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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
In a world of jow mediocre radio in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand about all the rest.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
And this show.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Isn't it?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Hey man? What's happening? Good morning?
Speaker 5 (00:42):
Well awkward, I'm in a new section of the studio.
I ad some some technical issues.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
It's a little weird.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
It's like sitting in a different seat at the kitchen table,
or sitting in a different place in the car, like
not driving.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
I feel awkward. I feel aw What buddy did.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
That man came over for dinner last weekend? It was
my mom, my brother, and then one of my buddies
who knew my mom would law. She used to pick
um up for detention. But I'd go to sit down
and he's sitting at the head of the table where
I normally sit, and I'm.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Like, no, this is kind of crappy. I mean, was
that was a thing? Man? That was? That was?
Speaker 5 (01:13):
My dad had his spot at the kitchen table. My
dad had his chair in the family room. My dad
had his spot at the kitchen table. Me and I
sat in his chair in the living room. I never
sat in a recliner ever. If dad was home, boom, dude, No,
that's his chair. If my dad traveled so he wasn't home,
it was up for grabs. But me and my brother was.
We were always the side of the table. We never
(01:35):
sat at the head of the table. Now in our house,
I sat at the head of the table only because
where my dad was positioned. He want to know parts
of the family or dinner or eating, whether I didn't
dive out early, he was able to see the TV.
So yeah, he would sit at the side table. I'm like, ah,
I am the head now, like I'm looking at Darth Vader.
But meanwhile he'd just be watching TV, not even paying
attention to the family. But see, kitchens are weird now, man,
(01:57):
because like we have our kitchen island. Like we barely
ever sit at a table. We were always around our
kitchen island. So so like, yeah, that that whole like
head of.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
The table thing just doesn't happen anymore.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Yeah, it's kind of cool too. I don't see you
the entire show. I'm like staring at the monitors. I
hear you, but I'll see it. If you're in a
little booth over there. Well, yeah, usually I have my
own little corner and uh, and now I'm kind of
out in the open.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Oh, I don't know. I like and you also I'm
by the door.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Yeah, so like I have my back to the door,
which I don't like because, you know, man, I don't
know what if someone wants to come and kill me.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
I want to be able to see, you know, I mean,
my backup against a wall.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
Crackhead comes down the hallway, he's grabbing you first, dude,
I'll be on this side like this man.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Come on. It would be.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Hard to kung fu him, right, but with a karate chop.
But if I had to turn the chair around. Now,
if there was a station manager he came in, he
wanted to rub your shoulders.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
You're in the prime spot to have your.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
You've always been in a prime spot to have your
shoulders rubbed by upper management.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Dude, dude, and massage. I was so jealous of that man.
We had. I'm not this is we aren't even making
this up.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
We had a general manager who I had my back
to the door of the studio and he would come
in every morning and he'd do that thing like a
like a weird coach would do where he comes up
and just starts massaging my shoulders and and you would
just sit there with a smirk on your face because
knew how much.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I hate it.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Yeah, and I'm a little jealous. I'm like, man, I
could have some workout. The kink's over here and I'm
stif and Scotty boy's doing today.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
You want to take a shirt off? You're in a robe.
I'm like, I'm so shelllous, dude. It was. It was
super awkward. Yeah, if we wanted to, you could pursue some.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
I don't think we had an HR department with that company, now, Yeah,
he was.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
He was the HR department everybody.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
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(05:02):
jersey's rock STATIONS Zxl Morning. Show my wife makes good,
money so it's hard to tell her not to spend
money on. Things And i'm really not A i really
don't bother. Her she doesn't bother. ME i, KNOW i
just bought like a new laptop BECAUSE i need it
for my my side gig and.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Stuff so she doesn't break my. BALLS i pay for.
It but that's something you need to make, money exactly exactly.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
IT i can't tell you what we spent on dinner
last night at our.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
House so here's what goes.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
Down so she's been talking, about uh this this this
place we used to go and get meat. From you
can buy a whole animal like, now not the live,
animal BUT i can go buy like a. Butcher it's a.
Butcher it's it's a, yes it's there's places down here
you can do the same. Thing sweet, lady you know,
nicely you got a big thing you pull in. There
she got a little shop and everything. Else so my
wife she buys a quarter cow and half a. Pig
(05:53):
but where in our freezer we got to freeze in our.
Garage we had to take a ton of other. Stuff,
dude that's A i, mean that's a BIG i know
people who do, this especially people who hunt a, lot
and they, do they have to have like, huge big
walking freezers to store. This this filled the freezer up
to the very very top WERE i had to take
a couple of things out because it would even. Close but,
yeah it's an entire freezer packed with. It how much
(06:14):
meat are you Gonna, well we got me for a long.
Time but is it worth? It, well this goes, back
you know, what here's the Problem AND i asked her about.
THAT i, said, well can we compare it to what
we pay in the store now for? This this pers
there's a convenience. Factor, Also, okay does this woman cut
it all up for? You it's all cut. Up it's
in a nice little white. Wrappers, okay like you get
(06:34):
from the. Butcher you go to a butcher, shop they
hand you that white.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Rapper they put a little marker on what it. IS
i remember the.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Feeling we try To bringhurst meats all the time On
saturday wax. Paper, yes, awesome, man hand you this big
chunk of.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Meat it's.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Awesome so this goes back to when we were prepping
for the end of the.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
End of the.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
WORLD. Covid, yeah, yeah you put a half of a
school bus in your.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
Backyard it was actually there was there was something else
to world was gonna end, recently and that's when we
started talking about it might have been the.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
DRONES i don't know the world was gonna. END i don't.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
Know seven months ago she got this. Idea i'm still
waiting for you, Too like not as many chemicals and
not many steroids whatever from the. Meat, yeah, yeah these
are like pretty. Good she raises the. Cows they're, uh they're,
comfortable happy, cows SO i guess to get. Better they're grass,
fed so it's just another thing that it costs more
money when they label it grass. Fed SO i thought,
(07:25):
Too i'm, like, WELL i thought this was around like
the five or six hundred dollars, mark and WHEN i
found out how much it, WAS i almost got to
pump the brakes on.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
You, yeah let's let's figure all this.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
Out we deal with this at my house, now because every,
dude everyone's tightening up because it's it. Is it, sucks
you know right now everything's expensive and my wife eats extremely.
Healthy yeah's expensive to eat extremely. Healthy It's i'm not,
kidding probably quadruple the price of eating, crappy which is, sad,
(07:58):
Right and that's probably what this cost. Us probab me
double the price we'd pay for it in the.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Store.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
Whatever, yeah whatever it, is so last. Night my wife
like she's she's stolen out meat for. Dinner we, HAD
i don't know. What we've never done this, before AND
i hope just because we have a freezer full of,
it we're not just going to. It and just you
saw the picture we had on on The. Blackstone i've
got pork, chops but this is one in one night
(08:23):
to oil That. Blackstone, yeah make sure it's nice and. Oil,
YEAH i be, honest, man it's it's it's a. Grill
it's a little high, maintenance, right it's a.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Cleaning.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
It if you wanted to, this if you want it
for a, while you got to really keep up with.
Them but that, BOOK i love. IT i love The,
blackstone but it's a lot of.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Work you can do a.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
LOT i mean it was a lot on. It you
could do on one side and on the. Other my
wife does breakfast on the Black. Stone my wife uses
it more THAN i.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Do.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Yeah so last night we had pork, chops then we had,
bacon then we had the carnivore, diet.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Then we had, steak and then we had chicken.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
Wings And i'm almost like somebody spent one hundred fifty
dollars on eating at, home which isn't the. Point you're
you're the kid who got new clothes and it's the
first day of, school right You you're you're wearing everything that's.
