MONDAY 1-27-25

Speaker 1 (00:03):
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
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Speaker 1 (00:35):
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(00:55):
What's happened to me? Good morning? Good morning to you?

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Two am, two am, actually two fifteen am if you
account for wahwah, that's what time I got home on
Sunday morning.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Sunday, Oh from Saturday night? Yeah, where were you?

Speaker 3 (01:16):
My wife's friend turned forty, so her husband through a
big old party in South Philly right right there. We're
all the mummers go. It's it's called two Street in
South Philly, and so we go and it's a beautiful party,
fun time. But I'm not drinking. My wife is. She's
having a blast. All her girlfriends are there. So the
party's wrapping up.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
You know. DJ plays the last song, which can you
guess what the last song is? Was a ignition by
R Kelly.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
It's at midnight. He plays the last song at midnight
and it is Fly Eagles Fly.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Oh of course, Yeah, I get ready for the big weekend. Sure.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
So then I'm like, okay, jackets On, let's head back home.
It's midnight. We've had a great party. We've been here
since seven thirty. Let's go. Right the buffer he's put away,
you know, the cake is all cut. And then they're like,
oh no, we're gonna go next door for the after party.
There's an after partykay.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
One of the mummers lodges, like one of the mummers like,
you know, I guess they all have like warehouses that
they party. Guy has the y Yeah, the guy.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
He's like, yeah, no, I got the key, you know,
and they all just raid the bar. So then we're like, okay,
so my my, I I just roll my eyes because
once again not drinking. So I tell my wife one drink.
So then we go over there and it's it's everything
you could have made. It's a VFW, right, it's a VFW,
but it's for the mummers and uh and the girls
are there and they're they're playing you know, Bluetooth rap,

(02:38):
you know, and so they're dancing, they're having a good time.
It's now one fifteen.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yeah you gotta drive too, and tell my wife I
go we have a forty five fifty minute drive home.
I was like, it's time to go and I have
to be up at seven am. And I'm like, yeah,
we gotta go. We gotta wrap this up.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
And she's given me like she she started with the
maybe I'll just see it one of.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
My friends out. I go no, She's like, just get
in the car and let's go. She's like, I never
get to do this. You do this all the time.
I played music for the Teacher's gallon like two weeks ago.
My wife was invited there, and then one of our
friends came with it. She likes to party, went and drink.
So the thing's over. I just spunted for four hours.
I'm standing on my feet playing music for four hours.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Well, there's an after party and it was Skeeter's up
the road. I'm like, I don't want to go. I
go to Skeeter. Now we're hanging out. I'm like it's
one point. I'm like, let's go. Let's yeah. Well, now
the girls are hungry and I need gas. So we
go across the street to the wah wah. Now I
got Now, they got burgers and they got food. I'm like,
this is like a late night. I'm ready to go home.
I get home, it's like two o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
So my wife's feeling pretty good, so she goes who
he gets so neat.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Of course she doesn't. I mean it's now two am.
I go. Everything's closed except wahwah. I don't want There's
a taco bell in Depford, all right, So I go, okay,
you don't want wah wah.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Well that's the only thing is open. So then now
we're about to pull into the development. She's like, I
want wah wah. I'm like, okay, So now I got
to pull back out on the main road. I gotta
go to wah wah. It was three it was three
or three fifteen by the time I got to bed.
Girls lived like there in college again, that's what it is.
And she's like, she's like, did you have a good time?
I was like, no, No, I didn't have a good time.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Everybody out Monday, brand New week. We're gonna get into that.
We're gonna find a ZXL work force employee of the
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Speaker 3 (04:14):
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Speaker 1 (04:20):
Hundred point seven. Yeah, it's coming your way, come in
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One hundred point seven. ZXLS out Jersey's rock station in
the ZXL Morning Show. Man, I'll never go with my
wife again. I went food shopping with my wife. I'm
not the food shopper. Man, Well, I'm not. I don't.

(04:41):
I'm not a shopper.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
I hate shopping with my wife because she likes to
just kind of roam and now I'm just the guy
following her. Yeah, I'd rather sit in the card My
uncle does this move because my aunt shops.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
She just like goes nuts. So who'll just sit in
the car and read a book? Yeah? Yeah, sometimes, Yeah,
I'd rather sit in the car. And they're written to
a podcast, she is. They're retired. So he'll take her
out shopping for the day. And uh, he'll just park
in a home goods parking lot. It's all right, I'll
see in a couple hours and he just cracks a book. Yeah,
listens to a podcast, listens to you know, Fox News
or whatever, and that's it. Man, that's his whole day. Yeah.

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So Friday, we end up going a food shop, and
I get stuck going the Costco. Stuck going food shop.
Uh well, we dropped a person job. By the way
we dropped it, we dropped her car off to get
an oil change that had to get done. Like, hey,
can we just shoot up the Costco? The Costco you
were kidnapped. Costco is like twenty eight minutes away. You're
not shooting up the Costco. It's a full blown drive.
Now it's a trip. It's a day trip. And listen,

(05:35):
I know Costco. You buy him bulk. I get it's
a gallon catch up. Okay, okay, that's fine. It was
four hundred and eighty dollars worth of groceries that we
got at Costco, and half that stuff's gonna go bad. No,
she says. She says she does it every every two weeks. Now,
I know what you're thinking. You're thinking we got double
of everything. We really didn't. I'm looking at a bag
of oranges is like ten dollars. I'm looking at a

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bag of apples to everything we picked up was double digit.
I'll I mean between look.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
I The way my house works is my wife gets
all the healthy, you know stuff for her, right, she
gets all this like wacky stuff and that can that
can call you know, that's a pretty penny. And I
do the stuff that it is, and I do the
stuff that makes the housework, paper towels, toilet paper, you know,
the the essentials for dinner during the week.

Speaker 5 (06:23):
Cups from here, right, paper plates from here, which, by
the way, I heeart.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Uh really the old owner was much better at the
paper plates game that I was able to steal paper plates.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yeah, it was stocked it up a little bit better.
Trash bags like these guys they must have accountants that
I heart really look into it.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
But so like I, I may I buy the stuff
that makes the house go around. And then I now
have to shop for my mom because you know she's
she's kind of house bound. And now I really do
watch prices man, and I'll tell you my mom lives
on her own, and I'll get her like a bag
of groceries, a bag of groceries.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
It's like fifty bucks easy a bag groceries. I know,
it was, dude, it was so sad to watch. And again,
like we bought bacon, like, uh, okay, it doesn't just
come with one. You get like four things of bacon.
So we filled the others in the freezer. But I'll
be honest, man, we're doing one package of bacon a weekend.
We used to do a Saturdays and Sundays we do
a package of bacon each like for breakfast like this,
and I do one package of bacon a week and

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that's all the family. Be guess I'm stopping all of it.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
So my wife doesn't move, and I think your dad
taught her this. She takes a pack of bacon and
what she does is she opens it up but cuts
it in half. So do I yeah, right, and then
and then so it's almost like you go, you get
two servings out of it.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
You trick the kids into thinking one piece of bacon
is bigger than it is. It's like, okay, all right,
I get this like like a bag of like chicken nuggets.
You'll get like a bag of like chicken nuggets her
fingers like or whatever, like the frozen ones for the kids. Man.
I think I bought one yesterday. It was like nine
fifty bro. It's it's a lot, man, Yeah, it was
everything it came up. So granted, now you buy a
little bit and people four hundred and eighty dollars, dude,

