THURSDAY 10-16-25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake up.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Wake up.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
In a world of jol mediocre radio in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand about all the rest.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
And this show.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Isn't it? Hey, homie, what's happened to me? Good morning,
mourning man.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
I finally got some like like some type of real
sleep last night. How many hours in a row?

Speaker 2 (00:54):
I want to say?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Okay, okay, So I'm staying at my mom's house because
she's on like late stage, so I'm about fifteen feet
twenty feet from her so I can hear her if
she yells out. For I got three straight hours, okay.
And then I must have dreamt that she yelled my

(01:15):
name because I went, I went, and uh, like there's
a little staircase. I have to go down to check
on her, and I scared the hell out, so she did.
She didn't call for me. I must have dreamt it.
So then but then I fell asleep and I got
another two hours by like three plus two's five? Okay,
But it was like good sleep. It wasn't like you know,

(01:37):
so yeah, but it's on the world's most uncomfortable couch,
a couch that my parents bought in like nineteen sixty eight.
Not comfortable. No, apparently, dude, that's why everyone was nice
by everreak on e freak one. Everyone was every one

(01:59):
was miserable back then. They sat on such uncomfortable furnish
down there, cowboy. Yeah, Like last night, man, I don't know. Man,
I I.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Go to Ferally, I end up sitting there watching, I
end up.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
I don't know. I'm just watching the Delaware football game
on TV. I don't know how, dude, that's two weeks
in a row. Delaware got a national football game. Well,
I think they got their ass. We last night game,
I think they got pretty small. I think it was
like it was like Atlantic Cape Community College they were playing.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
I don't know how.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
University of Delaware, which I love, my daughter goes there.
But how they got two national games in a row
is crazy. Just laying there, It's like I wake up
at one, then go back to see it, wake up
at so now I'm up. It's like three fifteen, like
the night before I was at the three. It's like
why is cause they get up and the only person
you get text is me.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah, you're the only one.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
I can't tell you. I don't get eight hours of
sleep in a nit.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
I was up. I don't get.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Six hours of sleep in a row. I'm not kidding,
because like all it is is I get done the show,
I go go back to my mom's and hang out,
and it's just nurse after nurse coming in, and so
like yesterday, I got up at one am and then
it's like I tried real quick between nurses to get

(03:14):
like a half hour nap and that was it. So
like when I went out last night and I do that.
My my god, bless my wife. Man, She's been a
blessing to all. She I'm like, we're trying to watch
some show or something and I'm just nodding off and
she just went and got me a pillow and I'm
like it, let it go. And then she does that

(03:35):
thing where she just kind of hits me, like pushes
me over just wherever you like. Yeah, She's like she's
like here, just try, just try and get some sleep. Hey, everybody,
see Thursday, we're gonna find a ZXL work Force Employee
of the Day.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
And I apologize to everyone for cursing.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Yeah, yeah, we got it. Yeah, my finger on that button.
We got tickets for the Garden State Comic Con. So
that's gonna be over in violand'll he'll get with tickets
for that coming up.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Just at nite.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
It is one hunch Poite seven z EXL, South Jerseys
Frock Station ZXL Morning Show. Good morning, everybody do it.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Lot, I can allrite it and we'll.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Do it lot.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
And things sucks.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
I'm Scotty, good morning. Here's some news. Foult use on
a Thursday. Faulty engineering led to the implosion. Oh shocker
of that that submarine where they tried to go to
see the Titanic. Oh yeah, number the one that was
controlled by a police station controller.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
You're not kidding.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
The NTSB made the statement in its final report on
the whole failure and implosion of the Titans submersible in
June of twenty twenty three. Everyone on board of the
submersible died instantly in the North Atlantic when the Titan
suffered a kid catastrophic implosion.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Has it descended to the wreck?

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, red flags going up all over that dude,
I watched it.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah. There's a couple documentaries out there.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
And even the director James Cameron, who has gone down
to the Titanic because he did the movie The Titanic.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
He said, he's like he's like, I, dude, I knew
this guy was nuts. Like it was.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
It was crazy. There was the guy who ran this
company and actually took these people's money and let them
go down there, and this like it was like a
gold cart uh down to the Titanic. He's like, I
I threw the red flag constantly on this guy and
no one listened. And not all that money. Why are

(05:34):
you Why are you even experimenting with anything? You have
a great life. These are a billionaires man that died.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Yeah, dude. They said that when like when squashed it.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yeah, when the crash happens, it's like instant and it
just goes from like I don't know, maybe the size
of this room to like a toaster. Yeah, did we
think they were alive for a little bit? Well that
was so that That's the other weird thing. And where
like the coast Guard and like like there was government
agencies are like trying to say like yeah, we hear,

(06:03):
we hear sounds like might be on the like the bottom,
you know, the bottom of the ocean, and.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
It was like, no, dude, they're dead. They're dead.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
I love these and me and you. We had talked
about it. We hadn't booked our tickets yet. If you're
planning to go to Madagascar, the government of the US
State Department has updated its travel advisor. Is that a
real place? I just thought it was a movie. Yeah. Uh,

(06:31):
it's a level three. Reconsider travel. It's a Madagascar. Yes, so,
dude to violent crime and protests taking place in the country.
It looks so nice in the car tooon it is. Remember, yeah,
you gotta move it, move it. Yeah, raccoon.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Yeah, that's dude.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
I remember my kids watch that movie over and over again. Well,
it's not a nice place, and uh, don't go to Madagascar. Uh. Smuckers,
the company Smuckers is now suing Trader Joe's alleging the
grocery chains New Frozen Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches are
too similar to Smuckers on crustables in their design and package. Ching. Well,

(07:09):
how do you change up the design? You smash it
in there and you make it. Amazed. I looked at
the picture. They made the label look just like Smuckers
the label gotcha. So so yeah, so I guess you
can't sue because of the young crustable like the actual
food product.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
But yeah, I mean it's like the same coloring.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
It's almost the same, like you know, font on the labeling,
and so Smuckers is now suing Trader jokes. It's just
like what viilla I said, Uh, my song goes don't
don't don't the dun't dumb and then Queen goes dump
dump dump duntum dump dump. Yeah. Yeah, uh that's news.
What about sports flyers off last night? Take on the

(07:48):
Jets tonight Thursday night football? See the football team? Please
tell me they're taking on the New York Jets. Dude,
it's gotta be the hardest fan base to be, is
a Jets fan?