New so you just spent all that money on stuff
that was supposed to last you a long.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Time you blew. It you blew your. Load the first.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
NIGHT i got new school sneakers AND i wore them
In july is WHAT i. Did so listen it.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Was it was.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Fantastic was a great, dinner don't get me, Wrong But i'm,
Like i'm, like that was a loss of.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
That that was a lot of.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Food LIKE i, LIKE i see recipes for a meat
loaf online all the, time AND i haven't had a
good meat loaf in a long. TIME i don't like the,
onions BUT i know you can really dress up meatloafs
almost where it's like a. Cheeseburger oh, dude my wife
makes a mean. MEATLOAFS i can't even go and try
and make a meat. Loaf it's gonna cost me probably
forty dollars to make a meat loaf by the TIME
i put three pounds of beef. In here's what happens
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at our. House we'll go and we'll do like balls
little wall. Shopping, right everything's packed in the, fridge everything's
packed in the, freezer and then we get lazy and
then all that stuff ends up going back into the. Freezer,
yeah and now we're just putting brand new stuff on
top of. It so now we don't even use the
stuff that we spend all this money on because it's
(10:07):
now in the back of the. Fridge it's in the
back of the. Freezer don't even get me started on perishable.
STUFF i, DUDE i had to take the crisper drawers
out of the fridge the other. Day, yeah, DUDE i
tossed away for there's people starving and food because it
was all. Rotten While i'm going into the freezer, too
and there's there's like turkey bones that my wife is
gonna do something like a turkey brawl from we have, turkey,
(10:31):
yes and, like, okay bananas when they go, bad my
wife puts them in the.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
FREEZER i, said, why it's Like i'm gonna make banana breads.
AWAY i don't you don't need you don't need to
make banana bread.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
Dude there's a there's like it gets to a point
with my. Freezer you open it up and stuff slides.
Out it's too, much. Man i'm just, like, yeah, like
why can't we just organize this my. Freezer it's Like
Kobe bryant's standing in. IT i was, like get rid
of these, Bananas, hunt it's. Garbage you're never gonna make banana.
Bread nor do you have to hold on to a
banana to make that of.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Bread. Yeah, well enjoy your. Meat YEAH i did last
night because that's What i'm sweating right. Now it was
like A brazilian.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
Steakhouse you got the meat. Sweats, yeah the meat. Sweat,
yeah you're Gonna you're gonna go a. Little you're on
the carnivore. DIET i can't even add that, up. Man,
yeah oh that's great. Too my doctor's appointment three days.
AGO i can't even post it online because Doctor wax
will see.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
It he's, like yeah you. SHOULD i know WHAT i?
Think we do more.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
VEGETABLES i didn't do any. ESTAL i did three pieces
of broccoli and a bunch Of there was no vegetable
to be found in the. Picture you sent, Me no
no broccoli on the. Stove you threw all the vegetables
out and put the meat. In look we get back
out what there's.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Some rock, News, joe and there's some rock news for.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
You Billy idol And Joan jet kicked off their twenty
twenty five world.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Tour he won some of the highlights highlight when they
finished the.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Show don't Say Philly, idols he would. Be he would
be fun to watch when.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
He does the Without? Faces what song is? That eyes
without a? Cringe when that song comes and we used to,
play so.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
You're six songs, in so that's when you can go
get a beer because that's his sixth, song His eyes
without A. Face i'm ready to pee by, then go.
Ahead cradle Of love was he that was his second
song and still. DANCING i don't know what that song is.
That that's what he takes the show off, with let
me see, Here Money money right in the middle of the.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Show i've dread that one. Too. Man Rebel yell starts
to close out the.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Show then he gets into Like Rebel yell dancing with
Myself hot in The, city and then he ends it
with what do you?
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Think the what do you? Think his biggest, Song White,
Wedding White Wedding. Wow Joan. Jet she she opens up
the show With Cherry.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
Bomb it's when she was with The, runaways and then
it's a lot of Songs i've never, heard and then
she ends the show pretty, okay he's pretty. GOOD i
love rock and, Roll crimson And, CLOVER i hate myself
for loving. You and then she ends it with bad.
Reputation that's it For she is a four song. Set no,
dude she does about seven songs in the middle That
i've never even heard. Of how about Hit me With
(13:05):
Your Best? Shot That's Pat. Benatar be weird she did that.
Song Chubby. CHECKER i didn't even know he was still.
ALIVE i thought he got nominated for The rock And
Roll hall Of. FAME i felt he did it because he's.
Dead so he's still, Alive Chubby. Checker he's probably not
twisting the way he used.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
To, well apparently he's upset because he's been eligible for
The rock And Roll hall Of fame since nineteen eighty.
Six that's almost forty. Years, yeah so he didn't get until.
Now he wants to really enjoy.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
It he wants to statue of himself in The hall Of,
fame not JUST i guess what do they?
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Do like a bust or they throw a picture up or.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
Something he wants a statue because he considers himself.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
One of the godfathers of rock and. ROLL i don't, know,
dude didn't you just have the? Twist? Yeah that was? It,
LIKE i get, it, Man Little, Richard Little, RICHARD i get.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
You talk to The Rolling, stones guys from The, beatles
all Those english, fans they were obsessed With Little.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Richard no one ever says they're obsessed With chubby Check no.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
NEVER i don't take them seriously. EITHER i put them
up there with That Marshall, griffiths the The Electric slide broad.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Hold. On there's an actual person who made that, Song
Marcia Griffin. Griffin was that.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
A single that got played on the. RADIO i just
thought it was some dumb thing a WEDDING dj.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Called The Electric? Boogie is the actual man in the?
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Song?
Speaker 5 (14:29):
YEAH i had to twelve inch, Yep, yeah you're kidding.
Me and it's a it's a it's like a novelty, Right,
okay did the. Dance it's a novelty. Record but it's
played at every wedding and every. Party do you think
she ever saw any money from?
Speaker 7 (14:41):
That?
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Uh probably think it would Be she's got.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Electrics, dude she's gotta Be if she got electric slide,
money she's gotta be a.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Kajillionaire you would hope she signed the right.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
Deal, yeah you gotta figure every wedding owes her at
least a couple. Bucks, Yeah Marcia, Griffith so you're telling
me there's A i did a guy through The chicken?
Dance was there a guy at one point sat in
a studio with an engineer and, SAID i got an.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Idea it's called The Chicken.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
Dance you hope that guy's making money, too you would, hope, Right,
yeah there.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
It was a, video, Man look say the. Video there's a.
Video there's a, video and that it was pretty, current
what years at eighty?
Speaker 5 (15:19):
Seven, okay she deserves to be in The hall Of
fame Of Chubby checkers In i'm In.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Yeah it's. Electric you hear that way more than the? Twist,
yeah sure. Do all.
Speaker 5 (15:30):
RIGHT a sad news we'll wrap it up with. This
Jill solble. Died do you know Who Jill soble Is?
Speaker 3 (15:35):
JOJO i didn't UNTIL i heard she.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
Died she done in a house fire In, minnesota which is.
Sad she had a big hit song in nineteen ninety.
