MONDAY 3-17-25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
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regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of buses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand above all the rest on

(00:37):
this show, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Hey, what's happening?

Speaker 4 (00:44):
Man?

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Morning? I was gonna stop by your house yesterday and
just say hi.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
I was.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
I was up your way yesterday. I was just gonna
knock on your door and be like, Hey, what's going on?
Why didn't I think about that when I drive by
your house?

Speaker 5 (00:56):
I'm like my wife, My wife, when I had to
swing by Brigotine on Saturday to check some things out,
I'm like, I go right by Scott.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
He says, why not? Hey, man, it's happening. You'll grab
a drink and hang out, or you just don't answer
the door. Way I go to my house? Is my garage.
Door's open, everyone's welcome. It's not open, stay away, okay,
all right, right, I think that's it. That's excigmes. I
you know, I got a welcoming garage, So the door's open,
all right, Come on by, knock on the door, dude,
I scared the hell out of a Walmart delivery guy

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on Saturday. We had a buddy, our trash guy. He
texts me pretty early, like six am on Saturday. He
wanted to drop off of donation for a charity and
that I was doing. And he's like, hey, what's your address?
I want to drop it off your mailbox. And so
I walk out. It's like six point thirty in the
morning and it's still kind of dark out garage door's opening.

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I see a car with a guy getting out right
in front of my house, so I think it's him.
So I yell, I do, I yo, what's up? And
I almost said something real bad, yeah, right, like how
we greet people? And I didn't, and I saw the
guys the guy's eyes light up and I looked and
I go, oh, that's not him. And I was like, hey, man, sorry,
I thought you were my buddy. I go, but you

(02:08):
are in front of my house at six thirty in
the morning on a Saturday. What's up at o'clock? You
don't expect that kind of energy though. At six am.
He's like, he's like, I got that. I got grocery bads,
I got grocery delivery and I was like, oh, dude,
I'm so sorry. And I helped them carry the bags
and I felt, dude, I terrified the guy. He wasn't
ready for that at six thirty in the morning. Damn.
Good for them, man, I didn't know what starts about early.

(02:30):
And my wife ordered it like eleven o'clock the night before,
and I'll tell you it was oh yeah, it was
six thirty. Oh and the guy sitting there now, is
he gonna do it again? Nouse? Some crazy gringo almost
killed him in a driveway that along with somebody else.
When you see your address pop up on the port,
I just don't. I just have groceries. Just I'm like, dude, okay.
I was like, I'm sorry, drops the groceries, just getching

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his car and drives away. You maniac, You maniac. She said,
six thirty in the morning. Man, you think you're not
gonna see a soul. And then all of a sudden,
now you got this crazy guy in the garage door open,
just screaming egg. Are you here to donate? No? No groceries, man, yeah,
not the trash count everybody. Uh, Monday, brand New week,
and we'll kick that off today with the ZXL work
for some point the day. For that you could win

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Lannix City Beer and Music Festival. We got tickets for
that coming up just a little bit. It is one
Hunchred point seven ZXL, South Jerseys Rock station ZXL Morning Show.
Good morning, everybody doing line.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
I can all write it. I will do it.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Line and things sucks, I'm scotting. Good morning or some
news foult us. At least thirty four people are dead
over the weekend after a line of severe storms spawned
dozens of tornadoes across the Midwest. Twelve people reported dead
in Missouri, while another eight were killed in Kansas, four
fatalities in Texas and three in Arkansas and one in Oklahoma.

Speaker 5 (03:50):
If you live on or in hurricane alley, assume there's
gonna be a hurt. Can you coming through that alley
there and build these houses so they can withstand it?

Speaker 3 (03:59):
Yeah, out of brick. There have been over forty reported
tornadoes across eight states over the weekend Alabama, Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi, Louisiana, Illinois, Indiana,
and Tennessee. Just in the last twenty four hours.

Speaker 5 (04:10):
Or just leave the area. Hey is hurricane coming. Let's
drive over to Grandmam's house. She's in Destined, Florida.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
I guess that's the problem with tornado is you don't
know when they popped. Like a hurricane you can see coming,
a tornado just pops up. In what may be the
most striking blow to an offshore wind farm since President
Donald Trump took office, a project for New Jersey's coast
had a critical federal environment permit yanked away. On Friday,
Judge Mary Kay Lynch in an environmental appeals court issued

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the ruling to remand Atlantic Shore's Clean Air Act permit,
which developer had been issued this past fall. It's the
latest setback for the company. It comes after the challenge
from a group of residents as part of a local
group called Save Long Beach Islander Save LBI, and is
being set back to the US Environmental Protection Agency for
further review. Denne Usallc Has voluntarily rec more than seventy

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five thousand bottles of two flavors of International Delight coffee creamer.
It says it did not meet quality standards because of
premature spoilage. According to the US Food and Drug Administration,
the company received complaints the product was spoiled and in
some cases caused illness. The recall effects thirty two ounce
bottles of Cinnabon Classic Cinnamon Roll International.

Speaker 5 (05:22):
I know the one you're talking about. I get that
when I go to a neighbor's house and spend the night.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
Hazel Nut International Delight Coffee Creamer is also on the list.
It was initiated back in the February of Yeah, February
twenty twenty five, a cinepon. Back on March twelfth, the
FDA classified it has a Class two, which means it
has a low probability of getting you sick. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (05:41):
We started out on a why we leave milk out now?
Like my wife will use milk for our coffee because
our wives don't drink all day, because our wives don't
drink real milk, So.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
It's okay to stay out there that. I don't even
understand the milk now my wife is drinking. I don't
even think it comes from a cow. I think it
comes from a robot. Oh, it's robot milk. Dude, it's
I can't even tell you. You can. You could throw it
up against the wall and it doesn't spill. What's dude,
I don't know what this stuff is. You look at you.
Look where there's just supposed to be milk in my fridge. Yeah, dude,

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I couldn't even tell you what these bottles are. It's lactate,
it's non lactose. No, this one is lactose, but it's
a certain type of lactose. I go, and I don't
drink milk, so I could care less. So I'm just like,
what happened to the good old milk that used to
just sit there with the missing kid on the side.
What happened to that box?

Speaker 4 (06:28):
See?

Speaker 5 (06:28):
I hate milk. I just coffee. Milk to me is
it's too watery. I need a thick creamer for my coffee.
We leave it out now and we have six half
gallons in my refrigerator one time.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
Yeah, because we buy them in bulk whatever for whatever
forever chemicals are in it. They did it. It doesn't
doesn't go bad, dude. That's news. What about sports? Sixer's
beat the Mavericks one thirty one, twenty five six Ers, Rockets,
Tonight Flyers Lightning. That's tonight, Phil's beat the Orioles twelve one,
Yesterday Phills Blue Jay's one oh five Today Down in Florida,
March Madness was announced yesterday, so you degenerate Gambler's get

(07:03):
ready the number one Seeds? Are you ready? Auburn Duke Houston, Florida.
Well so, I guess the big shock was you and
Seed did not make the tournament. Okay, ye, I did
pretty well over the weekend. Grand Canyon on Saturday night
bailed me out. It's an online school.

Speaker 5 (07:22):
Well you know what, well, good the guys cover the spread,
so you know what, good for them?

Speaker 3 (07:26):
I know you enjoy going to a Villanova game from
time to time. They fired their head coach. You never
want to be the guy replacing the guy. And this guy,
Kyle Neptune had to replace Hall of Fame coach Jay Wright,
and it sucks. Man lasted three seasons or two and
a half and got bounced. Well is that one of
the games?

