MONDAY 3-31-25

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Speaker 1 (00:11):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Upsley.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Wake Up.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
In a world of foul mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling,
and educated window and stand above.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
All the rest. And this show isn't it?

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Hey man?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
What's happening? Good morning? Good morning, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
How was your weekend?

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Experienced Texas Roadhouse for the first time. I was jealous
of love that place. Uh yeah, it was good. Yeah,
But my wife wasn't grasping it. She had never heard
of it, didn't know what it was. And she kept
in her head because she hears steakhouse. She kept thinking,
we were going to a nice steakhouse. And I said, Babe,

(01:16):
I said, no, it's like a Chilies, But it says chilies.
That's a that serves steak. And she's like, but it's
it's a state, so what? And she kept going, we
go on the Longhorn. I go, no, no, we're not
going alonger, We're going the Texas Roadhouse. She goes, I'm confused,
but I think everyone had a good time. Did everyone
went nuts over the chili? Yeah? See, like if I
go to a nice steakhouse, I can't get the blooming onion.

(01:39):
I can't get the loaded fries with all the cheese
and the bacon on top of it. They had their
own bloomin onion, but it's not the blue and onion
they call it. I like the fantastic bloomin onion. Oh,
that's a beautiful bluemin onion. They have a name for
it because they can't call it the bloomin onion because
that's an outback thing. Because they in the world of restaurants,
they fight over I don't know how they got away with.

(02:01):
They used to do the peanut thing. But if you
had a peanutnalergy, let's say five years ago, you could
even walk in that place because people were throwing shells
at you. They do have signs all over the place
saying peanuts, peanuts. If you got a peanut and an allergy, No,
they're peanuts everywhere. I did not experience the peanuts. It
was my son's birthday, so he did get on the saddle.

(02:21):
I saw that it was pretty cool, Is it okay? Sure?
I looked at it, and I said, boy, back in
the day, like when we turned eighteen, we'd go to
a place called the Fantasy show par Yeah, straight, did
they put you on the They put you on the
stage and they would beat you with a belt if
you paid extra for it, or you could shower the
girls down. I saw the strap there. They had the
strap and he was on the horse and I don't
know if they were strapping his back like they did

(02:41):
a fantasy show par but it looked fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
not as uh yeah, it was a little different. At
Texas Roadhouse. Was his shirt on the whole time? Shirt
was on. Never asked them to take your shirt off
once and the girls were They weren't sitting on his lap. No,
all right, no, no, but I will say this, Uh
we had to send back food. Uh oh yeah, it's

(03:04):
not even the fault of my my oldest. She gets
her food and half of a latex glove is in it.
That's justifiable. So it's like, and I plan with the waitress.
I said, look, I said, we're not being we're not
being Karen's and she's laughing, and I'm like, I'm like,
can you let the kitchen staff know that I love

(03:25):
them and they're super good people, And I'm sorry, but yeah,
like you know, like it was in the food. Jesus
what food was it was it a soup steak, So
it was like glove and a steak. I guess it
was like mushrooms and stuff, and it was like the mushrooms.
But I and I said to the waitress, I said,
but it does show that you guys are clean. Back there,
you're wearing gloves. Except this glove made its way into

(03:48):
the food. Now you walk back there, you know exactly
who it is. You know, Lamont only has one glove. Lamont. Yeah,
so they did send it. They they it came back
to the table without a glove. And I don't think
any spit. I'm hoping, but I can't. I can't promise.
I don't know the spin I take the spin over
the late text glove. I think anyway, that's that's a

(04:08):
tough one. I had this and we had to because
I'm like, yeah, of course, I'm like okay, yeah, like
it's it's in the food. It's not even laying on
top of the food. It was like in the food. Yeah, everybody, Monday,
Brand New work Week, We're gonna find that ZXL Workforce
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(04:28):
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Speaker 2 (04:41):
And things sucks.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
I'm Scotty, good morning. He' some news foult us on
a Monday morning. President Donald Trump said yesterday the quote
I'm not joking about trying to serve a third term
the clearest indication he's considering ways to breach a constitutional
barrier against continuing to lead the kind after his second
term ends in twenty twenty nine. He said there are

(05:05):
methods which you could do it, but he also said
it's far too early to think about it. Yeah, listen,
things are going well in three years and you're like,
you know what, let me do this and we might
be on board. But let's just pump the brakes a
little bit. I love that guy. Yeah right. A former
janitor at a New Jersey elementary school was sentenced eight
years in prison after he was convicted of contaminating cafeteria
food intended to be eaten by students and staff. And

(05:27):
he also had possession of child porn. That's the one
that got him. This guy, Giovanni im Pilarleziaza was sentenced
to five years in prison for the official misconduct charge
and three years for the possession of the child porn.
He's a vinolent was arrested back in November of twenty
twenty three after videos emerged showing him containing food with

(05:50):
cleaning products and bodily fluids while he worked at the
Elizabeth Moore School in Upper Deerfield Township. Get off on
that because there's it's not like a joke you're playing
in your buddy's Like, ah, I got you, Like you
know that you're putting stuff in a film watching that? Yeah,
what's the point? Watch that teacher drink bleach like the
child porn. I get you're a weirdo. I get Okay,

(06:12):
I don't get it, but I get it. But that
I guess you're getting one up on. I'm sure he
did not like his coworkers and a little scary the students. Also,
sometimes I put my balls on the water cooler here,
but that I can see you guys getting water from
the water cool it's weird when you asked me to
take pictures of that. Law enforcement officials in Jersey are
seeking help. This is scary. This is like a nice area.

(06:33):
A guy was killed while driving on Root seventy three
over the weekend in Mount Laurel. They found the man
bleeding on the road about two thirty in the morning
Saturday night, Sunday morning. But is he in a car
as you Yeah, he's in a car just on the
side of the road. Yeah. The man was behind the
wheel of a Mercedes Benz on Root seventy three when

(06:55):
he was shot. They have no suspects. No weapons were
recovered at the scene either. That's head scratching. That's a
little super big. That's a main road and at a
pretty big one. That's news. What about sports? Sixers lost
to the Raptors one twenty seven to one oh nine
six Ers, Knicks Tomorrow, Flyers, Predators Tonight Phils dropped their

(07:17):
first game to the Nationals five to one Rockies Phills.
That's gonna be home opener today three h five first pitch,
uh and uh. Just days after University of Maryland lost
to Florida in the tournament, Villanova announced that they're gonna
steal the head coach. The Terrapins head coach Kevin Willard
is heading to Villanova, and I guess the final four

(07:40):
is all set for next weekend. All number one's first
time since like the nineteen eighty four something or all
number one seeded. All right, so that's that's next weekend. Uh,
there you beat over the weekend. I'll be honest, not good.
It was a bad beat. Are you gonna be okay
not having basketball for a week? Yeah, we're gonna We
told you.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
You know what it is is. I find other things.
Like last night, the games were over, so I put
money on Portland. I beat the Sixers. They covered the spread,
so I won. Lad. Yeah, I keep gambling. But after
the tournament. I like to shut it all down. There
you go. That's news sports. Yeah, sun and clouds today
high up to sixty six thunderstorms tonight. Open a forty
six tomor for your Tuesday Sunday high ap to fifty
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(08:20):
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(08:42):
Guess I gotta give my wife credit. Man. So she's
going away on a work trip. Okay. She leaves today
for Orlando, heads out the friday. She says, work trip,
I say, online boyfriend. Yeah, yeah, it's so much fun
in Orlando. So I saw this too, Like, okay, tell
me if a flag goes up with you. It kind
of did with me. Is she's packing yesterday, she's only

(09:03):
packing bikinis. Okay, but no, almost that. It's a lot
of lauinger aging a work trip. So she has a
she has a pair of panties right on the back.
She's like, look at these and it says I love
my husband right now. She's never worn from me. Yeah,
I said, well, what are they for? Is this a
thing where you and your online boyfriend are like? Yeah? Ha ha.

