MONDAY 5-5-25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
In a world of dull, mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand above all the rest.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
And this show.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Isn't it?

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Hey, homie, what's happening?

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Man?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Good morning? We stayed strong. We stayed strong all weekend.
House got up abat eighty one. But I'm still refusing
to turn the air on. Yeah, we finally broke. You know,
it broke for the We break for the dumb dog
because it's got a ton of fur and it just
got out of that surgery when the balls were taken off.
Just think the dog's panting. I'm like, it's it's breathing.
The dog is breathing. But but if that dog wasn't

(01:16):
in a house and it was still just like a wolf,
sure it'd be outside. I see the commercials. Yes, if
it was in a if it was in a cage
in the middle of cannon ready to fight. He doesn't
have air conditioning. It's an animal. Yeah, so uh so, yeah, yeah,
we didn't. Uh still haven't turned on the air. I
actually think I ran my mother in law out of
the house because it was getting a little Saturday was

(01:38):
getting a little hot. Yesterday was fine because yesterday dropped
and it's just rain. But Saturday got a little steamy
in the house for sure. Yeah, I don't mind man's
I'll put the fans on. Once it'd be like, ah,
it's muggy. I'm like, it's it's really it's not. But
then i'll turn it on. It might be let's see,
I'll put the I'll put the temperature like sixty nine
with the air on. Oh boy, that's that's a rich

(02:01):
man's game. I go seventy four. Sometimes it'll be like
it's it's it's cooler outside. It's just muggy. So then
it doesn't come on. So then you gotta put it
down to like sixty five to get it to come on.
And I'm like, five, wait, wait, you live in the Antarctic.
Well if I put it on sixty nine and its
sixty seven in the house and muggy, it's not gonna
come on. So you gotta be a jamming all to
be down in a sixty five. Well, then it doesn't
come on. The kids get over it just everyone's relaxed. Yeah,

(02:23):
that's what I said, Just relax, We're gonna live food.
This is gonna be fine. My neighbor, dude, it goes
from heat, the air conditioning. His his houses that have
year around. Yeah. Yeah, I got neighbors like that. I've
never seen the windows open. No, No, that's just that
they're they're always gonna live at whatever temperature. Neur living.
I like the windows open, man. Now. Now the other
thing too, Uh my house was filled with pollen. Right,

(02:46):
I'm wiping it off the countertops. That will happen comes.
But guess what the windows were open. Yeah, breeze came through.
I love my window fancy. I don't have allergies like
my wife and the kids did. Doctor man. Dude, I
put that window fan in. It blows yellow dust into
the room, but it's so cool on my body. Dude. Yesterday,
it's like eight am, and and that's when it started

(03:08):
the rain, like like we got like a storm, king grip.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
I'm looking at my street. It's a river of green. Yes,
like it was just all the pollen just getting washed away.
I was like, wow, okay, that's a real thing. Everybody.
It is Monday, we're gonna find that z XL workforce
and for the day, somebody today is gonna win something
from this show. What will it be? Who will it be?
It's a good question. You want to take this journey

(03:33):
with me. Okay, let's see here a couple of time.
What we what do we got going on today? Actually
I do know that talking to some of the higher
ups at iHeart, we are going to have some Metallica
tickets okay coming up in just to actually a couple
of days. I think the next couple of weeks, we're

(03:53):
gonna be me and you are in charge of a
couple pairs of metallicas that sounds like a great mother's
a thing. We'll do a mother. We're gonna do mothers,
but mothers who love Metallica. Like we'll do a my
mother is a whore because and then fill in the blank.
See hold on, I gotta do all these security things
to get into because it's a fault I gotta get into.

(04:13):
But it's not Metallica today though we know that for sure.
I mean maybe I don't know. Uh No, I know
it's not today. Me and you I was given a
task of we have to make it real important.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Okay, big deal.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
So that's what that's gonna be on one, Me and
you to figure out how to give away these metallias
know us, you know, we'll just brainstorm after the show.
Me I was gonna say, caller three. Okay, I think
they won something bigger and better, but we have something
coming up A six fifty.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
Uh ye.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
How about this. If you're a fan of you two, Okay,
we're gonna give you tickets and go see to you
the world's second best You two cover band. I don't
know why they we don't have tickets for you two
or the first Nope, best cover band. We have the
second second best utube cover band to you. We're gonna

(05:03):
give you tickets for that. And that's gonna be boy,
it'd be nice that they told me where it's gonna be. Wow, Yeah,
to you tickets, just a little bit. A lunch of
points out of z XL, South Jersey's rock station z XL.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
And things sucks.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
I'm Scotty. Good morning. Here's some news for yous.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Thirty nine people were injured after a crash involving multiple vehicles,
including two passenger buses, was on the turnpike up in
Burlington County. The crash happened just for one pm yesterday.
Uh State Police said two school buses we're traveling northbound
or buses van Houle buses like the bus for the
old people to get to the casino. Maybe one bus

(05:53):
rear ended the other bus which caused the chain reaction
of cars to start crashing. Thirty nine people were taking
the nearby hospitals. No one was majorly injured. I did
not see another bus while driving a bus. Yeah, that's
a smart car. Two brands of tomatoes have been recalled
the fourteen States due to possible salmonella count contamination. Ray

(06:15):
and Mascari Inc. Recalled four count vine Ripe tomatoes that
were sold by Gordon food Service stores in eleven states.
Ray and Mascara Inc. Was notified by I Guess, the
farming company in Florida that they were recalling a bunch
of tomatoes that were packaged in the four count Vine
Ripes tomatoes due to possible presence of salmonella in their facility.

(06:41):
New Jersey Motor Vehicle Commission the MVC officially is launching
a new way for drivers to get this real id
before the deadline of May seventh, I forgot. You can't
travel on an airplane without it now, or you gotta
have a passport. Yeah, I got a passport. I guess
what I found out my passport is you can never
get at I'm not leaving, So tomorrow they're calling it

(07:06):
real ID tuesdays, the NVC is going to make an
additional fifty two hundred appointments available so you can get
it done. I guess why are we doing it again?
Why do we need a real I have a real ID?

Speaker 3 (07:21):
You do?

Speaker 1 (07:22):
I had like a real idea. I have a drive,
Yes I do, But why is it that one now
I need? Yeah? You need a real idea, a realer ID,
a realer guess, or you got to have a passport.
How is it?

Speaker 3 (07:34):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Okay, look I'm not gonna get political. Yeah, how is
it that right now? I I'm sorry. Starting on Wednesday,
I won't be able to get on a plane fly
somewhere right because I don't have a real ID or
a passport that is current. Sure. Yeah, but someone can
come into this country and show no ID, or they

(07:56):
can vote and show no idea. Bro, they get on
a plane right when you get the Texas and then
they fly to Ohio wherever they want to go see
the people. Yeah, that I can't tax paying citizen. Starting
on Wednesday, I can't get on a plane. Now. Do
they have to get an ID first before they get
a real ID or do they just jump right to
the real ice? What happens there?