Speaker 5 (07:44):
And Jay Wright sitting like, I don't know, three rows back,
probably just looking at the team. Who's gonna take back over?

Speaker 3 (07:48):
Yeah? I was gonna say they they've sucked since he left.
There you go, that's news. That's sports.

Speaker 5 (07:53):
Hey, rained today, I have to fifty seven clowns tonight
over at Little thirty four Tomorrow four year Tuesday, Sunday
I have to fifty seven fifty five outside right now,
one hundred point seven ZXL South Jersey's rock station ZXL
Morning Show, CXL, South Jersey's rock station ZXL One Show.
I got called trashy yesterday by a couple we were

(08:14):
going out to, uh have brunch with.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
Okay, so uh it's sucked. Okay that double a. Well,
it's okay that'd because you're going the brunch. Brunch isn't
a trashy thing. Okay. Plus you're going in someone's backyard,
thank you. Okay.

Speaker 5 (08:29):
So uh so, uh we get up yesterday and we're
gonna have brunch with these people, and I I made
the mistake of chiming in or where I'd want to
go for bunch because I don't know.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
I wanted to do something was it was kind of
warm yesterday. I wanted to do something where it was
something other than inside of a restaurant, like I don't know,
we have something something, But it was weakening. That was
the problem. Was I wanted to get out working out
in the garage, but it got by like noon it
started to have like like tornado like winds and I'm like,
like to the point where our trash cans are blowing everywhere,

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and I'm like, I can't do anything out here. So
we're trying to decide on where to go for for brunch,
and I chime in on a place that I want
to get the table because most places stop at one,
and here it is. I'm a listen, I'm I like buffets,
all right. I'm a buffet guy. I like to go
up there, pick what I want, and have unlimited amount
of food to go do. We can stop there. We
know why you like buffets. There's only one reason somebody

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likes buffet because I can eat as much as I want,
the only reason. So they picked these places out by us.
We've been to a million times. I'm like, eh, the
food's just it's okay. One was a cinder bar. One's
this place called goat whatever. I'm like, I'm not about
cinder bar. It's called cinder bars. Oh, it's a place.
That's the name of the place. It's like you can't
even get like, I don't know, it's kind of fancy,
like everything has I don't know, like you're dressing and stuff.

Speaker 5 (09:40):
Again, it was just it was just we did this
and again, two orders of wings. That's how trashy I am.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
So that's the problem. You do these because usually set
menus for buffet for brunches and dode. We did this
a couple of weeks ago for my wife's birthday. And dude,
and she she even tells us, she goes, well, the
portions for brunch are smaller, so you may want to
order more, and I go then I don't want like right,
and dude, I came out, I ordered like a cheeseburger.
Who's the only thing I could have on the menu?

(10:06):
Take away the role It looked like a slider right exactly?
Because okay, like all right, So it's like it was
this restaurant it was. It was a cool spot and
I want to go when it's not brunch. But it
was Polish Italian fusion. Is that I don't even know
what that is, Dude, it was, but the place was cool,

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but I got.

Speaker 5 (10:27):
To try it with a real menu. So there was
a place by us that I've wanted to go to.
It's called Scotland Run. It's a golf court.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
Guy, I've been there. I've been there for Mother's Day
quite a bit.

Speaker 5 (10:35):
They have a really cool restaurant pub place inside. Yes,
but it happens to be a buffet, right, so they
have a very nice I've done the Mother's Day buffet there.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
But how is it? Is it trashy? No? That's well, okay,
I get I can see why because it's at a
golf course. But once again, it's at a golf course,
and Scotland runs not.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
Ay.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
It's not like you're you're paying fifteen bucks type of
golf course. It's a golf course. So here's the buffet.
You're not a member, so I'm like, listen, okay, okay,
I see what the guys say if you were a
member of the club. What does that mean if you
were a member of like a golf club. Okay, it's
cool to go to a golf club to have brunch,
but if you're just a schlub off the street, which

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I believe Scotland Run allows, it does get a little trashy.
Though it's a pretty nice place, like I've been here before.
It is. It is a nice place, but I can
see where. I can see where if you were a
member of the course and you walk in your riff
raft because you're not a member of the court. So
here's the buffet menu, right for brunch, slow roasted prime

(11:41):
rib and turkey carving station like a good old Ponderosa
used to have made to order omelet station. You peel
shrimp stuff, the French toast, scrambled eggs, crispy bacon, all
the stuff I would just load up on my plate.
It sounds like you're a terrible It sounds like you're
having breakfast at Epcot Center. It's not a Golden Corral,
it's not far off, but that's it's pretty nice. It's

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a nice to go. Here's the thing. Our wives now
are so into these chartucherie boards and ordering this nonsense
that it doesn't have any of the fancy stuff that
they now are told is brunch stuff. So the place
we went to was this, I don't know, does it
have any crapes? Okay, probably probably, which is so it's
just a fancy pancake, by the way. So here's the comment. Yeah,

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it's a small thing, panca. So here's the comment the.

Speaker 5 (12:25):
Guy makes is, uh, yeah, I don't like buffets. What
am I gonna be armed the arm with the girl
and the carnival coach. I'm not busting your balls about
the menu. Carnival cruise line with a bunch of okay,
ref raff. Buffets are trash.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
This buffet, that's right. I disagree with you. It's tough
to make. It's tough to any that's a costation. That's
a prime rib carbe station. Was the guy wearing a
white hat. No, I never got a chance to go,
So you know what screw everybody got anymore? Then it's
like it's like an above ground pool. You can still
put a deck around it and say that it looks

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in ground, but it's still in above ground pool. Buffets, Dude,
I love a good buffet too, but yeah, buffets do
have a sense of trash. Like I've seen some really
nice trailers. Doesn't mean I want to live in a
trailer park. You go to a wedding and you still
have a buffet style wedding being nice food. It's starting
go away to bufface. Yeah, because you know elbowed elbow

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with the girl from the Carnival cruise line. I know exactlybody,
I know exactly what he says. There's there's a little
the little thing you got a light to burn the
chafing dish. Yeah, okay, I might be I might be
on his team. What I wanted to as much fun
as they because here's the thing, anything that's fun is
going to be trash. I just I don't know. I
could have loaded up on meat and salad and you're

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happy with and some shrimp. Yeah that's where I live. Yeah,
but I got wings, you know it was it was
like fourteen dollars for five wings. I had two orders.
It's five wings brunches, dicey and two. Have you ever
been to a bruh Like I've gone the brunch where
I'm like, all right, I'm drinking this. I'm complete liquid,
liquid brunch and they're like, we only have mimosas, and

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I go, no, no, no, you're gonna have brunch. You're
opening up the whole bar menu. Yeah, give me a miller,
like they give me no, No, I'm sorry, sir, this
is a brunch. Is only a mimosa bar. Get out
of here with that nonsense. We have a brunch for
a man. Hey, look, I got a pair of tickets
for the Atlantic City Beer and Music Fest. Do you
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six zero nine six seven seven one hundred seven is
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It's trash on trash and it's awesome. With the soundtrack
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Music Fest tickets could be yours. We get back some

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rock news. Wow, Joe and Scotty, there's some rock news
for you. These guys are getting older. Longtime's Easy Top
drummer Frank Beard is stepping away from the band's current
tour due to health issues. Last name is Beard, but
he doesn't have the beard. He's the drummer. Oh isn't

(15:12):
that ironic? Huh So yesterday, the legendary blues Boogie Southern
Rock Troupe posted the following statement. It said, Frank very Beard,
it's taking time off of Zz Top's Elevation tour for
health procedures. Uh. I don't fear his drumming. Is that
why he doesn't have the beard? Or is he just

(15:33):
want to be the last name Beard would have to bear. No,
I just never even in old pictures. He's just never
had a beard. He announced. It said that the drummer
mister Frank Beard has temporarily stepped away from the current
tour to attend to health issues requiring his focus in
the near term. Beard, along with fellows Easy Top members
Billy F. Gibbons and Elwood Francis, presently are on the

(15:53):
Elevation tour, have engaged fellow Texan, a longtime Tech member,
percussionist and drummer John Douglas for the interim. We are
looking to get a speedy recovery for Frank. The news
was met with disappointment and some criticism from fans, saying
that they shouldn't go out on tour now there's just
one guy left from the Zz Top Puddle of Mud.

