MONDAY 5-19-25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake up, Wake Up.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
In a world of dull, mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand above all the rest.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
And this show.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Isn't it?

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Hey man? What's happening? Good Monday morning? Dude. I love
my wife. She's smart, she's more successful than me. She's
a wonderful human being, right, beautiful.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
It shocks me.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
She doesn't know how to load a dishwashing here do
they build rats in the dishwasher? So you could put
the plate?

Speaker 3 (01:01):
It's a certain way.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
We had a.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Party right on on Saturday. You were there and you did.
I was a good time. I had a blast. So
uh so my so my wife I had to go
do some running around.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
She maybe because it was like it was more her friends.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
It was a party for our oldest daughter, and then
my wife had friends over. She felt like she had
to clean up. So she like I got home and
everything was cleaned up. Nice man, And she's like, yeah,
I've been running the dishwashing. I was like, okay. Because
she doesn't touch the dishwaking. I opened it up and
I just start laughing at She goes, what are you
laughing about? And I go, Dad, you're piling every She

(01:46):
piled it up so high that they there's a propeller there,
there's a there's a there, there's an arm that spins.
That's what cleans the dishes. She didn't know that, and that.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
I'm like, it can't spin.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
You're putting stuff so high it's blocking the arm from
a spinning. So at this point you're just running water
for no reason.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
You think the water shoots him from the side in
the tops.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Dude, I don't know. I just shake my head and
I go, how do you not know how a dishwasher works?

Speaker 3 (02:14):
When you were in this game, when you worked for
a place and I came and visited you, they had
a dishwasher that had a clear front, and I would
sit there for hours while you were working. I would
just watch what's going on inside the hitchwashering.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
It was it was what she needs and that you
need to see.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
There's usually two arms.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
There's a top right sometimes it's almost like a waterfall.
It's the top and then there's the arm at the bottom.
You need to give that clearance so it can spin.
And it doesn't spin, it doesn't clean.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
It doesn't know that.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Dude, she had these pots and pans piled up, and
I'm like, snuffing's getting clean? Now? Do you think maybe
she thinks it works like a washing machine that fills
up with water.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Water just thrown everywhere, and the bottles and.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Stuff maybe around maybe, but hey, man, like I said,
she is awesome and she cleaned the whole house, so
I ain't mad at it. It took me, you know,
two seconds to fix the dishwasher.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Yeah, you can't stack bowls up.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
They got it.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
There has to be some type of content, but I
don't clearance. I do give it the benefit of the doubt, though.
If there's a little tiny scene between two bowls, I'm like, no,
what that bitch.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
That water will get in it. You know what I
do too, And I know I'm.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Jealous of people that can do this.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Actually, people put food, like full food places into their dishwasher.
I don't have that dishwasher. I didn't spend that kind
of money so my uh so when I sold appliance,
I forget what company was. Maybe it was Bosh or
Kitchen ame. But the thing was their pitch was you
could put a full cake in the dishwasher and when

(03:45):
you ran a cycle, it'd be gone and the dishes
will be clean. That's stupid. Who would ruin a perfectly
good full birthday cake? But that was the pitch, that
was their big pitch. It was like, yeah, work. It
was like almost like a little garbage disposal in the dishwasher. Yeah,
but it just shocks like this is so smart about
so many things, and the dishwasher is the thing that
gets up. Yeah, she thinks just fills up with water.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
She did say too with me.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
She's like, where's the vacuum? Like, I got I got
this baby, buddy, it's Monday. We'll jump into that.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
We are gonna find a ZXL workforce and Floid Day,
which means you're gonna win something. What will it be, dude? Okay,
this is pretty awesome.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
So Live Nation kicked off a big promotion this past
weekend where it's gonna be a thirty dollars ticket to.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
A bunch of shows. I think it's like over two
hundred shows.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Right. We have a pick your ticket contest, meaning you're
gonna win, and you could win Rod Stewart, Simple Minds, Creed,
Doobie Brothers, Willie Nelson.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
It's up to you. You pick your ticket, so lady,
So we're not gonna tell what ticket they get. They
get to pick whatever one they want.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Rod Stewart, Simple Minds, Creed, Doobie Brothers, Willie Nelson. You
picked the ticket.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
One point seven XL South Jersey's Rock Stations z XL.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Boy, Good morning everybody, and things sucks. I'm Scotty. Good morning.
Here's some news foul us. On a Monday, New Jersey
Transit and its engineers have reached a tentative agreement to
end to strike that crippled the nation's third largest commuter
rail system. The Brotherhood of locomotive Engineers and trainmen a

(05:25):
New Jersey Transit, came to a tentative deal yesterday after
three days of negotiation.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
That you they have cool jackets at all. Match to
have that on it.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
They got like patches.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Oh yeah, big engine, big engine coming through.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
You know.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
A child who was walking home from a park in
Acobra Township died Saturday after being struck by a vehicle
that veered off the road. Seventy one year old man
from Akrop Township was driving on Delaware Avenue when a
car driven by a nineteen year old kid entered the
intersection made the seventy one year old swerve, went off
the road, and a kid who was walking home from

(06:00):
a park with a friend was hit and died. In
New York City and federal officials have begun their investigation
in the hy eight.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Did you see this, this ship that hit the Brooklyn Bridge. Yeah,
that was pretty awesome to see. I'm watching and I
thought it was like sometimes they'll sneak a grand theft
auto video in there and you think it's real.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Like you watch it, you go like, who's in charge? Well,
today New York City and federal officials are beginning their
investigation on why this Mexican tall ship crashed into the
Brooklyn Bridge killed two people, nineteen were hurt and two
are still in critical condition. Because it's like an old
it's a clipper Shires, it an old clipper ship. Yeah, yeah,

(06:41):
and people were on the sales. I was gonna ask
you they were real people were standing on Were they
standing on it when it hit? Yes, Well that's awful.
It's insane. Who let this happen?

Speaker 3 (06:54):
Yeah, and you should have plenty of clearance. It's not
on one of those things where you say, you know
what we got about?

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Yes, I think was gonna be okay. The Brooklyn Bridge
isn't a droll bridge. Like you have to know how
high your your I you know, the peak of your
boat is.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
I pray that this wasn't a DEI higher. And they
thought that that bridge was going to open up and allow.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
This show, and like it was a big deal. Like
people were like on the shoreline taking pictures and seeing
this big boat.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
It was a lot of pomp and circumstance.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
It was crazy. That's news. What it might have been
a woman.

Speaker 5 (07:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
I don't know, but I'm just it.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Might have been a woman.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
That's news. What about sports?

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Phils beat the Pirates won Nothing Phills Rockies tonight late
night start eight forty listening to the game right here
at THEXL. Yeah, your official Philadelphia Phillies ratio station. And
Scottie Schaffler, God man, he won the PGA Championship yesterday.
It was so awesome, Like I don't know, he must
have been putting for a I don't know, double eagle
or something, but he putts like it's like a ten

(07:54):
foot putt and he just misses there like and odd.
The aouncers are like, it really doesn't matter, and he
just put it in and it winning it.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
He was like like minus.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Twelve or something. Yeah, he won by like six strokes.
So yeah, yeah, he's he's pretty good. Also, Phillies pitcher
Jose Alvarado suspended for eighty games without pay after testing
positive for a performance enhancing substance.

Speaker 4 (08:14):
Eighty games.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yeah, dude, this is a big fat guy. So he's
a big fat guy who is a closer and he's
pretty good. He's a little crazy lot lot like Mitch Williams.
He dropped a bunch of weight this offseason, so the
Phillies tested him, and I guess he tested positive or
whatever steroids or whatever. Uh so, so yeah, maybe it

(08:39):
was ozembic. I don't know. Is that okay? By baseball?

