FRIDAY 11-08-24

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Wake Up, Wake up? Oh, wake up? Does now why?

Speaker 2 (00:13):
In a world of dull, mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radios and stand above all the rest.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
And this show.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Isn't it?

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Here? I am well? And am I Michael? What's happening
to men? Do you test test test one too?

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Not enough coffee of my system. I suppose.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
We need some rain. Man, you're the weather guy. I'm
here and maybe Sunday.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
I'm out there yesterday because I I planted grass, right
to say, you plant grass for the fall, but you're
assuming you're gonna get some type of rain. I'm watching
stuff just I don't know, just just it's all brittle
and everything else. I'm not there yesterday, just kind of
watering it. And the sprinklers they go away today, so
the sprinklers are done. I'm trying to soak it me.
Everybody's lawns orange. Yeah, man, it's it sucks.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
Yeah, even like the nicest lawns in the neighborhood. It's just,
you know, it's been like it's I'm not even kidney.
I think it's been what two months, three months, it's
been a week like any real substantial rain.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah, but I don't know. We always seem to get
it on a Memorial Day weekend or like the nice
holidays get rained out of poor people on the board
Remember the year the people on the boardwalk were suffering because, yeah, dude,
it was raining every weekend. They're like, this sucks.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Uh, you only have a certain amount of weekends in
the summer, and it can it can kill you. But
it's crazy, like, you know, look at what happened with
South Carolina, North Carolina, Georgia, all that stuff right Florida.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
They get all that rain. None of that came up here. Yeah,
where'd that storm go?

Speaker 4 (02:05):
It's just you turned, it went back down, just stayed
over North Carolina and then it just went away.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Got my in laws, man, they're getting snow already. Colorado
got a bunch of snow. New Mexico, Albuquerque, New Mexico
got a bunch of snow. I'm like, I know it
was do.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
You know my wife turned to our upstairs air conditioner
on yesterday, My wife tried got it got up to
uh seventy seven in our bedroom. My wife's like yeah,
and no, no, no, we gotta we gotta turn the
upstairs unit on.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
It's like it's hot. It was like, it's not hot.
Put a pair of booty shorts at a bikini top
on it. They go, It's like, uh, it's like uh
daisy duke. Well, she like, I like it cold. I
like to bury myself under the cover. So I'm just
a pair of underwear. I like to bury myself under
the covers. But my wife she gets cold, so she
comes to bed and like, you know, nice little cute pajamas,

(02:51):
but then she stuck. She has a robe around her,
so I can't even feel her up without I'm doing
the nott and it's doing that. I'm like, I'm trying
to get up there and I can. It's like take
this thing off. It's like sleeping next to a rug. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
I missed out this morning because uh my little guy
had dental surgery yesterday, so he ended up snuggling up
with my wife last night and in our bed. So
I ended up crashing on the couch and when I
wanted to say goodbye to her, she had like a
little mighty on.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah. Well, so I was like oh I missed out
on this. Yeah, it's hard to do with the guy
in the room, you know, a little guy. Well that's
what it is, and our and I respect that.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
And it's honestly, it's to the point where he's for
three people in our bed because he's.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Not little anymore. Yes, it's like having a big dog
in that.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
Yeah, and it's like it's just not comfortable. I'm much
rather there are times we have a couch in our bedroom.
There's times I'll you know, if one of the kids
jumps in the bed, I'll I'll jump onto the couch.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
My buddy. Man, he's had his kids like lay in
bed with him like for too long. Like yeah, Like
I'm actually like, they go to bed there, you want
to snuggle in afterwards, Like his kids would just automatically
assume they sleep there. Then he got two Great Danes,
two dogs, they see, he got two king sized beds.
I actually all it. He pushed them together in his bedroom. Man,
I'm like bigger than a California I was like, bro, man,

(04:06):
really I put my dogs on the floor. Man, that's
what you got it. Now, everybody Friday, work week, it's
almost over hanging there. We'll have some fun today. We're
gonna find a ZXL Workforce Employee of the day.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Yeah, one hundred bucks to Ocean and they're doing a
big Christmas spectacular over there.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
We'll give you details coming up just a little bit.
It's one hundred point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station,
z XL Morning Show. Good morning. Everybody doing line? All right?
It and we'll do it. Line and things sucks. I'm Scotty,
good morning.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
You're some news fout us A Cumberland County Prosecutor's Office
detective that was killed in a home of asion last month.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
It just gets worse and worse. She was shot execution style.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
Prosecutors stated that during a press conference yesterday, four people
are charged with the murder and related offensive offensive.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
Offensive as it's offensive offensive but its related offensives in
the October fifteenth killing of Detective Sergeant Monica Moseley, and
a fifth degree charge with helping cover up evidence of
a crime. During a detention hearing for one of the defendants,
the prosecution presented extensive details about the killing, how the

(05:20):
defendants allegedly tried to cover their tracks, and how DNA
evidence on a bullet tied one of the alleged killers
to the crime. Prosecutors are calling a hit and run
that killed a twenty one year old woman in Millville
last month a homicide. The victim, Caroline Bump of Millville,
was found dead on the side of a road. Passer
bys found her in the early morning hours of October
twenty third. Well detectives arrested at twenty two year old

(05:43):
Brianna Rowley of Vineland. She is charged with homicide, vehicular homicide,
leaving the scene of an accident, causing death, weapons offenses,
and obstructing the administration of law. Authorities alleged the two
women knew each other and were together before Bump's death occurred.
As Bump was standing in the street, the woman struck
her at a high rate of speed and fled the scene.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
That makes a little bit more sense because you usually
gonna chuck it up as an accident. Yeah, this was
what she ran her down.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
A wildfire burning on the border of Burlington and Camden
Counties has grown much larger since Thursday morning, but fire
crew said they've made good progress containing it. The Bethany
Run wildfire, which is located in the towns of Evesham
and Vorhees has burned about three hundred acres has of
eight pm, it was about fifty percent contained. And there's
a big fire up by Great Adventure up in Jackson too. Man,

(06:30):
we need rain. I don't know what we have to do.
Can Donald Trump bring in rain?

Speaker 1 (06:34):
There was one right by my mom's house. This one
right by my mom's house. Yeah, that's that's this one.
It's right on the border of Gloucester County. Yeah that's right. Yeah,
that's that one. So so they said it's about fifty
percent contained has.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
Of last night, and they will The evacuation orders were
lifted around six thirty pm.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Like, my mom loves like three miles from me, and
I'm looking at smoke. It's a puffet, huge black smoke
everywhere about in that direction. My mom's house ses like, callers,
actually you okay for what? I was like, there's a
fire buyer house there is, Yes, what have you been
doing all day? She's like, let me go take a
look her. Her clothes must smell so much like cigarette
smoke that she can't smell the sea, Like, well, you

(07:14):
gotta fig I smell it now, is it?

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Mom, it's it's not even a mile from your house.
Has she smelled all her life? Uh?

Speaker 4 (07:20):
She started it four So I mean you gotta figure
she has no sense of smell anymore.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Oh, I would assume not No, yeah me, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
That many years of smoking, there's no way she could smell.
So yeah, to her, its just it's like, oh wow,
it smells good. It's like a new cigarette. That's news.
What about it's called wildfire. She got to pack a
wildfire wild Will Ravens beat the Bengals thirty four, thirty
thirty five, thirty four Crazy game. Eagles Cowboys four twenty
five takeoff on Sunday, six Ers Lakers tonight. Bronnie James, Look,

(07:51):
it was nice and it's nice that him and his
son got to play on the court together in an
NBA game. But after tonight, they're gonna send Bronnie James
back down to the G league. And I don't think
I don't think you're ever gonna see him ever play
in the NBA game.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
And they used the first round pick on him, right
they Yeah, they a high drive. Lebron pulled some strings
to get him there so they could play together, and
they did for a couple of games.

