FRIDAY 2-28-25

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Hey? Man? What's happening on this beautiful Friday morning? It
is a little chili. But then I like, during the
day it warms up. I can get used to this.
Then I gotta remember we're still in February. Well, my wife,
it got through about sixty yesterday, but inside my house
it's still like fifty eighth old show. You turn the
heat off, she turns everything off. Yeah, yeah, no, still

(00:56):
you still have take We're keeping the house at a
toasty sixty five, and that way you can still crack
a window. I think yesterday upstairs got to about sixty
seven on its own. But then at night, man, yeah,
it's gonna cool off. Well there's no sun yesterday. So
I got a work thing I'm doing, like a zoom calls.
I'm in a pair of sweatpants and a late sweatshirt
and I'm cold, and I'm like, why am I cold?

(01:18):
I know what I work? My wife works. We could
afford to turn the heat on for two hours. Just
turn it down. She turns it completely off. She turns
it off. Well down for us. I mean we're usually
a sixty two anyway, So down for us would basically be,
I don't know, I'm sixty You can't douse at sixty
two at all times. Sixty two to sixty four doesn't
get higher than sixty four, so heat you don't go
above sixty four. I respect that. I like that. In

(01:40):
the air conditioning, man, we're at like seventy seventy two
is where I live, and I honestly, if I know
there's not a lot of traffic through the house during
the day, I'll keep the air at seventy four. Yeah, yep,
but yeah, we comfortably live about it's sixty four. No
one's home, sixty five people home. Yeah, that cool, pretend fireplace.
I fired up. Just make sure there's no leak, and

(02:01):
I fire it up. It comes on for about a
minute and I turned it off. We had company a
couple of months ago for a weekend, and my wife
ran it all weekend and I go, I go, do
me favorite keep an eye on the bill. A month later, dude,
you see it. You watch it shoot up, and I go,
this thing is just burn it. It's wen as well
throw dollar bills in it. Yeah, I take I take
pieces of paper and I put a flashlight on it

(02:23):
and I just blow it with a fan and it
looks like a little fire, like, oh look on Licen toasty, dude.
I just tell people it's broken. Now it's broken. I
can't turn it on. Sorry. Well, mine was, huh, what
if there is a leak it's gonna lead from this
thing that I never use? And yeah, it took a
while for it to fire up and it went and
I was like, all right, it works, yeah mine, Uh
yeah that that first time lighting it up, But it's
usually around Thanksgiving. It takes about, I don't know, two

(02:46):
minutes to hear the clicking and then yeah, you hear
the poof and you're like, I guess it works for
the season. Yeah, you finally hear that poof, You're like, okay,
I'm not gonna die and it just working. Okay, I
guess this, you know, magically is gonna work everybody. Friday
will wrap up the work week, which means we're gonna
find XL workforce employees. The day to day people digging
these fab four tickets, Beatles Tribute at coming to Harris.

(03:07):
We're gonna hook you up, coming up just a little bit.
Run two point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station, ZXL
Morn Show. Good morning, everybody doing live. I can go
alrighte it and we'll do it. Lot and things sucks.
I'm Scotty, good morning. Here's some news foul used. The

(03:29):
Justice Department released the new batch of Jeffrey Epstein files
after the Attorney General, Pam Bondi, said she was reviewing
classified documents in the case. I was a dud. It
was it dug yesterday. Yeah, we didn't get anything yet
they replaced. It was a bunch of documents that have
already been out there because the Giselle Maxwell federal criminal trial.

(03:51):
So yeah, nothing, you know, Prince Andrew's stuff which we knew,
some French modeling agent which we knew, any of the
flight list, and apparently more stuff's come in. But now
there's a court in New York State that is holding
it up. I don't know, man, there must be something
on these that it really is damning, because this is

(04:14):
pretty easy just to put out there, and the hurdles
that they have to go over stopping it, Like if
you don't want it to come out, why don't you
want it to come out? I heard Ralph Maccio's on it. Well,
I think she got a little too big for her
breeches and like got excited and said, I'm gonna put
these out and then kind of she couldn't catch that check.
So she had a rush to put this together. And

(04:36):
then a court in New York State said yeah, yeah,
we're gonna stop it for right now. So Jesse Waters
show and like, again, she doesn't sound like she's she
sounds like she just got excited in the moment. She
didn't sound very smart, to be honest, but she looks great.
You know, she looks hot, but she sounds like somebody
who got like you. Ever, It's like when a guy

(04:59):
I I don't know, let's say, okay, Brandon Graham, perfect
exam example. Right, guys running off winning the Super Bowl,
He's already said he's gonna retire. Right at the end
of the Super Bowl, He's like, I think I'm coming
back for one more year. You get involved in the moment,
and I think she was one Fox News and she's like,

(05:21):
you know what, yeah, we will, we will really, And
then you're like, now you're out there right now, you're like,
oh boy, I gotta release these. I don't even know
if I have these. Like remember the politician who yelled
and it ruined his political career? No, no, this is
years ago. Oh Joe Biden the president. Remember it was

(05:44):
a guy he yelled and it ruined his political career.
And he was like, we're gonna go to New Hampshire
and we're gonna go to Kentucky and he yells and
hit such an unmasculine yell. It ruined his entire political run.
It ruined political career. The death of Gene Hackman and
his wife yesterday. When we left the show, it seemed like, okay,

(06:08):
carbon monoxide poisoning. The police said it was nothing crazy
to be found well throughout the day, the gas company
came out and said, no, there's no gas leak here.
They had been there for a couple weeks dead, they'd
been mummified. Wow. They found the wife in the bathroom
with pills scattered along the countertop. The dog was about

(06:30):
ten to fifteen feet away from her. Jean was in
a whole nother room of the house front door was
open and other dogs were roaming the property. So cops
yesterday did finally say that it is suspicious and there
are still investigating a little way to go. Gene Hackett
ninety five years old. Now people are coming out saying

(06:51):
she's a little weird. The wife. She would have him
on weird diets and everything like that. Don't get me wrong.
He was ready to go at ninety five. You're ready
to die, but not this way. It's weird. She had
like a heater in the bathroom when she where she died.
It's all very odd. Fast food job. Fast food job
losses in California have spiked after they went up the

(07:11):
twenty dollars for a minimum wage. You don't say. A
research group study discovered not only were the teny seven
hundred jobs lost between twenty twenty three and twenty twenty four,
but prices at the establishment soared by fifteen percent after
the new minimum wage became the law. The quote is
California fast food restaurants also increased automation and technology to

(07:34):
offset the raising labor costs. Yeah, if you're gonna be
paying people twenty bucks an hour, of course, the food's
gonna go up in price. Now we told you what
was gonna happen. It works. You shouldn't be making twenty
dollars an hour we're working at McDonald's. Sorry, you shouldn't.
That's news. What about sports? Six Ers Warriors tomorrow Flyers

(07:55):
lost them Penguins five to four. They played the Jets tomorrow.
Tampa Bay are the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are reinstating John
Gruden to the Ring of Honor for baking it back
man slowly dipping his toe back in the NFL. I
think within the next couple of seasons he'll be back
coaching in the NFL. And Miles Garrett said he does
not he does not want to play for the Browns,

(08:17):
so he's gonna do anything this season not to play
for the Browns, Gonna play for free. And the Phills.
They were down there in clear Water playing the Yankees.
They tied seven to seven. They take on the Red
Sox this afternoon. That is a one to five start.
There you go, that's news. That's sun clowns today high
to fifty two, clear tonight, oh forty one. Tomorrow four
year Saturday, windy high up to sixty thirty nine Outside

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Right Now lunch point seven the EXL Soap Jerseys Rock Stations,
ZXL Morning Show seven EXL Soap Jerseys Rock Stations, ZXL
Morning Show. I'm playing good cop, bad cop with reading
in my house for my kid. Uh oh, I'm the
good cop. I think I'm I think I'm the good cop.

