MONDAY 11-25-24

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Why up.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
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Speaker 1 (00:34):
And this show.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Isn't it?

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Man?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
What's happening good Monday morning to you?

Speaker 4 (00:54):
I said something and I thought it would be funny,
but I don't think the person thought it was funny.
So I'm bowling on Saturday morning. My wife and I
ran out ransom errands and she's trying to to get
her bowling up the parks in a bowling league, and
it's from practice. It's fun I love, man. You go
out and hang out, especially early in the morning, there's

(01:14):
nobody there. It's like eleven am. So there was a
couple next to us and they get all ready. They're
getting the balls ready, right, I think. I don't know
if they were just dating or maybe engaged. I definitely
weren't married. So he's trying to impress the broad cute
cute girl. Yeah, how would be talking? Howld's this couple

(01:35):
mid twenties the early thirties, and they're there that early
on a Saturday, Saturday, you know, knocking back and knocking
back some bruise, and so he goes up, throws the
ball and falls down.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Wow. Yeah, that's embarrassing. So I'm up.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
I'm up, and I'm doing that thing where I'm letting
him go, but I'm still standing there and I turned
on him because he's right next to me. I turned
on then I go, I didn't see anything.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
That's it. That's the response. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
He kind of give me a dirty look and then
just turned away and never talk to us again.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Wow. Because there's a lot of other things you could
have said. Ye could have been laughing hysterically.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
Like but how and like how embarrassing You're trying that
You're trying to impress your girl, right, and you go.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Out there and you fall down.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
Yeah, I mean like like the like out of a cartoon.
The ball was too heavy for and help, but his
hand has come out of him and the ball both
go down the lane.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
I throw like aggressively, and there's times where I kind
of go down on a knee. Yeah, but I got
a few celebrations, man, Like if I can, I know
the ball's headed in the right direction, and I know
it's going to be a strike. I do a thing
where I try to get down on a knee. I
pretend like I'm a sharp shooter and I shoot it.
You know, I'll pull out the six guns like bam,
or I just turn around, just put my hands up
when it hits and hope for a strike, man, because

(02:46):
it looks cool. If not, you know, you got two
pins there, you look like a dummy.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
Uh yeah, but what do you do? What do you
have a celebration for when you fall down?

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Yeah? Man, that's uh embarrassing. Yeah, that's embarrassing. Yeah, And
I'm a hit or miss man. I can have good
games where I throw it straight to the other ones. Man,
it's like, I don't know, I just coy.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
I was the king of missing one, so I would
I would just leave one. And and that's there's nothing
more frustrating than that.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Yeah, I'm tellous of the guys that spin the ball
man that little cur to do that and it just
hugs right on the bumper man and it comes back
in and strikes man as Wow, yeah awesome. Yeah, but yeah,
the fault had to impress your girl.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
The first throw, I mean it was his first throw
and he falls.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Down you know what, too hard man. You don't have
to go in so hard with them. Let the ball
do the work. It's like golf. And the thing is,
you got to watch those shoes, man. Those shoes are slippery. Yeah,
I supposed to slide down there. Hey, everybody, Monday, we'll
dive into that. We're gonna find a ZXL work force
employee of the Day today.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
Marshall Tucker Band tickets. We'll have Marshall Tucker Band tickets
for you coming up.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Actually, just a little bit one to point seven CXL,
South Jersey's rock station z XL one he show. Good morning, everybody, do.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
It, lie, I'll write it and we'll do it.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
Lit and things sucks of Scotty, good morning or some
news felt. US President elect Donald trumps sentencing for his
May criminal conviction has once again been delayed. It's the
third time sentencing has been pushed back since Trump was
found guilty for his role in a cover up of
USh money payments. So Trump has yet to learn his fate.

(04:17):
The judge gave Trump's lawyers until December. Second final motion.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Seeking to dismiss the case out right, Well, I know
that Brad guy wants to move one case back four
years till he's not president. Well, that's what it is.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
It's all because there's there's laws out there. You can't
you know, you can't go after a sitting president. Maybe
he just sits down and we come up with a compromise.
Here this sounds like this, Well, this is one of
the like the real, real shaky ones where I think
they're just going to throw it out. Hondai and Kia
are recalling more than two hundred and eight thousand electric
vehicles due to a problem. You know what that problem is, Jojo,

(04:52):
they explode, We'll just shut off while driving.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
It's still the semana to run with the electric cars,
electric city guys, and it's a computer run in that car.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
It covers one hundred and forty five thousand Hondaian genesiss
including the I own Nick five, I own Nicked six,
and the Genesis GV sixty, Genesis GV seventy, and Genesis
G eighty models.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Buddy has a couple buddies have this this Tesla, and
all it is is there's nothing to it other than
a computer. I'm like, you know, I shut down my
computer probably once a week, like a hard reboot. Yahs
really good. Can I do that when I want to?
Ninety five? I don't think so. Yeah, it just shuts
down while you're driving.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
Wendy's announced plans to close one hundred and forty restaurants
by the end of the year, citing underperforming locations. These
locations are expected to close within the next few months
and are additioned to another one hundred locations the company
said would close in May. However, the company said it
would open. It would open close to the same set
it would open, oh, open close to the same amount

(05:57):
of locations to all set the closures and more profitable
areas for the fast food giant, it's shit.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
I go Wah Wah with a double cheese burger, then
I go Wendy's after that, then I go Burger King,
then mcney.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
I did you know when I ate fast food, dude,
the Wendy Spicy Chicken sandwich. Yeah, some good stuff. Their
French fries are great too. But I don't think about Wendy's, like,
you know, when I think about fast food, it's still
maybe it's just because I was an eighties kid, nineties kid,
like it's the first two to come to the mind
or McDonald's and Burger King.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Well, like Burger King, the burgers are like, don't they're
too perfect. Wendy's. Wendy's is just sloppy, like the buns
are kind of like it's a little soggy. There's cheese
coming off the side of it.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
Man, it was I remember as a kid, Wendy's was
almost like what Chick fil A is now a little
classier because remember I had like a salad bar, that's right.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Then you could get a baked potato.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
Yes, right, So it was a little classier than a
McDonald or a Burger King.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Yeah, it was a restaurant. Yeah, that's news. What about sports?

Speaker 4 (06:58):
Eagles beat the Rams thirty seven twenty it's covered spread.
Maybe I want to I want to dive into your brain.
You're New York Giants, God are not doing well?

Speaker 1 (07:12):
No? Oh no, Daniel Jones. They they they literally kicked
him out of town. It was so bad yesterday. So
so when you see the guy that they gave up
in sa Quon Park have a day like they have
a night like last night thirty five Yeah, yeah, broken
Eagles rerecorde he had three over three hundred if you

(07:35):
include passing. Yeah, it's pretty good. Does it kill you?
He wouldn't do that there, See, he was smart. He
went with a team with a good line and a
couple offensive weapons. Man, the guy's a stunt. He's always
been a stunt and it just sucks for you. It
happened in the division, it would be like you and
I blocking for him. He would have negative five yards
if I were doing that. Ravens Chargers. That's gonna be

(07:57):
tonight for Monday Night football.

Speaker 4 (07:58):
Clippers beat the six Ers one twenty five ninety nine
because the Sixers are awful. Sixers Rockets. That's gonna be
on Wednesday. Rockets already won Flyers Golden Knights. That's gonna
beat tonight. There you go, that's news that sports.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Yeah. I don't think all three have played together yet
for the Sixers. Have they beats out again? Have we
seen him be it came back and now he's out
with a swollen knee. Dude, you gotta get you gotta
be got He got to man. Apparently it's a it's
an ego thing. He wants out, so he's he's he's
he's acting like this so he can get traded. He's
just lazy. That's what it is lazy and hurt and uh,

(08:31):
I can play basketball, dude, who was the MVP last year?
They can? They take Allen Iverson's heart out of his
body and then put it in the beads. It's tough, dude.
And then now, so now what are we gonna have
a rebuilding process? What they call it?

Speaker 4 (08:43):
They know the process. We're gonna have another process. Uh,
Sunday today, Barkley play today?

