FRIDAY 5-9-25

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh Dunsley.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
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(00:30):
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Speaker 1 (00:35):
Hey? Hope me? What's happening man? Good morning, Good Friday morning.
Let's do this, bro. I feel like sometimes, especially my wife,
I say things that happened to me and she doesn't
believe that. Yesterday you saw it firsthand. I talked about
how there's this big, dumb seagull that is living outside
of our building here in beautiful downtown West Atlantic City.

(00:58):
He is bigger than the other seagulls because the building's mirrored.
He goes up to the to the to the door
or the building and he starts whacking his head against
the building, thinking it's another seagull and it's all glass,
so he will go through that. And it's a it's
a heavy beat. So you see it. I I I

(01:18):
yell at you. I'm like, look there's the bird and
he's right there doing it. And as we stare at
it for about five minutes before we leave, I had
a circle back here about an hour later. Right, this
is when the building really starts to fill up with people.
There it is the same bird doing the same thing,
and now there's a group of women filming it. There
you go. I was like, see, I didn't lie. Everybody's

(01:40):
lying about this. This is a real thing. This is
this This dumb bird's gonna smash a window. Why would
you make that up? My wife really does think I
just make stuff up. And I'm like, why would I
make stuff up? We were watching it and I'm like,
I'm watching it back at the window and look at it.
Come on, go through that window, Max, It's go right
through the It'll go right through our conference room. If
that window break, dude, if he hits that window at

(02:02):
a right angle or hard enough, yeah, I mean you
put it at least a crack in it. Like, how
long is he gonna waste time doing that? Even his
buddy's gotta be like, there, brody, what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Man?

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yeah? Oh, he's the he's the short bus seagull. Yeah,
his buddies are all laughing at him. He is big though,
So there's another seagull you're not gonna mess with the seagull.
He's I don't know, he's pretty solidig. He's the big
dumb kids almost the sides of it. Yeah, he's a
slocan in school. You don't want to fight because they
have that power and they don't feel that. That guy
doesn't feel pain. But I yelled at the woman, Dude,
I scared the hell out her. I go, are you

(02:32):
filling the bird? Yeah? She's like what and she goes, yeah,
I have a chicken at home. It does the same thing.
And I go, yeah, I go, I've been watching for
a week now this bird do this. Yeah, about a
minute of your life. You'll never get back. I think
he thought I was going to attack her. Everybody Friday,
let's wrap up this work week. It's fine as ZXL
work force employed the day. Who will a thief? That's

(02:52):
a pretty cool prize. Hundred bucks the ocean and ticket
to see Alice Cooper on May twenty fourth, will hook
you up coming up? And just is lunch point seven South.
Somebody show good morning every time and things sucks. I'm Scotty,
good morning. Here's some news about you's. Who would have
thought of Pope that went to Villanova? I never would

(03:16):
have guessed an American pope just because it just we
don't have a huge Catholic population here in America, not
like other countries. You're room for the black guy, right. Uh,
there's a couple of black guys in there that I thought,
you know, all right, can we get our first black pope. No,
it's a white dude from Chicago who went to Villanova.

(03:37):
So yes, so a guy I know. Man, he's like
a friend of the family of a friend of a family.
I know he went to Villanova and he's like, yeah, man,
he's like, I know this guy. We graduated together in
nineteen seventy seven. I'm like, cool, right, man, it's pretty cool.
His real name is Robert Provost. He's gonna go by
Pope Leo the oh Boy, the fourteenth. It's that Roman numerals.
It's the X and then the I in the V Yeah, fourteen,

(04:01):
Pope Leo the fourteenth. Does God just love the Philadelphia
Eagles because I heard he's also an Eagles fan. So
is that guy just watching over the team? Dude? Imagine
the pope just sitting there in a VIP suite. It's
Bradley Cooper, Jeff Louri and the pope. Yep, just listening
to a guy pour beer on another guy's head because
he has a Dallas Cowboys jersey on. So he doesn't

(04:22):
do much here in America. I guess he was. He's
an archbishop in Peru. That's his that was his big
thing to Leo. He's gonna go by Pope Leo the
fourteenth and he gets to move into the Vatican. Now
that's his spot. It's gonna be his house. That's different.
That's gonna be his house until he dies in a year.
He's still well, he's not that old. He's younger than

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these guys. I don't have an exact next headlines will
have an exact number. But he looks to be in
his sixties, maybe because you figure we're in twenty five now.
I think I saw fifty eight.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
He was born.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
So what does that put him. Man, we're put about
like seventy twenty five now, it graduated in Villanova in
seventy seven, so that would be now where at forty
eight when he graduated, So so you're looking about sixty
five seventy. Yeah, I guess he is pretty young. So
younger than the last couple of guys. He's the tallest
midget in the room. A commercial vehicle partially fell through
the Wildwood boardwalk yesterday. The front tires of the flatbed

(05:22):
tow truck, which was loaded with equipment, smashed through the
floor of the boardwalk. The incident comes after the city
recently announced plans they're gonna get rid of the yellow
car that tows the tram cars. Remember that little yellow
train car. I don't like this. They're getting rid of it.
And now they're gonna have hybrid Ford pickup truck. Yeah,
now you got to I don't know to me. Now
you've got a big truck on the boardwalk. Well it

(05:43):
didn't work out yesterday when it fell through the boardwalk. Yeah,
we think that thing is indestructible, man, it really is.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
It just was.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
It's old rotten wood. Like, dude, could you drive that
on your deck at home? Because that's all it is. Yeah,
it's just old rotten wood. New York, Dallas, Seattle, and
twenty five of the major US cities are sinking, threatening
the structural integrity of buildings, roads, dams, and other forms
of infrastructure. That's what a new study has found. A
study by Virginia Tech researchers use satellite based radar measurements

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to visualize movement of land underneath the nation's most populated cities,
which they say is largely due to groundwater extraction. That's news.
What about sports. Phills beat three seven to six in
extra innings last night, Guardians tonight seven ten. Start listening
to the game right here at ZXL. We are your
official Philadelphia Phillies ratio Stags. Wait, the NBA is so bad, dude,

(06:35):
I'm not even bringing up the road. Eight is so bad.
These teams don't belong, dude. There's not a good day. No,
the next series has been good because they came back
from twenty down. But again, okay, it's not good of
your betting because I bet Boston giving up points both times.
I'm like, okay, this is this is a slam dunk
win nothing. Golden State loss last night by thirty. Basketball stinks, dude.