(09:01):
So I'm helping him out with his homework. Last night,
my wife's doing the uh she's cooking and uh it's
I had to look up what an adjective and an adverb.
I get those confused because I'm all on. Let me say,
because it's been a while, Yeah, what describes what? So,
an adjective is the description of something. Yes, it describes
a noun. Okay, yeah, So like I'm a fat man, Well,

(09:22):
fat is the adjective, and that is describing the man.
Like it's a that's a that's a pretty house. Yeah
right right. The pretty is the adjective. You got it, Yes,
it's a pretty house you described in the name. Now
an ad verb, okay, So it's a verb that describes something.
Because it's an adjective verb, it's a word that describes
the verb. The verb is the action night, So it's

(09:46):
a a verb that describes the action. So it's a I, okay,
I'll give you one. I don't okay, Yeah, I ran fast.
Ran is the verb how did you run? You ran fast?

(10:06):
Fast is the adverb. Okay, yeah, I smell bad, perfect, Yeah,
I'm masturbated quickly. What we're playing the game, it's quickly.
So yeah, I gotta look all this stuff. It's it's
so funny because I'm there's stuff. I haven't thought about

(10:26):
that stuff in years. Even when I was learning it,
I wasn't paying attention to it, even some of the math. Man,
I gotta go back and like I'm double checking to
make sure, like I don't know when I told I'll
make applying decibels like I gotta make sure I move it.
It's like, however many my kids, I'll help you through
elementary school, I have to tap out once middle school hits. Man,
I stop paying attention to schooling. So I'm I'm it.
I have the education of a fifth grader. So I'm

(10:48):
doing it. Yesterday. We're looking it up, and you know,
we're getting some right, we're getting some wrong. It's all in.
It's all on the laptop now. A dangling participle, which
is crazy because like if you get a one wrong,
it keeps kicking you back. Like I seen the kid
get like times before I got involved. You could be
correct it before moving forward. Yeah, yeah, well it'll take
points away, like you got to get to an eighty
school old thing. Is this whatever something? So this is

(11:11):
what and this is the problem. So there's a whole
paragraph now we're doing uh, we're doing uh, I think
a social study or science or something. So he's there's
like a like a couple like maybe a paragraph you
have to reason in order to answer the question. So
I can see he's he's barely getting by that. He's
not reading it and he's just he's guessing as soon
as he gets like a sentence in. I'm like, no, no, no,
I was like, you have to you have to read,

(11:32):
like you have to read through the entire thing, and
like I'm trying to and my wife, like we're discussing
on whether she hates school, like she hates the schooling
and everything else. She's rolling her eyes. I'm like, no,
the kid has to learn that, yeah, lets your homeschool,
Lets your homeschool, and that he needs to do this
like it or not. He needs to do this now.
Do I think my kid's going to college? Probably not.
He might be a trade guy. I'm gonna put the goals.

(11:54):
I like the goals. I can see it. He's he's
not that. I don't think he's that kid. We'll see, right,
maybe take a business class, but put camer in that
kid something like that. Look she's rolling around. So I'm like, no,
matter what you do, you have to read, whether you
go to fill out an application, even if you go
to a trade school, you're gonna be reading through a manual.
So I'm a good parent. She's the bad parents. Like, no, no,

(12:16):
we both we both have to be parents. And I'm
a kid who slid through school by get throing the
bare minimum. Put I put more work in doing the
bare minimum that I did if I just could have
done the work. But I also know guys who are older,
like like maybe like world between World War two and
Vietnam age. And there's one guy. Man, it was my
buddy who's got a few years on me, his dad

(12:37):
and he would talk about how he was at this point,
he had to be in his fifties and he's like,
I don't know how to read owned his own construction company,
very successful man. But I go, how do you not
know how to read? And he goes. In elementary school,
my dad died, so they just pushed me through because
they felt bad for me. He goes to middle school,
My mom died, so they just pushed me through because
they felt bad for me. In high school, I loved

(12:58):
with my grandparents. They both died in accident. They pushed
me through and graduated me from high school. He goes,
I don't know how to read. He goes, I never
opened a book, I never studied, and now here I
am at forty nine. I own my own company. I
worked hard, but I can't. You're gonna put a bill
in front of me. You're gonna put a contract in
front of me. I can't read it. My best friend
growing up man, his grandpa had to house, some brig team,

(13:19):
drove a Jaguar, had money, huge house, and he was
all season tickets to Egos, did it all. He started
an asphalt company with a shovel and a wheelbarrow. Real story.
Man don't know how to read, but doesn't know how
to read it all. I was like that, that's the guy.
I want to be that guy. My mom had a
guy great painter. She loved him. He was an older guy,
and he would have to bring his daughter with him,

(13:41):
and his daughter had to do all the contracts and
stuff because you couldn't read. Yeah people, Yeah, man, No,
this wasn't even like a language barrier. The guy was
from the guy. The guy was from Philly. Oh, we
just can't read it. He grew up poor, and he goes,
I just can't read. And his daughter. Uh. Instead of
teaching the man because you get to an age, man,

(14:02):
you're like, I'm not I'm never going to learn this, right, Like,
you just decide, all right, I'll have people help me
because I'm never gonna imagine trying to learn to read it.
Fifty Yeah, it was like twenty six for me. I
was about the age I realized that you just jump
in the radio and just have some fun. Dude. That's
where I look. Man, I go, I wish I had
so much fun in school. I have no problem when
it comes to the socialization in school. But man, did

(14:24):
I fail academically? I'm so dumb. Why didn't we just
read the book exactly? Just read the book and then
trying to paper on what the book is about. I'm
getting cliff notes. I'm like going through Dudee, my college
age son. He inherited that from me, where he works
harder not to do the work, And I go, dude,
don't be an idiot. I did that. Just do the work.

