MONDAY 6-30-25

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Do it live.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
I can go, I'll write it and we'll do it
lit and things sucks. Here's some headlines for you. I'm
Scottie by the way.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Hey, what's up man? Good morning, Good morning, your show.
Here's some news for yous on a Monday morning. A
man was arrested by a capitol police on Sunday after
interrupting a Senate debate on President Donald Trump's Big Beautiful Bill?
Can we name it something better than the Big Beautiful Bill?

Speaker 4 (00:31):
Now?

Speaker 3 (00:31):
With this guy, it's perfect, Yeah it is. It's exactly
something you would name, uh, isn't it? So a guy
I guess walked in and started shouting, calling lawmakers horrible.
Alan Rodgers of Florida was arrested for unlawful conduct after
he refused to obeye officers orders to.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Stop, Like has that ever worked?

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Like you walk in like this sucked, don't do it,
and they're like, you know what, this guy's right, let's
not pass this bill. But it would be funny if
he said something cool, like if he walked in and
like it was like he did like an insane clown posse,
like what like whoo.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Whoo, like like a shtick or like yeah, there was something.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
It's like those kids that go into like a like
a town hall meeting and they make.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Like a mockery of it and they say something funny
like do something like that a body, dude, this was
craziest for you. This made national headlines. So an entire
block yesterday blew up in Philly. So in the three
row homes in nice town.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
I don't know where a nice town is in Philly.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
I'm guessing it's not nice a town in Philadelphia that's nice?

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Oh uh.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
They like when you have a fat friend, you call
him slim. So do they blew up from the mayor
like Wilson Good. No, it's just I don't know if
it was a gas link or what. But a whole
block blew up, and uh, one person died, two other
people were hospitalized. But three row homes are just leveled
like gone gone, like the not just like hey, there's

(02:01):
a fire in some summer. Still let their goal well.
Chrysler is voluntarily recalling some of its twenty twenty two
through twenty twenty five Pacifica's and Voyager vehicles to replace
their side curtain airbags.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
The recall potentially affects about.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Two hundred and fifty thousand vehicles, and it's because some
side curtain airbags may not hold enough pressure during deployment
to limit the.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Risk for passengers during certain types of crashes. That's news.
What about sports?

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Phills beat the Braves two to one yesterday, Phil's padres
tonight six point thirty five. Start listening to the game
right here at ZXL. We are your official Philadelphia Phillies
ratio station. There you go, that's news.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
That's sort.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Hey, thunderstorms early, high at eighty five clouds tonight, Chance
thunderstorms again over seventy seven tomorrow for your Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Chance at thunderstorms.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Again in a high to eighty eight eight is seventy
five outside right now one hundred point seven ZXL South
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Speaker 2 (02:57):
I want to show like a child. I threw a fit.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yesterday and I told my wife I wanted to be
honest with her. She loves to go to the beach.
I hate to go to the beach. Yeah, I'm not
a beach guy either.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
I am not.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
I despise going to the beach. Now we're over the
for the weekend. We're staying and bringing tine like the
full week. So it's not even like we have a Saturday.
We're leaving on a Sunday. I get some relaxation away
from the beach. So Sunday we're wrapping to go to
the beach. I said, I wish we could go somewhere. Now,
there's a great spot, let's coll it. They got live bands,
they got a bar. Yeah, you pay them for drinks.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
I get it.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
I'm like, I'd rather go somewhere where those music or
something going on. I'm like, just sitting at the beach
is not my thing. No, No, I'm very bored by
just sitting. Like I my wife and my daughters can
sit on the beach for hours, Like they could log
in eight hours and just sit there. I can't do.
I got an hour in me. Luckily, my mom's place

(03:52):
is like a block from the beach, so like I
gotta go to my wife. I go, i'm i'm, I'm
I'm walking back cause I can't.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
I can't just sit there.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
That's why I like going to like those all inclusives,
because there's stuff going on.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
I need something.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
At one point, dude, I think I was in Jamaica
and they had hermit crab racing, and so I was
betting with other guys who were bored by sitting on
the beach or by the pool and were betting on
hermit crabs racing. If you told me, I could take
one hundred dollars shit and I could go to the
beach and brigantine. And there was something like that, something

(04:27):
going on. Yeah know, like even though a volleyball net
could give me something like the kids are Digging's like, well,
go go build a castle with the kids, and I
gotta build a castle with the kids. That's even worse
than me sitting here just kind of drinking.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
And that's what my wife's like. She's like, you just
can't relax, and I go, I can't. I guess not.
My blood man, it's.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Not relaxing to me because all I'm doing is thinking
about other stuff I could be doing right. And my wife,
somehow she has this power where she can block the
entire world out and things that have to get done anything,
she could block it out and just sit there in
a chair and she's even like like just kind of sleeping.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
I'm like, how do you even do this? Dude?

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Even even like at my house. I'm not a guy
that can just sit on my couch and chill out.
If i'm I will sit on my couch. But I'm
doing something. I'm paying bills on my phone, I'm folding laundry,
doing I can't just sit there and not do anything. Yeah,
like this weekend, man, I'm digging out flower beds. I

(05:25):
put landscape lighting in. I was like, I don't know why.
There's always something to be done. So I told her.
I was like, you don't understand. I hate going to
the beach. Now I gotta do it for the kids.
I realized that the beach and roller coasters are two
things I despise doing now that I have to do
for my kids now.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
I went to the beach. We had some drinks. We
sat there.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Yes, we're on the beach yesterday and there's a storm
rolling in and I tell my way if we've been
there a couple hours, like we should probably wrap up. No,
it's gonna be fine. I'm like, I'm looking at black
skies behind me. I'm watching a tent rolled down to
the beach. It wasn't our tent, but it has the
legs on it. The guy's trying to catch it. Now
it starts pouring. My wife still refuses. It's going to

(06:06):
pass as soon as leave the beach. I think it
was Seaside over the weekend, somebody die. A lifeguard was
impaled by an umbrella. There you go, yes, I said,
I said, how many more signs from God do you need?

Speaker 1 (06:20):
That?

Speaker 2 (06:20):
We need to leave the beach. This is an awful,
awful beach.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
I don't know even like my my my daughter's boyfriend.
He's from outside of New York City, and so he
came down for the weekend to hang out with her. Now,
she worked all day yesterday on the boardwalk in Ocean City.
He just went and hung out on the beach while
she worked. Yes, And I go by himself, just by,
and I'm like, I couldn't, dude, I couldn't do that.

