MONDAY 1-06-25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
In a world of dull, mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management.
One show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand about all the rest. And

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this show, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Man?

Speaker 4 (00:28):
What's happening?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Gold to be back?

Speaker 4 (00:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Man? Woof it was. It was zone on the ground.
It's cold, but we're back. It was too much I made.

Speaker 5 (00:38):
I made the mistake of taken the days that I
had left in the calendar year. And I'm like, you
know what, let me let me just build it these
in and get like a whole two weeks off.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
So in our world line in the radio world, they
call it like a dead it's like a dead week.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Yeah, and no disrespect to you out there working.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
The boy guys out there in the.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Snow, working like it's a dead week. Just take it off.
So we normally take it off.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
But for some reason, the way it laid out, we
just got way more days off.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
And then I decided to go on vacation.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
I'll never do it again, dude. We left Christmas night
to go on vacation and it's been NonStop. No three
people on our trip just vomited. Oh Jesus, it's honestly
the vacation to vomit.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
My wife she woke up in the middle of the
night one night, just started projectile vomiting. Then my son,
he tried to keep up with me and my father
in law drinking.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
He threw up on himself and and our car on
the way home us.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
This yeah, right, all this right after Christmas and then relax,
and then we get home, and then we have to
go get we literally dried twelve hours, get home.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
And then have to go right to the Mummers.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
And my little guy he starts projectile vomiting and he
can't He's the guy in the Mummers. He can't go
to the mumm So now I'm sitting in a hotel
watching the Mummers from my hotel window. Yeah. I had
about two weeks.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
I mean, I didn't do much of anything. I'm all done.
I mean honest, I was kind of bored.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
Like my wife will let me take down the Christmas decorations,
Like all I want to do is get my house
back in order. Yeah, and she's like, no, no, no, you
gotta wait, little Christmas.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
And I know what is little little Christmas.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
What is that?

Speaker 2 (02:20):
What is little Christmas?

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Again? I don't know, dude. It's an Italian gifts coming.
So I gotta wait till this weekend. That's when I
can take down my decoration. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:29):
We had a family party on the Saturday after Christmas,
and Sunday morn at six o'clock, man train sets coming down.
The Christmas village is down. I've got my wife. My
wife goes down for the day with her mom. I've
got all the ornaments off of all the trees piled
up in front of the TV's. I was like, you
got to get Now, you put it away. I've done
all the muscle work. The trees are packed up in
the shed. You do that, dude.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
We did a Christmas eat party and once again, drinks
are flowing.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Everyone's feeling good.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
Now here's what you don't think about. Everyone's on osa
every day. Anybody if you see anyone losing weights at
one hundred percent right, Yeah, So my wife's her cousin
was that she's lost like seventy five pounds. Looks great, beautiful,
very successful. She downs two bottles. Along her and her

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husband get into a fight. Her husband left, left her
at my house.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
This is Christmas Eve.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Christmas Eve. Wow.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
He left her and drove home, and she lost seventy
five pounds and he left her. Come on, he he
he had enough.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
And dude, she was fighting with everybody, anyone who would
look in her direction.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
She was starting to fight with.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
Everybody except Christmas. It's Monday.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
We're back. It's good to be back.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
I don't I believe not everybody is back when it
comes to what we're giving away department today, So there.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Will be no z XL works generally.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
The snow has stopped any giveaways.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Ka all right, So we're just back. It's no day,
no day when it comes to giveaways.

Speaker 5 (04:02):
A nunch point seven the Excelsuth Jerseys Rock Station ZXL
Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
Fine, I can go alrite it and we'll do it
a lot, and things sucks.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
I'm scotty. Good morning.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Here's some news if I would use on a chili
Monday morning. President Biden yesterday signed legislation expanding social security
benefits for millions of retired Americans, including firefighters, police officers,
and teachers. The quote was flamingos. He said Americans who
have worked hard all their life to make an honest

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living should be able to retire with economic security and dignity.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
He's been a lot of fun.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Man.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
It's like when you don't leaving you on the way out,
you just do whatever you want to do.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
A New Jersey offshore wind project is seeking a second delay,
saying it still can't find someone to build crucial equipment
for the turbines in the last batch of turbulence striking
the industry. Leading Light Wind, Yeah, I guess that's what
it's called. Leading White Wind had already received one pause
on its projects from the New Jersey Board of Public Utilities,

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with knowledge of the difficult the difficulty of the project
has had in finding a manufacturer for the blades that
would spin to generate the electricity.

Speaker 5 (05:20):
Again, if you told me my energy would go down
because of these things, I might consider it, But I
also don't want to look at them on the beach.
If Murphy gets bounced out, which she's gone anyway, I.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Wonder if that stops.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
I'd like for all this just to stop, because it's like,
I don't know, they figure out they can't fund the project,
and now the project's back.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
It's like it never just goes away. Just don't do them.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
Nearly half of US states are set to raise minimum
wage at the outset of twenty twenty five, boosting pay
for millions of workers, stretching from California to Maine, and
all twenty one states will raise their wage floors from
January first, which was what just a couple of days ago,
keeping with inflation, itu justed increases or as part of

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scheduled hikes that take effect beginning of each calendar year.
The pay increases will effect about nine point two million workers,
who will gain a combined five point seven billion dollars
over twenty twenty five.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
It looks like workers in most states will go.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
To sixteen dollars and sixty six cents. That's minimum wage.
Now sixty dollars minimum wage. I'll think you and I
are at minimum wage. Alaska, Arizona, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Illinois, Maine, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska,
New Jersey, New York, Ohio, Rhode Island, South Dakota, Vermont, Virginia,
and Washington will add on to the sixteen dollars and

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sixty six cents per hour. That's sixteen dollars times forty
hours a week equal, dude, that's a that's a nice
listings forty times, fifty two weeks, thirty three thousand, Now,
uncle Sam, oh, should you bring back eleven grand? You
bring home if you make them minimal wage?

Speaker 2 (06:57):
That's news.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
What about sports Eagles the Giants twenty to thirteen?

Speaker 2 (07:02):
What were giants doing? Dude?

Speaker 4 (07:04):
Dude, dude, your giants tried to win the game. What
were they doing?

Speaker 2 (07:07):
They have to know unless this coach knows he's coming back,
you blow that game. There's no reason to win.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
Like the guy's calling a fake punt, like no punt
the ball away. Well, the best is the Patriots, so
they decided to win the game. They promptly fired their
coach because they lost the first draft pick and they
fell to the fourth draft pick.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Yeah, because the owner says, hey, you know what you
need to do right, Yeah, yeah, I know what I
need to do now.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
Not win the game. You need to blow this. You
need to blow this game, man, six or suns.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
That's gonna be tomorrow. There you go. That's news.

Speaker 5 (07:38):
That's Hey, snow early high up to thirty one. Chance
snow tonight, snow yeah, chance to snow tonight. More snow
tonight chance up overnight low of nineteen tomorrow for your
Tuesday sunny h had thirty five.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
It's twenty six outside right now. One hundred point sevens
EXL South Jerseys Rock stations ZXL Morning Show, one hundred
point seven ZXL South Jersey's rock station ZXL More Show.
It was kind of my fault.

Speaker 5 (08:01):
I'm watching sickness just flow through my entire house over
the holidays.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Yeahs too.

Speaker 5 (08:07):
So uh so the weekend before Christmas. I don't tell
my wife this. I'm holding this secret because I don't
want to tell her. So before Christmas, before Christmas, two
weeks ago, yeah, my buddy said, hey, listen, man, he
wanted to come over watch some football, and he would
he did the right thing. He said, just the heads up.
This last week, man, everyone in my house has been sick.
They had to flu, they have aids, but but we

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fell fine. Now, he said eighth, I said, come over.
There's something for that. I see it on TV all
the time. So he said, listen, I just want to
give your heads up. I says, listen, I appreciate that.
But everyone's been healthy for like the last day or two.
Everyone still feels fine. So he comes over and his
boy comes over. He's playing with my kid. I don't
think anything of it. So here it happens.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
It's now the Monday before I guess Monday, right before
Christmas Eve.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
Okay, your kid already had Your kid was like puking before.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, no, this is his kids. His
family was all there.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
But before we went on vacation, your kid was puking
him yes, yeah, And that's where it came from.

