MONDAY 11-11-24

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Go way up?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Oh wake up? Does like now win up?

Speaker 3 (00:14):
In a world of job mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand above and the rest.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
And this show isn't it? Hey? Man? What's happening? Good
morning to you. I was sleeping last night. I heard

(00:57):
this pitter pattern and I thought there was elves on
my roof. Not this soon come, I was like, And
I was like, what is that noise? I forgot it. It
had been so long since rain had hit my roof,
and I like, I like, you live in a shed
with a tin roof. That's what I like about all this.
It's rusting and Dan, yeah, it's nice finally man, to guess.

(01:19):
I was on the ground to wake up. There's some rain.
I was like, wow, this is what it's like. We
have those fires by us, like like you could see
smoke because everywhere there's a filters there's three that were burning,
one up by Great Adventure, one in it actually borders
Gloucester Township and or Gloucester County Camden County and then

(01:41):
uh up, like, uh, to the north, to the west. Uh,
there's a there's a big fire that actually killed a firefighter. Wow.
And if you're an HVAC guy, you're probably gonna shake
your head at this. But I wasn't sure on what
the move was there, Like to get the smoke out
of my house, I'd like to run the fan, but
then I'm really just sucking it from outside back into

(02:01):
the house. They said people their carbon monoxide detectors were
going off in their house because of the smoke from
the wildfires. Yeah, it's just out there. I spent all
weekend just waving it with a towel so they would
go off. So because of the smoke, like you do
to a smoke alarm, when it starts to go off,
you just wave the towel at it, hoping that it
goes away. Which is shocking too, because sometimes the air fire,

(02:21):
like I don't even see smoke, but somehow the smoke
detector's going off. So everybody knows that towel move.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
You know.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
She just shut it down so the other day, and
I guess because she lives on a bus so they
don't cook a lot, right, and not even kid. My
wife's cousin. They live on a bus. It's beautiful. The
husband renovated a school bus and it looks awesome. But
they don't cook a lot on the bus. So I
guess we were cooking for a party and some stuff

(02:46):
got spilled on the bottom of the oven. And the
next morning they were making something and you know how
it is like that, you can smell that smell. Ye,
the smoke will come out right, it's burning off. And
she started screaming, something's on fire, Something's on fire. And
I'm like like what. I was like, no, it's just
something's spilled in the oven. You're good, it's gonna burn down.

(03:08):
We're all good. I'm good at my house because I
have a fire blanket. But you just she would have
thrown the fire blanket on the oven. Yeah, which is
I don't know if what she she got so upset.
She's like, some is burning, something's burning. And I was like, no, no, no,
it's good. I was like, you finish what you're cooking
and then I'll self clean the oven and everything will

(03:29):
be good in the world.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
No.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
What's funny, Most most kitchens have a fire extinguisher. I
bet you ninety percent of people wouldn't know how to
use that fire extinguisher if they had to. You know why,
because you can't, because you can't refill. Like you can't
go out in the yard and say, hey, everybody here,
let's practice outside with a fire. There's no practice until
you have to do You just hope you get it right.
Pull the pin and pull the trigger and that's it.

(03:49):
I'm glad to have my tot Finder sticker on the window. Everybody,
It's Monday, it's a brand new work week. Looking forward
to that. Yeah, I think we have tickets for the
Square theaters. The new movie was it Red One? It's
a Christmas movie, Christmas action movie with the rock. We'll
hook you out with those tickets coming up, just a
little bitter Lunch point seven's the XL sath Jersey's rock

(04:11):
station and this ZXL Morning Sho, Good morning, everybody, DoD Line.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
I can go all write it and we'll do it.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Line and things sucks, I'm scotty, good morning or some
news foul us on a Monday. Hey, what's that thing outside?
H acid rains? It's water coming from the sky. We
haven't seen it forever. Fine, I think it's honestly been
like good monking like that. Yeah, it's been crazy. The

(04:41):
lifeless body of a woman was found inside of a
Millville park on Saturday morning. The Millville Police Department responded
to a call at the Waltman City Park at about
five twelve am after a local jogger located a woman
unconscious laying on the ground with an apparent injury to
her head. The woman was identified as Teshia Still of Millville.

(05:03):
No suspects were in custody as of Saturday afternoon. Anyone
with information is asked to call eight five six eight
two five seven zero one zero. A man charged with
arson in connection with the wildfire up by Great Adventure
in Jackson Township that broke out on Wednesday and burned
three hundred and fifty acres. He has been arrested. Prosecutors
identified a thirty seven year old Richard Shashasti of Brick Township.

(05:26):
According to a news release, he was shooting off a
gun and using ammunition that was illegal in New Jersey.
It's that ammunition where you can trace it. Oh wow, Okay,
it's got a little serial anmals on it. Right. Well no, no, no, no, no,
it's like you can see the line like, it's almost
like a laser. Okay, so it's they're called tracer. It's
tracer ammunition. But it puts off heat. So what did

(05:50):
it do? He was outside of a rifle club. He's
shooting off of ammunition that he shouldn't have fell whatever.
The ammunition, you know, fell onto the leaves. Yeh, then
it started the fire. I mean there's so many popping up.
I've got one by me that was. It was bad
for a while. You wonder if like someone's starting these fires. No,
we haven't had rain in three months. That's that's the

(06:12):
that's the problem. So I mean, sure this guy didn't
want to start a fire. He did it by accident.
Why because we haven't had rain in three months? You know.
You know somebody who decides that, you know, hey, I'm gonna,
you know, throw a cigarette. Yeah, they don't want to
start a fire, but they just do because we haven't
end rain in three months. Shame. Uh, give me one

(06:35):
more story. One war. Oh hey, Mazda is recalling more
than one hundred and fifty thousand vehicles due to multiple
defects found in recent models. The models recalled are the
twenty twenty four to twenty twenty five ninety and the
twenty twenty five CX seventy. The defrosters skeep out warning,
the three sixty degree view monitor functions are all malfunctioning,

(06:55):
the dash electrical supply unit controls, all these things. It
needs to be replaced. Volkswagen is recalling one hundred and
fifteen thousand cars due to an air bag defect that
could make it explode. That's a tough one, man, That's
a tough one, like the other ones I get. The
models are the twenty seventeen, twenty nineteen Beetle, the Beetle Convertible,
twenty twelve, twenty fourteen, twenty twelve, twenty fourteen, Pisat twenty seventeen,

(07:18):
Passat Wagon twenty two thousand and six, two thousand and seven.
Pissot said, Dan, the airbag can go off without notice.
Be careful, lesbians, Volkswagen. I don't know if it Volkswagen's
a lesbian. I think that was super subar Ru's heavy, yeah,
heavy lesbian. And I think the Beatle is the Volkswagen.
It was always that was the very nineties. I remember

(07:38):
like it was cool to have a Volkswagen Rabbit in
the nineties, like you would listen to grunge music and
you wanted to be from Seattle and you would have
a Volkswagen, or like we had a girl with money
in high school. Yeah, I had a lot of where
I went to high school with a lot of kids
had money and our parents got our brand new Volkswagen convertible.
It was the Beatle convertile. No, the Cabarett. They the

