MONDAY 11-17-2025

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
MHM, wake up, Wake up, Wake up, way up.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
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(00:37):
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Speaker 3 (00:42):
Hey man, what's happening? Good morning? I gotta say my
brother made me laugh because we were going and you know,
dealing with with mom's estate. Yeah, we had to go
close out some bank accounts on Saturday. So we were
sitting there with the with the banker, you know, and

(01:04):
they got that the little desk in the chair and
they got some like you know, lollipops.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
There for you to ask the withdrawal the cash, like
an actual cash and a briefcase and walk out.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Brother's the best, so he goes he's super cheap, yes,
and he's like so we were like, all right, you know,
we're we're trying to take this money out of the
account because we have to create another account for the estate.
It's all thing. So my brother's like, well, what's the
best way to do it? And a woman's like probably
wiring you the money and he's like, what that costs money?

Speaker 5 (01:36):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:37):
She's like, there's a thirty dollars charger and he goes,
oh oh, and he goes, you can cut me a
cashier's check, and I was like, look at him. I
shake my head and I got, dude, thirty bucks. What's
like one hundred thousand dollars. He's like, thirty dollars is nothing. Yeah,
but I agree. I hate to give away money because
it's here's the thing. I'll go to the casinos.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
I will drive out of my way to make sure
I hit an ATM before I.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Get to the casino because it's like an eight dollars charge. Well, then,
so my brother, you were sitting there and then the
woman's you know, working on whatever she's got to work up,
and he my brother turns to me and he goes, dude,
I feel really bad. Now. My brother's nine years older
than and I'm forty five. So my brother turns me
and he goes, I feel bad. You know why? He goes, Well,

(02:23):
I'm sad about mom. And I was like, yeah, it
should be she dead, and he goes, but it's kind
of awesome because now we don't have to worry about her,
and we got a buttload of catch. Yeah. Sure, Oh
you're not wrong now when I put it that way,
When I phrase it that way to other people, probably not.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
You truly believe in heaven. She's in a great spot
right now. She's just pissing off your dad and love
and life. You're paid down here.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
It's good. He's like, He's like, it's it's it's it's
pretty bad ass.

Speaker 6 (02:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
I was like, yeah, all right, And I was like, uh,
maybe maybe you know what, just tell that to me
and not anybody else. See why mom dies, it's gonna
be I'll be I'll be happy she dead. I have
to deal with her. Buy no money. Yeah, it's like, hey,
can I borrow some cash. I gotta get my mom
a grave stuff. I'll be happy. I don't have to
pump money into her to keep her alive. Everybody is well,

(03:14):
I did, I did get my son. Did go to
the mausoleum, and my mom's sign is up there. Nice. Yeah.
So that was because when we left there the day
they put her in the mausoleum, it wasn't up yet.
It's all wrapped up now. Uh yeah, man, I guess
that's in her that they call it the final resting place. Yeah,
I just pictured the funeral. I wasn't there when you

(03:35):
actually put her in for the masoli.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
I just picture for some reason, when they put Mickey
into the thing like Rocky.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Remember Mickey got buried in a big drawer. That's what
she wrote. That's a mazleum kind of the same thing, right, Okay, yeah,
I picture a funeral. It was. It was on a
lift and they had the lift of coughing up and
then the deacon was on this little side thing riding
up with the coffin because it was about probably twelve
feet up in the air.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
Wow, and he's on this what are the cherry picker lift?
Like a forklift guy? Right? Yeah, dude. Yeah. And then
they got it, you know. And then so then they're
they're putting her in a drawer, and then they got
to put the thing that says her name and everything on,
you know, steal it up. Yeah, that's it all wrapped up.
That's it. Yeah. Yeah, twelve thousand dollars coffin. Once you're

(04:21):
not wrapped up? Is this show? We have a whole
show to do. It's Monday, everybody. We're gonna find that
ZXL work Force Employee of the Day today. Yeah, I
don't know what we have. I'm gonna be very honest
with you. I have been navigating the waters here of
our system, and it looks like we have come on
nothing nothing to give away today. No, well okay, well

(04:45):
there you go, everybody. It's one hundred points out is
the XL. Yeah, sorry, guys, sorry, yeah, we have nothing
to give away. I know tomorrow we will. It's got
a big concert announcement coming up after ten am. But today, yeah,
we got none. It's gonna ride. Yeah, man, it's just yeah,
hang out with us today.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
So lunch point seven is the XL sath Jersey's rock stations,
The XL Morning Show. Good morning, everybody, do it live.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
I can go all write it and we'll do it live.
And things sucks. I'm Scotty. Good morning here. Some news
for us. Uh, looks like what we all kind of
knew is actually happening. Ukrainian leader Vladimir Zelenski apparently is

(05:31):
being accused of funneling money that was given to him
by the United States. Of course he is. Look at
the guy he was on some reality He's a comedy,
a comedian, He's a clown. He I think he's a
min Uh, he has things in his palace and this
is now the Ukrainian people are coming after him about

(05:51):
this because they're like, hey, like, we're in this crazy
war with Russia that we really shouldn't be in, and uh,
he has golden toilets. Okay, it looks like about one
hundred million dollars was siphoned out of an account that
was supposed to be used for energy that of course
we gave him. So yeah, so it looks like once again,
everything we kind of knew about this dude is now

(06:13):
coming to forr Wusher. It's too much. That's a problem.
If you take ten million dollars, you just go away.
A hundred million dollars too much. Gold toilet is not needed, man.
The Federal Aviation Administration, the FAA will end its Flight
Reduction Emergency Order today, meaning flights will rezume operations as
normal now that the government shutdown is over. Wendy's, this

(06:35):
sucks now. Wendy's was always like I always liked Wendy's,
and I always thought Wendy's was a little above a
Burger King or a McDonald's. I agree. You feel like
they actually put their burgers on a grill. You know
why because we grew up when Wendy's had the salad bar.
Salad bar. Yeah, they had the salad bar, and they
also had the glass room. Remember it's like atrium and

(06:59):
you would sit at They just were a little classy
yes year. But apparently that that doesn't work because they're
going to close hundreds of restaurants over the next few months.
There's so much competition out there, man, so much, dude.
Do you know what Chick fil A came in? Raising cane?
Chick fil A? Those places came in, dude, and are
destroying places like McDonald's, Taco Bell, Burger King, and Wendy's

(07:21):
has taking the hit man. But dude, you talk about
that spicy chicken sandwich with a baconator.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
Had a baconator in a while, it's a baconare I
think it was a number eight three fantastic.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Hundred locations are going to be closed in the next
couple months. And people think, to Chick fil A, it's
healthy because it's chicken. But it's your eye chick. Sure,
it's got as much chemicals on it as everything else.
My daughter worked there in high school. Man. They they
have it down, pat they do, she would be. She
was the girl in the iPad that waiting at the
drive through, and man, she was like, she was like you,

(07:56):
it's NonStop, like there's no breaks. You could see you
could see a half.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
Mile long line of cars and know that you're gonna
get through there in five minutes.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
That's news. What about sports? Eagles beat the Lion sixteen
to nine last night, Raiders Cowboys, that's going to be
tonight for Monday Night football. Sixer's Clippers, that's going to
be tonight. And Bernie Kozar remember Bernie. Yes, now, Bernie Kozar,
I know him from tech. Bobul played for the U

(08:24):
the University of Miami, then went to the Browns and
and then he became kind of a journeyman after that.
He's getting a liver transplant today. Okay, good for him.
So he's he's going he has Parkinson's. Oh yeah. There
was an ESPN thirty for thirty about him. And he
became like a really successful businessman after football, but then

(08:45):
got the Parkinson's.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
It was him and lway with like the battle the
Froncos and brown He was like.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
He was on the one like the Browns that were
like the last good time. The Browns were good. Yep,
it was him. It was that running back who was badass.
The defense was really good and uh and then they
blew it all up. And remember they turned into the Ravens.
That's right, they packed up and left. Yeah, and also

(09:14):
never good to be out after midnight. New York Jets
cornerback Chris Boyd was shot over the weekend in New
York City. He's in stable but critical condition in New
York City. So what was the guy? I think it
was the guy from the Ravens. The coach. He said,
nothing good happens after midnight. Nothing yeah, yeah, there he
goes two thirty in the morning. Why it was a

(09:35):
bye week. It was a bye We may have to
stop the bye week.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
These guys run like Army getting on the bye weekend.
They just they're just like yeo, let's go nuts Rod Motorcycles.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
There you go that shot, you know?

