MONDAY 10-27-25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
In a world of job mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand above all the rest.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
And this show.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Isn't it?

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Hey? Man? What's happening? Good morning? She's still kicking. Man.
I am waiting for that text every morning and you
just say, and it has to be like a safe
word where you say, I don't know the eagles landed, yeah,
or what was the safe word in Semi pro where
he was fighting the bear and he wanted the bear
to stop? Smerconi just text you Christmas, Yeah, okay, Christmas? Yeah, dude.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
You know my mom being on hospice, but but it's
in her house and my wife and I are staying
there and you could tell it's taking a toll my wife, dude,
because it's creepy. It's creepy and morbid, like it's you're
just what you're waiting for someone to die and yeah,
like it's tough and we're just trying to find things
we do. So like we've rearranged the furniture, we've cleaned

(01:32):
out closets and then my wife gets upset at herself
for that. She's like, I'm cleaning out her closets. But
she's not dead yet.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Yeah, she's still here, but she's not. Yeah, she's not, dude,
he's not. Yeah, it sucks, man, Like for the game,
do you put an Eagle's hat on her and put
like a pennant in?

Speaker 4 (01:46):
I did you know, number one big foam finger, number
number one.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Eagles fan and she has a Clyde Simmons jersey on
you wrestled on there? Yeah, yeah she didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
She wasn't, you know, very impressed with the Eagles game yesterday.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
No, she didn't ask to watch it.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
I think she you know, I think there was an
old movie on on the TV where she's living.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
But uh, yeah, dude, it's just it's like, yeah, it's
a whole lot. Yeah, man, let me think about that.
You're gonna have, you know, a dead person that you're
gonna be in the same room, and you gotta magin
it going, man, because you work.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
With these uh, these nursing companies, and then these nursing
companies eventually goes into this hospice character. And I remember
talking to with this one guy, and he's like, yeah,
when she goes right, because she's probably gonna go in
the apps, do not call the EMTs. Here's here's the
magic number. You call this number. And like the Harvey

(02:42):
Kaitel and pulp fiction, she just comes and he or
she comes and.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Cleans it all up.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
The wolf shows it right, yeah, and he's like, dude,
he's like, we'll take care of everything, like like a
swat team will just come in and just take care
of everything.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
But you're right, for.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
A probably a half hour forty five minutes, there's going
to be a dead body in the house.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
I picture it like Ghostbusters where it rings. She says,
we got one. The guys fly down the pole, they
come in like what looks to be a hearse but
with a ghost on the side of it. Yeah, and
that's it, man, just put it all up. But yeah, yeah, soon,
I'm sure that's gonna happen. Uh. By the way, she
was breathing this morning, could eat today? Great? Maybe eleven
a m who had eleven am. Yeah, we had a

(03:24):
do it bets. Our buddy's dad has cancer. And that's
how mor good we are. We were we were we
were joking last night we.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
Were taking bets on who's gonna go first, his dad
or my mom?

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Lived the woman from Lassie. I saw that pop up yesterday. Yeah,
the mom from Lassie. Who knew she was still alive?
One hundred man, a hundred years old and a terrible mother.
Who let your kid fall in away? That many cust
let that kid run around the woods a little too much?
Yeah too, man? Who and why do they have so
many wells? And then you and I and the other
guy got into what dog was better? And old Yellow

(03:56):
was a coward? And my god, that's Ben was a
big Benji guy growing up, remember Benji Fujoe? H? Well?
Then Kujo Kujo he uh he uh killed the gay
kid from Who's the Boss? I didn't know that that
was the movie Jonathan Jonathan he was the little kid
in Kujo. Here we are off the rails again. Yep, everybody,

(04:17):
it is Monday. We're gonna find a ZXL workforce and
broke out the day today. The dog from married with children?
But was that wasn't that his name? But Bud Bud
the kid buck Buck Buck I think it was buck. Yeah.
Remember used to sit right on the stairs. Yeah, And
that's where its bed was, and he would you the
narrator would talk like he was like looking at everybody,

(04:38):
like when you're gonna feed me, We'll find out the
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a big one dude. Food Fighter tickets before they go
on sale.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
We made the announcement on Friday, food Fighters coming to
the link.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
We're gonna hook you up with tickets coming up to
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Speaker 5 (05:01):
I can go alrighte it and we'll do it a lot.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
And things sucks.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
I'm scottingod morning or some news about us. Sorry, Jamaica
looks like it might be over for you. Hurricane Melissa
is about to hit Jamaica.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
Just sounds like a awful woman. You're supposed to make
landfall tonight. And I'm following a lot of meteorologists, like
meteorologists that I kind of trust, and they're like this
is bad, Like this is real bad. It's a category
four right now.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
It's gonna be a category five probably by the time
it hits Jamaica. One hundred and fifty mile an hour winds.
They said, forty inches of rain. Wow, man, that's a
lot of mud out there.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Whatever. That's time Jamaica. You know, look, we all go
there and we stay at the all inclusive resorts. But
you go into the inner lands of Jamaica, dude, it's
super poor, you know. So it's it's tough and it's
an island, so they have nowhere to go. Well, that's
where we went too. It was like a long trip
from the airport to our resort. That's where we even

(06:09):
stopped halfway to go. If you wanted to go get
like a roadsode or something. I'm like, I don't want
to get it looked like the bar in care What
was that vampire that vampire movie with ah oh, Quentin
Tarantino and George Clunton with Selma. Yeah, it looks like
that bar. I'm like, I'm not getting out of the
bus for this.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
Given it a resort I flew into, I don't know
whatever town you fly into. And you're right, dude, the
resort it stopped like you take a bus from the
airport to the resort. For some reason, the bus stopped
and they opened the door and a chicken.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
Walked in to the bus. Oh, he was probably going
to the next stops or being chased by a child
to eat.

Speaker 4 (06:52):
Ocean City has declared a local state of emergency after
a nor'easter a couple of weeks ago just decimated the beaches.
The storm happened October twelfth and thirteen, swept away dunes
and called serious beach erosions from first to thirteenth streets.
So they're looking for the Corps of the Army, Corps
of Engineers to come in and help. You know, that's tough, dude.

(07:13):
I mean, that's your bread and butter, so you gotta
get it. And it's a cliff. It's crazy.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
It goes all the way up to the boardwalk and
it's like a six foot drop. Well, bring a team.
Pumped a bunch of sand into We replenished the beach.
It was nice for I don't know, a couple months,
and then we had that storm and that that right
back six It all back out, you know.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
Hunters killed three hundred and sixty eight bears during the
first part of New Jersey's annual bear hunt, a decreased
camera compared to last year.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
The bears were killed during six days of hunting between
October thirteenth and eighteenth, half of the bears were killed.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
Just in Sussex County alone. Last year was three hundred
and ninety seven bears.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
There was bear hunt. I thought it was such a
big thing to hunt bears in Jersey. Huh.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
It was a big deal because Phil Murphy, the governor,
he kind of ran on, hey, we're gonna bring back
the bear population. We did, and then they got out
of control, you know, because they're like squirrels or raccoons,
like they get in your trash and people who live
up that like a lot of people don't know, like
the western part of the northwestern part of New Jersey

(08:15):
very rural, and so there's a ton of black bears.
So then he actually is second term, brought back the
bear hunt and so you know, so yeah, so now
we're doing the bear hun because you gotta get like the
deer hunt.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
You got to control the population. Yeah. He hit them
with your cars and having them all your children, dude,
I mean there was a kid from Rutgers he got
eaten by a bear. See you don't want that, No,
you don't want that. They're not Winnie the Pooh, by
the way, that's news what about sports. Eagles beat the
Giants thirty eight to twenty. That's a tough game, dude.
I saw that that running.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
Back who was fun to watch, dude, because he was
like ramar On from uh He Man. Yeah, he didn't care, man,
he didn't just put his head down and just run
through people.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
He's the slow skin in a slow kid in school.
You don't want to fight because he feels no pain
and he'll cock you.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
Wasn't going to have a long career in the NFL
just because he literally ran with his head. But yeah,
he decimated his ankle yesterday.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
He ran it to the end zone last week and
hit a guy three yards into the end zone, like
you're already in didn't you do a backflip? Yeah? Hit
that ankle, man, Yeah, it twisted around. It was awful looking.
Good for Fox not showing it again and stop sending
me the pictures, guys, I get it. It's a bad thing.