(08:00):
Caberlet something like that. Yeah it sounds fancy, yeah, yeah, yeah, dude,
it was. She rolled the rest. She had big boobs too. Uh.
That's news. What about sports? Eagles beat the Cowboys thirty
four to six, dophense rams to night from Monday Night
football Sixers beat the Hornets. They won one oh seven,
one oh five. They play the next tomorrow Flyer Sharks tomorrow.
And Bobby Allison, NASCAR Hall of Famer, he died yesterday

(08:22):
at the age of eighty six. There you go, that's news.
That's what. Yeah, light rain early hyph to seventy one today,
clear tonight over forty six tomorrow for your Tuesday sunny
hype to fifty seven sixty two outside right now one
hundred point seven XL South Jersey's rock station ZXL Morning
one hundred point seven XL South Jersey's rock stations ZXL
One Show. I don't know if it's because we're here

(08:43):
in Jersey. Everything seems to be more pussified than when
you go out into like I don't know, let's say
the mountains out of Tennessee or even the Poconos. Yeah,
so over the weekend we go and there's better people. Yeah,
you know what it is, Well, it's it's it's the
way the world kind of should be. Like it's maybe not.
Over the weekend we go, we go to the Poconos

(09:04):
with the families and uh, you know, we hang out.
We're doing a zip line thing with the kids. And
I found this out in Tennessee as well. When I
was with my family. We went and rented those like
those off road vehicles or whatever. But it's not like
it would be here because if you go out there,
there's not a lot of safety measures, I guess, is
what I'm trying to get at. Yeah, but what do

(09:25):
they think that you're smart enough, right, and you have
enough will and sense that you are going to be safe. Yeah,
you find out Like my brother ran into this too
when he went whitewater rafting down in like Albuquerque, New
Mexico years ago. He's like, yeah, it's not like it
is here. He's like, it's real where you can you
can kill yourself. It's like, yeah, oh yeah, you really
get hurt. Well that's what I never rented wave runners

(09:48):
until this past summer, and we rent them. And my
thing is you rent them, you take them out and
you run around and you come back. Dude, they had
to take They took us out on a boat to
get wave runners, and then it was a square area
and it was that was the only place you could
wave run, so like literally it was like roped off. Yes,

(10:11):
it's fun. And I'm like this sucks. You're literally just
going around in a circle. And I'm like this isn't
what I expected at all. And I was like, are
people so dumb that you can't trust them? And I
guess the answer is yes, they're so dumb that you
can't trust them. Some months ago, we're intended to say
we take these off road vehicles, right, but it's not
like there's not guardrails. It's where if you're not paying attention,

(10:32):
you will just fall off because you shouldn't be paying
attention right, you should just the results you should be
And this is why I signed the waivers, but I
don't know if that waivers legit or not. This is
why I appreciate people who who are from the Midwest
and places like that. They grew up learning how to
do things. They grew up learning how to work on vehicles,

(10:53):
they grew up learning how to hunt, They learned how
to take care of themselves survive where we are, like
on the West coast, East coast, right especially the northeast
and and lower West Coast, we don't know how to
do anything. Yeah, like we're just we're we're just spoiled
because everything is right here for us. And you'll get
some dummy from the city. He's like, hey, this looks
kind of cool. And the pamphlet out in the visitor

(11:13):
place from Tennis se let's try this and you will
get people to come off. Like I asked aggrusted, do
people ever fall off this mountain? They ever roll off
this mountain? She's like yeah, She's like, but those are
the people that don't listen. I'm like, yeah, okay, well, man,
I mean, we can't trust people with golf carts on
a golf course, right, and I'm including myself, you know,
only times I've smashed into another golf cart because I
thought it was funny, Right, I had a buddy drove

(11:35):
a golf cart into a pond. And that's because we're
usually with alcohol. We're drunk. Yeah, but it's once again
we should know better. So over the weekend, we're uh,
we're in the pokam if you have with the kids.
And my neighbors say hey, let's go ziplining. Now, I'm
not gonna do it. My wife did it. I don't
like heights and everything else. Yeah, so go out there.
So what I figured is from being you know, from
this area, is they go up there. There's somebody there

(11:56):
on the top who's gonna safely strap your kid in there.
They're gonna push them down. They're a zip line. Someone
is safely going to get him at the other side. Bro,
not at all, Like I'm looking at this thing. You're
trusting now, My my eleven year old did it. My
seven year old was too small to do it, but
they were gonna let him because he met the weight requirement.
I'm like, whatever, the weight requirement, but that seven year
old to latch off to take one latch off of

(12:17):
one and and latch the other one. That's a big
responsibility to ask a seven year old. And I'm looking up.
It's not even like there's nets, Like you're on a
five by five platform that looks like something I've built
in my backyard for my kids to play on. I
was like, oh, yeah, you hit that piney up in
the Poconos really really, and again he had to go
get code enforcement to make that. It was what I

(12:37):
gonna say, I couldn't even watch. I couldn't look up
at my kids. He's like, hey, look Dad, I'm like,
I can't even watch. It's like watching roofers. Like my
knees hurt, my elbow shirt. I was like, I was like, no, man,
it's thirty feet up in the air. It's like, yeah,
you better. I would concentrate on what you're doing rather
than Dad take a video. Well that's what we were
in Mexico and a bunch of the people went zip
ziplining and I'm wanting to I'm like, dude, I wouldn't

(12:57):
trust that at all.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
No.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
Right, Like, even when we were in Mexico, people are like, oh,
we're going on a booze cruise. This afternoon, and I
was like, all right, cool, And then they come back
and they're like, yeah, I got a little out of control,
like the captain of the boat it was asking us
to take our topsaw. Yeah, And I was like, Jesus,
but this is what do you expect. It's Mexico. Sounds
like our Thursday night booze cruises. But that too, I mean, yeah,

(13:20):
zip line, somebody gets hurt, somebody falls off. I mean,
I don't know, you're out there having a good time,
but yeah. I told my wifeend like, just keep a
keep an eye on this one right here. Yeah. I wouldn't.
I don't know if I would trust Pocono zip lining.
It was it looked like something I built in my backyard.
And to trust the kid to unlatch one, to latch
the other one, to keep going ahead. Listen. He survived.
You know, it was nice when he probably got on
the ground may Yeah, he wasn't stuck in the middle. Now,

(13:43):
It's like I saw I saw a guy bigger than
me up there. I'm like, bro, really, yeah, did you
think you think of something different?

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Too?