FOUR i REMEMBER i was coming out of middle school
going into high school and it was one of the
first openly lesbian. Songs it was CALLED I kissed The,
girl twenty years Before Katy perry did her. Version this
IS I kissed The girl By jill Sobl do you
(15:59):
have any old? Soul we had.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
A, drink we had a. Flow she took gouffle. Overcoat
i've kissed The.
Speaker 5 (16:09):
Girl that's not even a remake That Katie perry. Did
KATIE I kissed The, girl AND i liked. It, yeah
that's a whole different. Song but, dude that played ON
mtv for like a year. Straight that was a, big
big song ON mtv in nineteen ninety.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Four the other lesbian song Was SOPHIE.
Speaker 5 (16:30):
B Hawkins. Man, DAMN I WISH i was your. Lover
that's a great, song.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
DUDE i.
Speaker 5 (16:35):
REMEMBER i remember being in computer class in sixth grade
and that song came. On they let us listen to the,
radio And i'm listening to the words And i'm, LIKE
i think she's talking about another.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
GIRL i had to ki. Single.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
Dude it blew my sixth grade. Mind i'm like she's
SAYING I. DAMN i WISH i was your lover, one she, said,
damn and we're listening to it in our. CLASSROOM i was,
like that threw me for a, loop But i'm, LIKE
i THINK i put it. Together she's talking about her
girlfriend so. Hot but, yeah rest in, Peace jill Soble.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Uh there you. Go some rock news for. You one
of life's greatest mysteries has finally been something.
Speaker 5 (17:10):
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put it in your shot at one thousand. Dollars happens
all day to. Day all, RIGHT i got to ask
you a. Question this goes back to. Yesterday SO i,
UH i don't when it comes to social. MEDIA i
(17:33):
really don't post a whole bunch when it comes to me,
PERSONALLY i usually use it For, facebook Dot, Com, forward,
Slash jojo And. Scotty my wife's all over, it, man she's.
AWESOME i actually loves. It that's what are my? Wife
you know they have you know your wife? Does my wife.
Does they have side businesses and they use social media
way better than me and you, ken, Right but SO
i don't use my personal social media usually. Don't it's
(17:55):
like pictures of like my dog gets, dead my kids
and my.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
WIFE i use it.
Speaker 5 (17:59):
For real state to push the real estate thing THAT i.
Do really other than, that it's LIKE i don't, KNOW
i don't use it very hurry. Much SO, i, uh
SO i saw MY i have a cousin In pennsylvania
and she is the district attorney In Bucks.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
County big, Deal like that's a big.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
Thing it's an elected you know, position and uh she's
he's the smart side of the. Family and so SO
i went and her brother put a post out about
how she's up for reelection go vote.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
For SO i was, like you know, WHAT i.
Speaker 5 (18:30):
HAVEN'T i don't talk to that side very, much But i'm,
like you, Know i'll give her a shout.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Out she's she's always been very good to. Me our
family has been very good to. Me and so her
name Is Jen.
Speaker 5 (18:41):
Shoran so if you live In Bucks, county maybe down
here on, vacation Elect Jen shorn for district.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Attorney yeah you SO i put this post. Up, yeah
it's a it's a picture of the sign on the
on the lawn it's a picture of a sign and
her brother puts all her you, know, know it's it's
what she did and how long she's been in law
and everything like.
Speaker 5 (19:04):
That they, dude she's ON tv. Constantly it's a serious.
Picture you're you're actually pushing. For, hey, listen this is
a cool a cool family member who's running for. Something
her name Is shorn s H h s h o R.
N you put is she related To Jason seahorn Bro
(19:26):
X New York. Giant which it's close, though isn't.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
IT I i.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
Got i'm, like, yeah did you see that's not the
same last? Name exactly WHAT i.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
DO i got the.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
JOKE i get, that like if if if if a
player had the last Name, SHORN i get the. Joke
but his name Is. Seahorn her name Is. Shorn as
soon AS i saw the, Post i'm never gonna let
one of your posts go by without some type of.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Comments but it's.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
Also a serious, thing LIKE i can't also like joke
about this person because she's doing something.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Legit here's the.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
Problem me and you have people in our lives that
like will derail, something so like they'll put something, Horrific
like one GUY i had to like delete him because
he would post things under like my Wife's facebook, page
and it's, like, dude you can't do that. Here even
WHEN i pot WHEN i post something up On facebook
marketplace and it says to block friends from seeing, IT
(20:23):
i block my friends from seeing it because of you
and another. Guy because you're gonna, Comment you're gonna. Do
it's gonna be a stupid comment about. Something i'm something on.
It it's gonna be. Dumb it's never going LIKE i
will never do anything to Harm, no, no, no neither was.
You neither was that post that you. Did the only
THING i could think of Was i'm, like but they're,
(20:44):
different last name, Right but the only THING i could think.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Of and, Again i'm sitting in my son's jiu jitsu.
Speaker 5 (20:48):
Class i'm, like how AM i gonna comment on this
without taking away the credibility of the. Post i'm, like
it looks kind of Like. SEAHORN i was, Like i'll,
Try I'LL i know it's, not but that's the. Joke
And i'm, like any relation To Jason seahorn The Old,
giants by the, way and then And Jason seahorn is
a that's a grab like that's a deep. Cut that's
WHY i had to put The giants quarterback because people
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may not know Who. Jason's that was the WHEN i
looked at. It that's the only thing my brain was,
like if you really want to put something, down maybe
you go.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Is she related To. Jason's that's my.
Speaker 5 (21:19):
Thing Now i'm Looking, Now i'm, Like, okay now my
family's gonna see that and they're gonna go What and.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
That doesn't even Mean AND i know the names are.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
DIFFERENT i know there's no way she's related because they're
spelled depell. Different the closest WAY i looked at it
was like and why it came.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Into my, Head i'm, Like, JASON'S i will be.
Speaker 5 (21:36):
Honest their last, name so that's my uncle's last name
because my dad's sister And i've never met another family
with that last name, short, yeah Like I've i've never
in all my, Years i've never met another other than his.
Family well out to Uncle. Jerry's my only on that
side of the family is the only one.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
LEFT i got a thumbs up from you and J. M.
S that's that's that's that's the that's the.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
Woman who's my, cousin Who's, okay cool district. Attorney she
lays low because she doesn't want people TO i wonder
if she kind of got the. Baby she doesn't know
me well enough to know that that was a. Joke
well that's What i'm looking, at And i'm, like EVEN
i was scratching my.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
HEAD i, go, what, yes.
Speaker 5 (22:19):
Accomplished i'm confused because their last name is spelled s
c h o R. N seahorn is spelled. Seahorn but
there's no WAY i was. GONNA i couldn't put a
real Like i'm not, gonna you, know put a. SOMETHING
i had. TO i had to comment on your. Post
that was the CLOSEST i, could AND i know it
was a. Reach AND i do the same THING i,
always you, know keep it. Friendly but like we have
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buddies will go in, there they'll they'll put like porn
pictures and you're, like, dude like what do you? LIKE
i have family members looking at.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
This like what are you?
Speaker 5 (22:48):
Doing AND i have a policy where unless it's really,
Bad i'm not gonna be the big pussy that's gonna
take down comments BECAUSE i don't like. Them it's gonna
be it's gotta be something really. Horrific man for me to.
DO i definitely have had to do that from time
from time to, time like a real dig.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
On someone or.