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Yeah, Like it's it's awful.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah that that the city of New York for football
least have some life back into him right now, still
two and four. But that's how that's how beaten.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Are people are talking about you, dude, the Jets.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
It's just like man like and then you had Aaron
Rodgers and you let that go and and.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
It's like, what's like it's supposed to be the savior.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
He runs in with the flag on Monday Night Football
and then three places later the shredded. It just sucks, man.
So it's just like it's it's yeah to be a
Jets fan, man, And it's been like that since we
were kids. Like I know, right, I know, Joe Namath, right,
the Joe Namath year was awesome. They won the Super Bowl,

(08:47):
get it right, But they've done nothing since. No, Yeah,
I mean you want to talk about a little bit
about but he was that great of a winner, the
one quarterback who like kind of did something for you, Sanchez,
he just yeah, he just got stabbed for trying to
fight a FedEx guy. Yeah, there's a Jets curse out there.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
One hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
There is uh Steelers Bengals that's gonna be tonight for
Thursday Night Football. And Bryce Harper Uh, in just a
second season, has a full time first baseman is in
the running.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
For the Golden Glove Award. There you go. That's news.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
That's sunny Today. Hype to sixty two clear tonight over
no A forty tomorrow for year Friday sunny Hip to
sixty four to forty six outside right now. One hundred
point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station zx UP Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
One hundred point.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station ZXL Morning Show. So
my kid has a fifty in band I have yeah, okay, okay,
is it fifty out of fifty? No? No, this is
fifty out of one hundred. Oh yeah, wow, yeah. I
didn't even know you got graded in band. I don't.
I thought ban was like a thing you do as
like an extra curricular. This just seem like either good

(10:01):
or bad. Like if you're bad at band, then you
don't get on and do the performances. If you're good
in band, then they use you like like why we're
a grade and band? I don't get to show up
go to band. It's like sports. They like you take
care of, like you get cut if you're bad. Right,
So we start going through we have a It must
be a bad band if they're keeping him there and
he has a fifty. Right, Yeah, you can't find another percussionist.

(10:22):
I don't know, maybe in the eighty range.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Does he just not care?

Speaker 1 (10:26):
I shake my head and I've had this conversation. I said, listen,
I know you hate school. I get it. I'm with you, buddy,
it's prison. I get it, but you got to get
through it and your seventh grade. So now it's time
for you to step up. Now. He also has two
assignments missing in math, and you can see all this.
When I was in school, if you missed an assignment,
and here's what it was. First of all, it was embarrassing.

(10:48):
It wasn't like you know, like poor people have like
said those cards now where you don't have to play
out like like food stamps anymore, so there's no there's
no shame in it anymore. It's like, look, he's got
a credit card, Now we pay for that. Anyway, there
used to be shaming, okay, everyone turning your homework and
when you turned around, if the person didn't have your homework,
you're like, damn, you didn't do your homework.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Bro, they don't do it.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
It was made too. I'm and you pretend to pass,
you just pass it by.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
You or I may yeah I just or it made
an excuse.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Yeah you had an excuse. Something happened. I mean, I
don't know. You think my grandmother died like nine times
right because you missed out on that test. You didn't study,
You have things going on at home. But the problem
is is now with these computers, and I don't know.
I give him the benefit of the doubt. He might
have done it, not submitted or anything, but there's no
shame in It's like you're just you're missing out on assignments.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
Now.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
When I had missed out on an assignment, that was
it like if you had a sixty, you had to
nail the rest of your test. You're saying, maybe they
gave you some extra credit. It's like the teacher now
is like your credit can make it up. I'm like,
well that started sort of kind of around our generation,
but even extra credit was just like.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
A little bit.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Sure, you might give you a couple points. Yeah, it
just a little bit. But now like they yeah, they
let kids just retake tests, right, that's it. Yeah, you
get a bad grade on a test. Man, I had
to suffer through sixties and fifties on tests. Yeah, I
didn't have a makeup test. I think I got a
twenty nine one. Jesus, you're not even there. You're not
even trying. But like I'm trying to teach, right, I'm trying.

(12:14):
I said, listen, even though you're getting through assignments, you
also still have to get good grades, like you have
to try. It's almost like school is, you know, just
get by enough to get through school, and they're making
you can you can read, do your homework. I was like,
you're lucky you can do that because you're sitting on
a bad grade of math. But she's gonna let them
make it up. He's come back and he'll probably get
back into the nineties. But school, man, I was like,

(12:36):
it's it's just so easy to it's I don't know, man.
I'm like, listen, you're you're in seventh grade. We gotta
have the conversation why me and my wife are sitting
down and why are you missing assignments? The whole thing.
I'm like, I don't know, man, the good old days
is just turning in the paper we're studying for a test.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
They're gone.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Man, these kids gotta find something that kind of fires
them up. Like right now, my little guy, they have
like a radio television in film uh department at his school. Yeah,
and he's all fired up about it, like we just
got a note from the teacher the other yesterday actually
saying like he's a good kid, loves it, Like I
wish more kids were like him. He's all fired up

(13:13):
about the program. And I'm like, okay, he found what
he likes to do, right, you know if you know
he so I'm like that, you know that helps, and.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Yeah, my band isn't what gets my kid fired up?

Speaker 1 (13:25):
No, no, but I think, did you want him to
do band? Because you like drums? You know what? He
kind of has some interest in some of his friends
were doing and I thought it was kind of cool.
And I said, listen, man, if you want to and
I said that too, if you want to quit band,
then just quit. You gave it a try. You don't
like it, I'm totally fine with it. And he's okay
with it.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
That was my son's sports. Fifty's fifty in it. So
is he okay with her? He's just not like it, dude.
I will tell you this, this is my son with sports.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
I was the dad.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
I pushed my my oldest son in the sports, like coach,
little league, all that stuff. I could tell he hated it,
had no just no drive to do sports. He gets
into high school freshman year, hates everything, like just just
hated school.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
Hated all of it.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
And I'm like and I'm like, man, what am I
gonna do. Like, I hate seeing him like this. And
you know, look, we goofed on these kids growing up
because I was I was an athlete, you know, the
theater kids took him in. Yeah, dude, welcome them in.
The nicest kids, smart kids, goal oriented kids, and an

(14:35):
eclectic for sure group of kids. But dude, they took
him in. The next three years of his high school experience,
with the exception of COVID was awesome. Yeah he's up
there doing Hamlet and loving it. Yeah, like, dude, I
mean he never you know, once again, I'd have to
sit through a play where he had one line.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
But playing a tree.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
They were good kids. They weren't getting in the trouble.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
They were smart kids, and I'm like, man, like that
saved this high school career. So it's like, sometimes it's
not what you want as a parent, but it's something
that they find and they like, Like, I like wood
shop man and all that stuff.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
I'll do that anymore.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
They even't had that in school. So if you were
a kid, like it's only academics where not every kid
is gonna be. I don't know, man into academics like
those guys. I don't they're probably making a ton of
money that they're auto shopping guys are carpenters and union guys.
In wood shop, they didn't have that anymore, working with
your hands now like they you go to these tech schools, well,
even the tech schools. Remember when you go to a

(15:33):
tech school back in the day, it was wood shop.
It was like you would work on cars in school. Yeah,
they don't even do that anymore. These tech schools have
become like real high schools. Kids don't like. It's why
there's no fun during his day. Yeah. Eh, I remember
the worst part of at least middle school was you
had to get into your gym outfit.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
I used to have.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
I used to hate getting have to I have to
go to the locker room and get into the gym outfit.
How many days in a row did you wear the
same shorts as shirt? I did it for weeks at
a time. This guy and my buy some wants to
wash it every time he used it. Those things and
stinking man. I was very fashion heavy in middle school. Yeah,
like I thought, I was like a little vanilla ice.

