MONDAY 10-7-2025

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
In a world of fowl mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand above all the rest on

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this show, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Hey? Man?

Speaker 1 (00:44):
What's that but a good morning? I am all red
ruth in out. You really say that a red roof
in Huh?

Speaker 4 (00:51):
You really?

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yeah? There's not a lot of options when you go
to Parents' day at University of Delaware. I'm surprised that's
an option right off ninety five. It's uh, you know
you're staying at a good spot when they have a
Jersey mics in the parking lot. Oh okay, so all
the drug deals can go down right there now, dude,
I got no problem. We used to have a deal

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with the red roof in years ago in radio and uh, dude,
there and I tell my wife this, you get what
you pay for. It's fine.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
It's a motel. Like I remember my son he was
little and we we we went on these.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Vacations, these all inclusives, and he fell in love with
room service. And then we went to Hershey Park and
stayed at a motel. That's all that's really up there.
Must you're staying at the Hershey lot. And so we
get to this motel and he's like, he's like, can
we get room service? And I opened up the front
doors and I said, if you can open up the

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front door of your hotel room and see the license
plate on your car, yeah, don't do it.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
You it's not free. It's not room service. It's room service.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Is a vending machine, right, yeah, that's what room service.
You have free ice here, kid, if you want to
get an ice bucket. Yeah, so so yeah, so no.
I spent two nights at the Red Roof in which
was pet friendly, which, by the way, yeah yeah yeah
you can. You can death. There's a smell to a
hotel when it's pet friendly. Sure, yeah it's not. And
I'm not saying in like smell like a bad a

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bad pet smell. But they overcompensate and they use like
that shampoo on the carpets because I'm sure that the
animals are having accidents. So you have that like smell
of just like cleaning, cleaning to scrub it out. Yeah,
it's like all right, yeah, Now while we were at
spring training. There was I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say

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I thought there was a sixty five percent chance my
wife might have been insulted, uh, sexually assaulted at the
Red roof In that we stayed in when we went
over to.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
Do the King.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
That was a tough That was a tough red roof
that was I think they were working out in the
parking lot was like thirty in the morning. And I
remember reading the reviews of the Red roof in we
stayed in in clear Water, and it said that one
was we went into the room and it was like
the old two TVs.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
There was no innerds of the TV. It was just
a just just an empty shell of a TV.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Like when you make an old TV and aquarium put it.
And the other one was we think there's blood of
our Yes. Yeah, I remember leaving saying, what just closed
the door. The sun will be up soon. So wait
for the sun to come up because they won't get you.
The problem is with parents weekend at like at U Delh.
If you don't there's only a couple of nice hotels

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and if you don't get to them early, they sell out.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
So now all these like you.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Know local Yokel motels like the road Away in you
know the red roof in Motel six. They're the ones
that you gotta grab, come in. You won't die here
Everree Internet, I walked across a highway to get dunk Donuts.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
That's where you stayed. That's where That's where I Hey.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Everybody, Monday, We're gonna find a ZXL workforce the day,
which means you're gonna win something today. Yeah, we got
tickets to go to Witchcraft, which is gonna be a
very cool party out in the woods this weekend celebrating Halloween,
a and Kraft Beer. So we'll hook you up with
those tickets to Witchcraft and give you all the details
coming up just a little bit. So one lunch point

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sevens THEXL, South Jersey's rock station, ZXL Morning showed, Good morning, everybody,
do it live.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
I can go all write it and we'll do it a.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
Lot and things sucks. I'm scotting the morning.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Here's some news. Follow us on a big old Monday.
President Donald Trump made a social media post about Hamas yesterday,
minutes before a deadline for a peace proposal. PA. Was
it a meme that they had some breros on, Well,
but those are awesome memes. The deadline was six o'clock.
He put a post on Truth Social which is his

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social media thing. I think that's it. Is it six
o'clock their time or our time? Maybe doesn't know what
six o'clock it is.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
This was Eastern he said.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Quote very positive discussions with Hamas and country from all
over the world, Arab Muslim and everyone else this weekend
to release the hostages and the war in Gaza, but
more importantly, finally have long sought peace in the Middle East.
I just picture it's like, hey, guys, come on, man,
what are we doing here? That's how you start off
the station. Joe bro be better than this. Come on, bro,

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let's hug it out. A man from South Jersey was
arrested in Washington, d C. Over the weekend for possessing
explosives before a gathering of the traditional Red Mass Sunday morning.
Authority say forty one year old Louis Gary of Vineland
had set up a tent on the steps outside Saint
Matthew's Cathedral. Inside police found fials of liquid and what

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appears to be fireworks. He was charged with unlawful entry, threats,
to injure and possession of a Molotov cocktail. Right Aid
is closing all locations. They are done no more Right aids.
The quote from the company is all Right Aid stores
have now closed. We thank our loyal customers for their
many years of support. So they've been going through bankruptcy

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for the last couple of years. So right eight is
no more. Well, I can't steal anything anyway because they
lock it all up. I went in the other day
trying to steal shampoo. You had to ask somebody to
open up the.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
Cage between how easy it is to just order.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Like like you can order medications now through Amazon or
like Walmarts. I'm sure, Like, yeah, it's tough to be
a CBS, A Right Aid And remember eckered is eckered
still a thing? No, no, but you're right, there's only
room for one. So you got CBS. I mean, does
anybody have a local pharmacy anymore? Remember like there was
there used to be growing up, you would have like

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you know, mister Wilson owned the local pharmacy. In related news,
there's one thousand spirit Halloween shops that just opened up.

Speaker 4 (06:59):
They're they're they're just scooping up that's what they become.

Speaker 5 (07:02):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
There's gonna be a weed dispensary in some rite aid
around here. There you go, that's news. What about sports?
Tough weekend for for Philly sports. Phil's lost on Saturday.
Game two is gonna be tonight against the Dodgers six
oh eight. Start listen to the game right here at
the XL. We are your official Phildelphia Phillies ratio station.

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Eagles they lost to the Broncos yesterday twenty one seventeen
Chiefs Jaguars. That's gonna be tonight from Monday Night football.
And I don't know if you've been following this Mark
Sanchez story.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
It's nuts. Yeah. This guy got arrested while in the
stab three.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
So yes. So Mark Sanchez, very famous for the butt fumble,
actually as played for the Eagles.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
For a couple of seasons as a backup.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
He was working he was supposed to work the in
the Colts Raiders game and doing play by play. He's
like on the on the like the not even B team,
he's on like the C team. And I guess he
got all banged up on Friday or Saturday night.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
No, it must have been Friday night.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
And I guess he ordered food and then got into
a fight with the delivery driver, tried to attack the
delivery driver. The delivery driver then took out a knife
and stab him. You're Mark sid chez man, what do
you do? So he stabbed them and you're right, dude.
They take him to the hospital and then the delivery
driver tells his side of the story. So then they

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go arrest Mark Sanchez in the hospital. Gotta be making
some type of money. You you can't do better than
Uber eats, dude. Apparently he was really banged up. There
you go. That's news. That's sun and clouds today. High
up to seventy six clear tonight, fifty nine tomorrow four
year Tuesday, sunclouds again. High up to seventy eight fifty
eight outside right now one hundred point sevens THEXL South

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Jersey's rock station, the VXL one in seven, the XL
so Out Jersey. These rock stations z XL show I
have never had to do this before. I have a
friend who is now officially banned from coming to my home. Now,
you have a couple of friends that are MUSHes and
you like them bad dudes.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
Man, there's a few women.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
So is this guy because is he is he a band?
Because he's a mush or no, he's he's just a
creepy dede man. Crease my wife out. My wife will
say that about some friends. And I go to friends,
she says about me a little bit. She might not
have liked you when she first met you, but she'll
come around eventually. Yeah, well, I mean that was eighteen