Speaker 3 (08:18):
Maam?

Speaker 1 (08:20):
That's news? What about sports? Diamondbacks beat Phil's yesterday fun
game to watch, eleven to nine. They are off today.
There you go, that's news. That's hey, rain early high
up to sixty four chance of showers tonight, Oh, no,
fifty eight tomorrow for your Tuesday sun clouds high up
to sixty eight fifty seven outside right now, one hundred
point seven ZXL, South Jersey's Rock station ZXL Morning Show

(08:41):
point seven ZXL South Jerseys Rock Station ZXL. I saw
a first hand over the weekend. I don't have a
problem with it. My wife when she does something, she
gets sidetracked, and I blame technology. It's that cell phone.
It's that cell phone. You can't put down. Something is
always going on. You're attached to the entire world. So
when it comes to cleaning and and focus on a project,

(09:02):
I know now why it takes her so long to
do it.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
So Saturday we.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Go we got to clean up in Brigantine because we
got a bunch of work done. There's dust everywhere and
we go in there. The place is an absolute madhouse.
Now what I like to do is I like to
jump in the first hour, I will bust my ball,
get done. I don't want any distractions. I want to
get this thing in order and then I'll put on
some music and then we'll make some drinks and we'll
do what we intend to do.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
It.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
That's your that's your prize for for having a good day. Yes,
on right, that's yeah, it's your gift you're giving yourself
right post do you have to drinks? Do you really
feel like working? M No, that's that's the thing. Like
you know, you go and you work and then you
celebrate at the end. I'm what you do do My
wife's it's the same thing, is that, Like, dude, we'll

(09:46):
be in a rush to go, like get get out
of the house, go somewhere and do She's like on
the phone or facetiming someone. I go, what are you doing?
They'll do that before they go out. And now you
wonder why we're late, and we are we're we're never
early to anything. I'm like, what do you do? Like
you you need like we're on a tight schedule here,
what are you doing on the phone? So here I
am Saturday. I'm trying to put things together, like furnitures

(10:06):
every which way. So I'm starting like I'm busting my ball.
She's like, I don't hear any music. I'm like, wait
a minute. Okay, first of all, you figure out the
music situation. But yeah, all right, give me give me
a second to get that all working. How about you
make us some vodka drinks. It's like, we are here,
I know this is a day that we're going to
spend together and listen it. It was kind of fun,
but it has to be fun. But you also have
to get stuff done because I don't want to spend

(10:27):
the entire day doing it. I don't want to be
up to midnight to clean up this stupid house. So
I'm balls to the wall the first hour, like I'm
busting through things. She's like, oh my god, someone just
text me. They said my trunk is open. And it
was a friend of hers who's like, who must be
on the island looking at houses? Right? Yeah? So I'm like, okay,
I why are you focused on that? I don't know.

(10:49):
I don't know whose number it is. Who could this be.
I'm like, who cares who this is? Focus on what
you're doing with that phone. Man. Once they get it,
it can divert them like my way can be hyper
focused and getting stuff done. That somebody calls text that
that's now her world, that phone is now her world.
It's like her and I are working on this project together.

(11:10):
You might as well have every one of our friends
standing in the room, because that's what it is. And
once you get a text like mine's off to the side.
I put it by the speaker. I'll play music, and
that's it, because I'm focused on what I gotta do,
He says. When we leave Bricotine and we have renters
coming in, she cleans the house and it takes her
like three or four hours. It's a three bread and rancher,
and it's really not that bad to shape. But now

(11:31):
I understand why I saw a firsthand. It's gotta be FaceTime,
called to mom, called sisters all that it's doing this,
and then we're gonna go do this and then doing this,
and then we're gonna take a little break and go
over here, like when I work. I was like, I
was like, you want to work, like this is this
is work? Like get the work done and then we
can and then I can hang up the mirror here
and the picture there. We can sip on our drinks

(11:52):
and we can toast and do all those things. A
couple of us. It's like, but in the beginning, you
gotta go balls in the wall. You gotta get your work,
you gotta get started. My little guy, I'm like, dude, like,
go clean your room. I'll go up and he's playing
video games. I go, dude, I just said clean your room.
He's like I did. I look around, dude, the room's
a disaster. What do you mean you did? What did
you do? You didn't do anything? Mind's he has his

(12:14):
feet up, he's watching YouTube and he's got a pile
of clothes almost up to the chair. Like you're supposed
to be doing all this work. But you know what, listen,
I can't complain. He gets it from mom. This is
one hundred percent of what he gets from mom. But
just to see the way it happens, it's like, you
would be so much more productive if you just put
that thing down. But we could have busted that thing
out and still just done. Just just just just get

(12:35):
it all done and then we're good. And dude, I'm
a big fan of drinking and working. Sure, so if
you want to do all, let's wee can half. I
remember a buddy of mine he loved when people asked
him to come over and help paint. And I'm like,
dude who loves going to someone's house and painting. He goes,
because I come over with a case of beer. Yeah,

(12:56):
and he goes, I drunk paint. It's therapy. And he's like,
he's like, he's like, I love. So if someone's like, hey, man,
can you come over and help me paint a room?
He goes, I'll do it in a second because I'll
drunk paint. Because you're not gonna have a guy come
over and and drunk roof, you know, because yeah, that's
not gonna work. But yeah, as long as you're not
cutting in, you're just rolling up, rolling down. We've talked

(13:16):
about this before, same thing, and this it's a kiss
of death when you ask people to help you move
and then the wife goes, oh, everyone, look I got pizza.
Once that pizza hits the table, all your buddies are gone.
You feel terrible. You're gonna nothing's gonna get done. And

(13:39):
I until we we don't get beer or pizza till
all the moveing's done. All it's gotta all be done,
because dude, I've watched it happen so many times. Oh, guys,
take a break. Here's some pizza, and it's dude game
walking in and out of a hot truck. Man after
pizza and soda and everything else, you're drinking. Man, Yeah,
you feel awful. Yeah, you know what. Hey, guys, let's

(14:01):
take a break. It's red Bull time. It's red Bull
and cocaine time. I got adderall, let's go. I got
a pair of tickets to go see to You, the
world's second best YouTube tribute band, to You, the world's
second best, not the first you two tribute bands. It's

(14:25):
a really good show. I've been dude. They're a lot
of fun. Yeah, like, actually i've seen them there. If
you love you too, you're gonna love these guys. I've
never seen them. I was trying to sell the show,
but you actually saw them to you If you want
tickets six zero Night six seven seven one hundred and
seven six zero Night six seven seven hundred seven six
zero nine six seven seven hundred seven.