Speaker 3 (08:41):
Was his head huge like Barry Bonds? Hey, he's got
a pretty big head. Yeah, got a pretty big head
out there. You got one hundred and twenty one miles
per hour.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
That's news.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
That's a sun and class today high to seventy seven
clear tonight op at forty nine tomorrow for your Tuesday
sun clouds high up to sixty eight sixty one outside
right now with hunch point seven z XL one Hunch
point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station ZXL Morning Show.
I was a monster this weekend with my kids. Now,

(09:10):
in my defense, I was pushed to the brink. I
tried my hardest not to react the way I did
because my dad grown up.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
My dad did that.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
But I never pushed my dad. My dad was just
he was just an a hole.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
I get pushed by my family where dude, I'm I'm
screaming like and I don't do this screaming and smashing
things all weekend long. The problem is our kids, like
our two sons are the same age, and uh, they're
starting to get to that age where they're just dicks. Yeah,
just like like my my son's gonna be thirteen this

(09:42):
summer and he's just a ballbuster and he's lazy and
doesn't do anything, and I get so mad. But then
on the flip side, my other kids are older. He's
like there's a big jump almost like ten years between
all the kids, and uh, the older ones have now
kind of come around, like my son will help me

(10:03):
out doing stuff and like now it almost becomes like
a friend.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
And they start helping out. They appreciate you.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
But uh, at eleven, twelve thirteen, they're just dicks.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
So uh Friday, right, the eight year old, Right, he's
all he's all excited. He wants to play the Legos
when he gets so I'm like, all right, man, let's
do this. So apparently I messed up the Lego ship
that he started to build because I started to building this.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
This is this sounds so stupid, but this is what
happened on Friday. Is he trying to build a Lego
whole land. We're in the midst of a brew hole.
I know, I gave you a big bit of Legos,
but like once again they were open. Yeah, there's there's
maybe instructions, maybe not no instructions. We're going you're just
blind pure. Yes, he's just imagination. He's building Legos. It

(10:49):
he's good, right, Okay, that's cool Friday. So there's no like,
there's no instructions, no, justling it from what he wants
to build.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
Yeah, so he started as ship and so I get
there Friday before he gets home. I want him to
come home and see I'm out there building. I got
the Lego movie. I'm like, let's do this.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
I'll look at you. So what I did?

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Yeah, but try to be a good dad.

Speaker 6 (11:08):
You know.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
He comes home and he's like, well, what happened to
the ship? I bill? I was like, oh why, I
used some parts and we started building this one over here.
Apparently pissed his kid off. So for forty five minutes,
this kid is MOPy, right, you don't I don't want
to do this. Now, he starts taking what he started
doing and smashing his little one that his creation and
he started. So he builds a ship, then he take
it apart to build a better shop. Yeah, because I'm like,

(11:29):
I need that part for my ship.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Okay, right, So trying to get this thing going, he
is such an a hole and I'll appreciative and just
miserable and everything I was like, I'm done, get it
gets so heated.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
I'm he starts smashing what he built just to show
me that he don't want to be a Lego. He
don't want to do Legos anymore. I'm like, I'll show
you this. I smash you with my fist, dude, and
I cut my fingers up playing leg this is Friday.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
I UHM not proud of it, but listen to every
dad has done this. I when the kids were like little,
I remember getting so mad about something that I would
pick up a toy and I remember in front of
them breaking it.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
Yeah, to prove a point.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Yeah, like like like like bo Jackson on his knee
with a baseball bat.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
That's how I broke this toy, just to make a point.
I did it with a iPad. He got me so
frushen with time. I though the iPad at what I
thought was a cushion chair. But then again, you know,
and then two days later, I'm spending one hundred dollars
to go ahead and do whateverthing else. So I gotta
I get to deal with that, right, So then I apologize.
You know, we said listen I did. I was wrong,
you were wrong. Let's go, let's move past it. So

(12:37):
last night I go to bed early. Right, I'm like, okay,
up all weekend, but I just want to go to
bed early. Yeah, nine thirty. They're not brushing their teeth,
They're still up, they're not in their pajamas. My wife
is screaming where she's It's going back and forth. The
one is is the other one. He's pushing the other one.
The other one's pushing back. I yelled from bed right
to my son's first name. I yelled, I say, yeah,

(12:58):
get the in here, yep, Like at nine point thirty,
I'd come out of bed.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
There is no respect. I was pushed.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
I'm sitting listening to this conversations like Nana, we got
to stop this now. And here's how I do it.
I yell, yo, get the f in here? Tell me
what the f is happening? A monster all weekend but
pushed all weekend.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
I get it. Man, Well you learn too. You were
at my house on Saturday that my oldest daughter what
her real name is? And I only use it when
I'm pissed at her. Yeah, I heard hi. I'm like, well,
who's that? Yeah, Alyssa. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
And because she goes by Joey, but I thought it
was Josephine. I thought Joey was short for Josephine.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
It is.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
That's her middle name, jos her middle name, so Alyssa.
She does, she hates it, so I only use it
to get her attention. And then when I'm like really
pissed off. My kids don't have trick names. It's the name,
and it's get the f in here. Well that was
last night. Growing up, it was your mom would use
my first and middle name. Yeah, it was, it was.

(13:57):
It was Scott Monroe's got Monroe, get in here.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
Now you hear Monroe, you better go running? Yeah, And
now I thought we were watching too close for comfort.
That's the only Monroe I've ever known. Is that guy,
the gay guy from too close to Comfort? And you
so so yeah? So when when when she drops? When
your parents drop your middle name, you know you're in trouble.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
I just and I never yelled like that. I was
just so pushed.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
I'm like, get in here, and I yelled at I'm
sure I'm gonna hear from my wife too. Listen, just
settle that part.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Ah, okay whatever, Oh dude, I I I've let loose
on the kids just because you got it.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
You gotta put a.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Line in the sand. Yeah, and go, okay, this you
can't cross like this is it like this is.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
You can take me so far. But I'm gonna have
a breaking And it's a shame because he had a
great weekend. He had his friends over. They had they
had a movie thing in my movie theater room. It
was cleaned up, the bulls are stacked, there was no
pop warning. He had a great weekend and then you
ruined it at nine point thirty on a Sunday night.

Speaker 5 (14:59):
You.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
I walked by the wall.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Where my wife, instead of punching my oldest in the face,
she punched a hole in the wall.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
I wanted to sign it like ten brooks Orthodontis when
I got my bracest off.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
So if you really look hard, you can see my
spackling job where I had to cover it up. Uh look,
we uh we get back. We're gonna do some morocc news.
But this is an awesome giveaway. Live Nation is doing
thirty dollars summer tickets right It's like two hundred shows
are involved in this. So you get a pair of
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(15:34):
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Speaker 3 (15:44):
You picked what you want to go to.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Six zero nine six seven seven one hundred seven. Rod Stewart,
Simple Minds, Creed, Doobie Brothers, Willie Nelson.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
You pick what show you want to go to?

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Dial up right now six zero nine six seven, seven
hundred and seven, we get back to some.

Speaker 4 (16:01):
Rock Joe, Joe and Scottie rock news.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Hey, here's some rock news for you. Dave Navarro has
come out now. Dave Navar is the guitarist for Jane's Addiction.
He has been a very short stint in the Red
Hot Chili Peppers, also has a solo career.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
Was married to Carmen Electra Nice.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
He has said that there is no chance that Jane's
Addiction will ever play together again. This comes about nine
months ago. Uh, Perry Farrell, the lead singer, I guess
have fallen off the wagon and started drinking again.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
So that's why they don't hate each other.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
No, well, Perry Ferrell then got into a fistfight with
the guys in the band on stage. Do they do
hate each other?

