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Hey? Man, what's happening?Good morning? Good morning, good morning.
My head's it's just not right.It's spinning. I having a Thursday
off, and then we took Fridayoff. I kept thinking it was the
weekend, but it wasn't. Itwasn't the weekend. Yeah. Juneteenth messed
me up, too, man.It off in the middle, the middle
of the week. Yeah. Listit was nice, I get it,

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man. I loved it, butit was very, very weird. I
loved it, you know. Igot a lot done. But I kept
thinking, like Thursday. I'm like, all right, Saturday, it's tomorrow,
Sunday. It's like, no,it's Thursday. Yeah. And it
really, it really did throw meoff. It felt like a nice It
was a nice vacation, by theway, man, it was actually nice
having those four days. Look,I love my wife. I love my

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beautiful, beautiful wife. But shewent to her parents for the weekend.
Like when I say for the weekend, I mean she got there on Wednesday
night and she's still there now,yeah, so what's that a staycation?
So yeah, so she she goesdown there. They live like ten minutes
off Stone Harbor, and so Ihad the house to myself. It's nice,

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you know how nice it is toleave a house awesome condition and then
come home and it's still looks awesome. Yeah. I mean, now,
listen, I had family come in. Now. One of my cousins,
she's married, they have two kids, and she has one in her belly.
She's so I have that in acouple of months. But she has
like a two year old, andI think like a nine or ten year

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old. And I'm okay with thenine and ten year old, but the
two year old. My wife seemswe should give up our master bedroom.
I'm like why, Like, well, that's a whole family, put them
all in there. I'm like,okay, sure. I am sleeping on
a couch man which I love thiscouch, but it's got this it's like
a sectional. So I'm sleeping onlike this little piece of wood that's sticking
up on my ribcage. I'm like, what am I doing? I know

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exactly what you're talking about. Yeah, I get out of here. I'm
looking at my father because I wentdown and hung out at my in laws
while my wife was down there acouple times for the weekend. And I'm
looking at my father in law andthe dude is exhausted. There's kids,
there's dogs. Yeah right, it'sa lot his house because his house is
the hangout house. So there's justit just it's non stop. There's just

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little kids, old kids, youknow. There's the people wanting to set
off fireworks. There's dogs now roamingaround. That was me like something needed
to be done. I had todo. It's like the dishwasher. I'm
loading the dishwasher, loading it up. I'm cleaning up. They're cooking.
I'm like, the things gotta getlike, things gotta get done. We're
lighting we're lighting his blackstone up attwo am. That's a nice man.

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Yeah, like, just let theman sleep. Everybody Monday, we're gonna
dive into that. We're gonna finda ZXL Workforce Employee of the Day today.
Yeah, we have an overnight's stayat Ocean. We'll hook you up
with that coming up just a littlebit one point sevens EXL, South Jerseys
rock station on the ZXL Morning Show. Good morning, everybody do it lot?

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Alright it and we'll do it lotand things sucks. I'm Scotty.
Good morning. Here's some news forus. We all have our fingers,
right, No one blew off theirfingers from the fourth of July. My
buddy almost lost an eye. Okay, yeah, no, f Yeah.
We we lit some stuff off andeveryone was Everyone was safe, you know,

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at least I don't know. Iwas drunk. So everyone left with
all their fingers and all their toes. There were some great headlines. I
saw one guy burned his head.I think he was trying to launch something
off of his head again his fault, fault. Well. A wildfire that
burned across four thousand acres at WhartonState Forest was started by fireworks. The

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department said. This is the newJersey State Forest Service said that it's called
the t Time Hill wildfire started Thursdayon the fourth of July because of fireworks
that were lit inside the forest.Probably not a spot you want to light
fireworks is when there's a lot ofwoods. Yeah, and there was no
rain too for a while man,everything's pretty dry. Yeah. The apple
Pie Hill fire tower detected the firearound nine am the following day. As

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of yesterday afternoon, the fire wasseventy five percent contained. Yeah. I
smelled it at my house because Idon't live far from there, and I
thought, my house is burning down? Is that thing where? Like?
I'm in my driveway and I'm like, is this a forest fire or is
this my house? I don't knowwhich one? Should I go back?
I already locked my doors. I'mlike, should I go back in and
make sure that my house isn't burningdown? You're good? I was like,

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I got stuff to do. Paramount, owner of Paramount Pictures and Television
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stealing yours? Do you have it. Maybe I think I steal my brother
in laws, so you might bestealing my brother in laws while stealing from
me. Okay, well tell himI just hooked up to Ruku sticks over
the weekend, so if it poppedup, that was me. Nearly three

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che one hundred point Seven's the XLsapters Is Station z XL Moore Sho was
perfect over the Fourth of July holidaybecause I wanted to see fireworks, just
a little bit of fireworks. Idon't need a lot of fireworks, just
enough. I don't want to driveto it from I don't want to deal

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with the traffic, none of that, dude. And that was so traffic
was so bad. My uh,one of my buddies, Chuck, he's
my in law's neighbor. His wifeshe works in Cape May. Dude,
she sat in an hour and ahalf worth of traffic to get home,
right like so she she was shewas wrapping up work. She uh,
and then so she got caught inthat fireworks traffic yep, hour and a

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half. She just sat there,even got the bob man had like this
thing on the boat. You goout there, look at the fireworks.
I'm not dealing with traffic in andout of sea. I'm not gonna do
it. Yeah, it's crazy andthe kids like it, man, Yeah,
but I mean it is what itis. I don't know, that's
why we did ghetto backyard fireworks.Like the people, the people that that
film it there do need to filmfireworks on your phone. It looks cool.
Just be in the moment, enjoyit. Yeah. So Brigantine and

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I almost went into like kind oflike, uh, I guess dad mode
Briga team, I give you credit. They don't put one on, like
the city doesn't do anything for fireSo you can probably see the Atlantic City
ones from Brigantine. You can seethem in the background. Yes. And
if you're a if you're a citywhere your playgrounds look like crap and meanwhile
you're launching eighty thousand dollars worth thefireworks, yeah, you gotta question something

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something wrong there. You got aquestion out a little bit. Let's put
that money back into the city.Yeah, Brigade man, lets it all
fly. And I'm telling you,I'm I'm watching fireworks go off that are
legit firework Like this looks like likethe Macy's fireworks they do in New York
City, but they're from just peoplethat are setting up now they're not even
hiding. I'm on the beach onset that as a kid like you had