Speaker 4 (08:14):
But he sucks and so they're like, look, as an
owner of a of a of a team, you gotta
be like, hey, man, I I gotta do the business
decision here. So they're gonna send him down to the
G League and maybe dude, he might end up, you know,
being okay down there and make his way back.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
I doubt it though, because he really sucked. Yeah, it
was like one for seven with two points. But more
bad news for the Sixers Tyrese Maxi's expected to miss
a couple of weeks because of a hamstring injury.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
Yeah, it's all bad Flyers. They beat the Lightning two
to one. Flyers Panthers tomorrow and Jim Curtin probably saying,
who's Jim Curtin? He's been the coach of the Philadelphia
Union for the last eleven seasons, was fired yesterday. There
you go, that's news. That's sports Sunny Today. Hype to
seventy one, clear tonight, open at forty two tomorrow for
your Saturday more son High apt to fifty nine. It's
fifty seven outside right now with a hunch of point

(09:02):
sevens EXL sup.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Ters is rock station stag EXL Show. Let's see how
this goes? Okay, he started with my house what I
call a clothes drop. Okay, I am no longer and
this is me. I was doing my laundry and all
my kids laundry. My wife would handle hers. I don't
want no parts of it. I don't know what you
watch a sweater with. I don't know any of that.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
Yes, I don't touch my wife's laundry. I try and
do my kid's laundry, but then she yells at me,
but then it sits out forever. So I'm like, can
I just do it so I can get it done.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
See, I'll blame her for the suit. She does three
wardrobe changes a day, like, she doesn't even recycle pajamas
like I would wear pajamas. Honestly, I don't know, like
a day or two if I'm sweating like a pigot
knight that I change them out earlier. But I can
get through even with my jeans, Like I'll hang up jeans.
I'll probably wear them the third time. I end up
washing them. But my wife doesn't do that, or to

(09:54):
do my kids.

Speaker 4 (09:55):
But see, my my wife does this man, and it
takes a toll on her. The clothes will pile up
in our bedroom and then they'll be there, they'll be there,
they'll be there. And then finally, like yesterday was the
day she had like a break. Yeah, and she's like,
I just can't deal with this anymore. And I go,
but but it's it's this is you, like none of
this is anyone Else's like, it's awesome that you can't

(10:18):
deal with that anymore, but you don't have to deal
with And.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
That's where the clothes drop started. And I would just
take her clothes. I'd wash them because you know, she
hides them in the laundry room behind the door, but
you can't get in there and open the door. I
look that I have to start washing them, and then
I just take them. And there's a I think it's
fat Man's scoot where he goes bass drop, right. I
think about that in my head every time I do
the clothes drop. I'm like clothes drop, and I just

(10:41):
drop them on the floor.

Speaker 4 (10:42):
So I'm very particular about this. So because a lot
of times, especially like towels or like tee towels from
the kitchen, or if kids leave their clothes like around,
like my son will walk in and just shed clothes everywhere.
I'll throw them in the washing. I won't turn it
on yet because it's not a full load, but I'll
throw in the washer just.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
To get them off the floor.

Speaker 4 (11:00):
Okay, So now my wife will come in and want
to do a load of laundry. She'll just take that
and throw the clothes that were in the washer on
the floor. And to me, I go, just wash everything together.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
The loads or you already got a minute.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
So she throws it there on the floor and I
go to me, that's insulting. At least get a laundry
basket and put them in a laundry basket. Now, what
really gets on my nerves when you have clean clothes
in the dryer and someone goes to use the dryer
and they take all the clean clothes out of the
dryer and just dump them on the ground.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Dude, because they're.

Speaker 4 (11:28):
Clean, you're now you're dumping them on the ground again,
Get a laundry basket.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
We have one hundred in the house. Get along.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
I'm not asking you to fold them, but at least
put the clothes. Respect me enough to put them in
the laundry basket. Our rule is if it's on the floor,
then it's dirty. John should be the rule I have
a whole bed and a spare bedroom. That's my that's
my workstation. When it comes to clothes, dude, my thing
is you take if you want to use the dryer
and there's already a load in the dryer, that's done,
You put it in a laundry basket.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
And here's the next move. You put that laundry basket
on top of the dryer. When you signal that it's
on top of the dryer, I know those clothes are clean.
It's so bad. You know what I'm looking for for Christmas.
I need to find laundry baskets that stack up because
I want to be able to get everything off the
floor and just stack them up in our bedroom. I
don't care where they go as long as they're not
on the floor. But I told my wife, I said,
I said, I'm done. I tried to explain them too.

(12:14):
When you take your clothes off, like turn them right
side out, dude, it's I got to take and I
gotta undo them. I gotta make them the right side.
Then I gotta put them in each pile. Said I'm not.

Speaker 4 (12:23):
Kidd man, I'm done with clothes man for the kids.
So we all come in through our garage. Right, no
one ever comes in through the front door. Were coming
through the garage, Dude, I can watch a human being. Shit,
it's a shoe here, it's a shoe there, pants, jackets, sweaters, underwear, socks.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
And I'm like, I'm watching it go up the stairs
and I'm like, what, Like, this is not okay. Yeah.
My wife tried this one too. She got a laundry
basket that has two different sides. She's like, well, just
put the theirs is gonna be a one side and
the other one the other kid is going to be
on the other side. It's like that never works. Yeah,
So many times I put one kid's closing with the
other kids closed because they're just about the same size. Like,

(13:01):
I'm like, I don't read the tags. I am not
reading the tags. I hold it up and say, hmm,
which one of my kids could fit in this pair
of pants? And I put it on the bed and
that's it.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
We have a like a horse trough when you walk
in from our garage because I got so tired of
shoes just being thrown about. Yeah right, so I said,
all right, at least just throw the shoes in this
big horse trough bowl. Yea right out here, right just
to put put them somewhere designated area. But now my
favorite part is now no one can find their shoes.
So then they go down and rip it apart, and

(13:31):
now all the shoes are thrown all over.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
The horse trup. The ones you need are only in
the bottom of the bottom. But I'm like, if you
just took them where they belong, which is your closet,
you would find them easily. I had two pairs of
shoes growing up. I had like a nice pair i'd
go out with, and I had like a like a
pair of sneakers. That's all, like, God is a kid, dude,
my kids because they get hand me down. So listen,
you're listen. You've helped out too, Dude. He has I
don't know, fifteen pairs of shoes. I'm like, what is

(13:56):
it's too much? Even that? And clothes, like we get
tons and tons of clothes. It because all the other
kids are bigger than he is. It's like I was like,
it's too much.

Speaker 4 (14:03):
Well, and that's the thing is my little guy. He's
now starting to respect his body, like he does his hair.
He likes the way he looks. There's sneakers and everything else.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Man, get it, He's.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
Getting, he's ready's getting, he's ready for the bitches for him.
And but the problem is, man, he'll do a couple
of wardrobe changes before school, right, which is I'm okay
with hey, man, you're trying to find it. But then
he just throw the clothes on the floor with the
hangers and I'm like, but that's not there's another step there.
You need to if you're not gonna wear that outfit,
you gotta put it away and put it back on the.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
On the rack. Yeah. I do that with jeans now
because some are a little bit snug, and I'm like, nick,
I can't do it. I do that when I go
to weddings. Man, it's like, what pair of dress pants
did I buy that are thirty eighth? That fit me? Real?
Com man? It was? It was nice, man, because I
have dropped some weight.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
So I went to suit chopping a couple of weeks
ago and uh, and I was like, finally a suit
that like fits. Because we went to a wedding about
a year ago and my wife's like, you have to
wear a suit and I was like, can I just
wear a blazer?

Speaker 1 (14:59):
You have to wear a suit? And dude, I I'm
not kidding. It was like spandex.

Speaker 4 (15:03):
Yeah, And I'm like, it was uncomfortable all night, to
the point where after the wedding there was a post
party and I went back to the hotel and put
jeans and a shirt on, and I'm like, I'm not
wearing and I threw the suit away. I left it
in the trash can of the hotel. Yeah, because I'm
like this, I'm like, I never want to be in
this suit again. So my kids are away for the
weekend with their cousins. We're going to the poker this weekend.

(15:23):
When they get back on Sunday, they got a pile clothes.
Both you guys dig in man, like it's gold. Figure
it all out. It's all you want to keep a nocky?