Speaker 5 (09:07):
Was whatever this guy had his family, he told me to.
His wife ended up in the hospital. My god, I
don't know. It's football man's come over. Everybody's okay. I
don't think anything of it. So I'm watching my one kid.
Now he gets it like two days before Christmas. Then
we get through Christmas. Now my other kid gets a
day after Christmas. Then my wife gets it. Now her
mom gets it. Like I'm watching.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
I didn't know it.

Speaker 5 (09:26):
I didn't get it surprisingly and this it's got to
kill my wife because she's so much more healthier.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
Than I am. Your kid get a double dose of puking.

Speaker 5 (09:34):
No, it was the one kid. My youngest got it,
and the other kid got it after that.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Before we went on vacation.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
Your kid puked everywhere, and you talked about it, yes,
and you had to clean it all up.

Speaker 5 (09:46):
That was the That was the Monday, the Monday we
were on on Monday, and then Christmas Eve.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
So he got it. Ok.

Speaker 5 (09:53):
So he started it Monday, right before Christmas. Yeah, and
then I'm watching it just go through the entire house. Again,
I didn't get it, man, so probably I'm watching to
go through it.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
Like my wife got it on vacation. Uh, my little
guy got it. He couldn't even do the mummers. He's
like a mummer and and like he dude project and
when I say projectile, like Exorcist type of vomiting. And
we're in a hotel to the point where he wrecked
the furniture so bad we thought we were gonna have
to pay for the furniture. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:23):
See, that's the only problem with the bunk beds that
my kids have is that the.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
One the one he boy like and and but that
was always the problem in different strokes, was that the
older kid had the bottom, and and who's the who
is the Arnold was on top, Willis was on bottom,
and and Arnold used to pee the bed. That's right.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
You don't want to coming down, just like the bottom.

Speaker 4 (10:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:51):
Yeah, some watching even her mom's getting him like this
is just miserable. The kid throws up against the wall,
it comes down. My wife's trying to pack it up.

Speaker 6 (10:58):
Now.

Speaker 5 (10:58):
I'm trying to be the good husband and I want
to be involved, but I also don't want to get
it because I had, like busy. I was a busy week.
There's things I had to get done. I'm like, I
got a wedding I got to do. I was like,
I just can't afford to get sick, so I'm trying
to do the best I can. But time she got
sick of it.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
Man, the last two days of our vacation, because we
went on vacation right after Christmas, literally Christmas night, and
my wife was out and I thought she was hung
over at first because we had gone out, but I
was like, she didn't drink all that much and no, man,
she just was out for the count, like out what
I say, out, like not.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
Moving out of the bed.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:32):
And I like when I get what I'm out and
my wife can take care of me. I don't like
when I have to take care of her because I
just don't like to do it. Like when she's out
of commission. It's like the house is a whole different end.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
We're in a hotel in Center City, Philadelphia for the Mummers,
and my little guy just starts projectile vomitsh everywhere, right,
he can't stop it. Man.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
And I told my.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
Wife, and I was very honest with her. I go,
I can't do anything about this. Yeah, could you get sick?

Speaker 2 (12:03):
I go, I'm gonna throw up. I go, I'm gonna
throw up. I go, I go, I'm gonna dude.

Speaker 4 (12:07):
It was selfish as that, dude. It was black. It
was discussed. I'm like, I'm like, I can't. Like she
was in the midst of it because I'd fallen asleep
on the couch he was sleeping. He did fall asleep
in bed with her. They were watching a movie. And
and I'm like, I can't, Like, I can't. I I
I I'll do anything you want, I'll run a marathon,

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but I cannot clean this up.

Speaker 5 (12:30):
This is why, guys, is what we know. We take
care of the lawn. That's what we do when it
comes to to throw up that you have to deal
with all that.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
Dude, And.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
Thank god, it was like a like a condo hotel.
So we had laundry so you could yeah. Yeah, like dude,
we had a we had to wash every I didn't
wash everything twice.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
Yeah, that's how bad it was.

Speaker 5 (12:51):
Pile bigger than me. I just blankets. She's like, the
laundrom smells like like throw up. I was like, yes, yeah,
because it's everywhere.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
And thank god, it was like an old enough building
we were staying in where they still had windows you
could open. Yeah, dude, And all I hear is the
stupid Mummers music as they're going down the streets. I'm
trying to air out the motel room.

Speaker 5 (13:12):
Like my one kid, he's like he's in the sink,
thrown up. She's like, you're two feet away from the toilet.
Just go to the toilet, throw up in the toilet.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
And that was my wife. I could hear, and she's like,
just go to the bathroom. And he wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
He wouldn't, He wouldn't, and he knew he was gonna
throw up. Any dude.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
He just throws up all over the wall, all over
the bed, and I'm like, just just why didn't you
go to the bathroom. I didn't get it yet. Knock
on wood. Yeah, like I feel a little like a
little sick.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
I know there's a lot.

Speaker 4 (13:39):
Going around, dude, I'm seeing a lot of people in masks.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
It, yeah, that's I.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
Think they think they're not going to get stick from that.
I don't know. I don't get that. And I'm like,
I don't get that at all. Like what do you
feel like the do you think the masks go do anything? No,
it's not. Look we were backman, Well I got some
rock Joe Joe and Scottie rock news.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
There's some rock news for you.

Speaker 4 (14:04):
Dude. Why why are they even doing this all right?
Do you remember a couple of months ago this was
a big thing of twenty twenty four.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (14:11):
Perry Farrell of Jane's Addiction got into a fight with
Dave Navarro on stage.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
You're old men, you're old man, you're your old try
you're old. Dave Navarro was like what are you doing?

Speaker 4 (14:22):
Like he's trying to dispy him. He's like, stop, man,
like to stop. You ever watched two old guys trying
fis fight?

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Oh dude, dude, it's it's one of my favorite youtubes.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
Man. I go on YouTube and like, old drunk guys
fighting are the best because they both can't fight and
they usually just fall down.

Speaker 5 (14:37):
It's not like it used to be, like you used
to have that right hook would kill somebody.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
So now the members of Jane's Addiction without Perry Farrell
because he apparently is not welcomed in the band anymore
after that outbreak or outburst. So Dave Navarro, Eric Avery,
and Stephen Perkins are making new music without Perry. But

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here's the problem. Jean's Addiction is Perry Farram, Right, He's
the guy.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
He's like the voice of the band.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
Look, I love Dave Navarro, right, and the other guys
are cool too, but like, you're not Jean's addiction.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
If you don't have Perry in the band.

Speaker 5 (15:15):
Like Aerosmith, Hey, we're gonna do an album. Don't call
Steven Well So okay.

Speaker 4 (15:20):
So I'm glad you brought that up. So Stephen Tyler,
I guess, fell off the wagon like maybe fifteen years ago,
and the band got pissed at him. He went and
did American Idol, just say like few to you guys,
Like I can do stuff without you guys. So he
was a judge on American Idol. It was him and

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I think Jennifer Lopez and who's that lonal Ritchie, Paul
abdol No, who's the girl that party be stole everything
from Nicki Minaja Nickimina Hoole. Right, So it was it
was like Stephen Perry, Jennifer Lopez and Nicki Mina and
the guys in Aerosmith are like, fine, we'll go out

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and find a new lead singer, but you're not. It's
you're not gonna find a new lead singer, not with
a guy like that, like like the like the band
is is Stephen Tyler Santana, you know Santana, right, the guitarist, right,
Carlos Santana. He's postponed his upcoming Las Vegas residency after

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he fell at his house in Hawaii.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
So set your old. Yeah, when you fall, though, it's embarrassing.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
I get embarrassed when eye fall. But when you get old, man,
that's the that's starting to circle to drain when you
start a fall.

