FRIDAY 4-19-24

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Episode Transcript

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Whay up, way up? Yeah? Oh why gods now why in a
world of dull, mediocre radio,in a time of regulations and rules,

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under the scrutiny of bosses and management, one show breaks all the rules to
deliver entertaining, compelling and educated radioand stand above all the rest. And
this show isn't it lay home?Mee? What's happening? Man? You

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know, like it's off the II was telling you I love going to
see the Phillies play, and wewere supposed to go on Saturday. We
actually know the person who's throwing outthe first pitch, but I gotta give
it to my father more. Hecalled up and he's like, hey,
man, it's just too expensive anymore. Yeah, it's a lot to go

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to the ballit is. We did. We did like about ten games last
year. And every game you're talkingabout dropping, I mean mad so we
we'd go up three of us usuallymaybe sometimes four. You're talking four or
five hundred bucks. Yeah, you'redefinitely buying something, man, whether it
be a pretzo, whether you gotparks, let's le let's start at the

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very beginning. Gas tolls, yeah, parking, yeah right, none of
that's cheap. Fifty dollars right thereat least at least and then so you
have the tickets, so usually we'llget standing room, so they're they're not
on the super expensive side, butyou're still probably looking at a hundred bucks
right there. And then you know, as soon as we get in there,

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I want to drink. I wanta beer. What's a beer?
About nine dollars? Eleven dollars orwe have for a beer. WrestleMania was
thirteen dollars of beer. Man beersame at a Phillies game. Yeah,
so you get it, you know, and I can't just have one,
no, you know. And thenthis is what killed us, man was
the girls would be like, oh, we got to get something to eat.
You couldn't eat before we got in. Yeah, that's thirty dollars.

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And then it's the little guy,Oh, I want to get this.
I want to get that, allright, and then somebody in you got
to chase it with ice cream ina in a hat of course, you
know, a little helmet. You'reanother eleven dollars, four hundred bucks in.
So we were supposed to go onSaturday, man, and we ended
up pulling the plug. And Iwas like, and I was surprised.
It was the first time that everyonewho was supposed to go all kind of

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said, you know, good,Like it's just like we'll go some summer
games, will hang out. Butyeah, it's just it's a lot,
man's whole lot. It's a shame. Man. You know, family four
go to a ballpark. Who spenta one hundred and fiftywo hundred dollars for
that? Man? Stuff? Bro, and that's all. That's a light
day. Yes, you should alljust sit here and listen to it right
here. One hundred point seven WZXL. Well that's the Phillies man. Like

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you you went to see WrestleMania,and that was my thing with WrestleMania.
My wife's like, do you wantto take the little guy? And I
said no, She's like, whyI go? Wannie could care less about
wrestling anymore. But like we havethe best view in our family room.
Yeah right, Like I get it'sthe experience and everything like that, but
you wouldn't have paid for those tickets. Now got your tickets for free?

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Yeah? God, I got freetickets for for Saturday and Sunday. But
I know Saturday had a great time. Kids liked all the fireworks. One
fell asleep out an hour in Sunday. I took my buddies, and so
you chalked it up the free tickets. I know guys who spend thousands of
dollars on those tickets. I know, man, it's a lot. And
I'm like, I'm like, whya way better of you just sitting on
my couch. Yeah, sa,he has a kid. You're like,
Oh, wasn't WrestleMania forty you knowwhen Super Bowl? Same thing? Man.

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I know I have buddies who travelto go see the Super Bowl.
I'm talking ten fifteen thousand dollars,and I'm like, I have a better
view sitting on my camera. That'son my bucket list. I will go
to a Super Bowl just to bea part of the exper You know what
it is in Super Bowl. It'sthe whole weekend, man, Like what
it was in Vegas. I tryto get to the one in Vegas.
Man, it's a whole weekend.It's experience. And you're right that the

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low part of the weekend is probablygonna be a game, actual game.
You're not seeing anything. Yeah.I have a buddy who flew out when
the Eagles were in the Super Bowl. He flies out. I forget where
it was. I think it wasin Arizona and he had just had a
baby, so they thought they couldbring the infant in. They stopped him.
They're like, you're gonna have tobuy a ticket for the infant.

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Yeah, it'd be seventy two hundreddollars. Man, you're not joking.
I think he had to drop aboutfour grands damn for an infant. Everybody,
it's Friday, the work week,it's almost over. We'll wrap it
up. We're gonna find out theXL Workforce employee of the day today.
Who will it be? I don'tknow. That's what we have to figure
out. I know what they canwin. What can they win? One

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hundred bucks the ocean in Atlantic City, But I don't know who the winner
is going to be. I knewthat it would be rigged. One Hunch
point seven is the XL South Jersey'srock station ZX morning show. Hey,
good morning, everybody, dord live. I could go all write it and
we'll do it lot and things sucks. I'm Scotty, good morning, here's

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some news. Follow us a jurorand you knew this was gonna happen.
Who admitted she could not be impartialand was dismissed from the Donald Trump's hush
money trial. Yesterday, said theformer president looks more yellow than orange.
When she was interviewed, she said, quote, he looked less orange.
Definitely like more yellow. Yellow.Isaid a good thing? She said,

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She doesn't he doesn't look angry.I think he looks bored, like he
wants to just leave and do otherstuff. She also told MSNBC that she
became a citizen in August and thiswas her first call to jury duty.
A fire on the Atlantic City Boardwalkis under control after dozens of firefighters worked
for hours to get it under control. The Atlantic Which Walk. This is
Atlantic City City. Yeah, thisis the central pier, I believe.

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The Atlantic City Fire Department said thefire started under the boardwalk near South Tennessee
Avenue just after seven pm and spreadto the boardwalk and the store. More
than fifty firefighters responded and worked forhours. Fire under control. Utah's Nebo
School District is pushing back on allegationsfrom students about quote furries people identify as

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animals in their middle school, withsome rumors of kids licking and biting other
kids. About seventy five parents andstudents at the middle school protested furries Wednesday,
enchanted during a walkout. We thepeople, not the animals. Compelled
speech is not free speech. Stopbrainwashing us, do you It's gotta suck

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man. It was a slow newsday, so I guess they send out
the reporter and he's got to interviewmiddle school. Yes, and do you
have the audio of him interviewing middleschool? Hillly reason, I pulled the
clip. I get the story right. It's crazy. It but to hear
these little kids now they've walked outin protest, which is good for you
kids, it's it's what you hearfrom kids are just talking over one another.

