FRIDAY 10-11-24

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wake Up, Up, Dars, Wake up.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
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(00:38):
this show isn't it? Hey man, what's happening? Good morning? Well,
if you didn't know, you're gonna know if you go
on the social media this morning. The sky turned pink

(00:59):
and purple last night, and everyone has posted about it. Yeah,
it's I have it for my neighbors, every neighbor.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
It's the same goddamn picture over the same goddamn mouse.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yeah it's the northern lights. Yes it's neat, but it's everybody.
I woke up this morning and I'm like, I'm not kidding.
I must have saw it one hundred and fifty times.
It's the same picture. It's someone taking a picture over
the roof. Yeah it is just the sky, Like all right, god,
I mean, I guess it's kind of cool.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Like I didn't care enough that I got home from
last night. I when I went to wife for a
little bit and I see the pictures. Now, I easily
could have I don't know, put a pair of pants
on water outside and looked at it, and I didn't.
I was like, the northern lights are happening. I'm always like,
oh okay. Then just when I out and did our business,
yeah it looked neat.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
I get it. I mean, I guess, yeah, it was cool.
But everybody put up a picture of Yeah, it's like
that first day back to school that those first couple
of days. Man, everybody's ugly kids are just on their
porch with that stupid chalkboard saying this is my grain.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Look man, I'm gonna go look at my ugly kid.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah, impressed me.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Take a picture of your kid's first day of school
with the northern lights behind it.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Now, now that's a picture.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
That's good. That's a picture. Had to get that one. Well,
it's like what makes them? I was like, I think
it's gas, And then I just went back to sleep aliens.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
I don't know what makes the northern lights? Are we
too close to it? Wow?

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (02:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Did I miss something? I can only see one every years.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
I don't think it happens a lot. Okay, I'll never
see it. It doesn't happen like where we can see
it down here. I don't know, man, Yeah, I don't
want to tell you. Yeah, it was neat. Yeah, I
don't know. It's it's it's some clouds and they were
pink and purple.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
There's a meteor shower and you go out there expecting
to see I don't know, meteors hit Well, dude.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Remember last year we had the total eclipse, right do
So there, me and my my little guy are on
the driveway and what a waste. It was cloudy, so
we couldn't see anything. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
The only thing it's so you can't look at it
because it's so bright, which I call BS two by
the way, Well, it's just it is very bright, but
you're staring at the sun. That's you're staring at the sun. Yeah,
but then so so sun's bright at anytime. So now
I got I think they gave my little guy a
half day to go home to watch it, and now
we're watching it and then clouds come over, so we missed.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
The whole thing. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Now, this guy put one up on the Northern Lights.
But it has a I don't think this is legit.
It has a Yankees logo in the.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Middle of it. All Right, I saw another guy. I
saw two which made me laugh, and this is this
is gonna be a throwback. Both of these are gonna
be throwbacks. One was the Northern Lights clouds and Harambe
was there in the clouds. The other one was remember
during COVID the guy who sat on the bed with

(03:44):
the big dong and he would send it to your friends.
It was him and the clouds. Yeah. Okay, now this guy,
I like this.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
He took a picture with his a selfie with his
family and the Northern Lights are behind it.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Okay, okay, I kind of I got that a little bit.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Like if that was with you, I'd be like, listen,
position and I'm gonna pull out my ball and I
want you to take a picture of my balls behind it.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
I now know how many of my friends their gutter
systems work, because it's the it's the it's the the
peak of the roof as they're taking the picture.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Yeah, yeah, boy, it's everywhere, Yeah, everywhere, it's everybody. It's
the same Come, it's the same picture, okay, everybody. Uh,
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(05:46):
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Speaker 3 (05:49):
Yeah, I saw pictures, man, to see an entire neighborhood
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know how you've never had to do this, man, I
give your wife so much credit. I think your wife's
are equally awesome, But your wife is awesome when it
comes to like this stuff.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah, my wife is awesome at everything and I love
her tot death. She's the best woman in the world.
Family pictures, yeah, bro, it's come up again.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
Man, and I thought we were past all this with
the with the age of the digit. I don't know
the cameras, the phones that we have. Everything is a
picture now. You used to do pictures and school pictures
because you didn't have a camera and Grandmam wanted a picture.
And your aunt's got pictures the five x sevens of
the kid like you never got roped in school school pictures. No,

(10:17):
I'm talking about family pictures. Like you know, everyone's got
to do them on the beach, okay, everyone, everyone's you're
you're in an old pickup truck in the woods.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
It's never it's never natural.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
It doesn't feel organic, it feels forced, it feels dumb.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
That's not our family. No, we've never we've we've we've
we've never done that. And my wife knows that I'm
against that.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
You would shoot that you'd be the only one not
in the picture in the family man.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
It was about maybe about fifteen years ago when when
especially when iPhones started coming out and you could take
good pictures with an iPhone, every board housewife became a photographer. Yeah,
and and and and that was that was the it was.
And before that was part time real estate when before

(11:05):
the wait bubble, every board housewife became a part time
real estate guys you like, get the work and uh.
And then it became okay, well I'm gonna buy a
camera or I'm gonna get filters from my iPhone and yeah,
we're gonna take you to the beach and maybe draw
a heart in the sand and say like mark and
yeah each other else right, Yeah, yeah, I never got

(11:29):
into that stuff. I I I hate posing for pictures, man. Yeah.
So now it's, dude, like that's a young man's game.
Like that's like a family that you know you dude. Okay,
all right, okay, all right, okay, I'm gonna throw this.
This is just the theory I have normally when people
take those pictures. Yeah, it's a last ditch ever to

(11:49):
save the relationship. Oh my god, dude, every time I
see one of those, I'm wearing all denim 're all
matching on the beach or in the forest, and how
why you're in the far I don't know. That's what
we're gonna be. Yeah, a month later the divorced. Yeah,
because it's like, hey, look how happy we are. It's
that social media nonsense where it's like we have to

(12:10):
put it out there like we're a happy couple. That's
what it is.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
Like, it's it's it's a day where we're trying to
we're going back with a photographer and well the leaves
aren't going to be out because it's gonna be in November,
and it's all pictures.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
It's ever.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
I hope you have a pumpkin on your head.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
I took a picture you know. I mean I took
a picture once, like I don't know, like the family's
on the bridge like crossing the creek and everything. And
she had me in a denim shirt and dentom pants.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
So everyone does. I don't know why.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
I don't know what happened or why that became a thing,
but everyone's always in all denim or white shirt, khaki pants.
Let's go outside the box. I'm wearing a pair of
sweatpants and a Dida sweatshirt.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Yeah, this is how we really you remember, like in
the old days, it would be a picture of like
your kitchen and like a family get together. Your dad's
dangling a sire it out of his mouth with a
can of Michelo vulture, you know, michelob beer with the
tinfoil right, and Grandpa's there and no one's paying attention
to the camera. You're just living life, like if you