(09:25):
Now I'm the butt of the joke because now she's
she's with another man but wearing I love my husband
panties because you don't wear I love my husband panties
for your husband? Right? She hasn't yet, No, but I'm saying, like,
that's not something you would wear for your husband, right,
That's something you would you would wear to show off
to someone else, saying that you love your husband. It's
it's the it's the joke where hey, this is my

(09:47):
friend tiny but he's fat. Yeah, or this is my
fat friend you know whatever, be slim, you know what
I mean. So anyway, so put that the panty story aside.
I got questions there. So h So she's leaving today
and I think the room is an absolute disaster. There's
things piled up, even in the bathtub. They're piled out, Yeah,
the whole day, even in the bathtub, like there's there
over top. And I'm like, damn, now, I know she

(10:09):
has to pack. She wasted the last minute. There's no
way this place is going to be cleaned up. I'm
gonna have to live like this for five days. I'm like,
because it's her stuff, and you don't know how to
how to organize her staller stuff. It stuff out of
the closet somehow like it does. I wouldn't even know
how to attempt to what goes where. I have no idea.
It's that stuff. It's piled up on the side of
the bathtub and no one ever uses. But it looks nice.
Is that big big tub you don't pick out? I

(10:31):
can't actually get into. The door won't open because there's
so much stuff piled up that one. That's always fun. Yeah,
I wake up this morning three o'clock in the morning,
it's all cleaned up, like dude, Like like there was
little elves that came in throughout the night. They just
cooled everything up. Now that's awesome, except that she was
doing it probably at two in the morning. Now, I

(10:52):
did wake up at one forty five and the lights
were still on and it's done. I said, you gotta
get on a flight this morning. You have work all day.
I was like, uh, you have things to do. I
was like, you probably should go to bed. And that's it.
That's why I know I'm not gonna bother. I don't
know how they how they do it, like even amazing,
Like I got the bed about two am on Saturday night.
It ruins me, Like, I don't they do it? They

(11:14):
do this on a workday. Yeah, Like I didn't have
a lot other than driving around. I didn't have a
lot to do yesterday. But I couldn't imagine staying up
till two am and then having to go to work
the next day. And I can function like I'm a
six six and a half hour sleep gud, that's good.
I'm fine with that. My wife's not like that. Like
we got We got in the bed probably like one

(11:34):
in the morning Friday and Saturday after going out, and
like she likes, she sleeps like I'm up again. I'm
still up at since thirty having coffee. She still sleep
like eight or nine. I got functioned like this. It
was two thirty, right, two thirty. We wrap things up
on Saturday night, I'm still up at six thirty. Yep,
like no, everything still needs to happen. Yeah, I get this.
You know, I'll get the dog in the morning. The

(11:55):
thing is whining in the cage at five thirty. And
while I was like, you're not gonna get up, I
was like, I'll get up and do it. I got on. Uh.
On Saturday morning, I go I I once again, I
gotta leave. I got things to do. At six am,
six thirty am, My, I wake my wife up with
a kiss, right like I baby, I gotta I gotta roll.
She goes, Oh, you woke me up. I'm so sorry,

(12:16):
just letting you know I'm leaving. She goes, you better
not do that tomorrow. Don't bother her. I'm like what,
Like she goes, because because now it's interrupting my sleep. Oh,
she and I go, I'm just telling you, I gotta go.
You know who I blame for this, the new snow White.
She thought that kiss was you. You didn't get an
approval of the kiss from snow White. She she actually

(12:39):
said that. She goes, I it's interrupting my sleep. I
go just go back to sleep. Yeah, yeah, just go
back to sleep. I'm sorry. So I just need to
say good bod Yeah, like I did this morning for
my wife because I didn't say good bye last night. Again.
You know, I'm out like nine o'clock and I you know,
she's still up whatever. So yeah, I give her. Hey,
I have a good flight, you know, high five it
man smacker on the ass. You know, I felt hers.

(13:00):
I said this was for the road. I felt up
for about five seconds ago. Out of there. All right,
have a good trip. I remember what you feel like
coaches saying congratulations after a game. Then I wrote with
a sharp and I was like, she's marrying on her back.
Uh okay. I got a pair of tickets aw coming
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on the board walk. Girlfriends loved that. By the way, guys, yeah, wrestling,
Maybe that's not a date night. Maybe it's not a

(13:45):
date night. Now bring your kid. Uh, there's a lot
of guys who don't bring their kids and that kind
of cruise. Be out. Look we get back, man, we'll
do some rock news when Scottie rock news. There's some
rock news for you. Ten Nugent didn't pull any punches

(14:05):
when talking about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
He said the institution is pissing in the face of
rock history. He's being interviewed by Eddie Trunk and he
said it's it's the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
He said, you basically peed all over Chuck Berry's grave.
The way I look at it, he's not wrong. You

(14:26):
gotta change the name. He said, Chubby Checker, he's an
early rock pioneer. He's not into the rock and Roll
Hall of Fame yet, but Grandmaster Flashes, come on, he said,
it's rude, it's dishonest, it's pissing in the face of
Chuck Berry and Bo Diddley and Little Richard and all
these magnificent, real rock and roll masters and Master Flash.

