MONDAY 6-23-25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
In a world of dull, mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Above all the rest. And this show isn't it?

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Good morning, Good morning, Good morning. I got side eye
yesterday and last night actually about eight thirty, and I
should have been side eye from your house, my wife.
So we had a long night Saturday night. We were
out late till like two or three in the morning.
Yeah you did so, uh okay, so uh so, like

(01:06):
Sunday was just like, you know, kind of we knocked
out what we need to do early in the morning
and then you did and then we did what what
and so uh so it's kind of a lazy day.
And uh it's like eight thirty. My wife wants to
make a bowl of cereal for dinner.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Right and miss those days made right Like dude was
a kid.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
My wife, her and my son are insane when it
comes to cereal. Dude, don't eat cereal for dinner. And
that's just seven nights a week. I wish I had it.
We haven't had cereal in the house and I don't
know week so my uh so, my wife does a
bowl of cereal, goes in the fridge. No milk. So
I said, all right, mab, she gets this like waggy
a twelve milver eighty two or something like that. It

(01:45):
was a good cereal.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
We're talking like a like a peanut butter cat and crunch.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
We're talking about like nutrim. Now I think it's like healthy, gotcha, guy,
I mean like, I don't know. I don't sugar. I
don't eat cereals, so I don't know. I gotta put
sugar in that. So uh So, I said, you know, babe,
it's eight thirty on a Sunday night, even though I
can get up at three am. I was like, I'll
run over to the store and I'll grab you this.
This this crazy healthy milk that you get. So I
go over to the store and I really said, I

(02:09):
don't think about it. I'm in I never wear flip flops, like,
I don't wear like sandals out unless I'm all in
enough beach or a pool like, I just don't wear
flip flops. And uh so, I got flip flops on.
It's eight thirty on a Sunday, and I'm getting side
eyed by and I'll grab you this this this crazy
healthy milk that you get. So I go over to

(02:30):
the store and I really.

Speaker 5 (02:31):
Said, I don't think about it.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
I'm in I never wear flip flops, Like, I don't
wear like sandals out unless I'm all in enough beach
or a pool, like, I just don't wear flip flops.
And uh so I got flip flops on. It's eight
thirty on a Sunday, and I'm getting side eyed by
this black couple and I'm like, like what you're like
like like like, I don't know why. Why are you
looking at me like that? What did I do? You're

(02:54):
not that farting sun. So yeah, think giving me side
eye and I didn't know why, and I'm like, I'm like, dude,
did I did? I did? Like what's going on? And
then I realized, Oh, it's my T shirt there there
they they I think they think I'm stealing their culture.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
Like if I was walking into a wah wah and
there was a black guy he had a growing Pings
T shirt on.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
I'd be like with it. Man, I love Kirk camera.
I'm like a Boner. Remember Boner? Do you know Bernard
Boner's dad is check Off from Star Trek? I didn't
know that? Yes, wow, yes, So are you proud of
your son? He became Boner from Growing Pains, I mean,
and then but then he ended up killing himself? Oh
we did. Yeah. Because he was on the show Growing,

(03:35):
he was called Boner. Do you know why he was
called Boner? Why because he was a mistake? Okay, No,
that's the that's the that's the joke. We had a
Fred They I think they think I'm stealing their culture.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
Like if I was walking into a wah wah and
there was a black guy he had a Growing Pains
t shirt on.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
I'd be like, tell me with it, man. I love
Kirk Camera. I'm like a Boner. Remember Boner? Do you
know Bernard Boner's dad is check Off from Star Trek?
How do you know that? Yes? Wow? Yes? So are
you proud of your son? He became Boner from Growing Pangs?
I mean, and then but then he ended up killing himself?
Oh we did, yeah. Because he was on the show Growing,

(04:12):
Let's he was called Boner. Do you know why he
was called Boner? Why because he was a mistake. Okay, No,
that's the that's the that's the joke. We had a
friend growing up and we used to call him that,
so boner on top of the your penis thing make sense.
Boner boner means mistudent. Yet I think, dude, it's summer,

(04:34):
so I'm gonna be honest with everyone out there. It's
gonna be real. Willy nilly, uh, it's we're we're we're
gonna be real. Akadets ago. We're gonna take a time
out around six fifteen. I'll tell you what you can win.
I think it's Rocked the Box, which is an awesome prize.
It's the season pass for all the tribute shows coming
to Borgata. So I think that's what we have. Okay,

(04:55):
I got a double check though. Like I said, it's summer,
and I think we're on mckage.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
One hundred points up and z XL, South Jersey's box station,
z XL Morning Show. Good Morning, everybody.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Do it, Lot, I can go alrighte it and we'll
do it Lot, and things sucks. I'm Scotty, good morning.
You're some news values on a Monday, and air quality
alert is in effect for a section of violand New
Jersey after Cruise worked Saturday night and a Sunday morning
to extinguish a four alarm fire. The fire was placed

(05:28):
on control under control just after seven am. Uh it
was fear always sucking violand Giordano's course is an Italian place,
Giordano's recycling. Hey, oh, I guess it caught fire, so
Cruise were able to put it out. But I guess
a lot of trash was burning, so burning tires out there. Yeah,

(05:50):
so you're gonna have some some some It's gonna it's
gonna be smelly in Violin for the next couple of days.
An Egg Harbor City woman is being charged with attempted
murder after she allegedly stabbed a man multiple times in
South Jersey wah wah. This was on Friday afternoon. Berlin
Township police responded to the Walla on the four hundred
block of Roots seventy three for a stabbing Friday afternoon

(06:10):
just before two forty five pm. Investigators arrived to find
a thirty five year old man in the parking lot
who had been stabbed multiple times, and then found thirty
six year old Kelly Feaster nearby and took her in
the custody.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
Bhi uaah, you're so fast in then out of wah wah.
What what could it possibly know? You walk in, you
grab your stuff, you walk out. That's my sizzly right.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Harold Perkins of Philadelphia was arrested Friday morning after multiple
hidden cameras were found in public bathrooms in Ocean City. Perkins,
of the Mayfair neighborhood in Philly, was charged with evasion
of privacy and endangering the welfare of children manufacturing child pornography.
Police said about the investigation, officers responded to the public
bathrooms on Sixth Street and twelfth sixth Street, Yes on

(06:55):
June twelfth for a report of recording devices found inside
of a bathroom. They could track you to where you're downloading.
I'm guessing if you're setting because I'm sure that's getting
that feed is going to your phone or something like that. Yeah,
and they're they're able to track you down. So this
is just a creeper. Just the creeper threw a camera
in a bathroom and then I guess was downloading with

(07:15):
the videos. That's news. What about Sports Thunder they won
the NBA Championships? You bet, yeah, I had uh cass
plus six and a half. I thought the Pacers were
gonna pull it off.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
Yeah, one of the I think one guy I think
blew out his achilles Haliburton, Yes, I mean that and
that sucked after that.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Uh, and the films beat the Mets seven to one.
They are off today. There you go. That's news. That's yeah,
Sundy today.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
Hy up the ninety one clear tonight, No seventy five
tomorrow for your Tuesday sunny high up the ninety five.
It's eighty outside right now.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
One a undred point seven is the XL South Jersey's
rock station, THEXL Morning Show Rock stations EXL Morning Shot.
I think I got scammed on Facebook Marketplace. Oh boy,
it's finally happened. I've had a pretty good streak, man,
everything's pretty much I played out the way I want
it to play out.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
I got I got scammed. You know. I bought that
basketball arcade machine, you know, like the ones that you
see like in a David Busters. Yeah, and uh was
missing multiple parts and the instructions. And the woman told
me it was brand new. Did they ever she ever
get back to you? Because I think you no, no, no,
I even did what I did on Friday. I even
reached out to her and I said, hey, this is
missing all the parts and it's not new, and you