Speaker 5 (23:04):
SOMETHING i just like to make sure that you knew
that seahorn is not spelled. Short but that's the only
THING i. Know it was a, reach the only COMMENT
i could do THAT i thought would be a head.
Scratch i'll be. Honest probably confused me for about twenty minutes.
YESTERDAY i really looked at it And i'm, like what's going?
Speaker 3 (23:20):
ON i was trying to put the two and two,
together like yours is some Guy he's, like did you read?
It i'm, like, yeah did you? Really recause.
Speaker 5 (23:28):
That i'll never respond usually with like, Text i'll respond
with a.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Meme, look we we get. Back we'll do a thing called,
headlines do it. LIVE i can, Go i'll write it
and we'll do it. Live and things. Sucks I'm. Scottie good.
Morning here's some news foul.
Speaker 5 (23:52):
Use on A, Friday National Security Advisor Mike waltz is
getting a. Promotion he's leaving his post Is National Scurity,
advisor but now he's getting a job as The ambassador
to The United. Nations Marco rubio will cover his job
As National Security council.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
Or head of The National security count Like Mark. Rubio
it's a Shame Donald trump ripped all these. People Little, Marco,
yeah Little.
Speaker 5 (24:18):
Marco but he's always going to have that little even
if he runs for, president which you might make a good,
president he's.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Always going to be a little.
Speaker 5 (24:23):
Market it seems to be a very fair. Guy people
love him down In. Florida he seems to get along
with Both republicans And. Democrats President Donald trump yesterday signed
an executive order to slash taxpayer funds THE pbs AND.
Npr the order instructions of The corporation For Public broadcasting
on other federal agencies to cease federal funding FOR mpr AND.
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Pbs it further requires it the work to root out
indirect sources of public financing for the news. Organizations the
reason for this is because it's supposed to be down
the line news and educational, programming and they they got
extremely far, left and they're reporting that Big bird will
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die now because of the couch At Sesame. Street, right Mister,
rogers he's out of a. Job somebody want to pick
that Is Sesame street still on that?
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Channel kayo.
Speaker 5 (25:15):
Kay will die because he needs. Medicare kayu is gonna,
Die he's not. Healthy clifford the big Red. Dog they're
all gonna, die right the guy who's a it's a
like a squirrel or a, Dog, Arthur he's Gonna they're
all out of a. Job dozens of protesters got arrested In.
Philly that was yesterday for A May day rally that
(25:36):
was hosted By Bernie. Sanders seventy people got. Arrested that's.
News what about? Sports nationals beat The phills four. Two
they do it again tonight's six forty. Five start listening
to the game right here at The Excel we are
your Official Philadelphia phillies ratio. Station and rest in.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Peace Ed van.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
Him or it could be in. Bay he was the
second captain ever for The Philadelphia. Fly he died at
the age of eighty four the other. Day the back
of his jersey is that imp imp imp, Amp SO
i think he might Be french in.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Pay there you, go that's. News that's.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
Sunning clouds, Today hype the seventy eight clouds tonight over
no assisted two tomorrow for Your saturday sun. Clouds and oh,
dude WHAT i just saw a picture the cookie, monster he's.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Painhandling they're all.
Speaker 5 (26:24):
Done, well they're probably like they do these these, shows
like these radio, shows but they don't have to get any.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
Ratings because they're just funded by the funded by the,
government and all they sell some. Commercials man insanely, Liberal,
right that's the. Problem, Yeah no one just tells you
the news. Anymore, hey this is what. Happened you decide
what you.
Speaker 5 (26:41):
Think, uh sunning clouds tomorrow for Your Saturday hip seventy
four sixty three outside right now one point SEVEN Zxl
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Great we're talking about some things this week and people
want to. Comment don't call you probably won't.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
Answer just go to the talk. Back, uh let's go
to our first one about the Movie The.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
Irishman, okay, hey you guys need to put the pipe.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Down The irishman was a great. Movie Al, Pacino man a. Movie,
HI i don't know.
Speaker 5 (27:35):
What that guy looks, like BUT i could just picture
exactly what he looks like from the. Voice it kills, Me,
man because you Love robert De, niro but you know
his personal life is out of his.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Mind, man given another.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
CHANCE i don't Think i've watched it in, full So
i'll give The irishman another. Chance LIKE i just went
back and Watched kings Of New, york which is a
Great scorsese. MOVIE i DIDN'T i never liked, it and
THEN i watched it again over last weekend and it's really.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
Good so all, Right i'll give The irishman another.
Speaker 7 (28:05):
Chance, Hey Teresa vibe From. MICHIGAN i just want to
tell you real, quick something. Personal every TIME i heard
the Song Gone, AWAY i think my steps On, jesse
my wife lost her son four years ago at the
age of forty two to freaking fitnal. Overdose didn't know
what he had took his life quick AND.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
I was a talkback For teresa who comes on before. Us,
yeah that's a little, yeah all, Right Sorry. Teresa we
played that by. Accident sorry, dude sorry for your.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
Loss remind you of the old, school the old school
dedications like A Casey cayson would Do.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Delilah, remember it would be like a death dedication For.
Speaker 5 (28:42):
Delilah or my husband cheated on, Me Casey cayse and
wo the dog die and play record will be, like, yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
My husband, Cheated so here's Some seleine Dial it always
made it, better, though that. Song it. DID i want to.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Know if you guys had any more of those Lou
grim tickets done At.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
Ocean.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
YEAH i wanted to take Goes mom out for a nice.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Night and it brings back memories for. Us she used
to love WHEN i would sing foreigner.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Songs SHOW i give you a little.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
SAMPLE i want to know what love. IS i want
you to. Blow it's not the words of the. Song
what's wrong with our? Listeners come, on, man interesting little parody,
there but that's not the name of. It and it's
those are not the words at. ALL i had the.
LOOK i have the record album here where it gives
you the lyric sheet is it on? There not the?
(29:29):
Words AND i don't think we have those tickets. Anymore
maybe we have some more coming. Up, uh the show happened.
Already next, up is your wife love? Her talk? Back
my wife loves your wife's? Talking all? Right, yeah so
she h but she She it's always getting yelled. At
i'm getting yelled at for. Something what is it? Today
you woke her?
Speaker 6 (29:46):
UP i came home from work today absolutely exhausted because
you accidently woke me. Up put four thirty this, MORNING
i came, HOME i get everything on eight thirty. Pm
i'm out like a Las noos in a milk. Hold
and you decided nine o'clock to wake my perimenoposal is
up and mel it is midnight And i'm wide awake
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AND i can't. Sleep and it's taken every fiber of
my being not to come downstairs.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
And shake you. Awake how did you wake her? Up
were you? Snoring?
Speaker 5 (30:17):
No SO i, Go i'm watching The phillies. GAME i
fall asleep on the. Couch now before, THAT i go
AND i go upstairs to check on. Her she wasn't
feeling great, right SO i went and she was out
cold on the.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
Bed SO i went to go kiss her good.
Speaker 5 (30:34):
Night SO i went AND i kissed her her like you,
know her foot was out from the, blankets.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
AND i kissed her. Foot, dude she jumped up LIKE
i had a cattle. Prod, yeah you kissed her. Foot
you nose going on down?
Speaker 5 (30:46):
There and so so she freaks out and then she
starts yelling THAT i woke her. Up now earlier in the,
morning she blames the garage. DOOR i was coming to.