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Because I knew exactly what it was going on. I
get scared when they sit in chairs that they're gonna break.
I don't want to go on all look. Yeah, we
get back, We'll do some Joe and Scott rock news.
There's some rock news for you. The Eagles. They're doing
a residency at the Sphere in Las Vegas right now.
And Vince Gill, who's been a new member of the

(14:10):
Eagles in twenty seventeen after going f I died, he
admitted that, dude, it's weird playing the spear. He said.
All the stuff goes on the sides and the ceiling.
He goes, it makes you feel high, Yes, man, he
goes impressive. Yeah, he was like I was getting kind
of where I felt like I was gonna fall over
because everything's tilted and you're not moving. I know you
want to see what the spear looks like, but you

(14:31):
also hate the Eagle. So did you walk in just
to see the spear? And how many songs would you
stay for? None? None? None? Actually I was at my
in laws place yesterday and the Eagles were on the radio.
I grabbed it and smashed it on the ground like
Jason Kelsey did to a cell phone. I get it, man,
because I know people who want to go see dead

(14:53):
and company and want to see Fish at the Sphere
and they're like, dude, like, we're already high, and this
just makes you been higher. The experience, he said vis
Vince Gill, it's a trip. The most people I've ever been.
I've been able to ignore people when I'm playing, but
you're playing and all of a sudden, all this stuff
George starts happening around you. He said. It's a great show,

(15:15):
but it took a real It took time to get
used to all the stuff that happens in the Sphere
because it is man, it's three sixty guy's craziness. Let's
see here now the Kiss they're done right, Their farewell
tour is over. Paul Stanley has admitted that he feels
kind of bored. He said, there's no way to give
that up and not feel a sense of being lost

(15:38):
or kind of disoriented. It was time, he said, and
intellectually it made sense, but then it doesn't mean that
emotionally it doesn't play a part in me. So yeah,
being home right now, I'm just kind of bored. I
don't know what to do with myself. That's Paul Stanley
coming from Kiss, retiring last year and now you're going
to pick up all those projects around the house. She
didn't get to, like the wife wants you to do

(16:00):
I can. I'm on tour. You know, he is plenty
of time to do him. Oh, this is why are
they doing this. He is working on the Kiss Avatar
tour where they're gonna go out as cartoons. So involved
in something. Probably so his wife's probably like it. Just
do something, hey, Paul, just go go out and do something. Please.
Foursome of golf, it's perfect for you or golf. Imagine

(16:20):
he's in the backyard with the star makeup on right,
and it's just he's out there as star child in
the backyard picking weeds. Kid Rock has offered an olive
branch to Kamala Harris voters, telling fellow supporters of the
newly elected re elected President Donald Trump that now is
not the time to gloat. He said, let's see here.

(16:44):
We must remember that most of our left leaning friends
are good people who want the same things in life
as we do, but simply think differently on how to
get there. He said, it is now time to be
the bigger man to extend an olive branch and unite
all reasonable people to this great nation. God has blessed America,
and together President Trump will make America great again. So

(17:05):
he said, look, I love Eminem. We've been friends for years.
He supported Kamala Harris. It doesn't mean that we're not
friends anymore. Some of these people are insane. Man, Some
you can't even talk to. I don't put anything on Facebook,
but man, there are some people that are out of
their mind. Yeah. Yeah, the world is gonna end. Like
this woman's like, I feel like my daughter is gonna die.
I'm like, why would your daughter die? Yeah, I have

(17:27):
a cousin who's got to melt them down. It's it's okay, guys,
we're bigger than the country down Like it's it's lower
taxes that's all I want, and interest rates to come down.
I don't want bread to be nine dollars. That's all
that we want. I don't want you dying in the streets. Yeah,
No one's gonna die in the streets.

Speaker 5 (17:42):
No one's everything. Everything's gonna be just fine. Just everything's
gonna be just He was into office.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
For four years. He's a terrible hitler. Yeah, he's so
bad at doing what. You don't know where the Hitler
stuff came from right like like that was like, that's
that's like the worst thing you can call someone. I know,
that's calling your wife the sea work. It's awful right
through it Rock Station the Morning Show. All right, tell

(18:07):
me if this discuss you or not, because it disgusted
me yesterday. So my little guy is at the at
the dentist right and we'll get into that later on
about what a racket a dentist is. There's no menu
up on the the wall you could pick how much
it's gonna cost. They got you by the balls. And
luckily I had a pretty uh honest dentist who you know,

(18:29):
kind of went through stuff with me. So my little guy,
he's got to get some real work done, like not
a cleaning, Like he's got to get real work done
where he's gonna be in a little bit of pain.
So me and him are waiting. He's a little nervous,
you know, and one thing to do. And they had
me waiting for a little over a half hour, and
I'm like, why did you tell me a time if
I still have to wait a half hour? Right? Like
It's like I was like, hey, we got here at

(18:49):
eleven twenty. It's now going on noon, especially early like that,
Like if you're if you're behind in the afternoon, I
get it, maybe some things had you had some hiccups,
but I don't know. I'm the second appointment in. I'm like,
and there's a couple people that came in after me
that got the go back, and I'm like, come on,
what are we doing here? What are you gonna do? Leave? No,
you're still stuck there. So now this takes this takes balls.

(19:09):
So there's a there's one bathroom in the lobby of
this it's a very kid friendly. It's one of those
dentists where it's like there's like a jungle gym and
like video games and stuff. So yeah, little kids running around.
So a guy a dad, I guess I would hope
it would be a dad. He walks up to the
receptionist and goes, hey, just wanna I I I. He goes, well,

(19:33):
where's the bathroom? And so she tells him. She points
to where the bathroom is and he goes opens up
the door. Now he walks back to her, all right,
and I'll tell me if you would do this, and
says there's no toilet paper.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
See.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
So now so now everyone knows what this guy's doing, right,
you know what? Yeah, but if you really gotta go, man,
it's one of those things you're gonna have to decide. Plus,
I'm a Dennis office, I know, unless I really have
to go, because I assume that door opens up to
where the lobby is. There's no dud there. It's not
a huge lobby, it's right there. Now I'm looking for
paper tows or tissues, anything I can use other than

(20:08):
asking her. But I'm like, I'm like, dude, like I
but I mean, I don't know. I you know, unless
you're gonna explode, I'm not doing a single bathroom in
a dentist office. Yeah, unless you really, really really he
had the balls to tell her like, hey, I need
a roll the toilet paper, and now here is that
the receptionist having to go into the linen closet and

(20:29):
get And I'm like, so, now everyone in the lobby
knows this guy's about to drop of deuce, right and
you think about that when you watch them walk into
the bathroom. I had to do it. The worst part
it was a forty five minute drive to the dentist's office.
ID pe Yes, So now I'm like, oh, so now
he's in front of me and I'm like, well, now
I can't. Now you got to stack that up before
because you don't want that. Yeah, it's kind of embarrassing

(20:51):
for somebody to come and ask, because you're right, you
know what he's gonna do is do that door shit. Also,
he kind of was a jerk too, because you know
he did that afterwards, right, he did what did whatever
his business was, you know, I had to beg for
the toilet paper, and then you know at the end, man,
you know you're doing your thing, and you know, when
you're leaving the dentist's office, I always make sure I
ask the receptions there anything else I need to do,
like is do I have to make another appointment or

(21:12):
anything like that?

Speaker 5 (21:14):
And then they usually say no or say yeah, like
we got you all scheduled. And then I always say
all right, thanks, have a good day.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
So that guy goes up to the woman and she's like, uh, yeah,
you know, okay, blah blah blah, you know, here's what
you have to do, and he just turns his head
and walks away. Yeah no, like, have a nice night,
have a nice day, thank you. You know, you know,
have a good weekend, nothing like that, And I go, dude,
I don't know, man, that's super rude. Either. I say
it quietly to the woman so nobody else can know.

(21:41):
And again you're gonna have to deal with that embarrassing
to her. But here I think about it too. Everybody
does it. I like to think my wife doesn't do it.
She's nice. She'll go like two fours up in the
house and go do it up there, and I appreciate that.
Where I don't like, I just go where I have
to go and she's like, yeah, courtesy, flush and all that.
Or I go in, I come out and say, by
the way, there's no toilet paper. During You might put
more toilet paper in, but I live. I give it

(22:02):
about ten or fifteen minutes before I go back into
that room, thinking, hey, just a courtesy in case someone
has to use the bathroom later. There's no Another part
is that the front desk girl is cute. Say that's
even worse. That's a tough one, right, Yeah, Yeah, that's
that's when you work in an office like that. That's
tough because you got to deal with that, especially because
it's a kid's dentist. Yeah, so your kids are disgusting.