(08:23):
said it was new and she goes, oh, that's crazy,
and that was the last thing she said. See, you're
kind of a scumbag. You're a scumbag one hundred. You're
a scumbag and you live in Winslow by uh mister bill.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
Yeah, so I pick up a bike Friday for my
bike yeah, Bircle, Yeah, from my twelve year old whatever,
you upgrade this bike a little bit.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Twelve year old, not your twelve year old.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
It's a nice one. Yeah, which is a twelve year old.
I hate kids want a bike, So I get it.
Man again, I can't ride it looks like it's shape.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
It's a steel frame in two wheels, So I get
the bike.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
Now I'm playing playing Friday Night on the beach, and
I'm you know, playing music or everything.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
South Jersey's number one moment and you're at the scalt
and Brigantine.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
Let's take a shout out and shut out so you
know I'm crushing the place. Dude, I got, I got
bitches on the bicycle. You're giving me the heart symbol
with their hands because I'm just crushing their music.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Right, I've done I'm playing all hundred percent. Dude.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
You played it twice, dude, Yeah, yeah that one. So
uh So I get a text with my wife the
bike is broken. I'm like, what do you mean the
bike is broaking hard? It is to break a bike,
So I'm like, well, what, what's what is what's happening
right now? I'm trying to I don't know. It's it's
eight o'clock. I'm just what's going on? Yeah, it's clicking
when he when he's pedaling around, because now this one
has gears. I hate it's the clicking. And this is

(09:44):
the chance you take when you're buying a bike online.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Is why you get a beach cruiser without and just
it got no problems with the beach cruiser because there's
no gears. Doesn't matter. If you've got to go up
pill you just get you got to deal with it.

Speaker 4 (09:55):
Oil the chain.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
It's perfectly fine.

Speaker 4 (09:56):
This one has all these I don't know this, and
it's got three in the front, seven to twenty one.
Why do we need a twenty one speed bike anyway?

Speaker 1 (10:03):
I look stupid, to be honest, I met your kid yeah,
he's not Lance Armstrong.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
No, you don't need a bike like that. He has
and he has two testicles. He's not Lance arms.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
He's not here. You're right, Lance on lands one. So
now I'm getting pictures of the gears and she don't
know what's wrong with it.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
I'm like, I don't know, so like, I don't know
if this guy, I mean, the transactor is pretty quick.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
I'm like, hey man, the bike looks good. Here's your money,
and how do you fix that? That's like you, I mean,
like I remember having bikes with gears and it's like,
I know that what you're talking about? That clicking and
it's like I don't know. You just keep moving the
thing until it stops clicking, right, So and that and
that's the thing too is my it's it's new for
my kid.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
So already he's like I hate the bike. I'm like, okay,
this this is becoming awful. You're supposed to like the
bike because that guy's what you paid for the bike?

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Uh? She do bike for a use bike? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (10:53):
Yeah, I looked it up. It's actually it was. It
was a pretty good name brand and it goes for
two fifty crek. No I we have tracks and I
love the tracks. I got no issue. I love my
trek bike. Once you don't go on a bike, what
are you talking about? I rude all weekend in the Brigantine.
You see me now, I don't go fast. I run
My average speed was I think four point two miles

(11:13):
on the app.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
I love that bike.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
Well, it's me and the wife. We ride out and
riding in handlebars we got and we go out there.
We have a basket for it. Don't be silly, now,
come on, No, she rides on the pegs in the back.
So I'm like, so I end up shooting a message
to the guy. I'm like, hey, man, that the bike
is clicking, the gears are all jacked up. And then
I deleted it because I'm like, I don't know. This
guy was kind of a bad ass, and he looked
like he could totally kick my ass him and his

(11:36):
buddies from the place I picked it up. So I
deleted it. But I'm like, I hope man, it.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Did you ever writ or you never sent it?

Speaker 4 (11:45):
I sent it like Friday night, and then I deleted
it about twenty minutes later.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
I'm like, so you sent it so you could read it,
but then you deleted it.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
I'm hoping he didn't read it, because I got to
figure out what's going on with this bike, right, I mean,
which happens? You got to learn how to do the
gearst This could be here complaining and not liking that
my wife could be over riding the bike out. No,
I'm gonna do it today. That's that's all my agenda
for today. Okay, we're gonna work on the bike. I'm
gonna turn it upside down on the handles bars and
screw around a little bit.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
It's the worst I had to do. Uh maybe last
year I had to change the uh the the inner
tubes out on the dude, and what a what a painter?
And you're right, dude, I have the bikes upside down
in my driveway. I'm taking the tires all and I'm
like this for what? And no one ever rides bicycles
in my house. I got I got five of them,

(12:35):
and then no one ever rides the bicycle.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
I just hope if you're selling a kid's bike, assume
that the parent's gonna give it the kid and the
kid's gonna want to jump on the bike. And guy,
you're selling a broken bike.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Then whatever.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
Now I'm gonna try and list it for the same
price and let it be someone else.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Yeah, that's my idea. One hundred and fifty bucks for
a used bike. Huh, I wouldn't pay one hundred and
fifty for a new bike.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
Yeah, well, yeah, I probably should have just went out
a huffy from Walmart.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Yea dude, Yes, because it's a kid's bike. They're gonna
they're gonna, they're they're they're gonna jacket up, They're gonna
lose it. It's gonna get stolen. I know. My wife
was here with me this morning. Oh yeah, you not
only are you over Payton, then you got taken. I
gotta hear from her rat bike. So I'll put it
out for one seventy five. Look I got it's a

(13:24):
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(13:44):
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gas Joe Oh and Scottie rock news. There's some rock
news for you. ACDC will return to the home country

(14:07):
of Australia for five shows this winter. The toy kicks
off November twelfth in Melbourne and it'll wrap up about
a month later in Brisbane. So the legendary rock band
formed in Sydney back in nineteen seventy three, and they're
all together, right, the original guys. No, the one guy

(14:27):
is uh brother. I don't know if he's dead, but
he has dementia, so he's out. So you have the
lead singer who took over for the guy who died,
and then you had the guy who runs around the
school boy outfit. And I don't know if the originally
if Phil Rudd, the original drummer, is still in there.
So yeah, no, the answer is no. What is that

(14:48):
school boy outfit? Is that a kilt? No, it's a
school boy outfit. It's like a little like British school
boy out he always did it. He's just a little guy.
He just used to run around one of their shorts.
It's what do they call it, knickers? I believe they
got that word. Uh so. So one of the coolest

(15:09):
things that like in the many many years that we've
been doing radio, uh working in Philly. Had an office
and I'd get there, you know, a couple hours before
we went on, so was the afternoon. We went on
at seven pm. I would get there like three or
four in the afternoon, and I'm in my office with

(15:29):
the door shut, and I'm hearing all this noise. Now
there's a foosball table outside of my office. Yeah right,
It's like it's like a common area where like people
can hang out. It's a job. It's when radio was cool.
Yeah it was. So I'm hearing all this noise and
like I swing the door open, like pissed off, Like yo,
I'm trying to get some stuff done. It's Brian from

(15:50):
ac DC. That's cool playing foozeball. Does he have the
skirt on? It's not the other guy. He's the lead singer.
And I'm like, and he was there doing like he
was He wasn't with a CDC at the time. They
were doing some type of rock show and uh and
and and and in that stupid like British accent, he's like,
he's like hello, like, oh my god, it's the guy

(16:16):
that makes it. He said, that's awesome. Uh, Pete Townsend,
this is great. The Who is the mess right now?
So the Who announced they're going to do one last
American tour right now that these guys are eighty to
eighty three years old. Pete townds near Roger Daltry. They
decided to fire their drummer, which is Ringo Star's son,
Zach Starry. Then they hired him back and then fired

(16:37):
him again. At all went down in like a three
week period. Pete Townsend has now come out in an
interview and said, I don't know why we fired him.