(14:44):
It's it's half the work by just doing the work.
I learned it by watching you, dangered percent.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
I tell him stories and he's like, I just did
what you did. I'm like, Jesus, I'm an idiot. Maybe
you can end up in market one p fifty doing
radio son, Come on, man took him into the radio
station the other day. He's like, ooh, yeah, I have
a pair of tickets to go see and these have
been hot all week. Fab four it's a Beatles tribute
band coming to Atlantic City over at Harris. Do you

(15:11):
want to see this Beatles tribute act called the Fab four.
It's fantastic dialo right now six zero nine six seven
seven one hundred seven six zero nine six seven seven
one hundred seven open phone lines by the way too.
I just cleared them our last pair four of the week,
so grab them. FAB four coming to Harris six zero
nine six seven seven one hundred seven Fab four The
Beatles tribute coming to Harris six zero nine, six seven seven,

(15:33):
one hundred and seven. We get back. We'll just rock news. Joe, Joe,
Scott rock move. Here's some rock news for you. A
new documentary called Bonos Stories of Surrender will arrive on
Apple TV on May thirtieth. Yeah, I had to. I
had to get Apple TV. Uh. My wife likes to

(15:55):
show on there called Shrinking. It's with Harrison Ford and
the guy from How I Met Your Mother. Okay, and
it's a funny show. It's a good show. But it's
like I had to go and find it. I thought
I had it. I didn't. I don't know what it is.
It is probably I don't know. Fifteen bucks a month
now for Apple Plus. See, I'm about to pull the
trigger on Paramount Plus because of that yellow Jacket show.
My wife and I like it's on Para. It's on

(16:16):
Paramount Plus. It's Paramounts. But yeslus so, yeah, it's not bad.
That's where all the Yellowstone shows live has It suggests
the film is based Stories of Surrender, the Bono documentary.
It's based on You Two's twenty twenty two. I guess
he wrote a book called Surrender forty songs one story.

(16:37):
So now there's a documentary about it. Like anything, You too,
Button me neither I do. It just seems like a douchebag.
But I don't know him personally, but he just seems
like he could be. He does a lot of charity work,
which is cool, I guess, but I'm never a Youtwo fan.
Bono Stories of Surrender will include never before seen footage
from the Beacon Theater shows in New York City, plus
performances from you two songs by Bono. Another version of

(17:01):
the film, called Bono Stories of Surrender IMMERSA, will be
available on Apple Vision Pro the same day. This version
is the first full length feature film available in Apple
IMMERSA video immedia format recorded in eight K with spatial audio,
which results in a one hundred and eighty degree video
that places viewers on stage with Bono and in the
center of his story. I thought this was gonna be

(17:24):
the way during COVID, If COVID lasted longer, this was
gonna be the new way you would buy a ticket
for a concert and have to put on glasses, the
virtual virtual reality glass, and you would be in the
arena to watch the show. I really thought that was
gonna be the way it might be, but I think
we're years out from that now.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
I was an NXX guy in Excess, in Access, that's
the guy. Yeah, you were one of the let's like
star Trek or you were so into in Excess you
had a nickname for them. Uh yeah, so Suicide Blonde.
You're a big fan. I give you watch. You need
to give you a watch. Yeah, man, we're you're a
big fan of the way the lead singer died. That
was Oh yes, that's right, that's it was autoerotic asphyxiation.

(18:08):
A Knew punk Rock auction has compiled hundreds of pieces
of memorabilia and personal items, including strands of Kurt Cobain's
hair and blood signed underwear from gg Allen. These collectibles
are part of Potter and Potter Auctions, Punk Monsters, Smut
and mad Men, a counter cultural gross section. It's called
I get a question. Is it underwear that's signed that's

(18:28):
already bloody? Probably? Or is it I'm signing someone's underwear
with blood. Gg Allen used to used to pee on people,
go number two on people while performing live. Gg Allen
was a weird dude. Wow. So according to the listing.
Strands of Cobain's hair were collected by his barber during
a haircut during the Bleach tour in nineteen eighty nine.

(18:52):
I guess they eat right now, three hundred and fifty
bucks to get a piece of Kurt Cobain's hair. I
wish my mother in law would have done that. She
used to do Elvis's wigs, true story, Like that was
her job. Yeah, Like she never collected anything, Like you
never thought to grab a lock of like Elvis's hair
or anything. Which is interesting because Elvis wasn't bald, but
he would be so sweaty because he was fat during
these Las Vegas years that he would wear a wig

(19:14):
to make his because his hair would be all wet
and messy, so he'd wear a wig so it didn't
get it didn't get messed up. Yeah, want to look
good for the pictures after the show. That was my
mother in law. Gg Allen's underwear is blood signed and inscribed.
It also contains lyrics to the song title Suck My
Ascid Smells. The underwear is stable, one hole near the rear.

(19:36):
Inscription seemingly used staining on it. That's going for four
hundred and seventy five bucks. Yeah really, Corns founding Bassis.
Fielding announced that he has not talked to the band
since twenty nineteen. In twenty twenty one, they made a
formal announcement saying he's going to take a hiatus from

(19:57):
the band. They wished him well, but he said, it's crazy.
They're still going on. They're still trucking. I'm still trucking,
but we're going in different pads. That's Fieldy from Corn.
That's crazy man, that he hasn't He hasn't even talking
to the guys since twenty nineteen. And Corn known to
lose members their drummer he bailed out in the early

(20:17):
two thousands and they replaced him and then Fieldy about
fifteen years later ends up bailing on the band. Good
for Corn, like they seem to stay cool throughout this
whole thing. Yeah, Like my son who's twenty two, he's
going to see He's seen Corn a bunch of times.
Still like him and his friends Yeah are still like, yeah,
we'll see Corn then. They you know what, they team up.
They're smart. They team They don't try and go out

(20:38):
and do a Corn tour. They'll go out and get
like three or four bands of all the same thing. Yeah,
and they'll go out and tour that way. It'll be
like corn stained Marilyn Manson right, something like that. Bobby
was awesome. That was a great showing. And another like
they're smart enough to know, like okay, or they'll do
all those like bad festivals with all the other bands
that sound like corn Yeah, they're the coolest ones there, right,

(21:00):
Like yeah, and it's pretty cool. They bring bagpipes on stage.
That's cool. Uh, there you go some rock news for No.
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(21:26):
do you know when things are off in your house?
I can feel it, feel it right, you feel like
there there's a there's a something in the ether, something
in the air where you just feel something's off. My
wife will smudge the house. Have you got had you
do this?