Speaker 4 (09:48):
Sports windy today showers had the forty nine clear tonight
overnight low with thirty two tomorrow for your Tuesday sunclouds.
I had the fifty forty four outside right now one
hunch point sevens.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
The excels after is rock Sla.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
Jersey's rock stations, the XF I'm honestly thinking about getting
a landline at my home.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
I have one, now you do yours. We're moving into
the mom's house and she's had the old landline. She's
had the same landline phone number. They bought the house
and oceans the first house in Ocean City in eighty four,
So same phone number since eighty four because she never
I mean she had a cell right, but you got
cell never an iPhone. It was always a flip phone.

(10:28):
She never wanted to work an iPhone. We shut it
off a couple of years ago. So she only had
a landline. And dude, all it is telemarketers. Yeah, yeah,
that's the landline on the landline. Yeah. God, see that's
what I know what. I need a direct line to
my home. It's they call up for medicaid and they're like,

(10:50):
we're doing a survey for medicaid or they're trying to
sell you stuff, and that's all that. The landline it
rings probably twice a day, and it's always a telem.

Speaker 4 (11:00):
Because at least the cell phone now it tells you
scam lightly likely you just don't pick up. So Saturday
night we're headed out Now my mom's supposed to come
over and watch the Uh well, I watch the kids
stay overnight, the dogs and everything else. So we're going
out to dinner and then we're supposed to go out
with you. I know, I know what is supposed to
be the deal. So now I get a text of
my my brother. Now he's going to stay there because

(11:20):
it's too much for mom. I'm like a god, roll on, like,
come on man, whatever that's been canceled. So now I'm
trying to call him. Now I think my brother is
sleeping on the couch, so he's not answering his phone. Okay, Now,
my twelve year old has an iPhone. We bought him
this year. Again, it's a thousand dollars phone we put
in the hands of these kids taking He's always on it.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
When his friends FaceTime, he always picks up. Dude, I
do this all the time. I'll call my little guy
and his phone's dead. Yeah, and what are you doing? Dude? Like, look,
what are you doing? I see you on the phone constantly.
Now I get so yeah, so I guess his his
phone is either dead or it's not picking up, so
I can't ima your brother. You know, probably had a

(12:02):
nice meal, right, he says that we ordered for him.
Yeh yes. Now he's passed out like Uncle Buck on
the couch. Your kids are just running a muck in
the house. They're drawing penises on his forehead. They're up
to eleven o'clock. They're playing video games. Yeah, like, there's
no there's no you know, put your jobs on, brush
teeth magare ready for betting, none of that. So I
can't get a hold of my brother right and now

(12:22):
I'm trying to find out what happened with mom. Mom's
just lazy whatever. I can't count all my mom whatever.
You know, it is what it is. Can't get hold
of him, not a twelve year old who's always on
his phone playing video games, FaceTime his friends. His friend
it dings.

Speaker 4 (12:34):
He runs over there and sees who it is. Can't
get hold of him. So I'm like, okay, desperate, move here.
I know the eight year old has the flip phone.
It just sits around the house. I even know if
this thing is plugged in. I can't get a hold
of him. I said, I am getting a phone and
I'm gonna.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
Hook it up. It's gonna hook up like a ship horn.
That when it rings. Someone in that house has been
We're trying to yell through the ring campers, someone please
answer their phone. So this is what used to happen
with my little guy. It would it we you know,
you know, we started having him stay, you know, get
off the bus and be by himself for a couple
hours after school. There's a couple of years ago, and

(13:09):
my wife would have to do that. You would have
to get on the Amazon Echo and like and like God,
be like hello, is there anyone there? Hello? Because he
you know, once again, when they're little and they're starting
to stay by themselves. I would always be like, dude,
as soon as you get home in the house, text me,

(13:29):
call me. Let just give me a heads up to
your home so I know you're safe. Blah blah blah blah.
And one hundred percent, he wouldn't the phone wouldn't be charged,
and I couldn't get a hold of him. Yeah, So
I don't even know what that looks like. But I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
I think I might be paying for it, like I
get the Triple Player or whatever with my rise.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
And I always used to think the phone thing was dumb.
I think you just got to plug it in. But
if you got the phone thing, it was cheaper than
if you didn't. Yes, it's like they're throwing this package
in the problem is you have to plug it into
the modem though. Okay, so that's where it goes. You
gotta plug it into the modem and then you gotta
use those other there's like like satellite phones that you
put out throughout the house. So I'm gonna hang it

(14:05):
on the wall with the court hanging and I'll put
it right there.

Speaker 4 (14:08):
I might even put it deliver that so when it rings,
someone pick up the goddamn phone.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
It was two big things used to happen back in
the day. When the phone rang, It was a big deal.
When that phone rang, you wonder you were hoping it
wasn't your teacher. Wow, Joey, he did he did what
I'm like, Oh no, go hide. So that was a
big deal in the phone rang. And when the someone
knocked on the door, two things that don't happen anymore

(14:35):
like it used to be a big deal someone knocked
at the door, dude. I remember, like me and my
brother run into the front door and being like, who's here,
who's here? All excited, dude, My kids. When the front door,
if it's a tell you know, somebody selling something or whatever,
they run like there's a bomb going off because it's
a somebody's selling something.

Speaker 4 (14:52):
Because you would know if somebody was coming over ahead
of time, they're gonna call or text you.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
No, one just stops at their house. It was those
two things, man, are going yeah, good luck. Also, by
the way, I tried to buy new phones from my
mom's house. Went to three different stores. Don't sell them anymore. Well,
I don't want a rotary one. I want the ones
where they actually have to push them. I said to
the guy, go, you don't have like plugin phones, and
he's like and he laughed at him. He's like no, wow.