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the hot when you did fireworks,you like it was a it was a
risky thing. You lit it andran hope the cops didn't come and find
you. And that's what the copswould show up. Now it's like now
it's just the kind of a given, dude. I told you my Walmart,
they had a tent set up anda guy was selling fireworks out of
a tent. You can never Weused to have to. Somebody would over,
you'd have to drive. He hada guy. Everybody had a guy

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that was a Virginia who would driveto Virginia and you would give him money
and he'd come back with m eighties. So my buddies hate listen, come
down to seventh Street, are aneighbor of theirs. And he must put
ten fifteen thousand dollars in these fireworks. He said, just come on down,
he's gonna launch them. I said, from where he's like on the
beach, and I'm thinking, there'sno way somebody's gonna crack down. Yeah,
it's easy. Everybody's gotta say no, we get somebody has to be

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the adult. We get there,there's like, I don't know, probably
one hundred two hundred people all sittingin chairs knowing this is gonna go on.
There's no way that people bring ateam to cops don't know it's out.
The cops are probably there watching it. Dude. They just let it
fly and I'm so he's launched up. Now we're dangerously underneath the fireworks.
Like I've never been that close tofireworks, where if this guy, who
most likely wasn't licensed, if thatthing flipped over, it was gonna shift

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somebody. Yeah, this guy,this guy is putting everyone in danger.
But we're like, yeah, America, that's exactly what I was. It's
like, I don't even care nowand watch them go up. There's a
little bit of a breeze and I'mlike, now, what happens if this
was the lights up to that brushon it or a million dollar house it's
sitting on the water. We talkedabout it in headlines. Man, somebody
lit it up in the Wharton StateForest and started a forest fire because they

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lit fireworks off. And I willsay too, man, people suck.
Now, this guy, this guylaunches him up and you could tell like
he usually does a real good finatActually it was him on one side.
I got another guy three hundred yardsdown on the other side. It was
awesome. Don't pay for fireworks,just sit there. They're always going off
everywhere. So he's up there,he's doing his display. Usually does like
this real big finale whatever, getout something. I don't know, but

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something went wrong right where the endwasn't as spectacular as it usually is.
Yeah, don't you know some ladysays, Ah, this sucked, dude,
she's there for free exactly. Shutyour fat mouth up. This guy
he must have spent ten thousand dollarson fireworks, legit fireworks that has his
little bit. This is this bigthing. Man has some money. He
wants to launch them all for everybody. And so they didn't. All right,

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lady just sitting there and drink yoursea rooms or whatever. Shut your
mouth up. Yeah, I waslike, man, but yeah, it
was nice bringing team. Thank youso much. Just just let it go,
man, just let it go,because you easily could have cracked down
on somebody, but they don't.It was like, it's all the fireworks
I needed. I got over theweekend. There you go. I'm glad
you had a good, good fourthwith a legal fireworks were Are they legal?

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Now? I don't even know.Man, it's like pot like is
it legal or not legal? Idon't know. Maybe I think this guy
should be running from the cops.Maybe it is fine, Maybe he is
a cop. We don't know.Afterwards you started shooting his gun off.
And then we go back to mybuddy's house. Now he's the one in
the middle of the street. Still. Now he's the one almost burns his
eye out. He's got black cats. He's lighting a sparkler next to my

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buddy's Yukon. I'm like, maybewe just moved the kids away from the
truck so the sparklt doesn't hit it. Yeah. It's like when you're drunk
and you let your cigarette on agrill and it burns your hair, your
eyebrows. I don't know what thisthing was, but it would flash like
almost like a flash grenade the militaryuser. It goes underneath the buddy's car.
I'm like, yeah, that's sad. This is where it starts.

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You're firs than the guy on thebeach. Look we get back, We'll
do some rockews Joe a rock News. You hate when old people get taken
by a scheme, but this one, dude, is I mean, this
woman had to be a a shehad to be a just a dummy.

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She's a seventy five year old womanwho's a big Journey fan. And I
guess she's from Cleveland, and Iguess somebody knew she was a Journey fan,
so they called her up. Theyposed to Steve Perry, right,
the guy who ended up Journey forYe. This is a great scam though,
man. So so they went onlineand I guess contacted her and said

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that Steve was looking for a womanin his life. Okay, And according
to police, the woman sent StevePerry the impostor one hundred and twenty two
thousand dollars because he was stuck overseasand he needed that money to get back.
And then what he got here,he's gonna cut her a check.
Yeah, well that's what it was. So she said that he needed passports

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and driver's license and uh so heyou know, she had to send all
this money to him so he couldget these things and then he would he
would give he would then you know, make sure that she was taken care
of. And here's the here's thekicker like and if you're an older person,
and this is what they tell you, it's a scam. Fifty thousand

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of the one hundred and twenty twothousand she gave it to him was in
gift cards. Wow, so comeon, Yeah, anytime someone tells you
pay me in gift cards, itis one hundred percent a scam. Kid
Starr, he's he's fine when itcomes to money. Now, if Snead
O'Connor calls you and she's I'm stuckin a hotel room and I really could
use some cash, that would beweird because she's dead, and she said

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yeah, so she would have tocall you from from another another realm.
Trying to think of somebody else who'sdown on a line that really could Flavor
Flav. If Flavor Flave called youand said, you know I need some
money, I go, okay,all right, I I you know what,
I understand that Flave. I'll sendyou. I'll get that. I
get a call. There's two guyson the line. It's Millie Vanilly and

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they are both guys are dead.No, they're not there. Yes,
what am I doing? Man?You know why, because they're all bad,
they're all down in their luck.Of course they're dead. Uh,
No one like they didn't know.They didn't die together. It's not like
they were in a car together.No one ended up killing himself early two

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thousands, and then the other onejust died not that long ago. Some
bangers on rain, right, youhad blame it on the rain. Don't
lose My Number, which was thesame dance, the same exact track,
is another song. Girl, youknow it's true, You know it's true.