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it wasn't even a full It's not even like it
was an overflowing cart like you see these people. But dude,
I'll tell you.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
My wife busts my balls, the kids, my bulls. But
that's why everything in my in my fridge is great value.
I go, guys, I gotta cut corners somewhere. Like they're like, oh,
it's not Heinz ketchup. I go, yeah, I don't care. Yeah,
it's it's Kmart brand ketchup. And that's what you're it's ketchup.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Yeah. Yeah, orange juice and everything, orange milk all that, Yeah,
it was. It was orange milk. That's why orange milk
sounds great. She's like wosh, Like I do this every
two weeks. It's like I don't even know about it.
Don't even tell me what you have that on food.
That's what my wife does. The she orders it just
shows up on our porch. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
But it's like, you know, once again, this is why
I get so angry about the perishable stuff, because we
buy all this perishable stuff and then in a week,
like I'm.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Throwing it away. Yeah, I'm like, dude, I'm like I'm like,
come on, man, like we wasted all this money on
this stuff. I know where your eyes are. You're like,
is this healthy?

Speaker 3 (08:43):
We're gonna do this, but then it doesn't get eaten,
and I got I toss it.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yeah, I think the because it's so expensive. I think
we we she has scaled down to that because I'm
waiting for her to go Apples, orange bananas.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
So yeah, the bananas that are brown, that are sitting
on my counter, just give me one.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Just give me one of those a week. No way,
it's orange week in our house, so he's gonna have
just oranges. Do you know? Might be banana week. Do
you know what fruit gets used in my house?

Speaker 4 (09:05):
That?

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Lemons and limes? You know why, me too, because they
get used in drinks.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
On the rocks. With a line fruit that gets eat
as it does, you can make a pina colada with it.
It doesn't get wasted.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
My wife was having a drink the other night and
a huge chunk of fruit was in it, and I go,
where'd you get that? She goes, Oh, it's a piece
of pineapple. That's the only time that we're ever gonna
have pineapple is when you put it in a drink.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yeah, whatever, it goes into an expresso martini does not
go to waste in my house. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
My wife had some like probiotic juice or something yesterday
and she's like, hey, can I you know, can you
get me a cup of that?

Speaker 1 (09:40):
And she's like, can you also give me a mimosa?
I almost mixed her pro probiotic juice into the mimosa
to be like, why not just kill two birds with
one stone? Do we do it? It's whatever? This real?
It's like a like a probiotic whatever. Yeah. Well yeah,
I'll mix it with bacca chiabada bata something or something
like that. Perfect. Yeah, I don't know what. It's the

(10:01):
perfect drink. It's good for my gut. And then I
think Indian recipe. I don't know, idea stuff works or not. Look,
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We get back. Not got some rock news.

Speaker 6 (10:28):
Jojoe and Scottie rock New.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
These guys are getting older, man, they can't do the
things they used to do. Sebastian Bach of skid Row
now of just Sebastian Bach pain. Also he's from a
Trailer Park Boys great on a great show called Trailer
Park Boys, which is on Netflix.

Speaker 6 (10:45):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
He said, I can't do things like head bang anymore.
He said, I got to dial it back when it
comes to physicality on stage. You whipped your head around.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
Yeah, he said, the head bang in BS. I can't
do it anymore. He's fifty six years old, he said.
His body it's kind of break it down. He said,
I have this thing when I get on stage, my
brain says, don't be a pussy. He said, I think
kicked their ass. U mf or is there even a
mash pit now? No, especially on at a skid Row show.
He said, when I'm on stage, I don't know why,
but I feel any pain. I don't feel any pain

(11:16):
up there. I laugh when I'm on stage, and then
what happens the next day? I get up and I
can't walk. I get it, man, you know your body's
breaking down a little bit. That's a lot of headbanging,
you know.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
He's been doing it now on in almost forty years,
Paul McCartney has employed the British government to protect artists,
has it considers a copyright law update that the former
Beatle believes would make it easier to rip off creators.
The UK government is currently consulting on proposals that will
allow tech companies to use copyrighted material to train AI
via text and data mining, unless the right holders opt out.

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Paul McCartney worried that these updates could discourage artists from
creating new works and result in a loss of creativity.
He contrasted this from the days of his youth, saying,
when we were kids in Liverpool, we found a job
that we love, but it also paid the bills. You
get young guys girls coming up. They write a beautiful.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
Song and they don't own it and they don't have
anything to do with it, and anyone who once can
just rip them off.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
He said.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
The truth is money is going somewhere and it gets
on the streaming platform. Somebody's getting the money, and it
should be the person who created it.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
It shouldn't just be.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Some tech giant somewhere that's coming from the great Sir
Paul McCartney. Def Leppard, their guitar is Vivian Campbell, offered
a positive health update as his twelve year battle of
cancer continues. It's currently recovering from surgery, which was why
he wasn't on stage with the bands that there are
recent shows. Phil Collin, his guitar tech, took over for

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Vivian during some of the shows.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
I don't know any of their names. I can't name
you anybody out there. The lead singer guy, and then
there's the guy whose name is Phil Collins, but it's
Phil Collin, not Colin's right. And then there's a guy
who's dead. And then the guy with one arm. I
don't know his name either. I've never heard you say
their name, Ryan Boom, Paul. His name is Paul, Jerome Jerome,

(13:05):
That's what I think the drummer's name is. He looks
like a Maurice. Vivian said that, you know he's he's
had a girl's name. By the way, isn't it well, Vivian,
He's had cancer for twelve years, so he you know,
he's got to keep an eye on it, he said.
Even at my worst in cancer, I was doing a
very hardcore chemotherapy. I still managed to go on tour
with def Leppard. I had a hard time convincing the band.

(13:27):
They wanted me to stay at home, but I couldn't
do that. Well, shout out to Vivian, not him, my
house painter. Her name is Vivian, So shout out to
that Vivian. You know. He said, I just have to
keep my head down on my spirits up for the
next one hundred days of primary recovery.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
And he signed off on his I guess his Twitter
post a very happy viv He should be able to
return an action by the end of April if everything
goes well when they kick off the tour in Puerto Rico.
There you go. Some rock news for.

Speaker 7 (13:54):
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Speaker 1 (14:00):
The bank a thousand dollars. Starting at ninety m this morning,
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point seven, the XL, South Jersey's rock station. All Right,
I'm sending you. I'm texting you two pictures and I'm gonna,
uh know, you tell me what you see in these pictures,
and I'm gonna tell you what it actually is. I
was deleted. When you send me pictures, I delete them, all.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
Right, you, So it's it's sending out now. You tell
me you click on the picture and tell me what
you think is happening. And I'll tell you. It's one
of those things where you're like, you thought this was
a good idea. How did you think this was a
good idea?