(15:18):
He's like, we haven't had him for years. And I'm
like he's like, I think we have him on our website.
And I'm like, wow, Yeah, I went the one we
had to pull up the antenna. Oh remember that? Yeah,
I had one of those. Was broken out of those
bad boys. Look we get back and knock out some
rock news. Joejoe and Scottie rock Newss. There's some rock

(15:45):
news for you. I Kiss without the makeup because they
retired the makeup played this weekend in Vegas. They did
like a kiss convention. That's where they have the table
set up, but I could buy kiss stuff. Dude, one
hundred percent is and they're up there and then they
bring all the guys who've been in Kissed back except

(16:06):
the original guy. There's one dive. Peter Chriss ain't there,
but Bruce Cullick was there. You played guitar for like
a split second in the eighties for the band. The
set list is pretty good man, you know, Deuce, Hotter
than Hell, Doctor Love Cold Gin, wrapped it up with
shouted out Loud, Black Diamonds, Short, Rock City, do You
Love Me? Lick it Up, and then of course wrapped

(16:27):
it up with Bruce Culick helping out rock and roll
all night said no makeup. I'm on stage. Just a
bunch of old guys. Just a bunch of old guys
on stage without the make up. It's like when when
the lights come on into the club, You're like, oh
my god, it looks like the Golden Girls. I bet
they did. Def Leppard. They are doing a their third

(16:52):
Las Vegas residency beginning February third, at the Coliseum at
Caesar's Palace in Vegas. He said, we're planning something completely
different to anything that we've done in the past. That's
the lead singer, what hell's his name? Joe Elliott. We've
had on the show. He's very nice, though I hate
def lepperd he said. The usual thing with Vegas is

(17:12):
that you're putting on a show, not doing a gig.
So that's exactly what it's going to be with all
the bells and whistles for sure. See, I don't hate
def Leppard. I hate people that like def Leppard. And
there's one that I know, the one that we know. See,
I hate them because I don't like him because he
likes them, so it ruins it for the band. So okay,
so this is this is Dave Matthews. This is Dave

(17:34):
Matthews for me growing up all the like the frat
guys that I kind of wanted to be like in
middle school and stuff like Dave Matthews, right, and so
it would be like like the frat guys who would
have the collars popped up, like the golf shirt college
popped up and the khaki short lacrosse players lacrosse players, right,

(17:57):
And so I had I hated Dave Matthews by So
that's a shame. Yeah. So it was like, so I
always have a thing with Dave Matthews because of that,
because like all the girls that I wanted to date
were dating these stupid frack guys. The girls like Dave Matthews. Yeah,
the girls love date matt Like the guys with the
khakis and the golf shirt. We're getting the girls and

(18:18):
I wasn't. I was sitting there with my Vans and
my Corduroys skateboarding, not getting the girls at all. I'm
stuck Withstening. The Weezer Olympus Guit concert has been canceled
in Estonia because I guess Fred Durst said some stuff
about Vladimir Putin and I guess Estonia is part of Russia. Oh,

(18:40):
so they canceled the show. They said, we inform you
due to the circumstances beyond the organizer, the organizer's control,
the Olympiscuit concert, scheduled for the spring has canceled. Our apologies.
What did he say. Let's see here, I guess this
is what he said. You gotta be careful when you
go into another country. It's just not like here. It's
like the broad who played for the WNBA and had

(19:02):
that like we pen grinder, Yeah, Britain grinder, which, by
the way, if this quote's real, she is stupid. She
said the WNBA is gonna be bigger than the NFL
in two years. Yeah, hey, I know, I know, I know. Like, no,
it's not. No, you dummy, it's not. No, it's not.
In what world do you think that's gonna happen? How

(19:23):
would you under lacrosse? Right now in the country, Estonia
supports Ukraine's territorial integrity and the principle that every last
centimeter of Ukrainian territory belongs to Ukraine. That's apparently I
don't know. Fred Durst said, Why is fred Durst saying
stuff about Russia? I have no idea. So it's an
area in Ukraine that Russia's trying to take over? Is

(19:43):
that what we're doing? I don't know. Do people in
Estonia like Olympiscuit. Are they stuck in like, okay, I
get it, because it's Estonia. They probably live life like
it's two thousand and two. So they're like, dude, there
is this hot band lymp Biscuit and so well, now
they're not gonna get They're not gonna get lymp Biscuit

(20:05):
because fred Durris said some stuff. I'm trying to see
what he actually said. What's next. We don't get Christina Aguilera.
You might not get her either, okay, he said quote.
I am sure that we can do many important things together,
and it will help Russia and it will help people
all around the world to understand that Putin is a
great guy with clear moral principles and a nice person.
I think, okay, this is now. Now it's all coming together.

(20:28):
So Estonia is part of the Ukraine. Fred Durris made
a joke like he was like wink wink, like flatirm,
Putin is a great guy. You guys are gonna see it.
Estonia got mad and then canceled the shit. Gotcha okay, yeah,
but now the poor people of Estonia won't get to
hear those great lymp Biscuits songs. Now they'll get sugar ragged.
Can go anywhere. Yeah, you go to the iHeartRadio app,

(20:57):
you search w z x L, and then you can,
like you just said, take us anywhere, not Germany.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
Though my cousin tried it overseas in Germany. He couldnot
get us in Germany.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
That I Heeart hates the Alps, so uh yes, iHeartRadio
app search w CX. My wife. We'll call it hungover
Sunday now, Saturday night. We're celebrating my father in law's neighbor, Chuck.
You've met Chuck. You like Chuck. Chu's a good guy.

(21:29):
Him and his wife nat good people. It was his birthday.
So we're going to I don't know, one of these
Italian restaurants in Atlantic City and angel Low's something like
that Angelo's, So we go and it's it's a nice night.
Now it's supposed to be extended by hanging out with

(21:50):
you and your wife, our buddies tun Down Romeo, the
band were playing at the Golden Nuggets, so we were
gonna have dinner. Then we're gonna go over and hang
out with the guy Rundown Romeo, and you and your
wife were there. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:02):
I try to accomplish two things. First of all, I
love with my wife and your wife together. They love
each other, so I like when again I'm partying your
your wife is always up for everything.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
Yeah. And I also want to kind of bamboozle you
on a Saturday night because I know you don't want
to go out. I want to, you don't want to go.
So my father in law and Chuck the night before
had tied one on, so they were both a little hungover.
So at the end of the birthday dinner, everyone's like, hey,
do you care if we just go back home? And
I was like, dude, it was like Christmas to me.

(22:31):
I was like, yes, that's what you want to do,
Just go back home. I don't want to have to
go hang out with anyone else. Meanwhile, I got the
table at the Nugget. I'll wait for you guys to
get there. I'm like, let's do this. I can't go
on stage with that you It just doesn't feel right.
So we go and we get back home. Now, what
I didn't tell you was that my wife's cousin and

(22:51):
his beautiful wife, wonderful person, they had a wedding in
Summer's Point. So I was their chauffeur. Ah okay, So
I took them to the wedding and then they were
gonna call us up to pick them up when they
were done. So me and my wife we get home,
we're just chilling. Gets to be like midnight. Still no

(23:14):
call to get picked up from this wedding, which I
dropped them up at four thirty. Yeah, like okay, like
really like we should be twelve thirty happens now it's
like one am, and I'm like, I got to myf
I go, yeah, I think you got a text them
until I'm just getting uber. Yeah right, because they're staying
at our house. So they finally, like one thirty, they

(23:36):
end up showing up at our house. So I'm like,
oh man, so now a night that I probably could
have gone and hung out with you and been home
by like eleven, is now one thirty and I'm still up.
So now it's one thirty. But they want to now
hang out right there because there a full party mode
from the wedding. So they get up stubless land a

(23:56):
fire in the back. Yeah, so there's so now. So
now now me has the responsible adult at two thirty
in the morning because I have stuff to do on Sunday.
You're tell it was later. It was later at night
for you than me. Yeah, So two thirty I go,
I go, hey, guys, I'm wrapping this up. I'm heading
the bed. Now. I can hear my wife all night.