(06:56):
Hockey is heating up a little bit. But yeah, and
when you have no horse in the race, like is
it just kind of sucks to watch. There was a
team yesterday I think it was I think it was
the I think it was Dallas. They gave up or
they scored eighty seven points in the first half, you
and I running up and down the court with no defense. Dude,

(07:16):
it's crazy. Uh, Manny Pacquiow, this is how bad boxing's got. Uh.
It has no superstars and it's just getting its assby
by the UFC. Many Pacio is coming out of retirement.
He's gonna face Mario Barrows for the WBC Welterweight Championship
July nineteenth in Las Vegas. There you go, that's news.
That's hey, yeah, Rain today, I have the sixty seven

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One Show. You know, you set things, Uh, you've set
things before. And I'm like, I don't know if I
one hundred percent agree with that. Okay, now I one

(07:59):
hundred percent agree with it. Oh boy, Mother's Day is
for the kids. One hundred percent of men should have zero. Absolutely,
And I told my wife and my kids, I want
not in a bad way. I'm not being an a hole.
I want nothing to do with Mother's Day or the
gifts my kids are.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
To do it.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
And I have to have that conversation with a little
guy today because I'm like, you have because he really
did drop the ball on my wife's birthday, which was
last month or two months ago now, and I saw.
I'm like, dude, you got to put some effort in.
Like if it's me driving you somewhere, okay, then you
have to say, hey, dad, you gotta drive me. But
it's Mother's Day. I gotta get moms somewhere, right, give

(08:39):
me the idea, tell me where we're going at.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Well, what I do is like like today I'll send
out a text to all the kids and be like, yo,
don't drop the ball stupid, Like two of the kids
aren't going to be around, right, so like at least
send text call, yeah, prepare a nice text, you know,
like not just hey, happy Mother's Day, give her something.
Are our oldest already bailed on Mother's Day because her

(09:03):
cat ran away, So she said she's so distraught overlooking
for the cat that she can't make it to our
Mother's Day party. But you're right, dude, and and it honestly,
just like Father's Day, it should be a morning thing
where hey dad, we love you. Here's a new tie,
and then that's it. Yeah, like maybe breakfast, but like
it doesn't have to be an all day event. So

(09:25):
I call my kids, right, I'm yelling up the cat
walker said, Kim here, I want to talk to you.
Mother's Day is Sunday. This is the earlier this week,
I said, giving on you, you're giving them plenty of days. Yes,
this is Sunday. Next Sunday is Mother's Day. So my
wife chimes in, She's like, I want chocolate covers, strawberries.
I'm like, okay, all right, And she wants her feet rubbed,

(09:46):
and she wants helping her garden. Like all right, so
you take oneberries, the feet rub and that that can happen.
Yeah right, that's what she wants to help her out
in the garden. All things you guys can do. I'm
gonna tell you what. They make these uh these feet
rubbing things that you actually can put your feet into
and it does it for you, dude. You should go
hit up one of those with the kids, and and

(10:08):
then every night she comes home she can put her
feet in these in this massager. Actually not a bad idea,
I know, I knew the chocolate strawberries you stole from
me too. Now, the strawberries were her ideas. I never
would have thought about strawberries. So yesterday we're joking on
a text me you your wife, my wife, and my
wife says, no, I thought you were gonna put effort in.
I thought you were gonna make the chocolate strawberries. Oh

(10:30):
come on, dude, what do you ever? What are you
gonna have a fun due pot? Never ever, ever, in
my life have I ever attempted, nor will I attempt
to make chocolate on the stove and pour it over strawberry. No,
you bother him, exactly it. And the Amish they do
it right. Woman, the kids back there who were probably
underage and shouldn't be working as hard as they do
with the little hats on, they make an awesome chocolate

(10:51):
cup of strawberry. You don't need to pick them up.
You can go to Acme. Acme, I'm telling you. Acme's
got a great floral apartment, and they stock the chocolate
straw berries too, So they make it so easy. So
all you have to do, has a has a dad
or a kid walk in, it's all right there. It's
like she's seending me up to fail. And then I
asked her last night at dinner, I said, what do

(11:12):
you want for dinner? We won't make the dinner nothing.
Crickets hasn't answered me. Now what I'm gonna try and
do is I'll probably try and put together a dinner.
She's like, well, this isn't really what I wanted. I
was like, just lay it out for me, so I
don't mess it up. What dinner do you want me
and the kids will make? Do you want me to
pound chicken cutlets down? I'll pound chicken cutlets down?

Speaker 3 (11:30):
Now.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yeah, we got invited to a Mother's Day brunch, but
it's all the way in Delco. So I was like, oh,
like I thought we would be home. We have stuff
we have to do this weekend, and now we're going
to Delco. And my wife doesn't know how to how
to pump the brakes, so she's gonna start banging down mimosas. Yeah,
and it's gonna be a struggle to get her to leave. Yeah,

(11:52):
that's a Sunday, I said. That's why I said to
her last night. I said, look, I said, when when
Daddy O says get the cars running, we gotta go.
We gotta go. Yeah, like since my my my brother's
dog finally died and he brought up going out to
a brunch, I'm like, that's probably it might not be
a bad idea. The place that I can get in.
There's a place by you that does a real nice one. Yeah.

(12:14):
Got that golf course Scotland Run. Yeah yeah, I've done
that Mother's Day at Scotland Run before they do it.
I mean a bunch of problem is dude, you you're
you're running out of time. You gotta get reservations. Yeah, yeah,
that's yeah, two days out. Yeah yeah, really hopeful only
somebody cancels. Yeah, but yeah, don't forget Dad's out there.
It is Mother's Day and you gotta tell the kids
that the wake up and do something. You don't have

(12:35):
to do it, just not you can't. Oh and she wants,
she wants to write a letter which you haven't written
yet about her. How about this? Like I dropped one
hundred and fifty bucks at Home Goods and I looked
at her. I go all right, I'm gonna pick this
bill up, and it's your Mother's Day gift. And I
don't hear anything else done that's perfect is pillows and
champagne flutes. Yeah, as you're swiping the car that you
both share that she puts a lot of money into

(12:56):
the seat. Is my serior card? Oh yeah, it's nice. Yeah,
well until I know I gotta pay it. Yeah, and
then you pay, but I'm gonna pay it with the
money off of our joint and can do the same thing.
But I feel like a baller man. No, no, I
got dinner hunting. What do you mean you got dinner?
We put the money in and I don't know, seventy
five percent of it is from my check. I ran
out on the bill and then uh, and then I said,

(13:18):
it's your Mother's day gift. I still think I owe
money on her wedding ring, but it's been so long
that I don't think. I I think like as a
debt collector, they can't even come after the debt. Oh well,
maybe they forgot about it, like that ticket that never
comes back up again, right yeah, Like okay, all right,
Stema's singer's like, that's cool, you paid enough. I got

(13:41):
a pair of tickets for Alice Cooper. Come in the
ocean and we'll give you a hundred bucks. Alice Cooper,
come in the ocean in just a couple of weeks,
make twenty fourth I believe, and one hundred bucks to ocean.
Do you want it? Six zero nine six seven seven
one hundred and seven six zero nine six seven seventy
can get back rock some rock news for you. Alice
and Shane has been scheduled to launch the US tour.

