Vacation Club.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Look at you nothing doing nothing, it's not in the picture.
Not doing anything. You've worked with thirty eight?
Speaker 11 (08:04):
Yeah, part time.
Speaker 9 (08:06):
And then I have I have two grandsons that I'm
gonna help take care of, you know, one or two
and one is seven? Ok Yeah, if I want to win,
thow Crayola Crayola tickets for them.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Okay, she calls, she calls out of necessity, Yeah, she said,
Oh you know what, I got a story. So, Na, Rahane,
what did they try to steal?
Speaker 7 (08:23):
Oh my god?
Speaker 9 (08:24):
I had ordered one of those. It wasn't an iPhone, John,
It was an iPod that media player years ago, like
the hottest thing. Yes, and I ordered one for my
son for Christmas and it was delivered. Now, mind you,
I lived in an ho a private gated community and
everything back then there was no cameras or nothing. They
delivered it never got the package. I called and told
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them that, and then I said, oh my god, I
needed any time for Christmas. So they ended up credit
credit my account and then I ended up going to
Best Buy to buy it just to have it in
time for my son.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
For first one man, But you think though before, you know,
before everything you can find on online. If you missed
the package, you would call them, And they had to
wait till the driver came in at the end of
the day and then she will call you back tomorrow.
We'll investigate. We'll investigate. They said, they're gonna call me
tomorrow or honey, you hold on a second, You hold
on a second. Daniell Ever won a part. Good morning,
good morning.
Speaker 10 (09:15):
How are you guys?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Good good? What is the what is somebody steal from me?
Speaker 10 (09:19):
So my mom, this is at her house. She had
a package delivered that was like some type of like
small kitchen gadget. Okay, but when they came up to
get the package, they actually stole one of her garden gnomes.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
They were like, they were like, we weren't coming for that,
but I think I like you.
Speaker 10 (09:41):
Yeah, like they picked like you could see on the camera,
they picked up the package, looked at it, put it
back and then took off with one of them. I'm like, well,
I guess they didn't want that certain gadget they.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Left the package. It's like that meme that uh the
names go around with a Denzel. I'm gonna be hear
with something right. I'm not gonna leave here with something tonight.
I'm gonna leave here with something right. What they're saying.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Let's see here, somebody did say that they used the
Lyftmaster garage opener just because they just don't want to
risk it anymore with all those packages that are being
stamped are taken.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Mm hmm right, be what they said.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
XL Mobile Power by Attorney Dan Newlan interrect need to
check it's a no brander called Attorney Dan Nula. Someone
said someone stole a package of five dollars USB cables.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Oh, I mean it's five bucks.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Yeah, someone else had their kids drum sets stolen, but
it was the driver and actually took a picture of
it and then picked it back up like they were leaving,
and they got it. They investigated and they found it.
And then someone said they ordered the sticky boobies. That's
the brawl that sticks to you. Yeah, then someone stole.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
It you're gonna do that, Rahani, because you want them
for your grandkids. We're gonna hook you up four pack
of tickets to the Crayola Experience ray and then partly sunny.
Seventy seventy four is a high. It is fifty seven
right now. True story, It happened to me. You got
some tickets to the cheese at Centers that's coming up
on New Year's Eve, Michigan versus the Texas University of
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Michigan's University of Texas, and it's going to be right
here in Orlando. But we got to hear your true story.
It happened to me from Orlando, Olivia. Good morning, Hello,
And how old are you, Olivia? Twelve years old? You
already got a true story. It happened to me already
at twelve, Yes, ma'am, all right, So what happened?
Speaker 11 (11:24):
It happened recently November. We were playing volleyball and someone.
Speaker 8 (11:27):
Did like a really bad serf and I was going to.
Speaker 11 (11:29):
Get the boss we could continue playing, and out of
the blue, kid decided to kick the ball. He missed
the ball, he kicked my ankle and he broke my
ankle and I had to go get surgery done December?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Are you serious? Wow?
Speaker 11 (11:45):
He and he also the thing that also made me
really upset too, because he didn't say sorry, and he
just laughed in my face.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Yeah, boys are stupid. So did your parents sue his
parents to make him pay for your medical bills?
Speaker 10 (11:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Right, I would? Wow? Wow? And how are you? Are
you walking with olymp now you're just starting to rehab?
Speaker 11 (12:07):
No, I got a cast and I got crushes underneath
singing and any wheeling?
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Now were you just watching volleyball?
Speaker 10 (12:14):
Were you playing playing?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Oh? So it ended your season?
Speaker 11 (12:20):
No, I'm not, I'm the volleyball. This is I didn't
make it.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Oh, well you could have left that part, Olivia.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Because we get a good attorney'll play that up. Yeah,
crushed your Olympic dream like he was on your way
to the Olympic.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yes, Olivia's like, okay, that's these jokes are going.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
This kind of derailed your Olympic dreams, which is worth
more money in court.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
I'm not an attorney. I'm just guessing. Steve. Good morning, Hey,
good morning, good morning a Steve. Thank you for the love, bro.
All right, true story happening to me is awesome.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
Oh this is going to take you back.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
So this is from nineteen eighty eight.
Speaker 6 (12:56):
My mom, nurse, had just gotten her brand new Osiel.
Yeah yeah, so she worked for a long time she
got and didn't even have it, not even a year.
And I had just gotten my license, and I'm bag, hey,
can I buy that car? Can I buy the car?