Speaker 5 (16:46):
I mean, he goes, he goes.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
This was all Rogers stuff, he said. Rogers said that
that Zach had lost the step. He goes.

Speaker 4 (16:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
I went back and this is Pete and this is
why Pete Townsend's the best, because he doesn't care. He goes.
I went back and watched all the footage. If anything,
Roger lost the step. Wow, I don't I didn't see
Zach lose the step at all, and he goes, I
gotta be careful what I say because Roger gets mad
when I talk about that.

Speaker 4 (17:12):
Maybe Roger lost a step. So that's why we can't
be outdone in the band.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
So that's what I think is happening, is that Roger
and look, I saw The Who two years ago. Three
years ago. It was me, my friends and doctor j
We all saw The Who together and it was fantastic.
And I wish they would have went out on that
note because from what I'm hearing, this show's gonna be
a disaster.

Speaker 4 (17:36):
And you're watching these guys on stage no, and they
just don't.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Like each other. Oh, Roger, And that's what Pete said.
He goes, I've had sixty years of fighting with Roger,
and I don't need. I don't need. That haven't happened anymore.
But he's still just Pete is great. Pete Townsend is
great at just talking s and he loves to talk
s about Roger. And there's a reason for that. Roger

(17:59):
Dawtrey is the epitome of a beautiful front man. He's
good looking, he's got a great voice, he's the he's
the face of the band, and Peter always was jealous
of that happens because Pete was the guy who wrote
all the songs. Like he is the guy the engine
that runs right, but not on stage, not on stage,
and he, dude, it gets under Pete townsend skin. And

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so what does Pete do? He talks trash constantly about
Roger Dawson. Forty five years after its release, The Blues
Brothers is getting a comic book. Z two has partnered
with the family of Dan Acroyd and John Belushi to
create a graphic novel named The Blues Brothers The Escape
of Joliet Jake. The additions will also come with unreleased

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lost recordings of a live album featuring Belushi and Ackroyd
as the Blues Brother's band. The book was written by
Stella ackroy daughter of Dan and Luke Pisano, son of
John's wife, Judy Belushi Pisana. At the end of the
original movie, Acrooids, Elwood Blues and Jake Blues had successfully

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overcome a massive manhunt and numerous outrageous car chases, but
then taking the jail. So this is I guess them
escaping jail and they're gonna have a comic book of
them escaping jail? Who buys it? Though?

Speaker 4 (19:17):
I mean, are you gonna buy the adult comic book
about the Blues Brothers and the kid's not gonna buy?

Speaker 1 (19:22):
I mean if they were superheroes like that. But I'll
tell you what I mean. I guess it's cool. This
is where it's kind of cool. Dana Ackroyd's gonna go
out and he's gonna go sell it at like comic
book stores and like signing copies of it. That's cool. Look,
I'm a huge Blues Brothers fan. Is my dad's favorite movie,
so like, I just have great memories of sitting there
watching it with my dad. Uh, and it's a banger, dude.

(19:43):
Go back and watch The Blues Brothers from beginning to end. Yeah,
catch it more on TV now they're showing up. So good. Yeah,
so good. But yeah, I don't know. Am I gonna
go out and buy a Blues Brother's comic book? Probably not?
Probably not, dud, Dude. The one thing that I can't
watch and I never have. You know, they may a
sequel to The Blues Brothers in like two thousand. We're
both of them in it. Well, Belushi had been dead

(20:05):
for twenty years, but John Goodman was in it.

Speaker 4 (20:09):
Oh dude, it's bad.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
Yeah, it's really It's called Blues Brothers two thousand. I
believe ah, I do remember that. Yes, bad, Yeah, it's
really bad. There you go some rock.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
It is these XL Morning Show right here where Boy
Seven's the XLS out Jersey's rock station.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Dude, I get summertime. I live close to the shore towns.
I'm like twenty minutes away from the shore towns. I
live in a place where the river it's cool. It's
called May's Landing.

Speaker 4 (20:45):
Yeah, I got my base sunburn. You have to do
it in the beginning of the year. You gotta get
burned really really bad where it's painful.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
Yeah. I got that at my front. My daughter she
went to the beach the other day and got lit up.
It's almost like we forget nine months. We just forget
about sunburn, and then we just are like, oh son,
and we sit there and get scorched. Just start the
summer off. It worked out perfect. So so I'm not

(21:10):
in beach shape. I'm nowhere near a beach shape.

Speaker 4 (21:13):
But Saturday we go to the beach and Brigantine, so
I get burned up pretty good with people that I know, right,
they're not really gonna judge. But then yesterday I'm at
the Cove and Brigantine. That's where all the guys are
all jackup steroids and you have tattoos and the girls
have everyone everywhere as.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
A as a truck, truck or a jeep. Sure, somebody
tries to bring an ultima onto the beach and get stuck.
Saw that person too, tried, they were in front of us.

Speaker 4 (21:35):
But yeah, you figure the penises are so small because
the tires are so big.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
Well, yeah, it's a small penis truck.

Speaker 4 (21:40):
So I had to I kept my shirt on when
I was around the guys with steroids and tattoos.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, the guys. The
guys are all going to drop out of a heart
attack in thirty cops. They're all copies. I'm not kidding, No,
I do. And I know, I know, I know a
lot of them. So so here's the uh, yeah, here's
the deal. I get it. We live in a shot town.

(22:08):
Sure things are gonna happen. There's a lot of festivals,
Like there was a big concert in Wildwood, that big
country festival. Yeah, I live on a road. Uh, and
I take this road quite a bit. It's called summers
Point Maze Landing Road, and that rides from Maze Landing
into Ocean City. Right. It's a back road. It goes
it follows the Maze Landing River and it's kind of

(22:30):
a backway. So if like you're a local yokel, you know,
to take it because you can beat traffic. You're not
on the Expressway, you're not on the parkway. You take
this back road. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
I use the Pikes band to get back and forth.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
But the problem is it's a one lane road, so
if you get behind somebody like this can happen with
trash trucks or school buses, it can suck.

Speaker 5 (22:49):
Well.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Dude, seven thirty am Saturday morning. I guess there was
a classic car show in one of these short towns. Dude,
I'm behind a Model T. Do you know what a
Model TA is? Is that the Thunderbird? No, it was
one of the first cars that the Afford bill. Gee,
the one you crankling the front, shitty chitty bang bang,

(23:11):
you got to crank it up in the front. There
are three of them going down Summer's Point May's Landing
Road at twenty miles an hour. It's a fifty mile
an hour road. They're going twenty miles an hour. I
don't even know how this thing still runs, right, and
their families and they're into these things and they were
so happy. But I'm stuck behind them, and it's a

(23:31):
it's a windy road, so there's really no place for
me to be able to pass these people. So, dude,
I'm not even kidding. A ride that should take me
twenty minutes took me almost an hour. Yes, because I'm
behind chitty chitty bang bang.