Speaker 3 (21:37):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (21:38):
You make like the the verbs and stuff like that.
Indians would do it. Yes, incense there there they they're
they're burning stuff and it smells awful. But it takes
all the bad spirits out of the house. Got the
the juju, the bad juju. Yeah, well we allow everyone
in our house. So uh, I go and uh and
something's like I can tell that when my wife and

(22:00):
my little guy plan something, I can just tell, right,
And and so the we're he how do I put
this jojo? What do you guys plan? Is what I
want to know. Are they take something that's easy and

(22:20):
make it hard. So my little guy started middle school
this year. Now, one of the things, he started school
about an hour earlier than he did elementary school, so
that means earlier on the bus stop all that. Well,
he was doing well getting on the bus, but I'm
not there, so I can't. I don't got eyes on
and I don't got eyes on, so I can tell

(22:43):
from time to time. Maybe they don't tell me things
like he missed the boss or my wife ended up
taking them late to school. But my wife hasn't been
feeling good lately in the mornings, and and so the
last couple of days he's been late to school and
to the point where I'm after our show taking him
to school, right, and I'm like, okay, So finally I'm

(23:06):
like there's something. I can feel, there's something off. And
my wife's trying to tell me, Oh, we had a
plan and we're gonna I'm gonna leave earlier for work,
but I'm gonna then now drive him to school. And
I'm like, okay, so I know he's not He doesn't
love having to get the bus early, right, but it
is what it is that bus takes you to school.
This is an excuse so she can leave later? Is

(23:27):
that what this is? No? Or he can sleep in more.
It's yes, it's him, it's on him, yeah, right, And
I'm like, do you like this is a thing? To
catch the bus teaches you to get up at a
certain time, right, to get ready and then be on
that bus. Stop has a responsible teach you responsibility. You're
taking away that responsibility when you let him sleep in
and you can coct the plan. Well, the plan. The

(23:50):
plan has failed. The plan has been in utter failure.
What a twelve year old thing come up with a
great plan? So I go and I I try and
get on the portal, the genesis whatever you call it, right,
I can't remember my password, So I'm like, okay, like
I can't, So he just called it school and I
said to the woman, I said, hey, lady, I said,
here's all my info. I'm not a creeper. I go,

(24:10):
can you tell me, by chance how many times my
kid's been late this year? Oh? Wow? Right? And now
because I know, because I'm like and I haven't joked
with her, I go because I think I think I'm
being kept in the dark. And she's like, oh, I
can play this game with you, And so I give
her all my info to make sure I'm a real
person and not some creeper that's going to kidnap kids
in a van. So she goes, okay, she goes, what

(24:31):
do you think is the number? This is a fun game.
I like when they throw it back. Yeah, let's play this.
And she goes out she I guess, and here's the
he's late this much that I said his name so
she could pull up his record. She goes, oh, my god,
he smells and dresses so well when I see him
when he signs in late in the morning, because he's
the only one walking into school at that, I'm like, well,
that's great. He smells like c K one. But he's

(24:55):
late so in the school year? How many? So okay,
first of all, we're not even through the school year.
We're through like a little past half of the school year,
all right. So she so, now the secretary is playing
the game with me. So she's like, how many days
do you think because it must be enough that even
she knows there's something. Well I can tell by her going, whoa,

(25:17):
you know it was a big number. So I said, okay,
I said, I'm gonna guess double digits and she would
be She said, you'd be right, and I said, okay,
so let's stick with ten. I'm gonna go with ten.
Ten's a good even number. And she goes, you get
ready for this? Yeah, how many days he's been late? Right?

Speaker 3 (25:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (25:36):
Nineteen that's a lot to be late, dude, Yeah, dude,
it's a lot. Dude, that's a lot. And like I said,
you feel it. You feel the house is off because
I know they're keeping stuff from me. So he's missing
the bus. She's taking them, but the problem is she's
not taking them for the time school starts. She's taking
them when she can take them, which is late. So dude,

(25:58):
I'm like nineteen. Even the secretaries laughing, she's like, is
he a good student? And she looked up his record.
She goes, oh, you can't even yell at him because
his grades are good, right, And I go, I know,
I'm working for him, he said. I said look, and
she said all right. She said, if he misses one
more if he's late one more day, they have like
a stars program where it's like you can be like
a you know, gold star, silver star. Whatever. She goes,

(26:20):
he won't be able to get a gold star if
he's late one more time. They don't carry to sleep
it till late exact dude, honestly two in the morning
playing video games. He's going to school at twelve thirty.
He's out at one ten. Yes, you can take that star, lady. WHOA.
I'm like, okay. And I even had to text my
wife and there's no response back because now you're caught.
You know, you're you're walking out of the bank with

(26:41):
the bag of money. You're caught. This is what happened.
Nineteen is way too many. This is what happens when
we're late for things. And I said, listen, yes, we
will be at the neighbor's house on time. But I'm
trying to teach the kids that it's okay to be
on time or even response, like the bus, like when
the bus comes in the morning, like the day we
were like, Julia, we're off or whatever, like I could

(27:01):
see it in the morning, the chaos in the house.
You say, when we're off for Juneteenth, which we will
be off this year. We are actually off on June teenth. Yeah, yes,
we'll be at the bus stop with the kids like
we had all for you know, when we get days
off here whatever and I'm home or I'm just seeing
how it works, Dud're like, why isn't he just well,
the bus is come on eight twenty, so don't sit
him out of show eighteen sent them out of eight
to fifteen. The rule my house has always been what door,

(27:23):
bus door, front door open, be by the front door
ten minutes before the bus gets that. Wrong with that
walking out of the bus. The bus stops a house
and a half away from us. The bus drives by
our house, so you see the bus drive, you hear
it coming up the street. When you hear the bus,
because you're supposed to be at the door ten minutes
before the bus leaves, you hear the bus coming, you

(27:45):
start walking to the bus stop. It's super easy. And
I said, why are you guys conducting concocting a plan.
Now if the winner's over, I said, now you're getting
nice weather. You should if you add this dumb plan plan,
you should have done it in the winter when it
was cold. Well, that's the plan, is to be late.
It's not working. It's work. Plan's not working. So yeah,
so today is you're getting on the bus. You're getting

(28:08):
your ass on the bus every day until the end
of the screen. Wow, yeah, that means a lot. Nineteen
is a whole bunch lot. Yeah, it's nineteen is so
much that one more is twenty. Yeah, you're so close
to twenty. Yeah, so crazy. And I just felt it.
I felt like they weren't telling me something that I
was right. Look, we get back man. We'll knock out

(28:29):
some headlines on un two point sevens EXL, South Jersey's
rock station in the ZXL Morning Show. And of course
you can always get ahold of Boss through the which
I thought was a pretty cool feature when iHeart introduced
it to us. This talkback feature on the app that's

(28:49):
Sloe arm right now. The iHeartRadio app is where you
find it, and the iHeart Radio app is awesome. So
take us anywhere, go to your app store on your phone,
get the iHeart Radio app search wz L. You see
a red microphone button, you hit that talk in your
phone like you do to anyone. It sends us a
message and we'll play it. I promise you to be
You're gonna get through the thirty second ad like I

(29:10):
think it was for a zepic or something, or there
was I don't know, yeah, like Crohn's disease or something
like that. Yeah, I think it was one of those
a bunch of guys in a hot sub rubbing shoulders.
But yeah, you get through the thirty seconds and you're
right onto the app. I mean we got to pay
for it somehow. Yeah, so weird. This is a heavy
handed Dennist. Somehow he was able to get through on
the talkback feat so heavy handed Dennis great bartender couldn't

(29:33):
figure out how to do the talkback. I mean, it
is really a simple process and he couldn't figure it out.
But I think now he's he's all in.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
Hey caurs heavy handed Dennis here, thanks for sending this
ape over here to teach me how to use this
frigging talkback.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Okay, that's because we made a comment about how an
ape can use the talkback nature and he could figure
out how to use the talkback and he could. And
also he's very hairy like an ape. Yes he is.
He has an ape leg yes, Oh all right. Next, Hey, Scotty,
do you think you could stop smacking your lips every
time you speak?