Speaker 4 (09:26):
I felt bad for him, man, you know, especially because
him and the quarterbacks seem to have a thing going
and you got some life back in the Giants.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Commander's Chiefs. That's going to be tonight for Monday Night
Football Flyers Penguins tomorrow. LSU fired their coach, Brian Kelly.
You're seeing this a lot. Penn State fired their head
coach right Their football program had to pay the guy
fifty million bucks. LSU has to pay this guy fifty
four million dollars. Big programs though, Man, you gotta win sixers.

(09:55):
Magic that's going to be tonight. There you go. That's news.
That's sun and clouds today. High up to f fifty
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More Show. How confused, man, are we allowed to talk
to members of the opposite sex? My wife and I

(10:16):
because she was away on a cruise and she was
talking to men oo, and I gotta give it to you.
I bring this up because the guy had a great line. Now,
my wife went away with the girls on a girl's weekend.
They do this kind of inexpensive cruise. It's not quite
carnival cruise, cha cha slides stuff, but yeah, it's pretty affordable. Yeah,
it's usually good ice cream, some pizza fries. Buffet. They

(10:37):
were talking about that they had these magic fries. The
fries were awso, which might be code for a Cuban man.
I don't know. Yeah fry Yeah, Friedy was the name
of a guy. So it starts off on Friday where
a friend she went with they show a put a
picture up on Facebook. If my wife and the dude
I showed you that picture smoke and my my wife
is smolder. I'm not just saying that. Fella, she's hot.
Super Super said, I said, I see you better, you

(10:58):
better watch out. You ice up sexy pictures online and
then the one girl single, so like yeah, so now
so now she's out on the hunt and your wife
is gonna be a wingman. Y the wingman, he's gonna
come and he's gonna start talking to my wife. So
she saw she said, you know there was there was
groups of guys on the boat and now they were
all neighbors. I'm like, well, how did you know? She's like, well,

(11:19):
they came up and talked to us. I'm like, okay,
they came. I can't stop that. Okay, here's the thing.
Cruises aren't places you go has a like like by
yourself and usually go on a cruise with a partner.
That's what I said that the group of guys I
thought was single dudes on a cruise is it is weird.
It's very weird. I shot it down, man, because you know,

(11:41):
the girls do their things. So one of my neighbors,
he's like, hey, you know, let's let's go to an
all inclusive Nope, not doing it. If I'm with a woman,
I'm gonna have go and drink is what I'm gonna do. Well,
I did go all inclusive with you. Yeah, but that
was a radio thing. Yeah, and weird. Just yetding I
was playing poker with your boys. We made we ate
it as guy ish as we could. You met some

(12:02):
cool dudes along the wad. I don't know it. All
inclusive with a bunch of dudes. I'm not doing that, No,
because you're going back the room, you're all fired up,
and then no, I need a woman there. Same thing
with a cruise. She's like, oh, you know they you know,
they were all together on this cruise. I'm like, it
just doesn't sound like some of the guys do. So
I said, I flipped the sweat I said, guys, let's
do Nashville for the weekend. That's where guys belong as
in Nashville. Yeah, I mean yes, not in all inclusive.

(12:26):
Now Vegas. You go to Cooperstown, you go to Vegas,
you do something. You know, you're the Canton, Ohio something
Pro Football Hall of Fame. Perfect. Yeah. Yeah. So this
is the line that uh, my wife gets laid on her,
and it was it was a great line from this guy.
She got laid no the line, the line was laid
on this in here and again she said. The guy's

(12:47):
name was line No. He was line No. I said,
line late on her. But it was a spin on
words out. So he goes up and he says, how
did your husband let you leave by herself? And I'm like,
great line there, because now you're acknowledging the fact that
she has a husky. She's got the wedding ring on. Yeah,
she has the wedding ring. It's at uh it's one

(13:08):
of those fake those the diamonds they grow so it's
like two cares. So it looks like I'm a baller,
like I spent thirty grand on this. It was like
she paid for herself. You got it. At Bosco. Yeah exactly, Yeah, yeah,
I got it at Costco.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
You know.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
So it's like, how did your husband let you leave?
And I'm like, that is a great line because you're
not like, hey, honey, what's up. You're not assuming the
booze is flowing. She's in, she's in a little baden suit. Yeaight.
So this guy, this guy's going in now he like,
you know, cuts in line in the buffet line, and
now he's got to make small talk with her. Now
I'm like, I don't know what the follow up was,

(13:43):
because she got home like eleventh thirty last night. So
I like to know what the follow up to that
is because it is a line where it's not like,
it's not like chasing her away? Is your wife proud
when she comes home and she was hit on? Because
my wife will come home and tell me, yes, yeah,
my wife, like I was on tonight, Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah,
you could tell she she she kind of put it

(14:03):
in there a little bit, not enough to make me jealous.
But listen, you're you're guying on a cruise. They're all
single girls. Of course you I would, I would be.
It would be wrong if you didn't hit on my wife. Like,
the guy doesn't know. So you go in there, you
swing for the fences. I don't trust. I think she's okay. Yeah,
he's like, hey, how'd your had your husband let you leave?
I'm like, wow, how did you let her leave? Actually? You,

(14:24):
I was with you last week. You were very happy
when she left. That was awesome. Man. The house is perfect. Man.
Now I'm sitting in a bar, it's Saturday night, watching
some college football. I got my Tennessee sweatshirt on. It's
bright orange, in the middle of a bar who was
now having a salary where no one cares about university
at NASA with my buddy. And then I got you know,
I got to play the wings and some shrimp wrapped
and bacon. I was gonna say, did you actually text

(14:46):
me that you were eating lobster for breakfast? No? Now,
lobsters when I do well, when I gamble, I say,
I'm eating lobster. So because we were talking about game,
it was like five point thirty in the morning, and
You're like, I'm eating lobs No, my wife being away.
Isn't that that awesome that I can eat lobster at
five thirty? No? If I have a good weekend. It's

(15:07):
called eat lobster. I tell my boys today because you
live in the highlight. Yeah you're George Jefferson. I'm sitting
at the bar and there's a woman, big woman, a
little large, bush, bushy hair. She looked like the remember
that monster and Fragle Rocket would chase him. Yeah, look
like that a little bit. And she was not a looker.
She was no, not at all. Could have been a man.

(15:28):
I don't know. She was eyeing me up over the bar.
She probably was looking at you because you look like
a basketball with that orange shirt on. I was a
pumpkin if they asked me what my cos was of
a pumpkin. Now she eyed me up, and what do
I do? I look the other way because you know why,
because that big beast was out of I was like, really,
that's the best I can get in this bar. I

(15:50):
thought I was a dive bar seven and a half
at least on a Saturday night. Nope, this is where
we live. Yeah. So I got a pair of tickets, dude,
this is big Foo Fighters Philly tickets aren't even on
sale yet. Link Foo Fighters Queens of the Stone Age.

Speaker 4 (16:07):
Do you want in six zero nine six seven seven
one hundred and seven six zero nine six seven seven
one hundred seven six zero nine, six seven seven one
hundred seven Foo Fighters Queens of the Stone Age link
up in Philly. That's gonna be August thirteenth of next year.
Six zero nine, six seven seven one hundred and seven.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
We get back. We'll just rocket this report you sponsored Joe,
Joe and Scottie rock news. I got some rock news
here for you.