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years ago, so she comes around. Why So Saturday night
I get the UFC fights and I've got like friends
over and some of them are like the professionals are
good people, Like they just want to come and watch
the fights. Yeah, and then it comes my buddy that
came up from Virginia, the guy that radio ruined his life.
Oh yeah that this.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
Guy hanging and the sleeping at mom's house doesn't have much.
He was in for some money, honest radio. Oh I
sure did, man.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Yeah, because you guys talked about this guy like he
was like a Knight in shining armor back in the day.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
And then I met him.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
I met him at your fortieth birthday party, and I
was like, what's the buzz about it? No, he was
my favorite friend. I never hung out with the guy
like he was my least favorite friend from the whole
college radio bris really because you took Sears pictures with him.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
Well, me and another well, we were the three man jams.
So we would go out and play skating rinks.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
So we had to play the we had to do
the picture for the for the posters. Come on on
Saturday night, man, I get I get a text like
he's gonna come over. Yeah, in the text that says
I already had a couple of drinks. I'm like, okay, well,
then don't come over because you're not gonna come over.
He wants to stay at the house if he has
a couple of drinks. I don't play that game. I'm
an adult. There's no reason for you to be. I
don't know that hammer at my house where you can't

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go home. Yeah, I when I'm at your house, your
wife actually slaps my hand when I go for a drink.
That's what I was saying. No, So he comes, he
comes over, he's falling around upstairs right before. So I
got to run up there because I don't trust this guy.
I don't know is he's stealing something from my whole
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (11:04):
What you see. That's a bad move.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
You can if everyone's downstairs in the basement, like wire
you on another floor of the house.

Speaker 4 (11:10):
There's no need for that. My kids are upstairs, like
the top floor, playing video games.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
I run up there. He's in the bathroom mosying on down.
So he comes and I can see the look in
his eyes. He already had a couple drinks right comes
to my house. I say, man. I was like, I'll
tell you right now, water. All you could have is water? Boy,
how drunk was he? And enough where I don't want
an excuse at the end of the night. Hey, man,
can I crash in your couch? No, you're not doing that.
Just guy have a car? Like does he drive? Hey? Drove?

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Like?

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Yeah, he sleeps in his mom's house. He's on the couch.
You know he's going through things, right, Just sleep in
the car, right, dude. I'm telling you, man, I have
plenty of room, but you're just not welcome there. Yeah.
But he creased my wife out. So instead of grabbing
a water, he grabs like a miller light. I said, listen, man,
there's food in aer go grab some food. But meanwhile,
I'm in a room full of guys that just want
to watch the USC fights like they're way into it.

(11:57):
I got money on it. We're just that And what's time?
Because those are they like old Tyson fights? When did
they start? It starts late? They preliminary started at eight
and then ten o'clock. Were the actual good ones? Me
like ten o'clock or whatever, again, it's too late to
come to my house whatever, So we're just sitting and
I know you you want everyone out of that. By
ten o'clock the fights haven't even started. You want everyone

(12:18):
out of the house. I'm watching the good fights. After
ten one went real quick. I'm like, yes, yeah, I'm
counting down the minutes, right joined up, but I'm counting
down the minutes. So he's there and it's this weird
thing where he wants to talk and make comments, and
then then he's making comments about my house, like yes,
I have a very nice house, but like just stop, man,
And it totally creeped my wife out where she's like,

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I just get a bad five from the guy. I
was like, I can't even defend a kid anymore. I
was like, you're exactly why he's he got there. It
just felt weird. And he's got a bad track record too.
He's hit you up for money multiple times, hit all
your friends up for money, may have a drinking problem,
may have a gambling problem. Yeah, yeah, and you try
to go to bout He's a guy. He I was
at your birthday party a couple months ago and he

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was creepy in the backyard. He was just there and
he was just like kind of like side eyeing everyone,
like he was just standing by himself, just staring off.
And I was like, and I kind of know him,
like I've met him a couple of times, but I'm like, yeah,
like like, dude, you're you're creeping me out, like other
than you, and I I'll I'll chalk everybody I've ever met,

(13:22):
No one of the guys like Jerry Beeby other than
net every other guy is it with it? I love
Jerry Bebe. We love Jerry bout out to the great
Jerry Bebe. Can you think of any other normal people
we've met that does radio, that has a normal life
with the wife. The old guy Don Williams, Don Williams,

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the old old guy Don Williams.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
We loved him, other than net Man. It's tough. Radio
has destroyed a lot of lives.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
It's like it's like you still think you're doing radio
and you got to be the life of a party,
where no, just come watch the fights. You're there just
to watch the I don't know. Mean, dude, I mean
I everybody like, look radio I got in. You know,
I was one of the last got people to get
in and actually make a life for for himself. But
without radio, I would have been in the Marines and

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been a cop and probably been retired by now.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
Yeah, man, you'd be you'd be killing it right now.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Yeah, look at so so. But instead I went in
the radio and here I am with you. It really
messes you up, like socially awkward people in radio, Like
I know what it is. That's that's the creepiest part
is it's like dorks who get into radio and they
then then like, because they're behind a microphone, they think

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they're cool.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
Yeah, and it's like, yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
I can't function in the real world. For some reason,
it didn't hit you and me, but dude, it's dude.
We were I was having that conversation with my ex wife.
We were a parents dave my daughter's college, and we
were talking. That's how we met. She worked at the
radio station when I was young, and we were talking
about some of the people at work, and dude like,
like one guy if he didn't get a like you

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have a consultant who puts the music on the radio station,
and if he didn't get songs on that he wanted,
he would start crying.

Speaker 4 (15:14):
Yeah, because they're socially awkward, man, their children.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Like I'd walk into the studio and he's like, let
me play a sixth radio hit song and I'm like, okay,
listen to you, man, listen to what. Dude like, get
out of here. Your messes up a lot of people. Man, Yeah,
I I agree with the wife. You know what, I'm
gonna gone and shut this cat down for every Ryan Seacrest,

(15:36):
every you know, what's the the god to him in
the kitchen. You know, there's there's there's a ten thousand
people who have just their lives have been destroyed from
Ruinshow man just ruined. Yeah, uh, that's so he's banned
from the house. He's banned from the house. And I
agree hundred percent. Yep, yeah, yeah, this will be Hey,

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if we want to go watch again, I have to
have a buffer with two other guys that I know
that are like normal guys, and this guy will kind
of fill in there.

Speaker 4 (16:04):
Yeah, I had a guy.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
Radio guy his he brought over a Heroin addicted girl
and she stole seventy five dollars out of my ex
wife's part.

Speaker 4 (16:11):
That's radio man, that's radio. That's radio's radio.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Look.

Speaker 4 (16:15):
I have a pair of tickets for Witchcraft, which.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Is going to be a haunting in the woods of
Hamilton this weekend. Beers costume contest. It's gonna be a
fun time if you want to go to Witchcraft.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
It really is a good time.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
It's it's by the the people that put on beer
Fest and midget wrestling.

Speaker 4 (16:37):
So Witchcraft this weekend.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
Six zero nine six seven seven one hundred and seven
six zero nine six seven seven, one hundred and seven,
we get back. We'll do some rocks.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
Joe, Joe and Scottie. Rock news.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Here's some rock news for you. Lady Gaga was on
the Stephen Colbert Show and she said that Bruce Springsteen
one time came to one of her shows and taught
her a magic trick.

Speaker 4 (17:09):
Was going to hide the ball.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
She said, there's a magic trick that happens with the
audience and there's a moment of transcendent connection.

Speaker 4 (17:18):
She said.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
Springsteen taught me that. She said, I think that I'm
always striving for that moment listening to Bruce, especially his
live recordings, you know, he had a way of putting
himself and you so close together. He came to my show.
I was very scared to meet him because I grew
up with his music.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
She said.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
The magic trick that he's talking about. I think he's
trying to say is like we all got this like
a goal of soul. When you're on stage and you
want to touch somebody, hopefully move them and move them
in whatever way they need. You know, it's not for
me to decide what somebody in the audience needs for me.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
It's just I think I'm there to offer it.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
I thought I thought she was going to talk about
like he pulled a rabbit out of.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
It right right. Hey, Look, I'm gonna pull a penis
out of my pants.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Look look hate, hey got got Look what I like?
Look my thumb disappears. Yeah, I could hear them right now?
My thumb keep off my hand?

Speaker 3 (18:16):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (18:17):
Ozzy Osbourne, Ozzy, I guess there's a book. I guess
Ozzy wrote a book before he died.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
I would read it if you actually put pen to
paper and I could see the shaking.