(06:45):
It's a whole production. Me and my wife, we each
have a chair. The kids have two boogie bills and
two chairs. She's got a thing full of like the snacks,
and then we held the cooler bag, and then we
had the gabana. We got to put the gabana up.
You gotta nail it into the thing. And it's a production.
My wife thinks I'm a serial killer. I go to
the beach with nothing and I just sit on the sand,

(07:05):
just burn.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Nothing.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
I get maybe a cooler with some drinks, and that's it.
I don't want chairs, I don't want the towels. I
don't want floaties. I don't want any of that. It's
the whole production, like like four mules walking to the beach. Dude,
I sit there, criss cross apple sauce and then just
just stare. You stare into the distance. You're just sitting
in dirt, all this dirt like that said that, the ocean,

(07:30):
the water, I get it.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Kids love it.

Speaker 5 (07:31):
Man.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
They don't bother us all day. We're just hanging some drinks.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
But yeah, I told us, like, I just wish it
was something. Give me something going on. That's why a
boat is fun, because at least the boat is something
like hanging on a boat all day. Yeah, you can
get out, you can have like real floors underneath your feet. Like,
but no, give me a beach bar. If you give
me a beach bar, I'm okay. I'm okay with that.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Look.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
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Speaker 2 (08:09):
Reath that off the post? He did, didn't I did? Yeah?
Nis wrestling? Yeah? Is this the championship? Do you know?
I think it's the championship. I think it's a tag
team championship. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
I don't know any of the players yet, but uh,
you know, it's gonna be a fun time if you
want to go. Six zero nine six seven seven one
hundred seven. I believe it's the ninth of July Saturday,
the nineteenth, six zero nine six seven seven, one hundred
and seven.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
We get back. We'll do some rockers, some rock news. Orient.
This is sad man.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
Vince neal One's like kind of a sex symbol of
the heavy metal world. Right, Motley Crue, Girls, girls, girls,
they all were at one point. Uh, Vince, I guess
his girlfriend broke up with him.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Juci. I guess he found out he was she was
cheating on him.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
You know, it's one of those things where she's like
twenty years younger than him, So she running around on Evince.
He's he's living out in Nashville now, and I guess
fans of Motley Cruze are seeing that he is trying
to bang broads on Twitter, which is now.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Called X but.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
And this is dude, this is sad. He doesn't understand
that they're AI they're not real like porn bots. And
he's responding back to him.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
No, if they don't have friends on the you know,
that's not legit.

Speaker 5 (09:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
So it's just like he's he's like reaching out like
this one girl, Britney bel Air, he wrote, can I
d M you a nudie version?

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Or she?

Speaker 3 (09:44):
She wrote to him, and he responded back, can I
DM you a nudi version of me? And he started
responding back to her like yeah, yeah, I love that.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
It's like, oh, dude, look up an AI bot.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
This is yeah, this is where you need like a
like a like a somebody who's young, and go, Vince, no, no, no, no,
don't no, don't respond to that.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Don't no, no, Vince, that's not a real person. That's
called catfishing, right, Did I get that right?

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Cat?

Speaker 3 (10:09):
It's not even well And that happened to Tommy Lee's wife.
Catfishing is where someone pretends to be someone else. These
are actual porn bots where they're not they're just they're
there just to either cause damage, like give you a
uh what's that called the virus?

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Virus?

Speaker 3 (10:31):
Or try and scam you. Catfishing is when you try
and pretend to be a whole nother person, like if
he thought he was talking to Jon Jet and it
wasn't Joan Jet that cash. Marilyn Manson his European kickoff
to his tour has been canceled following pressure from online campaigners.

(10:51):
The shock rocker was set to open up his European
leg up the One Assassination under God.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
Tour in Brighten in the UK. The show has now
been scrapped.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
Uh and uh so no stage for abusers is the
I guess the the the charity or the the the
group that canceled it. They were the campaigning against him
because he is dealing with some sexual abuse allegations.

Speaker 6 (11:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
I don't think he gave it enough time. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
Yeah, they love full five maybe Mai a little bit
more than five minutes.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
I don't think Marilyn Manson has a ton of dough.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
So Marilyn Manson needs the work, so he has to
go out on tour to live that Marilyn Manson life.
But yeah, because not only is he not touring, right,
but he has all these lawyer bills because he's being
sued left and right from these women saying that.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
He was sexually assaulting them.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
Well, Paul Simon, the Great Paul Simon has been forced
to cancel a bunch of shows, uh, Philadelphia being one
of them, due to intense back pain. In a statement,
he said, regretfully, Paul Simon must cancel two shows tonight
June twenty eighth and June twenty ninth at Philadelphia's Academy
of Music. Paul has been struggling with chronic and intense

(12:10):
back pain. Dudes are old, sure this is gonna happen.
You gotta get that shot man. Dudes are old and
it's gonna this is this is what happens when you're old.
You're gonna get intense back pain and not be apul
to tour, which is it's even shocking. He's on tour
because he has a hearing issue and uh, he said

(12:30):
he was going to retire from touring because he couldn't
give his best because he's having problems hearing when he's
playing the shows, so.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
We can't hear and he's got back pain. He's me. Yeah, yeah,
that's there. You go. Some rock news for you.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
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Speaker 2 (12:59):
Uh. So I jumped into the world. I'm not a
big drug guy.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
Like, if weed is around, I'll smoke weed, but like,
I don't go out and buy weed, right, I've never
bought weed ever. I had like me and my buddy
tried to start selling weed in college. Yeah, and then
what ended up happening was I would see a pretty
girl and just give her the weed and then not
sell it and hope that she just you know, dated me.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
You're smoky and Friday, Yeah pretty much. Yes.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
So so on Friday, dude, I'm hanging out with my
buddy pill Mike. Now, by the name pill Mike, you
probably know that he likes drugs.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
I thought you meant vitamins, but go ahead.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
And so he's got this real nice condo staring at
the ocean in Long Branch, New Jersey. Dude, I couldn't
even tell you where Long Branch is. All I know
is I was super pissed off. I put it in
my GPS. It's ninety minutes away. Yeah, you think because
it's next to the ocean, you just drive up your like,
I got to drive ninety minutes this this stupid place.
So we go to Long Branch and we're supposed to

(14:04):
go see John Cafferty in the Beaver Brown Band. So
I get there and you know, drinks are you know,
popping some beers and we're gonna catch an uber to
Asbury Park to see John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
And he's like, do you really want to go? And
I was like no.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
He goes, hey, there's a Johnny Cash tribute band playing
down the road. You want to I love Johnny Catty.
So I was like yeah. And then we're like right,
and he's like, how about we just stay here and
do shrooms? You really like that? So I normally, dude,
I brush it off and go nah, man, like I'm cool.