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Okay, there's no way that you saw this and said, yeah,
go with it. Oh my gosh, it makes super sense.
I did see this up. What do you see this, fate?
What do you see? Okay? This people are on a
cruise ship. Now it's a group of people that look
like the KKK. Okay, they're all white, white gloves they do.

(14:54):
They look at they and there were hoods with pointed hoods. Yeah,
it's all in all white, which is simp of the KKK. Now,
this is an Australian cruise ship and they were having
a Christmas celebration like a parade on the cruise ship.
These are cruise members, like the workers on the cruise
I see, and they thought, yeah they now this is

(15:17):
what they said. Now were they covering their ass? I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
I don't in this day and age, they think people
wouldn't take pictures. They said they were supposed to be
snow cones.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
I get it, but I don't, dude, if you look
at these pictures, these guys are wearing klu Klex Klan
outfits and they're they're marching around, literally marching around the
cruise ship.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
How do you think that is a good idea? Even
if you think, okay, it's a snow cone, it's not
a snow cone. No, no, it's dude. It's one of
those things where you had one job. How did you
let that happen?

Speaker 1 (15:48):
If the horrific group the KKK never existed, we never
knew his existence. It was never ever I could say
it's a snow coat. I will look at him and
be like, oh, oh, that's a real stupid snow cone
outfix it's snow outfit if it is a snow cone,
because it's just your head, like your head is the
top of the snow cone. It's upside down, it's the
point thing going up. But yeah, that that's those are
You're marching in a group. Man, it's all bad. It's

(16:10):
all bad. The Cruise Line had to come out and apologize.
I said it was a huge misunderstanding. They have the
k in Australia, is it. I'm sure you know what
they were doing because you can look at this it
looks silly, it looks silly. It looks silly, it looks stupid.
And in this day and age, you know people are
going to be filming it and taking pictures of it.
And at this point, now you go above and beyond

(16:32):
to not offend people like offensive like this came up.
The Hitler sign that the headline threw out came up
at dinner last night. My wife brought it up. I said,
everyone is, there's pictures of Hillary doing it. Obama do it.
She's like, well, he pounded his just its like I
do it all the time.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
Like apparently it's a it's a Roman so okay, so okay,
it's it's it's it's a it's a it's a Roman
signal from from back in the day of the Romans, right,
and it what it is is it's to grab your
heart and throw your heart to the crowd's.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
But Hitler took that from the Romans and made it
into something.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
Else, so he ruined it for everybody. And so why
but you got but Elon is a spastic, weird dude.
But it's like, dude, you could have just waved. You
could have just waved the crowd. You didn't need to
do that move. I don't know what made in your
head made you think that that was the right move.
Just like there's a cruise director who said, yeah, guys,

(17:32):
those snow cone outfits look great on you. They don't
look like KKK outfits at all. Yeah, Elon has to again,
I know what you what you were doing. You didn't.
This shows how much you got to go above and beyond,
not that you got to say, you know what, this
could be easily, yes, don't do it, though people do.
They dig Elon enough where man, he had a lot

(17:55):
of Jewish support come out and be like, yeah, he's not,
he's not. He's not doing a Hitler sign. We know,
we know him.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
You know.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
Once again, he's he's an autistic, spastic dude who does
weird things like jumps around on stage in awkward manners.
But at the end of the day, he's he's his genius,
you know, and geniuses are weird. They're not normal people.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
You know what, there's probably many guys out there who
want to do the small little mustache right, they want
to do a little Hitler ruined the mustache. Can't do
that mustache. You can't do that. But if it looks
good on you, you can't do it because again, be not
to offend somebody, because they're gonna look at it and say,
I know what you're doing, even if you're not doing that.

Speaker 5 (18:34):
Hitler mustache really screwed Charlie Chaplin, cause Charlie Chaplin.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
Charlie Chaplin was like, dude, this mustache is awesome. Kids
are going to grow it because they want to look
like me. And then Hitler grabs.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
It and he's like, what, God damn it, I can't
use the mustache anymore. Out Charlie Chaplin for Christmas or
Valloe sucks.

Speaker 7 (18:53):
Man.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
It's like the guy who came up with the okay
signal and then all of a sudden people said it
was racist and it's like, no, man, and it was okay,
it was okay, you're making enough where How about the
guy he was you know, he used to go to
sporting events and he was like, man, I don't know,
let's talk maybe two hundred years ago. He's at a
sporting event. He goes our team's number one, Our team's

(19:14):
number one, and he's throwing up his middle finger, yeah,
number one. And then one day someone uses it to
be like, you know, go f yourself, ruins it for everybody. Wow,
you know, and so snow cones on a cruise ship
that looks like KKK.

Speaker 5 (19:28):
That's that's really I think somebody should lose their job
over that.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Probably. Look, we get back, we'll knock out some headlines
doing live.

Speaker 6 (19:40):
I can go all right it and we'll do it live,
and things sucks.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
I'm scouting good morning or some news poe use. On
a Monday, the Senate narrowly confirmed Pete Haigsett as the
next Secretary of Defense over the weekend, approving the president's
pick to lead the Pentagon. After a contentious battle over
his nomination. He was sworn in Saturday morning. The guy
who from a Fox News was confirmed in a vote
mostly along party lines, fifty one to fifty three. Republicans
broke with their party and opposed his nomination. That's where

(20:09):
Jadie Dance came in. He goes, oh, and he put
his vote in to send the Fox News guy to
the Pentagon.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
The Fox News guy. That's what he's known. Ass dude,
I know he's the good looking Fox News guy. That's
he's like, he actually.

Speaker 4 (20:22):
Served in the.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
H He's a decorative veteran. When the girls in the
view talk about, oh my god, the guy from Fox News.
But he's run the defense. He's the hot guy. He's
the hot guy on Fox News who cheats on his
wife and takes his coworkers the strip club. And that's
the guy I want running the military.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
A monitor has been appointed to oversee West Wildwood their
police department. A detective who was a major in the
New Jersey State Police before his retirement, was appointed last
week by the Kate Account of Prosecutor's office. You know
your city's in trouble when they have to appoint someone to.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Watch over you. You got a babysitter now, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
The appointment comes is the department's chief of police is
on leave of absence pending retire ironment. The guy will
oversee the day to day operations of the West wild
with police department enjoying All personnel adhere to proper protocols,
and the apartment continues to operate in the best interest
of the community.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Maybe in a summertime, but how do you get away
with anything right now? There's nothing happening. There was some drama.
If I remember in West wild what a couple of
years ago, President Donald Trump floated the idea of getting
rid of the IRS and sending ninety thousand IRS agents
to the border. He was in Vegas talking. He said,
one day all, he said, on day one, I immediately
halted the hiring of any new IRS agents. They hired
or tried to hire eighty eight thousand new workers to

(21:32):
go after you. Well, they have guns, so why not
send them to the border. He said? How about this?
He said, how about just no tax You could do
that if the tariffs worked the way I think they should,
I think that could happen. If you want to know
the truth, said President Donald Trump about getting rid of taxes.
The taxes would be good. That wouldn't mean Bob anymore,
that's for sure. Captain Bob, Yeah, from our Boos Cruises,

(21:53):
who's also our accountant. That's news. What about sports? Eagles
headed to the Super Bowl. They beat the Commanders fifth
five to twenty three. They'll play the Chiefs. The Chiefs
beat the Bills thirty two to twenty nine. Flyers Devils.
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One hundred point seven ZXL Soap Jerseys Rock Station, ZXL
Morning Show, Conspiracy Corner one hundred point seven z XL
Soup Jerseys Rock Station and the ZXL Early Morning Show.
Gary G. Garcia in studio, Gary, Gee, we love you
a guys.