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Is that what it is? What's that? Is it? What
you want to keep a nock key? No, it's you
fold it, you hang it up, you put it to
make them fold. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
Oh yeah, dude, I can't. I can't get my little
guy to clean his room. And I we're not even
closed the folding close yet. But that was the sure,
Like my mom would sit there and and and I
would I had to learn how to fold close.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Yes, learn no, no, no, I don't care how they go.
Go put them on the hangers and your pists get folded.
Figure it out, boys and know it's next and I'm
close to it. Put it in the washer and to
dry yourself, do your clothes.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
I don't trust that. And my oldest she started using
the dryer. We moved into this house and she broke
the pushbunk. But like the power button, I'm like, how
do you break?

Speaker 1 (16:09):
That? Was like the family feud button. I was like, yeah,
what you smashing your thumb into it? Like what are
you doing? Look, we get back. I will not got
some rock newists and Scottie news. Here's some rock news. Dude.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
Okay, you put this on your credit cards, so you're
gonna have to call your credit card company and see
if we get it refunded.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Ah, who is it? Uh? Me?

Speaker 4 (16:35):
And you Look, we don't talk about a lot on
the air, but we love black metal, black metal. It's
not black guys doing metal. It's it's like, uh, it's
like goth real dark heavy metal.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
Yea, not living color we're talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's not black guys do it. It's it's black. It's
it's like evil heavy metal.

Speaker 4 (16:55):
Me and you love it, not Lenny Kravitz, like you're
wearing your black metal headband today. So the band Mayhem,
who is a big black metal artist, they've canceled their
fortieth anniversary North American tour. Me and you bought tickets.
Like I said, you put it on your Discover card.
You're gonna have to call Discover and see if you
can get it refunded. We were gonna go to see

(17:16):
them in Queens at the Knockdown Center November seventeenth, but
we were.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
The only ones that purchased tickets, So they're not gonna play. Yeah,
the two tickets to two clowns in South Jersey, I don't.
They didn't give a real reason. Oh we know the reasons.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
Got a medical emergency is the reason. So if you
were going to see Mayhem, the black metal band, they've
canceled their tour. I know we me and you actually
talked about maybe going up to Montreal to see them.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
Actually, you know what I just they said that all
they can do is a credit. We're gonna have to
use that for something else. So now it's only for
another black metal band. So now we have a credit
at the Knockdown Center in Queens. Skid Row. They were
being interviewed and.

Speaker 4 (18:02):
Is his name Rachel the bass His name is Rachel,
Rachel Bowlin and guitarl Now it's Rachel's that's Rachel and
guitarist Dave Snake. Sabo spoke out about the March twenty
twenty four departure of the band singer Eric Gronwald really Snake, but.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
I think so.

Speaker 4 (18:19):
It's on his birth certificate. So the guy Eric Gronwald,
this is kind of a journey thing. They found him
over I believe it was like the Netherlands or something.
He was on YouTube or one of those talent shows
over there and he was singing like skid Row songs.
They're like, all right, man, we'll grab you right. But

(18:40):
after only two years he left the band. He's Swedish.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
He was diagnosed and now it's all coming out with leukemia. Wow,
And so he said he had to prioritize his health
over the band.

Speaker 4 (18:52):
And you know, the band wished him a full recovery,
thinking he'd probably come back to the band once he recovered,
but he didn't. And now I guess he's writing a
book about his time in skid Row. So maybe the
guy's in skid Row are saying like, hey, maybe you know,
maybe we weren't too great.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
To the guy. Oh well it's not gonna come out right.
Uh So now and now skid Row is using the
chick from.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
They're they're they're using Lizzie Hale on tour jus So, Uh,
they really liked the kid.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
I mean, they only had nice things to say about it. Uh.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
They thought he was going to come back to the
band and he decided not to. And now this kid's
writing a book, a tell all about his time, not
only his time in skid Row. But do what I
guess he gets like like, Sweden's got talent?

Speaker 1 (19:42):
Who buys that book? Like, even if you like ski
he I think he's thinking Sweden.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
I don't think anybody in America is gonna buy it,
But I think in Sweden he's got a name and
uh and you.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
Know probably it's he's probably a big star in Sweden.

Speaker 4 (19:56):
And then all of a sudden, you're playing a barroom
in you know, Shaboyan right right, and you're like this sucks, dude,
I don't want to be in skined Row. We're playing
a bowling alley. They asked us to stop because it
goes galactic, and that's Great's what I want to want
on bowling. I want to not be able to see
what's happening other than the blue pins.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
Dude, nothing was cooler.

Speaker 4 (20:17):
Man, when you got to be like twelve thirteen, fourteen
and galactic bowling came on, was pretty off.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
It was awesome. You can see the stains on your
bloody shirt.

Speaker 4 (20:26):
Judas Priest will celebrate the thirty fifth anniversary of the
classic album pain Killer extensively live with the Shield of
Pain Tour in twenty twenty five. This rare and unique
set will include beloved classics and we'll be defending the
metal faith in a truly memorable experience.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
They said. Throughout Europe next summer.

Speaker 4 (20:43):
It's a pres twelfth album, Painkiller, that was recorded in France.
And I don't know if you know anything.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
About that pain Killer pain Killer. No. Actually, I'm just
ready to go get the water so you can wrap
this up. Oh, if you're a.

Speaker 4 (20:58):
Fan of the album pain pane Killer, Judas Priest is
going to be toying that. Uh, you know, they're going
to do the whole album and then all their hits.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
That was their album. Judas Priests album was gonna be
weird if it wasn't their album, if it would be weird.
They were just doing a whole other band's album. Hits
came off of Painkiller.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Do you know.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Pain pain Killer? Oh? Okay? It was their twelfth album,
so it was way into the thes. A lot of songs, man, Yeah,
you figure ten ten songs per album at least you
got it. So you have one hundred and ten songs
before you hit the bangers of Painkilling Killer. Wow, it's
a lot of Music's a lot that is good for
Judas Priests. Man, I think you're in the rock and

(21:36):
roll How much of those are just layup songs that
you just got to fill the album? Remember you had
to fill the album. Remember back in the day, you
would buy a CD for one song and the rest
of the songs would just throwing, and then the single hit.
I get the song and I get the instrumental. I
was a game changer.

Speaker 4 (21:49):
I remember my first single, it was we Didn't Start
the Fire by Billy Joel. I didn't have had that
one too. I didn't I didn't have the money to
buy the whole album. Store in front the Jerseys station
z XL Morning show. All right, tell me if this
discuss you or not, because it disgusted me yesterday. So
my little guy is at the at the dentist, right

(22:11):
and we'll get into that later on about what a
racket a dentist is.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
There's no menu up on the the wall, you could
pick that how much it's gonna cost. They got you
by the balls.

Speaker 4 (22:20):
And luckily I had a pretty un honest dentist who
you know, kind of went through stuff with me. So
my little guy, he's got to get some real work done,
like not a cleaning, Like he's got to get real
work done where he's gonna be in a little bit
of pain.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
So me and him are waiting. He's a little nervous,
you know.

Speaker 4 (22:36):
And one thing we do and they had me waiting
for a little over a half hour, and I'm like,
why did you tell me a time if I still
have to wait a half hour?

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Right? Like It's like I was like, hey, we got
here at eleven twenty. It's now going on noon, especially
early like that, Like you're if you're behind in the afternoon,
I get it. Maybe some things had you had some hiccups,
but I don't know. I'm just saying appointment in I'm like,
there's a couple people that came in after me that
got to go back, and I'm like, oh, what are
we doing here? What we're gonna do? Leave?

Speaker 4 (22:58):
No, you're stuff stuck there. So now this takes this
takes balls. So there's a there's one bathroom in the
lobby of this it's a very kid friendly.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
It's one of those dentists where it's like there's like
a jungle gym and like video games and stuff. So yeah,
little kids running around.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
So a guy a dad, I guess I would hope
it would be a dad. He walks up to the
receptionist and goes, hey, just wanna I I I. He goes, well,
where's the bathroom? And so she tells him. She points
to where the bathroom is and he goes opens up
the door. Now he walks back to her, all right,

(23:38):
and I'll tell me if you would do this, and
says there's.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
No toilet paper. See I. So now, so now everyone
knows what this guy's doing, right, you know what? Yeah,
but if you really gotta go, man, it's one of
those things you're gonna have to decide. Plus, I'm a
Dennis office. I know, unless I really have to go,
because I assume that door opens up to where the
lobby is. There's no it's gonna happen. Not a huge lie.
It's right there.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Now.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
I'm looking for paper tabs or tissues, anything I can
use other than asking her.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
But I'm like, I'm like, dude, like I but I mean,
I don't know. I you know, unless you're gonna explode,
I'm not doing a single bathroom in a dentist office.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Yeah, unless you really, really really he had the.