(14:41):
I said yes, So I am now a shroom guy.
So I did shrooms. Now here's what shrooms make you do. Uh,
it makes you become chatty Kathy's so now I'm drinking,
doing shrooms, hanging with my body from high school. Dude,

(15:04):
we like two little schoolgirls. We grab every phone number
we have and we just start calling people that we
want the high school with, like people we haven't talked
to in years. You know, I thought about calling you,
and we're just chatty Kathy to these to these people.
That was my experience with shrooms.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Did they know you're on shrooms? Do you tell them? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (15:26):
Yeah, yeah, because all these kids know because we did
shrooms back in the day with these kids.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Right.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
But like we're calling guys like, dude, I'm not kidding.
We're calling guys I haven't talked to you in twenty
five years. That's pretty awesome. And so I'm you're calling
them at ten thirty us private, I'm googling, Like, one
guy's the CEO of a company, and I'm googling him
so we can call him.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Happy, you call him Okay.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
So yeah, a bunch of people picked up and it
was cool to catch up. But then here's what happens.
There was a lot of lower level guys who I
do talk to quite a bit that we called and
they didn't pick up. Now I'm up at five point
thirty on Saturday, and now I got to drive home
from Long Branch, right, and I got an hour and
a half drive. I'm driving home from Long Branch, and

(16:10):
now everyone is calling me, going, are you okay? Right?

Speaker 2 (16:14):
What happened? You're you called me at two am? And
I was like I did. I was like, yeah, yeah,
I did. Well.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
You called me on the ride home too, I guess, yeah,
and you said you were sitting next to a flamingo.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Yes, there was a flamingo that was telling me how
to get home.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
See, I've heard two different things about shrooms, so I like,
I know, uh, okay, a buddy of a buddy whatever. Yeah,
Now he uh, he was on some real high, like
a lot of medication, you know, ex military, but so
he ended up bouncing off on those medication.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
He microdoses. So he does micro doses. I was macro doses.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
See occasionally though, he'll like I don't know, once a month,
he'll he'll really dive in thinks he's a wolf. He
wakes up a couple of days later, he's naked running
through the woods. So I've heard that experience. I have
not now, I've done back in the day, I've done acid. Okay,
is like that's a journey where like you are for
about eighteen hours on a trip, like like you you're

(17:06):
getting you're like buckle in because you're gonna you're gonna
go on something. Uh is the way I describe shrooms,
especially if I didn't take a ton, it's just like
it's a higher level of weed. Okay, she don't see things.
Ah No, No, I did not see that. I saw
I I saw myself calling kids.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
I went to high school. He saw that. Yeah, that's
what I saw.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
The buddy, I know he took a lot and listen,
it was a whole event, and like listen, he's like,
I'm I'm gonna take a bunch of shrooms tonight. So
he planned on whatever he would see like that crazy,
I don't know whatever. So he saw like an inner
battle of like demons and angels fighting inside of it.
He said to me, was more acid than it was.
But once again, if you take a lot, yeah that

(17:48):
probably can happen.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
Like that would be kind of cool, like.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
One night thing as long as I don't think I
was gonna kill myself or die. What's funny was I
told I told my two daughters that I did it,
and they were like what really? Now They went in
and they, uh, yeah, well you know once again, you know,
one's twenty five, one's twenty, so I'm I'm sure they've
dabbled in it.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
One's in college.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
Yeah, but uh but yeah, I mean it's I look,
it's healthy, right, it's isn't it.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
It's it's uh.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
Than the vitamins or the pain pills they gave this guy.
Sure organic, Yeah, will you do it again? Is this
a reoccurring thing or you just out here? I mean
I would do it, but once again, it's like we like,
I'm never gonna go and try and find it, right
if if it's there, maybe.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
So you didn't fly on a dragon. I did not
fly on a dragon.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
That's the experience, is that you want to you just
want to sit back and yeah, I also want to
be strapped down to a table with a doctor nearby.
Uh yeah, Uh No that I heard was to explode. Well,
I don't think shrooms they shouldn't make your heart explode. Well,
I talked to her, like I joked with my wife
kind of. But I said, listen, now, I want to
try cocaine, but I want to do it like a

(19:02):
Vegas sweep. But I want to do it like a
bunch of guys and stuff hang out. But I want
doctors there and be like, yoh, okay, just watch you.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
No.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
I never did coke, man, you know what.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
Honest to god, I either I thought I've never ever
done it. Like I thought that I would like it
too much and I could be addicted to it. Dude,
that's what I don't want. And this is and kids,
don't listen to this.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
It's awesome. It is sounds pretty, it is. Yeah, it
is awesome.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
Like I think about the stuff I get done on
a weekend, Like if I could get like I dug
out flower beds over the weekend, if I was on
cocaine some of the best so so that drug and
and uh now what the kids call molly, which was
called ecstasy back in the.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Day, damn dantastic. Shouldn't do it. Kids. Don't do it. Kids,
But man, boy, if you do, you're gonna have a blast.
I never did ecstasy either. Oh blast, dude.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
All the next day sucks because it rips away all
your serotonin, which is what makes you happy.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
But the night of the night was awesome. It's awesome.
We getting back. We'll knock out some headliners.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
Conspiracy Corner one hundre point seven, z XL, South Jersey's
rock station, and the z XL Morning Show. Gary G.
Garcia in studio. Acjokes dot Com is the website. Gary,
you would be proud of me. I did shrooms for
the first time in like twenty five years over the weekend.

Speaker 5 (20:29):
How was it.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Okay? Yeah, it wasn't. It wasn't anything spectacular.

Speaker 6 (20:35):
I've had like a shroom bar in my in my
freezer for the longest.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
I don't know. I'm still kind of sorry. It's a
lot of commitment. I had that kind of commitment anymore.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
It was me and my buddy. It made us in
the chatty Kathy's. We started calling up a bunch of
kids from high school. That's awesome. What time did you start?
About eight at night? Eight at night and went to
about two two thirty. But I was still feeling it
all day Saturday.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
Of course, because you were sleeping tripping.

Speaker 6 (21:01):
Yeah no, I mean, I don't know, man, I still
have the It's a lot of commitment eight hours.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Why you can't commit that amount of time.

Speaker 6 (21:08):
I just don't have that that in me now. Yeah, yeah,
to commit six to eight hours.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Of trip the next day, it don't rule my next day.