WORK i didn't open up the. Garage she's open blaming
the garage door for waking her. Up that morning at
like three thirty in the morning was a bad day
for sleep for. Her but my thing WAS i didn't
want to kiss her on the forehead because THAT i
knew that would wake her. Up but the, FOOT i,
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guess was a bad. Idea so that my bad for
trying to show. Emotion might as well suck on her
toes while you're at it down. There so THEN i
went back downstairs to watch the phillies and fell. ASLEEP
i get that that's gonna be a. Lot you don't
know what's happening with your foot, down do you know?
Speaker 3 (31:18):
What she?
Speaker 5 (31:18):
Said her, defense she goes because there could be monsters
under the.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
Best she's not, wrong that could have.
Speaker 5 (31:24):
Been she's, like she's, like you, know as a kid like,
that that's the, thing like when your foot's out like,
that you, know it's free game for a.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
Monster so she THOUGHT i was a. Monster.
Speaker 5 (31:33):
Yeah my wife always wakes up WHEN i start feeling
her up On saturday mornings because she's not used to
that to wake up that.
Speaker 6 (31:38):
Way.
Speaker 5 (31:38):
Yeah so, Yeah so Now i'm very quiet with my
wife and no more kisses on.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
The, feet but just going out the. Garage that's. Normal, hey,
yeah that's a, normal especially because we're we're windows open, now, yeah,
right like it's not winter.
Speaker 5 (31:52):
Anymore the windows are wide. Open so now the car,
starts the crotch door, open birds are. Outside you're hearing things.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
Now and that's ALL i got. Today for the, talkbacks.
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Back oh love, trash anything thirty, on eying anything racket rock.
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Or roughing love. Trash here's some.
Speaker 5 (32:29):
Trash the helmet one of the, helmets the original helmet
From Star Wars Empire Strikes back that the rebels, wore,
right that was the good.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
Guys, uh it's sold at, auction all.
Speaker 5 (32:42):
RIGHT i guess it's going up this weekend looking to
get four hundred thousand for. IT i, MEAN i asson
there's got to be a closet full of them, somewhere right.
Somewhere you would, think, dude you know. THAT i Mean
i'm guessing that when you worked on Especially, empire Because
empire was the second, one so you already Knew Star
wars was. Huge, yeah you're stealing Stuff like If i'm
working on the set Of Empire Strikes, back, Dude i'm
taking stuff home with. Me come, on, Man like you,
(33:03):
know you know it's already, Huge like you you're doing
like The return of The, Jedi like aren't you pulling
up like a bucket of sand and bringing it? Home
like this is sand from that big hole That Boba
fett supposedly died in but he didn't die and he
flew out of.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
Him, yeah that's what shocks. Me Like.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
Howard stern would always talk about this that when he
first like he was big in, radio and this wasn't
when he was just first coming, up like he.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
Was he Was howard like he was getting to be the.
Speaker 5 (33:30):
Guy his boss would record over recordings of his show
because they had big cassettes that they were to record
his show on to save.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
Money like a.
Speaker 5 (33:45):
Dad he was, Like he's, like no one's ever gonna
want to listen to these old, shows so we'll just
keep using the same tapes and just re recording over.
Him And howard was smart, enough and you got to
give the guy a lot of. Credit he, goes, no,
DUDE i want to save all of those shows Because
i'm eventually one damn gonna you be able to utilize.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Them i'd love to hear his first, show like the first.
Show you.
Speaker 5 (34:04):
Can't so there's, like you, know those EARLY nbc shows
when he was ON Nbc, radio they're very hard to
come by unless somebody who was listening was recording the.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
Show did you see the? Video is this pure? Delco?
Speaker 5 (34:17):
Uh Delaware, County pennsylvania road rage. Incident we talked about
road rage. YESTERDAY i saw a woman that jump out
of her. CAR i haven't seen that in a, while
and she started screaming and yelling at another. Driver this
woman got out of her car and then took a
poop on somebody's hood And, tim he's got to be.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
Perfect you have to you have to do the. Video
you haven't seen the video, now, dude it's clear because
there's a guy who's filming, it of, course and she
hops out of her.
Speaker 5 (34:44):
Car she just pants down real quick and then gets
back in her car and takes.
Speaker 6 (34:49):
Off.
Speaker 5 (34:49):
Wow, yeah it's A delco thing all the. Way It's delco.
Trash It's delco. Rash you're not. Trash we love You.
Delco they're all coming down the wild with this. Ago
Uh David, beckham bend it Like?
Speaker 3 (35:04):
Beckham are you a big soccer? Fan guy was the
hot guy? Right all the girls run? Off, dude he
still love.
Speaker 5 (35:09):
Him turning fifty years old this, Weekend so congrats to
The David beckham turning.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
Fifty he's married to one of The spice. Girls Now
i'm fifty.
Speaker 5 (35:16):
ONE i bet you there's quite a difference in how
We've i'm.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
Looking at him, here, DUDE i think you're in better.
Shade thank you for. That, Yeah, well he's got. It
he's got.
Speaker 5 (35:27):
It he's got like a sixteen. PACK i don't even, underside,
dude there's muscles on his. BODY i don't even understand
where they come. From Nicholas, cage, DUDE i. Love i'm
a Huge Nicholas cage, fan and he is doing something.
Now he's got big fake teeth and he's got fake,
hair right, like he was always going bull ever since
(35:50):
he was. Famous you can go back To moonstruck right Raising.
Arizona he was always going. Bull now he's got this
fake hair that looks like doll. Hair he's got these
big fake, chompers and it's hard to take him serious
as an.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
Actor. YEAH i like those, movies, MAN i.
Speaker 5 (36:05):
Love Nicholas, Cage. Nikola those nineties action movies are. Fantastic
blow a bunch of.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
His, money like On castles or.
Speaker 5 (36:13):
Something, yes he bought dinosaur bones and, castles and that's
why he did about fifteen years of movies that were
straight TO dvd to pay off his. Debts now he's. Back,
now he's he's doing real. Movies he's he's getting. Nominated
people are appreciating his work. Again his son got, Married
so Congrats Weston cage got. MARRIED i Believe weston has
(36:37):
had a history of some. Issues you don't have, issues,
Man you got a great life ahead of. You exactly
man Like Dad's.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
Nicholas he's buying castles with dinosaur phones and normally Like
castle Of.
Speaker 5 (36:47):
Jawbridge just enjoy. Life we're wrapping up with this puff.
Daddy he you know he's in. Jail well he's got
to go to. Court well you know did he likes
to be able to dress, Up so they had to
GET i guess a petition to the judge to see
if he was able to get nice suits to wear
when he's in court instead of the orange. Jumpsuit he
(37:09):
always looks good. ALWAYS i gotta get itty. Man he's
a great. DRESSER i hope when they when they do
the the the, court like what's it on COURT tv or?
Speaker 3 (37:18):
Whatever now it's on.
Speaker 5 (37:19):
YouTube they do it in that fish eye lens that
he did all the videos.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
In that's what. It's it's just him who was the
guy who was always with. Him it was.
Speaker 5 (37:28):
Fag, yeah remember they're dancing like the nineties was like
this weird kind of hip. Hop three there was a
span of like three years where every video had that
fish eye lens and they all were wearing like ridiculous
bright like shiny, suit shiny jackets and. Stuff, yeah it's.
Weird it was a weird. Time there you, go some
trash for.
