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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
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Speaker 1 (00:41):
Hey man?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
What's happening?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Good morning? My wife, beautiful human being. Love her to death.
So I go upstairs. I fall asleep on the couch
last night. So I get up every day weekdays, I
get up at three about three three fifty seen in
the morning. I've been doing that for a half forever. Yeah,
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since O eight probably with me. Oh yeah, so eight
with me. So I go up and I kiss her goodbye.
Every morning I go up and she's kind of tossing
and turn and she's like, I can't fall asleep. And
I was like, all right, baby, I love you, but
I gotta go to work. She looks at her phone.
It's three to one. She goes, you're going to work now?
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I go, yeah, yeah, babe, this since I'm I leave
for work every day, I go, I go downstairs, I
clean up the kitchen, I clean up the house from
whatever nonsense we had the night before, and I go
to work by three forty five. I go, yes, like,
what did you What do you think happens in the morning.
My wife shocked because she wouldn't if she had to
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be at an office at like nine, she would never
get there early. That's this is not what she does.
She gets there a little bit before nine, and that's it.
Like we don't officially start the show till like five
forty five. I've always said this, We've always said even
when we're late, we're early. Yeah, I slept the four
am this morning. I feel I'm driving in I'm getting anxiety.
I'm like, I feel like I'm late for work. I'm
not late for work. We're fine. So when it's it's
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like I'll set my alarm and I never wake up
to my alarm, but like I'll wake up and it's
like two forty five, and uh, and I get anxiety
because I'm like I could sleep, I could sleep another hour,
but then I'm like, oh, then I'm gonna be rushing
over right, And so I'm again as we'll just get up. Yeah,
what's the boy. Yeah, there's times I wake up in
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the middle of the night, not even not just in
the middle of the night. So then I go downstairs
to clean up the because we had some company over
yesterday and stuff. So I'm cleaning up the kitchen and
now I get three twenty eight am from my wife.
This is from our bedroom, three twenty eight am. After
I kissed her goodbye and shut the door, she goes,
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I could fight you right now. Why because I guess
she was starting to fall asleep and I woke her up. Yeah. Yeah,
I don't touch my wife. Man, I would know better, dude. Okay,
well here's the problem. If I don't do it, then
I'm like, what, you don't love me? You don't love me? Yeah?
Are you cheating? Do you want to sleep or not sleep? Jesus,
you can't be right, man, walk in my life. Yeah,
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welcome my life. Bro, She's gonna wake up, Those dishes
are gonna be done. I'd appreciate that. Well. I used
the really tiptoe around the house at that time of
the morning. Right, It's like it's like three thirty three
forty five. And now I don't care, dude. I'm slamming cabinets,
I'm banging pots and pants. I'm like, you know what,
you guys all need to hear what goes on. I
have to because it's a stupid dog. The puppy does
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if he here, whatever he hears, he starts scraping on
a plastic tray.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Dude. Sounds like he's going out of his mind.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Dude. So we had, uh, my wife's aunt over all
weekend for the fourth of July, and and she's got
the same dog as you, one of these, but the
doodles man and uh and so and the whole the
whole weekend, she's cold, like she has like a neighbor
watching the dog, and it's like it's count And then
she found out some kids were like like kind of
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torturing the Doll's my wife's aunt over all weekend for
the fourth of July, and and she's got the same
dog as you one of these, but the man and
uh and so and the whole the whole weekend, she's
called like she has like a neighbor watching the dog,
and it's like it's cut. And then she found out
some kids were like like kind of torturing the doll.
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It's a whole thing. And I'm like, this is why
I don't have that. Just have a kid, man, I
got a bearded dragon. That's it. He's not bothered by fireworks.
He's perfectly fine on the rock. Fred could care less
do it lit. I can go all write it and
we'll do it a lot and things sucks. I'm Scotty.
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Good morning here some news follow yous. On a Monday,
at least eighty one people are dead and at least
forty one more are missing after a flash flood in Texas. Dude,
this is It's crazy. The Guadalupa River rose rapidly Friday
morning to the height of a two story building. Jesus, Yeah,
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I don't understand how this happens.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
I don't think this would happen in Texas.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Like this is like a Pa thing with the rolling
hills and the rocks, and it was because it's so dry.
And then the the infusion of water whatever it is
it's in the crowd doesn't absorb the water. So forty adults,
twenty eight children. Eighteen of the adults and ten of
the children are unidentified. That's sad, dude. President Donald Trump's
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slam former foe of her best friend, Elon Musk, for
starting a third political party, saying such parties have never worked,
while also calling the move ridiculous. I guess Elon decided
over the weekend that he's going to start a third party.
What's the name of it. What are we calling it?
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
What are we call the must You think he's called
the Freedom Party? I think something like that. Yeah. So
Trump's like, yeah, like, this isn't gonna work. I just
think you got two alpha males who because here's the problem.
They'll fight and then they make up. They're like that
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that that couple that everyone knows that you go out
with them and all night they fight, but then at
the end of the night they were making out. Let
Elon hang out in the White House. I think he
enjoyed hanging out in the White House. He had a room,
he got to sleep, he got to sleep in the
Lincoln Bedroom.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Now he's out.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Uh, the UFC plans to host the fight. I love this,
by the way, White House, freaking love it. Man put
it right on that front lawn, dude, So Trump, look, God,
so we are. I don't know if you know this,
but our beautiful country, the United States of America. On Friday,
we celebrated two hundred and forty nine years. That is
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how old we are. So this year, will celebrate two
hundred and fifty years Trump President President Trump. I gotta
show my respect. President Trump is celebrating the entire year,
you know, for the two hundred and fiftieth anniversary. And
one of those things is having a UFC fight on
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the lawn of the White House. Gonna look awesome, man,
it is now. Yes, you're gonna have seating, right, this
is a VIP. You're gonna have twenty to twenty five
thousand people show up. Wow. Nice, that's news. What about
It's Phil's beat the Reds three to one tonight late night,
nine to forty five start against the Giants. Listening to
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the game right here at ZXL are your official Philadelphia
Phillies radio station. Zach Wheeler and Kyle Schwarbert will represent
the Phillies in the All Star Game this year. There
you go, that's news. That sports. Hey, clouds today, a
few showers possible high up to eighty three clouds tonight.
It's gonna reign for the next week. Yeah, yeah, crappy,
terrible week we had next weekend. No, that was nice.
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We had a beautiful weekend.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Clouds tonight, but it was seventy five tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Four years old. I almost thought about turning the air off,
but I smarted up. Yeah, but we were out man
hanging out, like on the porch, out in the garage.
Who was like hanging out? It was it was like
every night was beautiful. Yeah, it wasn't terrible.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Chance thunstores tomorrow for your Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Hi at the ninety three seventy seven outside right now
on a hundred point seven z XL, South Jersey's rock
station ZXL Morning Show, Oh Joe and Scottie Rock New Dude,
it was pretty awesome. I was sent back to U
nineteen ninety five and I wanted to be Oasis. I
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wanted to be English so bad. In nineteen ninety five,
I had gone to Ireland as a kid and Oasis
and Blur were the biggest thing in the world. I
got home and I told her one song it was
two minutes long, dude. They're huge, dude, Dude. They were
huge in England. Right like England, Ireland, you didn't get
follow up it or something gonna Blur. So I go
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over there, I come back and I tell all my friends,
I'm like, dude, this band Oasis is like gonna be
the next big thing. Like they were huge. They were
everywhere when I was over in Ireland in ninety five, right,
and they did, they came to America. They never you
were like, you know, they were never Zeppelin, they were
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never the Beatles, right, but they were huge. They reunited
after sixteen years this weekend. The two brothers. It's always
the story of two brothers who can't stand each other.
They got back together. Liam and Noel shared this stage together. Dude,
I watched YouTube clips were popping up everywhere. Yeah. I'm like,
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I'm like, I'm fifteen years old again and I'm watching
these clips and I'm like, dude, I loved everything about it.
I love the waste. I'm shocked they didn't broadcast that
someway you can watch it live. I mean, I guess.
I mean I was able to see clips from you know,
and they weren't even like fan clips. They were like
legit clips. Uh so play was it here? They Cardiff?
(10:09):
What is Cardiff? That's that's that's England, I believe, right,
or is it Wales? Now they are touring America. They're
gonna be uh North America, Toronto and Canada, Chicago, East Rutherford,
here in Jersey, Los Angeles and Mexico City. They're not
doing many shows, but Wales. It's Cardiff Wales. Uh, dude,
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Killer Killer said, Especially they came back to do the
encore and it was Don't Look Back in Anger, Wonderwall
and Champagne Supernova. Wow. Come on, dude, come on. Also
this weekend Ozzy Osbourne had his farewell concert. It was
Black Sabbaths farewell show. You know, sound as.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Excited about that one as you do Oasis.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
It's kind of sad, dude. I saw I saw clips
of that because I'd watch a clip of Oasis and
be like, these guys are awesome, and then it would
be a clip of Ozzy and Ozzy was in a chare.
He didn't get up at all, did he No, I
don't think he can, man, I don't think he can.
It was I guess it was cool. I don't know
at first. I was never a big Black Sabbath fan,
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never a big Ozzie fan. I liked Ozzie. I like
the Osbourns. I think I like the osbourne is more
than I DAZZI.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
It was.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
It was a tough watch, but you know he got
his send off.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
He didn't sing though, right, He's just mumbling into the mic.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Did he did one of the cool moments? Aquaman hosted
the show. I don't know why they chose Aquaman to
host the show, but Aquaman. Jason Momoa hosted the show.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Sounds like a dream if you're trying to describe a
dream of somebody.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Oh so aqua. He started a mosh bit when Pantera
took the stage. Who did Aquaman? He went, dude, he's
a big boy. Yeah. So like people were like yeah,
like like he was. He was punching people in the moshpit.
Uh so yeah, just kind of looks sad. This should
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be this should be this should be it. I mean
we said that like five years ago, but this should
be it now. Sharon Osbourne will wrap it up with this.
Sharon is Ozzie's wife and manager. Uh she's the one
to put on the show. She said that he's got
more of them. He said that there were a couple
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bands that she actually had to turn down because they
wanted too much money. And she said, it's not about
the money, it's about honoring Nazi. Yeah, and she and
and so she actually said that a lot of people
are are claiming it could be Iron Maiden. She has
a real beef with Iron Maiden that they wanted just
too much money, and she was just she said, now
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I can't, I can't. You know, we have a budget.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
I get you, we gotta we got I can't has
to make money. Why he is out here?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
It was Metallica, Guns and Roses, Ye, Pantera, So those
some heavy hitters on this show, Jack Black and then
they had a bunch of super groups, like you know,
they put a bunch of guys together to play. It was.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Kind of brings down the whole room, you know.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
You know he did that thing that Dave Girl and
Axel did when they broke their leg. He sang from
like they had a throne and he was sitting on it,
you know, at the throne. But he you know, it's
Ozzy man. She's like the Joe Biden to the rock world,
just pushing you. Just push it. Ozzie out there, because
he did so good tonight. He can't breathe in the
entire show. Look there you go, some rock news for you. Wow,
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it's you the Capitol One Bank guy on that iHeart
Radio app. My wife doesn't like it, but it's her fault.