(16:15):
Look at you, yeah, zeke a Ercci's Did it make
you take your gold chain off? When you played volleyball.
My little guy does wear a gold chain. It makes
me laugh. He wears he wears wife beaters and a
gold chain. It makes me Italian horn. Does the Italian
horn get stuck in the neck? He asked if he
could wear my class ring on his gold chain. We

(16:36):
were going through old stuff at my mom's house and
we found my nineteen ninety eight high school class ring.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
Okay, I was like, is this I forgot I even
had it.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
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Con if you want them six zero nine six seven
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Speaker 2 (16:57):
I did talk to Gary G. Garcia yesterday. Yeah, that's
off from acjokes dot com.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
He is okay with a four pack of tickets for
AC jokes as well as what you're giving away right now.
So we got tickets to acjokes dot com, greatest comedy
club in the world right in Atlantic City, and Garden
State Comic Con if you want them six zero nine
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Speaker 2 (17:21):
We get back. We'll do some rock news. Joe Joe
and Scottie rocknews. Hey, here's some rock news.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
I guess we had some rock news happening over the
weekend in Atlantic City. Foreigner played their last show with
their lead singer in Atlantic City this past weekend, Kelly
Hanson announced that he's done with the band. Now did
everybody know that going to that show? I think he
made the announcement on stage. Wow, So I made the announcement,

(17:57):
And so the band said they're not done and they're
excited for the new future of the band.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
I mean, I don't know, dude, you're Foreigner. I mean,
hold on that ticket stuff.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
Much farther, Well, he didn't quit in the middle of
the show. He finished the shows. But now he's all done,
and I guess they're going to get a new lead singer.
What I'm saying is, if I have a ticket stub
from a Farder show where they're the guy he's quittingn Atho.
But it's one of those things worth thousands. He's not
like the original guy, Like I think he's only been
with the band for like five years. Like he's like,

(18:29):
all right, so you quit, all right, so we'll just
get another guy. Off YouTube That sounds like think you
can sing. Farner, who went through this five years ago,
no doubt, announced that they're gonna play the Sphere in
Las Vegas. So Gwen, Stefani and the boys are back together. Uh,
they've extended more shows. I guess ticket sales are going well.

(18:51):
So it looks like they're gonna do May sixth, eighth, ninth, thirteenth, fifteenth.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
And sixteen.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
I could see that being a pretty successful show, no doubt, dude.
They got hit, They got hits. Yeah, I've seen no
have I seen. I don't think I've ever seen, no
doubt I've seen when Stefani by herself. Oh she's not fat,
she's you know, dude, she's beautiful, all right, because I
see videos pop up of remember Lisa, Lisa in the
colt jam. Oh dude, I don't know how I got

(19:20):
on you must be you, yeah, because I get it
on this algorithm where what's that music called?

Speaker 2 (19:26):
It's freestyle freestyle and it's dude.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
And they go and they play these like rooms of
like fifteen twenty people at Philadelphia's in Deptford and and dude,
it's like these yeah, like they had one hit in nineteen.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
Eighty nine and now they're out there and yeah, like
they's fat.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Yeah, like the one girl couldn't breathe and she's trying
to sing like little Susie.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Is it little Susie anymore?

Speaker 1 (19:49):
She's not little Susie. No, Gwen Stefani has hold herself
together pretty well. I think she was doing the thing
on the voice right that was she was a judge
on one of those those shows. Uh. But yeah, back
with the boys from No Doubt and they're going to
play the spear in Las Victors. Date the girl from
Pretty Poison? Did I date the girl from Pretty Poison?

(20:10):
Where you have Pretty Poison? What was the song? I
hosted a award show with Jade Starling from Pretty Poison?

Speaker 2 (20:22):
From Pretty Poison?

Speaker 1 (20:23):
I also hosted it with Tiffany Okay, Uh, I think
we're alone now that's another one I can't.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
And who is the guy? Young M?

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Yeah, Young MC was also there.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
No, did I ever date Jade Starling? No, she could
be my mother. She's she's up there in age. Uh dude,
I remember. And once again, you got you got to
dive deep to know who Pretty Poison is. Our sales
manager at the time goes up to her and uh

(21:04):
and he goes, uh, hey, nice to meet you, and
she's like, oh, hell, so are you a fan? He
goes of what and she goes, oh, I'm from I'm
Jade from Pretty Poison.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
He goes, what's pretty? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Right there, man? And why are you saying hello? I
know you're a big fan of Iron Maiden. Okay, well,
Iron Maiden now is making an official coloring book so
kids can run for their lives, uh and have a
coloring book. You know they have the big mascot Eddie.
That's all right? Yeah, well is that? Do I get

(21:39):
the color color?

Speaker 2 (21:40):
You got the color in Eddie? I guess so. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
It's the official Iron Maiden coloring on the iHeartRadio anniversary
with Iron Do Christmas. I don't have much going on
in my life because I'm just strand. I did at
my mom's house because she's in hospice and so like

(22:03):
I just have to sit there and kind of watch
her die, which is fun.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
You not a hobby.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
I was thinking like maybe like a model or something
like a model ship or something like build build stuff. Yeah,
like yeah, like a model car. See you waste time?
Remember that would whittle something out of wood?

Speaker 2 (22:18):
Remember that was a thing back in the day, you
would have a model kit.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
Yeah, I did. I remember, okay, okay, I remember. It
was a hobby shop near my house. And I remember
getting a figure of the six million dollar Man. Okay, right,

(22:45):
and and I had to paint it. Yeah, and it
came with the paint and everything to paint the six
million dollar man. It's pretty cool, yeah, I guess, is
it cool?

Speaker 2 (22:54):
I mean?

Speaker 1 (22:54):
And then some guys man would get way into it,
like I never got in the legos and stuff, but
like some guys, my son, my oldest son, took it
way too seriously. Like you'd spend you know, days doing
all these Lego sets. You'd have model glue on your Fingersman,
your fingers will stick together. I remember those days. And
you couldn't play with them. That was That was my

(23:15):
whole fun they see, that was the whole thing was.
I never got doing the model stuff because you couldn't
play with the stuff. That was my whole thing. With legos, Okay, cool,
you just built the Millennium Falcon, but you can't can't
do anything with it. You should play with legos. Then
while you're hanging out with your mom sits there. So
I just sit around, you know, watching her die, which

(23:36):
is fun.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
But yesterday, you know, there's nurses that.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
Come in, and there's there's aids that come in and
you know, they make sure she's you know, getting bathed
and everything like that, right, stuff that I don't have
to do, which is awesome. Right. So some nurses she likes,
some nurses she doesn't like. My mom likes the talkative nurse,
like you know, my mom likes that, the chit chat.