(13:12):
look at it was the family picture.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
You know what you look at old pictures. Someone made
a point to say, look at old pictures. There's no selfies.
You're just taking a picture of the room life. You'll say,
your aunt and uncle or your grandmam's making something, and yes,
you just people aren't looking at the camera posing. It's
just what life looked like back then. Like you walk,
the party.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Is smoking a Virginia slim. You know, there's a kid yelling.
You know, there's someone's getting a piece of cake, and
it was it was just a picture of life. Yeah,
we have a friend.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
Man, he'll do that now, Like we'll go to dinner
and again you know the girls saying to take a picture,
get my shoes in the picture. It's gotta be this
perfect picture. But this guy at dinner. Man, he'll just
take pictures randomly and you and and he'll like, hey, look,
these are pictures from the night, and it might just
meet me, I don't know, jamming a meatball in my mouth.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
It's kind of real life, real life, that's what you
look like. I went back and you know, going through
a lot of my you know, pictures of my family
and stuff at my mom's house, and it's cool stuff
from like the fifties, and it's just pictures of life.
Them sitting in the kitchen. No one's paying attention that
someone's taking a picture of them. It's just life happening,
right And uh, And so I guess that the way

(14:23):
I could equate these, you know, these pictures on the
beach or in the forest or on the back of
a marriage is in trouble. I like the way you
equate it. Man. There's that has happened more times than
I can remember, where people put up these pictures of
a happy family and then a month later the guys
we go separated. I think the happier you look on
Facebook a hundred the couples who go on and on

(14:47):
about how much they love themselves and and and love
each other they're the ones man who are just trying
to abandate it because they know that it's it's because
you know what it is, man, Sha, it's the one
that's it's you're trying to convince yourself through social media
that the relationship isn't over. Yeah, and and and uh

(15:11):
but I guess the closest thing we had to these
pictures that people taken out. I guess we had the
Sears photos growing up.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
Yeah, that was the guy. Yeah, you had to get
somebody to And I don't know why the whole Filmly
they never paint. But meanwhile, there's a ladder that has
paint all over it behind it. Why how do we
not get paint on ourselves? Yeah, like there would be
a kid he be like in a big Peanuts shell,
Like why so stupid? That makes Yeah, but uh, well
have fun with that. Well, I'll not get you a

(15:40):
five x seven. Now here's the thing. I love that
you're hiring a photographer. Can't I mean, honestly, couldn't you
guys just take the picture? You probably could because I
went to Sam's Club and we got a nice camera
that we used probably twice. Because now our phones do
all of it You're right, I could easily set the
spot up. It's gonna be.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
That's because look, I can go on a because this
is this is a thing that really like dings me hard.
Like that's the thing where like people who take selfies
of themselves like sleeping and I'm like how, like yeah,
like I believe how look who took that? Who took it?
Like who did your did your kid take that? Are
you making your kid take pictures of you?

Speaker 3 (16:22):
Like my wife did it when we had the when
she was pregnant. She wanted to get pictures that. I
was like, that's fine, you go do that. But but again,
you're pregnant. Why are you standing on a log over
top of running water.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
You could easily be standing in your living room. I
could lose you and the baby in one fall. Yeah,
I like, uh, I knew a couple where the wife
took like nude photos okay when she was pregnant, like
and like it didn't show anything, but she was nude,
like she was able to cover up. And I'm like
and I'm like yeah, I'm like, I mean I guess hey,
like you know, you love your body. But I'm like,

(16:53):
that's a that's doing all we got we got a
creepy neighbor? Who does that?

Speaker 3 (16:57):
I'm like, bro, there was no I would never leave
my wife. And then with you fully closed in a
shopping mall, I will.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
Tell you what is hot. My wife a couple of
years ago she got a woman to come over to
do sexy photos yea, and made a book out of
it and gave it to me. I don't believe you.
Let me see this book. So it's like like and
I mean like sexy phoks.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
Yeah, my wife is she did want it was more
like a calendar, but I don't know.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Yeah, it was weird. It's it's in my garage, which
is weird. Why is she putting the whale in a
car so like like that to me?

Speaker 3 (17:27):
Like at least because that's hot, Yes, it's yeah, but
it's a cool gift to give. But the family and
so are you're gonna so you're gonna this isn't the beach,
You're gonna do the woods.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
Yeah, we'll be the woods.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
The sun goes Okay, spray for ticks, get.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Back, Just rock news for you. James Headfield insists that
Metallica will never become a legacy.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
Man.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
You know, do you know what that means. No, that
means like the greatest hits maan that they're always going
to continue to make new music and involve that new
music in their concerts. They're never gonna just go out
and play the hits. But if you're spending a lot
of money on these metallicas that I want, yeah, probably
want to go and hear the hits. Yeah, you know,
I don't want to hear something off the album from

(18:17):
two thousand and sixteen. So yeah, that's like, you know,
it's like I get it, I get it, you.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
Know, but you want to listen it's all on your
set list. You want to throw like an obscure song
in there. Good, I guess the beer.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
I come back and out and you know, now I'm
back into the hit again. Then so the Rolling Stones,
like Keith Richards, do two songs. And so when Keith
goes up to play his two songs, now, usually one
of them I like, but the other one is usually
a wash. It's when you go, like you watch out
entire stadium go to the bathroom. Yeah, they know that
it's fine. Yeah, and and like and every now and

(18:51):
then the Stones will put like they'll put one new
song or new worst song in the playlist, and you're like, okay,
all right, time to go get a middle.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
I called an intermission, Yeah, all right, okay, Mick. Well
that's my favorite part, is uh And I'm glad this
kind of doesn't happen anymore.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
I may, I don't know, but it used to happen
when I would went through the concerts as a kid.
They would let every member of the band have a solo.
Yeah not needed. I did not need it at all.
Like it's like it's like, a here's our guitars.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
He can do ten minutes on guitar. I don't need
a ten minute guitar solo.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
I am a sucker for a drum solo. Then, well,
Tommy Lee.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
I think Tommy Lee changed the game because he was like,
you know what, drum solos are boring? Yeah, but let
me put a roller coaster on stage and then I'll
drum while roller coastering. Like if you just threw gas
over the drummer and the drum kit and let him
play a little bit, I'm in.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Uh man, just what you thought. Marilyn Manson may dodge
some of these sexibiest lawsuits. Apparently an investigation and the
accusation against the singer are continuing. This came from h
the LA District Attorney yesterday in a statement shared by
TMZ dot com. The attorney general said the prosecutors were
assessing new leads and additional evidence that is continuing to

(20:10):
come from the LA County Sheriff's Department investigation, and that
new evidence has emerged within the last few weeks of
Marilyn Manson and these sexual abuse claims.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
His defense should be I'm not pee diddy. Look at
Pete did' he's doing over here with the lube and the.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
Party and the kids and stuff. Yeah, I love doing that.
I'm definitely not that bad. So it looked like he
had tried to settle all the lawsuits and I think
he had a bunch of stuff thrown out. But now
they're back again. It doesn't seem like a good dude.
This is interesting. So Oasis is back out on tour.