Speaker 3 (30:13):
You know what it sounds like? Think about it.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
I don't notice you smile. I don't notice at all
like that. I don't hear it. I don't hear that either.
Maybe every time and then I'll take a sip of
coffee forgetting we're on the air. Maybe that's it. I
will work on that, Sarah. I am in a mode now,
being a middle aged man. I'm trying to better myself.
So I'm gonna take I'm gonna take his complaint and
I'm gonna work on myself and I will focus on

(30:39):
not smacking my lips. And I do drink water when
we talk sometimes. Oh that's it?

Speaker 3 (30:44):
Or not?

Speaker 2 (30:44):
Yeah, I'm not talking, so I can't, Slet. I'll just
not talk in that way. I won't smack my left Hey,
Jojo and Scotty just call and just say you guys
are the best DJs in all of South Jersey, probably
the East Coast in my opinion, and many many of
the listeners. I just wanted to let you guys know
that in case you haven't heard it already this morning.

(31:05):
Now there's no other reason I'm calling, but just to
let you guys know that. So Roc gone number one DJs.
Sometimes you have nothing to say, so he'd just like
to hear yourself on the radio. Yeah, he's nice, he
won something, he's he's greasing up the pan for say,
he's gonna if he kept going and we didn't cut

(31:26):
him off, he would come out. He's like, could I
get beer Fest tickets? You guys do the best? Can
I go see Metallica?

Speaker 3 (31:33):
I just wanted to say this talk back feature really awesome.
Great opportunity for local businesses to give themselves a free plug.
So I'd like to take advantage of that. I am
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Speaker 2 (31:54):
Okay, okay, I think he was trying to make a
joke saying he had a parking lot, but I think
it was really he was talking about hookers, not a
real business through your mom and is one of the hookers.
I hate that boy. He always gets it because I
thought it was legit at first and said, Wow, here
we go. Let's get shout your business. And we've offered that.
Hey call up. Hey, this is Jim. I'm a plumber.

(32:16):
I'm in the area. I got good rates. Look, give
my number, real brothel and you really are a pimp.
We'll let you pump it up on the air. But
that was made up. That was made Your mom is
not a prostitute. That's all we got for this week.
It's real easy. The iHeartRadio app search WZXL. You see
a red microphone button, hit it, send us a message.

Speaker 4 (32:43):
Oh love trash anything thirty anything, racket rock, roughing, Love Crash.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
There's some track for you. People still trying to figure
out Gene Hackman's death. We talked about it in headlines,
you know, yesterday about twelve, you know, twenty four hours ago.
It looked like it was pretty standard. There was some
type of carbon monoxide leak, and they're an older couple
and they died peacefully in their own Now it's not
looking like that even police are saying it looks suspicious.

(33:20):
Jean died in one room. His wife died in the
bathroom with pills all over the counter. A dog was dead,
there was furniture moved, the front door was wide open.
There were dogs that were that survived, that were roaming
the property. It wasn't until I guess property management came
and it had been a couple of weeks and the
bodies were already umma fied and everything like that, so
they'd been dead for a while. Yeah. First, man, I'm like,

(33:41):
this is how I want to go. Man in my
house quietly. Yeah. Yeah, there's no knives, there's no guns.
I didn't drown, no. And now now you know, I
guess there's a guy who was a business partner, Gene Hackman.
He's coming out saying that his wife, who's got about
thirty five years younger than him, she was a little weird.
She was a little out there. She really made him

(34:03):
go on weird diets and everything like that. So, oh,
like my house, so we'll see. Yeah, I magine you
show up dead. Now I gotta be I know, I
gotta tell reporters about how odd your wife is. She
hated red dye she made, she may go on the
Carnivore diets are Uh, this is ad Blue Origin. That's
the the ship that I don't one of these rich

(34:24):
guys have. It's not Elon Musk. I think it's the
dude from Amazon. It's a spaceship, but it's the one
that like shot up William Shatner and stuff. Like celebrities
have gone up. So now Katie Perry and Gail King,
Oprah's best friend, and some other bros. Laurence Sanchez, Amanda Nugian,
Karan Flynn. I don't know who those people are. They're

(34:45):
all gonna go up and it's gonna be an all
female crew on this Blue Origin. Katie Perry and like
Gail King, Oprah's best friend, are the big stars. And
then there's some they're low hitting. Lawrence Sanchez, I don't
know who that is, Aisha bo and Amanda NuGen along

(35:06):
with he Kieran Flynn. This is a real space shuttle
or is just like the one on the boardwalk where
they launched you off in the It's like the one
they've They've taken celebrities on this before, like Captain Kirk
went up on it, and it's it's like you sit
there and they take you. They don't. You don't get
the real space. You get the like you get really
high and like you you're almost in space, but you're

(35:26):
not in space yet. I just, dude, you just it's
just the way I grew up. You just fear the
challenger thing again. Yeah, Like you're gonna put these celebrities
and look, Gail King, you know, famous, a lot of money,
Katy Perry, famous, a lot of money, and you're like,
oh man, here we go again. Remember you just put
that dead, innocent teacher in in a rocket ship and

(35:47):
center in the space.

Speaker 4 (35:48):
Listen.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
I don't mean to be sexist, but they don't have
to drive this or get do anything. You can mate, Okay,
they're not driving, they're not controlling the father or nothing.
They're gonna have Cosmos, They're gonna have what is it.
Benini's like, like, there's one guy on board, just that
the man the shuttle. Dude, Yeah, this is gonna be

(36:09):
This is gonna be like a girl's night out in Vegas,
except they're gonna go in the space. Feels like Delta.
Travis Kelcey confirmed he's not retiring that he is. He
texts Pat mcavee and he said, I'm coming back foul show.
Even if he won, I would get him retiring. But
you can't retire on three catches in twenty eight yards
in the Super Bowl. Well, did you see what the
excuses are?

Speaker 3 (36:29):
Now?