Speaker 6 (21:16):
I don't think I'm pretty good with just you know,
flowing with hangovers butt like it depends if I'm on
the road or something like that, you know, killing time early.
I would have to start tripping by before two o'clock
in the afternoon.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Yeah, I probably don't want to.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
In the afternoon. This way, by the end of the
night I'm coming.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
For I was moving my daughter in the first apartment,
So I don't know if then would have been a
good time to do shrimp.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (21:38):
I mean the last time I tripped, we did shrooms,
probably the best rooms I ever took.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
And that's why I haven't done it in a while.

Speaker 6 (21:44):
Because well, because it was a great trip up until
it wasn't you know, like then, I you know, like
everything started coming down. I was tired, but I couldn't sleep.
It just wouldn't let me sleep, man, And it was horrible.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Could you do comedy on shrooms or it's not the drive?

Speaker 6 (21:59):
I'm done on shrooms, I would say don't do it
at Tropicana. I did it at Tropicana on that then
on that then stage.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
The whole time I felt like I was going to
fall off the stage. The stage is moving and it
wasn't fun.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
You feel like you're on the draw bridge.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
Was trying to keep my balance. Yeah, so that's what
I do.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
I hear that from a lot of comedians.

Speaker 6 (22:18):
I could probably do it at Resource. They got a nice,
big stage.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
I probably have a good It depends on where you're standing.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Well that night it did.

Speaker 6 (22:24):
Yeah, I think I could because I kind of get
into a flow of insanity where.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
You see things you just feel good. Are you looking
out and seeing a bunch of wizards sitting there watching
your show?

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Not sure? You only get that with like d MT.

Speaker 6 (22:35):
Yeah things, yeah, yeah, you see things on DMT in
your like in your mind.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
That's what I wanted to do, is that one.

Speaker 6 (22:43):
I'm like, yo, dude, let's do some DMT one time.
The last fifteen minutes you'll be done. There's no commitment.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
Is that what it is? It's real quick, small.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
If it lasts fifteen minutes, you're lucky.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
But here's the thing, it's fifteen minutes in real time,
but in your head.

Speaker 6 (22:57):
You see all the answers to your life, virtual journey.
I know I'm actually a great shaman. People told me
that I'm a great you know, I'm a great, great
person to do it with. I lead you pretty well.
I put on some good music, you know.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
I watch you.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
I make sure the fun drugs and the drugs that
you can take, and you're only high for like you
do it for half your lunch break.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
But it feels like a lifetime.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Yeah, I know what.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
I know what guy does. He says, I feel like
he'll do it once a year.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
He's like, I feel like all of the pressure and anxiety,
it just melts off.

Speaker 6 (23:27):
It's a completely if you do it the right way
I want. I would love to I had.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
Friends, not me. Okay, no, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
I want anywhere near me. You know what it is, though,
I'm gonna keep it real.

Speaker 6 (23:40):
It's one of those things that right when you're done,
you're like, I want everybody I love to try this.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
I want everybody I care about it experience.

Speaker 6 (23:48):
Once because it really is like a It was like
it helped me took away my road rage.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
It took away you know, a lot of a lot
of my stress.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
You should do it a Monday morning at six thirty.

Speaker 6 (23:57):
Well, what do they say, Oh, the guy will be
done by six forty five, jump on.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
And the thing is, though, that's the thing.

Speaker 6 (24:04):
What I can't do is I can't do d MT
and then go on stage that night.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
I'm not funny because you go up there. You go
up there and you start trying.

Speaker 6 (24:13):
You want to share what you just saw in your head,
but it makes no sense to know me, So you
go up on stage and you start like sharing all
these crazy things you know, looking.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
At you, like what dream to somebody? And what killed
the guy from Fred Kennemy. That's the other one I dated.
If you do, I used to date this chick. She
works at the Kenemine Hospital in Jersey.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Uh, And they do it. It's like six trips. You
go into and they do it the way it's supposed
to be done.

Speaker 6 (24:40):
You let now you're not hanging out with your boy,
You're all hooked up the stuff. They check on you,
monitor you, and then afterwards they sit with you when
you you just tell them everything that went on in
your brain. The chick I was dating at the time
when she told me she was gonna do it. She goes,
I'm gonna try it to give me a free trip.
I was like, yeah, she's gonna be breaking up with
me next week.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
It sure enough.

Speaker 6 (24:59):
Because I'm because you go up there. You go up
there and you start trying. You want to share what
you just saw in your head, but it makes no
sense to know. So you go up on stage and
you start like sharing all these crazy things you.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
Know, and looking at you like what.

Speaker 3 (25:14):
Somebody and what killed the guy from Fred Kennemy. That's
the other one I dated. If you do, I used
to date this chick. She works at the Kenemine Hospital
in Jersey.

Speaker 5 (25:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Uh, And they do it. It's like six trips. You
go into and they do it the way it's supposed
to be done. You know, you go in.

Speaker 6 (25:31):
You let now you're not hanging out with your boy,
You're all hooked up the stuff. They check on you,
monitor you, and then afterwards they sit with you when
you you just tell them everything that went on in
your brain. The chick I was dating at the time
when she told me she was gonna do it, she goes,
I'm gonna try it to give me a free trip.
I was like, yeah, she's gonna be breaking up with
me next week, sure enough, because because it's one of
those things where it shows you about your life, and

(25:53):
she goes.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
I know, Gary, I can't lie. She just you know,
he told me that I was just wasting my time
waiting on you and I have things to do. And
I said, it did not lie to you. It did
not lie to you. Exactly.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
It looks like a little like a troll doll.

Speaker 6 (26:07):
I had a chick who lived upstairs, and he looked
exactly like a troll doll. And it was crazy because
one day she came down with a troll doll. And
I didn't even think nothing of it, Just being an idiot,
I was like, Yo, who's that your twin sister that
me and my boys look.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
And it looked just like we just started dying. I
didn't even mean.

Speaker 6 (26:23):
So now they got these dolls that all these kids
are buying. Right, you've seen the picture, right, Yeah, it's
from Japan. And the kids are coming in telling their
parents that the grins have gotten bigger, their.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Eyes are changing and that, yeah, yeah, they're like little
possessed dolls.

Speaker 6 (26:39):
And I mean they got they got like all these
videos going viral with the parents are like, we didn't
just throw it out.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
We burnt it. We burnt it. They got videos of kids.

Speaker 6 (26:48):
The kid comes in and it goes, Mama, Mama, these
doll's eyes turned green and the dogs the eyes are
black as night. She goes, they turned green and the
smile got bigger. And the mother's like what and she get.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
It to the mother. The mother looks at sheldross.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
One of the craziest scariest movie scenes ever is Poltergeist
when the kids clown doll comes to life and starts
killing them.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Yeah, like, I don't like I don't like that.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
I don't like dolls at all.