(20:47):
It's been like twenty years since the brothers have toured together.
They notoriously hate each other, Liam and Nol. They are
not going to do any interviews promoting the tour, which
is okay because the tours are I think already sold.
That because they can't sit together in a room. They
can't do it, and all the interviews will be is
how much how can you do this with your brother?

(21:08):
You know, they don't want to deal with that stuff.
So they made an announcement yesterday and took the Twitter
and said, yeah, we're not going to be sitting down
for any interviews promoting this tour.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
If you're gonna remind them of how much they hate
each other, Like, well, why are we doing this?

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Yeah? So, I mean, don't even don't even rock the
boat now?

Speaker 3 (21:25):
I know Liam Liam is now Liam's kind of the
lead singer.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
But also crazy thing is Noel can sing all the
songs that Liam sings. And that's that's happened before, where
Liam has like not shown up to a concert and
Noel has done all his songs. But what, like, I
don't understand, I see, I never got the hatred of
a sibling. Yeah, like yet what did that person want?

Speaker 3 (21:51):
I mean, yeah, unless they stole your wife or knocked
up your wife or did something horrific.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
I don't get it how you hate somebody that much?
Like I grew up with you know a bunch of
Irish families and and dude, these brothers would get in
the fist fights. Yeah, and I'm like, what are you
fist fighting about? And then I picked them off the
floor and then you go buy him a beer. That's
exactly That's exactly what it would it would be like
a half hour of chaos and the next thing, you know,

(22:16):
we're all doing shots together and I'm like, you know,
like you know, any parties ended with the with with
these brothers just just fighting and and I mean like
physically fighting, dude. I remember once I put a I
was the one my name was under a room for
a bachelor party and it was a bunch of Irish brothers, right,

(22:37):
you know, buddy of mine. And I get this beautiful
suite at the Tropic Cannon and the woman at the
trump Cana at the time was was a friend of
ours and she hooked us up. Dude, I'm watching the
one brother throw the other across the room breaks a lamp, right,
That's all. And that's how I And now I'm like,

(22:57):
not even trying to break up the fight. I'm like, dude,
you're breaking stuff and it's this is under my name.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
That lamp on marketplace ten bucks in a hotel room
three hundred dollars for that lamp.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
The dad shows up with a black eye, I'm like, Jesus,
stop breaking stuff. It's on my credit card. What's going
on here? Rock station Morning? And all right, I gotta
I gotta pant myself and my wife on the back
for this, and I'm glad we're gonna make it happen.

(23:28):
So my daughter had her a couple of weekends ago,
she had her parents weekend at her college. Right, I
should have been there, University of Delaware. You could have
you could have DJed the party. Right. So I went
in there knowing that, like, look, I can show these

(23:51):
kids a thing or two, Right, I can show them
a thing or two about a thing or two.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
And I I.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Had a feeling that maybe my wife and I work
kind of maybe cooler than other parents. And he's probably
the younger, probably the younger the parents, Right, yeah, a
little bit. Your daughter you were what fourteen? I was
I was nine? Yeah, so I was twenty.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
Five. Yeah, nice young dad, stuff like that. My first kid,
I had a thirty eight. There's no chance at all
ever to be the cool dad.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
So so we get down there, right and h and
my wife wants to make a whole weekend out of it.
So like we go in hard right hard, and the
paint and h So we go and my daughter the
whole thing is they take you to a bunch of
like parties and stuff, and then we ended up back
at the house. Well, now I've become the dad that

(24:45):
all the kids now want to hang out with. You're
the godfather man, right and yeah, so to the point
where my daughter she'll FaceTime me now with all her
friends and go, they want to talk to you. Yeah,
they want to hang out with the cool dad. Right,
and now my wife is the hot mom all right,
so the guys want to talk to them. Why this
is our We're a power couple now. So I'm like,

(25:08):
you know what, Finally, I was never cool when I
was their age. I'm now cool. Yeah, I'm now the
cool guy.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
And uh and so so yeah, so like you know,
I don't pat myself on the back a lot, but yeah,
we won those college kids over.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
Yeah. Now what if you brought cool uncle Joe with
the DJ gear? How cool would that be? All right?

Speaker 3 (25:27):
Like that would be you know, like, why, guy, he's
playing songs we don't know? See now in my mind, right,
I show up you guys are hanging out there. Now,
I'm rocking this party. But what I'm afraid of is
I just start playing music. They'd be like I don't
like any of this and they wouldn't be into it.
And then I'd be like, now I'm stuck here for
four hours like a wedding. You need to get a
playlist right to be like, Hey, what do you want

(25:48):
to do?

Speaker 2 (25:48):
What do the cool kids listen to?

Speaker 1 (25:50):
Man?