Speaker 4 (16:39):
Slash from Guns n' Roses has come out and said that, uh,
they've had talks with the people who run the Sphere
in Vegas about doing a residency at the Sphere.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
Wow, and Slash said he doesn't feel like guns n'
Roses is meant for something like that. I don't know, man,
anything you put in there is pretty cool. They did
a Wizard of Oz thing. People went to go see
the Wizard of Oz there. He said, it's cool, right,
and a lot of bands have had a lot of success.
He looks, he said, it looks amazing. He said, though
it's a great visual show. He goes, We're not a

(17:12):
visual band. We're a rock and roll band. Who we're
out there just playing rock and roll. So he's like, maybe,
but you know what, dude, they back up the brinks
truck and dump a ton of money on them. They're
gonna do it. Well, I guess for a like a
fish band, it's like kind of psychedelic and you're all
high and that's what that's what everyone says.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
What he's saying, like, you don't even need to do
drugs because it's so crazy the way the sphere is
set up. But even Joe Walsh from the Eagles, he
came out and he was like, he was like, it's
it's tough to play because when you're on stage, dude,
it's three sixty. Like he's not only three sixty, it's
above your head like all of it is. If he goes,
it's crazy and it takes a while get used to.

(17:53):
Last week there was a memorial service for the Great
Ace Freely from Kiss. Jeans Simmons, Paul Stanley, and Peter
cris All attended. The original four The Fearsome Forsome. He
died on October sixteenth at the age of seventy four.
Apparently had he fell in while recording some music and

(18:13):
then a couple days later fell again, which was he
had bleeding on the brain and so Peter Cris, one
of his best friends.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
They said, was just sobbing. Gene and Paul were there.
They spoke and what are you gonna do? You know,
everybody in rock and roll was sad that they lost
their guitar hero Ace for you, it's a shame we
don't have a channel just dedicated just strictly to music,
where they might have showed something like that, like like

(18:44):
an MTV type thing, you know, Seane McNult just pop
up like the memorial receive the like, I don't know anything,
it's music like that. Did they show up, you know,
anywhere that would be cool to watch? Yeah, I mean
I guess I guess it would be just online. Yeah,
you stream it.

Speaker 4 (18:57):
But I mean the only time I ever watch MTV
anymore is when I'm in a hotel. Yeah, and it's
just it's just twelve hours of ridiculousness.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
Yeah, it just doesn't make any sense. But I guess
it's such a brand you can't go away with. But
it's music television, But it's not that hasn't been in years.

Speaker 4 (19:15):
Food Fighters we announced it on Friday. They are back
and they are doing stadiums right now.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
So the Food Fighters are coming.

Speaker 4 (19:27):
What's the closest show we're gonna get? Are we close
to Toronto? Come on Detroit, Closer, Chicago Warmer, Cleveland Warmer.
How about Philadelphia? Oh you're hot, You're smoking hot.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
Now August thirteenth, Philadelphia at the Link. Food Fighters. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
So we're giving away tickets all week within them before
you can buy them. Food Fighters coming to the Link
with Queens of the Stone Age. So going back old
school now. Dave Grohl drummed I believe on one of
the Queens of the Stone Age albums, So yeah, that's
gonna be a big one. Food Fighters at the Link.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
I saw him in Keith.

Speaker 4 (20:08):
The last time I sold the Food Fighters was in Camden,
and Camden does like thirteen thousand.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
Dude, you couldn't move there was so many people packed
in there. Wow.

Speaker 4 (20:17):
I had never seen Camden so packed. So it makes
sense for them to move into the Link like that.
And also, Dave Gorolton knocked up a girl and has
still living with his wife, so I'm sure he just
wants it out and he just wants to go and
be like you know what, honey, I'm I'm gonna go
out on tour.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
I'll be back in a year. Who's with you? Who's
in your room? I heard somebody imagine that.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
Yeah, that's all he's gonna get.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
He's got to no facetimeing and you got a pan
around the room. Oh my god, it's awful. Yeah, this sucks.
There you gos rock station in the ZXL. I want
to show streaming on the iHeartRadio app. Dude, it's it's there.
But it becomes a point in a child's life where

(21:05):
I guess, you know, they end up becoming the parent
to the parent, And I guess I'm there now. So
mom's in hospice at her house. I'm living at her house,
so she has twenty four to seven care. And my
wife has been fantastic. She's been you know, when there

(21:28):
isn't nurses around, she's been cleaning her and bathing her.
And yeah, right, what I'm not now, but my mom's
kind of like, my mom is getting worse.

Speaker 4 (21:36):
And worse is the day hours go on, right, not
even days hours. So my wife yesterday, you know, I
try and give some privacy, you know, you try and
respect that a little bit, and my wife yesterday goes,
she's so bad, You're gonna have to help, and like
you know once again she's she's in bed, she's like,

(21:57):
you know, they they like she doesn't she has she's
d ridden.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
So there's things that you have to change. And so
my wife's like, I know you're not gonna like it,
but you gotta, you gotta, you gotta jump in and
help me here because I can't. I can't do it
on my own. So you know, it's one of those moments.

Speaker 4 (22:12):
Where you're like, Okay, all right, so I'm gonna see
things I don't want to see and uh, and you
deal with it and you just become more medical.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
I guess with it and you just kind of yeah,
at this point, it's not you block it out. Yeah,
it's not like a family member and you're seeing mom
or dad naked. You know, now you're kind of you
it's a task you gotta do.

Speaker 4 (22:34):
Yeah, So it's it's it's one of those things I'm like, okay.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
And I know that look too, because I I stopped
in on Aunt Rose once and she didn't know I
was coming. And Aunt Rose would wear a big long
T shirt like you would get at Forman Mills. Yeah,
with no brawl. This was it was like a spring
day and she's out hanging clothes and you could see
like she had no idea I was coming over. But
once she bent over, you get a good look at

(22:58):
the goods and you're like, man, there's nothing. I'm not
attracted to that at all. Yeah, poor aunt Rose. Yeah yeah, Yeah,
it's tough, dude. You know, it's you know, we got
the nurses that come in and so they that's their job.
They do it, so they do it, you know, every day,
multiple people today. My mom has a niece that is

(23:19):
a nurse, so she comes in helps out a lot.
And then my you know, my wife.

Speaker 4 (23:23):
Has been awesome and and now I guess I'm in
the mix, and I don't know if I want to
be in the mix.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
Yeah, well you're doing the right thing by keeping her
at the house. Like, yeah, it was he wish. She
had a couple of wish somewhere where they're taking care
of her. Twenty four seven. You just pop in and
say hi and then leave. But yeah, so she her
wish was she didn't want to leave the house, right,
So she wanted hospice care in the house. Okay, we
did that. Another one. She wants a nice luncheon for
her funeral. So we're working on that. We had one

(23:55):
place locked in, but they're under construction, so we don't
think we can do that, so we got to move
down the road. So, okay, we're working on that.

Speaker 4 (24:02):
She wants a nice mass I'm not crazy about because
I'm uh, you know, kind of atheist, and she wants
to be in a mausoleum. Yeah, so if I can
do all those, she'll be a happy camper. Right, those
are her wishes man, Right, So we're.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
We're working on that. Uh, you're gonna like it because
the luncheon is gonna be up by you. Yeah. Nice
and convenient fami you for you, It's definitely convenient for you. Yeah,
Like I was not again, nice Italian joint. But I'm
not making a joke behind your back. It's all the
fun stuff we play around with the show because it's
a hard time, you know what I mean, My mom's dying.
Make a joke behind me. Well, I said something to

(24:38):
my wife like I would say to you. But again,
if you don't understand our humor, it's like you would
think that's insensitive. But I was like, listen, we're well
past the hey my mom dies, you know. Now we're
just you know, it's happened. You know it's happening. You
know what it is is I and this is easy too.
You and I and another guy were talking and we
made a joke about how your mom loved Millville and
she doesn't like Millfille. I think my mom's ever been

(25:00):
in the Millville So bro, I went to chat GPT
and in I don't know, fifteen seconds, I had a
eulogy and I said, yeah, woman is dying eulogy loves
Millville and jet skis, and don't you know, she's never
been on a jet ski either, she's never been in
Millville or been on a jet ski. Well, it came
up in like fifteen seconds. Like I was like, wow,

(25:21):
I was so impressive. It was a nice one paragraph
eulogy about how your mom loves Millville and jet skis
now she doesn't. I thought it was pretty impressive that
the chat CHEEPT had it come up so fast. Yeah,
it was like if you asked me to talk, If
you asked me to talk, that's probably what I would do.
Would be something like that. Yeah, I gotta figure that
out too. Who's gonna do the eulogy? I think I'm

(25:41):
gonna have my uncle tell you what if you decide
to speak, man, go to chat GPT, brod it with
something nicer.