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Xl hey, man YOU'RE O, Friday YOU'RE O Friday. Winter
there's no better winner to be in Our Friday winter
on this show Because i'll tell, you after a hard
week of working here at the radio, station we don't
want to do anything On.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
Friday now we're ready to give this. Away, yeah, man
you what's your? Name all? Right? Jerry, jerry what do
you do In? Galloway all? Right jerry the mail man In.
Speaker 5 (38:19):
Galloway, YEAH i gotta, uh you know, How i'm at
the age now WHERE i got excited over. This SO
i live pretty close to The galloway, border and uh
a pizza shop went around and gave us their menus
like in our.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
Mailboxes.
Speaker 5 (38:34):
YEAH i got excited Because i'm, like, oh a new pizza.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Shop that's pretty. Exciting. Yeah they gonna be a coupon,
too off the, side so maybe like, yeah like you,
know buy, one get. One.
Speaker 5 (38:43):
Jerry is there still like is there still welfare checks
that go out like you're busy like the first of
the month or.
Speaker 3 (38:48):
Something is that still a. Thing is that all digital?
Speaker 5 (38:50):
Now absolutely.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
Still a? Thing? Huh people waiting at the? Mailbox when
did it?
Speaker 5 (38:58):
Come is it A i guess it's the first or
is it like the First thursday of the? Month?
Speaker 3 (39:04):
Different, okay, YEAH i guess the one that went away
with food.
Speaker 5 (39:08):
Stamps like you don't get the hardcore of food stamps,
anymore like the actual tangible.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
Ones it's all a card and just charged the cart. Up,
yeah that's gonna be pretty. DUDE i didn't even think about.
Speaker 5 (39:19):
It being a, maleman you get pretty personal with, people
like you could pretty much figure out a person's life
by what they get delivered to their.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
House oh, yeah hell, Yeah i'm.
Speaker 5 (39:29):
Sure, YEAH i probably got a. Boy you got boxes
from Like adam And eve that are. Vibrating you're, like,
oh this is gonna be a great night for this.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
Woman, yeah you, know probably. Can't he.
Speaker 5 (39:39):
Can't he can't talk About.
Speaker 3 (39:42):
YEAH i would like how about? Yeah, yeah NOW i
heard the wink. Wink the best way to do that is,
like uh like shrink wrap it and that way the
dogs can't smell. It and the coffee. Beans WHEN i
learned From Beverly hills cop coffee.
Speaker 5 (40:01):
Coffee, yeah a lot of coffee being delivered to this crack.
House yeah, yeah, boy this crack house really likes a.
Coffee all, Right, Jerry jerry the mail. Man you're going
to uh See Lou, graham a foreigner At, ocean and
you're staying that.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
Night uh you got an overnight's, stay all, right thank
you very. Much see weed being delivered through the. MAIL
i think that's kind of. Dicey but is that? Okay?
Speaker 5 (40:25):
Now because of the weed thing is how much weed you're.
Getting it's a federal. Crime weed is only legal on
a state. Level it's not legal on a federal.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
Level, okay should a'll send weed through the?
Speaker 5 (40:36):
Mail probably. Not you probably should. Not but LIKE i, know,
dude just a different world. Now like a lot of
drugs and stuff like my mom's. On it all gets
sent via. Mail like you don't go to the pharmacy.
Anymore it just gets. Sent it just shows up once
a month or once every couple of, weeks whatever it.
IS i, know my buddy had a mail box that
was busted and the woman just dropped his mail and
(40:57):
his prescriptions just on the, ground right near the right
near the, mailbox close but not in the. Mailbox we
live in an area where it's all mail truck that
guys don't get out or gals don't get out of
the mail.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
Truck and if.
Speaker 5 (41:11):
You and this my old, house parking was tight and
if you park your car and they couldn't get into your. Mailbox, yeah,
dude there was A i had to call the post
office And i'm, like we haven't got mail delivering in
like ten. Days and they're, like, oh, yeah it's all
you're waiting. For you you're a mail. Person can't get
to your. Mailbox, Yeah i'm not getting out of this.
Truck they'd all.
Speaker 3 (41:30):
Do we used to bust my father in law just
retire from the post of, service and we used to
bust the balls all the time because we, like you
drive a couch all. Day i'd like to thank your
father in law for his. Service.
Speaker 5 (41:40):
Service thank you for your, service. Sir it was, funny.
Man he he was near the end of his. Run
he did a friend, right and he was near the
end of his. Run he was going to, retire and
he got busted for not wearing a. Seatbelt that's.
Speaker 3 (41:52):
It that.
Speaker 5 (41:53):
Point one of the managers or bosses solemn and he
got suspended for a.
Speaker 3 (41:58):
Day come, on, man let the guy do with that's
what he.
Speaker 5 (42:00):
Goes he goes after all these, years that's what's gonna
take me.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
Down let me guess a manager half his. AGE i.
Think so it's coming. There you know it's gonna throw
the rules. Down yeah you can, say, man, yeah but uh, yeah,
Man Postal service did him.
Speaker 5 (42:13):
Good he did it for like thirty. Years, look, man
we get. Back uh not got some.
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Xl Morning. Show there are some things that, happen and
it makes you realize how old you.
Speaker 3 (42:38):
Are all, RIGHT i turned forty five this.
Speaker 5 (42:41):
Year it's pretty. Old forty five is it's an old.
AGE i killed it be forty five. AGAIN i knew
you when you were forty. Five that was a long time.
Ago so, yeah you knew me for my fortieth, right
you were at my fortieth birthday, Party.
Speaker 3 (42:56):
Bay BUT i ran from the. Cops you, did and
we were all, adults were no reason to run from the,
cops BUT i. Did we just rented a house In. Brictine,
yeah we had a party In january and the just
was knocking on the door to, say, hey can you keep?
It keep it. DOWN i ran out LIKE i had
just bought. Drugs, yeah like the party's not over come.
Back so.
Speaker 5 (43:19):
Yes so my little, guy he's falling in love with
baseball and he tried out for his middle school sixth
grade is the middle school. Team he's in sixth, grade
and he just missed the, cut, Right so he's really practicing.
Hard and so we're out there every, night we're throwing
the ball around and he asked, me, man because the
GLOVE i use is a glove THAT i used to
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use as a. Kid so he's, like he's, like how was.
It he, goes that glove you have is older than, me,
right AND i, go, yeah he was born in twenty. Twelve, sure, yeah, yeah,
dude it's way. Older THEN i, REMEMBER i, go this
wasn't even my. Glove this was my brother's. Glove and
he's nine years older than. Me SO i had to
text my brother AND i, said, hey, man the Black
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mizzuno glove THAT i used For Little, league that was.
Yours what year did you get? That so he gets
back to, me and, dude you talk about feeling. Old
Now i'm using this glove. TODAY i used it, yesterday
right like now this did twenty twenty. Five i'm still
using the. Glove my brother, goes, oh, Yeah dad got
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got me that glove in nineteen eighty.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
Five jesus, man, yeah he.
Speaker 5 (44:27):
Goes it was a big deal because before, that my
brother had A wilson glove that was signed by the
great Catcher Bob boone from the nineteen Eighty Philadelphia Phillies
World series championship.
Speaker 3 (44:41):
Team was it really? Signed sometimes they print them on.
Speaker 5 (44:45):
There he came to The Glen Oaks Mini mall where
we grew, up and he signed the glove and my
brother used that, glove and THEN i used that glove
and then my brother Got, DUDE.
Speaker 3 (44:53):
I remember it was a big. Deal it.
Speaker 5 (44:55):
Was it was the first TIME i saw a black baseball.
