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October 24, 2025 • 68 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
In a world of dull, mediocre radio, in a ton
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling,
and educated window.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
And stand above all the rest.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
And this show, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (00:44):
What's that player? Good morning man? How are you?

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Yeah, it's awesome.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
My life is awesome right now. I you know what
your life is like? I saw it riding in this morning. Huh.
Is all those big things they put up for Halloween,
the big skeletons, they're like eight feet tall. Yeah, and
then the win came through and just blew them all
over and then someone has to pick that thing back
up instead of that that's your life, right, you mean,
my life is a mess and I'm gonna have to
pick the pieces up. That's exactly it. Yes, it's very

(01:10):
symbolical what you're going through. Is that wind came in
and just knocked you around a little bit, just the
mom in hospice. That's fun, that's cool, that's awesome. Well,
my wife isn't happy that I sent you the picture
that I like to have up on the board when
you come into the funeral.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Funeral when you like at the at the ewing, Yeah,
when people walk by on a court board you want
to you you sent me a picture and say can
you please add this to it?

Speaker 1 (01:33):
It's me and your mother and it's a beautiful picture.
I look great in it, and then your mom looks
fantastic in it too. Yeah. Yeah, she's much healthier then.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Then, uh, I was probably ten years ago. Maybe we
were camped out. That was in the Chickies and Pete's
park a lot you twelve. Yeah, sure, we both look great. Yes,
I feel like I should be dying.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Let's just say she's not looking So she looks much
better in your picture than she does in real life.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Right now? Oh, your wife FU snapped the selfie after
the haircut, and she looked a lot better than I
thought she would look. Man, So U prayer yeah, yeah, yeah,
prayers yeah, prayer, prayer, yeah, prayers up. I think she
has another four years. I know, you're dude, you're a.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Little I mean, I don't know. She hasn't eaten in
three and a half weeks. Yeah, that's I mean, I
don't know. Most doctors would say that's a bad thing, though.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Her body's in ketosis.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
So yeah, she's definitely going no car Yeah yeah, but dude,
she I mean, the nurses come in and she's like
the vitals are still there, and I'm like, like, how
how she hasn't eaten a thing in three and a
half weeks.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
It's a fighter, man, She's the fighters dude.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
I think it's the body right now is fighting out
of stubbornness.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yes, yeah, it's the the.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Karen because she was the original Karen. The Karen in
her is coming out.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Fuck my aunt Rose. She's never gonna go no matter
how unhealthy she is, she will never go, will fight
her away to stay on this. Yeah, everybody, it is yeah,
good morning everybody. Oh yeah, good morning everyone. It's Thursday morning.
Means we're gonna find a ZXL work Force employee of
the Day today.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Jason Bonham. He's coming to Atlantic City celebrating the music
of his dad. So Jason Bonham celebrating music of led Zeppelin.
We got tickets for that coming up just a little bit.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
He is one hundred point seven XL, South Jersey's rock
station z XL mon show. Good morning, everybody, do it live.
I can go all write it and we'll do it
live and things sucks. I'm Scotty, good morning. Here's some
news thought use on a thurs Day's thirsty Thursday? Scott,

(03:50):
is that what it is?

Speaker 4 (03:51):
Now?