Speaker 6 (27:16):
From all those things, Like any of those kind of dolls,
stuffed animals, I could deal with, But dollsy looking things
and who what these maniacs wally sit dolls in rocking
chairs and their kids.

Speaker 5 (27:24):
Weird.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
You're just asking your kids to get killed.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
By a doll, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (27:29):
Like when if you ever seen a doll sitting in
a rocking chair, and that's a good thing, it doesn't
turn into a bad thing.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
You go into someone's house and their and their wife
has like dolls in cases and stuff and I've I've.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Done that, like where you go into a grown woman.

Speaker 6 (27:44):
Will have like Weda has all kinds of stuff like that,
Like he's got a life size Jason cut out.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
I like that. I'm cool with that.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
I remember being a kid, man say that. It was
my Mary, my mom's sister, and we would go up
there and stay in the room we stayed in.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
She would collect these dolls, and I'm talking she would
have like a hundred in a room.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
So as a kid, I'm sleeping on the floor in
a room just surrounded by these dolls.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
Screen took was a couple of movies to make a
the doll.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Creepy Louis dolls. Man, don't get them for your kids.
They're evil.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
Look it's called the Boo Boo that's the Boo Boo dolls,
not to be confused with the Goo Goo dolls, who
are awesome.

Speaker 6 (28:27):
And I would else to say, uh, you know, get ready,
there's gonna be like a big you know, something big
is about to pop off. They're gonna they're gonna like
shut everything down. You know, you're not gonna be able
to get on your on any of the Internet or
any of that.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Soon. It's gonna be a big shutdown my words.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Okay, all right, a big outage.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
It's gonna be a huge, huge outage. It's all part
of like I've been going down this rabbit holes and
they're gonna shut something. They're gonna shut everything down.

Speaker 6 (28:52):
There has to be something that breaks up our or
you know what, our daily routine.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
I think we need a routine. The Internet just shut
down for a month and said we're gonna come back.
Everyone just chill for a little bit.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
No one is gonna chill. Everyone's gonna bug out.

Speaker 6 (29:05):
You remember when when uh Instagram went down for like
I think it was a day, maybe two days, that
everybody lost their minds.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (29:11):
Yeah, So something like that's about to happen. And then
be prepared. We're gonna start seeing crazy visions in the sky.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Man.

Speaker 6 (29:17):
I think they're gonna start using those holograms. Remember how
I talked about back in the day, how they got
great hologram great holly, Yeah, dude, I'm telling you watch
so when you start seeing like deities in the sky
and stuff like that, just remember they got technology that
you can't even tell what it is.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
It looks real.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Maybe I shouldn't have done. Let's go back to talking.

Speaker 6 (29:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, well no, I mean actually it's cool
that you did, because now you could be like, nah,
that's just a lashback.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
You know, you can sleep right through it.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Gary G.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
Garcia, we love you. Ac Jokes dot com is the
website where else can people find you?

Speaker 6 (29:49):
You can find me at uh RATEDG dot com, I
mean rated G with G and Brian Lacatta wherever you
get your podcasts man, and uh every Monday night I'd
be at New York doing the Not Quite Tuesday Show
at the Grizzly Pea.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
All right, Gary, we love you, Bud dahn Man, I
love you guys too.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Look we get back, man.

Speaker 5 (30:06):
We'll not gout some trash.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
Oh love frash anything thirty y R toting anything racket
rocky or roughing. Yes, love frash.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
I guess the big thing over the weekend was Jeff Bezos,
the guy from Goo Amazon Amazon. Right, Yeah, he got
married to his girlfriend, Laurence Sanchez. It's a big deal
over in mom now. So she's she's like, she's she's
a very housewife. I don't know who This basketball player is,
Malik Beasley place for the Pistons. He's being investigated for

(30:57):
federal gambling charges. I don't what is federal gambling.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
We're allowed to gamble there.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
Oh no, he's gambling on NBA games, and you can't
do that when you actually play in the NBA unless
you're betting on yourself. That that's the Pete Rose then
I had no problem with that. That's what Pete Rose
used to say. He goes, I know I shouldn't be betting,
but I'm betting on my team team to win. Like
if he's throwing the ball into the stands and then

(31:24):
giving it back to the other team. There's something up.
I get it. You should be able to bet on
your team. Hey man, I think we're gonna win the
championship this year. I know you're excited. You're a South
Jersey's number one mobile DJA. Lizzo is coming out with
new music featuring Missy Elliott.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
I don't mind. Oh two fatu. It's like a tag team.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
I don't mind.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
I don't mind Lizzo's music. It's just she's good. What's
it Lizzo be eating?

Speaker 3 (31:52):
Her Instagram? Is Lizzo be eating? It's just these little
bikinis in that body and tough to watch.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Yeah, I didn't.

Speaker 3 (31:59):
Uh, Miss Alien, she was big at one time. I
think she dropped a bunch of weight.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Yeah, she looks better sure, and I think.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
Lizzo has she she has also lost a bunch of weight.
This is sad man motocross kid, right, that's what like
their bikes. Aiden Zing He died in a in a race,
a motocross race, only sixteen years old. Wow, but dude,
those guys you watch that, man, it's like they're jumping,

(32:27):
you know, they're jumping hills and everything like that. And
there's there's usually like twenty to a race, so there's
not a lot of room on those tracks.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
And yes, the kid ended up dying.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
Like I don't know if this ever happened, but growing up,
everyone will talk about how dangerous like motor bikes were,
quads and everything else were like us were supposed to
be deadly, dude and way, and I did. Kid at
the top of my block had a strike, ended up
getting his leg caught in it, flipped over.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
It was it was bad news.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
See. The story I heard was someone took her handlebar
that actually went into their chest, which could have happened.
But I don't know if that was one of those
things that parents would tell kids to scare them. But
the trikes were h Yeah, the tricks were kind of unsafe.
I can't think that the quads now four wheels. It's
not as bad, it's more it's definitely more stable. Sure,
I'm looking at pictures of Eva Longorian a bikini. She's

(33:17):
looking good. I haven't heard anything about Eva Longorian years,
but it's looking pretty good in a bikini.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
She was a Desperate Housewife.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
She was on that, Yeah, that show, that the Desperate
Housewife show, right, like, I think she was banging one
of the neighbors or something like that. Yeah, it's so
funny how that show was so big For a split second,
do you remember that show caused all kinds of issue
because they did the opening of the Super Bowl with
Terrell Owens. I so the open up the suit was

(33:47):
that the two thousand and five Super Bowl, right, t
is like the hottest thing in football comes off a
broken leg, almost wins the Super Bowl single handedly, no.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
Thanks to Donovan McNabb.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
And at the beginning they do this opening or maybe
it was a Monday night football game and it's one
of the hot chicks from Desperate Housewives is in the
locker room and she gets naked in front of you.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Up wow, okay, yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
And it was to advertise, uh, you know, the new
season of Desperate.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
Housewives or something like that. Dude, people singing with Jana Jackson.