(24:04):
You know, the nurse is very kind and gentle. Well,
yesterday she has a nurse who's very nice, but she's
quiet and she's kind of she's like she's tough on her.
She's like, no, you're gonna do this, like yo, book
and so and so. She's this Jamaican broad right, and

(24:24):
she's very nice, but like I said, she kind of
bullies my mom into getting getting stuff done. Which what
is what you need sometime to eat? You gotta make
sure you eat. Did you know my mom's going on
three weeks not eating really?

Speaker 2 (24:39):
Yeah? Wow, it's a diet and a half.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
Yeah, I've heard of fasting, but I don't know if
there's a twenty one day yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's how
we know that it's probably not going to be long.
And so, uh so the woman leaves right, you know,
it takes care of my mom gets the betting all
squared away and her all cleaned up. And my mom
is still with it enough where she's like, I don't

(25:03):
like her, and I go, who don't you like? She's like,
she's like, I like the other woman better. She goes
this woman bullied me, okay, and I said, I said, Mom,
I said, she's just I used to work with Jamaicans.
Jamaicans are very strong willed people. They're very hard workers,
and they're very to the point. And so my mom

(25:23):
didn't like that. So I said to my mom, I said,
I said, Mom, she's Jamaican. She she's she's you know,
she's just trying to get the job done and she
wants the best for you. She goes who she was,
she's a little rough, and I was like, yeah, she's
trying to get you, you know, up and up and rolling. Yeah,
and uh and I said, I said, it's just you know,
that's when you know, it's it's kind of the Jamaican way.
They're just they're hard workers. And she goes, yeah, and

(25:47):
this is the line that cracked me up. And even
in her dementia, riddle mind, she came up with this line.
She goes, she might be Jamaican, but she's being paid
with American money. Oh yeah, that's like the kartas says, Uh,
they should pick up my trash cans because I pay
their salary. Dude, I text, I text the family text
and I go, bitch, Lynn is back. Yeah, nice to

(26:09):
see a little fire. This was my this was my
mom growing up. Dude, this is my mom. Was the
original Karen, the og Karen. And I'm like, absolutely, this
is this is this? What is what's gonna take that
get you off your deathbed? Is just get angry? Yeah,
I mean, but said, this woman has a job to do.
She's there to do that. She's gonna roll on to
the next What.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
The problem is.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
She had another nurse who was like overly friendly and talkative,
and you know, I guess was real gentle with her.
But then sometimes you're gonna have people that aren't you know,
like people work different ways, and some people want to
be talked to with some don't. Like Uh, well, my
wife and I do. We we do couples massages and
she always gets home and she's like fancy pants. She's like, uh, well,

(26:50):
don't talk to them because sometimes like, hey, how you doing,
you know, what do you and well we'll just chat
a little bit. But my wife wants the experience of
just sitting there and having some strange woman rubber down
in the you know, the couple's massage room rubs. I
could be rubbed. You know, what's it. I brought this
up yesterday. This is this is interesting. So a woman
is okay with a woman giving her a massage, sure, right,

(27:11):
but not okay with a guy giving her massage, which
I get because if that guy is straight, then certainly
there's something there you're rubbing down at check, I get it.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
There's no way you're not going to chomp up like
a couple of porns. Where that starts.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
It starts there, yeah, the massage room, whatever, and then
it escalates from there. Yeah, sometimes there's a hole in
the bed. But I don't like. But I would never
have a guy like rub me down, because I don't
I'd rather have a guy would be better, right, Okay,
if you could, if you could.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
Take away all the like, oh, like it's so gay.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
I bet a guy because a guy knows what a
guy feels like and the hands like the strength of
the hands. Yeah yeah, I bet that could be pretty good.
But once again, the way we grew up, we're like, oh,
a guy's touching it just it just feels wrong. But
you're right if you're going in there for like you,
I don't know, relax, I don't know. I still couldn't relax.
Yeah you so yeah, so so. Look, I worked with

(28:05):
Jamaicans when I first got in the radio. It was
the first thing I did was I produced a Jamaican
radio show. Was it a Jamaican station. It was a
rock station. And then we would flip back in the
day kids radio stations would drop format right like a
rock station. I think on Sunday morning, like you do
shows like Loveline, it was a sex talk show at night.

(28:27):
Then on Sunday mornings we'd have a blue show hosted
by Damn Ackroyd. And then Sunday afternoons we would have
a four hour reggae show. It was called You're Jamaican
Me Crazy Sunday afternoons. So I believe it was the
Sounds of the Caribbean Oka and it was a retired
Jamaican cop and I love the guy. He was awesome
and I was his producer and I got to learn

(28:50):
about Jamaica and Jamaican's and yeah, we would take it
out on the road and dude, you talk about good food.
You go out to these like live events, it was
nothing but red stripe and great jerked chicken. The jerk chicken.
Oh dude, it was the food was so good. And
every time that the host his name was Michael Thomas.

(29:11):
I hope he's still around sound Jamaican at all. So
he so we'd be at these like these Caribbean theme
bars and stuff, and he would be like, Scott Tea,
do you want do you do you want to drink?
And I was twenty one, I just turned twenty one,
and I was like, yeah, yeah, Michael, I would love
to drink.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
And he would come back with two red stripes.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Every time he would come back with two red stripes
and he would put him down on the table and
I go, Michael, like, you don't have to get me
two beers every time, and he goes, dude, And this
is a fantastic line and I still use it to
this day. He goes, A bird can't fly with one wing.
Look at that and I go, Okay, dude, get a

(29:50):
lot of a lot of knowledge. It was me.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
I was. I was quasi And all the songs have
Poonani in them.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
Oh yeah, every every reggae song has the word Poonani
in it somewhere. Yeah. I like Jamaica more than I
did Mexico. It was a more Jamaica Jamaica. Yeah yeah, yeah,
or relaxed vibe I think of Jamaica. Yeah, dude, it was.
It's interesting, tough, tough town. Jamaica is a tough country.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
But but yeah, it was. It was fun time. But
my mom did not like the Jamaica Jamaican's okay.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Yeah yeah yeah she she might be Jamaican, but she
makes American money. We'll lunch your play seven ZXL, South
Jersey's rock station. On the ZXL Morning Show. My wife
calls me fifty percent Joe. Now we've talked about this
because and me and you both do this. We'd start
a job and we get you used to be I
think eighty percent. I was eighty five percent, and I

(30:41):
felt pretty good at eighty five because you would start
a job and get like almost done, but then get
bored and other stuff comes up in life and then
you just don't finish that job. Like I would trim
out my basement, but I'd lay out the trim, but
I would never I didn't nail it in till lake later,
where I've never walked away from a project and said, wow,

(31:02):
one hundred percent complete, I don't have to do it.
Like I'm still missing crown molding in my little movie
theater room. But so I'm eighty I was eighty five percent.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
Eighty five.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
It's just pretty good. I mean, that's a bee. So
my wife now in the school a grading system. I
tell the wife and some of us and I'll go
through some shopping. So I go to Walmart and they
had to pick up some stuff and there's hot dogs
and all the other stuff. So I get hot dogs
and a package of hot dogs for the kids because
I'm trying to make it easy when the mom in
law is in town, so to make the lunch for
the kids when we're going. Yeah, I come home. I