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Drink start at a dollar? It's am are we at
the ground round? That's what it is. God, if they
tried doing a Thirsty Thursday now like a beat the clock,
you'd have to start drinks at what three dollars for
the first hour where it used to be a quarter.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
When I got down here, when I, like, I don't know,
a college aged twenty one twenty two, I went to
Wildwood for kind of the first time ever, Like I
never was a Wildwood guy.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
It was a place.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
It was the fair Mount I believe that was the
name of the place. And they would do power hour.
It was like the first hours like twenty five cents,
and then it went up every hour by like a quarter.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
It's perfect. Yeah, And it was like you get a
vodka antonic for fifty cents, but then you know, at
eleven pm it would be I don't know, four dollars,
but if you got there at like seven it was
twenty five cents. Sure, yeah, you're hammered at that point. Yeah, yea, yeah,
it was power out.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
The US government is aware of a kidnapping of an
American Christian missionary in West African nation of Niger. These
sources tell Fox News that they suspect the missionary has
been taken to a Islamic state controlled area where ISIS operates.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
That ISIS is still a thing. I don't think they
welcome Christians over in Africa. This might have been a
bad idea.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
Yeah, yeah, I had to be careful with how I
pronounced Nijier. Charges have been filed against the driver involved
in a head on crash that killed four teenagers on
the turnpike in Salem County.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
We talked about this yesterday.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
Christopher Nef of Colorado has been arrested and charged with
four counts of aggravated manslaughter, four counts of vehicular homicide,
unlawful possession of a handgun, a possession of a hollow
point ammunition.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
He had a handgun with him. Two, dude, you had
a bunch yeah yeah, yeah, wow, Yeah, this Dan not
a good dude. Yeah to say Colorado Fella.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Police said Nef was driving a Dodge pickup truck in
the wrong direction on the turnpike when he hit a Mazda,
which then hit a semi truck. A thirty year old
New Jersey man who authorready recorded himself sexually assaulting a
fourteen year old girl, pleaded guilty to endangering the welfare
of a child. Tyreek Beckett is expected to be sentenced.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
To three only three years. That's not near enough, old thought, No,
that's not near enough.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
You record yourself assaulting a fourteen year old girl. Yeah right,
you know, a sexually assaulting a fourteen year old girl
and you get three years in prison.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Well they're gonna be three hard years in prison. I
get that, But it still doesn't seem like enough. Man, No,
that's not at all. No, shame on you. Still.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
I don't know what I don't know what city this
was done out of, but shame on you. A guy
sexually assauts a fourteen year old girl and he gets
three years in prison and that's it.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Well they don't even call him sexual attracted minor attracted
miner or something like that.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
And he's and he's a guy who already has a record.
He was convicted of robbery more than a decade ago
for taking part the home invasion.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
So I'm like this guy is a bad guy. Why
is he out to do this anyway? Dude, I'm sorry, Hey,
whatever judge you are, you're a dip dips. I can't say.
I can't, I can't you know what, you know what
I want to say? You know what?

Speaker 4 (07:18):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (07:19):
That's news? What about sports? Nothing right? Not a lot
going on. Not a lot going on.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
But the NFL did come out yesterday. I guess there's
meetings with the owners, like they're all meeting right now.
And Roger Goodall, who is the commissioner of the NFL,
he was asked, would because of all the bad press,
are you gonna drop Bad Bunny from the halftime show?

Speaker 1 (07:45):
And he said, no, dude, I don't get this. He's like,
who's bad Bunny? I don't get it. Like if you look,
I get I'm not exactly left, I'm not exactly right.
But like, if you don't like bad Bunny, just don't
watch the half. It's not gonna be a bad show.
They just don't watch the halftime. Shit Bunny is gonna care.

(08:09):
But now there's a second one. So if you want
bad Bunny to watch Bad Bunny, like I'm gonna watch
and butt Head one on MTV go over to Kid
Rock Kid Rocks on the other one, who knows what
else is gonna fly. So it's like it's so silly.
It's like it's like, just don't watch it, though. What
do you mean testing for?

Speaker 3 (08:24):
Is everyone's batteries on the remote gonna die and you
have to watch bad Bunny?

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Is that what's happening? No one really cares much anyway
about the halftime show.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
It's usually when everyone gets up, they pee, they go
grab a beer, they go get nachos.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
It's all Flyer Senators.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
That's gonna be tonight, Vikings Chargers, that's gonna be tonight.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
For Thursday night football. There you go, that's news. That's
sunn Clouds today. Hid to sixty three clear tonight over
forty two tomorrow for your Friday sunclouds again. Hie to
sixty two fifty outside right now one hundred point seven
z XL so that Jersey's rock station, z XL Morning,
one hundred point seven ZXL South Jersey's rock station. In
the z XL more show, The Internet Got me again. Yeah,

(09:09):
I seem to fall for these things. AI is pretty awesome.
I'm now watching mister Rogers and he's hanging out with
like people that Tupac. Yeah, there was one with Tupac
and something about these No, oh, there was one. There's
one where easy E is on the prices right now,
I know Bob Barker and easy were never together on
the prices, right, I don't think so do we know

(09:31):
for sure? Though, I mean he was in he was
cruising down.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
With his six four six four right, yeah, and maybe
he stopped by the Price is Right studio, but I
don't think that's true.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Now. I don't know how these people have this much time.
I'll be honest. A friend of ours, Billy, he does
things too with AI, Like I'll send him a picture
like I don't know, something dumb or whatever, and he
can like he made my fat friend fall through a floor,
like he's sitting in a chair. That's the new one too.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
It's a fat people go up to like pop Eyes
or a McDonald's and they fall through the floor. Yes,
makes me laugh, Yeah, it being a laugh a lot
because sometimes they're so fat and me and you have
friends that are that fat. That's this guy, yeah, where
I'm like, I'm like, I like that could be real,
and I don't know where.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
I don't know where you have the time, how you
do it. I'm not that good when it comes to
I don't know I do it. I've never used AI.
I have no idea. I know people here, especially in
the sales world, use it. I don't know you use
it for good because these guys are using it for well,
really good.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
Actually people try and use it for scripts for commercials
and then it sounds.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Like a robot. Why use that chat GPT now that's AI. Yeah.
I use it more than Google. Like I needed to
know what was an espresso martini for my wife to espresso,
and it's not X. It's espresso. There's no X espresso martini.
So I looked it up and it doesn't it's caffeine. Yeah.
It doesn't send you to YouTube where it's like they