Speaker 4 (25:48):
I remember I waited till the night before and did
a pretty good eulogy for my dad. But I don't
want to take on that responsibility for my mom. I
think I'm gonna let her brother do it. Yeah, my
uncle let him go up there and and and do
his thing.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
God, I had to speak of my uncle. Jimmy's man
and I do. Right from the get go, I broke down, dude.
I wish I had it on tape, man. I mean
it was a real keep it together. You're a professional.
You got to keep it together. Not that day, dude,
I was broke. I wish I had it, man, because
I was crying the whole thing. Man. It was like
I wish I had it too. Believe me, I'd send
it to everybody's I posted up at Facebook dot Com,

(26:23):
Forward Slash, jo Joe and Scotti. Although someone died, it
was like, you know, I was kind of like a
bitch about it. I guess if you want to come on, bro,
here's the thing. I don't cry reallyant, like even I
don't know. I had friends die, friend's parents die, and
stuff like that. This one just got to me. But
you held it pretty together for your dad. I don't
think you cried. I was waiting for your I didn't.

Speaker 4 (26:43):
I didn't know I killed it. Du I hit a
home round that day. My wife keeps asking, I'm like okay.
I was like, yeah, I'm not the one dying. Yeah,
Like I'm I'm cool.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
It's okay, you know.

Speaker 5 (26:57):
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Speaker 5 (27:20):
I just want to give a shout out to my
brother from another mother, Brian Locatta. Okay, whose son was
born this weekend?

Speaker 3 (27:27):
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Speaker 5 (27:32):
John Locatta has entered the world and the world is
now a better place.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
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Speaker 5 (27:41):
What's the name, Nicholas John Locatta? Two great names. Nikki's
the other name of my cousin and of course John
won the Greatest.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
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Speaker 5 (27:52):
Rated g Man with Brian's Lacotta and Gabby you so
big up to you man and the baby. And that's
good for wife of yours and god bless.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
Married in the money, which is good.

Speaker 5 (28:00):
Yeah, he's smart. He married it to money.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
We all did, not me, not me.

Speaker 5 (28:04):
Man. My lady moved in with the clothes on her back,
and when she kicked me out, I moved out with
the clothes online. So I got to give a credit.
And listen, when you're a hustler, you're a hustler. I
give one props to her. Man, she got me for everything.
You know. I didn't even mad at her, saying day
could you take it?

Speaker 3 (28:24):
I'm a marriage. Yeah. Exactly after I got divorcee Joe
came to my house and we watched We sat on
the floor and I'll and the first thing I do
is buy a big stupid TV on it's on a
milk crate and me and him watch Guardians of the Galaxy.
That's sitting on the floor.

Speaker 5 (28:41):
That's all I took with me when I moved out
my fifty seven inch TV because on Black Friday. I
had to wrestle for it my Xbox and my crates
of records. So I sat on my crates of records
watching watch it. I remember when I first moved into
my place, I had but the people who moved out
left the four big pillows from the couch, so I
was able to put a sheet on that and I

(29:02):
had a bed. And then the next day, Oh, the
guys over there for got some pillows for the count
they come.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
Into fire up.

Speaker 5 (29:09):
Yeah, but you were happier I was at that point.
I wasn't, but but yeah, man, you know, you know
I lived over six months and get too than to
be the air mag that don't keep no air for you.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
No, it was like the It was like the rat
I want to say.

Speaker 5 (29:28):
I was driving into let's get into talk conspiracy things.
You see how they're getting to this man right here,
his circle of friends, that's what you call them, my
circle of friends. Look, he's looking at me, nervous, like
what are you gonna do? But I noticed now he's
talking very like Bill Gates. You know, he's talking very
Bill Gate heard talking about population control, you know when
I was coming in. Yeah, it starts with the bears. Baby,

(29:51):
It starts with the bears.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
And the bear they did.

Speaker 5 (29:54):
Yeah, well, you know because out there killing bears. I
don't like bears. I'm not a big bear fan. And
I happen to live in the woods now and I
know now there is a chance because you heard someone
got more. He said, some kid got more. It starts
with the bears, because then your circle of friends start
telling you. You know, dude, so you're saying that I'm
now in you're they're they're grooming you.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
This is grooming.

Speaker 5 (30:16):
They start with the bears, and then they start telling
you what about you know, the people in the projects
and the people that don't make a lot of you know, yeah,
you got to get rid of them to population control.
The one percent talks about it. Where the bears when
it comes to the you know what I'm saying and
the bears. They never go to a rich person's house.

(30:39):
When you're like thinking, I can't believe I'm being invited
to this house, there's a reason they're probably gonna hunt you.
I still believe to this day that really rich people.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
Hunt bums, homeless people.

Speaker 5 (30:53):
They hunt homeless people. They scoop them up or like runaways.
I believe that man, and they make movies about it
all the time. And I'm like, why do why do
people say I'm an idiot when I say that? When
people go missing all the time? And then you see
all these movies where they constantly invite these people undeserving
to like a dinner, and then they're the only moron
sitting there that don't know what's going on. Everyone knows

(31:14):
each other. And then there's you know, you're being hunted
with like a money belt around your waist.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
Like, look, I'll put this all in. What's going on
with the NBA and these rich people like this guy
that fixed the poker game, the guy from the NBA. Yeah,
it's kind of like a twenty million dollar contract. Doesn't
need the money? What like rich people do they need
that rush? That's rush. It's not about the money.

Speaker 5 (31:34):
It's not about the kid that's trading places. What did
they do a dollar? Yeah, and they ruined these two people.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
It's about the rush us. It's about the country everything.

Speaker 5 (31:43):
So like I just saw, I just saw this movie
is called the it's called The Would you rather?

Speaker 3 (31:52):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (31:52):
Right, And it's one of those movies they invite all
these people over right, that. You know, they don't know
why they're there. They're all struggling in some way.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
You know.

Speaker 5 (32:00):
One shit got her kid cancer.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (32:02):
Yeah, So they bring them all in and then they
do would you rather them? It's like, would you rather
stab this dude in the face or would you rather strangle?
Strangle this dude for like eight minutes?

Speaker 3 (32:14):
But he couldn't.

Speaker 5 (32:17):
They get him a taste of it, you know what
I'm saying, Like Ryan, the beginning, the chick they serve
like this beautiful meal, and the chicks like, I don't
eat meat, and he says, you don't eat me. She goes, no,
I don't. I'm a hard court you know, vegetarian. I
don't eat meat. And he goes, all right, well, I'll
give you fifteen thousand dollars if you eat that steak.
She I don't eat meat. He said, all right, twenty
five thousand. And then of course everyone on the tables

(32:39):
like ya, twenty five thousand. Just eat the damn meat,
you know, and she eats it. And then the other
dude is like, he's a recovering alcoholic and he's trying
to tell him what the game is gonna be like.
So he says to the dude, you haven't had a drink,
and how long? He's like fifteen years. He says, I
want you to drink this bottle or this glass of wine.
I'll give you ten thousand for the glass of wine,
fifty thousand for the bottle. Dude drinks the boy.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
Everybody has the number.

