MONDAY 7-29-24

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Wake Up, Wake up, Wake up, now wind up.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
In a world of fowl mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand above all the rest.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
And this show.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
Isn't it?

Speaker 3 (00:50):
You there? There they are?

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Hello, Wow, right out the gate. My MIC's not even on.
You were on vacation all last week.

Speaker 5 (00:58):
Somebody took it out of program and must have did
an interview with a comedian and never put.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
It back in, but never play either. Yeah? Was that
you or no? Maybe everybody? Oh, I don't know. Here's
the problem. I I get behind that board where you are?
I okay, so behind the curtain. You you know, you're the pilot,
You're running the ship. I just sit back and relax.

(01:23):
I'm the I'm I'm the I'm the Robin Quivers. I'm
looking I'm your board out man. I just turn you up.
So when you go on vacation, Yeah, they expect me
to know what I'm doing, and I just hit a
bunch of buttons. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
So now I don't do a lot of reading on
the show. You do all the readings. So when you
were out, they said, hey, can you read this? It's like,
I don't know how to read. So I turn up
the knobs and then he does all the reading. So
it's a perfect it's a perfect team that we have here.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Now it's kimm Andy.

Speaker 5 (01:51):
I remember coming in one time, Steve Raymond was dancing
on top of the board. He was tap dancing. He
was sitting all the buttons. He's like, what are you doing?
But anyway, hey, I'm back.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
We're live now.

Speaker 5 (02:01):
Was out for the week, so yeah, we're back doing
this whole thing live.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
So we'll get a winner today and look at look
at this man. You're gonna love this. And I got
something to do that night, so I can't do it.
Doobie Brothers tickets with Michael McDonald. Where are they gonna be, Camden?
I might take my kid.

Speaker 5 (02:20):
I talked about it last year, taking them to a concert,
and the Dobie Brothers would be perfect.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Doobie Brothers with Michael McDonald. We'll hook you up with
those tickets coming up in just a little bit.

Speaker 5 (02:29):
Lunch of point seven CXL sat Jersey's rock station in
the CXL Morning.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Show, Good Morning, anybody do it live.

Speaker 6 (02:38):
I can go all write it and we'll do it live.

Speaker 7 (02:43):
And things sucks.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
I'm Scotty. Good morning. He's some news for us. A
young woman who was one of two people killed Friday,
and a crash right outside of our radio station here
in West Atlantic City involved four cards. One that's consumed
by fire after striking another vehicle head on right here
on the Black Horse Pike. Dude, how many times have

(03:05):
we But dude, we talk about it's nuts that they dropped.
The people drive nuts on this road. It's a shame.
You know, you got people crossing the road. It's five lane.
Why get this school buses that stop on this road.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
There's a bus stop here and the parents they pull
on the side of the roads. You can't see to
get out, mean while cars are flying by and that
bus man.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Yeah, it's a dangerous intersect sad Man. So seven people
were injured h and two ended up dying. Vice President
Kamala Harris congrants she's raised two hundred million dollars in
just one week since President Biden decided that he was
going to exit the race. Awesome. Yeah, I heard this
when I was away. I couldn't wait to get on

(03:45):
the air, you talk about it. You're on vacation. Yeah,
well it's it's exciting news that she she's raised all
this money. Well, here's my thing. So Biden bows out
of the race, right, Okay, all right, Grandpa, Grandpa is
gonna go to the home. He just did a bunch
of fundraisers where he raised one hundred million dollars. Where's

(04:06):
that money go? Yeah? And if you're raising money for Biden,
I don't think it can go. I don't think it
transfers over to her. I don't know. It's tricky. They're
gonna figure out a way to do it.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
But Kamala Harris, I think about that, the best best
God could do.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Kamala Harris. This girl is a Woman's not a He's
a very talented woman. He dated Montel Williams. Boar's head.
Uh is that's the uh the you know they make
the meat. Yeah, they're everywhere. Man is recalling all of
its liver worst products on store shelves because of lysteria.

(04:43):
The announcement comes as officials invest to get a listeria
outbreak that's sicking thirty four people and cause two debts
and more than a dozen states one being right here
in New Jersey. So if you have Boor's head, liver worst.
My mom likes liver worst. I've never had liver worst.
My dad used to eat it.

Speaker 5 (04:59):
It looks, it stands off, it looks disgusting, and now
it's even worse because it has listeria in ita.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Uh, that's news. What about sports? It is brought to
you by Debora Heart and Lung Center. Go to demand
d'bora dot com. Phills. They dropped one to the Guardians
yesterday for three Phils Yankees tonight six forty. Start listening
to the game right here at z XL. We are
your official Philadelphia Phillies radio station. Did the Guardians used

(05:26):
to be Indians? The Indian Cleveland Indians? Gotcha? Yeah, let's
let's just come on. Let's honestly, they're still the Indian Indians.
Let's at the end of the day. I get it. Okay,
you wanted to change the logo, but did you have
to change the name? Do they still do the chop?

Speaker 8 (05:41):
Was that?

Speaker 5 (05:43):
Because that would sound silly. If you're a command no,
not commander. What do you a guardian? A guardian guardian?
Maybe you come with a shield, don't I don't know
what they do.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Oh, and I guess the Olympics are happening to h
there you go. That's news. That's sports.

Speaker 5 (05:54):
Chance rain today, high up to eighty three chance rain tonight.
I'm seventy three tomorrow for your Tuesday Chance of thunderstore
a high up to eighty one seventy six outside right now.
One hundred point seven is the EXL South Jersey's rock state.
One hundred point seven is the Excel South Jersey's rock station.
In the XL Morning Show, I realized something last week.
I was in the Great State of Tennessee.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
For a week.

Speaker 5 (06:13):
Yeah, the volunteer state. Let me tell you, man, it's
not that people in the South are dumb. And we've
said that though that man, they are just slow and
they really just don't care.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
And I got I got a lot of that time. Yes,
that's exactly what it is. I went to college down there.
I went to college in Knoxville. Why'd you leave? Men?
That place?

Speaker 5 (06:31):
Is I rarely enjoyed my Tennessee time. I Uh, it
wasn't my choice to leave. I got kicked out of
the state and so I got sent back to Jersey. Yeah,
I was trying to explain to my kids that you
went to the University of Tennessee for one semester. They said, well,
is he done? I said, no, no, you didn finish
up there. It was more than one semester, was it.
Oh yeah, yeah it was more than one. But they

(06:53):
still kicked me. Yeah, I have a letter that says
good luck in your future endeavors, and.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
That was it. You have to leave the state.

Speaker 8 (07:00):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
They they they would all they would grab me and
like the southern kids that I made friends with and
I'm still friends with today because they're awesome people, they
would say, you have to slow down. Yeah, exactly what
it is. You talk too fast. You're just jittery all
the time. And I was like, that's just how we

(07:22):
are in Jersey, Like that's just how we are in
the Northeast. Like we're just always on the go, we
talk fast, we got to get things done, blah blah blah.
And they're like, no, just relax, it'll get done.

Speaker 5 (07:33):
Well that's what they said. They said, Listen, here's here's
what goes on in uh. Because we're dealing with like
this a management company. We invested in a property inner,
so we actually have to talk to people that work
down there, and he said, let me tell you how
it rolls down here.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
This is what we do.