Speaker 5 (14:42):
We get back some rocks Joe Joe and Scottie Rocket.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Hey, here's some rock news for you. David Lee Roth
made a comeback to touring yesterday. He was at the
M three festival over the weekend and uh, everyone said
he sounded pretty good. Uh so he I think since COVID.
This is his first time performing since COVID. Uh, let's

(15:15):
see what he played. Does he regret California Girls? I
I love it because of the video. That was a
huge hit. That was the hottest video? Is that? Especially
while I'm second to third grade? Man, it was smoking
hot video. That was that album, That was that solo
album right after he left Van Halen, that was that
was huge dude, that was all over MTV. So no,
I don't think he does. He does it all noticing

(15:38):
he did danceing in the streets and he hated that
he should be embarrassed that dancing in the streets. I
don't think he is. That's the problem with Big. He's happy.
He's proud of that. Him and David Bowie two of
the biggest maybe the two biggest musical icons ever. Uh.
Come together to make that awful, awful rendition of a classic.

(16:01):
Let's see, dude. He did a lot of hits Man Panama,
he really got me unchained, danced the night Away, Running
with the Devil. Great, They're all great. They're all bangers
man and the credible rock Geam. He's crying. Everybody wants
some hot teacher talking about love and jump is how
he ended the show. I see no California girls say

(16:21):
he's embarrassed from it. I see that video was That
video was awesome. That playlist is perfect. It's perfect, dude.
I'll be hones that. Man. There's not a B side
on there. I left out a couple and even the
ones I left out are still if you're a Van
Halen fan, they're still bangers.

Speaker 6 (16:36):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
He didn't do any David Lee Rof solo stuff because
he hates California girls. He knows unless he brought the
girls on stage now, that would be cool. Let's see here, Tony,
bring the girls from the video off on stage now.
Seventy yes, bring him now. In the begins, Tony Iomi
said he was a little hesitant to agree to a
Black Sabbath reunion show that scheduled for the summer, and

(17:01):
he said this is what changed his mind. They they
pitched him and said other bands are doing it, you
should do it. It would be it would be nice
for Ozzy. So it wasn't until they tied in a
charity for a children's hospital in Birmingham. That's where it's
gonna be in Birmingham, England. He said it wasn't until

(17:23):
they tied in the children's hospital that he decided, all right,
then I would do the Black Sabbath Reunion show. Still
waiting on to see what Ozzy's gonna do. But it's
a banger of a show. I mean, you got Metallicus performing,
Gums and Roses, Slayer, Tool, Pantara, Hailstorm, Alison Chains are
all going to be part of this concert to celebrate
the Black Sabbath. The Scorpions. I know you're a big

(17:46):
Scorpions fan, Jojo. You love the band the Scorpions. Let's
rock you like a hurricane. Yes, they had to cancel
a bunch of shows because their singer, Cross Moyne, he
can't sing. I guess he has some condition where it's
he's seventy six. He still has recovered from a virus

(18:07):
that forced him to cancel a bunch of shows in
South America. Uh so, yeah, when you can't sing, it's
tough to go on tour, cancel the show because of that.
I can't sing. Yeah, so, uh, Claus is the lead
singer of the Scorpions. He's out, he's down for the count. Uh.
It looks like, but you only have to sing the

(18:28):
one song, right, they don't have more than one song.
They got a couple. They're huge in Europe. I know
they're They're very, very big in Europe. Maybe in South
America too. So it looks like they're going to try
and get the shows run by mate. That's where they're
going to be a Mexican rocks mouth word right here.

(18:53):
I went to my first dispensary over the weekend. My
wife walked in a book won by Mistake one. She
thought it was a plant shop. Well it's plants, yeah
for sure, right smoke them.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
So it was like, uh so it was with somebody
over the weekend on Saturday, and they're like, I need
to find a dispensary, and I'm like, I don't. I've
never been to a dispensary. I don't know only you.
Any time I ever bought weed, it was like always
like weird. You know, drug dealing transactions. They are popping
up everywhere there, everywhere, dude. So we google it and
I find one right right by my house. So we

(19:28):
go in and uh it's a woman. As soon as
I walk in the door, she hits me with that
I need to see ID. And I'm like, I, well, okay,
here here's my ID. And you both look old enough.
Why do you need to see enough? So it was uh,
well put together because I wasn't even buying anything. I

(19:49):
was just with somebody who was. And I'm looking around
it it seems like it like it was you know,
because to me, you know, drug deals always happened in
like the back of uh you know, a bodega or
something like that, you know, and uh and this was
like a legit like it was a real it was
a real business. Okay, does it take the authenticity away?

(20:13):
Like for it wasn't cool? Yeah, Like you're like a
guy who's done real hard drugs in his life and
going to the crack houses and bought all this stuff. Yeah,
Like I that was the fun part of buying drugs
was that you felt cool. Like it was like this
behind the scenes, dark alley type stuff where you could
be shot. You're a dog fighting could just pop up. Yeah, dude,
this was a bright airy spots. You got iPads everywhere.

(20:35):
Everyone's signing in. I think to you known Technotronic was playing.
Uh it was like, okay, well it's a real business
because for me, this is how the gambling thing goes.
Like I still use my bookie because I like that. Like,
I don't know, I met him the other day. He
handed me cash and it was nice, like the online, Yeah,
you could just bet online, But to me, it's just
I don't know, it takes the funness out of the
meeting up with your bookie and being under him, being

(20:57):
over like hey man, let's catch up. Like that's kind
of the whole thing for me when it comes to gambling,
Like the dispensaries, I don't know, where's your buddy down
the street man with the baggy pants. You're gonna buy
the weed from?

Speaker 3 (21:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Man, like you walk by like you slap hands, he
puts it in your hand like that kind of stuff.
Uh yeah, so seven bucks for a joint. Okay, so
you got real lost. Now what's it on the street.
I don't know do so so so okay, I want
to play this game. It's like, hey, I don't want
to get anybody in trouble. So I asked a person

(21:28):
I know who sells weed, non dispensary weed, okay, when
it became legalized or decriminalized or whatever it is in Jersey. Now,
I said, hey, man, is this gonna hurt your business
because like this guy makes some dough by selling, right,
And he goes, No, it's my business is actually up,

(21:53):
he goes because what happens is people go to dispensaries.
It's too much, right, Okay, so he goes. Then they
come back to me, you know, old reliable, right, and
my prices haven't gone up. So I'm actually, you know,
I'm selling more because I'm selling it cheaper than the dispensary. Now, dude,
this was a racket. So for a while he knew

(22:14):
someone in California, and the person in California is when
it was legal in California, is California is one of
the first states that was legalized. Then would send him
the California dispensary weed to sell here in this in Jersey. Okay,
where you got it from? Yeah, i'd imagine too. If
you're if you're growing your own weed, then you're cutting
out the middle man al together you can you can drop.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
I've watched a lot of potheads because one thing about
potheads they're not very determined to get things done right.
And uh, I've watched a lot of potheads start to
try and grow weed and they usually give up after
out on an hour. You know, there's a lot that
goes in the growing weed. And potheads aren't you know,