Speaker 5 (33:02):
And then he goes, you guys ready to start playing?
If you want to leave, leave now.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
I would just watch that.

Speaker 5 (33:07):
Fifty and broke out, you know what I'm saying. But no,
of course these people stay money and it's money, and
then of course it becomes that thing with you know,
strangle this dude, put this, you know, and they're being
forced one dudees like, I'm not playing pop to the head.
Do you think I think? Who mean?

Speaker 3 (33:22):
Yeah? You mean has yeah?

Speaker 5 (33:24):
Do I think I could? I think anyone?

Speaker 3 (33:26):
Can you did? I mean like, I mean like I
want to know, and I hope I never did. In
like cold blood? Could you could you kill I? Like
circumstances if I have no beef?

Speaker 5 (33:38):
But you no, I can't be like a simple I
couldn't just learned. No, you can't. You can't just do it.
You got to read that book. What was the name
of that book. It's an old school book where a
dude talks about if you don't know the person and
you can stay detached, that you could a crime and punishment,
that you could actually detach yourself from it.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
But from the train. Never he was gonna kill his
brother in Billy Crystal connection with him.

Speaker 5 (34:02):
Yeah, but now they say that you know, you know,
you have a you have a soul dog and it
eventually will let you. God, I don't know, man, just
now I'm looking in those eyes. They kind of got
talked for a second. D you got you could be
a perfect serial killer.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
You're very unassuming, thank you, you know, like that's.

Speaker 5 (34:18):
Something meaning meaning you look like a nice guy. You know,
you're fun. You could get yourself around like you know
people and get into fan Yeah, yeah, you can definitely.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
Felt Sometimes when he drinks a lot, you can see
he has dead eyes.

Speaker 5 (34:30):
Oh yeah, yeah. No, No, he gets stands, he gets
the stands and everything. He's gonna get arms moving like
a little teddy bear and he starts to he's.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
Either gonna kill somebody or throw a hotel phone at
a buddy, because I've seen that.

Speaker 5 (34:42):
No, No, he's that type of dude. That wrecks, like,
you know, hotel rooms.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
Jos watched me hotel rooms.

Speaker 5 (34:48):
It's horrible.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
I close my eyes and picture him in some type
of Flyers T shirt with no pants on, urinating on
a carpet and the floor and somehow hotel rooms.

Speaker 5 (34:56):
I'm glad. I'm glad that I'm glad that vision eludes me.
But all right, so you sent me from stuff the
other day. I said, well, you sent me a couple
of things about the weather. And it's funny because actually
I want to I want to debunk something. I don't
know if I'm fully debunking it, but there's a lot
of things flying around about ever since the government's been
shut down, that there's no chemp trails.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
And everyone fired from the Trump administration, so they're not
doing that any Yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:21):
Well that's what they say, but I'm pretty sure I
saw at least three of them yesterday. Yeah, I looked up.
I saw a couple of straight lines in the sky.
But when I saw that, I was like, wow, I
have not seen them the way I've been seeing them.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
Do you know who knows?

Speaker 5 (35:35):
And then uh, and then you know, you sent me
that thing on tornadoes man, which was pretty crazy how
they never hit rich neighborhoods, they never hit banks, they
never hit military place shopping.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
They're guided. You remember the tornado came through Mulloch Hill
a couple of years ago. Yeah. Yeah, But I was
talking to my brother the other day. Did they all
take out like a shanity? Yeah, yeah, I seen it.
They rebuilt pretty good there, so so he never heard
a seating Yeah, And I was like, yeah, man, like

(36:08):
that's why I that's open, that's not even yeah, like
they create their own weather patterns like out in the desert.

Speaker 5 (36:14):
I love when you prove a conspiracy, right, and then
people go, that's not even a conspiracy, that's real as
if conspiracy. No, conspiracy means to conspire with three or
more people conspire to do something. It's a conspiracy. But
they have us with that thing. When you hear the
word like automatically, it's fake. So people will say that's
not even a conspiracy, that's true. Well, no, it was
a conspiracy. It's a true conspiracy. It's not just the

(36:35):
theory anymore. It's actually true.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:37):
Seeding And if you don't know what that is, it's
where they put stuff in the clouds and can create
their own weather patterns.

Speaker 5 (36:43):
So now my question that becomes because as I was
driving in I was listening to you, uh give the news.
So my question is, do you think that they're going
to build like a New Disney World in Jamaica?

Speaker 3 (36:54):
Do you think that.

Speaker 5 (36:58):
Was that weather is actual weapons they used they learned
to weaponize.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
Yeah, there was a movie. It was a documentary I
watched a couple of years ago.

Speaker 5 (37:06):
It was a movie that it's true.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
It was called Shark Nado. Oh yes, yes, okay, maybe
not so yeah.

Speaker 5 (37:12):
Well, dude, dude, let me tell you something. I was
watching Gremlins yesterday, right, Gremlins from nineteen eighty something, and
actually was Gremlin's Two.

Speaker 3 (37:21):
Is it a Christmas movie? Is it a Christmas movie? No? Okay,
well no, Gremlin's Two isn't Gremlins one?

Speaker 5 (37:30):
Yeah, no, it's not. It just takes place. Do you
remember that story that takes place in Christmas?

Speaker 3 (37:35):
Is not a Christmas movie? Hard thing. It's not a
Christmas movie. It's just the movie, a movie that takes
place on Christmas. Because we didn't watch it on Christmas,
there's no premise it's not focused on Christmas.

Speaker 5 (37:44):
Part now, he was if it was focused on him
buying a gift and trying to bring that gift to
his daughter, and then all that went on.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
Like jingle the way. Yes, that's that's Christmas. Okay, hold on.

Speaker 4 (37:53):
Gremlins one, Yeah, it's not a Christmas movie. Do you
remember the story she tells them her dad dresses up
in Santa Claus gets stuck in the chimney.

Speaker 5 (38:02):
Oh yeah, guys, yes, right, yeah, why would you do?
I mean, how dumb was half all them?

Speaker 3 (38:09):
Wait? What part of that? Yeah? That was?

Speaker 5 (38:12):
That was the girl from what's her name? Phoebe Kates
my lady trying to say Phoebe Kates was never hot,
but the Gremlin, that's about you insane. I would leave
you in a minute for Phoebe K's my mom.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
I'm sorry to tell you, but the Gremlins was the
Gremlin was a Christmas gift. Yeah, but that doesn't make
a Christmas gift.

Speaker 5 (38:28):
It was a bad Christmas.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
If it's not Christmas, the movie was a good.

Speaker 5 (38:31):
Gift, bad owners. Yeah, they didn't listen. But in Gremlins too, dog,
they're doing all these experiments in this building and they're
already talking about cloning. They're already talking about like all
the things that are going on now, you know what
I'm saying. They're talking about cloning. They talking about making
new you know, new kinds of animals and insects, and
that's what they're doing when these people are sick. Man,
they're putting like ant heads on elephants, you know what

(38:53):
I'm saying. So, yeah, man, I think I think the
weather's kind of to some extent, To some extent, I think,
like I said, before the fog, how they were saying
they were trying to, you know, spread diseases through the fog,
easy to do, and I was saying that, you know,
it hasn't really been foggy since the covedmen shut down
growing up, and the fog out here in a c
has been ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
Growing up, the truck wo a truck would go up
and down the streets and it would yeah, it would
blast whatever pesticide in the air, like yeah, kids, make sure, dude, okay,
I have mosquito joke come to my house like once
every other week with a mask on and look at leaf.
Kids are playing.

Speaker 5 (39:32):
Five minutes and the products. We'll be sitting on the
bench and the truck will come behind just blow it
all over. You do it right in. They even can't guarantee. Man,
you can find me at a C jokes dot com.
I'm always in Atlantic City playing, even though I'm going
out to Ohio next month, so I can't I can't
wait for that. I'm back to Ohio. I'm a nine
and I'm a nine in Ohio.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
They're gonna love heavier.