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It's just awful. Yeah, it'slike you're trying to be in a
classroom. It's like they're talking likethat is a horse. And by the
way, I saw the pictures,it's hilarious. There's like one kid with
a dinosaur helmet on. It's sobut it's just it's every annoying sixth grader
I heard that. It was justa rumor. Yeah, So we can't

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talk or say anything to the birdsor even look at them, but they
can come look at us and theycan say stuff to us. And touch
us. Dude, it's every kid'sparty that you hate. I get the
exact guy. I want to Iwant chicken against Are we gon bowling or
what do we do? We gointo the mount house? Uh? There
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EXL wanna show. Two things mywife does. It annoys me one and

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this is a real thing. It'sit's when you you can't be around people
chewing. I realized that annoys mewhen somebody's around me and they're chewing food.
You're it's not a phobia, it'ssomething that your wife's not annoyed.
You're annoyed by your wife. Yeah, I'm annoyed when she choos, like
she'll be behind me talking or doingsomething. You shall chew. And I

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don't like anybody anybody chewing when Ican hear him chew. I don't like
it. But my wife does thisthing, and I don't know it's because
we do the show that we're sowe're so fast, there's not a lot
of dead air, and I thinkin radio we've been trading the dead air
is a bad thing. Like youwant to get past that. You want
to fill in each spot with somethingthat's going on. I'm not a big
fan of talking on the phone.And my wife sometimes if she's in the

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car, she'll want to talk onthe phone, and it's that thing where
a lot of times there's just notwe're not talking right. So to me,
over right, that's it, thatthe conversation whatever we were having is
over. And to her it's likeno. And with I see it with
her girlfriends, they'll just leave theselike uncomfortable silence and I'm like like,

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where, like, you're right meand you will fill that even if it's
with nonsense. It's almost as iflike it's a like a teenager like years
ago, they just they would justjust hang on the phone for we're talking
to the phone, but even thoughthere's silence, like there's nothing going on.
But I realized my wife has beendoing this now. I thought it
was just with me, where I'llbe talking with her and I'll be silence
and I'm like, okay, areyou doing something else? And I'll just

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I'll politely say listen, I'm gonnago back to listening to what I'm listening
to doing. My thing is she'sgonna hang up the phone. She's chewing
while she's on the phone. No, but there's this silence that goes on
now she also does it with hermom, and I get again. I'm
like, I'm like, if you'redone with the conversation, they just hang
up. Like I'm on she's onspeaker, she's doing something. I'm in
the same room. I'm almost like, your mom just said something and you

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didn't respond back. There's like thisdead area. But like even the mom,
like even she'll talk to the momand the mom does mm hmm,
and it's it, and there's deadsilence at that point. The cover if
we we're done. At that point, the conversation is done with nothing else
talk about see you later. Iswhy I don't like talking on the phone.
But my wife has a forty fiveminute drive home from work or to

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work, and so she likes tohave somebody on the phone with her.
And I think that's it. Isit just comfort knowing there's somebody on the
line, like like almost somebody's sittingin the p I'll be honest, I'm
like fourth or fifth in line.Yeah, so there's four or five people
that she's tried calling before me.If she gets to me and that haven't
picked up. So and that's thething. I think she just wants somebody.

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Yeah, there with her, LikeI feel like it's almost like I'm
watching two kids, three kids dodouble Dutch, and I'm like, I'm
on the side getting ready to jumpin. I'm like, I feel like
I should I have to do somethingwith the conversation. Now she's talking to
her friend at work, and shedoes it with the friend at work,
and the friend does it too.I'm like, what is going on?
Are you guys? Just is therecomfort having somebody on the other side of
that phone, because I mean,to me, it's like it's got to

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be a conversation, like there's nodead spots. To me, I get
anxiety when I hear her do it. My wife is very big on uh,
you know, we need to talkafter I get home from work.
We need to talk about how yourday was and everything like that. And
I'm okay with silence, Like ifI had of a question, I'll ask
you the question, or if youhave a question, to ask me the

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question. But just to talk totalk, I don't know, are you
just forcing a conversation. Maybe it'sjust because me and you talk all the
time that it's like sometimes I justlike to sit in quiet. Yeah,
Like I find even a conversations withother people. I'm like, I'm ready
to jump in, Like I feelthere's a little point in there I could
get. And now I get thatanxiety too when I'm at a party or

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something and I'm noticing no one's talking, And now I'm like, so now
I'm the entertainment director. I'm tryingto make sure everyone is say what do
you do? Oh? Yeah,yeah he does that. Okay, he
does that? You want of youguys should meet up and talk. I
thought it was just me and thenit's her mom. It's a girl,
she works girl. I think it'sa girl thing. Wasn't an it was

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a neighbor last night, Like,and you're in the room with me,
I'm there, you're on speaker.I'm like, nothing's going on here,
Just hang up the phone. Womanhad be done with her? When?
Uh, because me and my buddiestext so much, so when the phone
rings and it's them, it's veryweird to talk to them. Yeah,
so yeah, nice on the phone. Yeah, texts have ruined the phone
conversation. But even I remember,like my mom, man, she would

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sit on the phone in the kitchenand I she'd be talking to somebody for
hours. Can't you just picture likeshe's the chords hanging from the wall.
She's on the receivers, just withher feet up. And I mean,
I guess maybe that way that wasthe TikTok of the time, That was
your internet, was the was thegossip going around the neighborhood. I'm not
talking ten seconds of silence like Ithought. I thought the phone call dropped

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out. Okay, I had todo that to my wife last night.
We're on the phone. It justgoes silent. I have to go,
hello, are you still there?Yeah? Yeah, I'm still here.
Yeah, I thought you hit adead spot. Look well then why did
you Why did everything just stop?If it's not boom boom boom back and
forth, then there's no conversation there. It's a tennis match. Come on,

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the ball can't stop. I'm sweating. I'm like, somebody please say
so awkward. Look we uh now. I also ran into this a couple
of weekends ago. Somebody who talkstoo much. We don't need that either.
And I actually was during an eventwe were doing and I had to
whisper to a guy and I said, get her out of here. I
said, look, man, Idon't wield a lot of power. But

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I said, like, this ismy area. Can you just make make
make her go away? Somehow?She's talking and then talking over herself.
Look, we get back, we'lldo some rock news, Joe and Scottie
rock news. Sometimes I get reallypissed at me and you were lazy.