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Yeah, here's the kicker, right, you're Millie Vanilly. Right,
well you're you know, rest inpeace. You look at all these other
artists now they do the same thingMilli Vanilly did. Yep, they were
just the the ogs of it.Yeah, bon Jovi, No one likes
bon Jovie. That's not true.A ton of people like bon Jovi.
But he put out a new albumand it bombed, right, so it

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made First of all, the factthat they have an album chart is insane
because no one buys albums anymore.So it was number five on the chart
right its first week of release.Okay, who's downloading bon Jovi music?
New bon Jovi album called forever.Why of a feeling is just him just
clicking clicking, clicking clicking. Uh. Then it dropped off horribly, so

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it actually it actually went from numberfive to out of the top two hundred.
Wow, that's a hell of adie. Yeah, because I think
you had the hardcore bon Jovi fansthey bought this stupid album because no one's
no one's buying a new bon Jovialbum. And uh, no one has
bought a new bon Jovi album.And look, I'll be generous twenty years.
I don't get that at all.Right, So he puts out this
album. It's it spikes number fivebecause all the hardcore fans buy it,

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and then it just it just it'snot even on the chart anymore. Uh,
And dude, I get this.H Slash from Guns n' Rows was
being interviewed and he was asked whatit was like when him and Axel started
talking to it because they hadn't talkedfor twenty years, and he said it
was great. He goes, itreally relieved a lot of tension because I

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missed them. But there was somuch animosity that grew about Slash and Axel
hating each other. He said itwas kind of a huge weight that was
lifted off our shoulders. When wefinally got on the phone and just started
talking, and do you know whatstem them getting back together? No Axel
on Twitter wish Slash a happy burden. That's all it took. And that
started the line of communication going backand forth. What would they break up

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for? Was this his drinking anddrugs or he was late for shows or
something A Axel was just rock androll out of his mind. She would
lose some weight. Man, helooks old. He looks like an old
lady up there. I wish itwasn't that bad. His voice isn't what
it used to be either. Butyou can't, I mean you can't look
look the guy's older. You can'thit those notes he hit when he was
twenty two. But uh yeah,Axel was just out of control. It

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wasn't even drugs and booze. Itwas just he was a maniac and Slash
kind of had enough of it.And so they kind of after they they
did use Your Illusion, which wasthe you know, they had the song
Off the Terminator to soundtrack, andthen they did an album that kind of
was like a mess. It wascalled The Spaghetti instinct. I think it
was all covers. And then afterthat, man, they just kind of

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just they never even broke up.They just kind of went away. Slash
seems like the guy at the endof the show where he sits down with
his book and he's like, Okay, here's what we made, here's what
we paid. He's got he's gothis glasses. I'm not going to say
that Slash is an angel here.He was a heroin addict and alcoholic,
so Slash is not I'm not sayingthat he was the one that was a
golden child. The guys quick booksopen, you know, to see how

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they made the guys look. Yeah, we sold this so many T shirts
to night. There you go,some rocketingness for you Only Rock Royal twenty
seven The XL, South Jersey's rockstation z XL Morning Show. Dude.
Bit of a bummer, a bigbummer actually over the fourth of July weekend.

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A guy I've talked about quite abit on the show and he's been
I mean, he's been a hugeradio listener for a couple of different radio
stations that we've worked for for years. Passed away man and like a young
guy, dude, and now likeI know, I know young, but

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like you know, I think hewas in his probably his early fifties your
age, yeah, right, right, yes, early, young guy.
You know it was early, probablyhis early fifties. Moose the mailman,
dude, I got, I gota text he's my mailman, right,
and I've known him for years.And then I move into my house and
here's this guy who I've known foryears. He's my mailman. And the
dude is was awesome, right,just a fun loving guy. Like he

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loved life. He had a lotof fun. Dude. He'd he'd wrap
his mail truck in Christmas lights,right, and dude, he'd be jamming
out there. He'd be jamming outthe music and stuff. And he always,
you know, would make time andlike to the point where my kids
knew who he was. My mywife. Dude, he would message my
wife when she had a lot ofpackages that hey, I hit him in

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the garage so Scott wouldn't find him, right, like stuff like that.
Like he was just a guy.He was just a good, fun loving
guy. It's a big personality forsomebody, like you don't know why your
friends were just because he's a niceguy. He's the mailman. Who's only
friends with their mailman, like,and I'm sure it wasn't just you he
was friends with. I'm sure everyonealongest route knows Moose to mailman. Everybody
loved Moose to mail and he's gota great name to move who's the mailman?

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So that started because he would callinto the first radio station I ever
worked for, was it was itwas an alternative radio station called one or
two point seven right w JS,and he would call in, and the
guy, our midday guy, gavehim the nickname Moose the Mailman. Wow.
Right, and so uh so,dude, he's a veteran, he
was an he know, he servedin the navy, and uh, just

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a just a guy who just wassuper super nice, super friendly and uh
and and passed away suddenly over theweekend. And he gets like to the
point where I got the message onfourth of July that it happened. And
and dude, I turned to mywife and I said, I said,
hey, Moose the Mailman passed away, and this is how much he affected
our life. And I know it'syou're like, you're your mailman, but

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it's he's bigger than that, sure, right, And so uh, my
wife started crying, Wow, man, I get it right, And I
was like yeah, man, andand two it makes yourself kind of feel
vulnerable because you're like, he's notthat much older than me. Yeah,
and right, and he just andand and he passed away suddenly. So
uh so, yeah, Moose themailman man just a good dude. Loved

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music, absolutely loved music, lovednineties run. He also loved karaoke.
He loved karaoke. He was watchingthe Yankee. I think you Mets fan.
That's probably what killed him, wasthe mess Man. So yeah,
dude, just just a good dude. And yeah, he would he loved
to hit up karaoke bars and thenwe would so that was another thing,

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Like, you know, I'd seehim on his mail route and then I
would see him at a bar.You know, we we we kind of
shared the same you know, smalltown bar you know that we we we
went to. And dude, hewas just always a big guy, full
of life. Yeah, and soso sad. Man, it's it's it's
a real bummer. But I'm I'mI'm gonna say, man, I think
is his uh his services this weekend, it's gonna be packed because he really

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did I think everyone on his mailroute loved him, right. He was
this big personality. So I thinkyou're gonna see a lot of people show
up for this service. But it'sjust, uh, dude makes it like
it was shocking. Man. Whenyou told me, I was like,
wow, yeah, because I turnedyou on the Moose the mail Man just
because he was Moose to the mailman. I probably meant a once twice,
but I feel like i'd known theguy because of the way that you talk

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to him, and I'm friends withhim on Facebook. On social media.
You put a lot up on socialmedia, the bigger than life guy man
and one big jolly guy. ButI'll tell you what, it kind of
bites me in the ass too,because then my wife starts with that you
need to get in shape. Thisis this is this is the this is
the this is a wake up call. Yeah, I'm gonna be talking about
you. I'm like, oh no, I was like, Moose, you
had to go you know somehow.Now this is my fault, thanks buddy,