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Maybe he's doctor Jay. Up to Sunday today, High to
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year Tuesday, Mark Rain, I have the sixty forty two
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z XLS after Jersey's Rock Stations EXL more Show. So,
my seven year old is scared to death of me.

(09:14):
It is, but but I don't give him a reason
to Now, there's been times where I call it breaking
a child, and that's where I go. I overreact a
little bit, but I have to because you're so out
of line. I want you to know, Hey, there is
a dark side to dad, where stop doing these things.
I got to yell my kid last night, he's just
doing stupid things like uh, like he's teasing the brother

(09:35):
and I'm like stop and they don't stop. Stop, they
don't stop. Then I gotta flip out and go nuts.
May got break these kids. Gotta yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
gotta yell yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
Like my little guy man, he just like he refuses
to finish stuff, like he'll get a snack right, and
he's big about doing it himself now, right, and he's twelve.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
You shouldn't be independent. I like that. But there's an
afterman of what he does.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
Right, there's like spills on the counter, there's crumbs, right.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
The cabinet door is wide open. I learned it from
watching you, mom, And.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
I'm like, dude, I'm like yeah, like even this morning,
like you like last night, before Betty took a shower,
I I walk into the bathroom closed on the floor, Ye, dude,
to the point you can't even open the door.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
And how do you argue they're right next to your
wife's clothes. They're left there too. Well, that's the thing.

Speaker 4 (10:24):
So him and I, you know, him and his sisters
share a bathroom, So his sister's.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Stuff is all over the sink and I'm like, I'm
like like me both of you. So, uh, I guess
it's Friday. He can't find his little the tender Switch.
He plays on the iPad when he gets his video
game time plays Minecraft. So we can't find the switch.
So here we are. She's my wife is calling the neighbors.
Where was the last time we had it. We're checking
the cars, we're checking the house. We can't find it.

(10:48):
Ye been there. So now she's cleaning up his room
and uh, I guess there was pictures that I was
supposed to hang out weeks ago, but I haven't yet.
I'll get to it. Dad's busy, so she she's pulling
these pictures out. There's the switch stuck behind the pictures
and one of the paddles is just broken, kind of broken,
half dangling off the side of the switch, and there's
no fixing that. You can clearly see that this thing

(11:10):
was placed there two hide it from everyone.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
Oh okay, so he knew it was up. It wasn't
broken because it was shoved there. It was broken. He
was trying to hide.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
He knew it was up. Now this is one of
those things where I sit down, I have a moment
saying buddy, it wasn't an accident. Yeah, okay, and you'll
find I'm but dad, it's gonna cave and say, hey,
you know what, I'm the sucker. I'm be like then,
I'm gonna go buy you a new one because I
know it was an accident. You're my son. I love you.
Case closed and their story. I'm not gonna get mad
at you for doing for this happening because it was

(11:38):
an accident. He smashing against the wall. But it was
a dumb move because now you pissed us off because
for a day and a half we're looking for the
stupid switch that we think is lost. I give a
lot of credit for trying to hide it. Like my
little guy won't even do that.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
Like you know the hooks that go like next to
windows and like drapes can like drape over them. Yeah, right,
Like there's like little decorative hooks right that my wife
puts up so the drapes.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
On the sign to make a nice old Yeah, it
comes down like you're in a movie theater.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
Uh and uh so she has him in my little
guy's room, Dude.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
One of them is ripped out of the wall and
dangling there. How's that happen? There's a hole in the
wall where the screw got ripped out, and I go
and I could, dude, like what what?

Speaker 4 (12:23):
And I know exactly what happened. He was goofing around,
horsing around in his room and he probably whacked it
and it ripped out of the wall. Okay, you come
to me and say, ah, man, I haven't I hadn't
you know I did this? I'm so sorry? How can
we fix it? It's the dude, what happened?

Speaker 1 (12:39):
I don't know? Yeah, okay, you didn't you you don't
know that you just ran full force into this hook
and ripped it out of a wall, and you were
doing what kids do. That's why I had no problem
with that, Like fix you get hit in the eye
with a nerf dart. Okay, you were being a kid,
like it's not that big of a deal. Yeah. So
my wife asked, well, listen, why why didn't you tell
why you trying to hide it? Because Daddy will kill me. No,

(13:03):
Daddy's not gonna k kill Daddy will kill you. Daddy'll
be a little a little pissed off because I found
out this SEMs like eighty dollars for the pair, but
I was like, I'm more pissed off the fact that
you listen, man, you lie, bro that's the I'm trying
to embed it into his head. Do whatever you want
to do, just don't lie man. The facting, the court,
the house, dude, oh my god, because it always will
bite you in the end. It is like, what do

(13:24):
you think was gonna happen? I was more pissed that
I thought you lost a three hundred dollars stupid switch.
Then hey, Dad, you know what it broke. I'm like, okay,
it clearly broke. I know I don't see you smashing
things against the wall. I said, okay, it broke, and
you're dumby. Because I'm a sucker, I would have just
brought you a new one.

Speaker 4 (13:40):
My oldest son, remember last year, dude, he did a
whole semester of college, well the first couple of weeks
of a semester, and he's telling me and his mom,
yeah you know, and it's he's going to the to
the to the satellite campus, and he's commuting, and he's
living with my ex wife and and we're like okay, but.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
I'm seeing things aren't adding up. And then finally after
about a month, Right, he had to come clean. He
wasn't going he never even signed up for class. Yeah,
what was the end result? That's what I said to him.

Speaker 4 (14:10):
I said, I, you know, my ex wife calls me
up and she's flipping out and and for good reason. Yeah,
and I so I said, all right, I'll talk to him.
And I didn't yell, I didn't scream. I said, dude,
what was the end goal?

Speaker 1 (14:22):
Right? That's what it was. What's the end? Like? What
did you think was gonna happen here? I had to
sit down with my kid yesterday. He just had a
conversation at the table, and that's what I do. I
don't I said, listen, bro, I don't yell. I don't
overreact anymore. I'm too old for it. Not gonna deal
with it. So I sat him down and had to
have the question like or the talk that listen, I'm
just disappointed, like yourself, were you gonna do fake graduation? Hey?
Yeah you know that, dude. I can't like they didn't

(14:43):
call my name to go get my my degree? Man?
You believe that? Yeah, I'm like, dude, I'm like, I'm
like this is ridiculous, Like like I honestly, and if
he had a good end game, I'd be like, Okay,
I have a little more respect for you, because at
least he had an endgame.

Speaker 4 (14:57):
But he didn't. There was no He did it for
girl and that was it. And the best is, are
you gonna tell dad? My wife's like, of course, I'm
gonna tell your dad. Your dad's gonna know everything.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
It's like it's a it's ten thirty, I'm driving back
from Borgata and I get this phone call. I'm like,
I gotta deal with all this. Well, I will tell
you what, man, there is there is that thing where
like a dad doesn't.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
Want to have to deal with his wife and a
wife doesn't have to want to deal with the husband
when it comes to kids. Like my dad found a
bunch of pot on on me when I was fifteen,
and I remember him saying, he goes, I'm not even
gonna tell your mother, Yeah, because you know what, I
don't want to have to deal with it.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Right, Yeah, you don't want any that. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
That was like and I kind of got it because
my mom was crazy and I'm like, okay, And he
did me a solid. He took the weed, but he
did me a solid, but I get that where like
I don't want to have to deal with my wife
because she's gonna flip out not only on the kid
but also on me.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
And now you're off the hook. Now you're like, now
this all pushed out. Now now, now we're in cahoots
now and some mom Yeah, look we get back. Well
we knock out some rockteck. Oh you know what, Let's
do this. Yeah, let's uh, let's do this.