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The frontman and guitarist Wes Scantlon, who's had problems with
drugs and alcohol and being arrested, was arrested last week
in California for allegedly felony, domestic abuse, and drug possession.
TMZ broke the news over the weekend. It was reported
that Wes Scantlon was arrested after he got physical with
his girlfriend. They mentioned that law enforcement sources told that

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and told them that police received the call to an
apartment around three am. Never good at three am. Upon arrival,
they talked to a Wes Scantlon and his girlfriend had
determined the couple had gotten to a verbal argument that
at one point turned physical. So he was arrested, thrown
in jail on a ninety thousand dollars bail.

Speaker 5 (16:56):
So was he the reason we don't have new Puddle
of Mud music? This guy ruined it for the entire band. Hey,
guys just sitting home, they got no money. They're like, damn,
I just want to go back on the road.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
Man. Puddle of MUD's got like three solid hits. They
could do these stupid like nineties rock tours right, like
these cruises Creed nickelback or doing cruises. They could have
a nice life for themselves, living a nice subdivision somewhere,
maybe a community pool. Hey, off the car, dude, right
like it could be you know, your kid goes to

(17:26):
the finest community college. They could do those things. And
this Wes s Galalon guy just can't get out of
his own way. And here's the problem. Like, Okay, you
look back at guys who are crazy, right John Bonham
from Zeppelin, Keith Moon from The Who, Scott Wiland from SDP,
You're West from puddle of muddy.

Speaker 5 (17:46):
It's not even like you're cool and those guys are
fun crazy, like I'm gonna ruin this hotel room.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
Yeah, beating up your girlfriend.

Speaker 4 (17:51):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
Rob Zombie has commented on the backlash he's received over
his new children's book. That's right, Rob Zombie is a
children book. It's called z Is for Zombie. Learning to
Spell with House of a Thousand Corpses and Friends. The
book is the latest readable release from the shock rocker.
Designed to resemble the popular children's book brand Little Golden Books,

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z Is for Zombies teaches kids to spell by associating
a bunch of disturbing words and phrases with each letter
of the alphabet. Some of the phrases include B is
for baby brandishing blades, D is for doctor drowning a drink.
Characters from Zombies film's House of a Thousand Corpses, including
Captain Spaulding, Baby Firefly, Otis, and Rob Zombie himself and

(18:36):
a few others are featured in the book. It's currently
forty bucks and can be ordered through Rob Zombie's website.
I think it's a joke. Yeah, it's joke book. I
don't think anyone really published this book. I don't think
anybody's behind it and reading it to their children. But
I you know what, if I had a little kid,
I'd read them Z is for zombies, A is for
axe murderer. Okay, there you go, some rock news for

(18:58):
you been to store be any cuter? Right? And the
best part except discover is the XL out frock station
c XL.

Speaker 5 (19:06):
Once you always streaming too on the iHeart Radio app.
Go to it and make us your preset. It's pretty cool.
Son set out like a radio, so you can make
us number one, dude.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
Eve. I was talking to some older guys too, man,
and they were they're all about the iHeartRadio app. You
searched w z x L. You can uh, you can
take us anywhere. It's real. I thought this was always
like a myth, uh a wives tale. It's real. My
son went and got socks, I guess a couple of

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weeks ago, and so I'm doing his laundry and one
of the socks pops up. It still has the security
tag on it, right, So it's one sock with a
security tag they forgot to take off or he shoplifted.
Is is that that plastic thing where the woman has.
It's like Marshals where the woman has to like undo
it at the counter, right, she's got to unclip it. Well,

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she he missed it. She got one sock off, but
the other one still it was still attached. So now
I'm like, okay, how do I get this thing off?
Do I smash it with a hammer? So I go, okay, Well,
I always heard the rumor that if you try and
break it, blue dye will explode everywhere to make it
that to make everyone see that you tried to steal.
I've heard that too, So I'm like, okay, all right,

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mission on. So I take a ziplock bag and I
take the sock and I put it in the ziploc bag.
I seal up the ziploc bag. Now I take a
hammer and I go out to my driveway and I
start smashing it. And do you know how I I'm
about three smashes in pop blue dye everywhere. Wow, So

(20:44):
it's real. It actually happened. Now luckily it was contained
to a ziplock bag. But I thought that was just
a deterrent, like you know, as they talk about if
you pee in a pool, they can make a die
so you get caught bro. I believe that up until
about a year ago, I was a fake. It was
just a rumor. People said, So he didn't pee in
their pool. Yeah. I always thought the blue dye was

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a thing just to get people not to steal. No.
Man smashed it with a hammer. Blue dyce ruined the sock.
I had to throw it away, and I'm like, wow,
that is a real thing. I got it all my hands,
hard to get off, so I was like, Okay, the
blue dye theft stuff is real.

Speaker 5 (21:22):
That is the most aggravating thing because I've come home
with shirts like with those big long plastic tags on
him and dude, whatever, good for them, because that's a
real security deturn.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
Like it's hard to get those off in the store.
And the thing is and it's they were Nike socks,
so they weren't cheap. And I'm like, I'm not what
am I going to put it in my car and
the next time I'm back at that store, which is
going to be in three years, I'll bring it back.
I'm not gonna do it. Now you look like you
stole them. So now I did a little science experience,
mister wizard right in my driveway. The blue dye is real.

(21:55):
If you try and steal something it exploded, it would
have been all over me. Like that's supposed to be
a thing to in movie.

Speaker 5 (22:00):
It's like if you hold up a bank, like they
put the money in there and then they put that
canister in there and the canister kind of goes off.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
And then now you got blue dial over the bills. Yeah,
but it is to know. I always thought that was
fake too, And I'll tell you it does slow down
the process of checking out also because the woman has
to do it on each item. She's got to untag
it with the security clearance thing on it. And I'm like, oh,
but yeah, you're right, dude. We're in a sad situation
in life where socks have to have a security tag

(22:26):
on them.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
Now.

Speaker 5 (22:27):
Yeah, when they go do that, reight they whatever the
machine they have it gets it off pretty quick.

Speaker 4 (22:32):
Man.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
It's I guess it unlocks it right because it's it's
a piece of plastic that's on each side and there's
like a nail or like a bolt that goes through
it and that's how it like locks it in. So
there's got to be like a master key somewhere. It's
like the guy who shuts off your water in the
front of your house. He's got that master key. But
then someone told us you could buy it at home. Deepen.