(22:58):
they're sometimes they're you know what, they're their their mind travels,
they're lazy, they fall asleep. I don't want someone smoking
weed and building me a shed. Yeah, so so I've
I've watched more than one pothead try and start growing
his own pot. It never works out. Well, yeah, did
they tell you? Did he ask you what you're looking for?
Like apparently there's a different type of weed. Like if
I want to go and and party all night, I

(23:20):
can get this weed. It's to a kid's party.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
I get this.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
It's all iPad. Oh did you go there and there's
all these kiosks and you go there and you hit
the iPad. It's like it's like ordering wah, wah wow,
that's it. Next thing, you know, you get called up
to the counter and they hand you your weed and
then you're on your You're on your way, Like I
want to think I'm a dragon, you know, go with
this dragon button? You know, I don't. Did I ask
the woman what weed it would? What we would make

(23:48):
me look like a dragon? You asked that question? Okay.
Me and her talked about how good because they were
playing Biggie Yeah okay, yeah, and me and her are
talking about big Han uh while I was waiting for
the Gentleman the game. They roll the blunts there like
they do in the All Inclusive roll. Dud, Dude, it's

(24:09):
all it's all packaged. It's not a it's not an
old school like handshake deal. This is all pre packaged stuff.

Speaker 5 (24:15):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
Yeah yeah, it's crazy. Oh wow, yeah, look carry G's here.
He's talking about the uh.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
Amazon.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Oh wow, look at that. Oh yeah yeah that's what
it is. Dude. You walk in, you just order whatever
you want. Yeah. I have to swing by, yeah, swing
by seven bucks for a joint. Wow. Look we get back.
I got some headlines. Conspiracy Corner one hundred point seven

(24:46):
z XL South Jersey's rock station z XL Morning show
Gary Garcia in studio Conspiracy Monday, we are we are
here Gary Year. So last week we talked about how
carpenter bees might be drones.

Speaker 6 (25:06):
I'm even more convinced today than I was last.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Week because you're living in the woods now, man, You're
seeing things you've never seen.

Speaker 6 (25:13):
They're so fast. First of all, you can't even like,
I got that, I got one of I got one
of those racks when you have the electricity, when you
hit one, it's fun to hit. Oh yeah, yeah, I
caught it and it was stuck in it and it
just came out.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
You know, you're protecting the that's how you die.

Speaker 6 (25:30):
They're big, yo, and I feel like they Yeah, they
look like they they look like could be.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Drunk somebody brought up to in the city. You never
see a you never see like a baby pigeon that
was just full size. Yeah, they could be drones. If
you don't think that.

Speaker 6 (25:44):
There's some sort of drones flying around with I'm not
saying that all like that, but you don't think they
got like a few of them joints flying.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Didn't we or bugs? Hold on, didn't we like those
big big ass bees.

Speaker 6 (25:55):
You know what I'm saying, You.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
Know, part of what we need. COVID, her pre COVID
that birds aren't real. I cannot remember.

Speaker 6 (26:03):
Well I started hearing about it. I guess during the lockdown.
That's when you started hearing about everything.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Birds birds don't exist.

Speaker 6 (26:10):
Yeah, real flies as spies.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Flies, it's spies. I like that.

Speaker 6 (26:16):
That's what it is, man, Yo. But did you hear
all right, oh boy, Jeffrey Epstein's accuser, you heard about her?

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Yeah, she died.

Speaker 6 (26:25):
She committed suicide.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
I thought she was in a car accident.

Speaker 6 (26:29):
Well, she wasn't an accident. She lived through the accident and.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Then and then she committed She's suicidal, she claimed.

Speaker 6 (26:36):
In twenty nineteen, she put up a thing that said
she's not suicidal, and she spoke to all like, but
that's the twenty nineteen. I guess a lot could happen
in six years.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
And she's been the most vocal.

Speaker 6 (26:46):
She was the most vocal, and she was looking like
in Australia with her kids, and I think they said
she was just going to break up with her husband.
But honestly, she's like, there's no way she killed the son.
She's the one I think, uh with Prince Andrew.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Prince Andrew that through him under the bus big time,
and said like, yeah, he's he's he's he's a he's
a dud.

Speaker 6 (27:04):
And he settled too. They had a settlement undisclosed of course.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
But I mean, wait, how that gets How that guy's
still walking around He's been tied to so many pedophiles.

Speaker 6 (27:15):
He's Prince Andrews, He's been punished. He's no longer allowed
in the family photos.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
That's true, that royal the royal.

Speaker 6 (27:22):
Family said you can no longer come to the house,
you know. So they got like someplace, they got like
some safe house that they pay for, probably little mansion.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
All these people start dying when they when they you know,
they they they blow the whistle off it. Right, We
ever gonna know anything about Epstein Island? Like there was
videos taken, there was everywhere.

Speaker 6 (27:43):
Well of course because it was it was one of
those operations that you know, blackmail is a blackmail operation, and.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
That's why he did it was the blackmail. And and
confronted Bill Gates and said, hey, man, like you are
all over Epstein Island, like like you want the parties
and all this stuff, right, and uh, and he did
come out and say I I shouldn't have went. I
made a mistake. And it's like that's nah, you gotta

(28:11):
get something better.

Speaker 6 (28:12):
And then he's like he's like, I made it. Can
we just move on? He's real quick to say can
we just want and start talking about Clinton? People like Bill.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
Clinton's best friend was Jeffrey was a picture Bill Clinton
in a dress and address. Yeah, it doesn't even more
best friend than that.

Speaker 6 (28:28):
I mean, that's even beyond best people like dropping Like,
that's even if I went to my best friend's house
and he had a picture of me in a dress
in his living room for everybody to see. That's beyond
like stuff.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
That's not it's weird.

Speaker 6 (28:39):
That's like Doug, you know, you know that's not that's
for everyone to see. It's more of a humiliation anything.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
This is I read this in a book. When you read,
I've read one or two waves at you pop up
over the page and he grabs your breasts pop out.
I'll tell you this is a This is a like
kind of you know, a rough story of what happened,

(29:07):
but Clinton becomes president. Monica Lewinsky stuff, blah blah Blahton
hates Hillary Bill, Hillary, Monica.

Speaker 6 (29:17):
Nobody gives Monica to proph. She deserves man keeping. That
man relaxed through all those tough.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Times the Dealer War.

Speaker 6 (29:24):
Yeah, she did a service for America.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Clinton makes the deal with Hillary. We're done as soon
as I'm done being president, me and you done divorced.
So he goes gets finishes his terms, right does the
two terms. Him and Epstein are flying around the world
on a plane and they actually it's called like the
porn dude. Clinton is loving life. He's throwing it to everybody.