(14:02):
They had a canceler. I guess there was a medical
issue with their drummer, Sean Kinney experienced a non life
threatening medical emergency. He said, we unfortunately have to cancel
tonight's show. We sincerely apologize for the inconvenience.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
Uh No.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Further details regarding Kenny's condition were revealed. The drummer co
found that Alison chains back in nineteen eighty seven. That's
a tough injury to hide. It's the drummer, you know. Yeah,
you've got some real things happening there.

Speaker 4 (14:28):
Man.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
You can't be honest though, you could put a drum
tech in there one hundred percent and probably just didn't
do it. Yeah, Like, unless you're like a Keith Moon
or you're a John Bonham, you know, probably dude, Like, honestly,
you put the drum tech in just let him drum through.
He knows he probably most techs are better than the
person that they're technic. Yeah, because that's their big time

(14:51):
to shine. Usually. Well, you know that's how Ace Freely, uh,
guitarist for Kiss, famous guitars for Kiss, Spaceman. The guy
they replaced Ace with was his guitar tech. Wow. Tommy
Thayer for twenty years was his guitar tech And so
Tommy was better than eights And I love as but

(15:12):
you know age has not been kindly as The Who
held a press conference yesterday. It's the say Goodbye to
North America tour. The song is over Farewell tour sixteen dates.
We're getting two locally, which is awesome. There's a chance
I may have to go to both Wells Fargo Center

(15:33):
August twenty first, August twenty third, our Backyard, board and
Wall Call. I've seen the Who at Boardwalk Call. It's
an awesome show. I wish more shows came the Boardwalk Call.
I know it's very expensive to put a show on there.
It might be my favorite venue. It is a spectacular
venue with such great history. So two shows. If you're

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a WHO fan, this is going to be it now
they've been saying that since nineteen eighty two, but these
guys are Oh yes. August twenty first in Philly, August
twenty third in Atlantic City at Boardwalk Hall. How about this,
Amy Lee from evan Essence might be teaming up with
pop star Halsey. I could see that Amy Lee's got

(16:15):
a voice, Halsey, She's got hits and so I guess.
Halsey sparked speculation of an upcoming collaboration a couple of
days ago when she texted fans a mysterious snippet of
an unreleased song and in the voice sounds very much
like Amy Lee. So we could be getting Amy Lee

(16:37):
from evan Essence and Halseley. I like Halsey. This would
be good for yeah, for Amy Lee to cross over
to Top forty with Halseley.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Boy.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
I mean, evan Essence has had some bangers that have
gone over to Top forty, but she's never been like
a like a Halsey or Pink or anything like that.
So this could be your chance, man, So we will see.
Or this could be I think Halsey just did like
a cover album. This could be Halsey trying to go
over into the rock world. She's been on SNL. She's

(17:06):
been very funny interviews. She's like very intelligent, very Jersey,
very North Jersey. When she breaks into rock stations, streaming
in my Heart radio, I'll be honest, my wife makes
me laugh. So yesterday she gets home from work. She
had a rough day, right, so rough day at work.

(17:27):
She comes home, She's like, I'm exhausted. So I said,
I said, look, go go in the front room. With
a beautiful breeze coming through the house, I said, go
in the front room. I said, close your eyes for
a little bit. I was like, I had just finished
up dinner. I looked fantastic. I saw the pictures man
chicken cutlets. She's she's in the chicken cutless. She's she's
way in the chicken now, my wife, So I'm trying.

(17:49):
I'm trying to find different ways of making chicken. So
I thank you. Last night was cutlets.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
But then you feel it in my wife's face. She
didn't get nothing. Even my wife saw that. She's like,
wow he does I'm like, yeah, he does that, yeah
every night.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
She also doesn't hit him the way you hit me. Uh.
So I tell my wife, I I got close your
eyes for a little bit, and so I go, I
had some work for our show to do. I'm doing that,
and uh, she bought this new you know these women
in these stupid water bottles, right, she bought this new
water bottle. So I see it on the counter. She
brought it in from work. So I fill it up

(18:25):
with ice and water. She has lemons in it and stuff,
and uh, I leave it next to her while she's uh,
while she's snoozing right in our front room. So I
put it on the ottoman. Right, It's it's just an ottoman.
I just I put it on the ottoman. So now
she gets up, we're talking, and now we go back

(18:45):
into that front room and the water bottle has spilled.
So it's one of these water bottles where I dude,
they all should have a safety mechanism so when you
knock it over, it doesn't spill out. It spills out
all over the car. Now, Luckily it's just water, so
it's not a big deal. No one's I'm not mad,
it's not big so uh so I said, oh, you

(19:07):
must have knocked it down when you got up, because
you know, when you got up from a nap and
you're woozy. You''re almost like a little drunk. You must
have knocked it over. She goes, well, put it on
the ottoman was just a bad idea. You're your fault now.
But I looked at her, Dude, I'm laughing. I go,
are you trying to blame this on me? Sounds like it?
I go, are you nuts? I go, no, you got

(19:30):
up and knocked it over. No one's mad at you,
but that's what happened. Well, maybe you should have put
it on a more secure surface. I go, Okay, I go,
you gotta be crazy. I handle that with my wife
when she does that, and like, listen, we're coming up
on Shark weeks, so it's like I could tell, like
she's a little feisty and everything else. I just say,

(19:51):
what you meant to say was thank you for getting
me the water where she don't like something at dinner.
I just want to I was like, what you meant
to say, thank you? Say hey, honey, that was nice. Thanks.
I woke up, I was thirsty. There was water there.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
I wish I could fill my wife and record her
and play it back when she's like when she's in
a good mood, I like there's listen to the way
you talk to me sometimes and the kids listen. I
don't care. I get through it. I just I shrug
it off. But if you listen to yourself talk sometimes
you're not very friendly. I started to get mad, she
started to actually start a fight, and I go, I'm laughing,