(22:23):
So maybe you know the blame it on a kid. Yeah, like,
hey there was a kid that they Hey, I just
letting you know there was a kid that used up
all the toilet paper. We have your kid, go do
it and save the self the embarrassment. Yeah yeah, but
that's I would never do that unless I'm literally dying ill,
I would never have done what this guy did. Really
ready to come out like this guy. To me, it's
way too embarrassing. But it's like the doors right there

(22:45):
in the lobby too. You open the door, I mean, yeah,
right there, I'm sure you can hear everything that's happening. Yeah.
So I was like, man, but and here's me. I'm like,
I just got a p yeah, like before you because
I know, I know there's probably a bathroom in the
back that like the dentist use right, like the better bathroom.
I'm like, hey's where's that bathroom? Yeah? Can I get
the VIP bathroom hack? One man I was at I

(23:06):
was at the CrossFit gym. So I go into the
bathroom and there's like two of them and there's a
woman waiting for me when I get out. Now, the
person before me destroyed this place. You gotta let it
use me. That was not me. That's exactly what I
said to it. By the way, that what that wasn't
me at all? Yeah, I do you own airplanes too? Man?
You walk out and that's that was you saw. I
was thirty seconds. That was not me. That was the pilot. Look.

(23:30):
I got a one hundred bucks. Yeah, one hundred bucks
to spend over at Ocean and tickets to a Christmas
show going on over there. So if you it's actually
a Christmas spectacular. If you want to go over to Ocean,
get a hundred bucks to spend, and I get to
meet the good old Santa Claus six zero nine six
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(23:51):
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one hundred seven one hundred bucks the Ocean and meet
Chris Kringle six zero nine six seven seven one hundred
and seven. We're not read the Thanksgiving yet. We get back.
I will knock out some headlines. Conspiracy corner. Why don't
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z x A morning show Buddy Gary G. Garcia in studio.

(24:14):
Ac Jokes dot Com is the website Gary what you
have for us. It's been a busy week. It feels
like a new day doesn't have a president elect. President
elect Donald Trump crazy. And I'll be honest, it's nice
because it seems pretty calm now. People are having meltdowns
online and stuff. But it seems like everyone's like, Okay,

(24:35):
you know what, let's take a breath. He'll he'll, he'll
be president exactly the end. We don't have to actually.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
Glad that it's finally over.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
It feels like the election election was just too much. Man,
feels like it feels like it was like so long
the thing to come out. Now is finally over and
we can get back to talking about the things that matter.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
Like Diddy, like Diddy in my mind, you man. It
came out over the weekend, and this is crazy. Kamala
Harris raised a billion dollars right like, I think, the
most of any president ever or any what he who
was running for president ever. She's still twenty million in
debt and how does that happen?

Speaker 4 (25:16):
But did you hear that that Trump is offered to
pay off that as an olive?

Speaker 2 (25:22):
Is that not gangster dude? Here's everything he's done. McDonald's
gangster trash truck. The trash truck was gangster. Do you want? Okay,
you want? I think he's going to do a couple
of things. I think a lot of people think he's
gonna come in and just like kill everything. I think
he's coming in. He's going to pardon Biden's kid.

Speaker 4 (25:44):
I hope he doesn't.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
He's gonna. I hope he does, and I think he's
gonna don't look I'm not a bad guy.

Speaker 4 (25:49):
Nah dude. See he came off like that last time.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Everyone was like, oh, he's gonna go after Hillary and stuff,
and he came and he didn't do none of that stuff.
I think I know I personally now I'm nobody. I
didn't vote, so you can't blame me for anything that happened.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
To vote, you are I didn't vote? Am I a felon?

Speaker 1 (26:10):
A felon?

Speaker 4 (26:10):
I'd be running for president.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Now, man.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
I just don't vote.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Man.

Speaker 4 (26:15):
And it's funny because my mother's like, if you don't vote, that's.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
A vote for the other person. Well what if I
was going to vote for the other person? Ladd't vote.

Speaker 4 (26:22):
I was gonna vote for who you don't like, So
aren't you glad I didn't vote.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
This was the honest thing. So I'm talking to my
cousin who lives in PA, him and his wife. So
his wife votes for Trump, right, I asked him he
didn't vote. He ended up writing somebody in It was like, yeah,
you could do that, show up. Well, my boy.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
My boy explained that when you don't vote, right, because
I always say my my no vote is a vote.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
It's a vote of no confidence. That's what it is.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
But he uh, he said, when you put your name there,
then they actually have like a record that you had
no confidence.

Speaker 4 (26:54):
In any of the people that were running.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
It's on record. So that's why people do. But that'll
get us'll get gas price is lower by not don't
you know you believe I put Donald ducky in one years?

Speaker 4 (27:05):
People I want to feel like, you know, they still
want to be able to judge me.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
They want to be able to You didn't vote, And
I'm like, dude, you really didn't vote.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
Couldn't He couldn't see them side himself to vote for Trump.
I'm like, are I don't know, are you insane?

Speaker 3 (27:17):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (27:17):
It was a waste of a vote? Yeah, I mean,
is it? At least he took his wife and she voted. Well,
this is the reason George, the original George Bush. So
what if he stay elected in ninety two because of
ross Paro? Because people went in and voted for ross Paro.
He was twenty percent of the vote.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
And he wasn't even on the ticket anymore.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
No, I know he was, but he ruined. That's why
Bill Clinton. Bill Clinton owes everything the ross Paro because
he would have lost that election.

Speaker 4 (27:40):
I mean, is ross Paro still alive?

Speaker 2 (27:42):
I know no, because he was like one hundred and
ninety two. I don't even know.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
Yeah, but uh yeah, that'd be interesting. If he was
still alive, then I would be like, well, that's what
he got out of it, He got to live.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
Yeah, you have to drink baby blood.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
So did you hear about the four first of all,
because you were talking about the people reacting?

Speaker 4 (28:00):
Yes, dude, I couldn't stop watching it.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
It's too much.

Speaker 4 (28:03):
I could not stop watching everybody.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
And that's the dudes speaking. You don't have sex and the.

Speaker 4 (28:15):
Four the four B movement, that's what it's called.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
No, haven't don't have sex with men for four years,
don't marry men for four years, don't have babies for
four years. Most of the ones I'm thinking it's I'm
thinking of conspiracy is that there's a lesbian who started that,
and she's just trying to have some horny women running
out there and see if she could turn them. But
my thing is this, Right, So they're saying, don't have sex,
don't have babies, right, don't get married. And I'm thinking

(28:42):
Trump's not even president yet. Already he's bringing down the
abortion rate. You know, he's the only president that I've
ever known that's turning holes into housewives. Don't well, you
know what I'm saying, Like, you're telling me you're not
gonna have sex for four years, That's that's beautiful. Then
they're shaving their head, which is great because it makes
it easier not to kick.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
It all looks silly. It all looks silly. And how
about these celebrities. They all went back into their holes
real quick, dude, Like they got their money, they won't
get mad at them.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
It wasn't just about the money. And it wasn't just
about the money. They got calls that said listened to
do it. We've seen the Diddy tapes.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
Who do you want?