It's her fault. I had to put it there, and
you you've been at my house and you saw it.
My wife almost burned the house down about a year
ago when she tried to grill. Legit. Man, you got
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some real sighting damage. You got to say. She she
melted side right. You gotta be pretty close, like the
thing has to be hanging on top of the sighting dude,
it was.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
It was.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
I don't know why she tried the grill, but she did.
And now she's obsessed with the blackstone, right, So now
she's always out on the deck. We've moved it so
it's away from the house so she can't burn the
house down.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I didn't like mine at first. I got it for Christmas.
I'm like, yeah, it's okay, a little bit of clip, dude,
it's worth it. Last night, dude, I had everything on
top of the hea loved it last night. Dude. She
did bacon wrapped holapenos stuffed with us cream cheese. Okay,
I did Brussels sprouts with bacon. Brussels sprouts do we
did sausage? Yeah, Brussels sprouts suck unless you put bacon
in us and just ruin them with everything else. Brussels sprouts,
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you have to just dose in stuff. But once she
does them and stuff, they're awesome. Somehow we had twenty
it was four of us. We had twenty chicken thighs
on there, sausage and everything. Four wrap us some corn
on it. So, uh, my wife, So here's my I
don't fix the siding, right, because sighting is one of
those things where like it's pretty intrigral. Like I got
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a I got to order the siding and then like
there's like do you have to take off all the
pieces don't just fit in you?
Speaker 5 (15:08):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Right, it's a big deal here. So here's my fix.
I get one of those big thermometers, like it's like
a big clock, and I hang it over the pieces
of siding that are warped. It's perfect. You can't see
it now, Yeah, it's perfect. So my wife doesn't know
I did that. And so yesterday she goes out. Last
night she's on the goes dude, she man's the blackstone.
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Blackstone has become her like that is that I I
don't even touch it. She belongs in the kitchen. But
I clean I I clean it up when she's done.
But she cooks on the blackstone. She looks over and
sees that I just covered up her the warp siding
that she almost burned the whole house down with a
with this big thermostat thing. And she's like, I hate
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I can't tell you how much I hate that because
it's ugly. I know it's I know it's of course
it's ugly. Yeah, but does that have a pigeon ugly?
It's but it's you know, it's where she burnt the
almost burnt the house down. It's in an odd place,
so it's not symmetrically you know where something should be. Now,
if you don't move that grill, you're gonna burn that
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thermometer too. Well, No, the grill's moved. Okay, you moved
the grill away from the house. Thermometer reads two hundred
and eighty degrees foode yesterday it got up the one
hundred and twenty one. It's it's like the on field
once when they showed like the football games, you know.
So she's like, she's like, I don't even know, because
my wife is very good and very boogie about like decorating.
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She goes, I don't even know how I could make
that look good because it's in a weird spot. It's
it's it's it's a thermostat. And she's like, she goes,
I gotta really dive deep into this and figure out
how I can make that look good. It has to
be something that can hang outside and not be damaged.
Like the thermostat's made to be outside, and it is
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kind of handy when you go out.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
It's like, oh, look, it's.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Kind of cool. Like I said, one hundred and twelve
degrees yesterday, Uh, that was kind of cool. Just watched
this hi it goes Yeah, and that was kind of neat.
She did not appreciate that. The way I fixed the
problem was just to cover it up. Yeah. See my wife.
My wife is like a design like I don't like
prints and all the other stuff, like what does have
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on it? Does it have a picture of an owl, robin,
a rainbow? I told you this last week I got
one and it was very generic and very simple and nice,
just the numbers, black print. Yes, it's not terrible, but
then but no one needs. But then in the car
on the way home, it broke because a bunch of
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groceries fell on it. So then I took it back
and the only one they had left. It's like rainbow color,
so you still went after it. It's still rain it's
very color. This one's very colorful. Now even I know
it doesn't look good, but it covers up the warped siding,
and it's something you don't need anymore. Like I remember
growing up, my grandmom had we were in California, my
grandma had when it was like I had an owl,
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had an owl print on it.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
She loved the owls.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
But cool'll be like, oh my god, it's gonna you know,
it's one hundred and five degrees today, be careful. Oh
my god, look look we need it right now. It's
obnoxious because the thermostat we can see see it's it's
it's a yeah right there. So uh, not to fix
my wife wanted. But then once again, I didn't burn
the house down. She did, okay, So as you had
to pick your poison here, would she rather look at
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the burn siding, reminding that she's probably should be. Usually
she's gonna think about how to spice it up a little. Okay,
I don't. I don't know how that's gonna happen, but
we uh, yeah, she's gonna take over the project and
hang some plants up there. Maybe I'll maybe I'll I'll
swing over. We'll put some palette wood over it. We'll
put a fern right there in front of the warped
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side of I do.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
This over holes, like hold on, I want to patch
up everything.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
I'm like, you know, I put this, I'll put this
picture up here to be fine. My wife looked up.
She just shakes her head. She's like, why is that there?
I was like, because you burn the house down. Look
we get back, man, We'll knock out some headlines. Launch
Point seven z XL sound Jersey's rock station ZXL morning show.
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So after joining in October, I finally made my way
over to the Elks Lodge the weekend. I am an Elk,
So what do you have to like wear like an
Elk helmet or something. I can tell you anything that
we goes on because it's secret. I had to have
somebody vouch for me that I was a good dude.
You know, I'm not a bad person. I got in there. Yeah.
I didn't do that with the Freemasons, man. I uh.
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I joined the Freemasons last year, and like it was
a whole process. It was like the mine bro Like
it was like they like like background checkstuff like that,
and I'm like, and I had to think back. I'm like,
do I have anything I really worry about? And I
was like, oh, I guess not a look at text
messages do that hopefully not.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
A lot like you got it.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Like the Elks do a lot of volunteer stuff. They
I mean, but some of the freemasons were very charitable.
And that's where it all stems from. Uh why am
I uh at the hospital? The the Uh but you
have a lot of learning and stuff you gotta do. Yeah, yeah,
you got a whole thing I'm blanking on. It's the
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uh like we uh God, damn I.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Should know this, but yeah, you gotta brush up a
little bit. You in September.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
You gotta get ready for it's the hospital. Like you
see the commercials for Children's hospital. Not to chill, but
it is. It is children hospital. But uh but yeah,
so uh, it's a lot, it's it's it's a lot
of learning. It's a lot of you know, uh preparing
and found out the Elk don circumstance. They Elks donate
more money to like tuition for for kids, like for
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schooling and stuff. They're always doing something. Man, the Elk
and that's what got me into, uh, the Freemason stuff
is that the charitable stuff is so it's I mean
it's it's huge, like you know, and and and especially
local stuff Shriners. That's what I'm thinking. That's where, you know,
that's kind of where everything started. So I'm trying to
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get out of going to the beach on Saturday. My
uncle's in town. So I'm like, you know what, I
haven't been to the Elx Lodge because I just don't
live down there. I'd like to be more in Bob,
I like to do that, but I no, no, no,
I don't want to get there. I want to go
to the Elex Lodge because they have cheap drinks. Okay,
thank you for bringing that up. Okay, that's that's why.
So when I go there, I sit down and as
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a joke, like when I first get when they're they're
they're interviewing you, it's an older lady. She's like, why
do you want to join us? Like, you know what,
my wife, there's a lady. Well she was, you could
be a l you can be a lady, lcause we
because because the Freemasons, we do not have the well
that's a shame. You should know it. Don't be proud
of that. Let the women in there, let him see
what's going on behind closed doors. We want to very woke.
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So I sit down with his old lady's doing the
interview process, like, why do you want to join us? Said,
you know what, we have a place down here and
my wife and I got married to brig a teen.
I said, it's a part of the community. We want
to I want to meet people. I'm I got no problem,
let's meet people in the community. Part of that is
I wanted also to build a shed on my property,
and I hope in the building inspector would be there too. Yeah,
I want to know exactly network. And I also made
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a joke. I said, and I hear you had the
cheapest drinks in town. Well, she didn't think that was
very funny. She's like, we don't like to advertise that.
So Saturday, I get out of going to the beach.
I walk in there, awes, bartenders, you have like a card?
Are you a card?
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Can I got a card? I went in the wrong door.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
You already screwed it up. I walk in. I'm honest,
I'm like my first time here. I joined in October.
Everybody's nice. Man, We're just I'm talking conversation. It was
really cool. We've had blasted me and you have me,
and you have spent more time at elks lodges doing
beef and beers.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Yes, we have so I uh so I go and
uh so I sait i I uh I know.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
But I get a vodka on the rocks like I
always do. My uncle gets two beers, my brother gets
two beers. So now because you're a member, you can
bring them in up to eight people. Oh, I'm a baller, dude. Okay,
that's what I do. I'm balling, man, Dude, I get
the bill. What do you think the bill is for
a vodka on the rocks, four beers and a club
so at an alex lodge?
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Yeah, what do you think?
Speaker 1 (23:07):
It is? Seven dollars? Nineteen dollars anywhere? It's awesome, bro,
it was so refreshing man. Yeah, that's what it should be,
because like, you go go anywhere like I always. My
wife and I we go out once a week to
a place we love. But dude, it's one hundred it's
a hundred bucks. I'm not I'm not kidding. I have
two beers. I have two beers and that's always my limit.
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Two beers. She has a drink or two. An appetizer
is one hundred dollars. Then they got a kitchen, man,
they gotta it's serve food there. They got a bind
it's on the water. It was beautiful. I'll certainly try
and go back me. It was a but it was
pleasant to walk away. Like nineteen bucks. That's what it
should be.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
That's why you doing goals for play where else to
seventy dollars.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
You look at these people right like the vfws and
and the American Legions and all that stuff, and the
Kowanas Clubs and the you know, the Nights of Cologns.
I used to like kind of laugh at that stuff,
and then I joined the Freemasons. It's it's because like
like those places don't exist anymore. And that's actually what
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sucks is is the of all those places, including your
Elks Lodge, the people joining are down because kids don't
kids don't know about it, they don't want to do it.
It was all good pep, and you know everybody's going.
You know, they're good people.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
We just sat there and just you sat around the bar,
you talk man, it was fun.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
You bs with people. You have a blast, absolutely, dude,
good time man. All right, so I should go back
to my year. So one's my invite. You know what,
You've got to come out to the Elks, the Elks
Lodge of Brigantine. Yeah, listen, I went to your Mason's bowling. Uh.
Did I had a great time. Yeah. Everybody had beards,
though I felt unbearded. They very The Freemasons are very bearded. Yea,
(24:57):
we had. There's a lot of beards. Stuff a freemace
against wizards. Look, we we kept back. We'll do some trash.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
Oh, love crash anything thirty or or doty anything racket
rocky or roughy. Yes, love frash.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Hey, here's some trash for you. Did you know that
Kylie Jenner is dating Timothy Shallamaante? Yeah, I saw him
at the next game a lot. So yeah there, I
guess in France.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
That's cool.