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So rest in peace. Dude.Just a good guy and crappy news
man to have happen. Uh,But uh, yeah, Moose the Mailman,
such a good dude. Rest inpeace, buddy. Look, I
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Mornings with Gary G. Garcia.Yeah, how about that conspiracy corner.
We love Gary G. Garcia.Acjokes dot com is the website, and
you do love some conspiracies, Gary, Yeah, man, who doesn't.
And so I started hearing about thisover the weekend, and and I don't
know anything about it, but youwere doing some research twenty twenty five,

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Yeah, project twenty twenty five.Have you heard about this, Jojo?
No, not yet. You haven'theard about it at all. Oh,
it was all over because the DemocraticParty isn't a whirlwin after that debate,
right, They're they're trying, andeven he did. I guess Biden did
an interview with George Stephanopoulos and thatwent horribly wrong. It just it's all
everyone's seeing what we've all seen,but now important people are now saying,

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okay, boy, well you knowwhat it is. It's important people now
are in the position where they haveto admit that what we've been seeing for
the last three years is actually happening. I wasn't surprised by that. I
don't know why they're acting like,oh, well, he's he's actually losing
it. He's been losing it.He fell off the station. Everybody he
freaking falls up stepped like he's beenlosing it all upstairs. Yeah it's hard

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to do, which it's hard,but I've done it the defeat, you
know what I'm saying. I mean, I was drinking, I was drunk,
but I've done it, you knowupstairs. Yeah, you're right.
It's when I'm blacked out drunk.Yeah. Yeah, yeah, he's not
he's the president. Yeah, I'drather hear he's an alcoholic. Yeah,
be a better thing, you know. So okay, So so surpriject twenty

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twenty five, I just started researchingthis, so I'm not even going to
pretend to know all of what itsays. You know, I guess the
you know, the devil's in thedetails. But I've been reading what the
overall of it. I haven't evengot past the forward. It's a lot
of reading. But I would suggestthat before you go listening to MSNBC and
even Fox or any of these people, explain it to you. It's very
easy reading. Pick it up andread it. And it's basically, uh,

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it's like a it's like a blueprintthat they want the new president,
if he is Republican, to pushyes. And so the Democrats put this
out saying if you vote for Republicans, this is what's gonna this is what
it is. And they're calling itor Weillian state and that they're trying to
be dictating. At this point,I'm kind of cool with that. Well,

(26:25):
I mean, I think it's clearsomebody wants to control you. What
if it's Trump. He's already beendoing it for four years and none of
this happened. Journalists weren't put behindbars, like he wasn't a dictator he
do anything. We've already seen whathe's done for four years. I don't
know, gas was cheap purse.He's a cheap you could buy a house.
I'm okay with all if that's Projecttwenty twenty five. Give it to
a suggest you read it and basicallywhat it's what it's. What they're saying

(26:48):
is they have to break down allthese liberal laws that have screwed up our
country. So they want to give, like uh, they want to give
when it comes to the school,parents have the control. They want to
control kids, what they can dotheir children. They want to take away
the whole woke thing. They wantto take away the whole uh uh,

(27:08):
the whole They want to take awaythe whole thing of what is that called
again, the inclusion and equity andall that stuff I E yeah, yeah,
the e I they want to getrid of. They want to get
rid of that. Not to havethe doors blow off mid air. Yes,
you know, they want to getrid of that. They want to

(27:30):
get they want to make they wantto fire a bunch of people, get
rid of FBI. They want tocut down on C I A. They
want to give the power back tothe people. They want us to be
the ones who decide. So areyou trying to get me to vote?
Ye? They're pushing the fact thatthe number one value in America would be
the family, bringing fathers back tothe family, you know, and instead

(27:53):
of and instead of giving money becauseit gets rid of the programs for like
welfare for mothers who don't have fathersthere. So that's how the Democrats push,
like they want to take away yourright to welfare. And basically what
they're saying is they want to putthe fathers back in the house, you
know. They want to get ridof abortion, which already roll versus you
know, roe v way has beenyou know, abolished, but they want

(28:15):
it across every state. They wantto get rid of they want they want
to get rid of they want togive rid of porn, you know.
And here's the thing. Here's thething, here's the thing. Thing.
But now here's the thing, man. Really, all that's gonna do is
put porn a little more underground likewhen we were growing up, where you

(28:38):
didn't just get it everywhere. Becausepeople are still gonna do what they're gonna
do. It's just gonna make youpush it behind closed doors. I don't
think they're gonna come knocking down yourdoors because you're watching porn like you're probably
doing this whole weekend. They're justmaking it. They're making it. I'm
just saying, what about the pointwhere the woman's head gets stuck in the
dryer and she easily can remove herhead from the dryer, But who comes

(29:00):
from the steps step son? Yes, yeah, but it's yes, I
know, but it's not the headthat gets stuck. It's their big hips.
To make it a little more believable, sexual intercourse will loosen them from
their stuckness. Reaching into the sofa, she gets her hand stuck between the
sign of the sofa and the cushion. I'm like, how does that even

(29:21):
happen? Listen, I'm just gladI don't have a step son because that
used to happen to me all thetime. It would have been a lot
worse. And when we time Igot stuck in my in my couch,
my step son ramming me from theback, it would be a lot more
worse. You know. I sawa woman and I think it was it
was an educational video, but shegot her hands stuck in the garbage dispose.
Oh my god, that's dangerous,and the and the step son just

(29:44):
turned it, came over and saidand said, okay for the deal is
for me to get you out right, to unlock your hand from the garbage
disposal. I have to make sweetlove these I guess, right, and
so and she did and Sylvia Sage. Yeah. Yeah, So that's basically
but they want to take away allthese initiatives that were originally put together by

(30:07):
the left. That's basically what theywant to do. They want to break
it down. They want to firea bunch of people. They said,
they want to put people in thesepositions. They said, it's very important
that they would put people in thesepositions who are with the agenda and make
you know, make no mistakes,is there's always going to be an agenda,
no matter what president gets in,there's going to be an agenda.
I like the old question is,well, the old agenda is we molest

(30:30):
your children. And you know that'sthe you know, this agenda right here
is saying that if any teacher triesto teach that stuff to get children,
they're out of it. You knowwhat I'm saying, Teacher, to teach
something to a kid in school thatyou couldn't walk up to a kid at
a Walmart or a supermarket and starttalking to them about it doesn't belong anyway.