(24:18):
Her and her cousin are hanging out, and you know,
I actually can hear them, and they're like, let's go
to the beach. Wait what time this is? I think
she said they went to the beach at six am. Okay,
so now they haven't slept, they've been drinking. It's now
six thirty and my wife gets in the beds six

(24:42):
thirty in the morning. Yeah. So yesterday my wife, dude,
she was a mess. I get up at eight. I
got up at seven. At eight am, I had to
go move furniture. So I'm I'm like on the road
doing stuff. I get back, my wife's still not up,

(25:05):
Like she's still sleeping. It's like eleven thirty. My wife
doesn't handle. She doesn't handle the night before. Okay, so
we go out. We end up, uh, we end up
going over to bookie night. So we finally get home
back in the.

Speaker 4 (25:16):
In our house and I guess it's two o'clock, and
I know she's she's super banged up. You know, She's
like I might throw up. I'm like, okay, well you're
not worth much to me anyway, you know what I mean.
So then we wake up the next day. We got
to get back. Like my brother's watching the kids. He's
got to he's got to go to work. I was like,
it's like seven thirty eight, and you have to do
like I had a whole day. I had exactly I

(25:38):
had to get stuff done.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
Yes, And I know too.

Speaker 4 (25:40):
We're finishing up our Christmas stuff, are decorating. There's things
we had to do at home, Like there's a and
she has to get her closet. There's a ton of
stuff that she had to do. I'm like, listen, I
know you had about five hours of sleep, even sober,
you can't handle that.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
I was like, can you somehow make it into the
car And she did. Man, she had getting off and
busting some things out. My wife. Yeah, so my wife
wasn't he then hung over? She was still drunk. Yeah,
that's a whole day.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Miss.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
So Like we had this uh what do they call
it a pop a pepsian chair, a poppy on chair,
Like it's the one that's like a half circle. Oh
yeah right, and uh she's curled up and just dude,
she's like this, dude, she's just out all day O day.
At one point I saw her. My little guy had

(26:26):
a half eaten wai wah meatball sandwich. Yeah. Yeah, she
got up. She had like just opened up her eyes
and just started eating at I don't know whenever. She
woke up eleven thirty in the morning, a half eaten
meatball sandwich. Yeah, my wife.

Speaker 4 (26:42):
The only thing she had in briga tee was some
pasta left over from the night before. Here's my wife
at seven thirty eight o'clock, just diving into the thing
of pasta.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
I said, he you want to go to batist Well,
that was my thing. I'm like, I'm like, I look,
I have to get stuff. Tone like she's like, she's like,
can you just sit with me? I go, no, no, no,
I go. I have to get some done. And she's like,
she's like, I don't know why I feel like this.
I go, I can. I can tell you. Yeah, the
booze and staying up till six thirty in the morning.

(27:11):
Maybe going to the beach at five am wasn't a
good idea. And you're not a doctor and you could
die and host the problem. Yeah, dude. She was still
hurting when we were watching the Eagles game at eight
twenty five.

Speaker 4 (27:25):
Yeah, I go into I gotta get HOMEO becsuse that
we're bloge Knights. It's like it's like one fifteen I'm like, okay,
by the time we get the uber, I was like,
We've got to be home by two o'clock.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
I was like, I soabd it up quick. And we
were like two other couples, like all right, time ago
I got here. Get you get to an age where
you're like, all right, I know, like even two thirty,
Like I got five hours of sleep, maybe maybe four
and a half hours of sleep that night. I can
work off that. And I didn't drink all that much,
so I uh, I can handle that. But when if

(27:56):
I made the decision to stay up till six thirty
in the morning, I know my next day is done. Yeah,
there's nothing getting there's nothing getting done, and I have
so much stuff to do, and and I'm like so yeah,
so dude, I'm I'm running circles around my wife and
she's just like, you know, she's hurting, dude.

Speaker 4 (28:15):
She was.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
She was hurt.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
He was hurting, Like she partied enough for both of us,
and it was and it was in our own house,
Like it wasn't even like we were out at a
bar or something like that. It was her and her
cousin just boozing up till six thirty in the morning. Yeah,
well you were missed. She's not well, thank you. I
probably would have been better going out with you. Guys,
I've never said you would have been bed by one o'clock.

(28:38):
We get back, we'll knock out some headlines.

Speaker 4 (29:05):
Lunch point seven is the Excel, South Jersey's rock station's
the XL and want to show I almost got punched
in the face of the restaurant on Saturday, but I
understand what the guy was doing and he wasn't totally
in the wrong.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
Now, I was supposed to be with you, and I'm
glad that maybe I wasn't there, or maybe I needed
to be there. If you were gonna throw down, I
could have your back. Yeah, you could run, go get help.
Thank you for that. And it's just play. So we
go to this restaurant in Hamilton and my wife wanted
to go to but we don't get a table, so
it's one of those things. We end up sitting in
a bar when seats become available. Is it Italian because

(29:39):
Hamilton has blueberries and Italians? Yeah, and and and I
it was actually Scarpelly was the name of the rest
of it was super nice. We want to go back
and we actually have a reservation, but it was yeah,
I had a great So now you're just so you
didn't have a reservation, So now you're just kind of
banking on finding a spot at the bar. Yeah, they
have like a big long community table where you can
stand and get drinks and then you wait for the

(30:00):
people to bar who are waiting for day table to
get up, and then you grab a spot at the
bar and you can eat by the way. I hate it.
Saturday night, we went out to dinner to it at
an Italian restaurant. Dude an our Weight? Yeah, yeah, do
you have a reservation? No, I don't think you're allowed. Okay,
it's and they give you that stupid little disc that

(30:20):
that that ends up glowing and like buzzing. Oh yeah,
you look iron man. Yeah. And it's like I dude,
an our weight and you sitting there and it's it's
kind of a cramped place to like kind of hang out,
and everyone's walking by you. I was like, I don't
I don't need, dude, give me an olive garden. It's
really not.

Speaker 4 (30:36):
You don't even have like a space there at that
bar either to stand and be out of people's way.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
I know, the place you're talking about. Yeah, dude, No,
it was really cramped and it was really uncomfortable, and
you know, people are pumping in the inn. Yeah, I
don't know. Like I said, man, give me like an
Applebee's or a Chili's. I'm cool with that. So well,
so two spots open up the bar, me and my body.
We grabbed them, and then two more spots open up.
So there's there's two spots that we're at, and then

(31:00):
a couple on the corner, and then another two spots
around the corner. But I'm about five feet away from
my wife and his wife. Okay, we have a couple
in between us. Oh boy, I think I know where
you're gonna go sit down at different times. Now, listen,
I any chance I can get to be loud. I
like to be loud. And the guy, the guy to
our right was actually fun too. He was fun. He
was kind of getting the conversation. Soeah, we're having a

(31:21):
good time. You didn't, okay, because I know people that
would do this. There are people. Because you said that
two seats opened up, then there was a couple, and
then another two seats opened up next to them. Yes,
So the way my wife is positioned. She's not down
the street line. I can look right at her. I'm
about five feet away. I can see her. Dude, I've

(31:42):
been with people that would would do this. They would
ask the people that were in between them, Hey, do
you mind moving down so we can all sit together? Yea,
Now we didn't do that. Now here's the thing. No,
those people got those seats legitimately. Let them stay where there.
I don't. I'm not gonna move for you. If I
want to, I will, but if you ask me, I'm

(32:03):
definitely not going to.

Speaker 4 (32:04):
And I didn't want them to because now I'm having
fun yelling at my wife across the way again.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
But these poor people are in the way right right.
So here's what happens.