Speaker 4 (18:31):
It's called Last Rites. That's not a book. That's what
he had to write before he died.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
Uh Me and my wife wrote a book.

Speaker 4 (18:42):
It's called Our Last Will and Testament. I guess he
was talking about he got.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
You know, he's sober when he died, and he said,
the best drug that he's ever had.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
Got.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
I mean, no, man, he said, being on State that rush,
he said, you get forty two thousand people yelling. Yeah,
he goes, Dude, that's the biggest rush that you can get.
He goes, I've done every drug and that is by
far the best drug ever. So that's coming from Ozma,
who had a rough paper route the last couple of years.

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How about this, I guess we'll call this a flip.
John bon Jovi opened up a bar last year in Nashville.

Speaker 4 (19:28):
He's already putting it.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Up for sale. Yeah, I saw it, but I didn't
even go with. You know, I didn't go in because
I'm not a bon Jovie guy, and I think job
he doesn't really belong in Nashville. It's the least cool
one of all of them. Yeah, so one hundred and
thirty million dollars.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
Yeah, is he's putting up for sale estate.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
It's the biggest, it's five stories, it's the biggest bar on.
If you've ever been down Nashville, the main drag is
called Broadway, and yeah, man, I'm guessing dude, it's it's
like so, first of all, a lot of times these
guys will just license their name and they have nothing
to do with the restaurant. Right, there's a company that

(20:07):
runs the restaurant. They just license the name and it'll
be like Jason Oldeans guys like kid Rock actually owns
the property and help run it. And I think bon
Jovi tried that, And dude, I know restaurant owners. It
is a stressful, stressful job. I've talked to the people
of the Jelly Roll won They said he was there

(20:29):
for the opening, super nice guy, came, met the staff,
kind of walked through and everything. But I mean, hands
on is Jill saying that's probably he just licensed this
name and some company comes in and runs it. So
bon Jovi after one year is out of Nashville. So yeah,
one hundred and thirty million bucks if you want to
buy his place located on Broadway in Nashville. Oh, but

(20:51):
it's homeless people only, like he does his foods thing. Yeah,
I think he's gonna stick with that.

Speaker 4 (20:55):
He's got a couple of those spots where I.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Mean and I and I dig that. Man.

Speaker 4 (20:59):
That's you know, the restaurants.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Where if you uh, you know, don't whatever money you have,
even if you don't have any they'll let you in
like a soup kitchen. And and yeah, I get that. Okay,
that's being a good person. This one he tried to
actually run a real bar in Nashville and so on

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South Jerseys Rock Station's streaming on the iHeartRadio app. Also,
we're rocking the bank at nine am. You're shot at
one thousand dollars. A lot of dollars, A lot of dollars. Uh.
I saw a lot of dads in white new Balances
trying to relive.

Speaker 4 (21:41):
Their glory days of college. And I should have been
there with you.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
You should have. I tried to get you down there.
I called you on Friday night. I said I needed
a fog machine and a DJ and.

Speaker 4 (21:51):
I said both of those.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Oh it was parents weekend at University of Delaware. And
I go down and my my ex wife and my
wife are friends, and so they they go down and
they you know, they got a couple of drinks in them.
I think they were drinking some jungle juice. Nice made
it up. I think it was Mimosa's. I think that's
what it was. It's like the problem is now, well,

(22:15):
it's actually nice because before my daughter was in a dorm.
So like you're not hanging out in a dorm. So
we're like constantly going from like party to party. And
that's what it is. All these you know, houses have
parties and the parents go and and so now my
daughter has her own apartment, but like now I got
to deal with other parents that are like that, you

(22:36):
know that the parents that the kids live in this
apartment with my daughter, And like one mom's a real
pain in the ass. Yeah, Like she's like she's going
in there. She's like, oh, I gotta clean this whole place.
And the for a college place, the place looked spectacular.
Just leave the kids alone. She's like, I gotta get
I'm gonna get covers for your couch cushions. Isn't a shot.
There's always a parent that's like like that, no matter

(22:58):
what group of kids you have, he was like NonStop
and like, I'm like, all right, And there was one
dad that I liked, so I hung out with him.
There's another dad he got He got to this party
that my daughter was throwing at her apartment for Parents'
Day and he just opened up a beach chair and
he just sat in the corner of the deck and

(23:19):
didn't talk to anyone.

Speaker 4 (23:20):
For like six hours. Sounds awesome, dude, Why is you
just taking it all in?

Speaker 1 (23:24):
I'm not kidding, and it must He also was the
husband of the wife that was a little nutty. Yeah,
so he's probably like, dude, he's done to Sol's He's like,
I don't want to have to deal with her. I
don't want to have to deal with her. I'm gonna
sit here, I'm gonna have a state side and I'm
not going out.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
I don't want to have to. I don't have to
deal with this nut job.

Speaker 5 (23:43):
Are any other.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
Parents tearing it up like you and your wife? Like,
I know you had a couple of drinks. I got
a phone call. You sound like you had a couple
drinks in you like the other parents come out with
Friday around wasn't even parents weekend?

Speaker 4 (23:53):
Oh you weren't even into the weekend.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
We were we just we took my daughter and her
boyfriend out to dinner. Okay, yeah, we were watching I
never I watched a University of Delaware football game was
on TV.

Speaker 4 (24:06):
I saw that.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Yeah, I guess there was nothing happening on Friday in sports.
So they put the Delaware game on and uh and
Delaware lost. The freshman kicker missed a kick at the
end of the game and I missed the field goal. Uh.

Speaker 4 (24:22):
So it was a sad day for a Blue inn.
Does I don't even know that the football team played there, dude.
I asked my daughter, I go, do you go to
any of these games?

Speaker 1 (24:30):
And she goes, ew, no, yeah, but but you know
what it gave us Joe Flacco?

Speaker 4 (24:37):
It did?

Speaker 1 (24:37):
It gave us Joe Flacco? So yeah, dude, it's a
lot of dads. It was a lot of white New Balances,
cargo shorts and like those white socks trying to fit
like those like tube socks. Just just you know, just
reliving the glory days, dude. Oh sure, Like honestly, it
should have just been played over and over and glory Day,

(24:59):
Glory Day by Bruce Springsteen. Man when you called, and
I had you on speaker, and my wife is there
and I told her, I said, there's a slight chance
if I get a call tomorrow that they need a DJ,
I will. It's an hour. It was like an hour
and five minutes away from my house. I had all
my gear. I packed all my gear up on Thursday
just in case you were to make a call. But
the best is you could only give me a time
of I think you said like eleven to two. Yeah.

(25:21):
I had a window because I had things going on
Saturday afternoon. Yeah, yeah, I can rock the hell out
of that from twelve to five. And then I got
to go, yeah, dude, and I don't understand this. So
we're staying at a hotel and there's a couple of
hotels like all together where our hotel was. So you
go out in the parking lot and it's all parents.
It's all parents because it's parents Day, and you know,

(25:41):
in Delaware, we're right next to the school. The parents
all get decked out in the college gear like Delaware hat,
Delaware shirt, Delaware scarf, Delaware armband, like Delaware socks.

Speaker 4 (25:56):
Did you do it?

Speaker 1 (25:57):
No, there's not a picture of you with a Delaware
and I had a game cock on your shirt. I
know where I am. I don't need to wear a shirt.
But it was like, dude, they're all decked out and
like they got shirts that say a proud Delaware dad,
proud Delaware mom, just living through their kids.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
They probably never had that real fun college experience.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
I got into a real deep conversation with a fraternity
kid about the O. J. Simpson murders. Okay, yeah, is
he like a pre legal guy or something? Dude?

Speaker 4 (26:28):
Smart kid?

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Yeah? Changed like like like really, it's my daughter's boyfriend's roommate.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
And we got into it. A big Lawrence Taylor fan.

Speaker 5 (26:37):
Okay, good, I like.