Speaker 6 (16:57):
Then?

Speaker 3 (16:57):
But it's always been a contentious relationship.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
But yeah, Dave Navarro said there's no chance quote, no
chance that Jean's Addiction will ever play together again. Even
a lot of money on the table man, Yeah, yeah,
it's it's Perry's a weird dude. He got a lot
of plastic surgery, and I guess he had started drinking
again and something flared up. So he started just fistfighting

(17:24):
the guys in the band. But on stage, Zach Starky,
that's a Ringo Star's son. He's been the drummer for
The Who for the last thirty years.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
Why does it keep the last name star Lego Stars?
So that's Ringo Star's last name is Starky. Oh, okay,
star Wars is so so yeah, So this is like
his real last name. And I think he wanted to
distance himself from his dad, like I don't want to
be you know, I don't want to known as Ringo's son.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
He's He got fired a couple of weeks ago from
The Who after thirty years, and then rehired a couple
of days later.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
Guess what happened over the weekend?

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Did he get fired again? You got fired again?

Speaker 3 (18:05):
To get fired on your day off?

Speaker 4 (18:07):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Collecting boxes you build in a clubhouse, Craig, It sucks, man,
because I love the Who. But they are they they're
planning a one last tour.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
They're hitting Philly, They're hitting the Atlantic City. They're a mess. Right,
you get fired for what? Like you he didn't do anything,
so Pete Townsend, he wrote, after many years of great
work on drums from Zach, the time has come for
a change. Appointed time. Zach has a lot of new projects.
I wish him the best. Uh. Zach then said I

(18:42):
was fired two weeks after my reinstatement and asked to
make a statement saying I had quit The.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
Who to pursue other musical endeavors. That would be a lie.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
Wow. I love The Who, and I never would quit,
So I didn't make that statement. Quitting The Who would
also have let down countless amazing people who stood up
for me through the weeks of.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
Mayhem of me going in and out, in and out,
in and out of the band. Yeah, the wandn't him
to lie about it?

Speaker 6 (19:10):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
Yeah, it's even worse. The Bruce Springsteen Bible pick Deliver
Me from Nowhere will the theaters this fall. Disney in
twentieth Century Studios officially announced that the film, which is
starring Lip from the show Shameless and the Bear, It'll
be out October twenty four.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
Deliver Me from Nowhere.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
It focuses on the Boss's life during the making of
his nineteen eighty two album nepass.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
Did you see him fall up the steps in a concert?

Speaker 1 (19:38):
You didn't see that yet online. He's fallen a couple times, dude. Yeah, yeah,
he yeahs, and you know, and he says stupid stuff.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
Well, I don't know if this is true or not,
but it was a video that Trump's on the golf course.
He swings and hits the golf ball. Okay, now the
golf ball wherever Bruce is playing, hits Bruce in the back,
and then Bruce ball's up the step on State.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
Those are one of those are some of the funniest videos.
I don't know that's true or not, because they used
to use it word for Biden walking up the stairs
of the plane and Bruke would hit the gop ball
and then it would hit him in the head.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
And I know what it is.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
You can tell the top stage the step up top
is a little bit taller than the other one, so
I get what he's doing, you know.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
And he's old, dude, he's seventy five six years old.
I mean he's old. Look, Bruce says dumb stuff. He's
Here's what Bruce tries to do. He still tries to
play the working guy from New Jersey. Huh, well you're dude,
you're close to a billionaire. Yeah, no, one believes that
you're this working hard Jersey guy.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
But we love your music.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
I love you, Bruce, but man politically and and and
the nonsense you spew sometimes on stage is just it's laughable.
There you go. Some rock news for you.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
Lunch point seven z XL we are said Jersey's rock
station zxone, streaming on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
I watched yesterday. What can I only describe has maybe
the worst movie I've ever watched in the history of movies.
And I've watched a lot of bad movies.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
Was it a horror based No?

Speaker 1 (21:22):
And it makes me sad because this guy was so
good at one point, like, oh wait a minute, dude,
Can I guess it was so bad? My wife wanted
to watch. Yes, I'm gonna get I bet you I
know exactly what because we watched it.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
I bet you I know what it is.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Is it that Nana's Dude? Yes, Vince Vaughn dude did
a movie.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
Right, It's called.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Nana's And I guess that's an Italian term for like
a grandmother. I don't know. I never called my grandmother Nana,
but whatever the basis of the movie is, it's on Netflix,
and uh it is and it's a true story. A
guy opens up a restaurant in Staten Island and uses

(22:05):
his grandmother's recipes and uses grandmothers to cook the food. Okay,
I get it right, dude. It is so horrifically bad.
And they bring in some heavy hitters and they all
look awful. They bring in Adrian from Rocky, They bring
in doctor Milfie from the Soprano a wheelchair throw in

(22:31):
the pasta. Yeah, she looks awful. Susan Sarandon, who is
I mean an Academy Award winning actress, some other fat
Italian broad right, And so they play the grandmother's. Then
they bring in the girl who played Velma in the
Scooby Doo movies and.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
I look her too.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
She just she's in that movie with Will Ferrell and
Mark Wahlberg. The come to one of the best Christmas movies. So, dude,
I'm watching it and it's comically bad. They bring in
they got her from OnlyFans, Adriana from the Sopranos. Yeah,
she's in it. I wanted a little more wedding crashers.

(23:13):
Fun humor, and it was a letdown. And you could
tell because some of the people in there were real
for like Susan saran It's super famous Academy Award winner,
you could tell they weren't in the same room when
they were filming scenes. The cuts were so bad that
like Vince Vaughan would film the scene somewhere and then
you know, I'm sure Susan Sarann was in another country

(23:34):
somewhere shooting her scene. It was the worst movie I've
ever watched.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
We get back, the kids are gone there at a
French's house. We get back from your party. It's like
nine point thirty. I'm like, listen, I wanted to watch it.
I started watching it like on Friday or something. I
was like, I want to watch it. Vince Spawn, I
love Vince Spawn, I love the idea of it. I'm thinking, Okay,
there's a bunch of Italian brads in a restaurant. This
is gonna be a home run. Dude.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Twenty minute ten. I turned my wife.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
I was like, I'm I'm first, well, I'm tire, so
you got to keep me up. I was like, nothing
in this movie in the first twenty minute has kept
me up. To watch it. I hadn't fall asleep. My
wife watched.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
She's like, yeah, it wasn't very awful. It was awful.
It was It was really, really, really bad. I knew
your wife would want to watch it too because of
the premise. So families and yesterday and everything. So Saturday,
we have a big party at my house. You and
your your your beautiful wife. Did she steal my wife's pajamas?

Speaker 3 (24:27):
By the way, she still has no she has a
half cut.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Who was it?

Speaker 3 (24:33):
I think it might be a Tupac shirt and then
a pair of sweatpants.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
My wife was giving everyone her clothes so they could
cause it was a themed party where they had the
dress up like they were going to a tea party.
So all the ladies, like by midday were like, we're
tired of being in heels and dresses. My wife wanted
to steal and I told my wife before we left,
I was like, you should probably change. She wanted to
steal your wife's slippers. She loved your wife's slippers. Your
wife really did it up, man. She was handing out

(24:57):
she was handing out slippers like a roller skate p We.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Will, I will get into it. But yes, those slippers
were everywhere.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
So uh so we go like, yesterday was just kind
of a hangover day. Right, we're tired. We had to
clean the house from the party we had on Saturday.
So my wife's like, let's watch this movie, dude, the Worst. Yeah,
it was an awful movie. Stay away. And here's the thing.
I love Vince Vaughan old school, right, those ones he

(25:25):
did in the nineties were so good. Swingers right, Yeah,
it was just a It was a tough watch. And
Adriane from Rocky Yeah, dude, she looks.