Speaker 5 (16:37):
And he could probably still play mean guitar. I'm sure
his fingers don't work, you know, but he.

Speaker 4 (16:41):
Wrote in the fall he broke his little finger, so
he can't play the guitar. But dude, my mom's neighbor
told me that who's older than my mom. She was like,
because my mom was falling a lot, and she goes, uh, yeah,
once she starts falling, you know.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
It's the end. And I was like, you know what,
that's pretty dark. He falls a lot. Bruce Willis. Every
time I see a picture.

Speaker 5 (17:05):
Online of Bruce Willis, he's got marks and cuts on
his face and they say, like he fell.

Speaker 4 (17:09):
He's got the same thing as my mom. Man, he's
got that.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
Dude, Yeah, you don't you don't know to put your hands.
It seems like he's falling and just hitting his face
on the ground. Dude that they like, my mom will
fall and like hit her hand.

Speaker 4 (17:24):
So Pruce Willis, he's after him. Ricky Rocket from Poison
he said that back in the day. One of their albums,
Open Up and Say Ah, Okay.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
So the album is called Open Up and Say Mad
And I had the cassette.

Speaker 4 (17:45):
Yeah, it was not allowed to be sold in Walmart
because Walmart said they.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Did not appreciate the title. Really that one, that one
they said Walmart rejected it.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
Uh. So Wally meaning Sam Walton, the guy who owns Walmart,
he was alive at the time, and said, uh he
said it was represented a dynamic figure and he didn't
want it. Meaning the album cover. I guess the album
cover had a demonic figure. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
I think it was like a red devil outline or something.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
Yeah, I get what.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Are you doing?

Speaker 4 (18:18):
Man?

Speaker 2 (18:18):
So yeah, while you could sell two Live Crew with
meisso horny?

Speaker 4 (18:22):
No that remember that, I believe I believe the man. Yeah,
that was the one that put the the thing, the
parental thing on the on the CD. George did.

Speaker 5 (18:33):
Yeah, but every now those guys walking in the court.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
It was Al Gore's white Tipper.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
Gore, who like, uh, she was the one kind of
heading that. But all the rappers say it made them
cooler because kids wanted to buy it because it had
a sticker on it saying that it was dangerous.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Of course, that's the one you want to watch, man,
that's what you.

Speaker 4 (18:53):
Want to listen to.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
So there you go.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
I want to show next point seven the l saut
Jersey's Rock station bad parenting again. I'm only chalking up
his bad parenting. All right, So we have four kids,
so our fourth kid in line, we're just kind of done. Yeah,
he does what he wants, man.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Yeah, rules the other day.

Speaker 4 (19:20):
Was smoking cigarettes that right, he's twelve, right, like you
got to learn sometime. So we uh so we go
on vacation the day. I'll never do it again, dude, never,
I'll never ever do it again.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Too much.

Speaker 4 (19:36):
We throw a big Christmas Eve party. We do seven fishes, right,
thirty forty people. Then we went and traveled twelve hours
by car to Georgia. That's Christmas night, right, that's Christmas
night thirty. I'm sure you didn't drink at all Christmas Eve, Like,
you're not hungover at all, dude. It was it was,
it was. It was bad. It was bad, right like

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it And and I ended up taking a nap the
dry like I was gonna do the first shift. And
then my father in law he was like, I'll do
the first shift. And I'm like, okay, well I just
took a nap to do the first shift. So now
by the time he hands me the keys, I've been
up now like six seven hours. So it's it's just bad.
A lot of traveling. We get back, we're not even

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back a couple of hours. Now we have to do
the mummers up and filling car. Did you use everybody
went the same car? You're taking shifts We ran it.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
Like a like a yukon a big suv.

Speaker 4 (20:31):
It's the third seed.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
It was very comfortable. I got to give props to uh.
The the jeep.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
It was a jeep wagon ear. We did one of
those things where we put the uh and I was
very questionable on this, the the thing on.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Top of the roof.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
Oh you put the luggage on there? Yeah, And I
was like, I was like, very questionable about that because
as a kid, I was like that stuff's gonna fly off.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Well, that's what vacation showed us, remember, yeah, everywhere. But
it was fine. It was fine, it was good. So
so we get home.

Speaker 4 (21:11):
I guess Wednesday or Thursday, right, Wednesday was New Year's Day,
I think right, and that was that was so, that
was the Mummers. So we were in Philly. So Thursday
we get home.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
Jesus is too much? Too much?

Speaker 6 (21:25):
Too much?

Speaker 2 (21:26):
It was way too much.

Speaker 4 (21:27):
You relax. So I get a text as I'm driving
home from Philadelphia on Thursday morning, your son is missed.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
School Thursday Thursday morning. Yeah he had school on Thursday.
Oh yeah, My wife and I had no idea. Yes,
he had school Thursday and Friday. They sure did both
of them did. I thought they were all for the
whole week too.

Speaker 7 (21:51):
So I'm like what, I'm like, I just thought he
had off, like we had off. Yeah, it's sixth right,
like that Monday. It just makes Yeah, don't you think,
like why not just let him have the whole full
two weeks off? So I look at my wife and
I go, he has school, right, s Yeah, And then
she's like, just let him.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
Have the next two days off, and I go, I
don't think that's the way it works.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
You can still go back on Friday and salvage one of.

Speaker 4 (22:15):
Those bad parenting, bad parenting by both me and my wife.
He had school on Thursday and we completely bonked it
and we yeah, yeah, he did not. He has not
gone back to school today. He's supposed to go back
to school, but it's already been canceled because of the snow. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (22:31):
I was shocked when my wife said, yeah, they have
school tomorrow. I'm like, I thought they would be off
for the whole week, the whole vacation. Yeah, it doesn't
work like that.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
Yeah, yeah, you think because of the way the holidays fall,
you have a nice two week vac but yeah, and
it's and you feel embarrassed as a parent when you
get to text saying like your son has been marked
absent and and like we didn't call in or anything
like like yeah, like we're those parents now, we're that
Like is the is the truant officer gonna come to

(22:58):
our house and investigate?

Speaker 5 (23:00):
We have one neighbor on a thread. With all the
neighbors she had, she actually gets it, like she'll like,
by the way, you don't forget, uh, it's Spirit Week
or it's tomorrow's pajama day and all these things, like
she has it all down, like the calendar. So we'll
lean on her. But yeah, I was shocked to my
wife got that right. I would have gotten it wrong too.
I would left them home on Thursday and Friday. I
don't know, man, I did.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
I've checked out for two weeks both days. He said
he's mummering on Wednesday. You can't go back to it.

Speaker 4 (23:25):
You need some time. Everybody don't had that full two
weeks off. I should have put them in a mummer's
outfit and sent them to school. That's right with the
with the saxophone that you have the umbrella, Yeah, just
dance right in school. Yeah. Yeah, they excuse it becoming.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
A mummer outfit. We kept back. We'll knock out some.

Speaker 5 (23:47):
Conspiracy corner one hundred point seven XL, South Jersey's rock
station and the z XL Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
Gary G.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
Garciaokes dot Com. I don't know, apologize. You came into
the studio and there's.

Speaker 8 (23:59):
A Yeah, it's a mess. Remind me and my boy.
He used to go into the hotel rooms and like
just throw stuff everywhere. I never understand people like that.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
You ain't got to clean it.

Speaker 8 (24:09):
Ain't that's what it is. You don't got to clean it.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
Spoil a little.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Here's the thing. So what we do is, well he'll
throw He used to he would throw phones, like pick
a phone in a hotel phone or a remote control,
which don't you don't want to damage the remote control?

Speaker 4 (24:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (24:24):
Change the TV?

Speaker 4 (24:25):
Why is that?