Speaker 4 (32:13):
My wife, she says, sound like, I don't know, maybe
two or three minutes afters So then I start making
comments to my wife as if I don't know her,
and I'm picking her up. I'm like, I go to
the bar and I was like, yo, I was like,
tell the girl in the leper printed shirt, I said,
tell her, I like the buyer shrimp cocktail.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
Right, We're just laughing and all that. So the guy
next to me doesn't know he doesn't realize that that's
my wife not in on the joke, right, he's not
in on the joke. Now. The other guy to the right,
he is next to my body, so he's kind of
laughing along and we're making comments. So this guy, now,
my wife hears this guy say to his wife, this guy,
I'm gonna punch him in the face. I'm because I'm

(32:51):
acting like an a oh exactly, and so on the joke. Right.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
So my wife kind of hears he's like, he's like,
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it right now.
And I'm like, okay, older guy, I don't know. I again,
I don't want to get.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
In a fight at a restaurant, but I don't get
an Italian restaurant. And Hamilton's stupid, you know, it's dumb. Anyway,
whatzrella stand? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (33:13):
Oh my god, look, you just could pour laguity over
my head. So my wife hears it. Now, my wife
she starts like freaking out. She's like, uh, is he
talking about my husband? And I was like, no, no, no,
you're talking about somebody else. But I told my wife.
Now we end up switching the thing up, and then
the guy ended up moving and everything else. Because my
wife doesn't want this. She's like, listen, she's like.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
I wish you would have got punched in the face,
right right, Yeah, because I'm acting like a like a
you you deserve to get punched in the face. I
told my wife, I said, listen, here's the thing. Even
when we told him, I don't think he believed that
you were my wife's I'm telling that I'm tall on
the bartender. It's like, I was like, I get you're
cleaning it up for the radio. I'm sure you said
some very dicey thing. Yeah, I said, I put two

(33:58):
babies in this one and everything else. Again where if
you were just a guy sitting here, you're like, you're like, hey,
leave this braad alone, right, And that's what it was.
I said, Okay, I said, I get it. If it's
two strange guys and then two girls and this guy
is just like going back and forth with these girls,
I get it. He thinks I'm being a douchebag. I
was like, I have every right to be punched in

(34:18):
the face. But this guy also had no idea that
you were really my wife. Yeah, man, I get the guy.
I don't blame the guy so much because I would
have done the same thing if I saw two single
girls being harassed by two other guys, I would have
said to my buddy too, I'm like, I'm want to
punch this guy in the face due look what he's
doing to these women. You know, my buddy pill Mike.
I've had to negotiate lots of not punching him in

(34:40):
the face. I bet type of meetings with people at
bars where it's like he's just gotten on the last
nerve of somebody and I can see it in their face,
They're going to punch my buddy, and I now have
to now get in the middle and go, Okay, what's
it going to take for you not to punch my
bright Like, what's it going to like, Let's negotiate a deal.

(35:02):
What's it gonna take. Even my wife said out, yeah,
I like.

Speaker 4 (35:05):
To switch seats, and she did man an a f
and then guy kind of apologized to whatever and said, okay,
you know, I'll switch seats and said something nice about
my wife.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
So I don't know what it was, but my wife
heard he was gonna punch me in the face, and
I was like, I kind of get it. He thought
I was being a jerk off to you and your
friend there. Yeah, damn, and were like, sometimes you get punched,
like you talked about getting punched at a party, and
you deserve to be punched every time, to be punched
in the face, I will be honest, Other than in
third grade, every time I've been punched in the face,

(35:35):
I have deserved it. Yeah, yeah, I have caused something
to happen that I deserve to be punched.

Speaker 4 (35:41):
If this guy would have turned around and grabbed me
and said, hey, man, stop talking to these girls like that,
I'd been like, whoa, I listen, You're.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
Right, I get it. But that's my wife around having
some fun. Dude. The guy also had a lot of
drinks and even my wife. She actually asked the wife,
She's like, are you in some type of danger? Because
I guess this guy was a little out there, but
uh yeah, man, almost deserve to be punched in the
faith on Saturday nights. Sounds like you guys, man and
many you're the problem. You missed out. Yeah Saturday night. Yeah,

(36:09):
look we get back. We'll knock out some tracks.

Speaker 5 (36:43):
Oh I love crack anything thirty or orty, anything racket
or rocking or roughing. Yes, I love frash.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
Here's some trash for you. Ray J. We talked about
this last week. Ray J is the guy who was
in the sex tape with Kim Kardashian that made her
a star. Well, apparently there was a contract sign what
do they call it and M D M A or whatever,
like something where you sign a contract so you don't
talk about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he signed a contract

(37:23):
with the Kardashians when they put out the porn tape
that made Kim a star, that they would not bring
him up. Well, apparently in the new season of The
Kardashians they're bringing him up. So now he's suing them
for six million bucks. Good for him. I think he
makes it makes a case. Now he's like, hey, your
broad's like, yeah, we signed a contract that you aren't
going to talk about me, even though I was in

(37:45):
that sex tape that made your daughter a billionaire. But
how in what context do they have to bring up
ray J in the season like that? I guess they,
I mean every time, And then they do bring up
the sex tape, like Kim doesn't shy away from it. Look,
that's the reason that she got with Kanye West. He
was upset with the sex day Rain Wilson. That was
the guy from the office. Who's the dor key guy

(38:07):
you said across from gym? Yeah, I like, yeah, it
was his name, Oh, Dwight. Yeah. Well Dwight is apparently
taking the side of Justin Baldannie in the Blake Lively lawsuit.
Now Blake Lively is married the Ryan Reynolds and they
are suing Jason Baldani, who was a director and actor
that she acted with and says he was sexually harassed

(38:28):
by Jason Baldani. I believe counter suit, but that suit
has been dropped, so I guess in like, you know,
just paperwork from the court, it came out that Rain
Wilson emailed Justin Baldannie and said, uh, you're being set
up and I can see it clear as death. So
that's a Dwight from Wasn't he amish? That was the

(38:50):
whole thing in the office. Yeah, he had a beat farm. Yeah,
And that's a guy. I mean, I've seen him in
he was in he was in Transformers as a professor.
Like I don't know if he's been in a couple
of like a lot of indie movies, but he's always
going to be Dwight older. He's always going to be
the white And that's what sucks, man. That really does
suck when you're when you're an actor like that, that
you get pigeonholed. Like it's think about Norm from Cheers. Yeah,

(39:15):
I watched him in a couple other movies, but it's
like you are always just looking at Norm. And at
least Cliff from Cheers he got into voice stuff, like
he voices one of the characters in Toy Story. Yeah,
and like I could get that because you're not looking
at Cliff. But when Norm is on screen, it's like,
oh my god, that's Norm from Cheers. At least he

(39:36):
made money off that office, man. I mean, they're going
down as one of the top greatest show to TV.
You hope that he makes money off those rerugs because
he Comedy Central and there's some other channels they rerun.
It counts any minute of the day you can find
the Office one d it's one hundred percent go to
toy spelling. She has officially divorced. Her and her husband

(39:56):
finalized the divorce over the weekend, so they were may
for twenty years. So if you're a Beverly Hills nine
O two one O fan. You can now scoop up
tory spelling. Uh, I guess Haley Bieber. That's Justin Bieber's wife.
She's the lucky gal. I guess there's a real like

(40:19):
it's the new really expensive supermarket. You know, we had
Whole Foods and there's some other ones, but this is
called ear wand it's I think it's a West Coast thing,
so it's really high end. They were selling a twenty
dollars smoothie and using Hally Baber's name, but now they
have dropped her name from the smoothie. Oh well, I