Speaker 5 (25:44):
Man.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
She's a good looking girl. Dude, I'm gonna say, I mean,
Bruce Jenner as odd as Bruce Jenner is. He made
some good looking kids, was that Kylie and Kendall? They're
good looking. They're good looking girl. This kid's okay, I
mean he's not, dude, the kid is awesome. He is
and I'll tell you what won me over. So Timothy Challleman,
he's an actor. He was in the Dune movies. He
(26:08):
just did the Bob Dylan movie where Early Wonka too,
who was in Wonka, Right, And you know, you think
he's a Hollywood kid like whatever. Then he went on
College Game Day with Pat mcavee, right, and you know
it's it's where they pick a college and they broadcast
(26:29):
before College Game Day on Saturday, and dude, he goes
on there and the kid knows everything about college football
and it made you like him. Even Pat McKinney was shocked.
He's like, dude, I never would have thought that you
know as much as you know about college football.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Yeah, it just seems like a cool kid.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
But I don't know. They seem to be in love.
I guess the the NBA is back on NBC, which
means we're going to get the John Tesh and n
B a song back.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Is that they.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Now kids? If you don't know who John Tesh is,
John Tesh is a pianist, but also he was the
host of what show Jojo? I don't even know who
John Tesh is dude, you do John Tesh? Yeah, he
was in Ted John Toe. He was the host of
(27:27):
Entertainment Tonight. Wow, that's right. And he also was a pianist.
Uh and he did the theme song for the NBA
which aired forever. But I guess the NBA was bounced
from NBC. I don't know how that's working. I know
there's there's a lot of chaos with the NBA because uh,
TVs and TNU what was the other one, TVs, t
(27:52):
N T t N T. Yeah. They had the the
NBA for years with Charles Barkley shat, you know, and
they lost him, and so those guys are moving over
I think the Netflix or Ulu wow, now to do
the NBA broadcast. Angelina Jolie. She had an intruder outside
(28:13):
of her house. I guess she's neighbors with Kristen Bell.
Also Kristin Bell. Great movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall. She's Sarah
Marshall and the cops arrested the guys trying to break
into their house. Why her house, of all the people
you could break into Angelina Joelee Dude, I was a
big fan, a big fan back in the show We
(28:34):
look hard and rough. She looked dirty. She only looked dirty. Yeah,
that's why I liked her. Jennifer Garner. I guess Amazon
Prime Day was a couple of days last week when
people could order stuff. She is selling kitchen aid products.
A lot of celebrities are trying to sell stuff for
Amazon Prime Day. Did it already happen Amazon Prime Day?
Speaker 2 (28:56):
But what does she uh?
Speaker 1 (28:59):
A mixer, a KitchenAid mixer, which I would by the way,
I fought they are super expensive. Yeah, like like three
hundred and fifty bucks. My mom had one end up
giving it to us. It's actually pretty legit a tank.
It was the last before my mom completely went, you know,
nutso with dementia. It was the last gift I think
(29:20):
she gave my wife. Nice, that's a great gift. Need
to give it to her either. She didn't say she's
weak for that mixer. Now she called her stand and
it's sure. Let's see here, I'm looking at a picture.
I guess Katy Perry, she is getting divorced. I guess
(29:41):
her husband, Orlando Bloom left her. He's an actor and
she's Katy Perry. She didn't waste any time, dude. She's
on a yacht with some hot dude in a bikini
and she looks great. Dude, she always has me. Katy
Perry is still looking great. I feel like her boobs
got smaller. She had, she had a great rack. But
she does have those wide open crazy eyes. I guess
(30:06):
a little bit. Yeah, they're why they're like perfectly round.
So maybe Diddy. You know, we don't know what's gonna
happen with Diddy, you know, with his sentencing, how long
he's going to be in jail. But apparently after you
know it, kind of things went in his favor. Last week.
He was only found guilty of like two smaller charges.
(30:26):
The big charges he was acquitted of. Apparently when he
got back to jail, the jail started applauding it. I
love that man. Yeah. So he's walking down the aisle,
right and everyone's everyone's just clapping for Diddy. You still
love the guy.
Speaker 5 (30:42):
Man.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
He may want to stick around, yeah, stick around prison. Yeah,
just be like you know what I own this crowd now.
R Kelly's like, well, what about me? What about me?
I gotta say, dude, I know we've made fun of
her in the past, especially you, You've been very very
art on her Miley Cyrus, Lizzo Lisz. I like her music, Lizzo,
(31:06):
I'm looking at pictures, dude. She put up pictures of
her in a bathing suit for fourth of July. Yes,
I mean, dude, I mean, once again, not my cup
of tea. But she looks great. She's dropped a ton
of weight. I'm making fun of her. I'm just concerned
about her health being that baby. Honest, she's gonna have
a heart. It's hilarious that she calls her Instagram page.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
Lizzo, be eating what you gotta change at now?
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Now you have to change it.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
Yet it all has to go away.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
That's actually what she posted on fourth of July. She goes,
I wish I could have some hot dogs. People were
shaming her for losing weight. I know, like alone, she's healthy.
Now he looks good. Man, there you go, some trash
for Ben Bottle naked and you're fixing the hole gap. Hi.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Good morning z XL Hi.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Hey how are you?
Speaker 2 (31:57):
I'm good?
Speaker 5 (31:57):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Dude?
Speaker 3 (31:58):
You call them for the midget wrestling tickets?
Speaker 1 (32:00):
I did?
Speaker 3 (32:01):
Okay, we have to ask you how tall are you?
Speaker 5 (32:04):
I'm five seven?
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Okay, okay, two definitely five to two under five feet
its like four eleven under four eleven something like that.
She's a she's a. She's definitely oldka, she's she can't wrestle, Okay, yeah,
she's she's not sayingtion the.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
Wrestle always said that because we were looking for one wrestler.
But you're not going to be it.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Yeah, you're not. You're not it. You're five sevens. That's
pretty good for for abroad. That's pretty good. Five seven
You're pretty tall, that's pretty good, right, yeah, especially if
you're in heels. That's dude. My wife kills me because
when my wife puts heels on, she's taller than me.
Oh yeah, yeah, I'm taller than my Yeah. Well, hey,
(32:43):
congrats are congrats on getting married? When's the wedding?
Speaker 5 (32:46):
Well, so he lived in New Jersey, So I've just
started listening to you guys like three years ago. He
lives in New Jersey and I live in Lewis, Delaware.
So one of us is going to have to move.
And I have a twenty year old son, and I'm
not going to say, hey, we're going to marry, you gotta.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
Move, you know, gotcha?
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Are you gonna have the wedding on the on the
Katey Lewis Ferry.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
Probably not.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
For the wedding.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Does he ask you to wear shoes that would make
him as tall as you for the wedding? As for
the wedding, he's got to be taller than you for
the wedding, right, I.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
Know, right, I'll have to wear flat that It sucks
for you?
Speaker 1 (33:23):
All right?
Speaker 3 (33:24):
Look what do you so?
Speaker 1 (33:25):
By the way, real quick, any adult human below the
height of four to ten is considered That's what I
said I fell for. Okay, So dwarfs and midgets the same.
I think. I think we have to be careful what
we say.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
Yeah, okay, they're both less than one forty seven now.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Comparing the two. Yeah, we gotta be careful that. iHeart
people are coming in this week. Oh how about this?
Speaker 5 (33:47):
A dwarf human money? I love listening.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
A human animal or.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
A plant could be quality. You have a planet that
could be a dwarf. Why would you plant a dwarf?
Humans only could be midgets?
Speaker 4 (33:58):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Gotcha? Got ya? Okay? All right, all right, So okay,
so you're in Delaware, so you're gonna come So you're
gonna come over. You're gonna pick your fiance up and
you're gonna go to midget wrestling because that's in Atlantic City.
You're cool with that, right? Oh yeah?
Speaker 5 (34:14):
Because yeah we are. I go over, well, he comes
here and I go there one or the other every weekend.
That weekend will obviously be in Jersey.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
I love Lewis, Delaware. It's beautiful down there, all right.
It's a it's a very tourist.
Speaker 5 (34:30):
It's horrible.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
I agree with you.
Speaker 5 (34:32):
I agree with you.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
I hate the people in Delaware. Can I say that
he doesn't not attractive people in Delaware? I will honestly
say it. I've been to Delaware, especially the area. You're
my daughter. My daughter is a proud you Dell University
of Delaware, blue Hand Delaware. She's you know, she's not
from Della. The people in Diana. I so now I
have ties the Delaware. You stay on hold. We're gonna
(34:54):
get all your info. Okay, okay, cool, all right, Jody,
thank you so much.
Speaker 5 (34:58):
Thank you, Hey guys, thanks for being.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
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(35:24):
I'm a little intimidated. Dude, my little guy who's twelve
gonna be thirteen in about a month and a couple days.
He's jacked. Yeah, he's got a jack darm man. Dude,
he's I'm watching him. He now wears wife beaters, which
I don't know if we should are allowed to say
that or not. It's an Italian my dad used to
(35:45):
call the Italian dinner jacket. So, uh, he's wearing a
wife beater and we're playing pool. It's like, I don't know,
maybe it was probably fourth of July night. We're playing pool,
and uh, and I take a picture because he's wearing
a bubba that helmet, which there's a lot going on,
right he's working how well? Can you see shot? He's
(36:06):
not taking the game seriously to begin with. Yeah, but dude,
I take a picture and I look at it. The dude,
so he's he's been working out, like he we have
a gym at the house and he's he's been working out.
He's jacked. Yeah, I like, when did this happen. When
did this happen? Yeah, be careful. He's gonna go up
to be one of those kids. Man, it's all jacked up. Yeah.
(36:27):
It was like are you on steroids? Yeah? So And
and because the way I always, uh I always deal
with the kids, the boys is you can't take me down,
like I like, like, like you can't. Like my my
son who's twenty two, I was about maybe two three
years ago. He started to really mouth off right and
(36:51):
uh I was like outside, I was like, I was
like this, this ain't happening. Yeah. I was like I'm
still I'm still the bull right right, like like we're
gonna And I was like, try and take me down
and he couldn't. He couldn't, dude, and I ended up
pinning him in the backyard.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
You're gonna have a problem with this one.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
This one. Yeah, I can wear three years. Man. This
one worries me a little bit because he's gonna be
those movies where the dad tries it and that the
kid finally fights back and beats up the dad. He tries, dude,
He'll he'll run up from behind and like tackle me,
and I'm like, you know, I'm like, oh, like you
know when you're when it's a little kid, you're like like, okay,
(37:31):
But now he's like he's becoming a man, and I'm
like when did this happen? And so uh so now
I think I have to get in the shape because
I can't. I can't let him become the alpha. Yeah,
but now you're you're Rocky in that Rocky where he
has the older black coach. He's like, listen, sparring's out
(37:52):
because you got too much calcium deposit. I gotta build
some hurting build some hurting bombs. Right, Yeah, it's it.