(14:49):
How is he in the rock and roll Hall of Fame.
I don't know much about that era of rap. Grandmaster
Flash had one hit, right, yeah, I think I can.
I don't know those Grandmaster Flash, there's Melly mel but yeah,
it was like it was roller skating music. Yeah, yeah,
well who did white Lines? Grand Master Flash? Okay, so

(15:10):
so okay, I know Master Flows. So he also did
the message. It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me
wonder how I keep from going under? Okay, uh huh, yeah, yeah,
that's a that's a hit that's in the Rock and
Roll Hall of Fame. Sex Pistols without Johnny Rotten have
announced North American tour dates. It'll be Steve Jones, Paul Cook,
and Glenn Mattlock with singer Frank Carter will be We'll

(15:33):
begin a run in mid September and run for about
a month here in the States. The first time since
two thousand and three. Let's see the closest show to us.
Are you ready for this? Are you a big sex
Pistols fan? This is without Johnny Rott? Well I'm not.
I'm not going Go ahead, September twenty sixth at the
Filmore in Philly. That's the closest we're gonna get. That's

(15:54):
September twenty sixth in Philly at the film wore to
see the sex Pistols out Johnny Rotten. Well why isn't
he there? Because he's a pain in the ass to
get along with, That's why. And the guy still want
to deal with them, so they're like, well, just gonna
We're gonna find a younger version of you and let
him say. In my opinion, it's not really the sex
Pistols without Johnny Rotten. No, I don't know. It hasn't

(16:15):
been the sex Pistol since that guy killed his girlfriend
and then od I'll be honest, even with Johnny Rotten,
I don't care about the sex Pistols. Billy Joel is
gonna have a new two part HBO documentary titled Billy
Joel and so it goes. It'll be arriving this summer
it's uh, I don't know a bunch of people who

(16:37):
have a lot of Emmy Awards that are doing it.
Somebody put a thing up on on Facebook. It says,
no matter how well you take care of yourself, you're
always gonna end up looking like Billy Joel And they're right,
he did not all. Well, no, he's old. He's got
those like Rocky Balboa raccoon eyes and and he's he
does the thing now, you know, he went bald, so
he shaves his head and he looks like Darth Vader

(16:59):
when Darth Vader took the helmet. All he does. And
it's you can't get over that when you see the
two side by side and you go, oh my god,
Billy looks because he's a little chubbier now he's dropped
some weight though. But I'll tell you what, man puts
on a fantastic show. Sure dude's got a ton of hits.
He pulled the hottest woman in the world. You know,

(17:20):
you know he did it when he had hair. I
think that helped a lot. It's a bad bald head,
that's all.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
He's like.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Yeah, he just he looked. He looks like an old
dam But the man can still look. I saw him
he played at football Stadium. He played the link. So
the guy still selling tickets sells out Madison's Quirk card
and I think once a month maybe, Yeah, just a hat.
Put a hat on man. The hat would be a
good look. I see, go the Elton genreut and just
put a dumb two pay on it, right, just go

(17:50):
nuts one day show. He's got an afro. H. There
you go, some rock news for it. Well, it's you,
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(18:11):
know how I feel about it, be honest with you, man,
don't know how I feel about it. My wife and
my daughter and my wife like took me aside and
had like a real conversation with me. And I don't
like real conversations. They scare me because that's like what
adults do. What time was it this real conversation the
middle of the day. Perfect, good, Yeah, real conversation middle
of the day, like like come in here and shut

(18:33):
the door. Conversations, and I'm like, it's never good when
they say shut the door. And apparently I'm not being
I don't even know how to word it active or
participating or interested enough in my daughter's boyfriend. Yeah. I

(18:57):
think you said you don't even want to meet the guys. Yeah,
so you don't want any parts of it. I don't
want any part No, who would. So my wife took
me aside and she's like, she's like, look, Abby, that's
the daughter I'm talking about. Abby is a little upset.
You don't even ask about Tim. I was like, I
don't even want to know his name. No, that's so.
That's how little I want to out of this. I
don't want. I don't want to know. It's her first real,

(19:19):
like boyfriend's serious boyfriend. And I'm like like okay, and
like I like a child. My wife is telling me
you have to engage more and talk about it, and
I go, do I have to? Does she want your
acceptance to? I mean, you probably should meet the guy
and say, listen, you know what. I think this like
a nice guy. And it was a mistake on my part.
My daughter said to me, she said, you know, if

(19:43):
I don't know she was coming home from work or something,
and she got off the phone and she said, oh,
Tim says hi. And my response back to her was,
who's Tim. Yeah, I don't care. I don't care about Tim.
But it was my mistake. I forgot his name was Tim. Yeah,
because you don't care about this, I don't care about it.
So then my wife and her they set up a plan.

(20:04):
He's coming over for Easter. Oh the holiday? Huh dude? Yeah, dude,
but don't you do? You have a lot of people
over for Easter. Was just like an intimate, just easy family. Well,
usually we do a big thing in the night before Easter,
like a Saturday Saturday night party, and then Easter is
pretty low key. It's like a brunch. Not Tim's parents
though you haven't met the parents. They're not coming right,

(20:26):
just Tim haven't over yet. And I think, uh, I
think that I think they got some dough. Well that's nice.
Tim is the right the right one, because I think
they vacation in the Hamptons, so they're rolling with some dough.
I believe. I don't know that, but yeah, I gotta
take I gotta, I gotta, I gotta be better when

(20:47):
it comes to my my daughter's boyfriend. Well, one of
I swing over. When Tim gets there, we'll give them
the old bad boys too. Yeah, chitty bang bang, you know,
and I got the gun. I'm waving the gun around.
It's always it's very awkward. It's always awkward. Listen, and
I'm not going to get into this too much, but
that's your daughter. You know you you dated when you

(21:08):
were about that age. You know, you know what goes down.
Not gonna lie about it. We're adults here, but it's
hard to it's hard to take, you know. And so
I actually had two kids. In my mind, I'm like,
I wonder if her dad even knows it, you know,
we're doing our thing. Well, gets pregnant. When your wife
gets pregnant, you know, it's you know, yeah, very yes, yeah.
So I don't want it there, you know. And and

(21:30):
I just they say, because we have a saying, you've
said it before, what's that? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
you know I can't say that. The guys who have daughter,
well we know what's up. No, and they if you
say that to them, you you get punched in the face.
And and justifyingly, man, I should get punched the face
if I pulled that joke to a buddy of But
I need to be more engaging and present when it

(21:56):
comes to my daughter and her boyfriend, because it's not
going to stop. You can't turn a blind again. She's
going down on dates with this guy, like oh yeah,
I mean getting there. They're like a thing, Like they're
like a like a legit thing. And so my wife
had to sit me down like a like a like
a mother scolding a child and say, yes, stop being
a dummy. Dummy. When I first met my wife her

(22:16):
dad first time, a lot of a lot of stuff
went down. First of all, it's where he picked out.
He's like, oh, you know, he's he's buying this cabin
in the mountains and I'm like, well, oh, that's a
nice vacation. He's like, no, no, I'm gonna live there, right,
And he ended up living there, moved away. He also
showed me an album of when he was in the war,
and I'm talking about the war, just not we don't
know what war, just the war, dude. I'm watching him

(22:37):
and his buddies and they're piling up bodies and like
it was off. It was an awful book. Even my
wife never saw it in a necklace of ears. Then
we go to the shooting range and he's like, he's like, uh,
you hurt my daughter. I'll give you a hundred yard
head start. You pick which ball you want to keep.
Those were the three conversations I had with my dad
when I first met him. Dude, they my first girlfriend

(22:58):
in high school met the dad. I was gonna be
all Eddie Haskell, right, like, you know, hi, missus cleaver.
I believe that. Right. I went up, I I practiced this.
I I was gonna, dead in the eyes, shake the
guy's hand, right, So I've been practicing. I'm I'm gonna
I'm gonna wow this father. Right, it's a high school girlfriend.