(20:26):
and she gets mad as I laugh, and she's like,
what you're laughing about? I go, cause you're this is
not like, no one is angry about the water beat.
It's water on a It's it's fine, it'll it'll dry,
it's not gonna stain anything. I said, Look, if it
was a glass of red wine, then we'd have a
different story. But it was water whatever. It could be fixed, easily,
easy fixed. And it's just funny that you're not taking

(20:47):
the blame for it, right. You were the one that
was sleeping and she got up and knocked the whole
thing without her in that room. That water doesn't spill
over no at all. And it's a it's a flat
ottoman like it's that the bottle was fine. You just
got up, you were a woozy from the nap and
you knocked it over one hundreds She's like, well, maybe
the wind picked up trying to blame the wind. Joe, No,

(21:08):
you're in an unconscious state. You're getting up from a nap.
You might have hit it with your arm or something
like that makes me laugh. She's wonderful, beautiful, talented and smart,
and she makes me laugh. Now it is the Ottoman hab.
It's a I guess it's a fab it's fabric, right,
but it's flatbric and it has like it does have
a little I forget what they call it. It's got
like a little buttons in it. Gotcha oka, But it

(21:29):
was not on the button part. It was on the
flat part. Okay. Now, they do make a tray. We
have the tray that you put it on the track.
You had the tray, but my wife has decorated the
tray so you can't put anything on the track, so
it's not it's not usable. So you could have put
it on the tray and then it Wentness builds again.
This thing, if not knocked over, could still be sitting

(21:51):
there right now. Yeah, there's no way a wind. We
didn't have tornadoes yesterday. He was the reason. An aptly
she knocked it over, which is okay, let's just fix
the problem here. Said there was no problem. It was water.
It's first world problems. People out there don't have water
to spill. And she storms upstairs. Got I'm like, Sh'm like,

(22:13):
don't get mad, don't get her water. But then she's
gonna wake up and say, where's my water. I know
you can't win with this. Broad you just say, but
you're right, Just say thank you. Yeah, look we get back.
Knock out some headlines this report one hunch point seven

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(22:56):
want to return to home depot, but I don't have
the receat. But it's a it's a it's a year old,
but it broke, so you can just take out. I mean,
so the thing is what you want to put it
back in the box by the same exact one. I
take the new one out, I put the old one
in the box. I take it back. Two weeks later,
I say, listen, I pounded the crap out of this
thing and it it busted, and then they gave me
a refund. It's kind of work, it is, but it

(23:19):
could work.

Speaker 4 (23:20):
Hey, good morning, Jojo and Scottie. Just heard your complain
about the leaf blower. I got to tell you, if
they made things a better quality, you wouldn't have to
do stuff like this. But home Depot does offer a warranty.
I just had a weed whacker that it lasted me
twenty two months, that it had a two year warranty

(23:41):
on it, and they sent me the money back for
the item using that. So it worked out.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
See here's where I messed up. And every day you're
already out of the warrants. You didn't get the warrants.
Every piece of equipment comes with that little stupid card
in there you're supposed to fill out. Yeah, and you
link it up to whatever internet it is. You have
a warranty. And I just know the thing away with
the box. I'm like, I don't know it's lead blower,
but the damn thing should lay. It was expensive, it
should last me more than a year. I pull on

(24:08):
the string and the string just comes off of my hand.
It was around forever. Now it's out of business, and
maybe this is why. But Sears, dude, craftsmen. Yeah, you
a tool broke. You took it back to the store
and they gave you a new one. That was a
great deal. You could go. I would go to the
Berlin farmer's market and find old craftsmen branches and stuff

(24:30):
and take them back to Sears and get brand new ones.
They have a craftsman name on it. Man, it was
that was you know, but business sense, that's a that's a.
It doesn't make a lot of sense at all. Joe,
I woopo for yes, ye did you start off what?
I don't know that one again? Did we just go
to Middle Earth? Joe, I wooo for yes too pressively.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
Yup.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
I think he said Joe, I killed my girl friend.
I think one more time. Hold on. I think he
said something about rings and he's the holder of the ring.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
I will.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Tell you for I don't know, all right. He said
something about being precious. The word is giacht.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
Gi yacht is the word that you're looking for that
your son used.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
That's my wife. Yes, it's yacht. Was the word he
uses for what a girl has a fat? Well, what's
fat stand for?

Speaker 3 (25:32):
Girl?

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Okay? Girl, girl, your girl, your ass, your ass is fat?

Speaker 4 (25:40):
Yach yacht.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
So she's saying, girl, your hick, girl, your girl, your
ass thick? Yeah. Well, I mean your kid's has some
lingo at school. That's a problem with their education system.
You let the word out there, girl, your ass thick? Thick? Girl,
your ass is thick. Okay, But what do you think
our day dad's thought when we came home in nineteen

(26:02):
ninety and said, Yo, that's fat. Yeah exactly. My dad
probably was like, what are you talking about? That's fat.
He's shaking his head, like, no, Dad, that means cool.
Or how about when Michael Jackson had bad, Yo, that's
bad and my Dad's like, oh, I'm sorry what No, No, Dad,
that's cool. Bad's cool. Ye See, I never talked to
my dad like if ever ever? Did I ever have

(26:25):
any conversation like this with my dad?

Speaker 3 (26:28):
Hey, Jojo, so I heard you're having trouble with this
AI I think, and I'll maybe maybe reach out to
your mom. I heard she's really really good at the
two letters that come after a. I you know what
I'm saying, think about it.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
I don't know what you're saying. I don't get no
I AI, I mean AI aren't together in the alphabet.
So A, okay, okay, oh I do get to know. Okay,
I got it.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
I got it.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
I figured it out. I know where he's going.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
I got it.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
I don't know how he's getting there. I got it. A.
The next letter after that is B I. The next
letter after that is J. I still don't know where
you're going bjk A B wow. He really it took

(27:21):
me a second. J. I got it. I swore, I
swore you talking about your mom having sex with him.
I swore he was going for anal. I don't know why.
I thought he was trying to get to anal, but
he got to That was that was. That was a
dig right now, and uh yeah, what that will shut
down than to the iHeart Radio app Searge w z

(27:45):
x L. You got that, bro, good for you. But
look we we get back. We'll just love track anything
thirty on any racket, roughing.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
Frash.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
There's some trash for you. I don't we didn't talk
about this story. So there was a teacher. Apparently it's
one of these teachers who was banging her students. But
she was doing gang bangs with the and she would
make the people, the students, yeah, yeah, wear the screen mask.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
Say that.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Man, of course you think it's fun. How old are
the kids? I think underage? So she's in jail. She's
in jail now they get I guess yesterday they told
her that she has no conjugal visits while she's sitting
in jail. Yes, if you're gonna go, man, you go
balls to the wall. Right. She's one of these rare
She's one of these rare teachers that isn't very hot.
She's definitely chunky, big boobs, but a little chunky. But yeah,