Speaker 5 (25:39):
That old.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Yeah it was bad. But I couldn't believe doctor Melfie
from the Sopranos how bad she looks. At least Adriana
still looks hot. Not even one good scene at all. Man,
I wasn't interested at all in that movie. The actors
actually looked uncomfortable. Look we get back, well, not got
some headlups.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
It is a conspiracy corner on unch point seven ZXL,
South Jerseys Rock Stations z XL Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Gary G. Garcia is in studio with us, always talking conspiracies, uh,
talking truth. It sucks, Gary. I threw a party on Saturday.
It's it started as a birthday party for my oldest daughter.
But then it turns into just kind of like a
house party, and I'm still bad man. I want to

(26:34):
invite you, but you're always work like you're a comedian,
so you work, yeah, and so it sucks like I like,
I guess if I don't catch it in the afternoon,
I got we're never gonna hang out at night.

Speaker 5 (26:45):
If you guys were younger and you stayed up past eleven, yeah,
and I'd show up.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
I want to bet at one thirty show show. Even
my birthday party is from seven to eleven. At eleven o'clock,
DJ goes.

Speaker 5 (26:59):
Away got into the early Bird specials.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
You'd be proud a couple of yours.

Speaker 5 (27:06):
You go pretty late.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
We go late, you know.

Speaker 5 (27:08):
When I show up for yours, your party usually leaves
and then we hang out and we yeah, yeah, which cool.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
And you're always an open invitation. By the way, you
just stop by now you live out by me, you
live in the woods.

Speaker 5 (27:18):
Yeah, but I'm still adjusting today.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
I got up at six thirty, by the way, real quick,
you know what, You're right on the address.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
I'm sorry, Scott, that address. I put his address in
just to see what time we're gonna get there.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
It did it.

Speaker 5 (27:33):
To another house, a house in the middle of nowhere
that looks like they're about to kill you. Okay, I
thought I was being set up.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
I knew how it's weird, but I didn't know what
time I was going to get it was like, it
looks like a kidnap house, dirt road or a trap house.

Speaker 5 (27:48):
That's what it looks like. I'm like, am I supposed
to pick up drugs for him before I go to
I didn't know the crack delivery.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
I didn't know the crack was on me.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
You know, when I give people my address, a lot
of delivery drivers will well.

Speaker 5 (27:59):
Because you think you're bougie and you'd like to say
road and you live on an avenue.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
I guess, don't guess.

Speaker 5 (28:06):
I'm telling you it's an avenue.

Speaker 4 (28:08):
Dog.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
There's a lot of people.

Speaker 5 (28:10):
A lot of people would visit you if you gave
him the right address. He thinks people are like, they
never come over. No, you're sending him to the crack
house up the block and they're getting killed.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
You know what, that crackhouse probably has a better party.

Speaker 5 (28:23):
I don't know, dude. That And the thing is the
difference between a thirty minute ride and a five minute ride.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
It's have a little a dirt road now, Gary, Yeah,
what what conspiracy are we doing today?

Speaker 6 (28:35):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (28:35):
Actually, I just want to give a shout out real
quick to John, one of our listeners who came to
check me out.

Speaker 6 (28:40):
Man.

Speaker 5 (28:40):
See that's how I told you I do get paid.
This is where that's when my family comes. People come
to see me all the time from the show. Big
up to you John for coming out and uh ac
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(29:02):
things in casino. Yeah yeah, rock and rolled again with that,
So big up to them.

Speaker 6 (29:08):
Yo.

Speaker 5 (29:09):
I went down the rabbit hole because you know, I've
been doing the whole Diddy, the whole Diddy thing with
that's been crazy. By the way, I don't know if
you've been following it week.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Joe and I. You came in on Monday, and after that,
a lot of what I'm hearing at the trial it's weird.

Speaker 5 (29:26):
Not illegal. He will and that's that's not what I
was going to speak about, actually, but that's the conspiracy
on that one. What went on there was they don't
want him to go to jail. They want to show
him who's in control. Ever since I told you he
sued the rocks Rock is owned by by black Rock.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
You know black Rock owns everything.

Speaker 5 (29:51):
Right, so they they're basically showing him who's in control.
You know what I'm saying. They don't want him to
go to jail. So what they did was embarrassing. They
over charged him. They overcharged him. They are never from
what I'm thinking, like like mafia charges. He's got a
Rico charge. That's mob charger for a guy who just

(30:12):
like baby about for a guy who's alone. Rico means
you worked conspired with other people. He's alone sitting there.
First person ever be charged with a Rico charged by himself. Okay, Garrett,
there was another person that was on it, the head
of one of the labels, and he got taken off.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
All right, I got a question. I got a question.
He gets say he gets he gets.

Speaker 5 (30:34):
Off, They're never gonna be able to get it for Rico.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
But say he gets off, he goes free.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
I mean, does he ever bounce back, and that's the punishment.
He never bound.

Speaker 4 (30:44):
Well can he?

Speaker 5 (30:45):
Yes, people are very forgiving. People love to see a comeback.
Does what he a? Don't still make movies? That's true,
You understand what I'm.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
Saying, Like the only O J was the only guy
who he might have been J.

Speaker 5 (30:59):
He might he might be so bad he can't come back.
I mean, I find it hard to listen to his
old music that he's not even him like Biddy, I
can't Biggie, I hear you know, I hear him in
the bat take that, Take that.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
Down.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
There's there's shirts now in my closet that I'm embarrassed
to even wear.

Speaker 5 (31:17):
Exactly, don't test the music in now. So the whole
thing was like, they're never gonna get that. He's gonna
get off and everybody's gonna be like, but what about
him being Cassie? You know Cassie, And that's what.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
Which is not being charged with that you hear that
she was into it?

Speaker 5 (31:35):
No, of course, dude. But here's the thing, and this
I agree with this completely because it's one freak listening
to a bunch of other freaks. Now, I'm not on
that level of freakdom. Because I can't afford that much
baby oil. But but yeah, she was into it.

Speaker 4 (31:49):
She was young.

Speaker 5 (31:50):
He was like fifteen years older than all turning around
to all these things she's experimenting. All y'all went to
college and want to you know, judge, you know looking.

Speaker 3 (31:59):
That, Yeah, now you did the same thing.

Speaker 5 (32:03):
There came a point where she didn't want to do
it and he forced her, you know, And that's where
it becomes a crime. They're saying that. When he's saying
she was all into it, she's saying she couldn't say no.
That's where that video comes in, because she said she
said no, and he wouldn't let her leave. She was
forced to do it. And that my attitude is she

(32:25):
could have did it one hundred times willingly on the
one hundred the first time that she said no, and
they continue to do it. I do agree that that's wrong.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
I'm not hearing a lot of like a lot of
it was underage kids.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
I didn't hear it.

Speaker 5 (32:37):
But as we got to remember, remember she is the
second witness, she's only his second witness, and they have
to put it on early. She's nine months pregnant, ready
to explain she had the kid over the weekend.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
She literally was.

Speaker 5 (32:53):
And I'm pretty sure the stress and her husband was
watching that has been.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
You got to hear stories about her getting peel on
and stuff like.

Speaker 5 (33:02):
That so much he said, she felt like she was drowning.
He couldn't bring craziness. Craziness imagine, And dude, what about
did he did He's.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
Kids being in the weird?