(23:19):
I go up to meet him, firm handshake, look him
dead in the eyes, say nice to meet you, mister,
and he stops me and says, I didn't go to
school for so many years for you to call me mister.
I'm a doctor. He'd be in a douchebag at that point, MANU,
you talk about shut down that's fine, And I'm like, oh, sorry, doctor,

(23:46):
are you a good doctor? I don't know anything about
your practice. That was a rocky relationship me and him.
Head but it's his fault though right off the bat man, Yeah,
don't you do that. But then, but now I'm the father,
I get it. I get what he was doing. He
was trying the one up. Look we we get backed
and knock out some headlines. Lunch point seven's the XL

(24:10):
South Jersey's rock stations, the XL Boarding Show. So we
met with the dog trainer over the weekend. This guy's
out of his mind, but he's awesome. Remember that was
a big thing about ten years ago. It was the
guy who would he would like he had like a
clicking sound. See are you talking about Caesar Milan. Caesar Milan,
he was. He was big for a split second, like
ten years ago, and he would do a thing and

(24:31):
whatever he did, it was like he would like almost
like spit at the dog. The dog whisper they called him,
right yeah, But what was the thing he did? He
would he did a thing like he he like it
was like a like a like a like a It
was a sound he made and whatever the sound was,
the dog did whatever. He said Yeah, like yeah, dude,

(24:52):
he was so popular. I don't know why I did this,
but somehow I got free tickets to see him at
at Resorts tickets to do what exactly, I don't know,
but we went. Yeah, it was it was weird. That
was a very early two thousands type of like we
were the internet wasn't exactly what it is now. We

(25:13):
weren't like he was like for like four years he
was super popular. Yeah, everybody loved them. Yeah, like different
reality shows and people follaly wrote books and then just
went away. Do we went Solomon Resorts. He didn't bring
a dog with him. I don't even know what. I
have no idea, but like, for like five years, the
dude was a superstar. So, uh so, our dog has

(25:33):
this thing. It's called resource guarding, and this is when
he like he will is that what they call it. Well,
when he has something that is and you're trying to
take it away, he's guarding it and he will bite you.
It's also called pissed off. Yeah, exactly exactly. Your dog
has anger issues. So we end up getting this guy
and I'll shout out to him because he's uh, I
don't know man, everyone seems to know this guy. Joe
Nick is his name. Okay, dog trainer Ben. He's old

(25:56):
school man, being in the canine unit for for years
everybody all the I know, they all know Joe Nick.
This guy's like oudam his mind, but he's like the
best of what he does. Yeah, so we go you
want grizzled old man, dude, it's exactly it like, and
he's and he's honest, he's so wanted, like he's cursing.
I can't do anything for this dog. He called my
wife a dummy, he called me an a hole. He's like,

(26:17):
because we're telling him like things that we do. He's like, yeah, dummy,
what you did is you let your dog run your household,
Like that's how he talks. And you still haven't got
him fixed yet. That's issue. We decided to go ahead
and get that planned. So that's gonna happen. That takes
away a lot of the aggression. Yeah, that's that's what
I've heard, yes and no about that, but it's listen,
ain't gonna hurt take the balls away. I don't know
if you took my balls away, I probably would settled

(26:38):
down too. We did. We got married. So we we
go over to this guy's house man and it's like
it's legit training and it is. He is, I say,
breaking the dog. He doesn't like to use that word.
But he's and you're watching it.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
Now.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
My dog gets there. Now, my dog walks on. At
least we got a harness, you know. Sometimes he pulls
and everything else and we just deal with it. Yeah,
by the way, you say harness, your dog doesn't know
how to walk on a leash. His dog goes right, dude,
He's the perfect dog, tails wagon, no aggression at all,
walking almost perfect on the on the leash. Right. We
put him on a choke collar. Now we're trying to

(27:13):
teach him. Listen, you get a little jolt, tell me
where you're going. He has a ball, right, Joe, guy
goes over there, grabs the ball away. Dog doesn't care.
It has a second ball. This dog is one of
his best behavior. Dude. I hate it, dude. I wanted.
I was like, give me something to break this dog
or do something because dog used to do this at
the vet where my dog would be dying, literally dying.

(27:34):
I take it to the vet and all of a
sudden it would be like a puppy eggle. They know, man,
My mom, Yeah, I deal with my mom riddled with dementia.
Every day. I take her to the neurologist. She has
the best day of her life. Else she's reciting Bible
quotes the kid hasn't had since she was in the
Catholic school. You can't put her down. She's perfectly fine. Well,

(27:55):
all of a sudden, she's remembering things. I almost want
to whisper to her, act like you can't remember when
we walk in. Yeah, so we started some training. We
gotta make this dog and we know we get it,
like we have. Here's the problem. I want a lovable,
fun dog, but at the same time, like you're giving
him run of the house like he thinks he's he

(28:16):
thinks he's running. These got to settle that down. Joe
called us stupid. Probably, I'm gonna say probably twenty times.
Call my wife a dummy, a hole f dude. He's
as blunt as it gets. I'll tell you I had
a different idea of having a pet. Somebody told me that,
Hey man, hey dummy. Right. Uh, dogs don't know what

(28:37):
humans are. They just look at people as other dogs, right,
So you do, Like, that's why you know a dog
looks at a child as another dog. That's why sometimes
they play rough, That's why sometimes they can be aggressive,
That's why sometimes they they get mad if a kid
plays with a certain toy that they think is their toy,
because they don't look at it and go, oh, I

(28:58):
can't do that because that's a person. And they look
at it and go, that's another dog. And this guy, listen,
he told us what we wanted to hear. He said, listen,
you're your dog can easily be fixed. You just need
to figure this thing out where you are. Yeah, put
some work in. You know, you can love on your dog.
But he doesn't sleep on the bed because now he
thinks he's part of the household. He's like, he said,
you gotta treat him, make a dog, and he would
follow it with stupid or dummy. Yeah. Yeah, but he's right,

(29:23):
you're dog on man. Everything he said was right on.
Dog thinks he is the ruler of a house filled
with dogs. He doesn't know human yep, right, and that's
why that guy's calling you a dummy. Ye, dummy, stupid
and everything stupid. Dummy. Yeah, that's exactly over and over.
Can I ask how much is this setting you back

(29:44):
per session? You know what this is interesting? Here's how
old school this guy is. He won't tell us. Oh boy,
and I asked him, I said, listen. I was like,
you know you by the dog. I said, you were here.
We're here two hours on Saturday, right, You're only going
to meet the dog. It's like, what this is this cost? Please?
I want to pay you. He's like, he's like whatever.

