MONDAY 11-04-24

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wake up, way up.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Oh god.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
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time of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses
and management, one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining,

(00:31):
compelling and educated radio and stand about a the rest
And this show.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
Isn't it?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Hey, homie? What's happening?

Speaker 5 (00:53):
Man?

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Good morning. I did my civic duty yesterday. I was
surprised on a Sunday, I was able to vote. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:00):
I guess this is the first year that Jersey does
early voting, because I don't remember early voting in New Jersey.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
It was always absent absentee balloting. But I was like,
I'm driving around and I was like, man, you know
what if I wait until election day, the lines are
probably gonna be super long. Yeah. And I look. I
google where I can vote and it was open.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
It's nice and easy, man. So I stopped at the
liquor store, got my wife some champagne, picked her up,
and we went over man, in and out. I don't
even think we were there five minutes. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
There.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
I think it was Tuesday night. Our library had it.

Speaker 6 (01:38):
It was like two or three people in front of
me and the woman didn't need to see ID. I
was like, hey, yeah, I'm here, here's my idea already
that we can't ask you for idea.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
I'm like, what it is like I'm handing it to
the guy and he's pushing it back at me. I'm like, no,
take it, yeah, take my ID right, I mean this
whole part of the whole process.

Speaker 6 (01:53):
You're like, no, here's my idea, here's who I am,
and I'm gonna go vote, you know, so go I look, I.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Don't care who you vote for, but go go vote.
It's it's important. Go do it if you're over eighteen. Like,
I don't know who else I voted for. I just
took my elbow. I went right down the right column. Well,
it was all just lit all up like green. There
was one guy who was running unopposed, and I'm like, well,
I guess I gotta vote for him. Sure you, I
just got nobody. I think it was a school board member.

(02:20):
I'm like, do I care about the school board members?

Speaker 6 (02:22):
Sometimes I go with the Italian last name. I don't
know why, and I might get that guy might be
the worst guy ever to put on the school board.
But I don't know. Mister bon Giornio grants. You got
my vote. Yeah, I don't know enough about anybody in
the school, like on the school board stuff.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
I have no idea. I'm not that I'm not that
in depth into my community.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
So I saw the one that said he she on it.
I was like, you're my vote. Click.

Speaker 6 (02:46):
So I was waiting for like the old levers. Now
it's all computerized. Now, yeah, it's pretty awesome. Then your
ticket comes out and.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah, that was the guy had to show me how
to use that. He's like, he's like, he's like here,
you know, here's where's what you gotta do. And I
was like, things, man, Yeah, my guy.

Speaker 6 (03:01):
Was an older guy who was a little too helpful.
I'm like, I got it, buddy, I get it. I
can see there's a slit that's perfectly the size of
the piece of paper. I gotta slide in there.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
I am looking at the group of people that were
checking you in and they're all old. Yeah, like old old,
And I'm like, are we trusting these people to do this?

Speaker 7 (03:17):
Not?

Speaker 2 (03:18):
I love look, I love I love our elderly, but
should these be the people that we rely on.

Speaker 6 (03:24):
I'm sure at the end of the night, they're just
unplugging the machines because that's what they used to doing,
and all.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
The information's gone. Like they like at one point, like
a kid had to come over and help the guy,
you know, my guy, And I'm like, maybe maybe we
should just get some kids in here to do this.

Speaker 6 (03:39):
Hey, everybody, Monday, brand new work week. We're gonna find
a ZXL work force Employee of the Day today.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
It's a movie. Yeah, we got the movie tickets out.
I believe it's called here. It's over at the Square Theater.
So we'll look you out with that. Coming up just
a little bit.

Speaker 6 (03:51):
It's a one hundred point seven ZXL South Jerseys Rock
stations the Xcel Morning should Good morning.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Everybody lie long doing.

Speaker 8 (04:05):
Lone and things sucks.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
I'm Scotty, good morning. Here's some news about us. On
a Monday, NBC News filed an equal time notice with
the Federal Communications Commissioned yesterday, just closing Kamala Harris's appearance
on SNL, after the network was accused of violating a
long standing rule. Now, the rule is that if you're
if you're running for political office, it's an equal offender.

(04:33):
So if Kamala gets twenty minutes on let's say NBC,
then you would have to let Donald Trump get twenty minutes.
I'll just let him do SNLN on NBC. It's so funny.
Before he became the you know, the world's most hated person.
You know, if you talk to a liberal, he was
on SNL all the time. There's a video of him

(04:53):
walking into the view and the women love him. Love
what the Goldberg gets. I think down on a knee
and his oh kiss. So yeah, So under normal circumstances,
the filing will allow all other qualified candidates competing against
Harris to see equal airtime. Yeah, this was an issue.
This about twenty years ago. The guy from Law and Order,

(05:16):
he was like the guy who like kind of I
don't know, he was like the boss in Law and Order.
He was running for senator in his like Alabama or
Arkansas or something at the time. And this is when
this came up because they're like, well, if him being
on Law and Order every week, does that count as
equal time? Right? So, so like the guy who's running

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against him for senator of Alabama, should he get just
as much time as the guy who was on Law
and Order?

Speaker 6 (05:47):
Oh wall, Trump's time built up and he does six
hours to no on NBC for no reason, just him
for six hours, just sitting there.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
She was only on a very quick skit for a
minute and thirty seconds, so it wouldn't be And how
trump kind of he would he calls it weaves a
minute thirty seconds is not going to He's he's not
gonna get a point out. A maintenance worker was rescued
from a lift towering over a Jersey Shore hotel on Saturday.
Anthter At malfunctioned. That's the worst dude. First all, I
wouldn't even want to be up in one of those lifts,

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but I definitely don't want it to break. Are you
talking about the window lifts side of the building, just
like more like a cherry picker lift, Yeah, same thing. Yeah,
it gets it right. Yeah. So he was putting up
outdoor lights, I guess for the holiday season on one
of those old Victorian hotels in Cape May, and the
thing got stopped yep, fifty feet above ground. City firefighters

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were called out and they were able to get the
guy down uninjured. Sad news. Quincy Jones, the music mogul
whose career in the industry spanned over seven decades, He
died yesterday at the age of ninety one years old.
He was married to Peggy Lifton from the Mod Squad
in Twin Peaks. He had Rashida Jones with Peggy Lipton,

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who's his daughter. Rashida is starred on the Office and
Parks and rec And she's been in a bunch of movies.
Very accomplished actress. But yeah, Quincy man, you wouldn't have
all that Michael Jackson stuff without Quincy Jones.

Speaker 6 (07:15):
Yeah, you have to think of the Quincy Jones. I
know he did like a couple like just him, the
song he was known for. I don't think did Quincy
ever perform. I think Quincy was just a producer. I
will say just once maybe, But he was.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Just known as being a producer throughout the forties, fifties, sixties, seventies, eighties,
nineties up until just a couple of years ago. The
dude who you know, was working his balls off. So
rest in peace, Quincy Jones. That's news. What about sports?
Eagles beat the Jaguars twenty eight, twenty three yesterday Buccaneers
chiefs tonight for Monday Night Football. Eagles wide receiver Aj

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Brown left yesterday's game with a banged up knee. So
we'll find out more today. Six er sons that's going
to be tonight. Paul George is supposed to make his debut,
so we'll see Joel Embiid still is not planning and
flyers hurricane hurricanes. That's gonna be tomorrow. There you go.
That's news that sports.

Speaker 6 (08:08):
Yeah, partly cloudy today. I have to sixty three clouds tonight.
I want to fifty three tomorrow for your Tuesday sun clouds.
I have to seventy two. Sure what it is right now?
I probably should have looked at that.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Oh no, do we live in tato Wine right now?
Because it doesn't rain? Ain't I know what? We got
like five minutes of drizzle the other day we live
in is it? You know? I don't know. Qatar.

