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Hey, homie, what's happening?Man? How are you? I'll tell
you what. I'm in the UH. I've been sick for the last few
days and now I'm in the UH. I don't feel weak phase that was
the last two days. Now I'min the I have a cough phase.
Yeah, I hear it, soat least that I'll take a cough over
feeling weak like the last two days. Man, it's like I couldn't even

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keep my eyes open. It wasawful, and like I had stuff to
do, and I'm like, Ijust I like, I just need,
I need to lay down. Butuh, dude, I'm over holidays.
They really screw up my schedule.So we just had Easter, right,
so I have people over now.I don't know if every town's like this,
but I think it is. Everyonenow has those stupid trash cans that

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you have to buy from the townand You're only allowed to fit the trash
that you can into that can.There's no more just throwing trash on the
curb and they pick it up.I played a game, man, I
tell you what. Man, myguy didn't he didn't empty one of my
cans because I had yard wasted there. I'm here's my problems, throwing in
the truck. Stupid. So Ihave people over for Easter. So my
my trash can is overfilled. Sonow I have a secondary can that has

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trash in it, but I can'tput that out because they won't take it
because it's not an official can.Oh yeah, man, So now it's
it's it's Wednesday night. In theThursday morning, my trash is already overfilling.
Yep. So now like so nowI'm behind that the you know,
I'm behind the curve like and nownow I got to go to all the
way till Monday morning and not thinkthat I'm gonna put more trash on top

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of that. Like, my thelid is already popped up. Say what
man? When of our neighbors bounceddown a couple of years ago, and
I was so excited. My wifewent over there. We she ended up
getting the blinds out of the livingroom. Yeah, and I took the
trash can. Oh and we tooka tree too. Man out of his
flower. We're just digging away.But non I got a hold of that
trash can. It was like goldgold. So it's there. And they're
not cheap. They're like a hundredbucks. You can buy them from your
town. So I got a secondone and then I had it. It

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was awesome, So I never hadan issue. But then they switched companies
and the company came and picked themup because they want them back. Right,
So now you're stuck with just one. Now I'm back the one can.
Yeah, you gotta put out theroof of your car and then drive
here with it and throw it ina dumpster. Man thought about it.
Yeah. So now it's it's Thursday, right, you know, so it

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was so Thursday was yesterday. Soit's Thursday, and I'm already the lid
is already popped open. Come comeon, Easter is what Easter does.
Take that bag, thill it rightin the Black Horse Pike. Somebody will
get it. Everybe they want emptyMiller highlighte bottles. Everybody. Uh,
it is Friday, the work week, we're gonna wrap it up. We
got some free stuff to fill atyou. We'll do that with the ZXL

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work force for the day. Twodays. Yeah, one hundred bucks to
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for lunch point seven ZXL, SouthJersey's rock station, ZXL Morning Show.
Good morning, everybody, do itlive. I can go allrite it and
we'll do it. Lot and thingssucks. I'm Scottie. Good morning.

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Here's some news for you. Isa federal judge in Florida denied former President
Donald Trump's motion to dismiss the classifieddocuments indictment against him. Ruling with the
President Records Act PRA does not shieldTrump from charges that he unlawfully retained national
defense information. It's already spent asecond day searching for a Maurice River Township

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property or searching the property in connectionwith an alleged large scaled dog fighting operation.
We talked about it yesterday. Yesman, it came out that they
were fighting dogs. Court records sayone hundred and three fighting dogs, fighting
equipment, and other law enforcement beganinvestigating after getting tips back in twenty twenty
one. Investigators say the website thatthe company was running used terms like game

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dogs and condition weight charging. Documentsalso say the dogs were highly sought after
in the dog fighting world. Yeah, I know there was a I want
to say, I think a cockfighting ring not too far from me in
my neighborhood. That's kind of cool. Yeah, I don't want a chicken
to get hurt, but cock fightingsounds fun. Well, But here I
am. I love a block downthe road. I love gambling. Where

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am I on Friday and Saturday nights? No one calls me? In Mexico?
It's legal? Why not? Canyou can bet on cockfighting Mexico.
Two people were taking to a hospitalfollowing a raccoon attack at Hershey Park last
weekend. It happened while people werein line at the Super Duper Looper roller
coaster. You can see the raccoonenter the line, people try to avoid
it. The animal then bites agirl's shoe before running out of line back

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into the woods. Hershey Park officialssay two people were taken to the hospital.
Has precaution. I'd watch raccoons fight, dude. The video is crazy,
Yeah, it must. I don'tknow if it was just agitated or
rabid but it runs up and ifyou know Hershey Park, that's it's a
big line for that super duper looperthing. And these people are all waiting
right you know, yeah, usezigzag in the line, and this raccoon

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just runs up and just starts attackingpeople. Yeah. Sure, because you're
standing on its house. Yeah,like we put an amusement park on its
home. Yeah. Yeah, thatwas a big field with a couple of
trees in it. Man, that'snews. What about sports? It is
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I almost feel guilty about having theseWrestleMania tickets. I'm being talked into

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by friends, grown men, I'mtalking without kids that are so into wrestling.
Yeah, it's kind of belittling tome that I'm not super pumped about.
Right, Well, you're not awrestling fing and you know someone who
works for a company that works forthe w W, and they were able
to hook you up with ticket's awesome. Even my wife shit me up and
she's like, you and our littleguy should be going the WrestleMania And I

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said, nah, one he's notin the wrestling anymore. And the other
one is it's gonna be cold andit's outside and I can watch it on
if I'm going to watch it atall, which I probably won't because my
little guy's not into it. Ican watch it on my TV in my
house, in the comfort of myown home, and I'm like, ah.
And then the other thing is it'sSaturday. That's cool, but then
there's another one on Sunday. Yeah, and I'm like, I don't want

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to be I don't want to beout till ten eleven o'clock at night on
a Sunday. When I got tocome back to work on Monday, my
wife almost bailed out. She didn'tknow it was outside. I'm like,
yeah, it's outside in the stadium. It's gonna be and it's been miserable
all week, so I hope it'snice. But it's still gonna be night
in early spring, so it's gonnabe cold. I got buddies, man.
I got one guy who was hewanted to take a like a limo

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down to it. I'm like,listen, it sounds like a great idea,
but here's where I live. Whenit comes to wrestling. It's gonna
be a cool event. I'm gonnago with the family. The kids are
probably gonna like it for a littlebit. They're not. They don't know
anybody like. We'll watch it onTV only because it's people throwing each other
around. Here's the thing, it'sthe stories or any of that. Like,
they're not super huge fans. It'scool to say you were there,
that's it. Yeah, Yeah,I was there. I took my kids
to WrestleMania. We saw we sawwrestlers live. I mean, yeah,

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it's cool. The thing is,if no one ever, if you've never
been to a wrestling event that's live, you don't hear the play by play
like they that's on TV, right, So you're just hearing the hitting of
the ring because they have microphones underthe ring. You're hearing that, right,
And you're hearing the crowd and thefireworks. And that's cool. That's

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fine. But I mean if you'resitting in nosebleeds at the link, that's
it's it's once again, you're justsaying it's cool to be there. Yeah,
you're not gonna you're not seeing anythingnow, you're watching it on TV
basically, yeah, now, butoutside doing it one hundred percent cool.
Same thing you can say for theSuper Bowl, right, Like I got
nosebleeds for a suoner super Bowl,right, you could say you were there,

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right, but you're not watching thegame because you're in the nosebleeds and
everything was like like ants on thefield. Even with my family, like
a buddy wanted to go down together. I was like, I don't want
to. I don't have the heartto tell them, but there's a chance
I might. I might dip outearly, like we might go for it.
I took you to the Rolling Stones. You left after two songs.
I saw what I wanted to.Yeah, I got my two favorite songs
from Rolling Stones, and I wasand I was out of there. It
was and it was raining, andI could tell your wife wasn't happy.