Speaker 4 (26:38):
That man, So he's into cocaine, was wearing a Lawrence
Taylor jersey. I would have fit right with this guy.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
His kid, this kid, we dude, we went back and
forth about about OJ and it's shocking to me that
a twenty year old, twenty one year old kid has
any knowledge of the O. J. Simpson trial. And he did, yeah,
how's that even come up? You know he's watching reruns?
Well I know because I said, uh, hey, you're wearing
a Lawrence Taylor jersey. Do you know some of the

(27:05):
crimes he's committed, and he said, well, you should be
wearing an O. J. Simpson jersey. And I was like,
we're gonna be friends forever. That's it, you and him,
Me and him. Yeah. Yeah, So a lot of dance
between two of those guys, a lot of dads, a
lot of moms trying to look sexy. Okay, yeah, cowboy
boots are apparently in now it's it's it's uh, it's
a booty shorts and cowboy boots.

Speaker 5 (27:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
They ran into Tennessee home game. But I'm the jack
is probably a little bit different here at the anniversary
of Delaware Tennessee. Yeah, that's people should be in cowboy boots.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
This is Wilmington, Delaware, Newark, Newark, Delaware. They're from media Yeah, yes, yeah,
a mom from Bucks County shouldn't be wearing cowboys.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
So uh yeah, watching uh, watching dads try and relive
the glory days.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
It's pretty awesome.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
And that god awful band you showed me a picture of.
I can't imagine what these cats are playing. They really
they missed out on having me. Really, I mean next year,
you know I'm gonna give him your number.

Speaker 4 (28:04):
You say this every year and you can DJ that
hell out.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
I'm gonna left my entire family on Saturday to go.
Look we get back, We'll knock out some conspiracy corner
on to two point seven z XL, South Jerseys Rock
station z XL Morning Show, The Great Gary G. Garcia
in studio with us from acjokes dot Com.

Speaker 5 (28:25):
And still real lives, Still not suicidal.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
I'm not gonna unlive myself. H So the government hasn't
taken you down yet, Gary.

Speaker 5 (28:37):
Not yet, man. I don't know if I should be
happy or offended in idea.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
That they're not coming after yet. You know, I, dude,
I'm listening to your podcast. You say you say some stuff.

Speaker 5 (28:47):
Sometimes maybe I wonder if they are. Like yesterday, I
couldn't get online for nothing. We hadn't we hadn't done
a podcast for like a month and a half because
Brian's got the baby coming and he's been you.

Speaker 4 (28:56):
Know, your co host.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
Yeah, he's got a kid coming.

Speaker 5 (28:58):
Yeah, another five weeks, it'll be him. And we would
try to think of a name. And it's funny because
you were talking about the name for your for your
Wiener dog, Wiener dog, and I was telling him to
name the kid. Uh, he's having a boy. His naster
name is Lacatta. So I said, make his first name
Rocky Balboa.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Rocky looked, oh yeah, yeah, but the.

Speaker 5 (29:17):
First name is Rocky Boboa. So whenever you call him
you always have to say, you know what I'm saying, Well,
most not both names. It's one name, Rocky Boboa, Rocky,
you know what I'm saying Like that, I don't know
it's up there, but I don't think they're going to
go with it. They would looking at that.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
Leonard Leonard Leonard.

Speaker 5 (29:35):
I kind of like it. I think, like you know, big.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
L white guys that are named Leonard. See, that's I
think that's an old school name. I remember, like my
grandparents neighbor was named he was an old guy. He
would wear blackly a white name first, yes, I disagree, and.

Speaker 4 (29:51):
He would wear.

Speaker 5 (29:53):
Started as a black name, Leonard Lemon. Well, okay, you
know Bill Cosby. No, I know a bunch of Jamal whites.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
You do Jamal white white guy?

Speaker 5 (30:10):
Yeah? No, no, but I do know some some Jamal whites.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
You see a black Peter, Yeah, a black guy named Peter.
But has there ever been a white guy named Jamal never, never, never,
what happened?

Speaker 5 (30:25):
I don't know. We have to look that up. I'm
pretty sure there is. There was some tree hugger somewhere
who names the kid Jamal Jamal Sunflower Johnson or something.

Speaker 4 (30:37):
Were getting into.

Speaker 5 (30:41):
Yeah, alright, so here's something we just kind of glossed over.
We never mentioned. We probably didn't mention it because I
think it happened over the weekend or something. But did
he got four years?

Speaker 4 (30:52):
Four years?

Speaker 5 (30:52):
Four years? Man, he's got he's been in there. What
a year to say so?

Speaker 1 (30:57):
And then usually it's.

Speaker 5 (30:58):
That's that's gonna that's gonna be counted toward his for
a year, another year, another year and a half.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
And tell us that they didn't get anything real on
him other than just a little freak golf party. Because
I mean, if you were really I mean, if it
was really like a real sex thing with kids and all,
it wouldn't that be more than four years?

Speaker 5 (31:17):
I think it would. It's just that, remember he has
video that you know, they was supposedly they said they
have video which was never shown, and uh, you know
it's the people that are caught up in those videos.
So he was never going down for that. There's seven
things they won't touch because then everybody gets touched. And
like I said, it was always a play to just
show him who's in charge of embarrassing. Yeah, yeah, that's

(31:40):
what it was. You know, you want to sue us because,
like I said, black rocks.

Speaker 4 (31:45):
So it was a weird charge.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
It was such a.

Speaker 5 (31:47):
Letdown, man, Like I knew he wasn't and he's a
thing I don't.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (31:51):
You know, listen, if you're guilty, you're guilty. But in reality,
what did he do that nobody knew? In other words,
like you know what you think was going on at
those parties? You see movies of the parties, they showed
women walking around topless all day, everybody's jumping in the
pool naking. What do you think? What do you think
is going on instead what I'm saying. So if you're

(32:12):
surprised by that, then you're an idiot. And now I'm
at the point where like I was so into this
why because it was supposed to be so bigger, you know,
like like drop got dropped, everybody stayed exected.

Speaker 4 (32:27):
Guy that the guy.

Speaker 5 (32:30):
Man no shed no tears for him. Man, he was
out there, I mean, or.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Is that just like a Reddit thing. What's real is
the question freaking.

Speaker 5 (32:45):
Dude, the dude, what's that guy's name with the wheelchair?
What's his name? Hawking, Stephen Hawk, you know? And they
said that what's his name? But he was Bill Gates.
But they said Bill Gates wasn't diddling. They said Bill
Gates was running scientific tests.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
I can see that going on at that they had
a room, they had a room.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
Party on the island.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
It's all the same.

Speaker 5 (33:12):
So the question becomes this, there's two questions I have, Well,
well one question and the other the other one is
more of a statement, which is one And I asked
you guys, where do who do you think is throwing
the parties since he's been locked up?

Speaker 4 (33:27):
Because it didn't stop.

Speaker 5 (33:28):
No, no, no, can't stop, won't stop, it doesn't stop.
So so who do you think was throwing the parties
while he was locked up? And throwing the parties?

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Now?

Speaker 5 (33:43):
I don't know if he's still a preacher, but he
definitely has gone.

Speaker 4 (33:48):
Nature.

Speaker 5 (33:49):
Really, why you think it's making a comeback of something?

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Because me and him were going back and forth on Instagram.
Once we were going back, we had some beef. Me
and Tretch. Oh you did my hip hop party this
if he had played, but I think I offered.

Speaker 4 (34:01):
Him like fifteen dollars to go.

Speaker 5 (34:03):
He was insaulting.

Speaker 4 (34:04):
It was a little insulted. He was married to one
of them, Salt or Pepper.

Speaker 5 (34:07):
I'm not sure he was if I'm correct, Spinderella.

Speaker 4 (34:11):
He was with Spinderella.

Speaker 5 (34:12):
Yes, no, no, no, no, it could be Pepper. It
could be yes, the tall one. I think it was Pepper. Actually, Okay, right,
Who's who's hosting the party now?

Speaker 1 (34:22):
So?

Speaker 5 (34:23):
No, see, it's not gonna be Jay because his name
did get brought up, okay, and he did get that
charge that they got away, So he's staying away from
all that. Who's there's gonna be somebody who like who's
blowing up? Quick? Now that you know that? Never you know, like,
what's that white dude's name there that he's all dressed
in pink? Now and he did the disc track against Eminem.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
I'm gonna say it's bad. I think it's bad Bunny. Oh,
I think bad.