(10:57):
want to, you know, a video and all that. It
just tells you it's my it's espresso. It's you know,
we were at the Ritz, this is, this is we
were living it up.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
We were at the Ritz in Philadelphia one night and
my wife drank about eleven espresso martinis.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
That's nice. She woke up in the middle of the
night and she thought she was gonna die. There's a
lot of caffeine hit it inside of what the problem is.
The alcohol leaves your body, but the caffeine is still kicking,
and your body doesn't know what to do, and your
body just is like out of control. So I'm wasting
time on the internet and these playsets pop up, and
again I want them to be real. I know they're not,

(11:37):
but I want them to be playsets. Yeah, they were
like kids, like children playsets. And it's like the old
eighties commercials like we grew up watching in between cartoons,
like like micro machines and transformers and everything. Remember the
micromachine guy who talked really fast. Yeah. Yeah, but they're
horrific playsets and really really bad things. Like one was

(11:57):
a well I'm not gonna play that, but one was
like an there was a.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
Dude nine to eleven. It was an AI nine to eleven.
Uh like amusement park. Uh like adventure.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Yeah. Yeah that's not all right. No that's not all right.
That's not real. Yeah. So I'm still have forgotten. But
listen to these commercials. Man. Again, I'm watching on the internet.
If there was a place to buy it, I probably would.
One was one was the theater where Abraham Lincoln Lincoln
gets assassinated. Okay, well, yeah they Okay, I used to
know J. Wilkes Booth, John Wilkes Booth.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
Yeah, you know he jumped and broke his leg because
he shot Lincoln and then jumped off the uh the
balcony onto the stage and broke his leg.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Wow. And he probably would have got away if he
didn't break his leg. So I'll run. Here's the first one.
Now again, these aren't real, but on the internet, are
you sure? Eye search man, I looked for him. Okay,
Now this is the first one. I would get you
this for Christmas. This is the OJ play set. Okay,
not like a match box set. No, yeah, you get

(13:09):
you get a doll, there's a there's a glove. This
is the playset of the OJ which I would get
you existed. Yeah with that. Now it's the OJK Street
Chase actually playset broco in too, the police bikes for
high speed pursuits, extra small gloves that don't fit.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Can you prove OJK playset figures and vehicles.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
That's the OJ one.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
But it's the micro Machine guy. It sounds real, don't
it right. It's the guy who used to talk quick
in the micro Machine commercial.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
Yeah, they just well this guy, I don't know, they
just sped them up. But you got the micro machine guy, like,
how do you like, how do you even fake this thing?
I mean pretty good. Now, this one is the absentee
father doll. Okay, this is the dad again. I'm just
playing what I saw on the internet. This is a
dad who goes out for milk and doesn't come back. Yes,

(13:56):
this is the thing where Okay, I'm gonna be very
woke in this situation. Yeah, in the black community, it's
usually the dad goes out for milk and doesn't ever
come back. Yeah, or lobbery tickets, smoked meat.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
In the white trash community, the dad goes out for
cigarettes comes back.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
So I guess they're joking about that. Either one is horrible.
Don't worry, boy, I ain't gonna leave forever. Just finna
grab some milk. It's real with over twelve honest to
life phrases. Baby's first absent father brings play time. That's
the absent father one. Okay, that's going out for milk,
not coming back. That's the whole place for milk. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
Usually the white trash trailer park guy, he goes out
for cigarettes, and never comes back.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
But any the same thing. Now here's another set. I
would get you because you went as Shar's son or
daughter for how oh okay one, I went as Shar's
daughter who.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
Now is a boy one Halloween, but then a couple
Halloween ago, I actually dressed up as Sonny Bono with
like branches in my hair and everything with ski poles,
and I dressed up a Sunny Bono. My wife was
cher and because he skied into a tree.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Actually I would get you all three of these play
sets so far. So yeah, this is the that says
something about me, to be honest, this this is a
Sonny Bono one again. Playsets I thought were real. I'd
like to be real, but they're not. From action impact.
It's the Sonny Bono ski accident place set. Send Sonny
down the slope, boom straight into the tree, well, flip
him into action, then racing the rescue, slip on him,

(15:35):
strap him in. That's a Sunny Bono one a tree.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
Okay, that's all Bad's all bad because he skied into
a tree like I shouldn't have been him for Halloween.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
It was bad taste. But that's even in worst taste
here's the last one. This is the assassination of Abraham
Lincoln in the theater. Here we are now they didn't
even have the internet back then, introducing the Fords Theater
place Lincoln's ready for the ship. Would watch out for
John Wilkes Booth. The actual well, he thinks from a balcony,
recreate the drama or make up your own epic escape.