Speaker 5 (22:52):
Yes, I seen him at Deepot because I guess people
are getting their water shut off.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
So it now becomes if you work in a marshall,
steal one of those tools, because that's probably great to
have at home. Has it? Then if you shoplift a lot,
you can just do it right on your kitchen table.

Speaker 4 (23:07):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
Love, you put a lot of effort into man, good
for you covering it up with a bag just in
case there was blue. Here's my thought process. I'm in
my utility room, which is all white. It explodes. I
have to explain to my wife now why I was
smashing something with a hammer yep, and why I have
blue everywhere and there's blue all over the walls. Look,

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we get back. Knock out some headlines One huntwo point
seven's THEXL South Jersey's rock stations. The XL show at
a conspiracy corner where we've never gone to the moon
and the earth is flat. Yeah, man, I mean the

(23:48):
earth is flat thing.

Speaker 4 (23:49):
I still don't lie flat bumpy flat hills and valleys.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
But then again, wouldn't we What do you do? Do
you hit the end? And is it like the Truman
Show where you just hit a wall of plastic it's
a nice wall, Scott, you can't yes, okay, all right,
So I don't know if it's the flatter thing the
moon stuff, that's.

Speaker 4 (24:10):
The model when you go down the rabbit hole, it
is shots with the moon. We never landed on the moon.
Then you move into you know.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
It was almost six years.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
I'm wondering if you're even a human or if you're
just a computer program.

Speaker 5 (24:26):
We could be in them somewhere in some kid's bedroom
and he's just messing with us.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
Okay. That was the end of Saint Elsewhere. The final episode,
final scene was a kid. They realized the whole show
was a snow globe and the hospital was inside the
snow globe, and it was just a kid shaking the light.
The old Twilight Zone shows were telling us something. They
tell you that, yeah, you know they had that in
the movie. Is the Moon stuff? Looks sixty years ago.

(24:51):
We started this process of going to the moon, and
we haven't gotten any better. We've gotten actually worse. We're
not here. It's so weird and somehow we took the
recipe to get us up there, and someone destroyed it,
and now we don't know how to get the dog.

Speaker 4 (25:03):
I would just settle for the for the same reception
on our phones that they had.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
It's pretty clear.

Speaker 4 (25:08):
I don't even care we have a go Ma. Can
I at least make a call to Ohio where it
doesn't just break up, or when I'm on the highway
talking to my daughter doesn't break up? He said?

Speaker 3 (25:17):
Two of the picture of them on the moon was
printed in the newspaper the next day. Well, how did
they get those images back from the moon.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
Especially back then you couldn't even get pictures the next
those things the photo.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
Here's a fax machine, Gary, we do conspiracy corner. Gary g.
Garcia Loves Conspiracies. Is also a comedian ac jokes dot
com is the website. We love you, Gary. What do
you got for us today?

Speaker 4 (25:45):
Uh? Well, that's so much happening? Actually, you know what's crazy, dude?
What's what all? What's what? All the tunnels in Hollywood homes?
I was watching this huge and like, Hollywood is as
corrupt as you can get. I'm sorry, I was there's
tunnel between the houses and mansions going all the way
back to like Errol Flynn, like back to the Twins,

(26:08):
all Hollywood, and they all got like as they described
the houses, they all got tunnels, they all got secret chambers.
Most of them lead like either out of the house
to like they all pop up in other houses so
they can go down. Yeah, dude, they got houses like
Errol Flynn had a tunnel that led to a secret bedroom.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
No, one has a problem with that.

Speaker 5 (26:32):
Because there was so much evidence to all this is
going on. They need to destroy that entire going to
destroy tunnels.

Speaker 4 (26:38):
Oh yeah, you're not gonna destroy tunnels, which makes me
now believe. Remember we talked about that thing back in
the day, the Actor Bond. How they were saying that
like the Auto Bond, but they call it the actor Bond. Hollywood.
There's like a whole world.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
Like Disney World, Disney the whole world underneath it, so
you don't see any of the real words.

Speaker 4 (26:56):
And they say that they have like that one dude
was working as a barista at uh, what's the name
of that place with the chick which one is that
one not duncan the other woman Starbucks? Starbucks? Yeah, yeah,
they said that they have a Starbucks under there that's
like huge. They don't pay, they just come in and
get their coffee.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
Everything's free to Underground World.

Speaker 4 (27:16):
Underground World. That's crazy, man. I believe that now though,
the more you keep hearing, because like even Gene Hackman,
now that's a big thing with him that in his
house they found tunnels and they're saying that they were
they were like bombs tunnels like that.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
You don't see these big celebrities out and about like
living life. That's why they're saying, you know, traffic, I
mean there's a level. It's not like you come out
with one movie.

Speaker 4 (27:40):
Underworld.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:42):
Well they say Jack Nicholson used to have a tunnel
that led right to the Playboy mansion.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
I believe it. I get that tunnel.

Speaker 4 (27:51):
Yeah, No one sees you go in or out.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Rate the thirteen year old girl in Jack Nicholson's hot
tub while Jack Nixs, Nicholson's girlfriend and Joel In Houston
was home at the house allegedly was guilty. Guilty. Now
he lives over Europe and it's not allowed States.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
Because like just now, I just I just woke up today.
Of course I wake up and I started looking and
I and I hear the phone call between Woody wood
He Woody Allen, and Mia Faraoh where she's literally saying
that he molested both the kids, that she feels horrible.
She wasn't there for her daughter. The daughter's off with

(28:31):
his own daughter with your yeah alone, but it was
stud that alone. Dude. I don't even know how old
I was, but I wasn't even into like looking at anything.
You know, Hollywood was what.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
Story. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:44):
I was like probably on like twenty something, maybe didn't
care at all. But when I first heard that, I
went weird. That seems like not right, that's weird. You
know what I'm saying, to marry your step daughter, Like
I understand it's not your actual daughter, but you're marrying
the kid you d seems a little weird. And know
one bad bad than I.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
I mean making movies.

Speaker 4 (29:10):
He's still making movies.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
What a movie a year? He makes a movie, makes movies.

Speaker 4 (29:15):
Still lives out here too.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
Still makes movies.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
Yeah, but he don't live live.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
They did, they they did out of the country.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
They got him out of here. I but what he
walks around no problem.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
See, we need Heraldo to open up these tunnels like
he did that too, as what we need. He's not
gonna do.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
That's Dorado, dude, Joe. You don't think Corado got tunnelsdo.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
What's Horaldo up to?

Speaker 4 (29:40):
I haven't thought about, but real quick too, man. I
was driving in and I heard the question. He was
wondering if you were trashy because you went to I
wanted to go to a buffet for Yeah, I don't
know if that's trashy, but brunch in general, we do
know you're gay.

Speaker 3 (29:59):
Well, I woul my wife.

Speaker 4 (30:00):
Yeah you're beard.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
Okay, that's your beard. If you're going to and overrated.

Speaker 4 (30:07):
I understand if you're getting taken the brunch by your
lady and you're like, okay, look I'm gonna go with
my lady brunch. But like you're actually getting involved, like
we should go eat here. Well, you know what it is.

Speaker 5 (30:17):
So you.