(40:41):
can get twenty dollars smoothie. It's a It was called
the Hally Beaver Strawberry glazed skin smooth Well, that obviously
is a take on her name, because vert you have
to get illegal right to twenty dollars for a smoothie, right.
It had almond milk, strawberry, sea moss and collagen peptile. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:58):
I shop at the Italian and it's called Aldi knock
off nuts and Dorito's.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
I go to the wah Wah that's itell you too.
It endsed up out Corey Fellman, I guess his estranged
wife wants a cut of his Dancing with the Stars payday,
So she wants some of the money that Corey got.
Was he on Dancing with the Star got booted off
the first week? I would have watched that weird Corey film?
Is a weird dude. Was he dressed like Michael Jackson? Yes,

(41:27):
that's like a Michael Jackson day. Of course he did.
That's his thing. Man. I've met him a few times, dude,
and he's a weirdo. Yeah, he used to buddy the joke. Yeah,
like he doesn't. He's not in on the joke. And
it's it's it's shocking to be like, dude, like you
were in some classic movies like how how did you
screw that up?

Speaker 5 (41:47):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (41:48):
The woman yee Zoo who says that Jeremy Renner sexually
assaulted her, she's claiming that they reached a deal where
he's paying her off. He Jeremy Renner that's Hawkeye from
The Avengers, is claiming there's no deal in place and
that she's nuts. Sasha Baron Cohen apparently is dating a

(42:12):
social influencer now, so good for Borat and oj Simpson.
It's about time. It's only been thirty years. His estate
now OJ died last year. His estate is finalizing a
financial settlement with the Goldman family. OJ was accused of
killing their son. They're finally doing it now. Well, yeah,

(42:34):
that was the whole thing, dude. It was a thirty
three million dollar lawsuit or a settlement. But OJ didn't
have the money, so like she's a taken everything. So
they went and remember they got the his heisman trophy,
like they were able to get a lot of his stuff,
but they never got you know, money, and then he
ran to Florida. It was either Nevada or Florida where

(42:58):
they couldn't go after him. That's so that's where you
live now. I do I think OJ did it? No,
that's why he didn't ye because he didn't do it.
OJ was innocent. That's what they say. That's what I said.
That's a lot of people disagree with me, like the
Goldman there you go. Try I've interviewed Fred Goldman. By
the way, the dad hed, I've interviewed the sister. What

(43:21):
are you doing, dude? The sister had a great story.
She went had a boyfriend in college and they were
like talking one night and she was like she was like,
would you ever hang out with OJ? And the boyfriend
was like, if you mean? OJ called me up and said, hey,
let's go golfing today? Would I go golfing with him?
And she goes yes, right now, her brother allegedly was

(43:45):
killed by Oja. The boyfriend was like, dude, I'd have
to go golfing with Oja. Oh, it's OJ. Man. She
was like, what, he goes it's OJ. Yeah, I'll go,
but I'll ask him if you killed your brother. See
if I can get it out of him, I'll try
and get some info. There you go, some track. Hey,

(44:05):
good morning is the XL. Good morning, Doddy? How are
you good? How are you? I'm good? Can I beat
a work for employee? You're looking for one? You want
to break it to him? Yeah, here's the here's the thing, Manu.
We don't have anything for today, but if you call
us tomorrow, we could definitely make you the work force

(44:28):
employee of the day. Yeah, and I'll tell you what
tomorrow's tickets are are it's a good ticket. Listen. Oh,
we can't tell them. I can't tell them Yeteah, you
want to tell them and I'll bleep it out because
we have the actually because we have a concert announcement
after ten am that we gotta make. I'm gonna tell you,
but just you, Okay, I'm gonna tell just you listen
to this tomorrow. If you call in, I'll make you

(44:51):
the work force employee of the day and you're gonna
win tickets. I'll do that. Okay, that's a kind of show.
That's a good show. All right, you do that. All right,
you call back tomorrow and we'll make you the work
force employee the day. He had another question, what was
you watch the other question? Second?

Speaker 5 (45:10):
One second?

Speaker 3 (45:12):
I thought you asked where it was? Hold on, I
don't even know where you know it? Just hold on,
give me a side before you threw that at me.
Hold on, you know we'll put that and we're gonna
put that ann Hold on where is it? It's gonna
be in the announcement at ten o'clock today, and make

(45:33):
sure you're listening because you could witness ticket. Oh you're
gonna love it. Now you're gonna have to bleep this also, Jojo,
you're gonna love it. We're gonna send you to Canden.
You're gonna go to Camden, New Jersey. It's it's now
you're gonna have to bleep this, Jojoe. It's it is

(45:57):
the when I heard the second when I was like,
why had I bit my cheek? I didn't know if
I was dreaming or not. I was like, this is
the best show ever. Are you all okay? Listen, We'll
look down South Jersey's rock stages.

Speaker 4 (46:11):
Stream us or art Radio. AP tickets are also the
talkback feature. Get on the talkback feature. We like to
play those back on the show.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
Oh what's that? You want to know how to use it?

Speaker 4 (46:20):
You go?

Speaker 3 (46:20):
Do you use it? iHeartRadio app. You put in WZXL.
You'll see a red microphone button. You hit that and
send us a talkback how No matter how dumb it is,
we're gonna play it.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
This is gonna sound like a flex and it's not.
Uh because I guess you could say, I'm moving into
my parents' house. Yeah, but they're they're dead. Yeah, So
mom passes away, My wife and I make the decision.
We're like, you know what, we're just gonna go get
rid of the house we have. Now we're gonna go
move in. Which you say, it's short town, you know,

(46:53):
a block from the beach, you know, it's nice, except
you know when it's not nice when it's fifty five
mile an hour win and it's cold. Yeah, yeah, over
the weekend. It's not nice. When it's November. It's not
when my awnings are ripping off. It's not nice you
have to post on my deck or blowing off the
wires and edge though, I know what you're saying. Yeah,
so yeah, I get it. Yea six months out of

(47:15):
the year, it's great. But uh so we you know,
we had a house in Maize Landing that we love
and it's that stupid big cathedral ceilings and everything like that.
So when you get a eighty five inch TV once again,
not a flex got it on sale, you man? Right?

(47:36):
Eighty five By the way, do you know Walmart's now
selling ninety eight inch TVs. I'm almost there. I have
a ninety eight inch TVs. I have one hundred and
ten inch screen that I went and got a projector
screen in my movie room. I'm almost close to just
having a huge TV up with a better quality. I'm
almost there. I saw and they're like only like eight
hundred bucks. Yeah, it's crazy. You steal a TV now,

(47:58):
makes no sense. Crazy from when we grew up what
TVs were like. Your parents bought a console TV which
was like the furniture piece. They had it for thirty years. Yeah. So,
so eighty five inch in a family room with cathedral
ceilings doesn't look that big, and it actually kind of
looks small. Now mom's house, we're downsizing a little bit.

(48:25):
So me and my son are moving stuff on Friday,
and we have to I have, you know, I have
I have to have a big piece of furniture because
I don't have. I am not hanging it. It's standing
on this piece of furniture. We bring a piece of
furniture in fits great, looks great. Now we start to
bring the TV in. Dude, I don't know if this TV.