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It was raining, and you guysbailed and it was like, and that's
the rolling Stone. But I gotto see them. I laid my eyes
on the Rolling Stones. That's it, I could say. I know when
I saw the Rolling Stones kind ofand then there are things all week man
that are going on. Oh it'sbeen huge in Philly. Yeah. Yeah,
I got on the Hall of Fame. No, I'm not going to
hold why so I can see.I know tonight I believe King Kong Bundy's
one piece is going to be hangingup on a hanger, like I'm just

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not into it, Okay, Isee i'd go to see that. I
love King Kong, Bundy like goingto like a hard rock. Yeah.
I don't know where they're doing theHall of Fame induction. Usually it's the
night before WrestleManias. That would betonight. I don't know where they're doing
that in Philly. But The Rockhad a great line. I guess you
know. Once again, they're doingall these fan experiences. It's a really
cool thing. It's great for acity. They said it's gonna bring like

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three hundred thousand people into the city, which I was really into it,
man, I really do. ButThe Rock showed up late to a fan
experience last night or the night before, and everyone starts booing them. And
he gets on stage and now he'splaying the Heel. That's his he he's
now rock the Heel. He's abad guy. And he grabs the microphone.
He said, you're gonna boom me. Go ahead, boom me,

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he goes. You know why Iwas late. I was watching Jail and
Hurts lose a super Bowl and butbeat being the rock that wins over the
crash. Yeah now it's the ahyeah right, So and he played That's
how he started, right, Well, that's how when he got really hot,
that's he was playing that guy.And so he's back to playing that
guy now. Now it's a littleweird too, because it's it's play.
It's not real. I mean it'sreal. Like these guy's hurt, like

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they get hurt. Yeah, it'sa real stunt. You know. It's
all soap opera with the like notkids. I'm going with the grown men
that are digging in on Sunday nightjust so I can go and kind of
we have a guy we work alittle bit. It's all. We have
a guy we work with. He'son vacation in Florida with his family.
He's flying home early from his familyvacation to go to Wrestleminga. Yeah.

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Yeah, he's taking his kid.Yeah I wish I any kid really loved
it. Man, And he tookhis kid the last time to I know,
Royal Rumble or something and his kidfell asleep. Yeah, he might
like it more than this kid.Oh, one hundred percent. Yeah,
he's way into it. One hundredpercent. Yeah. And like so like
I may turn it on, it'llbe cool, but my little guy's just
not. He look four years agohe probably would have loved it. Now

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it's like unless your first row andI and look, I've been there.
Being right at the ring is awesomeeven as an adult. But if you're
up in the nosebleeds. Oh yeah, my kids are manlessen. We watch
it on TV, but they don'tknow anybody who's there for the lights and
the music and the fun. Youknow. Well, I hope you see
Macho man body slam Rick Flair.Yeah. And now I guess I gotta

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come in on Monday. You know, I'm not taking a vacation day,
but I'm on Sunday. You knowI can't do that. You would break
my balls one hundred percent. Yeah, if I don't come it on Monday
because I'm at WrestleMania, yeah,child, yeah, especially if you leave
at seven point thirty. Yeah,yeah, I might give you a called
eleven fifteen. Look, I'm atLive Casino, Scott not making it in
tomorrow. Yeah exactly. That wouldbe your move. Leave WrestleMania so you

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could go gamble it live. That'salready on the list to go. I
said, listen, let's get herthe early. Yeah, yeah, let's
get there early. I want togo gamble. But I'll tell you what
if you are a big wrestling dork, hang around South Philly because a lot
of those wrestlers like to gamble.Oh yeah, right, so they're gonna
and they like to drink, andthey're going to be hanging out. And

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that's when it's cool to catch them. And that's usually when they're a little
looser. They'll take pictures. Youcan hang out with them a little bit
more. It's Georgia Animal Steel.He's on line of pats. He's eating
a belt buckle. What is hedoing? Let's see we get back.
We'll knock out some rock news.Joe, Joe and Scottie rock news.

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There's some rock news for you.Joey Ramon, he's been dead for a
couple of years. Been dead fora long time, like almost twenty years
now, I want to say.His brother has filed a countersuit against the
widow of Johnny Ramo, claiming herefforts to stop a Netflix film about the
Punk Legends is baseless and flimsy.In January, Lindy Linda, Lindy Linda

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or Lindy and whatever. What wasthe back to school and he did the
jump off the diving board. Itwas called the Oh the Lindy, and
it was the Lundy Lundy Lindy.Oh my god, I can't remember it.
But it was the jump he didto win the tournament. Oh what
was it called? I'll look itup, Linda Cummings. She sued Joey's

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brother Michael or Mitchell. I can'tget any names right. Today's claiming he
converted convertly. I thought it wasMitchell, so go ahead with it.
Developed an unauthorized biopic on the Ramonesand her allegations. Cummings asserted that any
authoritative story of the Ramones will requireher approval since she was married to Johnny

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Triple Lindy. The Triple was theTriple Lindy and BacT School Lindy. He
went from diving board the diving board. It was great. So now he's
suing her. The quote from thelawyer is Missus Cummings. Ramone's main purpose
is to embarrass, her, assand destroy the integrity of mister Hyman,

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the brother of Joey, to createan utterly false narrative about him, rewrite
her role in the history of theRamones, and win a popularity contest in
which, in her mind, shetakes over the band wasn't it cool to
like the Ramones? Yes, okay, don't remember the Ramones T shirts.
I mean, I don't know alot about the Remone, but it seems
it was very cool to like theReminds, very punk. They weren't very

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good musicians, they only had likethree chords, but it was cool to
like them. Trent Resner just anotherartist coming out slamming things like Spotify and
Apple Music, claiming that the poultrypayouts have mortally wounded artists. He's being
interviewed by GQ magazine. He said, I think it's a terrible payout of
streaming services. It's mortally wounded awhole tier of artists that make being an