Speaker 5 (34:51):
Throwing the party.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
He jammed another weirdo into the super Bowl. Bad Bunny, Yeah,
bad Bunny Bunny.

Speaker 5 (34:56):
Did they or did they turn him down?

Speaker 3 (34:58):
Now?

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Did it?

Speaker 5 (34:59):
Because people like got upset?

Speaker 4 (35:01):
Who cares.

Speaker 5 (35:06):
Again, I don't even know what he's saying, don't even know,
don't know why.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
He'd be there're talking about machine gun Kelly.

Speaker 5 (35:12):
I'm talking about yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's getting freaking
on freakier all the time. I mean, I'm sure he
could use the push and then he has the thing
like that was such a letdown that I'm at the
point now, this is, this is where I'm at when
it comes to all that, like Hollywood is evil, which
if you don't notice by now, then I don't know
what to tell you. You know what I'm saying, Like,
what don't you know? Hollywood is evil? Nothing good comes

(35:34):
from Hollywood if you look at everything that comes out
of the entertainment industry, and I'm in it. I do comedy,
you know. And that's why I'm not blown up the
way I should be, because I'm not kicking the right message.
And if you look at it all, it's all things
that are really not good for you. Everything. Really I
hate to say it because I don't want to sound
like that old man, but if you look at it all,

(35:55):
it's all not good. Everything goes against God. If you
look at like all this stuff they do like even sitcoms,
it's all filled with lies, you know, it's all filled
with like lust and all. I mean, it's funny. I
love to watch it because sin is great, and sin
is funny, and sin is fun. Just leave it real.
That's why you know, you don't have to be taught
to sin. We have to be taught to do good

(36:16):
because sin it's just so much fun.

Speaker 4 (36:18):
It's like crack.

Speaker 5 (36:19):
Some things are just too good.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
You know what I heard about it.

Speaker 5 (36:25):
There's a good chance, you know, you're not gonna stoping cocaine.

Speaker 4 (36:30):
That's why I never tried it, because I may want. Yeah,
people Charlie.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
Sheen just talks about this, just talk about this in
an interview. Cocaine you get bored of and so then someone,
some bright person crack out how to make cocaine even
better by making.

Speaker 5 (36:48):
Crack, of course, and they did that in the CIA office. Okay,
It's like all that stuff when you think about it,
because you think, really, listen, I grew up in the
hood selling drugs, right, this is like a known thing
really allegedly so, but I never came across anybody who
was experimenting. I don't know anybody who would have took

(37:09):
an a boil of cocaine and said, let me see
what happens if I dropped water. Sure, I don't know,
I'm gonna drop some water. I'm gonna take the risk
that I lose all of this on the risk that
let's see what comes up.

Speaker 4 (37:24):
Somebody give me a spoon.

Speaker 5 (37:26):
Nobody came up with that. Nobody came up with that
on their own. You know what I'm saying. It was
all made in a lab. But let's keep it real
and sure, Okay, that's why I said, oh yeah, they
did Okay, all right, they threw all these drugs in
our neighborhood. Did you have to do them?

Speaker 2 (37:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (37:45):
No, Nobody shoved any drugs down my face. There's certain
drugs I said I'll try, And there's certain drugs I
never touched.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (37:55):
Heroin looks like looks like it's a horrible thing. But
it must be fantastic because people give up their kids,
their teeth, their looks, so it must feel great and
you're chasing.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
But I don't want to feel that great. I don't
want to feel that thing for heroin.

Speaker 4 (38:13):
I've seen it.

Speaker 5 (38:14):
I don't like needles.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (38:15):
I've done it, but I'm saying I don't want to.
I don't want to feel that good if I'm not
doing anything. I've never been into drugs that you feel
great but you're not doing anything. You're just sitting there,
just sitting there, And all of a sudden, Yes, you
know what I'm saying. Yes, at least on crack, you're
gonna come up with good ways to listen through the walls,

(38:36):
the You're gonna be alert, You're gonna do things that
are interesting. You're gonna have a story to tell, you
know what I'm saying, Like like I can tell you
stories of dudes, you know, sitting there with shotguns, dudes
hanging microphones out there windows, exciting stuff on heroin. What
are you gonna do? The dude was laying on the
couch and then he didn't wake up and we have
to hit him with the sniffer, Like you know, I.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
Imagine peaceful like you see like when they're hunched over
in Kensington's sleeping, it does look like a peaceful sleep.
Nothing feases them. And I don't know how that calisthenics
that they're in is pretty awesome.

Speaker 5 (39:07):
It's like when it hit and that doesn't because like
once you like clean up, you still have the flexibility.

Speaker 4 (39:13):
Yeah, yes, you're instructor.

Speaker 5 (39:16):
Yeah, basically I still can't touch my toes dog.

Speaker 4 (39:20):
Wedden Lion Island.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Now we gotta wrap it up. We gotta. We did.

Speaker 5 (39:25):
I could just say one last thing, all right, and
I hate saying this, but the more we look into
the whole Charlie Kirk thing, the more I have to
ask the question, why is nobody saying anything about Erica?
And it's just from my gut because one, Erica was

(39:45):
the name of my ex wife. You can't trust in Erica.
I'm just saying it's one of those names that you know,
ex wife Erica Erica. Yeah, Erica is not that name,
like you know, that's a red flag name. And then two,
if you you don't want me to think that you
had anything to do with bringing him down, then please

(40:06):
stop acting like you had everything to do with bringing
him down. Like watching a Lifetime movie where the actress
is just like not that good, but it's enough of
a story that you keep watching it. That's what it's
like watching.

Speaker 4 (40:22):
We have we have to wrap this up, but real quick.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
They actually they actually have they have the kid that
you think might be the shooter. He's got a lawyer.
You're gonna find out this kid might They're gonna figure
out this. He was one of the guys that he's alive,
so it's like he's he's yet not yet, but he's
a pats man all right.

Speaker 5 (40:44):
Because Yo, they were checking the money on turning point.
They say, Charlie started looking into the money and the
money was looking funny. And I'm just saying that that shick.
If you ever watched a Lifetime movie, that ship looks
like every white that's ever been in a Lifetime movie
that killed her husband.

Speaker 4 (40:59):
To take over the gary Ger.

Speaker 5 (41:01):
Just the thought listening allegedly, I'm just saying.

Speaker 4 (41:03):
Week we packed a lot of wed we have to.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Day.

Speaker 5 (41:07):
Man, I didn't know cocaine this weekend, so I'm very
alert and awake.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
And I step Well that's healthy.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
I guess I'm cutting back, man, good because we're wrapped
up in eight minutes.

Speaker 4 (41:19):
Where can people find you?

Speaker 3 (41:20):
Man?

Speaker 5 (41:20):
You can find me at ac jokes dot com and
check me out when I'm out in Atlantic CITYO. So
I'm gonna be out in Ohio in like two weeks
before I'm a listeners.

Speaker 4 (41:28):
In Ohio shut up.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
If you're in San Dusky, go check out Garatt. They
go to ac jokes dot com. Gary we Love check
got rated.

Speaker 5 (41:36):
GM in the podcast wherever you get podcasts.

Speaker 4 (41:38):
Look we get back. We'll knock out some trash.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
Oh Love track anything thirty do anything, racket rock or
roughing ps love.

Speaker 4 (42:01):
Here's some trash for you.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Megan Markle, she was the girl who used to open
up briefcases for Howie Mandel in that game show, and
then she married the redheaded prince and now she's a
I don't know, she's a princess. I guess she was
at the Paris Fashion Week. Yeah, that's cool that regular
people there. She's supposed to be a regular person.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
Remember they moved to La to be regular people and
that didn't work out. The fork left. I think last
week saw deepots selling ammers. I guess did you know
there was a new Taylor Swift album that dropped? Yeah,
it supposed to be a big deal.