Speaker 4 (16:08):
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(16:31):
for you and it's a one hit wonder. But I mean,
the guy's dead, so I got to talk about it.
Mike Panera, Uh he he was in a band and
then he started a bread company.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
Come on, is that real? Because that's what I was
thinking Panera Bread. No, I don't have anything to do
with Panera Bread.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
I don't think the lead singer of Blues Image started
Panera Bread. But I could be wrong, not one hundred
percent on that.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (16:53):
He died at seventy six over the weekend. What was
the one hit that Blues Image had Jojo? Now you
as a DJ, I bet you've spun this.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
Song with what? Never had somebody come up to me
and say, hey, can you play Blues Image.

Speaker 4 (17:07):
Ride cap Din Ride on this mystery ship?

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (17:12):
Yeah, I only know that because I worked at an
ice cream parlor in high school and it was fifties.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
Theme and they had a jukebox.

Speaker 4 (17:22):
But in the jukebox it had like a bunch of
classic rock songs and people would play Ride, Captain Ride
because there was only maybe like thirty songs fro.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
The whole juwkebox. Yeah, I know the song and it
would play over and over again. So yeah, so he's dead,
and look man, they opened up a Blues Image opened
up for Cream, Frank Zappa, Jimmy Hendricks, The Grateful Dead,
the Yardbirds, led Zeppelin, and he apparently was really good
friends with Jimmy Pageant if you made any money. I mean,
where were we living, Just like a suburban area like

(17:52):
your house at developed.

Speaker 4 (17:53):
But it looks like he had a pretty good career
after Blues Image, where he just was kind of a
be bounced around. He was an iron butterfly. Then he
was in Alice Cooper's band for a little bit. So
so yeah, you know, but it's that thing. People just
want to hear that one hit. They want to hear
a ride cap and Rode. Lou Graham from Foreigner said
he's planning to retire in twenty twenty five. He said

(18:13):
he's going to release a solo album in January and
then go back out on the road, and that's gonna
be it for Lou Graham from Foreigner. A lot of
people are disappointed that he's not reuniting with Foreigner, but
I think that's an issue with the band that's touring
now has Foreigner. I don't think they want them to
come back in the band. So I know you're a

(18:36):
big Foreigner fan, Jojo.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
A little hot Blooded. My dad had the album. I
wanted to check it and see, yeah that one. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:44):
I mean, I don't know Lou Graham. I know he's
got a big head. Every time I see a picture
of a big cap. No, he's got physically a big head.
Like I have a big head too, So like I
see other people with big heads and I'm like, I'm like,
we're in the big head club.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
There's a kid in my son's jiu jitsu class man.
He's got this real oversized gear. It's got a big head.
It looks like like like I can't wear hats like
the big like the cartoon with the baby, and he's
got that real big head and it looks like that
like this guy's gonna be a mad scientist. Huge head.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
Man.

Speaker 4 (19:13):
If you go down the Disney Hollywood studios for the
last twenty twenty five years, you've been able to go
on a roller coaster and it was Aerosmith theme, right.
It was like a rock and roll roller coaster and
you would go in there and like Aerosmith would like
be on the screens and like tell you about how
you know I'm awesome. It's gonna be Kids are like,
who's aerosit who's the old who's the old woman?

Speaker 1 (19:35):
About the ride? It's done.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
They're shutting the Aerosmith Rock and roller coaster down after
twenty some odd years and they're gonna replace it with.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
A Muppets themed roller coaster, the same roller coaster, same everything,
where you put some Muppet decals on.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
Dude, they're just spray painting it with different color and
they're gonna throw a Kermit on it. And so so
you and Tyler's now animal. So it's uh, it's sort
of sad and and and here's the here's the thing.
They I think they're even bringing out the guys in
like Motley Crue to help the Muppets with this roller coast. Wow,
so Aerosmith got the shah, like, okay, why not incorporate

(20:14):
Aerosmith with the Muppets, right right? So that's uh yeah,
I remember, I think I've been on that before. It's
been there forever. There you go, some rocks.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
We are the ZX Morning Show right here, one hundred
point seven ZXL SAP, Jerseys rock station. I did some
bowling over the weekend. I threw some rocks. I thought
was that an early morning Saturday thing?

Speaker 4 (20:36):
I was, uh yeah, we were there at eleven am
when they first opened.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
I was a borgatta playing craps at nine. So here
you go, right up the road. Both of us are degenerates.

Speaker 4 (20:46):
Rod, You're right, you know, my wife's got I got
a beer, my wife's got a mimosa.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
I'm walking into the casino.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
I'm like, look at these losers and we're bowling. Yeah,
and there we are. So we were the first. No,
there was one couple that beat us. So my wife
and I had a morning date where we went up
to a great Italian market Baglioni's up in Hammett, right,
so she loves that joint.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
So we go up there. Man, that plays is a manhouse.

Speaker 4 (21:12):
So the point, I gotta give a lot of credit
to this, this Italian market bagliannies. It's so packed, right,
and this is not even for the holidays. It's just
always packed. That the husbands drop off the wives, right
and this when you walk in there, dude, you're thrown
back to like a sixties or seventies supermarket. Yeah, it's
like that you haven't updated anything. Yeah that's cool, man,

(21:32):
it's all yeah. Man, So so many husbands just drop
off the wives and sit in the car and wait
that they put a porta potty in the parking lot.
And I'm not even I'm not kidding. It's for the
husband sitting there, so the wives can go in there
and run around and shop.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
How many Italian gold horns did you see around the necklace? There?
Some Italians, right, But that's that's what hamton is. How
much hair coming out the back of the shirt or
the sweater from the bottom of the neck. Who's a
lot of irocks in the parking lot. So I'm talking
about the women.

Speaker 4 (22:06):
So then afterwards, Uh, there's a bowling alley right down
the road, Dionado, I believe it is.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Yeah, another Italian joint.

Speaker 4 (22:13):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's all cash.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
So so we I google it and it's like it
opens up at eleven.

Speaker 4 (22:21):
It's like ten to fifty, right, So I'm like, all right,
So we're like literally in the parking lot waiting for
this bowling alley to open. So we go and we
start bowling, and there's there's another couple a couple of.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Lanes down, and then they do that thing.

Speaker 4 (22:36):
And I don't understand why bowling alleys do this when
there's nobody there, Like it's great, kind of have the
place to ourselves, right, but then like a family comes
and they put them right next to us.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Right, you got so much space there.

Speaker 4 (22:49):
There's so much like there's nine other lanes available, ten
other lanes available, and you put them right next to us.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Put one on four and one on fourteen.

Speaker 4 (22:56):
So then I'm watching it and I guess the sun
who was I mean old enough to know better, didn't
really grasp bowling. And they have a thing where when
you cross the line, an alarm goes off. Yeah it's
a foul, right, yeah, right, dude. Every time this kid
went up to throw the ball, he crossed the line
and to the point where even the dad had to

(23:18):
like say, like, dude, you keep crossing the line. Is
this kid about fifteen sixteen? Yea old enough to know better?
And the end, dude, there's an alarm that goes off,
and I'm like, I'm like, hey, we're right next to you.
Watch me like like this is like here, I'm not
crossing the line. That alarm is not going off. And

(23:38):
I'm like, man, like, how do you go so many
years not have grasp how to bowl?

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Right? If you're doing it as a joke in your buddies,
I get it, like you're trying to throw the ball
real hard and all that, but if you're actually just bowling,
just understand there's a foul line there. But then then
and then it happened again. So we have one couple
to our right, and then all of a sudden, like
we're we're all like, we're about to leave, We're getting
close to the leaf, and the dude puts another couple
to our left. Yeah, and I'm like, dude, I'm not kidding, man,

(24:06):
the whole place is empty. Yeah, it's awkward. I'm like,
what are you, Like, why are you doing that? Because
you go up there at the same time, you got
to honor whoever it's at first, you know, you know
bowl at the same time, there's an etiquette the bowling,
and it's a pain.

Speaker 4 (24:16):
And it's that it's not always awkward thing where you're
almost sharing a computer, you know, and it's it's like,
I don't think quasi kind of have to make friends
with the people that you're sharing lanes with.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
You put a funny name in the hot husband, you
put a hot husband in hot husband. Yeah, it's always
the fun part. Yeah, you try to see where profanity
you can get away. I was going to use the
sea where yeah cut down that big c X.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
So yeah, so you know, trying to my wife's in
a bowling league. I was trying to give her some
some tips.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
You bowl a lot. She did not, Dude, I had
an okay showing yeah, which, yeah, I was gonna ask
what the score was?