(30:04):
I'm like, no, no, no, please, because I don't want
in two months, I don't want whatever to be ten grand.
And also too, I don't want you to do this
because you want to just and he seems like he dude,
he loves animals. I get it. He wants to fix
this dog. He doesn't want me to give the dog
or put the dog down. And this might be very
admirable of him. He's a guy who if he can't

(30:25):
fix your dog, he may say, hey, man, I'm not
taking your money because I didn't do what I told
you I could do. He told me, he said, I said,
I I said, not even met the dog. What do
you think? Right? He's like, you know what, it's it's
easily fixed. He's like, if if he wasn't fixed, I
would take him by the hand behind the shed and
I would have shot the dog. I said, you know what,
I believe you would have done that. Yeah, he said,

(30:45):
I was ready to throw the dog against the wall
the shed. I have to train this dog. I was like, man,
do what you gotta do? Yeah, you want to collar?
You want to send your dog away for a couple
of days, and then when you pick him up, he's fixed.
That's it. Yeah, he's got a little suit. I'm like,
whatever brainwashing needs to happen, whatever you need to do,
just make it happen, because that's the thing. And I

(31:06):
know you. You don't want to put the work in,
nor do I. You want to buy a dog that's
cute and and comes over and sits on your lap
and sits while you smoke a cigar and have your
drink after work, gets along with everybody, gets along with everybody.
You want, You don't want to put You don't buy
a dog to put work in. Apparently we love the
dog too much. Now I see people that are tough
on their dogs. I'm like, you know what, that's the
way to do it. Yeah, that's what.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (31:28):
That dog doesn't do bite the babysitter's arm when she's
reaching for a paper child dog. When I see somebody
walk a dog and the dog's good on a leash,
I'm impressed. Dude, we got choker collars and I wanted
to do the choker collar forever. Cooler he because he
responds to that, dude, we're walking now. Now he's watching
us walk in the direction. There's no more pully. You
know why, because the dog can't breathe. Yeah, shocker, he

(31:50):
responds to being choked out. Put one on my wife.
We get out, we get back, We'll not.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
I got some trash.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
Oh why love frash? Anything thirty on Nichy or duty,
anything racket rocky or roughing. Yes, love frash, there's some
trash for you. Sydney Sweeney. She was seen out and

(32:32):
about and she's the big H's star right now. The
actress was seen out without her engagement ring. She did
push off her wedding that she was supposed to have. Uh.
I think because the guy's and nobody Jonathan Devino. Uh,
they pushed back their wedding. But now she's been seen

(32:53):
without the without the ring. They've been dating for seven years. Yeah,
my wife does this when she goes out on girls
night or to the nightclub, sports at a bar, she
takes she's like, you know what, I don't want to
lose this ring. So I'm gonna leave it here at home.
I say, okay, honey, why don't you head out without it? Then? Yeah,
That's how I kind of become a social media detective,
is when I start to see girls take pictures and

(33:16):
all that ring's not on, and they start to put
like inspirational quotes up on their Facebook page all the time.
All of a sudden, there's no more pictures of the husband,
but a lot of pictures of the kids. Relationship gets complicated. Yeah,
and I'm like, the first thing I do is look
for the ring on the finger. The rock. Over the weekend,

(33:36):
he was on a flight from Hawaii to Houston. They
had to turn the plane around due to mechanical issues.
We almost lost the rock. Everything was fine, they were
able to get to his destination. There's some drama happening
in the hook Hogan family. Linda Hogan, we haven't heard
about her in a while. That's the ex wife, the

(33:57):
mother of Brook. She went online to some type of
social media and she started crying, saying that Brooke Hogan
is an alcoholic and that Brooke has is abusive towards
her mother. Jesus. Okay, so they don't get along, right,

(34:18):
and she said, quote, plenty of people know the truth
about Brooke. Why why is this on social media? Why
don't you just call up Brook and figure this thing?
A lot of drama going on in the Hogan family.
I'm sure Hook's like, dude, I don't want any of this,
like it just just just can everyone stop? Because he
You gotta remember, he made all these people, like no
one knew who Linda Hogan was. Like if her name

(34:40):
was Linda Carter, right or Linda Johnson, no one would care.
They only care because her name is Linda Hogan, who's
older Brook or her step mom? Honest question. It is
a little creepy. Gotta be close, right, It is every
one of Hogan's girlfriends, yeah, even her, Like I get
the mom looks like the daughter, right, but it's her mom.
But every girlfriend after Linda Hogan has looked exactly like

(35:03):
his daughter. His daughter Brooke had she had like one song.
I remember she made it around the top forty thing,
and I was doing nights and like, hey, you want
to Brook Hogan. I'm like not really. He's like, well,
Hull Coca is could be winter. I was like yeah,
So I told her for like a minute and I
was like, talk to him. Man, it was pretty cool.
I having him the studio and everything. Remember they call
him Thunderlifts when he walked in he left. Yeah, well
that's that's a great role. Rocky three. They had a

(35:26):
reality show for a while, Hogan Knows Best, and they
tried to make that a real platform to push her. Yeah,
she looked, she was hot, but it just didn't. It
never worked. She even tried wrestling for a while. It
just didn't work. So that's where we know the mom
from she was on the TV show right, Yes, that
she started doing all those reality shows, like she'd pop
up on Out of the Surreal Life, or she would

(35:48):
pop up on I'm a Celebrity, Get me out of here.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
You know.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
It's just like I think she tried to do her
own reality show for a while and look, man, great light.
I think she got thirty million in the in the divorce.
Just go live your life, Hogan. Man, he had a
sex tape. We just forgot about that. Remember he's plowing
Bubba loves Plunge his girlfriend, his best friend's wife, and
uh they then the best friend taped it. Yeah Bubba
was a cook. Yeah he taped it and I believe

(36:15):
sold the tape. Yeah there you. I don't think their
friend city some trash for it ticket? Yeah what you're
gonna do? Okay, that's that's that's that's o' cogan is
not an ae W. Why do you want to go
to wrestling? Lady? My son and my husband are huge fans.

(36:36):
Very cool. Yes, nice, they're gonna like this, and they
got they got tickets for a e W coming back
to Atlantic City. I you, you go with them. You
just give them the tickets. Let them. Let them have
a night out, right, I have a night out. Yeah,
you know, you go, you go find a nice fancy
bar to hang out and you drink your martinis while

(36:56):
they go watch wrestling. Yeah, girls, night, you know exactly.
That's how I'd like to be good support. Well what
do you do? You're a good mom and a good wife,
we know that, But what do you do?

Speaker 3 (37:08):
I'm a radiation therapist.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
Radiation therapist? All right, Well you you can tell your
husband and your child that they are going to see
ae W in Atlantic City.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Awesome, Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
So if I get overwhelmed with radiation, I come to
you and I lay on the couch and I tell
you about it. No, that's not what I hear A therapist.
I seen you're gonna solve my problems with radiation. I
wish that. I mean, I could solve your problems by
sounds like a loon, that's what it is. Okay, this
sounds like a lot of school, like you gotta know

(37:41):
what you're doing because you're dealing with radiation. That you
gotta know. You gotta really be smart. I like to
buy it. I like to buy into the Marvel movies.
That incredible whole thing. Could that happen by too much radiation?