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We were supposed to go on theCreed cruise and we had we missed it.
Yeah, yeah, man, canwe refund our ticket? Dude?
It was my birthday week too.It would have been perfect. I don't
know, man, I just can'tthink of more of a dot of a
cruise than Creed. It's called theSummer of ninety nine and beyond well,
who's lip? It can't just beCreed? Who is It's three doors down?
Do I guess some sugar ray hotsomething I don't know, fuzzy bunny

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slippers, what was the I don'tknow, squirrel nuts, zippers, I
don't know. And you imagine hisbands from the nineties. What was the
first time Creed played? It wason the cruise in twelve years. How'd
they do you know? We gotany audio? I have a set list.
They opened it up with are youready? Great song? I mean
you got torn? My own prison. What if one? Is it every

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night of the crew you're on you'reon the What's you're on the sea for?
What? Five nights? What's thislife for? With arms wide open?
And then they ended with my sacrifice. Come on now, my sacrifice.
I'm jumping off that boat is mysacrifice, Tared. You know me
and you, we will intentionally goto stupid things just to make fun of
it. This is one of thosethings. Yep. I would have booked

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the Creed Cruise just to go andmake fun of the people that are on
a Creed cruise. Sad news comingout of the Almond Brothers world. Dicky
Betts. He is eighty years oldand he passed away yesterday. He was
suffering from cancer. So he wasone of the very important members of the

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Almond Brothers. So him, Dwayneand Greg they started the band and they
created a sound that no other bandhas been able to really do. And
he's been good for him, dude, he's been He was torn up until
twenty fourteen, still out there doingall kinds of stuff. So he did

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a lot of solo work. Hewould go join the Almond Brothers and sit
in But yeah, man, Iguess you know some of his his big
songs was his instrumental in Memory ofElizabeth Reid. That was a key moment
in the nineteen seventy one album atthe Film or East. So it's a
sad day if you're an Almond Brothersfan. I dude, I spent I'm

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gonna say six summers between like sixteenand twenty two. Every summer we'd go
see the Almonds. Wow. Right, and this is nineties. So like
we didn't get Dwayne, we didn'tget the you know, you didn't get
the original lineup, but man,it was just you got to hear it,
like it was just a cool viber right, Like it's it's it's

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it's Southern rock. Right, it'sit's it's Georgian Southern rock. And uh,
you get high, right, youunderage drink What beer are you drinking?
Is that a Budweiser? Do youthink that you could get at that
time? At that age, wewere drinking Red Dog or Lowen Browse,

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like when you're trying to pair upyour wine with your dinner, you know,
So it didn't really matter the band. It was, however, we
could get the beer like we drink. I don't know, I drink hand
sanitizer at sixteen and and comedy trunk. Somebody want to hand you a natty
ice? You know you're drinking itone hundred percent. So yeah, So
sad day. If you're an AlmondBrothers fan. Picky Bed's dead at the

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age of eight, there's gonna bea point where they're all dead. All
those rocks, I'm all going tobe dead and they're only going to be
memories. My buddies are way biggerfans. They continued to stick around and
be Almond Brothers fans, right,I'm like, I'm the greatest hits guy,
and they were so I want atext threat and they're going back and
forward like sad day, blah blahblah. And I said, dude,
he was in the Almond Brothers.These guys partied hard, right. The

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fact that he lived eighty good life, man, that's dudey he yeah,
he lived like Dwayne lived until hewas like thirty. Ye look at the
Rolling Stones, man, look likehard their life was. Michael Anthony from
Van Hallen has opened up about hisrelationship with David Lee Roth. He said
he hasn't spoken to Dave in quitesome time. He said the last time

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actually was about doing a possible reunion. I'm guessing this is before Eddie died.
He said that Jason Newstead would somehowbe part of the band. He
said, I got a call fromAlex van Halen and Dave. They talked
about how Joe Satriani was going tobe part of the band and we'd all
go out on tour together. Hesaid that was the last time he goes.
I can't remember how many years agothat was. He said, Yeah,

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I have no animosity towards Dave.Dave is a crazy guy, and
I'm not opposed to working with DavidLee Roth ever. Again, he said,
I've never had a problem with DavidLee Roth. He's just nuts.
And that's coming from Michael. Anthonygot a real bad deal in van Halen.
He was replaced so Eddie van Halencould put his kid in the band.

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Yeah, I mean that does suck. It really sucks a nut,
right, Like you're like, allright, dude, really like you're gonna
say, because it would be kindof cool if Michael played and then Wolf
he came out and played with Michael, Right, but the fire the original
bassist. You don't even know ifthis guy can play or nice so am
the thirteen fourteen, fifteen year oldkid can come and replace you because he's

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Eddie Van Halen's kid. That I'lltell you what though, Michael Van Michael
Anthony has had nothing negative ever tosay about Wolfgang, to the point where
a couple months ago Wolfgang was doinga concert. Wolfgang now is his own
band. Michael Anthony went backstage mantook pictures with him, hugging him cool
you know, so like he's beena stand up guy in Van Hallen.

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He could have ripped that kid.He could have ripped the kid apart like
David Lee Roth dos. There yougo, some rock news for you.
Piece out Aerosmith could never say rockthe bank, and we do it right
here on a bunch of points thatwent up to XL nine. Am you
listening for that keyword? You're shot? And one thousand dollars happens all day
to day. Bad bad day,yesterday, dude, bad day, bad

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bad day. I've had a crappyweek, kind of not a real crappy
week, kind of a crappy week. Remember we talked to a guy two
weeks ago and he told us henever had a bad week in his life.
Yeah. Yeah, he had areal bad week this week, bad
day yesterday. Because there's a storeI won't name the store. I'm not

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gonna dime out the store, butbecause they made that stupid law here in
New Jersey where they got rid ofplastic bags, so you have to bring
your own bags in. It wasa little trick that you could do at
this one store where maybe you wouldbring your own tote bag in right,
that you got on a whyy radiothon. I've got stacks of them at home,

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right, Yeah, And you knowyou were watching Faulty Towers a lot
or something like that, and youwere able to call in and get this
tote bag. And now I gotthis tote bag. Now, some people,
not me, not you, notanyone here at this radio station,
but other people I've heard. Soyou know someone, well, you know
somebody you have a friend. Iwouldn't say a friend. I wouldn't say

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it's somebody, you know. Iwouldn't associate myself with someone who does this.
They would take the most expensive itemthey were buying and put it at
the bottom of the bag, Likeif I got shrimp or lobster tails,
I would place that in a bottom, or this person would place them in
the bottom of the bag, ora twenty pound bag of frozen wings.
M okay, you put on thebottom. You love wings, I do,

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and and but you know what,I like a good American. I
pay for my wings, unlike thisperson. So the the the ploy is
right, the grift is so youput the most expensive at the bottom,
and then you put a bunch ofcheap stuff on top. And then when
you get to the counter the selfcheckout, you grab the little gun and

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you just check everything in your bag, so you're not taking it out of
it. They're not taking it outof the bag anymore. No, they'd
always take it out of it.I always put mine in the cart,
then I placed it in the bag. Uh. So apparently this was this
was a little game you could play. That sounds shady already, right,
And so like, oops, Iforgot to scan the very expensive thing at
the bottom of the bag. Butno one can really tell because there's so

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much other dumb, cheap stuff ontop. Well, yesterday, and I'm
glad this woman grabbed me and saidthis because I am I am offended that
people would do this, she said, because of that the store, and
I won't say what store it is. Have made a new rule that you