(16:05):
You're right, he leaps from the balcony. Yeah, it was
the Fourth It was the Fourth Theater. It was a balcony.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
It was about I don't know, ten twelve feet above
the stage, and he, uh, he killed the president and
then jumped off and broke his leg. And that was
one of the reasons he got caught. He broke his leg.
He was a dumb by the way, if you've ever
done any research on John Wilkes Booth, the guy was
a dumb dumb. Yeah, he was a dummy.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Yeah. He he couldn't get out of his own way.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
Like he easily, especially back then there's no internet, there's
no phones.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
So you jumped out the booth, you broke your legs,
so where you're running to, the whole thing was just dumb.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
Like you could have easily just shot him and just
took off, and you like, I don't know he he
it was he just was a dummy. But uh, I
don't think that's real. Yeah, no, whover had time to
do it, thank you. The Internet can be a lot
of fun, but those do not exist. Yeah, Ai ai, dude,
I love somehow. I don't know why the Nissan Ultimate

(17:11):
is taking.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
A big hit. Now why what do you mean? I
can't say because I feel like I get in trouble.
You think there's a play set?

Speaker 3 (17:20):
No, okay, I'm going to say there's a certain sect
of people why Ultimate, it's Ultima. Yeah, and they don't
want to pay, or if they do, they want to
do it with EBT.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Oh geez. All right, so that's the affordable card now,
huh yeah, it used to be the Saturn back then.
They're hilarious, Yeah, hilarious. Yeah yeah yeah. The Internet, awesome Internet. Internet.
You know what Internet? You won? You won?

Speaker 3 (17:52):
That's how I kill my time. Now we get back, well,
I've not got some rock.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Jojo and Scottie rock news. Here's some rock news for you.
Bon Jovi. The Jovie is back.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
They're gonna return to the road for a first tour
in four years. I guess John bon Jovi's had some
voice issues. Now he's healthy again. They're gonna do one, two, three, four,
four shows at Madison Square Garden.

Speaker 4 (18:24):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
Really July seventh of twenty twenty six through July fourteenth.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Then they're gonna go over to England and then Ireland
and then back to London where they're gonna do Wembley Stadium.
So John bon Jovi is back. Yeah, knocked the guy
four shows at Madison Square Garden for you. Oh dude,
he'll kill it.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
Yeah, dude, I like, I know he's had problems with
his voice and everything.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
I saw him. I don't know how many years ago.
I mean jesus, it must have been twenty years ago.
I saw him at Boardwalk Call in Atlantic City and
I got blackout drunk. I remember.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
It was a car dealership guy and it was like
one of the you know card you know how car
dealership guys are.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
They're like, You're like, oh god, I got I got
I know a guy. Oh yeah, you got tickets through him.
Not our guy, not the guy you're thinking of. It's
another guy.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
And he's like, ah, I know a guy, And I'm
like Okay, all right, fine. You know a guy, let's
like Andy and and we were just drinking and drinking
and drinking.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
Somehow.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
I don't know how this car dealership guy did it,
but he got my girlfriend and his wife on stage
with John Ponjovi.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
That's a big deal, man. Yeah, sure, yeah. The next
thing I know, I'm in my apartment in Ocean City.
Where's the girlfriend at? Where's she go? Back upon job? Maybe? Maybe?

Speaker 3 (19:46):
No, dude, I remember it was like it was like
back to the future, like it was time travel. I'm
in the crowd hanging out right, like I don't know.
I think he may have roofed me, but like I
remember being in the crowd, he got his wife and
my girlfriend on stage. And then the next thing I know,

(20:07):
I'm at my apartment in Ocean City hours later, and
you got.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
A new leaf of a car that's parked outside in
the driveway. I was driving a Chrysler PACIFICA. Yes, the Colt.
Are you a big fan of the Colt? Let's see
who is the Ian Astonberry Colt? Try to think of
what they sing? Uh, firewoman is a big one. I
believe that's fire. Don't fear the reefer is that the cult? No,

(20:34):
that's oh oh, why can't I remember any relation to
the cult? I don't think. Maybe they broke off and
now they're Bluey Oyster. They're canceling all their tours for
right now, so they're taking some time off. So the Colt,