Speaker 4 (30:20):
Get my conspiracy on how they're feminizing men. Here's how
it got happening. You don't even notice right now. One
day you're you know, watching for games. The next day
you're drinking Mimosa's.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
And you had a dirty martini when I was dirty.
Here's why I got involved because I know where she
wanted to go and I know the amount of food
I'm gonna get there, and the I don't like that,
So I said, I found a buffet where they had
a oh you can eat roast. Trying to man it out,
peel trip.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
You're trying to men and and uh, brunch have you ever?

Speaker 3 (30:59):
You've never at eleven o'clock technically a brunch because you're
on drugs.

Speaker 4 (31:06):
You know, my first meal is breakfast, my second meal.
I'm not just good to it doesn't matter what time
I wake up. I can wake up at five o'clock.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
Let him for you. He was always that brunch. Why
why is he getting so defensive? I didn't you at all. Yes,
that's thinking brunch constantly.

Speaker 4 (31:24):
Though we exposed something to him that to him getting
very handy said, he's realizing it. The difference is he
gets taken to brunch by his lady. He doesn't. He
doesn't put in like I made closed.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
Some heels and she takes me to brunch a minute.
So what's more pussified? The wife taking you to brunch
or me taking my wife the brunch.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
Yeah, you're making the wife. He's he's not really getting taken.
He's still paying he's getting dragged, then get dragged exactly.
You want to go to the difference in him and
you was like, if y'all went to a mall, he
would be the dude sitting outside, you bet the dude
standing right next to your lady holding her bag, going.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
Where can find you? I love.

Speaker 4 (32:12):
No, I'm just saying, it's not too late. All right,
it's not too late. We should bring you back. Dog.
It's like that commercial where they say, don't become your parents.
We got it. Don't turn gay on us, dog, And
we still need men in this world. We still need
some men in this world.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
He wants to man it up by having a buffet.
That's why I wanted to man it up because I
wanted roast Gary.

Speaker 4 (32:35):
But like buffets, but only I only do the Asian
buffets because they do crab win I mean crab les.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
I don't try. We used to have one by us.

Speaker 4 (32:44):
You don't like wings at an Asian buffet. You're like,
chickens don't have legs that small.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
I'm like, yeah, what do they know about wings?

Speaker 4 (32:51):
I don't know, but they make them good. I don't
know what it is, but they make it good.

Speaker 5 (32:56):
Community College, we had homestyle buffet. It was crappy me
and all the mashed potatoes you want, you can you
just mixed it with corn and everything else.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
You could eat ice cream, yes.

Speaker 4 (33:06):
And manly though, but you're doing it during the run.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
You're just lying. They just sho that's correct. If you
if you hit Golden Crowd at the right time, you
could get the breakfast and then they bring out.

Speaker 4 (33:20):
I will never go to Golden Cora A horrible it
is in hell?

Speaker 3 (33:23):
Dare you horrib there? We're not friends anymore? Horrible? All right, Gary?
Where can people find me?

Speaker 4 (33:28):
Where can people find You can find me at a
C jokes dot com and I'm always in Atlantic City
performance to go to acjokes dot com and check out
when I'm on. You can also check me out on
a rated G with garage you go see and Bryan T.
Locata on YouTube or wherever you get your podcast putting
out a lot of stuff. Man did he did it?
There's one mixtape and the other mixtape is I can

(33:49):
get killed for telling you this.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
And it's all at Facebook dot com. Forwards last Jojo
and Scottie and I know you're part Irish, so happy
Saint Patrick's.

Speaker 4 (33:56):
Yeah, man, you know happy to say, Patrick Dale, what
I call you know the Irish version of single de mile.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
Yes, yes, true, All right Gary, we love you buddy,
We get back man. I got some trash. Oh love trash,
anything thirty.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
Toting, anything racket rock or roughing Yet love trash.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
Here's some trash for you. Looks like Tom Cruise may
have a new girlfriend. He's getting bed athletic, sloppy seconds
and a armouse who's a very attractive actress whose careers
is coming up. They were seen together at a London
heliport Thursday and Friday evening. People are saying they're just
friends though apparently sh I guess he's filming the new

(34:56):
Mission Impossible and she's doing a movie called Ballery, so
they're trying to meet between these movies being filmed. I mean,
it looks good, but he's still what seventies something, He's
got to be in the sixties right there, and she's
like in her late twenties. This is the girl. So
Ben Affleck started dating her and they were going hot
and heavy for a while after he broke up with

(35:18):
Jennifer Gardner. But then Jlo wanted Ben back, so he
dropped this girl ah to get back with Jlo, and
now he's single because Jalo dropped him, and now he
might be getting back with Jennifer Gardner.

Speaker 5 (35:29):
It's a crazy circle. She's just Hollywood's dish rag. I
guess right, you go for Ben Aflack. Now you're a
Tom Cruise.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
I mean, I guess or are you just trying to
climb the ladder. Gene Hagman and his wife Betsy passed
away in February, with Hackman leaving his fortune to just
the White. Now what happens. Now she's dead too. He's
got two kids, got nothing. You can't even give it
to the doll because it's dead too. So they died

(35:56):
within ninety days of each other. So now all so
Gene Hagman, who was acting for five decades, six decades,
all of his wealth, everything he owns, goes to charity.
Wow man, So now the kids anything? The kids? There's three,

(36:16):
there's a boy and two girls. We're not named at
all in his will. Dude, I'll tell you what. Dad's
dead for six weeks. Front door's wide open, and none
of those kids called or alarmed or stop by to
see dad. I get it. They shouldn't get anything. Yeah,
you don't really deserve it. Jennifer Garner has joined the
company Cameo. That's where you can call up and talk

(36:38):
to a celebrity. She's doing it. They would raise money
for the California wildfire relief. She's working with the World
Central Kitchen following the devastation. I guess you call up
and give a shout out. It's more of just raising
money for charity, and so you pay Jennifer Garner, I
should give you a shout out, and I guess that
money goes to a wildfire relief. Like, oh, hey, there's Elektra.

(37:02):
She just give me a shout out. It's my birthday
and she leave my voice message for me on my phone. Yeah,
and that's what that cameo is. It had Cameo took
off or in COVID because people were bored and guys
like Norm McDonald and Gilbert Godfrey were great on it
because they just were Gilbert Godfrey and Norm McDonald. Then
after COVID it kind of fizzled out. I didn't even

(37:24):
know it was still a thing. Cameo Brenda's song It
was on a New Hit Show on Netflix and she's
married to McCauley Culkin. She said that when she first
met McCauley, he didn't even know how to do laundry.
He goes, she didn't have to write. Yeah. She said
he lived in hotels like not like I'm in a
crack motel, but like nice hotels. And she said, they

(37:44):
do your laundry for you. So she said it was
kind of terrifying. He didn't know how to do anything.
Doesn't know how to drive a car. Wow, I never
got that, Like, even if I was rich, I'd still
want to drive a car. I guess if you want
to be part of mister Beast's Beast Games, casting is
now open. I don't know where you go. Just google

(38:06):
mister Beast. I guess if you want to be part
of his Beast Games? Do you know who the YouTuber?
P two is the name? No, I don't. He's dead.
He died over the weekend. P two is the name.
He's dead. Congrats to Justin Threau. Him and his fiancee
got married over the weekend. He was married to Jennifer Aniston.