Speaker 2 (37:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (37:54):
Am? I mean I could give you superpowers possibly?

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Okay, thank you. That was I'll tell you that was
ever comic book man. It was. It was just that
was your superhero is. They always got caught in like
an atomic blast and somehow it changed their DNA and
they were giants or they shrunk down like ant Man.
It was always the atomic bomb. Well, thank you for
not debunking that, because now I can believe it'll actually happen.
Thank you so much for that. You know it's true.

(38:21):
And now there's a red hook and a green hook.
I there's so many hooks out there right now, All right,
you stay on hold. You're going to see AEW or
your husband and child they're going to see ae W.
I thank you. That's a very nice mother and wife
to do that. Yeah. Man, uh and they they'll have
a blast. And actually I can't remember if I've taken
my wife to I've taken my wife to MMA fights. Yeah,

(38:44):
well that's hot man that. I don't think we've ever
gone to a wrestling match together. Okay, we gave away
silly your dad something. Yeah, we gave away tickets before.
I bringing a friend of mine who really liked it,
so our family went and his family went. This guy
was so into it, like he knew wrestlers that nobody
should know him. Like, this guy loves wrestling too much. Oh,
I've gone with doors. I've gone the wrestling with hardcore Doors.

(39:07):
And they'll say it he's a wrestling dork.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
And it's actually fun, man, because you start to buy
into it too. Like I'm not a huge wrestling fan,
but when you're with people who buy into it, it
becomes fun. Why you did this years ago? We ended
up getting free wrestling tickets. You took your wife as
a date without kids, just you and her or a
wrestling it well, you know why because my wife likes
loud sounds and lights. I was like, what are you doing?

(39:31):
It was the it was the raw or one of those.
It was a televised event. Yeah. And what I didn't
tell you and I should have, is that they don't
you don't hear the television broadcast when you're there, taken excitement.
It takes all the excitement away. A lot of hardcore
wrestling fans actually don't like going to wrestling events that
are televised. Yeah, because it's more for the TV side

(39:55):
than it is for the people actually there in the crowd.
And they call time out and it's is silent. I'm like, yeah,
I'm gonna go get some pop. Sports do commercial breaks
and you just sit there and yeah. I was like,
you're taking aware. Well that's what I got laid that night.
So bang bang bang boom. She felt it didn't get
laid that night, Like she's like, this is the guy

(40:16):
I'm dating. We were married. I don't think so. I
think this is pre married. Eight. Yeah, we get back.
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(40:36):
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iHeartRadio app search w z XL. It's that easy. I
think I gotta I gotta pull a Karen today and
I don't want to. You're gonna bitch out side? Is
this somebody here at work? No? Okay, I gotta complain
to a person I bought something from on the Facebook

(40:57):
yard sale thing. Yeah, and I got I'm not gonna, dude, look,
I'm not gonna do like a Yelp review because they're
I think you can do that now, like you can
rate people and say like they're they were good or bad. Dude,
I got screwed. And it's one of these things where
like I don't want to have to go back at you,
but I gotta kind of go back at you. You
feel like they took advantage of you. Dude, I bought

(41:18):
to It's get my garage geared up for the summer.
I I you know, we got the pool table out there,
ping pong. It's a place for kids to hang out.
We have parties. It's a place to hang out. It's
like a record it's like a social club. But that's
what it is. It's a garage. It's cool. Open up
the garage doors. We're hanging out there all weekend. So
I got this basketball game. I love. My wife loves
the basketball games. You see it like an arcade or
like David Busters. You know, like the ones that like

(41:40):
you try and get a hundred points. You know, it's
the ball it returns to you. You know that that thing.
It's the one you get excited about if there happens
to be a ball and you get one free shot
without putting a quarter in. Yes, that guy. I'm like,
oh shoot, I got a ball in my hand. The
ball rolls down, yeah, like an animal. All right. So
I buy one. And it's one of the nicer ones.
It's like an arcade like you see in an arcade.
It's not one that like you just put in a

(42:01):
kid's bedroom. So I buy it. The person advertise it inbox,
in inbox, right, sealed inbox. I'm like, okay, cool. So
I'm buying this from someone. It's new. I drove to
their house. I picked it up right. It was in
the box. You know, see it was all taped up.

(42:22):
The box did not tape that it looked like it
came from the store. Yeah, dude, I go home, it's
been sitting down for a couple of days. I open
it up with uh, with my little guy, we're gonna
put it together. I can tell it's used the zip
it's it's got all the parts are in a ziplock bag, right,
someone repackaged it. No basketballs. Oh geez, well that's a

(42:45):
major part of this. There's supposed to be four basketballs
with it. There's no basketballs, and so I'm like, okay, oh,
then no instructions. Yeah, so I gotta rea. I gotta
write these people back and go. Look, I'm not asking
for money back or anything, but like just know, like
you screwed me on this one, like no balls, you

(43:06):
sold it has it was new and there's no instructions. Yeah. See,
I don't want that person call me back. I am.
I give so much information, Like hey, by the way,
there's a scratch here, there's a chip here. I had
it opened. This is I would rather that it. I
had an Xbox Xbox three sixty. I sold the lady
for like dirt cheap. Maybe were kids one of them,
Like listen, I cleaned it out. It's like it's worked
perfectly fine for us. She hasn't contacted me. Yeah, and uh,

(43:30):
but I see I end up buying and this is
I took a chance and it worked out. I end
up buying a PS five from my kid for Christmas
and it was used. Yeah, And I went back and
forth with a guy it Guys, listen, I want it tough.
It's sealed. I'd never opened it. I'm being honest with you.
I know nothing about it. And if something happens to
it and it's broken, please just contact me. And it

(43:51):
was easy, like it was ease in my mind to that.
I was like, I can call this guy back, and
I'm not gonna screw you either. If it doesn't work,
I'll be honest. Doesn't work, but if it does, I'm
not gonna bother you. I've sold appliances before, and you know,
on Facebook yard sale, and I always say I cannot
look it worked when I when I put it, you know,
the last time I used it. Other than that, I
don't know. I can't promise you, and I did. I

(44:13):
sold the dryer to a guy once and he took
it home and he's like, dude, it doesn't work all
that well. And I said, I bring it back, I said,
I said, I'll give your money back. Like I'm not
going to sell you, you know, damage goods. But but
I'm gonna be honest with you. So you have to
you back to this lady's and listen. You have the
right balls? No balls with this? When you said this
was sealed in the box. When this was purchased, it

(44:35):
says here clearly on the box it should be coming
with four balls. Do you have the ball? That's it?
Do you happen to have the balls? Now you've already
acknowledged the fact that this thing is screwed up. I
can't use you have them somewhere. I want to do
that work. She has them somewhere. It's uh, it's passive.
I want I'm going to be passive aggressive where it's like,
I want her to know, she said, I know there's