Your knees, your knees are gone. Yeah. We're over there
and I'm helping you lift the cinder blocks over top
of your head. I'm like, yeah, Jack, I'm jealousy. Kids
like like like my kids man on the beach. Now
(38:13):
they finally took their shirts off. Dude, they're all they're
all ripped up, and I'm like, look at this kid, man,
and you yell at him from not eating. I'm like, no,
you gotta eat food.
Speaker 4 (38:21):
No.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
What happened was I was raised wrong because I had
soda at every meal and my parents made us eat food.
My kids eat they don't eat a lot. I'm like,
I'm trying to get them to eat, and I'm like,
we're actually really great shape. They're helping. My son's uncle.
You've met him, dude, he's he just works out, he's jacked,
was jacked at the party. Yeah, And so my son
(38:44):
follows him like like he's obsessed with his uncle. It's
a good uncle to follow and uh and so, like
I said, dude, at twelve turn thirteen, and I guess
I did the same thing too, works out, watches what
he eats and I'm like, I'm like, you're twelve, you
can eat whatever you want. Yeah, I gotta do something, man.
(39:04):
I was on the I was in Brigantine yesterday at
the Cove, like a Sunday night or Sunday steroids, steroid up,
jacked up. Yeah, and most of the guys that I'm like,
my friends that i'm friends with, that we're friends with, Yeah,
they're all jacked up. The wives are in great shape,
the guys are they're all tattooed and tan and jacked up. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
They're always like she's like you gotta be She's like,
you gotta lose weight.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
I was like, yeah, probably you're probably You're probably right,
I think I think July fifth is a good time
to start to get in beaches. You know, let's get
hit that ball roll. Maybe by November I can do.
And I think we're ready for Halloween. Yeah, yes, that's
the goal, is to get really jacked for Halloween. And
I don't care how. You know, I wear it on
my sleeve. You know what, shirts off, you know, I
get some sun, Dude, I'm gonna shirts off Thanksgiving. Yes, look,
(39:49):
look we uh we get back. We're gonna knock. I
think you think you haven't been a you think you've
got in bed. I don't think we have a bad
I don't like this at all. In Colorado, there was
(40:09):
video footage woman opens up her car door, brings in groceries,
whatever takes the kids, goes in the garage, whatever comes
back out. There's a bear. Yeah in her car.
Speaker 3 (40:23):
I saw this man and they just they just jack
check it.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Jacked up the car. Yeah, it ripped pretty much ripped
the door off the car. Yeah. I don't. I don't don't.
I don't mess around with bad. We have this investment
property we bought in Tennessee, which we're just losing money.
Every door brings in groceries, whatever takes the kids, goes
in the garage, whatever comes back out. There's a bear.
(40:48):
Yeah in her car. I saw this man and they
just they just jack check it jacked up the car. Yeah,
it ripped pretty much ripped the door off the car. Yeah.
I don't, I don't, I don't. I don't mess around
with bears. And this investment property we bought in Tennessee,
which we're just losing money every month. So that the bears,
(41:08):
so that had insult and injury. We get a call
from the place running and he said, uh, a pack
of bears took your hot tub coverage and dumped mozzarella
cheese all over a highway a hot hot probably this summer.
Yeah right, there's a lot of mozzarella sticks. Uh.
Speaker 3 (41:28):
The mozzarella cheese is sticks.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Monzrella cheese. The sticks would have been all sticks would
have been all pretty fans five second rule.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
Man.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
So a stretch of interstate had to be closed down. Uh,
to it is a two hundred yard area that mozzarella
cheese was spilled all over the highway. It's almost a
football field. That was what it doesn't say what town
it was, but uh, but yeah, all over a highway
this Clearfield County. I don't even know. It's got to
(41:57):
be in the center. It's an Interstate eighty so that's
like northern Pa. Uh yeah, so it's just it's cheese
every I'm looking at pictures here, cheese everywhere.
Speaker 3 (42:06):
So that's a nasty clean up though, Man, that's hard
to you know what, dude, it's not.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
I know what you're thinking. I think you're not thinking.
It's like it's it's like a big truck that just
has like liquid cheese in it. Yeah. No, it's all packaged.
It's so they were able to clean it up, I guess.
But yeah, it wasn't like it was just like nacho
cheese all over the street. How hard is it to
get out of the pan?
Speaker 2 (42:30):
You know?
Speaker 4 (42:31):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (42:32):
Oh yeah. That's what my wife bought these pants, and
I hate them. I have to now on top of
cooking stuff, I gotta cook the stuff, but now we
have pants that don't have forever chemicals in them, and
I have to put water in them and then boil
the water after I'm done cooking to scrape all the
(42:52):
stuff out of it. You can't use anything metal. That's
why I like my cast iron man I have my
cast iron. I have one utensil I like to use
because it's metal. You can scrape right down to the bottom.
Speaker 4 (43:01):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
I like because they look funny and the commercial makes
me laugh. Is emu's you know what is? It's like
a gym?
Speaker 4 (43:11):
Right?
Speaker 1 (43:13):
An emu escaped from a Minnesota zoo and was found
five miles away just hanging out at someone's house. Don't
you feel like you want to give it something? You
want to try and feed it, like it's not going
to destroy you. It was either an imagine they're a
little aggressive. Yes, they they're actually very aggressive. And I'll
tell you a story. Johnny Cash, the Great Johnny Cash
Man in Black, had a bit of a drug problem
(43:38):
and he also had started hoarding animals on his property
while high on drugs, and he had an emu. It
was either an emo or an ostrich but like they're
the same thing, right, So he decides, and now me
and you would do the same thing. You get drunk,
what you want to do? You want to hang out
with an emo? I want to ride it. Man. So
(43:59):
he's high on pills and drugs, pills and booze, and
he goes up to the EMU and starts screwing with it. Well,
they have huge talents like nails, and it cuts them
from shoulder to groin. It does, and he has to
be rushed to the hospital where they bandage them. Up Right,
(44:20):
he's on the mend, but he also is a severe
drug addict. So he has his friend bringing drugs, and
his friend brings in drugs and it was it was,
you know, the meth at the time, pretty much it
was his speed. So to hide it from the doctors
and his family, he put them in his bandages, which
(44:41):
then absorbed into his body and he went to a
coma for a month. Jesus, because story of any emo.
There you go. Those people, they have a bet you
not so much for supply chains, beIN bottleneckd and you're
fixing the whole gown. Okay. One hundred point sevens The Excels,
(45:02):
South Jersey's rock stations, the XL Morning Show feel bad
for old people, man like their worlds are just it's
just it's different. It's just way way different. Even when
you say old, you mean like your age. My no, no,
I'm middle aged. They say fifty one. I mean hundred
the upper part of middle age. My uncle who's like seven,
(45:24):
do you think Okay, middle is middle So you're fifty two,
fifty fifty one, Okay, so you think you're gonna live
to one hundred and two. That's about where I feel. Yes,
that would be middle age sixty three. I should be
calling about that. You're right, I may be in the
later the latter part of my years. Somebody all going
antwer in town. I love him, man, it's a good
(45:45):
time and he's a fun seventy two like he I
look at him, I'm like, you can still go out
and golf and enjoy your life and go out and
drink and party and pretend that you might cheat on
my ant M but you're not really going to, but
you think you could. Well, that's what it is. It's
it's and it is fun when you see people who
are in their seventies and still enjoying life, Like, yeah,
my mom's a very old eighty, very old. But then
(46:10):
I hang out with some people who are almost hitting
eighty and they're spry and they're running around like knuckballs.
Shot when we are shoot when we were young, Like
seventy two was seventy it was twenty years five. Yeah,
well you would look at a forty five year old
man and be like that guy is he's close to death.
And we do this uncle's cousin's weekend and it's it's
(46:30):
awesome because my cousin, all my uncles say, I mean,
they're all like seventy two, Andy are around that age.
We're all hanging out. Man, we go day drinking on
the boat. So you look at these guys and they're
older and they're having a good time. So we've been
out on Saturday night and we're.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
Just kind of hanging out.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
It's a little beach bar or whatever, and the DJ's
playing you know, music that kids lay listen to because
that's what they're doing, because dan, because it's a young
because it's that's for the audience, right, it's a young audience.
Speaker 3 (46:52):
We don't DJ there on the other night, so I'm working.
I don't belong there.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
Really. Yeah, So while we're sitting there and he's like
this DJ, hey, Joey, he's like, uh, you know, you
got guys here, you got girls here. You know, maybe
the DJ should go on the mic and say, you
know what, I'm gonna slow it down nice.
Speaker 3 (47:11):
Give everybody a chance to cut to dance.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
You were when we were at a roller rink as kids,
and you slowed it down, right, this is what he wants.
He wants to get in there. I don't know. Maybe
you play a Temptation song or you may you know,
you do some some R and B, there's some there's
some old like I don't know, man, I throw some
stuff in there to get the girls dance, and some
old one or two or or whatever.
Speaker 3 (47:32):
Yeah, but let's slow it down.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
I'm like, you know what, maybe that's not such a
bad idea. Maybe there is a guy out there and
said he the DJ should say, hey, listen, you know
this is for the ladies. You know, go go grab
a guy and get on the dance floor. It's like
when you're at a high school dance or a middle
school dance and the boys are on one side and
the girls on the other side. Uh. Could you imagine
at these beach bars if they slowed it down the
(47:56):
slow dance.
Speaker 3 (47:56):
The kids would have no idea what to do. And
I call them kids because they're twenties thirties. Man, they
would have no idea. But it's it's not a bad idea.
Speaker 1 (48:04):
If you're looking to someone across the bar, you're like, hey,
would you like to go? I don't even know if
kids know how to slow danced. You're playing up where
we belong kid.
Speaker 3 (48:14):
He here's Tennessee whiskey. Everyone grab a girl, crap a guy.
Speaker 1 (48:18):
Guys are gonna play some Linda Ronstam.
Speaker 3 (48:21):
That's old school thinking.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
That is very old school. Where those days are done. Man, Yo, everybody,
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Speaker 1 (00:41):
Hey man?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
What's happening?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Good morning? My wife, beautiful human being. Love her to death.
So I go upstairs. I fall asleep on the couch
last night. So I get up every day weekdays, I
get up at three about three three fifty seen in
the morning. I've been doing that for a half forever. Yeah,
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since O eight probably with me. Oh yeah, so eight
with me. So I go up and I kiss her goodbye.
Every morning I go up and she's kind of tossing
and turn and she's like, I can't fall asleep. And
I was like, all right, baby, I love you, but
I gotta go to work. She looks at her phone.
It's three to one. She goes, you're going to work now?
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I go, yeah, yeah, babe, this since I'm I leave
for work every day, I go, I go downstairs, I
clean up the kitchen, I clean up the house from
whatever nonsense we had the night before, and I go
to work by three forty five. I go, yes, like,
what did you What do you think happens in the morning.