(20:55):
if you have tickets to go see the Colt, they're
on hiatus now from touring. So I know, I know
you were excited to see the Colt this summer. Well,
I don't think anybody has tickets. I think that's why
he put the tour hiatus. There's one guy out there.
It's like, I got a ticket. Limp Biscuit isn't messing around.
Their basis died and they're like, yeah, we're still going

(21:15):
to go out on tour. I'd go see lymp Biscuit.
I would go to a Limp Biscuit show. I would dude.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
One of the most fun parts of college for me
was I need some extra money, so I did security
for this big arena. I went to a big school,
University of Tennessee, and they had this big arena. It
was like as big as like the Wells Fargo Center,
and so I did security. But I wasn't like a
big guy, so they would put me backstage. So I

(21:42):
got to be the security for lymp Biscuit for a night.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Couldn't be nicer guys, dude, I do you know? I
got into their like.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
Uh prayer circle for the show it was it was Redman,
method Man, System of a Down and Limp Biscuit sawid lineup. Sure,
and this is before Limp Biscuit was big. But the
other you know, other than red Man a method Man,

(22:11):
System of a Down. No one had heard him. So yeah,
I uh Fred durst Dog hulped my leg. Okay, his
name was Biscuit. He was a little bulldog.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
You let him finish. I mean, what am I gonna do?
What am I gonna do? I mean, I'm not gonna
let them finish?

Speaker 3 (22:27):
Uh So, Limp Biscuit, their faces died, and they've decided
that they're going.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
To keep touring even though that he's dead. That's Fred anyway,
he's the guy you know again that right, the backwards
red hat dance.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
That's how I gray beard now and that's what everybody knows.
Uh So yeah, so, uh, olymp Biscuit is definitely going
to continue even though and it looks like he had
of a heart attack, man, and he was only forty nine,
forty eight years old. Yeah you but dude, you gotta
look out. Dude, you're old.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Yeah, why I didn't do that many drugs? Probably not
many drugs as that guy did. I mean, I guess,
I don't know. Man. Maybe this guy was a fuck
it was a runner. Maybe his energy drink guy, who.

Speaker 5 (23:07):
Knows, you know.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
But yeah, I'm worried for you. If if now that
the olymp biscuit basis sighing from a heart attack, what
about you? Yeah? But I uh, now do I continue
on after? Now? Okay, let's let's talk about this. You
think I'm gonna outlive your mother? Do I?

Speaker 5 (23:26):
Do?

Speaker 1 (23:26):
I continue on? If you die? Sure? Yeah, somebody slides
right in of course.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
So that like, or do we make a path now
that if you die or I die, we we end.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
With this is another Joe out there somewhere, Just go
find it. I'm gonna replace you. I told you.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
Yeah, dude, I have a stroke and I'm in a wheelchair. Yeah,
you wheel me everywhere? Sure, and we do go fund
means and we do b f W beef and beer.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Like Stephen Hawkins.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
I'm sure you just pushed me and everywhere, and we're
just gonna make bank sure you.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
Can sign this forehead. Look, there you go. Some rock
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or something. You end up walking away. But yeah, anyway,
let your account handle that. Dude.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
I uh, all right, look, I know we're on the
air right now, but can I can I take you
aside and like and maybe maybe turn the MIC's off.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
It's like a sad voice. Are you going to bring
down the show? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (24:52):
A little bit, uh, little little concerned. I feel like,
you know, my life is like spiraling out of control right,
Like my mom's dying.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
She's in hospice. It's pretty bad. Yeah, I get updates,
you know that, right.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
Yeah, But here's what's even worse. So my wife's like,
her cousin is going to come over and do uh
and cut my mom's hair. And my mom's in hospice.
I'm like, okay, all right, you want to look good

(25:30):
for her final days.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Okay, I'm cool. Now, what do you think a haircut
in hospice should be? Okay, you know they're coming to
the house, right, She's not going into the salon because
I know Nick. Nick, he gives me for about twenty
dollars and I'm usually like twenty five dollars when I walk.
You think Nick could come to the house. Let's see,

(25:54):
let's see a haircut. Shampa, no shampoo right, you're not
near water, so no, it would blow out. I don't
think she's in a hospital bed because she's bed bound.
I don't think we did any type of of of
of you know, shampooing the hair. I don't think. So.
I would say twenty eight dollars and then a tip
on top, so you would get you about thirty five dollars.
So we're playing prices, right, Yeah, yeah, thirty five dollars.