(29:52):
Hillary wants to run for president. Calls him up and
says we need to show a united front and pulled
Clinton back in and then he's been stuck back in
ever since. And she lost anyway, We lost anyway.

Speaker 6 (30:06):
Yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
That was one of the missteps that said is this
Pam BONDI came out. She's like, Oh my god, we're
gonna have all this stuff. You're gonna know all about
this Epstein Island thing, and.

Speaker 6 (30:17):
And you'll never know.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
We're never gonna know.

Speaker 6 (30:20):
It's too many people involved, like he did when he
opened the tomb.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
I want Heraldo to fly live one fly into Epstein Islands.

Speaker 6 (30:31):
I saw a video and the island's still there, and
this dude on YouTube. You guy should go on YouTube
and find it. He sneaks on the island. They actually
have a security that walks around there.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
And the other thing is Epstein didn't have any money.
He got all his money from the guy who owns
Victoria's Secret.

Speaker 6 (30:49):
Yeah, that that dude put him on.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
That dude gave him all his money, which is weird.

Speaker 6 (30:54):
No one knows what he really did anything. I mean,
it comes down to you. It was the same thing
that's going on with Diddy, which I'm excited to trials
trials right now. He turned down, Yeah, he turned down
a plea, a plea.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
He got a plea deal. But he's allowed to wear
fancy suits the court instead of wearing the jumpsuit, so.

Speaker 6 (31:14):
He's allowed to look good. He's gonna come in like
a glitterally orange suit.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
That's gonna be awesome. We talked about it last week.

Speaker 6 (31:22):
That'll be as he comes in like one of those
one of his puffy suits.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
He's with Mason. I hope the entire court case is
filmed with a fish eye lens and they're all just
it's not gonna be our next.

Speaker 6 (31:36):
They better show it. They better show it.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
They're gonna show I.

Speaker 6 (31:41):
Don't know, dude, because it's already shady. You gotta understand.
He's being charged with racketeering.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
I don't know what that is, Gary racketeers somebody.

Speaker 6 (31:51):
It's a mob charge, you know, it's a charge specifically
made to take down mob businesses. How is he the
only movies you know? How is he the only one
going down on a racketeering charge? Where's all the other names?
Where's the rest of this gang? It's a gang charge,
and yet he's the only one going down at least

(32:12):
at the moment.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
So that's what they got him with.

Speaker 6 (32:14):
So I'm saying that if he's turning down, if he's
turning that first of all, why.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
He's hand that means if he's turning down a plead deal.

Speaker 6 (32:24):
Yeah yeah, And if you look at what they got
is focusing on all that stuff. Really he's not illegal.
You know frea call saying illegal baby oil to bacher's
baby is.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
Illegal the lawsuit?

Speaker 6 (32:38):
Yeah, if the lawsuit pass, like slipping falls and stuff
like that, Like if it was a bunch of you know,
housekeepers who works on the baby oil. Yeah, yeah, you
know what I'm sam and listen.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
It's like you're going down on Buster rhymes. Isn't illegal
having unless Buster rhymes isn't eighteen?

Speaker 6 (32:57):
You know, it's hot, you know. And that's the thing,
like they they say coercion because a lot of people
were told, you know, will make you go, you know,
we'll make you famous, will make you famous. But if
you became famous, then I got to be honest, shut up,
because I got to be able to listen to something, guys.
I got to be able to listen to some music
from the nineties. And if if everyone's gonna start talking

(33:18):
about how they were all because they were all all
of them. That's why there's so much talentless people money.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Huge j Loo fan.

Speaker 6 (33:25):
My wife, she's gonna go down j hat for me
to listen to. Yeah, Jay Ho's going down, son, But
people have always said that about it. She managed to
kind of.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
It breaks my wife's heart. Man.

Speaker 6 (33:40):
Well they say her husband broke out because he found out.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
You know.

Speaker 6 (33:46):
I mean, we all knew that was going down. But
I guess if you see a video and it's Jay
Ho and like jay z and and all the other
hip hop artists, old Jerdye bastards in there. You know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
I guess I didn't expect it from.

Speaker 6 (34:03):
Expect I don't you expect it from Diddy? First of all,
they talked about it freely all the time.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
You bring here, you brought up a bunch of lyrics
that biggie and and and puffed that, and it's it's
it can't.

Speaker 6 (34:16):
I can't listen to Big anymore because Puffy's in the
background saying the most disturbing things in all his songs.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Yeah, take that, take that. You know I like it? Girls,
He just had a soft voice.

Speaker 6 (34:32):
Girls.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Where can people find you? Gary g Man?

Speaker 6 (34:34):
You can find me at a C jokes Go to
a C jokes dot com and check the check the
dates and stuff. I'm there pretty much every single day.
And also check out my podcast rated you with Seeing
Brian t Licata. We just passed our three hundredth episode.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
Man, so awesome. And you're not suicidal, right, not at all.

Speaker 6 (34:52):
Listen if they tell you that I committed suicide, I
was definitely.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Honest and Jojo could never be. I don't have the guts.

Speaker 6 (35:00):
I don't have the guts, nor do I want to
make anybody's day like that. You know what I'm saying.
I know there's a lot of people mad that I'm
still here, and I want to keep that going.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
You go, all right, we love you Gary guys. We
get back man.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
We'll do some trash.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Oh why love trash? Anything thirty or nifty.

Speaker 6 (35:35):
Or toppy, anything racket rock or roughing.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
Yes, love trash. Here's some trash for you. Gotta love
Kevin Costner Man, he's not now he's single. I don't
know if you know that he got divorced. Costs a
lot of money. But now he's out in the bouth. Dude,
I'm I'm watching him. He's chatting up with your young
hot chick. Good, good, good for Kevin Costler Man. Still
a good looking guy. Man. You got them that they

(36:05):
that yellowstone that threw them back in in into being. Like,
that's Kevin Costner sex symbol. My wife would cheat on
me with him and not even hide it from me.
It's like, hey, by the way, a bank keem And
what am I gonna say? Okay, fine, cool man, he
owns a ranch. Oh this is good. Kevin Garnett, remember
the basketball player Kevin Garnett, which, by the way, great, Uh,

(36:29):
cameo in that movie that with Adam Sandler, that movie
that that's not a fun Adam Sandler movie. That's a
great movie. Jim something Jem's Righteous Righteous Gems or something. Yes,
that movie, the one that's not funny. Kevin Garnett got
an argument with his girlfriend and I guess people were
so concerned over it they called the police. Oh well,

(36:52):
so it doesn't look like you they you know, they
the cops showed up. It's not like he got arrested
or they did anything. Uh let's see here he dead. No,
I hope this kid's not dead.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
Remember the kid.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
We we make reference to it all the time. Pull
your pants up, says yeah, oh yeah, right from lean
on me, that kid, he's not dead. Don't tell me
he died. If he died, I'm sure it's from diabetes.
Don't tell me that kid's dead. He was a little
fat kid. Remember they're on the roof. Yeah, you see,
that's what teachers up saying. Just got away with all

(37:32):
kinds of fun stuff back then. That's how you got
into a kid's head. You brought up to the roof
and said you would have ruined your life with drugs,
then jump off No, he's not dead. Just the story.
He's not dead, and then you want to the next story.
He just remember they made him go to the bathroom
and sing the song for the school. That's a good movie.