Speaker 5 (07:45):
If somebody says they're gonna be there, Like let's say
a contractor is gonna come and fix something on a Wednesday.
If he doesn't show up until Thursday or Friday, that's
just how it is. That means it must be trout
season or a hunting season. And that guy had something
else to do. He also said, too, And I found
myself not doing this and I wanted to do it.
He's like, you don't tailgain another car in front of
you if you're if you're running behind, then you should

(08:08):
have left earlier. And you never ever hanked the horn.
And I found myself like, I'm behind somebody. I'm getting frustrated.
But not in Tennessee. That's not how it rolls. And
to watch my wife, I had to actually like nudger
under the table and say let this guy finish what
he's trying to say, because the guy would start to
talk and boom. My wife is like that Jersey mentality.
She just jumps in and like interrupts this guy. And

(08:29):
I'm like, it's just a slower life. And they really
don't care about things. And I have a fear of heights.
This is the one thing that I had a problem
with in Tennessee is I don't like heights.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (08:38):
Man, when I'm driving mountains, Yeah, there's a lot of
mountains where we drive up to this mountain house. Like
you're on a road where you have to share the
road with with somebody else coming the opposite direction. I'm
about three feet away from falling off a cliff and
that's it, Like you're three feet away from death. So
I'm gripping the steering wheel while I'm trying to drive
up this hill. And everywhere you go, it's like they

(08:59):
just don't care. It's just it's just such a laid
back lifestyle out there. Everybody's slower. I'm watching we go
to we went to breakfast at a place, and I'm like,
I'm looking at grown people and.

Speaker 6 (09:09):
This is it.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
This is their life. And she's happy. She's just a waitress.

Speaker 5 (09:12):
She's been a waitress probably for fifty years at the
same little diner, just enjoying life. Man, it was actually
pretty cool to see that there's places like this that
still exist in the world.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
That's what it is. It's it's that they enjoy life.
We don't. In the Northeast, man, you are you're exactly right.
We just we we have to be go go, go,
go go all the time. And when you go to
a place like that, it's like when you go on vacation,
like the Islands, and these people are like, hey, man,
like we just just chill out, like you don't have
to do We don't have to be go go go
all the time. It's all right, you sit back, there's

(09:43):
a I mean that's why that it's hey, we sit
you know, you talk to someone who's from the south
Midwest and then like we sit on our porch. Yeah
that's a real thing. Just sit on our porch and
we enjoy life. Yeah right, it's that we don't have
to go and we've had how much many times have
we talked about this summer where it's like go go

(10:03):
go with our kids. Let the kids just go out
and play. Yeah right, you sit back and relax. We
don't have to be go go go all the time.

Speaker 9 (10:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
It su a watch man and nobody cares about anything.

Speaker 5 (10:13):
Like we had to go, uh, we had to take
our trash to like a little trash station, like they
don't pick it up in the trash treat down there.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
And there's a guy man just sitting in his truck
smoking a cigarette. And you know what he does all day?

Speaker 5 (10:22):
He just sits in his truck and just watches his
compacted It does all the work by himself.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
But what a great life. We'll see. Here's the thing.
We have the same people here in the Northeast. But
that guy is gonna be on his phone. His wife's
yelling at him. Yeah, he's got kids calling him wanting
to do stuff, and and see that's that's that's the difference.
And he's just miserable. Yeah, no screen time for this guy.
He's just smoking a cigarette.

Speaker 5 (10:45):
You know what his iPhone was, It was a cigarette dust, right,
and there's blowing in his face.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
That's what it was. Man. It is. I think life
is nicer when you have something nice to look at.

Speaker 5 (10:55):
Yeah, like trees. Yeah, like you pissed off and angry
at my wife if I'm looking at trees.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
And people who live like on beach towns, like they're
just more relaxed because you're on a beach, right, there's
no you don't. I don't think you need stress on
a beach like there's a reason Jimmy Buffett made a
lot of money making songs about that. Hey, look we
get back. Uh do some rock news. There's some rock

(11:28):
news for you. Stevie Nicks sucks to get old. She
was talking about I guess she had to cancel a
bunch of of of tour dates last month. And uh,
so she was on stage, she was on stage, said
everything all right, over there, drop some ice. So she
was on stage, yeah, a couple of days ago, and

(11:49):
she talked about why she had to cancel the shows,
and she said she had a crazy infection, a like infection.
That was the reason why she had to postpone the performances.
She said, I don't know what happened. I just got
this weird infection and it just went crazy. So yeah,
that's what happens, man. You get old, you just get
weird infections.

Speaker 5 (12:08):
I still have to be cut to get an affection
in your leg or stabbed with something, yes, right, they
just want to it's like staff, right, or like just
be affected tetanus.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
Yeah, so whatever, she went and said, uh, yeah, I'm
fine now, but I had a crazy infection in my leg.
That's a Stevie Nicks and it sucks, man, because like
she used to be super hot, and I saw her
last summer. She still looks good. She's seventy five, seventy six.

Speaker 6 (12:34):
It's okay, it's okay.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
You're not hot like you used to be. You're seventy
six years old. But it does make you sad, like
she's a hot Like hot girls never talk about crazy
leg infections. Yeah, right, and so now she's just that
old lady in a nursing home who talks about a
leg infection.

Speaker 5 (12:49):
There was a meme online it was Madonna then and
now and Roseanne Bar then and now.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
I'd rather bang Roseanne Bar right now. Roseanne Bar is
hotter than Madonna. Yes it is. Yeah. Neil Young will
perform at this year's farm Maid even though he canceled
his entire tour. He'll be joined by fellow farm Aide
members Willie Nelson, John Mellencamp and Dave Matthews. So be
on the lookout for Neil Young. There's a lot. It's weird.

(13:18):
He had a whole tour planned and it was gonna
be successful. I'm sure they sold tickets. He canceled it, wow,
And he said there was an illness in the band
like okay, like that's a little weird. Then just take
like a week off.

Speaker 5 (13:32):
It was a meme too, was Madonna then and now?
And Neil Young then and now? And I'd rather bang
Neil Young right now?

Speaker 3 (13:39):
The Madonna? Yeah, yeah, I would, really, I would bang
a seventy eight year old Neil Young right over a
sixty five year old Madonna's so what I uh? Andy
Summers from the police he was being interviewed. It was
a meme too, was Madonna then and now? And Samry
Summers then and now? I'd rather bang Andy Summers now

(14:00):
that I would Madonna. So Andy Summers talked about the
police he was being interviewed, and he talked about what happened,
like why in the height of the police fame that
they just break up right Sting became sting, the other
guys went off and did other stuff.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
He said, it's typical man, uh that you know, we
had a huge album and then it's all over. He said,
it just it got to a point where we, uh
we just kind of wanted to go in different directions. Uh,
but they throw all this money at you. We didn't
know what to do, and so we all just kind
of went in different direct. Yeah, they kind of just

(14:39):
went away the police. So, uh said sick sick of
sic sic of crinity. So that was a huge album, right,
that's all wor all the hits were, right, they had
this huge album. It's all over MTV. Right, They're the
biggest band probably the world, right, And he's like, yeah, man,

(15:03):
we just you know, what else are we gonna do?
And Sting wanted to go do his stuff and we
wanted to go do all our stuff, and so that
was it. And I think they've only gotten back together
like once or twice since the breakup in the mid eighties.
I guess they still get paid from that P Diddy,
right song.