(26:16):
So you're gonna you're gonna say, thirty five dollars. It's
not even that long. She has like real short hair.
She has short hair. Yeah, thirty five dollars.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
So my my, my wife's cousin, who is a beautiful
human being and we love her.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
She comes over to the house and she's like, all right, yeah,
I cut her hair. Fine, cool, awesome.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
It's like this is probably gonna be our last haircut
ever in life, right, like we know this, this is
gonna be our last haircut ever. So her cousin leaves
after giving a haircut, and she's very good with my
mom and like very nice. And so I said to
my wife, you know, because I'm in charge of my
mom's finances, I go, okay, just let me know how

(26:58):
much it is, and I'll make sure I hey her,
I'll venmo her or whatever Apple I pay or whatever
these things are that you can pay people now with.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
And my wife goes, oh, yeah, it's it's cool. It's
seventy five dollars. Wow, seventy including a tip? Or is
that it better include her in my kitchen? This should
be the whole thing. So she don't give you a
price up. Did she give me an oil change? Yeah? Right,
she cleaned up the house while she was there, And

(27:29):
I'm like, what do you mean seventy five dollars? I
saw your the picture, like gonna have a whole lot
of hair. Yeah, I'd like I rolled my mom's bed
to a hair cuttery and get it for nineteen dollars. Like,
what are we talking about? Seventy five dollars? You nuts?
I mean, honestly, if you know, if it's a friend
of the family, maybe you come in there. You do

(27:51):
it as a complimentary dre's where I will give credit
where credit is due.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
Yeah, the cousin who cut the hair, she's I don't
want anything, Okay, I like this, But my wife was like, no,
we have to pay her seventy five dollars. I was like,
seventy five that's a lot of money. Yeah, I think
we forgot how much money is. Like, seventy five dollars
is a lot of money, especially if she says I'm

(28:18):
gonna do it for free. There you throw her a
nice little tip, you know, I would easily pay her.
I would tip her fifty bucks.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
I fifty sounds like a pretty good number. I know
it's not a lot, a lot less than the seventy five,
but fifty is a pretty good number. Yeah, specif actually
gone five, I'm like, yeah, it's you're crazy. Yeah. Hair
I mean, uh, let's see sports clip. Man. You get
a you get shampoo, you get the blow dry, and
then my mom she's in the hospital bed, she's at
sports clips. She gets to watch sports while she gets

(28:45):
the hair cut. And it's like twelve twenty five dollars.
I mean, I could have came over with one of
the flowbos and just did it, you know where, maybe
a nice hat, it's like, And I was like, it's
not like there's a lot going on there. My mom's
hair is not complicated. Okay, you know what, and you know,
maybe now it's not the time to pinch pennies if
your mom enjoyed the experience. My wife's thing. My wife's like, yeah,

(29:09):
one that we're going with.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
Oh, we're having that conversation too, because my brother is
super cheap. So my mom's in hospice and we're trying
to plan out the funeral, and so we're trying.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
To get the restaurant.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
So the restaurant she wants pretty much said, Hey, I
don't think we're gonna we we can't.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
You know, it's gonna be too many people. We can't
do it.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
Oh really, We're like all right, so there's a place
down the street. So we were like, all right, we'll
go down the street. And even they said, they're like,
go down the street, go down to that place. And
and my promter is pinching pennies left and right, and
my wife is like freaking out. She's like, she's like,
your mom wants this, Like this is what your mom

(29:54):
asked for.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
This is what we're doing.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
Like my like, my mom wants to be in a mausoleum,
and there's gonna be like a little thing at the
mausoleum place, you know where they put her on a shelf.
And my brother was like, do we really have to
do that? And I was like yeah, dude, like that's
the one thing she wanted.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
My my attitude change when I sat down with the
guy when my dad passed away. Now again yeah I
didn't care whatever. So I'm like he's stone offers a
He's like, well do you want to do this and
this I'm like, what does this cost? He's like, well,
your dad was in the Navy's a veteran, so it
doesn't cost anything for you. I was like, no money
out of pocket. He's like no, and I was like, yeah, man, dude,
the twenty one gun salute whatever you want of the
nice America fly. So yeah, okay. So the nursing stuff

(30:36):
with my mom, no, it's covered by in short. Yeah.
So my brother's like, I'm probably so cheap. He's like yo.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
He texts me right, and I know it's important because
he doesn't text the group. He just texts me and
he's like, yo, I think we got a problem. And
I was like what what, dude, Like, I'm dealing. I'm
dealing with the woman who's dying. And he's like, yo,
I talked to the restaurant. It's going to be twenty
four hundred bucks. And I was like, no, no, that's

(31:06):
not bad.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
I was like, yeah, that's what I said. I was like.
I was like, okay, Like, okay, it's twenty four hundred bucks.
Like the woman worked all her life. I can't know. Oh,
She's like WEE can give her twenty and he's like yo,
And I just keep telling him. I just keep texting back,
well did you call the ground realm Oh Jesus come
on free popcorn? Is it? Is it a buffet style
or does it sit down? You know the new place