My wife shocked because she wouldn't if she had to
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be at an office at like nine, she would never
get there early. That's this is not what she does.
She gets there a little bit before nine, and that's it.
Like we don't officially start the show till like five
forty five. I've always said this, We've always said even
when we're late, we're early. Yeah, I slept the four
am this morning. I feel I'm driving in I'm getting anxiety.
I'm like, I feel like I'm late for work. I'm
not late for work. We're fine. So when it's it's
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like I'll set my alarm and I never wake up
to my alarm, but like I'll wake up and it's
like two forty five, and uh, and I get anxiety
because I'm like I could sleep, I could sleep another hour,
but then I'm like, oh, then I'm gonna be rushing
over right, And so I'm again as we'll just get up. Yeah,
what's the boy. Yeah, there's times I wake up in
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the middle of the night, not even not just in
the middle of the night. So then I go downstairs
to clean up the because we had some company over
yesterday and stuff. So I'm cleaning up the kitchen and
now I get three twenty eight am from my wife.
This is from our bedroom, three twenty eight am. After
I kissed her goodbye and shut the door, she goes,
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I could fight you right now. Why because I guess
she was starting to fall asleep and I woke her up. Yeah. Yeah,
I don't touch my wife. Man, I would know better, dude. Okay,
well here's the problem. If I don't do it, then
I'm like, what, you don't love me? You don't love me? Yeah?
Are you cheating? Do you want to sleep or not sleep? Jesus,
you can't be right, man, walk in my life. Yeah,
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welcome my life. Bro, She's gonna wake up, Those dishes
are gonna be done. I'd appreciate that. Well. I used
the really tiptoe around the house at that time of
the morning. Right, It's like it's like three thirty three
forty five. And now I don't care, dude. I'm slamming cabinets,
I'm banging pots and pants. I'm like, you know what,
you guys all need to hear what goes on. I
have to because it's a stupid dog. The puppy does
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if he here, whatever he hears, he starts scraping on
a plastic tray.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Dude. Sounds like he's going out of his mind.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Dude. So we had, uh, my wife's aunt over all
weekend for the fourth of July, and and she's got
the same dog as you, one of these, but the
doodles man and uh and so and the whole the
whole weekend, she's cold, like she has like a neighbor
watching the dog, and it's like it's count And then
she found out some kids were like like kind of
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torturing the Doll's my wife's aunt over all weekend for
the fourth of July, and and she's got the same
dog as you one of these, but the man and
uh and so and the whole the whole weekend, she's
called like she has like a neighbor watching the dog,
and it's like it's cut. And then she found out
some kids were like like kind of torturing the doll.
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It's a whole thing. And I'm like, this is why
I don't have that. Just have a kid, man, I
got a bearded dragon. That's it. He's not bothered by fireworks.
He's perfectly fine on the rock. Fred could care less
do it lit. I can go all write it and
we'll do it a lot and things sucks. I'm Scotty.
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Good morning here some news follow yous. On a Monday,
at least eighty one people are dead and at least
forty one more are missing after a flash flood in Texas. Dude,
this is It's crazy. The Guadalupa River rose rapidly Friday
morning to the height of a two story building. Jesus, Yeah,
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I don't understand how this happens.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
I don't think this would happen in Texas.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Like this is like a Pa thing with the rolling
hills and the rocks, and it was because it's so dry.
And then the the infusion of water whatever it is
it's in the crowd doesn't absorb the water. So forty adults,
twenty eight children. Eighteen of the adults and ten of
the children are unidentified. That's sad, dude. President Donald Trump's
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slam former foe of her best friend, Elon Musk, for
starting a third political party, saying such parties have never worked,
while also calling the move ridiculous. I guess Elon decided
over the weekend that he's going to start a third party.
What's the name of it. What are we calling it?
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
What are we call the must You think he's called
the Freedom Party? I think something like that. Yeah. So
Trump's like, yeah, like, this isn't gonna work. I just
think you got two alpha males who because here's the problem.
They'll fight and then they make up. They're like that
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that that couple that everyone knows that you go out
with them and all night they fight, but then at
the end of the night they were making out. Let
Elon hang out in the White House. I think he
enjoyed hanging out in the White House. He had a room,
he got to sleep, he got to sleep in the
Lincoln Bedroom.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Now he's out.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Uh, the UFC plans to host the fight. I love this,
by the way, White House, freaking love it. Man put
it right on that front lawn, dude, So Trump, look, God,
so we are. I don't know if you know this,
but our beautiful country, the United States of America. On Friday,
we celebrated two hundred and forty nine years. That is
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how old we are. So this year, will celebrate two
hundred and fifty years Trump President President Trump. I gotta
show my respect. President Trump is celebrating the entire year,
you know, for the two hundred and fiftieth anniversary. And
one of those things is having a UFC fight on
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the lawn of the White House. Gonna look awesome, man,
it is now. Yes, you're gonna have seating, right, this
is a VIP. You're gonna have twenty to twenty five
thousand people show up. Wow. Nice, that's news. What about
It's Phil's beat the Reds three to one tonight late night,
nine to forty five start against the Giants. Listening to
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the game right here at ZXL are your official Philadelphia
Phillies radio station. Zach Wheeler and Kyle Schwarbert will represent
the Phillies in the All Star Game this year. There
you go, that's news. That sports. Hey, clouds today, a
few showers possible high up to eighty three clouds tonight.
It's gonna reign for the next week. Yeah, yeah, crappy,
terrible week we had next weekend. No, that was nice.
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We had a beautiful weekend.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Clouds tonight, but it was seventy five tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Four years old. I almost thought about turning the air off,
but I smarted up. Yeah, but we were out man
hanging out, like on the porch, out in the garage.
Who was like hanging out? It was it was like
every night was beautiful. Yeah, it wasn't terrible.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Chance thunstores tomorrow for your Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Hi at the ninety three seventy seven outside right now
on a hundred point seven z XL, South Jersey's rock
station ZXL Morning Show, Oh Joe and Scottie Rock New Dude,
it was pretty awesome. I was sent back to U
nineteen ninety five and I wanted to be Oasis. I
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wanted to be English so bad. In nineteen ninety five,
I had gone to Ireland as a kid and Oasis
and Blur were the biggest thing in the world. I
got home and I told her one song it was
two minutes long, dude. They're huge, dude, Dude. They were
huge in England. Right like England, Ireland, you didn't get
follow up it or something gonna Blur. So I go
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over there, I come back and I tell all my friends,
I'm like, dude, this band Oasis is like gonna be
the next big thing. Like they were huge. They were
everywhere when I was over in Ireland in ninety five, right,
and they did, they came to America. They never you
were like, you know, they were never Zeppelin, they were
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never the Beatles, right, but they were huge. They reunited
after sixteen years this weekend. The two brothers. It's always
the story of two brothers who can't stand each other.
They got back together. Liam and Noel shared this stage together. Dude,
I watched YouTube clips were popping up everywhere. Yeah. I'm like,
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I'm like, I'm fifteen years old again and I'm watching
these clips and I'm like, dude, I loved everything about it.
I love the waste. I'm shocked they didn't broadcast that
someway you can watch it live. I mean, I guess.
I mean I was able to see clips from you know,
and they weren't even like fan clips. They were like
legit clips. Uh so play was it here? They Cardiff?
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What is Cardiff? That's that's that's England, I believe, right,
or is it Wales? Now they are touring America. They're
gonna be uh North America, Toronto and Canada, Chicago, East Rutherford,
here in Jersey, Los Angeles and Mexico City. They're not
doing many shows, but Wales. It's Cardiff Wales. Uh, dude,
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Killer Killer said, Especially they came back to do the
encore and it was Don't Look Back in Anger, Wonderwall
and Champagne Supernova. Wow. Come on, dude, come on. Also
this weekend Ozzy Osbourne had his farewell concert. It was
Black Sabbaths farewell show. You know, sound as.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Excited about that one as you do Oasis.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
It's kind of sad, dude. I saw I saw clips
of that because I'd watch a clip of Oasis and
be like, these guys are awesome, and then it would
be a clip of Ozzy and Ozzy was in a chare.
He didn't get up at all, did he No, I
don't think he can, man, I don't think he can.
It was I guess it was cool. I don't know
at first. I was never a big Black Sabbath fan,
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never a big Ozzie fan. I liked Ozzie. I like
the Osbourns. I think I like the osbourne is more
than I DAZZI.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
It was.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
It was a tough watch, but you know he got
his send off.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
He didn't sing though, right, He's just mumbling into the mic.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Did he did one of the cool moments? Aquaman hosted
the show. I don't know why they chose Aquaman to
host the show, but Aquaman. Jason Momoa hosted the show.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Sounds like a dream if you're trying to describe a
dream of somebody.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Oh so aqua. He started a mosh bit when Pantera
took the stage. Who did Aquaman? He went, dude, he's
a big boy. Yeah. So like people were like yeah,
like like he was. He was punching people in the moshpit.
Uh so yeah, just kind of looks sad. This should
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be this should be this should be it. I mean
we said that like five years ago, but this should
be it now. Sharon Osbourne will wrap it up with this.
Sharon is Ozzie's wife and manager. Uh she's the one
to put on the show. She said that he's got
more of them. He said that there were a couple
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bands that she actually had to turn down because they
wanted too much money. And she said, it's not about
the money, it's about honoring Nazi. Yeah, and she and
and so she actually said that a lot of people
are are claiming it could be Iron Maiden. She has
a real beef with Iron Maiden that they wanted just
too much money, and she was just she said, now
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I can't, I can't. You know, we have a budget.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
I get you, we gotta we got I can't has
to make money. Why he is out here?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
It was Metallica, Guns and Roses, Ye, Pantera, So those
some heavy hitters on this show, Jack Black and then
they had a bunch of super groups, like you know,
they put a bunch of guys together to play. It was.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Kind of brings down the whole room, you know.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
You know he did that thing that Dave Girl and
Axel did when they broke their leg. He sang from
like they had a throne and he was sitting on it,
you know, at the throne. But he you know, it's
Ozzy man. She's like the Joe Biden to the rock world,
just pushing you. Just push it. Ozzie out there, because
he did so good tonight. He can't breathe in the
entire show. Look there you go, some rock news for you. Wow,
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it's you the Capitol One Bank guy on that iHeart
Radio app. My wife doesn't like it, but it's her fault.
It's her fault. I had to put it there, and
you you've been at my house and you saw it.
My wife almost burned the house down about a year
ago when she tried to grill. Legit. Man, you got
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some real sighting damage. You got to say. She she
melted side right. You gotta be pretty close, like the
thing has to be hanging on top of the sighting dude,
it was.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
It was.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
I don't know why she tried the grill, but she did.
And now she's obsessed with the blackstone, right, So now
she's always out on the deck. We've moved it so
it's away from the house so she can't burn the
house down.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I didn't like mine at first. I got it for Christmas.