Speaker 2 (29:23):
When this comes out? Who do you want? Do you want?

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Kamala in there, or do you want Trump? Kamala's gonna
look out for you. And they went out and they
supported Kamala. They didn't really if you think about it,
I mean, you see Cardi b You see Cardi First
of all, they all looked miserable. They all looked like
they were being forced there. The only thing you couldn't
see was the gun that was to their head for
them to support her. And it's funny because they sit

(29:47):
there and they go, we don't get it. They bought
out all these all these you know, artists.

Speaker 4 (29:51):
To come out.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Well, that's because the people on Kamala's side, they related
with the artist, Trump related.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
With the fans, with the fans of those are there's
a great, great thing that pops up on lines like
I can't believe this didn't win it for him, And
it's mega v stallion up there. Just are you shocked
because you didn't know if it was going to be fixed.
You didn't know. Now that he won, you look back,
You're like, are you shocked at none of this stuff work?

Speaker 4 (30:17):
It comes down to, like, you know, whatever happened to
just having to do things a certain way?

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Like you looked at the Trump thing he's playing. Proud
to be an American God bless America, corny. You know,
when it comes to the music, you want to hear,
but that's what you want to hear when you're doing
It's like going to a fancy.

Speaker 4 (30:35):
Restaurant and everybody's in there.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
You know, we gotta.

Speaker 6 (30:40):
Do it.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
There's a proper way to you know, there's a proper attire,
there's proper music to play.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
The way you hold yourself, it's it was ridiculous, man.
And then you look at, well, who do you want
to running the country?

Speaker 1 (30:54):
These people that look like they're throwing a diddy party,
because that's what it looked like.

Speaker 4 (30:57):
What these people that look like you know, they having
a family meeting of some sort.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Gary, I got a question.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
I mean, I'm the butcher's dude. I love the bauchery,
but I only love it because we're not supposed to
do it. Once you make it all legal, it's not
fun again.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
You know, they kill weed.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
They made we legal.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
I liked we when when it was just at the
point where they just didn't mess with you. It wasn't
really legal, but they were like, we're not messing with that.

Speaker 4 (31:21):
You know, in that middle. Now it's legal.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
What fun is that?

Speaker 4 (31:24):
We now doing cocaine?

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Ever again?

Speaker 4 (31:27):
No, she just goes away, not unless she releases a
sex tape with.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
With Who's the talk show host Mont Williams. If there
was a tape, it probably would have been leaked because
she needed as much.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
Mustn't do his name from the Tonight show Jimmy, Oh
my god, dude, I feel so bad for his wife.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
Man, that's your man up there.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Because of Donald Trump.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
Because Donald Trump?

Speaker 2 (31:57):
With Trump being elected, do we get back to movies?
Are gonna be fun again? Jokes are fun again because
now we feel like everybody's on the same side, like
we've we're taken. That spoke this thing and it all
went away. Critical race theory all's gonna go away. It
should all go away. I'm gonna have fun.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
So crazy, dude, because you know how many people really
like I have one of my exes hitting me up
like please don't tell me you voted for Trump, and
I said, please, don't worry about it.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
I didn't vote.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (32:23):
You didn't vote.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
You're supposed to vote.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
I said, listen to my If I would have voted,
I would have voted for Trump, So I want you
happy that and then vote.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
You have a daughter. Yeah, I know. I didn't understand
taking all our rights.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
They're gonna take our rights what he's talking about, Yo, okay,
but are they gonna take Gary?

Speaker 2 (32:39):
I said, listen, you live in New York.

Speaker 4 (32:41):
She's sending me things.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
From Texas on these these propaganda things that happened to people.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
And I'm like, ma, you are you are? Am? I correct?
Puerto Rican?

Speaker 4 (32:50):
I'm Puerto Rican?

Speaker 2 (32:51):
Okay, So what do you think? Right week before the election, Uh,
Trump does the Madison Square Garden rally. Tony Hingecliffe, the Communitian,
goes out there and does a Puerto Rican joke. Dude,
I'm watching the Puerto Rican people be interviewed and they're like,
we could care less about this.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
Joke at Puerto Rican's turned out for him. The Spanish Dreams.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
Make fun of Puerto Ricans more than anybody, Dude.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
The fact of the matter is he also made fun
of everybody else. They just didn't show you that clip.
Those clips he made fun of And I will say this,
don't be mad at Tony.

Speaker 4 (33:21):
That's what he does. He is the most comic. Be
mad at whoever booked him.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (33:27):
And and the thing with that too is you know,
you know me, I don't really like Tony. He was
mean to Brian.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
That's oh, you're your co host and your podcast.

Speaker 4 (33:35):
Podcast he a bans them for life for what?

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Because he because he because he ate a long one,
because he's yo, your show is an open.

Speaker 4 (33:43):
Mic, dog, don't be so mean to my man.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
I forgot you could blow him up.

Speaker 4 (33:47):
He could blow him up, but he was mean dog.
He told the people not to class room. What do
we doing him?

Speaker 5 (33:53):
Man?

Speaker 2 (33:54):
But I think what we did learn there is maybe
comedy isn't a place in a political right, probably not
need it there.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Problem not in the rally dude, you know, and that's
not what we belong. Comedians don't belong supporting one side
or another because in the time of chaos, who do
you look to? Just was supposed to be a person
you can depend to give you the realness in some
sort of comedic way.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
I will stand comedians helped Trump get elected because whoever
was running his campaign was smart enough to say, we're
gonna do all the big comedy podcasts.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
People.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
I think people.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Every big well, remember the book, your book about Baron
the Space Traveler that we talked about.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
We read that book.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
He's seven feet big, duels man. Where does he? But
where did he get that tall?

Speaker 4 (34:46):
What does he buy his pants? You know they got
to like put on extensions, all right?

Speaker 2 (34:50):
Gary, where can people find you? Know?

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Yeah, you can find me on rated G podcasts with Gary.
You're gonna seeing Brian Telacatta wherever you get podcasts cause
they see jokes man.

Speaker 4 (34:58):
Things are popping out there.

Speaker 5 (35:00):
Yeo.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Every single week is great weekend man.

Speaker 4 (35:03):
It was just just a really good show.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Come check me out ac jokes dot Com. And every
Monday night I'm in New York City doing it not
quite Tuesday midnight show over at the Grizzly Pitch.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
Put those white people jokes back into your routine. Now
we can do it, dude.

Speaker 4 (35:15):
Man, it's it's some good stuff going on.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
I'm gonna tell you we're getting into the cold season
now winter's coming. Dude, a night out you're not You
don't have a lot planned ac jokes dot Com.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
And you know the thing about this series that people
there's a surge. People are already just feeling better. I
mean the stock market rolls like three hundred every next day,
and people now are starting to like loosen their pockets
a little bit.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
So there's confidence that for the first year, you know, like.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Till summer, well my next winter, I think things will
start to level out where people will really start to
see where we are and then you know, we take
it from there.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
But I'll tell you I'm middle of the road. I
always say that. And even I woke up that next day.

Speaker 4 (35:57):
Do you see Bill Burron SNL. I check out the
billboard and ESSENL. He comes out, He goes, ladies, you're
to and oh against this guy?