(48:47):
I think it might hit the ceiling. Yeah, it's obnoxiously big.
It is noxiously big in this small family room. Well yeah,
because even in your mom's house, I've been there, you
probably have a wall that's eighty inches and this thing
is five inches a small ceiling. So my so, my
father in law was over on Saturday and he's six

(49:08):
six and he his head almost hits the ceiling. He's
got a dumb down, dude, It's it's insane. It's one
of these old shorehouses. And I'm like, I just got
the TV in dude, it looks like it looks ridiculous. Yeah,
it's like a whole side of a wall. It's a
whole wall. It is getting the viewing experience that you want.

(49:30):
You're watching games on it what you want. Like I
we might as well be at an AMC. We're in
eric theater. We're sitting in a movie theater because this
TV hits the ceiling.

Speaker 4 (49:42):
And I know years ago they used to say the
proper distance, like for what inch TV you had, and
how far away you should sit from that TV so
it doesn't mess up your brain. You might be about
thirty feet away from that TV is where you probably
should be sitting.

Speaker 3 (49:55):
We watched the Eagles game last night. I'm pretty sure
that Jalen Hurts pass me the BA. We're that clothes
to the TV and in the game we'll see two
and like we have like we have a nice big
like a like an oversized bedroom set, but we have
an oversized master bedroom. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (50:12):
But I could imagine going to a place where and
I've listened, I've shown houses just bedroom is like twelve
by ten.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
I couldn't put that furniture in a twelve by ten room.
Part Once again, we're downsizing. We have one of those
obnoxiously large bedrooms at our house that we're moving from,
you know with the bathroom that with a tub that
no one ever uses. We have one of those, and
my wife is really having an issue with, like trying
to downsize the master bedroom, especially closet. My wife had

(50:41):
three closets.

Speaker 4 (50:42):
Yeah, like that big dresser in your bedroom looks awesome
in that big bedroom, in the big bedroom.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
What's it gona look like in this little house. You
gonna take up whole side of the wall. Like you're
eighty five inch TV. It's it's insanity. I'm watching this
TV and I go, this is crazy, And then I
think about it makes me laugh. I think about what
would my mom think because my mom had one TV. Yeah,
she had one TV in the family room, right, and
that was it. And and it was like, I don't know,

(51:07):
a thirty five inch forty inch TV.

Speaker 4 (51:09):
Or woman's squinting trying to watch Fox Good Day and
you have a maybe five inch screen now like dude, yeah,
if I laugh, you.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
Know, she's been going I don't know, you know, three
weeks now or whatever. And I'm like, if she came back,
which would be weird, should be a ghost. Yeah, what
would she think of the house? Well, if she knew,
like like about technology, you would be like Iron Man
to her, Like you have a look at the phone.

Speaker 4 (51:30):
The phone could turn on lights. You have a ring
camera that's telling back and forth and war when people
are there.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
It's amazing too because the technology of it is like
I don't have to plug in cable lines anymore. Like
my mom was old school, like every every TV or
the TV she had had to have a cable box,
you know, Like, I'm like, you never didn't work though,
did it. It's what it was, dude. You had a
straight cable line right in there, right. But it's like

(51:57):
you know, like now everyone has rouco or you know,
fire sticks or whatever. And it's like, you could put
a TV anywhere. We put a TV in the backyard
if you wanted to. And back in the day you'd
have to run a cable line and all that nonsense.
And I think there's the same way too.

Speaker 4 (52:11):
You can get a sona wireless now and at the
top the speakers talk to one another and they know
how to do the surrounds and you guys have run wires.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
I put a TV in my mom's kitchen. Do you
know how much she would hated that, would needed that,
that you put a TV? Where? Why? Why do I
need a TV in the kitchen? You don't, But it's awesome, yes,
because as a kid growing up, that's what you wanted.
I think they had them too, for They used to
have underhead, under the counter TVs and that was like

(52:40):
a big dude. Remember they would flip down? Yeah yeah, yeah,
remember dude, I remember you remember the under the counter radio? Sure, dude, Yeah,
that's where I listened to the school closings on. Yeah,
it was. That was a big deal. And you would
have to drill it into the bottom of the cabinet.

Speaker 4 (52:54):
Rabbit ears coming at that little TV in the bag,
it's all cloudy, like, really, we just forced it under
the count.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
Why do we need it under the counter? Because dad
hates his family so much he has to have something
to entertain them. And now TVs are so disposable, like
you could put one in every room. Yeah oh yeah,
Like like, hey, I'm gonna put a TV in the
laundry room. Why would I need a TV? Ever in
the laundry room. I have eleven TVs in my house.
You my movie room, ridiculous? I have three.

Speaker 4 (53:18):
Like I'm watching football yesterday my wife comes down, I
have three TVs.

Speaker 3 (53:21):
I'm watching Sunday football. I can't. I could never just
watch one game on a Sunday now wheer it was
a big deal. Like my if my brother wanted to
watch something, I couldn't watch my show because he wanted
to watch his show.

Speaker 5 (53:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (53:32):
Meanwhile I watched Uh, I watched Boat Jackson run past
Brian Bosworth on a ten inch black and white on
Monday Night football.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
Yep, I had the black and white too, dude. I
my first Nintendo was hooked into a black and white TV.
We did a little thing in the back. Yep. You
had to unscrew it, put the little the little clips
underneath it. It was with a screwdriver. You had to
put the little clips in under the screws. And kids,
you kids have it so easy. Look we get back.
We're gonna do thing called. You think you have a bill,

(54:05):
you've got it bad. Well, you go to TikTok. And
a man was venting on TikTok the other day after
being seated on the back of a plane with around
fifteen empty seats in front of him. When he tried
to just kind of jump seats, he was told that
by the flight crew. That policy was, you can't do that. Yeah,

(54:26):
I hate it, but I know it's a policy. I
get it. It's not about getting the comfort zone seat.
According to aviation experts, it has to do with weight
and balance of the flights. Before flight takes off, KATE
agents calculate the balance of the plane based on where
passengers are sitting and where cargo was placed inside the plane.

(54:47):
Even an insignificant change can affect how much fuel plane
burns mid flight and its ability to take off and
land properly. So when you get stuck in the back
and there's open seats, that's you know, that's why it's
only one guy though. I get that. But if you
you know, he had a bunch of people trying to
switch up and go to one side. It is nice. Though.

Speaker 4 (55:05):
If I'm on a flight and I used to be
able to do it, I'd move to a seat where
there's three available, and I just I strapped myself in
and then I laid down on the seats.

Speaker 3 (55:13):
Dude, I flew by myself to Jamaica, maybe like twelve
thirteen years ago, and I was meeting friends down there.
And I get on the plane, sitting in a row
of three, and everyone's walking right, they're coming in, coming in.
No one's sitting next to me. Dude. Nothing happier than

(55:36):
when that flight attendant shuts that door. Yes, and I go,
I got a whole row to myself, yep, And across
from me it was. It was a small plane. Across
me was the flight attendant and he was just chilling
and so me and him were like just chit chatting.
But dude, I had my laptop laid out like I

(55:57):
it was a couch. I had a couch yep. For
one time in my life. It's probably the only time
it's ever gonna happen. An entire row to myself on
a plane. You close that door, You're like, yes, I
got a seat next to me that's wide open. I
worry about it. When you visit another country, it's important
to know the laws of the land, and the laws
of your home country might not apply in Dubai. This

(56:18):
is where a lot of people get screwed up because
Dubai is a Muslim country, so they abide by a
lot of Muslim law. One of those laws involves selfies.
Everyone wants to show off Dubai. It's cool place, Dubai
is very cool. But apparently if you take a selfie
and there's strangers in the back in the picture and

(56:39):
you post it, it's called a breach of privacy and
it's one hundred and thirty five thousand dollars. Fine, if
those people complain about it, just do away with the
selfie altogether. I could do away with that too, But
it's dude, it's it's I'm sure your wife's the same way,
because your wife's like my wife. It's not one selfie,

(56:59):
it's one t two selfies, man, And they're like, now
I don't like the way this one looks. Let's take another.
I don't like how this one. Let's take another. We
did it on Saturday night.