Speaker 4 (24:55):
Uh I broke. I broke a buck fifty to out
in three games. Okay, not awful, not embarrassing, not yeah,
yeah yeah. My wife had a forty eight, a.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
Four and an eight. That's only forty eight pins. So
she was having enough.

Speaker 4 (25:17):
At one point, she said, I believe the building is
tilted one way.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
I know what I like that when green the wrong way? Well,
you just you tell her to put a throw up
thumb up right when you finish out, you should have
your thumbs train's yeah, I said, lick your thumb and
see where the which way the wind's going? Do you
do that thing where you put your hand over top
of that vent which I never understood. It's supposed to
dry your hand down your hands. That always looks like
you know, I always do it what I'm doing, and

(25:43):
so uh so she she she said the building was
tilted one way. Uh she didn't like the holes and
the balls. Yeah, I get it, yeah, facing yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:52):
And so she was. She she wasn't very Uh, yeah,
she was. She wasn't very happy with with her outing.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Well, she sounds like she needs a custom ball that
would be working.

Speaker 4 (26:02):
We're working on that. Yeah, and I gotta I think
I gotta. I have a pair of bowling shoes. They're
about thirty years old. I think I gotta retire them.
They don't have the the the swish in them that
they used to.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Look. Uh, we're playing on wood weeke head back, man,
we'll knock out some headlines. This report is conspiracy Corner
one hundred point seven z XL SO out Jerseys Rock Station,
Gary G. Garcia in studio a holiday weekend, Holiday week.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
I should say, uh and uh, we're kicking it off
with a conspiracy corner.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
What are there Thanksgiving Day conspiracies? I don't know, man,
I guess.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
Yeah, we robbed. We robbed the land of some people.
You didn't really go down the way we think it
went down.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
Here's the thing. I don't care. I'm gonna keep it real.
I don't care. I'm just glad I was I was
on the winning side. Yeah, I'm glad, chicken, Yeah, call
me a but I'm glad that my forefathers were vicious
enough to build this beautiful country and keep it. Yeah,
because the reality is when we came and took it,
it's not like we took it from the original settlers.
They were taking it left and right from each other.
We just came and took it and maintained. You really

(27:14):
want to maintain if you went up a constitution and
stuff and everybody couldn't test yourself to do that.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
And I'll tell you, man, if you want to educate
yourself on Native Americans to they went the war with
each other. Yeah, it was like they say, I believe
it's the Apaches are like some of the most brutal people.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Like they like they were doing the most crazy children
and women.

Speaker 4 (27:35):
And that's where like you know, they talked about where
they would scalp you and stuff like.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
And they I mean, they would go to war.

Speaker 4 (27:41):
And there was a lot of peaceful Native Americans too,
but man, they had some warring Native Americans that were
just crazy.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
It was a violent time, very violent, you know what
I'm saying, Like you get you can't look at back then.
I'm glad I was on the winning side.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
And here's the thing.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
I'm glad that I get to step off the reservation.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
The no law either, you know, like like it wasn't
like we had you know, the property lines.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
Nah, it was.

Speaker 4 (28:07):
It was it was if a crew came in, They're
they're taking there, they're taking you out.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
And the truth is is and it's still kind of
like that, yes, in a sense. I mean Ukraine going
and they're taking over some stuff, right, Okay, Gary is
going on, and they take over land when they when
they win.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
No, this will probably get us, uh, you know, the
government watching us.

Speaker 4 (28:26):
But Jojo and I were talking to last week, like
is it weird that we were softening up on Putin?
Like I feel like I'm like I kind of understand
Putin a little bit more.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
I mean, listen, people forget that we that we were
in alliance with them at one point. When you hear
him talk, you can't help but sit there. If this
is the thing, I don't speak Russian. Yeah, see that's
the problem. He's talking. They're giving me a translation. I
don't know what they're translating, is uh what he's saying.
But if it is what he's saying and you're listening

(28:56):
to him, I mean, the dude, is that's the kind
of president you want?

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Yeah? You know what we had in the last four
years with.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
The dude comes riding up on a horse with no shirt,
looking like he should be doing a Cologne commercial.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
That's the guy leading me in the war.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean listen, he he war that
things very we started it. It's not even a conspiracy.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
When the wall, I guess they're not doing it.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
When he agreed to bring down the wall. When they
agreed to bring down the wall. The rule was that
NATO would not move anywhere near them, and they're moving
they they're trying to move NATO near into the Ukraine.
They want Ukraine to be part of NATO and all that.
That's what started this because we said we won't go
anywhere near you, and then we decided to build you know,

(29:46):
army bases and stuff right near them. It's no different
than if if we made a deal with them and
they said, listen, we'll never build no military near you,
and then they're building one in Mexico and.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Then outside Putin. But I'll tell you the other guy's wacky. Anyway, Man, the.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
Ukraine, everybody went. The first time I came on your show,
you found out you were like, oh, you're into conspiracies.
He said, what do you think about Ukraine? And what
did I say? You got to first prove to me
that there is a Ukraine. I ain't never been there.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
And you were on the show I think with the
Ukrainian guy.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
Yeah, so he says he's also a liar, so he's
probably is coming.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
Home, like what are we getting into?

Speaker 3 (30:29):
Yeah, man, I mean like I forget about all the
money that's going out there. It's a money laundering operation.
That's what the whole thing is. We're just out there
wandering money. They ain't even keeping track of what we're
sending them, and they don't even know what they're doing
with the money. But here's one for you man, for
the holidays on for you to think about your girl,
Your girl Taylor Swift ye t swizzle, t swizzle.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
The conspiracy is that she's actually Troy Savan, the Australian
actors singer songwriter.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Okay, that sounds like a look at the look at
the pitch.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
Let me see here they look alike and they got
videos and is this a guy or it's a guy who's.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Very so she's a trans.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
It's a guy who they claim pretty close. Man, it's
a guy who they you know, he also dresses drag sometimes,
so when he was stressed as a girl, he looks
just like. They got the same mannerisms. They show videos
of them talking, like doing talk shows, right next to
each other, same movements when they sing on stage, same movements.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
I Believethart. Yeah, I'm not a big fan of tailers,
neither of mine.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
But let me let me tell you something. Taylor Swift
is not Troy. Troy is one good looking she. Dude, right,
he looks just like Taylor Swift.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Yeah, dude, I'm a big fan. My wife's not she
My wife always says, why do you see Taylors was
so hot? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
I think I think I think he's got a little
it's it's the thing like she's what she's like in
the thirties and still singing songs like.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
She's I'm like, yes, is this is clearly a man?
They say, is not a man?

Speaker 3 (32:01):
Well, I want to give you that one, and I'll
tell you what you did. Dive into that one and
prove you.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Know, the bunket she's an angel.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
The bucket that doesn't he's not an angel, you know?
And then another thing I came across, and I gotta
tell you, it's very hard to find different stuff now
because I'm just absorbed down the rabbit hole of Diddy,
which you both know we were.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Talking, Yeah, but I tried it. I give you credit. Man.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
A year ago, you were waving the Diddy flag a
year ago on this show.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
Yeah, And and like you know, we were just talking
about all the other people that are gonna everyone's gonna
go down. Get your nineties music in now before you can.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
A year I have a nineties hip hop party and
I don't know. I don't know what to play now.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
It's hard. And why did he have to jump on
everybody's stuff? You know what I'm saying. Like he's on
everybody's stuff. It's easy not to listen to Diddy. His
music wasn't that great, But like Biggie, I can't listen
to Biggie.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Yeah, I can listen to It's six degrees Diddy.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
I listened to the first verse and I had to
take that take down, And I'm like, if I changed changes.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
I don't want. Yeah, you you threw us some Biggie
verses and you now listen to every suspect, Go WHOA
got a tattoo on my back? How am I get
that covered up?