Speaker 6 (24:25):
Man?

Speaker 2 (24:26):
I also would just pee on the carpet.

Speaker 4 (24:28):
Yeah, I know I heard that.

Speaker 8 (24:30):
Told it with so much that's disrespectful.

Speaker 6 (24:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
My favorite was we uh so way way years ago.

Speaker 8 (24:38):
I'm and this is like I look at you and
I'm not surprised that you do those things. Like I'm
not surprised. I was to be surprised if I went
on the roll with you and you didn't do that,
I'd be like, oh my god, he's actually pretty civil
years ago.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Now, I'm much calmer now.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
But years ago and Joe and I started, I'd like,
I'm not an kidding Like fifteen, sixteen, seventeen years ago,
we we would stay in hotels with our producer Billy,
and I would I wouldn't do anything to make him laugh,
so he would go into the bathroom. And then one
time he was a hockey fan, so I wore a
Flyers jersey but with no pants, and I bent over

(25:17):
right in front of the bathroom door. So when he
opened up the bathroom door, it was just me and
you to hockey jersey bent over. I have.

Speaker 8 (25:27):
I see that you're one of them dudes. Man, you
one of them dudes that I destroyed.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Stuff A front somersault from one twin bed to the
other twin bed in perfect form. Yeah, that was a surprise.

Speaker 8 (25:42):
You got that little John Balluchi thing going on. Probably
pretty you know, more agile than you look.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
Ye I can, John Belus, I am.

Speaker 8 (25:52):
I bet you's pretty quick too.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Yep for a little while.

Speaker 8 (25:55):
Yeah, I'm sure you gas out quick. But yeah, I'm
pretty sure.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
That I come to jump.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
I can do a car will like nobody's business.

Speaker 8 (26:01):
You think you could beat him in a race, Jojo,
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (26:04):
I did. We did, Judge looks like Judge you did.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
I was jogging while I was paying, try to get time,
and I think I came under fifty minutes?

Speaker 4 (26:13):
Was that?

Speaker 8 (26:14):
Five miles?

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Three three point Why we did?

Speaker 4 (26:18):
What we lost? I'm not even kidding. Me and him
ran it and we lost. The woman who was in
her eighties. Yeah, it was awful.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
It was so bad.

Speaker 8 (26:26):
She probably trained and you guys probably just They were.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
Breaking this stuff down as we were across. Did three miles.
That's all, Garry. What do you have for today, buddy?
Conspiracy man for the New Year?

Speaker 8 (26:39):
Man, the first conspiracy of the New Year? Yeah, man,
the Tesla explosion.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
Oh dude, So I'm hearing all stuff.

Speaker 8 (26:48):
All kinds of things going on.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
One is guy had all kinds of info on everybody.

Speaker 8 (26:52):
Well, we could start with the fact that the body
in the truck. They're saying the d n A did
not match the dude's child. The dude's kid, the body
with the bullet hole in the head.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
They're also saying because he apparently, they say, and this
is a lot he set it off and then shot
himself at the exact moment.

Speaker 8 (27:13):
The only problem is there is no signs of him
being shot in the car. Supposedly, there's no you know,
when it splatters, there's none of that in the car.
So they're saying that the dude with you know, weather
was in the car, and this is just a conspiracy
theory to say.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
What I nothing, Yeah, they're saying.

Speaker 8 (27:33):
They're saying that the dude in the car was shot
before being placed in the car, and because of TESLA,
they were able to radio control it to where it
had to go, you know, and that that's uh, you know,
supposedly what it is, and that you know, like the
purpose wasn't to blow nothing up really other than to
make I guess, to make a statement because it was

(27:53):
like plus, it all stood in the truck, which we
know is bulletproof, so you know that the chances are
it's going to be you know, it's not going to
expand from there.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
But why would you kill yourself in the car.

Speaker 8 (28:06):
Like I said, the DNA doesn't matchine that. So the
question is who's the person in the in the truck,
and here's it's not the person that.

Speaker 4 (28:13):
It was apparently apparently sent letters to people, yeah, saying
he was.

Speaker 8 (28:18):
Being followed by people.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
Yeah, legit, stuff like like this is what's happening.

Speaker 8 (28:22):
This is proposally he had a lot of knowledge about
the the watching mccaullis over Jersey.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
The drones.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
You know, here's the other crazyes.

Speaker 8 (28:32):
So it all connects.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
So you got the guy, the guy in Vegas and.

Speaker 4 (28:36):
The guy in New Orleans, and they both apparently trained
at the same military.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (28:41):
Now there's no there's no Yeah, there's no proof that
they trained together or even knew each other. But the
fact that they both were there, that's a coincidence.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (28:49):
But then there's also another coincidence that they both were
in Afghanistan.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
They said they.

Speaker 8 (28:56):
They both wore the same uniform M sixteens when they
were out there in Afghanistans. I mean, you can connect
the dots for anything, but I do think the fact
that the DNA don't match and and uh and the
fact that there's no brain matter the truck is pretty interesting.

Speaker 5 (29:15):
The reason for the tesla in front of Trump Tower
was like an Elon was right together, They're explosive that
was the symbolic was supposed to be.

Speaker 4 (29:25):
He was in front of the Trump Tower.

Speaker 6 (29:26):
I would.

Speaker 8 (29:28):
Yeah, I would think, so there's some sort of connection.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
How does New Orleans not have they They literally didn't
have any blockades.

Speaker 8 (29:40):
No, he went around the blockades they had him, but
they oh, yeah, they.

Speaker 4 (29:43):
Were supposed to be they were supposed to be a car.

Speaker 8 (29:46):
Yes, they were supposed to be fixed, and they didn't
fix it, and like, it's like, how do you not do?
Like and he shot up and he shot up some
people too. He had a gun.

Speaker 4 (29:55):
They jumped out.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Yeah it's hard.

Speaker 8 (29:58):
Yeah, it's like, yeah, how are you not block I've
been there twice, never been comfortable.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Well, did you hear the whole vibe?

Speaker 8 (30:06):
The whole vibe is like something is about to lick off. Yeah,
that's the whole vibe the whole time. You're out of it,
Like I can't even get I can't even get wasted
because in.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
My mind, I'm like I gotta stay because you're in
the area.

Speaker 6 (30:17):
You know.

Speaker 8 (30:17):
I watched First forty eight and I was talking to
First forty eight is always like, you know, on a
cold Friday in New Orleans, you know, street shots ring.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
Out talking to my wife about that. Now when I'm
in these areas with a lot of people, Yeah, all
I do. I got I got a swivel right Like
I'm like, I'm like, there's a a job, it's and
that's what you got to be, Like you're trying to
catch a straight bullet.

Speaker 7 (30:43):
You know.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
I don't want it.

Speaker 4 (30:44):
Like, I can't be that reckless abandonment anymore than I
was when I was a kid, Like I did the
ball drop once in New York and it was I
did it once. I think I think it was like
ninety seven or so. Was the first person bro let
me tell you that I ever met who actually went
and did that. You you're there where if you fall down,
that's it, you're gonna be stop on ship.

Speaker 5 (31:05):
I'm with me, I'm with a girl, I'm dating a
few friends, and I'm like, this is like, don't fall
down because that's it.

Speaker 8 (31:10):
And what about the bathroom?

Speaker 5 (31:11):
I know, yeah, well we didn't have to use the
bathroom luckily, But they say most of the people are
just and well.

Speaker 8 (31:16):
When did you go did you go before?

Speaker 2 (31:18):
No, we were you couldn't. You could barely see the
ball behind the building. You're like a block or two.

Speaker 4 (31:23):
So you went.

Speaker 8 (31:24):
You went after nine eleven when they changed all the
rules and stuff, you didn't know what it was.

Speaker 4 (31:29):
I went there.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
I'm like, it's one of those things where it seems
like a big deal.