Glove my brother got And. Mizzuno no one Had. Miszuno
you had A franklin or A. Wilson those were the
two that you, had and they were brown and, brown and,
dude my brother got a Black mazzuno and man that
so finally he went to. College he's stopped playing, baseball
and and AND i GOT i inherited that glove and
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do that glove to this. Day The Bob boone glove
is still kicking. Somewhere that's still around somewhere. Too that's the, Quest,
like think about, that. Man that's good. Quality like The
Bob boone glove is fifty years old, probably and The
mizzuno is forty And i'm still using it LIKE i.
Was he was my you, know my kid was throwing
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fastballs to him. Yesterday and that glove is still you,
know the laces could use some some. Love but other than, that,
man it's still a work in baseball GLOVE i still
have AND i wear them on Football sundays because it's
the old. Screenprint it's A Lawrence taylor football. Drugs he
doesn't have the name on the. BACK i got it
at The Eschelon mall eighth, grade SO i don't, Know,
yeah what's that eighties, Something but, dude it looks like
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it looks like it's brand. NEW i watched it a million.
Times it hasn't. Faded whatever they made chemicals they used
to make that whenever they did like. That BECAUSE i
don't come OFF i know what you're talking about it
looks like it's painted.
Speaker 3 (46:12):
On it's.
Speaker 5 (46:13):
Not it's not sewn on like they are Now mitchell And,
ness it's it's it's, yeah like it's it's like it's
Paint it. Was it WAS i guess a, knockoff, right
it was like a knockoff. Jersey but, dude they last. Forever,
yeah still wear it On. Saturdays about, that, Dude LIKE.
Speaker 3 (46:28):
I have A.
Speaker 5 (46:28):
Tv, LIKE i think the the last TIME i had
to REPLACE, tv THE tv was four or five years. Old,
wait like four or five years, old, DUDE i remember.
TV's my parents had A tv from when they bought
the house we grew up. In so when they sold the,
house we grew up in this jersey, Too LIKE, I
i wear it BECAUSE i weren't, playing, uh playing football
like the other neighborhood. Kids LIKE i wore the crap
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out of this thing growing. Up it's pretty cool man
saying WHEN i wore running around the neighborhood but they
was playing.
Speaker 3 (46:54):
FOOTBALL i tell, you it makes you feel old. Though
i'm like eighty, five AND i put the years together
AND i, go that club is forty years.
Speaker 5 (47:01):
Old it's Like bobby last, year another forty years, too.
Dude quality, man it's and that's a.
Speaker 3 (47:06):
Thing it's it's it's.
Speaker 5 (47:07):
Craziness i'm, like, yeah like my little guy couldn't even,
contemplate like the. Time he's, like what what was? It
how old was THAT i got?
Speaker 3 (47:16):
Friends, Man i'm, Like i've known these guys for forty.
Years forty. Years, sure, yeah, man LOOK i get. This
there's a guy AND i guess he it used to be.
Speaker 5 (47:29):
Cool he was, like he looked Like Elon, musk so
he used to kind of run with. It but now
Because Elon musk is getting in a lot of hate
for it's so. Stupid he's getting Hated, tesla all these
people that have electric cars are protesting electric. Cars he
was just he was gonna save the planet a year.
Speaker 4 (47:44):
Ago.
Speaker 3 (47:44):
Yeah uh so a guy he says He's Elon musk
is Dappel, gang, right he's From. Luxembourg he, said it's
not so.
Speaker 5 (47:52):
Cool now he's getting stuff thrown at, him and he.
Does he looks a lot Like Elon. MUSK i could See, god, like,
LIKE i could see him fooling people and saying He's Elon. Musk,
well but if you look Like trump back in the,
day back in THE i don't, know, nineties early two,
thousands it was cool man twenty, Fourteen, Yeah Donald trump
was cool Like Atlantic city's you, know a little dicey
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down here In Atlantic.
Speaker 3 (48:16):
City but other than, that, man he was the guy
from The.
Speaker 5 (48:19):
Apprentice he was the guy From Home alone. Too, yeah
you know what, sucks, man buddy of. Mine looks just
Like Ray, rice remember the running. Back, yeah and he
got in that trouble in The Atlantic city in the. Elevator,
yeah looks just Like Ray.
Speaker 3 (48:31):
Rice my wife AND i was, like this is dicey.
Racist we're at.
Speaker 5 (48:37):
A bar and there was a really super nice waiter
AND i think he looked LIKE i want to, Say Ryan, dawkins, okay,
right like he looked like an. EAGLE i forget exactly.
Who and my wife said it to another waiter, like,
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hey that guy looks just like, him And i'm like
that that, okay we're dancing around something. Here because if
you go up to him and say, that could you
turn around and say?
Speaker 3 (49:09):
What Because i'm, black right right?
Speaker 5 (49:11):
Right but, again IF i saw a white guy look like,
HIM i wouldn't even bring it.
Speaker 3 (49:14):
Up i'd be, like he just look Like Brian. Dawkins
at all, so and so the other waiter, goes, No
i'm gonna bust his balls. Instead It, Well Brian dalkon's
a good looking, guy, right good good looking guy who's in,
shape and, uh the waiter.
Speaker 5 (49:26):
Uh tells him that he looks like. It the guy
came over and then was friendly and we started bessing with.
Him But i'm, like that could take a bad. Turn
LIKE i would never go up to a white waiter
and be, like you look Like Martin lawrence because there's
no way he's gonna look At Martin.
Speaker 3 (49:40):
Lawrence. Not, no it's not like we're totally. Opposite we.
Go last, week we had a comedian.
Speaker 5 (49:45):
On it was FROM Ac jokes and his name Was
Jamaal and you made the JOKE i thought you were, White,
yeah because obviously there's.
Speaker 3 (49:53):
Not there's just not white guy's Name. Jamal. Yeah and
if you're, listening shut. Up you, know damn well you've
never met a white Guy.
Speaker 5 (50:00):
Jamal like stupid things that like people shouldn't be offended
by a model was in a very nice. Resort this
was In i'm trying to.
Speaker 3 (50:15):
See it was summer resort in a beach, Town. Delaware
was not In.
Speaker 5 (50:19):
Delaware she went and we did a story like this
the other. Day she was In. Thailand, DUDE i expect
this From. Thailand she goes and is in our hotel.
Speaker 3 (50:33):
Room very nice. Resort i'm looking at pictures of. It
she goes and she starts hearing stuff while like she's
in a big. Suite there's a dude under her.
Speaker 5 (50:44):
Bed and we did that story where a babysitter was
babysitting a kid and the kid, said, hey there's a
monster under my. Bed she looked and there was a
guy under his. Bed, yeah, Dude so apparently it was
a guy who, was you, know looking the robber and
he was staying under the bed and he was In.
Speaker 3 (51:02):
Thailand, Thailand, dude you Watch White. LOTUS i don't want
to go To. Thailand, no the resort looks awesome in
the city with the. Cobras now you got a. Problem
uh uh, yeah, man she got bit by a.
Speaker 5 (51:13):
Cobra she got bit by a. Cobra it made her teeth. Grow,
DUDE i don't get those are those are fake?
Speaker 3 (51:19):
Teeth?
Speaker 5 (51:20):
Right the girl From white loaded the show because she
is super hot with the. Teeth they got to be
part of, Them they got to be part of the.
Show Uh, no that's her teeth in real. Life why
when you get those, fixed you're almost you're hot on.