(30:52):
I didn't get so deep into it, but just what I have been
reading so far, and I knowmore about it next week because I'll get
through the whole thing. It's alot of reading, but like I said,
it's easy read. You know,the LGBs are very nervous because they're
gonna take away you know, nottheir rights to exist, but rather all
these special things like there will beI'll get my June back. Let's put
it. Like, I'm okay withthat Wednesday off. You know what I'm

(31:15):
saying, what's the Wednesday? Not? Now? What I mean is the
you know, pride, the pride. Yeah, they're gonna give the rainbow
back to God. I'm okay.You know you want to have all that,
that's fine. Like I'm fine withthat that that there's going to be
an agenda. I'm sort of notcool with a somebody who is uh stripping
at a bar, has a uhyou know in a guy dressed in women's

(31:41):
clothing reading books to my kids.Yes, like that that all that,
all that is gone. They nevergo to like a senior citizen spot and
read to them, even about theveterans, And they don't go to v
F w right. Yeah, that'sanother thing too, when it comes to
uh, you know the things,you know, the border, you know,
the whole thing is, you know, stop letting people in on their
own, sending them back to wherethey came from, and and uh,

(32:05):
you know true asylunce like I hearof the weekend, it was I think
it was nine people and they werekind of sworn in. They became citizens.
You had to read about the country, you had to learn about the
country. Those nine people did itthe right way citizens and they're proud to
be that. Yeah, and theyknow more about American than most Americans.
You're the American. I don't needto know about it coming to this country.

(32:25):
Do you know? There was ahundred a hundred people murdered in Chicago
over the fourth Joly weekend. Really, yes, all fireworks, all fun
zo. He was shooting bottle rockets. Isn't that crazy? That is that
is pretty crazy? Yeah, yeah, do something about that now. Boy,

(32:49):
wait a minute, you're saying thatwasn't all done by illgals though,
that was by Chicagoans. But yeah, yeah, probably, Yeah, we
got to stop that. Yeah,you know that. I think that's the
stuff that we need to really focuson and go, hey, guys,
why are we doing this? Whyis there this so much crime in these
inner cities? Exactly, I'll playthe other side is that if I'm a

(33:10):
gang banger and I want to shootdown somebody, right, I am doing
it doing a fireworks. Say youwouldn't because you're going to hide the sound
of the gunshot. But not thatit's right. But I understand why it
happens. Funny is me and myson we would talk and we went and
watched the fireworks right for you know, by trop on the beach, but
we were more toward the vetnor sideand we were watching the fireworks and I

(33:34):
was saying, isn't that crazy?How like if you think about it in
the Ukraine? You know, whenI was leaving my house, I was
saying, things were blowing up,and I go, you know, in
the Ukraine for the last three yearsit's been like this every day fire and
you get to a point where youcan tell how far they are. You
hear the explosions and be like,oh that's pretty far away. We can
you can go out. So myson was saying, Yo, man,
this must be crazy. If you'rea vet and you're hearing all this,

(33:59):
God, you know, how dothey feel? And then I watched for
the very first time Born on thefourth of July. Never watched it because
I knew that was going to beone of those depressing movies. It is,
but they kind of show you whatit's like because when he's doing when
they're doing the parades and the fireworksare popping off, they're all flinching.
That was before PTSD was PTSD,Yeah, nah, that was you weed.

(34:21):
Yeah, remember shot, which iswhat they should call it. Shell
Shocked is a little more you know, probably what it is. PTSD makes
it sound so nice, and that'swhen you know that they're messing with you
when they start making things that shouldsound bad sound nice. Shell Shock sounds
exactly right. You know what areyou on? Shell Shock? Gary?

(34:43):
Where can people find you? Youcan find me on ac jokes dot com.
You could also check out the podcastRated G with Gaby G. Garcia
and Brian T. Locatta. Andthere's still time man. If you're looking
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(35:04):
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sign up today. Man, it'sa six week course become a better comedian,
learn all the things of the game, man, Gary K I love
you guys, man, And ofcourse you catch me here usually on Mondays,
but uh, you know at leastonce a week whenever there's a conspiracy,
and that's always a concerner. Wewe get back, we'll do some

(35:25):
trash. Oh why love trash?Anything thirty doing anything racket rocking or roughing
love trash. I don't know whothis dude is, but we we missed

(35:49):
a hell of a party. MichaelRuben so apparently he threw a fourth at
July party. I don't know whoMichael Ruben is, but dude, he
pulled out some celebrities. So KimKardashian, Chloe Karashian, Rob Gronkowski and
Tom Brady were all there, Okay, Drake, Jake, Paul, Machine
Gun, Kelly Odell, Beckham,Junior Guy, Megan Fox and Lil Wayne

(36:12):
were all there too. Performances byChaboozie, who my wife is a big
chaboozy. Yeah, he's got thatsong out. It's like a rap country
song, right, Mary J.Blige she she ended up performing along with
Lil Wayne performed uh, and theyhad a beach football game led by Tom
Brady. This sound. Who isMichael Rubin? I don't know, dude.

(36:36):
I hope he's a nobody with justa lot of money. You got
Kim Gardashian. She's like she's lightingthe bottle rockets. You know, she's
running back and away. Get down, Get down, Hey, machine gun,
Kelly. I got Roman Campbell's hegot those whippets you smack across the
concrete. He stole them a Drake'sf Uh. I've never seen the show
called Lioness. One of the actorson that show sad Man, thirty years

(37:00):
old dead. I guess is hishusband said that it was an unexpected cardiac
event. You're hearing that more andmore of these young people dying from like
heart attacks. Man. And Idon't know if it has something to do
with, you know, COVID shots, or it's just you know, it's
something, there's something there. I'venever heard of this many young people just

(37:21):
dropping dead. Yeah, let's seehere, John Landaup. You know who
that is. Wow, it soundsfamiliar. But no. He was a
producer. He did Home Alone,Missus Doubtfire. Michael land in My Bed,
Highway to Heaven. Michael Landon alittle house in the prairie. Is

(37:44):
he dead? He is, He'sbeen dead for a long time. He
grew up where Jojo? Where didLanding grow up? Delco, Collinswood,
New Jersey? How about that?Yes, so this guy did Home Alone,
Missus Doubtfire. He went on toDouce Titanic and Avatar. He died
over the weekend at the age ofsixty three. Margot Robbie the Barbie star

(38:07):
is perfect. Man, she's havinga baby. Oh my god. Who's
the guy that got to put itin her? You lucky bastard. Man
has a husband, apparently Tom Ackerley. They were they got married back in
twenty sixteen. We talked about itin sports. John Cena announced his retirement
from the WWE. But it onceagain, it's wrestling, so like,