Speaker 4 (24:16):
Balls to tell her like, hey, I need a roll
of toilet paper, and now here is that the receptionist
having to go into the linen closet and get And
I'm like, so, now everyone in the lobby knows this
guy's about to drop of deuce.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
Right, and you think about that when you watch them
walk into the bathroom. I had to dude. Worst part
it was a forty five minute drive to the dentist office.
Ido p Yes. So now I'm like, oh, so now
he's in front of me and I'm like, well, now
I can't. Now you got to stack that up before
because you don't want that Yeah, it's kind of embarrassing
for somebody to come and ask, because you're right, you
know what he's gonna do is thro that door. Shit.

Speaker 4 (24:49):
Also, he kind of was a jerk too, because you
know he did that afterwards, right, he did what did
whatever his business was, you know, I had to beg
for the toilet paper, and then they'll you know, at
the end, man, you know you're doing your thing, and
you know, when you're leaving the dentist's office, I always
make sure I ask the receptionis there anything else I
need to do? Like is do I have to make
another appointment or anything like that? And then they usually

(25:10):
say no or say yeah, like we got you all scheduled.
And then I always say all right, thanks, have a
good day. So that guy goes up to the woman
and she's like, uh, yeah, you know, okay, blah blah blah,
you know, here's what you have to do, and he
just turns his head and walks away.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
No, like, have a nice night, have a nice day,
thank you, you know, you know, have a good weekend,
nothing like that.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
And I go, dude, I don't know, man, that's super
rude either. I say it quietly to the woman, so
nobody else can know. And again you're gonna have to
deal with that embarrassing to her. But here I think
about it too. Everybody does it. I like to think
my wife doesn't do it. She's nice. She'll go like
two floors up in the house and go do it
up there, and I appreciate that, where I don't like,
I just go where I have to go, and she's like,
you know, courtesy, flush and all that. Or I go in,

(25:52):
I come out and say, by the way, there's no
toilet paper there. You might put more toilet paper in,
but I live. I give it about ten or fifteen
minutes before I go into that room, just a courtesy
in case someone has to use the bathroom later.

Speaker 4 (26:04):
There's no Another part is that the front desk girls
cue say that's even worse. That's a tough one, right, Yeah, yeah,
that's that's when you work in an office like that,
that's tough because you got to deal with that, especially
because it's a kid's dentist, so your kids are disgusting.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
So maybe you know the blame it on a kid.

Speaker 4 (26:21):
Yeah, like, hey, there was a kid that they Hey,
just letting you know there was a kid that used
up all the toilet paper. We have your kid, go
do it and save the self the embarrassment. Yeah, yeah,
but that's I would never do that unless I'm literally
dying ill. I would never have done what this guy did,
really ready to come out like this guy. To me,
it's way too embarrassing. But it's like the doors right
there in the lobby too. You open the door, I mean, yeah,

(26:42):
right there, I'm sure you can hear everything that's happening.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
Yeah. So I was like, man, but and here's me.

Speaker 4 (26:48):
I'm like, I just got a p Yeah, Like I know,
there's probably a bathroom in the back that like the
dentists use, right, like the better bathroom. I'm like, hey,
where's where's that bathroom?

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Yeah? Can I get the VIP back through hacking? One? Man,
I was at the CrossFit gym. So I go into
the bathroom and there's like two of them, and there's
a woman waiting for me when I get out. Now,
the person before me destroyed this place. Gotta let it
say that was not me. That's exactly what I said,
and said, by the way, that what that wasn't me
at all? Yeah? I do you own airplanes too? Man?
You walk out and give you that's that was you saw.

(27:21):
I was thirty seconds. That was not me, that was
the pilot. Look, I got a one hundred bucks.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
Yeah, one hundred bucks to spend over at Ocean and
tickets to a Christmas show going on over there.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
So if you it's actually a Christmas spectacular.

Speaker 4 (27:38):
If you want to go over to Ocean, get a
hundred bucks to spend and get to meet the good
old Santa Claus six zero nine six seven seven one
hundred seven six zero nine six seven seven one hundred
and seven six zero nine six seven seven, one hundred
and seven one hundred bucks the Ocean and meet Chris
Kringle six zero nine six seven seven, one hundred and seven.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
We're not having even the Thanksgiving yet. We get back,
I will knock out some headlines one hundred point seven
the excels out Jersey's rock station. Why do you put
candy in front of me? Bro? Did you do this? Now? Yeah?
You did? Because they're cold the refrigerator. What what do

(28:17):
you do? And somebody wants them? There's a kid in
Africa who wants a piece of candy and you just
threw it away. So I wish there was a way
should be proud of you.

Speaker 4 (28:26):
Now, I won't tell her that right after this, you're
gonna dig into that trash. Can I've done that with
old food?

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Dude?

Speaker 4 (28:33):
Oh yeah, a piece of pizza sitting on top of
the trash. It's protected by a couple of paper plans.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Come on, now, I wish there was a number for
the police where it's like, hey, it's not really an emergency,
but you might want to check this thing out. There
is there the police station? Okay? And I can say,
and you say it's non emergency. But here, Hey, I'm
driving down the black Horse Pike and there's a guy
next to me leaning back in his seat, driving his

(28:59):
car smoking a blunt. Is that is that somebody I
could call in?

Speaker 4 (29:03):
I mean, do you know it's a blunt? I mean,
you're being very bro Okay, First of all, I'm not
a huge we guy right, never been. But I'll smoke
it occasionally if it's round, like I hit it at
my party.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Whatever.

Speaker 4 (29:14):
I never bought weed cigarette. I never rolled the joint,
never did any of this stuff. Never rolled the joint,
never half man, never rolled the blunt. I know you
haven't experienced life, so.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
I'm glad you brought that up. Now I'm watched. I'm
looking at this guy, him and his girlfriend. So he's
he's smoking like a blunt. It's legit now it's not.
You don't know, you could have rolled his own cigarette.
You know when there's a meme that says, you know
what this feels like when you get hit with it,
and it's a picture of a kickball. Bro I'm looking
at this blunt, I'm like, I remember exactly what that

(29:45):
blunt feels like and tastes like in your mouth. It's
like and I haven't seen one in a while. And
I don't know where they got him from. I think
it was like the old Philly blunts, and they would
they would cut him out and out and you would
be in there.

Speaker 4 (29:57):
You would buy blunt blunts, Philly blunts whatever, and uh
you cut it open to use the paper, yeah, and
then you'd roll your blunt and then we would add
an extra layer of zigzags on top of that. What's
a zigzag wrapping paper like like right?

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Yeah? Yeah, and so uh, you know, so.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
You would have jobs or zigzag and we use zigzags
and so you'd roll zigzags on top of the blunt.
That he already rolled, and then we would put it
in the microwave for about fifteen seconds. Jesus, it was
an art yeah, dude, one hundred percent it was.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
It was also that feeling too, of like when you
hit the blunt, like listen, it's kind of nasty, but
the end of it was kind of all soft and
kind of mushy sometimes, and it was like because everyone's
everyone's right, you know, everyone's passing it along. That was
like the nasty part. Some fast go. So I'm stuck
at the I'm stuck at the light. Here's this guy,
windows down and I'm watching. I could see him, Like,
the guy is totally smoking a blunt. I don't know

(30:54):
the rules about we yet. I don't know what you
I don't know, but drive That's what I'm thinking.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
I'm like, Okay, this guy, once again, you're being presumptive
in saying that he is smoking weed. He may have
just you know what, to save money. He buys his
own tobacco and rolls his own cigarette. It was so
bad I could smell it and my windows were up
in my car. I could see it everywhere any shopping
center I go to anymore. As soon as I walk out.
It's just the smell of weed is incredible in any

(31:23):
parking lot.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
It's not even like good Man. It it like it's
it smells electronics, smells metal, like like I don't like
to me it never that we never got me where,
Like I have to have it all day Like I
watch these guys. They smoke all day long.