Speaker 5 (39:56):
All your little chunky's out there. Yeah, so you can
find me. I rated g with Gabby g Gotta See
and Bryan T. Locatto. Next episode is gonna be banging
because you know he just had his little baby boy.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
So we're gonna talk you. Grats to your podcast partner, Man,
send our love. We love you, Gary.

Speaker 5 (40:12):
Jingers love you guys.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
We get back. We'll do some treasure.

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Speaker 3 (40:37):
Frash, You're sue trash for you. It looks like Megan Fox,
the very beautiful and talented Megan Fox, is back with
her ex fiance Machine Gun Kelly. They just had a
baby together, but they had broken up, so it looks
like most people are saying that when they see them together,

(41:00):
they look like a couple. I want to say, it's
good to have a father figure in the house, But
I don't know. This guy wears like women's clothes, don't
eve in pink all the time. We's a weird dude,
got like a feather in his hat. It's a weird guy.
But but yeah, so it looks like they're getting back together.
Kim Kardashian is very close to being a lawyer, so

(41:22):
she's been helping. Look, a lot of people bash Kim Kardashian,
and I get it. She built her empire off porn
tape that her mom sold. Her dad was one of
the lawyers that got OJ off.

Speaker 4 (41:35):
But she is very kind of like she doesn't announce
it a lot and doesn't get a lot of publicity
about it. But for the last ten years or so,
she's helping get people out of prison that don't belong there.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
Yeah, she got a woman out of prison. I think
Trump helped her his last term. Yeah, because a woman
that got busted with a little bit of wei. They
put her away for like forty years or something like.
It's a little bit of wei. So apparently in the
next couple of weeks she's going to be a full
blown lawyer. Wow, Lindsay Lohand's is I like the resurgence

(42:08):
of the Lynz right. And I was a big Lowhand
fan and she went through her troubles and now she's back. Man.
She does these Hallmark movies, Netflix movies.

Speaker 4 (42:21):
She just did Freaky Friday movie with Jamie Lee Curtis.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
I look where you take the party girl who may
or may not be an alcoholic and then you put
her on a show where she runs a bar. That
was a great idea. So let's get her back into
the She was smart, man.

Speaker 4 (42:36):
Her family was a mess so and she was out
of control in Hollywood. So she went to Dubai and.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
She was like I'm out, like I'm out of here,
and she got her act together. I believe she's married.
Now she's a kid. So I guess a fan on
TikTok who is disabled wrote her and this is cool,
Like Lindsey called her up and like had like a

(43:04):
FaceTime with her just to make her feel better. Like
that's kind of cool stuff. Yeah. I don't think she's
a bad person. I think so. I think she was
a product of her upbringing. Yeah, mom, mom was trash.
Their long island of her they're Long Island trash.

Speaker 4 (43:21):
Dad's a drunk. Mom's a drunk. Dad's a drug addict.
And so you know, it was tough for her. Man
she had and she had a lot of fame early
in her career, and that's a tough man when you're
a kid.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
And Justin Biebe, we give it. You know what it
is is we see their life. But they're not drinking
that much more than we did. If you and I
had money growing up, I would have rended Lamborghini's and
race them in Miami too. Sophie Turner, now she's the
redheaded broad from Game of Thrones, remember her was she
married the Geoffrey Geoffrey Joffrey who was awesome. He would

(43:52):
remember he would shoot prostitutes with crossbows. He was. Yeah,
he was not a great guy. No bad dude. Sophie Turner.

Speaker 4 (43:59):
Uh and Chris Martin from Coldplay apparently are dating.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
So he was. Chris Martin was dating Dakota Johnson for
eight years. That was Don Johnson's kid. That's where she
should live like a guy from Coldplay, Like she doesn't
need like the top Tierly she's not. She's not married
to somebody like an a lister. She was. She was
married to one of the Jonas brothers for a while.
Oh that's pretty a list though, uh. Biju Phillips. Biju Phillips.

(44:28):
Her dad was in the Mamas and Papas. She she's
an actress herself. She's been a ton of stuff. She
was married. Now you got to stay with me here.

Speaker 4 (44:35):
She was married to the guy from that seventies show,
Danny Masterson. He played like the pothead on the show.
He is in jail for sexually assaulting a bunch of women. Okay,
she has a kid with him. She asked the court
last week to take away his last name and use
her last name because she wants nothing to do with him.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
Smart. Yeah, bad guy, And you brought it up the
other day or I guess earlier this morning.

Speaker 4 (45:04):
June Lockhart, the mom from Lassie who knew one hundred
years old, was still alive until yesterday she died.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
Yeah, you're some falls in a well, man, You gotta
you gotta bring the people in. What are the people
come to make sure you have a good home? Maybe
you bring them in because mom's not watching the kid
like without Lastie, you know, he dies in that well
without Lassie, but so that.

Speaker 4 (45:27):
Because Lastie didn't do anything other than just run over
and like bark at somebody and they're like, what's going.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
On, Lassie? Like my dog, Like my dog will bark
at me. I taught to shut up, like be quiet,
stop stop stop. Meanwhile, don't know what if one of
my kids has fell into a well.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
I forgot that she was also in Lost in Space.
Y was the mom in Lost in Space too, So
and again I.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
I know, I know nothing about this woman. It pops
on on to social media and I just feel the
need to text you with the other guy that it's
a fake field at this lock card Cindy Lockhart died
or whatever. June June Lockhart dunlock the World's worst mother.

Speaker 4 (46:01):
So she gets lost, she has her family lost in space,
and then.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
She also lets their kid fall in the well. Constantly.
Was June a big name back then because she had
June Cleaver and June Oh no, never mind, that was
the TV name. That was a TV name.

Speaker 4 (46:15):
But thats a name, like kids don't get named June anymore.
Like that was a thats a big early nineteen hundreds name.
But yeah, so rest in peace, Jewne Lockhart dude, one
hundred years old is a good run.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
Your mom outlived her.

Speaker 4 (46:29):
My mom, even though she's in hospice, has outlived June Lockhart.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
Who would have thought she outlived your running back's ankle?
Yes she did. Yeah, that giant's kid on that a
low ankle spring. By the way, he's questionable for next week.
I think it was sticking out of his skin. There
you go.

Speaker 5 (46:48):
Some trash for rates are slowly ticking down.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
Gold and silver are up, and luck be a lady
in go functions. Hey, good morning z XL. Hey, good
morning guys. Amen. It's a great morning for you, buddy.
It's the best ticket we've had in a while. Oh
my god, you ain't kidding. Now we're giving away comic
con to like, I don't know, Millville or something like that.
It was a violent convention. Yes, it was Melissa Janhart,

(47:14):
which by the way, is awesome. So she was Clarissa
from Clissa explains it all.

Speaker 4 (47:19):
But you have a parent tickets for the Food Fighters
up in Philly before they go on sale with Queens
of the Stone Age.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
The resale on those is pretty big, man. If you
decide to dump them, I'm sure you could probably get
about Amy do things man? Man? Yeah, yeah, I would
want to go see the food players. Yeah. A lot
of hits, a lot of hits. Man.

Speaker 4 (47:39):
This is called the Dave Girl wants to get out
of the house tour. Yep, now does this who showed?

Speaker 2 (47:44):
Now?

Speaker 3 (47:45):
Does his wife come with him? Or is it the
baby mama come with him? Where did they switch off show? Dude?

Speaker 4 (47:50):
You know that that wife because if you don't know,
Dave Girl knocked up a fan, a groupie and has
stayed with his wife. Right, you know that wife is
not letting him out of her son. Yes, she is
on tour with him in the dressing room. She might
be on stage. It would be cool playing bass.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
It would be cool if he held at the baby
like this is my bastard child, Kip, and they held
him up on stage. Dude, it's gotta be a weird Thanksgiving.
You think she can imagine what he's painting? Yeah? And
then that and and every month I'm going to tell
you this, Every month that wife is looking at him
when he's got to cut that fifty thousand dollars a
month check and going look look at what you did?