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have to take everything out of thebag, which should be a rule.
It should be a rule. Anyway, I didn't know the option was the
other way. I'm always putting itin the cart. Then I think scanning
it and putting it in the bagbecause they made that stupid rule real quick
about the plastic bags. And likethe eighties, workers didn't know what the
hell was going on, right,confused, We're confused. I don't know
what's going on. So I me, I mean, my friend would go

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and scan these things in the bagand uh and maybe something on the bottom
was just kind of left over anduh. And so now the woman I
said, I said to this woman, I said, I can't believe someone
would try that on this store.I'll be honest, man, I know
somebody. I have a friend whothought about it, because this guy would

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be like a home depot scanning likesix or seven things. You could easily
scan the barcode of something that coststwo to three dollars instead of the new
drill. Yeah, you know,and that they don't know all they hear
they look at seven items. Theyhear the beep. Well, see this
lot of times, A lot oftimes are not looking. This is where
self check out, when it firststarted, is where people got stupid,
right, like, okay, Iget it expensive thing bottom of a bag,

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you know, Okay, all right, you could kind of hide that,
but dude, people were going andgetting seventy five inch TVs and buying
a bag of peas, and it'sjust sending the bag of peas and trying
to walk out with seventy five inchTV and so yeah, okay, dummy,
you're gonna get caught doing that.Now. I did hear a crazy

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rumor on a podcast, but itkind of makes sense that these stores really
don't flag you for stealing. Andthey have face recognition, so they know
every time you come in the target. I know Target has Okay, you're
in front of you, man,right, So what they say is until
you hit a certain amount could betwenty five hundred dollars, could be five
thousand dollars. When you steal thatmuch amount, that's when they come after

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you, okay, because they havethe face recognition right there. You know,
they just build this into the cost. That's why things are so expensive
that stores not lose low money.Loss management manager lost prevent prevention. Loss
management manager is what they're called.They put in the price of the whatever
that is, they fill it uptwenty percent and I did so. I

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from it. So so I Itold my buddy who did this, I
said, you need to stop,because you're costing me money and you're causing
these poor workers to have to workharder. To be honest, man,
this friend of mine too, hewas thinking the other day he really could
just wheel his card out of thestore. Who is going to stop him?
I had a buddy who's going todo it. I had a buddy

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who was great at that. We'dwalk into a CD store, right,
I wouldn't be paying attention to him. I'd be, you know, looking
for I don't know whatever, JimCrochi's greatest hits. We'd walk out,
get in the car. He'd pullten CDs out of his shirt. Yeah,
when did you even do that?And he goes exactly, he goes,
He goes, I just did it, like I own the store.

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Yeah. And he can't tell youwere as friends because then now it looks
suspicious. Now you're looking him,you're sweating, you're red, Like this
guy's gonna get benched. He walkedinto a kmart I think it was at
the time, and uh just pickedup a ten speed bicycle and walked it
out the front door. But hedid it like he owned it. Yeah,
and no one bothers. No.I tried that with an ATM.
Yeah, so now I'm here tofix your ATM. I tried that on

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But if you want a hundred bucksto Ocean, call right now. Six
zero nine six seven seven one hundredand seven. We get back this one
unto one seven ZXL, South Jersey'srock station ZXL want a show. I
hung up with my wife yesterday becauseI wanted her to leave a talkback.
She was so pissed off yesterday.Okay, and this is what I try

(27:40):
and do now, because I thinkit's funny, is uh. If she's
yelling at the kids or yelling atme, I'll try and record it if
I can. I'd like to getthat magic. And I she's yelling at
me yesterday, I said, I'mgonna hang up the phone right now because
you're so passionate. I want thisas a talkback. And this has to
do with the laundry issue that wehave at my house. Right here's the

(28:00):
issue with the laundry. I finallydid it because I finally had enough.
I wash my clothes, I washedmy kids clothes. I take care of
them. That's what I do.I usually don't touch hers, yea,
until they become an issue, untilthey become a hit her into my world.
Yes, I know what you're saying. You can't open doors. Okay,
glad you brought that up. Soapparently she calls me out. Now
she's had a tough week, soI've been easy on her. But now

(28:22):
she calls me yesterday apparently I washedone of her good suit jackets with a
bunch of towels, which, bythe way, I'm okay with. I
thought that they were all white andcream color. You're right, I'm okay
with that too. I think that'san old wives tale. Look, I
get the dryer can bang up stuff, so I gotta be careful with stuff
in the dryer. But you canwash stuff with whatever, right, Like,

(28:45):
I'm cool with that. Yeah.And it wasn't like I had a
blue sheet with your jacket. Imean, I take that into a little
con a little consideration. But here'swhat we do at my house is we
have three laundry baskets behind the doorin the laundry room. It got to
the point where I'm I'm kneeling downtrying to put things in a washer the
door. It's like there's a childin the back of the door that's kicking
me because the door doesn't open allthe way. I said, that's it.

(29:07):
It's mind and you're trying to openit up. Dude. I know
everything on the floor and I justput it in. I said, then
if you're not gonna handle it,then I'm gonna hand my oldest. Now
I handled it. My oldest willdo this with the bathroom. She'll just
put clothes on the floor, nobasket, no no nothing, just throw
dirty clothes, dirty towels on thefloor to the point where you can't even

(29:30):
open up the bathroom door. Yeah. I called my kid last night trying
to kick his dirty clothes behind thebedroom door. I'm like, I'm think
of where do you get that from? And then I'm like, I know
where you get it from. Youget it from mom. I'm like,
what makes you think that that's okay? What makes you think having the big
pile of clothes there were you?Now now it screws you. You can't
even open your bathroom door now.And my wife does this too. She

(29:52):
has I'm gonna say, three outfitsper day that she goes through. I
don't know, man. I gota pair of sweatpants. If I'm not
sweating or doing something in them,I hang them back. Costume change.
It's costume change. I do thething with my jeans. I smell the
ass of my geens. If theydon't stink, they go back up on
the rack. Spill has learned thatfrom my wife, so he'll do that.
He'll do two or three outfits beforeschool, right and oh, you

(30:15):
might think, oh, he putsthem back on the hanger and puts them
back in the closet. No,then he gets home from school. Now
it's another outphit change all right?Oh well then we're close to bed or
he decides he wants to pretend he'sa baseball player whole nother outfit. So
now yeah, we're three outfits inand once again, nothing ever makes its
way to launder your basket, Nothingever makes its way back in the closet.