Speaker 8 (31:31):
I'm like, I would never, in a million of years
even do that. And to this day, I always question
why why would anybody do that? You go there, you
say happy New Years, and then everybody leaves.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
Yeah, that's why New Orleans.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Man.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
I did Marti Gras one year. I'll never do it again.

Speaker 8 (31:44):
I wouldn't. I feel like that's too evil, too much
things going on. Man. You know, I like the box,
but when I go to a place where it debauchery
is wide open, then I go I feel like, you know, look.

Speaker 4 (31:57):
I get I get that I'm tall talking about the
sheer sob oh yeah, like you just you do if
anything happened like this, yes, you can't move, like there's
no getting out.

Speaker 8 (32:09):
But hopefully if you're in the middle, there's a lot
of buffer. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
Yeah, you find like a woman in high behind her,
you gonna get it.

Speaker 4 (32:15):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, a lot.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
Of buffers you But dude, Yeah, it's crazy. Man.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
It was a nutty beginning. To twenty twenty five.

Speaker 8 (32:27):
Let's see what happens.

Speaker 7 (32:28):
Man.

Speaker 8 (32:28):
My prediction for twenty twenty five, j Lo's gonna go down.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
I think just gave Yeah, gave an award yesterday.

Speaker 8 (32:35):
Well yo, they gave they gave what's the name your homegirl?
Uh Clinton arlt. They gave her the freedom freedom and
then I figured they gave that to her because she
managed to stay free through all these years no matter
how many accusations come against them.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Murdered people.

Speaker 8 (32:53):
Yeah, yeah, allegedly allegedly.

Speaker 4 (32:57):
It's allegedly.

Speaker 8 (32:58):
I mean I don't either, but that's alleged.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Ladjat.

Speaker 8 (33:00):
I mean, you don't got the proof and I don't,
although the information is out there.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
I'm sure. Gary, where can people find you? Man?

Speaker 8 (33:08):
You can find me in Atlantic City almost pretty much
every single night. Man go they see jokes dot Com
and check me out. And if you can't find me there,
you can find me at a at rated g Gary
G Garcia the podcast Baby check me out wherever you
get your podcast YouTube if I'm still up on it,
but anyway, you get your podcasts on that and get ready,
I'm getting ready to dropping a little free special within

(33:28):
the next month. So I'll be dropping another special. You
need to recording that. We just happened to have a
bunch of people there and they recorded it and from
different angles and it just came out looking really cool.
Uh Well, when we do You actually is probably the
lowest rated podcast that we've had now by people loved

(33:52):
you actually, man, They love both of you guys when
you came.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
Look Gary, love you guys.

Speaker 7 (33:57):
Man.

Speaker 8 (33:58):
Peace and happy New Year, everybody else, Happy New Year, Gary.

Speaker 4 (34:01):
Look we get back. We're gonna knock out some trash.

Speaker 6 (34:12):
Oh love trash, anything thirty or nothing, anything racket rock
or roughing.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
Yes, love frash, here's some trash for you.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Brad Pitt his girlfriend.

Speaker 4 (34:34):
She convinced him.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
Because I guess over the break we were off for
a week or two.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
Over the break, him and Angelina Jolie settled their divorce,
and so Brad said that his girlfriend was the one
to convince him just to settle the divorce, just get
it overwhere. She was like, I'm tired of dealing with
the nonsense. So there was a bunch of businesses involved
in all that stuff. So it was a little more
than just, you know, just to of people being married.

Speaker 5 (35:01):
Was she texting him from high school. How well she
gotta be one late twenties, early thirties. Come on your
brad pant.

Speaker 4 (35:08):
And good for her. Why do you call you your girlfriend? Though?

Speaker 2 (35:12):
Just I don't know, just hang out.

Speaker 4 (35:14):
It is weird because he's gonna be sixty, and it's
weird to have a girlfriend at sixty.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Looks good though, man, oh dude, it looks great. Yeah, yeah,
she's lucky. Jeremy Renner.

Speaker 4 (35:25):
He celebrated the second anniversary of a snowplow accident Mamber.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
He almost died.

Speaker 4 (35:31):
He he posted online a picture of him in the
hospital when it happened. Are we gonna how long we're
gonna draw this out? For Jeremy, dude, I think he
broke every bone in his body. It was like crazy.
It's because he's not really an Avenger. He's not an
Avenger and hawks.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
No, he he doesn't have a he doesn't have a superpower.
I love hawk Ey, yeah, but he doesn't have a superpower.

Speaker 5 (35:54):
He's good with the and it's a little far fetched, man,
some of the targets he'sat I'm not buying it.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
Like growing up with the Avengers Hawkeye I love, but yes,
he shoots arrows. There's no other power than him shooting
arrow I.

Speaker 5 (36:10):
Like the one where he's in I think he was
in Japan just like dicing people up. That was he
got a little angry man, yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
Because that they killed his family or something.

Speaker 4 (36:17):
And I think that was during the time where like
everything like flipped, right, what was that the snap? And
so yeah, so like yeah, he decided just to become
like a maniac. Yeah, out there just killing guys. They're
bad guys, so I'm with them. Uh. Teddy Mellencamp, that's
John Mellencamp's daughter who's on one of those show, like

(36:39):
those those reality shows. She was apparently banging her horse trainer, hm,
and that caused the divorce that she she she just
got divorced and that caused the divorce. Now the horse
trainer that she was banging, Yeah, John Mellencamp's daughter, right,
She was the the She was the daughter of Jack

(37:00):
and Diane. The horse turn is now getting divorced his
wife and now they're getting together.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
So who knows if they're going to get together.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
You know what.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
I just guessed that she was hot, and she is.
I just look at dude. Yeah, she's Yeah, she's a
good looking guy. Yeah, but see like Billy Joel's daughter,
like not so much, so much. Yeah, dude, I don't
know how.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
You screw that up. Billy Joel's daughter, Like you have
you have what's her nuts as a mom? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Right?

Speaker 2 (37:30):
Perfect man?

Speaker 6 (37:31):
Right?

Speaker 4 (37:31):
The girl from what was now Sindy Crawford, what was there?
What was her name?

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Come on, right, right, Christy Brinkley and Billy.

Speaker 4 (37:40):
Joel and then you have like and she's not bad looking,
but she should be like a beautiful girl no matter
how bad the mail sperm was.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
Her hot egg should have definitely overseed ith.

Speaker 4 (37:53):
Chloe Grace Moretz. Now I know this girl because she
did a redo of the movie Harry, which is actually
pretty good. She just got engaged with a girlfriend, Kate Harrison.
So congrats to Chloe Grace Morets.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
Let's see here, Tom Holland, we'll wrap it up again.

Speaker 4 (38:17):
Tom Holland, that's Spider Man says he's stepping away from
movies once he has kids.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
He said, once he has kids, he's gonna.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
Be done with Hollywood. Yeah, until bills are due. You
need to be you need to be working, because I'm
guessing that you have a lot of bills that you
need to pay.

Speaker 8 (38:37):
Well, it's probably like.

Speaker 5 (38:39):
He wanted to grow up and be like a legit actor.
But you're Spider Man. But there's money in fought like
you can't not do it.

Speaker 4 (38:45):
You're spidery man Man and all I ever seen when
I see he's tried to do other movies, I just see.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Him as Spider Man. By the way, in Deha his
girlfriend super High. She was on the Rock and Roll
Hall of FAP. She was wearing one of the dresses
I guess that share war back in the day. She
was smoke and smoking. She's smoking, she.

Speaker 4 (39:02):
Is, Yeah, she's Eric put it up on the telephoner.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
Yeah, smoking smoking on the Wow.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
Good for you.

Speaker 6 (39:08):
I like that.

Speaker 7 (39:08):
You.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
You You try to say like we have a thing
in the studio where I can see it. You held
your phone up.

Speaker 5 (39:14):
Well, I'm trying to make it sound like we've got
a real operation going here. So I said, yeah, Eric,
put it up on the teleproblem.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
We have Fox News on our TV. There you go,
some trash for you, Jam Insurance. We like to think
of ourselves as we start doing z XL.