Speaker 6 (08:30):
We're never gonna get it. We're never gonna get rain
ever again. This is dust everywhere. Forty eight outside right now.
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Speaker 2 (08:42):
I avoided a fight with my wife for the weekend.

Speaker 6 (08:45):
It was one of those things where I'm like, she's
I don't know, if she's bored or I don't know,
I'm watching college football.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Maybe show her tension.

Speaker 6 (08:52):
I'm like, I was like, if you just want to
chat and talk about life, because we got a pretty
awesome life gone here, we could do that.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Well, you could bring up that I'm two flirty with
one of the neighbors. Oh boy, bro. So I'm sitting there.

Speaker 6 (09:04):
This goes back to Halloween night, right, So this is
four days. I don't know if this's been brewing for
four days.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (09:10):
So by the way, uh yeah, and Halloween, you're being
a little flirty, and.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
I'm like flirty. She's like I said, listen to me.

Speaker 6 (09:18):
I was like, first of all, you don't want to
start that stuff because now it's in the back of
my head, right, and we see this neighbor a lot.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
I'm like, I'm not being flirty. I'm just I'm like
that with everybody.

Speaker 6 (09:29):
So the fact that you think that I'm being different
with this person is how you are seeing this person
for some strange, odd reason. And by the way, i
think she's one of the worst neighbors on the block.
So I'm like, I'm not being flirty, I'm just being friendly.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Yeah. Yeah, And some I guess that sometimes you can get confusing,
but she definitely was just sitting on that for a while,
waiting for the time that the kind of uh to
lay it on you.

Speaker 6 (09:51):
Let's focus that energy on things that you have to
wrap up today because it is Saturday. Let's catch up
on that. And it wasn't even like a face to face.
It was like a call down from the catwalk. By
the way, you're being flirty and Halloween. I'm like, so,
let me rewind this back. So I see the neighbor
and I say.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
Oh, hey, hey, neighbor.

Speaker 6 (10:07):
I said hey, don't say hi, and she's like, oh hi, right,
one of those things like okay, I was busy doing
other things. I'm like, okay, there's a quick hug. I
don't say another word to this neighbor the entire night.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
I'm like, I'm like, that's it.

Speaker 6 (10:21):
I hug all the neighbor I know the neighbors that
I hug into the ones I don't hugs. They're going
in for the hugs. Now I hug the guys. It's
you know, it's weird we had I'm a I'm a
handshake first and then kind of like a tight little
like little quick little chest bump one of those. I
actually went in with one of the new neighbors we
had over on Saturday, and I'm not sure he was

(10:41):
ready for that.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it probably wasn't. Yeah. Uh, my wife
will do a thing where if we're like my family
room in kitchen, literally they're just one big open concept.
But she'll get mad if I'm sitting in the in
the like the living room and she's in the kitchen.
She's like, you should be sitting in the kitchen with
me on that couch in the kitchen. Yeah, just staring

(11:03):
at her cook our couch kitchen. Are you with cou
our kitchen couch? But aren't you within talking distance if
she wants to talk? Yes, Yeah, I don't know. And
I thought I thought she's very big on that. She's
very big on like, well, you should come in here,
and because like maybe something's on, like football is on
or something's on, and she's like you should come in here,
and literally the only thing that's blocking us is a
half wall.

Speaker 6 (11:23):
Yeah, I know exactly what you thought it. Yeah, but
you can't see the game or watch whatever you watch
it on TV if you're stuck.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
In the kitchen. Yeah, and if you don't know what
a kitchen couch is, it's a thing on Pinterest. My
wife found where you take your kitchen table out. So
we have no kitchen table and we put a couch
in our kitchen. Yeah, that's pretty. Is pretty? Actually is
because we have a big island, so like we can
use the island, so we don't need a kitchen table.
And it is convenient, man, because you know you can

(11:49):
kind of sit there now, like if I have to
sit there and do bills and stuff, there's no table
to sit right, I saw like a desk. Yeah, and
that the only thing about the kitchen island that I hate.
Everyone puts like their school bags and purses and stuff
on it. I'm like, that's dirty. Get those things off.

Speaker 6 (12:04):
My wife will yell at me. The other we get
back from ac on Saturday night, it's like midnight.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
I look her shoes as she's walked all through Atlantic City,
sitting on the counter. Is sitting on the counter, Yeah,
I'm like, what is that? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (12:15):
So now I have to turn it around to her.
I was like, is this because you feel like you're
not showing me enough? Like is that do you? Are
you feeling guilty? Or something like I don't even know
what this is. I was like, and give me more
credit than that. I don't know, I believe and these
at least picked like the hotter neighbor like, oh, you're
flirting with her.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
I was like, maybe I get that, but this she
thinks you could get this neighbor. I don't know. Maybe
she thinks this neighbor can get me. I I'd say too.

Speaker 6 (12:40):
You know, a guy made a great point. This guy
I know right, he's he's worth a lot of money,
and he used to own a little beach bar. And
we're sitting there talking. He's like, you see all this
women here. I was like, yeah, he's like, not one
is worth half of my stuff. I told my wife
the same thing. I was like, you think I'm gonna
give up what? We're gonna split all of our investments,
everything we have, We're gonna split over that. I was like,
are you gonna say and I'm trying to watch college football.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
I was like, this is terrible timing, dude, And that's
what it is. It's it's they. I feel like there's
times where like your wife will just want to start
not your wife. Like wives in general, they just go
you know what, I'm bored. I am going to start
a fight.

Speaker 6 (13:15):
And she knows I'm real. I'm I'm vested in the
in the college football game. She's like, how can I
His Saturday was so great? He got all those leads down,
did all these great stuff around the house, and he's
finally relaxed and watching college football. How can I mess
this up? I know, like, let me bring up some
some flirting story.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
It would be like you going into her pilates class
and being like, I think you were too flirty Halloween.

Speaker 6 (13:36):
I like when she does her own things and doesn't
bother me. I know it sounds awful, but I love
the weekends. Like she's like, I don't know, I'm watching football.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
She's doing a thing. I know. The woman that I
love with all of my heart is a flour away.
I'm totally fine with sits down to watch Gray's Anatomy
and you're like, I don't like you're cooking. Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (13:54):
Right.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
It's one of those things. It's it's like I think
they I always say this too. I feel like as
soon as my ass hits the couch, there's an alarm
that goes off, and it's like, hey, can you get
up and get me this? And I just I just
sat down.

Speaker 6 (14:06):
Well, in their mind, if they see you're sitting down
when they get home, you've been sitting down all day.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Oh dude. Me and my wife go back and forth
on that, and I'm like, do you understand this is
my eight o'clock, nine o'clock at night, that your down time? Yeah, look,
we if you just try to talk. I was like,
do you need a hug.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Of more?

Speaker 2 (14:26):
We get back, We'll do.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Some rock news Joejoe and Scottie rock news.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Rock news for you. Morrissey. I don't know much about Morrissey.
I just remember it was kind of depressing music. When
I was a kid. He was doing a concert in Dallas,
and I mean, dude, he you started in like the
early eighties, so these fans have to be old. I
didn't know who he is or what he does. Well,
he was in a band called Smith's which had like

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a kid, and then he did he had and then
he went off and became Morrissey. But the fans rushed
the stage. What do they do it in Walker's? So
the longest rush out, so security had to usher him
backstage and they canceled the concert. It was only only
in another one more song to go. But like rushing
the stage, you're sixty sixty sixty five year old person,

(15:24):
what are you doing rushing the stage at a Morrissey concert? Uh,
but this is kind of neat. Bob Dylan has started
using Twitter and no one knows why. So he uh
he In the last six months, no, the last month,
he's put out six tweets. One he just mentioned running

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into a buffalo saber hockey player in Prague. Another one
he recommends a restaurant in.