Speaker 6 (22:34):
I would wake up this earlier, appreciate that. Yeah, you
gotta usually going to sleep.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
You got a great podcast, and now you're all about
conspiracies and and now these conspiracies are becoming truth.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Hey, two up real well about truth. Got to bring
you up real fast and you don't have to elaborate
much on them. But just I'm gonna throw two things
at you. Is Obama banging Jennifer Aniston? Dude, there's a lot,
but he's gay and me yeah, yeah. Allegedly, Big MIC's
out allegedly here's what I read yesterday, supposedly to getting divorced.
They're getting divorced and it's because there's a lot of

(23:08):
ties with Barack and it could even be like did
he esque and Michelle, Michelle knows all the details and
she wants to distance herself from from this big from understanding.

Speaker 6 (23:20):
Barack and Michael both big yeah, Big Mike did a
little time. They both did a little time at the
Diddy alleged what.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
If did he just takes out this just this was
the head domino. I heard him. I mean because she
shoulder presses more than him.

Speaker 6 (23:37):
Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised, dude, I got the presses him.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Listen, don't take much time.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
But look, but it is awkward that she hasn't shown it.
She didn't jump to the Jimmy Carter now and she
didn't show up to the inauguration.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
He solo to both.

Speaker 6 (23:48):
To both, I think, yeah, I think they're probably breaking up,
which may.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Happen, dude, they're a couple.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
They're in her fifties maybe maybe now and so maybe
it's like hey, man, like you know, the kids are old.

Speaker 6 (24:00):
Is not the same. He's he's gone for being that
smooth brother to.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Be like this hiccup.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
Trump getting elected it really because I think he was
looking for another four years when he was gonna run things.
I think, don't don't look, we all know Obama ran
He's he's run the world.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
Since two thousand and eight.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
Yeah, yeah, right, Biden Schmiden, he's run the World of
two thousand and eight.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Yeah, yeah, I got another one.

Speaker 6 (24:22):
I mean he's slipped a couple of times and said
like basically like he's running things.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
He slipped. A bunch of guys brought my wife brought
this one up. So look into this one a little
bit deeper. Caitlyn Clark is a man Caitlyn w n
b A W. Just because she seems to think she's
she's good. She looks kind of like a little manly
and her hands looking at man.

Speaker 6 (24:44):
Well, I mean she's a ball player.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Yeah, she's a tall.

Speaker 6 (24:47):
I mean she could be Okay, I think I think
the one that.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
In Russia, the one in Russia.

Speaker 6 (24:53):
Yeah, I think that one where.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
They need to do dan a tests on her to
figure out her.

Speaker 6 (24:58):
She looks a little duty. I can't wait till they're
all so they're all trans and then we could finally
watch some good Yeah. Yeah, you know, if women would
duncan like if we were seeing posters of chicks with
their crotches and another chick's face going over the top, Yeah,
you know, dunkin right over everyone.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Everyone would watch it. Gary, I got a question for you.

Speaker 6 (25:22):
Well, they can't dunk.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
And this isn't trans This is more pedal maybe P
Diddy type stuff. We know Hollywood is broken, right, Hollywood
a lot of dark secrets, and a lot of dark
secrets is peto stuff.

Speaker 6 (25:33):
I mean that's okay. I've basically created they.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
I watched a movie and I can't believe that this
was the basis of the movie because this guy is
a pedal and he was. He's convicted twice of child pornography.
I watched Beetle Juice, Beetlejuice, now Beetlejuice, Beetles Beetle.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
I watch it now.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
If you know anything about the original Beetle Juice, the
principal from Ferris Beetle his day off is the dad. Right,
he's Winona Ryder's dad, and he very popular actor in
the eighties and early nineties. Right, he wasn't everything everything
then got caught with child porn twice.

Speaker 6 (26:13):
I'm not surprised.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
I kind of ran out of Hollywood. If you watch Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice,
the whole basis of the movie is him. Now, he's
not in it as an actor, but his pictures in it.
They have animation of him, and the whole basis of
the movie is around him. But they know he's a
convicted pedophile. They didn't have to make.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
This movie story line of him, but they did. And
now I'm watching the whole movie and it ruined it
for me because I'm like, so they went into this movie.
Tim Burton went into this movie and said, we're gonna
take the pedophile, convicted pedophile, and we're gonna make the
basis of the plot around that guy. Yeah, what was it,
He was lost or something?

Speaker 3 (26:53):
He went, he died. They killed him off the beginning
of the movie. He got eaten by a shark. But
he's in the whole movie because it's all about ghosts
and stuff. Throughout the whole movie, you're seeing his picture,
his tombstone. They talk about him, and I'm like, so,
you could have went so many different ways, but you
used a convicted pedophile has the plot of the movie.

Speaker 6 (27:11):
Look, yeah, dude, you know Hollywood loves their pedals. Dude, Yeah,
they love their pedals. They stay working, they never lose
a job. They go they do like ten years, they
come out, got a job right there.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
Disney, That's something you should never be able to come
back from Look I get it, do Ui? You say
some stupid stuff, you Mel Gibson.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
It up. You can come back from that pedal stuff.
You should never be able to come back.

Speaker 6 (27:30):
Well, in Hollywood you could come back pretty strong.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
It's crazy.

Speaker 6 (27:34):
I mean, look at Nick Lodi and Nickelodeon had, like
all those people who did time and then came out
and you know, still hired them. It's not odd to
see pedals there.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
Do you think with Trump getting elected, do you think
we're gonna scale back from the woke stuff and start
making good movies again? Yes?

Speaker 4 (27:47):
All that.

Speaker 6 (27:48):
Man feel like it and said, I really haven't seen
anything yet, but I hope So.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
I can't watch anything in Top Gun four.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
I think Hollywood's taking a big because I don't think
Hollywood liked it. I think Hollywood's doing it to cater
to a certain audi.

Speaker 6 (28:04):
I think people just can't tie to Hollywood all together. Man,
I honestly do I think. I think I don't know, Like,
there's really nothing I want to watch. I think we're
all the really good actors. I can't watch no more.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
We're gonna do all the it's gonna be the eighties
all over again. We're just gonna get terminators and cobras
and predators.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Good hangover.

Speaker 6 (28:24):
It would be nice if what it is, it's just
a whole new fresh, a whole bunch of people we
never heard of, you know, coming out with you new
kind of movies, coming out with the new movies. That
there will be number twos and number three's too.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
You gotta know, I don't want to we will just
rot down.