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artist unsustainable. And it's great ifyou're multi platinum rapper, let's say,
like Drake, but it's not greatif you're an indie group, a rock
indie band, something like that.To those who argue the streaming structur will
eventually sort itself out, Trent Resnersaid, the reality is, take a
look around. We've had enough timefor the whole all boats rise type of

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argument to see that they're not rising. Those boats rise, These boats don't.
They can't make money in any means, and I think it's bad for
the art of music. Shaye Man, I ripped so much music off of
YouTube for free. Yeah yeah,I know they're not getting paid for it.
Yeah yeah, but you know what, dude, me and you put
our time in me and you spendtwenty bucks on a CD at Sam Goodie

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for how many years? Yeah?We did? Wait all right, I
think we put our time in andit costs what penny to make that CD.
Yeah, like we got ripped offme and you got ripped off for
years. Yeah, we're getting itback. I know. I don't know.
This came out yesterday. I don'tknow if it's completely confirmed. The
number sounds low. Kiss they soldtheir name, logo, image, likeness,

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and music rights. Yeah. Ithought this was low too. So
it looks like they sold it toa Swedish company that bought up ABBA's music
catalog and they ended up doing likean Abba Avatar show, which is what
Kiss wants to now do. Theywere able to grab it for three hundred
million. That sound light. Man, it sounds a little like, all

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right, if you're just talking music, I get it. Maybe three hundred
million, right they You know,once again, if you're a Kiss fan,
you'll have Kiss, but not everybodyloves Kiss. But to give up
the rights of the name, thelogo, the images which were so important
to Kiss for so long, forthree hundred million, Yeah, it seems
like Gene wouldn't let this happen,Like he'd be a better negotiator, Like
this would be a half a billion, one million years. We'll see.

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I mean, the story kind ofwent all, you know, went out
in the rock world like wildfire yesterday. But it just seems a little low.
But I don't know. Maybe thoseguys man, they're in their mid
seventies now, they're like, youknow what, let's cash out. You
know, Gene takes one to fifty, Paul takes one fifty sucks Ace and
uh Peter are gonna get nothing.Yeah, you'll get rock roll all night.
He'll be on an EV commercial.Let's that's what you're gonna get.

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You're gonna see like you know,you're gonna see an Avatar show, Hitt
casinos. It's gonna be Kiss cartoonsplaying on the other way. It's just
make you know what, take yourmoney, just look the other way.
It might be. It might bewhere you know what, guys we put
forty years in, we're all we'reall fifty years now, we're all done.
There you go some rock news forit. The Boys and Girls Club
of Atlantic City is bringing one ofthe world seven ZXL South Jersey's rock stations,

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the x I want to show streamand all on the I Heart Radio
app. Okay, I I thinkI've gotten into her head and I like
this. I like when you finallybeat something into a child, said,
not beat the child, beat itinto their head. Mentally, it's called
breaking them, right, you gottabreak them. So my oldest moved back
last year and she's like, youknow, I get to go my life

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on track and I, you know, do school and work and I can
I come home and I that wayI can save money. We were like,
yeah, as long as you havea plan now in doing that,
she sometimes can you know, likeall the kids can be a little messy.
But once again, you know,I play mind games, so I

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can break them a little bit,like you said, right, mentally.
So the other day I get aphone call, and it's never good when
you get a phone call and it'slike six thirty in the morning, right,
Like, that's never good. Soshe calls me at six point thirty.
I'm here in the studio and she'slike, I don't know what to
do. And I was like,okay, okay, well, is the
house on fire? Like the ideaof the importance of what you don't know

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what to do? Yeah, yeah, yeah, is you know? Is
there a murderer in the house.So she's like, I had a I
had. I was in my carand I had a milkshake that was left
over from the night before, andI went I threw it in the recycling
can, which is on our driveway, and I didn't know that there's holes
in the recycling can, and itsmashed into the bottom and it's now it's
all over the driveway. And Iwas like, okay, I'm not mad

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because old her wouldn't even even calledme, right, she just would have
done it and just went on herway. But knew her, after living
under my regime, knows that thatwas wrong and that what what does she
have to do now? Luckily itwas one of these days. It has
been raining all day. You're offthe hook, so I said, I

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said, just let it, it'sraining, it's fine, you're fine.
But the fact that she called memakes me think that I've I've broken her.
Yeah, because listen, it's somethinglittle. So if you got home
and saw it, probably not ahuge deal. I'd be like, hey,
what happened out here? Well,that's always what I would walk into.
It was what happened. And nowI'm playing Colombo. I gotta figure
out. I got to back trackand figure out what happened. The fact

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that she picked up the phone tocall me at six point thirty in the
morning to be like I just don'twant to be in trouble, blah blah
blah. But perfect example of her. It's it's such nonsense. And when
you step back, and this iswhat I always tell the kids before you
do anything serious, especially like textingor emailing, step back, take thirty
seconds, take a breath, rereadit. Do you really want to send

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it? Do you really want todo that? Right? It is nice
you can delete text now, right, like, and that's a thing like
yeah, like take a step back, I know, like you want to
send out an angry text or anangry email or do something stupid. Perfect
example. We have those garage codes, right, Like there's a thing a
keypad and like you hit the codeand the garage door opens right. So

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my oldest couldn't get the door openone day. And the problem is if
you put the code in too manytimes, it's it freezes up, right.
And so what does she do?She kicks a dent in the door,
the garage door. That's not whatyou want, And that's what I
said to her, So, like, you know, originally I was angry
because now there's a dent in mygarage door, But I'm like, what

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did that do? Didn't open thedoor? Did it make you feel better?
You still had to sit there untilsomeone could come, uh with a
a keyfob thing to open it up. That's almost the phone call you want.
It's not the one where the milkshakewent through the trash can for the
dry way you want the Hey,I can't get in? Should it okay?
Should I? Should I drop kickthe garage door? Kick the garage
door will and open if I kickit? Where you could tell her no,

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that don't do that's a bad idea. Go get a milkshake, don't
kick the garage door. It's likewhen I get home, I know there's
gonna be dishes in the sink,right, but it feels better when my
wife says oh, you know what, I didn't get around to doing the
dishes this morning. For sure,I'm totally fine with it. But when
you just leave them in there,me too. If I'm just leaving something
there, I'll be like, bythe way, I'll get this is okay

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to it. I'm a beaten man. I'll tell my wife, you know
what, I got a bunch oflaundry on the bed. I'll get to
it. That makes you feel betterthan walking in there and just seeing a
bunch of nonsense thing that I don'ttrust in my house because you know,
once again I've broken them. Sothey're starting to come around. Is when
it comes to laundry. I'm notkidding, dude. Between my wife and
my oldest it will take them notdays weeks to do laundry where I call

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it kidnapping the laundry room. They'llbring down, they'll wait till everything's piled
up three feet high, then bringit all to the laundry room, and
then they'll do that thing where theyput it in the wash forget it,
so now they got to rewash it. Then in the next day, and
I'm like, you guys, setan alarm on your phone, right it's
not a hard process. You putit in the wash, you take it