Speaker 2 (33:05):
All?

Speaker 1 (33:06):
Right? There?

Speaker 3 (33:06):
The other one five G towers. I sent this to you.
My wife has been on this for a year. Not real,
not real. There's no five G chip in any of
your phones. You're paying extra month. This is I'm not saying. Yeah,
it could say whatever it wants to say, but they're
saying that people now have been going more to mom

(33:26):
and pop stores than they are to like the main
team mobile spots and stuff, and they've been opening up
the phones and telling them there's no there's a space
for the chip. But there's no chip. There, just reason
to charge more large, more money, and to lie about
the towers. The towers are actually for the blue the
Blue Beam operation which we talked about, the blue rooves
in Hawaii, the laser beams and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
Yeah, well, if space is real, I remember them told me.
I remember the first I told it. Someone told me.
It was Zach. Zach said space isn't real. And I
remember thinking, I want the drugs that he's doing, like
I want the drugs that are going to make me
think space isn't real. But now I gotta be honest.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
I think all the space I am around her skeptic. Officially,
I'm officially around. I can go in either direction if
you're convincing enough. Right now, I'm leaning towards the flat.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
I'm leaning towards the end is Antarctica. That's why we
can't get that. That's why agreement that no one will
go through Antarctica, because there's something there, because it's like
Game of Thrones, that big ice wall.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
Yeah, on the other side of the wall.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Big wall. Yeah, and you fall off the edge of
the earth.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
It's all under it's all underneath the water.

Speaker 4 (34:44):
Aliens you can if you want to do a deep dive, yeah,
the underwater worlds like aliens, societies, you know, looking at
you want to take.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
It scripturally, if you want to go to scriptures, you know,
as aliens ain't nothing more than demons, because if you
talk about revelations and stuff like that, they talk about
them coming.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Up when you were a kid, where was hell was
down the bottom?

Speaker 3 (35:16):
The demons and and also like uh, when it comes
to uh, like they say the demons of that, what
was the other thing? I was just gonna say, they're
saying it. Oh, Yeah, like the firmament above. We never
broke that firmament. So they're saying that everything comes from below.
Every single thing comsforamble.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Where there is a dome over top. Yeah, we can't
get through. Yeah, it's like like.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
One of those things you shake and the snow falls.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
To the moon. We've never gone to the moon. That contrast, I.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
Just saw a deep I went deep diving the other day.
I just happened to stumble across it with the moon
stuff and all that stuff done under water. All of it,
all of NASA's stuff is done underwater. You know what
I'm saying. That's why they look like they're floating. Yeah,
you know, because this whole film.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
That we haven't been a conversation before with somebody and
he said, do you understand the cover up that it
would take. I'm like, I still believe man, that there
will be enough people in that room, is it?

Speaker 3 (36:15):
I mean, you need a lot of people to cover
that up. You do need a lot of people. But
then again, they fooled us. Sure, who's to say they
just didn't fool the people who were reporting.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
I saw it. Documents, keep it real.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
The media, you know, we already know the media, mainstream
media is you know, all the same propaganda. So who
used to say back then it wasn't the same. It
was just the I A propaganda stuff. You're gonna put
this out, You're gonna say this, and we're all gonna
believe it.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
But I saw a documentary.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
But yes, it's for that to be It takes a
lot of garret.

Speaker 4 (36:47):
It was an asteroid and it was coming to earth. Yes,
I heard about it, and we sent a crew of
drillers up there to drill a hole to drop an
atomic bomb in that medior so it would split off
and not hit earth. Yeah, are you telling me that
the documentary I believe it was titled Armygeddon is false.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
There was there, man, it's all you know, it's all false.
I think uh, I think people are gonna find like
I said, man, that download thing. I think that's what
it is. Everything I can here, what everything the demons
of down.

Speaker 4 (37:22):
So when you're sitting down for Thanksgiving dinner with your family,
take some of these conspiracies and throw them out there
at the table and bounce it around the room and
see what Uncle flips out.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Or just bring up politics.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
Yeah, yeah, well know the funny thing is I'm gonna
be with my son and my daughter, and they both
think I'm nuts already. I sit there trying to give
them truth. And that's the thing. Look, if you're raising
kids nowadays, man, don't make the same mistakes we did.
Raise your kid in truth. You know your kid is
lying to here, right, your kids telling you that that
he didn't he's looking for his thing. He broke it,
he hit it, he lied. Why did he lie? You

(37:56):
lied to him first? I mean, let's think, let's think
it's early. Some people got their kids in the car,
so I won't go all out. But who who, Who's coming?
Who's coming to bring him some things?

Speaker 1 (38:11):
This he on a shelf?

Speaker 3 (38:14):
You know who's moving that elf around? Yours? The elf
getting up and moving around on his You see, my
son got mad. And to my son, I never taught
him that. Don't get me wrong. I let Santa chill.
He could watch all those Sander's come into town, all
this and that. But I always kept it real with a liar.
And he said, he said, well, you know, it would

(38:36):
have been cool. But I'm like, what did you miss?
Because I still did the whole thing. Like they went
to sleep, no gifts under the tree when they woke
up like magic. But I'm the magician. Yeah, And I
let him know that and he's like, no, Christmas was
always great, And I'm like, yeah, and I did it
without lying to you. That's why when my son started
doing you know, weed and all that, he didn't lie.

(38:58):
He came right up and told me, yeah, because I
ain't never lied to him. If your kids line is
because you taught him how.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
To do that, right.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
You give them mix mixed things. Don't talk to strange
the house, don't talk to strangers. But on Halloween, go
knock on that dude's door. Go see if he gives
you something. Who lives there? I don't know, we'll find
out when they open the door. Mixed messages and lies.
Stop doing that to your children. Raise them in truth,
truth and love.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Gary G. Garcia. Where can people find oh Man?

Speaker 3 (39:22):
You can find me at ac jokes dot com. And
on December fourteenth, I will be in I will be
where is it again? December fourteenth? I'm over here in uh.
I can't see this thing Man studio. Where is this
thing Man studio? Space? Over in Summer's Point? December fourteenth,

(39:46):
I'll be in Summer Space Studio Space in Summer's Point.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Nice.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
All right, you can check me out of garage. You
guar see you on Instagram, Facebook find out all my dates.
But Sember fourteenth, I'll be in Summer's Point. So if
you're out there, come hang out.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Many Thanksgiving. We love you.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
I'm gonna see you.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
You're gonna be yourself by my house afterwards.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
Ya, I'm gonna see my son and my daughter. The
Early Bird.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
I'm like the Diddy.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
It's the party party, yeah, man, the pineapples.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
All right, all right, we love you. Gary g. Garcia,
go to ac jokes dot Com. We get back. We'll
do some trash. Oh why love trash?

Speaker 4 (40:23):
Anything thirty on your toting, anything racket rock or roughing.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
I love trash.

Speaker 4 (40:35):
Here's some trash for you. It seems like we talk
about him every day. Jason Kelsey, congrats. Him and his
wife Kylie announced they're expecting baby number four.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
Uh. They have three kids right now.

Speaker 4 (40:48):
Uh, and Kylie joked on Twitter saying that one of
the kids is not happy about kidding their sibling.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
What about this man, your fourth kid, It's all gonna
be on the wife. He's got so many things going
now he's never gonna be home.

Speaker 4 (41:03):
The couple who married in twenty eighteen have yet to
reveal a due date. And wouldn't it be great if
Taylor Swift's the godmother? Uh, dude, that would be a
nice Christmas if if if that your godmother's Taylor Swift.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Oh yeah, because even after the breakup, you know, so
you're so okay.

Speaker 4 (41:19):
So let's go gus their oldest right, his his godfather
is I don't know, uncle Jerry right, who is unemployed, right,
still lives with mom and dad, dad's friend from college. Right,
so you know, he gets an action figure for Christmas.
And then you've got Taylor Swift coming in, come on, and.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
A real human being sent to you. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:41):
Mike Tyson has been offered one hundred and twenty five
thousand dollars by a Las Vegas male strip club to
host their Christmas party if he wears the chaps that
he wore the night of the fight when we all
saw his ass.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
Yeah, this is where we are. What Mike Tyson he
might do? How much is he getting?