Speaker 6 (28:41):
Some some things because I forget a lot of things.
And we were talking about, well, the fires. We were
talking about the fires in l A.

Speaker 8 (28:49):
Right.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Suppose that God burning down Hollywood. You know what a
lot of people.

Speaker 6 (28:54):
Yeah, I gotta be like, yo, the incident, don't give
a damn about anybody. It's like everybody's like them, you know.
It's the cruelest things. Meanwhile, they're people too well, and
there's some people. There's some people who like saved up
all their money to buy their dream little mansion or whatever,
and that's what they got and they're maintaining them.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Well.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
Brought up a great thing yesterday. She said they're gonna
do all these charity events, are about to do a
huge concert. It's gonna raise billions of dollars, billions Yeah,
of course, I hope that goes to the real people
and not somebody who's worth two hundred three hundred million dollars.

Speaker 5 (29:27):
Carol, North Carolina was a trailer park. Yeah, it was
still coming down. It was it. It was a Bill
Bob's a country bunker. The farmers market is going to
go towards the people that lost their.

Speaker 6 (29:42):
Supposedly, the twenty twenty eight Olympics are supposed to be
held where Los Angeles we got plenty of Supposedly, they
were gonna build those structures in the northern region, which
of course includes Palisades. Yeah, it includes San Fernando Valley
and not which is all burning down, right, And.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Then you've got by the way yet stop.

Speaker 6 (30:05):
And then you got Governor Nuskumb who's working on what
we were talking about, the twenty twenty eight smart lay. Right.
But supposedly it's not just about building a small city.
It's also to deal with the influx of people who
will be coming in for the Olympics.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
Yeah, don't again, here's the thing, we're going to rebuild
Los Angels. Do you know the amount of people that
are gonna have to now migrate exactly like workers from
around the country they're gonna have to come into. They're
gonna have to house them somewhere. Where do you put
all these works?

Speaker 6 (30:34):
Well, supposedly that's that's part of the plan too, to
build new structures for them. And then supposedly Governor Nuskumb
also has a comprehensive recovery plan called the Marshall Plan
for La two point zero, which covers forty thousand acres
of Los Angeles to rebuild that smart city.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
It'll be interested see what these people get for their homes. Dude,
I love thee nothing home. Did you see the press
conference with Trump where he's sitting there with all the
heavy hitters, right, He's sitting there with the gun, and dude,
She's like, you know, it can take eighteen months to
get you know, people back in their houses. He goes, Now,
we'll do it this week. I love it. Yeah. Yeah, no, no, no,
he goes, I'm waving every every fee, I'm waving every

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piece of paper.

Speaker 6 (31:15):
Because you know, you got the pile with a emergency.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
He goes, tonight, I want these people to get to
their homes tonight to start cleaning.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
I hope this isn't true. The firefighters like came from
all over different states. Yes, and they didn't meet the standards,
the emission stands, mission standards because of California, and he
weren't allowed to put out fire away.

Speaker 6 (31:34):
They wanted to burn, dude, because they wanted to be built. Yep,
you know what I'm saying. And we'll see. Like I said,
if if you know, all this stuff is sort of
like when we when we were talking last year about
the about the NFL Super Bowl, we were like, well,
we'll see because they remember they were calling all these
conspiracies and it was gonna win. They were wrong. Yeah,
one d you know they were wrong. This is one
of those things where you'll be able to see because

(31:56):
you know, eventually the fires are going to start, the
rebuilding to start. If he's starting to buildmart cities, yeah,
you know, if the Olympics are actually going to be
in Los Angeles, all those things, If it really is,
then you see that Atlantic City. It's one of those
things where you're happy and live in Atlantic City when
you start seeing the world crumble around because you're like,
got to the Atlantic City. It's crushing on its own.

(32:18):
Gotta worry about I gotta worry about bombs, change, as
bad as it is, but change. Maybe one day it
might be the only building standing. It's gonna be the
nuther one spot. It's gonna be Juveidate again. Everything else
falls around and it's the only place still standing.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
Carrie, Where can people find?

Speaker 6 (32:35):
You can find me at ac jokes dot com. Man,
I play every single night a week. We're going back
to seven days a week February first, Uh, so you
can find me there every Monday, including tonight. I'm in
New York City doing the Not Quite Tuesday midnight show.
And if you haven't already, check out my comedy mixtape. Man,
it's called I can get killed for telling you this
on YouTube and you can get on your page to

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running your.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
Facebook, Facebook dot com for check it out.

Speaker 6 (32:59):
Man, I appreciate it, Gary she more people want to hire.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
Me, Garcia. We love you, Gary Gee, I love you guys.

Speaker 6 (33:04):
Man, it's always a blest okay. If we always worth
waking up.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
We get back. We'll not out some trash. Oh why
love trash?

Speaker 6 (33:17):
Anything thirty on toping, anything.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Racket rock or roughing.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
Yes, love trash some trash for you. Ryan Reynolds is
playing trying to play damage control. Him and his wife
are in the middle of a pretty contentious lawsuit with
a guy that his wife, Blake Lively, did a movie with.
Blake Lively claims this guy was sexually harassing her on
the set. This guy's coming out saying that Blake Lively's
crazy and she's trying to ruin his career.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
What's this do to my MIT subscription for my cell phone? Anything?

Speaker 3 (33:50):
Yeah, I don't understand mitt It's like nine dollars a month.
Why aren't we all just using mitts? I don't know how,
How is it even possible?

Speaker 1 (33:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (33:56):
But yeah, So apparently the rumor now is that Blake Lively,
Ryan Reynolds's wife was doing this movie with this guy,
good looking guy, Justin Baldani, and apparently things were probably
getting hot heavy, and she had just come off having
a baby, so she was probably vulnerable.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
And things on the set were getting kind of hot heavy.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
Not saying anything happened, but like you could feel there
was something palpable in the air with him and her
with this guy Justin Baldani, and like just their chemistry
on set. Well, apparently Ryan did not like that. He
apparently has a very old jealous streak and so he
kind of put his foot down and said, all right,
I'm gonna be on set every day and and and
made it like really kind of just made it an

(34:36):
awkward situation.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
On set, he was dressed up like dead it was weird,
well yet, but he would bring his Deadpool co stars
to the set. Okay, like it was just got weird.
James Franco's brother, Dave Franco, has been flooded with text
to play the kid who killed the insurance guy.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
Remember that we all forgot about that. That guy, the
insurance guy who got assassinated right on New.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
York City Street. Yeah, Mary Luigi, Louis Luigi wrong, good
looking kid, good eyebrows. He's in jail for shooting the
insurance guy, the CEO of the insurance company United health Care. Well,
Dave Franco, who kind of looks like him, has good
eyebrows too, could play him in a movie. Woody Harrelson
and his brother actually want Matthew McConaughey to take a

(35:19):
DNA test to see if they're actually brothers, because that's
how much they feel like they're alike. They do call
each other brothers from another mother. Har Well, whaty Harrison
and Matthew mcconaey are best friends. And then Wood He's brother,
and him want Matthew to take a DNA test to
see if they're related in any way. We'll get into