Speaker 6 (15:53):
New Orleans to his follower, he just was to be
on Twitter, but he has nothing to say.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
So somebody was able to get a hold of Jacob
Dillon that the guy from the wallflowers his sun and
they're like, what's up of your dad's tweets? And he goes,
I don't know. He's just he's finding it first time.
He's like he's old. And then they asked them, they're like, uh,
do you ever want to perform with your dad? And
he goes, I don't know. He's got my number, he
knows where to find me. So yeah, I don't know
what the relationship there is between Jacob and his dad.
I don't know how many followers he has already. I

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just like an old Bob Dylan, just trying to use Twitter.
Uh look a tree A poison drummer, Ricky Rocket, he's
your favorite drummer, I know, I know he is Jojo.

Speaker 6 (16:31):
Yeah, he's probably up here with my favorite guitarist, the
ce ce Deville.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
They're on the say they're in the same band. He's
going to release a book about his life July fifteenth
to twenty twenty five called ghost Note. I hope it's
a lot about C. C. Deville. So it's Ricky Rockett
and I'm sure he's gonna talk about a lot of
things about being Ricky Rocket and poison.

Speaker 6 (16:50):
Did he give himself that name because it's a dumb name.
To put the name Rocket, that's a stupid I would guess.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
It's not his god given name like rocker rockers rock
in dumb, you know, just like C. C. Deville. I
doubt that's his real name. You don't think so, you know,
but I have a feeling Brett Michael's name is his
real name. Yeah, might think, you know, unless it's like
Brett michael Witz. You know, it just doesn't It's just

(17:16):
not cool being a lead singer with the last name
Michael Whits when you came over through Ellis Island, do
you end up dropping your name?

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Do you know?

Speaker 2 (17:23):
My original name is O'Reilly and they forgot to put
the O at Ellis Island? There you go? So now
I'm just Riley. It's a type out there you go
boy seven c XL, South Jersey's rock station. So my
wife tried to get one over on me and and
I'm like, there's no reason you need to get this

(17:44):
one over on me. I guess she got a speeding
ticket right now, I don't know she got a speeding ticket.
She did not tell me she got a speeding ticket. Now,
I I know she has a tendency to get pulled over,
but being a hot chick, you know, she usually gets
out of it. Oh you know what, I'll just give

(18:06):
you all warning. Yeah right, Well this guy didn't care.
Apparently this guy wrote her a ticket. Now, wow, you
might ask Jojo All right, Scotty, how did you find out?

Speaker 6 (18:17):
Yeah, because you like you can get like, my wife's
gotten pulled over, but she hasn't gotten the ticket.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Oh when she gets over, believe me, Yeah, I hear it. Well,
she gets pulled over and gets out of a ticket
because she's she's cute. I oh, she calls me up.
Oh yeah, I got out of the ticket. But when
she gets the ticket, that news does not get to me. Now,
what my wife forgot is when you get a ticket,
it goes into a registry to lawyers. And so Saturday

(18:47):
morning I get the mail and it's nine letters from lawyers.
Oh I didn't know that.

Speaker 4 (18:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Nice. Yeah, So it's you know, so your name gets
shot to all the local lawyers and they're all now
wanting your business to fight the speeding ticket. So I
said to her, I said, Okay, when's your court date?
And she's like, no, I'm just gonna I'm just gonna
pay it. I go, no, you're not gonna just pay it.
I know are guilty if you just pay that ticket. No,
I don't even care. She probably was speeding. I don't

(19:15):
want the points on on our insurance. So I'm like, babe,
this is not how you do that. You go to
court and you you say to the judge you're sorry,
and they usually will give you like a track, like
a like a seatbelt ticket.

Speaker 6 (19:27):
Yeah, because if you just pay that means I am guilty.
I was speeding and I'm gonna pay whatever fine you
put on a ticket and they have to play and insurance,
my insurance will go up.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
I will get points on on on my insurance. So
I was like no. I was like, I was like,
where's the ticket? What's at work? I was like Saturday,
and I'm like okay. I was like, as soon as
you get to work, you gotta send me that ticket.
We gotta make sure you have a court date, because
we're not just paying the ticket. Like I think she
just thought that she could pay the ticket. She I
would never know until we get dropped by our insurance.

(19:58):
Yeah you get Yeah, there's a whole game you can play.
I'm surprised she doesn't know it. Man. Growing up, that
was it.

Speaker 6 (20:03):
We always got tickets and I would go I would
get a speeding ticket or something and a court and
I would go grab the guy and I'd say, listen,
I want to fight this fight this. I said, listen,
I want to see if I can get the charges
drop down. And they're always nice to say, go talk
to that guy at the table, and I didn't. Guy said,
you know what, I'm going to give you a seatbelt ticket.
Here's your fine. It's gonna be one hundred dollars more,

(20:24):
two dollars more. But at least you're not going to
get the points, because the points is what screws.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
You, and so they just want the money. One. I
don't know if it was I got a ticket somewhere
and I do the thing where I go to court.
They don't even have you see a judge. You just
go up through a window. Yeah, and you show the
woman the ticket and she goes, yeah, here it's just
a well it's one hundred dollars a seatbelt fund.

Speaker 6 (20:47):
Yeah, pretty soon we're gonna put that in a machine,
and machine is gonna do it. Why why the judge
bothers with it? You know what, they make you sit
there throughout the court. It ruins your afternoon. I get it.
But yeah, it's all about those points. You're better off just.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Pay go up and I and I think she finally
felt like I how like, like how important this was.
After a couple of minutes of talking about it, I'm like, yeah, like,
you can't just pay a ticket. There is there's a
whole rigamarole you need to go around because if not,
like honestly, I know people who've been dropped from insurance
companies over a dumb speeding ticket.

Speaker 6 (21:18):
And I know a woman who might have been going
seventy two down the black Horse Pike and she got
pulled over and luckily, you know, and they are nice
because we like when those things come around to donate
to the police. We always do and they send you
one of those little cards, so we do make our donation.
And she showed the card and it was awesome because listen,
the guy was gonna let her off. I get it,
because I guess he feels like, you know know where

(21:39):
I don't know, we contribute to the police.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
I get that.

Speaker 6 (21:43):
But he was just awful to her, and I was like,
you deserved every bit of that going that speed on
the Blackers Pike.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
Yeah, he didn't give you a ticket.

Speaker 6 (21:50):
He let you go, but at least he was belittle
and saying you, now, how fast you're going. You're being
dangerous to the good man could be scolded because you
have to learn, because if you keep getting hold over
and you undo the button on the top of your
blouse there and you get off, you're not gonna learn
a lesson anymore.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
My wife got pulled over twice in one day. That's impressive.
And they got off both tickets. Where's the fire? Where's
the fire? And then I dude, it was always embarrassing too.
We have a neighbor who's a state trooper. He would
pull over my wife and my daughter and like I'm like,
oh man, I'm like eight, thanks buddy. What's going on
in your house? How much coffee? A drinking and then
a house? That's what I said. Well, and it's like, yeah,

(22:28):
how much? Like I don't get it. And here's my thing.
If you if you weren't late, you probably you wouldn't
be You don't need to be speeding.

Speaker 6 (22:35):
And if you break down the real distance of your work,
going an extra ten miles an hour, is he gonna
get you there much faster?

Speaker 2 (22:42):
It's really not. Man, I gotta figure that out today. Yeah,
I gotta get her, get her to court once I
see the Uh yeah, I'm gonna make her dress uh
like a real like.

Speaker 6 (22:53):
Homelessly yeah you better let Yeah cos Peo pulled that
when he went to get the car. Remember he dressed
like a homeless.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
THI yeah, yeah, yea, and be like can you take
pity on her? Please? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (23:01):
She was she was living in her car. S certainly
went and dress up, and Y don't don't dress sexy?
God forbid, it's a female judge. Have you ever been
for a right lately?