Speaker 4 (41:59):
They offered him a hundre twenty five thousand, Yeah, he'll
do it. He also received a two hundred and fifty
thousand dollars offer from an adult website, cam Soda.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
The showcases ass on the camming website. It wasn't that
great of an ass. It's an old man. He's sixty. Like,
I get the girls a flash, you know, flash the
boobs of a hockey game, and they're like, hey, you
know what poorn Houck gets ahold of Say listen, let's
get this on tape. Let's get these pictures out there.
We'll pay you for him. That wasn't a great ass
at all.

Speaker 4 (42:24):
Henry Winkler the Fonds. I think we all love Henry.
It's tough not to love him.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
He said.

Speaker 4 (42:31):
His daughter Zoe, he stopped her from joining a reality
TV show. She's been approached by The Bachelorette and Quarterlife Crisis,
and I guess he does a podcast with her called
what in the Winkler.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (42:45):
He said it was just for a protection. He goes,
I didn't want her getting into the world of reality teammate.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
Yeah, Gus, you don't know about your dad anyway. It's
not about you. I hope that's all the podcast is,
is him just hitting the walls of the jukebox works, right,
What's the name of the podcast. What about what in
the Winkler? I don't know. You could do better than that. Kids,
there's something with the fawns. Uh, let's see here. Okay,

(43:10):
if I say this to you, who am I talking about?
We'll be back in two and two. We'll be back
in two and two. Dude, eighties. It was an eighty
statement we back, and he would do it like this,
we're back in two and two. It wasn't alf No,
he said I'll be right back, or share a shack
or something like that. Yeah. Now I couldn't tell you.

(43:32):
Chuck Woolery.

Speaker 4 (43:34):
Oh yes, he died over the weekend. We'll be back
in two and two. And I never as a kid,
I never understood it. And then uh, and then as
I got older and got into radio, I go, oh,
he's talking about commercials. There's four commercial breaks, like four
commercials in a break.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
So we'll be back in two and two. Yeah. My
wife saw it yesterday, popped up. She's like she whatever
game show she had, she had it wrong. She's like
that one where they spin it around you like no, no, no,
I can't. She was right.

Speaker 4 (44:02):
He was the original host of Wheel Fortune and only
lasted like a season or two and then was replaced
by Pats.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
So technically you're spinning that big sight. I mean, please, dude.
He was He was known as.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
That was.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
He was the guy what was the word for sex? Whoopie?

Speaker 4 (44:18):
Whoopee? Right, you make whoopee? Rest in peace, the great
Chuck Woolerd in later years. Man, he's very big on Twitter,
a very right wing conservative.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
I like him. Yeah, he would, he would. He would
put some like like hard stuff on there going the
Capitol on January sixth, a right Chuck said it, it's okay.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
At least he got to see Trump get elected. You know,
there you go some trash for you.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
You may have heard Wah Wah has pizza right now
Welsy's rock Stations z XL Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (44:50):
So my oldest daughter she drops this on us over
the weekend, right she she moved out literally two and
a half minutes down the road. So she's at our
house on the weekend and she, you know, she'll crash
at the house, and she's talking to my other daughter,
her sister, who's home from college, and she's like telling us.
She goes, it's not fair. I was like, what's not fair?

(45:13):
She goes that Abby who's the one in college. She
you know, she goes and spends half the time at
her at her mom's house and half the time here.
And now she's in college, so she doesn't live here anymore,
and she has a bedroom and I don't. And she goes,
and to make it worse, I moved out and within

(45:35):
two days, you turn my bedroom into a gym.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
Wait, does she want a bedroom in case she decides
to crash there? Yeah, she wants a vacation home. I
said to her, I go, you're not getting a bedroom one.
You have a child and you're twenty gonna be twenty
five years old, So no, I'm not getting a backup bedroom. Yeah,
you made your house too fun, man, nobody wants to
leave your home. And she's like, well, now I got
to sleep on the couch when I'm here. I go, yeah,

(45:58):
two miles down the road you go home.

Speaker 4 (46:00):
Oh yeah, she could walk to her house, it's that close.
But she she like really was like, she's like, so,
so why does it you know? And then my son,
who lives in an unfurnished basement and he's never there,
She's like, why does he get a bedroom down in
the basement, and I said, well, I'm about to take
that away too, because he's never here.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
I wonder how it's gonna go down, like my wife
does it. My wife wants my kids and again listen,
I want my kids around, but I also want them
kind of out of the house, but not too soon,
like it's it's where is that? Like I was at
my house, I didn't move out of my house, my
mom and dad's house till I was I think, like
twenty four. And that's kind I got like a gig
to move, like to move away, but I tried. Man,
I tried to get out of the house pretty quick. Eighteen,

(46:41):
went to college and never really looked back. But see
I had to see I had. I did the basement thing,
man I had. I had a futon, I had a
stereo system that I financed. I never really paid for.
The pool table was there. See, I got jay gear,
my record stacked up. I got in too much trouble
that I didn't want to be. I didn't want to
have to answer to my parents. Yeah it was nice,

(47:02):
right like I got.

Speaker 4 (47:03):
I did too many bad things, and when you had
your own place, you could do those bad things in
your own place.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
But yeah, my oldest I really do.

Speaker 4 (47:11):
Yeah, she does want a little vacation home at our
house so she can just you know, run the date
to our house and still have her bedroom.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
I'm like, so, what, like you want me to leave
your posters up on the wall right just in case
she decides to crash there and get away from real life,
like escape, You're a safe space.

Speaker 4 (47:26):
She couldn't get out of there fast enough. I'm shampooing
the carpets and I'm moving in exercise for she's.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
Helping you carry the treadmill up the steps to replace.
But it is funny. She did crash on Saturday night
and she had to sleep on a sectional bunk beds,
some bunk beds in there. I'm like, I'm not keeping
your bed.

Speaker 4 (47:45):
No, when all you guys move out, that's the thing
I gotta take. The say, the safety net has to
come away, because if you have a safety net, you're
never gonna succeed.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
Yeah, well you need a one bedroom Rancher's what you
need so they can't be there.

Speaker 4 (47:58):
My wife and I have really thought about like super
downsizing and just getting like a town home because it's
only it's only us really, you know, we have two
kids in college. You know, my son lives with my
ex wife. He comes down when he can, but he
works and goes to school. Our oldest moved out. Are
one of the daughters in college full time, and now
she just got an apartment, so she's going to be

(48:19):
living down there.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
So it's us the little guy. Dude.

Speaker 4 (48:22):
I'm like, we can get a three bedroom condo or
a three bedroom townhouse and not have to worry about,
you know, holding up a whole house and stuff.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
Like do in a second, Like my mom and brother
they live in a little four hundred and eighty square
foot and I'm not kid, and that's how big the
house is that they rent from me. Meanwhile, I got
four bedrooms. I have a full basement that could easily
have a bathroom and everything else in there that actually
was wired originally for a mother in law suite. But
that's my man cave. No, no, no, yeah. Do I feel guilty, No,
none at all. But here's the thing, man like, he

(48:51):
could be living in a car my driveway.

Speaker 4 (48:53):
But here's the thing, Like, I like, we host Thanksgiving.
So for the next couple of days, all I'm doing
is getting stuff ready at the house and it's a no.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
I don't. I don't want to do it. You earn
that home. I don't want the hoster. I don't want
to do it right.

Speaker 4 (49:07):
And I'm like, if we had a little three bedroom
town home, no one's gonna come over. You know I
have a room for it now right, Yeah, one bedroom
studio in Sea Isle.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
I'm all in. Give me a nice trailer. I'll sign
the lease, give me a double Why no one wants
to come there anymore? I'm all in there me driving
around the golf cart. Crampton here would love that. Look
we we get back. Knock out some headlines all a

(49:40):
bunch of point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station ZXL
Morning Show. My wife bamboozled me yesterday? Would you get bamboozled? Bamboozled?
Uh so?