Speaker 4 (23:44):
I'll put this up air with the with the guys
that have the oversized tractors and they're driving on the
roads too. You got to pull over and let the
people go behind you go. That's going too slow.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Like I even had a guy with like a sixty
five Corvette behind me and he's getting upset about the
Model T in front of it. Like you're like, look,
I get it, I get it. You spent a lot
of money and you fixed up this car. And this
is a car that is a classic, and it shows
how how far we have come in the world of automobiles. Right,

(24:16):
it's a Model T. I get it, one of the
very first mass manufactured cars ever. Put it on a flatbed, right,
put it on a flatbed and trailer it in. Don't
try and drive it down a road. And dude, I'm like,
I'm not even kidding. There was a half a mile
of cars behind me that we're just we're all just
stuck behind the chitty chitty bang bang. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:38):
See that's impressive when it's in the parking lot and
I can walk by it and look at it.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
My kids can take a picture with it, and then
you walk by because I actually put that on it.
You might as well have a buggy man, because it's
bad enough. This road gets a lot of these bridge
the beach bicyclists. So I got enough with the bicyclist.
Now I got to deal with Model t's driving down
there like like I do. You might have been honestly
burning coal, Like that's how that's how old this car was.

(25:02):
You were behind the.

Speaker 4 (25:03):
Wrong car because the guy with the sixty five Corvette
due he would have flew man, that guy.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
We're all trying to pass. But like the problem is,
it's a curvy road, so you got to wait for
a straight away and then you got cars coming. And
that's the other thing. People are trying to pass these
these stupid old model T cars that are chugging down
the road right, and now there's almost accidents because you
got cars coming the other way people are trying to pass.
And I'm like, dude, get off the road. And I

(25:30):
can't imagine there's seatbelts or anything. And I got a
whole family sitting in these stupid Model T cars driving
down the road. Yeah, and there's a reason.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
It's not on the road anymore because we've evolved from
that speed.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
But he may have had wooden tires. I'll be honest,
it was. It was like insane. I would have like,
it's almost like you're an Amish country stuck behind a
horse buggy.

Speaker 4 (25:48):
Yeah, I'll bet you this. Guys, you've been cared.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
Dude. He's like, ah, look how yeah, He's like he's like, yeah,
look at me, like I'm and it's I get it.
It's seven thirty in the morning. But it's seven thirty
in the morning. I need to get where I gotta
get and you are really impeding, Like I get it.
You're gonna go to this this car show and idiots
are gonna go and pay five dollars to stare at

(26:10):
your car. I get it right, like I understand, but
just don't take it on the road. Throw it on
the back of a truck somewhere and just tow it. Yeah,
just trail too. I don't know, man, can't you get
a ticket for going too slow on the road? I
mean you'll be able to get a ticket for that. Yeah,
there's a reason like that. Cars one hundred and twenty
years old. I don't need I don't need to be

(26:32):
stuck behind it because you you get your rocks off,
you know, I don't know, can can you? Just can you?

Speaker 6 (26:40):
I need?

Speaker 1 (26:40):
You know what I need? A car show full of
Toyota Camrays, that's what I Look, we're those drifting cars.
Kids drive too fast for people. Yeah, give me, give
me cars. Yeah, those kids that had the cars that
can't go over speed bumps. Look, we get back, we'll
knock out some headlines.

Speaker 4 (27:08):
Conspiracy Corner, unch point seven z XLS out Jerseys Rock Station.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
All right, Gary G. Garcia, you are in studio and
I heard this conspiracy and I tossed it to you
the other day. Happy birthday, by the way. Another another
trip around the sun. If there's really a sun.

Speaker 5 (27:30):
If there's really a sun and you know.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Uh, so we talk conspiracies here, Garret. I heard this
conspiracy and it kind of blew my mind that But
then I thought about it, and I go, it's not
that crazy. World War two. America not involved. Fdr Right,
Franklin Delan R. Roosevelt doesn't want anything to do with

(27:53):
Europe or his His whole stance is it doesn't have
anything to do with us. We're gonna be are not
getting We're not part of it. Winston Churchill, yeah, right,
the guy, the big leader of England, he horribly wants
America to get involved to help him out.

Speaker 5 (28:14):
Right, That's what I've heard.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
So I am hearing this more and more that Winston
Churchill calls up, gets on his iPhone and calls up
the I guess it's the President of Japan. I don't
know how Japan was working at that time. Calls up
Japan and says, bomb America, damn bomb America, and that'll

(28:37):
get them into the war.

Speaker 5 (28:38):
Yeah, well that whole thing. Yet you're talking about Pearl Harbor.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Pearl Harbor. Yeah, that was so. It was Winston Churchill
who put it in the brain of the Prime Minister
of Japan at the time and said do that, and
now America will be involved in the war.

Speaker 5 (28:54):
Yeah, I've heard that.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
You can't believe that it makes sense. Yeah, because we
love Winston Churchill needed America's help, of.

Speaker 6 (29:03):
Course, Like what's going on right now with bb BB
needs Americans tell American Yeah, man, you know, I think
it's crazy.

Speaker 5 (29:11):
It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
What's going on right now?

Speaker 5 (29:13):
World war? World war to be coming, dude, it's it's
it's it's actually happening. You know, as we speak right now,
it's happening. This is the beginning of it.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
I don't think.

Speaker 6 (29:23):
Perfect example of what I was saying before when we
were talking about old Trump's here now you know, great,
great grade. And I told you, let's not be so
quick because you know, I'm still not convinced this two sides,
and now even more so, I'm convinced there aren't two sides.
We're always talking about the left wing, right wing. We're
never talking about the bird in the middle Ye that
flies regardless, you know, And that's what's going on. They

(29:45):
wanted war, We're gonna you know, we got war now.

Speaker 5 (29:47):
Now wear what I like destruction?

Speaker 4 (29:49):
Like you don't think we actually bomb we're supposed to
bomb as the nuclear weapon.

Speaker 6 (29:53):
They said they bombed nuclear plants. Well, nuclear energy is
all over the place. They didn't say they bombed nuclear
Uh you know, weapons manufacturing plants. No, it was just
their nuclear power plants. And here's my question, why can't
other countries have nuclear weapons?

Speaker 1 (30:08):
We do? We do, we.

Speaker 6 (30:10):
Do, and not only do we have them, but we
are the only country that's ever used them against anybody? Dude,
So why is it that where like no one else
could have them? I mean, I get it.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
I get it as a gangster.

Speaker 5 (30:21):
As a gangster, I got the weapons. You don't.

Speaker 6 (30:24):
But if I'm the other country, my attitude is, screw you.
I'm gonna build my weapons so I could defend myself
against the country says death to America. That listen, I'm
hearing that from third party. I gotta be honest.

Speaker 4 (30:35):
I don't tell us.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
I will tell you this.

Speaker 5 (30:39):
Do Iranians say? I don't know, Gary, I know some Iranians.
They don't dislike me.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
I know it's an Islamic country. So the women are
covered up. But back in the day, have you ever
seen pictures of Iranian women? They're smoking hot, They're still hot,
They're still hot. Yeah here.

Speaker 4 (30:58):
The thing over the weekend. My cousin who's actually over
right now. He's in Germany, but we've been going back
and forth with how hot Irenian women. Yeah, it's super
hot out there, so I'm.

Speaker 5 (31:09):
Usually usually the worst. The men are real quick.