Speaker 5 (15:21):
I think they have to. Okay, did he has to
pay him an of money? Yeah, so Sting has said,
I don't know if it's true. Man, it's like it's
a ridiculous amount of money per like per time at plays.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
Yeah, It's like it's like every time that song plays,
P Diddy has to pay Sting because Sting wrote the
song like fifteen hundred dollars. So you imagine that playing
it plays a lot, you know it it can make
someone really rich. Well, I remember we interviewed the drummer

(15:55):
of Chicago and he talked about he he wrote a
song and pit Pull sampled the saw Yeah and it
was a very successful pit Bull song, and he said
that put his daughter through college. Flow good for him. Yeah,
they like the drum track or something for he goes,

(16:15):
and he goes, I send him a Christmas card every
year saying thank you. There you go. Some rock news
for you, A bunch of point sevens, the XL South
Jerseys rock stations, the XL Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
So caviar is a thing now, Okay, caviar is fish eggs,
something like that. Fancy rich people. It was a thing
in the eighties in a comedy movie that they would
make fun of that rich people would have caviar, and
it was always the joke, Oh, they have caviar. So

(16:52):
my wife the other day he goes, Hey, I had caviar.
I really like it. And I had to put a stop. Yeah,
caviar is a tough one, man. I was like, I
was like, we're not, We're not. We're not a caviar family, right,
We're a dollar general family.

Speaker 5 (17:07):
Well, is every movie like if you had caviar, you
were at like some expensive rich some country club.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
The joke was always caddy shack, back to school, Back
to School, you know, all these movies trading place the
rich people had caviar at a restaurant, right, and then
that was the big deal. That was the whole joke.
And so my wife's like, yeah, caviar. Like we were
at a restaurant yesterday. It was a seafood restaurant and

(17:34):
she's like, oh, something has caviar, and stop. This is
not gonna be a thing. Like we can't. We are
not a caviar family now, okay, so what does caviar?
I like to talk to her about what does caviar taste? Like?
Don't you you put it on a cracker? Right, It's
like a like a you know here, here's the thing.
We're not gonna put it on anything because we're not

(17:54):
gonna have caviar in my house.

Speaker 5 (17:56):
Yeah, it's an expensive habit to have. My wife was
oven too those things. I was like, no, that that's
what you're like. Okay, like golfing, Like I know guys
at golf all the time. That's too expensive for me.
That's like caviar to to your wife, Well, like I'm
not going to go golfing all the time. I'm not
going to spend hundred of dollars on rounds of golf.
I'm a twenty five dollar with a cart kind of golfer.
That's that's where I live.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
My now, my lovely wife, who I love very much, beautiful,
lovely wife, not only caviar now I And it's my
own fault because I turned her into this monster she was.
She she had switched over to vodka. She was drinking
a lot of for her. I love probably is it's
potato based. So a lot of people are switching over

(18:37):
to tequila because it's plant based. So I said, all right,
I tried tequila. Then I showed her like something, some
video on TikTok or whatever, and I say, I said,
doan tequila is a little bit better for you. And
so the other day she's like, oh, hey, can you
grab me a bottle of tequila? I said fine. So
I didn't know she's pulling all bottles that are sixty dollars.

Speaker 5 (19:02):
Yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about. And people
swear by this tequila. And if you say the name,
I'll know exactly what you mean.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
I can tell you. I can tell you I know
exactly have the name because I uh yeah, I met
a guy the other day and he actually said it's
not worth it. Yeah, god, hold, it's.

Speaker 5 (19:20):
Gotta be the people swear by this tequila, which I
hear's the thing. I drink Tito's, and I do swear
by Tito's. I like the taste of Tito's because I
drink it just.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
A lime on the rocks.

Speaker 5 (19:30):
But Tito's is your middle Like I can get a
handle for like thirty bucks. So that's that's where I live.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
No, so my wife, so I don't know the other day.
So the other day I go and get her a
bottle and it's like a twenty five dollars bottle of tequila.
I don't know what it is. It's just it is
what it is. And she's like, ew, I'm not going
to drink this. She's right, And I was like, Okay,
this is where you live.

Speaker 5 (19:52):
Yeah, yeah, exfensive tequila and caviare hold on and this
is the opposite of you. You don't live this lifestyle.
I've never known you to eat caviar, and I've known
you for like almost twenty years now.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
No, I want a mozzarella stick, you know, it doesn't
go with a mozzarella stick, caviar, What did it take?
What kind of fish? Egg?

Speaker 5 (20:09):
Possibly tastes like, like what it has to be the
seasoning you put in it. There can't be a taste
to that little egg.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
Oh on uh okay, yep. So she likes Cosa Migos
ex that's the one. That Cosa Migos is the only
tequila you can get. It's like fifty or sixty dollars,
that's the one. And then so I'm talking to a guy, right,
real nice guy, and he's a tequila guy, and he's like, oh, no,
she needs to go tequila Ocho or G four, And
I was like, what's that going to cost? Me? Yeah?

(20:37):
What's g? G four? Sounds like so my wife, my
my very bougie wife is now into caviar and expensive tequila.
That that that that's the tequila man, everybody. I don't know, man,
I'm still of the mentality of like being a kid,
where I'm like, I don't know, the cheapest booze is the.

Speaker 5 (20:53):
Best, right, right, that's sure. Plus you're mixing it with
something too, like that tequila. You can't hide that somewhere
that coast a egos man. That's that's the one everyone's
buying with a little bit of some ice and some
line and then that's it. That's her and then some caviar. Yeah, yeah,
all you need is a heart shaped hot tub. Like
you're on a commercial for the Poconos.

Speaker 3 (21:14):
What do we do? Yeah, Mount Harry Lodge. I'm gonna like,
what are we doing? You're in and the dove man like,
what like caviar? I'm like, do you look around? You're
not drive a Kia? Yeah, a Walmart? I don't. I
don't need caviar in my life.

Speaker 5 (21:33):
Look and the plus the bars, you guys frequent, I'd
be shocked if any of them have cavi.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
I love your brick house in May's Landing, but I
don't think you serve caviar.

Speaker 5 (21:42):
They're ordering it right now as we speak. There's a
caviar mozzarella sticks.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
I was gonna say, with my mozzarella wedges, can I
get a side of caviar? I got a pair of
tickets to go see Michael McDonald and the Doobie Brothers.
It's gonna be on Saturday up in Camden. Do you
want to go? Six zero nine, six seven one hundred
and seven six zero nine six seven seven one hundred
and seven six zero nine six seven seven one hundred
and seven Doobie Brothers with Michael McDonald This Saturday up

(22:09):
in Cambon six zero nine six seven seven one hundred
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(22:29):
But here, you're serious here.

Speaker 6 (22:31):
But it's hot.

Speaker 10 (22:31):
The minute I walked in, you guys just thought it going.
You get so much as happened since you've been away?

Speaker 3 (22:36):
Well, I said, Joe was on vacation. So now it's
like we got to catch up on it and he's
on vacation. Biden drops out. Kamala Harris is in tried
to kill Donald Trump.

Speaker 10 (22:49):
He was here when when they tried to kill Donald
Donald Yo the most hip hop president in the world.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
Yeah, he's got a lot of street cred now, dude.

Speaker 6 (22:57):
He's catching charges like Snoop Dogg.

Speaker 10 (23:00):
He's catching bullets like fifty and then he rolls in
the next day like Tupac with his hat tilted backwards
at the r n C.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
Like fight, Fight, Fight.