(31:31):
feel good. I've got everything I had. Like again, the
list was this, this, this, this, and hot dogs? Right, Yeah, dude,
I have my phone out. Well, my wife gives me
a list of stuff and by the way, it it,
I hate it. I hand my wife a notepad and
I say, write out a list of stuff you need
at the store. She refuses to write it on hard paper,

(31:53):
and she texts it to me. I'm with her, and
I like the text. But the problem is my phone.
It goes like it goes into like sleep mode after
like thirty seconds. So then I'm constantly having to put
my password in the face recognition and I'm like, if
you just wrote it down, I would have a piece
of paper in front of me. I like holding onto
a hard piece of paper. I take it, I copy it,

(32:15):
and then I put it on my little notepath. So
now as I get the items, I delete it off.
So now I'm like, okay, well the only thing left
is dude. I have you know how many times when
I go to the store and my wife gives me
a list of stuff because she, you know, she's like
your wife, like she eats weird stuff. I call her constantly, yeah,
from every aisle, and I'm like, where do I find this?
Why I have to do this? Because she'll tell me.

(32:36):
I'll say, Okay, they didn't have it, like the tortilla's
tortilla shells or whatever it is. I'm like they don't
have it, but now shed ah, they have it. You
just work on You weren't looking in the right place.
So what I do now is they must they must
think I'm a weirdo. I'll take it and I'll video
the whole aisle. And then now if I have to
go back and like rewind the tape, I could say, look,

(32:57):
you can see that they're not you know, they're not there.
Or a facetimer and the Walmart you can't a good signal.
It's breaking up. I'm like, where are they tell me
where they are?

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Dude? We do that.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
We're staying at my mom's house right watching her die,
which is cool, and uh, I go back to our
house and she has me in her closet and she's like,
you gotta facetimeing and it's like I got a facetimer
and she's like, you got it, okay, go over here,
go over here, and I'm like, I have no idea
what her closet like where stuff is, And now it's

(33:30):
like a it's it's it's like a you know those
escape rooms, That's what That's what it felt like, trying
to get stuff that she wanted out of her closet.
I Meanwhile, my wife can ask me for a screwdriver.
I'll say it's in the tool chest, third drawer down
to the right. I know exactly where things are. So
I get home from Walmart. I've got everything I have
to do, including the hot dogs. She says, hmm, did

(33:50):
you get hot dog buns? Damn no, because they weren't
on the list. But I should know better. Yeah, now
I have fifty percent, Joe, Now you only get half done.
I'm like, I don't know. I'm pretty high. I got
everything else done other than the bunch. So if you're taking.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
All, yeah, I'm kind of with her.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
If you're taking all, like, I don't know eight things
that I got minus the one, my percentage is much
higher than fifty percent. But I should have known better
to get to hop.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
Yeah, you buy hot dogs. It goes with the buns.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
They should actually have the hot dogs. Buy the hot
dog buns right there with it. You know. The problem
is a lot of stores. It's on the opposite side
of the store. So you got the bread sections on
one side and then the hot dogs on the other side.
It should all be together. You should staple it together.
One and I pick one up and both of them come.
But she's right. But if this is my kid, I
would be like, hey, knuckle ahead, well.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
We have no bun.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
If I sent my kid to store to do that,
I would call them a knucklehead. Meanwhile, I'm the knucklehead
has a especially when I got divorced, right, dude, I
I have done that move more than I'd like to admit.
Where I've given my kids hot dogs but on Hamburg
buns because I forgot hot dog jeese. It doesn't even
it barely works. Okay, okay, it does if you cut

(35:06):
the hot dog in half. Yeah, I get it.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
And then you double it up right, and so it
can work. Dude.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
The worst I ever, the worst thing I ever committed
was English. I used to make these English muffin pizzas
for the kids, right, and they love them.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Right, super easy.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
When you're divorced, Dad, English muffin, you toast it a
little bit, put some tomato sauce and cheese on it.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
Mini pizza.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Do you throw the English muffin up in the air
when you're making it? Yes? Like so one one time
I didn't have any tomato sauce, but I had cheese.
I had an English muffin, so I made it with sausa,
and I tried to convince the kids that it was
tomato sauce. Yeah, we've done it with actually, like spaghetti
sauce before. You gotta use the pizza sauce.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
But saucy.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
You're not even in the right box, dude. I think
my daughter was like seven at the time. Even she
was like, what is this? This is what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (35:58):
What are you doing? Dad? Spaghetti sauce is like right,
church wrong, pew. Yeah, I'm not even in the church
at this point.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
I think she put her hand on my shoulder and
she's like, is everything okay?

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Look, we uh we get back. We'll knock out some trash.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Oh why love trash? Anything thirty or doing anything racket
rock or roughing? Yes, love trash.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
Hey, here's some trash for you.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Victoria Beckham, that's Posh Spice, married to David Beckham, the
soccer player. They're having a I guess their kids are
a little bit older now. Their kids are like, I
think in their late teens, early twenties, and they're beefing
with their parents. But the problem is it's out the
public now. And she said that the negative headlines about

(36:59):
our kids are are very horrible. Cut that money off,
cut that money thing. We think gossip is bad here
in the States, right in America, but you go over
to England, dude, the gossip magazines are like one hundred
percent worse.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
They killed Princess Diana, did well? I mean well, I
think the royal family killed Princess Diana. Uh.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
Kat Stickler, she's coming up in the news. She's a
TikTok star hot girl. I've been following her for years.
She uh, she broke up with a guy, and now
she's linked to John Mayer, the singer.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
So you know John Mayer. He's like twenty years older
than she is.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Now, what's her content?

Speaker 2 (37:43):
Like what she do?

Speaker 1 (37:44):
She started with her husband, there were a young couple,
just had a baby, and then they she started to
get famous on TikTok like she liked, they got some
real traction.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
First thing she did was drop the husband. Oh sure,
they got John Mayer.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Then she was starting to run around with uh with
like kind of kind of quasi famous people, you know,
got some real money. And her content is pretty much
her single mom dating that kind of thing. You know,
it's it's stuff that our wives watched, right, but I
end up watching it. She's all right, Like some of
the stuff makes me laugh. Kim Kardashian, I actually watched this.