Speaker 4 (57:09):
This is my good side. I don't like the way
I look here. And then if you have two girls,
they have to have the person.

Speaker 3 (57:14):
Both of them had that the perfect picture, dude, and
I'm like, can we just take a picture just and
here's the thing. It's never me because then it's like
the picture she picks. I look like I have stroke face,
like you know, and it's like, okay, so you care
about you, but me, I look like I'm dying.

Speaker 5 (57:32):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
In Missulua, Montana, a fifty three year old James Howard
was involved in a rear end colision. Police said that
was caused by distracted driving. However, the distraction in question
had nothing to do with texting or messaging, but and
not even playing with the radio. It seems the man

(57:54):
had missed the rest stop and he needed the pee,
so he crashed his car by doing what Jojo, there's
this car, Why would you do that? He missed the
rest stop? The pitch Oh, he's trying to peet up bottle.
He had a Budweiser can, which, by the way, he's driving.
He had a Budweiser can and he was trying to

(58:16):
pee in the Budweiser not even close, and he ended
up crashing his car. First of all, you're very dangerously
close to the metal lip on. That can't It's like
a sixteen or twenty four ounce can. That's a tough one.
Even a bottle's tough. Yeah, Or you need a thermos.
You gotta fully put the whole shaft in the head
of your penis into something I've done. Coffee mugs colle

(58:41):
mugs are fine because they're wide open like that. Yeah, yeah,
but the problem is there's you pee too much and
then you got to cut it off and like dump
it out and coming on the side of your car. Yeah,
it's all bad. But yeah, a bud because here's the problem.
Like I think a cop once again sucks you crash
your car, but a cop would probably understand, like, hey,

(59:01):
I peed in a Snapple bottle. Okay, all right, I
get it. But when you say you're peeding a Budweiser can,
it's like the CoP's going to be like, well, why
was there a Budweiser can. It's another question you had
to ask you. Yeah, there you go. Those people they
haven't bet you not so much. Isy's rock station and
z Xcel more shot. I don't know. I just probably
realized over the weekend how much a pizza costs if

(59:23):
you have it sent to your house. Dude, it's ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (59:27):
I usually order, and I guess this is why I
didn't think about it. I usually order like two wherever
I do it, I'm gonna order two pizza. Sure, I
got my mom my brother, they're watching my kids.

Speaker 3 (59:35):
So I order.

Speaker 4 (59:36):
So I'm going to dinner and I think that I
I thought that I told the girl too cheese pizzas.
So I'm on the phone or whatever, so I guess
I guess she she misheard me and staid it was one.
So I asked, I said, well, okay, how much is
He's like, it's it's twenty two something. You want to
leave a tip on for the drive. I'm like, yeah, yeah,
he used to be.

Speaker 3 (59:53):
Growing up, it was five bucks, dude, Yeah, it was
like five six bucks. I remember there was a place
it was like two for ten growing up, and that
was like what we would get, like two large cheese pizzas.
It was two for ten. You tip the guy two
bucks and that was it. It was Friday. It was
a treat and it was cheap. And then that's why
you did pizzas. And I know, I'll tell you pizza plant, dude,

(01:00:13):
it costs less than two dollars to make a pizza.
This is where you went wrong. You go to Walmart.
They got a big pizza, like the size that you
get from a pizza place. Oh yeah, I know what
you're talking about. And they're like five ninety nine, and
I do when I like, when you know, you know,
babysitters or kids are staying by themselves, I'll throw a
couple of those in the oven. Dude. I saved myself

(01:00:35):
a ton of money. Yeah, and we usually do. If
it was just the kids and like the heavy babysitter
that we had, then she would have been like pizza, yeah,
but it's it's my mom and brother. So yeah, my brother,
he always says I'm cheap. So I'm like, I got
to order you something. I'm surprised you didn't want a
sandwich and wings and everything else. But so I hang
with sea. That's my wife's problem. My wife can't just
order a pizza. It's ordering a pizza and then a

(01:00:58):
lot of other stuff besides, and you don't even want
the pizza side or one really ups the price. So
I hang out the phone. It's like twenty two dollars whatever.
She's like, you only ordered one. It's like, no, it
was twenty two two pizza right right right. I'm like,
you know, I told her too, it was twenty two dollars. Like,
I'm telling you ordered one. So I called back. I said,
I order one or two. She's like one cheese pizza

(01:01:19):
and I want Here's what I did. I By the way,
you just want straight cheese, no toppings. Yeah, I don't
know what that is. How much could bacon or pepperoni
cost another three or four dollars? Cheese is fine, especially
for my fantasy serial killer move, just to order a
cheese pizza, just cheese. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:01:34):
Yeah, there's obviously frey kids that are some type of
danger at my house, and the guy guys like can
I walk in your house?

Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
And second round they serve in jail. It's just it's
just straight cheese, peap may Brother's right, maybe I end cheese.
I said it as I said, did I order? Wanted
Twosh's like one cheese pizza delivery? I said, And I
know there's negotiating. There's no negotiators. I don't all right, sweetheart, sweetheart,
look what's your what's your final number?

Speaker 4 (01:01:59):
When I wanted to hear or her say it, I
wanted you to think about it. And again, I know
you're you're some high school girl. You have no say either,
but I wanted to hear you say it. I said,
So you're telling me it's twenty two dollars for one
cheese pizza. I just want you to say that.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
That nuts. She's like, well, it's three dollars for delivery.
It's okay. So we're nineteen dollars for just the cheese pizza.
Think about that. Go back to your book, go back
to Antonio or whoever you're talking about, and say, yeah,
you know this guy thinks a little bit cheap. It's
a little bit expensive, dude, It's insane. It's in it.
They when we order takeout, I know it's gonna be
sixty sixty five bucks. And then I got a tip.

(01:02:36):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:02:37):
And my wife she picks up. She goes out with
her friends on Friday night to Atlantic City. She picks
up dinner.

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
What do you dude? What's you are? Is she cheating
on you? She was all over the place, one away
and running around Atlantic City two nights in a row.
So what do you think she spent on her and
two friends. And again two friends are there, they're they're
good friends, say yeah, but she they're not.

Speaker 4 (01:02:55):
They'll do very well, I guess. And they're talking about
money poles. So my wife's like, listen, I felt obligated
to pick up dinner. What do you think my wife
spent on dinner to.

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
Our friends three people all together, yeah, three hundred dollars, yeah,
to three hundred dollars dropped five forty on Saturday night
at dinner. Now, I mean we split it up. It
was you know, it was a bunch. It was probably
out of five six people. Yeah, uh, six people, six people,
five five forty. Yeah, and my wife picked up the
whole thing.

Speaker 4 (01:03:20):
And then we spent another two fifty because we picked
up our couples because they we use your wife to.

Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
That thing where it's like, oh it's a company. Uh
put it on my real estate card. It's a company
rush a company meeting, so I can put it on
the company. We put on our real estate card and
we bought stuff on it. Well probably our account squeezes
every dime out anyway, it doesn't matter. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
we're making up diseases that we donated too. Yeah, everybody,
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