Speaker 4 (31:12):
I'll bring this up. Someone made a great point. They said,
the blue haired nos ring women in this country here
better be careful because our guys, like guys here are
gonna start going overseas if they bring these women back
that want to be like traditional women that they've been
doing it for.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
If you hold the door open.

Speaker 5 (31:30):
For the brides, it's just gonna go up.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
And why not.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
They're beautiful and they just.

Speaker 6 (31:35):
They're messing up in so many ways. Women are supposed
to be so intelligent. Ladies, get your act together. Stop
joining with these people that are trying to destroy you.
They're trying to get dudes.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Now.

Speaker 6 (31:45):
The whole thing is like, if you're not if you
won't dat a trans woman, then you are.

Speaker 5 (31:49):
Then you're then you're transphobic because.

Speaker 6 (31:52):
You know you're not into pepoman.

Speaker 5 (31:55):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (31:56):
And I'm sitting there going listen, I get it, but
you better watch out what you wish for. Because once
dudes start not caring about the pecker, they're all gonna
start pulling chicks that are out of their league. You
know what I'm saying, Because you could pull a trans
woman that looks like a ten you.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Know, dude, that's got to be So if you're a woman,
they're gonna put you right out of business. If your
husband leaves you for a dude, that's a woman. That's
gotta be tough.

Speaker 4 (32:19):
What if your best friend, right, you get along with
all your life is a super hot.

Speaker 5 (32:23):
Chick too is now now it's super hot.

Speaker 4 (32:25):
It's a perfect it's a perfect storm.

Speaker 6 (32:28):
Well, you're trying to convince me or not, listen, I'm
just saying that, that's exactly what I'm saying. Exactly what
I'm saying is that once you get guys to get
over that, if duels all start to accept well, if
it looks like a duck and it quacks like a duck,
then then you know who cares if it got a dingling? Right, So,
once they get past that, why would they go back

(32:49):
to regular women? In a sense, especially if you don't
want to have a baby. Now you just made it.
Now you just made it that your only use is
having babies. That's your only use, because I'd rather be
with this hotter chick. You watch look, you know, and
and and this one likes football and.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Plays videos and then you hook up. Dwayne is now
Deborah and we got a perfect thing.

Speaker 6 (33:11):
Yeah, and now Dwayne walking to the men's bathroom and
get in and out just as quick.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
But he's also super hot chick. Yeah, but it's also hot.
He looks like Whitley from a different world.

Speaker 6 (33:20):
Yeah, I'm sorry, how did we get from World War
three to this?

Speaker 4 (33:25):
Better watch it because we will start shipping women.

Speaker 5 (33:28):
They're already doing it. They're already doing it.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Church.

Speaker 6 (33:32):
No, no, no, you're doing it because that's all part
of what's going on. Now, what do you think is
going on?

Speaker 1 (33:35):
Now?

Speaker 5 (33:35):
Man? Do you know any Americans really who want to
be involved in this?

Speaker 6 (33:39):
Nobody wants to be Nobody wants you know what I'm saying,
I'm totally accused.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
I couldn't even tell you where I ran is on
a map, Dude.

Speaker 6 (33:46):
I listen, man, I honestly, we knew this was gonna happen.
You know, they were saying it for the longest. I
personally feel like you know, the big things should be
because like it's all fun. Look, I'm I'm fifty five.
They're not gonna send me up there. I'm good.

Speaker 5 (34:02):
I know they're not gonna hit Jersey. You have to
say that.

Speaker 6 (34:05):
I know I'm not gonna hit where I live. I'm
not gonna hit with no bombs. I'm gonna be chilling.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
I'm good in the woods.

Speaker 5 (34:09):
Now I'm in the woods.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Now you're I'm good.

Speaker 6 (34:11):
You think we ever watched, No, there always has to
be You always eventually have to send ground troops because
remember you always eventually have to send human people in there.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
To school because you trust the kids. You trust a
twenty year old kid.

Speaker 5 (34:26):
I went, I went.

Speaker 6 (34:28):
I went to a high school. I went to a
high school graduation this year. The other day last week,
I went to a high school. Trust they said, they said,
who's going into the Arms Service?

Speaker 1 (34:38):
Please stand nobody.

Speaker 6 (34:39):
Six chicks, one dude, and I always got in trouble
because lot I went, yeah, I really feel safe now
I feel safe for now.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
That chips were purple blue hair.

Speaker 6 (34:50):
This over awful weight chick that everyone's saying looks beautiful,
but obviously she's very close and diabetes.

Speaker 5 (34:58):
All these people are going into the and the parts
are clipping.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (35:02):
I'm like, you're all a bunch of idiots. You're all
a bunch of idiots. Get I do not feel knowing
that you're out there, you know what I'm saying. I'm
just tired of it, man, I'm tired of all the
garbage that you have to go along here.

Speaker 5 (35:15):
I was watching the.

Speaker 6 (35:16):
Other day this woman's prison that's getting all these complaints
because it's it's getting all the women are getting beat up,
and they're showing all these videos of the women getting
beat up.

Speaker 5 (35:26):
And the reason why they're.

Speaker 6 (35:26):
Getting beat up is because all the women are guards,
so they can't hand. So now those chicks are like,
you know, they're real quick to be like get off
me and whatever because it's another female.

Speaker 5 (35:37):
That chick's bigger than Now, you got.

Speaker 6 (35:38):
Twelve guards or females beating up this chick, whereas if
it was just two dudes, they would have just they
would have just been like get over here.

Speaker 5 (35:47):
The chicken's swinging on them. You know, they know that
they're gonna get against the wall.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
There was a video the other man, the things. I'm sorry,
so I watch a lot of cop videos, right, like that,
the footage, the chest cam footage. Yeah, so a lot
of that. And uh, there was a woman definitely not
in shape. She was a cop, and I love cops
and I will do anything for police officers, right and

(36:11):
and so, dude, she gets taken like this guy, she's
trying to arrest a guy. He just manhandles her right
to the point where a guy walking down the street
has to now help her get this guy under control.
And it's like, how did she pass the tests? A cop.

Speaker 5 (36:33):
Passing tests to graduate nowadays?

Speaker 1 (36:35):
Man, and they lowered the standards and get into the
military too. You should be able to do because you
have to you need them.

Speaker 6 (36:44):
Yeah, I mean listen, I don't care I smat you
on the military. You just got to be able to aim.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
Going to be able to carry somebody if you have
to carry them. You gotta be able to run and
do all. You guys know this.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
But I just I enlisted, did you really? Yeah, I'm
a general. That's the thing.

Speaker 5 (36:58):
Actually, I would be surprised.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
That's the thing.

Speaker 6 (37:00):
Everything now is just gay. I mean even look, the
summer just showed up, right finally, the summer. Third week
of June, just like last year and the showing up
with a vengeance. Now now it's up, you know.

Speaker 5 (37:10):
Summers here, and it's like I'm one hundred degrees. And
then I realized what went on with all the seasons. Man?

Speaker 6 (37:14):
They turned They did to the seasons, what they did
to the frogs.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
We turned the seasons gay.

Speaker 5 (37:20):
We turned them.

Speaker 6 (37:21):
We turned them freaking trans because now you know, they're
all fluid. There's no more spring, like, they're all fluid.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Spring is like crazy.

Speaker 6 (37:30):
Spring is like I'm Spring, but today I feel like winter.
I'll tell you to feel a little wintery today. You know,
maybe next week I'll.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Feel a little.

Speaker 5 (37:38):
It's all like this fluid.