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Dude? It's it's that's out the window. People don't dress
up for court anymore. Yeah. Sweatpants, Yeah, because they're scumbags.
Wet pants, because the scumbags. I was in Sea Isle,
I got a ticket and guys wearing flip flops ring
in jail. You're honest. I think the judge was wearing
flip flops. Look, I got a pair of tickets for
the movie. Here. It's coming to the Square theaters. Do

(23:31):
you want to go see the movie?

Speaker 7 (23:33):
Here?

Speaker 2 (23:33):
Look, it's movie tickets. It's a fun night out six
zero nine six seven seven one hundred seven six zero
nine six seven seven one hundred seven six zero nine
six seven seven one hundred. You want to know what
the movie's about? I have a yeah. Yeah, what's that about?

Speaker 6 (23:45):
It's multiple generations of couples and families inhabit the same home.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
It's Tom hankson and the awful woman from Forrest Gump
who ruined his life. Jenny, Yeah is Jenny? And it
Jenny's wife.

Speaker 6 (23:58):
Please play Jenny and in this movie it's part two
of Forrest Gump.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
So here if you want to see Tom Hanks and
Jenny from Forrest Gump six zero nine six seven.

Speaker 6 (24:08):
Is all grown up. You know, Forrest Gump's kids all
grown up. He lost the bubble Gump Trump conspiracy corner
on UN two point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station
day before election.

Speaker 8 (24:25):
Day, more day till the end of the world.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
Yeah, I did. I did my civic duty yesterday. I
went out, I voted, and.

Speaker 8 (24:34):
Even on that early voting stuff, man.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
But then it was convenient because I didn't want to
have to be standing in line all day because I'm
watching these lines, even early voting. These lines are hours
long due. I'll tell you it was. It was great yesterday.
Go during football, no one was there. I've been paying.

Speaker 5 (24:48):
Attention to the early voting thing, man. Supposedly Trump's Trump's winning.

Speaker 6 (24:53):
Well, there's a lot different this year, I think. You know,
Republicans are coming out a lot earlier than yeah.

Speaker 5 (24:58):
And actually keeping track of it, to which I don't
think they did last year.

Speaker 8 (25:01):
I don't remember last year seeing they might have.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
I probably wasn't usually a big deal.

Speaker 5 (25:06):
But this year they're actually showing, like you know how
the votes are going again again and right now he's
very much in the lead.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
The technology is there, it looks like that people won't
go out and vote.

Speaker 5 (25:19):
I don't know what's gonna happen when we fall asleep
tomorrow night, you know what I'm saying. But as of
right now, demolishing. If you look at it, you go
on line and check it out. He's like, it should
be it should be a blowout.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Yeah, but everything's gonna be okay because she got Cardi B.

Speaker 5 (25:35):
But they'll get But the thing is, also they all
keep saying it's close there, like it's so close and
they're looking at the numbers and it's really not, but
they keep saying it.

Speaker 8 (25:44):
So it makes you wonder what's gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
Is out campaigning for Cardi B' is out campaigning for anything?
Cardi B says it's the.

Speaker 8 (25:52):
Regular ditty party going on.

Speaker 5 (25:55):
Only the only difference, Sceen that in the diddy party
is you can go right outside.

Speaker 8 (25:58):
And they got the bus that gives as They did show.

Speaker 6 (26:01):
A picture of all the people that are coming out
for Kamala and a lot of them have been didy parties.

Speaker 8 (26:06):
Many all all of them. Where is Oprah come? We
haven't heard Oprah out there? I'm surprised we haven't seen her.
Oh no, actually she did. She had Kamala on a
show she did yeah, yeah, tossed up a bunch of
soft things.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
I think Oprah is laid low ever since the Hawaii thing, because.

Speaker 5 (26:22):
She had she did a town hall with with Kamala,
and everyone think like, I think she that Hawaii thing.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
There's a lot of connections to her. Dude, and she's like,
oh yeah.

Speaker 8 (26:34):
I mean her name is popping up all over her.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
House didn't burn down. Yeah, well the rock heard the rock.

Speaker 8 (26:41):
Yeah, but I mean her name also.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
She shyed.

Speaker 8 (26:43):
All of them are kind of trying to stay low.
I mean, even when Beyonce came out, where was jay Z?

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Well you so this is what he wasn't there? So
they're all laying low.

Speaker 8 (26:53):
I heard Jla already skip town.

Speaker 5 (26:55):
I heard she already flowed to a place where there's
no extradition.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
So tell me if this isn't weird. Ben Afflack, he's
the one that got j Loo back. He apparently was
the one that really wanted to get j Loo back,
love of his life. Right, they get married, Everything seems
to be cool, seems happy. Now about six months ago
with all this didty stuff, so it's coming out. Yeah, now,
don't forget she she she was in I believe engaged

(27:18):
the ditty right in like ninety nine, two thousand and
two thousand and one. When all this stuff starts coming out,
Ben all of a sudden goes uh uh and they
get divorced super quick. They just bought a seventy million
dollar house. So so if you know your marriage is
on the rocks, would you buy a seventy million dollar house?

Speaker 5 (27:38):
I guess it depends on how many millions I got,
how much it affects the bank.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
I think Ben knows some stuff I d and he's like,
I don't want to be anywhere near any of that.

Speaker 6 (27:46):
I think he always did Jamo get in front of
him say hey, you know what, Yeah, I was with Diddy.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
I wasn't a part of the freak party.

Speaker 8 (27:51):
Well that's the thing.

Speaker 5 (27:52):
I think the party she was. And I think he
caught a video. I think someone sent them a video.
I think he caught a videos saw that and.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
Was like, yeah, we're done because these celebrity divorces. Don't
go aren't that quick? And dude, they was a couple
of weeks he was out the door people. But you
know he just want a seventy million dollars. Then he
goes and buys a twenty million dollar house because he
doesn't want to be with her anymore.

Speaker 8 (28:16):
Yeah, well, when you got it like that.

Speaker 5 (28:18):
But but here's the thing to say, anything like with
the tunnels, when you got that tunnel money, he has
tunnel money.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Tunnels. Somebody who said, was it you that did Did
he have had tunnels?

Speaker 5 (28:28):
Did he have nine tunnels five stories below the earth?
They went five stories down? Ready for this?

Speaker 8 (28:37):
You think tunnel?

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Dude, he did. But here's the thing.

Speaker 5 (28:42):
You think tunnel you're thinking, like, you know, just get
no the thing at a tennis court, Yeah, jacuzzi, the
whole world.

Speaker 8 (28:49):
It's a world on the.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Ground, the whole ballroom.

Speaker 8 (28:53):
You know, you know you can't get no phone service.

Speaker 5 (28:56):
Oh yeah, t mobile can't save you, You can't escape,
you can't gave, can't say are we ever gonna find?
That would be that would be actually a great thing
where they say, you know, service so good you could
even get.

Speaker 8 (29:08):
It in a ton in a ditty tunnel.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
So here's what I'm hearing.

Speaker 8 (29:11):
They said he had like nine of these things.

Speaker 6 (29:13):
I hear that they're all these supporters. They're all supporting
her because.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
They got videos of him.

Speaker 8 (29:18):
If you don't, you don't come.

Speaker 6 (29:19):
Kamala is gonna be the one that can hide all
this from this really getting out.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
She's the one. If Trump gets in, I think we
find out everything. That's why I like Trump.

Speaker 6 (29:28):
He has nothing to gain for this at all, other
than I want to hear all the secrets.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
Want to hear he loses.

Speaker 6 (29:34):
Money, He loses money. He just dude, I want to
hear about all of it, all the corruption. You hear
about the deep state. Who's really running the country. I
want to know who is it. I mean, he ain't
gonna give back, He ain't gonna give it all.