(38:28):
you never know if it's real like, But he was retired, he would
come back every now and then.Dude, he is still like one of
the biggest merch sellers. They havelike kids love John Cena, Yeah,
they can't see me, see me? Yeah, Chris Jenner. That's the
mom who uh imped her daughter outwith the sex tape, but now they're
famous. She's gonna have her ovariesremoved after a health scare. Wow,

(38:52):
isn't She doesn't need them. She'slike seven yet, should be fine,
I think, Yeah. I mean, I don't think she's gonna to be
having a baby anytime soon. Ihave a feeling she will sell them when
they remove them. Dude, it'sgonna be a part of the show.
You know, it's going to bea part of the reality show. For
sure. I want to see him. And this is kind of sad man

(39:13):
and it was kind of embarrassing theway he died. John Belushi, Right,
he passed away overdosed in a hotelroom with a woman that was not
his wife, well his wife,John Belushi's wife, his widow. She
passed away over the weekend. Shewas only seventy three years old. So
there you go. How about that. You're him, right, You're in

(39:35):
heaven, everything's great, and herecomes your wife right to start ripping into
you. For that thing you didin the hotel room with a girl that
wasn't your wife. You're like,jesus. See, my mom said that
the other day, right, youknow, like she's kind of like,
you know, she's got the dementia. But she said, she goes,
I keep dreaming about your dad.And my dad's been dad fourteen years.
She said, I keep dreaming aboutyour dad. She goes, I hope
he knows I'm not ready to goyet. And I was like me,

(40:00):
Mom, if I know you anddad, he doesn't want you up there.
Yeah, And you're like, please, I'm staying your deck for eight
hours. Please, there you gosome trash for well. Lunch of point
seven is the XL's out Jersey's rockstation in our ZXL Workforce. Employee of
the day, Good morning, Howare we doing man? How are you
doing buddy? I'm doing great,man. How was your weekend? I

(40:24):
was your fourth of July weekend.I'm not bad. You worked all right,
so you got all your fingers andall your toes. Right, didn't
blow anything off with fireworks? No? I didn't. No, I didn't.
I I drive a what they callit sanitizer. Okay, you're busy
then, yeah, Hey, fact, I'm working now. So okay,

(40:46):
so you're out there. Do youever catch people boning? Oh? Yes,
I do? Young kid. Yeah. Man. My wife asked me
if we were in Virginia Beach andthe same thing that the truck that you
drive was coming around, and she'slike, man, do you think people
go out in the beach to havesex? And I said, yeah,
of course they. Do you everrun anybody over by a mistake like sleeping
on the beach? Uh? NowI haven't gone that clothed, but you

(41:10):
had, I mean other other driversdriver had come about rage is away from
someone rather than a blanket, rightright? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
we started four am. I knowyou guys started early, but we started
four A. Yeah, I'm sure. So it's still dark out man,
you gotta be careful. Yeah allright, well look, keep doing what

(41:32):
you're doing. And now I'm gonnahook you up with one hundred bucks to
ocean and an overnight stay. Allright, Oh that sounds great. Actually,
you know what, No, letme let me correct that. It's
one hundred dollars to ocean. That'swhat you're Getting'm giving you a hundred bucks,
all right, okay? And uhalso four tickets to see Super trans
and a super seventies concert experience.Uh, they sing some songs by the

(41:57):
Eagles, Hall and Oates, QueenDewey Brothers, Paul McCartney and Wings.
All right, so he's getting thetickets for the show, and then we're
adding on to it. Though.He gets four tickets out of one hundred
dollars to Ocean shows the Slam Dumphere. You're gonna love that, love
it. Yeah, yeah, Igrew up in the seventies. It's perfect.
And now you got one hundred bucksto spend when you're there. Okay,
okay, you stay on hold.We're gonna get all your info,

(42:20):
all right. I thank you guysfor getting me entertain from six to eleven.
We appreciate it. Tom, thankyou buddy here at nine good?
Alright, Tom, be good?Buddy's Tom what he's listening to? But
we are not here till eleven o'clock. No, we're at nine oh five.
We are out the door. Idon't think I've ever heard eleven o'clock
here, Like, I don't knowwhat it's like in this building at eleven.

(42:43):
No, I don't know, No, I don't know. I don't
know who comes on after us.But yeah, he used to know Stacy.
Nope, Stacey is on before us, but then she got knocked up,
so she's not showing anymore, showinga light. Don't know Steve Raymond,
I know he floats on here theafternoon. I know that. And
there's a girl comes on and it'sfunny because I see her right like she's

(43:06):
got her lunch pail and everything whenshe walks in in the morning. She
has their time card and she blocksit in. But uh, yeah,
I can forget her name. RachelRachel? Is it Rachel Rachel? Okay,
maybe I don't know, Maybe weshould hang out later. Well,
dude, they seem I'm glad you'reentertained, buddy, That's what I'm glad
that no matter who it is,and here at the office, they seem
to have parties. Like they neverhave a party when we're here, No,

(43:28):
but like in the afternoon still havelike pizza parties and stuff. And
then the Hogi trays and birthday cakesare salads. Yeah, all kinds of
Maybe it is a better time afternight o'clock. Maybe we should. Yeah,
look, we we get back,we'll knock out some headlines. The
XL morning show on a point sevendsthe XL South Jerseys rock station. I

(43:52):
don't even know if I can apologizefor this, but yesterday I I go
out with my father in law anda couple of the husbands of my wife's
cousins. Right, we all right, had to get away from the girls
type thing. You know what.We ended up just they wanted to go

(44:15):
there's a brewery that we love theit's it's the Bucket Brigade Brewery, and
I love that joint down there inkate A Cordout's old stomping ground. I
used to be this Sam Malone.Yeah. Yeah, they to come back.
I was not invited back this year, which is fine because they believe
me. It was fine, butuh yeah, so the U So we

(44:36):
go to this Bucket Brigade Brewery andthe guys wanted to get some beer because
they have takeout too, so theywanted to get some some some six packs
to go. So I was like, all right, hop in the car,
we'll head over. And then it'sthat thing where like we each have
a beer and we wrap up andthey're like I'm like, okay, well
I gotta you know, let's goback home because I got to start wrapping

(44:57):
up my night because I got towake up at three am for this the
show this morning. And they're like, well, we gotta stop at the
supermarket. Okay, okay, whatwhy? Well we're barbecuing the okay,
all right, okay, well okay, we need ice. You're not getting
home till eleven. So I go, okay, so I park, dude,
I said, you guys go in. I'm gonna sit in the car,
right. I don't need anything inthe supermarket. You're trying to make