Speaker 3 (49:50):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (49:50):
One of her friends, her friends and co worker, her
and her now husband they eloped last weekend and didn't
do you don't tell anybody, that's how you elope. And
then yesterday they were throwing a pre planned party that
was supposed to be like an engagement party, and then
the surprise was going to be they were going to

(50:11):
tell everyone, Hey, we're already married. I've heard about this
happening before. We've actually been to another wedding where this
happened a couple of years ago.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
Maybe that's what it was. I think you were telling
me where it was.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
It was a wedding where it was in Philly, right,
it was in Philly, and the couple you know, didn't
want to have to go through the rigamarole of having
to plan a wedding and everything, so they just invited
all their friends to have like a you know, once
again engagement party or the like. This party yesterday was
like a Thanksgiving friends giving type of party at a winery.
And so then they played a video and showed, oh

(50:43):
my god, all the pictures from where they eloped and this,
you know, beautiful background and everything like that.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
And then so it's done.

Speaker 4 (50:48):
So you didn't you know, you don't have to go,
you know, to the church and all that nonsense. They
don't have to spend all that money. So my wife
talks about this a couple of weeks ago, right, she
was kind of in on it, so so she knew
the surprise, and she said, she said to me, she goes, yeah, so,
uh so you know they're they're they're gonna do it

(51:11):
at this winery, uh you know, and kind of unveiled everybody.
And I said, oh cool. I said, okay, well have fun.
You need me to drive you there.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
And I was I'm not. I wasn't even kidding. I
was being serious. Yeah, you don't want to go on
a sunny Well, well here's the thing.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
I'm like, it's just didn't sound like a meat like.
It sounded like a bunch of her girlfriends are going
to hang out at a winery and then this couple's
gonna say, hey, you know, we got married.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
It didn't sound very formal like a wedding would be formal.

Speaker 4 (51:39):
Yeah, and and so my my wife's like, you're not
what You're not gonna You're not gonna go with me?
And I was like, it sounds but it sounds like
a you party, Like this is like you and your
friends part, like your your work friends party.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
And uh so she knew. So she knew the behind
the scenes, which now it was. She was in, Yeah,
you're at a wedding reception because I could tell them
you went from zero to one hundred. You wore a suit.
Well let's just say I said, I said, what I
will wear a suit and I was like, I gotta go.

Speaker 4 (52:10):
So then okay, So then I get I put on
my my snazzy suit and uh, and my wife looked beautiful, right,
hot stuff.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Uh, and we go. Dude, I'm like one of the
only husbands there. Everyone else. It's once again, just what
I said. It's the work friends just hanging out. Yeah,
and you shouldn't have had to wear a suit because
part of the deal is, hey, this isn't a wedding,
this is hey, we're getting together hanging out a winterery.
You shouldn't be able to wear a winery fifty you

(52:42):
should have wore winery clothes. It was very fifty to fifty.

Speaker 4 (52:45):
Yeah, it was fifty guys who dress up like they're
going to a winery, and then fifty of guys like
me wearing a suit.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
Like, abou I'm going to a wedding and I'm dressed
up like I should be going to a winery with
a you know, button down in a pair of jeans.
Then then okay, then you look like a scumbag. But
you didn't know, like the whole secret was he thought
you were just going to a winery. Yeah, you look
like a full blown wedding. Yeah, like one guy's in
a flannel in jeans. I'm like, I couldn't. I couldn't
be that guy. So when you do this, are you
off the hook for the tab? Is it now a
cash bar because now you're just hanging out at the

(53:14):
water we.

Speaker 4 (53:16):
Got I mean, I know it's I I believe the
wine was. I did not pay for the well I okay,
So this is how ghetto I am right. I found
out where they were keeping the bottles of wine that
they were, you know, because they would keep putting them
on the bar, keep putting them on the you know,
the little bar area they had. I just grabbed one
and took it to our table, the whole bottle, the

(53:36):
whole bottle. That's great move. So no beer at all.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
To be had, No dude, see, I know, no beer beer.
I've been the wineries and I appreciate the wineries and say,
hey you're coming here. Not everybody drinks wine. And they
have an actual like I could get. I think it's
for Renault Winery. We've gone through a couple of times.
He had a full bar. Man I could get, I
could get a box drink if I want.

Speaker 4 (53:56):
I mean it look it was. I think I believe
I was knocking back. I think I had two glasses
of low. Okay, look at you, fancy, you know.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Look at me. Man.

Speaker 4 (54:02):
I put my good my pinky out when I would
drink it, really really good.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
I saw it.

Speaker 4 (54:07):
But even our buddy, I'm texting you and and and
our and our buddies like you should have just brought
a cooler with you. And I was like, you know
what I could have. I think I could have just
hit it under the table and I just could have
been popping uh some some some Miller lif.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
But you see, you gotta you gotta get a designer one,
like something nice, you know, like a satchel. It's like,
oh my god, look it's part of his it's part
of his suit there, but it only holds like three
three millions has shake cakes. Yeah, so I'm the blue
book bag.

Speaker 4 (54:35):
It was a beautiful event, but I feel like my
wife bamboozled me and she could easily went by herself.
But I was glad I got to see I got
to see you know, the hot mama. Uh you know,
she got to get all dressed up. Uh you know,
I got to break out.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
The suit nice. I guess it still fits, which is
always good. Went bowling on Saturday and had we had
a real busy week Yeah, very busy busy weekend. She
made some bowling a's on Saturday night. How was the DJ?
I always asked how the DJ is? I would have
went with you? Okay, thank you for that? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,

(55:08):
you know what? Third song in Gangam style? Okay he
could do here.

Speaker 4 (55:15):
I gotta give him credit where credit is due, not
my cup of tea. But he had the dance floor going.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
That's all it counts. Yeah, coming out what you're playing
then that might have been on their request list.

Speaker 4 (55:23):
Now I know you are South Jersey's number one mobile DJ.
He had these really big, thick, almost like the size
of baseball bat glow sticks and they were like rainbow
colored glow sticks. People were going nuts.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
So we came in.

Speaker 4 (55:38):
He came in with props, with the big old props.
But I'll tell you the one thing that made me
laugh because you know, it's a winery and we're under
one of those big tents, and whoever had set up
the tables, they set them up a little tight. So
now here we are, me and a bunch of other ladies,
and we're picking up tables and moving them to get

(56:00):
to make more room, to make more room for everybody,
because I was I was up against the buffet. Now,
your wife likes to shake it down? Do you do
you ever get with her on.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
The dance floor? Do you ever dance? Did you dance yesterday?

Speaker 3 (56:10):
No?

Speaker 1 (56:10):
Not at all. I'll slow it down, little trump dance
or anything. Nothing, No, I'll slow it down a little bit. Okay,
you know we'll do well, Yeah, we'll do like the
eighth grade dance. Yeah, a little after the love is
gone by earth women fire? But no, am I up there?
You know? Do it shaking the tail feather? Uh huh uhh?
Was she dancing with the girls.

Speaker 4 (56:28):
She went up and danced with the girls, and she
had one last dance and then we we high tailed
it out of there for the Eagles game.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
Sounds perfect. It was. It was very nice.

Speaker 4 (56:35):
So congratulations to uh to the very the very beautiful
and happy couple.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
Anything wrapped in bacon asparagus, I can't go wrong, dude, Okay,
big ups to this. It was Thanksgiving themed, so it
was all Thanksgiving food, Turkey gravy, turcas, ham gravy, mashed
potato stuffing asparagus, wraped bacon. I like that, man, be
honest with you. There was a whole bar that was
no thing but Shartu tree.

Speaker 3 (57:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
I would have been her plus one. You should have came.
I gotta snug in. We get back. We'll do a
think cad. You think you have you think you've got
it bad.

Speaker 4 (57:20):
I don't think we have it bad. Brown Friday, you
mean black Friday. Nope, Brown Friday. That's what plumbers call it.
It's the most toilet clogged cities after Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
You want to hear them? Oh all right?