Speaker 5 (29:47):
Remember, he had to be in bed with some of
these people too, not necessarily at a Diddy party, but
in order to get what he got in life, he
had to be in Jegan. So they were all friends.
They were all friends until he started running.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
And no one talks about is because they always post
these pictures up of Trump and Epstein and and no
one talks about that Trump kicked Epstein out of mar
A Lago because after his second conviction of pedophilia, and
Trump's like, yeah, this guy cannot be part of my
golf club. I don't want this guy around. And that
was the last time Trump ever talked to him.

Speaker 5 (30:18):
Yeah, well the first time actually it was. It was
for soliciting prostitution from a minor. But my thing is,
how can a minor be a prostitute if it's illegal?
You know what I'm saying, Like, it's funny how they
do that, you know. And then like I was just talking,
we were just talking about, you know how they you
can't use the fact, oh Trump's a liar. You can't
use someone being a liar as a reason not to

(30:40):
vote for them because they.

Speaker 8 (30:40):
Were all liars, you know what I'm saying. They're all liars.

Speaker 5 (30:44):
Kamala is one of the biggest liars there was. And
what I can't understand is she's put on all these accents.
I love that, but her own accent, Like why does
he come up and been like just talking in her
Indian accent right now?

Speaker 8 (30:58):
Votes?

Speaker 2 (30:59):
I don't think it's like, dude, but she has all
the dude.

Speaker 8 (31:02):
She did a Jamaican accent.

Speaker 5 (31:04):
She's not Jamaican's just because you're bought someplace. Don't make
you yea, you say that's what it is, dude. She
is she is according to her family tree. She is Irish, Indian, Syrian, Jew.
No black in it, not one black relative. All those
aunties and uncles, well, they.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
Were just friends.

Speaker 8 (31:25):
It's no different.

Speaker 5 (31:26):
It's no different when I tell my son, you know,
back when he was young, they were uncle is pick
because he was always at my house.

Speaker 6 (31:36):
All the pump They tell you what you want to hear,
and the telly, and then you won't see him for
four years.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
They all do it. They tell you exactly what they
think is going to be popular.

Speaker 8 (31:43):
And all, like I say, is this man.

Speaker 5 (31:45):
If you want to know what's real, what's not real,
it's already been done. We've had four years of her, right,
she Biden, unless he's just trying to sabotage her, came
out and said that every decision we made she was
a part of.

Speaker 8 (31:58):
Okay, he said that now he could be trying sabotage.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
So they were going hard.

Speaker 8 (32:02):
Yes, but basically we've seen what she can do.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Now.

Speaker 5 (32:05):
Remember four years ago, before COVID think about how you
were doing when when and dude, and I ain't eve
gonna lie.

Speaker 8 (32:13):
Even during COVID, I was caking.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Well, here's the thing.

Speaker 8 (32:15):
I was caking money.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
She's running commercial and everyone you.

Speaker 5 (32:18):
Don't care about yourself a little bit, a little bit,
a little bit. I care about how much it costs
me to get food. I care about you know, I
want to stop robbing the supermarket.

Speaker 8 (32:27):
That would be nice.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
It was the time I didn't have to do that.
How is she runs a commercial right? It ran yesterday
all day long where she's like, I'm gonna lower food prices,
I'm gonna lower gas prices. I'm you know, I'm gonna
get more jobs. And where was this for four years?
And I hear you should have started doing it?

Speaker 4 (32:46):
Now?

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Can I drop some conspiracy on your Gary? Of course?

Speaker 8 (32:48):
Man, is that what we're here for.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
I think COVID was a way to get Trump out office.
All of this.

Speaker 6 (32:54):
The only thing that was going to stop him from
getting re elected was something like that. That's how we
got COVID.

Speaker 5 (32:59):
Of course, they put everybody home, made everybody stay home
and go look it out of the economy is Look,
no one's got jobs.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Look at yeah, yeah, give me a break, don't forget
about and getting back to this and getting back to
the diddy stuff real quick.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
Man.

Speaker 5 (33:13):
The next name that just came up because he got
seven new lawsuits, one one dealing with a well, you
got seven new lawsuits straight up, and just you know
that these are the ones going to court being.

Speaker 8 (33:23):
Litigated right now.

Speaker 5 (33:24):
And uh, one of them is a thirteen year old
and uh, your boy, Leo DiCaprio. But here's the thing
with Leo, just to put it in perspective, Supposedly he
ain't doing anything illegal.

Speaker 8 (33:38):
He's doing things that.

Speaker 5 (33:39):
He wouldn't want out this they say, heating his stick,
you know, satanically heating his stick. You know, he's probably
getting rammed or something, or you know, banging the sheep.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Or something like.

Speaker 5 (33:53):
He's probably he's banging his sheep in the tutu or
something like that. That's why the door, you know or something.
It's probably something some black mirror stuff. You know, they're
banging pigs.

Speaker 6 (34:05):
Everybody issues Like I love Kevin Spacey horrible.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
He got over. Here's the thing. I ain't gonna lie.

Speaker 8 (34:16):
This isn't new. This is going on forever Hollywood, right whatever,
happened is just shutting up.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Like my attitude is this.

Speaker 5 (34:28):
If if you made a deal in instill saying, if they
said you gotta do this to get that, and you
got that, Like if you went platinum and got another
album getting ready to drop, shut up because you got
out of.

Speaker 8 (34:41):
It what you said you was gonna get.

Speaker 5 (34:43):
Now, if they promised you something and forced you to
do stuff and then didn't produce, okay, then you then
then then make some noise. But some of these people
like that's why Usher ain't saying nothing because that's just like, yeah,
you know, I went through that, but now I could
do whatever I want.

Speaker 6 (35:00):
If you knew what we did to get this morning
show here. Yeah, you don't talk about it. I mean
I can see it in both your eyes. I can
see it in both your.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
Yeah, why not success? It's behind us now.

Speaker 5 (35:13):
Where you can find me in Atlantic City pretty much
every day. Go to ac jokes.

Speaker 8 (35:18):
Dot com and check out the lineup when I'm on.
Uh we got Ashley Larry coming down this weekend. Man,
it's gonna be fun. There's a lot of things going on.

Speaker 5 (35:27):
Also, you're also doing a comedy school. We started up
the comedy school second semester. I am officially teaching it.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
We should go, Scott.

Speaker 8 (35:35):
I am officially teaching the graduation.

Speaker 5 (35:39):
It's a six week course. The graduation is a show
in resorts on the AC State. You want to go,
and there is still time. We had a first class
this Sunday.

Speaker 8 (35:48):
It was amazing.

Speaker 5 (35:49):
There's still about four slots open. So if anybody's interested,
go to ac jokes dot com. But you gotta do
it by this week because Friday will be the last day.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
You Because women aren't funny.

Speaker 8 (36:00):
I got I got two in my class and I don't.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
And he's trying to be funny. Listen, I'm not.

Speaker 8 (36:06):
Gonna lie, and they're gonna get mad at me for this,
and I'm in the Uh.

Speaker 5 (36:10):
You know what it is is that women are funny
to women. It's very hard for a woman to connect
with a dude too, when some of them do. I
think there's funny women out there. But I will say
this when I'm watching the comedy show filled with filled
with people that I don't know, and then they go, oh,
this next com is coming to the stage as a
lady and they.

Speaker 8 (36:28):
Bring her up to me.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
Was washing dishes right there?

Speaker 5 (36:31):
Now, I'm not gonna lie to me. That's the equivalant.
That's the equivalent when the DJ goes. So we're gonna
slow it down right now, only couples. That's how I
feel sometime. But I got, I got. I got two
ladies in my class that that well, one of them
is completely vulgar, and that's the thing you don't have
to become. The other one, I feel like has a
very interesting story to tell, and I think I'll get

(36:51):
her to make it.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
So I'm driving a car. You know the website actyjokes.