THAT i think that's her. Thing that's, her that's her,
thing like Like Michael, Strahan, yes.
Speaker 3 (51:37):
That's, Yes like that's his. THING a.
Speaker 5 (51:41):
Couple this is a little creepy they were. DOING i
guess they were buying a fixer. Rupper it was an old,
house like one hundred years. Old they opened up the,
walls they found a dead body just sitting. THERE i
guess at that point it's all. Bones oh, god, Yeah
so like what happened? There, like how did the guy.
Speaker 3 (52:00):
Get in the?
Speaker 2 (52:00):
Wall?
Speaker 3 (52:01):
Yeah did he? Did did they bury him in?
Speaker 5 (52:02):
It?
Speaker 3 (52:03):
All is that like a mob? Hit? Like how?
Speaker 5 (52:05):
Like so somebody put him in a wall and then
spackled it. UP i think, too if you are if
that is a mob, hit they're gonna find.
Speaker 4 (52:11):
You.
Speaker 3 (52:11):
Now now they're gonna pull the bones so that it,
Was they're gonna figure out who it. Is a full.
Speaker 5 (52:14):
Body now the house was from the fifteen. Eighties, okay well.
Speaker 3 (52:18):
Who, knows you could have but, YEAH i mean.
Speaker 5 (52:20):
The probably shut that investigation. Down it since the house
is five hundred years. Old back in fifteen ninety, three
they decided they weren't going to find the. Killer that's
how they just that's how they did things back. Then,
uh there you. Go those. People they haven't bet you
not so. Much one of life's greatest mysteries has finally been.
Solved seven, Itself South jersey's rock STATION zxl morn to.
(52:42):
Show my wife admitted to me sometimes she has a
it finally. Happened it's what you, say she's cheating on
you all the. Time did it finally she finally said? It, No,
oh she hasn't admitted. It, no but you know she
got these work trips where no one else on her
team goes out for these work.
Speaker 3 (52:58):
Trips and was, like why are you In orlando? Again?
Yeah remember she was showing you lingerie she was going
to bring to a work. Trip, yeah and then there's
only pictures of her on a roller, coaster but you
can't see who's sitting next to, her her online. Boyfriend
AND i had this kind of, too SO i mentioned
things to my wife like, again everybody just wants a
weekend to stay at home and catch up on. Things,
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Yes SO i put it and she's, like you put
it in my, brain and then she denies she. Does
she declined she doesn't want to do, it Like i'll be, like,
hey let's go do, something or who are you hanging out
with this? Weekend? OH i just want to stay home and.
Speaker 5 (53:29):
Relax and then an hour lady she comes back and, says,
oh by the, way we're to go have dinner with
so and so or. Drinks SO i put it into
her head and then she has what's? It there's an
acronym for, it fear of being left out or something like.
That foes is that what it?
Speaker 6 (53:44):
Is?
Speaker 5 (53:44):
Yeah, okay and she, admitted like this weekend's the same.
Thing SO i put it in her head that you
AND i and the wife should hang out to do.
This to be an a, hole you go and throw
it out there and you're, like when are we going
to get?
Speaker 3 (53:55):
Together which CAN i say?
Speaker 5 (53:57):
Why i'm about forty five percent being and, Asking, yeah
sorry a whole a, Hole, Yeah i'm, sorry.
Speaker 3 (54:02):
And so and SO i know what. YOU i know
what you're doing Because i've known you.
Speaker 5 (54:05):
Forever my wife falls into, it and then our wives
start getting, together they're, like, yeah we got it is
and ALL i see is dollar, signs, right when it's
because it's because our wives are not cheap. Ladies so
ALL i see are absolute dollar signs when you do
that and.
Speaker 3 (54:20):
Inconvenience yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (54:22):
And that's part of. Me but there's part of me
too that likes to hang, Out LIKE i like when
our wives get together and it's. Fun but you're, right
there's also stay. HOME i was surprised because usually our
wives jump right on. It, yeah your wife called you
out hardcore the other day and she's, like we have
way too much to. Do why would you even send this?
Text and it ripped you a new? One and then she.
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Caves she does. IT i know the way she. Works you're.
Right but then yesterday she's, like, yeah well we'll just
go to so and so for a little bit and you,
know we'll be there and they. Can but we're definitely
gonna go to dinner and app or like apps and.
Drinks and this is the thing because we're gonna be
In bricatine for the. Weekend, anyway this is the thing
with my wife AND.
Speaker 3 (55:01):
I we had this CONVERSATION i think yesterday or the day.
BEFORE i, said but my wife, goes we'll just go
for a little. BIT i go but it's never a little.
Speaker 5 (55:08):
Bit, yeah my, wife and that's, awesome and that's why
one of the REASONS i love. Her she loves to
have a good, time but she doesn't ever want the
good time to, end, Right so it's gonna be a late.
Night so then it's AND i, go it's not because
here's the, THING i gotta. DRIVE i have STUFF i
need to do the next, morning and then it starts
to effect the next. Day so if you have too
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good of a time On saturday, night it's going to
Affect sunday and stuff you gotta get done On. Sunday,
Yeah SO i think if if you do meet up with,
us we're gonna stay on the, Island so it's not
a late. Night this place will probably close even and
there's no like a lot of night life. Happening i'm
not going at. Night, yeah not going tonight because your
nuts the drive And brigantine at. Night SO i will give, You,
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okay twelve thirty in the afternoon until two thirty in the.
Speaker 3 (55:55):
Afternoon, perfect we'll be out of. There twelve thirty in the.
Speaker 5 (55:58):
Afternoon till two thirty in the afternoon is the TIME
i can give. There you go, okay and that'll be the.
Rule after, that we shut it. Down that's Perf, god
bright suns out. Right don't have to worry about. Anything
that's WHAT i can give. You fifty five percent is,
hey let's hang. Out the girls will have a Great
now there are one hundred percent on. Board forty five
IS i Know scotty would much rather be at. Home,
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well here's the.
Speaker 3 (56:19):
Problem my wife's gonna do.
Speaker 5 (56:20):
That my my wife makes plans and then we get
to the day of the plans and it starts with the.
Speaker 3 (56:26):
WHY i don't feel like doing that? Today AND i, go,
then why do we? Say?
Speaker 5 (56:30):
Yes this is the Real, no what this is a
this is a Hate we'll be. There you guys come. Out,
yeah that's the.
Speaker 3 (56:35):
Thing and that's WHY i told. YOU i, go, look
it may, happen it may not. Happen that's.
Speaker 5 (56:39):
All leave it at. That it's all we. Need we'll
see she's buying. Outfits.
Speaker 3 (56:44):
Everybody stay right. There let's kick off a rock.
Speaker 5 (56:46):
Block it's one hundred point SEVEN Zxl South Jerseys Rock
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Through where you're. Crying you bring on the rin, right
gonna stop your shot and stop the. Side we'll just
be happy to. This where you, Smiling let's, smile keep on.
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Speaker 3 (57:18):
Smile i'm smiling dropping, out, MAN i know you guys
are all my.
Speaker 5 (57:25):
Love looking at you guys on my way work the.
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Ring she was, like, yeah warming up ship And i'm,
Like i'm about. Here we're. Rocking, hey thank. You you
shot to the. Best how you doing?
Speaker 1 (57:35):
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Great good morning, Guys, hilario let's. Shot oh, god is
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Out this is the RAD djl, like if you're on,
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