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Dude, it's all the kiddy did the did he kids
like his kids being in? And he's so they.

Speaker 5 (33:17):
Overcharge they go, But what about the domestic violence?

Speaker 1 (33:19):
Yes, it is.

Speaker 5 (33:20):
He's not being charged with that. That's what people ain't realizing.
He's being charged with baby oil. So what not one
side for slipping fis so it has nothing to do
with it. And I said that if you watch, if
anybody wants to watch the special that I put out,
I said, I think he's guilty. But what is he
guilty of? I don't know because all the stuff they're
showing us is not. And here's the thing, bring or

(33:42):
break them down, not let him, you know, totally destroy him.
And they're also destroying anyone who collaborates with him. You
know what I'm saying. So now, if you collaborate with him.
You know, you're in a bad place. So now he's
at a point where no one even wants to touch him,
and I don't know.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Over the weekend, we're watching the videos in his garage
and more money, more problems comes up, and there's Mason p.
Diddy and they're dressed flashy.

Speaker 5 (34:07):
I told him, they said it may set it back
in the day next year, may set it back in
the day that he's been He's been saying it from
the jump. He said, did He's moms?

Speaker 3 (34:16):
Was was ill so much.

Speaker 5 (34:20):
You can't y know, even the movies and everything. Man,
it's crazy. Get your nineties stuff now.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
Look, I'm sorry I derailed with because you know, they
haven't even.

Speaker 5 (34:28):
Showed them the videos in there too. That was another
big thing, the videos. They have, all these videos that
they hear these of course, dude, because that and that
was the whole thing. It's a black mall thing. It's
a blackmail thing. So why are we not even hearing
none of this stuff? And the fact that we can't
see it, Yeah, has me pissed that it's no cameras

(34:48):
in federal prison. You ready for this to maintain the
integrity and I'm like, if anything that takes away the integrity,
I want to see it. I don't even know if
there's a real trial going on. How about that?

Speaker 1 (35:00):
About that? That's the crazy thing, right, Like the day
the camera stops working is the day the cameras.

Speaker 5 (35:08):
Talk about luck that dude should have played his cards
at a c should have won. He's probably gonna hit
it at the casino.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
You just do know how far down it goes.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
And we were talking like we're talking diggable but digital
planets who were talking about.

Speaker 5 (35:22):
Definitely not diable. It can't gonna be them.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
Look, one hit Wonders, you could throw out development.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
You could throw one hit yeah right.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
You could.

Speaker 5 (35:32):
Now it makes you say, how come you know that
band never got bigger? Well because they didn't want to.
You know, literally.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
The balls slam and he couldn't even get into the
party exactly for the.

Speaker 5 (35:47):
Door play did all right man? Even though they made
him cut his high top. That was house his ritual humiliation,
you know. But yeah, so I think that, uh, that
he's gonna get over That's what I think for what
I'm watching. I don't even think there's a trial going on.
To be honest, you got to convince me there's a
trial because we can't see anything inside seeing picture. You
can't see inside you know, Oh it's federal. We don't

(36:10):
look cameras, and why not. I want to see what's
going on the fact that they don't show us makes me.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
And I'll tell you. I watched a movie and he
was drafted with Kevin Costa and he popped up out
of nowhere? Did he's done cool movies? Man?

Speaker 3 (36:23):
Get up to the Greek? Did he was awesome?

Speaker 5 (36:25):
That's why he was so good in it?

Speaker 3 (36:27):
You know how many Air Jordan's black kids wear? Yeah,
twenty two cuckaroos. I'm a b I there's an ever recession?

Speaker 1 (36:35):
Did he was awesome?

Speaker 5 (36:36):
Did He's gonna be aye? That movie right there? In fact,
even in that that proves that he's gonna be all right.

Speaker 4 (36:42):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (36:43):
They all knew what was going on. He played himself
in that movie exactly.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
He plays he plays everything he does.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
He's like, hey, Jonah, did he want to hang out?

Speaker 6 (36:51):
No?

Speaker 1 (36:52):
Man, I'm cool.

Speaker 5 (36:55):
I saw this thing. That's that.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (36:58):
Back in the nineties, man, the the black labels were
starting to come together. They wanted to create their own
distribution and stuff like that. Uh so they had a summit.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Yes, you were signed to a record deal with Epic Record.

Speaker 5 (37:10):
Yeah yeah at the time, Yeah, rap a lot.

Speaker 4 (37:12):
Uh what was it?

Speaker 5 (37:15):
Rockefeller? You know all those labels that were coming out
back in those days. And this is when jay Z
was first doing Rockefeller, starting to take over Rockefeller and
working with Rockefeller. And they said that he rated on
them because they want to start their own union, and
he rated on them to the age of labels, and
that's why Rockefeller continued to flourish. And were all those
other labels Now all those other started getting investigated, they

(37:38):
all got taken down.

Speaker 6 (37:40):
You know.

Speaker 5 (37:40):
I mean you can't you can't blame the labels for
Sugar Night running someone over with his car. But you
know they did take down all those labels.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
I don't think would bring down roll Still.

Speaker 5 (37:55):
Listen, you're not gonna get It's the same thing with
when Trump took over. When Trump took office, everybody was
expecting all this big retribution and payback. Finally everything's gonna
come into Yeah, and it's all the same old, same old,
same thing with this thing. True, he's gonna get over
all the people he thought was very exposed.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Are in where, man.

Speaker 5 (38:14):
You can find me at ac jokes dot com. Man,
I'm playing in Atlantic City every single day of the week,
and I'm playing where at the best comedy club in
Atlantic City?

Speaker 1 (38:23):
They said winning.

Speaker 5 (38:24):
Yeah, check out my podcast rated g Garbage, Garcia and
Brian T. Locado. You can go to YouTube, but check
out any of the three specials that I so greatly
put out for you guys to check out for free, man,
because I'm a nice guy like that.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
All Right, I love you, man, all right, Look we
get back, man. We'll do some trench.

Speaker 6 (38:50):
Oh love trash anything, thirty anything, rack, roughing.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Love frash. Hey, here's some trash for you. Gwyneth Paltrow
was being interviewed. Now, I remember a couple of years
ago she was selling candles that were scented like a vagina. Yeah,
her vagina. She said that if you don't like that,
she saw the cells them on her website. Still she says,
you can go f yourself. Her vagina was just vagina,
and her vagina. Dude, Honestly, if you ever listened to her,

(39:28):
like be interviewed, she's actually really cool and realed down
the earth. So I don't know if I want a candle,
that's sent it after her vagina, But hey, why not,
you know, to teach his own. Justin Bieber he was
at a hockey game with his wife Haley, on the
heels of news coming out that he went broke and

(39:50):
had to sell his entire music catalog to make money.
So that was that was I guess a big deal
over the weekend that he popped in head out after
everyone knows now that he has no money. Well now
he does. He sold his music catalog which I couldn't
name you Justin Bieber song for two hundred million dollars.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
Well, I think his lawyers came out of the weekend
too with the whole Diddy thing this happened and said, yeah,
by the way, he wasn't assaulted.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
He has nothing to do with any of the idea
some stuff from all that.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
Even if he was, he's like, nah that we don't
want to get involved.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
Let's see. President Trump had some nice words to say
about Joe Biden. Joe, I guess so took prostate cancer
to do it. Yeah, Joe has a president. I should say,
show him some respect. President Biden has a pretty bad
bout of prostate cancer. Pretty aggressive, they're calling it so,

(40:45):
Trump wrote, Malani and I are said in hear about
Joe Biden's recent medical diagnosis. We extended our warmest and
best wishes to Jill in the family, and we wish
Joe fast and a successful recovery. He said too, he
might have been sick for a while, like they might
have been hiding that, because this is something that takes
a while. It's nuts. And if you don't think people

(41:06):
hide stuff from you, right that if he got if
he kept the running and got elected again, he would
have to do it from a wheelchair. Yeah, he was
a really really like but they and once again now
it's all coming out that they just hid everything, like
they just they lied about every Really it really like

(41:29):
he really was a puppet man for somebody else's running
this whole country. Uh, dude, I don't even understand. Antonio
Brown at one point was one of the best receivers
in football.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
Yeah, he took his shirt off and walked off the field,
played for.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Jebber and like even though he was he was crazy,
Tom Brady took him aside and said, look, come with
me to the Buccaneers and they won a Super Bowl together.