Speaker 5 (39:31):
Want to show no workforce employee the day today. Hopefully
it will be back tomorrow. The snow, yeah, I think
it's the break me.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
It's the snow. The snow caused us not to have
any tickets to give away.

Speaker 5 (39:41):
And we have people higher than us that manage all that.
We can't even steal good tickets anymore. It's like, yeah,
you can't even get ahold of them.

Speaker 4 (39:48):
Very corporate. Yes, yes, So hopefully they'll all be back tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
All right. I haven't done this.

Speaker 4 (39:55):
I don't know if I've ever done this, but I
had to do it the other day. So on the weekends,
I go and every morning I go check on my mom. Right,
just got you know, dementia, that's all this stuff, right,
it's not doing well. So I go check on her
every morning, make sure like her days all set up.
So on the weekends, on the way home, I stop

(40:18):
by a little place called Duncan. Right, they're not Dunkin
Donuts anymore. Did you know that I was just Duncan. Right,
it's just Dunking America runs on Duncan. America runs on Duncan.
So I stopped by Duncan and I grab my wife
coffee and so same thing Saturday morning, Right, I go

(40:42):
swinging the duncan they got a good breakfast sandwich. It's
called the big and Toasty. You ever have one on
a big bagel. I don't get the everything else. Yeah,
it's not bad, just coffee. So I get her coffee. Right.
I'm at the at the drive through right with the
intercom that is you can never really here, It's like
it's always like yeah, And so I go what I

(41:07):
order And now I'm like one car away from the
window to pay, and I look down, Dude, I forgot
my wallet. M You're in a line of people, and
I'm like, oh no, and I don't have any cash
in my pocket. So I don't have a wallet. I
don't have cash, So I have to do a thing
that I don't think I've ever done. I had to

(41:29):
pull out of the line. Oh, you're screwed everything.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
So now I screwed the whole line up. Yeah, the
woman behind you, she's I gotta get her order because
you missed the whole line up. So, dude, I felt
so bad that I screwed up this lineup.

Speaker 4 (41:44):
And I'm like, oh no, But I'm like, what am
I gonna do if you write an iou on a
sticky come back later?

Speaker 2 (41:53):
I'm like, I don't have my wallet. I don't have cash.

Speaker 4 (41:56):
There's like I had. I think I had like a
Chili's gift card. That's all I had in my car.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
I think I have Apple Pay on my phone, but
I don't have I don't know how to use it.
I don't know if I if I have it, I
don't know how to use it.

Speaker 5 (42:11):
I do a lot of my credit cards, and I
don't know if I like it or not. They're tied
to my Like every time I try to open a
door here in the studio, it wants to charge my
Discover cards. So I don't know if it's good or
bad that I have those.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
Yeah, like I thought about that too.

Speaker 4 (42:24):
I'm like, I think there's something in my my phone
I could probably use, but I'm like no, So, dude,
I had to do the move, and it was a
dick move, and I apologized to the duncan and so
I was pulling dude, I pulled out jerk off. I
just pulled down and I'm like, I can't I can't
pay you.

Speaker 5 (42:43):
I know, what are you gonna do? I mean, you
could have went to the windows say hey, listen, sorry,
I don't have money. I'll be back for my order.
But are you really gonna come back for the order?

Speaker 2 (42:50):
Can you?

Speaker 4 (42:50):
Can you just give me I'll be back tomorrow. I'll
bring it back to you, sus man.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
Yeah, dude, it was that.

Speaker 4 (42:58):
I felt so trashy, but it was like, what are
you gonna do? Yeah, you're that degenerated, gets out of line.
But then again, I'm like, where is my wallet? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (43:07):
Yeah, at least Yeah, why did I leave?

Speaker 4 (43:09):
I never leave my wallet somewhere and I dude, I
left it sitting on the kitchen cabinet.

Speaker 6 (43:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
Right, it was like right on the counter.

Speaker 5 (43:15):
And I'm like, oh, I know three, I gotta have
three things when I leave. I gotta have my wallet,
my key, and my phone. Dude, I've pat it down, dude. Yeah, dude,
that's that's the move. It's it's the it's the boom
boom boom.

Speaker 4 (43:28):
And as long as I have even like we were
checking out of a hotel the other day, my wife
and I and I don't care if I don't have
the suitcases or our children.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
As long as I have my key.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
Yeah, my wallet and my phones, I'm good to go.
Everything else, keeping this place exactly. Everything that can't be replaced.
As long as I have all that.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
The kid's twelve years old, we can find another one. Dude.

Speaker 4 (43:54):
It was bad. I don't know if it was because
we were on vacation, so I was just relaxed. We
valayed in Valet. I can't even call it Valet. We
were in Center City and I parked the car and
the guy's like, I need your keys. Dude, do you
want to leave your keys. I don't trusts, man, I
do not trust the cities. So I give I give

(44:14):
the guy my key and he's like, hey, i'm gonna
call you when the night settles down because I'm gonna
move your car to another spot.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
And okay. Cool.

Speaker 4 (44:24):
And he was very cool and he called us and
uh and he was like here, like you can come
get your keys, blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
So I go to get the key.

Speaker 4 (44:33):
The next morning, I wake up, I realized my wallet's
still in the car.

Speaker 5 (44:37):
Oh yeah, see, my wife takes the get She made
sure to take the gas card out of the car
when she parked it in New York City.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
Over the so and dude, I went the next morning
still there.

Speaker 4 (44:47):
Really, yeah, man, Like you know, maybe that three dollars
tip help me out a little bit. Yeah, you know
those three one dollar bills he set for life. Now
all he's I gotta steal it from you. Look we
get back. The number is written down. Believe me, somewhere
we'll knock out some headlines. The XL sapp Jersey's rock

(45:07):
station z XL Morning Show. I uh, I saw that
my son cannot and it makes you proud as a dad.
He cannot keep up with me when it comes to drinking.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
Would you be more proud if he could?

Speaker 6 (45:27):
No?

Speaker 5 (45:27):
No, no, you don't want him to keep up with
I don't want well, you're a machine because I'm Yeah,
and that's the problem in the morning.

Speaker 4 (45:34):
Like like my my my mom always said that about
my dad too. She was like she used to tell
people like, don't try and keep up with ed, right,
like just like like you're just you're just gonna You're
just gonna yourself. You're just gonna hurt. Yeah, yeah, it's
it's not gonna end well.

Speaker 6 (45:49):
Right. And so.

Speaker 4 (45:54):
We're on vacation my my my kid, who's twenty one,
about to be twenty two in two months. He's with
me and my father in law, who can also drink
quite a bit. Yeah, tough crew man, right.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Yeah, And so.

Speaker 4 (46:14):
We're drinking. We're drinking, and we're drinking in Savannah, Georgia.
I've been in Savannah, Georgia, Joe, No, no, I heard.
It's beautiful, beautiful town, beautiful town right right on the river. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (46:24):
And well not at that bar you show me that
look like, I don't know. It's where you take your
sister if you want to hook out with her. What
did what bar did I show you? I don't know,
Like dollar bills plastered all over the walls, like the
liver that's tidy island. Oh oh, that place is awesome. Yeah,
it looked awesome, but it didn't look very bougie at all.

Speaker 4 (46:41):
That's Huckaboos. That's the best place ever. That's the best
place over. It looked like it.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
It's it's as trashy as trash you can get.

Speaker 4 (46:48):
And I love it. Like a place where you could
urinate in a sink.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
Okay. So here's the thing. Okay, So we're drinking all day.

Speaker 4 (46:57):
Yeah, and my son's trying to keep up with me
and my father in law and it's not happening, right,
And is this beer?