(38:29):
One of the guys that he saw his face, He go,
I know that guy. You'll know him Jojo from a
show called The Leftovers. He was the lead character on
The Leftovers. Oh yeah, yeah, which by the way, ended
real weird. I didn't like The left Yeah it was
that show fizzled out. What about a season too long?
Yeah right, it's got the core. Everyone just disappeared. Kelly Monico,

(38:51):
who was just been on soap operas for years and
got naked and Playboy and I believe she won Dancing
with the Stars once. And Shanna Moegler, who has a
kid with Travis Barker and Oscar dela Hoya. They're gonna
host the podcast together. What could they possibly talk about.
Everybody's doing these spots like Shannon Mochler, you're only famous
because you got knocked up by Oscar Dela Hoya. He

(39:13):
dropped you and then you got knocked up by Travis Barker. Well,
maybe the podcast is just one episode. Congrats to former
Disney star Kyle Massey. He's engaged to Pat Benattar's daughter,
Anna Giraldo, So Pat Benattar now in the Disney family.
And Christina Cavalieri, she was on one of those MTV

(39:37):
reality shows. Now she's a podcast there. She was married
to that football court at the quarterback smoked a cigarette
on sidelines. I always forget his name, Jay Cutler, super
lazy quarterback. He took himself out of a game just
because she was married to him for a while. Their
house in Nashville just got listed for eight million dollars.
They're going through a divorce. There you go, some trash

(39:57):
for you. Oh the exl Good morning. Are you come
in doing well? Buddy? What's your name? I hope you're
a beer drinker. I drank some beer, especially after yesterday.
What would you take a wash gambling? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
we took a wash gambling a little bit of drinking,
you know. So it's a it's a hungover Monday, or

(40:20):
we're keeping the party going. So that's what my wife said,
because I I've been not drinking almost three months and
I set I set a goal for myself and the
goals coming up in like two weeks, right, it'll be
three solid months and no drinking. And my wife's like,
I don't care if you go back to drinking. She goes,
what I'm afraid of is the party won't stop. And

(40:41):
I go, that's at concerned, because dude, that was the
worst advice someone gave me. I was like seventeen years old.
And the guy's like, you want to never get hungover?
And it was like a genie coming out of a bottle.
I'm like, yeah, I never want to get hungover. And
they said, we'll just start drinking the next day. And
it's a it's an Oh, you got to dude, it's
an awful slide to start sliding down. And I guess,

(41:04):
like for over weekend, Like I see Saturday, like people
were out partying on Saturday, but then today is really
Saint Patrick's Day. So the party on Saturday, and you're
gonna keep going until today. To be honest, if you
really want to party, you could party this past weekend,
today and this coming weekend because you can still call
it now. You could call it a March Badness Patrick. Well,

(41:25):
they see that's the problem is. And I like the
party by myself. Some people call it the pressure. I
say a party, and uh so yeah, that's when I
get back to drinking, which eventually I will. I got
to make sure that I don't keep the party going
like this gentleman said, yeah, don't do what I say,
that's for sure. Hey, who'd you lose on over the weekend?
Who screwed you. I'll be honest with you. I didn't

(41:47):
lose on anybody. I just I just kept I kept
believing this weekend. Oh, good for you, man, tournament to
get going. That's it man, Yeah, looking forward to it.
He got drunk and he did. He did. He didn't
lose or make money now and and I was on
the golf course on Saturday. I'll get you beat that guy.
The best weekend ever. Yeah, you must be single. My

(42:10):
wife is amazing. Which, by the way, I talked to
a guy, uh yesterday who lives the life that we
always talk about wanting to live right, we always talk
about if our wives leave us. You know, he's divorce
inherited a house, so he has no overhead, lives just
him and his dog. Dude. I got off the phone
and I wanted to jump off a roof. Did he

(42:30):
have a jet ski like we talk about, Dude. It
was the most depressing phone call I've ever think. Like
the way I went into it, I'm thinking, this guy's
got the life right, just him and his dog, Turner
and hoot style, right, they're living life. He was so
depressed and so and like, and it was so sad
talking to him. I'm like, I don't want to. I

(42:52):
couldn't wait to hang up the phone. No.

Speaker 5 (42:53):
See, I have a boys knight this Saturday in ac
So I'll do a boys knight. But then I'm gonna
come back to my house and my kids and my
wife and my dogs. He's telling me, he's like, I
had to quit my job because the job brought up.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
A lot of memories of divorces. And I go, my god,
I go, I thought it would be fun, like he
talked about like quasi drinking problem. I go, this is
all I like. I thought you had the life, you
and your dog and that was it? What strip club?

Speaker 2 (43:17):
Was?

Speaker 3 (43:18):
He a dj at? You know we got into that. Man,
he's the guy who kind of doesn't want to put
that put the life down. He's still holding the torch
for a job that we had twenty twenty years ago.
All right, man, you stay on hold. You got tickets
for the Atlantic City Beer and Music Fest. All right,
appreciate you. Yeah, I've seen a lot of license suck
to man, because I was in that ring years ago

(43:39):
and they're still they're still playing VFW halls and should
that's what this guy wants to be A You know
tried stand up comedy through his game in acting, blames
Covid for blowing up his acting. Oh yeah, was our
producer back in the day. Still tries to like hit
up radio stations for jobs like and I'm like, man,
maybe it's time, like get a big boy job. It
sounds like he doesn't want to. And that's the guys

(44:00):
that I know. They don't work.

Speaker 5 (44:02):
I mean, here's guys doing like trivia Palooza on Tuesdays
and Thursdays because it's not a real job.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
And here's my buddy and I love him to death,
but like he inherited a house from family members, so
that's all paid for, right, wife left them, so it's
just him and the dog. And you would think, like
bachelor pad, dude, it would be like the Tom Hanks movie, right,
bachelor party every night. And he described a Saturday night

(44:27):
to me, and I was like, wokay. I was just
bummed out. It takes me one night in a bar
to appreciate what I have at home with my wife. Yeah, yep,
that's what I felt. I felt. I was like, dude,
do you just want I mean, do you want like
a friend? Do you take that you want me to
come and hang out with you.

Speaker 5 (44:44):
Yeah, like the girl at the bar who's thrown up
over the weekend because it's Saint Patrick's Day weekend.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
She has red hair. I'm like now that I don't
want her in my house. And that's it. But here's
the thing, Like, if you're a chick, I mean he's
got some stuff going on. I guess he's got a house.

Speaker 5 (44:58):
Right, that's impressive for a Hooter's chick. Look when you
have a truck, this is awesome. I mean you must
have a vehicle. I haven't seen it in a while,
but he must. Look we get back well.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
Out Jersey's rock Station z XL Morning showy body. All right,
I'm sending you a picture, So grab your phone. I'm
gonna send you a picture. And this was me last
night and this will be me every night for about
an hour. All right? Were you hitting a heavy bag? Nope?

(45:33):
But it is a betterment to something in my life. Okay,
I'm making myself try and look prettier. Yeah, oh Jesus,
don't you what is that? Why do you have spaces
on your feet? All right? So are you forrest gump?
So what your feet looks swollen by the way swollen. Yeah. No, no,
you have like a like there's no ankle there, just

(45:54):
goes from a kind of goes right up. No, I
don't see a lot of boom swollen. You see my vein?
What's up with your big toe? Jesus, what's up with
my big toe?