(37:54):
You haven't seen Lean on me. Uh, let's see here.
I guess I would get angry at this too. You
should so.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Dave Portinoy, the guy who owns Barstool Sports, he I
guess he was at a at a bar and they
had some anti Semitic sign. It was in Philly, of course.
It was yeah, the asshole, that's Philly. Well what would
it say? It was a s okay, Wow, it's a sign. Okay,

(38:30):
I can't even repeat what the sign says. What's Philly doing?

Speaker 3 (38:34):
Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (38:37):
Is it bad?

Speaker 1 (38:38):
It's bad? Was it like a Nazi Thursday Night or
something they're doing? Not far off? Jesus? Yeah, what do
people do Philly? What are we doing here? Come on?
Does it is?

Speaker 3 (38:48):
It?

Speaker 1 (38:49):
Is there a Can I turn the mics down? You
say it to me? Yeah, if you turn the mics off,
that's awful. I mean it's right to the point that
is that's You're not even hiding it in a creative way.
So I Okay, here's the worst part. I think it's

(39:11):
a bars because you know barstool now owns bars. It's
a barstool bar in Philly. Oh he should definitely, I
would my name. Yeah, I would get my name off
of the Yeah. There's like one in Nashville too. We
went to Yeah, but ours didn't say that and their
cool spots. Yeah. So apparently when you buy bottle service,
the waitress comes up with a sign like kind of
like you know that you're a big shot yeah service.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
And it's one of those like light up signs, you know,
like it looks like a sign you see outside of it,
like a rush sparklers too. Yeah, and whoever bought the
bottle service, that's what they wanted on the sign and
the bar did it? Wow? Yeah, I would, we did.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
We did.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
You have to make Eric we got that right. You
have to be a better judgment. Just I want to
make sure that Eric got that he hit the dumb bug.
Like he might be a young waitress maybe I don't know,
maybe you're nineteen or twenty, but you obviously it's a
it's it's a it's an eighteen year old waitress who
has no idea what that means, yeah, like if I'm
the gers in Goldberger Rosenberg family, I'm not. I would
be very offended by that. And and good for Dave

(40:11):
Portnoy for calling out his own bar. Yeah, he went on.
He went online and said, dude, there's there's no reason
for that, and aologize. They're going to you?

Speaker 7 (40:24):
Right?

Speaker 3 (40:25):
When is that show?

Speaker 1 (40:26):
When is the show?

Speaker 5 (40:27):
To you?

Speaker 1 (40:28):
It's to you? When is the show? Though, he's asking
the date the show is to you? To you, I'll
be honest, sir. I'm going to take you behind the
curt and here be honest with the guy.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
They didn't.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
I get on a computer and then they give me
all the details and they didn't give me any details
other than it was called to you. I don't know
where it is and I don't know when it is,
but you're going to the show time? Yeah, I'll be honest.
I'll be honest. Man show the show could have been
last Friday. I don't know. That won't work, but look

(41:06):
off the air. I'll google it and we'll get some
info and we'll find out when the show is. Yeah,
but it's too it's to you. The world's second best
YouTube tribute band wait a minute. We don't have tickets
for the first. We only have tickets for the second.
So I so I googled it, right, okay, yeah, it

(41:27):
came up with our web you know z XL. It
looks legit there and I scamed down. I uh, all right.
It says doors doors open at six. The show's at seven.
It's a ninety minute runtime. It's at the Vault Vaudeville Bar.
Is there? Cool? Is that old? Let me hold on?

(41:52):
I mean that's at the bottom of what looks to
be a legit the Vauldville Bar. Sorry, this is what
happens on a Monday more when we're ill prepared. But
you're in, man, you're in the doors that are going
to open it. Sid, Look, here's what I know. Here's
what I know. I know that you seem like a
fantastic person and you called up in one tickets. I
don't know when the show is or where the show is,

(42:13):
but I promise you that you have tickets, all.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Right, you.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Geez. There's a lot of questions being asked. Uh, ant minute,
Wait a minute, I think it's at the Lee Boy
Theater in Millville. Okay, is it at the top the
Lee Boy Theater? Okay, we love the Lee Boy Theater.
It's at the Lee Roy Theater. Lee Boy, Lee Boy,
the Leave Boy. Hello, we're gonna be over in Millville

(42:42):
at the Lee Boy Theater. All right, we're gonna get
you all the information you need. Good show. That would
have been real helpful if you're gonna go to you too,
But you're going to to you like six minutes ago,
that would have been helpful to you. They're fantastic. Oh
you're right, dude, and you're in Millville all night, dude,
I'm sure there's ton to do a Noville you, Mike Trout.
You're watching a YouTube tribute band. It's gonna be awesome.

(43:04):
Hold on right, are you stay on? Hold? All right?
All right? This is it's embarrassing. This is this is
a first. We've done a lot of bad things, right
we have. We've put a lot of non effort a
lot of the time with the show Monday, but no

(43:27):
one does anything on the weekends like this is a
This is a tough one. And it's one hundred not
our phone. I'm seeing it here, man, I think it was.
I just went and double checked what I see when
we give stuff away.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
This is bad.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
This is May second. The show was May second, was
on Friday. Friday was on Friday. But we have tickets
to give away for today, Jack what's his name, Jack? Jack? Well,
well we'll make right. Well that's that's the first we've
never given away.

Speaker 7 (43:58):
It gets it already happened. Yeah, I mean I listen,
that's what I'm saying online. It says I'm so confirmed
it You confirmed it. Yeah, I confirmed it. It's it is, and.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
Then I want to confirm to make sure that I
didn't make a mistake.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
To me.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
Got okay, So well, okay, okay, good news though. We
got Metallica tickets coming up. Yeah, now we gotta give
him Metallica ticket. I'm not giving up. I'm not giving
he's not giving Metallica. I'm not gonna give Jack Metallica
tickets because we screwed up.