(28:58):
apparently she she would make him wear the screen mask.
Sounds like she should have been wearing the screen mask.
I gotta really do my research. Maybe she was the
one wearing the screen mask. Maybe students asked her because
she wasn't a looker to put the screen mask on.
Yeah that sucks, dude. You finally like get the throw
it to a teacher and it's the ugly teacher. But
it's that Yeah, you know, I mean, I get I

(29:21):
mean once again, she's like a maze landing five and
a half. Yeah, that's a tough that's a tough one. Yeah. Listen,
if the kids are of age, then I mean it's
all right. It's kind of funny with the screen mask on,
but they're not Quincy Joe. He I think he died, right,
He died last year, and now his house is up
for sale. His family's gonna do okay. Now, his daughters

(29:43):
were Shida for you know, her from the office from
Parks and Recreation, was in the office, the one that
Jim dated before him got Yeah. Yeah, yeah, she's hot
than Yeah. So her mom was a was your girl. No,
she was the blonde chick from the mod squad and

(30:03):
she was from Twin Peaks. I forget her name, but
uh yeah, Rashida Jones is super hot and super funny
and talented, and her dad was Quincy Jones. His house
is going up for sixty million bucks. Good for him, man, Yeah,
well he's dead. Yeah, I guess, I hope so, because
they're selling the house. I guess Rashida Rashida is gonna
see that money. Did you see your boy smoking Robinson?

(30:24):
I know you love smoking. I love smoking Robinson. Man
came out like five women came out saying that they
were sexually assaulted. Bob, come on, dude, to come on,
smoking already took you took Bill Cosby from me, You
took Diddy from me. Now you're gonna take Come on,
Spokey Robins. It was the tracks of his tears. Dude, dude, smoke,
he's got hits. Yeah. I was in uh, I want

(30:46):
to say ninth grade. My buddy maw's way. The motes
are still in les. Dude. My buddy got me tickets.
So it's me and my buddy. We're in like ninth
or tenth grade, and we're sitting at it's like a
TATAJ Mahal, and we're sitting at a table with an
older black couple because they just paired you up in
different tables. Those people are gotta be like, what are
these little super white kids. Yeah, they casinos used to

(31:06):
do that. It would be group seating. I saw Don
Rickles and Frank stallone that way. It belonged there. Yeah.
But dude, if anyone comes up to you and says
they don't like Motown, they're a serial killer. You got
a problem who doesn't like Motown music? You're smashing turtles
against the Wall one hundred. You're hanging cats from lamb shades.

(31:30):
The guy who helmed fifty Shades was the fifty Shades
of Gray movie that away, Fifty Shades of Gray. Yeah,
women love this until you actually were in bed with
them and you tried to suffocate them and gag them
and smack them. Well, they don't like that at all.
The books were huge, And do I remember me and
you went down to spring training in Clearwater and you

(31:51):
brought your wife and she was reading us the book. Well,
we had like a three hour drive and she was
reading excerpts from the book and you're like, whoa, Yeah,
I thought it was on and then you know, I
come out like an animal in bed. She's like, I
don't like that at all. Well, the guy who did
the movies, and I think the movies were they were
real crappy, which, dude, it's a home run for a movie.

(32:12):
James Foley, he's the director of all two is it
two films or three two two films? He's dead, did
a lot of Madonna videos before he got into movies. Remember, man,
we were making love my wife and I have to
read the book we love so I bring out a
samurai sword. Right, I'm like, let's go. She's like, what
is that for us? It was in the book, wasn't it.

(32:32):
I was supposed to slash in the back with the sword.
She's like, no, d I remember, I remember tying my
wife up right, tire up, I tire up to the bed,
and then I go downstairs watch football. Okay, So I
think the fix is in. I think you know, when
you got money, you can pay off people. The Diddy victims, right,

(32:55):
the puff Daddy victims are starting to fall off okay,
and not working with the pross secuters, and a lot
of people are thinking that he had money got to him.
Yeah that you know what it did to be quiet?
I get a nice ten million check. Okay, all right,
that's so victim number three apparently now is not cooperative

(33:15):
with the feds. Well remember Godfather too, where they bring
the old guy. He bring his brother in. His brother's
sitting there. He's like, and all of a sudden, you
forgot everything. He's like, that's not really what I said,
that's not really what I met. They're like, no, sir,
we have you on on record here. Yeah, and he
had that weird voice. Yeah, there you go. Some trash
for it for more information about contests on this station.

(33:38):
Good Mornings the XL Good Morning. You got ticket, Yeah, man,
we got Alice Cooper tickets and we got one hundred
dollars feet to spend it. Ocean pretty it's pretty badass.
You take that one hundred dollars, you put that hole,
you take that card, you put it on the black
on the roulette wheel, you make it into two hundred,
and then you put it on red, and then you
make that into four hundred. What was the guy's name?

(34:02):
It was the black guy for me, it was the
black guy from Ocean's eleven though, the one with George
Clooney and uh Cheadle, not the other guy who already met.
Bernie Mack is great, dude when he does that rant
and I don't know why you because you said on
put it on black, and he goes, why we gotta
call it blackjack? Why can't we call it white jack? Yeah?

(34:23):
When when you're accusing him of stealing, remember on, Matt
David goes in there. Yeah, rest in p Bernie mad
we want to do Smile. That's a great movie. I
don't know, man, I'm fascinated with casinos and movies about casinos. Yeah,
the original Ocean's eleven is really good too, with Sinatra
and Dean Martin and stuff. All right, man, you got

(34:44):
tickets one hundred bucks and tickets to Alice Cooper over
at Ocean. What do you do at Universal Supply? All right,
my man works at Universal Supply. You're just getting are you?

Speaker 3 (34:56):
Now?

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Do you work in the warehouse and you drive the
stuff from the warehouse?