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (46:04):
No, it's all beat up your nail. Uh it's probably
I don't know, is it. Okay? I see the bone
on the other side. Yeah, it's the angle you took
it at. I thought that was bad circulation. I was
gonna say, now it's like, okay, you can see the
actual veins on my feet. What does that thing do? Okay?
So that is a that's a separator they use for

(46:25):
like when they do your h what's a pedicure? Yeah,
the Asian bronze. All right. So one thing my my
h I I am afraid of is my mom has
awful toes where they kind of like over tangle into
each other. Yeah, right, like her like pinky toe will
like go over onto her other toe. And uh so

(46:50):
my my wife has seen that, and I have seen that,
and I don't want my feet to be like that.
So I came up with this idea with the help
of my wife has a spacer. Okay, so her little toe,
all right, so pull up the picture I just sent
you picture of my toes. Okay, so her little toe,

(47:11):
so let's zoom in on the little toe would cross
over to the left on top of her toe that's
next to it. Yeah, I know what you're talking about.
I don't want that, So now I am spacing it
out right. Oh and I think what you're talking about
was this. It's because I was wearing socks all day.
But if you notice, I can only keep the spacers

(47:35):
in on my toes because if you look to the
left foot zoom in on my toes, it's cutting the
circulation off. You can see them getting purple.

Speaker 4 (47:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
So I can only do it for about an hour
a night to space out my toes. So yeah, so
I want my toes to be equally spaced, and I
don't want to inherit what my mom has, which are
really ugly toes. You'll see it's nasty. Athletes have that
where the toes start to kind of there were women
who shoved their feet and the little shoes, their toes

(48:09):
will start to intertwine. I don't want that. So now,
just like how a woman has to wear. I don't know,
like a mouthguard or you know, makeup or stuff. One
puts tape over my mouth when I sleep. Well, now
I have for an hour a night. Look at you.
I can't believe you thought my feet were swollen. Yeah,
the one looks swollen. Which one looks swollen? It just

(48:29):
comes straight down your one on there? Are you saying?
I have a cankle? Yeah, or just on the left
though the right. I think it's the angle. I think
it's the angle because I'll show you right now. I'll
take my ankle out right now. So I do have
a significant gap between my big toe and the other
toe which I put on. That's a pretty good gap, right,
I'm worried about the pinky, right, Yeah, the pinky is

(48:52):
the thing. And dude, let me tell you, it's a
little painful. Like what you're looking at here the spacers
that it's and look at the top of my toe
it's blue. Yeah, like it's cutting circulational. So I'm i'm
and I guess I'm breaking my foot to try and
make sure that the toe because the toe once to
come over and join the other toes. But I don't

(49:12):
want the little one to join the group. Yeah, I
would say, like if you if your toes did yoga,
this would be yoga for your toes.

Speaker 5 (49:19):
You're stretching them out, yes, you're making them go straight. Yeah,
but look at us, Look at us. Yeah, I thought
you were getting your nails done, your toenails done it.
I would probably get my nails done done. I would
probably get my toenails done. I've heard too man like athletes,
basketball players too. I've seen pictures at their feet because
they're jumping constantly. You don't think about the wear and
tear on your feet. Yeah, but yeah, you should definitely

(49:40):
be big. You should wear bigger shoes because yeah, that
will just smash in.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
Man.

Speaker 4 (49:45):
So my uh so I was.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
I was always at ten and a half. Keep looking
at and in the last year and a half I
had to jump to elevens. Save this picture though.

Speaker 4 (49:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
Uh now, if you go to the right, that's a backscratcher.
That's a game changer right there. I got it at
the Dollars store. Yeah, what's that scratch you? It's a
back scratch, But use it for your is it in
your bed with your feet things? Because I was scratching
my back dude, this was a pamper night. I was
pampering myself. I was scratching my back. I had my toes.
I was trying to break my toes. So they don't

(50:15):
touch each other.

Speaker 5 (50:15):
Now I want to oh what so I see the
picture of you, and now I'm scanting around the room
like we do girls. He's my that's my It's a
wedding picture of me on the beach. Yeah it's well,
it's me and my wife. She's the one in the
wedding dress.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
Yeah, I see that. I'm not the one in the
wedding dress. That's a blue shirt on the khaki pants.
That's the Yes, that's our wedd the one you didn't
go to. Yeah, yeah, that kills me. Man, I didn't
go there. Well, and now so you don't know what
my feet look like because you didn't see him on
the beach when I got married. I got married in
bare feet. It is funny, though, man, our wives like
they're now in the now, we're at the age now

(50:49):
where they're like, I want you to have nice feet,
So let's do this to have nice feet, because you
probably wouldn't do this by yourself, would you. I came
up with this by myself. Oh did you? I'm dude,
because I can see my pinky toe wanting to join
the crewe, and I don't want them to join the crawl.
I want my pinky toe to be out and about
living on its own. To the right, not to the left.
Do you bite your toenails? I pick at them, yeah,

(51:12):
which is not a great trait to have, but yeah,
I don't do clean cuts on them. So yeah, and
toes to me are like, you want nice feet? Yeah, yeah, right,
Like I I try and exfoliate my feet too. That's
a big thing because you know that's like the back,
especially if you are flip flops and stuff. You want
to make sure that your feed are exfoliated. Yeah. I
don't know if these are only fan worthy, but you

(51:34):
know what, dude, I don't know if I can sell,
but I I just need I just need to have
them look good. Yeah right, But every night for an hour,
I gotta space out my toes. That's what we're doing. Look, man,
it's the same thing if I was to wear like
a retainer. Sure, yes, it's just put one in every night.
It's just for my toes. Yeah, it's a retainer for
your toes. But I got to the point where we

(51:54):
tried it the other night and I wasn't noticing that
the blood circulation was off. Yeah, and my wife looked
down and dude, my toes were purple. Yeah, And I
was like, maybe, okay, maybe we don't do this all night.
We just do it for a couple of hours a night. Yeah.
So the last night backscratcher breaking my toes because you
couldn't wear the shoes over top of us, right, okay? Yeah?

(52:16):
Nor would you want to do you look comfortable?

Speaker 4 (52:18):
You know?

Speaker 3 (52:19):
I would stretching. I was doing a lio. So it
was all about it was me time. It was it
was it was mean. It was me and righteous Gemstones.
Look we we get back. We'll do a thing called
You think you have a bad you think you've got
in bed. I don't think we have a bad. Late

(52:40):
last week, a police officer in Florida had to do
double duty as a pizza delivery guy to protect the
actual delivery driver from an alligator. An officer can be
seen on video responding to a call about a gator
finding refuge beneath a car parked in a homes driveway
while waiting for a fish and wildlife trap or a
pizza delivery woman was worn not to walk towards the
house or risk a confrontation with the gator. Instead, the

(53:05):
police officer called into the home and asked the pizza
customer to take the delivery of her pizza pie at
the back door. The officer collected the cash and gave
the money to the driver, and the gator was eventually
collected and moved. Well, you would get it to them
within thirty minutes. It's free, right, remember that. Remember kids
were like dying. They were like wrapping their cars around

(53:27):
telephone poles, trying to get the people's houses. I was
out in front thirty one minute, dude, that was a
big deal. That was a big deal back there with
Thennoid that the noise we get cold because Thenoid was
the guy who would get them and make them go
over thirty minutes. So you had to avoid the noise,
right avoid. Yeah, you remember it, dude. This is why

(53:50):
Florida I couldn't do it. It's bad enough when like
maybe a squirrel or a cat is under your car.
Imagine you're walking out in the dark in your driveway
and an ally gators under your car.