Speaker 4 (41:56):
The house.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
I know you're crazy.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
Let me control your craziness.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
He could have killed him in the middle of the night. Well,
Antonio Brown was at a concert over the weekend and
just started shooting a gun in his defense.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
I think he was getting robbed. But still, you can't
do that at a concert.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
Right, dude, what's going on? How do you get the
gun in there?

Speaker 5 (42:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (42:16):
Like, like what he just can't stop getting in trouble.
Is he the guy he called his girlfriend a fishbowl?

Speaker 4 (42:24):
He sure is.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
We watched the video years ago where I guess is
I don't know his baby mama was like trying to
take one of his cars, and he called the cops
on her, and then he kept in the video just
kept calling her a fish bowl, and I go, I don't.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
Know what that means, but it's hilarious. Yeah, this guy
might have some serious brain damage from the NFL. Like
that's probably gonna be investigated.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
He's nuts. Uh, Well he did. He did the Joe
Rogan podcast and he wore a like a like a
like a like a helmet like somebody from the Army
wears my man.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
Love it love that look.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
I dude, I don't understand this. I guess because they're
capitalizing on just their dad being in the in this
news cycle. But like Diddy's kids are out and about
like loving life. Just yeah, like dad, dad's on trial.
Like here they are like throwing a red carpet like
I don't know, Like are you embarrassed to be like, hey,

(43:23):
well my dad. Yeah, he's on trial because he may
have raped a bunch of people and you know, and
and and paid a bunch of people off and like
young kids involved. That's dead.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
That's not us. I'm at the Knicks game sitting court side,
crazy right, Yeah, I know what I've I don't know.
I've never even heard or seen his kids or his wife.
I guess until what you just mentioned it.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
Now, I think the mom's dead, and I think there's
a lot of people allegedly who say that he may
have had something to do with it.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
We'll wrapping up with this. Mariska Hagertee.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
She is Law and Order. She's been the chick on
Law and Order for twenty five years now. She found
out that her dad is not a real dad.

Speaker 4 (44:05):
Oh that sucks.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Yeah, So her dad was a weightlifter, her mom was
Jane Seymour. I want to see Jane Mansfield, who's like
a sex symbol. She was like a knockoff Marilyn Monroe, tite,
and her dad was a bodybuilder, like early school bodybuilder.
And she found out that her dad is not her
real father.

Speaker 3 (44:27):
Yeah, I talked to my mom about, Like my dad
died a couple of years ago, but I talked to
my mom. Now, I'm like, listen it, that wasn't my
real dad. Now's the time to come clean. Maybe my
real dad is out there and I can get to
a baseball game.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
With the guy you know only. Her dad was an
Italian singer and comedian Nelson Sardelli.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
See, I want my dad to be doing something cool,
Like I don't know your dad's actually Chris Rock.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
I'm like, that's awesome, but the rock Jane Mansfield super
hot Back in the day, her mom uh and then
got decapitated in a car accident with Mariska Haggerta in
the backseat of the car. Someone catched. Did somebody catch
the head or where's the head go? It was. Do
you remember as a kid bug sprayers, Like people would

(45:06):
ride down the street and there would be a truck
that sprayed for bugs.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
Yeah, we breathed it all in. Sure, we're all playing.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
Her mom was driving home from like her mom ended
up becoming like a quasi like stripper, And she was
driving from a gig she was doing, and it was
the middle of the night and one of these like
mosquito sprayers was on the road spraying, and because of
the fog of the spray, she didn't see it, and

(45:32):
she drove under the truck and it sheered off the
top of the car and took her and the guy
who was driving heads off.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
The kids were sleeping in the back seat and survived
for more information about Good morning z XL.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
Hey, actually they got through.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
Yeah, man, you got through.

Speaker 6 (45:53):
But Denver?

Speaker 3 (45:55):
Your name is Denver?

Speaker 1 (45:57):
He like the city?

Speaker 3 (45:59):
Wow, you can see in Denver?

Speaker 4 (46:00):
Is that what happened?

Speaker 1 (46:02):
My dad did Broncos and when they won the Super
Bowl in ninety seven was the day I came to
the third Your name could have been l Way? Oh yeah,
thank god it not. But yeah, but the whole the
whole golf cart thing that just happened not too long ago. Yeah,
how about that John Elway?

Speaker 3 (46:18):
But yeah, what about Elway?

Speaker 1 (46:20):
His entire career never wins the Super Bowl And then
at the very end he does he does back to
back super Bowls. I mean the way to go out,
you know, it is a way to go out. It
was almost like when and it was it's Denver Peyton Manning,
Like they handed him that Super Bowl and he dude,
the dude his neck.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
Was he was awful in that Super Bowl by the way.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
Yeah that he couldn't turn his head and then Elwag
ends up killing his body on the under at the end. Wow, yeah, yeah,
are Denver? Uh? Now, this is interesting. So Live Nation
is doing a big summer concert promotion, right, thirty bucks
for tickets to like two hundred show. So they sent

(47:02):
me a bunch of shows. You get to pick the
one you want to go to. Does you pick it
right now?

Speaker 4 (47:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (47:07):
Oh, this is gonna be fun. Okay, Okay, So I'm
gonna give you options. All right, I'm gonna give you options,
and then you picked the show. So we kick off
with Rod Stewart. That's gonna be at the Man right,
that's on July twelfth or okay, don't you forget about me,
simple minds. That's gonna be June fourteenth at the Man

(47:29):
past Okay, the comeback for this band Creed. Dude, every
frat boy now in college sings Creed July twelfth and Camden. Okay,
yacht rock at its finest. The Doobie Brothers August thirteenth
in Camden or Willie Nelson in Camden September twelfth?

Speaker 3 (47:50):
Which one you going with?

Speaker 6 (47:52):
What it means?

Speaker 4 (47:53):
Either?

Speaker 1 (47:55):
Or Willie Nelton? Yeah, tolly brother Okay, I can tell you.
I can tell you firsthand. I've seen the Brothers probably,
I don't know, half a dozen times. They are fantastic. Now,
will He's gonna will He's probably gonna die. Will He's
gonna die. So you probably if you want to, you know,
like you want to check that off and go, Hey,
I saw Willie Nelson?

Speaker 3 (48:15):
Yeah, probably will tickets, Willy Nelson? Will you going Willie?

Speaker 4 (48:19):
All right?

Speaker 1 (48:20):
Jillian Nelson tickets? If you picked the Doobie Brothers, we
were going to hand you a tape recorder so you
could tape record the show. Now, do you know, dude,
if he was born did you say you were born
in ninety seven? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (48:30):
Dude, you don't even know what what's happening is?

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Do you I heard it?