Speaker 5 (34:21):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
Then those old ladies used to write in. That was
a time when you could write.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
In to the FCC and.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
Get things canceled and it became a big deal, just
like Janet Jackson became a big deal because she I
don't know, she had something around her nipple. Care the
nipple popped out, who cares, which by the way, was
a total setup because.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
Her nipple.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
She had a new she had a new single that
was ready to drop like the night before. They sent
it to all the radio stations. So as soon as
that happened, like oh and she does a new single
out and you think that justin Timberlake just decided to.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
Rip her showed open that ruined radio man.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
After that, they had to sit down with me and say, listen,
we can't do things you do now on radio shows.
That was that was that I had just started in
radio man, and it really did suck the fun out
of everything. There you go some trash for you. Hey,
good morning, yo, yo, yo yo. You want to go
see some midget wrestling?

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Yes, sir, okay.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
It's a lot of fun, man, it's one of the
funnest things of the summer. You're a little too excited
about it, buddy, Oh yeah, I'm all about it.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
It sounds like you are you?

Speaker 3 (35:24):
Sounds like you said like a guy that will wear
a funny midget T shirt to midget wrestling?

Speaker 2 (35:28):
Is that you?

Speaker 4 (35:29):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (35:29):
That balled me.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
I'll wear I'll wear it so short my bottom belly
be hanging on here.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
Let's do if you show up and a half shirt
that says I love midgets, I'm gonna give you something
for free.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
There. So I had a little person, a midget, a
buddy of ours.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
He gave me a T shirt and he was he
was marketing these T shirts and it was remember the
the campaign got Milk. It said got midgets, And I
wore it into work one day, not knowing that one
of the guys we work with, his parents were midgets.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
Yeah, get over it. Funny things it is.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
It's got midgets, is funny like and it was given
to me by a midget.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
But that's weird.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
They but he was a full sized guy, but both
his parents were midgets.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
Yeah, wow, yeah that can happen. Great midget dad, you
can't whale on your kid. I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (36:14):
You know what. The funniest thing about him?

Speaker 2 (36:16):
Do you know what?

Speaker 4 (36:17):
The funniest thing about him midget is go ahead.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
It just sounds okay, what, don't be nasty, but go ahead.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
They are the first ones in the elevator to smell
a part.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
Okay, okay, all right.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
My friend, you guys tickets from midget wrestling in Atlantic
City at the Ducktown. We'll have tickets all week long.
You stay on hold, we're gonna get all your info.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
And yeah, oh.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
Boy, by the way, you're the reason a pat people
down when he when he entered a right because yeah, you.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Still no, I know we are, Yeah, dude, it was
not even funny.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
There was a super smoking hot midget one year at
midget wrestling and we had to have extra security because
we were afraid somebody was gonna steal yeah cutie, like
not even kidding, not, that's not that was one hundred
true because because people like this guy.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
Because of this guy, you all know, all right, you
stay on hold, all right, this report is sponsored by e.

Speaker 3 (37:21):
We are the ZXL Morning Show. One hundred points up
was the XL, South Jersey's rock station. We do stream online.
You can go to the iHeartRadio app search w z
XL and stream the show.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
I'll tell you what, man, this is sad. It's a
sad state of affairs. I was.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
I've always been a big Will Smith fan. I love
the fresh Prince of bel Air. I loved his early
rap albums. A Nightmare on My Street.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
Are fantastic and.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
Dude, Independence Day right, Like you know, Ali is a
great movie. He is a broken man. So look the
Chris Rock thing happened at the Academy Awards. So there's
one person that destroyed this guy's career and it's his wife.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
Jada Pinkett.

Speaker 3 (38:09):
Smith just cut this guy's balls off and completely ruined
his career. It really did suck the manhood out of
this guy, who I idolized. I'm like, this guy is awesome.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Man.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
There was a time when Will Smith could do nothing wrong,
I mean nothing wrong. And then he slaps and not
even punches, but slaps Chris Rock at the Academy or
the Oscars because he made a joke about Jada Pinkett Smith,
who had just a few weeks before come out and

(38:40):
said that she had an affair with their son's best friend.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
This is awful, right.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
Like, she went on a podcast and said that out
loud and said, yeah, we're still together even though.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
I banged my son's best friend. Now at that point, there,
you're Will Smith. You got to get out of that.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
You got to save your manhood, save your reputation, because
you've lost it all. If he bails at that point,
no one's gonna blame him. No, she she ran out
on the marriage better than her anyway, right, And it's
not like she's super She's cute, but she's not super hot, right,
So uh so he sticks around the marriage.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
He even goes on her.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
Podcast to talk about it, like like, okay, it all
looks bad. And then so he tries to be like
a man and he tries to fight Chris.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
Rock at the Academy Awards.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
He just christ your kids wearing dresses and he's out
of his mind. The kids are ruining the whole family.
Shot get out of that man. So his movie career
is kind of washed up. Like he did that last
Bad Boys movie. It was okay, He's done a bunch
of other movies that have all bombed. He was a
genie and a ladd Neck came on over the weekend too.
It's just it's so like it's not going well for

(39:46):
Will Smith. So what's he gonna now redo? He's gonna
redo his rap career? Right, and now once again he's
a goof guy. Like it's like going to Miami, Miami, right, like,
you know, getting jiggy with it, you know, summertime.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
It's funny, funny.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
Yeah, parents don't understand me. You're not You're not gnas
not woo nightmare on my street? Right, Like, who this
goofy stuff? Honest to god, you are the weird al
of the black community.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
Okay, good you are? Dude. I I I think you
have it on your computer? Can you play? This is
a brand new This is just this just came out
last week?

Speaker 3 (40:25):
How am I DJ? And I don't know about this?
This is brand new Will Smith? And dude, it's so
bad and so embarrassing. And at one point I'm watching him.
He's trying to get these people hyped up for it
and they just don't care.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
I like, pretty.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
Girls, you don't gotta waiting line tonight. You're too fine
for the line tonight five plus five you were dim
to night.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
It's a full house. Better play your cars right. I'm
a post yo kick if you post make one phone call.
You went vogue shoulders knee joes at one point. Okay,
he sat down and wrote this out.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
Dude, that's like, I don't know if he's trying to
catch you know once again, Uh time in a bottle
and get back to that nineties Will Smith. His days
are over, dude, I don't think. I mean, look, you're
South Jerry's number one mobile DJ. You play that at
a club, no one's gonna know one. No one cares
about that. It's just it's dude, You're just watching a
guy who's just try He's grabbing at straws. It reminds

(41:28):
me of the joke and it's that kid that was
in the goon. Is that Corey Feldman? Dude, it's like
the Yeah, he's a goof and they even Stern they
brought him out on stage and they just need fun
of anything. But he's up on stage and he thinks
he's doing a good job, and everybody notorious that olymp
Biscuit took him out on tour last year has a goop.