Speaker 2 (47:05):
Are we doing shots or what we're doing beers.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
Sure, okay, all all, let's just check all the boxes, right,
Maybe maybe there's and and I'm not okay, I gotta
be careful. Why here, I'm not saying I was drinking
with my father in law. It was me and another
guy and my son, Okay, because I want.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
To keep the people protected.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Right.

Speaker 4 (47:31):
So then so we're in a bar, right and we're
kind of ending up the night and we're playing pool,
and we're getting schooled by this like couple from I
don't know Georgia that I don't know. Dude. They were
the dude they were. They were like it was their thing.
And then I was talking to the guy and he's like, yeah,
all we do is play pool in our life, like

(47:53):
and and like and like I'm good at pool, but
like these people were like, really good, You're no Minnesota
fast dude. I'm not right and I'm not Yeah, I'm
not Jackie Gleason. So so, uh, my son, I can
tell he's starting to get banged up. The girls are
out shopping now they're coming back to meet us, and

(48:13):
I was like, all right, we're gonna wrap things up.
So then we, uh, we were like all right, hey,
we're uh, I gotta take a leak. And now it
was one of these bathrooms that was like just a
single bathroom and uh. And so I, me and my
father in law, was like I just come into the bathroom, dude,
like whatever, like the old remember the old Vet Stadium.

(48:34):
It was the old Vet Stadium, and you went wherever
you had to go. I was like, just just peeing
the sink.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
You went on the floor. Sometimes I was like, nobody care, just.

Speaker 4 (48:41):
Just peeing the sink.

Speaker 7 (48:42):
That is.

Speaker 4 (48:42):
That was again, this is not my father in law,
by the way, right right, somebody else, somebody else, Yeah,
not my father in law.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
We'll call him Hank. That's a Philly Vet thing like
I don't know, pean and sinks. It just seems like
that's what you should do.

Speaker 4 (48:57):
But I guess the bartender who had two different colored
hairs by the way, like she her one side of
her hair was one color, on the other side of
her the other color. I know who she voted for.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (49:08):
She was weird maybe, but she must have thought we
were because okay, here's the other thing.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
Not my father in law.

Speaker 4 (49:16):
Yeah. I kept going in the I kept going into
every bar and telling all the bartenders that we me
and him just got married.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
Did they give you a complimentary drink? A couple? I
love that A couple.

Speaker 4 (49:29):
Yeah, And he got really mad about that.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
He hated that I would do that.

Speaker 4 (49:33):
Yeah. So I guess she thought we were like banging
in the bathroom. Okay, so she walks in to the
bathroom because we didn't lock the door. Yeah, and he's
not my father, somebody else completely Yeah, Hank is peing
in the saint gotcha all right.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
So we get kicked out. So wait, what she's allowed
just to walk into the bathroom. I guess because she
thought we were like, yeah, doing something. She got that's
what you should be doing.

Speaker 4 (50:02):
So now we're leaving, right and we're we're on the
car ride home and my son, who couldn't keep up
with us, dude, he he pukes all over his chest.
Yeah right, like just like that thing. But I got
to give him a lot of credit. Twenty one years old.
He knew not to get it in the car. He

(50:23):
just puked on himself. Smart, he like he like he
did that thing where like you pull your shirt and
you like caught it like a bucket. Love it Yep.
And that's how he puked in. So now we're we're
back at the condo and I have to like hose
them off Jesus. Yeah, hey, you guys go hard hard
in the paint. Is there a mirror in front.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
Of the sink that he's paying in?

Speaker 4 (50:47):
This guy?

Speaker 2 (50:48):
Hanka? No, not him, now, Hank?

Speaker 4 (50:52):
You know what?

Speaker 5 (50:53):
Can you see Hank's junk while don s there and
look maybe the bar I can close my eyes and
just picture like he's got his leg up, yeah, like
on this.

Speaker 4 (51:02):
Dude, he's like six seven, yeah, so like he can
he I think he's like pretty up high enough to
to be able to like get in there.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
Why can't you pee in the sink?

Speaker 4 (51:11):
Why?

Speaker 7 (51:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (51:12):
Deal?

Speaker 4 (51:12):
Yeah, Well the bartender did not enjoy it, no, and
so we were we were escorted out yea, And I
told her.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
I go, I completely understand.

Speaker 4 (51:21):
Yeah, so my husband will never come back to this bargain.
We're never allowed back.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
And I don't know what it's called, like huskers or something.

Speaker 4 (51:28):
Let's go ahead, let's get out of here. Dude. He
got so mad. He got so mad that I would
tell every bartender that and just got married. Because it's
a very gay friendly town.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
Yeah. Yeah, and he just hated it. He hated that,
I would say at every bar. But we did get
a couple of free drinks.

Speaker 4 (51:47):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
Yeah. Look, we we kept back. We'll do a thing called.

Speaker 4 (51:53):
Uh, you think you have a bet, you think you've
got it bad.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
I don't think we have a bead.

Speaker 4 (52:05):
Oh this is a you know what this time of year,
this is a good It feels good in your chest,
your heart feeling.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
Somebody sponsored a family for Christmas and bought them all
their gifts.

Speaker 4 (52:15):
On December fifteenth, Brooke Comber's dog went missing. At one
point it seemed like they would never see the dog again.
So four year old German shepherd.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
So people she went.

Speaker 4 (52:33):
Online and people as far as it was as Florida,
Oh no, I'm sorry Athena, Georgia. So people as far
as Jacksonville were pitching in the helper. And then on
Christmas Eve she was awakened by the sound of a
doorbell waiting, Okay, it was the dog. He rang the doorbell.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
He rang the doorbell. That's pretty awesome, man, that is
pretty awesome. They call it a Christmas miracle. Yeah, my
dog was dumb.

Speaker 4 (53:01):
He would never ring the doorbell. Yeah, my dog actually
ran through a screen door once.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (53:08):
When mine gets out of the gate, he just runs. Yeah,
it's embarrassing. Actually, I'm calling him, trying to get him traats.
I was on the phone with your I was on
the phone with your wife ones when your dog ran out.
I honestly, God, I like I now they Okay, I
forget what channel I'm watching. Now they've got another commercial
with these dogs outside and they're cold and yeah, whatever,

(53:29):
it should make your dog watch it.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
It's a full four minutes. I'm like, this is too much.
I gotta get up and change the channel.

Speaker 4 (53:35):
You know what, your dog and my dog, I'm like, look,
see see the way other dogs live.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
I want to take you to Camden man.

Speaker 4 (53:40):
They fight you.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
I like your dog, but he sniffs my balls too much. Yeah,
well that means you need to shower. He's a big
balls he is.

Speaker 4 (53:47):
Yeah, And I'm like, and I know he bites, so
I'm afraid he's gonna bite my balls.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
Oh yeah, yeah?

Speaker 4 (53:53):
Has he ever bitten anyone's balls?

Speaker 7 (53:55):
Ye?

Speaker 4 (53:55):
Sit now, not yet?

Speaker 2 (53:56):
Not yet? Yeah, I could be the first. You should
pull them out and see if he will.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
T bag.

Speaker 4 (54:04):
All right, let's go into eight ways to make twenty
twenty five happier if you want?

Speaker 2 (54:09):
Do you want those?

Speaker 4 (54:10):
Okay? Eight of them?

Speaker 2 (54:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (54:11):
Okay, not ten, not five?

Speaker 2 (54:12):
Eight?

Speaker 4 (54:13):
Eight. Embrace your friendships. Your friendships and make them more
of a priority. Place new value on shared happiness in
your relationships. Take some time to volunteer with a cause
important to you. Connect with relatives, and take time to
understand your ancestry. Right, list of things you're thankful for

(54:34):
or happy about, or that our future goals? Yeah, yeah,
I did that. Actually it's called journaling. I did it
with my wife. I saw and I laughed.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
Yeah. Yeah, I had to.

Speaker 4 (54:43):
Take that picture.

Speaker 5 (54:44):
I'm trying to balance the camera so I could take
the picture of me journaling.

Speaker 4 (54:51):
A you're writing a diary.