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out, put it in the dryer, take it to your room. See
it. Would it make you feelbetter if they said, hey, by
the way, mister Scott, Yeah, they call me, yeah, by
the way, the laundry room isgonna be filled with my clothes for about
two or three weeks. Do youfeel better if you got no? No?
How about two or three hours?Right? Like? How come I
can do laundry and get it donein a couple hours, but it takes

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them a week. And I'm notkidding, dude. It'll be a full
week of baskets of dirty and cleanand then what happened? Oh this is
my favorite part. It'll be inthere so long that they get confused on
what's clean and what's dirty. Said, I don't know if it's a good
thing or not. My wife willbrag to her friends that, no,
no, Joe does his laundry andthe kid's laundry, So Joe got to
do nothing. Joe's a big pussy. But you know what, he helps

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me out a lot around the house. I'm like, he wears a skirt
and uh, and I smack himin the ass when I come home from
work. We do do that,honey, I do look like the man
of the year. Look we getback. We're gonna do some headlines.
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Morning Show. I'm about to pulloff a dick move to a buddy.
I almost want to tell a heyman, by the way, I know

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this is a dick move, buthe needs he needs help moving over the
weekend. So he reaches out ona text message with me and a bunch
of neighbors. Has he ever helpedyou? No, No, I've never.
You don't know him. You don'towe him anything. I tell you
what, man, when I haveokay, when I have like a piece
of furniture or something I have tomove, he is, so he's helped

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you move? Okay, all right? No, but a piece of furniture.
Hey, man, I gotta takethis from my truck and put it
in the garage. He's helping me. So he's a guy who will respond
and say yeah, man, Igot you. It's kind of like that's
a guy you may want to helpout. Now. Look, you have
your other dirtbag friends, and Iyou when you moved to the house you

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live in. Now I got toexperience your dirtbag friends. Yeah. I
just met you too. That waslike twenty fourteen. Oh no, we've
been No, we have been togetherfor a while. Why didn't you tell
man? Because I do that lookI look, I I you were like,
I got a crew of guys.Can he help me out? And
I think I was just maybe justgot the vorce. Sorry about Sorry about
that crew. By the way,I was looking for things to do so

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I get there, man, andI think I was. I was training
for a half marathon, so Iwas like in shape. I wasn't drinking,
Like I'm like ready to go takethe big stuff you brought. It
looked like the crew from Armageddon whenthey're good. There was like like when
they're going into the You had afat guy who was he dude, he's
sweating when he got out of thetruck. Right, that's Bear, right,
because Bear was there. Bear,I'll tell you what it was me

(25:53):
facts, dude, it was meand Bear were the ones who ended up
stayed. Everybody else you got.There's one kid we found later. It
was on pills. He was likedetoxing. He brought another fat friend that
was just stayed in the kitchen withyour wife eating. Yeah, he said,
yeah, you know what the problemwas. I ordered the pizzas too
early. Too early. You gottadangle it in front of their face.
Me and our buddy Bear, whomade me laugh because he had no window

(26:14):
in his truck and it was justduct tape, and me and him were
the ones who ended up moving everything. Man. So he shoots his text
out, and I'm the first oneto respond, thinking, hey, listen,
and this is my rule too.If I asked somebody to help move,
there's gonna be a lot of people, because I've gotten duped in this
before. Hey, man, dudere'sgot to be a crowd of people.
Each person got to be at leasta half dozen, yeah, six people,

(26:37):
because you got it, there's alot of moving parts. Man.
If you expect to do it withtwo people and one piece of a time.
Uh uh, you guys get thisroom. I got this room.
You guys get upstairs, you guysget downstairs. It's got to be there's
a lot of moving parts. LikeI've shown up, but it was just
me and that person. I'm like, Yeah, this isn't what I signed
up for. I didn't want to. I'm not moving a whole half a
house like you should have a wholecrew. Even when I moves. If
I'm moving a piece of furniture orsomething, I get four or five guys

(27:00):
to help me. Why. Iwant it to be easy for everybody.
I'm very big on this. IfI show up to your house and nothing
is packed up yet, I'm done. You guys, you need to have
it all packed up, boxes readyto go. Don't expect me to get
there at nine am and you guysare just now putting plates in the boxes.
Because that's not part of the job. Carry a box into the dining

(27:22):
room and I'll leave it there andthat's it. You do the rest,
Like the clos are still in drawers. I want all that stuff should have
been done the week of So Irespond, Hey, man, I'm in.
I'll give you a hand. Herecome all the other text message everybody,
all six guys in our neighborhood havesomething else going on, whether it
be Little League. One guy's leavingfor the Mountains of the weekend. Listen,
they're all they're all legit. They'reall legit excuses. I get,

(27:45):
but you you jumped into quick,jumped it way too quick. I should
have let that thing simmer for alittle bit, because now I come back
with, actually, I got otherthings going on. One of those things.
Man, it's a young man's gametoo. As you get older,
it's like the last thing you wantto do, and it's like, you
know, you almost want to belike, man, it's worth it just
to get movers, Like don't youknow you're you're ruining my Saturday. No

(28:07):
one's like, man, I can'twait to get over there and lift things
and carry them over. I'm like, yeah, no, man, it's
nobody wants to help anybody move.You do it as a favor, So
be accommodating to them and get asmany people as you can. You brought
up a great uh a trap.What happens and leave the wives out of
it, because do this happened.The last time we moved. My wife
and her mom were like, Okay, we're gonna get lunch. Stop,

(28:30):
don't don't throw out the lunch untilit's all done, because when you stop,
you're gonna eat it, and you'regonna drink and you feel like crap,
and no one's gonna want to continue. That's when you got the guys,
start the bail. Lunch happens.Do it like it's it's it.
That's your gift at the end ofmoving is that you'll you'll get some pizza.
But if you try and do thatand then that's that's always a wife

(28:53):
thing. Guys, I'm gonna getlunch. Who wants lunch? No,
no, no, no. Wegotta finish moving before lunch happens. Here's
a terrible idea. Here's also avery terrible idea. I wrap up lunch
like a wedding cake. When you'releaving the wedding, I say, hey,
man, thanks for helping. Here'syour piece of pizza. You can
eat it on the way home.Dude, I'll never forget a buddy of
mine, super nice guy. Hegets roped in the helping me move my

(29:15):
in laws, Right, dude,you. They're hoarders. They're organized hoarders,
but they're hoarders. And she hoardedeverything in their attic so there's no
air circulation. It's the middle ofsummer. To me and him are up
there for hours dying. Yeah,and then she pulls that move. We're
just dude, We're drenched in sweat. We have an hour drive with the
moving truck that we have to drive. And she's like, oh, let

(29:37):
me take you out to dinner tosay thank you, and me and him
were both like no, And ourwives were like, you have to go.
You have to go, and we'relike, no, we don't.
We don't have We want to getthis done. Stop with it. We
don't need food, we don't needbeer. We need to get this done.
Even when you help me move,like you help me move into the
house, I moved everything out ofmy townhouse and I took a dazed man.