I'm like, yeah, it's okay, a little bit of clip, dude,
it's worth it. Last night, dude, I had everything on
top of the hea loved it last night. Dude. She
did bacon wrapped holapenos stuffed with us cream cheese. Okay,
I did Brussels sprouts with bacon. Brussels sprouts do we
did sausage? Yeah, Brussels sprouts suck unless you put bacon
in us and just ruin them with everything else. Brussels sprouts,
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you have to just dose in stuff. But once she
does them and stuff, they're awesome. Somehow we had twenty
it was four of us. We had twenty chicken thighs
on there, sausage and everything. Four wrap us some corn
on it. So, uh, my wife, So here's my I
don't fix the siding, right, because sighting is one of
those things where like it's pretty intrigral. Like I got
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a I got to order the siding and then like
there's like do you have to take off all the
pieces don't just fit in you?
Speaker 5 (15:08):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Right, it's a big deal here. So here's my fix.
I get one of those big thermometers, like it's like
a big clock, and I hang it over the pieces
of siding that are warped. It's perfect. You can't see
it now, Yeah, it's perfect. So my wife doesn't know
I did that. And so yesterday she goes out. Last
night she's on the goes dude, she man's the blackstone.
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Blackstone has become her like that is that I I
don't even touch it. She belongs in the kitchen. But
I clean I I clean it up when she's done.
But she cooks on the blackstone. She looks over and
sees that I just covered up her the warp siding
that she almost burned the whole house down with a
with this big thermostat thing. And she's like, I hate
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I can't tell you how much I hate that because
it's ugly. I know it's I know it's of course
it's ugly. Yeah, but does that have a pigeon ugly?
It's but it's you know, it's where she burnt the
almost burnt the house down. It's in an odd place,
so it's not symmetrically you know where something should be. Now,
if you don't move that grill, you're gonna burn that
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thermometer too. Well, No, the grill's moved. Okay, you moved
the grill away from the house. Thermometer reads two hundred
and eighty degrees foode yesterday it got up the one
hundred and twenty one. It's it's like the on field
once when they showed like the football games, you know.
So she's like, she's like, I don't even know, because
my wife is very good and very boogie about like decorating.
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She goes, I don't even know how I could make
that look good because it's in a weird spot. It's
it's it's it's a thermostat. And she's like, she goes,
I gotta really dive deep into this and figure out
how I can make that look good. It has to
be something that can hang outside and not be damaged.
Like the thermostat's made to be outside, and it is
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kind of handy when you go out.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
It's like, oh, look, it's.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Kind of cool. Like I said, one hundred and twelve
degrees yesterday, Uh, that was kind of cool. Just watched
this hi it goes Yeah, and that was kind of neat.
She did not appreciate that. The way I fixed the
problem was just to cover it up. Yeah. See my wife.
My wife is like a design like I don't like
prints and all the other stuff, like what does have
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on it? Does it have a picture of an owl, robin,
a rainbow? I told you this last week I got
one and it was very generic and very simple and nice,
just the numbers, black print. Yes, it's not terrible, but
then but no one needs. But then in the car
on the way home, it broke because a bunch of
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groceries fell on it. So then I took it back
and the only one they had left. It's like rainbow color,
so you still went after it. It's still rain it's
very color. This one's very colorful. Now even I know
it doesn't look good, but it covers up the warped siding,
and it's something you don't need anymore. Like I remember
growing up, my grandmom had we were in California, my
grandma had when it was like I had an owl,
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had an owl print on it.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
She loved the owls.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
But cool'll be like, oh my god, it's gonna you know,
it's one hundred and five degrees today, be careful. Oh
my god, look look we need it right now. It's
obnoxious because the thermostat we can see see it's it's
it's a yeah right there. So uh, not to fix
my wife wanted. But then once again, I didn't burn
the house down. She did, okay, So as you had
to pick your poison here, would she rather look at
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the burn siding, reminding that she's probably should be. Usually
she's gonna think about how to spice it up a little. Okay,
I don't. I don't know how that's gonna happen, but
we uh, yeah, she's gonna take over the project and
hang some plants up there. Maybe I'll maybe I'll I'll
swing over. We'll put some palette wood over it. We'll
put a fern right there in front of the warped
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side of I do.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
This over holes, like hold on, I want to patch
up everything.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
I'm like, you know, I put this, I'll put this
picture up here to be fine. My wife looked up.
She just shakes her head. She's like, why is that there?
I was like, because you burn the house down. Look
we get back, man, We'll knock out some headlines. Launch
Point seven z XL sound Jersey's rock station ZXL morning show.
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So after joining in October, I finally made my way
over to the Elks Lodge the weekend. I am an Elk,
So what do you have to like wear like an
Elk helmet or something. I can tell you anything that
we goes on because it's secret. I had to have
somebody vouch for me that I was a good dude.
You know, I'm not a bad person. I got in there. Yeah.
I didn't do that with the Freemasons, man. I uh.
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I joined the Freemasons last year, and like it was
a whole process. It was like the mine bro Like
it was like they like like background checkstuff like that,
and I'm like, and I had to think back. I'm like,
do I have anything I really worry about? And I
was like, oh, I guess not a look at text
messages do that hopefully not.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
A lot like you got it.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Like the Elks do a lot of volunteer stuff. They
I mean, but some of the freemasons were very charitable.
And that's where it all stems from. Uh why am
I uh at the hospital? The the Uh but you
have a lot of learning and stuff you gotta do. Yeah, yeah,
you got a whole thing I'm blanking on. It's the
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uh like we uh God, damn I.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Should know this, but yeah, you gotta brush up a
little bit. You in September.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
You gotta get ready for it's the hospital. Like you
see the commercials for Children's hospital. Not to chill, but
it is. It is children hospital. But uh but yeah,
so uh, it's a lot, it's it's it's a lot
of learning. It's a lot of you know, uh preparing
and found out the Elk don circumstance. They Elks donate
more money to like tuition for for kids, like for
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schooling and stuff. They're always doing something. Man, the Elk
and that's what got me into, uh, the Freemason stuff
is that the charitable stuff is so it's I mean
it's it's huge, like you know, and and and especially
local stuff Shriners. That's what I'm thinking. That's where, you know,
that's kind of where everything started. So I'm trying to
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get out of going to the beach on Saturday. My
uncle's in town. So I'm like, you know what, I
haven't been to the Elx Lodge because I just don't
live down there. I'd like to be more in Bob,
I like to do that, but I no, no, no,
I don't want to get there. I want to go
to the Elex Lodge because they have cheap drinks. Okay,
thank you for bringing that up. Okay, that's that's why.
So when I go there, I sit down and as
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a joke, like when I first get when they're they're
they're interviewing you, it's an older lady. She's like, why
do you want to join us? Like, you know what,
my wife, there's a lady. Well she was, you could
be a l you can be a lady, lcause we
because because the Freemasons, we do not have the well
that's a shame. You should know it. Don't be proud
of that. Let the women in there, let him see
what's going on behind closed doors. We want to very woke.
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So I sit down with his old lady's doing the
interview process, like, why do you want to join us? Said,
you know what, we have a place down here and
my wife and I got married to brig a teen.
I said, it's a part of the community. We want
to I want to meet people. I'm I got no problem,
let's meet people in the community. Part of that is
I wanted also to build a shed on my property,
and I hope in the building inspector would be there too. Yeah,
I want to know exactly network. And I also made
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a joke. I said, and I hear you had the
cheapest drinks in town. Well, she didn't think that was
very funny. She's like, we don't like to advertise that.
So Saturday, I get out of going to the beach.
I walk in there, awes, bartenders, you have like a card?
Are you a card?
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Can I got a card? I went in the wrong door.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
You already screwed it up. I walk in. I'm honest,
I'm like my first time here. I joined in October.
Everybody's nice. Man, We're just I'm talking conversation. It was
really cool. We've had blasted me and you have me,
and you have spent more time at elks lodges doing
beef and beers.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Yes, we have so I uh so I go and
uh so I sait i I uh I know.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
But I get a vodka on the rocks like I
always do. My uncle gets two beers, my brother gets
two beers. So now because you're a member, you can
bring them in up to eight people. Oh, I'm a baller, dude. Okay,
that's what I do. I'm balling, man, Dude, I get
the bill. What do you think the bill is for
a vodka on the rocks, four beers and a club
so at an alex lodge?
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Yeah, what do you think?
Speaker 1 (23:07):
It is? Seven dollars? Nineteen dollars anywhere? It's awesome, bro,
it was so refreshing man. Yeah, that's what it should be,
because like, you go go anywhere like I always. My
wife and I we go out once a week to
a place we love. But dude, it's one hundred it's
a hundred bucks. I'm not I'm not kidding. I have
two beers. I have two beers and that's always my limit.
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Two beers. She has a drink or two. An appetizer
is one hundred dollars. Then they got a kitchen, man,
they gotta it's serve food there. They got a bind
it's on the water. It was beautiful. I'll certainly try
and go back me. It was a but it was
pleasant to walk away. Like nineteen bucks. That's what it
should be.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
That's why you doing goals for play where else to
seventy dollars.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
You look at these people right like the vfws and
and the American Legions and all that stuff, and the
Kowanas Clubs and the you know, the Nights of Cologns.
I used to like kind of laugh at that stuff,
and then I joined the Freemasons. It's it's because like
like those places don't exist anymore. And that's actually what
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sucks is is the of all those places, including your
Elks Lodge, the people joining are down because kids don't
kids don't know about it, they don't want to do it.
It was all good pep, and you know everybody's going.
You know, they're good people.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
We just sat there and just you sat around the bar,
you talk man, it was fun.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
You bs with people. You have a blast, absolutely, dude,
good time man. All right, so I should go back
to my year. So one's my invite. You know what,
You've got to come out to the Elks, the Elks
Lodge of Brigantine. Yeah, listen, I went to your Mason's bowling. Uh.
Did I had a great time. Yeah. Everybody had beards,
though I felt unbearded. They very The Freemasons are very bearded. Yea,
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we had. There's a lot of beards. Stuff a freemace
against wizards. Look, we we kept back. We'll do some trash.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
Oh, love crash anything thirty or or doty anything racket
rocky or roughy. Yes, love frash.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Hey, here's some trash for you. Did you know that
Kylie Jenner is dating Timothy Shallamaante? Yeah, I saw him
at the next game a lot. So yeah there, I
guess in France.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
That's cool.
Speaker 5 (25:44):
Man.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
She's a good looking girl. Dude, I'm gonna say, I mean,
Bruce Jenner as odd as Bruce Jenner is. He made
some good looking kids, was that Kylie and Kendall? They're
good looking. They're good looking girl. This kid's okay, I
mean he's not, dude, the kid is awesome. He is
and I'll tell you what won me over. So Timothy Challleman,
he's an actor. He was in the Dune movies. He
(26:08):
just did the Bob Dylan movie where Early Wonka too,
who was in Wonka, Right, And you know, you think
he's a Hollywood kid like whatever. Then he went on
College Game Day with Pat mcavee, right, and you know
it's it's where they pick a college and they broadcast
(26:29):
before College Game Day on Saturday, and dude, he goes
on there and the kid knows everything about college football
and it made you like him. Even Pat McKinney was shocked.