Speaker 2 (36:05):
What's going on?

Speaker 4 (36:06):
He said, you got a hoard.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Up a little bit.

Speaker 4 (36:09):
He said, you know, gonna get elected, you got to
hoard up a little bit.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Yeah, I'll tell you be in the middle of the road.
I even woke up that next day and I was like, okay,
breath of fresh air, like all right, because things were
bad things and hopefully will get better.

Speaker 4 (36:22):
But you have the Republican adult in you, but you
still party like a child.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
So you you know, you right down the middle.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
With me saying with me, man, all right, Gary, we
love you, buddy, love you guys.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
Man. Look we'll knock out some trash. Oh why love frash? Anything?

Speaker 5 (36:45):
Thirtyping, anything, racket rock or roughing?

Speaker 2 (36:53):
Yes, love frash, there's some trash for you. Leonardo DiCaprio
celebrated this fit the birthday over the weekend star studded event.
Brad Pitt, Jamie Fox, Katy Perry were there and oh
this Stevie Wonder saying his Happy Birthday song. And of
course his best friend Toby Maguire was there. His girlfriend

(37:15):
was the one to throw the party. I believe she's nineteen.
He's been lay low man. Yeah, he's you know once again.
Diddy stuff is interesting because it's like anyone who has
a picture with Diddy, like a guy across the studio
from me is now accused of doing bad things. But
it might just be you took a picture with him, right,

(37:35):
I get it right, Like you you have a picture
with Diddy. I know, but I wasn't on the cool list. No,
we don't know that.

Speaker 6 (37:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
You could be lying. How long would have I stayed?
I don't know what's happening at three fifteen? You said, dude,
it's crazy. Like there's an a episode of Ellen from
back in the day where Diddy is talking about like
how things escalate as the night goes on. Oh, they
told him, like he just lay he lays out what
they're using him. We're gonna take seven children and when

(38:02):
he had clock in the afternoon on The Ellen Show,
Mark Wahlberg has opened up about his Vegas restaurant catching fire.
He said, it's no big deal. They were able to
kind of clean it up. It was out in the
outdoor patio. Uh, he said it was. He said, Now
it's the hottest restaurant in the world. Now. I believe

(38:23):
you have some footage some audio of Jason Kelsey who
was doing a Christmas album like he has for the
last couple of years with a couple of guys from
the Eagles, but this year they're bringing in Stevie Nicks
to help. So this is Jason Kelsey, not smashing cell phones,
singing with Stevie Nicks. Do you have some of that? Yeah?

(38:43):
I apologize to the quality is not very good because
I used my cell phone to record it right before
Jason picked my cell phone up and smashed it on
the ground and then used an awful, awful term to
describe while was sitting in there and listening to them.
The Penn State gives that kid a new cell phone show.

(39:11):
Is there a point where he becomes uncool? Jason Kelsey
because he's got a sweater on. It's it's not very
football guy. Now, once again, I think that the cell
phone thing on a laid low. Luckily it happened during
an election weekend. At least it was a tough thing
to do. Yeah, but I think because it didn't really
get headlines because of the election, he was able to

(39:32):
dodge that bullet. But now ESPN wants to give him
a late night talk show like there is overexposure and
they are everywhere man, So yeah, so uncool? I don't know,
but overexposed. Prince Harry and Meghan Markle made their first
joint appearance in two months. People were speculating maybe they

(39:53):
were breaking up. Now once again, he's a prince and
she's a woman who opened up briefcases for how Amanda
uh Snoop Dogg is getting a docuseries on e about
his life. I guess getting a little too much Snoop
Dogg too man everywhere? Yeah, not liking it. But the
guy did beat a murder rack. Oh he killed people?
Yeah yeah. China Phillips. You know what China Phillips is.

(40:17):
That's Wilson Phillips, part of Wilson Phillips. She's the blonde
in Wilson Phillips. She's been married to a bald Win,
Billy Baldwin for years, and she said their marriage works
because they live in separate houses. Real, I made that up. Yeah,
she took a shot man man Phillips. She's the blonde
hot one wow in China. In yeah she was. There

(40:39):
was the fat one. Yeah, there was the blonde one,
and then there was the brunette one. Yeah. Martha Stewart
in her documentary claimed that a journalist who I guess
used to bash her a little bit was dead. Guy's like, no,
I'm not dead. He came out over the weekend and said, hey,
WA's the documentary. He said, I'm dead. I'm not dude.
We have been following this girl since the star. Do

(41:00):
you remember a little thing called catch Me Outside? How
about that? Yeah? Right, doctor Phil you had to catch
me outside girl. Then she morphed into a rapper named
bad Baby.

Speaker 4 (41:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (41:11):
Gucci flip flops, Gucci flip flops. Then then the stop,
Uh she has cancer? Yeah, man said I think she
just had a kid, you know, kind of living life.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
Man. She looked she has made millions of dollars off
to catch me Outside girl, So so hopefully she's able
to beat it.

Speaker 5 (41:31):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
We wish all the best to the catch Me Outside
bad Baby family. Uh. And this is we'll wrap it up. Actually,
two more things. Tony Todd, the guy who played candy Man,
he was a ton of horror movies. He died over
the weekend. That's said, don't say his name three times.
That was a black guy, right, black guy, man. I
know exactly what you're talking about. I recognized the fact

(41:51):
he was easy. He was in all those movies where like, uh,
if you imagine it happens, what was that fin Destination movies? Okay,
he was in those movies. He was candy Man. You know,
you say his name three times and then he shows up. Uh.
And I don't know if you covered or watched any
of this over the weekend. I did. And my daughter's

(42:14):
real in with all this. Brianna Chicken Fry, she came
out she broke up with Zach Bryan right a couple
of weeks ago. He put out a thing saying they
broke up and She was kind of taken aback by that.
He posted it on Instagram and then was on dating sites.
Zach Bryan is the famous country star. She did a
podcast with Dave Portnoy from Barstool. That's what they day,

(42:35):
have a podcast together, and she just buried them. Wow,
twelve million dollars to shut up, he offered her. He
turned it down. She turned it down. She's gonna make
more money by coming out. She said, I'm not gonna
take your money because I'm not gonna wake up in
a house every day knowing that I bought this house
because you told me to shut up. So Dave Portnoy
actually said, I'll give you twelve million dollars to come

(42:58):
do the podcast. Twelve million dollars. I wouldn't say a
word about it. And she thought about it. Man, she
was very it's an interesting podcast. It's the bff's podcast
with Dave Portnoy. She said that she goes it's life
changing money and they all twelve million at a house
and she was like, she thought about it. She thought
about They actually kind of ghosted her for a couple

(43:19):
of days, and during that time she decided not to
take the money. She said, if they would have asked
me the day of I probably would have signed the paper.