(48:34):
What you did? David? One money shot? I hope it
was worth it. Then it's Christmas morning. Now either you're
having two Christmases. You got to go to the Christmas
house or now the baby's coming over. The kid's coming
over to open kiss with the other ones too, because
remember Schwarzeninger did this with the maid. Yeah, that's bad,
you know.

Speaker 4 (48:49):
And it's like, so now it's this awkward thing where like, Okay,
does he come over for Christmas?

Speaker 3 (48:54):
Does he come over for Thanksgiving? You know?

Speaker 4 (48:56):
And so yeah, But dude, I'm telling you, once a
month that wife looks at Dave Grohl and she goes
cut that check in front of me. I want to
watch you cut that check.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
And I'm gonna stare at you, and I'm gonna tell
you that that money, that blood money that you're giving her.
You caused this fifty thousand dollars to Cindy Smith. You
got to write the check out. Honey, do you have
a stampney? Where's the checkbook? Yeah? Now do you move
her closer to be I get that anger in your voice.
Jo got that problem. You don't have any other kid,

(49:28):
no man, so far, so good, dude, you don't get it. Well,
mine may not be mine, but I know, the landscape
is not paying anything for him. Dude. I've been there.
I've been there, done that. I'll tell you. Man. Like
you know, my.

Speaker 4 (49:38):
Wife, she would get fed up, dude, because I was
paying a lot of money in child' support. She's like,
she's like, you know how much money? So much money
is going out the door every month. And I'm like, yeah,
but I'm a I'm a stand up guy. I'm not
gonna let my kids, you know, not not have stuff.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
And I'm sure now he's going on tours. The fact
he's going on tour, she's going back to court. She's like,
for me, what is it? I said at the end
of the tunnel February for me, count damn, kid's gonna
be one eleven. You're gonna cut it off. Nice, dude,
it is nice. Eighteen years old, I was like, I
was like, all done, see you later. Kids. Yeah, Jersey

(50:19):
at nineteen, oh, come on, yeah, we cut it. We
cut it off. We cut it off at eighteen. And
at that point I said to my kids, I go,
I'm not cutting checks to your mom anymore. If you
need money, you just come to me, like that's that's
what it is.

Speaker 4 (50:33):
And luckily my kids are good kids, and they were
got jobs and they you know, but but yeah it
was I was done, dude. I was like, am I'm
done with this nonsense? And dude, it sucks for the
dad too. Jersey screws the dad hardcore. Well uh okay,
how oh yeah, dave girl knocked up a girl. Yeah,
fighters coming to the link with Queens of the Stone Age.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
So you got tickets?

Speaker 1 (50:56):
All right?

Speaker 3 (50:56):
We are? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (50:58):
Yeah, yeah, sorry, I just dude, I just got some
PTSD to be honest every time. Look, you stay on
hold all right, We're gonna get all your info.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
Dream us on the iHeart radio app. You know what,
My my beautiful, lovely wife, you know, she said to
me yesterday, Uh go birds probably a few times. Uh
we did watch an Eagles game.

Speaker 4 (51:29):
Uh we kind of hold up in a house in
Ocean City, you know, dealing with some hospice stuff.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
And uh yeah, she goes, your face looks puffy. Oh
I get this a lot if I eat, she goes,
because I dude, I've been drinking a ton, right, I don't.
I'm not pretending that I'm not. You know, I'm dealing
with a lot of stuff, and I like the the
great Irish way I deal with stress and pressure. You

(51:58):
have a lot of downtime, but there's nothing else to do. Drink, dude. Yeah,
So I'm sitting at my mom's house while she's in hospice.

Speaker 4 (52:07):
At the house, dude, there's nothing to do. Like we've
rearranged the house, we've cleaned closets. There's nothing to do.
And so you said, there if you were running chores,
like if you had to go like the dollar store.
You can't drink at the dollar store. So there's probably
about twenty minutes where you're not like.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
I gotta I gotta go, and like, you know, if
a nurse comes, I can shoot out and do some
shopping and run some errands. But other than that, can't
really leave her alone, you know, So you just drink.
So yeah, so she looks yeah, yes, yeah, right, So
she looks at me, she goes, your face looks puffy. Yeah,
how how do you daw do you respond to that?
Like you say, yeah, I know, and then you say
you're gonna do something about it, like but you don't. No, No,

(52:48):
that's why I said. I said to her, I said,
you don't look too hoty either. Ooh yeah, I tried
that move with my wife too, but it doesn't work. Yeah,
my wife will do that like it's like, uh yeah,
you're you look in and stuff like that. I'm like, well,
I don't know, I wanted to have a sallast, like
you wanted to go out for taco Tuesdays. So a
lot of that is on you, Like you're not helping
you know, you're not helping me either. I probably didn't

(53:10):
need those mazzarella sticks, yeah you know, but you know
ate them anyway. Yeah, well you're uh, you're you're drinking
to cope. I guess that's what it is. I'm saying, yeah,
say so, yeah, you know you'll slim down after it
all goes down, you know, Yeah, yeah, I guess you know.
It's something you don't want to hear. Like my wife
will say that, like you're you're swollen or and sometimes

(53:31):
it happens too and I think it's diabetes, but like
you can set my feet, my dude, my feet will
swell up where you can barely see the bone, and
I'm like, yeah, that's that could be. I drove for.

Speaker 4 (53:43):
Like thirteen hours straight without like really stopping, and I
remember getting out of the car and my ankles were swollen,
like I cankles, yes, And I was like wow, I
was like, this is crazy, but they you know, And
then I googled it real quick and it's like, yeah,
because I was sitting for thirteen hours straight, that can happen.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
Yeah, I get, I get your Where does it go?
I don't know because your body, but I guess. But
to me is that, I mean, gravity should be pulling
it down all the way, so they should always look
like that. But I'll get I have swollen ankles, My
face looks swollen. I don't I'll get that.

Speaker 4 (54:18):
I don't want to get off the subject we're talking about,
so you know, it's a little you know what, it's
a little depressing. But if you are a lady or
guy out there and you suffer from cankles.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
Yeah, that's the worst it is. Dude. You can't bounce
back because I don't even think there's like plastic surgery
you can get to get rid of cankles travel with.
I went to school with girls who.

Speaker 4 (54:41):
Had cankles, like literally from their knee to their foot
look the same. That's a tough you can't And they
were like cute girls. But then you would look.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
Down and go. Cankles you can't get over that. When
I first met my wife's mother, I went down on
a knee like I was tying a shoe because if
you look at the ankles, you can kind of it's
kind of like, uh, you know, you can see what
the what the weight's gonna look like in the future.
And her mouth's super thin. You can see the ankle,
you can see the bone through the ankle. I'm like, Okay,
she's gonna be a thin Mankles are. Cankles are a

(55:09):
tough one to get over, hard to look at you.

Speaker 4 (55:12):
I I, uh, what's that called when you share a
ride at the school?

Speaker 3 (55:17):
Uh? That so carpool carpool. So I carpooled with a
girl and dude, her mom was great and her dad
was great, and then she had cankles. The girl like
was she a big girl though, no cute girl, but
she had to wear like a Catholic school little skirt,
so like you always saw the candles. Well, so that's

(55:38):
not even really a weight thing. She just had permanent tangles.
I don't think caangles are a weight thing now, believe me.
I think you can put candles on. But some people
are just born with cankles. Yeah. I saw a guy. Dude,
this is like a couple of weeks ago. I saw
a guy. He's his leg was red from his foot
all the way up to his knee. Guess that, dad's yeah,
that's yeah, you're ready to take those things off? Add

(56:00):
something bad? Yeah, that was beyond cankles. Man, you got
you're gonna take it.