Speaker 6 (37:39):
There is no winter, spring, summer formal movie on Halloween, No, dude.
And I should be wearing a hoodie last week and
now this week.

Speaker 5 (37:49):
I'm sweating, all right.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
You know it's like, come on, man, one of my
favorite people in the world, Gary G. Garcia. Where can
people find me?

Speaker 5 (37:55):
Man, it's getting scarier. It's scary to tell people, But
go to a se jokes dot com. Check me out, man.
You know, I'll be doing some shows and I ran
next week.

Speaker 6 (38:05):
Check out my podcast, Rated g with Gabba g Guscia
and I got a couple of specials out there on YouTube.
Just put in gabagey Gussia. You'll find whatever I'm doing.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
All right, Gary, we love you, buddy, love you. Looks
we get back man. We'll knock out some trash.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
Oh, love crash anything thirty g you're nothing anything racket
rocking or roughing. Yes, love crash.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Hey, here's some trash for you. R Kelly. I guess
he was jealous that didd He's getting all the attention,
so he, uh, he decided to overdose in jail. And
now he's like saying he's coming out and saying a
bunch of stuff. I guess even in jail, R. Kelly
still has a bunch of slaves, Like he still has
control over some of these girls. And one of these

(38:57):
girls came out and said that, uh, she's not his slave,
but she like lives in his mansion. Still he still
has a house. I guess. I don't know. Isn't he
in jail for a long time? She's a slave. I
think she's just a squatter. Uh let's see here. You
know the guy from Facebook, uh Zuckerberg, Yeah, yeah, he's

(39:21):
a he's a UFC fighter. Now is that what he's
I know he was trying to who was gonna fight
Bezos or something? Well, you wanted to fight Elon Musk,
I thought, yeah, so he does. Uh so he's hanging
out with Dana White and he's guess he's a big
jiu jitsu guy. Now, uh, let's see here, I guess

(39:44):
Jeff Bezos, you brought that up. I mean, it must
be nice to have all that money. Right, he's the
Amazon guy. Ors he Google Amazon? Right, Jeff Bezos is Amazon.
I started in this garage, so books, I think Amazon
was was books. It was books. Those are your thing.
So him and his girlfriend Lauren Sanchez, who's an astronaut.

(40:04):
Remember she went to Space a couple of weeks ago. Yeah,
they rented a yacht and then filled the yacht full
of bubbles, like soap bubbles and had a uh a
foam party. Okay, that's cool. Yeah you got money to
do that. That was big. When I was in college,
there would be foam nights at bars and they would

(40:24):
just fill the bar with soap. Yep, and then but
once again it gets messy. Yeah, it's cool when you Yeah,
it's cool. About a minute. Now you're I don't know.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
Your feet are wet, your body's wet, You're and it's
sticky and slimy.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Like what's that support? Is that supposed to be? Like?

Speaker 4 (40:39):
I don't know, some type of big I don't know.
What are you supposed to.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Do in that? Uh? It's just it's hot and sweaty, dude,
I remember.

Speaker 4 (40:45):
It's not sexy. It is it supposed to say? Like
if it's just me and my wife and we're in
I don't know, let's say a baby pool full of
a baby oil, you know what I mean? Then that
we're in a diddy freakol. Yes, now that's cool.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Uh, look to me, Donald Trump, he makes me laugh
and that's why I like that he's president. He might
be starting World War three, but he makes me laugh.
So he's starting now, he's starting the push of you know,
he had make America great Again Mega. Now it's make
Iran great again?

Speaker 4 (41:16):
All right, let's mega.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
We're a mega. Hey, So so now we're in Mega
make Iran great again.

Speaker 4 (41:24):
So if you're wearing that hat, now are you my Mega?

Speaker 1 (41:28):
Oh? Dude, that's right. He can't like my wife. We're
driving home from somewhere the other day and I'm listening
to news radio right like, just like yo, whatever it
is the news station. Even when he does something good,
he can't. He says something and you just shake your
head and you go, just just stop talking. It's silly.
It's like you and your friend are high.

Speaker 4 (41:49):
You come up with an idea for a hat, but
our president actually pulled it off and it.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Doesn't and then and then he blows stuff up. Yeah. Yeah,
it's just pretty awesome. Share her son. She has a
son with Greg Almon. They were married. I don't know
if you know that after Sonny Bono. She married Greg
Almond from the Almond but it was was a daughter
right now, it's now she's no, No, that that is

(42:14):
with Sonny Bono. That's how you dressed up as her
for Halloween. What was her chas Chaz Bona. No, this
is Elijah Blue. This is Greg Almond's son with Chaer.
He was released in the hospital following a drug overdose.
So so hopefully he gets himself clean. Dude. He was,

(42:35):
I mean, look, man, your mom's share, your dad's Greg Almond.
You should be super talented and you got the world
by the balls, and he just wasted away on drugs.
Come on, bro, listen. You can do drugs, don't do
too many of them. Johnny Depp, he's laid low since
that trial where he just you know, he ended up
looking great in that trial with his ex wife Amber heard,

(42:57):
and he's now coming out and was interviewed and said,
I was the crash test dummy for the me too movement.
He goes, they tried to cancel me. Yeah, and and
uh and so you know he's he's laid low. Uh.
I'd like to see a Johnny Depp comeback like that
comeback story. Ye. I like Johnny Depp. Dude. He was

(43:18):
hilarious in that court case. He'd sit there and just
giggle and laugh. And that just embarrassed that Amber heard, Like,
it turns out she was just crazy. But you're right, man.

Speaker 4 (43:28):
When he came off looking good, people are like, well
wait a minute, no, no, he's got to be the
bad guy because he's the guy. And he's like, hell,
you're not.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
And it didn't help her Amber Herd's case that Johnny
Depp's lawyer was smoking hot who she was and she
was defending Johnny Depp.

Speaker 4 (43:44):
There he goes, Hey, good morning z XL.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
How you doing Hey, man, not as good as you, buddy,
what's your name? Left less less less or wess left
ol hell hell yet less? Now what is less Stamber? Lester?
Leslie actually brou the name of the family, bro.

Speaker 4 (44:06):
Because if it was if it was Lester, that rhymes
with molester, And now I get just using less.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
But it's Leslie Leslie. Huh like Leslie, Neil said, man,
the one of the one of the greatest comedic actors ever.
That's the only one you got though, That's the only one. Yeah,
that is kind of the only one you got. To me,
it's almost a female name. And did you say you
were named after your last name? Like, because I my
middle name is my father. Yeah, so my middle name
is my mom's last name. Oh no, so yeah, so Monroe.

(44:39):
First of all, it sounds like an old black man.
Monroe is my mom's maiden name, her last name, So
they gave that to me as my middle name. I'm like,
all right, I guess this dude's just named Leslie. How
did the parents come up with Leslie? It's it's been
in the family, my father's side of the family, John

(45:00):
Leslie or Leslie, And it just goes down the line
An't you all the youngest one that got it and
you're stuck with it? I'm with it. I like less Lesson, Yeah,
I like less Okay, let's famous lessons. I got it
w a caripe in Cincinnati. It's the only one I
know lest Lessman, Right, I remember that? Yeah? Yeah, he
was the news guy, wasn't he. He had the glasses on. Yeah,

(45:22):
he was the guy who called it when they threw
turkeys frozen turkeys out of the hell a cop there?

Speaker 4 (45:27):
All right, Uh, what do you do?