Speaker 6 (43:25):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
And she said because of their their negligence, I'm not
taking the money, and she scorched earth on him during
this podcast. I have no shame, man, I take the money,
take the money, what it is. I will say that
you're an awful person. A million dollars, the best person
in the world for a free lunch, I'll do it.
There you go, some trash for it. Wah Wa Hot

(43:47):
Turkey is back and it's bringing the comforting quack se
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and a work force employed the day. Good morning, Good morning, anybody.
How are you good man? Let's send you to the movies. Yeah,
Red One. It's a Christmas action movie with the Rock
and Captain America and the guy from Whiplash and they're

(44:07):
all gonna team up. And I don't know, are you
trying to kill Santa Claus or Santa Claus Dude, I
don't know, I don't I don't know the plot line.
I think the guy from Whiplash plays Santa Claus and
he's all buff and like Jack Now and then the
Rock I don't know. You're gonna love it, though, you're
gonna love it. It's a fantastic movie. It's over at
the Square Theaters. You're gonna love it, all right? Here,

(44:27):
I got it here. When a villain kidnaps Santa Claus
from the North Pole on Elf, which is extremely large
and formidable operative joints forces but the world's most accomplished
tracker to find him and save Christmas. So they get
Santa Claus and they I guess, so is the guy
from Whiplash and Oz? Is he playing Elf good? Or

(44:48):
is he playing Santa Claus? Santa Claus is all buff
in the movie. I don't know that. I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know that answer. All right,
Well you're going to the movie. It sounds fantastic, all right.
What's your name? All right? Jimmy, uh, Jimmy? You are
a workforce employee of the day. What do you do?

Speaker 5 (45:05):
I work at Northeast Creak Kish What does that do?

Speaker 2 (45:08):
They make walls? I'm an equipment operator here. Okay, all right, Jimmy,
Well you stay on hold. We're gonna get all your
info and you're going to see Red One over at
the Square theaters. All right, all right, thank you. Yeah, okay,
So that guy from Whiplash plays Santa Claus, so he
is Santa because it Man, he's old, but he's chat
Yeah he always even in Whiplash. Man, where's it like

(45:29):
this tight black shirt like he's a conductor and yeah,
he's he's kind of pretty jacked. Guy. I know you
didn't watch the show, but odds on HBO that was
like the precursor to the Sopranos and stuff. Dude, he
played the head of the uh White Supremacists in jail
and that wasn't That wasn't a Christmas show.

Speaker 5 (45:47):
They may have had a Christmas episode where they did
Christs in jail, but dude, he played a guy that
was like.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
Like you you watch him now and you're like, how
did that guy play this role? Like it was he's intense, Dude.
It was if you go back and watch OZ, and
I think you should. It's such a good show. And
then you started to see the shows that came from OZ, right,
Sopranos and then a lot of those writers went on
to do The Shield and Sons of Anarchy and it's

(46:18):
such a good show. Yeah he dude, he was a
badass in OZ so he'll play I'm guessing an old
badass Santa Claus. I mean he's a skinny Santa Claus
in this one. You're skinny and jacked up. Yeah, I
didn't know when. When did Sanna get jack? Did missus
Claus put him on keto? I think Bad Santa kind
of paved the way for skinny Santa Claus. Great Christmas movie,

(46:40):
by the way, second one not as good, but the
first one very good. I haven't even seen the second
Bad Santa. It's not it's just really not good. It's
not there's no reason for it. The first one is
a classic. Look we get back out, We'll not gout.
Some headlines points out the Excel, South Jersey's rock station

(47:01):
z x L morning show. I got a problem, you
do right, and it's a text message you sent me
over the weekend. Is that your problem? What could it be?
The fat people eating? It's too much, man, it's it's
too much, dude. It's fantastic. I don't know how your
stomach even having those videos do. The food looks so good.
I can't wait too, I can't wait till you die

(47:22):
and the cops go after your history. Oh God, I'm
paint a picture for them. I can't wait if somebody
looked at my algorithm on my social media and fel like,
what are you doing? Because all I do is send
Joe videos of insanely and obese people eating food and
then raiding the food they're eating. And one one is

(47:44):
a trance.

Speaker 5 (47:45):
It's a guy who dresses up as a girl and
then does eats in his car.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
I didn't see that one because I refuse to open them.
So no, man, my little guy had some dental procedures
done on Thursday and he's you know, he was hurting
for a day or two, but he's been a real
trooper about it. Here's my only problem. My wife's letting
him sleep in our bed and now all our sheets

(48:12):
are white. Dude, he's bleeding all over the sheets. Oh
so so there's so I'm like, man like yeah, so
like yeah, because like it because at night, like you know,
you sit there and then like it's not a lot,
but when you're on white sheets, it looks like a
whole lot. And so now it's like I'm constantly why,

(48:33):
Like I take pride in our mattress not being stained,
Well now it's stained it's stained with blood. So like,
if I am God forbid, my beautiful wife doesn't wake
up one morning, right and the police and firefighters show
up at the house and they do an investigation. Now
there's a pull of blood on our mattress. That's gonna

(48:54):
make me look like I'm guilty. Yeah, because that's that
thing where you keep opening up the the inside. See,
when I got my wisdom tee pulled out, it was
the same way like you would just have you would
spit and just blood would come out because you got
like these little pots. Took a couple of days. Now,
now he's good. But the first two days, my wife
was letting him sleep in bed and and so like
now it's like I got I got sheets with blood

(49:15):
on and I'm like, man, I'm not I can't get
mad at him. No, it's not his fault. It's not
his fault, right, it's not, as you know, but it
is his fault, though, Jojo. If he would have took
better care of his teeth when I told him two
years ago, he wouldn't have had this dental per Sure,
there's a great story, and I'm not going to get
into it. Of I was in Mexico with a friend

(49:42):
of mine. And let's just say, these poor these poor people.
And that's kinda suck too, man, when you got to
come in and clean up a room too, Like that
would be if you were away or on vacation and
it's cleaner was to come in there and see that
if there's blood and stuff that's on it, like we
thought it before, Like I've I've cut, like cut myself
or done something where yeah, you get a little bit
of blood, it comes up the sheets. It's like, well,

(50:02):
what's the story when somebody comes in here to clean that.
I'm pretty sure I want to say it's my wife,
but I can't be one hundred percent on this that
you know, her friend happened in a hotel room. Yeah yeah,
and we ended up just throwing the sheets away. Yeah,
because you're so embarrassed at that point. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
That that that's a that's a that's a bad one. Man.

(50:24):
Where towel like you're you're bleeding and use towel, It's
like they come in there, they can see the towel
has blood on it. Well, what's a story there? You know?
Or a cabana in Mexico or a cabana in Mexico
where these poor guys were shocked and they were looking
for a victim. Yeah, but I'll tell you what next morning.
Super clean. I don't know what they use to clean
it up. It's the same bleach they use for the
Boots cruises as we do. It's this mass man, my

(50:46):
little guy, Like I can't, like I said, I can't
get mad at him because it's not his fault. But
he's bleeding all Like, I'm like, I want to go
to my wife. Put a towel on there. Yeah, tape
them up, tape the head up. Yeah, because now, like
I mean, I'm I'm trying to put stain cleaner, like
like I'm trying to get the blood out of our sheets.
And now our mattress has blood stains and I'm like,

(51:07):
oh they down man, Yeah, that's awf I eat that.
It's a brand new mattress. You need a magic eraser.
My white past one seems to take everything out of
every take blood away. What do you do? I think
white wine? I think that that's the thing you use
for for for blood usually red sheets. Look we get
back out. What do a thing called you think? You ever?

Speaker 3 (51:28):
Bet?