(30:00):
I packed it in the garage.I loaded the truck up by myself.
That's the least that I could do. Yeah, it was Yeah.
Once again, you know your crewthat you picked to help move that day
was a little tough armaget man,what a great comparison, really was really
was one of the guys that theydidn't deserve to be there. The quote
in the in the movie is talkabout the wrong stuff. Yeah, making
a joke about the movie the rightstuff. Uh Yeah, there's a fat

(30:23):
guy already sweating and a kid who'sdetoxing off pills. Yeah, I move
again. Man, it's gonna bea moving company. It's worth for the
Tampa one hundred. Look we getback. We'll knock out some trash,
all right. Oh love trash,anything thirty on doty, anything racket rock

(30:52):
or roughing. Yes, love frash, there's some trash for you. Jared
Carmichael remember what A couple years ago, Dave Chappelle put out a Netflix special
and they said that he was abusiveto trans people. But like in the
thing, he's talking about how muchhe like He's like, yeah, man,

(31:12):
like I'm all for it. Buthe just was telling jokes. Yes,
comedian, he's being funny. Solike it's Jared Carmichael, who was
a comedian. He bashed him,and dude, Dave Chappelle is right up
there, probably one of the numberone comedians in the world, right And
dude, he called him up andsaid, I want an apology. Yeah,
Dave was like, hey, man, like, like, I am,

(31:34):
I've helped you in your career andI want an apology. And now
Carmichael, whose career hasn't gone theway of Dave Chappelle's, is saying that,
yeah, he think that that wasan egomaniac move and that he thinks
Dave Chappelle has some mental issues.Well we're talking about this Carmichael guy.
So yeah, I asked, man, I like Dave Chappelle, Man,

(31:56):
he don't care. So Halsey,remember she was a pop star a couple
of years ago. She's I thinkshe's trying to do some acting. Now
she is dating a von Yogia.He's an actor. It might be a
she. I don't know anymore.And these names don't help me. So
is a Von a boy or girls? Naw, I don't know they then,

(32:17):
So Halsey and a Von Yogia wereseen on a red carpet at the
premiere of a movie called Monkey ManVaughn sounds like a woman's name, it
does, but it says actor,which would normally mean man. An actress
would mean woman. But I don'tknow anymore. Man, don't know anymore.
Let's see here Tish Cyrus. That'sthe mother of Miley right, ex

(32:43):
wife of Billy Ray. Her andher new boyfriend are going to couples therapy
to navigate tensions in their relationship.Apparently it's because of Miley's little sister Noah.
She doesn't approve of the mom datingthis guy. Get over. It
was like thirty Yeah, who caresabout Noah? Like, I never got

(33:04):
made a dime, dude, Inever got that. I knew people whose
parents broke up when they were adults, like people like twenty five thirty thirty
five years old and the kids werebroken. Yeah, come on, like
you're an adult, Like you knowhow hard it is. Like your parents
stayed together because you dumb nuts.It's confusing as a kid, but you're
an adult. You know what's goingon. Hate each other, dude?

(33:25):
Just go be happy. You tellme you should tell your parents all are
you fine? You don't want tobe together? Go be happy? So
what you want them to move toFlorida, retire and be miserable together?
It makes you happy that you havesome more to go at Christmas. Growing
up, I would tell my momto kill my dad to put something in
his coffee. My parents went througha real rough patch when I was in
high school. And I remember Iwas like fifteen, and I remember my

(33:47):
mom taking me aside and she's like, would you get upset if me and
your dad got divorced? And Iwas like, no, two Christmases too.
I was like, I was like, if you guys aren't happy,
like it doesn't it's yeah. Likeat fifteen, I was mature enough to
be like, yeah, you guysgotta do what you gotta do. Mom,
go get knocked up by a guywith money. There you go.

(34:09):
Apparently there's a rumor that Elizabeth Hurleyvery attractive. Elizabeth Hurley she was an
actress. She still is an actress, but she's known now for being like
in her fifties and all she doesis post pictures of her and bikinis.
Do I know her? She's beenin a ton of movies. Austin Powers,
The Original. Okay, there's arumor now saying that she took Prince

(34:32):
Harry's virginity. She said that's nottrue. So Prince Harry's the redheaded one
who moved to lay. She's hangingher hat on that. Well, she's
not. I she had to comeout and say I did not. Yeah,
she said it was ludicrous to thinkthat maybe Ludacris did it. It
would be imagined if Ludacris took PrinceHarry's virginity. Awesome Serena Williams. She

(34:55):
said, retirement from tennis has notbeen easy. I guess, man,
when you on a high level likethat for so many years, it's gotta
be tough just to give it up. Yeah, but then join a club,
man, it just be the womanin the club. It's just destroying
everybody. Well, that's the thing. It's got to be that thing where
And you gotta look at tennis nowand I bet she watches it and goes,
I could I could still be ontop. Yeah, I could still
I could still beat them. MichaelJ. Fox, we're wrapping up with

(35:19):
this, says he's open to returningto acting. So feel bad, man.
That guy was just given a roughpaper route. You know. The
dude's on top of the world.He's got the back of the Future movies,
Family Time by the way, roughpaper route. You're right, yeah,
dude, And he you know,he had Spin City, which was
a big sitcom in the nineties,and then to get whagged with the Parkinson's

(35:39):
thing and h and man, yeah, it's and he's had some real funny
roles while having Parkinson's. He wason a show called Rescue Me and uh,
and he was great. He beatup Dennis Leary from a wheelchair because
he was banging Dennis Leary's wife.I guess if you play a character with
Parkinson's you could have some fun withWell whatch thinks? It's like you can?

(36:00):
Man? Yeah, it's just toughto see, is if you if
if you ever read his autobiography,it's really really good. Uh, there
you go. Some track one hundredPOY seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station
in our ZXL workforce employs. Day, good morning, good morning, how
are you? I'm good? Howare you good? You better really win

(36:21):
us over with this prize. BecauseI have other phone lines. I can
go to them and I will.I got I got some questions. Then
are you? Are you over twentyone? Yeah? Okay, all right,
that's important. Uh? Do youlike to go to the casinos,
especially Ocean in Atlantic City? Yeah? My favorite one? You know what
it's it's yeah, it's my toptwo. I do. I do love
Ocean casino. Man. Well,all right, for that, I will

(36:43):
give you one hundred bucks to spendover an ocean. Okay, thank you.
You can use it for gaming,dining, overnight's day, whatever you
want. You can go to theshops shop a little bit better to say,
if you put it on red orblack. Yeah, you have a
forty eight chance of your money.All right, But here's the deal.
If you're if we're getting you ahundred bucks to spend the ocean and you're