(41:49):
It's a joke, and Will Smith is now becoming that.
And you would never, dude, ten years ago, fifteen years ago,
you say Will Smith is a joke. No one be like,
what are you talking about. He's the biggest dude. He
was there like the Brad Pitts, George Clooney's Will Smith
was right there. And that stupid Chris Rock slap ruined
his career, Jada Pinkett. Smith ruined that man's career staying

(42:12):
with the wife that cheated on you.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
Man.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
You know, the guy's got plenty of money, he's not hurting,
so he can.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
He can.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
He doesn't have to do anything, but he When you're
that famous, you're gonna want to you you want to
recreate it. You want to you want to capitalize on
that and I and it's just sad, dude. It's like
that that song is not gonna get played anywhere.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
You had a great life going, you know. That's that.
That's just dude. I like pretty girls. He's sixty.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
Now, we got a we got a station across the girls.
We're gonna have to talk to the station across the hall.
There's no I thought about that. I thought about iHeart
and are we spinning that song? There's no there's no
way that a radio station. I mean, dude, that's a
goof song. That's something that somebody puts up on TikTok.
I worked for a top forty station when Get Jiggy

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with It was hot, they played it every forty minutes. Dude,
it was dude was it was just a summertime.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Was huge.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
It's like, you're take yourself too seriously, man, unless he
thinks this is a goof too, which I don't think
he does. Man. The song from the where he was
the Alien Hunter and what was that man in black?

Speaker 2 (43:19):
And yeah we are the Man in Black?

Speaker 3 (43:22):
And the one he sang with his kid like, dude,
he had two of us. He had peg man, Dude,
that is that's tough. I like pretty girls.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
I like I'm.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
Sixty years old and I'm singing a song. I like
pretty girls.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
Get out of here, man, Look we we get back. Man,
We'll do a thing called you think you.

Speaker 5 (43:39):
Have a bad.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
You think you got it bed.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
Remember when you were kids, one of your buddies always
had a hot mom, and like that was the joke
when with with your buddy group like, Yo, your mom's hot,
I'm gonna bang your mom, dude. My mom was kind
of the mom. He was the hot mom.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
She was.

Speaker 3 (44:01):
Yeah, see that I met your mom. And we also
have listeners you met my mom when? And how can
you see it? Now? Your mom came to my house
for a Halloween party after driving you to a casino.
She was dressed like the slutty nurse she your mom had.
She had a leather jacket on. She's a very lovely woman.
We also have listeners who call up and claim they
have slept with your mother.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
I don't know if that's true or not, but everyone
had that hot mom. I'm lucky.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
My mom has looked like she's seventy since she was thirty,
so I've had I'd never had that issue. A fifty
year old China woman has married her son's classmate and
is knocked up at fifty.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
It's like the eminem thing. That's a tough one, dude.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
I mean, it's one thing that goof on your buddy,
Like to my buddy joe Joey Oh, Joey O's mom
was hot, right, so we always used to goof on
Joey O and say you know, your mom's hot.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
Your mom's hot.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
None of us bang her, no, right, and that never happened.
But to actually go through with it and then bang
your buddy's mom and then knock her up. So now
like you're now you're connected to that kid? Sure, thinking
about your buddy, man who has a kid with your mom?

Speaker 2 (45:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (45:15):
What is so?

Speaker 2 (45:16):
What does that make? That makes your friend now your goal?

Speaker 4 (45:20):
Right?

Speaker 3 (45:20):
So you're now that kid, that kid is going to
be well, I mean if they get married. Okay, yeah, yeah, okay, alright,
let's say they don't get married. So now that kid
has a half brother, so you're yeah, so.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
You're the half brother.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
Yeah, yeah, that's it's tough, man, Like that's a that's
that's I don't know, can you still be friends with
the guy? Like you still gonna hang over, come over
and play Xbox? I don't know if this is a
thing anymore, Like I don't know, ragging on your buddy
who has a hot mom, because I could totally see
my wife. You know, she's a an attractive woman, like
I can see my you know, my kids in high school,
be like, yeah, your mom's hot, mom's yeah, she's losing

(45:56):
her looks. She's in her she's like mid forties now,
so it's not what.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
It used to be. She's beauty, beautiful young woman.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
Who knows in five or six years, but you know
what it's gonna look like. I can see the decline
now happening. But I mean, and it's always that thing, right,
And that's in the late nineties. That's where the term
milf came from. Like it's always that, like you know,
that hot older woman and when you're a kid, that's
like that. That is like a thing that's always tempting.
But what happened was when we went to school, nothing

(46:23):
ever came of it. Now it apparently runs rampant where
these teachers are.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
Just sleeping with their students constantly. Hey, your French mom
has an only fancy you describe to it. Yeah, a.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
Thief dressed up in a Scooby Doo outfit robbed a
gas station in Alabama. I'm looking at it, Nancy said,
a Scooby Doo outfit, So it's just Scooby Doo robbing.
And he's not even stealing anything good. I think he's
stealing like soda.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
Yeah, it makes me laugh though, because of a Scooby
doos a Scooby.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
Doo outfit, like you almost have to give him credit
and go, what am I gonna do?

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Am I gonna yell at him?