He's like, dude, I never would have thought that you
know as much as you know about college football.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Yeah, it just seems like a cool kid.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
But I don't know. They seem to be in love.
I guess the the NBA is back on NBC, which
means we're going to get the John Tesh and n
B a song back.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Is that they.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Now kids? If you don't know who John Tesh is,
John Tesh is a pianist, but also he was the
host of what show Jojo? I don't even know who
John Tesh is dude, you do John Tesh? Yeah, he
was in Ted John Toe. He was the host of
(27:27):
Entertainment Tonight. Wow, that's right. And he also was a pianist.
Uh and he did the theme song for the NBA
which aired forever. But I guess the NBA was bounced
from NBC. I don't know how that's working. I know
there's there's a lot of chaos with the NBA because uh,
TVs and TNU what was the other one, TVs, t
(27:52):
N T t N T. Yeah. They had the the
NBA for years with Charles Barkley shat, you know, and
they lost him, and so those guys are moving over
I think the Netflix or Ulu wow, now to do
the NBA broadcast. Angelina Jolie. She had an intruder outside
(28:13):
of her house. I guess she's neighbors with Kristen Bell.
Also Kristin Bell. Great movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall. She's Sarah
Marshall and the cops arrested the guys trying to break
into their house. Why her house, of all the people
you could break into Angelina Joelee Dude, I was a
big fan, a big fan back in the show We
(28:34):
look hard and rough. She looked dirty. She only looked dirty. Yeah,
that's why I liked her. Jennifer Garner. I guess Amazon
Prime Day was a couple of days last week when
people could order stuff. She is selling kitchen aid products.
A lot of celebrities are trying to sell stuff for
Amazon Prime Day. Did it already happen Amazon Prime Day?
Speaker 2 (28:56):
But what does she uh?
Speaker 1 (28:59):
A mixer, a KitchenAid mixer, which I would by the way,
I fought they are super expensive. Yeah, like like three
hundred and fifty bucks. My mom had one end up
giving it to us. It's actually pretty legit a tank.
It was the last before my mom completely went, you know,
nutso with dementia. It was the last gift I think
(29:20):
she gave my wife. Nice, that's a great gift. Need
to give it to her either. She didn't say she's
weak for that mixer. Now she called her stand and
it's sure. Let's see here, I'm looking at a picture.
I guess Katy Perry, she is getting divorced. I guess
(29:41):
her husband, Orlando Bloom left her. He's an actor and
she's Katy Perry. She didn't waste any time, dude. She's
on a yacht with some hot dude in a bikini
and she looks great. Dude, she always has me. Katy
Perry is still looking great. I feel like her boobs
got smaller. She had, she had a great rack. But
she does have those wide open crazy eyes. I guess
(30:06):
a little bit. Yeah, they're why they're like perfectly round.
So maybe Diddy. You know, we don't know what's gonna
happen with Diddy, you know, with his sentencing, how long
he's going to be in jail. But apparently after you
know it, kind of things went in his favor. Last week.
He was only found guilty of like two smaller charges.
(30:26):
The big charges he was acquitted of. Apparently when he
got back to jail, the jail started applauding it. I
love that man. Yeah. So he's walking down the aisle,
right and everyone's everyone's just clapping for Diddy. You still
love the guy.
Speaker 5 (30:42):
Man.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
He may want to stick around, yeah, stick around prison. Yeah,
just be like you know what I own this crowd now.
R Kelly's like, well, what about me? What about me?
I gotta say, dude, I know we've made fun of
her in the past, especially you, You've been very very
art on her Miley Cyrus, Lizzo Lisz. I like her music, Lizzo,
(31:06):
I'm looking at pictures, dude. She put up pictures of
her in a bathing suit for fourth of July. Yes,
I mean, dude, I mean, once again, not my cup
of tea. But she looks great. She's dropped a ton
of weight. I'm making fun of her. I'm just concerned
about her health being that baby. Honest, she's gonna have
a heart. It's hilarious that she calls her Instagram page.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
Lizzo, be eating what you gotta change at now?
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Now you have to change it.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
Yet it all has to go away.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
That's actually what she posted on fourth of July. She goes,
I wish I could have some hot dogs. People were
shaming her for losing weight. I know, like alone, she's healthy.
Now he looks good. Man, there you go, some trash
for Ben Bottle naked and you're fixing the hole gap. Hi.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Good morning z XL Hi.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Hey how are you?
Speaker 2 (31:57):
I'm good?
Speaker 5 (31:57):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Dude?
Speaker 3 (31:58):
You call them for the midget wrestling tickets?
Speaker 1 (32:00):
I did?
Speaker 3 (32:01):
Okay, we have to ask you how tall are you?
Speaker 5 (32:04):
I'm five seven?
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Okay, okay, two definitely five to two under five feet
its like four eleven under four eleven something like that.
She's a she's a. She's definitely oldka, she's she can't wrestle, Okay, yeah,
she's she's not sayingtion the.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
Wrestle always said that because we were looking for one wrestler.
But you're not going to be it.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Yeah, you're not. You're not it. You're five sevens. That's
pretty good for for abroad. That's pretty good. Five seven
You're pretty tall, that's pretty good, right, yeah, especially if
you're in heels. That's dude. My wife kills me because
when my wife puts heels on, she's taller than me.
Oh yeah, yeah, I'm taller than my Yeah. Well, hey,
(32:43):
congrats are congrats on getting married? When's the wedding?
Speaker 5 (32:46):
Well, so he lived in New Jersey, So I've just
started listening to you guys like three years ago. He
lives in New Jersey and I live in Lewis, Delaware.
So one of us is going to have to move.
And I have a twenty year old son, and I'm
not going to say, hey, we're going to marry, you gotta.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
Move, you know, gotcha?
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Are you gonna have the wedding on the on the
Katey Lewis Ferry.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
Probably not.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
For the wedding.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Does he ask you to wear shoes that would make
him as tall as you for the wedding? As for
the wedding, he's got to be taller than you for
the wedding, right, I.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
Know, right, I'll have to wear flat that It sucks
for you?
Speaker 1 (33:23):
All right?
Speaker 3 (33:24):
Look what do you so?
Speaker 1 (33:25):
By the way, real quick, any adult human below the
height of four to ten is considered That's what I
said I fell for. Okay, So dwarfs and midgets the same.
I think. I think we have to be careful what
we say.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
Yeah, okay, they're both less than one forty seven now.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Comparing the two. Yeah, we gotta be careful that. iHeart
people are coming in this week. Oh how about this?
Speaker 5 (33:47):
A dwarf human money? I love listening.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
A human animal or.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
A plant could be quality. You have a planet that
could be a dwarf. Why would you plant a dwarf?
Humans only could be midgets?
Speaker 4 (33:58):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Gotcha? Got ya? Okay? All right, all right, So okay,
so you're in Delaware, so you're gonna come So you're
gonna come over. You're gonna pick your fiance up and
you're gonna go to midget wrestling because that's in Atlantic City.
You're cool with that, right? Oh yeah?
Speaker 5 (34:14):
Because yeah we are. I go over, well, he comes
here and I go there one or the other every weekend.
That weekend will obviously be in Jersey.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
I love Lewis, Delaware. It's beautiful down there, all right.
It's a it's a very tourist.
Speaker 5 (34:30):
It's horrible.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
I agree with you.
Speaker 5 (34:32):
I agree with you.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
I hate the people in Delaware. Can I say that
he doesn't not attractive people in Delaware? I will honestly
say it. I've been to Delaware, especially the area. You're
my daughter. My daughter is a proud you Dell University
of Delaware, blue Hand Delaware. She's you know, she's not
from Della. The people in Diana. I so now I
have ties the Delaware. You stay on hold. We're gonna
(34:54):
get all your info. Okay, okay, cool, all right, Jody,
thank you so much.
Speaker 5 (34:58):
Thank you, Hey guys, thanks for being.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
One of XL Statdress in Box Stations z XL One Show.
Did you know we're streaming online on the iHeartRadio app?
Do you know? I did know that you can go
to the iHeartRadio app search w ZXL make us the
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(35:24):
I'm a little intimidated. Dude, my little guy who's twelve
gonna be thirteen in about a month and a couple days.
He's jacked. Yeah, he's got a jack darm man. Dude,
he's I'm watching him. He now wears wife beaters, which
I don't know if we should are allowed to say
that or not. It's an Italian my dad used to
(35:45):
call the Italian dinner jacket. So, uh, he's wearing a
wife beater and we're playing pool. It's like, I don't know,
maybe it was probably fourth of July night. We're playing pool,
and uh, and I take a picture because he's wearing
a bubba that helmet, which there's a lot going on,
right he's working how well? Can you see shot? He's
(36:06):
not taking the game seriously to begin with. Yeah, but dude,
I take a picture and I look at it. The dude,
so he's he's been working out, like he we have
a gym at the house and he's he's been working out.
He's jacked. Yeah, I like, when did this happen. When
did this happen? Yeah, be careful. He's gonna go up
to be one of those kids. Man, it's all jacked up. Yeah.
(36:27):
It was like are you on steroids? Yeah? So And
and because the way I always, uh I always deal
with the kids, the boys is you can't take me down,
like I like, like, like you can't. Like my my
son who's twenty two, I was about maybe two three
years ago. He started to really mouth off right and
(36:51):
uh I was like outside, I was like, I was
like this, this ain't happening. Yeah. I was like I'm
still I'm still the bull right right, like like we're
gonna And I was like, try and take me down
and he couldn't. He couldn't, dude, and I ended up
pinning him in the backyard.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
You're gonna have a problem with this one.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
This one. Yeah, I can wear three years. Man. This
one worries me a little bit because he's gonna be
those movies where the dad tries it and that the
kid finally fights back and beats up the dad. He tries, dude,
He'll he'll run up from behind and like tackle me,
and I'm like, you know, I'm like, oh, like you
know when you're when it's a little kid, you're like like, okay,
(37:31):
But now he's like he's becoming a man, and I'm
like when did this happen? And so uh so now
I think I have to get in the shape because
I can't. I can't let him become the alpha. Yeah,
but now you're you're Rocky in that Rocky where he
has the older black coach. He's like, listen, sparring's out
(37:52):
because you got too much calcium deposit. I gotta build
some hurting build some hurting bombs. Right, Yeah, it's it.
Your knees, your knees are gone. Yeah. We're over there
and I'm helping you lift the cinder blocks over top
of your head. I'm like, yeah, Jack, I'm jealousy. Kids
like like like my kids man on the beach. Now
(38:13):
they finally took their shirts off. Dude, they're all they're
all ripped up, and I'm like, look at this kid, man,
and you yell at him from not eating. I'm like, no,
you gotta eat food.
Speaker 4 (38:21):
No.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
What happened was I was raised wrong because I had
soda at every meal and my parents made us eat food.
My kids eat they don't eat a lot. I'm like,
I'm trying to get them to eat, and I'm like,
we're actually really great shape. They're helping. My son's uncle.