(45:20):
it as smooth as you can.Yeah, yeah, you guys running.
I'm gonna keep the car running,right. So then two of the guys,
my wife's cousin's husbands, they comeback. No, my father in
law is nowhere to be felt.So they're they're they're they're like, where
is he? Where is he right? And he likes he takes his time,
So we're like, So the oneguy's like, hey, just pull
up to the front of the supermarketso that way when he gets out of

(45:42):
the door he can operate in thecar. We can go. So I
do. So, now here's myfather in law. He comes out with
all these groceries. There's no roomin the car. I got one,
I get two, okay, myfather in little six five. The other
guy's six six, like I gotI got a car of big people.
I can't fit anything right. Mytrunk is filled with stuff. So my

(46:02):
father in law is trying to fitstuff into the back seat. So he's
like, hey, can you justpop the trunk? So I said yeah,
So I popped the trunk. Now, in doing so, I took
my foot off the gap or offthe break, and my father in law
goes, you're on my foot.Oh, you're on my foot? Yeah,

(46:23):
right, And I'm like, we'reall laughing. We're like, what
do you mean. He goes,no, the car is on my foot.
So then I go and I reverseit and I'm like, oh man,
and he's like yeah, he's likeoh, And I'm now I'm trying
to judge, like how bad thedamage is? Yeah, Like it's a
tire, I know that, Buthow bad is the damage of being run

(46:45):
over by a tire on your toe? And it's how far into the foot?
Like I've had a car run overmy but it was like right on
the edge of kind of like mytoe. Yeah, but yeah, if
you're on top of the whole foot. I'd imagine you're gonna smash it.
I don't think he enjoyed us alllaughing at him either, Yeah, because
I'm sure it did hurt. Uhhe said it did. He shook it
off, and he was a hewas a trooper about it. But I

(47:06):
don't even know, like I couldn'teven like apologize. I'm like, I
don't know. Well, and thenthe one guy's like, why was your
foot even there? Right? Igot that question. You're in the back,
why are you off to the side. Yeah, that's one of those
things where if I don't know,man, if you're with a bunch of
buddies and somebody runs over your foot, it is Yes, it could cause
an injury, but it's also funand I'd expect my friends to laugh and

(47:28):
make fun of that situation. Ithink what saved him is he wears huge,
like uh like a high tops likeold school, like old school Nike
steel toes. Yes, So,so I think that may have helped him
out a little bit. I don'tknow how much, but you're right.
I have a feeling if you're ina flip flop that those toes are different
scenario. You're in flip flops.Yeah, yeah, so he was.

(47:50):
When I left him about an hourlater, he was he was okay.
I was like all right, andhe's like, yeah, he shook it
off a little bit. And then, for some reason, and this makes
zero sense, someone told him tokeep his shoe on because if it's swollen,
it'll keep the swelling down. Thatmakes no sense, zero sense zero.
Now, after the alcohol wears offthe next day, which would be
this morning, I wonder how thattoutle bit. Yeah. I have a

(48:14):
feeling it swelled like Fred flintsto.Remember we dropped the bowling ball on his
foot and it was throbbing like likeI said, like, I don't even
know, like I like, Ithink I apologize, but it's that thing
where it's like, I don't know. It's as much your fault as my
fault. You're both equally in thewrong. I should park. I probably
should have, right, but Ididn't because at what point of you position?
I do have? What point ofyou position where your foot is where

(48:36):
the tire will roll because he wastrying, he was trying to load stuff
into the back seat, and Iguess he had his foot under the car.
Yeah, because the car didn't movethat much. The car only moved
maybe like six inches, but thatwas enough to get over his foot.
One of those things, right,you can't believe the cars on top of
your foot. Yeah, well that'swhat. And then and then, like
I said, we were all laughingbecause he's like, you're on my You're

(48:57):
on my foot, and we're like, what do you mean, like you're
on your foot? Oh no,He's like, no, the car is
on my foot. I was like, all right, Well, then I
got to make the decision. DoI go forward or backwards? Right?
You could cause more Dan if you'reon the front of it. I had
the thing quick. Yeah. Lookat that point, I just stop everything.
Somebody tell me what direction to go. Look, we get back.

(49:21):
What do I think called you kick? You up in bad? Do you
think you got it? Bed?All right? Cops in Mount Juliet,
Tennessee, stumbled into a bounty ofillicit drugs during a traffic stop. They
were disguised as burritos from Taco Bell. Nice try guys, whoa hold on

(49:43):
a second. The cops are dressedup like burritos. No, the drugs
were the drug Oh it would beweird if the cops walked up to your
car in a burrito outfit. It'sTennessee. Man. Initially this was supposed
to be a routine traffic stop,but that started to change when police realized
that identified thirty seven year old womandriving the car had a suspended license and
was one in in three counties.From there, police looked into a bunch
of taco bell rappers that were alsoin the car. Instead of you know,

(50:07):
being tacos, they were drugs.Yeah, but they probably weren't perfectly
rapped like the taco bell typh.The way they wrap them, you can't
rewrap them. That's a professional backthere. Okay, So this Hawk two
girl, right, she's still shestill has that fifteen minutes of fame.
It's it's I think it's starting topit her out a little bit. But

(50:28):
now she has an agency that she'sworking with. Uh and so she now
is talking to people about doing areality show about herself. And so she
said that she's relatable and funny,and so now she wants to try and
turn that into probably like a podcastor reality She's probably right too, man,

(50:50):
because we're drawn to this girl forsomething. It's the accent. She's
cute, so She's from a littletown called Belfast, Tennessee. Right,
she did come out. She finallygot on social media. Dude, it's
a town of eight hundred people.Like it's it's when you see like a
movie and they go to like smalltown, USA. That's where she's from.
And apparently if you sleep on amattress and you have springs in that

(51:12):
mattress, she's probably one of theones that does. She works at a
spring warehouse. She retired, Ohof course she did, but he retired.
Do you know anyone who's ever workedat a spring company that makes it?
I mean, I guess you haveto spring them so they spring,
right, And she not the hottestgirl in the warehouse? And what and
what do you do? Like doyou call it springing, because that's the
only thing I can because you haveto loop them, so it's springs.