Speaker 3 (48:35):
I'm more dude, he's literally what's happening was twenty years
before he was even born.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
You're twenty eight years old. Why aren't you listening to
the buzz manh yeah? Right, well all right, dude, you're
going to see Willie Nelson uh up in canned in
September twelve.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
Willie Nelson was like eighty five when he was born. Okay,
I'd probably tell you exactly old. Willy Nelson was Willie Nelson,
and so you were born in ninety seven. Willie so
William was in his sixties when this kid was born. Wow, Okay,
Willie Nelson was about to do the dukes of hazard
Remason when this kid was like six years old. You

(49:16):
could have been conceived during a will and Nelson song.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Maybe didn't all lock all the tars lined up together?
Ninety seven? Huh? Mom?

Speaker 3 (49:27):
Like I was in Denver and I laid down with
Willie Nelson, And now it all makes sense.

Speaker 4 (49:30):
What are you like? What is that?

Speaker 3 (49:32):
Are you thirty?

Speaker 6 (49:33):
Is that what it means?

Speaker 1 (49:35):
Cloth on it?

Speaker 2 (49:36):
Jesus?

Speaker 4 (49:39):
All right?

Speaker 1 (49:39):
Well yeah, all right, well Willie Nelson, You're going just
makes me appreciate.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
All right, you stay on hold, all right, We're gonna
get all your info.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
Get there.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
It is the ZX one show right here one hunch
of point seven is the exl South Jersey's rock station
where you could stream the show all over the world
on the iHeartRadio.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Yeah, I think I'm all tapped out, man, I think
we're gonna retire doing any type of parties at my house.
It was a good party, man, It was a fun party.
It was I mean, and I appreciate you you coming,
you and your wife came. It was my daughter's twenty
fifth birthday party.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
It was themed.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
And uh and so like the guys kind of just
hung out in my little garage area.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
The next day.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
It's it's first of all, it doesn't end like it
starts in the morning and just doesn't end till the
next morning.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
Yeah, Like it started at one. We got there too.
That should have all wrapped up at everyone home by eight.
That was our schedule. We were out of there with
so you So we did it full six hours. We
said that was enough, cross, So you left, So let
me get the timeline together. So you left what thinking
about what about nine o'clock? No, about seven thirty, okay
around there? Aa, okay, so I had another six hours

(50:58):
of drinking.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Yeah, it was two parties back to I've never heard
of that before, and so I thought I kind of
did the responsible thing. I went to bed about one
one thirty. That's twelve hours, man, right, that party didn't end, dude.
I got up at six thirty to get stuff done.
Yesterday people were just going to bed. I don't know
how people do. Somebody fell off my roof. That's impressive, man,

(51:22):
you know, it's like fell off, fell off. Like I
live in one of these houses where they try and
pretend to be fancy. So they put those like balconies
above the front door, but like they don't go to anywhere. Yeah,
you can't stand, you can't get them. Someone climbed up
my pillar right like like like the column and got
onto that and then once they got up there, they

(51:43):
couldn't get off, so they had to so they did
the move like out of a cartoon where their only
thought because they were drunk, their only thought process was
if I jump into this tree, the branches will break
my fall on the way down.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
Yeah, but you pull that move if the house is
on fire, not when you don't have to pull them.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
And no one can tell me how he even got
up there. Yeah, where was the last scaled. He's apparently
scaled the side of the house. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
A couple of takeaways I have is the guy randomly
riding around on the beach cruiser, which I thought he
was trying to bycle. He was taking it for a
test ride.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
He was the guy.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
Okay, so that makes sense. The food like the thing
of the party, like tea party. So the girls. Listen,
some of the girls came in dresses. They looked awesome.
My wife ad did a really nice job. The food
kind of coordinate with the dresses. Not my cup of tea,
but I got there were pieces of scrapple there and
I don't know how it fit into it, but there
was pieces because it was a tea party. Brunch perfect

(52:41):
But again the scrapple next to the ham and the
Swiss cheese croissants.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
The sandwich.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
It was very diverse like that party. But listen, I
love the scrapple part.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
What was the other thing, Oh, the the the older
women kind of just planted themselves in the caps the
old time Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
And then when you put on easy radio, don't say me,
oh you put on easy radio.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
I watched him clicked easy.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
Radio I had give me that I had some good
music playing, and I got yelled at so I put
on what they wanted to put on.

Speaker 3 (53:16):
Yeah, it was a Katy Perry song. But I remember
Easy Radio, which I thought was hystero.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
That's what I did. I put on some because what
are you gonna do, Katy Perry Radio. You're not gonna
go wrong. It's all just top forty hits, right, you
got yell I got yelled at me. Then I need
to go hardcore. So yes, easy radio and eighty year
old Italian women had to listen to easy Radio.

Speaker 3 (53:34):
Yeah, great time, man, I really enjoyed it. Oh and
your boy man Nat was a little late on the
strum bowlies. We were leaving as the strum bowlers were going.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
Into the oven. The strum bowlies were late. Were late late, man,
lame bro Uh Yeah, yeah, my father in law because
we did a little birthday party for him. After the
first birthday party, he uh, he was feeling no pain.
So I think he forgot to put them. And I
don't know why we gave a guy who we were
giving a party to while we we we gave him

(54:03):
the job of putting them into the oven. That should
have probably been somebody else's job. A lot of meatballs
of sausage before I left, though, But I was, dude,
I'm not kidding. I before I went to bed, there
was a crock pot. All the sausage and meat bolls
were going, but there was a crockpot of chicken cutlets.

(54:23):
I went in with my hand. I'm not dude, I'm
not embarrassed to say it with my hand and just
scooped out chicken. That's what you do before you go
to sleep. And I just ate it right like, with
no silverware, just ate it while walking up the stairs
and then just passing out on my bed.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
Yeah, he was late to the game with the chicken too,
because I actually touched one with my finger and it
was still cold to Those are the two that chicken
I ate. I don't really remember, but I do know
that yesterday I wake up and when I walk outside
there is a bicycle that's not mine and a pair
of slippers on my sidewalk.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
It's like Project X man. Oh my house was trapped. Man, dude,
it was like high school party tracks. It was. And
I'm like, does no one have any kuth? Like everyone
just got up and left and just left my house
like that.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
I threw all my things away because that's what a
responsible adult will do, is throw all my trash away.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
Well after you left, apparently no one threw anything away.
It was nice, though, man, because we just got up
and left and we walked down nicely. We don't have
to host a party, so nice. Please you should do more. No,
I think I'm retired. I think we're retiring the parties.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
There you go, uh we we get back, dude, I
don't get it.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
It's like the whole like Con Film Festival, the met Gala,
like whatever. It's just rich, famous people being rich and fished.
So the sky just shows up. This actually makes me laugh.
At the Con Film Festival. And he's just dressed up
and is a peacock like a chicken.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
Yeah, the bird.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
Yeah. Like he's just dressed up like a chicken like
doing it. And I'm looking it looks awesome. He looks
like a real chicken. What is he promoting something? I
don't know. It was the it was a film. The
red carpet was for a film with the Twilight Kid
who's Batman and Jennifer Lawrence.

Speaker 3 (56:26):
But I don't know who the guy. But then he
missed the mark. If you're doing it for a movie,
then that makes it. If we don't understand why you're
doing it, doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
They think maybe he was doing it because so this
is the new thing. I guess people just show up
naked to stuff now, Like Kanye West, his wife or girlfriend,
whoever he's dating right now, she showed up to the
Oscars just naked, like she didn't have any clothes on. Yeah,
and so the con Film Festival banded nudity. So this

(56:56):
guy just dressed up as a chicken? Okay?

Speaker 3 (56:59):
Is it protest that we can't be anymore?

Speaker 1 (57:02):
Dude?