(44:57):
nothing you can do to fix it. Right, she got
one over on me. Right. It's sure I could come
cry and complain on on social media, but I'm not
going to do that. But I want her to know
that I know. What does she think? Like you did?
She think you're gonna get a basketball thing? You open
it up and there's no balls in it. Look it
could have so dumb is it? Given me a bike?
And look, there's no wheels on the bike. Man. I
could tell these people were like professional like ebayers because

(45:19):
their house was just filled with boxes. And that's why
I said, look, that's the type of person I am.
I give I am giving them the benefit of the
doubt where they may have purchased this thinking and just
resold it thinking that it had all the parts in it.
But I'm like, okay, I am going to be a
little passive aggressive in the message I send back and
be like, guys, just to has the heads up, like

(45:40):
once again, not looking for money, but I know you
got one over on me. But just know that this happened,
and I know that, you know, ask her for the balls.
That's the best way to do it now. And she
might come back and like, shoot, what do you mean,
like there's no balls, Like, I'm sorry, I didn't know that.
I'll be honest, I can get over the balls because
I looked I can get them on like Amazon. It's
no instructions, dude, There's a lot of pieces to this thing,

(46:03):
and I have no idea. And I went I even
went to the manufacturer's website and I can't track down
the manual. I'm like, there's this there's gotta be one
hundred pieces to this thing. Then we swing by and
kicking the door man. You and I. You know, I
still have their address to my phone. You do, I dude,
imagine I just show up with it. Yeah, you and
I are the muscle. Like we. I worked selling appliances

(46:26):
right after I got the vorce. Needed money, you know.
And we had a guy walk in once and I'm
sure car dealers have dealt with this guy came in,
he bought like a kitchen and like the range kept
breaking on him. So he comes in with a bag
of lemons, and I'm like, sir, like, do you think
that's gonna like what are you gonna do with that?
And even the owner kind of embarrassed him and said
that to him, because so what like this little thing

(46:49):
you're doing, You come in this stage show that you
have a bag of lemons. We get it, it's a
dud of an appliance. It happens, but what did you
think was gonna happen with this bag of lemons? Like
it was good? We were we were all gonna be
shocked that you brought in a bag of lemons. You
and I showed up this woman's house. She shout throwing
the basketballs at our heads. Yeah, like like, I'm not

(47:09):
gonna go kick in her door. I'm not gonna threaten them.
We don't know yet, but I am gonna be a
little carnish and passive aggressive send a message. I'll be honest.
She might not know it doesn't have basket. She might
have bought this U sealed and never opened the door.
And I'm not gonna put on a stage show for right,
Like I could easily drive it to her house and
just dump all the parts on it looks like the

(47:30):
box on fire. Then I'm out eighty bucks. Yep, I can,
I can? I can. I can go to the town
of Winslow and find these people. Good cop back. I'm
holding you back from going after Like what's going on
in my yard? Man? I know they're in there. I
know my basketballs are inside your house. Man, do you
have the balls? Man? I know you're sitting on the instructions.

(47:51):
I know you who and by the way, who steals instructions. Look,
we we get back, man, We'll do a thing called
you think you have a back.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
You think you've got in bed?

Speaker 1 (48:05):
I don't think we haven't bad. A self proclaimed chronic
people please there, finally decided to take a stand on
a Delta flight, and now their actions are being debated
on Reddit. Before the flight took off, the couple asked
them if they would be willing to change seats so
they could sit together. The answer was a hard no.
The woman looked shocked and heartbroken over not being able
to sit right next door a man. But after asking

(48:26):
if the seat was a middle or an aisle and
being told that it was also a middle seat, the
unmoving passenger saw no benefit in making the move. I
get this, especially just for your guy or your girl.
If it's your kid, like a young kid, I get it.
But other than that, I steal it. It's a two
hour flight, bro. So the couple they sulked the entire

(48:49):
plane ride, and now people are debating is that an
a whole move or not? I just just like I
don't know, krissy pants like mo. That's they were moote
because they couldn't sit next to each other. You're right.
If somebody came to me and said, I'm look, I
have a young child here, I would really, I'm I
have anxiety. I'd like to sit next to my kid.
I get that, but just because like I'd like to

(49:10):
sit next to my boyfriend. It's sucking up for a couple.
I've been separated from my wife and my kids, and
like I'm two rows back, but my wife was stuck
with the kids and she's trying to keep them entertained
and out of their bounce off and put those headphones on.
Not in here a thing. The kids are perfect. This
past weekend, Miami hosted the Miami Ultra Music Festival. Partiers
paid five hundred to four thousand dollars to get tickets

(49:32):
for the chance to see some of the world's most
prominent DJs. Were you down there this week? You know what? Now?
That you? That's why I was away all week? And
yes you you are South Jersey's number one mobile DJ.
You figured you would be down there for the Miami
Ultra Music Festival. I represented NJ Dog. They said this
was a lot of FU money that was being spent.
Four hundred and twenty five thousand dollars. That's one bottle

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service package four hundred and twenty five thousand dollars includes
two hundred bottles of campaign, one hundred bottles of Dom,
and one hundred bottles oh two, So it's two hundred bottles,
one hundred of one kind of dom and one hundred
of another bottle of Dom. Those on a tighter budget
could get a water bottle for only eighty dollars. It's

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so stupid, man. That bottle service they get you for
a nightclubs is ridiculous. One hundred and twenty five thousand
dollars for bottle service. I was somewhere and I think
I got two drinks. Where were They were fifteen dollars,
So it was thirty dollars for two vodka drinks. Yeah,
And I looked at my wife. I said, I could
get a bottle of vodka for thirty dollars. Sure, we
got two vodka drinks. That's that's the problem. We talked

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about it last week that my wife was talking and
sent me a thing about like, you know your wife,
You know your wife's expensive or something, right, And I said,
but you weren't when we started dating. Yes, right, you
were a three dollars beer girl, and now you're a
seventeen dollars you know Martini, the top shelf man. Yeah,

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like you know that thirty Martini is clusting me an
arm and a leg. My bitch was pound of mad
Dog twenty twenty shots when I first married. She won't
even touch mad Dog twenty twenty. You would have been proud.
Saturday night, Mad Dog twenty twenty made an appearance in
my kitchen. I saw it, and I was proud of that.
Who had that? Where'd that come from? I believe my

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son for his birthday? Okay, Back in twenty sixteen, you
might remember a rash of creepy clown incidents across the country,
particularly around Halloween. Now it's twenty twenty five. Was ten
years later. It appears that we might be in the
midst of another creepy clown resurgence. Last week down in Florida,
of course, a guy dressed as a clown was in
a shopping center. There's been reports in Ireland concerning a

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man and a man in a clown mask pointing a
knife at people, then running in the direction of a school.
The clown was arrested in charge with possession of a
weapon in Ireland. Though yeah, I remember, they would just
be standing out on the road, creepy like you are. Creepy.
I mean, you're not breaking the law to my oldest.
She lives on her own now, and if I just
send her pictures of clowns and she starts crying, you