Speaker 5 (54:01):
Bro My sister in law out in Albuquerque, like you'll
come out the brattlesnake just.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
Sitting there in the corner of the porch all the time.
People live out there. They can't leave their shoes out
on like their back deck or their porch because scorpions
would they all just live in there tarantulas. I just
give up the shoes, that dude. The mountain lion. I
watched the video months ago. It was a mountain lion

(54:28):
came down from the mountains in California and just took
a person's cat, and they just go, yep, that's it.
A historic fort in England has taken damage after someone
felt the need to smack forty golf balls into it.
The lang Dard Fort dates back to the eighteenth century
and played a role in the country's defense back in
the day. Reportedly, mortar on the outer wall took damage

(54:51):
from the golf balls that didn't end up making it
over the fort. It's believed the golf balls saw. It
happened early last week. Police are now searching for a
witness in order to find the guilty golfers. I did
that all the time.

Speaker 5 (55:02):
If I had it out by me, if it was
just sitting in my house. Sure, I'd be chipping golf
balls as close as I could to the ford.

Speaker 3 (55:08):
Remember how much game Remember how much fun it was
as a kid just to break windows. Like I don't know,
I guess because people polluted all the time when we
were kids. But I remember going out in the woods
and there was just a hundred old windows just up
on trees. Somebody must have demoed out an old house
and just dumped all the old windows out in the woods. Yeah, dude,

(55:29):
we would be out there for hours just taking rocks
and throwing them through glass because it's fun to break glass. Yeah,
and it's like we never thought about cleaning it up,
Like eventually that had to get cleaned up, right, somebody
did it. I mean years later, somebody had the guy
guests developed that land and they had to clean up
all that broken glass. Uh. I never did it on

(55:49):
a real house, Like I knew some bad kids that
would actually throw rocks at houses. Never did that. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (55:54):
I worked at a gas station in Weymouth, ran in
the Black Horse Pike and it had old cars behind
where the game station wasn't dude, Yeah, And I would
go out there and I'd smash the windows with rocks
because no one paid.

Speaker 3 (56:05):
Any attention to the cars. Same here, we worked on
a Christmas tree farm that had a couple old trucks
in the back. Dude, it's nothing. There's something satisfying about
a rock not shattering the window but right through the window.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (56:17):
And the sound when it hits a car, because you
can't do that, can't. On Friday, the Food and Drug
Administration put out a warning concerning the misuse of nitrous
or laughing gas. It seems that gas stations, of ape
shops and online stores are selling gas in fun flavors
like blueberry, strawberry, and watermelon. Put whatever we can into
our bodies. They're called galaca, galaxy gas, cosmic gas, and

(56:38):
mass gas. The FDA says, using the gas for your
fork effects runs the risk of dangerously low blood pressure
and potentially a loss of consciousness and injuries and a
ton of fun. I dude, I am the concert growing up.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
Man.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
They all had those nitroous balloons and my friends ran
to them. If anyone ever did nitrius said, I my
brain is frozen on nitris many a time. The sound
of the wall, wall, wall wall is so fun. Yeah,
it's it's so kids. You don't want to do it
because it's bad for you, but you're freezing your brain

(57:14):
and it's an awesome thirty seconds. I didn't have any
fun grown up. I never did it, dad, I never
tried cocaine. We do it on the way to high school.
Thank you. What's fantastic. There you go, those two, But
they have a bad you not so much. Hey, en joy,
Oh you are glowing?

Speaker 5 (57:32):
Oh hey, one hundred boy seven z XL South Jersey's
rock station, z XL morn. So this comes up with
my uh, with my kid, and then we're over our
friend's house and their kids are using this too.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
It's it's guy yet. Have you heard of guy yet? Guyet? No,
it's g gieat. I'm sorry yet, not guy at GIAT.
It's g y a T. Do you know what that
stands for? No, girl, your ass is thick? Okay? Oh,
so that's what they're saying instead of saying it out loud. Yes,
the acronym I guess is G. Well, I guess you

(58:07):
should have an eye in there. But if you're not
using is because girl, you know, I think it's girl
yo ass? I think girl your ass? Okay, you're not
You're okay. I gotta say that. You gotta say with
the attitude I was properly putting is in there, so
I can't say that girl yours. My kid used it

(58:29):
and I'm like, what is that And he wouldn't tell
me to find out it's girl yo, And it's a compliment,
not now, I believe is when a girl stick with
two c's is it. I don't know if it's a
compliment or not. But the fact that he's even commenting,
you got a thick asses, and that's a that's a compliment.
That's not that's you got a thick ass.

Speaker 4 (58:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (58:47):
Yeah, because their kid uses it too, I believe. I
believe you spell thick t H I c C. It's
that what it is. Maybe you're more. I got my
finger on the post. You know what I'm on TikTok
follow what the kids are up to. Yeah, I think
thick is a compliment. I think I walked by my
wife the other day and say, yo, you'll thick. So

(59:07):
you're talking about thick nails, the new fat thick. I
think it's like you're like, big ass, you're in shape.
I think I could be way off. But if I
say fat, p h A t is fat, but damn
that's fat. Used to be like like, hey, yo, you
obese a hole. You're thick man. Not as fun, right,
that's not as fun. But if you go, yo, girl,

(59:28):
your ass is thick, right, that's hot. Even if you're
not into thick asses, but I think you have to.
It matters what attitude. If you say, hey, you have
diabetes and you're thick, that's not hot.

Speaker 5 (59:40):
No.

Speaker 3 (59:40):
But if you walk up to a girl at a
gym and you're like, yo, the way you squat makes
your ass look thick. Okay, so that as a compliment.
I'm forty five years old. I could be way off
on all of this. Well I was way off. I
had no idea what yacht was. But yeah, that's what
it is. Who are they saying it about, you know what,

(01:00:02):
another mom? Because I ain't saying it about girl in
their girls in their class. They're in sixth grade, don't
are they? I don't I think they are. I think
that's what they were were referring to people in their class,
like the girl in classes yacht, which means girl, her
ass is thick? All right, first of all, me and
you can't even bring up that a sixth grader's ass

(01:00:22):
would be thick. No, no, a sixth grader can I
can't use yacht? No, certainly I can't use yacht. Now.
Now we can say it about a forty five year
old woman, but we can't say it about a six.

Speaker 5 (01:00:32):
What's interesting that the word thick might not mean what
I think it is. Well, when you say z H
I C C, like they're saying, yeah, thick is okay.
Maybe this girl that you know, the kid has a
liking for isn't isn't that big? It's just her ass
is thick, which means.

Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
It's a good ass. Again, a sixth grader talking about
a sixth grader, But th h I C C thick?
Because you know that's the thing too is. I could
say things like, but okay, it's a slang word. It's
an adjective. Are you talking about having attractive figure? Th
h I C or cc it's yes, it is, yes,

(01:01:11):
it is. It's not that I would be like, Okay,
so thick is a good thing, then it's hot. That's
a good that's what they want looking for. Okay, yo, yo,
yo girl, you'd be thick, gotcha yo? That's what girls
walk by me? Yo, your calves be thick?

Speaker 5 (01:01:22):
No, no that No, we'll wrap it up here. Everybody,
thanks your calls today. They're always your head is thick.
If I say my girl is thick when I get home.

Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
That's hot. Well if you say, honey, you've gotten thick
like that, it's not hot. But then if you go, yo, girl,
you thick, that's hot. But she tells me my waist
is thick, so maybe that's a good thing. Maybe I
would start saying, yes, it's good. Stay with there, everybody.
Let's gick off that rock block. It is one hundred
point seven z XL, South Jersey's rock station, z XL

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