(51:35):
I don't know what do you do? I is it like one set of
springs or like do they have manysizes of springs? Can you put them
on the bottom of your shoe andslammed like a basketball? I guess.
So of the questions about springs,so many things, all right, So
being a TSA officer can be abit of a pain. But I guess
they were interviewing a bunch of TSAworkers and they said, what are the

(51:55):
most what were the most dumb thingsyou've ever found in people's luck? Number
one? Chainsaws? I who knowwho's bringing a chainsaw? But they said
a lot of times we find chainsawsin people's luggage. Sex toys that I
get, Yeah, you know youbought your son this the other day.
Throwing knives, bwing knives, yeah, Ninja stars yes, yeah, but

(52:19):
I'm gonna put them in my luggage. Samurai swords yeah, okay, machetes
yeah, snakes, tasers, handgrenades, and fireworks. I got a
I got a stun gun on aplane once. I used to carry it
in a bag and I did thisthing where I was, I drove somewhere.
It was like this big promotion.It was Hurricane Charlie or something.
So I had this bag that Ialways keep my stun gun in. So

(52:42):
I drive down there, do thepromotion. Flying the plane back, I'm
going through my stuff and I somehowgot a stun gun on the plane.
Nice. Yeah, I got througheverything. I'm like, you, guys,
you didn't see the stun gun inthe side pocket of my book bag.
I remember I was flying home,I think from Mexico and I had
put some beer in my bag andfor got, so like I get stopped,
dude, and they do that thingwhere like I have to move aside.

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Now I'm on that like a littleroom, and uh so I remember
the TSA agent. He walks overwith two cans of course light and he's
like, he's like, really,did you think you could get this on
the plane? And I go,dude, I need I forgot it was
even in my bag. And he'slike he's like, well, I gotta
take I got I can't. Iwas like, but you you see what
they are? Can I have them? And he's like, no, you

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can't have them. I have tothrow them away. Yeah, you have
to buy them for twelve dollars ona plane. I was like, I
was like, dude, no one'sgonna know. Just get him to me,
that's all. What am I gonnado? Wax someone over the head
with a course like gam you're goingto spring break? My buddy put out
he had a water gun that lookedlike a real handgun in his bag and
came up. Yeah, yeah,uh there you go. Those people they
have a bed, you not somuch. On July Rock Royalty Well Reunite

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one hundred point seven ZXLS after Isy'sRock Station ZXL Morning Show. My wife
can't understand why I want to gohome. Yes, I want to go
home. I've been in Brigantine forten days now. All I wanted to
do yesterday was pack up everything.I just want to go home. I
like my life at home. Ilike not living out of a suitcase.
There's things that are going on atmy house and I have to catch up

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on. I'm going through the samething. My wife, she loves to
go down to her parents during thesummer. They live ten minutes from the
beach, all the you know,the beach bars and everything like that,
so she loves to go down toher parents' house on the weekends. Right,
this was a long weekend, soshe's been at her parents since Wednesday.
No responsibility. I love it,ye good, right, Yeah,
And then she gets mad at mebecause she's like, I don't understand why

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you're not coming down and spend thenight. And dude, I spent the
fourth of July down there. Islept on an air mattress. Dude,
I'm an adult. I don't wantto sleep on an air mattress. I
slept on my wife, but wehave a beautiful home. I slept on
a couch. Man, I slepton a couch. I'm living out now.
I've got the couple because they havea kid. We gave them the
bedroom. So now I've got totake the clothes that I want the next
morning, and I've got to putthem in a pile somewhere else. The

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whole thing isn't in give me,it's in it. I'll think it too.
I haven't moved my lawn in tendays. I've got to catch up
with all of that stuff. Dude, it sounds like, I mean,
do you do you have your lawnwater? I got my front watered.
I was watering the back because ithits or garden and there's too much water
and everything else. And I justlike the I don't know. I like
the peace and quiet of my dude. I like to sleep in my bed

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even I like my couch. LikeI like everything about my house. I
don't want it. I don't especiallyfor multiple nights. I don't want to
sleep out, even when I goaway. I have a three day rule.
I don't care if I'm at anall inclusive and I'm laying on the
beach. Two days, three daysis fine me. I just want to
get back. There's nothing for thekids to do. Like, well,
they've been on video games all day. What else do you want? They

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have nothing here except for a videogame. What do you want me to
do? I'm not taking guess what. I got tired of the beach too.
We want two days. I'm like, I'm done with the beach.
Yeah, And that might be Ithink we're a little, uh jill jaded
when it comes to like living downhere because we have the beach and so

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we don't have that, Like wecan't romanticize like that vacation anymore because we
have it, and it's so it'slike it's not fun anymore, you know,
It's like it just is something instead. Like, Man, I remember
as a kid, dude, youknow, I lived in like an hour
and a half away from the beach, so it was a big deal when
we went to the beach. NowI live at the beach, and I'm

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like, eh, it's not sogreat. Yeah, we rented the place
out all of August. I waslike, thank god, because even in
August, man I'm just I'm justready to go home. It's just it's
like it's like, all right,I don't know, it was so bad.
Man, A Saturday by myself.No, my brother meets me there,
but I have to get away fromthe family and everything that's going on.
I'm at work, gotta It's fouro'clock Saturday afternoon. I'm playing crafts

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over God. I just needed abreak from you. I'll tell you what,
man, this. I think that'sthe reason my dad got a boat
was he just hated being around mymom and us kids. So he's like,
I'm getting a boat. And thenwe're like, can we go on?
He's like, no, no,no, this is the one.
That's what I want. I wanta jet ski, a one Cedar jet
ski. Hey, everybody, thanksyour calling to They always welcome on the

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show. Glen, We're all apart of it. Stay there, we'll
kick off that rock block. Itis one hundred point sevens XL South Jerseys
Rock Station z XL Morning Show.When you're smiling, smile, When you're
smiling, smiling, smiles with you. And when you're loven, Oh,
you love when the sun comes shiningthrough when you're crying. Let you bring

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on the rind right, stop youstop this side well to be happy to
where is smiling? Let's smile,keep on smiling. I'm no smile.
Rocking around, I know you guysare all My love took me guys on
my way to work. She's like, yeah, warming up ship and I'm

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like, I'm about here. We'rerocking. Hey, thank you you got
to the back. Yeah, keepme laughing. Man, you guys are
great. Good morning guys, Hilaria, let's take it. Oh God,
is it my radio or it's areyou only broadcasting in Manah? This is
the reader's in DJ. Like,if you're on it, I would listened

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to this. Man getting up inthe mornings doesn't suck anymore. Show was
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