Speaker 3 (46:58):
Like he's in a Scooby Doo app Like I saw
guy getting arrested this morning in Pleasantville, true story on
the corner there, and I'm like, now, if he would
have been in like a funny costume, it would have
been a funny situation.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
But yeah, handcuffs on, you're ready to put him in
a cop car.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
There is a.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
Woman who I guess for the last.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
Fifteen years, she throws up fifteen times a day, fifteen
times an hour, and doctors couldn't figure out what she had,
and she was misdiagnosed. I guess over and over again,
and I guess they just figured out that she has
an illness.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Fifteen times an hour she throws up.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
She was experiencing bouts of vomiting triggered by stress, anxiety,
or pre menstrual symptoms. I know she has a fourteen
inch waist. Jah, it's just gotta be super thin.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
I can't do. There's one thing I hate, throwing up.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
I can't, dude, I can't that they didn't like, oh,
there's nothing worse than that.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
That just like the wretching. I can't, like I did
just yeah, the last thing I want to do is
in your eyes and stuff. Oh dude, yam done that.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
I've done that too, and and look I get it,
like especially like I've boot and rallied where it's like,
you know, you throw up and then you just keep drinking, Yeah,
you feel better? You do you feel bad or I
just it's the it's the it's the thing.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
Of actually throwing up sucks. U.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
She it's she's diagnosed with silic vomiting syndrome CBS, a
rare disorder that affects about two percent of people, in
particular women.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
And also they get a history of migraines. I had
a girlfriend would do that because I called her fat.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
All the time.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
What uh yeah, dude, I couldn't, like I get the
people who starve themselves. I couldn't do what's that called bolimia.
I couldn't do the finger down the throat thing.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Damn. I can't.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
Nope, I don't want that. There you go, those people
they have at bet you not so much. Launch Point
seven z XL sature these rock stations VXL. Moor. I
don't like.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
I don't like to beg for money. When I'm playing
music and stuff like.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
People people will like to they want to tip me,
and I always tell them give it to the bartenders.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
I really don't need it.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
Because you're looking at a fifty one year old DJ
up there on the weekend.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
South Jersey's number one mobile DJ.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
Playletts Scalas, and these kids got to be looking at
me because it's a younger, crowded night. They're like, oh
my god, I don't want my life to be this guy.
But I got my stuff together. I just enjoyed doing it.
People that are drunk just throw money around.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
That's what I found.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
And I didn't know this because the way it works
here on the Jersey Shore is a bar will pay
a band. Let's say a band. Don't call me Francis, right,
we all know them split decision. All these bands, the Rockets,
they get paid out on five grand, right, that's it.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
They get paid five grand.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
In other places like Nashville, the bands don't get paid anything,
and it's just get it's just tips. And dude, they'll
walk away with like ten grand in tips because they're like, hey,
you want to hear Devil one down to Georgia. We
want a thousand dollars. Everyone come together at the bar.
Put one thousand dollars in our bucket and we'll play
that song. And they'll stop their set say hey, we're

(50:02):
gonna send a roady around. He's gonna have a bucket.
Just that we make money, and that's what it is.
And they don't get paid by the bar. They get
paid by tips. So now they put these QR codes,
which is really easy because you could just sit there
and you're like, you know what. I like what they're doing,
and I will, man, I'll I'll tip people. I just
hit the QR code. I'll set them like five bucks.
So my wife's like, you should put one on your
laptop when you're playing. I'm like, eh, I don't know.

(50:25):
It sounds kind of like I'm you know, now I'm
asking for tips.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Whatever. So I did it.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
I got a fifty dollars tip on the Saturday night
because I played the Google Dolls Iris great song. That's
a banger of a song. So these people are drunk.
This guy's like playing on the Google Dolls. I'm like, listen, man,
I was like it doesn't fit in my sets right now.
I mean, you know I got the parties hopping Scott,
you know how I do it.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
You know the goo goo dolls. Man, that's a killer.

Speaker 4 (50:47):
Right.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
So I'm like, we're rolling towards the end of the night.
I'm like, you know what, this guy he's got to
like group here, a group of guys and friends and
everything else. It's like, I'm gonna throw it on at
the very end. Now the whole crowd loves it. Who
doesn't love iris? Some drunk girl can She's like, I'm
going to venmo the f out of your vemo. It's like,
I don't even know if that's I don't just f
your venmo? Is venmo a verb?

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Is it a noun?

Speaker 3 (51:07):
You're using it as both? But that's okay, then f
my venmo?

Speaker 2 (51:10):
Go ahead. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
Next day I look at fifty dollars tip, I'm like,
this thing is actually working.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
It sounds like it's begging. I like it, But it's working.
Why not?

Speaker 3 (51:19):
Well, that's what's podcasting has become. So what they call
it e begging and what happens now there's these things
called like super chats. It's the begging part and so
what happens is, uh, these podcasts will read your comments.
So it used to just be there was a comment
section and you would comment and that would just it
just live there. But now these podcasters will read your

(51:42):
comment for a certain amount of dollars. Yeah, so you
you so you donate five dollars and it's called e
begging and then they'll read whatever you write. Yeah, adds
up quick, man. I got eighty five dollars and tips
over the weekend. I'm like, yeah, all right, for that money,
I'll do it and people will do it.

Speaker 5 (51:59):
Man.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
I put my QR code on our Facebook and then
we'll do the talkbacks. Yeah, you want to talk back, red,
give us a tip? Yeah, we'll take hundred percent. Dude,
I'm not kidd put on a QR code up on there.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
If you want to tip us, I'll read whatever you want. Yeah,
so you can split it with you. I'll put it
up there. You can go to Facebook dot com, forward
slash Jojo and Scottie.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
You put something up there, I'll read it.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
I don't care part of you wants to do it, uh,
but it is that's a that's a whole business man.

Speaker 5 (52:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
Hey, listen. I ain't gonna. I'm not. It was nice, Yeah,
I'll take it.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
And people when they drink, dude, they just get especially
because you don't see it because it's that Venmo and
it's QR codes, so it's not even like it exists.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
Right right, just go.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
This guy walk up the next day, he's like, why
did I venmo the DJ fifty dollars? He probably look
at who's Jojo? Why why did I do that? Hey, everybody,
thanks your calling to really love the Google dollar. They're
always yeah. I was doing the Booze Cruise on Thursday.
I got a six dollar tip. I'm like, all right,
go yeah, thanks everybody, stay right there. Called that rock
block for you. One bunch of point seven the XL

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South Jersey's rock stations, The XL Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (53:04):
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news and when.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
You're loving, O love O man, the sun comes shining through.
When you're crying, you bring on the rim, right, I
stop your shout and stop your side.

Speaker 4 (53:27):
We'll just be happy to where you smiling, smiling, keep
on smiling.

Speaker 5 (53:33):
I'm smiling, rocking out.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
I know you guys are all my love looking at me.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
Guys on my way work. She's a guy.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
Yeah, warming up ship and I'm like, I'm about here.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
We're rocking. Hey, thank you? You shot you the best?

Speaker 1 (53:48):
How you doing Yeah?

Speaker 2 (53:49):
Keep me laughing? Then you guys are great. Good morning guys.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
Oh god, is it my radio? Or are you only
bro test?

Speaker 1 (54:00):
And and mana, I get him to hell out of
here with you grown out?

Speaker 2 (54:04):
This is the reading DJL like, if you're on it,
I would listened to this. Man getting up in the
mornings doesn't suck anymore.

Speaker 6 (54:12):
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