(35:39):
that celebrities being related coming up in just a little bit.
Something dropped last week and it's it's flown under the radar,
but it's such a weird story and I don't know
if it's a work or not. It has to deal
with Billy Corgan and Bill Burn, Angeline and Jolie and
Brad Pitt's kid. They keep giving him an e bike
that's like it's like right below a dirt bike. Through

(36:00):
these bicycles, but they're charged up so they go pretty fast,
and he's crashed one now twice over the weekend. He
crashed into the side of a car. This is like
the one if you get a Dewey. These are the
ones you use.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
Now you go on you can know if it's motorized.
You can get a dui right right, Yeah, So this
thing's motorized. I mean it's got an electric engine on it.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
But I mean if you lose your license, like around here,
I see a ton of them on the side of
the road. Those when you gets pulled over on that
or he will cause an accident. You can get a
dui on that.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
Anything with a motor That's why the funniest stories are
guys get pulled over on their lawnmowers, or guys get
pulled over on a cooler that has a like a
lawnmarwer engine on it. If it has a motorized engine
and you're on a sidewalk or you're on a road,
you can get a dui.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
But not roller skates or rollerblades. I don't think they're
a skateboard because they're not motorized unless you put like
like rockets on the back of your your rollerblade like coyote. Yeah,
they catch the road runner.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
But he keeps crashing a stupid bike and then there's
video of him. He has no hands on his handle, right,
he's I think texting while riding the stupid e bike. Uh,
let's see a Tory spelling. This is kind of it's
it's not funny that she lost her house. Her house
burned down in those fires in La know Tory spelling from.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
Beverly Hills nine of two. One oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
She said that when they went back to try and
clean out the house. She thought that looters had come
in and and looted her house because it was.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Such a mess. And then she realized she said, oh
my god, it's just the way we live. Yeah, she
said our house was such it was such trash, but
she goes.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
I guess seeing it in all that devastation, I realized
we lived like like homeless people.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
Crap everywhere, sure everywhere.

Speaker 8 (37:42):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
J Lo is reportedly eyeing up a twenty million dollar
mansion in Ben Affleck's neighborhood. The two just got divorced,
but now they might be neighbors. See this is tough.
I sold the buddy a house and it was him
and his girlfriend had split up, and he found a
house right across the street, like where you can see
her house from his side. Were thing he ever did.
He sits at the window and watches her come home

(38:03):
with her date, who is now the neighbor when they
lived there. Well, this is a twenty million dollar mansion
in Brentwood. Now we are know brentwoodcause I believe that's
where OJ lives. No good, it's gonna be terribly.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
As Ben Aflacker ex husband just bought a place right
down the road there you go.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Some trash for it when it comes to your energy bill.
Atlantic City Electric. Hey, good morning, z XL.

Speaker 4 (38:29):
Hey morning. I feel you guys on the grocery prices, man,
that's been killing me and the.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
You know, when you it existed, I just didn't want
to I didn't want to see it. And I saw
it and check out, I'm like, God, this is I'll
be honest.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
Trump's been in there a week. I need I need
these things to change. What are we doing here?

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Let's you know, maybe not so much deportation. I need
I how about deporting some dollars off my milk. Let's dude,
that is funny, man. I guess liberals don't have a
lot to push back on right now. And so uh
they're like they're like look, they're like, look, gas prices
aren't down yet. Dude's been in the dude still has
boxes sitting in the in the living room of the

(39:04):
White House. He hasn't even unpacked yet. The day after
he got in there went up to three fifteen for
some reason. Oh why did do that?

Speaker 6 (39:10):
Ma?

Speaker 1 (39:10):
Huh? Conspiracy? I got questions? All right, buddy, what's.

Speaker 4 (39:13):
Your name's so funny? Barry?

Speaker 3 (39:16):
All right, Barry, you got one hundred bucks to ocean
in ac All right, what do you do?

Speaker 4 (39:20):
Sweet man? I trained dogs for a living, and I well, okay, I.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
Got a dog question for you. Okay, okay, perfect, because yeah, Joe,
Joe got bit, broke skin, mind broke skin. My dog
bit me. I don't know if he thought I was
gonna hit him, because I don't hit the dog, but uh,
I don't know. It was something chewed up. I was
giving him the old no look and I put my
hand down. He's like, I forget this. He's coming in hard.
So we got he locked into my arm. So we
put the dog down, right, Barry, I.

Speaker 4 (39:48):
Mean I had a I had a rock Wilder, and
that would do the Dame thing. And you beat man.
A little bit of obedience training or fel autos SI
stay down and come. That gets them acting right, and
they learned.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
To respect you. You know what I'm gonna ask you this,
is there a remorse with a dog? Because it seems
like since he did it, he knows now that I
was ready to ship him out or at least shoot
him behind the shed. And I feel like he curls
up a little bit more on me now he's like,
you know what, I'm really sorry about that. It's just
weak for the next time.

Speaker 4 (40:17):
Yeah, it's just called possessive aggression.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
That's doll Yeah yeah, getting rid of.

Speaker 4 (40:23):
Actually had a dog up in Manhattan one time, by
name Itli that was fighting the owner over the same
kind of state, over the same stuff. Yeah, and the
guy was just amazed. You know when I brought him
home and I was able to pull something out of
his mouth, and he just couldn't be happier. I tell you, man,
I trained over a thousand dogs. Man obedience really changed
dogs lives.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
All right, Okay, yeah, I was gonna say, Barry, how
about this man? Since since you know JoJo's got a
crazy dog, why don't give a shout out to your
business If you got a dog out there that's nuts,
called Barry?

Speaker 4 (40:51):
You got it man. It's called courthouse canine training. I'm
out of can making court out in the Jersey.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
It's called four house courthouse like.

Speaker 4 (40:59):
He make furho house right, sport out canine training?

Speaker 1 (41:03):
All right, if you need your dog, do you train cats?
I mean he actually uses the.

Speaker 4 (41:12):
Yeah, man, but you know, if you're willing to spent
about ten to fifteen minutes a day with your dog. Man,
I mean, you can make them the best dog on
the block.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
He go, Joey, my wife does it now. She's like
trying to train them a little bit. I'm like, I
don't know. I want to take him out back and
have a square one because I feel like he snuffed
me like at Kangaroo. Right.

Speaker 4 (41:28):
Yeah, when you see what I do is everything starts
on the least, you know what I mean, Like I
come to people's homes, I train the dog in their environment,
and then I show the owner just how to just
practice with them. And then you know, next thing, you know, bam,
you know what I mean? Dogs listening to you, guys
communicate really well and life goes on. You know what
I mean.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
It's carry the dog.

Speaker 4 (41:48):
You can't hold any kind of revenge towards you know
what I mean? Like that was just his way well
temper canswer them.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
I get dogs. He hates the dog. I don't want.
I know. I'm speaking for Jojo here, Hey Barry, and
can we take one hundred dollars? You just want to
take that off my tab? When I hire you, I
will get your number off the ends. Is something we
make it so yeah, Barry, Courthouse Canine is the company
shout out to you train the dogs out there? Are

(42:17):
you stay on home. We're gonna get to all your info,
right all right?