You've met him, dude, he's he just works out, he's jacked,
was jacked at the party. Yeah, And so my son
(38:44):
follows him like like he's obsessed with his uncle. It's
a good uncle to follow and uh and so, like
I said, dude, at twelve turn thirteen, and I guess
I did the same thing too, works out, watches what
he eats and I'm like, I'm like, you're twelve, you
can eat whatever you want. Yeah, I gotta do something, man.
(39:04):
I was on the I was in Brigantine yesterday at
the Cove, like a Sunday night or Sunday steroids, steroid up,
jacked up. Yeah, and most of the guys that I'm like,
my friends that i'm friends with, that we're friends with, Yeah,
they're all jacked up. The wives are in great shape,
the guys are they're all tattooed and tan and jacked up. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
They're always like she's like you gotta be She's like,
you gotta lose weight.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
I was like, yeah, probably you're probably You're probably right,
I think I think July fifth is a good time
to start to get in beaches. You know, let's get
hit that ball roll. Maybe by November I can do.
And I think we're ready for Halloween. Yeah, yes, that's
the goal, is to get really jacked for Halloween. And
I don't care how. You know, I wear it on
my sleeve. You know what, shirts off, you know, I
get some sun, Dude, I'm gonna shirts off Thanksgiving. Yes, look,
(39:49):
look we uh we get back. We're gonna knock. I
think you think you haven't been a you think you've
got in bed. I don't think we have a bad
I don't like this at all. In Colorado, there was
(40:09):
video footage woman opens up her car door, brings in groceries,
whatever takes the kids, goes in the garage, whatever comes
back out. There's a bear. Yeah in her car.
Speaker 3 (40:23):
I saw this man and they just they just jack
check it.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Jacked up the car. Yeah, it ripped pretty much ripped
the door off the car. Yeah. I don't. I don't don't.
I don't mess around with bad. We have this investment
property we bought in Tennessee, which we're just losing money.
Every door brings in groceries, whatever takes the kids, goes
in the garage, whatever comes back out. There's a bear.
(40:48):
Yeah in her car. I saw this man and they
just they just jack check it jacked up the car. Yeah,
it ripped pretty much ripped the door off the car. Yeah.
I don't, I don't, I don't. I don't mess around
with bears. And this investment property we bought in Tennessee,
which we're just losing money every month. So that the bears,
(41:08):
so that had insult and injury. We get a call
from the place running and he said, uh, a pack
of bears took your hot tub coverage and dumped mozzarella
cheese all over a highway a hot hot probably this summer.
Yeah right, there's a lot of mozzarella sticks. Uh.
Speaker 3 (41:28):
The mozzarella cheese is sticks.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Monzrella cheese. The sticks would have been all sticks would
have been all pretty fans five second rule.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
Man.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
So a stretch of interstate had to be closed down. Uh,
to it is a two hundred yard area that mozzarella
cheese was spilled all over the highway. It's almost a
football field. That was what it doesn't say what town
it was, but uh, but yeah, all over a highway
this Clearfield County. I don't even know. It's got to
(41:57):
be in the center. It's an Interstate eighty so that's
like northern Pa. Uh yeah, so it's just it's cheese
every I'm looking at pictures here, cheese everywhere.
Speaker 3 (42:06):
So that's a nasty clean up though, Man, that's hard
to you know what, dude, it's not.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
I know what you're thinking. I think you're not thinking.
It's like it's it's like a big truck that just
has like liquid cheese in it. Yeah. No, it's all packaged.
It's so they were able to clean it up, I guess.
But yeah, it wasn't like it was just like nacho
cheese all over the street. How hard is it to
get out of the pan?
Speaker 2 (42:30):
You know?
Speaker 4 (42:31):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (42:32):
Oh yeah. That's what my wife bought these pants, and
I hate them. I have to now on top of
cooking stuff, I gotta cook the stuff, but now we
have pants that don't have forever chemicals in them, and
I have to put water in them and then boil
the water after I'm done cooking to scrape all the
(42:52):
stuff out of it. You can't use anything metal. That's
why I like my cast iron man I have my
cast iron. I have one utensil I like to use
because it's metal. You can scrape right down to the bottom.
Speaker 4 (43:01):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
I like because they look funny and the commercial makes
me laugh. Is emu's you know what is? It's like
a gym?
Speaker 4 (43:11):
Right?
Speaker 1 (43:13):
An emu escaped from a Minnesota zoo and was found
five miles away just hanging out at someone's house. Don't
you feel like you want to give it something? You
want to try and feed it, like it's not going
to destroy you. It was either an imagine they're a
little aggressive. Yes, they they're actually very aggressive. And I'll
tell you a story. Johnny Cash, the Great Johnny Cash
Man in Black, had a bit of a drug problem
(43:38):
and he also had started hoarding animals on his property
while high on drugs, and he had an emu. It
was either an emo or an ostrich but like they're
the same thing, right, So he decides, and now me
and you would do the same thing. You get drunk,
what you want to do? You want to hang out
with an emo? I want to ride it. Man. So
(43:59):
he's high on pills and drugs, pills and booze, and
he goes up to the EMU and starts screwing with it. Well,
they have huge talents like nails, and it cuts them
from shoulder to groin. It does, and he has to
be rushed to the hospital where they bandage them. Up Right,
(44:20):
he's on the mend, but he also is a severe
drug addict. So he has his friend bringing drugs, and
his friend brings in drugs and it was it was,
you know, the meth at the time, pretty much it
was his speed. So to hide it from the doctors
and his family, he put them in his bandages, which
(44:41):
then absorbed into his body and he went to a
coma for a month. Jesus, because story of any emo.
There you go. Those people, they have a bet you
not so much for supply chains, beIN bottleneckd and you're
fixing the whole gown. Okay. One hundred point sevens The Excels,
(45:02):
South Jersey's rock stations, the XL Morning Show feel bad
for old people, man like their worlds are just it's
just it's different. It's just way way different. Even when
you say old, you mean like your age. My no, no,
I'm middle aged. They say fifty one. I mean hundred
the upper part of middle age. My uncle who's like seven,
(45:24):
do you think Okay, middle is middle So you're fifty two,
fifty fifty one, Okay, so you think you're gonna live
to one hundred and two. That's about where I feel. Yes,
that would be middle age sixty three. I should be
calling about that. You're right, I may be in the
later the latter part of my years. Somebody all going
antwer in town. I love him, man, it's a good
(45:45):
time and he's a fun seventy two like he I
look at him, I'm like, you can still go out
and golf and enjoy your life and go out and
drink and party and pretend that you might cheat on
my ant M but you're not really going to, but
you think you could. Well, that's what it is. It's
it's and it is fun when you see people who
are in their seventies and still enjoying life, Like, yeah,
my mom's a very old eighty, very old. But then
(46:10):
I hang out with some people who are almost hitting
eighty and they're spry and they're running around like knuckballs.
Shot when we are shoot when we were young, Like
seventy two was seventy it was twenty years five. Yeah,
well you would look at a forty five year old
man and be like that guy is he's close to death.
And we do this uncle's cousin's weekend and it's it's
(46:30):
awesome because my cousin, all my uncles say, I mean,
they're all like seventy two, Andy are around that age.
We're all hanging out. Man, we go day drinking on
the boat. So you look at these guys and they're
older and they're having a good time. So we've been
out on Saturday night and we're.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
Just kind of hanging out.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
It's a little beach bar or whatever, and the DJ's
playing you know, music that kids lay listen to because
that's what they're doing, because dan, because it's a young
because it's that's for the audience, right, it's a young audience.
Speaker 3 (46:52):
We don't DJ there on the other night, so I'm working.
I don't belong there.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
Really. Yeah, So while we're sitting there and he's like
this DJ, hey, Joey, he's like, uh, you know, you
got guys here, you got girls here. You know, maybe
the DJ should go on the mic and say, you
know what, I'm gonna slow it down nice.
Speaker 3 (47:11):
Give everybody a chance to cut to dance.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
You were when we were at a roller rink as kids,
and you slowed it down, right, this is what he wants.
He wants to get in there. I don't know. Maybe
you play a Temptation song or you may you know,
you do some some R and B, there's some there's
some old like I don't know, man, I throw some
stuff in there to get the girls dance, and some
old one or two or or whatever.
Speaker 3 (47:32):
Yeah, but let's slow it down.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
I'm like, you know what, maybe that's not such a
bad idea. Maybe there is a guy out there and
said he the DJ should say, hey, listen, you know
this is for the ladies. You know, go go grab
a guy and get on the dance floor. It's like
when you're at a high school dance or a middle
school dance and the boys are on one side and
the girls on the other side. Uh. Could you imagine
at these beach bars if they slowed it down the
(47:56):
slow dance.
Speaker 3 (47:56):
The kids would have no idea what to do. And
I call them kids because they're twenties thirties. Man, they
would have no idea. But it's it's not a bad idea.
Speaker 1 (48:04):
If you're looking to someone across the bar, you're like, hey,
would you like to go? I don't even know if
kids know how to slow danced. You're playing up where
we belong kid.
Speaker 3 (48:14):
He here's Tennessee whiskey. Everyone grab a girl, crap a guy.
Speaker 1 (48:18):
Guys are gonna play some Linda Ronstam.
Speaker 3 (48:21):
That's old school thinking.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
That is very old school. Where those days are done. Man, Yo, everybody,
thanks your calls today. Always welcomed on the show. Glare
when a part of it stay there. We kick off
that rock block. It is one hunch point seven z
XL South Jerseys Rock Station CXL Morning. Smiling.
Speaker 4 (48:40):
When you're smiling, smile, smiles with you and one you eleven.
Speaker 1 (48:49):
Eleven the sun comes shining through.
Speaker 4 (48:55):
When you're crying, you bring on their end stop stop side.
We'll to be happy to this where is smiling, just smiling,
keep on smiling and smiling.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
I'm smiling, rocking out man, I know you guys are awesome.
My love looking at me guys on my way to
work the ring. She was a guy.
Speaker 5 (49:17):
Yeah, warming up ship and I'm like, I'm about here.
Speaker 1 (49:20):
We're rocking.
Speaker 5 (49:20):
Heay, thank you you shot to the best.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
How you doing y'all? Keep me laughing man, you guys
are great. Good morning guys, Hilario.
Speaker 2 (49:27):
Let it, Oh god, is it my radio?
Speaker 5 (49:32):
Or it's are you only broadcasting?
Speaker 1 (49:34):
And mana, I get them the hell out of here
with you rolling out. This is the rados in DJ
like if you're on it.
Speaker 4 (49:42):
I listened to this.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
Man getting up in the morning doesn't suck any
Speaker 1 (49:48):
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Ding dong! Join your culture consultants, Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang, on an unforgettable journey into the beating heart of CULTURE. Alongside sizzling special guests, they GET INTO the hottest pop-culture moments of the day and the formative cultural experiences that turned them into Culturistas. Produced by the Big Money Players Network and iHeartRadio.