Speaker 5 (36:56):
Dot com and also check out my podcast Rated G
with Gab ge.

Speaker 8 (37:00):
Bron see the coda. Anywhere you get podcasts.

Speaker 5 (37:02):
Follow us on rumble Man because I keep getting taken
down on YouTube.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
So that's a good thing, man, that's a good thing.
We love you, Gary J.

Speaker 8 (37:08):
Love you guys.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
We get back to do some trash.

Speaker 7 (37:19):
Oh love trash, anything thirty or anything racket rocking or
roughing love trash.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
Got some trash for you, Jason Kelsey, I don't know
how he's gonna navigate this one. I'm gonna guess you're
gonna get some type of apology tonight on Monday Night Football.
It didn't get as viral as I thought it would
because I watched it happen in real time. So if
you're not watching ESPN Game Day on Saturday mornings, you're

(37:57):
missing out, dude. It is so much fun. And they
let these kids kick a field goal for like one
hundred thousand dollars, like they got it up the five
hundred thousand dollars on Saturday morning and the kid missed. Well,
what's Kelsey doing on college game Day? Because he works
for ESPN. It's ESPN College Game Day. It's you know,
once again, it's Penn State. He's got Philly, you know,

(38:19):
the Philly High so he it's a good.

Speaker 6 (38:22):
Idea to have him and Pat McAfee on the same
It was fun on the same set.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
So you got, you got. They even let Kelsey try
and kick a field goal in Timberlands. Yeah, so so
got you got. Jason Kelsey. He's smashing beers right because
he's got his own beer brand, him and his brother,
so he's smashing beers. It's it's nine thirty, ten o'clock
in the morning, and and right after that, you know
they're kind of ushering them through. There's really no security.
He's just kind of he's walking through the kid's tailgaming

(38:49):
for the game bags. It was a huge game against
Ohio State, and and so a kid says some very
derogatory things about his brother Travis and dating Taylor Swift.
Jason then takes the kid's phone smashes it on the ground.
Now and there I think people are like, you know what,

(39:10):
We'll give it to Jason because you know he's you know,
he's standing up for his brother. It's a ball or move. Sure,
of course what he said about his brother, I get it, man, Okay,
And the kid said a really derogatory term about his brother.
But then Jason turned around and said the same derocatory
thing that the kid said about his brother to the kid.

Speaker 6 (39:27):
Yeah, it's like a white people put nineties hip hop
on and he wanted to sing along, and the unedited versions.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
Can't do that. So it got viral for a couple
hours yesterday, but then has of like late afternoon evening,
it's kind of tied down. So you know, he may
be able to navigate this. The only problem is, man,
his boss is now disnety and because Disney owns ESPN
and and they're putting a lot of eggs that that
Jason Kelsey to asking, So, I think what's gonna happen

(39:55):
is they're gonna be like, because dude, even before his
Monday Night Ball broadcast, he'll be seeing out in the
tailgate with people, right, Like, he's out there hanging out,
chugging beers and everything. And that's what you want. You
want this loose cannon. Sometimes it's like this what happens
when you're loose cannon? Yeah, So, so I think maybe
they're gonna pump the brakes on him, you know, partying

(40:18):
before a broadcast.

Speaker 6 (40:19):
Yeah, he said, don't call my brother a Yeah, I
get it. Yeah, he said, well how's that?

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Yeah, and it's kind of repeat. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
Dawson from Dawson's Creek as cancer. I like James Vanderbiek's
Great Varsity Blues. Oh yeah, box yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
He's been diagnosed with coal rectal cancer.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
And you're receiving treatment and feeling good. They said, he's
got six kids. What we do with six kids? It's
a lot? Are you the same girl all with the
same man's wife?

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Are you?

Speaker 2 (40:51):
Are you raising them on Dawson Creek Money, Tom Holland
you know who that is? Spider Man, Spider man.

Speaker 7 (40:59):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
He actually was on a podcast and he said that
he does google his girlfriend to make sure that she's
not cheating on him. Yeah, that was weird man being
in the same movie and into you know, boyfriend girlfriend. Yeah,
so they've been dating since Spider Man Home Coming Back
in twenty twenty one.

Speaker 6 (41:11):
You got that real harsh, that real hard accent. Like
I don't know, man, you were. I don't know how
you lose the accent for the Marvel movies, but you're
just crazy with that accent you got.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
It's it's crazy to watch them, you know. And sometimes man,
I get I get fool Like I went the I
think I went the whole first season of Sons of
Anarchy not knowing that Jackson the show was British. Oh wow,
And I was like, huh. And it's so weird when
you hear him talk with the accent sneakers on shooting
a motorcycle. Martha Stewart, I guess she's neighbors with Ryan

(41:42):
Reynolds and she was being interviewed. I guess there's a
documentary about her life that's coming out. She's doing press
for it, and for some reason, somebody asked her about
Ryan Reynolds, and she said, yeah, he's not very funny. Oh,
in real life, she goes, in real life, he's like,
not very funny to have as a neighbor. And so
Ryan Reynolds, I believe, responded, so she said he's not

(42:04):
so funny in real life. He's very serious. She said,
he's a good actor. He can act funny, but he
isn't funny. He had a response on Twitter. He said,
I disagree with her, but I tried that once. The
woman is unexpectedly spry. She really closed the gap after
a mile or so. So who got the last laugh here?
She's not fun to be a rap? And then Hugh

(42:26):
Jackman chimed in and said, finally someone said it about him.
That's funny, dude. Remember the hot girl from the movie
Day Watch, Alexandra Didario, No, there was three, the one
with the hides, the brunette, those crazy eyes. Yeah, you know,
great rat. She she just had a kid, so she's

(42:48):
also been on the last couple of seasons of White
Lotus for that kid. Oh my, good for that dude.
He gets to hang there all day. Margot Robbie, another
hot broad. She she welcomed the new son into the
World last week. So congrats her John Mellencamp's daughter, Teddy Mellencamp,
who's a star in her own right. She's one of
these real housewives at Beverly Hills. She's getting a divorced

(43:08):
after thirteen years of the marriage, so she's got to
go back in and move with John. Now I wonder
if her mom is Diane. Now, who's that again? I
was honest for good. I blacked out. I was thinking
of Margot Robbie. Now Teddy Mellencamp. That's John Mellencamp's daughter.
She's getting a divorced. She's on the Real Housewives of
Beverly Hills. Is her mom Diane? But Jack and Diane? Yeah? Oh?

(43:34):
Does she ever go back to the tasty freeze? There?
There you go, some trash for it.

Speaker 6 (43:39):
You may have heard one hundred point seven z XLS
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and Boy the day, Good morning.

Speaker 4 (43:45):
Jo Joe, real quick. A few week ago, I was
trying to get a hold of you. Remember you guys
were talking about like Tennessee and how slow they are
down there.

Speaker 6 (43:52):
Yeah, well you mean, well, not slow like you. They
just a but to slower pace. Down and the slower.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
Pace for sure.

Speaker 4 (43:58):
Yeah yeah, yeah, question any with it. So I was
down there, I was on the station down there, and
a sudden from Jersey so everything, so I fancy peace.
So I was in best spy and it was probably
like big Tovie and the customers having like a full
phone conversation with the uh the uh. The attendant of

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the cashier and I had Jersey came out of me
like no, and I had like thirty eyeballs looking at
me like I just like committed like a felon. I'm like, yo,
email pet call.

Speaker 6 (44:32):
I mean, you know the place that we use that
rents our place down there, our little airbnb deal, right,
he said, listen, this is the way it works here.
He's like, uh, you call contractor, they say they're going
to be there on Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
They might not show up until Friday. That's just what
we do down here.