Speaker 6 (23:09):
He's gonna drop. He's gonna drop an album with with
Doctor Dre.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
They dropped talking about those charges after his assassination attem.

Speaker 10 (23:18):
Yeah, they stopped talking about the assassination Attah, what happened.
They're not even talking about the assassination attempt anymore.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
Well, he took the bandage off, dude, So now everyone's
like he's fine now.

Speaker 6 (23:32):
But you know, there were three shooters, right.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
That's what I heard the water tower.

Speaker 10 (23:36):
I heard three short they set it on CNN. CNN
reported three shooters in the next last year, ever heard
of it. I always say, watch what comes out first?

Speaker 6 (23:44):
Three shooters. Yeah, and if you listen to.

Speaker 10 (23:46):
The sounds of the guns, it's obviously well, there's definitely
three different guns. You ain't even gotta be an expert.
The first one is like pa, pa pa. Then the
next one is two totally different guns right off the back,
and then you hear that one last shot, which I'm
guessing the last shot, the shot that killed the.

Speaker 5 (24:08):
Secret service woman is still there, the one that couldn't
get the gun back and the whole issue.

Speaker 6 (24:12):
I think she's still there, but the head of the secret.

Speaker 10 (24:20):
And then they got video of the dude shooting on
the roof, and when you hear the gunshots going off,
you don't see no kickback whatsoever.

Speaker 6 (24:26):
He just stays completely.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
She looks like the girl from.

Speaker 10 (24:30):
They straight up try to murder this dude on national
television because they wanted the shock value of blowing his
brains out.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
I'm sorry, but when could you be a Secret Service
agent and be overweight.

Speaker 6 (24:44):
Person you're defending. You was popping out of the top.

Speaker 10 (24:49):
They were trying to cover him, and he was standing
like like the minions. They were like the minions around him,
and he's standing up there like despicable meat.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
That's what There's somebody on a podcast saying like, that's
the thing about the Secret Service. You have to be
bigger than the candidate.

Speaker 6 (25:06):
Defending so you can cover them.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
You're you take an oath to put your life on
the line for this present. Women looked like she just
she looked like an his heart and his head. We're
all exposed with everything you want to protect.

Speaker 6 (25:23):
And what's crazy is there was more women than dudes
protecting them and that. I'm sorry. Call me look, call
me a chauvinistic.

Speaker 10 (25:29):
I don't care my feelings I don't have, so they
don't get hurt. But you don't think it's weird seeing
a bunch of women defending a man.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
Well, they didn't defending.

Speaker 6 (25:39):
The president women.

Speaker 10 (25:41):
Some dude somewhere there's a navy seal you know, didn't
who con murder you with his thumb, who didn't get the.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
Job because Melissa McCarthy got it. Yeah, it's written exactly.

Speaker 10 (25:56):
They were like, they were like fixing their clothes the
whole time.

Speaker 6 (26:00):
It was incredible.

Speaker 5 (26:01):
Man, Well she does what I do. That the shirt
when you're trying and tuck it in outside the belt you.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
Can't get and you, guys, your belly hangs over it.

Speaker 10 (26:07):
That's why you don't defend the president. I don't want
women doing it, But.

Speaker 6 (26:11):
I also don't want you have.

Speaker 5 (26:12):
Two things for you, real quick right run and then
jumping at whatever you want, because I don't want to
forget every The first is Kamala Oprah ticket.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
Okay, all right, I'm supposedly this was hung up this
There was a movie that was shot back in two
thousand that has a poster on the Wall, says Kamala
and Oprah in two thousand voting, And.

Speaker 10 (26:36):
I want you to I don't know, listen, but have
you seen it on the Simpsons?

Speaker 6 (26:40):
That's gonna happen.

Speaker 5 (26:41):
Yeah, all right, this is I mean by a lunatic, right,
and I know this guy's way into conspiracies.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
Joe Biden. Joe Biden shot Kennedy.

Speaker 5 (26:51):
Look at it at a little bit, all right, you
know for the Kennedy assassination.

Speaker 10 (26:57):
You know Woody Harrilson's father, dude, Yes, but his father
was one of the four people that that I heard
shot at him. He would well, yeah, Well It's funny
because I looked him up after I heard that, because
I was like, no way, he's a new he's a
he's a hit man.

Speaker 6 (27:13):
He's a straight up hit man.

Speaker 10 (27:14):
He's in jail right now for the rest of his
life for killing a federal judge.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
So let me go.

Speaker 6 (27:20):
Yeah, he might he might have had the headshot too.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
So Biden would have been in high school. Yeah, okay, already,
thank you again. This guy throws madness.

Speaker 10 (27:32):
I mean, I can't say I debunked it. I'm just
saying the South was a little long. I didn't even
look into it. I just used my old uh.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
I would not be shocked. Kamala Oprah the ticket. At
this point, I'll be anything.

Speaker 6 (27:49):
I think Kamala machine.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
Give me a Trump Hasselhoff ticket.

Speaker 10 (27:52):
Kamala, Kamala and Big Mic dude, that's what I think.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
See, I think Big MIC's the hell. Mary, Yeah, I
think you go. Can't go.

Speaker 6 (28:00):
The whole has too much heat.

Speaker 10 (28:02):
She has too much smoke coming on right now, you know, Oprah.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
Yeah, because.

Speaker 6 (28:11):
Seen Island did with the school.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
Who cares anymore?

Speaker 5 (28:15):
It's a popularity who I'll tell you who can't kids
getting diddled.

Speaker 10 (28:21):
They're the ones who can't, the ones who do this,
sucking that blood for drenna chrome.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
Anymore.

Speaker 6 (28:29):
I don't believe anything.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
That's all I had.

Speaker 6 (28:31):
I don't believe anything.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
You know.

Speaker 10 (28:32):
It's incredible all the people that are like that are
like upset that he didn't get killed on national television?

Speaker 3 (28:40):
How many? And I love it. That's there's websites out
there that found all those people who said these horrific
things after that assassination attempt, and.

Speaker 6 (28:49):
They're getting them fired, and they got them.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
Fired from their jobs and staid a lot of more
like teachers and had you that job insane and they
were like teachers and it's like some of them a politician. Yeah,
like really you said that? That's so? I mean, look, man,
I get it. Politics can be ugly, right right, they
can be ugly, but like just a little bit.

Speaker 10 (29:12):
But that's the difference. Because that's the difference. Republicans they
wouldn't be rejoicing over that. No, they wouldn't be rejoicing
over that, you know. But liberals really want, you know,
Republicans dead.

Speaker 6 (29:24):
They want dead.

Speaker 10 (29:26):
But okay, like like Biden, Biden's dead.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
By the way, I believe that, and I believe it.

Speaker 8 (29:35):
Yo.

Speaker 10 (29:36):
I seen this dude the other day with this mask
right that he bought. It was something like five thousand dollars.
You couldn't even tell the dudes wearing a mask right now,
that's what this.

Speaker 6 (29:45):
Guy could buy. What what kind of masks? You think
the government got?

Speaker 10 (29:51):
A head mass head mask that wraps all the way
to the shoulders. Dog that you know, either that was
just AI generated, deep fake generated, or was a mass.
I believe body body has never spoke that clear ever. Ever,
when he said that he had COVID, and we already
knew that was happening, right, That was it.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
I was like, you know, because and there's they would
once again this conspiracy corner. They said that he was
rushed to a hospital in Vegas. His brother said that, yeah,
he was rushed to a hospital, and then no one
heard anything after that. And so then you just hear
that he went to Delaware and arrest.