Speaker 2 (36:30):
So the team's coming out saying he was sick? Oh?
Is that where it's like we'reth three months out of
the Super Bowl? Like what now he's sick? Like okay,
I'll give you six or six weeks out in the
super Bowl? What I'm sick? Because I bet you what
what he's what now you're saying he was sick. Mindy Kohling,
she thinks a lot of people, she thinks that a

(36:51):
lot of people think that her bj Novak, that was
the boyfriend she had on the show. The Office are
really a thing in real life, to the point where
even her daughter sometimes thinks that J's her dad. Yeah,
I don't want to see them out because to me
that they're the couple from the Office and The Office
is just so good. It was like Bob Saggett told

(37:13):
us the story and it's a great story where he
was stayed very tight with John Stamos and Dave Coolier
from Full House to the point where the show had
been huge. It's now ten or fifteen years after the
show went off the air. It's always in reruns. Him,
John Stamos, and Dave Coolier would go to bars and
restaurants for dinner in la and they would go to

(37:35):
the bathroom together and leave a space in one of
the stalls like the jurnals, so when someone walked up,
they'd realize that they're peeing with the cast of Full House.
But then Bob Saggitt said the joke would go further
because they would talk to each other at the jurnals.
Has the characters from Full House. I do love it, dude,

(37:57):
your mind would be blown. Kim Kardashian said her eldest child, Northwest,
has become obsessed with her again after a difficult year.
She believes their improved bond is connected to the fallout
from the divorce from Kanye West. Yeah, dad's a weird o, mommy,
and he keeps saying he hates Jewish people. And how
old is the daughter? Why kids got it? The kids

(38:19):
like got a kit teenage year soon right, and she
doesn't have a bond with a daughter. Well, she said
any kid, any kid. She said that, you know, when
a kid's little, they love their mom, but then they
get older and they move on to either the dad
or maybe friends. And she's saying, now, because the year
has been so tough, because their dad's nuts, that she
actually is starting, which I don't think is a good thing.

(38:41):
I think it's stunting their growth a little bit. She's
starting to revert back to, you know, being obsessed with
Kim because dad's such a whacko. Who thought Kim's normal one?
Kim is the normal that. Honestly, Kim's just trying to
live life, and Kanye's out there saying the most ridiculous things. Hey,

(39:02):
good morning, z XL. Hey man, how are you Friday? Brother? Yeah? Man,
I like to call it fab for Friday. Mmm.

Speaker 5 (39:15):
Nice?

Speaker 2 (39:16):
Is this your Friday? Or do you do you work weekends?
Or is this your Friday? Nice?

Speaker 4 (39:22):
Man?

Speaker 2 (39:22):
I like that too. I like this out. We don't
have to think about this job on Saturday or Sunday.
We're just out of here, you know, we check out you.
Sometimes we turn the radio station off nine oh one.
Usually about the time we do that nine o one here,
we're out of here, you know, all of a sudden,
our boss yells at us. He goes, you turn the
radio station off. We mean off, we mean at the tower. Look, man,

(39:42):
you're going to see the Fab four That is a
Beatles tribute band coming to Harris. We're gonna hook itt
with tickets.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
Height.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
What do you do for a living? What's your job?
You sell soap? Okay, hold on, so many questions now
I'm not gonna see it's probably not bar soap. I'm
gonna say you sell some like you sell bar soap, commercial, laundry, chemical.
I was gonna say that, Okay, something commercial, all right?
So what so like to factories? To laundry mats? What

(40:11):
kind of stuff? Not a factory? You know, linen hiding around? Yeah,
the guys like that, gotcha all right? Oh the big
judge big jugs of chemical stuff. Got Yeah, he's got
to go to Costco a lot and get the big jugs.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
My wife uses baking soda, so I smell like ass
all the time here. It doesn't really do. My wife
is on a cleaner deodorant. She keeps having me smell her.
Yeah that's it, yes, right, Yeah, She's like she's not
sure if it's working or not is it working because
my wife doesn't. I don't. I've been next to you
and I haven't smelled you. So that's good. So far,
so good. Yeah. Look yeah, but you know what I miss,

(40:48):
and I miss this when I like, if I stay
at somebody's house hotel, I miss the smell of a
of a towel that's been washed in detergent.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
Him.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Man does smell nice, dude. There's nothing better than walking
in a bathroom or a laundry room and it just
smells like bleach. It's a smell of cleanlines. Yeah, it's
like the booze Cruis as we do on Thursday. That's
the smell of depression. Look uh, sir, you're going to
see this Beetles tribute to Act the Fab four coming
the hair. As you stay on hole, we're gonna get
all your infar right. Yeah, that's what I do though, Man,

(41:17):
I do a load of laundry. It's just a baking
powder and that's it. Man, put it in there. Yeah, man,
are you just give me a good old bottle? I
think I use right now, arm and hammer do whatever's
on sale extra, you know, dude, For a while, because
when I was living as like a single dude, and
then my wife and I got together and we moved
in together. I would take like a tide bottle and

(41:40):
then just put dollar store stuff in it to make
it look like we just had tide. Oh nice man,
you're still trying to impress her, right, Marriator yet Yeah,
literally broke out in hives. So then we had a
change set. Yeah, good old tide man, that big blue
so you just shammed in there. Yeah, I mean just
to me, look knock on wood, lucky. I had no
like skin sensitivity. So to me, man, soap soap, Yeah,

(42:03):
like even like bar soap. Dude, you give me like
a bad hotel, bar soap. I can make it work, right,
like I right now in my shower. You're talking, Iris Spring,
you're talking. I mean that is bottom of the barrel.
Irish Spring is where I live. I miss good like
I miss good uh shampoo too, Like if I if
I crash to somebody's house, I'm excited to take a
shower there. It's like, oh this, I don't know this.

(42:24):
This smells like lotion. This feels awesome. You know what
I brought in? Uh because I don't like the loofahs, right,
I never understood that, dude. You know what I brought
in a nice sponge Okay, are you spongebathom dude? Yeah? Yeah.
And you know what I got from my back to
a brush at you, man, dude, it's I'm rich. Both

(42:45):
were bought at the Dollar Tree, which again, when you're
the number two show in the market, dude, I can
get my soap in right, the iris spring, the sponge,
and the brush all at the Dollar Tree. I even
know what I use.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
Man.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
It just kind of lathers up a little bit and
that's it. Yeah, it's it's so Yeah, that's all it is.
It's soa man. When you're a guy, it's soap and
it's all in one too. Shampoo can be used as soap,
and soap can be used as shampoo. Look, we get back,
man and knock out some headlines Soap, Jersey's Rock Station

(43:17):
and the z XL Morning Show. All right, please pick
up your phone, Please pick up your phone. I am
sending you two pictures, okay, and just take a quick
look at him and tell me what you think. There
are a big fat nasty women like you. Do you
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It's sending right now. It's sending it, sending it, sending,
just the one old on. Okay, it's sent, it's sent.