Speaker 3 (35:00):
No, I'm in the office.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
Yeah. See, I hate that because, like I'll have a
contractor say hey, go run get this part. I'm like, bro,
you need to call the guy you talk to have
all the parts ready for me, and then I'll just
pay for it with my card because don't ask me
to go in there and pick out what you need. Dude,
I'm dealing. I'm dealing. I'm sure this guy deals with
it all the time. I'm dealing with that.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Now.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
I have a family friend, he's a family actually, who's
doing a contracting job and he calls me the morning up.
He's supposed to put a brand new storm door and
he goes, yo, can you throw me the measurements? And
I go, dude, you you were supposed to have all
this prepped out already. So here, I am measuring it.
It's a little off. Buys a door, the door doesn't

(35:41):
fit sure, And I go, dude, this isn't on me,
this is on I'm paying you a large sum of
money to get this done. I shouldn't be out here
the morning of getting you measurements. So you're like, it's
thirty eight and then it has two black lines after that. Well, no,
because I was under the impression he was framing the

(36:01):
whole door out. He was and he wasn't, which, by
the way, it's what heat. That's what he gave me
in the estimate, was to frame the door out and
so and so. Now now we have to order a
whole new door. And I'm like, like you, like, you've
pushed this back. Now it's already been a year. Is
he trying just to put a new door in the
door jam it's already there. Yeah, that's a tough one.
Man go hand in hand the whole door. Man, Like

(36:24):
he what problem is? I hired him when he was
not working, and so he gave you all the time
in the world. Then he got a job, and now
I'm the back burner. I'm a side job. Yeah, and
I'm like, but he didn't pay you side job money.
But now my contractor was seventy to get weird things
like go get the he calls it that. He's like,
a you're gonna need a Connuter valve. I'm like, I

(36:45):
do stupid things like that. Come on, man again, if
I'm the guy paying, yes, this is why I'm paying you,
so I don't have to go get a Connuter valve.
And I don't want to. I want the pressure on
me because you're right, the way you measured it wasn't
the way he was measuring. Yeah, exactly. And it's like, hey,
snakes happened. But dude, it's beenning here all right. Man,

(37:07):
you got one hundred Sorry, we're venting you a hundred bucks. Dude,
I'm sure you watch people come in your place on fire, right, yeah,
because everyone wants to get ready for the summer.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
Man.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
Or a woman walks in and you're like, oh, no,
a woman just walked in. I'm sure he doesn't say that. No, no,
of course he does not, no, not at all. All right,
hundred bucks, one hundred bucks and Asian. You're like, oh
my god, it's an Asian woman. I'm gonna have no
idea what she wanted. She definitely didn't drive a hundred
bucks and tickets for Alice Cooper. Are yours all right?

(37:43):
Your point seven ZIXL South George's rock station CXL Morning Show.
You know, maybe I should have voted for Joe Biden
or he ain't even run Diddy? Who ran Kamala Harris Kamala?
I should have voted for Kamala? Could you? I'm starting?
You know, my mom always told me that to if

(38:04):
you want to buy plants and flowers and all that stuff,
you wait till Mother's Day weekend because before that usually
you can get a freeze or something like that and
stuff can die. So you know, I I love man
throwing out flowers on the deck the front porch, right like.
I like doing it up. I hate colors. I like
everything has to be green. I don't like color flowers really. Yeah,

(38:26):
I like them, and I want them to come back
every year. I want to know exactly what is going
to be. So you want annuals or is that perennials?
I want pine trees every court of my house. Yeah. So,
so I like throwing flowers out, man, I I and
so usually I take one weekend out of the year.
It's usually Mother's Day weekend, and I'll go, you know,

(38:48):
put side a couple of hundred bucks and and get
you know flowers, you know, flats of flowers, hanging baskets,
that kind of thing. Dude, I went to go buy
some hibiscus plants. I don't I don't understand what's going
on with the economy. They're double the price, so are
their tariffs on hibiscus plants. We shouldn't even have hit

(39:11):
that yet. Like the whole tear thing really hasn't even
kicked in, Like this comes from like a local nursery.
So what I don't understand. And this was the COVID
thing too, when like all of a sudden you couldn't
buy stuff anymore and it made zero sense, Like why
are my hanging baskets that used to be, I don't know,
twelve dollars they're now twenty two dollars. Yeah, what what

(39:31):
made that happen? You're talking about one hundred percent increase?
So I, you know, I know exactly how many plants
to do the front porch, and I'm I'm counting up
in my head and I'm like, with the prices they have,
I was like, just my front porch is gonna be
a two hundred dollar porch.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Yeah, And I'm like, and these are things that are
gonna last through the summer and then die. Like my
mom hates my wife, Like they hate each other, but
for some reason, your life really No, my wife jokes
about it, but I don't know. They're just listen, they're
not loving mother and daughter and everything else, you know whatever.
But uh so, my my mom calls up my wife.
They're going flower shop and like tomorrow, and I said,

(40:11):
just when you're there, just pay for my mom's plants
and that'll be like her gift or whatever for Mother's Day. Yeah,
but I can't imagine what it costs. Listen, years ago
she would come home with like one hundred dollars worth
of stuff. I'm like, that's a lot now. Like I
don't plant stuff in the in the gardens, Like gardens
are all mulched out and there's bushes and everything like that.
But I like to have the potted plants on the porch.

(40:31):
But I gotta do the deck. The deck's guy, dude,
I'm looking at probably I'm not kidding you. Just for
flowers with the prices they are right now, I'm looking
at probably dropping like I don't know, four hundred bucks.
And it used to be fun for about sixty seventy
dollars million had me came home with a trunk full
of stuff and it was like, look what a god
For seventy dollars. I brought two hibiscus plants yesterday and

(40:52):
it was like fifty five dollars. And I'm like, and
once again, these things are gonna die. Yeah, I'm only
getting a certain amount of time out of home. How
do we grow them ourselves? How hard can this thing be?
But like, okay, I want to I want someone to
explain to me. Look, it's not tariffs. I know that
I was joking, right, I know it's and I know
it's not the present. But I want someone who explained

(41:13):
me why why in a one year flowers went from
this price to this price. They'll never tell you, and
I've gotten those with two companies. First of all, my
car insurance and everything else went up. Why we know what? Honestly, sir,
we can't tell you why.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
We just know what.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
Now. I guess if you want to throw the material
thing out there in case I do get in an accident, Okay,
I kind of get you there, But my electric bills
through the roof, and no one can explain to me
why I get charged a carrier fee to carry electricity
to my house and back. Dude, it's it's because they
can and they will, and it's never gonna go back down.
You walk into a restaurant, now you know you're paying

(41:52):
a ton more. It's when all this kind of settles down.
If it does, we are never going to go back
to where you can get a burger for eight ninety nine. Again,
it's not gonna happen. Everyone's using eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs.
Eggs are expensive. But then there was an answer to
that because there's a huge avian flu that happened with
with with with chickens. Okay, I understand that. So it's

(42:15):
it's it's demand and the jails aren't there. I get it.
So you raise the prices. But like potato chips, right,
Like I think the potato chips that I got are
like great value. They're Walmart potato chips. It's like a
dollar nineteen a bag, right, That's why I get them.
I think they're up to like two seventy five now,
So you're now over double the price, Like why beer