Speaker 6 (30:26):
Yeah, they took him out.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
And here's the thing.

Speaker 6 (30:29):
They took him out.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
The letter, the letter saying that he isn't running signature.
Hutter head, no letterhead and the.

Speaker 10 (30:36):
President no letter, had no presidential seal, and the signature
is different than every other signature he's signed.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
And a lot going on, and I mean, what president
doesn't have a press conference, the one that can't walk
down steps, that one, the one that falls off of bikes,
and one who's dead. You're the best president we've ever
had ever, Right, if you ask anyone, the best it's
ever been, Hud he's dead. It's crazy, man, were first.

Speaker 6 (31:09):
If you got YouTube, you probably already heard of a
million times.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
Gary, Gary, how about those Olympics? Man, the Olympics.

Speaker 6 (31:17):
But you know what, the Olympics has always been ritual.

Speaker 10 (31:21):
I've never been into the it man it's a pagan
vitual and now, like everything else, to just blatant ly
just disrespect and Christ.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
It was weird, you know what I'm saying. Watch I
like snooped all carrying the torch he was carrying.

Speaker 6 (31:39):
He should have lit a blunt off of it. That
would have been dope.

Speaker 10 (31:43):
I would have did it. And then what are they
gonna do? You're never gonna do the Olympics again? Then
you hit him like Jim Morrison. You go, I already
did Gary, I just did the Olympics. Dog, Carrie, you
would be proud of me.

Speaker 6 (31:53):
I'm always of you.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
I smoked a pot in an alleyway.

Speaker 10 (31:57):
Old school also, men, you you old school in the alleyway, man,
I bet you got higher than usual.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
You know what I think they did, did the fear
of yeah, getting caught. I think it's legal. It probably is,
but you know, you know, walk around and smoke. It's
all about the you know, I was next to a
dumpster like he was.

Speaker 6 (32:20):
Really Yeah, yeah, that's the way to do it, dude. Yeah,
you get that high school high I'm not gonna lie. Well,
so we never really go to.

Speaker 10 (32:27):
The dispensaries because I stick with the people who were
there before. Yeah, but I went to a dispensary to day.
I picked something up.

Speaker 6 (32:34):
Dude.

Speaker 10 (32:35):
They I hate to say it, but they got to
be putting something in this man. I was high, like
I was fifteen. For a second, I thought I dropped
out of class man, but like I was so stoned,
and I'm like, yo, I haven't been this high.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
And year you go back to that guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (32:51):
No, I'm gonna go back. But I think there's more
to it.

Speaker 10 (32:55):
I think there's spraying or something because the way he
ain't been that strong.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
In a year after. You know, they roll them now.
But they put they got the keith, they got the
tip on it. Yeah, the filter. Remember they used to
have to burn your fingers.

Speaker 8 (33:10):
Nah.

Speaker 10 (33:10):
Man, See, I don't like I don't like the filter.
They put the filter on it. I don't like that
because I like to have a little roach left over.

Speaker 6 (33:17):
So when you run out of weed, you have a
whole bunch of road, but you have to filter.

Speaker 10 (33:21):
Then you just got to ask straight full of filters
and then you go when you ain't got nothing, you
look and it's.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
Just black and mild wood. Tip. Guy, that's what I am.

Speaker 6 (33:30):
Black And yeah, I'm not. I'm not surprised.

Speaker 10 (33:33):
Like I could see you smoking the black and mild
and like it's the garden and a cigar shop.

Speaker 7 (33:39):
What's the cherry one?

Speaker 3 (33:41):
It got great?

Speaker 6 (33:42):
He's great, he's good.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
Alright, Look Gary, where can people find you? Man?

Speaker 10 (33:48):
You can find me at ac jokes dot com. You
can find me every Monday, including tonight over in New
York City doing the Not Quite Tuesday Midnight Show at
the Grizzly Pear. And of course on Raided g with
Garbage you Gotta See and Brian Lacotta with we are
back on YouTube.

Speaker 6 (34:01):
We just got banned again.

Speaker 10 (34:03):
Love That means you're saying something right, got banned again,
dude for talking about Bill Gates, you know, And I
mentioned how he said, you know, he's into population control
and one of the ways to go about it would
be through vaccines and through and through a pandemic. And
he said that, and they threw the flag on me,
and I'm like, yo, I saw that on YouTube.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
Just keep fighting. How are you gonna keep fighting?

Speaker 10 (34:28):
How are you gonna ban me for talking about something
that I've seen on YouTube?

Speaker 6 (34:32):
That's why you gotta check me out on Rumble.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
Look, we gotta go into an alley and all right,
look Gary, we love you buddy.

Speaker 6 (34:38):
I love you too.

Speaker 7 (34:39):
Though, we get back with the trash.

Speaker 8 (34:51):
Oh why trash anything? Thirty anything, cracket rock or roughing
a long frash.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
Here's some trash for you. Lady Gaga is engaged. Congrats
to the Gaga. I saw the trailer man for the
new Joker film. Looks pretty badass. Yeah she's in it, right,
She probably plays Harley Guinn and it looks pretty badass.
So yeah, looking forward to that. Congrats. She's thirty eight,
he's forty six. I guess he's a he's a rich guy.

(35:31):
He's like a financier type of dude. So she went
on TikTok and called him my fiance. Uh, I guess
that Wolverine movie made a lot of money. That Wolverine
Deadpool movie. Yeah, sounds pretty cool. I haven't seen it yet,
so yeah, I want to see it. Well, first of all,
the Internet sucks because it's spoiled. It's spoiled everything for
I know everything that happens in the stupid movies. I

(35:52):
don't know anything. It's an old set. So now so
now I'm like, all right, well, like I'll just wait
for it to come on cable I guess, I wait
for it to come on the Home Box Office HBO.
So so I'm like, this sucks. And then I call
my son up and my oldest son, and I said, hey, me,
you and the little guy, let's go this week to

(36:15):
go see it. And so that was yesterday. It was sundown.
So I said, oh, what's a good day for you,
and he goes, Saturday. Okay, dude, that's a week away.
That's not this week. That's a week away. I don't
want to wait till Saturday to go see this stupid movie.
You had the bootleg copy by the time that Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm gonna buy it from some guy on a subway. Uh.

(36:36):
So Ryan Reynolds, he plays Deadpool. He's officially confirmed that.
I guess he just had a fourth kid and it's
a baby boy. So congrats him and his son. So
Ryan Reynolds and his wife, I forget what her name is.
She was in that movie, you know that movie.

Speaker 5 (36:59):
That guy can do no wrong. Ryan Reynolds, Man, he's
on top of the world right now.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
Yeah yeah, dude, it looks like I mean he kind
of saved the summer box office because it was kind
of a dud, and so this Wolverine Deadpool movie seems
to really kind of kick things up a notch. A
lot of rumors, a lot of rumors is that Megan Fox,
the very hot Megan Fox, is pregnant. Okay, is it

(37:26):
a big deal? So apparently she was in the music
Machine Gun Kelly's her boyfriend, right, and he did a
song with Jelly Roll.

Speaker 4 (37:36):
What are we doing?