Speaker 1 (45:29):
I'm the detailed manager of Gennelani Ford, and we'll bind.
We were just down there for the car show. Yeah,
for the car show Saturday ago. Yep, Yeah, the car
show that ended up getting Dude, it's just worse timing.
This beautiful car show. Generally, Ford has this beautiful car
show every year, and we got it got poured on
the dude. The skies opened up, and I'm watching all

(45:51):
these people who take such good care of their old,
you know, classic cars. They're all just running. They were
just trying to get their cars out of the ring.
All right. They had the car show out there in
the HP the Pumpkin Run every year, and last year
they had like I don't know the stand somehow got
hold of just covered every car.

Speaker 4 (46:10):
Oh oh dude, that's and you watch these guys.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
Man. I talked about it earlier, like I was stuck
behind a Model T the other day, Like, and it's
going twenty miles an hour down Summer's Point May's Landing Road.
I could have, dude, I was going to kill someone. Yeah,
all right, less you stay on hold. But you got
that season pass. It's rocked the box at Borgatta great
tribute acts all summer long. All right, nice, thanks bro.

Speaker 4 (46:40):
A bunch of point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station
in the ZXL Morning show.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
I gotta call you out, dude, me, I gotta call
you out. Can I guess on what you're gonna call out? Yeah? Good?

Speaker 3 (46:55):
Was it?

Speaker 1 (46:55):
My QR code? I got a tip for over the weekend,
a c.

Speaker 4 (47:00):
R code that you did? What I get tips for?

Speaker 1 (47:04):
Okay? Never I know what that. I don't know what
you're talking Never mind that, forget what? That sounds very interesting? Yeah,
what do you mean you have a QR code?

Speaker 4 (47:12):
I now have a QR code on my laptop because
people want to give me tips. Oh DJ, yes, so
they'll scan it and give me a tip like the
band's doing Nashville. Oh, I'm gonna do that thing where
I'm gonna I'm somehow gonna I'm I'm gonna. I couldn't
get into it, and I'm gonna have somebody steal the money.
But some girl tiss me six dollars to play a
Handah Montana song, I don't even know what that is,

(47:34):
so I feel like I should give her the six
dollars tip back.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
What do you mean the climb? Yeah, I don't know
what you want to.

Speaker 4 (47:40):
I thought Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana were the same people.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
They are the same people. I played party in the US.
Hannah Montana is the clon. Got no time for it? Man,
you're the South Church is number one DJ. You should
know that this is my Birkenstocks. No, no, berking Stacks
are gay, gay man, you're dude. Peppermin Patty she was,
she was that the snoopy character. I've never seen her.

Speaker 4 (48:04):
Scissor she's she went and she wore Perkinstone.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Okay, go ahead, so you get you very nice. You know,
we have I think a nice synergy where uh like
my my little guy grows out of something. I'll give
your kids stuff that he grows out of, especially your
kids getting into Jordan's and stuff like that. Right, yes,
and then you and then you, uh you, you give

(48:30):
you know, some clothes because my my oldest has a
little guy, so you give clothes. You gave a bag
of clothes, and I forgot, like last week, you just
threw it in my bad the back of my car,
and I forgot it was there. And then so like Saturday,
I was killing time and I was like, oh, I
got this bag of clothes. Let me go sort through it.
And what I'll usually do is I'll sort through it

(48:51):
and I'll keep what we can use, and if not,
I'll give it the charity, the the the the other piles.
Kind of a dick move. I think I know what
you're gonna say. Dude, I don't even know what you
were doing here at this point. You're just giving me trash.

Speaker 5 (49:05):
I was.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
I was so so so I go through the bag,
and usually it's like kids stuff, It's like kids clothes.
This is your clothes. So I don't even understand who
you thought would use this. I thought it was your clothes.
But here's the here's the kicker. You had clothes in there,
but you also had a full bag of underwear. Oh

(49:29):
that's my bad, your underwear. I didn't know that, okay, underwear. Yeah,
So what happened was I can't fit in the underwear
of my wife. My wife wants me to be an
underwear model. Like this feld a lot of boxer breathing.
Yeah yeah, yeah, and those are two tight and snug.

(49:50):
So that was supposed to go to like a good
Will or was Salvation Army. Salvation Army gives back to
the vets. So I go, Salvation Army, I go, I
go like yeah, I'm like what like because usually I'm
sorting it through for the kids, like Okay, this will
fit this guy, this will fit this guy.

Speaker 4 (50:04):
But it was just a bag of underwear, okay, that
was in the bottom. So what happened was that was
the bag for the Salvation Army. Then I started putting
stuff on top that I didn't use anymore, and it
was more for like your son, not your little little guy,
the you know, my twelve year old, No, the older one.
Because there was like some under armor like basketball shorts

(50:24):
and stuff in there too.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
Some of the clothes is my daughters. They they end
up taking it because dude, they raid my closet and
you know when they just want like stuff to wear
around the house. Yeah, so like the tank tops and
the hoodies that all through. The daughters grab all that stuff.

Speaker 4 (50:42):
Yeah, there's actually the underwear got just that.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
Was my bad. I didn't I didn't need old underwear
like last week. Look that's me.

Speaker 4 (50:51):
That's what that must have been. At the bottom, there's
a pair of like white jeans. I'm never it's a
nice pair of whitejeans. I'm never gonna wear them.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
I'm like, maybe white jeans out and I go, who
where would these ever be worn? Never ever worn? They
have never been on my body. You did give and
I ended up stealing them a pair of corduroys like that.
I knew you'd like them. Yeah, sorry about the underwear.
The walls had to go through a full bag of

(51:19):
underwear to get them. I'm looking at I was like,
I can't wear these underweares.

Speaker 4 (51:23):
My balls would be up in my stomach.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
I don't know where my wife bought him from. I'm like,
I'm like, where does he think that? DC think I
don't And I'm trying in my head to put it
together because he thinks I'm going to give this underwear
to my son.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
Like, that's why I put this in a bag too
that you couldn't see, because you wouldn't seen the white
jeans on top and be.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
Like no, like at this point, are they just give
it as trash? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (51:41):
No, that's my fault, dude. It was I was helping
the under armor shorts for your son, and like I
knew you. I thought you might like the quarterways.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
The quarterways I do, Like, God, you're like the bag
of underwrack could have done without.

Speaker 4 (51:54):
Yeah, I just that away.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
Yeah, well, homeless guy's gonna have them soon. So look
we get will there a thing called you think you
have a bet? Because she's crazy? That's why. Uh. A

(52:17):
Chinese hotel has been in a bit of controversy after
using endangered red pandas to wake up guests in the morning.
I guess you could call down to the front desk
and uh you could have a red panda themed holiday
where these pandas would run.

Speaker 4 (52:35):
Into your room and wake you up. The animal, the
actual animal. The animal would run dressed up like them. No,
the animal that they're endangered in China.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
Dude, that would be awesome. They wake up, you got
a big bear on top of you. They're weird looking.
Bit they're not big, they look like little foxes. They're
gonna will they attack you? I mean you would think right.

Speaker 4 (52:55):
As how they wake you up as they're biting and
scratching you because that's not cool.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
Uh did you see? And this is this is why
I I never ever, ever ever go into a hot
air balloon over the weekend. Did you see the people
die in the hot air balloon? I see it all
the time.

Speaker 4 (53:12):
There's so many videos out there of them hitting power
Why do it in you're a power line?