(42:38):
by beer? Right? You go by ba. You know what
a thirty pack is now? It's thirty bucks, yes, dollar,
that's a dollar a beer. I was like, what twenty
two dollars before twenty four when I first started drinking it.
Ten bucks you can get You can get a thirty
pack of Red Dog for like ten ninety nine. I
don't mind throwing a twenty down, but even the cheap
beer is twenty five dollars for a thirty pack. As

(43:01):
long as people keep spending the money, man, they're gonna
keep doing it. Dude, I don't know how. I'm not
gonna not buy plants for Mother's Day, are you. I'll
be honest, man, I don't know how young families do it,
Like I like it just coming up and I'm watching
my oldest you know, she's out living on her own
and dude, it's it's it's tough, dude. I'm watching what
she pays in rent. Yeah, like, and I'm like, I'm like,

(43:21):
it's nuts, Like she should be paying half that what
she's paying in rent. And what changed with the plants?
I don't know. It's the same ground. It's a seed
it's a seed that grows up from the ground. Like,
what a gas. You're gonna give me the gas? Okay
you want to say that there's gases higher even though
it's not. But okay, up, keep on a vehicle. I
get it, but you're gonna go up. I'm talking like

(43:41):
some of these potted plants I want to buy had
doubled in progress. It's significant. It's not even like went
up a dollar or two to compensate for the gas
and everything else. Yeah, man, it's nuts, dude, Like, you
know what, maybe we won't do anything this year. And
that's a shame because like you could you could go
for like a Mother's day or buy like a bunch
of plants and get and you feel like do you
feel like you value in anything anywhere where you're like, wow,

(44:02):
I really got over on them. No, man, you can
just go to let them right. You know, it's bad
when you walk into a dollar tree that's a dollar trie.
Do you know it's not nothing's a dollar anymore. It's
a dollar twenty five. And they also have aisles that
are now five and ten dollars. That's it. Yeah, so
you didn't have plants there by chances. You know what, yes,
bake plans. I'm gonna start just buying fake ones. Look

(44:24):
we get back. What do you think called you think
you have?

Speaker 3 (44:34):
You think you've got it bad?

Speaker 1 (44:37):
All right. Australia that's where we're gonna go. They have
a new type of competitive racing. So the new racing
it takes place at at like a hockey like a
hockey rink. Okay, but it's not hockey. It's drone racing cars.

(45:00):
I kind of like the the Star Wars prequel, remember
the Phantom Menace. Oh god, yeah, but you're not in it.
There were drones. Yeah, so uh that's that's gonna be
a thing, dude. I could see kids getting into that.
But I guess you got to go around the poles,
right or wherever you're trying to. So it looks like
they have those those flags, you know those flags that
like you'll see like at a grand opening. Yeah, they'll

(45:22):
have those out and they gotta go through and around
those flags. She could. Yeah, yeah, it's our cars. So
drone racing has taken over Australia. I don't think it's
made it to the States quite yet. It will sure
know what somebody tried to get me to do frisbee golf.

(45:43):
I don't want to play frisbee golf. I just I'll
just play regular golf. I thought that was a that's
a reason. That's a way to play golf. When you're
around buildings, you don't want to bust the buildings. Yeah,
it's college colleges, like kids were out there. I dude,
I'll be honest. Never was a good frisbee thrower. Man.
I always threw it on an angle I could. I
was always jealous. Okay, two things I was jealous of.

(46:05):
People love frisbee throwing. Right. When you see somebody who
can really throw a good frisbee, that was never a
good yo. YOA. Yeah. If I'm on the beach and
I'm watching two guys play frisbee and just you know,
with their shirts off, I'm watching that thing, whole thing
go down. Yeah, and when you see somebody who can
really do it. And dude, one time somebody brought a
boomerang to the beach, get out of here. I couldn't

(46:27):
figure that thing out at all. That looks awesomely safe
hit somebody in the head. Can you imagine owning an
enormous mega mansion that included a custom built air Jordan
sneaker gallery worth an estimated five hundred thousand dollars. Throw
in a full sized basketball court, a golf course, a
two resort style pool, and a history of hosting NBA stars,
And you're talking about a home that not only exists,

(46:48):
but now it's hit the market for forty million dollars.
Located in Arizona, the huge estate has seven bedrooms and
no less than eighteen backs bathrooms, built from the ground
up by a guy named Brett Hart, a longtime sports
officionado and founder of US apparel brand Attitude is Free.

(47:09):
Eight list athletes like the late Kobe Bryant, Chris Paul,
and Damian Lillard have all visited the property. Yeah, it's
not that's not bad. I don't I don't get there.
Jordan's stuff I don't like. Like my kid loves High Times, Yeah,
I don't don't like High Times. I never I never
got into the Jordan thing. Sounds like this guy built

(47:30):
a really nice sneaker room. So if you're a guy
looking for a house, that's something you're attracting. But dude,
you know how people say, don't put a pool in
because like there's only a certain amount of u of
buyers that would like a pool. You got one. Okay,
so you have a five hundred thousand dollars sneaker room.
You're really you're really gonna have a problem finding a buyer. Yeah,
because if you don't have the sneakers of stocket, then

(47:50):
it's like you and I, like I've got I don't know,
maybe like five or six pairs of shoots. The same
thing that it came it like maybe like ten years ago,
twenty years ago, it became a thing to put a
wine cellar in your house. Dude. Once that's another thing
that like, Okay, when you go to sell your house,
maybe that person wants to do something else with the basement,
and now you've made it into a wine cellar. Maybe

(48:10):
they don't drink wine. Yeah. I always wanted to build
a nice Uh. I'm glad I didn't because the size
of her closet now it's an absolute disaster. But I
always wanted to build up my wife a nice walking
where there was like a bench in the middle. And
then Mariah Carey on Cribs had like a it was
like a night I was gonna put our wedding dress
like on a mannequin in the middle and all the stuff.
And now I look at the closet my wife keeps
and I'm like, I'm glad I didn't do that, but

(48:31):
it just becomes a mess. Yeah, it would have been
an app Oh god, yeah, never, I'll get you. Saw
the picture yesterday? Was I lying. There's a lot of pillows.
I tell you everything. Everything in our house that has
an area to have something on top of has something
on top of it.

Speaker 5 (48:46):
I'm getting tired of it, man, But I'll be honest
with you, like, like, my yeah, my bedroom's not that
much much better, but my wife did go through a
big bedroom clean up last week though.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Yeah, uh all right. Star Wars creator George Lucas has
ended a decade long mystery by finally sharing the story
behind one iconic character's very distinctive way of talking. We're
talking about Yoda, the eighty year old. He's eighty, George Lucas.
He spoke at the forty fifth anniversary screening Empire Strikes Back.