Speaker 4 (31:40):
Look, if it's a Friday night like tonight, if I
want to chill out, you know, maybe it's like I
don't know, eight nine o'clock, my wife and I don't
pop an edible or I you know somehow. You know,
I got some some swag and I'm I'm gonna go
and uh and and roll a joint. Okay, cool, But
like I don't need to get up in the morning.
I know guys who just do you Look in high school,

(32:00):
we used to wake and bake because we hate to
go into high school. So we did that so like
we could be high in school and we thought it
was cool. But now like these guys have all day long,
it's all they do. This is nine o'clock in the morning.
I'm on the Black Horse Plike.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
I only assume that this guy is probably dropping his
girlfriend off to go to work and he's not working
that day, dude.

Speaker 4 (32:19):
So we work out of a building here that has
other offices, and one is a like it's a school.
It's you know, I don't know, teaches some type of nursing.
And all the boyfriends drop their girlfriends off. Yeah, and dude,
every one of the guys stinks of weed. They're just
the girls are coming out weed is It's like a
Cheech and Chong video out of the windows of the cars.

(32:42):
They're dropping their girlfriend off to become a flabbotanist.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
I'm like, you guys all have jobs that you start
at ten am because the work the work day has
already begun. It's nine o'clock in the morning, like where
you headed to. Yeah, I don't I don't get that.
Weed never got me like that.

Speaker 4 (32:57):
I'd much rather have a like a nice hard drink
in the morning, right, like you know, like a you
know that there's nothing better than like a like a
breakfast beer and like a Saturday right, other than smoking,
because once I smoke, I get all cloudy.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Yeah, I couldn't imagine functioning throughout the day. And maybe
they do it enough where it just they do. I
think they just build up a tolerance. Yeah, I hit it,
do you right? I want to be around like I
don't know, like a fire or them or something like that.
To me, it's the ending of a night, yes, right,
I know that I'm settled in. I got nowhere to go.
I don't have the one pick up any kids. I
don't have there go and and run out and buy anything.

(33:33):
I'm just settling for the night. That's why this guy's
driving down the Black Horse Plike. I'm like, yeah, I
mean we used to do dumb stuff like that his kids.
But was this guy a kid, Yeah, kind of a kid.
I don't know. They're all kids now to me, I
mean so yeah. I mean when we were kids, man,
like on our way to high school.

Speaker 4 (33:47):
Dude, it was a party in our car, Like you
might swell, there was a there was a like a
party ball, right was there was weed soon before the.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Whole legalized weed thing. Again, Like, there's a lot of
great area. I don't think you would ever try pulled
that move off. He was like him, maybe he's confused.
He's like, I think I can hunt, you can't drive him. Pair,
So if the guy's high in driving, you can't do that,
bait but I mean, that's the thing is everyone smells
like weed anymore. So it's like it's gotta be tough
for a cop. You're like, all right, like you know where? Yeah?

(34:15):
Where do I drove along? Could I walk the straight line?
Can I do the alphabet backwards if I'm high? I
don't know. Can I do it sitting down?

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Sir?

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Fuck? We get back. We'll do some trash. Oh love trash,
anything thirty on energy on anything, racket rock or roughing

(34:45):
long crash.

Speaker 4 (34:47):
Hey, here's a list the sexiest men. This is for
People Magazine, The sexiest men off the market. It includes
Sean White, the snowboarder just got engaged, the Flying Tomato,
that's what they call him, Jalen Hurts in the Philadelphia Eagles,
a guy named Noah Lies.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
I don't know who that is.

Speaker 4 (35:08):
Dak Prescott, Darius Harris, and Adam Peedy are some of
the athletes. Lady Gaga's fiance Michael Polanski, co founder of
the Parker Foundation, was recognized. Uh Tom hell Free, Justin Thurreau,
Avan Jorge Joel, Kim Booster, and Michael John sut Senna.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
We're all part of the list too. So I only
know a couple of these people. Yeah, I don't know
hardly any of them. Yeah, Jaylen is married. I guess
he keeps that secretly. Yeah, I mean I know nothing.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
About anything like stadium or any Did your kids ever
watch Blues Clues? They might be a little too old
for blues. Yeah, we didn't do Blues Clues, so my
kids watched Where were Blues Clues?

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Kids?

Speaker 4 (35:51):
And Uh, the guy who I guess hosted Blues Clues?
You know, he has TikTok and sucks megas. He's old
now in bold and he was like a kid. He
was like a teenager when he hosted the show. I
guess he put a video up and he's kind of
like a mister Rogers type. He put a one minute
clip up on his TikTok where it was just him

(36:13):
right after the election, relaxing outside, sipping from a mug
and resting against the fence.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Okay, so he enjoyed the election, he did so. The
way people took it was even though all this chaos
is happening, he was just relaxing. Good.

Speaker 4 (36:28):
So it was silence with just him sitting on the fence,
drinking whatever his call for your tea or maybe it
was Jack Daniel.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
I don't know he was getting bombed and are we
canceling him for that now?

Speaker 4 (36:38):
No, people loved it, people said, because it's gotten one
point seven million views already. It gave people some calm, right,
like after all the chaos of the election. Yeah, Bluey,
My kids watched Bluey. Oh, well that's the new one
now that it's it's Australian, right. It's the dog that
one the dogs, the one with the kid where he's
sick he has cancery as Oh he bought up the

(37:01):
as a PBS show.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Kayu kiu.

Speaker 4 (37:04):
Yeah, my kids were. My kids were Barney Wiggles. That
was big, Barney Wiggles, Mickey Mouse Playhouse. Those were probably
the top three that ran through my house. I was
big in the SpongeBob.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
Dude, you don't a SpongeBob as always it SpongeBob still
kicks herround my house. Yeah, like I'm fucking ten years ago.
I loved SpongeBob.

Speaker 4 (37:22):
I got my kids in the Pewee Herman's Playhouse. Yeah, dude,
every kid loves it. You put that in front of
a kid and they're like, this is awesome.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Yea. Mark Wahlberg, he has a restaurant in Vegas. It
caught fire.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
At Cantina is Mark Wahlberg's Las Vegas restaurant. It started
on the patio and ended up getting into some of
the building.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
By the way, shout out to those brothers, man, they
make a good burger. Was the Wallburger's at Ocean a
couple of weekends ago, real nice burger Man.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
Dolly Parton, she said that she was bummed out. She
invited the Royal family to come to Dollywood and they
turned her down.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Yeah. I haven't been yet, but I hear things about it.
It's it's an amusement park and the Smokies, you know,
it's it's fun. It's a lot of fun down there.
She's had it forever. Man, she's she is.

Speaker 4 (38:07):
She's great down there. She does a lot of charity
work for those people in the Smoky Mountains.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Would you say it's more like Dorney Park or Clementon
Lake Park.

Speaker 4 (38:17):
I think it's a mix between like a Great Adventure
and like a it's not as nice as Disney, but
it's better than Great Adventure.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Okay, that's where it lads.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
It's definitely better than Dorney Park, way better than clementon
Lake park Way better.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
Than Dutch Wonderland. Yeah, big one.

Speaker 4 (38:36):
Victoria Beckham, it's one of the Spice girls. She's married
with David Beckham. Their daughter can't wear makeup in public,
but the daughter does makeup tutorials online.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
Why can't she wear makeup in public? She's like, I's twelve. Yeah,
that's about that time where they try to hide the parents.
That's that weird thing. I forget how my daughter? What age?
You know?

Speaker 4 (38:56):
So my daughter got ends up makeup pretty early, but
like I didn't want her to be out there. Seanpae
ramsaying like, at like at eight years old, I.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
See that now, Like like friends of ours have daughters.
They got to be like four or five. They do
dance and all that, and the makeup is like glopped
all over their faces. They look like mummers. I'm like,
what what is this? Looks like Paul Stanley from Kids.
They got like this sequence thing on and they're out
there doing their Dude, I have to do that.

Speaker 4 (39:20):
My My daughter did dance for years and you, dude,
that's not cheap. You got to buy those right. Dance
was the worst to Mac.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
But I'm like, what does this end? Up doing? Does
she is she gonna be a backup dancer for Jala? Right?
Where's here? Right? Yes? As a as an investor, you're not.
You're not investing in a product you're gonna get a
return back.