Speaker 1 (53:17):
This is crazy. So this happened over the weekend. It's
hot air balloon goes up. There's like ten people in
the little basket, right, and that balloon catches fire. So
now the people have to either decide to burn the
death or jump to their death. And it, dude, is
you're watching it because it's like a hot air balloon festival,
so everyone's got cameras on it. It's not fun at all. No, dude, insane, Like,

(53:38):
why would I want that?

Speaker 5 (53:40):
I think I don't.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
I guess I guess you don't have a parachute. I
don't anytime I go up, I want to have a
pair of something. You want some safety.

Speaker 4 (53:46):
We've got a wicker basket that has four straps to
the balloon and you're blowing fire eight feet from it
to get the balloon to go. The whole thing is
the way it's designed is awful.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
One of my favorite photos my brother took it. It
was like nineteen seventy eight, seventy nine, eighty something like that.
Aud A Bond, New Jersey. The beautiful town of Audibond,
New Jersey. Go Greenway, home of Joe Flack. Do you
remember Captain Noah? Sure do? I had to send you

(54:18):
pictures to go told Captain Noah right, he was a
kid's show host back in the day. He was in
a hot air balloon and it crashed in my grandparents
neighbors backyard. That is awesome. And my brother snaps a
photo and it's Captain Noah and he has a six
pack of paps, blue ribbon he's holding in the basket
of the hot air balloon. The crash in the backyard.

Speaker 4 (54:36):
Now, where was he coming? That is a great picture.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
Where is he coming from? Philly?

Speaker 4 (54:40):
Do you get lost? I feel like you have no
control over Hota balloon.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
Captain Noah's sitting there, just just slamming down the Perhaps
blue ribbon is fantastic in a crashed hot air boil
because you can't steer it.

Speaker 4 (54:52):
Your control is only up and down.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
That's a what a stupid stupid thing to go up
and human po He thinks that that's smart at all.
There you go, those people one hundred point seven ZXLS
out Jerseys Rock Station ZXL Morning Show. When you assume
you make an ass out of you and me, Yes,
we all learned that it was a misunderstanding about a
Juneteenth party that happened in my neighborhood on Thursday, and

(55:16):
it was I feel there was a little racial tension there.

Speaker 4 (55:19):
Between me and the Juneteenth party. No, and my neighbor
does it every year, and this year I think it
is only this is only the second year. He's his annual. Yeah,
you're right, I think it was new last year. We
just started it, which is kind of cool. And this
guy goes all out. Man, he's got a fish fries,
he's got like he brings a bar tender in. It's
it's an awesome thing. What man, He and jueenth.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
It's a it's a beautiful holiday, so celebrating at the
end of slavery, right, awesome should happen? Love it? But
I gotta say, man, it might be the best food
of any holiday. Oh it's great, man.

Speaker 4 (55:54):
Oh yeah, the food they served there, dude.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
Come on now, like Easter sucking nut, Easter sucks ham
is awful, right, Even Christmas food ain't that great.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
Juneteenth food is on point. So Thursday, I don't I
know he's having this party. I see a bunch of
now cars are lining up past my house. This is
a this is a this is a raver man, this
is a bash.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (56:18):
Now, I didn't really get a formal invite, like, hey man,
I'm having a party, or are you coming? And last
year I was there and I made a comment to
his wife. I said, hey, listen, I'd love the DJ
of this party. I think i'd crush its number one
mobile DJ. Why wouldn't you I'm even better than the
guy you got. You know, She's like, you can't have
a white DJ at a Juneteenth party. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa,

(56:39):
whoa break down.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
These walls here? Come on, I don't see color.

Speaker 4 (56:43):
So I, uh, swan will get a formal invite. So
I just now like a like a dog. I'm looking
out the window. I'm like, is someone gonnavite? Dude, it's
a great time. Everyone's all dressed up today. It look
looking great.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (56:54):
So I shoot a little message. I'm like, hey, uh,
I said, uh, it looks like you got a nice
turn out for the.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
Party this year. And now you're throwing it out there
and you're just you know what you are, You're casting
the hook.

Speaker 4 (57:05):
Yes I want to party.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
You're you're casting the fishing rod. You're just you're just
seeing if something's gonna happen.

Speaker 4 (57:11):
So now I don't get a response back. This is
like I don't know, like seven o'clock or some rain happened.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
I don't even the party. Still happy you are not
going to the Juneteenth No, So now I get a
text back. It says uh, it says, hey, yeah, I
thought you were coming. Like wait a minute, I get
the formal waybody. I thought because your wife said you
couldn't have a white DJ at a June cheen party,
but I wasn't invited. Do we have invitations for Juneteenth party?

Speaker 2 (57:35):
Well?

Speaker 1 (57:35):
I have about a nice text message saying, hey, he
just assumed I was coming because I was there the
last two years. They happen. The way I work with
my neighbors is to show up. Yeah, I should have
done like if you see, if you see something going on,
I don't care. I love all you just show up
like I'm not. I'm not going to turn you away. Now,
I don't want this to turn into a white black thing.
So I say to him, I say, oh, I thought

(57:56):
maybe this year you were just doing it for friends
and really close family, right.

Speaker 4 (58:00):
I thought that's maybe you were scaling it back a
little bit because wink wink, all your black friends.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
Yeah, yeah, the one I'm not invited to. Right, Yeah,
my wife, he's in joking. She's like, oh my god,
I saw a white couple. I was like, now' She's like, no,
I was just kidding. But your wife's a little dark.
So's just man, she could get invited.

Speaker 4 (58:17):
It was that was all different types of people that
were going there except for me. So then, uh so
I'm like, yeah, I thought maybe you're scaled it back.
Now I'm waiting for no, please, hey come over. We're
still parting. Yeah, So four thirty in the morning, I
get a text four in the morning, which means he
was up partying.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
All that's the thing.

Speaker 4 (58:35):
Thursday, Thursday, Yeah, And Thursday morning I get a text
that says you're you're as close to friends and family
as I have.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
And I was like, Wow, that's what's his name? Wow,
that's Curtis Man, Curtis curt And now I.

Speaker 4 (58:51):
Feel like an a hole because I should have just
showed up assuming that, you know what, I'm part of
the stuff.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
Dude, it's it's it's you. So what You're going to
be the one white guy. You're gonna show up with
some blue like uh you know, uh what what what's
the what's the Seltzer's You're gonna show up with some
white claw and shorts right to a black party. I'll
tell you what I do. It's gonna be that thing
like like out of a cartoon. The record's gonna stop

(59:19):
and it's just gonna stare at you and go, what's
he doing here?

Speaker 4 (59:23):
Can you play rhyining stone cowboy? It was a great
time last year. I'm like, I should just and due.
I could smell it in the afternoon. Bro, this guy,
this guy smokes man like like a smoker like I said,
the food is fast, absolutely crushes.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
It was dumb man, dude, if you like I One
time I was doing some type of radio event and
they took us the Harlem and they took us to
a soul food restaurant. Yeah, dude, the food stuff it's
like like like and there was and I'm not even kidding.
It was an old black woman in the kitchen. She
and dude, she was making this stuff. It was incredible,

(01:00:01):
Like the food was incredible. It usually is.

Speaker 4 (01:00:05):
Everybody, thanks your callings that he always welcomed on this show.
When you're all a part of a stake, you should,
okay what you should have came with me? Imagine me
we do a podcast. What are these guys doing?

Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
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Speaker 4 (01:00:17):
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Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
Of work than rating. She was like, yeah, warming up
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you guys are great. Good morning guys are shilario. Let
me say, Scotty, oh god, is it my radio or
it's are you only broadcasting in MANA? I get him

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