Speaker 2 (25:50):
What do you guys know? Yeah, yesterday, I'm exchanging text
with my daughter. I'm like, uh, tell your friend Shane
about the about I was like, tell him about the
band because we me and this kid Shane talked music,
and I'm like, I like to make sure he knows
about the band. You'll love the band.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
I want to be a I do want to be
a cool dad, and I am. I know I'm going
to be older, but I do have that relationship with
my kid now. It's almost too cool because sometimes they
break my balls where even I feel like I'm getting
bullied in my own house. I'm like, Okay, that's enough.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
I know.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
Yeah, Well, my wife gets into the mode where she
now starts inviting them off for like Christmas Eve and
like holidays, now it's a party. I'm like, I don't
want these kids at my house really, like because.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
Yeah, because it's cool at school, but now you got
a bunch of nineteen and twenty year old kids just
drinking at your house on December twenty third, it's.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Not so cool then. I don't need that in my life.
Keep them in the in the zoo that they that
they're in. Look, we made a good impression, right, that's it.
We're one and done. We went down there and made
a good impression. You're the hot one. I'm the cool dad.
That's all we need because you can't mess it up.
It's perfect right now. There's no reason for a round
two exactly. Yeah. Yeah, So, like I said, a little

(27:01):
pad on the back, you know, uh, they gotta be
proud of that, you know what I am Because I
watched other dads and they were like kind of stand
all fish or maybe like even a little scared.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
Yeah, And I'm like it's like, like, dude, I got this,
Like I this is the this is my world. Like
these dads are probably like no, no, my kid isn't
twenty one yet. They shouldn't be s faced and a
frat party doing a keke stand.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
Well, well, my wife did a cake stand. No, she
didn't do a cake stand. She she shot under beer.
I love it. So she shot on the beer with
my daughter, who may or may not be twenty. You're
having fun, man. Look we got an overnight stay at
Ocean and fifty bucks for dinner. If you want it

(27:49):
six zero nine six seven seven one hundred and seven
six zero nine six seven seven one hundred and seven
six zero nine six seven seven one hundred and seven
dial up right now. Overnight stay at Ocean, Atlantic City,
and fifty bucks for dinner.

Speaker 3 (28:05):
One hundred point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station ZXL.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
I'm show. Got some talkbacks to get to before we
wrap up the week. You're my favorite on the air, man,
make sure you get them on. You go to the
iHeartRadio app, you search WZXL. There's a red microphone button.
You hit it, send us a message, no matter how dumb,
we're gonna play it. This guy's talking about the Phillies.
I think he's a Mets fan. If I know who

(28:29):
this is, he's got that new Year. Well, the Phillies
are dead to me. Yeah, Well they're dead to him too,
What do the Phillies and zombies have in common? They're
both dead. What do the Phillies and count track have
in common? They both suck. What do the Phillies and
the mummies have in common? They have both wrapped up

(28:50):
for the year. I conly think of one for the
wolf fan. That sounds like a Mets and I'm not
sure what this is.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
Hey, you guys suck, but uh, I at least you're
not bagging each other's wives, you know what I'm saying. No,
that's a weird one. Yeah, that's a weird Uh. Your
wife called me out. I swore that I played her
tough backs, but.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
We'll play them again. She got very upset. She likes
to this is her retort to things that we say
on the air. And you didn't give her that opportunity.
You act like I'm one of the kids.

Speaker 5 (29:25):
You totally, I'm one of the kids, Like like, I
wouldn't survive without you and Joe. You stay in the lane.
I do plenty of wash. Don't worry about what goes
on in my house with my clothes or any of that.
Mind your own homes.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
See, I did play that because even my wife laughed
about that. When she's like, she told you to.

Speaker 5 (29:41):
Stay in her lane. Also, maybe if I had an
entire workday at home as you two do, maybe then
it willn't take me three days to get my wash done.
You know, I throw it in on Monday, throw it
in the dry to throw it in the dryer Tuesday morning,
and then I put it away when I get home
Tuesday night. I don't know, I'm going a big girl
job all day long.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
What you know?

Speaker 1 (30:05):
What?

Speaker 2 (30:06):
Just just hear rudiness from her? What's up?

Speaker 3 (30:09):
Joe Jones Scott Imams calling about the free birthday cake
you guys give out?

Speaker 4 (30:15):
Do we do that?

Speaker 2 (30:16):
We don't give away a free no, we listen. Birthday
carrot cake would be my choice, so we can get
that done. First of all, by three o'clock on Friday.
That'd be really good. I'll see you then. First of all, Okay,
if we gave away free birthday cake on people's birthdays,

(30:39):
you pick carrot cake. Yeah, it's the worst cake of all.
It's the worst cake of Like, what what are you
talking about? You might as well just eat sandpaper? Why
don't your wife just stay off it? See every morning
and night? Damn, And she got your cell phone number.
Why don't she just call you?

Speaker 1 (30:56):
And it's freaking ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
Wow that guy not a fan? Not a fan? Now
last one here? Yeah, I know you guys doing my wings.
But Gogo's mom gots you two breasts for a dollar.
Yeah look that Oh rab it up, grab it up
for the week. What are we doing? Which I was
talking about wings? I found a wing special seventy five cents.

(31:20):
Was amazing. Can we give it? It's a shout out Friday?
Can we give a shout out to where it was?
A seventy five cent wins? Yes, Racks in Williamstown. Now,
I asked them all the way up in Williamstown. I
know the place you're talking about. It's like a sports bar.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
Yeah, So I asked her, I said, I think she
thought I was. I was complaining about the bill. I
said the wing seventy five cents, and she was like
gonna come back at me, like look at the bill.
I'm like no, no, no, I was like, how's that
even possible? When does that special run? So I think
it's like eleven to two during the weekdays. So I'm like, well,
I got to come up more often for seventy five
cent wings. She's like, how many you want? I was like, twenty,

(31:53):
give me twenty. I'll take them home with me.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
A lot of times they don't let you take them home,
I know, because it's such a good deal. Because it's
a good deal. So you can't do takeout to eat
him there? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think I might do
wings to night. I got a boys night with my
little guy.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
You can't go wrong with wings man. Yeah, he's not
a wing guy, but but we'll I'll force him, not yet.
When he starts drinking beer, he'll start eating wings.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Well, he's twelve, and I thought maybe we would get
him into some beer tonight. There you go, you know,
light light beer though, Look, we we kept back. We'll
knock out some trash.

Speaker 4 (32:35):
Oh love track anything thirty or doty anything, racket rocky
or roughy.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Yes, love trash. Jimmy Fallon is getting in on the
Christmas album stuff. You know the Kelsey Brothers. All right,
who's Travis? Who's trap?

Speaker 3 (33:01):
Which is the one that's Davion Taylor Swift? Oh that's Travis,
Travis and Jason Jason's the Eagles. Uh, you know he
does the Christmas album.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
It's too much Jason by the way, he's everywhere man
is up football. It's commercials.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
Oh my god, and they're doing us like a cinnamon
toast Crunch cereal commercial where they're dressed up and they're
just shooting sugar everywhere in the room.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
I'm like, guys, come on and enough is enough. I
see the wah wah commercial a lot him and his wife.
Jimmy Fallon is gonna put out a Christmas album, a
Christmas holiday comedy album.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Is he gonna be playing kids instruments? Oh yeah, because
he does that on the show right where they do
it with Metallica.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Yeah, they'll they'll they'll put a band in there and
they'll give them like a kazoo and they got to
sing a song.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
He's gonna have Ariana Grande on the album. Megan b Stallion,
Dolly Parton, and Meghan Trainer are all gonna be part
on it, along with Justin Timberlake. Uh so, uh so. Yeah.
So that's Jimmy Fallon putting out a Christmas album. Do
out November first. John Stamos has addressed the fallout from
his new book I guess he Uh. He put a

(34:04):
couple of things in there about his ex wife, Rebecca
Remains Stamos. Well, now she's Wrotebecca Romaine O'Connell. She's married
the Jerry O'Connell, the fat kid from stand By Me,
So he's currently married. She's currently married, but I guess
in the book he put a couple of things in
and Jerry O'Connell does a talk show during the day,
which is weird. It's like an all female talk show.