Speaker 4 (42:41):
There's some I don't know, some some lyrics on it
or something.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
I think she talks about banging the boyfriend at the fiancee.
So a lot of people are are saying that maybe
her relationship with Blake Lively is back. They were, they
were best friends and then Blake Lively had that big
to do with that director Justin Boldoni where they're suing

(43:05):
each other and Taylor Swift got pulled into it, and
apparently she got pissed off Blake Lively for having her,
you know, get involved in it, and Blake Lively liked
an Instagram post this.

Speaker 4 (43:17):
Is where we're at in the world.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Yeah, so people are going nuts because Blake Lively liked
an Instagram post the Taylor Swift posted about her new album. Yep, uh,
that's kind of sad, dude. One of the guys who's
like he was like the hot guy on Gray's Anatomy.

(43:39):
He's in a wheelchair now because he has als.

Speaker 4 (43:43):
Oh she's that Luke Errick's disease.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
So yeah, so it's kind of sad dude, Like just
maybe ten years ago he was like a hot dude on.

Speaker 4 (43:51):
TV and and this disease bangs you up.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Like back then my wife would have wanted to like
be with him, but now I'm the winner.

Speaker 4 (44:00):
Yeah, I mean no, no, I think he's still he's
still pretty thin? Is he still he's still hot?

Speaker 1 (44:05):
He's he's in a wheelchair, so my wife still might
there's no uh, there's no coming back from a l S. Yeah,
you're this is that that's the one that that grabs him.
American League Series. Uh yes, Uh, Teddy Mellencamp, that's John
Mellencamp's daughter.

Speaker 4 (44:22):
She's a reality star.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
She's on one of those housewives shows. Uh she shared that.

Speaker 4 (44:26):
Uh she is beating cancer, so that's cool.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Uh. Remember Aunt Becky from Full House everybody loved any
At Becky.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
She went to jail for a little bit, and so
did her husband.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
Massimo Massimo ga newly he had the Massamo clothing line.

Speaker 4 (44:45):
Wasn't it in like like kmarts though or something?

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Target?

Speaker 4 (44:48):
Target?

Speaker 1 (44:48):
Dude, I still have Massamo jeans. They're my favorite jeans.
The dude they are they're probably fifteen years old. Are
my favorite team. I've seen you on man, your ass
looks fan. Thanks taking those genes.

Speaker 4 (45:04):
Well.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Ant Becky was married to Masamo and they just split up.
So I guess they couldn't handle uh jail and because
it was and it was they went to jail over
something so stupid. Yeah, they tried to get their kids
on the crew team. Yeah, they got their kid. They
tried to get their kids into college, so they lied
about her getting a sports scholarship.

Speaker 4 (45:26):
Yeah for crew. I think it was Crewe Boat.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
And like it.

Speaker 4 (45:30):
It just was.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
It was just embarrassing and so uh ant Becky Lori
Laughlin is her name. She is now separated from Masimo Giauri.
Let's see here.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
Are you a fan of mister Beast? I know probably
kids are.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
You know, we kind of fell off a little bit,
but my kids would watch it while ago. So apparently
his big thing now is and I'm sure it gets
millions and millions and millions of views. He's updating his
bloating videos on his YouTube from videos when he was
a teenager.

Speaker 4 (46:05):
I know that.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
I like when you take the train and run it
off the cliff the watch. Yeah, I think he's hosting
a game show now too. He's got candy bars. Yeah,
you guys, My wife approves too, like the ingredients I
think are pretty good. Yes, I mean he's I mean
I saw him on Joe Rogan. He seems like a
good enough kid, you know that no ill will like
you know, just tries to send a pretty positive message

(46:27):
to everybody.

Speaker 4 (46:28):
Uh there you go, some trash for him.

Speaker 5 (46:31):
Races are slowly ticking down.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
Much point seven z XL, South Jersey's rock station ZXL
Morning Show. I'll tell you, man, I've spent the last
couple of weeks because they've been one o'clock Eagles games
on Sundays. So we've been going down to my in
law's place and my.

Speaker 4 (46:51):
My brother in law's. They're huge Eagles fans. They're in town.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
My in laws are huge Eagles fans. The neighbors come over,
they're big Eagles fans.

Speaker 4 (47:01):
Big deal, man. Everybody loves the birds.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
You know.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
They throw some chili on, you throw some you know,
sausage and peppers on, you know, all that nonsense. It
was fun when they win yesterday, not so much fund
that fan base will flip on you, like dude, like
they got it went from so.

Speaker 4 (47:26):
Eagles.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
You know, they were undefeated up until yesterday. So they
win and the party keeps going. We're watching the four
o'clock games. We're all chit chat and having a good time. Boy,
first loss of the season, that place turned into a
church real quick.

Speaker 4 (47:41):
It just it got.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Quiet and everyone just kind of went their separate ways
and party was over. Yeah, and there's still listen there's
still there four and oh yeah yeah, yeah, they still
the best team in the NFC. Yeah, some people out
there would kill to have I don't know that the
wasn't hurts like eighteen and oh like in his last
eighteen stars or starting, it's like ridiculously, that's so good.

(48:04):
Just relaxed. It's gonna happen. No team's gonna go undefeated. Now,
I'm not picking on you, but I know your team.
You're a big New York Giants. Now, huh, he's going
through something, right, oh go right now. It's been twelve years, man,
I swear something. Since they took that boat picture of
those guys on the boat, it's going downhill since then.

(48:25):
Someone said they signed a deal with the Devil back
in twenty eleven to win that Super Bowl, and boy,
you know what, you gotta shake your head be like
maybe maybe there's some truth to that. Yeah, so uh
so yeah, it's a whole different ballgame at my in
law's house after an Eagle's loss than an Eagles win.
It is shocking. Like I don't know, sportsman, it does
affect you. It affects you emotionally. You have bad days. Now,

(48:48):
I'm so uh I'm so I'm so used to it now,
Like it used to be really bad. He comes stairs,
you just mope around. Now I'm like, ah, you know,
I still gotta be a dad, and it still gotta
be a husband. You know. You know what it is
is That's why I've turned to gambling so much, is
because now that's my high. It's not my team winning,
it's my gambling that I think. Even like my father
in law, I think he was having like like during
the game, he was drinking Bloody Mary's and then they

(49:11):
lose and he's like he just went the water. That's right.

Speaker 4 (49:13):
Yeah, it just it drains everything out of you.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
He's like, I'm just dying, like and that was a
bad loss too, because you know it was in the
last couple of minutes of the game, like you know,
there was a chance for them to win. And I'd
imagine for three quarters there was a lot of like
E A G L E S Eagles chance going on
in the fight song and everything.

Speaker 4 (49:32):
I don't think we ever yelled the fight song, no,
not this not this week. Okay, not this week. But
and I told my wife this, I called it.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
I said, this is a game they're gonna lose, I said,
because they're you know, they're called you know your football guy,
they're called trap game. Yeah, and it's a team that
you don't take seriously. And no one was taking the
Broncos seriously. It came in there, man, they.

Speaker 4 (49:54):
Got this great thing. Look, Sean Payton's a great coach,
and they they.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
Got they got a kid who's okay quarterback and there
you go. It is shocking, though, when you go back
on the stats and you got to shake your head, like,
I don't know some of these these coaches, these coordinators,
I don't like. I don't get some of the decisions.
Barkley touched the ball nine He ran the ball nine times.
Like you got somebody like that who has a sandwich
named after him at ahuah Wah and you give him

(50:18):
the ball nine times that football game. Even you and
I would be up in the booth with our headset
so I and be like, I don't know, give it
the Barkley guys pretty good. So this is what I
don't like about the Eagles this season is I feel
like they make their decisions on games based on the
fan base and based on the players complaining. Well, yeah, so,

(50:39):
AJ Brown complains last week, you know, tweets out some
cryptic tweet that he hates the team and he you know,
they watch the ball man guy waits the ball out
and so so what do they do this week?

Speaker 4 (50:50):
They just throw the ball.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
They make them happy, right last year which ended up working,
so I I, you know, you can't complain. Was stuff
op throwing the ball, run the ball and look what
happened last year. The greatest running back of all time. Yeah,
but I feel like that's Philly.

Speaker 6 (51:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
Sometimes I feel like the coaches are just listening to
the fan base and the players yep, and not coming.