(49:18):
He said, because if you speak regular English. Talking about
Yoda and asking why he talks backwards, he said, if
you speak regular English and people right, he said, people
won't listen that much, he said. If he had an accent,
it was really hard to understand what he's saying. They
focus on that he was a philosopher of the movie.

(49:39):
So I needed people to pay attention to what he said.
So him talking backwards was a way for people to
pay attention to Yoda. He's right, because you don't even
have to do the voice. You could just talk the
way he talks, Like if I said coffee, I will
go get I will. It's like I know that Yoda,
but I'm not even changing my voice to sound like, yeah,
you're talking like Yoda. Yeah, there you go. Those people

(50:00):
they have a bad you not so much. Oh means
something different to everyone. But with Rocket Mortgage On lunch
point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock stations ZXL Morning Show,
I haven't I haven't seen this in a long time.
I haven't had to do this in a while. Your
penis no, no, I've seen my peek. Come on, man,

(50:22):
have you ever gotten big enough where you look down
and you can't say it? I've gotten thinning up where
I've seen more of it. Yeah, I can always see
my penis. Like, that's the one N think about now,
losing weight. It does make it look bigger, right, sure,
Remember I lost weight, goes back in like a year
or so. My wife's like, wow, it's like it's like
banging someone different. I'm like, that's weird. Is that good
or bad?

Speaker 3 (50:41):
Oh? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (50:42):
You know? Like now I feel like the pool boy
for sure. Like my my wife will grab me and
be like, oh you feel smaller? Yeah yeah, yeah, well
you looked up better. Know. I'm trying. I'm trying. No
some good gas. Yesterday, I see like a young lady
pull up and we've all done this and it sucks
to be in this situation. But she gets gassed and
she goes to pull away. She hands the guy two dollars.

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How much gas could you put in your car for nowadays?
Now back in the day, you everyone could throw in
like two or three dollars. You could get out almost
a full tank of gas. Or you could get back
and forth from work for like two or three dollars.
Maybe I on Earth could you get for two dollars
worth of gas? A couple of years ago, I think
it was during COVID, I was up your way, Washington Township.

(51:25):
I forgot my wallet at home. Dude, I'm running out
of gas. I have to scrounge the change I have
in the car. I think I gave the guy like
a buck fifty just to put in the car. Yeah,
because if not, dude, I think I even contemplated calling you,
Like I was by your house and I'm like, dude,
I might need the bar of five bus now. And

(51:48):
uh this woman looked like she probably didn't leave her
purse or her wallet at home. Was tried to get
two dollars worth a game? How about that? Well, my
wife makes so much fun of me because I don't
fill the tank up. I only put twenty in at
a time, and it's that weight trash in me. Yeah, like, yeah,
just fill you know, but I dude to say fill
it up. That's a rich person's game in my head.

(52:09):
I know, it's not put in my head growing up,
you didn't you get you did what you did. First
of all, growing up, five bucks is what I put in.
It was five bucks at a time. Yeah, right here
you go. At least it got you almost a half
a tank. Though. Uh so my car, you know, it's
just a little Kia. My car. Fifteen bucks right now,

(52:29):
it gets me a half a tank. Geez, that's not terrible.
It's not terrible, dude, It's not terrible. It's like two
hundred and like fifty miles. So I'm like, all right,
so I'll do fifteen at a time. And my wife
makes so much fun of me. Yeah, I'm not falling
this lady for you know, she only had two dollars.
But I can't imagine at that point where it's not
even down the road, it's not even a gallon, and

(52:50):
I feel like, I fill in, I fill my truck up,
and yeah, it killed. I don't even know how you
used five dollars to fill my truck up. I have
to look at that. But I do fill up whenever
I pulled on a gas station. I remember when I
got I'm going to use it. When I got older,
my parents got a Sonoco car and that was a
game changer because it was like, oh, because then you
could just tell the guy to fill it up. Yeah. Yeah,

(53:11):
you don't see it. You don't have to look at it.
So Mom screams at you when she gets the bill
at the end of the month. Huh yeah, yeah, I
thought yesterday, dude, there's still that white trash in me
that like, yeah, put ten bucks in Yeah, but you
got it. You're gonna go anyway until that one time
you get a car accident you're like, damn, I just
wanted the whole tank of gas. But that's then my

(53:32):
wife's right, she's like just filling out, just fill up
the tank and less stopping, less going around finding it.
Like the other day she her, you know, getting her car.
Of course has no gas, right, so I was like,
oh babe, I'll go get your gas.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
I put twenty bucks in. I had to fill it up,
just filling up. Yeah, I put twenty bucks in. Well,
it's nice my wife, you know, with her situate, with
her her work. You know, they get her a car,
the pair insurance, but she does have a gas car,
and they know they take money out of her check
a little bit here and there. But yeah, like to
fill up per car, it's like, just fill it up.
You know, it's a it's a company car, which is nice.
I so I had a company gas card and I

(54:12):
worked for a company. They switched owners and the new
owners took all the company gas cards away. That sucks man,
except mine. Oh so I got away with it for
like another six to eight months before they shut it
off yep, So dude, I don't know whatever. The accountant

(54:32):
didn't figure it out or didn't know that it was missing.
But you do miss that when you go from having
a company gas card to not dude. I remember, man,
same company paid for my cell phone bill. So for
the first my adult life up until like twenty seven,
I didn't I didn't have to pay for a cell phone.
Two things. If a company picks up, you feel like
you're getting one over on them gas card and a

(54:53):
self phone, and dude, nice not to have that bill.
New company comes in, I now have to pay for
my cell phone. I'm like the you have to pay
for this this? Hey, everybody, thanks for calling so they
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where you smiling Let's smile. Keep on smiling.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
I'm smiling dropping out, man, I.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
Know you guys are all my love. Put me guys
on my way and work. She's like, oh yeah, warming
up ship and I'm like, I'm about here.

Speaker 3 (55:54):
We're rocking.

Speaker 4 (55:54):
Hey, thank you?

Speaker 1 (55:55):
You shot the fact. How you doing? Yeah? Keep me laughing.

Speaker 3 (55:59):
Then you guys are great. Morning guys, Hilario.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
Let's say, oh god, is it my radio or it's
are you only broadcasting? And mana, I get him the
hell out of here when you roll out. This is
the reading in DJ, like, if you're on it, I
would listened to.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
Getting up in the morning doesn't suck ANYMOREY.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
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