Speaker 3 (44:27):
YouTube cover band.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
We need to make this right. We'll send him the
ocean or something. So this is a first. Man, Wow,
we were joking, like doing that whole thing where you're
joking like maybe the show already happened. It's a new low.
Probably a new low. Yeah, okay, hey, uh we rough weekend, dude.
Anybody out there went to the show. How was it?
Because you know we're sitting on pairs of tickets we

(44:50):
didn't give away for this show. It's coming off a bender.
Yeah from this weekend. This ain't helping. Uh, we get back.
We're gonna do some headlines. One hundred point seven z
XLS out Jerseys rock station z XL morning show always
streaming on the iHeartRadio app Twice this weekend. I stepped

(45:11):
in it by saying something to someone that I probably
should have thought about. And I was trying to be
you know, goofy crazy Scotti. But is there there's fun
and there's insulting so way over the top. Friday night,
my wife and I we run out, have a couple

(45:31):
of drinks at a bar that we like, shout out
to Freddy Jay's amis landing, and two guys pop in
and my wife, my wife, she gets on the phone
and walks outside, leaves meet at the bar by myself
for like a half hour. So she's the apping away
on the phone in the parking lot, and I got
these two guys next to me. Have they started a

(45:52):
conversation yet? No, but I think they're gay guys, which
cool man I said to them. I mentioned something and
I was like, uh. I was like, hey man, I'm
all about they. Then you did you pulled that off?
I mean, did I pull it off? I don't know.
My wife is like, I don't think they were gay,
and I'm like, yeah, but I shouldn't have said that. Well,

(46:13):
you're like, that's my sister on the phone, so let's chat.
So I'm like, why did I say that? Right? Like,
why did I say in? This is like when I
speak at uh more jive for some of my neighbors.
Did I give the other neighbors? Because like I blend in.
I thought it was funny and I was like I
was like, oh, like yeah, you know, you know me,
I'm a they then guy, I'm down with But and

(46:35):
then I thought about it and I'm sitting there now
it's at awkwardness where I'm like, they I think they
might be like a gay couple, and I just didn't
you know, Okay, my wife's like, my wife, She's like,
what are you doing? Yeah? Right? You do know that.
Now when we have people over our house, my wife
has to like give people the heads up that she
she said this yesterday about me. She goes, you're a

(46:57):
lot I don't take that as a compliment. Well, here,
you're a lot. Here's the thing is, you and I
every morning we jump in this room away from everybody,
and we say whatever we want. There's no dirty look
back and forth, there's no conversation, there's nothing. So we
we get away with everything. But when that goes out
and you're actually looking at somebody in the eyes and

(47:18):
you say some of the stuff, you're like, Jesus, that
was kind of wrong. It doesn't end there, Jojo. So
on Saturday, my wife and I go out for like
a little brunch thing, right, and we're going to this
uh really you know, cool spot that we like. And
I could see they have like a whole back area

(47:39):
where there's like corn hole and stuff like that, and
you can see there's like a like some type of
fundraiser they're doing, right, a lot of people playing corn
hole blah blah blah. So we get talking to the owner, right,
very nice woman, and I told her that, uh, you know,
we're just talking about, you know, pumping up the business,

(48:01):
and you know, you know, she they just started during
COVID and blah blah blah. And I said, yeah, man,
like if I was you here it comes if I
if I was you, I would like like, I, you know,
like I'll take pictures with kids with cancer, just just
to just to make people think that I'm a better person. Yeah, right,

(48:24):
like as a joke, like like hey, like you know,
like I'm such a piece of garbage that like I'll
go to a children's hospital to take pictures with sick
kids and make it look like I'm doing stuff for him.
And I go in the same breath, I go, hey,
what's going on outside? It was a it was a
fundraiser for a kid with cancer. Oh so yeah, see again,

(48:45):
funny on the air, funny in this room, Not funny
when you actually had a benefit cancer. I'll be honest, man,
I gotta give my wife a lot of credit because
she has to deal with that. Yeah, you know, she
sits there and just shakes her head. I'm like, yeah,
I'm like all right, so that one I say too,
Yeah again, when you're looking at the woman the face
and it's embarrassing, you say that. Here, we get away

(49:05):
with it. We just roll play led Zeppelin song. But yeah, man,
I shouldn't have said the thing about the kids with
the children's hospital, like anything with kids too yeah, yes,
you talk about white vans and all like you'll get
in all that. Here's here's mine. I pull this off again.
This one isn't it has to do with kids, but
it doesn't. If I'm at a bar and I don't
want another drink or I'll like, I'll grab a drink,

(49:26):
I was like, I just you know, just one drink.
I have to drive a school bus full of kids
after this fause true. True, you know I'm not driving
a school bus at seven o'clock on a Friday, or
I'm watching whatever. It's not true. I'm not but it's fun.
But I'm not harming kids. But again, if I'm a
real school bus driver drinking and driving kids, that's an
awful thing. That's the joke. Yes, yeah, I think I

(49:49):
said to the bar tender, give my wife one more
until she passes out. Okay, you know I don't want
my wife to pass out. I mean I make roofie
drinks or Roofie comments a lot, so it's so oh,
this is a good one. I'll say my wife will
have a Bill Cosby when I'm ordering a drink for
my wife. Say that because it's funny, but it's not funny. Yeah,

(50:10):
so I stepped in it twice. Yeah, twice, that's a
good week. Yeah. Wow, you got stuck with the kid
with cancer thing too, man, that's yeah, that's a tough one.
She has a very I think it's called number seventy
nine or something. It's out and uh like I don't know,
egg Harbor City. Yeah yeah, nice bar Well yelled where's
his hair? Sorry?

Speaker 3 (50:30):
Lady?

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Yeah? White? Yeah, well you got a funner is of her?

Speaker 2 (50:33):
Kay?

Speaker 1 (50:33):
Yeah? Yeah wow. Yeah, that's a tough one, man. Yeah.
How does she take it? She kind of roll. You
change the subject pretty quick, pretty quick. Yeah, a corn hoole? Yeah.
How's your old fashion? Yeah right?

Speaker 3 (50:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (50:48):
Correct? Weak? Yeahd bag? Well the thing it's funny a
bomb there though, your wife kids, that's what it is.
Does she know how lucky she is? Yeah? She knows.
Not like because I would back that up with something else.
We've done that before. Where where were we? We were
with the Hooter's Bikini pageant with Ronnie and the girls

(51:10):
having to be sitting at the table and we just
keep rolling and nineteen year old girls are sitting all
around us and me and you are just being perrific. Oh,
you said my wife die. Damn, my wife died, and
like and Ronnie's eyes are going back and forth like
a tennis Match's like what just happened? But again funny
because I'm there and no one's dead. Look we get back.

(51:32):
We'll do a thing called you think.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
You have it bad.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
You think you've got it bad. I don't think we
have it bad. The owner of a naked cleaning company. Oh,
this is where a woman comes over and she gets
naked and cleans your house. This is a cool idea.
This will work. Yeah, it's called bare Naked Cleaners. It
depends on do I get to pick which one comes over?
I don't know. He gets just one woman, U totally naked.