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should put one of those red balloons on her mail
so they have creepy clowns on Facebook yard Sale. I
thought about getting one breaking into her place and then
hiding it under her bit. That won't give her a
heart attack at all, right, Like just I dude, there's
parts of me where I'm like, I planned how to
break into her plates and just hide clown stuff. I

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found out my buddy's wife had a fear of midgets,
and I remember we had a friend who was on
the show, and I'm like, how great would it be
if he lets us in right and this thing like
jumps up in the middle, like out of her closet
and just will want it too, and then just deny
the whole thing happened. Say, honey, I don't know. You
must have had a nightmare, dude. We called up my
oldest has a clown and she almost called nine one one, yeah,

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thinking a clown was outside of the house waiting for you.
You're yucking it up on the phone, and when we're
just laughing and laughing. She has the phone and she's
dialing nine one one.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
Whatever.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
The horns are there. You go those people. They had
one hundred point seven the Excel South Jerseys rock stations,
the Excel Moist show. I gotta give it to this
gay guy man I met over the weekend, super nice guy.
Friday night. I get it's it's It was a benefit
for the wrestling team. So they called a gala. Basically
I had to get me and my wife to go.
It was just a couple things, like anybody could go.

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And my wife almost she like kind of was thinking
about it. She's like, oh, we can get dressed up.
It would be yeah, dress And I'm like, but it's
a fundraiser for a wrestling event in another town. And
we don't have any children in this wrestling league. I'll
be honest, man. My kid wrestled last year, didn't like
it too much. Went to two practices this year, and
somehow we donated one hundred and fifty dollars for a chicken,

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bakers and some bar. I mean, I appreciate, you know,
the invite, but it was seventy five. I think ahead
and I'm like, dude, okay, I'm not dropping set. No,
not to not have a kid go to an event
where I don't have a kid, and and it would
be awkward. Now people would be like, who are these people?
And seventy five bucks a pop? Yes, seventy five dollars

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a pop, and we wanted to go. Just again what
it was? It was the girls wanted to dress up.
You know, I wore I wore I wore soup pants,
nice shoes. I wore a notorious big T shirt and
I put the jacket over top of it, and that
jacket stayed on for about two seconds. Was anyone wearing
a wrestling cigarette?

Speaker 2 (54:22):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (54:23):
No? But okay, so did anyone get hit in the
head with a steel chair. There's a lot of things
that happen. So first of all, the DJ, right, they
don't pick me because they want me to have a
good time. I was like, I'd rather just play the music.
I wouldn't go see see that. I wouldn't I wouldn't go.
It's not the seventy five dollars tickets that that made
me not go. It's you, not DJ. This is how
bad the DJ is. I walk in and I wear

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like twenty minutes late and he's playing the Hulk Hogan
theme song. I'm like, bro, it's are Thun Raider. These
people just want to dance and have a good time.
You don't have to play wrestling music too, it's not
for that. I thought the entire thing is nothing but
but wrestling songs. This guy was a very maybe I
missed out. Maybe this sounds like it was a blast.
He did this and he's playing like you know that

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the Slope Dinner. I'm like, dude, just just go have
some fun. Whatever. Yeah, there's a gay guy there a
couple of breaks, and this guy is like, okay, super
flamboyant and bro, I wish I wish I was his weight.
To find out later the guy cheated. He was the
zepic or whatever. That's how he got so thin. But
he's like a rail and you know how he's like
he's got like the suit on. It's not even a
two piece suit, it's like a onesie suit. I'm like,

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this guy's in perfect shape, look like a if Ivan
Drago played for the other team. That's how good looking
this guy was. Right whatever, Yeah, but he's he's he's
like right over, he's by himself sexy, so he's trying
to go and he finds one of the guys that
I'm friends with, and he has interest in this guy. Now,
this guy is doom. He's like he's all jacked up.

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He's got tattoos on his bald head, like this guy's
a beast. Well, this guy wants to go after him.
And don't you know, all night long try getting with
this guy, dancing with him and everything else. I gotta
get the guy. Credit. Man, he saw what he wanted
and he went after it. My wife thought that the
waiter at a restaurant we were at on Saturday was
eyeing up my son. Wow. She's like, definitely, he definitely

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had the hots for him. And I'm like, women he
had that they had that that that that gator they
called yeah man, And I was like, I didn't see
it at all. She's like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
she was. He was definitely into in the my guy,
and I was like, huh, this guy was going after man.
He's a tough looking guy, Like listen, he swung for
the fences and luckily the guys know it was fun.
The guy was gonna get other good looking guys at

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a wrestling fundraiser. Well, yeah. I mean again, he went
after the guy was was definitely was certainly the guy.
I guess that the relate. I guess that's I don't
know that's how it works. I guess this guy would
have been the guy. He was more manly. Yeah, he
was tough man. Yeah, tough looking guy. He played along.
I think did they dance together? The guy. I think
my buddy wanted to throw him across the room, but

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he didn't. He end up dancing with him. And it
was just it was looking guys just tearing it up
on the dance floor, just opp sits. Yeah, but hey,
swamping the fences. Man, somebody wanted and went after. It's
like that guy goes after the hot girl at the
bar and says, you know what, I'm gonna talk to
twenty hot girls. If one says one and she says yes,
then it was a successful night. Yeah. I I used
to deliver ice to a a gay cafe and I

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remember walking in and the girl she had a nose
piercing right in the middle, and she had tattoos on
his late nineties and I remember asking me, she goes,
are you and the boys or girls? And I was like, ah,
the girls and she goes, oh, because I can go
either way. I was like, okay, this is the world.
We live in the cheap art cafe in Philadelphia. I mean,
I'm just gonna put the ice in your box. And

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I was like, do you have a basement door? I
gotta go, I gotta go put the ice in everybody.
Thanks for your calls today. Always welcome on the show.
Gleam you all part of the stay there well, kick
off that rock block. It's one hundred point seven. It's
e XL, South Jersey's rock station's ZXL Morning show. You're
smiling twenty when you're smiling, smiles with you on eleven?

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Oh you love O man, the sun comes shining through
where you're crying. Let's you bring on the rim.

Speaker 2 (58:10):
Are gonna stop your.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
Shot and stop this side.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
We'll to be happy to this where you smiling, Let's
just smile, keep on smiling, keep on.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
I'm smiling, dropping out, man.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
I know you guys are all my love looking at
you guys on my way of working. Ring shoot a guy, Yeah,
warming up, Chip and I'm like.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
I'm a down shoot here we're rocking.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
Hey, thank you? You shot you the fact? How you
do Yeah? Keep me laughing.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
Man, you guys are great.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
Good morning guys, HILARI, let's shot it. Oh God, is
it my radio or are you only broadcasting in MANA show?
This is the rates in DJ like, if you're on it,
I would listen to this.

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