(34:26):
But he's the only guy if that's Isn't that Aunt
Laurie from Full House? Were they married? John Stamos? No, yeah, yeah,
you're thinking of the woman who went to jail for
telling uh for for bribing a college official. Yea for
her daughter. No, Rebecca Romains Stamos is she was in
the X Men movies and she was a model. She

(34:47):
played the blue person. Oh yeah, forget what that that
character is called. But she wasn't blue in real life
though the character. I guess she got blue enough to
divorce John Stamos. Now she's leaving the Today Show. She's
on The Today's Show for like twenty years, and a
lot of the reason why she's leaving is that I

(35:09):
guess her daughter is having some health issues. I believe
her daughter has cancer. So she's leaving the show to
be with her daughter. But she said that her daughter
is doing well, so that's good. That's hot. A cop
from the Today Show. Let's see here. Do you know

(35:30):
who Kate middletons. Yes, she is married to Prince William Right,
So she went and made her first public appearance since
ending chemo. She had a battle with cancer for the
last year she was I guess I didn't know this.

(35:50):
I guess this happened in London. I don't remember any
real news about this. There was a Taylor Swift themed
dance class and people got stabbed. Oh my god, that
does sound fun at all. No, so she went to
visit the site where this this happened over the summer,
so I don't remember that at all. Sounds like a
lot of bad blood again, because that's that's a Taylor

(36:15):
Swift song. I get it. I get what you did.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
There.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively, they are making a million
dollar donation to feed America. Ryan Reynolds is awesome man.
He seems like a good life. He's awesome. These are
hurricane relief efforts, so they're gonna dump a million bucks
to help them. Out, Dolly Parton dumped a million bucks.
I believe Taylor Swift dumped a million bucks. So yeah,

(36:39):
I mean it's it's nice to see people with money
doing something. Yeah, where's Oprah on the rock?

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (36:45):
Yeah, you were begging for h Hawaii. By the way,
poor Hawaii. I'm sure everybody forgot about that.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
They've forgot that Hawaii burned down. Just move on to
the next one. Let's see here, we'll wrap it up
with this. Do you remember the Hoc two girl. Yeah,
well she's got a very successful podcast. Now, I mean
she in turn this into something. I guess that there

(37:14):
are people going out there and they're calling them Hawk
two interviewers, which is what she got caught up in.
These guys go out on the street and they interview
people coming out of bars. Right, it'side of her life.
It's the man on the street. Everybody's done it. But
I guess they're calling it the Hawk two interviews, and
she is suing them, or at least that's what they're saying.

(37:34):
Tim and DTV are the interviewers, and they're saying that
they're getting sued by the Hok two girl. Hally Welch.
Her lawyers are all over it. But the hold team,
the Hoc two girl says that she's not suing them, ye,
nor her lawyers and her PR people.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
They are all over She is a machine right now,
so she has no idea what's going on.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Yeah, so it seems like the Hawk two girl says, yeah,
she's not suing them, But I get it. You know,
it's like they're kind of using her name. But then again,
if you're the guy who interviewed her, you're like, she
got famous but I didn't. Yeah, and her I guess
her friend is kind of tagging along. I'll tell you what.
This is why I like this this HOK two girl,
because she was with her friend when she got interviewed,

(38:18):
and she takes her friend along to do everything. Yeah,
and she's like, yeah, why not? And I get that.
It's kind of like me and you, like, if we
get fired from this job, we're just gonna go work
at home depot together. And I'd be like, dude, I'm
my home deepot. I'm like, BLO, I got a guy, right.
This guy is he's amazing. He's bring you gotta bring
him in the home depot. This guy knows screws like
you have no idea. He'll let up your smile and

(38:39):
then you show up and then we threw off and
no work. It's start and then we get fired.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
Why you guys always on a cigarette break? There you
go some trash for it? Hey, did you hear Wala
has Claws? One hundred point seven ZXL SAP Jersey's Rock
Station and our last ZXL Workforce employee of the.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
Day of the week. Good morning man, you won man?
What's your name?

Speaker 4 (39:07):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (39:07):
My god, you're kidding.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
No, we are not kidding. You are will Oh that's awesome.
You want me to ring the winning bell because just
say ring that bell? Ring that bell? Now, ringing that bell.
I don't even know what did we give away? Oh,

(39:29):
stay for overnight, stay at Ocean and fifty bucks for dinner.
That's I love it. I love It's an awesome casino.
We love it too. So yeah, what's your name?

Speaker 3 (39:41):
Patty?

Speaker 2 (39:42):
All right, Patty, Patty, what do you do? I'm a
meat cutter, Patty, the meat cut Patty, the butcher.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
You are going to Ocean and uh, you know what,
you can order a meal with the fifty bucks we're
gonna give you for dinner.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
And you can say, hey, guys, maybe I can you
do a little bit better on this cind of meat? Yeah, exactly.
You know what, My wife and I we just ordered.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
A quarter cow and a half pig from a butcher
for what, uh, to stock up on meat?

Speaker 2 (40:12):
Scott for what?

Speaker 3 (40:14):
Yeah we got, Yeah, we got a quarter cow and
a half a pig once again for what we're gonna
put in our freezer.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
And we're gonna be stocked up. But you have like
a like a big freezer.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
Well yeah, now I asked, Well, the part of the
cow I asked for was the full head. So we'll
see if I get the full head of the order. Dude,
I I don't because I know that's probably a little
bit of money, and I don't.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
I don't wish this on you, but I do. I
hope that you're without power for a couple of days.
That's why I had the generator, Scott, and I have. Yeah,
I have thirty gallons of gas.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
Yeah, that's awesome.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
Wait till I come in wearing the cow head. Hey, Patty,
you know this was a joke. A couple of years ago.
There was a there's a dollar tree down the store
down the road from from our studio and They used
to have a sign out around fourth of July that
they were selling steak. Would you ever buy a steak
from a dollar tree?