Speaker 6 (44:47):
Because I don't know, maybe they're out fishing or doing
some type of hunting.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
He's like, he's like that, that's what we do. He's like,
you don't pass. You don't pass here. You just you
just drive your car the speed limit. You get to
where you're going, the first week when I lived there.
The first week, a kid took me aside and said,
you need to slow down. Sure, And I said, what
do you mean? And he goes, he goes, you talk,
you talk too fast. He goes, you need to slow down.

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No one, no one can understand.

Speaker 4 (45:12):
I said, that's the reason why you guys lost the war.

Speaker 7 (45:15):
You know.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Yeah, you're looking up down there and you think they're dumb.
They're not dumb. They're just relaxing slow and there's no
stress down there. There's no pressure like you have up here.
They just do their job.

Speaker 4 (45:27):
I have great friends down there, and they're great people,
but they they're just at a solar paces like Ireland time.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
You know, Yeah, I like tennis. Well, you know man,
you know down there like because they're brilliant people, like
you know, you got down there, you got engineers and
stuff and you know that's where they built the atomic
role and uh and so it's just one of those
things where it's just like yeah, like you're like, you're like,
are you smart or are you not smart? I'm not sure.

Speaker 6 (45:52):
Listen, I got I got friends down there. They hold
the hurricane and something hit. He's like, bro, the next day,
everybody's out there with shovels. They're not even way for
the government to pick up. Man, they are out there
with shovels, rebuilding, clearing the roads and doing all those things.
So everything you hear about the everything that's going on
down there, they're doing it themselves.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
They really are.

Speaker 7 (46:09):
Man.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
That's come from somebody who lives down there. I like
Jersey too. Jersey's all right, Jersey sucks a ball and
stay here. So yeah, all right, man, Yeah, I hope
my kid travels.

Speaker 6 (46:18):
I do want my kid to see a part of
the country and know that it's not just New Jersey
because I have friends that have never left New Jersey.
I'm like, you got to see the rest of the world,
and good they're bad so much out there.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
I give my parents a lot of credit FNDS. My
dad traveled the world. He took me a lot of trips.
I went, and you know, try and go places, especially
when I was younger. My wife and I try and
go to different places. Yeah, man, if you're a kid,
I know it's expensive, but I mean that was the
fun part. Dude. I get like four or five guys

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in a car. We drive to New Orleans, we drive
to Florida, we'd sleep in Shoney's parking line. Just go,
manlet's just go, just go. And that's how you experience
the real town. Like, that's the first thing I do
when I go to a new town. I find our
tender and I go, all right, tell me the non
touristy spot. Yeah, right, and and and they usually many

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they'll they'll write a map out for you and go,
all right, you want to go here, You want to
go here. It really experience life. These are the places
you want to go to.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
You know.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Look, we get back out, knock out some headlines.

Speaker 6 (47:19):
A Jersey rock station's EXL morning show.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
Dude, I'll tell you what. Man kind of shook my head.
And it was a sad state of affairs yesterday. So
my wife, she had to do some shopping and she's like, hey,
can you go grab me some sinus medicine. I think
I'm coming down with with with something. So yeah, no problem.
So I do my shopping and uh, and I run
over to the pharmacy section of the store. Dude, everything

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is locked up. Yeah, I know, right and right, So
everything's locked up. So now I'm in an aisle. I'm
now trying to search for someone with a key, and
so I finally get somebody and she comes over and
I was like, man, this is crazy, and I and
I and I made sure to say to her. I said,
I know, it's not your fault. I said, I'm not
blaming you. She's like, at least you said that. She goes,

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people come in and start screaming at me, and I go,
that's not your fault. You're not the one that stole
all this stuff. And now you have to lock it up.
So she unlocks the thing. Right, I grabbed the sinus medicine.
And then she goes, oh, one more thing. She has
to give me another plastic container that locks with the
product inside of it. I have to take that to

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the register, scan it, then give it to the person
at the register to unlock it to give me the
product I just bought it. He has to unlock it
and then relock it so you walk up it again.
So then she was like, we kind of just were
chit chatting after that, and uh, and she was kind
of saying, how like crazy it is, but they were
just getting robbed left and right, and so she said

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that the sad part is we have to lock up
kids underwear. Yeah. Man, I guess because parents and like this,
this is why you want a reason to go vote right,
uh today, tomorrow, stuff like that. Like I once again,
I don't care who you vote for, but this is
your chance to fix the issues we have. And if
you got parents stealing kids underwear, it's that bad. Maybe

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the economy is not where it should.

Speaker 6 (49:19):
Be and we're in a time now where it's a
I feel that I could walk in somewhere, grab it,
walk out to my car and they're not.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
Gonna bother me. Like that's where we are. That used
to be. You can't even do it now because they
lock it up.

Speaker 6 (49:28):
It used to be a big deal. If you stole something,
you should go to jail. If you're you're a thief.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Not even kidding. I bumped into a buddy of ours
on the way out and he said that. He said, Hey,
I'm up from Texas, man, I'm trying to get some
clothes to my grandkids, and and he goes, I couldn't
get them because they were locked up. Yeah yeah, And
it's like like, wow, that's where that's where we're at now,
And that's what I did.

Speaker 6 (49:49):
First of all, everything the little things you think that
people are gonna steal. They're all so expensive now that
it adds up, so yeah, it could be I don't know, deodorant, shampoo,
like those things you need, like I guess, give it
the big like home DEEPO. I get you want to
lock up big things, three four hundred dollars generators, I
get it.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
But now it's everything, man, everything, dude. It was. It
was crazy and the process, the fact that I gotta
find somebody to unlock the cabinet, then I get the product.
Now I gotta put the product in a smaller box
that then then take that and then someone has to
unlock that box to get me the I'm like, dude,
this is nuts. This is crazy. And I mean, I'm
guessing all stores are going this direction. And how about this.

Speaker 6 (50:27):
Let's say you Let's say you were to steal from
a store and that store had the right to take
your hand, put it on a table and cut your
fingers off.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
Yeah, wouldn't you think twice about stealing from that store?
If I thought, if I get caught, they're gonna cut
my fingers off. Imagine if it was like Casino, are
they take you in the back and smash your hand
with a hammer. Yeah, what what what hand do you
deal with? Yeah? Yeah, you right handed her left hand.
He smashed the guys.

Speaker 6 (50:49):
Yet you know what, he never came back and sold
from that casino again.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
Yeah, you I think you would stop stealing.

Speaker 6 (50:54):
And we're teaching it, man, we're teaching it to I mean,
in California it says don't steal more than nine hundred
in ninety nine dollars with the stuff.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
I'm the kid.

Speaker 6 (51:02):
I'm like, so I can steal six hundred dollars worth
of stuff and they're not going to break my balls.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
Let's go get it man. Even the other day, you know,
and these people just are working that they they're not
making the rules. Guy's sitting there and he's checking receipts, right,
and it's a it's a it's a. I talked about
it on the air. It was a young lady and
I guess her mom, and they have a full cart
full of stuff and he goes, mam, I need to
see your receipt, being very polite, and she goes now

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and just storms out the door. And it's like and
the guy just turned to me and shrugged and he
goes it happens all the time. Yeah, that's a shame. Man.
I'm like, just.

Speaker 8 (51:39):
Give me a receipt.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
That's just unless you are stealing. Just give the guy
your receipt. Most time they just look at it and
don't even know what they're looking at.

Speaker 6 (51:47):
In fact, I hope there's a younger generation of kids
to see that this is I mean, we got to bring.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
Some ability back the world. Were locking up kids underwear
unless you're lived in Pedophilevill's, wouldn't be any reason a
lock of kids underwear. Look, we we get back, we'll
knock out a thing called You think you have a bed,
you think you've got it bad. I don't think we

(52:13):
have it bad. If Halloween pranks are your thing, sad.
We had to take down the Halloween decorations yesterday and
it says I was bummed out. Yeah, we didn't do much.

Speaker 6 (52:21):
It was like some pumpkins laying around, like get I
told my wife, why even decorate the fall?