(38:24):
I like Kim Kardashian after what changed my mind about
Kim Kardashian not the porn tine. She hosted SNL a
couple of years ago, and she was hilarious. She made
fun of herself. She was she's she sounded educated. You know,
she could you know, she was good in the skits
and blah blah blah. So she's on the Call Her
Daddy podcast yesterday and she said, it's, uh, it's tough

(38:50):
having kids with Kanye West. Yeah, she said that he
has not seen the kids in a couple of months,
but she is always open to when he wants to
see the kids, but she says it goes a long
time between him seeing the kids. They have four kids together,
by the way. Yeah, it's gotta be tough in a
relationship where you're trying to be a good mom. And
I don't know if she's a good mom or not,

(39:11):
but you know, Duge, she honestly and I know she's
you know, she lives in a whole different world from
from us when it comes to money, which by the way,
was built off of corn tape and O. J.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
Simpson.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
But she seems pretty down to earth like in the interview,
like she seems just like she's a chick. She's just like, yeah,
this is this is my life, like, you know, talks
about how she like, you know, bustballs with her sisters
and stuff like that. I don't watch the show, like
the reality show, so I don't. I don't, but like
I don't know, I I like her. But every other Thursday,

(39:49):
Dad shows up with this you know girlfriend. She's wrapped
in I don't know, clear plastic and they come to
pick up. It's like she said that, she said he
would go, and he brought up that he definitely suffers
the Kanye West suffers from mental illness. She's like, he
would have these these manic episodes where all of a sudden,

(40:10):
there'd be five Lamborghinis in their driveway with that and
then she's like okay, and then the next day she'd wake.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Up and they'd all be going.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
It's like she's like, that's hard to do, you know,
it's hard to deal with. Uh. Diane Keaton the actress
we all know her from The Godfather, the Woody Allen movies.
Michael's wife right, father of the bride.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
She was Michael's wife. Yeah, annoying.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
It looks like she was annoying. The cause of death
was pneumonia, so yeah, she she died last week. She
wanted to ask her for Annie Hall with the Woody
Allen films. It's like something you could get over, like
you get to what doctors like, Oh, you got nine

(40:59):
year old dude, take this and go oh when you're
old dude.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
It's if it gets you, it gets you quick.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Dude, Dog the Bounty Hunter remember him, His son, who
was a cop, was in a car crash that killed somebody.
And I guess he was put on leave because he's
a real cop. He's not like Dog the Boundy Hunter
pretending to be a cop. And he's been reinstated after.
I guess they did a investigation and found that it
wasn't his fault with these jack guys with long blonde hairs,

(41:31):
kids killing people with cars.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
Him and Hogan, Uh yes, is that a thing there?

Speaker 1 (41:37):
And remember dude, when Bruce Jenner was just going from
Bruce to Caitlin, Remember he killed somebody in a car.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
Yeah, do you remember that. Yeah, yeah, uh and uh
let's see here.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Do you want to know the Hollywood Reporter put out
the fifty hottest influencers?

Speaker 2 (41:57):
I guess that's all TikTok stuff, right, Yeah? So dude, many.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
Okay, do you know who drew the board days is?
I'm not going to know an I don't know any
of these because I don't watch for content. For example,
I'm going on this I'm going down this thing now
where it's mister Rogers and he's with Tupac. That's cool,
and they're sitting next to each other. He's like, Tupac,
what do you think about these like nuts? Or he's

(42:24):
like what kind of nuts? Like these nuts on your chin?
That's what I'm getting on TikTok. But I can't go
to anybody be like, I like what you're saying, Like
you're giving me information. My wife does. Number number one
is a supermodel and a TikTok star, Alex Consi. Number two,
I've kind of heard of this girl, Alex Earl.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
She's a TikTok Star's just normal.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
People with opinions, just like you and I. Bowman, Martinez, Reed,
Brittany Broski, Brooke Averac and Connor Wood Khalib, Herron Delaney,
Rowe drew a fellow. I dude, I don't know who
any of these people are, but they're big influencers on ticktures.
They're millionaires.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
I'm sure, oh dude, millions on top of millions.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
But my wife will tell me something like, oh, I
saw this on Tiktoker's Like you know that, right, there
is just a regular person that's just giving you their opinion,
and then I can find another TikTok that's going to
say the opposite. I follow a girl who's on OnlyFans.
She's some Midwest girl. You know, she's a seven three

(43:27):
hundred and fifty thousand dollars a month.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
She miss a crazy mith, right, Like, what do you
have that's so important?

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Because guys are creepy and they'll sign up for her
only Fans.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
There you go. Some trash for.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
Rates are slowly ticking down, gold and silver are up,
and luck be a lady in go function. Damn. Hey,
good morning, ZXL.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
Hey, Hey doing man, doing well? Buddy?

Speaker 1 (43:53):
What's your name?

Speaker 3 (43:53):
Carmen?

Speaker 1 (43:54):
All right, Carmen, we'll make you the ZXL Workforce Employee
of the day. You got two pairs of tickets. How
about this, well, you got yeah more than that, I
think four packet tickets for acjokes dot Com. You got
six tickets and then you got a pair of tickets
for the Garden State Comic Con Come on the Vine
one so, uh you can see a fun night of comedy.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
It's great, dude. We love the guys there at AC jokes.
What's that.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Well Gary, Gary g Yes, yeah, Gary c is his cousin. Yeah,
you'll see, dude. He's the little he's he's he's like
a he's like four eight and he's a little Puerto Rican, yeah,
and Puerto Rican alf and he has a tinfoil hat
on because he he loves conspiracy. So so yeah, dude,
he's hilarious. You're gonna you're gonna love it. Ac jokes

(44:38):
dot Com is the website. So you got tickets for that.
You got tickets for the Garden State Comic Con, which
is gonna be fun if you're a big fan of
comic books and that kind of stuff and you know
pop culture. Uh so, so yeah, we're gonna hook you up.
All right, big Carma, what's your job, man?

Speaker 2 (44:52):
What do you do?

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Flor contract all right putting down floors. That guy, good
good news. I haven't replaced yet because you don't. You
guys don't still you guys.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
Still don't do the the hammering with your knee, right.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
Idea?

Speaker 2 (45:11):
Yeah, who thought it.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
Was a good idea to put carpet down and then
run your knee into a piece of plastic that has
metal on the end.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
What was that, dummy?

Speaker 1 (45:20):
Yeah, dude, I remember watching a guy do that, and
I'm like, that can't There's no way that's good for
the body. You know, it catches up with you. Yeah,
all right, Caren, you stay on hold. We're gonna get
all you're infar right. It is the CXL Morning Show
one hundred point seven z XLS Outh Jerseys rock and
roll radio station and streaming on the iHeartRadio app. I

(45:42):
I I don't like when they fight, but it is
funny when they fight. When my uh wife and my
oldest daughter fight, and my oldest daughter's car is in
the shop, so my wife is now taking her to
work every day. So when they're I always used to

(46:06):
say this, when they're under the same roof, fireworks happened.
So when they're when there's some distance, they have great,
a great relationship like that with everything, Like I don't know,
these guys that live in separate houses, it's got to
be a beautiful thing for their marriage. And I used
to tell my wife that all the time. I said,
she needs to go out on her own. You need
some separation. And so now they're stuck. Every morning, they're stuck,

(46:30):
you know, together for this you know, thirty five to
forty minute trip. So I guess fireworks happened yesterday in
the car. Apparently they got into a huge fight. You
can't walk out of that car either. You're stuck in
the car, right, And so I get the text from
the wife first, and it's like, oh bah bah blah