(30:37):
The amount of clothes that I do, man, it's I told the
kid last night. I said,listen, First of all, two things,
right, I notice sounds like ahousewife. I get it. I'm
sorry all the bar I'm a beatI'm a beat man our housewives. I
said. First of all, let'sturn our clothes into the right side out
like they pull their gens whatever itis, it's inside out. It makes
it up, dude. You wouldthink their clothes were on fire the way
they take them off. I'm like, hey, just makes the right side

(31:00):
out, so it's easy for meto full when I put them in the
watcher. Second of all, yougot a sweatshirt, man, and you
woren't for like a day or's andyou're not hang it back up, man.
The amount of clothes we do,bro, it's it's a lot,
dude, I don't know about yourhouse, towels are out of control.
In my house, I use atowel. I think towels on top of

(31:21):
towels. I use a talent.A talent sol stinks, dude. I'm
pretty sure my wife uses four towelsevery shower. Yeah, four tows I
don't even understand. I can't evenngretI can't understand it. But I think
that's how many she uses per shower. I said, you know what,
I want all laundry baskets in themiddle of the hallway so when they begin
to fill up, everybody can seewhat's see it. Instead, what they

(31:41):
do is they try and hide it. You're just hiding it because you know
you're not going to do it likea child. I swore she was going
to leave the talk back yesterday up, I said, you need to get
this because I want to talk abouthow you you're pissed off at me.
You know what, Sorry, itall goes into one little thing, man,
even your suit Jack made it intowith a bunch of even my oldest
It's like ten o'clock at night,right she knows I'm sleeping. I got

(32:04):
work the next day. Text me. She's like, hey, before you
leave for work at three point thirtyin the morning. Uh, could you
throw my clothes in the dryer?Sure? Yeah I can, but I
go, what's stopping you from doingthat? Yeah, we're we gonna you
ever get a load where it stinksit's been sitting there so long, dude
all the time. Oh, wewanted to resh it because they left it

(32:24):
sitting in the washer. Dude.Average time it takes a female in my
house to do laundry a week.Yeah, one week. We really belong
on the other radio station, dude. Me and you should start a podcast
just called Houseman. Dude. Ithought about it. I thought about doing
a podcast with my wife. Iwas like, this would be awesome.

(32:45):
No, they wouldn't like it becausewe'd be right about everything. Yeah,
you know it's gonna be called that'sthe truth. Me and you went out
last Friday with our wives, anddude, we shut them down on everything,
right, Like they try and bringup stuff and you're like, no,
that's not what happened, and thenmake them out. Yeah, yeah,
let's tell the truth. And theyhad to be getting annoyed because I'm
backing you up. You're backing meup. That's what friends do. I

(33:07):
got your back throw. Look,yeah, man a dishwasher. You know,
we get back, we'll do athing called trash. Oh love crash
anything thirty on anything racket rock orrocky side love frash. Now I know

(33:37):
he may or may not have I'mon that may not have side killed his
ex wife and a friend. Yeah, okay O J Simpson. His lawyers
coming out more and more and talkingabout the last couple of days of OJ's
life. What does they have OrenthalOrenthal or j Simpson? Remember the woman
could from mispronounce it when they did. She was doing the reading of the

(33:58):
verdict and she this is her,I'm the shine, right, she's the
foreman of the jury. She hasto stand up and read it. Judge
Edo says, all right, what'syour uh you know what, what's the
verden? And she says uh blahblah blah blah blah or or Orentile James
Simpson. So Oj OJ sounds somuch cooler than orn thought. The lawyer

(34:23):
is claiming that only one family memberwas with Oj Wingdew. I'm guessing it's
gotta be till I'm guessing after thewhole murder thing, it had innocent or
not that's a that's a tough lookfor the rest of the family. Oh
God, yeah, to be oneof his kids and have to live in
that shadow show man, you don'tknow And it was Mom like, Mom,

(34:45):
Mom, yeah, then you're like, hey, I think this guy
killed my mother. OJ has kidsfrom another marriage, the marriage before who
I believed his oldest son was themurder. But he did have young children
when Nicole was murdered with Ron Goldman, and it just gotta be tough,
man. It's got to be likeand like, what do you doing that

(35:07):
drop off? When you have todrop them off to the Goldman's Like I
remember I used to meet my wifein the parking lot of the Piccolily on
two o six and chreman, that'sgot to be a weird drop off comfortable.
Sure that poor family too. Theyhad to sit in that courtroom with
all that evidence and watch this guybe innocent. I saw you last week
man. We interviewed Ron Goldman's sister. She wrote a book a couple of

(35:28):
years back, and she said shewas dating a guy like the love of
her life in college and they hadto break up because he said to her
one drunken night, you know,if oj ever called him wanted to play
GOP, I'd have to play withon them. And you're like Jesus Andy
Cohen, he's the guy who createdall these housewive shows right for Bravo.
He is saying that he's not leavingBravo. There's a lot of rumors that

(35:52):
he's ready to head on out,but he said that he's denying that he's
leaving the Bravo network. That allBravo is growing up. Dude. I
used to love Bravo in the ninetiesbecause it was it was an arts channel,
so it would it would they bringingstuff from the BBC and Canada and

(36:14):
stuff like that. So it waslike a real channel where like you could
like watch shows that you could neverwatch in the US and and you know,
broaden your horizon. And then somewherein like the mid two thousands,
they're just like, no, here'swhat we're gonna do, housewives fighting.
We're gonna take a bunch of drunkenhousewives, right and we're gonna put them

(36:35):
all together and we're just gonna letthem fight. And the best is when
they did it in New Jersey andthe women just started flipping tables and stuff.
Yeah, I think one woman hada gun. You got a Jersey
housewives. Now you have also hiphop housewive. That's the best hip hop
housewives. Oh wow, Caitlyn Clark, it's broad Man, you know,

(36:55):
best college female basketball player of alltime. She's now like she's getting a
lot of heat from people, includingAntonio Brown, who's nuts. I don't
get this at all. So he'son Twitter. He posted some inaproporate things
about her. He even attempted totroll her by calling her a I need

(37:16):
to bleep it. I don't eventhey bleeped it here. Yeah, I
couldn't read it here. It waslong. Okay. He begins with a
seed, but it ends with anR. This is like playing Wheel of
Fortune? Uh? Is it colorof the day? It's there's okay,

(37:37):
it's sell. Let's all figure thisout together. So it's c right.
We know it's a seed to openit up. Then there's one, there's
five stars and an R. Ilike to buy a val pat hold on,
I need him ten. I needto figure out. Okay, I'm
gonna do it like hangman, holdon, hold on, so let me
I gotta figure this out. Sowhat did he call her? How many

(37:57):
letters are there? Because I thinkit's there's seven are missing, but the
first and last. The first isC, the last is r C.
No, it's not, oh Coon, I don't know, ut I don't
I don't know, but now I'mokay. I got in on miss though,

(38:22):
unless he called her a rooster sucker, but that doesn't make any sense.
He knew, Mike down the Hall, you might know this. What
did Antonio Brown call Caitlin Clark Harry? It was beau a C and ends
with an all, and there's fiveletters missing. We can't figure it out.