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Just listen to I know, I know. So Machine Gun
Kelly and Jelly Roll did a song called Lonely wrote.
She's in the music video, and in the music video
it looks like she's got a baby. Bokay, there's nothing
wrong with that to be a mom. Good for you,
she's just fat, good for him man one in her. Yeah,
she's a good looking girl. Yeah. Uh and uh let's

(37:58):
see here, I get I get this. So Serena Williams
right probably goes down as the best female tennis player
of all time. Her husband Alexis o'haman, I guess it was.
It was the Olympics and it was raining right like
at the opening ceremony, and he was holding her like

(38:21):
an umbrella over his wife's head, which is what you
do his husband, right, And I guess the commentator referred
to him as her umbrella holder, and people are like ooh,
like oh god, like ooh, what are you doing there? Oh,
it's just a happy husband who knows where his money
comes from. Yes, from her, keep her dry. Yeah, let's

(38:41):
say that. Yeah, And like anybody like, I don't know.
I'm not gonna let my wife hold the umbrella. I'll
hold the umbrella for my wife. It's fine.

Speaker 5 (38:48):
Captain Bob calls a shining shoes. I was like, yes,
every time I go text season, He's like, keep shining
them shoes. Jaws Like, I will keep shining them shoes, Bob.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
Apparently in the gossip world it was he was insulted
that they called him and the umbrella holder. What else
does he do? Probably nothing, Rob Lowe said, because he
was on the show West Wing, which was a great
show back in the early two thousands, he could be
the vice president for Kamala Harris. I think you know what.

(39:17):
I think You're right, you know, why not? At this point?
Why not? Ben Afflac has bought his own house, which
means it probably is him and j low are done.
You would think he bought his own plaits Was she
there when they signed the paper?

Speaker 8 (39:32):
No?

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Okay, yeah, it was just it's a it's a it's
a it's a bet Alf Flag solo project. It's got
it right, and we'll wrap it up with this. The
Hawk two girl. She's still holding onto that fifteen minutes
of fame. I actually watched her over the weekend on
a couple of podcasts. Very funny, very outgoing, very very
funny young girl. Spencer's you know, like the store and

(39:54):
the mall and they're now selling hok two merch. Okay,
she's gonna she'll get a cutout of that. You think,
hopefully she gets a cut. She gets a cut out
of that. There you go, she's done the Hawk two thing.
At these events, isn't that what we want? Well? We
want the how we want that at the events. I
don't want just her. So you're kind of seeing people
forget about her because there's a lots going on since

(40:16):
the Hawk two thing. Right, the president dropped out, a
president was assassinated almost and uh and then and there
there's a new the vice president and now is running
for for the presidential election. And then there's hok two girl, right.
So there's a lot happened since the Hawk two moment.
And so she went up in front of like a concert,

(40:40):
like a country concert festival, and to introduce the band,
and uh, no one knew who she was, and they
all just it just was quiet hock too and spit
on the mic. She doesn't do that, and she now
goes by her name instead of the hawk too thing.
She's interesting, she's cute. She goes she goes by Hailey,

(41:01):
and everyone's like, who's hailing? And no, we want you
to say hawk too. You know, you gotta knock the
cobwebs off that thing exactly. Yeah, we want we want
you to say that do hawk to again? Will you
pretend to spit on a man's juke? One hundred point
seven at ZXL, South Jersey's rock station in our ZXL
Workforce Employee of the day for the Doobie Brothers tickets.
Good morning, Hey go man, doing well, buddy? What's your name?

Speaker 5 (41:24):
All right, Don, we'll make it the ZXL workforce. Hold on,
hold on, don No, you're not the work done.

Speaker 7 (41:30):
Don.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
I got a question for you before we get into this, right,
So you're calling up for Doobie Brothers tickets right with
Michael McDonald. The band is back together?

Speaker 10 (41:40):
Right?

Speaker 3 (41:41):
What what sitcom? We're the Doobie Brothers. On on, uh,
come on, I'll give you a hit. You want to hint,
I'll give you a hint. It had a character named Rerun.
Now don it starts with what's happening? Okay, what he

(42:02):
nailed it. He must be a big fan of the show.
That is still one of my favorite episodes in The
Sick I'm Ever. It was when Rerun tried.

Speaker 5 (42:09):
The bootleg Yeah yeah, dude, yeah, And he had a
trench coat and it fell out.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
He was up dancing and the tape recorder fell out,
and he had he had front row seats in an
auditorium like it looked like a high school. Was a
high school gym. And then here's the thing. When they
played the tape back, it was just him eating popcorns
he had and he walked out of Rogers Rogers bathroom,
Rob's place. So they were at they were at the
restaurant and every one of the brothers was in the

(42:35):
bath room to see the guy who was gonna bootleg
their tape. They had to be pretty hot at the time.

Speaker 5 (42:40):
No one saw the entire group of the Doobie Brothers
walk into the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
Dude, and what's the greatest line to come out of that?
I'm gonna tell Mama, Roger, Uh, what Doobe you been?
What Doobe you be? All right?

Speaker 4 (42:54):
Don?

Speaker 3 (42:54):
What do you do? All right? Don done? What do
you do with your job?

Speaker 9 (43:01):
Bud?

Speaker 3 (43:01):
I'm gonna retire. You're in your parent for you?

Speaker 7 (43:04):
All right?

Speaker 9 (43:04):
Don?

Speaker 3 (43:05):
Well you stay on hold. I'm gonna get all your info, okay,
all right, yeah a show. I thought about taking my
kids to. Here's the thing, right, like so good man? Well,
my kids got their first haircut. They got it from
some dumb little shop man that had no ties to anything.
And I always wanted to take my kids to get
their haircut by the barber that I got my haircut from.
But my wife jumps the gun. It takes me with
some time. I was like, okay, now you've ruined something

(43:27):
like that. I almost did the I almost took him.

Speaker 5 (43:29):
I was away, but almost took them to the Journey
def Leffards Steve Miller bands concert.

Speaker 8 (43:34):
First.

Speaker 3 (43:35):
It was last week. We heard it was very good.
But if it's gonna be their first concert, I wanted
to be cooler than that. So the Doobie Brothers would
be a cool first concert to go to. Yeah, man,
you know my son is excited. He's eleven, gonna be
twelve in a couple of weeks, and he's excited because
we're knna go.

Speaker 5 (43:53):
See Rob Zombie Alice Cooper. That's a great concert, man. Yeah,
and like my oldest son, we we.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
Had a blast.

Speaker 4 (44:00):
Man.

Speaker 3 (44:01):
I took him to go see Kiss the Rolling Stones
and uh, Doobie Brothers. So yeah, we went to a
lot of cool shows. It's fun, man. It's when when
they enjoy it and when you're a kid, it's not
even like you know the music. It's just kind of
a cool experience.

Speaker 8 (44:17):
Man.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
Yeah, you go to Doobie Brothers. There's fireworks.

Speaker 5 (44:20):
Yeah, you know, there's flames being thrown everywhere coming out
the end of his guitar.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
That's what I want. It's cool, right, you know Michael
McDonald's spitting fire. Yes, it's like a Corse show. So yeah,
I don't think that's gonna happen at the Doobie brother show.
An old guy playing a piano. So it's very cool, man.
Because Michael McDonald hasn't played with them in years. So
it's it's cool to see him back with the band.
So uh yeah, Doobie Brothers tickets all and d z

(44:46):
x L Morning Show. Okay, all right, so this is weird.
You know, Friday night, you know, I'm I'm rolling up
to the liquor store. I got to get some I
gotta get some booze for the bitches. You know. Yeah,
you know, you get this party over the weekend. You
know how it is, man gets some boons farm. You know,
there's some box line go party hard. So I'm I'm

(45:09):
and I really I I like to watch people, so
I take my time, you know, where I'm in line.
And this is the thing that I've noticed and I
actually noticed it this weekend too, driving around sort of
hot girls driving the guy.