Speaker 1 (41:09):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (41:09):
No?

Speaker 2 (41:11):
All right, you know, okay, okay, okay, all right, okay, okay, Patty,
So it would I be better off buying ground meat
from a dollar General or a steak from a dollar tree?
That's you gotta eat one dollar general? Okay, okay, all right? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (41:32):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Is it classy when it comes into tube? No, No,
that's really classy sarcas. All right, Patty, you stay on hold,
thank you. That really is an art.

Speaker 4 (41:47):
Man.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
I'll love I'll get the beef long, like the big
long one, and to come home and like cut it
off into my own individual steaks.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
Man, you gotta like peel back that skin is like
that skin thing you got to pull back and you
clean it all up. I don't know what it was,
but my mother in law has been a butcher, uh
for like thirty five years and uh and she'lbry home
like good cuts of meat. Yeah oh yeah. And but
then her uh brother in law was a butcher and

(42:15):
he's retired. And then her sister in law was a butcher.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
Okay, he just runs in the family. Oh yeah, so
we just have a butcher family. Oh good with knives
and cleavers.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
That's what it is. And dude, you know what it's.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
It's like, you know, I've stopped by to uh to
see her working, and she's got the lab coat on
and everything, right, yeah, like you know, she's just blood
squirting everywhere, like Nicole Simpson's living room, and I'm like,
I'm like, hey, just you know, can you give me
the meat that's bad? Well, it was great because like
every old like the old TV shows, if the dad

(42:47):
was a butcher, he always came back and he always
took some from the shop, you know, and he always
had the best cuts of meat. Well, so I probably
shouldn't say it, but the company, but the company is
has been going now for years.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
My dad used to run hand factory, and the company
got shut down for doing not so nice things, including
what they would do was to the to the butcher
shops that were in lower income areas. They would come
in after hours and get the meat that had gone bad,

(43:23):
and then they would cut the bad parts off and
then take that. Probably I hope your mom goes down
for this. And then my animals. It was let's say
that I growing up, I had a lot of law
enforcement that made its way through my house during the
early to mid eighties. Your mom's spitting our own rug.

(43:44):
Yeah yeah, yeah. More than once.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
I had.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
Some law and government officials stop by my house. The
jackets with the initials on the back. Yeah yeah, yeah.
And as a kid, it's really hard to comprehend what's
going on. But they would just tell me.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
To go as one and only rock and roll radio station,
one and only off kid, get me que cards now
to read.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
I don't even know how this happens, dude. I got
a call from my wife. I'm driving home from this
radio station. I'm driving through beautiful West Atlantic City and
my wife calls me up, and so I go, hey,
the love of my life, my beautiful wife, and she said, hey,

(44:31):
can you go to our little guy's school? She doesn't
say it back, Okay, that's great, by the way, she goes,
can you go to our little guy's school? I go why,
and she goes, he forgot his backpack. How do you
forget your backpack? I can be forgetting to wear pants
to work, and it's like that's a one thing. I'm like,

(44:54):
how did he walk out the door and forget his backpack.
So now I gotta go to the house. I gotta
go pick up the backpack. I gotta go take it
to school. And I was embarrassed.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
I was embarrassed having to go up to the secretary, which,
by the way, I love schools.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
Now. They it's like they're like bank tellers where I said, hey, uh,
my son forgot his backpack. I'm just dropping it off. Well,
one I have to I have to like get like
unlocked in the buzzer, right, I get the buzzer, and
they're like jail, they gotta unlock the door. So then
I walk in and I said, hey, my kid forgot
is his backpack? And she just shoves open a drawer

(45:31):
like a bank teller would and drive through and she's like, here,
just put it in here. I was like okay, but
I was like, I'll be honest, a little disappointed in
the little guy, like like, dude, if that's your backpack,
that's your whole life of school.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
Yeah, my kid forgot drumsticks, right, he had banned that day,
And here's here's the problem with this, And I wanted
to let him fail.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
My wife says, just did take him in.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
Right.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
So the day before, we say, why do you bring
these home? Just leave them in your locker. They'll lockers here.
You don't use. I have drum sticks at home. Do
you use school? Man?

Speaker 3 (46:05):
My kid refuses to use his locker. No, I said,
leave them in your locker. So what happens The next day?
I get a call I forgot my drums. I said,
you know what, man, you need to learn. I want
you to go there and have to play in the band.
You have to use your hands like the Flintstones did
on the Bombo drums. You should have to do that
because you don't listen to us, and I end.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
Up sucking it up. Man. I went there to take them,
take them as drumsticks. It was one day. I took
him to his grandparents' house. Right, take my little guy
down to his grandparents who's staying for the weekend. We
get down there, he.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
Has no shoes on. Again, I said, did you take
your shoes off in the car? He goes, no, I
just got in the car without shoes.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
Jesus, dude, what are you doing? Even that has to
feel uncomfortable, like what's going on? Yeah, I'm shocked.

Speaker 4 (46:50):
You know what?

Speaker 3 (46:51):
They don't forget how to log into their video game console.
They wouldn't forget.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
If I tell my kids, hey, we're going over night.
Where something pack up your video game stuff? You want
to play with my god, dude, it's the iPad, it's
the charger control is he has a case for his
PS five. They can get this down, no worries at all.
But when it comes to school, yeah, shoes, books, He
had his Xbox One all packed up, but yeah, no
shoes on his priorities, Man, priorities just aren't there. So

(47:17):
I'm like, I'm like, no, they are there because this
is what they care about. Like, how do you forget
your backpack? I just want you to I want you
to live your life. I want you to see the
importance and things that are important, like a backpack for
school and drumsticks. They're important.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
It's like being a cop and walking out of the
police station without your gun. Don't you feel different? Like
ken't like, damn it? Something? Did you feel a lot
lighter when you walked onto the bus because you didn't
have your backpack?