Speaker 4 (51:16):
Up with actual schemes. Yeah, you can't do that.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
Can't do that.

Speaker 4 (51:21):
But yeah, what a depressing party once the Eagles lose.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
Yeah, it's a hard drive home. You know, after all that,
you got a lot of good remember the good. Yeah.
I can't imagine like being in a tailgate like what
that feels like. It's like, you know, I like I
see videos and guys your tailgating early and are having
the great times, music playing, you know, having a blast.
But I can imagine there's a point where you got
to you gotta take that tent down and put it
in the back of your truck after a loss. Yeah, dude,

(51:46):
especially a Super Bowl loss. So the Super Bowl, the
Eagles lost. I remember in two thousand and five, the
Patriots loss was tough, and I remember sitting I was
sitting in my family room. I think my you know,
with my son. It was like two at the time,
and that was a tough one, the one that they
lost against the Chiefs a couple of years ago. I

(52:07):
fell asleep.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
Oh jeez.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Yeah, so I didn't even see that laws. But I
can't imagine throwing a Super Bowl party and having your
team lose. No, it sucks, man. Yeah you got to
clean up's left. You got the thing chicken cutlets, you
got out. Yeah, you're just angry. Look we get back.

Speaker 4 (52:26):
Uh, we'll do a thing called headlines.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
One hundred point sevens the XLS out Jerseys rock station's
the XL Morning Show streaming on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 4 (52:39):
To my wife, she's the best.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
She she makes these drunk decisions and then she swears
by them. My wife finally took our Nashville trip out
of our calendar the weekend before.

Speaker 4 (52:55):
But if she is listening, please reconfirm.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
My wife she is the best at making drunk vacation plans.
She did that, she will make drunk vacation plans. Well,
this is Saturday night. We get back from parents week Like,
we stayed at a hotel for parents weekend at my
daughter's college. So we're in the hotel room. Instead of
making sweet love, she now is telling me how we're

(53:20):
gonna get a hot dog dog. We oh, wiener dog. Okay, right,
that's that's what's going on. So she's like, we're gonna
get a Wiener weird dog. You're like, that's not the
Wiener I thought we'd be talking about right now. I'm like, yeah,
like you know, you know, maybe maybe sweet love would

(53:40):
be better than a Wiener dog. But so she's like,
she's no, we're gonna get a Wiener dog. And then
then you.

Speaker 5 (53:48):
Have one there.

Speaker 6 (53:49):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
I send pictures I cause I like Wiener dogs, but
I don't want a dog. I don't want the responsibility
of a dog. But I'll send it to the family
text and go like, look what we could get, but
we're not like, just you know, to sease, just to
tease the kids. And uh. And once again, all my
kids except one are out of the house and so
so now my wife is now hardcore on the Wiener dog,

(54:12):
and she's like, we're gonna name it Dagger, and I
was like, okay, and.

Speaker 4 (54:15):
I guess it's after it's a great name.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
It's it's it's it's it's something with the eagles, like,
it's just Dagger.

Speaker 4 (54:24):
I was like, Eh, let's call it Push Push. So then, because.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
She's also texting the family, you know, and this is
like eleven thirty on a Saturday, she's texting the family
about the Wiener dog situation, and she's like, she's like,
Daddy oo said we can get a Wiener dog. And
I was like, I did not say that. Is she
sobered up at this point, No, okay, I'm still going yeah.
So then I gotta give my my thirteen year old credit.

(54:49):
He goes, No, if we get a dog, we're not
naming it Dagger. We're gonna name it Ron Mexico. But
you still now you're still on the hook for the
dog though. Now yes, so now my wife still wants
a dog. But now I'm impressed that my thirteen year
old knows the story of Ron Mexico. Do you know
the story of Ron Mexico. It was Michael Vick. He
had herpes. Michael Vick was getting tested for herpes because

(55:12):
a girl claimed that he gave her herpes, and he
used the alias Ron Mexico to the point where it
got so famous that the NFL banned any jerseys that
in Mexico on the back. I'm impressed he knew that
whole story. Yes, it's a very you would know Michael Vick.
You know he fought dogs and drowned him and electric cute.
But to know about the herpes stories almost a part

(55:35):
of me that wants to get a wiener dog just
so we could call him. And now this is the rule.
If I get a wiener dog and we call him
Ron Mexico, you can't yell Ron. You have to use
Ron Mexican. You got to use both names. It sounds
like you're on the fence and getting a dog here
because you're you're putting a lot of rules in the place. Well,

(55:56):
the thing is like I growing up, I had a
neighbor who had a dog and his name was Charles Barkley,
and you had to call him Charles Barker, whole name
Charles Chuck. So if I'm going to get a dog
and call him Ron, Mexico. He's going to be Ron Mexican.
Are you okay with that family?

Speaker 4 (56:13):
Because these are the rules. So that's my drunk wife.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
She's just just texting away to the family on Saturday night,
we're getting a Wiener dog. Now on the ride home
on Sunday, how are we still getting a dog? Or
we trying to just let the thing just We went
to her parents' house to watch the Eagles game and
she was still bringing it up a little bit okay,
and I kept saying, this is not happening, and my
father in law was backing me up, and he goes, yeah,

(56:39):
this is not happening, Like you're you're not getting a dog.

Speaker 4 (56:41):
I know Scott does not want a dog.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
To get a dog, and then you know, the name
of it kind of goes back to Michael Vick, who
was a horrific dog owner, Like he was a bad
dude when it came the dog oing.

Speaker 4 (56:51):
But isn't that full circle? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (56:52):
I guess it is. Yeah, So if if and it's
a it's a big if, I get a Wiener dog,
sounds like you could. If there's a possibility of you
getting a dog. First of all, I gotta find a
place where I can get a Wiener dog. I gotta
find a Wiener dog store. And then and then, yes,
there's a shelter out there. You happen to have a

(57:13):
Wiener dog, Then please hit us up on the talk back,
give us your information. She will. We will name him Ron.
We love the rescue one. Yes, but we're gonna call
him on Mesco. You're gonna call him Mexico and you
have to use both nicks. Look, we get back with
do a thing called. You think you have a bad.

Speaker 4 (57:38):
You think you've got it bad. I don't think we
have it bad.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
A girl named Ariel tells a story of how she
thought she was doing the right thing by getting her
dog microchip, but learned a valuable lesson on how you
should thoroughly research the companies that do business. Ariel mistakenly
thought that the microchip procedure was a one time payment,
get it done right. That's it. You just pay seventy

(58:02):
nine bucks. That's what she thought it was going to
cost to get it done. What she didn't know was no,
that chip now belongs to a company, and it's a
seventy nine dollars feet annual week. Oh like the RNT
camera yeah, oh wow, So she didn't read the contract
and now she's on the hook because they can't take
it out for eighty bucks a month or eighty bucks

(58:25):
a year, eighty bucks a year to keep her dog chipped.
I forget if we chipped our dog or not. I know,
we didn't sign up for it. You gotta go to
there's a website or something for it. And remember, I
think that was new technology when I got my dog.
I don't think we did it. Did the old thing
where it just had the little metal thing on its collar.

Speaker 4 (58:47):
Yeah, little tags in the shape of a bone or
a heart. So it's lucky there's our phone number.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
A Colorado man was the victim of a parking garage
mishap at the Denver International Airport. Jim dropped his wife
off the airport on Thursday and ended up spending a
grand total of twenty seven minutes parked in the garage.
It should have been a.

Speaker 4 (59:07):
Charge of seven dollars.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
Instead, after he paid the fee with his car and
left the garage, his phone notification started going off. It
was his bank notifying the parking garage charged him nineteen
thousand dollars. He then looked at his receipt and saw
that it said that he had been parked there since
June sixth, resulting in a charge of one hundred and

(59:30):
sixty nine thousand minutes worth of parking. He was able
to go to a security office and get it all
figured out. Like, would you kill somebody and then you
take them with their car and you park it in
the like that's how it happened in the Sopranos.