Speaker 4 (42:19):
That guy have a great debt.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
I'll write that number day. It was once again a
Courthouse Canine. Yeah, Barry seems like a good guy.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Yeah, uh looking with that suit where he allows the
dolls just the mall them. That guy, they dive me
that suit. Dude. We were at a we were at
a barbacute man over the summer, and I guess the
people that threw it, I mean a little out of
their minds. It's all the guys from the jiu jitsu
gyms are all tatted up and they're just like a
couple of drinks at them. Well, one guy had the
suit and the one guy had the dog that would
do it, and he actually he put the guy in

(42:45):
the suit and had to run down man wash. We
cheered on. It was actually pretty fun to watch. So
those National Nights out, it's that rookie cop who's got
to put the the autphit on and they had the
canine attack them. That's always the best part. The kids
love that you're guarantee you see a helicopter and a
all attacking Look we we get back. We'll not got
some headlines thousand dollars could be yours. It's called rock

(43:09):
the bank. We do it right here one hundred point
seven zxls after his rock station nine am be listening
for the keyword.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
Dude, here's something that kind of has flown under the
radar unless you're I guess, like a comedy podcast fan.
And maybe it's because both guys aren't at their height anymore.
But wow, this is a crazy story. So Howie Mandell
has a podcast, and Howie Mandel we all remember, uh

(43:35):
you know, great comedian was in a bunch of movies
in the eighties.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
Growing up.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
He used to put a like a rubber glove on
his head. That was his big kicker. He's always on
Tonight's show.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
It's like a rooster. He's like a rooster. Yeah right.
He would put the like a latex glove over his head.
That is funny.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
Then he had a great cartoon when I was a
kid growing up called Bobby's World, Uh, that he was
the voice of. Then he he became the guy with
the briefcase right like, he hosted that show. What was
it the twenty one thousand dollars briefcase the dealer, No Dealer,
no Deal, pressure luck, the dealer, no deal. He did Dealer,
no Deal, and I kind of put him back on
the map. And now he's been a judge on America's

(44:11):
Got Talent. And so now him and his daughter have
a comedy podcast where they, you know, invite musicians and
comedians on and it's a podcast, sit down, interview type podcast.
So he's pretty close with comedian Bill Burr. Now, I
don't think Bill Burr is that the hype Bill Burr
was maybe five six years ago, but Bill Burr's still
one of the biggest names in comedy.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Now.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
If you know Bill Burr, he's a red headed guy
from Boston and he's bald. Okay, this guy, Yeah, redheaded
guy from Boston and he's bald. That's a very important
redheaded guy from Boston.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
He's bald.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
He's bald. He's bald, shaved head bald. Now Billy Corgan
from Smashing Pumpkins, he's from Chicago.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
He has red hair and.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
He's baldy Okay, So apparently in an interview once Billy
Corgan from Smashing Pumpkins.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Said this.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
That his dad was never around and his mom once
told them, and this is after Bill Burr had become
a popular comedian, that, Hey, that guy Bill Burr you
see on TV, I think that's your brother. Okay, because
Bill Burr's dad used to step out on his mom

(45:29):
a lot and started apparently a second family in Chicago,
having a son named Billy Corgan. Now, at first I
thought this was a work. Now here's where Howie Mandel
comes in the mix. How he knows the story, so
how he's having Bill Burrough doesn't mention this, and then says, Hey,
we have another guy coming in and all of a
sudden they've never met.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
It's Billy Corgan. We need to get him next to
each other.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
Now Bill knows that Billy's told this story to the
press and does it.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Isn't that you know? Isn't that keen on it?

Speaker 3 (46:00):
So now it's kind of awkward because now you have
two guys who could be brothers, and when they're next
to each other, they look like brothers. Why aren't we
doing the testing right then and there? Well, that's what
Howl said. Now they're both pissed at Howie Mandel because
he kind of set him up. And then the entire
time I'm watching the podcast, I'm like, is this like
a wrestling work, Like are they trying to get one
over on us?

Speaker 1 (46:18):
Or is this real? And it gets so awkward and
uncomfortable that Bill Burr is really really.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
Uncomfortable and you can tell he doesn't want to be there,
and he's trying to kind of just poo poo it
and be like, you know, let's move on. But you
got his brother who could be his brother, Billy Corgan,
sitting right there, and now they got to talk about
how what a dirt bag Bill Burr's dad was. He
could have multiple families out there because I guess his
dad was a traveling sales guy or something, so he
could have been just banging all across the country.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
And it's different if you don't have fame and you're saying, hey,
you could be related to this person, like Okay, for example,
my mom claimed that she's like a second cousin to
hault Cocin, which would be awesome if you had an
uncle hook right, but this is like Uncle Kerry Billiam
my mom's and nobody saying she's related to this, you know,
haul Cogan. Yeah, but these are like two people that
have fame. To link those two together. Yeah, it was

(47:07):
weird and it was true.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
The awkwardness that I felt for Bill Burr because Bill
didn't want anything to do with this. It was almost like,
oh my god, this might be true.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
And like I said, you see these guys and they're
both really musically inclined.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
Like a lot of people don't know this.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
Bill Burr is very musically inclined, and they're very talented,
you know guys. So it's crazy Bill Burr the comedian
and Billy Corgan from Smashing Pumpkins could be long lost brothers. Well,
we're gonna have to get to someone's to how he's
gonna have to pay for the tests to figure that out.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
Yeah. Man, when growing up in middle school, because they're
never gonna live it down, it's always gonna come up
all the time.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
Dude, there was a girl in middle school. She smelled
weird and and she was always he always had that
one girl that smelled weird, and she she didn't have
a lot of friends. So she decided one year she
was going to make up a lie and she told
everyone that she was related. Now, this kid like you're
like hook Cogan, that's such a crazy one. You might
believe it because your mom to pull out whole cog
and like, your mom's not a wrestling fan.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
I know she got that right. We all lived in
California at one point, so he wasn't here from California,
from Florida. And then there's no this happened that she's
a liar. So here's the thing. So this girl that
I went to middle school with, if she picked like
a low level celebrity, you'll almost buy it. Like, you know,
I always bring up that the guys, some boys, the men,
they they bought their mom a place in my neighborhood.

(48:26):
Grow yeah, like me and the guy like he's tan,
I'm not so so the girl, she throws out this
lie way too big.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
There's no way this is true. She says that her cousin,
Michael Jackson, you know you went too heavy.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
Yeah, went way too heavy to say Michael Jackson.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
Now if you say Johnny Gill, okay, right, like a
member of New Addition, I could go, okay, I may
buy that one of the guys from Color Me Bad,
not the main guy, the second guy Sinbad. Right, I
could be like, Okay, maybe sindbads your uncle. I get that,
but she went too heavy with Michael Jackson. That's too much.
That's too much baggage. You're never gonna be able to

(49:07):
keep up with this lot.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
Like my mom went Junkyard Dog. Okay, possibly, but I'm
not Hawk Oak one hundred percent. Jyd Yeah is your uncle?