Speaker 2 (51:35):
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was canceled late last week. One of mankind's greatest conundrums
has always been the question of which came first, the
chicken or the egg. It seems the answer isn't hard
to figure out, assuming you buy into things like science.
A study centered around the one celled organism, discovered in
twenty seventeen in Hawaii, found that it existed for over
a billion years, even before animals were roaming the planet.

(52:41):
The research determined that it was able to form something
similar to animal embryos, which shows that eggs existed before
chickens did. Plus, the first chicken like creature came into
being about ten thousand years ago, and dinosaurs were laying
eggs long before that. Let's see here. If you're a
gen zer, then you have no doubt you're familiar with

(53:05):
the term bed rotting. That's when a person spends the
entire day or even the weekend in bed without getting
out of bed, scrolling on their phone or binge watching shows.
It might feel like bed rotten. Bed rotting. Wow, it
seems like a simple pleasure, but making a regular thing
a bed rotting can have negative effects on your health. Oh,
ken it, dude. I love watching those fat shows like

(53:27):
six hundred pounds or whatever, like my life is ruined.
And they're they're just sitting on a bed like like
job of the hut, and and and they sweated. They
always hear underneath their backs. They always have a wife
or husband that like feeds them, and and they'll just
like throw whoppers at them or throw big macs at them.

(53:48):
And there you go. They're just sitting there. And by
the way, you know, I'm on a text thread with
you and our buddy have you handed Dennis, and I'm
sending you I don't know why. Now my algorithm is
just filled with fat people eating huh. And I send
you the videos and you don't open them. No, I
won't open the videos from the time I leave here
till Monday night. Monday morning, that's what I'll check the

(54:09):
I got heavy handed Dennis way into it. And dude,
here's the problem. I know the people are five hundred
pounds and they shouldn't be eating these meals. But the
meals look great. Of course you do. It's why I
got them to five hundred pounds. Research now suggests that
the time in bed doing essential nothing can lead to depression,
high blood pressure, obesity, and stroke. So while sleep is important,
getting out of bed when you're not sleeping and doing

(54:31):
something with your day that voll's moving your body is
just as important. I'm not a big stay in bed fan.
I like to get out of bed, and I'm like,
I can't, man, Like, I know people who can lay
in bed forever. I don't. I want to get up
and get start doing stuff. On weekends, man, I'm up
even before the show here. If I wake up anytime between,

(54:51):
like my arm goes off at four anytime between, like
I don't know, three fifteen and four, so I don't
even go back to sleep. I'm just I'm just up
at that point. That's the thing. Like I have somewhere
to go, so I know I'm coming here, and I
enjoy it. But like even on the weekends, if I'm
just up, I want to get stuff. I want to
start doing stuff. But like my wife and the kids,
they'll be like, oh, I just need to take time
to get like up and ready, and I'm like, what

(55:13):
do you need? Like you need to like you need
forty five minutes to get the day started. I get
up on the weekends and I'll tell my wife, Hey,
I make coffee. I'll be downstairs, but it's like five
thirty six. She doesn't come down. And then when the
time she does come down have call with me. I'm like,
why did I invite her down? I'm just enjoying a
loon time by myself. Man. Absolutely, Man, it's it's it's
it really, it really is. And now it's kind of

(55:35):
creepy because it's it's dark again, you know, like it's
so like five five point thirty on a weekend. When
I get up, it's like it's it's it's dark and
it's almost like in the middle of the night. But
I'm like, yeah, man, like this is my time, like
I can catch up on stuff. I can, you know,
get like I'm such a I'm such a non dude,
Like I'm doing laundry. I'm kind of I'm cleaning the kitchen.

(55:57):
So yeah, so you can enjoy your soap operas to
come on and eleven exactly. Man, you know, I can
eat some bond Bonds in the tub. They rock stations,
L I don't mind going away. I had a good
weekend man, hanging out with some friends up in the Pocoos.
Once again, I didn't get the invitebs. No, I didn't
get the invite. Oh no, no, you're right, you didn't

(56:18):
get invited to this one. Yeah, it's the sleeping arrangements. Now,
my wife and I got on room right and with
other guys. It was a guy's room, girls room. Well
it's it's like we it's not even like we're sleeping
on a couch, like we have our own bedroom. We
have a like a decent side bed. It's when my
wife invites the kids to get into bed, I'm like, yes, sucks,

(56:38):
it's too much. Like at one point I have Okay,
so the first night my kids want to sleep, but
they're like, you know, they're hanging out with the other
kids are playing video games late at night, so they
really don't bother us. So one kid comes in, I'm like,
put him on the floor, said nahut put them in
the bed. It's like, this is gonna be awful. And
he does.

Speaker 6 (56:52):
Right.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
She sleeps like an m he sleeps like a w right.
So I have eight inches on the side of the bed.
And then the other kid comes in the middle of
the night, she's like here, just get in. I was like,
what do you mean, just get in? Yeah. Man, I
end up sleeping on the couch more than I like to,
just because my wife will do that, where like my
little guy will still kind of sneak in the bed.
Then my oldest daughter, she is a little guy, so

(57:14):
if we're watching him, he'll sleep in our bed and
I'm more in there and I'm like, yeah, no, it's
it's it's not Willy Wonka and the grandparents who by
the way that great the grandfather the biggest grift in
willy Wonka and the chocolate factory that the grandfather couldn't
get out of bed for ten years until he found
out he could make some money. Now he can make
the dance and I'm a dance routine guy jumps out

(57:35):
of bed. If I'm if I'm Willy Wonka's dad, right,
or the kid whatever his name is. Uh, right, If
I'm the kid's dad and my parents sit in bed
for ten years without getting out of bed, and then
all of a sudden, Grandpa's dancing, I'm like, get out
of my house. Dude, dude, you are you are a
grifter and a half. Yeah. With my schedule, like I'm up.

(57:55):
So on the weekends, I'm five, five thirty, I'm up.
We got people, They're sleeping on the couch, hit make coffee.
I was like, the weekend was awesome. Kids, they all
got along. It was perfect. It's sleeping and and getting
up in the morning and just paining. You know, my
house becomes the party house, the flop house, right. Uh,
it's in the middle of everything. For the relatives in Philly,
they come to our house because it's in the middle

(58:16):
people down in Cape may come up being booked, and so, uh, dude,
I'll get up like on a Sunday, they'll have it
like a Sunday Funday. Dude. It's Monday morning, and like
I got people on the floor, I got people on
my couch, and now I'm tiptoeing around my kitchen where
I'm like used to just making noise and being able
to clean up. Everything looks like the hotel room in
Vegas from Wolf of Wall Street. You get up the
people overwhere, people saying in the bathroom. I'm like, what

(58:40):
is this nonsense? I'm an adult. This shouldn't happen. Everybody,
thanks your calling. We welcome on the show. Glad we
all part of it. Stay there. We kick off a
rock block. It's one hundred point seven EXL South Jerseys
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you're eleven, oh love, oh, the sun comes shining through
where you're crying. You bring on the rim right, I'll stop,

(59:13):
you'll shout and stop this side.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
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Speaker 6 (59:15):
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Speaker 2 (59:21):
I'm smiling rocking out, man, I know you guys are
all my love, putting me guys on my way working rings.
She's like, goy, yeah, warming up ship and I'm like,
I'm about here. We're rocking. Hey, thank you, you shot
you the best. How you doing y'all? Keep me laughing?
Then you guys are great. Good morning guys, hilariot, Oh god,

(59:44):
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