(38:43):
Look, see all right, that'sthe job we're gonna give everyone today.
He gotta find out what he calledher. Whatever he did, it
got him black. I think heabbreviated rooster sucker because if it was this,
If it was C, I thoughtit was, then two stars and
a T I get it is tosee you next Tuesday, e R.
Well. And then here's the otherproblem too. There's a reporter and the

(39:06):
reporter's kind of making her life miserable. Ooh, Cracker of the day because
she's Oh wow, okay is cracker? Yeah? Right? Win or winner?
Congrats the new Mic down the HallLenny Kravins. He Uh, dude,
did you see the video of him? He was working out. Dudes
in great shape. He's in hisfifties right, he was working out.

(39:28):
He was in leather pants, workingout, leather pants, yoga pants and
leather pants. No leather. PIkeeps a lot of heating. You're gonna
sweat man. Uh. And we'llwrap it up with this. It looks
like Scottie Pippen's ex wife and MichaelJordan's son are back on again. They've
been on again, off again forthe last couple of years. Jordan and
Pippen are back together. As whatyou say, Well, dude, this

(39:50):
has to burn Pippin that his exwife is dating Marcus Jordan, Michael Jordan's
son has to kill him. Thereyou go. Some tracks. One hundred
point seven is the XL South Jersey'srock station and the XL Morning Show.
Our work force support the day onehundred dollars to spend over an ocean.
Good morning, Hey, who didjojo? Man? We are all here

(40:14):
in the room to guard it's hitcheye, is it? What's up?
We haven't heard from you in awhile. Now you got the name hitch
buddy, So I don't know what'sgoing on my butt, but Buddy's yelling
for Aerosmith. Take. You're notgetting shut up. He's not doing We're
not doing as. You got thename Hitch because one day Jojo said he

(40:37):
needed a hitch for his truck,and you brought him a hitch. Nice
hitch too, man, Yeah Idid. Yeah, that's because I'm a
nice guy like Hitch. I'll behonest. You sound healthier and happier than
you have in years. I'm notwith my girl. That's fine. Okay,
So you lost some weight. Youlost about one hundred and twenty pounds

(40:58):
then, didn't you? Yeah,yeah I did. I went on seventy
eight now yeah. Wow, Lookif it's legal now, Jojoe, not
sure what that meant, but nowwe're legal. Whatever you and I are
doing together, it's legal. Yeah, what's happening? Well, you don't
know what I do after the show, Scottie, Hey, Hey, my
buddy found my buddy found your bobblehead, Jojoe and Scottie okay, cool man,

(41:22):
Yeah all right, Yeah, yearsago we had a bobblehead. Yeah,
years ago, the only one left. My mom still has one,
still still in the box. Wellworth something. Yeah, you should sell
it. Yeah, tell it onyou. Well, I hear a friend
yelling. I hear kids in theback. Where are Hitch? Yeah?
So look, so what about aerosmithyou can get hook me up. No,

(41:45):
it's one hundred dollars the ocean.Get one hundred dollars froch. That's
it, all right, I'll takea hundred dollars fro Yeah, I know
you will, because that's what we'regiving you. All you got all right?
Cool? All right, Well yougot like an old birthday present.
So I believe. I believe,Hitch. The last time we talked you,
you were doing insulation work. Whatdo you what are you doing?
Yeah? Now now I do thatwell, but you know I do that

(42:06):
on the side. But I'm adelivery driver for for want a window?
Okay a window? So so youdeliver windows though? What houses in building?
Yeah? Okay? Like, hey, if you never need a side
down, you know who to call. You got my number? Well we
will, h You got a hundredbucks the ocean? Okay, all right,
thanks? You I might need someinsulation. Actually I probably should call

(42:29):
you. Now here's the thing,Hitch, when you when you have to
go check in and get the hundreddollars. You can't use the name hitch.
Yeah, of course I know that. Okay, all right, stay
on hold, okay, all right, thanks man. You know, he's
on my top five of people Ithink would kill me if you said,
uh, Joe, Joe got shotwalking into work this morning, I'd be

(42:50):
like it was from a listener.Which listener was it? He's on my
top five, I'll tell you what. He's one of those guys you don't
hear from him for a couple ofyears and then he comes back out of
nowhere, you know what. Iwas calling up the other day, and
it's kind of sad. You know. We get you get some some some
listeners who call in all the timeand you get to know them, and
sometimes they'll show up at events andlike, and then all of a sudden

(43:10):
you get to know their family andstuff. My wife doesn't like that.
On my Facebook, dude, Iwas there's a few that I have on
my Facebook. I was tallying upthe amount that have died. Dude,
We're at about a ten shees ofpeople who have been like close to the
show, done stuff listeners you know, which we've met and then they've died.

(43:36):
We just lost a sweet sweet heart. God. He used to come
on our booze cruises. Him andhis wife. Older couple used to get
married until they get married til theirseventy because we were invited to the wedding
a few years ago, so wecouldn't make it. It was weird.
We would do booze cruises and wethought that they were on the wrong cruise.
And then it took a couple ofcruises and they finally kind of talked

(43:57):
to us and they're like, no, like, we love coming makes us
feel young coming on these cruises.And then my wife ended up befriending them
and they were like this sweet oldcouple. And dude, they were right
there in the action. They wereright there on the dance floor in front
of the speakers. And uh,the husband passed away. What a sweetheart
of a guy. Dude. TattooUh, I believe tattoo. Dave was

(44:19):
a guy he passed away. Itwas a guy used to heat his trailer
with the oven. Forget his name. Some people did it to themselves.
What was the guy? Oh,my god, there's Joe. They love
Joe, Joe the crab guy.Man like we love Joe the crab guy.
Not only that, but he becamea friend, Like in an advertiser,
he's on the ending of the showand I just can't change because he's

(44:42):
just a beautiful human being, right, a little odd ball, but a
beautiful human being. And he endedup passing away last year. And then
there was a guy what was hisname are you talking about? The big
guy used to come on the boozecruises all the time. Yeah, and
he would take his shirt off.We wouldn't be on a booze cruise until
like we'd be out there for fiveminutes he'd have a shirt off. And
he had the greatest line. Inoticed he wasn't drinking, and I go,

(45:02):
you're not drinking, man, andhe's like, I'm allergic alcohol.
I would say, oh dude,okay, well that sucks and he goes,
yeah, I break out in cuffs. And that was such a good
line. And then we thought hewas a weirdo and we found out he's
like a real good chef, andlike we saw him at the Seafood Festival
and he's like cooking up these mealsand he's like, yeah, I've been

(45:25):
a chef for like forty years.He's dead. Damn lot of them.
All this nonsense is gonna come toan end. A lot of death man
lot. There's a lot of sad, younger ones too. And then there's
people that have just left the showand we don't know where they are anymore.
Yeah they may to us. We'rejust like they're dead too. But
yeah, it's such a We've beendoing it so long. It's so weird.