(46:51):
blah blah blah, I've had enough, but blah buh buh
buh bu bu. But it's just like, okay, all right,
all right, take a breath. You get her side. So, yeah,
well you gotta have the wife. I gotta have the
white side, gotta have the wife side, right, I'm team wife.
So she texted me all this stuff and I said, okay,
I said, I'll talk. I'll talk to her. So then
while my wife is texting me about the fight, now

(47:14):
my oldest daughter is texting me, and she's like, your
wife is insane. He's telling you her side. She doesn't
even call her her mother. Yeah, she goes, your wife
is insane.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
Right when your kid's bad? Well, your son just messed
up in school.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
And so now she's telling me her side of the story.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
And I'm just going back and forth and I'm and
I wanted to text back to both of them, and
I go, do you understand I'm staring at my mom dying? Yeah,
like my mind like I'm I'm here, stuck in a
house of hospice and you guys are fighting, and I dude,
here's the here's the funny part. I couldn't even tell
you what they were fighting about. Yeah, that hasn't come
up yet inane.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
It's just they're fighting. So I go, I go, okay,
so what's gonna be the resolution?

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Here's my my you know, my my wife South Philly
brought Italian Italian heat. She you know, flies off the
handle and she's like, mo, I'm done done. And I
was like, Okay, you're not done. You're not it's you,
it's your daughter, You're not done. And then uh, and
then the my oldest daughter is like it's fine. I'm

(48:17):
just gonna get my own ride from here on, And
I go, who, how are you gonna get your own Like, like,
you're not, you're not. We know that's not gonna happen.
At the time, she has to put her foot down.
She needs to end this argument, say that I'll do
it myself and that. So that's the problem with the
ladies in my life, right. So what happens is they

(48:38):
go a little crazy at first, but sometimes you go
a little too far and then it's hard the real back. Yeah,
because that's always gonna be your mom, that your daughter.
You know, it's all over. You're gonna have dinners with
them holidays. So by the end of the day, my
wife had to go pick my daughter up because she
doesn't have a car, right, because it's in the shot. Well,

(49:00):
what happened to get in to ride herself? So yeah,
it never happened. So so yeah, my oldest daughter also
has a problem with follow through. Yeah, and so so
that doesn't happen. So I text my wife and I go, so,
what are you gonna do? She goes, I'm just gonna
pick him up. So I I my wife gets back home.
I talked to her.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
I go, so, how was the car ride? She goes, Oh,
we just didn't talk that okay, Yes, it was just
a quiet car ride.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
It's got to be awkward, man, Yeah, I was like,
I was like, I mean, not everything has to be
a fight, like even with my wife too. Like if
we have like a disagreement and argument or whatever, I
even like even afterwards, I'm like, it is kind of silly.
And then I just say, you know what, you know,
it happened. You know I said something, she said some things.
You know. I even I'll just I'll just lick my

(49:46):
wounds to say, you know, I'm sorry whatever, because I
don't want that anxiety and house like we've had like
discussions where now she's walking by me, I'm betting on
college basketball or football and stuff, and it's just awkward.
I'm like, well, why why are we having what converence?
What happened in that car that can't be taken care of?
Did you hear? Did you hear what happened? Do you
have to take sides like that's his wife, big wall

(50:07):
where you're like, you know, it's really nothing to take
sides on. I think they look, we've got a lot
of stuff going on in our life right now. And
I and that's what he's trying to explain to my
oldest daughter. Everyone's under a whole bunch of stress. You
don't need this right now. And like yeah, like like
so everyone's gonna kind of be, you know, on pins
and needles. So you got you can't you know. And

(50:27):
I think a lot of it was like you're kind
of making this about yourself and you need the kind
of like you know, you know, you know, maybe you
just kind of you know that things lie for a while.
Like I've sided with my son over my wife in
a very You gotta tell that he does kind of
make a point if you listen to what he's saying.

(50:50):
He is making a little point that my wife hates
it because that'll happen where I'll then go for the
assist to my little guy and I go, what do
you think? And when he sides with me, it makes
my wife even matter. Yeah, he needs to figure that out.
He's like the way to do that. He's like daddy's right,

(51:10):
Oh him, I could see both sides being right in
this conversation. Yeah, and then he's a ballbuster too, so
he'll do it sometimes just the bust balls.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
Yeah that's yeah, but you.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
Know your audience.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
But it's so funny because I because I'm I don't.
I'm like, uh, what is it? Switzerland?

Speaker 1 (51:30):
That is? Uh?

Speaker 2 (51:31):
That that that you know?

Speaker 1 (51:32):
It's just a it's it's a country that has no
allegiance to anyone else. So I'm Switzerland. So my wife's
texting me venting about our oldest. My oldest is texting
me venting.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
About her mother. And I'm just like, okay, all right, guys,
I have other stuff going on. Can I can I
get off this text threat?

Speaker 1 (51:54):
And you're dealing with Russia.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
And Ukraine right now? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I'm
I'm I'm Poland look we get back, we'll do a
thing called if you think you haven't bet, you think
you've got in bed.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
I don't think we have a bad There's a special
level of hell that only people who've worked as waiters
and waitresses know. Like it's a tough job. It really is,
because you got to deal with some real crappy people.
So I guess they took a survey of a bar
in Tuscaloosa, Alabama.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
Right, that's where University Alabama is.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
And they are sharing nightmare scenarios of working in the
service industry, Like that'd be a nice place to work
a bunch of college kids.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
You know, well, this is a big thing too. I
try not to do.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Separate checks. They said, that's the biggest thing. When you
have to deal with separate checks. I love it. And
when I was in Nashville with my buddies, the girls
were smart. They would give a separate chest because you
know we're gonna you're gonna get you gotta let them
know early, like like when you open up the conversation
with the waitress waiter, you go, hey, we're gonna do

(53:13):
separate checks. That so that way they can put it
in the system like that, when you wait till the
last second to tell them, it kind of sucks. Uh.
They also said high school students, like school students are
the worst people to deserve. I believe that. Man. They
don't tip it all. I mean they don't even know

(53:33):
what to do. Being out of silverware, they said, a big,
big issue is you just run out of silverware. It
seems like an easy fix, I guess because you got
like if you got a big crowd, they're using the silverware.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
Yeah, and now you gotta get it washed and back
on the tables.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
H when you're when they cut servers right and they're like, hey,
it's not busy, you can go home early. And you're
the only one and you got a huge crowd, and
now you're like in the weeds. Yep, when creepy guys
come in and ask you by name to serve them.
Oh like I want Jennifer.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
Yeah, that's weird too.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
Just get your food, man, Dude.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
I remember we.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
Had as like a strip club. We had a restaurant
that my parents went to every Friday night. Uh, it's
a shout out in Blackwood. It was called Guitar Dooes. Right.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
My parents would get.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
So friendly with the waitresses that were in like they
were in college that my parents would be like, hey, like,
if you guys want.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
To go down the shore, you can stay at our house.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
So I do. I'd show up to my parents little
shorehouse in Ocean City and it would be the waitress
from the restaurant that we go to. That's awesome, But dude,
I'll tell you what they would go they you know,
they probably were in high school college, and you know,
it was funny, like we got the watch because they
stayed friendly with my parents. We got to watch them