Speaker 4 (39:39):
On Kristin Cavalier who just got divorced from the that
lazy quarterback who just got a DUI.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Uh he was the guy Cutler Cutler, Heay Cutler.

Speaker 4 (39:48):
Well, she started dating a guy who was like ten
years younger than her, and she went online about how
great their sex was.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
I think it was just a throat in Cutler's face.
That's probably why he's drinking and driving. I just wants
to go away and just real the rest of his life.
We keep her him up because I heard so she.

Speaker 4 (40:01):
She heard the boyfriend that was ten years younger. They
broke up, but apparently they were seen out in Nashville
hanging out because that's where she lives.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
So they're trying to keep it friendly. Donald Trump has
resigned from McDonald's. I saw that he sent a letter
to McDonald's has a goof saying that even though he
enjoyed his one day job, he's going to have to
resign because now he's president, say what you will, man,
he ran a pretty flawless campaigns pretty much. He had

(40:30):
a lot of fun. That and the trash truck thing
like people thought would blow up in his face. No,
it was. It was fun, man, it was fun. We'll
wrap it up with this. In trash, Martha Stewart's ex
husband not happy.

Speaker 4 (40:41):
So she has a documentary that's on Netflix right now,
and she talks about how much he cheated on her
and how she cheated on him, and he's not happy
that that's all going public.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
There you go, some trash. Hey, good morning, c XL.
Good morning. How are you man? We're doing well. Thanks
for asking. What's your name? Mike Wisely? Right, Mike Wisely,
you were wisely to pick up the phone this morning
and call buddy. You're z XL work Force employer of
the day. Thank you. Yeah, I'll be honest. This is
one of the better things we give away. I love this. This.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
Hundred bucks, Yeah, hundred bucks to Ocean and four tickets.
They're a big Christmas spectacular that's happening, So I'll hook
you up with that.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
What do you do, Mike Wisely? I work at Harra's.
I'm in room service all right over at Harn's. Will
you take a break and you'll head over to ocean?
God down, good, what's happening? I believe it's the entire
month of this November and December. Oh yeah, I don't
wait to hit that.

Speaker 4 (41:33):
They'll send you, they'll send you all the info. That's
that's their work. I don't know how long it runs
for it come on, it runs the light April, you
can sit, you can sit on Santa's lap in March.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Hey, so what's a what's what's a proper tip for
room service? I assume it it should be more than
twenty percent because you're running that all the way up
to my room, right exactly. Yeah, yeah, like a waitress,
like a way to I was just like justify on
how like how much work they really did. I'm at
least a twenty But if you really break your balls,
and I see you're breaking your balls, you're twenty five
thirty percent, But you got to come all the way

(42:04):
up to my room, that should be like a forty percent. Okay,
I gotta three, yeah, I gotta. I got a question.
Have you ever walked into any in anyone's room and
they're naked? Absolutely? Oh, that's on purpose. They're there on purpose.
They have been. Yeah, they do it on purpose sometimes
and they just, uh, they want to see it and
look on your face and like, yeah, I was gonna

(42:26):
say it. And they're never hot, right once in a while,
you never know. It just sucks. It suck the guy. Yeah,
I want to stay. I want to stir the coffee
with my dog. That's a tough one. Yeah. How long
you've been doing it? How long you've been doing that?

(42:47):
Thirty five years? Look at you? So you're getting close
to retiring? Huh? I am yet there? Did he tip
you with chips too? You get tipped with chips? What? It?
Used to do that a lot, but now everything's done
by the fire. There was no chips anymore.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
Man.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Yeah, yeah, all right, buddy, Mike, Mike, Mike who works
in the room service. You got one hundred bucks to
Ocean and their tickets to their big old Christmas spectacular.
All right, that's great, all right, you stay on hold.

Speaker 4 (43:15):
We're gonna get all your info a right, and I
would like uh an order of mazzarella sticks and chicken
ten they're sent up to our studio.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Do it right now? Man? Please, you stay on hold, okay,
I got Yeah, I like room service, but i'd like
unlimited room service, like when you go to like like
an all inclusive resort.

Speaker 4 (43:33):
That's my favorite. Man, when you can just order as
much as you want in a room, it's fantastic. I
got married in Mexico. Remember you didn't go, man, you know.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
Who to blame for that, by the way, too, And
so you didn't go, so you would have saw this.
This was awesome. So you had the room service, but
the room service cut off at a certain time in
the night. I don't know what time it was, right,
but on the.

Speaker 4 (43:53):
Way back up to your room, like we'd be drinking
at the bars all night. Would be on the beach.
We watched the super Bowl, the Eagles win the Super
Bowl at the pool on a big screen TV. They
had a cheeseburger bar right before the elevators.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Yeah you did. Do you know how I hang? Were
down there for five days.

Speaker 4 (44:10):
Every morning I'd wake up with like like onions and
let us on my face would have I passed out
in the burger.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
Dude, it was awesome. The greatest room service story I
have is we were in Mexico first night, last time
we were there, My wife got roofie at the bar,
so I get her home, clean her up, you know,
she washed her down. She's fine, she's sitting in her room.
So I have nothing to do. First night, we're in Mexico,
right uh, So I get I on the TV is
straight out of Compton, and I ordered room service guy

(44:40):
named ice Cube. I ordered room service like I would
order room service without my wife. She's she's never gonna
remember her. She's unconscious, she's sloppering. I'm just checking to
see if she's alive all night. She can't even stop me.
I'm ordering. Normally, she'd be like, do you need three
double cheeseburgers. I'm like, she can't talk, she's rufie. One
of the worst time of my life. I had put

(45:01):
on some weight. My wife was worried about me, and
every year we would go up to see my buddy
who lived in Jersey City.

Speaker 4 (45:09):
And Jersey City has become like a very like cool
hip spot the baby It's like the new Hope. So
my wife loves it. So we're out drinking all day
with my body. We get back to our hotel looking
out over the Hudson, you know, and there's no room service.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
To this hotel. But my wife's hungry, and the falafel
truck outside right, it's shut down.

Speaker 4 (45:31):
So we call Dominoes. Now once again, I'd put on
some weight and we get Dominoes.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
My wife's eating a piece of pizza in the bed,
you know, as he doing a hotel, and I'm dipping some.

Speaker 4 (45:41):
Cheeseybread into the garlic sauce. And she just starts crying
and she yells. She yells at me as I'm dipping
my bread into the garlic sauce.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
Hadn't even eaten me yet. She goes, You're gonna die.
What a mood killer. The way the room, I put
the cheesybread down. She's crying hysterically, and I just went
to bed. This isn't even fun anymore. Yeah, look we
get back, we'll do some headlines. This l South Jersey's

(46:16):
rock station.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
I'll tell you what, man, it's a it's a racket.
The industry of dental is a racket and a half.
You don't know what you're looking at on that X
ray right, Like I know, she's like, oh, do you
see right here in the X ray? And I'm like,
I don't know, sure, I don't know what that is

(46:39):
so my little guy.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
He was due. He was a tough kid to try
and get to brush his teeth like he would. He
would make up excuses, he'd run the water under the
brush to make it make it look like he brushed
his teeth.

Speaker 4 (46:50):
More work than actually just brushing your teeth, right, And
so it was a real pain in the in the
butt for the first couple of years of him trying
to brush his teeth. Now he's you know, turned the
turn the table, returned the corner on that, and he
brushes his teeth now. But some of his you know,
his new teeth coming in there. His baby teeth are

(47:11):
all banged up. So we go and then we go
to the dentist a couple of months ago and she's like,
you know, we might have to do some some adult teeth.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Are coming in. We have to do a root canal.

Speaker 4 (47:22):
Okay, Now I'm reading all these things about root canals,
and I'm like, I don't know if I want them
to do it.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
My wife just got one taken out by a holistic dentist.
The only guy would do it, because it's yes, this
is not a holistic dentist that I went to. But
so I was like, okay, Now here's the thing.