Speaker 5 (45:33):
I hate this because that guy is probably a loser
man like yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
Like, so I'm behind this. Like you know, once again,
when there's a hot like in a liquor store, there's
almost never hot people, right, It's it's always just losers
like me. And uh so there's like a hot woman,
like sort of hot, she's a liquor store. Nine okay,
right yeah, and uh and so that you know, then
here comes the guy you know, or boyfriend, baby, daddy, whatever.

(46:00):
Here it comes, you know, he comes and then I
so I I kind of follow them out right, and
uh she gets in the driver's seat. Yeah see, and
I'm gonna have a license. Man. When the first it
went through my head, I was like, is that? Like,
why aren't you dry? You're the guy.

Speaker 5 (46:17):
I'm a pretty good judge of character. I love to
go up girls and say, listen, you see this guy
right here that you're you're in line of McDonald's. He's
behind you with his hands on his hips or your hips,
and you're ordering the food and you're gonna pay for it.
This guy is never gonna get you anywhere in life.
He's an angry move. Is you're right, They.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
Stand behind and usually they'll kiss him on the neck
and you go, baby you got yeah, yeah, Yo? Can
you get me this time? Can you can you? Can
you supersize that? Yo? Can you get me some?

Speaker 8 (46:43):
Uh? Some?

Speaker 3 (46:45):
So I said no, no, no, Black and Miles maybe
maybe maybe a pack of pall malls.

Speaker 5 (46:51):
The worst is at an ATM were the guys and
he was like, can can you grab money out of
the ATM?

Speaker 3 (46:56):
Now? Yeah? No, no, no, no, it's a baby, it's
our account. I just depositive a huge check but it hasn't.
And then we went on the Cape may Lewis Ferry
right yesterday, and I'm watching like, dude, like dude, not
not kidding because everyone has these small penis trucks, like
I have a small penis and now I have this
big truck and uh, dude, I'm watching women get out

(47:18):
of the driver's seat and that's pretty the husband, I'm like,
why are you not this is your truck? Why is
she driving? Especially I would not trust I love my
wife to death. I would not trust my wife driving
one to that ferry. But she's gonna smash the wall
right And I'm like, what, like what ripening? What's happening
that that your wife is driving? Like, I don't know,

(47:42):
call me sexist, I don't know, but dude, I never
let my wife drive, No me either. Man. I drove
ten and a half hours two and from Tennessee and
my wife didn't touch the wheel once, right, not once?

Speaker 5 (47:51):
And I don't trust her, but listen, I love her
to that. She does this thing at dinner too, which
is nice. Now, like we have a credit card and
stuff that we use. So what she'll do, and I
love her for this, is like she makes four times
the amount of money I do something like that, an
outrages the amount of money. We know where we live,
you and I I get it right. She will hand
me the card out of her personal eye. So yeah,

(48:16):
so now I'm the guy paying for dinner. But of
course you know that's that's her credit card because we
opened too, and my my limit was two thousand dollars
and HER's twenty thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
That's where we live. She will hand it to me,
so I feel like the man paying for dinner. So
my wife does all like she all the money stuff,
and like you, my wife makes substantially more than me.
That's why we're able to do this job, like Peter
Pan and and so thank you. So we we were
at this restaurant yesterday and it was a bunch of

(48:46):
us and the woman, I guess thought that I was
the manly man of the table, and she handed me
the bill and I looked at it and I almost vomited. Yeah,
it's a lot, it was. It had a five and
a zero. It was fifty dollars and a zero.

Speaker 8 (49:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
I was like, so I just handed it to my
wife and I said, you take care of Yeah, I
pretend it never happened. I don't want to do I
don't want to know anything about this. I don't know.
I don't want to know what account this came out of.
I don't the year. Just take this. You can fly
round trip for what you spent stent on lunch. That
was my rent when I was when I first got

(49:25):
the radio. Is what we spent on dinner out last lot? Yeah,
you got it from the table and that's it. Yeah.
And one of the people threw up on themselves. Seems better.
We don't see the money spend. H we get back, well,
knock out.

Speaker 4 (49:37):
You think you have a bet, you think you got
it bad.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
I don't think we have a bad. I love this.
In a four to three decision, the Ohio Supreme Court
took a firm stand on boneless chicken wings, saying that
they can have bones in them. The case dates back
to twenty seventeen that when a guy got a bone
fragment in his restaurant order of boneless chicken wings. According

(50:09):
to lawsuit, a bone fragment measuring one and three eighth
inches went down the wrong pipe causing him to develop
a fever, requiring an er visit due to a massive
infection in his throat. This eventually led to several surgeries
and two medically induced comas. The man swallowed a bone
he saw a swallow the bone. The lawsuit accused the

(50:30):
restaurant of negligence, but the Ohio Supreme Court eventually weighed in,
saying that a customer ordering chicken wings shouldn't be surprised
to find a bone in them, even if they say
they're bone lists.

Speaker 5 (50:41):
And hey, if I with the bone list, I go
with the boneless. I don't want a bone in air.
This sounds like a mistake.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
And I'm gonna say the Supreme Court of Ohio should
have more important things to worry about than bones and
boneless chicken wing. Can I say this? Yeah, if you're
eating boneless wings, they're called chicken nuggets. That's what you're heart, right, Yeah,
it's a tender, their chicken nuggets. So stop. They're gonna
eat wings, eat wings. Don't I want my wings boneless? Okay,
then you're a child. You might as well have dino nuggets.

(51:06):
I feel like I get more meat though, with the boneless.
I feel like they're taking the bones, taking up areas
of the meat that I can't get to. An eleven
year old kid from Virginia has been charged after being
accused of making at least twenty swatting calls to the school.
We had a kid to do this in high school.
He made a bomb threat. And this is pre nine

(51:26):
to eleven. This is like in the nineties when things
were fun. He made a bomb threat to the school, right,
But he did it from the pay prone in the school,
so they found out who who it was very easily. Yeah. Yeah,
And I guess he was trying to get out of
a test, so he just he picked up the payphone

(51:46):
in the school to make a bomb threat to the school. Yeah,
we had a kid. We had one.

Speaker 5 (51:51):
I think one got done. He probably he must have
done it from his house, I guess, But I remember
the bomb threat. It was a big deal, man. And
I don't know what happened to that kid. I think
they took him and killed them.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
That's what. No one knows who he is or who
did it. I'll tell you. When we were growing up,
it was so crazy, Like remember if you ever touched
a fire alarm, like that was it. They'd cut your
hand off. Yeah, it was a big. It was a huge.
And dude, don't even talk about going out the back
door of a bus that level. Dude, you would be taken.
You'd never see your family again. I thought the whole

(52:21):
bus exploded from that little level. Don't touch it. So
this kid, he started calling on May fourteenth, and he
made twenty calls. It was and he targeted a middle
school of all things. He would call and all the
emergency services would show up to the school and I
guess it would get the kids out for the day.
So so in twenty days off for those kids, just
study for the test. Dummy A priest issuing the dating

(52:46):
app Grinder, that's my favorite dating app, after he claims
he was outed when he tried to use the app.
The Monsignior started using Grinder, which is a gay dating app. Right,
you don't know, yah, that's why it's my favorite in
twenty seventeen, believing it was no indication that people outside
of the app could access as data. According to the lawsuit,

(53:06):
the monsignor never would have downloaded the ab had he
known it was possible, especially considering he took a valve
celibacy as part of being Catholic a Catholic priest.