(43:39):
Now take a look, and what tell me what you
think that is? All right? You text it to me.
I just texted to you. Update. Hold on a second,
Oh nothing, okay, Oh what do you think that is? Hmmm?
Looks like a wig for a halloween looks looks like

(44:02):
it looks like someone's head, right like. It looks like
a bad two pey. That is the amount of hair
that I had to cut out of my vacuum cleaner. Wow.
So that so you know, the the round my god,
the round thing that's that has like the bristles on
it that spins, so that once a year, you know,

(44:25):
you get stuff twine, you'll get hair caught up and
I'll go take a razor blade, cut it all out,
clean it all out, right. And uh so I'm doing
my bedroom the other day and the thing is like
making a sound it's not supposed to make. So I
flip it over. Dude, it's got I'm gonna say, a
half inch of hair wrapped around the bristles and everything

(44:47):
like that to the point where the vacuum couldn't even run.
For me, that's satisfying when I do that, a brand
new vacuum again. But it is alarming that that that is.
I mean, honestly, I would probably say two months yeah
worth of hair that was And that pretty much is
just my bedroom floor. Are you vacuuming your wife's head, dude?

(45:11):
Like she loses and you don't have a dog either's
non dog. And I gotta tell you, man, And it's
not like my wife is like she has a full
head of hair, so she just loses a ton of hair.
So the point where my vacuum, Dude, it's kind of crazy, right,
it's a lot of hair. It's blonde hair. You have
any blonde people in your house. My wife can have

(45:33):
lighter hair. It could be me. It's not like I
have a ton of hair in my head. So maybe
some of that's mine, I don't know, but just a lot.
And I see it, man, because they'll sit in for
we have a big long mirror, and you know my
daughters are home too. They'll sit there and brush their
hair and dude, it looks like you just brushed the dog.
Like there's just hair around them. Like there's always hair

(45:53):
on the side of my shower. It's like you still
have a full head of hair. Like all this hair
you're going out, you would think you'd be able to
see it somewhere. It's like a trophy in the shower.
These women put their hair up there. I go, what
are you doing? Yeah? And I guess they're Look. They
do have the argument. They're like, well, it's better than
going down the drain. Okay, I'll give you that. Can
you clean it up when you're done? Yeah? You ever

(46:14):
clean that drain out? Man? With that big wire thing? Mate,
put down there and pull it. I have, Yeah, I
have that, the thing that goes any cork. Screw it
and pull it back up. Dude. I have females in
the house, so it's it. I have to do it
probably once every two months. I got to go in
there and clean all the all the drains out because
the hair. Look, the hair that I just vacuumed up
off the floor gets stuck in the drains too, between

(46:35):
the hair and the semen. Bro. That thing is just weird.
And you'll see it when it backs up too. Yeah,
which is weird. That's that's that's odd. It will plunge
her and try and get all that stuff that's namal.
A plunger is yeah, but see, the plunger doesn't do hair.
You gotta go in to dive. Like if you look,
if you have daughters, right, you know that you got
to go deep with the hair stuff. You gotta go
into that drain and pull it out because a plunger

(46:57):
ain't gonna work. Why are they losing so much hair? Well,
they say that's a sign of healthy hair because you
lose the bad hair and then new hair grows in.
I guess has a guy you see hair in the shower,
you run because you're like, I'm losing my hair. It
doesn't it doesn't grow back. Yeah. Well, I got a
haircut the other day. I'm always like, you're thinning in
the back. I was again my thinningers because of the haircuts.
She's like, I don't know. I was like, well, let's wait.

(47:20):
I'll be honest. Man. You know, look, you you're you're
you're pushing sixty. Mother. You got a good hair. You
got a good head of hair for being in your fifty. Yeah.
I talked about that with the Barbara, like like even
if you started losing now, you got a good twenty
years ahead of Yeah. But then I gotta get on steroids.
I gotta jack up because that hair is gonna be

(47:40):
shaved off. Well that's these guys. Now everyone's going on
testosterone and it makes you lose your hair, right, And
that was the problem when guys were on steroids back
in the day. They got back acne and they lost
their hair. Yeah, but they were jacked. They were they
look good in the summer time with a baseball cap.
You ever see old steroid guys who stopped doing steroids
and now they're just fat? Yeah, dude, And it's that
because you had that big muscle, But it was really,

(48:03):
I guess just muscled fat, because once you stop being juiced,
it all just droops and now you just had man boobs.
And like they still try and sport this sleeveless shirt,
it just looks bade. You got all the banging out
of the way between twenty five and forty because yeah,
it's all done. Like what did you think? Cause I
guess it's you can't, like unless you're like a Joe
Rogan type and you just live in the gym, it's

(48:25):
you can't keep that forever. It's hard. Eventually you're gonna
have to find a job and go to work and
not be able to live at the gym constantly look
we get back? Man? Where do I knock out some
You think you've got it bad. I don't think we

(48:48):
have it bad. You might not want to sit down
for this one. Research is confirmed there's a lot of
untrue crap on social media. Shocker. New research out of
the three schools in Australia, out of three s in Australia,
has found that overwhelmingly misleading medical information is online, especially
TikTok and Instagram. So it looked at about one thousand

(49:09):
specific posts from accounts that had more than a two
hundred million followers. One of the posts said just six
point four percent included real scientific evidence to back them up.
Only six percent mentioned the risk of overdiagnosis or overtreatment.
More than fifty percent directly encouraged followers to take action
and get tested quickly, and sixty eight percent had a

(49:31):
direct financial interest in what was being promoted in the post.
Here's how I know it's true. If you're telling me
information online and you're wearing a doctor's coat, yep, then
it's legit. The light on the head like you're a minor.
Another one. Give me the stethoscope too. You got that
around your neck due whatever you're telling me, man, I'm
fining I one hundred percent believe you. In hopes of

(49:52):
reversing their dangerously low reproductive rates and stopping being labeled
as one of the world's oldest cities, Tokyo is instituting
a four day work week starting this April, in hopes
that more people will bang having days off. They're known
for a heavy work culture, and they think they want
to have better work and life balances and give families
more time to tend to the needs at home. That

(50:14):
in turn might lead the couples being more open to
get frisky and engage in intimate behaviors that could eventually
lead the more babies being born. Talking about that four
day work week, listen, I love the idea as well
as we're included, dude, I don't think we work a
one day work week. I think if you take all
of our hours throughout the week, I think it's like
a day. I think we did it before. It's like
a day and a half. Fairly yeah, okay. In Tanzaniana,

(50:40):
one man has done enough breeding to create his own
small village, Mize Ernesto Munaki Kaponga is currently married to
sixteen women. With those sixteen women, Capanga has had one
hundred and four children. From those one hundred and four
children spawned one hundred and forty four grandchildren. In his homestead,
Capanga says, each of his wives have their own home,
and there are people in the village who are charged

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with helping out with various chores and helping him tend
to the children running around. It's also worth noting that
at one point there were twenty wives, but some opted
to leave, others passed away. Oh, and seven of his
current wives are sisters. Aren't you banging like your sister
or half sister a half brother. Yeah, he started from
him in sestual. I mean, how many had like three
eyes and tails and shells and stuff. Here was a