Speaker 4 (47:39):
I don't even know why people have dental insurance because
dental insurance covers like a cleaning and then everything else
is like street cash.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
Out of your pocket. Twice a year's all I get
from my dental insurance. So it's like, okay, sure dental
insurance is that's why six dollars a month. And so
the woman, you know, she's like, okay, here's you know,
here's where he's at. And he was gonna have to
have two canals. So I was like, okay, well, I'm
just gonna pay out a pocket and uh She's like okay, well,

(48:06):
let me get right back to you. She comes back.
It was a fourteen hundred dollars bill. And she goes
back and she goes, it's four hundred dollars and where
where'd a thousand dollars go?

Speaker 4 (48:15):
I was like, disappeared. So she goes, well, we're gonna
pull the teeth instead of doing the root canal. So
I said, okay, I said, as long as I know
that his teeth will kind of come back together, and
she goes, they most likely will, but if not, he
can get braces or a VISI line and it all
line up again and I'll never miss the teeth, right.
So I'm like okay. So then I'm at the dentist

(48:36):
yesterday with the little guy. He's a little nervous because
we're you know, he's never been you know, I never
had dental work like that done. So the dentist is like, okay,
one more time, like do you want to do the
root canal or do you want to to pull the teeth?
And I was like, well, give me, give me pros
and cons. And because I was like, I was like,
the money thing sucks, but I'll do, you know, if

(48:56):
you can save the teeth, I'll do what you tell
me to do. And she's like, well, if we do
the root canal, it's fourteen hundred and uh it's a
fifty to fifty shot.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
It'll work. And I go okay, so hold on, so
hold on and I said this though.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
I said, so, ma'am, doctor, doctor, ma'am, you're telling me
that I would be charged one thousand dollars more for
a fifty to fifty shot and then if it doesn't work,
I would have to pay another four hundred dollars to
get the tooth pulled. And she's like, well, yeah, and
I go, Okay, you're gonna pull both teeth.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Think about it. Think about how that sounds. Hun like, yeah,
you think about how that sound. What do you think
this is? It's not even fifty one forty nine, You're
a fifty to fifty shot. And I was like, tells me,
they know most likely it's not.

Speaker 4 (49:43):
Going to work and he would have to go to
another surgeon. And I'm like, I'm like yeah, I'm like,
so you're telling me that he'll never miss these teeth.
And she's like no, because you know, like I said,
either they'll grow in with the wisdom teeth or they'll
get you know, he can get braces or of VISI
line and it'll end up being okay. So I go, oh, yeah, okay, Yeah,
I'm gonna go with that. I'm gonna go with that,

(50:03):
and I'll be honest. I'm not bashing her at all.
She was very honest and upfront with me. Yeah, and
I appreciate that because I didn't know anything. Easily a
Dennis could have said yeah, we have to do a
root canal, not tell me the odds, and then a
year later I'm back, you know, paying money to get
this tooth pulled because the roucnal didn'more.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
Yeah, we got our our kids get their teeth cleaned.
The little one, seven year old doesn't even have full
teeth in yet. They wanted to go in there. They
wanted to do some type like like he's like it
was a cavity or something in one of his baby
teeth and she wanted to I don't know, to fall
out or she wanted to do something with it. I'm like,
it's a baby do. Let me tell you. These women
had it down. It was like it was like boom boom,

(50:41):
boom boom. At the end, we're like, we're there's a
paper in front of us, ready to sign for like
eight hundred dollars. I'm like, hold on, we just moved
way too fast. There's salespeople too. Oh yeah, all we
had to do was sign that paper and it was
eight hundred dollars. I don't even know what it was for.
But man, they hit you with it, and and my
baby teeth they're going they're gonna fall out.

Speaker 4 (50:58):
And I'll tell you what, man, my twelve year old
was high has a kite. So they did it with
laughing gas, right, and so they got they got him
on laughing gas. He's high as a kite. Then they
numb him up right, so now he can't feel his face.
He keeps singing the song by the weekend and so

(51:19):
he gets about drugs. He's on him.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
He was on drugs. He is a kite.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
And dude I'm watching is this little Asian dentist, very
nice woman and dude. She has a grasp of his
tooth and she literally is pulling it out like you
pull weeds out of your lawn.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
Were you able to watch it? I was in the room, bro,
I wish I.

Speaker 4 (51:39):
Could see that it was because at first I thought
I would stay out in the lobby, right yeah, And
she's like, oh, you can come back, And so I'm
sitting there watching the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
I'm taking pictures. I'm filming it. Oh that's awesome because
it's a weird thing where you don't feel what they're doing.
But like sometimes I'll grind or do that with like
the you know, the drill and stuff. You hear it,
but to have it, it's like wiggle wiggle, and they
just pull it. I'm like, damn, that whole tooth look
like dude.

Speaker 4 (52:01):
It was crazy to watch you're watching it, like you
know how Mario used to pull weeds out in in
Mario Land. But yeah, and then uh and dude, he
took it like a trooper because I hate when they
inject into your gums. That six injections. Yeah, that's why
he couldn't feel his face, dude. And he never even

(52:22):
he only flinched when she was pulling out the.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
Two I do my I do. My body goes off
the chair, I start kicking my feet. That needle goes
into my gum. I guess one of the things is
epinephrine is what they pump them full. So his his
legs were involuntarily just like shaking. And I'm like, are
you cold, buddy, And he goes no, I just can't stop.
And his legs were like and I go to the
doctor and the doctor's like, yeah, that's the Yeah, that's

(52:45):
the drug. His legs will be shaking like that for
a couple of hours. He's like, damn, Like what trucks
do you pump them full of? Look, well we we
get back, we'll knock out somehow. You think you have,
you think you've got it bad. I don't think we
have a bad. Uh. Some monkeys in South Carolina.

Speaker 4 (53:09):
They got loose, police department said forty three Raizu's, Macacca's,
mac Muk's, Macacay's.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
Well, what dude, this is ray Hu's. I'm pretty sure
I got that right, Macacay's.

Speaker 4 (53:25):
There are monkeys escape from a lab in South Carolina.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
Of course they did.

Speaker 4 (53:31):
Because they we want to get that like your dog
escaped yesterday, Yep, because he wanted freedom.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
That's right. These monkeys want freedom. He got it for
about two minutes and then my wife pretty much beat
the hell out of them. So now verbally, verbally everybody,
they're now roaming free through the region.

Speaker 4 (53:44):
A post made to make it clear that the monkeys
post no health risk to the community, but residents are
strongly advised to keep the doors and windows closed to
keep them from coming inside their homes. Back in twenty fourteen,
twenty six monkeys escaped from this lab and they were
find twelve thousand dollars by Department of Agriculture.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
I hope this is it. I hope those things are
so intelligent from the test that they did. This is
now planet of the apes. They are now, but it's
gonna be gainst us to start taking over our country.
Whatever you wanted. These monkeys, right, one of these ray
Hoo's monkeys. Like you're jumping around the woods in South Carolina.
You're having a blast. Yeah, just let them be. How
big are we talking. It's like a full ape like
the size of me. I guess it would be like

(54:21):
a little spider moo. I think it's like a little monkey.
I think.

Speaker 4 (54:23):
Yeah, it's like the ones that we used to see,
like on TV that were at diaper One of those again,
like a bear.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
I used want to go up there and give it
a hug or high five it because you think it's
like everything you've seen on TV. Then you see the
video of that woman getting her face ripped off. Oh
I remember that. Yeah, dude, dude, they're nasty man, and
you know what they go for.

Speaker 4 (54:39):
First you're junk. Yeah, yeah, they want to rip off
your toes, your fingers, and you're junk first. This is
what we should do with the child predators. Just put
them in a room with a monkey.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (54:51):
Hervey Bay snake catchers in Australia are doing some solid
business with one homeowner. On October twenty second, they were
called to a house because of a carpet python that
had managed to clog a toilet.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
The snake handler took one for the team and dove
in to get the snake. Three days later, they were
called to the same house to dig into the same
toilet to capture a different python. Reports say the toilets
are now free and clear to use however you want.
So I, dude, I don't. Australia, I've heard is crazy. Dude.

Speaker 4 (55:24):
There's there's animals and creatures in Australia that are insane, like.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
Spiders a size of your head. Yeah, I don't want
any of that.

Speaker 4 (55:31):
I don't want snakes in my toilet. I don't want
any I don't want to want a plane. I don't
want to I don't eat snakes anywhere. The other day
I was buying worms for my stupid bearded dragon that
I inherited from my daughter when she went to college.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
Why don't she take that?