(31:29):
you're going to. I'd like to it is. I believe
it's a set menu. Okay, open bar, Okay, wow? Nice man?
Can you do it on a Friday or Saturday night
where I can enjoy with it? Was another thing my brother.
Don't do it.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
My brother, who is super jeep, He's like, Yo, we're
gonna do it on a weekday.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Perfect. So he wants to do it on a Friday
Friday afternoon. That's perfect for me. Yeah, don't do it
for you. Don't do it on a and it's right
by your house filiminos. Yeah, don't do it on a
football Sunday. I will not be there.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
No, you might know there might be like a like
a University of Delaware football game.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Yeah, on Friday afternoon. I have money going somewhere. So
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, dude, really, twenty four
bucks is not bad, dude. No, I'm like, I'm like, dude,
it's it's like she's got the money. Yeah yeah, And
he's like, Yo, that's that's all. And I go, what,
like what else? What did you expect Yeah, I feel
cheap because I'm kind of on the side with Ed

(32:27):
a little bit with some of these things. Twenty my limit,
we get into the three or four thousands, I'm like,
I don't know it. At the house.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
Well, then I asked my wife, I go because there's
a place that me and you Goofallen all the time
called Adelphia's. That's been around forever. It's a nice spot, man,
And I was like, let's just do it at Adelphias.
My wife goes that place is awful. She's like neon lights.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
I said to you, well, you don't like Bob Pantana.
All right, look we get back. We'll knock out some
headlines this week. XL. South Jers these rocks stations XL.
I brought this up yesterday. It was either we're going
to get into this or take phone calls. We decided

(33:10):
to take phone calls, which were an absolute waste of
time anyway, because again, we know what gets You know
what we get when we get phone calls. Call? Yeah, yeah,
our callers honestly, but the last couple of months, our
callers have kind of sucked. So I got a buddy
who hit a kid with his van. Oh, boy. Oh man. Yeah,
that's real. That's real life stuff. That's what I said.
Now this is this is just like a child child,

(33:33):
Yeah yeah, going about thirty in a work fan. Now
this is the guy that can that could probably kill
a kid. That's what I thought too. Now, either he's
not telling me the truth or now this is a
terrible cop that should go on the scene.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
I'll go behind the curtain. I know the guy you're
talking about, and he has done jail time.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Yeah, it was in jail, man. He got his teeth
busted out by a prison the tray that was like
a like a like a lunch plate, right, like one
of the trays he got. Yeah, he got hit in
the thing he was mouthing off to somebody, probably deserved.
He also did tattoos himself with like the pen and
the ink and all that. And I don't I'll.

Speaker 4 (34:08):
Tell you what.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
It's interesting when someone goes to prison. I want to
know how far he was forced to go with someone else,
But I don't want to bring that up because that's
probably don't have to bang. Yeah, like the guys you
know in prison, which still boggles my mind. And although
you're not you know, into that. I think the coolest story.
Once again, me and you.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
It's not good the people that we've associated ourselves with.
We know a guy who went to prison and he
was able to not have gay sex because he was
able to beat box. And the Spanish guys liked his beatboxing,
so they protected it.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
And I think this is a guy that wouldn't have
minded it would have been that remember the fantasy whole
thing flying into that window with his wife on the
poll table to.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
Hold that guy, that guy that was the beat though,
But I'm talking about your buddy with no teeth.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Yeah, I don't think he would like it. But the guy,
the other beatbox guy, may be he may have been
in this some some Yeah. Yeah, so I get ah,
So I get the story that he's driving to work
man going about thirty ends up hitting a kid. Okay,
So okay, I got a questions. Hold on, there's lots
like can we unpack a lot of this? Yeah? Is
the kid in the street? Like how does he hit

(35:26):
the kids in the street? Not sure if he's just
in a street or on a bike or whatever. So
I'm not sure.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
Thirty miles an hour in a word van, which is
thirty miles an hour is a lot of hours. And
you hit a you hit a kid that I mean,
I mean that that could cause death.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
So here's what I got from him. Okay, that he's uh,
he thinks it's over with. And I don't I don't
want to say that. I don't. I don't know for sure.
He tells me that the cop let him let him go,
so he didn't pound the car or anything like that.
He wasn't arrested, he wasn't drinking or anything like that.
It was just he was just working, maybe not paying attention,
or the kid ran in front of him. I don't know. Anyway,

(36:03):
he struck a kid. So he says he didn't even
get a ticket from the cop, and he thinks that
it's done. And I'm like, I don't know if you're
the kid and you come home and you tell your
parents who got hit by a guy in a work van,
I assume, especially in the day and age now, like
back in our day, I don't know. If I ran
into a car it was moving, my dad would have
been more pissed off at me than identify someone's car.