(45:46):
We're veterans in this market. It'salso weird. People I started out
with, like listeners, they wouldbring their little kids, and now their
little kids are in college, outof and I'm like, Jesus, too
long, look too long, toolong, We've been there too long.
Too with given another five months,we get back, we'll do some headlines.

(46:12):
One hundred point seven, z XLs ap Jersey these rock stations.
Z x L Morning Show. Dude, I'm becoming the yard that I didn't
want to become. I'm becoming Ilike the show Roseanne. My little guy,
he's not little anymore, eleven solike after school man, he'll go
outside and play either with his buddieswill come over and they'll play, but

(46:36):
they leave all the stuff on thefront lawn. Like it's almost like they
just when it was time to comein, someone snapped their fingers and they
just disappeared. Yeah, this islike a cleanup thing. So does now
does this translate into his room?Like, dude, don't even me started?
Okay, So, and he's likea clothing and sneaker guy too,

(46:59):
So in the more he'll pull outnine different outfits. So now I got
hangers all over the room. Igot closed that have been pulled out of
his closet. But dude, Iwalk out this morning, there's baseball gloves,
there's a baseball bat, there's baseballs, there's a football, and I'm
like, like, those things costmoney. You're just leaving them out on
the lawn. My buddy did thisand it looks so trashy, nice house,

(47:21):
nice neighborhood. His kids would playwiff football, and I get what
he's doing. He's got the lawnchairset up, because the lawnchair is the
backboard to where you're pitching the whiffleball. I get it. But it's
been out there for weeks and it'sit's like a metal chair. Like,
bro, it doesn't look like nobodyknows it's the whiffle bowl. Backboard.
It looks like you just left achair in your front launch spray it in.
Well, that's a I have that. There's like a a little Tikes

(47:47):
basketball net, right, and it'sfor my oldest is little guy, and
we have it out in the driveway. But the problem is there's no weight
to do it because it's just that'sthat stupid plastic kid stuff. Yeah.
So dude, every time there's agusta wind, it blows across my yard
and now it looks just like trashnow. Just so now on top of

(48:07):
the baseball gloves and footballs and baseballs, I have a little Tykes basketball and
that's just flying around my yard.Dude, I I our house is turning
into Roseanne. I mean, likeif you remember what Roseanne's house looked like,
there was just stuff everything. Yes, when the front of the first
part of the show, yeah,show in the front of the house and
that's what it is. And thenlike the back of the house has a

(48:28):
bunch of stuff I don't want init. And I'm like it's it's I'm
losing control as well I'm doing AndI'm like, dude, it's like we
have this two we have a twocar garage. You can't just pick the
stuff up ten and move it tenfeet. You can't clean up after yourself.
Like what makes you want to runinside so quick that you have to
just leave everything there? We getthis man, and listen, I love

(48:51):
the fact that kids they do useit. But now I've got four or
five neighbors. They all have basketballcourts right the basketball nets. But they're
not even on their property anymore.Right now they're on the streets. So
now I'm looking down at see thestreet, it gets real trash. He
fell over once brusted and he gotthings. Now they got bags of multi
power in the back. Is likethat honestly looks like trash. Now,
can we just get one good onethat all the We had one good one

(49:14):
growing up that all the kids shared. Now they house growing up, my
dad had cemented a basketball net inour driveway, not in the street.
It was at the top of ourdriveway cement pole. Like then they started
to come out with the portable ones. Now I have a portable one,
but where is it top of mydriveway? Because I'm not And then I'll

(49:36):
get the complaint. Well, thedriveways on an you know, it's uh,
it's steep and I go, okay, all right, So it's gonna
make you learn how to play dribblinguphill in bad conditions. I don't know
what to tell you, but no, dude, it gets real trashy real
quick. When you put the basketballnet in the street. They all have
them, man, and you're right, they fall over, they break.
But the dad's so pissed off becausehe spent four hundred dollars on it,

(50:00):
don't want to get rid of it. Yeah, then you're right. It's
the bag of mulch. It's thebag of sand this one has, he
has. It's a break roadors likeit looks like a piece of trash like
we had. I was lucky,man. I found a big decorative potted
plant and uh and like a bigpot. I'm talking huge, right,
like three feet high, three feetwide. I put it on the actual

(50:22):
basketball net. I've never had anissue with it. I put beautiful hibiscus
flowers in it, disguising the trash. So yes, I'm making the trashiness
look a little bit better. Butit's in your driveway, Like who you
don't own the street. I can'tjust put things in the street that I
want to put. The street.I don't want kids playing in the street
eat like, especially because my streetcomes off the Black Horse Bike. So,

(50:45):
dude, I got people coming upmy street flying like flying, and
I'm like, the last thing Iwant is a bunch of kids playing basketball
in front of my house. Itjust looks I feel like I'm the old
get off my long guy. Butit just looks trashy. It is it
is. It's bad enough. Ihave a trampoline in the backyard. I'm
just waiting for the wind to takethat away. Wow. Yeah, Can
I set a trampoline up in themiddle of the street. I don't think

(51:07):
so, dude, Dude, I'mnot even kidding. I'm waiting until a
really nasty windstorm where that trampoline.Now I'm driving the work and it's just
on the side of the black HorsePike, and I'm just gonna pretend that
it never exists. Not You're probablynot my problem. Look, we get
you think you've got in bed.Dude, did you see this video.

(51:30):
It's a woman in Brazil. We'veall thought about this. Her uncle died,
so she must have been with himwhen he died. Now, I
guess his will or something something wasn'tright, and she wanted to rectify it
so she would get the money.She wheels him his dead body into the

(51:52):
bank. Yeah, tries to convincethem that he's still alive and he wants
to take out a loan. Okay, and it was only a loan for
thirty four hundred bucks. Why doI have a feeling this worked, dude?
For Like, the bank employee wassmart enough to like start recording on
her phone. Dude, that hishead keeps like bouncing on the table and

(52:15):
then she would pop his head back. Yeah, she's holding his hand so
the pens in it so he couldsign it. And the bank teller's like,
I think there's something wrong here.We have to call the police.
So she did not get the thirtyfour hundred dollars loan. The video is
online. It's dude, it's actuallysuper creepy to watch. She was charged

(52:36):
with theft through fraud, embezzlement,and abuse of a corpse. Nothing shocks
me anymore. No, the factthat you thought that might work good for
you. Another stupid TikTok challenge islanded at a middle school and it's a
middle school student who ended up inthe hospital. This one's called the Blackout
challenge. This is where you're supposedto hold your breath that you pass out.
I've done this by accident when I'vehad the hiccups. I've held my