Speaker 4 (57:37):
Coming in at number ten the most clogged toilets the
day after Thanksgiving San Diego number nine, San Francisco number eight,
Providence number seven, Minneapolis number six, Las Vegas number five,
Baltimore number four, Sacramento number three, Nashville number two, Miami
number one, Los Angeles clogging though.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
Man, you're sitting on the toilet, no courtesy flush, You
just him in toilet paper down there.

Speaker 4 (58:03):
You know what I'm gonna tell you how, I don't
even think it's that only. I think it's you're having
guests over your house and dude, people flush dumb stuff
down the toilet.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
Yeah, uh, let's see here. To some this might be
a miracle.

Speaker 4 (58:16):
To others, it's just sloppy work by medical professionals in
India GROTIESH Kumar, twenty five year old Deafa mute Man,
had been declared dead, but then he magically came back
to life while about to be burned. Kumar was admitted
to an emergency room after an epileptic fit and his
condition worse until the point where doctors declared him dead
but didn't do a post mortem to determine what the

(58:39):
cause of death was. Kumar's body was sent to the mortuary,
where it was placed on the I guess they do
like a burning ritual in when you're Hindu. Moments before
they started the fire, witnesses saw Kumar moving, proving he
wasn't dead. The three doctors involved has since been suspended
for only doing the post mortem on paper and not actually.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
On the body. I tell my wife ought to be
I want to be cremated because I don't want to
be buried alive. But then again, I could be stuck
in that big oven and they could just fire it
up and then I could just burn alive. Yeah, it's
a little it is a little scary to me. Yeah,
I want to be able to knock and get out,
like I know my mom. We actually pre bought it.
She wants to be in a mausoleum.

Speaker 4 (59:15):
Okay, it's like uh like they did with Mickey, right,
like in a drawer, right, and then they shove you
in like a big concrete drawer and once.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
That closes, you can't open that. Right. The family doesn't
open up and say hi like on holidays and then
close it back up. Well, we ran into this issue.
There's only so much space.

Speaker 4 (59:31):
So like she wanted to be buried in uh or
put in the mausoleum in where her parents are. So
we called them up right, because you can lock in
a rate for a funeral, which is a smart move
to do if you have parents that are all Yeah.
So we called the place and he goes, yeah, man,
we're we're out. Wow, Like there's no more masolel like
because it's hard to add mausoleum space.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
Yeah, no more drawers right, Yeah, that's it man. Uh
So we had to get one down the road.

Speaker 4 (59:58):
Free booze might sound like a good deal, but it's
a good idea to consider your surroundings before accepting and
drinking it. Uh in uh laos right, and I think
that's by Vietnam. It's a popular tourist town. Six people
are now confirmed dead to methanol poisoning and eleven more
are said to be hospitalized. Another woman, a British backpacker
who was asked not to be identified, reportedly suffered from

(01:00:19):
temporary blindness after drinking two free vodka shots at a hostel.
Her drinks were also reportedly tainted with methanol, which is
a chemical commonly found in paint thinner and windshield washer fluid.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
Wow pretty hard, that's well. I mean, look, you're gonna
get drunk. You have to do something. There you go.
Those people they have a bet you and that's mine.
One hundred point seven w zx XL South Jerseys Rock
Stations EXL Morning Show. So that hok to a girl
came up in conversation between me and my eleven year
old hawk two. Yeah, yeah not. My wife got an

(01:00:52):
eleven year old.

Speaker 4 (01:00:52):
She's got a podcast all because she was walking out
of a bar in Nashville and a guy asked her,
uh something about sex, like what do you have to
do to spice up the bedroom?

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
And she said you gotta and you gotta spit on that.
You gotta spit on that thing.

Speaker 4 (01:01:09):
Hak tua, you know, knock the cobwebs off, and that
went viral. That may have went more viral than I've
seen anything go viral in a long long time.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
Which I'm seeing knockoffs too, Like I'm seeing now the
popol and TikTok where guys have girls outside and they're
hoping they're holding the cant Yeah, that one little lineman
thing is that the.

Speaker 4 (01:01:27):
Guy who asked the hot two girl the question he
didn't like. He didn't see anything from this. She's the
one that made all the money, dude. She you know,
for being in who she lives in some podunk town
in Tennessee. She was smart with every move she's made,
and now she's got one of the biggest podcasts in
the country.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
She's got the right people help her say listen, we
can make money off of this thing. Yeah. So my
eleven year old we're talking about memes popping up and like,
I don't know whatever, somebody mentioned some type of memes.
She's talking about these memes. He says, yeah, just like
that hawk to a girl, And I'm like, hmm, eleven
years old? What do you do you even know what

(01:02:06):
it is?

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
Is it just fun and kind of neat to him?
It's just you know what, maybe he thinks it's a
cute girl to a spin on that thing? Yeah? Do
you have any any idea what they're talking about when
she says hop hop too and spin on that thing? Yeah?
Are we do? We know what that is? At eleven
year old? I don't know if we know exactly what
that is eleven dude, And I think he's starting to
get there.

Speaker 4 (01:02:26):
Yeah, now I let it rest. Well he navigate those
waters correctly. Maybe not, but that's about.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
The age where all your buddies are getting together and
uh and you're talking about it. You know.

Speaker 4 (01:02:37):
It's like it's like this, this is like when me
and you would find like a Penthouse magazine.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
Yeah the work great, I did. Yeah, Like and so
like we don't know what we're looking at, but we
know it's we're not supposed to be looking at it.
Like when that hop to a thing came up, Like
when I realized what it was, did I like? What? What? What?
How did he even come up a conversation?

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
How how cool is that? Like that's beyond the whole
sex thing and that's just something you do with a party.

Speaker 4 (01:03:01):
Well, I mean it's so we're we were having a conversation, right,
and once again again I got I got two daughters,
and I was talking with my wife and it's starting
to pop up that people we know have only fans.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
Yeah yeah, and it's like that's an awkward companation. That's
that's their thing, you know, you know, and it's like
it's like really, and it's like do you go try
and look? Do you not go? Look like it's the
elephant in the room. It's like a weird thing. Yeah,
because I would have questions like, hey, how's it going?
How much money do you make? Tell me more about it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:34):
I would love the person that we know that has
it to come in the studio and tell us, Okay,
what how did how did it go down?

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
How's it going? Like I would love to hear about that. Yeah,
like what's it? You know, how's it? How's it hit
your bank account? Do you wake up the next day?
And not like a sexual way. I want to know
the business side of it, like overnight, you just you
made forty five hundred dollars. It just was put into
an account. Where does that money go? Does the bank
ask questions? So many questions about only fans? Yeah? Yeah,
well everybody, your little guys getting in that age soon

(01:04:06):
started taking.

Speaker 4 (01:04:06):
Long showers, like, hey, hawk to spin on that thing.
He's got a poster of the hot to a girl
over his bed.

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
I have no no ask your mom. She'll tell you
all about uh star right there. Everybody will kick off
a rock block for you. It's a kid. Mom doesn't
hawk two anymore. It stops after you get married. So
starry there, we kick off a rock block. One hundred
point seven z XL, South Jersey's rock station ZX.

Speaker 3 (01:04:29):
Some morning, when you're smiling twenty, when you're smiling, smiling.

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
Smiles at you, and when you're eleven you love the
sun comes shining through.

Speaker 3 (01:04:45):
When you're crying, you bring along their end.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
Stop you stop. Won't you be happy? Where you're smiling?

Speaker 3 (01:04:56):
Keep on smiling, smart dropping it out, man, I.

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
Know you guys are awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
My love looking at you guys on my way of
working rad shot a guy.

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
Yeah, warming up, chick, and I'm like.

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
I'm down here we're rocking. Hey, thank you you Scott
you the best?

Speaker 3 (01:05:13):
How you doing?

Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
Yeah? Keep me laughing. Man, you guys are great. Good
morning guys are hilario.

Speaker 3 (01:05:17):
Let's say shot it?

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
Oh God, is it my radio? Or it's are you
only broadcasting in Manajo? This is the readings in djil
like if you're on it, I listened to its.

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