(37:05):
gonna use it to Campbell, Ithink Joe and I, if you win,
we're owed some money. We shouldwe should come with her, right
Yeah, Yeah, there's gotta bea zig high. Yeah, like we'll
give you. We'll give you onehundred, but there's got to be something
off the top for us. Youknow, it's you get one hundred dollars,
it's you plus two, so youtake us. It's like a wedding
we have. Now we're stuck withyou. Listen, I want you to

(37:27):
take that one hundred dollars. Iwant you to vote on a craps table
and say twelve, all right,go for the twelve pays thirty to one.
Because listen to wait a minute,hear me out here, right,
So can you take one hundred dollars? Your vote on the twelve pays thirty
to one. Now you have threethousand dollars. That's a lot of dollars.
Yeah, you take that three thousand, you say, yo, which
is the eleven, which pays fifteento one. What now you're at forty

(37:52):
five million dollars. That's a lotof money. Yeah, I don't have
that is What is your name?My name is Blendy. All right,
Wendy. You are going to Oceanand you got one hundred bucks? All
right, thank you. There's agreat steakhouse there too. Oh there's yeah,
yeah? What is that? Oh? Yeah yeah? And then right

(38:17):
down the hallway, is there anice cream shop that has one hundred and
fifty dollars Sunday? There you go? Yeah, I heard you talk about
that. Yeah, it's like hasgold flakes in it. I'm not even
kidding. It's called serendipity. It'sit's it's crazy, and the Sundays are
ridiculous. Enjoy your state. You'regonna love it. Oh, I can't
wait, all right, Wendy,you stay on hold. Okay, thank
you so much. I'll strike upa little bit more too. They got

(38:38):
a great sports book over at Ocean. Yeah, dude, it's it really
is. The pool is awesome.They have some outdoor stuff with fire bits.
I hooked up with my wife inthe pool. We went. There's
a pool you can swim to theoutside area where it's nice and quiet.
Yeah, yeah, we were makingout there. I was at there a
couple of weeks ago. You're anecking. I was at ah. I
was at the nightclub, which Ihave no business being at no few weeks

(39:00):
ago. I went up there tosee a buddy of mine. Now,
if you're a twenty four year oldguy, it's like it's awesome. I
mean there's schools everywhere, tight dressesand everything else. Being my forty plus
friends had no business being there,so we were in and out pretty quick.
But that's pretty cool in my club. Yeah, we'll stay there just
because my little guy thinks it's coolto stay at hotels. Yeah, it's
pretty neat. So it's like it'slike, Okay, we could spend a
lot of money to go to DisneyWorld, or we could just take them

(39:22):
and trick them and go yeah,no to this Disney World. Yeah,
you're an Ocean World or an Oceanlike, now, look, we're the
hotel. He thinks room service isthe coolest thing in the world. It
is. He thinks it's like fantastic. He's like, you know, it
doesn't get any better. But thenwe go to places like Hershey Park and
we'll stay at like a motel,and then he's like, can we get
room service? And then I showhim a vending machine. Yeah, yeah,

(39:45):
there it is, and I say, yeah, alsoda and a motel.
Son, you don't get room servicewhen you can open the door and
see the bumper of your car.You don't get room service. Look we
get back do some headlines? Threebooks, one un point seven The exls
out Jersey's rock station on a Fridaymorning, always streaming too on the iHeartRadio

(40:07):
app. All right, I thinkmy wife takes advantage of me when I'm
drinking, and she says that Isay yes the things that I don't ever
remember saying yes to. Okay,So she's like, she's like, uh,
I wonder if she's setting you upfor something? Is that what this
is? Well, her big thingin God bless her is she doesn't drink

(40:30):
and drive. That is awesome.She won't have a sip of alcohol and
get behind the wheel. Yeah.Now that means that I have to drive.
So she's like, Hey, mygirlfriends having I think a birthday party
something like that, you know.And she lives up by the airport in
Philly, right, and she's like, remember you said you would take me

(40:52):
and pick me up? Ah?You okay? And I was like when
I was like, yeah, likewhen did I say this night in the
morning? Yeah, like yeah,when we're on vacation and we've been day
drinking all day and it's ten o'clockat night. So I was like yeah,
I was like okay, whatever.But then it's that thing where it's
at that awkward thing where like,okay, I have to drive her up

(41:15):
drop her off to her friends.And then it's that thing where do I
take the hour trip back home ordo I just try and kill time?
Yeah? How long are we goingto be there for? I'm trying to
think of some places you could jumpinto, Like there is the Chickies and
Pete South Philly. It's all SouthPhilly. Maybe there's a six Ers game
you can get in, maybe tickets. You know DJ Jazzy Jeff is djaying
a bar I could go see.Uh So yeah, it's a thing where

(41:36):
it's like, what do you doat the time, Do I kid just
kill time or is it just betterfor me to drive home hang out?
And then when she wants to getpicked up. Now my wife is notorious
for this, I will drop heroff and she's like, I'm just gonna
crash at my friend's house. Uh, And so we already set it up,
blah blah blah. So I said, fine, I'll be there first
thing in the morning to pick youup. Two am. I to go

(42:00):
home. Yeah, you gotta,I want to come. I want to
You gotta get me now. Yeah, you have to follow what a phone
call at eleven o'clock and say I'mgonna go to bed. Are you in
or are you out? Because I'llcome and pick you up now. But
two o'clock said, that's a longride, man. And so it's one
hundred percent every time she says she'sgonna sleep out, I get the two
am text. I don't know whyI did that. You gotta come get

(42:20):
me. And a lot of times, like one time I had to go
to some shady bar that was likein the middle, like some awful part
of South Philly, and I'm likeI'm texting her. I'm like, I'm
under a lamp post. Run tothe car. Yeah, I'm gonna have
the door open, jump in,and I'm this and I'm squealing out of
here because I don't trust this area. Oh I saw this first hand.

(42:40):
Somehow we got lost. She gotlost during the Guns of Roses concerts.
Yeah, and you and I arein a car and she's trying to explain
to you. Now, you're notfrom South Philly, but she knows all
the landmarks. Now you know whereTony used to sell vegetables? Well,
I'm right there. Yeah, wedon't know where Tony used to sell vegetable.
Girl up there, Marge's aunt's house. You gotta take a rite.
I was like, who's march.I don't know where in either. Remember

(43:02):
when Becky and Tanya got in thatfight on that corner. But yeah,
because you had no idea where wewere going, no idea. And if
she's drunk, you're drunk, it'slike, where are we going here?
Yeah, it's all bad, allbad. So yeah, so that's gonna
be my my day Saturday, whichI don't care. I'll look. I
love the fact that she's so safeand everything, like that you don't gamble

(43:23):
though. See I had where youthink I'd end up at live there in
South Philly. I had my brotherdropped my family off to the airport when
we oh No, when we wentto uh Tennessee Nashville. So my brother
dropped my wife and all and Ioff so we didn't have to park.
Well, then I'm sitting in airportwaiting for the plane. He's at the
Craps taib what Live casino, becausethat's what you do, you get off