Speaker 3 (57:02):
I get you don't get it.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
You gotta dude, you gotta stand for something. I mean,
come on, man, how do you sit down and watch
the movie? And who wants to sit next to the
peacock during the movie. Do you know that if you
go to New Zealand they have more sheep than people? Yes,
I I have heard that. I've never been like everyone
wants to Everyone's always like you gotta go to Australia,
you gotta go to New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
I want I don't need any of any of it.
The spiders, like the size of like, I don't know, you.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
A lot of stuff that can kill it, Like if
you swim in the ocean in Australia, I think they're
And my math may be off here, but I think
there's a one in three chance you can eat by
a shark.

Speaker 3 (57:40):
Sure you die, you die, you just get And if.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
You're in New Zealand, you're gonna eat by a sheep.
You ever see those kangaroos are all on stair rods? Dude, Dude,
you see how buff those kangaroos are. I don't know
if that's real or not, but it looks they are. Dude,
that's and apparently they're just everywhere and they just want
to box you constantly. So yeah, New Zealand has more
sheep than people, but it's slowly people are starting to

(58:05):
catch up the sheep.

Speaker 3 (58:07):
Can you eat sheep? I guess we just use it
for the fur, right, I don't know. To me, it
depends what circumstance you're in. Like I feel like if
I was on an island somewhere and that was it,
I could probably pull that thigh off the sheep and
then cook it and eat it. Yeah, but I don't
think you do. Hear people too having sex with a sheep.
Well that's a whole nother thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, why.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
Would I want that?

Speaker 6 (58:30):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (58:31):
A truck was driving down a highway in Texas and
I guess it was filled with coins, primarily dines, and
it crashed and then all over the highway, which just change.

Speaker 3 (58:47):
So what what's the lowest currency you pull over it
to grab? Like if tho the quarters made? I think
the lowest that I would get.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
This truck crash right, that eighteen wheeler crashes, dines fly
all over the street. Dimes though, dude, at best, what
am I getting ten bucks? Right? Right?

Speaker 3 (59:03):
Patty's absolutely not quarters?

Speaker 1 (59:04):
I think I might be maybe quarters. Yeah, maybe I'm
gonna go to the arcade later, But like you're still
no matter how many you get, you're still not collecting
that much. Like I get it. If money's flying, right,
you know I'm grabbing. I'm grabbing cash actual like hard
dollar bills, but coins. Get out of here with that nonsense. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:26):
Yeah, there is always that rumor that they're gonna get
rid of change.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
Please do it. I think I'm one, Please do it.
I'm a guy who when they try to give me change, I.

Speaker 3 (59:36):
Go just put it in that little cup. Yeah for
the sick kid.

Speaker 1 (59:39):
Just give me that.

Speaker 3 (59:40):
Just put it there, Just put it down. I don't
want what am I gonna do?

Speaker 4 (59:43):
Man?

Speaker 3 (59:43):
It just gets in my car. Yeah, it sucks.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
Is stupid.

Speaker 3 (59:48):
You're helping cure cancer. Good for you, that's what Jerry
me and Jerry Lewis.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
There.

Speaker 3 (59:54):
You go, Well it's you lunch point seven the Excel
so that Jersey's rock Station's the XL. You know when
you talk about your social media and ends up. You'll
click or watch something and it just takes you down
that hole of all those whole little videos.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
Go down a rabbit hole.

Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
Think it was mine was to give up again too.
It was it was girlfriends without arms and the guys
like throwing her a football and it like I know,
they make any fun out of it, like it bounces off.
She's wearing a helmet, Like, I get, you're making a joke.
I'm not being incense. He he's making fun of it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
He came to my party on Saturday. You saw the
girl at one leg? I did. Yeah, she's got the
bionic leg. I did see that. Yeah, look that would
be something that comes up that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
Your scary thing.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
Man. She went in thinking she was gonna have like
a knee operation, and they were like, you have a tumor,
it's cancer, and and she was like, take take the leg.

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
So this keeps coming up on mine. I must have
clicked on one, and I asked my wife because she
goes on She goes on cruises with with their girls
like once a year. Okay, it comes up on these
cruises where people were just acting out of their mind.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
Carnival carnival cruising is that isn't a.

Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
Carnival to go on a carnival cruise. Cruises in general
are very cheap, so you get the people who.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
Don't respect things.

Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
My wife goes and she goes on it because it
is very affordable.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
It's like it's like you don't see fights breakout in
Disney World like you do a Clement in Lake Park
because Clement and Lake Park is not as expensive as
Disney World.

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
It just starts out like the and I don't know
if this is photoshopped or what, but that that boat
looks packed with people doing line dances things, and then
it goes into there there's usually an issue where someone
jumps in front of someone in line at a buffett,
like the ice cream machine. Yeah, and there's and then
it's late night on these cruises where I think they're
wrapping up because just break out late.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
Like you can get like like a four day cruise
for like five hundred dollars is very affordable.

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
So it's and like anything, you're afraid about being bounced.
I mean, I guess you can't really be bounced off
the boat. But what happens when that goes down? There's
a there's the cruise ship jail. It looks like it's needed.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
Yeah, like I I I fall in down that wormhole
before where like I learned, you know, like what goes
on in the cruise ship, like when somebody dies, Uh,
there's like oh yeah, they put.

Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
Them in a free like the freezer with the food,
and you know that body is still on the boat.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:02:15):
Carnival cruises a really bad name. Cardival try to do
something with it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
It's usually carnival cruises because they're just affordable. And yeah,
it's people who you know, just get out of a hand,
get a couple of drinks at home. And that's the
other thing too, is the drinks are flowing. That's why
they've ruined it for everybody. I got the last time
I went on a cruise. I probably will never go again.

Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
They limit you to like eleven drinks a day. They
should and they should know they should. Well, what's what's
gonna happen? You gonna have a fight, like what happens
on these carnival cruises.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
At one point, I remember I was taking like because
you have a card, and I'm taking like my mother
in law's car and trying to get her drinks.

Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
Yeah right, Like I'm like so.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
And I'm like why am I?

Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
Like, I'm an adult? Why are you limiting what I
can drink? I've also seen you drink a lot before,
and you don't get out of hand and unruly like
on a cruise ship like this one here, like one
she's smacking a guy with her purse. I don't know
what he said to her or what happened, but yeah,
I just keep going. I click. I watched long enough
showing them to me. I don't know what it is

(01:03:16):
about cruises, but they just bring in like the like
it's just trash.

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
Like it's trash, and maybe because it's it's inexpensive, so
it's just people who like just can just can't afford it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
But it's just like, dude, they get like and it's
a wild on and it's part it's also because they're
having a great time.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
And I don't know what it is about cruises because
you think it wouldn't be this, but it is heavy
set people.

Speaker 3 (01:03:39):
Yeah, heavy set people love cruises.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
They I mean, do you how do you like when
you have big people on planes? They do take that
into account this ship. Do you think the ship is
going to list the one side because the heavy set people?

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
And then when they're doing the Cupid shuffle, they're sliding
across the boat, Like does that effect the boat?

Speaker 4 (01:03:56):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
But then again then if you're in the way, they're
doing a wobble.

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
We all watched Love Boat, right, So there's a cruise
ship director. This is different than love all right. So
if you're a cruise ship director and you you tell
the DJ to play a certain type of music, maybe
things are going to go awry.

Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
And that's what happens in these videos, you know, that's
that's see my wife goes she goes on a cruise
with her friends. It's like seventy five dollars that includes airfare,
the trip and everything, not even.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
Kidding, especially post COVID because they COVID killed the cruise industry.

Speaker 3 (01:04:29):
You got one hundred dollars. I think you got eight days.
You might want to switch up the music. Maybe you
do play a little country or somebody something. Maybe you
just play some Frank Sinatra and by thanks to your
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