Speaker 2 (52:27):
Last week? In October? Man, we're writing a Christmas yeah,
which is which is yeah, ridiculous. Everybody's in the Christmas
November is okay? You and heavy Handed Dennis are both ridiculous.
You shoot, you're stupid, your stupid good Christmas trees up already,
you'll be well, it used to be Army Navy game
that was always growing up. The Army Navy game was

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when the tree went up. Then my we started uh
hosting Thanksgiving when I got married. So my wife and
I are like, you know what, it'd be nice to
have everything up for when people came over for Thanksgiving.
So then we do it the weekend before Thanksgiving. So
that's where we live now. People do a Christmas Eve.
I'm like, who wants that nonsense on Christmas Eve? I
knew people who did that. They did the treat. They

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would go out and buy a tree on Christmas Eve
and it's like we hear. I mean, I guess maybe
it was an old school thing where a treat died
quickly so you only got a couple days out of
the tree. But in Dublin somebody managed managed to do
a Halloween trick. Somebody based out of Illinois, so they

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it was the trick was in Dublin, but the person
was based out of Illinois. Of course, stupid Americans. Well,
the Ireland, the Irish people were the ones that were
that were tricked. I guess he started a rumor somehow
on like facebook sites or social media that on Dublin's

(53:53):
main street where they they were going to have a
huge Halloween parade party. Thousands of people showed up and
there was no part I never thought about that.

Speaker 6 (54:03):
Like infiltrate in another Facebook page on a neighborhood in
another country.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
On Reddit, a guy's wondering if he's over reacting over
his neighbor's yoga classes spilling over on his property. It
all started a few months ago with his neighbor, conveniently
named Karen, started her backyard yoga experience with a few friends.
It grew more and more popular, until the man noticed
the giant speakers were pumping out these healing frequencies while
yoga class took over half his yard. Also, he says,

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politely asked if she could keep her things on the
other side of the fence, to which he replied, oh,
it's just one big green space anyway. Then last weekend,
incense was brought into the mix, and he said it
didn't blend well with him. Grilling, he again asked to
contain her classes to her yard, and she said he

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shouldn't be territorial about nature.

Speaker 6 (54:53):
Come on, man, A bunch of hot girls and yoga
pants doing yoga. I can get over that for an hour. Yeah,
was hanging out there and they grab a beer, have
your coffee in the morning. Just watch the girl's bend
over problem there, That's what it is.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
I think my wife's doing yoga tonight. I'd like to
watch her do yoga. Yeah, my wife doesn't. Well, she's Yeah.
Somehow this doesn't seem to be the justice that should
have happened. But in Scotland, a guy named Stephen Barr
was sentenced the thirteen months in jail he swindled twenty
thousand dollars and an eighty one year old woman with dementia.

(55:28):
The man was also required to pay back just over
one dollar of the amount he stole. So twenty three
thousand dollars twenty three thousand and one dollars. How do
you get it? What'd he say? What was this thing's shiit?
To mention it doesn't matter. You just took her money. Yeah,
we'll put a new roof on. Yeah. Every day, every
day you can just come in and say, hey, I
power watched your house. Okay, here's five hundred dollars. Yeah

(55:48):
hey today, Yeah, hey today I just painted outside. Okay,
here's another five hundred dollars. We don't have to change
the story. Just keep saying the same story over and
over again. So that's it, dude. It sucks, man. I
hate watching old people get scammed, especially an old person
with dementia. Come on, man, but I think they're right
in what they're saying. This guy should have been set
to more. Are you following this Peanut the Squirrel story? Yeah,

(56:15):
it's pretty fantastic. My wife got into it over the weekend.
So this if you know what what Peanut the Squirrel is.
Peanut the Squirrel, it's a it's a YouTuber and the
guy took in a squirrel in New York City and
he made a YouTube channel and social media in TikTok,
I'm sure where he puts up videos of him and
his I think wife and this pet squirrel named Peanut.

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They domesticated me. It's a family pet.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
Man.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
It's pulling on his shirt. They're like petting the thing.
My wife's cousin did the same thing, and it lived
in the basement and she would go down and like
a dog, it would run up to her and and
so they would take video of this thing and put
it up on TikTok and stuff and Instagram and uh
you know, yeah, it was like having a little pet
because that the page blew up so stupid, right, so

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the page got popular. Someone from the City of New York,
uh and whatever agency oversees that. I don't know what,
you know, if it's animal control or whatever. They got
wind of it, and it's illegal to have a pet squirrel.
So they they raided the guy's house like it was
a meth house. We have nothing better to do, yeah,

(57:25):
to worry about this. This is what we're worried about.
Let's say let's say it was the Division of Animal Control.
They raided the the the the the owners of the
squirrel their house, and they killed the squirrel girl because
they said the squirrel could never go back into uh
in into like the into nature. They take it away.

Speaker 6 (57:44):
It's not like they hold onto until we can figure
this thing out, or we can let this wanna let
I'm sure it costs money to destroyed this squirrel. Why
not just let the squirrel go? They kill the squirrel now,
so she's all she's watching the she's watching it's all
over TikTok.

Speaker 2 (57:58):
The whole thing. I think people talking about it blew
up because Trump IVN tweeted about it, so it's everywhere.

Speaker 6 (58:04):
And she showed me the video and you got the
couples on the video, and it's like they lost a pet.
It would be like if the government came and grabbed
my dog and just kill my dog.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
I get it to squirrel.

Speaker 6 (58:14):
But those that's the stuff somebody made.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
Somebody made a great point. I'm sure they're sad for
losing their squirrel, but they also were making a ton
of money from these dumb videos. A lot of money
came rolling in. I saw it and so and so.
Now with the squirrel being dead, uh, money goes away.
So I'd be sad too.

Speaker 6 (58:33):
I want to talk to him. I'd love to tell
these people. I want to know how you started this thing.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
What do you do? You just put a nut in
your hand.

Speaker 6 (58:38):
You hope a baby squirrel comes over, and all of
a sudden it starts. Now it's domesticated. Now you're like, yeah,
you're like it's owner. You start as a baby, and
that's just what it knows. I mean, you see that
with you know people who feed.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
Animals too, like if you you know, like I feed
deer in my backyard and the seeing deer come back
all the time because they just get used to it.
Some times you'll see that with like, uh, let's say
you know, there's there's kittens and the mom dies, like
a dog that lives in the house will take over
as like the caretaker of the kittens, just because I

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guess that's in there, you know, in their DNA.

Speaker 6 (59:15):
And people try with alligators. That doesn't work out real well,
oh yeah, you watch the guy's head get crushed.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
Imagine that.

Speaker 6 (59:21):
So let's say you have a connection with a deer
behind your house. Right, you're feeding, you're you're taking videos,
you're riding the deer, this beautiful deer. Then they kicking
your door one day. Take the deer, kill the deer.

Speaker 2 (59:31):
Dude. It sucks. It just sucks. Well, that's a big
problem in Ocean City. I'm thinking a couple of other
short towns that we have fox and they live in
the dunes, and now the people have kind of domesticated
the foxes. So they run up on the boardwalk and
people feed them and it's like, okay, that's all cool

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to one. Rabid one comes up showing children's feet. Just
shake your head. You're like, really, my god, yes, but
I mean all upsetting once again. Once again, New York
City is under just it's New York City is an
awful place right now. Like it's slimy, it's disgusting. It's
the way it was in the sixties and seventies. And

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we're worried about a squirrel.

Speaker 6 (01:00:16):
That's that that came across somebody's desk and some guy
had to make a decision to say, call the guys in.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
I call him in. Let's go figure this thing out.
Right now, somebody took a hatchet into the head in
the subway, and we're worried about worried about peanut the squirrel. Hey, everybody,
thanks for calls to They always welcome on the show.
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