(43:45):
the ramp right there. And nowhe didn't have any time to kill.
He just had time to kill duringhis life, and he ended up there
at the CRASD. And when youhave an addictive personality, gamblings always go
for you. Like if she wasif your wife was to ask me,
hey, can you can you comepick me up? I probably would,
but I would leave two hours early, go gamble, then pick your wife.
See that's the thing, Like Ican't even like head to a bar

(44:06):
because I got to drive, Soit's not like I can sit there and
just drink all day and then gopick her up. Yeah. So it's
that that that thing where it's likeit might just be better for me to
drive home, hang out for acouple hours, and then go get her.
Yeah, because it's never And that'sthe other thing with my wife,
it's never short like her and hergirlfriends. It's always a you know,
it's it's a process and it's neverlike hey, i'll be back in two

(44:30):
hours. No two hours turns intoeight hours. Yeah. See, I
wafer. I offer it to mywife too, because I mean there's two
groups of friends. There's hey,we're gonna go grab brunch, which is
a cup maybe a glass, orto a wine, have some dinner or
some lunch, and come home.But there's also hey, we're gonna go
out and say hey, look,if you need a ride home, I
will drop you off and pick youup. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not
crossing a bridge. That'll do it. I love my wife. You can
uber that thing home. Yeah.No, she's tried that too, where

(44:52):
she's like she's like, yeah,i'll get new and I'm like, you're
not getting an uber. That's toomuch. Now, you're not getting an
uber from Philadelphia to maze Land.It's great idea for a bunch of attractive
girls while drunk to Trump in acar with a guy who you know,
who knows you don't know? Isthe great conversation that my uh my wife's
friends had the last time they wereall hanging out was they think they're past

(45:12):
the age now of sex trafficking.So it's so they're like, and they
were kind of bummed out, tobe honest about it. They're like,
we don't think that, like theseguys would be interested in us because we're
too old now now. And listen, don't take this the wrong way,
cause both our wives are listening.They're both sexual assaultable. They're very playing
with both sexual assaultable, very attractivewomen. Uh, I mean about that
when I go to Mexico, youknow what a guy was. Yeah,

(45:35):
so we just got that means meand you have to be on the be
the protective out. We have toprotect our wives and that's what we do.
And I don't want them to getin an uber for an hour they
have to drive back down the main'slanding. So no, I will,
I will go make this happen.But I don't remember the conversation ever taking
place, but she'll tell me itdid. And I'm like, is this
this is Saturday? You're going Saturday? You got WrestleMania trafficking. They will

(46:00):
be any traffic. I'm sure there'sno sporting events. You know. My
house is right in the middle.We'll swing over a kind of midder lights
in the back patio. Feel free. Yeah, okay, dude, I
show up at your house and I'mjust gonna get the what are you doing
here? Yeah? He got kickedout because I know, because I know
how it is. You don't.You don't want me there anymore than I
want to be there now. Iwouldn't even answer to the door. Dottie's
on the ring, un answer akid. We get back? What it

(46:24):
would think called you think you havea dead you think you've got in bed.
I could see this because they dressweird. They look sexy. A
WWE star named Chelsea Green, Idon't know who she is. She showed

(46:46):
how life of a sports entertainment startisn't always what it's cracked up to me.
She said, one night, you'rewrestling at the Barclay Center in New
York, having a time of yourlife. The next you're being kicked out
of the hotel, accused of beinga hooker because of your outfit. I
did get it too. They dressedlike hookers in the ring. I don't
know off like when you're not wrestling, I'm sure they still you want what

(47:07):
you with some type of character.So she's probably not just wearing a sun
dress out like that's your character.Well, a lot of times he's wrestlers,
man, they will go and withtheir outfits just get out of town,
right and just get back to thehotel. So they're still wearing their
stuff. The hotel in question wasthe world famous Plaza in New York City.
They've declined the comment. She said, can I just get a cocktail?

(47:30):
Police, sir, you have toput a shirt on and you're wearing
yoga pants. The wrestler Chris Jerichohas a great story, so he won.
This is going back to like thelate nineties, early two thousands.
He ends up winning the Intercontinental Beltand the Heavyweight Championship, right, two
belts. So now this guy twotime winner, he's got both belts,

(47:53):
goes back to the hotel, right, gets in a rental car, goes
back to the hotel. It's atough life, man, when you're a
wrestl and you and you're not likeyou know, you're not the Hu Cogan
or the rock locks his h hisdoor when he's in the hallway, so
he's locked out of his room.Dude, all he wants is get it.
He just wants to get a pizza. They won't. He has no

(48:17):
Sorry, I'm sick. Sorry,yeah, you're good. He has no
Uh, he has no idea.They won't give him a key to his
room. Boy, and he's tellinghim, he goes, if you open
up the door, I have twoheavyweight belts sitting on the bed with a
pizza. Everything in this room.Was going to say, hey, this
is my room. I'm not makingthis up. And so finally someone recognized

(48:42):
them and they finally let him inthe room. Yeah, all my d
I don't have ID. It's alllocked in my room. It seems that
a guy in Ohio isn't able toidentify a better deal when he's offered.
A police or on the lookout fora yet to be identified man who allegedly
pulled a gun on a Burger Kingdrive through worker who is trying to give
a discount. Howard Vernon was workingon Sunday morning when he started taking the
suspects order two sausage, egg andcheese croissants, a sausage biscuit, and

(49:06):
hash Browns that guy was hungry,which came to around eight bucks. The
suspect then reportedly argued that the pricewasn't right and it should cost eleven dollars,
so we wanted to pay more.A curse filled argument ensued, with
the suspect driving off but then pullingback up. Vernon was helping another customer
and the guy allegedly whipped out agun and pointed it at him and threatened
to kill him and using a racialslur. So the guy said he was

(49:30):
just trying to give a guy abreak on breakfast, but it didn't work
out for him. Police are stilllooking for the man. By the way,
in Florida, two men were playinga game in which they tested each
other's readiness to face real danger.The result, one of those two men
was accidentally shot in the face.For that guy lost Yeah, I mean
right, that's a duel. Isand Brad Marky Perez was arrested on Tuesday

(49:52):
after being accused of firing around intothe jaw of his friend, whose name
has been with help. According toa police affe David, both men owned
guns that would routinely they were routinelyhad drills where one would try to get
the jump on the other as aform of training. Normally, these drills
were performed with unloaded firearms or usinga cap style ammunition ammunition that is non

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functioning. In this instance, thesuspect reportedly thinks he accidentally left the safety
off and pulled the trigger. Threeyoung children were in the home at the
time that this happened. Reportedly,the victim did not want to press charges
and ask police to stop investigating,but since children were in the home,
of course police have to investigate.Yeah, NERF gun be begun. You
want to play the game with that? I get it. Oh, I