Speaker 4 (49:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (49:15):
So I like to look at that sest But dude,
it was so questions mom, that Billy Corgan, it's it's on.
Just put in Billy Corgan, Bilburr and YouTube. It's awkward,
it's weird, which makes me think it's real. Yes, that
these guys could be brothers, man, and they look just
the light. You better figure it out now because it's ah.
We's gonna come up in interviews now, gosh it. Now

(49:37):
it's gonna be weird at family dinners. It's very it's
very awkward. I guess Bill's dad is dead, so like
we can't you know, he can't cough up any information. Look,
we can back, man, what do a think called? You
think you have to you think you got it bad.
I don't think I have a bad.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
Jet Blue is being sued for one million dollars over
a watermelon sized chunk of ice that allegedly fell from
one of their planes and crashed through a roof in California.
Michael Reese and Leah Fernie allegedly said that the ice
chunk caused hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of damage
to their dream home that they've been forced to move
out because of renovations. In addition to damages, The million

(50:14):
dollars is needed to compensate them for emotional damage that,
of course came along with the physical damage to their home.
No word on if they were home when this bomb
dropped through their house.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
If you're the pilot, you got to take the broom
and brush off the plane. I do that with snow.
All of a sudden, I'm watching through the rear view mirror.
I'm watching all the snow from the roof just fly
off my car into the cars behind me. You ever
see the shit ice come off a truck up It
is pretty awesome to watch. If you want a list
of countries that Americans shouldn't visit in twenty twenty five,
of course, okay, these six of these are on the

(50:48):
level flour do not travel at all lists. I bet
I have a time sharing one of them, go ahead, Sudan. No,
we're not going to Sudan this year. North Korea. I
don't even know where this is. Burke on a Fasso, Mali,
South Sudan. So if you really like Sudan and then
you wanted to head the South Sudan, they're saying no, no, no, Burma, Russia, Syria, Yemen, Somalia, Libya, Iran, Haiti, Venezuela, Ukraine, Iraq, Belarus,

(51:21):
Central African Republic, Lebanon, and to round it out of
places you shouldn't visit in twenty twenty five, Afghanistan. You
talk about illegal immigration, like just coming to this country.
I don't think I could get to any of those countries.
Could I? Could I just go to North Korea on
a vacation.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
If I wanted to do my time share in Afghanistan
is running out.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (51:40):
Was thinking about going to Belarus. Maybe I'd stop in
Iraq on the way.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
My fees went up, but my one in Sudan. Police
broke up a house party at Cocob, Florida. The school
principal and a teacher were arrested for having the party.
The party was being held at the home of a
Roosevelt Elementary school principal, Elizabeth Hill, brought again. Reportedly, when
the party was broken up by Already's. Over one hundred
juveniles were on site, someone taking in some alcohol, and

(52:04):
one was seen in the front yard experiencing alcohol related
medical event, meaning puking.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
A teacher was also arrested under suspicion of child neglect
and contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
Dude, you know what, We're having a good time. We're relaxing. Okay,
they're thirteen. They love wine coolers. Yeah. See, it sucks
to be a principle, like the principle for my kids
elementary school. She's actually friends with somebody that we know
and she can't She's like, we've invited her to our parties,
Like I can't come. Yeah, yoh, god forbid, I'm at
your party and uh there's music playing, but yeah, something

(52:37):
crazy happens. I'm breaking it down to the floor and
shaking her ass. She's like, I can't add that video
pop up. It was kind of cold drinking with your
teachers for the first time. I remember being a maybe
just of age or maybe just you know, fake id,
and I remember being at a bar seeing some of
our teachers. Yeah, you got well. In college, we'd go
to the bars on like a Friday, Thursday, Friday night
and it's and the professors were there at the bars

(52:59):
with us because you're, I mean.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
You're all adults, and so it was. It was kind
of weird. And the next thing, you know, Monday morning,
you know, you kind of hide in your eyes. They're like, oh,
what did I say or do?

Speaker 4 (53:09):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (53:09):
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even know this was a rule in the NFL, but
it came up during the Eagles game yesterday and it
was fun to watch. It was a I mean that
game was kind of a blowout. The Bill's Chiefs game

(53:30):
was kind of a good game. It was kind of
torn on who was gonna win.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
The first half of the Eagles game was it was closed,
but then the second half it was I just kind
of got it.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
It was a mess. The Eagles are lined up, They're
gonna do that tush push, so I like the Redskins.
I like their uh oh boy, they're giving it a shot.
So you're trying to time it because this is to stop.
It is to time this play. So there's this one guy,
Lulu Lemon or something right. His name's like Lulu Lulu
right and uh and he did a play like this
earlier in the game and he was able to get

(53:59):
a sack out of it where he literally just tries
to time the snap perfectly to where he's just blowing
over the line and you have nothing to lose because
if you get off side, you're only going half the
distance of the Golden On the ones, he's a twelve
inching the offensive line, So you're thinking, okay, how long
is this going to go on?

Speaker 8 (54:17):
Now?

Speaker 1 (54:17):
They're they're at the one yard line. They're at the
one yard line. They're like, all right, we'll do.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
The toush push, and dude, it's awesome what they got
four penalties in a row because this guy kept just
diving over to the point where they're laughing.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
They're all laughing because they're like, how many more penalties
can you get? Even the ref kind of grab them
and the refs smiling, and he's like listen, man, you
just can't keep doing this. But like, how many times
can they have to go to.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
The They had to go to New York where the
main office is for the NFL and look the look
up the rule. If they get a certain amount of
penalties at like inches to the goal, they can just say,
you guys got a touchdown.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
Yeah, they say, any farther were's the officials. We can
just award you the points that I'm like, I didn't
even know you could do that because I thought there
was instances where like a coach would like up a
player and like they would have to you know, you
couldn't just award them the points. But yeah, I got
to the point where I don't know, keep trying it
until it failed. Like a parent, they had to yell
at the play just stop doing this, and he just

(55:11):
kept doing it. And then the other players they're they're
now nervous, so now they're.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
Jumping off sides. I think there was four or five
penalties in a row.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
It's gonna be interesting. And I know, as an Eagles fan,
you don't want to take it away because it's a
it's a gimme, it's a it's a one yard gimmey.
I get it, But dude, what it does to a
lineman because the offensive lineman can go low, but I
don't think the defensive guys can go. But you are
going low with a defender's leave. And the commissioner did say,
they're pushing the running back or you're pushing the quarterback.
You're just pushing him. But you can't push it the

(55:40):
defensive player. Because I'm on the defense, I'm finding the fattest,
biggest guys I can. I'm like, you just go out there,
give me eleven of the guys that weigh the most
on this team.

Speaker 3 (55:48):
I don't know if you watched the greatest show ever.
That's the Jason Kelce program on ESPN called it It's uh,
it's uh. They call it Late Night. Yeah, but on
his talk show, he had the commissioner on. The missioner
said they are not getting rid of the tush playoffs. Yeah,
so it's gonna be around in football. But yeah, I mean,
you know the place coming like the lineup for it.
You know, there's no other lineup like that.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
You just can't stop it now with that team unless
you hurtle over the defensive and offensive line. Look, uh,
this is it. We're done. Yeah, this is it everybody.
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