Speaker 3 (47:45):
If my wallet's not my pocket, I'm like, something feels
off because I just know when I leave the house.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
I have my wallet, my phone, and my keys. I do.
It's it's the three touch, So I pat my pockets down, keys, phone, wallet,
Ye right, And that's dude, that's always the way. And
I know because sometimes I will leave my wallet in
the car or my cell phone in the car, and
I feel different when I'm walking around and I'm like

(48:10):
I'm missing something.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
See in his defense, though, I if I walk into
like when I get gas, I'll go in the wad wall.
Sometimes I get a cup of coffee when I go
walk in. I do sometimes look down to make sure
that I'm not make sure I have pants or like
shorts on it.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
I have done that before. I'm like, man, did I
did I put pants on this morning? Yeah? So I
get the shoes. No, I don't get the shoot thing.
Pants are different the shoes. That was about a year ago,
and that threw me for a real loop when we
drove all the way it's a forty five minute drive
and he didn't have shoes on and never never like
mentioned in the car ride, Hey, I don't have shoes on.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
You got everything else? It's important though, got everything else
that was important? But yeah, no school bag yesterday. It's
like like, okay, so here I am just you know,
walking in dropping it off. And dude, here's the thing
when I have to like if you have to pick
your kid up early. Now, this is crazy.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
We are now in a world that it used to
be you would chit chat with the secretary from school
and you may have to sign them out on like
a clipboard. Now they have that Q code thing, so
now you you go, you have to get locked. The
door has to unlock like a prison, and you have
to open it up, and then you have to scan

(49:22):
your phone on a Q code that you know that thing.
You know what I'm talking about. Yah, know what you're
talking about.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
And all that opens up a form that you have
to fill out while you're staring at the secretary.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
Now, screw it.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
Just to keep my kid just just can I just
tell you the kid's name, Like that's the I just
tell you the kid's name, and then you can just
call them and I'll pick them up.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
Now I gotta go scan this thing and fill out
a form.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
I'm like, this is Nutso yeah, if a kid gets
stolen from school, then it's an it's an inside job,
or that person just didn't care.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
Dude, this is school and I and I appreciate it, man,
because I want my kids to be safe. It's a fortress. Yeah,
it really is.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
We grew up, man, I don't know. I remember letting
parents in the back gym door for no reason at all,
not even know who they were, Like like somebody must
want to get Oh it's an adult. You're looking a
throne who hasn't shaved in about a year.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Come on in. I remember a kid being so bad
in class. The teacher calls his parents. His dad shows up,
walks into the school, right just opens the door, walks
into the school, walks into our classroop brands the kid
out of his day.

Speaker 4 (50:28):
What you want?

Speaker 2 (50:28):
The parent? Anobody? So one and a half dozen? What
is that? That's?

Speaker 4 (50:37):
That? Is that?

Speaker 2 (50:37):
That's eighteen eighteen eighteen audience members to the hospital due
to shock and nausea from what they had been seeing
on this stage at the opera. It was a play
where I guess there's explicit lesbian sex scenes between nuns.

(50:58):
Oh my, yeah, and I guess a couple of families
were there and didn't know what they were watching and
oh so they needed medical attention. Just after two performances, yeah,
this is cool man.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
Years ago, Star Wars did a I think it was
called Strip Wars, but it was like a burlesque show.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
I think it was at Borgatta. Yeah, over that.

Speaker 3 (51:18):
So I got a bunch of tickets. Me and my wife,
the neighbors all go and I know what it is
some of the girls anyway, but.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
Like I'm just watching a girl. She's like, my wife's like,
this is so stupid. I'm like, what's stupid about it?

Speaker 4 (51:27):
There?

Speaker 2 (51:27):
You got Princess Lea. She's in all white. Now the
land Speeder definitely needs to be washed.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
So now she's washing a land speed But yeah, then
she takes a sponge and goes over top of her
head and now she's she's all wet.

Speaker 4 (51:39):
You know.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
Now you can see food that whatever that robe was
she has. It's like, it's what's wrong about Princess Leiah
has nothing but the hair buns in yeah that.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
The Stormtroopers got the armor on the front, but it's
it's carved out for their breasts.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
My dad ran into this problem. Uh like my dad,
he wasn't He didn't know how to deal with kids
real well, so I yes, my mom let him be
in charge. One year for my brother's birthday, and I
think they were like eight or nine years old, and
so he took all the kids to the movies. This

(52:11):
is like nineteen seventy eight, seventy nine, eighty something like that.
So he takes all the kids to the movies. And so,
you know, I'm sure there was a Disney movie or
something he could have taken them to, but he decided
to take them to a movie called Private Benjamin and that.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
Stars Goldie Hawn boy right out the gate. Now, in
the beginning of the movie, there's a pretty graphic sex
scene where her husband dies from having such rough sex.
And apparently the kids went home and told their parents,
and my mom got.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
A few phone calls. What a cool dad though. Yeah. So,
and you know what, dude, I do the same thing, because,
you know what, I want to see that movie. I
don't want to watch one of your dumb kid movies.
I want to watch a movie I want to watch.
I was like, I don't know. I think it was
like eleven, my dad took me to see Bronxtail. An wait,
I don't want to see Bronxtail. That's a big deal.
I'm doing the math. Hold on, you were when Bronxtone

(53:11):
came out, you were like twenty two. Oh, then I
want my dad to see it at twenty two. Although
Bronxton was done in like nineteen ninety two.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
All I remember is not wanting to go see Bronxdale
was so yeah, like you were an adult.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
Are you sure one hundred percent? I'm sure. I want
to say Bronxtaale was nineteen ninety three, so I wasn't
in the gangster movies at that point in my life.
I think you were out of college. In Liverpool, England,
Caroline Ashley was visited by a member of the city
council who expressed concerns about the Halloween decorations in her yard.
It seems that a concerned neighbor had reached out to

(53:46):
the council because Ashley's tombstones, body bags and baby dolls
looked too real for decorations. That's not the cause for
further offense. Ashley took the decorations out of her front
yard while pointing out how impressed she was because she
can't believe that someone thought that it was real. She
even had I guess heads that were decapitated in her
front yard. I never got the real like violent stuff.

(54:11):
People will put fake blood on their window. There's a
murder scene in the house. In Germany, a police traffic
camera caught the Cookie Monster speeding. Police say the photo,
snapped on September twentieth, clearly shows the driver of a
speeding car wearing a cookie Monster mask, and while many
were amused, the local police weren't. Police said that the
fun of wearing a mask while driving can quickly turn

(54:33):
serious and says the driver will be fine for it
when they find who out who was the Cookie Monster.
So I don't think I've ever driven with a mask on.
It's got to be tough, dude. You know what I
did once?

Speaker 3 (54:47):
You're supposed to You ever get your eyes dilated at
a eye doctor appointment? Yeah, yeah, and they tell you
you're not supposed to drive, and you're supposed to have
someone drive you. So one time I didn't have anybody
to drive me, so I drove home with dilated eyes.
Oh Jesus, dude, Yeah, I don't do that.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Whoa.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
There's a reason your eyes are whoa, They should be intact. Whoa.
It was like driving through a fog storm with the
sun just bearing down on you. Jesus. It was dude.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
It was crazy. The fact that I was like, I
had to pull over multiple times because I'm like, I
can't I can't see at all.