(54:57):
like kind of grow up and get real jobs and
everything like that, and my dad probably was banging it.
An English teacher has been fired after in incorporating a
sex toy into our lesson plan. Why why do we
need to do well? It depends if I have five
dildos and I take away two dildos, how many dildos
do I have? Led them? So? Catherine Matthews was teaching

(55:20):
in England after a colleague reported her telling the story
of someone who stuck a dildo with a suction cup
on the back of his bedroom door. The graphics story
continued with the man backing up onto the dildo, but
his grandfather flung the door open, which is in here,
which left him bleeding everywhere. So he's telling this story

(55:41):
was classroom. Wow, it was his last day at the school.
He has been fired. So so okay, So I know
what you're talking about. There's these sexual pleasuring devices that
can They have suction cups and you put them against
the wall.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
He must have put it up up against the door. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
He was then standing by the door and with his
pants down, and then the dad opened the door and yeah,
he just had a little bit of an answer. Okay,
I got a question. Was it already was tip already in?
Because what are the chances? Yeah? Yeah, because if you
fill open the door, you've got to have great aim.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
And why is it on the door right right?

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Again? How does this fall into the lesson? I guess
is what I'm asking. I don't know why he decided
to tell the school that just be teachers. No one cares,
so you date what you do. Just teach my kids,
that's all U. If you're curious about what politicians have
on their Spotify playlist, well here you go.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
Here. It was a I guess the questions were asked
to politicians about what they have.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
Tim Wall seems like a show tunes kind of guy.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
He's not on the list, Okay. Jd Vance, this can't
this can't be.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
It's got to be country and hip hoop. Justin Bieber
and Backstreet Boys, come on digging that show, okay, Ron
Desantez Party in the USA by Miley's Maybe we got
to rethink this cabinet. Pete Boudage, come on, okay, come on.
Retrograde by James Blake, Who's that? And Hakeem Jeffries. Uh

(57:20):
We Found Love by Rihanna and Calvin Harris. Well, no,
I'll be honest.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
I like Jeffreys playlist, all of them, and he also
Bad Girls by.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
M I A Jesus music. Yeah, I don't know this.
I don't think this is a real list. I think
this is a made up one.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
Oh there you go. Those people they have a bet
you not so much.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
Races are slowly ticking down one hundred point seven z
xls after Jersey's Rock Stations Exo MO show. I might
try and work a nap into my schedule each day.
And this sounds silly that you are in A man
would be taking a nap. You are getting older. Remember
remember mister Wilson and Dennis the Menace. He would always
try and take a nap on his hammock and then

(57:59):
Dennis would always wake them up. Yeah, he was always
making noise so he couldn't do it.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
Because I feel like we're out of here all right.
So I'm usually home by like tennis. We'll wrap up
the show at nine. Then I get a ton of
stuff done. So like around twelve thirty or one, I've
got everything I need to do. I got my full
time job out of the way.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
You know something people call it a siesta.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
Is that what a siesta might take a siesta like
yesterday by like by twelve thirty, I've got the grass cut,
all that's edged and everything else. I'm like, well, now
what I do? And I used to feel guilty for
taking a nap, but I don't know when when the
kids get home, it's homework, it's activities. Then it's like,
you know, we come home, we be oh, yeah, we
have dinner together, we do our thing, and I moves you.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
Up to bed.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
I used to feel guilty. I think I'm gonna start
working a two hour nap in every day.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
Right now, I feel like asked, I didn't sleep at
all last night? Anything over a half hour. I feel
like you wake up and you feel like crap because
your body feels like it's supposed to get like a
full time amount of sleep, and then you wake yourself
up and you feel almost hung over. So yeah, I
could do twenty minutes. Yeah, so like like like and

(59:06):
that's uh. They refer to it as a cat nap catnap.
I'm thinking more on the lines of a power you're
you're you're sleeping a full night in the middle of
the day, I need a power nap, which I said,
that's why.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
My wife calls it. My wife's like I just say.
She's like something, I just need a little power nap.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Yeah, power nap, And then word power nap comes from
and then dude, it's funny. She's like, wake me up
in a half hour. And then I forget and it's
like three hours later and she's like, why didn't you
wake me up? And I go, you're the one sleeping.
Don't yell at me, like I said in can't kun.
I was with my wife and my brother in law
and sister law and I'm like, we get done. I'm hot.
I'm like, I'm gonna take a power nap before dinner
and he laughs if power nap, I'm like, yeah, my

(59:44):
schedule isn't like you guys. By eight o'clock, I'm ready
to sleep. Fella.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
Okay, all right.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
So there's a rule when you're on vacation, especially at
like an all inclusive vacation, naps are on a whole
other level. You you start the day early at the pool,
have a couple of margarita's, a couple of beers, a
couple of shots. You get a little power nap in
the middle of the day and then boom, you're up
and ready for the night. Sure. Yeah, you dude.

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
Those vacation traps are the best.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
Yeah. You can't do anything. There's no anxiety of things
you got to do around the house. Show feel guilty, Yeah,
but you can't. You kids around has to be no kids,
no care, no man. Yeah, everybody, thanks for your calls today.
Al was welcomed on the show. We're gonna get out
of here. I'm gonna take a nap today, everybody. Sorry
for the hardworking guy on the roof right now who's
swinging a hammer. But I've been up since like three

(01:00:34):
o'clock and i didn't sleep well last night, so I'm
deserved a nap. Dude. Yesterday, I'm not even kidding. I
woke up at one in the morning, so I was
up all day and I guess I was like my
wife and I were. There's this great documentary on I
don't know one at Hulu, Netflix, whatever. It's about a
girl in Philly that got murdered. Maybe murdered, but maybe suicide.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
We're not sure.

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
So we're watching this, uh, this this documentary and I'm
just like, it's like eight thirty dude, and I'm just
nodding out and my wife just comes I just remember
her coming down with a pillow because I'm sleeping on
a couch being close to my mom. Uh, to make
sure that she you know, you know, if it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
Happens, breath, Yeah, it happens, it happens.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
And so, uh, my wife just comes down with a
pillow and a blanket, and she's like, just she did
that thing where she just hit me and just knocked
me over and just lay down, lay down.

Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
No matter what position you're in, you're gonna wake up
with a cramp neck.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
But you know what, just go to sleep. Yeah, everybody
stand right there. Let's kick off that rock block. It
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Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
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Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
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Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
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keep on smiling. I'm smile.

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
Rocking out, man, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
You guys are awesome, my love looking at you guys
on my way.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
To work in r shoot at yeah, warming up Chip
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Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
Hey, thank you you shot to the best. How you
doing yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
Keep me laughing. Man, you guys are great.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
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Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
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