(53:00):
breath so long that I've passed out. Did he go away? Yeah?
Work. So two students in SouthOrange, New Jersey, are said to
have passed out doing the challenge,and one of those had to go to
the hospital because they were struggling tobreathe when they came to the school's asking
parents to discuss the dangers that canbe associated with social media challenges. This
has been around forever. Man.I remember kids when I was in like

(53:22):
middle school, that was the thing, like like somebody holds your neck long
enough you'll pass out. It's likea high. My dad's cool. I
don't need that. I'll just gohook up with this girl. Yeah,
I don't know. My brother hasweed. In Indiana, thirty four year
old Sarah Harris found out the hardway that calling the cops when the meth
you just purchased wasn't that great isa bad thing. A probable cause aff

(53:47):
David says Harris called nine one onetwice, which prompted an officer to visit
her home as a wellness check.While speaking to the police, Harris allegedly
said the meth she purchased wasn't asgood as the metha she had before,
and it left her feeling like shewas going to have a heart attack.
Harris also allegedly requested that the methbe tested by the police and was willing

(54:07):
to turn in the person who soldit to her. Instead, they arrested
her, facing a Class six felonycharge, which could she could end up
serving thirty months in prison. I'venever used meth. I don't know what
a good myth there is bad meths. You would think the good meth would
want your heart to race, right, isn't that the high of meth?
It's it was meth. I wantto go to sleep standing up like Kensen.
No no, no, no,no, no, meth is You're

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going to clean your house for fourstraight days. It is our buddy.
How do I slip that my wife'scoffee? Our buddy? Well, they
used to give it to women inthe fifties and sixties. That's how they
did it, and so our buddy. I won't say who his name might
rhyme with Ariy Arcia. He was. He did meth by accident once and

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he told me that for three dayshe couldn't close his eyes. Wow,
yeah, which I get done.Well, that's the thing. So that's
where like meth became like a thingwhere it's eventually I think you abuse it
so much that you've become one ofthose zombies. But like if you're just
doing it for the first couple oftimes, yeah, you're very productive.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind a shotaround eleven am. There you go.

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Those people they haven't bet you notso much. One hundred point sevens EXL
S after is rock station z xL Warshow before we get to the talkbacks,
man went to dinner last night.Thursdays seemed to be our dinner night.
We got to like this little pizzaplace. Well, I mean that's
when in college, Thursday night wasthe party night. So you guys just
live in the college life. Wehad pizza Fridays like my family. Mom

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always brought home pizzas on Fridays,but we do a thing on Thursday,
so Fridays Dad got home. Mydad traveled the world for work, right,
a lot of like Canada, alot of Europe. He'd get home
on a Friday, Mom wouldn't makethem dinner. What. I don't even
remember what we would get for dinneron a Friday. Friday was grocery shopping

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day for mom. So mom wastired and she wanted to watch Dallas.
So I remember my dad, he'dtravel all week, he'd get home and
she would have a TV dinner forhim. That's a sad, sad sad.
Yeah, this guy has seeking Brazil. He comes home to a TV
Yeah. Yeah, he's eating it. Like you know, his company was
doing pretty well. He's eating atnice restaurants all week, and then he

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comes home and he's eating a CeltanoTV dinner. Yeah. Now I get
there, and it started off wewere gonna get a salad and like and
split some wings. My wife likesthe pizza there. Okay, so now
we still get the salad, Weput the wings on hole and we go
pizza. I made wings last night, she sees on the menu, and
good for her, and I listen. I enjoyed him until my stomach started

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to hurt. She ends up gettingloaded fries man with cheese and bacon.
I'm like, who is this wonderfulwoman? This shit really has even like
we went out last Friday, youand her and my wife and another couple
and you know, three hot women, right like, I get I give
us a lot of credit for notbeing good looking guys. We picked up
good looking within man. Dude,they're housing cheese steaks. It was so

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sexy, right like, it wasso amazing, and it's it's so crazy
because like a year ago, yourwife would have screamed at me if I
said to her eat a cheese stack. Yeah. No, it's it's twelve
thirty. We're's for gotta. We'rein the food court. She says,
go get a go get a chickencheese steak and some fries and we'll split
it. I said, okay,okay, Adrian, I just come out
of the coma and tell me tobeat Creed. And then I made everyone

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feel really awkward because I wouldn't eat. Yeah, because I think you have
a thing not eat. I don'teat in front of me. That's what
she said, you have and uhand so now all the girls felt weird
because they were housing cheese steaks,and I'm like, boy, I was
really judging them. Yeah, Iwas banging. Now somebody else's fries.
And then I go get more friesthan the fries from a bag. Fantastic.
They give it to you like you'rehomeless. They just put bags in

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a brown bag, and they putfries in a brown bag. Here's a
couple talk bags by the way overthe weekend. Please, if you got
to talk back, send it tous. We'll play them on Monday.
Super easy. You go to theiHeartRadio app, you search, you use
the XL, you hit the redmicrophone button. You send us a message
and we'll play. I have anidea for the name the woman's basketball basketball

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team. Once you call him theNiners, you know what, the Philadelphia
six Ers and Philadelphia nine ers.It's like he's struggling to breathe there,
but I get what he's going only. Yeah, I think that it was
because we were talking about Kaitlyn Clark. She went number one in the WNBA
draft and Philadelphia is in the hutnow for a WNBA team. Yeah,

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so that would be the seventy sixers and the Philadelphia Niners, and together
it would be the Philadelphia seventy sixtynine ers six or sixth or the sixty
six nine sixty nine ers. Yeah, I get what he's doing there.
Uh this, I think he wantsto take your wife out. Okay,
well she is pretty yo yo,shout out Scott his wife. Hit me

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up when you're ready to hear SouthStreet and grab a slice. Oper and
Lorenzo's honey. He kissed her atthe eddies. He blew kisses at her.
Man. I know if she's alittle Lorenzo girl, but I'll pass
it along that if she wants togo on a date to a pizza place,
Lorenzo's in South Philly and she isa South Philly girl. So yeah,
hopefully they can make it happen.That's all we got today. Thanks

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your calls this week. Always welcomedon the show. Yeah, over the
weekend, go to the iHeartRadio appsearch WZXL, hit the red microphone button.
You you we can do, butI beg you. I beg everybody,
please catch your wife in an argument. Yeah, I was talking earlier
my wife I wanted. I hungup on our said please send this to
the talkback. This is the magicI need. And my buddy said a

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message in too. He's like,yeah, I do all the laundry as
well. He's like, we gotinto a full domestic I want you to.
I want you to send the audioof that. Here's the thing.
Let's save road rage incidents. Insteadof road raging talk back. Send us
the guy's license plate number to describethe car. What he did. Guy's
got a gun pulled on you.Right hold on, let me hit the

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red microphone button on the iHeartRadio app. We can save ives and windshields.
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out, man. I know youguys are awesome. My love took me
guys on my way to work.She's like, oh yeah, warming up

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