Speaker 4 (55:43):
That would be a cool thing for a con't it. Well,
my oldest daughter just moved out. I tried to push
it on her. I was like, you want to take fred?

Speaker 1 (55:50):
She said no.

Speaker 4 (55:51):
So I'm waiting in line with this, you know, with
these worms, and uh, A lady comes around with this
snake wrapped around their arm and She's like, anybody want
to touch it? And I'm like, no, get him away
from me. Where were you at the pet store?

Speaker 1 (56:04):
Pep store?

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Was she?

Speaker 1 (56:06):
Did she work there? Does she bring it in with
her like you bring your dog in? I think she
may have brought it in, but she may have been
looking the bye. I don't know, but these weird guys
on the boardwalk through that I'm like, I don't want
to touch stupid snake weirdough.

Speaker 4 (56:17):
For forty two years, Tom Bowie had gained a moniker
of the Doctor Pepper man. Bowie says that at one
point he was drinking five leaders of Doctor Pepper every
day and spent about thirty nine thousand dollars over the
course of a.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
Decade just on Doctor Pepper.

Speaker 4 (56:30):
Dentist told him the level of acid erosion on his
teeth was equivalent to what they see in a seventy
year old man, and he was bloated and putting on
all kinds of weight. Finally, at the breaking point, he
decided to seek help from a hypnotherapist to help him
kick a soda addiction. He says the two hour zoom
session was a success. He's now opting for water, which
helped him drop fourteen pounds. I was never a doctor

(56:51):
Pepper fan. No, not a big Doctor Pepper fan, but
I watched the video. There's some YouTube channel that pops up.
It's a Marshalls from the fifties and sixties, and uh,
it was in the fifties that I guess. It was
like a dessert tree. They would boil Doctor Pepper and
that's how he served them. It was it was hot,

(57:13):
like like a coffee, but it was doctor Pepper.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
I haven't had soda in a while. Yeah, I'm not inside.
I mean with popcorn. That was my favorite. Would be
a movie theater popcorn would believe it, but my wife
doesn't allow her.

Speaker 4 (57:25):
Growing up, man, I love soda until it did it
bangs up your teeth and everything like that.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
Every now and then I'll have a diet soda, but
that's about it. Growing up, man, I guess my dad
was like a fat Italian. We always had coke or
pepsi in the refrigerator. It was always there for kids
just to pour and we just dude, we had it
with every meal. We had a I remember when it
went from a two liter bottle. You remember the three
liter bottles. Dude sat right on the counter. Man was

(57:50):
awesome and it was real glass. Uh, there you go,
those kids laying you not so much. One hundred point
seven z XL South Jerseys Rocks. They show. I was
throwing back into the day's of COVID yesterday with our little, uh,
our little online promotion meeting and how much I hate zooms.

Speaker 4 (58:09):
Oh yeah, man, And like you could tell like we
had every once a month we have a meeting with
like all our bosses here and it's all through zoom
now and because no one's in the same office.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
Yeah, and so like I'm in a car, I mean
you were in a car. One guy across the hall
is at a kid's soccer game. The kids are screaming
in the background. He's muning, he's unmuting. It's it's weird.
I kind of do miss the face to face promotion
meeting we used to have, maybe, but it's tough and
like we these one guy's in Delaware and other guy's
in Harrisburg. You know, you all can't be in the

(58:40):
same room. It's one of those things where it's a
real meaning. So you know, some things that I want
to say to you you want to say to me,
the guy across the hall, he's kind of in on
it too. But then I'm like, I feel like, because
we got real big wigs from from iHeart, they're on
a thing too.

Speaker 4 (58:51):
They don't think these things are funny. Me and you
jumped on about five minutes early. It was getting dicey,
by the way, and one of our big bosses was
on and I we were trying to feel them out
a little bit by saying some really really nasty stuff
and he was.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
He seemed to be enjoying it.

Speaker 4 (59:07):
Yeah, like I think he liked that, but then he
as soon as like another boss hopped on, he kind
of cleaned up his ax.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you know how I find
out too. It's the timing. Like it's there's so many
times I wanted to jump in there with like a
little like a little joke and yeah, you know, kind
of loosen it up a little bit, but it's like
I go in because it's comedic timing. You don't just
go right in. There's that that pause and then you
go in. But if somebody else has already jumped on
and they can't hear what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (59:30):
Is because a lot of people with these zoom calls
will mute their mic, so when they have something to say,
then it takes the extra second to unmute the mic
to come live and then say it. So, yeah, you
do miss that timing and listen. I love the guys, man,
they're awesome. We We've had none but a great experience
here at iHeart, but the big wigs aren't funny, and
I think they were trying to be funny a couple
of times.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
I'm like, and just so it's not just so it's
not awkward.

Speaker 4 (59:54):
I'm like, yeah, yeah, but you gotta understand we're one
of probably fifteen zoom calls. These guys are doing that. Yeah,
I know, right, so it almost becomes like they they
say the same dumb jokes in every call, right, because
it's just their their stick.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Yeah, you know, so I'm sure it gets super boring.
And the guy here, he's real quick, man, he's like, yeah, no,
I'm like, I don't know, Let's loosen up this conversation
a little bit and come get in there, dive in,
let's have some fun. You know. Yeah, I like I
like how much I hate zoom calls.

Speaker 4 (01:00:23):
Well, I like that, Uh, in the in the meeting,
I love this, but like I was like, hey, like
the only question I had was like I was like,
we have a new boss, and I was like, I'd
like to you know kind of it has to be
through zoom or maybe he makes his way down. We
go out the lunch and to sit down. You're like,
don't worry about him. Yeah, don't don't worry about him.
It's fine, it's fine. If something goes wrong, he'll he'll, he'll,
he'll contact it now.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
And I explained to everybody, I just keep my head down.
We just do our job. That's it. All they want,
you know what they want numbers twice a year. All
they want.

Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
They want money being made, and we're making them money,
and uh, we're all doing fine. As long as you're
as long as we don't say something really stupid. We
say a lot of stupid stuff, but as long as
we don't say something really stupid, we're okay.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
And returns they want to return on investment. Yeah, they
were pretty good too, because it was also there was
also like cuts and stuff that happened here, like yeah
we didn't get the email. We're cool, leave us out
of it. Yeah, yeah, I'm like. I was like, yeah,
He's like, is everybody okay after you know some of
this some of the things that happened over the last week,
And I was like, well, I didn't get the email,
so I'm cool, Yeah, you tell us, Yeah, and then
if we do get an email, just disrecord that email.

Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
Yeah, like the guy from office Space who's now just
in the basement, Like if I just ignore it, I'll
just keep coming in.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
The guys are awesome, but I just I just hate
the time. I hate the whole zoom thing. I hate
the corporate stuff. But I know you got to play
the corporate game.

Speaker 4 (01:01:38):
But yeah, those are they sitting a lot of us
because we had meetings before here where me and you
our only job was to dismantle the meeting, right that
was just completely destroy the meeting and to the point
where the person running the meeting would just give up.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
Yeah, yeah, we're let down yesterday, everybody, Thanks for your
calls this week. Always welcome to the show, Glen, We're
all part of it. Stay there, we kick off a
rock block. Enjoy that weekend. It is one hundred point
seven is the XL so after is rock Stations, The
XL Morning when you're smiling, When you're smiling, smiling, old

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smiles at you. And when you're eleven, oh love o man,
the sun comes shining through, shining when you're crying. Let
you bring along their end right, gonna stop you'll shouting,
stop your side, We'll you be happy. Where you smiling.
Let's you smile, keep on smiling, keep on smile. I'm

(01:02:37):
a smile dropping out, man. I know you guys are
all My love took me guys on my way work.
She's like, oh yeah, warming up ship and I'm like,
I'm a down here. We're rocking. Hey, thank you? You
shot you the best?

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
How you doing? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
Keep me laughing? Then you guys are great. Good morning guys, hilario.
Oh god, is it my radio or it's are you
only broadcasting in Manaho? This is the rate in DJ. Like,
if you're on it, I would listen to it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
Man, getting up in the mornings doesn't suck anymore.

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