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just got to hit at a NERFdart up. You lost? Like I
used to, my buddies would dothis where you could never be comfortable because
they'd always try and heat in thenuts. Yeah right, and like it's
like you just want to be likestop or like when you have buddies,
you want to be able to passout, right, especially in college and
stuff in high school, you'll beable to pass out and just be able
to pass out. Dude, ifyou were the first one to pass out,

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you got a penis written on yourfour head. Oh my god,
dude, I woke up with asharpie marker all over my face and like
sleeping on my buddy's house. Dude, I'm not even kidding. I'd lock
myselves in rooms and put like chairsunder the door knob so they couldn't come
in to get And they were yourbest. They're your bodies, yea.
They treat you like as there yougo. Those people. They haven't bet
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seven ZXLS out chairs is Rock Stations. ZXL One show was streaming too on
the iHeart Radio app and all thatapp you can find what we call the
talkback microphone. Now, I gota few of them here. We'll wrap
up before we get these are alwaysdangerous. Two shots at me actually,
and one is just kind of asilly one, which again, you know,
we'll play them all in the air. Uh this week, I guess

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Tuesday. I don't know if youcan hear it or not, but s
is are very a struggle for me. I like to take the s sound
and throw it away because I gotbraces put on my mouth. I forgot
you got the braces, Yeah,yeah, I forgot, Because I'm like
like, yeah, fat well,I don't see you so when in our
studio there's a big wall between us, like a big wall of monitors,
so I don't see you. SoI can't laugh constantly at watching a fifty

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year old man have a wire braces. And it's better you don't because it's
like if you put when you putpeanut butter in a dog's mouth, that's
what I'm going through the entire show, because you're just licking the metal.
It's metal in my mouth yesterday,I'm all pissed off. Now I got
to take wax and put wax ontop of the metal part. All this
and my wife have this all soundsawful. It is my wife. Fact

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when I was fourteen white, Sowhat do you think? I was like,
well, this is awful. Youknow it's not good. I mean,
I'll appreciate straighter teeth because she hasbetter teeth and I don't. And
this is all because I move itfifty Well you know what I did.
I did the invisil line thing andI was like, you know what,
I don't need to put them inat night to keep them straight. So
the teeth are like, ah,let's go back to the cirt. Okay,
okay. So the problem is there'smaintenance involved in visile line that kind

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of stuff. Is there any maintenanceinvolved in this other than it cutting into
your lip? And again I forgotabout that. Once again, these are
all things that I happened to mewhile I was four. Yeah, and
listen, kids, don't throw awayyour retainers. Get them while you're young.
You have to do you have towear a retainer. Oh of course,
I know, you throw it awaylike that that annoying kid from the
movie Parenthood. Maybe I'll just dieat fifty one and then I don't have

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to worry about all the meat.Okay, Yeah, Look, I don't
wish your death. I don't wantyou to die. But if you died
and you have an open casket wishingit, if you have an open casket
and you have braces on Holy Hell, that would be excellent. I would
ask that he would be hilarious.Please just remove my teeth if you could.
I would actually I would give ahunge right to the funeral director Nay,

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and say like, look, here, here's a hundred bucks. Can
you make them smile in the coffin? So he shows off his braces and
unfortunately, this is what you haveto do. So it would be your
wife would have to pay off thebraces after you die, because it's not
like that goes away. She stillhas to pay the bill. And I
know too, man, I knowmy oldest is definitely gonna need them because

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you got that from dad. Youknow, it's got the jacked up grill,
the younger one, my son.I didn't think my son needed them,
but we got them. My daughterdidn't need them, and that was
nice. Yeah, that's the youknow, once again, man, they're
not as expensive. Back in theday, remember like parents would have to
take on a loan. Oh yeahto get it was a big deal to
get bracist. Now it's not notas bad, especially with the visil line

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stuff. But uh yeah, Iknow you're fifty of braces. That's cool.
Yeah yeah, well hopefully I'll befifty one without braces and straight or
teeth is the goal here. Ihope you show up with a skateboard like
you just start to become a teenager. Like you're listening to Avril Levine records.
I got acting now, Yeah,yeah, you got oxy pads.
I've the counter. I tricked mybody sixteen years I tell you what.

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It stopped me from doing. Man, is snacking because now I look at
us, it's hard to eat,right, Yeah, I look at potato
chips and everything else. I'm like, is it worth it? It's stuck
in your mouth. I gotta brushmy teeth. I'm never gonna it very
well. But you know what,I'm glad. I know what I have
to deal with it for a coupleof months. For the next few years.
You're never gonna be able to eatcheesy curls. Yeah, oh yeah,
yeah they're out. So here's acouple of talkbacks about me getting braces.

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Yo, miss braces. You betternot let that little Venezuelan hot.
You know your kids will end upbehind bars. I'm not sure we edited
that, but he hear the phonecall what he said, And your wife's
not Venezuelan and she's Ecuadorian. No, no, and why would they take
my kids? I don't know shedoing that to me. I'm the one

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with the braz is not sure realityof that appit. That's all bad.
It's all braces are bad. Here'sthe second one about not only the braces,
but my lesbian haircut. Since JoJo'sgot a lesbian haircut, embraces,
now, should we start calling himbox cutter. Okay, you know what,
I don't like it. I know. Yeah, they said, you
know what, don't go don't goto the iHeartRadio app, don't search w

(55:52):
z XL and a little much getto talk back a little much for a
Friday, a little on my weekend. Yeah, well, I mean you're
fault. You're the one that gotbracest. I know, and I will
shout to because I know they listento the show. It's uh it's ten
Brook or the Donnis in uh May'slanding. Uh, they are big fans
or something. You have to givea shout to. Shout out to them
because he's kind of cool man.You listen to the show, knows the

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show. So there you go.People shout out. If you want braces
at fifteen, yeah yeah, oryour kids, Hey, you know what,
nice they all have great teeth.Go there if you want to go
to a place with great they allhave great tait until you have to wear
a retainer. Yeah, oh yeah, it's so much fun. Yeah.
Yeah that in the sleep apne machine. Oh there's a lot of gear going
on in that face, a lotof work to go to sleep. Yeah,
everybody, Uh, stay there,we kick off a rock block for

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you enjoy your weekend. It isone point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock
station z XL Morning when you're smiling. When you're smiling, smiles and one
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long in right. I'll stop yourshot. Stop this sign. We'll to
be happy to this. We're inthe smiling, smiling, keep on smiling,
smile. I'm smiling dropping out,man, I know you guys are
all my love looking at you guyson my way to work the ring shoes,
I got yeah warming up ship andI'm like, I'm a down you

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here. We're rocking, tay,Thank you you shot to the fact.
How do yeah? Keep me laughing? Man? You guys are great.
Good morning guys, Hilario, let'sdat it? Oh God? Is it
my radio? Or are you onlybroadcasting at MINA show? This is the
rader in DJ, like, ifyou're on it, I listen to this.

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