Speaker 4 (53:17):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
So the man had been using Grinder. Uh and now
the Catholic Church is forcing him to resign. The suit
accuses Grinder of not protecting his data.

Speaker 5 (53:28):
Was that where you can open it up and you'll
know if somebody's in that area think that's the same
lifestyle as you.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
Well, let me open it up. Hold on?

Speaker 5 (53:34):
Yeah, well you know, is somebody with him three feet
of you, then somebody right across from me that may
share the same lifestyle as you.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
I see you on my app. But there's a red
flag over here's the thing, man, Like, I look, I
grew up Catholic, I went to Catholic school. Just let
these priests be gay. Yeah, I'll be gay, get married. Yeah,
Like you're you're causing the problem that these guys. I
had a teacher and I can't believe they let him

(54:04):
teach in my Catholic school because he was very honest.
He went to the seminary to be a priest when
he was young, and he said it was the gayest
thing that he ever went in. Yeah right, he said
it was, like he said, he was like eighteen years old.
He went in because his mom wanted him to be
a priest. It was always like, you know, that was

(54:25):
her her goal. That was what she always wanted was
to have a son that was a priest. So he
goes to the seminary and he's like, dude, it was
just gay university, right, yeah, you just you know right
off the bat, Yeah, dude, happen. Dude, he's telling us
this in nineteen ninety four, like he's telling our class,
our religious religion class. There you go. You think you

(54:45):
have a bed dn and probably the gay priest on
grinding us.

Speaker 5 (54:49):
My range point seven is the XL South Jersey's rock station,
z x L one show. Okay, so I got one
argument with my wife over this past week. We're away
for the whole week. My kids, yeah, two kids and
everything else. I got one argument with my wife and
I had to step up and be a man. I
had to put my fear of heights aside because my
wife pretty much called me out in front of my kids. Well,

(55:11):
I had to pull her a sign and say, no,
Daddy's not scared, all right, You never say that, even
if I am scared of death of height.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
You have to you never say that to your kids.
You gotta be the alpha male. I gotta be the
alpha male. Yes, And I hated this thing to my wife, man,
because it's it's kind of boring for the kids. We
were doing some work down at Tennessee, so we wanted
to do something fun. So she books one of these
excursions and it's it's riding those ATV four person buggies
on the side of a mountain. Yeah. Right, that sounds fun.

(55:38):
Nothing can go wrong.

Speaker 5 (55:39):
I already don't like heights, I don't like that the
roads out in Tennessee, so I'm scared of death, of fight.
So I'm dreading this excursion so I know exactly what
it's gonna be.

Speaker 8 (55:46):
And it was.

Speaker 5 (55:46):
I was two feet away from death because if we're
tumbling off the side of that mountain, if things.

Speaker 3 (55:51):
Go down there, you know how to drive that perfectly. Yeah,
it was a little iffy.

Speaker 5 (55:55):
You know what made me happy is there was like
four like really like big people that had no idea
what they're doing. And I'm like, Wow, if somebody on
this trip is gonna die, chances are they're the ones
that are gonna fault the mountain.

Speaker 3 (56:05):
Yeah, and they do. Because I asked the girls, anyone
ever fault the mountain, just like the people that don't listen.

Speaker 5 (56:09):
Yes, they have tumbled off the mountain, they gotta get
a hawk and bring them back up and everything else.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
But really, me and the family were about two or
three feet away. Leave the bodies down there. They just
bring up the ATVs. Weren't driving in.

Speaker 5 (56:19):
And my wife's like, now, listen, Dad's gonna be scared
to death when he's driving this thing.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
Why would you belittle me in front of my kids? Now,
I don't do that. I am scared to death, and I'm.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
Dreading this entire excursion because it's it would have been
the least one that I would have picked.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
Turned out to be a really good time, you know what.

Speaker 8 (56:35):
Fun.

Speaker 3 (56:36):
I know where you were. And they also have like
a gondola. You know what that is? Oh, I'm not
doing that, dude. It's oh yeah, it's that. It's that
thing like like it'll take you up the mountain, right,
it's like a ski lift, but it's like touristy and
it's not, you know, and they use it all all
all year long. And uh, and I don't even think

(56:57):
there's a belt, like you just sit on a bench.
You're just going up a mountain. I'm watching this lift
thing happen. Yeah, there's one little bar sitting on the left,
and I'm watching. They don't care. In Tennessee. If you die,
you die, that's all. No, here's the thing. They're just
tougher people.

Speaker 5 (57:14):
Yes, I guess if you're gonna fall from thirty feet,
everyone's gonna die.

Speaker 3 (57:17):
They're just not scared. We're not scared. We're scared of
everything here. I used to go where you were. I
used to go skiing there all the time. And and
and that lift had no bar in front of you.
It was just a bench going up a cord up
a mountain, and that was it. My wife wanted to
take the kids. He's like, nah, I'd rather you all
just stay safely here on the ground. We'll buy I'd

(57:38):
rather buy a drone and take the shots. Would just
go to Dollywood. There you go, whitewater rafting, something something low.
Let's do that. There's gotta be a Hooters around here.
Can we just go there?

Speaker 5 (57:49):
I had to tell her. I was like, no, daddy's
not scared. Don't put it in my kids now. Daddy
was scared. But we got through it, and I handled that.
That mountain was my bitch. Man, I really handled it
pretty well. I'll be honest.

Speaker 3 (57:58):
I was pretty impressed with myself. It's uh, that's embarrassing.
I took my kids to Uh my lit over and
pushes me, has them at the very top, so I
fall over and and so my family thinks that's the
funniest thing they've ever seen is watching me fall off
this fence. Will you remember when your dad went into

(58:19):
the door playing basketball, but you'll never forget that memory.
That's where I learned that I was stronger than my dad.
My dad fell through a screen door playing basketball. Hey, everybody,
thanks your call today.

Speaker 5 (58:30):
Always welcome on the show, Glenn, when you all a
part of it, stay there, we'll kick off a rock block.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
It's one hundred point seven is the XL. So after
these rock stations, the XL Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (58:37):
When you're smiling twenty, when you're smiling, smile, smile, and
when you eleven, when the sun comes shining through, when.

Speaker 7 (58:54):
You're crying, you're very long.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
They're in.

Speaker 6 (59:00):
Well to be happy this we're just smiling.

Speaker 10 (59:03):
Let's just smile, keep on smiling, smile.

Speaker 3 (59:10):
Dropping out, man, I know you guys are all my
love to look at me guys on my way to
work in d shoot the gout.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
Yeah, warming up, Chip and I'm like, I'm about here.

Speaker 3 (59:18):
We're rocking. Hey, thank you, you got you the best?
How you doing?

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (59:22):
Keep me laughing, man, you guys are great.

Speaker 4 (59:24):
Good morning guys.

Speaker 3 (59:25):
Hi, let's take at it. Oh God, is it my
radio or it's are you only broadcasting in MANA? This
is the reading in DJ, like, if you're on it,
I listened to this.

Speaker 6 (59:41):
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