Speaker 2 (54:53):
No, you're writing down.

Speaker 4 (54:54):
Your goals for your goals for the year and what.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
You're happy for.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
Yeah, but don't you just have goals? Well, you got
to write them down. What are your goals for the year?
I do not not the journal the commission accomplished.

Speaker 4 (55:08):
Uh. Fun activities are a must. Schedule, anticipate and cherish them.
Take time to do nothing and just be oh that
one do that for two weeks and the other one
is get rid of caffeine. Oh so apparently caffeine's the
new bad thing. Come on, do you want to know

(55:29):
ten banished words for twenty twenty five? Go ahead, cringe.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
Game changer, era dropped, I y k, y k, if you.

Speaker 4 (55:45):
Know, you know, if you know, is that what it is?
If you know all the kids are using now? Sorry
not sorry, skip adibity. It's a slang term that mocks
the absurdity of slang terms. Uh, you utilize and period

(56:06):
are all words you should not use in twenty twenty four.
Period period, I mean like a sentence or a woman thing?
Uh just period both? Okay?

Speaker 2 (56:16):
Yes, yeah, yes, women's just there should be a different name.

Speaker 4 (56:21):
Yeah, really, what do you think that a woman's menstrual
psychli period is not? Like it? I like the name
of it. I don't think my wife, my wife never,
you know, my wife calls.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
It her friend, her friend. I've heard that.

Speaker 4 (56:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
And flow, Yeah, I don't like ant flow flows.

Speaker 4 (56:39):
Dude. I remember I was dating a girl once and dude,
I stopped dating her because of this. We like whatever,
we were hanging out and she was like, like, I
don't know if things were going to happen or not.
And she goes, and I do to this day, like
it still freaks me out. She goes, it's Shark Week.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
And I was like, oh, I like that though. I
was like I do like Shark Week. I was like, yes,
I don't.

Speaker 4 (57:07):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
I don't. Mom, man, there's blood into water. I was like,
I don't like that.

Speaker 4 (57:11):
I love Shark Week.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
I don't like that at all.

Speaker 4 (57:15):
At all.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
There you go, those people, they have a bad you
not someone.

Speaker 4 (57:20):
Sevens the excels out Jersey's rock station and is the
excel Show. Tell me how you would handle this? Now?

Speaker 5 (57:26):
I put a it's called an inversion table. It's one
of those tables where you hang upside down from your feet,
supposed to loosen up your back.

Speaker 6 (57:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
I know guys who used it and it really works.
It works well. We've had it for about five years.

Speaker 4 (57:37):
I think we've used it twice.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
It's one of those things. Man. It was my mom.

Speaker 4 (57:42):
Yep. I wanted a pool table as a kid, and
my Mom's like, it's just gonna do nothing but just
hold on laundry. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
It was stuck down in our basement facement.

Speaker 4 (57:50):
And one hundred percent true. It was nothing but a
laundry table and you have to balance yourself.

Speaker 5 (57:55):
And I'm afraid of it because I got in it
and I wasn't balanced way so as you can flip
up side, I flipped upside down. I couldn't get back up.
So my wife had to come and I set it
up next to the bed so I could try it.
And it's always embarrassing. It's not neat and matter of fact,
I asked my I asked the chiropractic. I was like,
what is these tables? It's like, yeah, it's like if
you want the blood to rush to your head, you know,
it's not a good thing to do.

Speaker 4 (58:16):
So I put this thing up on what you're supposed
to take the pressure off your back.

Speaker 5 (58:20):
Yeah, like stretch you out like you're hanging from your
feet and it stretch stretching.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
It's supposed to invert you gravity wise.

Speaker 4 (58:28):
Yea, So now the gravity goes from your head to
your feet, to your feet.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
To your head.

Speaker 4 (58:34):
Right.

Speaker 5 (58:35):
So so yeah, I don't think silly. It looks silly.
You're hanging your upside down from your feet. The whole
thing looks silly. So we never used this thing. So
I'm in this this this mode now where I want
to get rid of things, no matter what it is,
I want to get rid of it.

Speaker 2 (58:48):
Oh yeah, oh dude, I'm I'm in the mode of
just just yeah, just in the last year, then get
rid of it because you're never going to use it.
So I sold this thing.

Speaker 4 (58:57):
I put it up on We just we just purged
my little guy's toys. Feels good, right, Oh it does. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
My wife's like, donate them. I'm like, nope, no, just
get just gonna throw them away.

Speaker 4 (59:09):
Oh see, yeah, I get rid of them.

Speaker 7 (59:10):
Man.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
I'm like, some kid can use these for Christmas or
get rid of it. So I put this up online.

Speaker 5 (59:15):
Now I'm trying to I'm selling things without my wife
knowing because I don't want her to stop me from
selling this.

Speaker 4 (59:22):
I put it up there.

Speaker 5 (59:23):
I put in the bed of my truck, and this
guy wants it for twenty five dollars. A guy called
me from This was.

Speaker 4 (59:28):
Before we went on vacation. Yeah, you said that someone
was picking it up. You said, pick it up at
the bed of my truck. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (59:33):
I put it in the bed of my truck and say, listen,
here's the deal. Just take it out of the bed
of the truck. Put the money in the bed of
the truck, and my wife, don't knock on the door.
Don't do it, little that's a little creepy. Be honest,
that's a little creepy.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
So this guy, it's twenty five dollars. Oh, by the way,
thank you.

Speaker 4 (59:46):
What I do I did. But the day we went
on vacation, I went to your house because you had
to help me pick up a piece of FERNI that
was fun.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
Yeah, that's a really good time. He went on the vacation,
stupid station van.

Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
You and you, Me and you. We picked up a
piece of furniture where our faces were on the van.

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
How did it turn the furniture turn out?

Speaker 4 (01:00:08):
Did it fit?

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
Dude, looks fantastic. Okay, good, it looks fantastic.

Speaker 4 (01:00:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
I was upstairs taking a nap bro when you You
just showed up to my house randomly.

Speaker 4 (01:00:17):
The only reason I showed up to your house was
I turned to go to the person's house, so I
was gonna do it myself. And I drove by your
neighborhood and I'm like, I might as well just drive
over it. sEH.

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
I got out of bed and on it. We're out.

Speaker 4 (01:00:31):
Yeah. So this kind of picks it up. It was
twenty five dollars, leaves.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
Twenty three dollars in the bet of my truck's twenty
three dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:00:38):
Now it's only two dollars.

Speaker 5 (01:00:40):
I assume from the text message back and forth, like
through the through the Facebook. I don't know it's broken English,
so I assume maybe he's maybe Spanish, but I don't
know if there was a communication barrier.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
What twenty five bucks? Man at least twenty three. So
I'm like part of me wants to ask.

Speaker 5 (01:00:55):
The guy did it right back? You know this is
twenty five dollars? Yeah, you did leave twenty three right?
Or it's two dollars not enough where you think someone's
gonna call you back. I thought about it, man, two
dollars a time. I know it's not a big enough deal.
I get it things out of.

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
My hair for it's like Bronx tail, Like for twenty
five dollars, you never have to talk to the guy again.
It's like that twenty three dollars. I never have to
see the inversion table again. Two bucks. That's a tough one.

Speaker 5 (01:01:21):
You're right, I don't think somebody would. I don't think
anyone would bitch and moan over two dollars. But I
feel like the guy got me for two bucks.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
So someone has a miscount.

Speaker 4 (01:01:29):
Someone.

Speaker 5 (01:01:29):
There's a Spanish guy in violin hanging upside down from
my version table.

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
That's two dollars richer.

Speaker 4 (01:01:33):
So there.

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
But I'll be honest.

Speaker 4 (01:01:35):
Your fault because you said just leave money, I know,
and take the just get out. I don't want my
wife to see it. Open the bed of the truck,
take it out. Throw the money in there, right, everybody,
thanks for your calls today. Always welcome on the show.
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