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movie director who was on Joe Rogan yesterday and I
told the story because somehow, Oh, because he's doing a
Western that has to do with the Mormons and bring
him young. And Mormons are known to have multiple wives,
and Joe Rogan's like, yo, I imagine having to deal
with more than two wives. And so this guy tells

(51:45):
a story about how he goes I got a perfect
example of why having multiple wives sucks. He goes, I
have a friend in Saudi Arabia. We're in Saudi Arabia.
It's legal to have multiple wives there, he goes. We're
walking through the airport. He goes, I see a guy
literally luggage on top of lugich on top of luggage.
The guy looks like he's about to collapse. He has
four or five women around him with all these kids

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running around. He goes, that's why it sucks they have
multiple wives, because you're the guy schlubbing the luggage with
all the kids he didn't want with now four and
five wives carrying nothing. It's all on you. Yeah, I
mean here, I can't imagine that because you get four
or five wives here. I mean they bitch and moan
and complain and everything else out there. You think they

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just sit at your feet, you know, imagine that OJ
would be doing a lot of murdering. Ah, there you go.
Those people they have a bad You not so much. No,
two people learn the exact same way. So how did
bubble become the award winning language learning map one Hunch
point seven ZXLS out Jersey's Rock Station and the ZXL
one show. I told my wife or said, I don't care.

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So the kids are having a sleepover over the weekend.
Now my twelve year old's having like like six six
of his friends hanging out on the side of your house. Yeah,
they're coming to my house. Yeah, well, here's how I'm
gonna here's how I'm gonna handle this. That's all my
wife I said, it's not that bad because she's like, well,
they're gonna play video games all night. I was like, yep,
probably I did it too, Like when I was as well.

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I was young, and we played video games all night long.
If they keep to themselves, yeah, and they're down there
doing it and they don't bother you, the problem is
you're gonna have that one kid that is gonna want
to try and break off and either bother you guys,
or or cry that he wants to go home. You're
always gonna have that one kid. I said, here's what
we're gonna do. Now, I have I have all my

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TVs and stuff set up downstairs. It's like, give them
the downstairs. I'll hook all their gaming units up to
all the TV. You gotta have a place to smoke
part just down there. Yes, of course, where are they
going to do the drugs? I said it come, I said,
we'll order pizza. Not happy about that because that's gonna
cost me about sixty dollars. Next day's probably gonna run
me about another forty dollars and breathrow in there. We

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have to order. My wife brought that up. Does that
sound ghetto to you?

Speaker 3 (53:52):
Dude?

Speaker 2 (53:52):
Some chicken fingers and some dude. You could make that
happen from the thirty Bucks. You get some frozen pizzas
because they're kids who cares? And you throw some chicken nuggets. Man,
some me you know that, dude, that's a big night.
She brought that up. I don't want to be the
Bobo family, but I guess I could pull it with fingers, Yeah, Barren,
some little finger stuff, you know, some chicken fingers. Kids

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don't deserve pizza being ordered that. Yeah, you're looking at
seventy Bucks doing that. I said, here's what we're gonna do.
I said, I'm gonna set them up downstairs. There's not
a lot of stuff to break. I mean, there's alcohol
down there, but I don't know percent stuff to break.
I hope they're not gonna do that. Well, you have
thousands of dollars worth of technical equipment down. If you
start smashing my jerseys off the wall with a hamorrhage,
I've seen kids. You can do that, kids, Yeah, I've

(54:32):
seen kids go a little crazy. I said, well, set
them up, we'll do the they can have a movie
in the movie theater room. I said, they can set
up and doing the game. How old we're talking, twelve?
I said, we're going to close the door. We're gonna
close the door. And if they're up all my talking,
that's fun. Let them they're fine, Let them be up talking.
That's what I did. I played Monopoly with a buddy
for twenty nine hours on a weekend. One time. Twelve
is when you start middle schools, when you start like

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feeling your own right, like staying up late, have fun
cause you're you're old enough to hand all that stuff.
There's no bedtime. Like that's cool. Like you're not there,
you're not you know, you shouldn't be, you know, grabbing
your parents' booze. But at twelve, man, it's cool to
see the sun rise right like that. That's a cool thing.
You're watching a movie you probably shouldn't be watching. That's

(55:16):
a cool thing. Now fourteen fifteen, that's when we got
to worry about. Oh Mom and Dad's booze is out.
Oh the back doors open, we locked it. That's weird.
Look an adult film. Yeah, I made by the people
who owned the house. Dude. I remember sneaking out my buddy.

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He lived in Winslow and he lived by a place
called the Cold Cow. Yeah, remember that place he would
sneak out of his house and how his parents did
Maybe they did know and just didn't care. But like
it'd be like three in the morning and we're wandering
around the farms of Winslow. Yeah, I can't do that
now with ring doorbells and I get cameras everywhere. Dude,
we I mean now you open a window up and
alarm goes off, dudepot lights and everything. Yeah, dude, I

(55:58):
remember we'd go. We'd sneak in the this parents liquor
cabinet and then we meet up with girls. How we
got this message? Was it smoke signals to these girls
where they meet us at the Cold Cow at two
thirty in the morning. Those guys like six friends coming ever,
it's like they're all coming over. I was like, of
course they are you know when I get that text
message that one of my buddies, one of my kids
friends wants in to go spending night, it's game on.

(56:19):
It's taking my kid out of here. I can't get
my kid out fast enough. I was like the second
you sent that. Of course the parents like, yep, he
sure can drop. I thought your wife wants to do
Your wife wants to be the activity director. They don't
need that, man, These kids just want to hang. Dude,
their activity is watching each other play video game. You
and your wife is just gonna put a damper on
the I know what she wants. It's great that she

(56:40):
wants to be that, but they don't want that. Guy's
got a pink go in the woods, walk out back,
going the woods. So let me come upstairs. Give them
a bucket. Everybody, you're gonna get that one weird kid though,
what he's he's allergic to gluten. Here's the weekend and
he's all he can't eat then pizza. Problem is is
we got the one kids come like they're all friends
and they all play video games and stuff. They're all to it.

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There is one kid, now, he he's the problem. Like
they all like video games He likes video games a
little bit, but he wants to ride the quads. He
wants to go outside and do stuff. I'm like, like, no, no,
that man, listen, if you're gonna do this, there's nothing
else other than video games and movies. If you wake up,
the quad is tipped over, he's under it because he
took the quad out of two in the morning. We
stayed at the buddy's house and we stole the grandmam's car.

(57:23):
I'll never forget that call for a ride. Maybe we
have licensed or anything. Maybe we like the keys. Yep,
we just went right out. Yeah, uh yeah, what do
I have to hide now here? Everybody, thanks your calls
this week. Always welcome on the show, glad when you're
all part of stay there. Let's kick off a rock
block for you. It's one hundred poty seven's the XL
South Jersey's rock Stations ZXL Morning Show.

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My love looking at me, guys on my way to work,
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Man, you guys are great. Good morning guys, Hilario, let's
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