(52:05):
What country is this in? This country is in angle,
But they she says that she'll be naked and maybe
in high heels. Sometimes you can like kind of like
request what you want her to wear. It's not a
sex company, she goes, I do not have sexual escapades

(52:26):
with anyone that hires me. She said, there's nothing sexual.
We're not escorts. There's no sex. We're just a cleaning company. Sure,
but they do way through college they're naked. Now one
hundred and fifty five bucks it's pretty good price, really good.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
Yeah. Clients have to pay a fifty dollars deposit and
the packages actually start with a made outfit at one
hundred and twenty five dollars. I guess you're just watching
her bend over again. It depends on what quality of
a woman. Because we have house clears. They come in
like the Hispanic Ghostbusters, but they're all big, big, big,

(53:03):
big lady. Yeah. I thought so bad. I catch them
on the of the camera in the in the kids room,
and she'd be trying to get up in the bunk bed.
She almost got stuck like between the roof and the
bunk bed. Big girl. Man. This used to be a
thing when we were kids that uh, this is before
like we I guess we found out about like cancer
and stuff like that. That girls would go out and

(53:24):
pour like oil on themselves to get a suntan. Remember
like the baby oil that was a big thing. Yeah,
or baking oil, like you're baking. Well, that's so a
doctor has come out and said it's starting. I guess
because there's a social media trend now where people are
taking baking like like like like like Pam right and
using it when they're when they're when they're tanning, he said,

(53:49):
it's not worth it. Uh, it's suitable for frying, baking,
and grilling and roasting, not suitable for sunbathing. Using vegetable
oil as a tanning accelerator is not good. Have you
tried the deep frier challenge yet? On TikTok? What is that?
It's where you take your hand and you heat up
the deep fryer and you put your hand into deep

(54:09):
fried oil. I'll be honest, Yeah, you know that that's
probably stupid enough. Somebody will do it. Sure.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
Well.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
You know what's coming around now is the ice bucket
challenge again. We're back to that again. Poorn ice over.
I don't know that's for someone that's that that was
a that was a that was pre COVID. Yeah, some
charity or something. I don't worth it for. Let's see
here a guy, a former Navy diver, spent one hundred
days living underwater. Doctor Joseph Detruro, better known as Doctor

(54:40):
deep Sea, said that it actually was great for his health.
Living under under the sea for one hundred days back
in twenty twenty three. He lived in a thirty foot
deep lagoon located in Key Largo, Florida. For the name
of science. He said that a bunch of Oh it

(55:06):
was good for his blood because of the high carbon dioxide.
Was he inside like a capsule or was he like
a like a snorkel? I mean you got to be
inside of a capsule, right, yes, unless you're in scuba
gear or something. But so it was a not Yeah,
it was a capsule. It was a nine It was
a nine foot by nine foot room made of steeling glass,

(55:27):
and he had the scuba dive down to get to it.
So the compression was good for his body, he said, So,
I mean that's cool. Can't come up too fast though,
what they call the bends. I don't think he's down
that far. Yeah, you're right, Yes, you would get the

(55:48):
bends if you come up too fast. But I think
he's only in like, I don't know, ten feet of water,
fifteen feet of water. That's not terrible. Yeah, he got
his test on his blood urines. I have a heart, brain,
and lungs, and he he was healthier coming out of
it than he was going into it. There you go.
Those people day have a bed.

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One hunchred point seven, The XL staff, Jerseys Rock Stations,
the EXL Morning Show. You know what, I made a joke.
I said I had I wanted to have two kids
in case one turned into be an absolute jerk off. Okay, right, yeah,
it's kind of happening.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
Man.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
Yeah, my twelve year old, he's awesome. He's kind, he's tough,
he's a good kid. You know, he's got his reading up.
He reads it like I don't know, like a first
grade level. But other than that, I love the kid.
Right my rider died. Yeah, Now the eight year old,
he's got a little attitude problem where, you know, we've
had to have some words. So my wife goes to
his dance on Friday with it it's a mother daughter

(57:00):
or mother Sunday mother son. Yeah, basically it's it's I
don't know, with their heads cut off, and it feels
like I used to have to do the fither of
daughter stuff. Yeah, where it's just a bunch of kids
running around, a bunch of dads who don't know each
other trying to chit chat. That's all it is. Yeah,
that's what it is. She makes a big deal at us.
She goes and uh, she finds him a suit on
Facebook marketplace. You know, man, I look good man, you're

(57:21):
all dressed up.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
It's on there.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
I got a I'm just hanging out, me and the dogs.
I got nothing else going on. The other one, he's, uh,
he's at the buddy's house for the night, so I'm
just chilling. So they come home. Little guy, you know,
he's all he's all miserable, he's all pissed off. My
wife's like, you know what, his attitude. I can't take
it anymore. I said, how does this beautiful date night
yeah turn into this? Yeah. Apparently he runs with a

(57:43):
bad group of kids in second grade. Because my wife said,
they're all jerks. They're all just basically like I can tell.
I can tell they're all bad kids, and he's one
of them. It's like him and three other kids, they're
all just bad kids. It's like they're not bad kids.
He's eight years old. Even our twelve year old at
eight years old, didn't know what he was doing. He
was just I don't know, he's something pushing people. I

(58:03):
don't know. Well, you know what it is, if it is.
You know, we do teach our kids like please, thank you,
to be kind, right, yeah, well I guess he just Okay,
here's the kind here's what it is. She wants to
make and I get it, you know, but but you're
still mom. She wants the pictures and all these other things,
like take a picture to the kid. You don't want
to do that, but even a second grade of the kids,

(58:24):
Like I don't want to get a picture of a kid.
I just want to run around and I don't know,
just just run around, the dance and do those things.
But my wife wants and again, as a parent, you
want the experience. She wants to know the picture. And
the problem is now with the with the world we
live in now, it's the picture has to be perfect.
So it's a lot of retaking that. Oh it's not
going to be one. Like back in the day the polaroid,
you waved it back and forth. It's like, ah, look,

(58:45):
mom's looking to the left. Who cares it gives what
your eyes are closed, doesn't matter. That's the picture that
it's going to be on the on the mantle forever. Yeah,
because kids, we have to spell you. I don't know.
It costs like like twenty dollars to get a whole
roll of film developed a photo. Hut it looks like
get done up. Yeah yeah, but he did. He didn't
want to take a picture. And you know, he's acting
like a tough kid. And then he's acting like he's

(59:06):
acting like a kid who not embarrassed him his mom,
but your mom's mom. And that's a hard that's a
hard pill to swallow too, because my wife's going through
that with the twelve year old. Now where the twelve
year old bust balls he but he's becoming a teenager.
He's not a mom doesn't want it, doesn't want to

(59:26):
hang out. Yeah, it doesn't want to do that the
things that he used to do, you mom, was to
go too. And now he's like, yeah, yeah those this morning,
what do we wake up to twelve year old snuck
into our bedroom in Nora bed. They still love they
still I mean, you know, and that's but the problem
is that almost screws my wife up more because she's like, Okay,

(59:47):
he's back yeah, and then today is going to be
a dick right now he's not now, he's not not back. Yeah,
he's playing head games. But mom, Yeah, when they need you,
you know you got to be there. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
Yeah.

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