Speaker 4 (59:44):
I think when they killed Adriana, I think no, maybe not. No,
Adriana was in the woods.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
Remember, Yeah, I'm trying to think what they do with
the car. But if you put your car in a
garage like that and there's a dead person who pays
for that? Did he just get in the park it's
a burner car. No one's really, no one's on the
hulk for that. Yeah she got do that spot. I'll go.
You go to one of these casino garages and you'll
see cars with dust on them, so they've been there

(01:00:10):
for months, and like, what did somebody just is that?
What's happening?

Speaker 4 (01:00:16):
Is there a mob car? Is it?

Speaker 6 (01:00:18):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
Or dude?

Speaker 4 (01:00:20):
Did the person die in the casino?

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
Yep? And you know the family never went and picked
up the car because dude, I'm not kidding, like like
hardcore piles of dust on a car and you're like,
how long has this thing been parked here? And I've
seen old people at slot machines where they look like
they're dead.

Speaker 4 (01:00:36):
But I just assume they're sleeping.

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
Dude, dude, nothing's worse man, me and and me, and
you have done this. You know, it's like three am.
Me and you have stayed at a casino. We're going
to work, we're walking and you got these old people. Dude,
it's three thirty in the morning. They have their oxygen
tank and their cigarette. They got that stupid thing clipped
on their shirt, the card with the with the stupid

(01:00:59):
phone own cord.

Speaker 4 (01:01:00):
You don't want to lose your car to get your card. Dude,
You're touched in a machine. What's going like so depressing?

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
Florida had a case of mistaken identity when a sheriff
deputy was confused about a man pumping gas hold a
He thought the the pump of the gas right was
a gun.

Speaker 4 (01:01:21):
Oh. Bodycam video.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Showed the incident go down August seventh at a circle k.
The officer hopped out of his seuv he drew his
gun at the man and asked him to show his hands.
The man complied. When the man asked what he was doing,
he said he was When the cop asked what he
was doing, he said, I'm filling up gas cans. The
cop then apologized and said, oh, I thought you had

(01:01:45):
a gun. How many gun.

Speaker 4 (01:01:46):
Barrels have a curve on them.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
Yeah, I mean, and you're at a gash.

Speaker 4 (01:01:51):
Yeah, I assume the guy's holding a gas nozzle.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
I get it.

Speaker 4 (01:01:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
Sometimes I think cops can just get bored and they're
just looking for something to do. And I know there
are cops and I and I love you, uh we
we we backed the boys in Blue. But I know
there are cops that are itchy to get that gun out.
Oh yeah, yeah, they're like, you know, they want to
use it. Because I've also known cops had gone their
entire career and never never had to take their gun out,

(01:02:19):
like that is a real thing. And I guess that's
a pretty successful career that, like, I've never been in danger.
I've never had to take my gun out. Get down,
he's got a gun, I don't think so, hold on, Hank,
that could be a gas nozzle.

Speaker 4 (01:02:32):
Hold on. He's got to the pump with his car.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
He's got a car, yeah, and he's putting He's putting
the gun in the gas tank of his car. Is
that what you're saying, he's.

Speaker 4 (01:02:41):
Got a gun.

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
I'm pretty sure that's a shorty. He just walked out
a wall. While the other hand he has a cup
of cough. Well remember that was what Goodfellas the guy had.
The guy had the HOGI yeah, they called it a
hero and he got shot.

Speaker 4 (01:02:54):
Uh, there you go.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
That's uh those people belive it. Bet you not so much.

Speaker 5 (01:02:59):
Racis ticking down gold and silver.

Speaker 4 (01:03:04):
Crock stations EXL Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
Yeah. I was shocked, but not shocked. So I walked
into a home depot the other day and I'm thinking, Okay,
we're creeping up on Christmas. We all like to forget
about Halloween and Thanksgiving. I was like, hmm, you think
they've moved all their Halloween stuff out of the way
and they have the Christmas trees up and the Christmas light.

Speaker 4 (01:03:23):
Dude. I was at.

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
A really ritzy store called Dollar General and they get
out early, right, dude. Guy. I shook my head at
the guy and he knew exactly what I was shaking
my head at this was a month ago. It might
have never been taken down a month ago. And I go, dude,
Christmas stuff already. He's like, I don't make the rules.

(01:03:44):
It's money, dude, he is. He's like yeah, he's like
he's like yeah, man, he's like, we stocked the shelves yesterday.
I was like, christ it was like barely the end
of August. I walked into the home depot. They're up
and now now now they have all the trees up,
lights are up, and then now they have the other
crew and they're starting to, uh to put the other
stuff up. But I tell you, man, it's yeah, man,

(01:04:05):
it's pretty full blown. And I'm pretty I guess a
little jealous you have. Now they have a Spirit Christmas store.
Did you see that? Yeah? Well when does that open up?
Is that at all? Because Halloween shop opens up like it?
So I guess what they're gonna do is take the
Spirit Halloween shops and then just convert them to Christmas.
Who is mister Spirit because this guy is taken right

(01:04:27):
down the road. Yeah that the the It was Spenser Gifts. Yeah,
it started that Spirit Halloween stuff. Yeah, dude, I mean genius.
A company goes bankrupt, they have empty buildings. You buy
it for nothing or you lease it for nothing. Yeah,
and you just throw a canvas sign on the wall

(01:04:47):
and say, hey, look we're here and we're selling stupid
Halloween stuff. That's it. Full blown Christmas at home deepot everybody,
it's already started. Yeah, my kids starting to put his
little list together what he wants.

Speaker 4 (01:04:58):
I'm like, all right, I d I just feel.

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
Like we just jump, we just we'd rush everything we do.
Like take it. Everyone, just take a breath and like
enjoy the time that we have right now. You know
what happens, It's not as special anymore. Like right after
Thanksgiving it was like bam, you know you gotta go
balls to the wall for Christmas. We end up starting
so early by Christmas. I'm like, I'm ready for it
all to come down. I'm pretty sure last year you

(01:05:21):
took your Christmas tree down before Christmas it Nope, it
was right after Christmas because I get bummed down and
the Christmas night is the worst night for me because
the next day I come down and I just look
at the tree. I'm like, you're stupid. This whole thing
is stupid. Now you're all done. Like, there's no reason
those people that leave it up till February, why this
season is done.

Speaker 4 (01:05:41):
That's my wife's rule.

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
There's a thing that it's an Italian thing called Little Christmas,
and you have to leave your tree up to Little Christmas,
which is like the middle of January. I wanna say
it was December twenty seventh. My wife ran out to
do something for an hour. Dude, I had the kids.
That was like a machine. We had the whole tree down,
ornaments on the table so she could put away. After Christmas,
it's done. Yeah, there was done. There was a week

(01:06:03):
after Christmas. I believe it was a week after Christmas
something like that, where my wife went to go visit
her brother in Miami, and she was going for a
couple of days, and I got the entire house just declutter, Well,
you ruined little Italian Christmas, Little Christmas, Irish bastard.

Speaker 4 (01:06:20):
You well.

Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
You know what's funny is I was in a Low's,
not a home depot, was in a Low's and they
had Saint Patrick's Day stuff out. Oh the inflatables is
the inflatable drunk guy, We're not the inflatable. It's supposed
to be. He's supposed to be laying.

Speaker 4 (01:06:34):
On the ground. It's not that it's not inflating.

Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
It could have just been an Irish guy throwing up,
but I think it was Saint Patrick's day gear. Hey, everybody,
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Speaker 6 (01:06:49):
Are you smiling? Smiling? Smiles on eleven love? O?

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
Man, the sun comes shining through when you're crying when
you bring on the rim, right, I stop your shot,
stop your side.

Speaker 5 (01:07:12):
We'll to be happy. Then where the smiling where smiling?

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
Keep on smiling.

Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
I'm smiling dropping out, man.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
I know you guys are all my love. Looking at
you guys on my way to work than rings. She's like, yeah,
warming up ship and I'm like, I'm down here. We're rocking.

Speaker 4 (01:07:31):
Hey, thank you you shot to the fact.

Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
Yeah, keep me laughing, man, you.

Speaker 4 (01:07:35):
Guys are great. Good morning guys, hilario.

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Speaker 4 (01:07:46):
You get them the hell out of here with you
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This is the rad DJL like, if you're on it,
I listen to this.

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Man getting up in the mornings doesn't suck anymore.

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