Speaker 4 (56:04):
I'll tell you what, man, I could deal with a lot,
But I think cankeles is that's a game changer.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
That's a that's a breaking up because you're right. You
can't implant like a bone inside there. To go away
with that. You gotta figure, you know, you can get
that blood circulating. Look we we get back. Well, I knock,
gotta think all you I don't think we have it bad.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (56:25):
Rover dot com is a popular website where pet owners
going on vacation can find pet sitters. This woman in
Florida she hired a woman to watch her dog. When
she came back from vacation, the dog had been cremated. Jeez,
so I guess it was a twelve year old shit

(56:45):
zoo and the dog died in its sleep and without
asking the owners, the person watching the dog just had
it cremated.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
This is a bad that's a dummy right there. But
then again, I mean, I know that's gotta be tough.
Like you don't want to when you're vacation. Yeah, well
we have people watch our dogs too, Like we landed
once and then you know, the babysitter called us, like,
by the way, the dog bit me, Like you don't
want to have that conversation. But yeah, to cremate a
dog while you're away, yeah, leave it up to you.
But then again, what do you do with the dog?

(57:15):
If you're the dog sitner, they have three days left,
the dog is dead. What do you do with the dog?
We worked with a woman, the woman who told us
we didn't have to pay federal taxes. Her dog died
on a Friday and they loved this little dog so
much they kept it until Monday in the house, just

(57:35):
landing there. Yeah, oh jeesus, isn't that weird?

Speaker 2 (57:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (57:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (57:39):
For eleven years, Michael Castle served this country and in
the United States an amy thank you for your service.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
That ended when he tour his ACL when he was
entering seal school. So now he has started a new
project helping out the Wounded Warriors campaign. He did boy
man like this, twenty hours of lungees. Oh my god. Yeah,

(58:08):
I can't do twenty lunges. Yeah, yeah, all in a row.
He kept going nuts. So apparently ever since he's you.

Speaker 4 (58:16):
Know, was booted out of the Navy because of his
torn acl he's been doing these these like things.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
You need these projects. So he did pull He did
pull ups for twenty four hours.

Speaker 4 (58:28):
He's full body is submersion for two hours and forty minutes.
He did a two hundred and fifty pounds tire flip
for thirteen miles. What man with the seals?

Speaker 3 (58:39):
Because my cousin's the Navy seal tee. It's really mine, dude,
Like your body can do a lot, it's all your
mind and whether you're gonna give up or not. Uh
So some lady.

Speaker 4 (58:50):
She traveled to Chile to Australia with her boyfriend and
ended up suffering a broken neck thanks to a magpie attack.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
I don't know what a magpie is.

Speaker 4 (58:59):
While on a day off from a remote work, the
woman decided to take a bike ride or the post office.
Halfway through the bike ride, she says she was attacked
by the bird. Oh a mag Tis a bird, Yeah,
causing her to lose control of the bike and land
face first in the concrete where she broke her neck.

Speaker 3 (59:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (59:16):
It's weird because some like always growing up when you
heard you know, broken neck, he means like you're a quadriplegia.

Speaker 3 (59:23):
Right, yeah, you break your neck and just dying.

Speaker 4 (59:25):
But then sometimes like you look at like Kurt Angle
he won a gold medal with a broken neck while
wrestling in college. Wow, So like there's I guess, I
guess it's all about the spine where it broke, and
also the muscles that are in the neck and how
and if you have a lot of muscles in the neck,
it can kind of keep the I don't know.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
Like there's levels to it, like you got a broken
neck A or a broken neck d Yeah, like like
you but you look at like Christopher Reid, I ain't
like that dude. That dude broke his neck and you
know he was he was done. Yeah, Superman Man, Superman
Superman went, uh, there you go those people the slow

(01:00:05):
stations the XL show. So my twelve year old comes
up with a uh. He comes back with a uh,
let's see ice, what was it? A uh? I'm trying
to think the word. He comes back with, Okay, how
about this? He had a great he had a great No, god, man,
he had a good comeback to something I said, get

(01:00:25):
ready for dude, He's like like, how was he thirteen twelve?
And I'm not sure if he knows what it means
or not because it has like a sexual undertone. I guess,
but I'm not sure if he used it in that
way or not. Okay, So anyway, so, uh, the wives
are out of town, me and the uh, the other guy,
his wife's out with my wife and two other girls.
So we take the kids out. He comes with the
idea to mini golf, which is I don't use the

(01:00:49):
art word a lot, but it's ridiculous to go with
a bunch of kids. Does suck? And two things. First
of all, it was like this. It was kind of
like a ghetto one where they take a big warehouse
and he just paint things up with the knee lights
and a glow. But the holes were screwed up because
there was no way at all you were ever getting
a hole one. It was a bunch of triangle do
you remember as a kid, it was just like plaster

(01:01:10):
of Paris. Like dinosaurs that we used to have to
like hit through they would be a windmill under the
bear's leg. Now it's like there's waterfalls and you gotta go.
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
It's like, yeah, you're right, Like there's it's like almost
like a pinball machine.

Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
It was, Yes, it was awful. There was no shot
at all with a hole of one. But anyway, we
go over the weekend, you know, we're trying to think
find things for the kids to do. I met a
guy at a bar once I was traveling somewhere, and
his job was he traveled the world building mini golf courses.
That's pretty cool, man, because you got some fun with it,
That's what he said.

Speaker 4 (01:01:41):
He goes, he goes, I went to school for like
to be a lawyer, but I fell into this, and
he goes, it's awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:01:46):
Like this is dumb, like and I hope your buddy
doesn't do this. The hole was like in the corner,
but it was on a hill. I'm like, it's just stupid.
And the kids like after the first hole, like it's
they're just hitting it. They're taking the ball.

Speaker 4 (01:01:58):
You would take the putter, and then you and your
other buddy you're now sword fighting with the putters.

Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
You're not paying attention at all what you should be doing,
and like, I don't know. I'm actually trying to try
a little bit and the kids are just out of
their mind. And it costs thirty dollars. I'll put it
up there with bowling. Man, I got out of bowling
because bowlan's expensive. Dude, when did bowling get expensive? It
used to be. It used to be the white trash
thing to do for five bucks. You can go throw
a couple of games. Yes, you have a crappy thing,

(01:02:25):
a picture of warm beer for four bucks or whatever. Yeah.
So we're playing mini golf and I make a comment
something about get it in the hole or something like
get it in the hole, something like that. Yep, he
comes back with, that's what she said. I like it,
and I like where your kids had it. Now, I
watched The Office a lot, and when you watch The Office,
he says it a lot. But there is a reaction

(01:02:45):
that you as a kid, you're like a sexual connotation
to it. Yes, he's like, you know, I don't know something,
and he's like, that's what she said, and there's a
you're right, there's a sexual undertone. But intone it's sexual,
and in the show you could tell the reactions. Whatever
he's saying it for a reaction. So I don't know
if my son knows what it meant. But that's what
she said when I said get it in the hole.
But yeah, man pulled off the line. My buddy looked

(01:03:07):
at me. It was actually a pretty proud moment for me.

Speaker 4 (01:03:10):
That's what Mike, I uh, you know, for a while
he was big into D's nuts.

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
Okay, good one.

Speaker 4 (01:03:15):
That's another you know, that's another one. You're like, oh,
you know, should you be saying that at twelve eleven
years old?

Speaker 3 (01:03:20):
Probably not. Now my eight year old will uh, he'll
go uh, he'll he'll he'll bring it up to the
next level. He'll said, these nuts on your nose. Oh,
And I'm like, okay, now that's yeah, I know what
that is too, But that's the actual set of of
testicles laying on your nose. I've gotten your nuts in

(01:03:40):
the these nuts in your mouth ooh, and these nuts
on your chin. Wow. Yes, So he's taking a little
bit further than you know, because that you know, these
nuts on your chin, that's a that's a little more
sexual than the other one pretty closely. You know exactly
what it doesn't you know. I don't know, but I
know what it is. Yeah, yeah, so yeah, the that's
what she said. Well used man, used it the right way. Huh. Everybody,

(01:04:03):
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