Speaker 2 (55:23):
Stupid move. I was dumb. I was like, seventeen or eighteen. Well,
I'm surprised to let you out. Yeah, Like my wife
has to get a dental procedure done, and like even
for that, I have to take her and pick her up,
you know. And and this is these are my eyes,
Like you need this, this is what you need to
drive away. I don't need my mouth, I need my

(55:43):
eyes to drive.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
I was like, dude, you know they let me drive
home after my vasectomy. They don't care.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
They said, here, just get a cup of ice and
put it in your crotch. I'm not even kidding.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
There you go. Those people.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
Rockatic friend seventy two friends that I've had, like I
don't know, since I was eleven, twelve years old. They're
still in my life now. Some have done good for themselves,
some have done not so good for themselves. I know
all the ones that have not done good. Yeah, because
you enjoyed their lives. I do.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
I enjoy for some reason, they don't even know me.
I friend them on Facebook because their their their lives
are disasters. But my but, like my wife is, she's
honest with them.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
Like I had a buddy come over who helped me
put the brakes on my truck over the weekend. Now
he got big, right, he gained some weight? Yeah, well,
my wife tells him he's gained weight. I can clearly
see he's gained weight, but it's over. It's like you
gotta lose weight. I'm like, okay, let's sen you send
me a picture.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
I really even recognize he's a big guy, and he
probably knows.

Speaker 3 (56:44):
Say like you may or may not have ruined this
guy's life. I mean you brought him in from Colorado
and then he lived in a minivan.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
Yeah. Yeah, I offered him to storeage shit. But he
well he's doing good. Now good him, he's now you
know what he did good is when he broke away
from you. Yeah, maybe that's what it is living. And
I'm not making that up. He was living in a
minivan for a while, and I'm not kidding.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
I said, we can make the storage space. It was
one of those shells. So we put the warehouse. Yeah, warehouse,
and you'll make it your home. He also I don't
want to start somewhere. Scott, I don't know if you
remember this.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
He uh, he readed an apartment that didn't have a
bathroom and he had to use a Kiddi litter box.
Rememory walk up. The girl had a gun at his head.
I think it was a knife. Yeah, if I think
I remember correctly, I think it was it was a knife,
a knife to his throat. Yes, Jojo, Yes, I do remember.
I do the fun early years of our show.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
I do have friends that sometimes will suck the energy
from me and my wife, and we're very careful, like
we've detached from friends and like, listen, they're not they're
not fun, they're not good people, like when it comes
to couples. But not me.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
Man, I go out with that all my friends. You
cut us out. Yeah, that's a lie. That's a bold
face lie. I love your wife.

Speaker 3 (57:55):
And guess what, we're gonna start hanging out more because
these girls are gonna start talking and you're gonna hate it.
Because I tell my wife I invite you everywhere. You're like, no,
I think I'll just stay home to night.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
You're gonna be a third wheel because I ain't going Yeah.
So yesterday, we go out to lunch and this guy
just kind of drains the energy from me. But I
like I but I sit there and I think, you
know it because I hate it when they open up
with bad news.

Speaker 3 (58:15):
Oh this dude, there is no good news. He says,
he's ripping on the guy that he lives with. Again,
this is the grown man.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (58:22):
He had a line and he's just he's honest, and
I understand he's exactly right, but you don't want to
say this to your kids. I was like, how's the
family doing? So his kids are, I mean, they're doing okay? Whatever,
he said, you know what, he's like, I told all
my kids because he had him.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
Young, he said.

Speaker 3 (58:38):
He said to his kids to their faces, you know what,
if I had it all to do over again, I
would have never had He's a he's a guy too.
He had he had young kids, and so did I.
And yeah, this first was like he was he was
in high school, so so I wasn't that young. But
I had kids when I was young. But then he

(58:59):
kept having kid right, Like, didn't he just have a kid?

Speaker 2 (59:02):
Like not that long?

Speaker 4 (59:03):
Ag?

Speaker 3 (59:03):
Yeah, he was off the hook. He had exactly and
one was a set of twins. He was off the hook,
and now you had two born kids.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
I'm like, what are you doing? Like, that's the beautiful
thing about having kids when you're when you're young is
you get to enjoy the later years. But then that
to do it again in your late thirties and you're like,
You're like, okay, you're doing it all over again. Like
I say it about my dog, right, but it's my dog.
I love my dog. He's he actually is a very
good dog. But if I had it all to do
it again, if I could go they, well, that's what

(59:30):
he's a ball sniffer.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
He does.

Speaker 2 (59:31):
You brought him into the studio and that's all he did.
And I thought, and then he's also at the time
he was biting, and I'm like, I don't want him
to bite my junk. But if all blake.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
But if I could go back and like stap my
fingers and be like, hey, I've never got this dog.
I never knew this dog boom, I would do it
right now because life would be easier.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
Yep. I would never say it about my kids, man,
especially not to my kid's face. I thought, my uh,
I have a bearded dragon. I thought it was dead
the other day. Yeah, I was kind of happy. Yeah
you see, and I was like, because I can get
rid of this stupid aquarium yep, And I like and
then I'm is done with it. I have to worry
about getting worms.

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
Yeah, everybody, Uh, wing know what? You know what the
best part of this launch sitting with this guy is
seventy five cent wings.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
That now that's a special. That's that is that was
that's seventy five cents a wing is not bad? And
did he pick up the bill?

Speaker 4 (01:00:18):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
No, picked whole thing. Okay, come on, man, he's living
on the couch. I knew that going in.

Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
He was living on your couch for a while. Everybody,
thanks your call today, enjoy your weekend. Uh we could
off that rock block for you. It is one hundred
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Speaker 4 (01:00:35):
You smiling when your smiling, smiles at you and one
eleven eleven the sun comes shining through when you're crying,
You're very.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
Long, they're in stop stop, We'll be.

Speaker 4 (01:00:58):
Happy to just smiling.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
Let's just smiling, keep on smiling, smile. I'm smiling rocking
out man, I know.

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
You guys are awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:01:10):
I love looking at you guys on my way to work.

Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
She was a guy.

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
Yeah, warming up Chip and I'm like, I'm a down
you heay, we're rocking. Hey, thank you you shot to
the fact. Yeah, keep me laughing. Man, you guys are great.
Good morning guys are hilario. Let's take it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
Oh God, is it my radio or are you only
broadcasting in MANA show?

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
This is the ratings in DJIL like, if you're on it,
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