You know how you get it? Of course, you get
your license, And so she's like, boy, don't crash my car. Yo,
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no mo, my god, time I got this. So driving
and I thought I could beat the light and I
couldn't beat the light and I ended up keep going
in another car. So so my day is already. I'm like,
my life is over.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
This is horrible.
Speaker 6 (13:34):
So they told the car and they take me to
the tow yard and I forgot something in the car,
so I went behind the building to where the car
was to get it out, not realizing, hey, I'm in
a junkyard and what are you having? A junkyard? Junkyard
dog all comes running out of nowhere, and I'm like
scared to death. I just start running not looking, and
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there's a fence behind me, so I just hurdle the fence,
not realizing they're the twelve would drop on the other side,
and I go smacking to the hood of a car,
into the hoods, the windshields. So now I'm not only
respond now I'm not on the responsible for my mom's
car to sew the car.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
My heart is racing.
Speaker 6 (14:16):
I'm thinking my leggings broke, and it was just like
in the movies because I'm a bigger guy. So the
hood and the roof just came in and I come
stumbling out from behind the fence like limping, and I
walked to the front and here's my mom standing there
just looking at me. And now I have to tell
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you I just wrecked another car too.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
If i'd your mama like, you know what, I'm just
gonna leave you here about it. I'm thought about it. Wow,
good story, all right? Four O seven now one nine
one O six seven eight seven seven now one nine
one o six seven. The Cheese and Centers Bowl New
Year's Eve, Michigan versus Texas. You want to go we
we need to hear your true story. It happened to me.
(15:02):
Round two is up today. True story. It happened to me.
We're gonna hook somebody up with some tickets. Check out
the cheese at Centris Bowl Michigan versus Texas on New
Year's Eve. We're gonna start off something like we never
normally do. We was about to go Robert, they hung it.
Oh yeah, hung all right, let's go talk to uh
Chrissy from Castleburry. Hey Chrissy, Hi, all right? What happened?
True story happened to me?
Speaker 8 (15:24):
Okay, so this is for my daughter?
Speaker 11 (15:26):
Does that work? This Saturday?
Speaker 8 (15:28):
She was graduating from ucup at nine am, and she
called me at seven twenty am hysterically because she went
out to her car and her car was gone.
Speaker 7 (15:37):
To get in the car.
Speaker 11 (15:40):
Well, yeah, I ended up.
Speaker 8 (15:41):
Calling nine one one one okay, and that's what.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
You do, you know the cars because someone stole it?
Speaker 11 (15:48):
Yes, thought, yeah, yeah exactly.
Speaker 8 (15:51):
So anyway, her car got toad and the nine one
one operator was able to give us the information. We
went to We were able to get the car from
the toe company and she barely made it, but she
was able to graduate at niney I'm on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Wow for work, not for me? Wow? Talking about stress?
Speaker 6 (16:10):
Man.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
All right, you hold on now we're about to go wrong,
be about to go roll. I like exceled, don't who's
this Jennifer Hannahfer. How are you doing, Hannahfer?
Speaker 8 (16:22):
Jennifer good?
Speaker 1 (16:23):
So are you all right, Jennifer? You sound a little scared.
All right, No, I'm good. You sure you're on the
air right now. Everybody's listening to you.
Speaker 7 (16:31):
Yes, okay?
Speaker 1 (16:32):
What's it?
Speaker 7 (16:32):
You from Orlando?
Speaker 1 (16:34):
All right? True story happening? What happened, Jennifer?
Speaker 6 (16:37):
So?
Speaker 11 (16:38):
I worked for.
Speaker 7 (16:39):
A local scene park and a couple of weeks ago
we had Lindsay Lohan dining in in one of the
restaurants on our work list, and I, long story short,
I ended up getting a hug from Lindsay Lohan.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
What's she like?
Speaker 7 (16:58):
She spoke pretty good?
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Why did she give you a hug? Your service was
just that good?
Speaker 7 (17:03):
No, so it's a long story.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Oh right, we got that on time. That's okay, that's
okay with Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (17:08):
So we just she ended up and going to a
place around there and I bumped into her so and
yeah she hit me hugged.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Oh okay, all right, all right, you hold on. We
got to get the wheel out on this car. These
stories are were fascinating. We can't even pick if he
tried to. We have Steve who crashed his car then
went to break into the car at the car lot,
and he got chased by a dog, jumped the fence
and crashed another car because he's a big dude. We
have Olivia who was in Peh some guy kicked in
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the leg and she just had surgery because she was
trying to get the ball. We have Chrissy whose daughter
was gonna graduate UCF. A car was told got there
in just a nick of time. And Jennifer number four
got a hooked. But from Lindsay Lohan. These are some
fascinating stories today. All right, Brian, if you're gonna tell
me which one it is, let's spend the wheel. The
will is a free into mind because I'm gonna need
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it on Friday.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
It's not a friend of yours, Alighty.
Speaker 10 (18:04):
And it is.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
All right. Number one. Steve, congratulations, Hey you, thank you
your story. One you got yourself prepair tickets to the
twenty twenty five cheese at Centris Bowl on New Year's Eve,
Michigan versus Texas. You are going. Thank you.
Speaker 6 (18:25):
I appreciate you guys all.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Hey, thank you for sharing the story and thank you
for listening. Hold on, we'll get some information.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Misery SNL getting in trouble for using