(36:24):
He'd have to fix it. Yeah, Like now we're such
a sooe happy society. I'm like, I don't know. I'm
sure the parents are going to probably look for some
type of payday from you or the work or whatever
was going on.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
I'm gonna I'm gonna try and be very careful to
navigate the waters right here. But me and you were
in a situation over the summer somebody and uh.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Yeah, you could say that did and that person died
and then came back. So oh that thing. Oh yeah, jeez, yeah, I'm.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
Still directly and well we're not indirectly, we're directly. You
were directly there.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
I was directly way away away from that stony so
we uh so we're still waiting with the hearback about that.
You're right, they think that that's all under the water.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
Yeah, like like like everyone everyone in the situation just
kind of is like poop pooing it. But I'm like,
I don't know, man, this is this might come back
to the bits in the ass. Now he hit a kid, Yeah,
like the van hit a child. That will come about
thirty miles an hour. No ticket from the cop. He
thinks it's done.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
You get no ticket from the cop. That I don't get.
I don't know. Did the kid run in again? You
got to assume that even the kid ran into the car,
You're gonna get your balls busted at one point, what
do the parents say, right? Like? Why why is a
kid just in the middle of the street. If you're
the cop, don't you call the parents or don't you
have the kid? And maybe listen. Maybe it's a I
don't know, Maybe it's a bad cop who was okay,

(37:55):
maybe it was a Friday. This guy's been in jail.
I'm sorry for guys who've been in the system. I
don't believe you. I feel like all you do is
all you do is lie. You're you're just trying to
cover up everything because you don't want to go back
in the system. Well, we're gonna say, because I don't know,
he seemed to think he hit a kid. It's one

(38:16):
of those things where I would I would I would
probably wait a good five years until I didn't get contacted.
It's I feel like, so my mom, my mom, back
in the day, she hit a guy, she hit a
girl on a bicycle, and she still went to your
party though, see dude and the girl. What didn't she No, no, no, no,
no no, she hit a guy on a bike. No no, no, no,

(38:39):
she hit two you're you're, you're.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
You're, you're now just confusing two different stories. She hit
a girl on a bicycle and the girl got up
and she went and pedaled off, and there was like
there was like a police report, and no one ever
said anything. Three years. I think you have three years

(39:01):
to follow up with a lawsuit.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Gotcha? Okay, So two years.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
And three hundred and sixty four days, this woman decides
to file a lawsuit against my mom.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
Here, come, do you know how how much money she got? What?
Three hundred thousand dollars?

Speaker 3 (39:17):
Really because the insurance company my mom never had a ticket, never,
like it was like you know and uh. And so
she called the insurance company and this is my mom
was with it, and she goes, what what what why
are you doing this? And they're like, it's just easier
to give her the three hundred thousand dollars than the
fight it in court.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
Sure is, yeah, of course, So the woman, the woman
waited three years to make three hundred thousand dollars. I
may jump on your hood as you're pulling out this
morning the park. I do it in a second. Yeah,
I'm not even kidding. I'd break you off, dude, I'd
lose a leg if it got me a million bucks.
I think I lose a leg. I'm not running anywhere,
are you? You? I know buddies who have the fake legs.

(40:03):
I can do that. Plus have a million dollars. Plus
have a million dollars.

Speaker 4 (40:07):
Yea.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
So we'll see how this turns out. I'll keep you updated. Okay,
if he goes to jail or whatever happens, buddy, Yeah,
I have a feeling, buddy, it's I wouldn't I would. Yeah,
I don't think hitting a kid with a work van
goes away? Yeah yeah, all right, Look we get back
on the cuts and trash. Oh why love trash? Anything

(40:36):
thirty doty anything racket or rock or roughing. Yes, love trash. Hey,
here's some trash for you. How about this man? Uh
we almost.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
Lost diddy puff Daddy. Apparently somebody tried to cut his
throat in prison. Really they tried to epstel Oh wow? Yeah, luckily,
Uh somebody was there to kind of break it up.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
Was it R Kelly? I don't think No. R Kelly's
in Chicago. Puff Daddy's in New York. I guess yeah,
although you're puffed daddy. I don't know if it really
came out about young kids other than like the freak parties,
but I guess you might have a bad rap in prison.
Young kids came out like or.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
Somebody or somebody's paying somebody off right to get you out,
like to take him out because he's gonna, you know,
he's gonna say some stuff.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Yeah, who's that big guy for death row records? Maybe
he's trying to put a hit on Diddy's still alive.
He's a big guy. I can't think of his name now.
He's in prison too. He does a podcast rerun from
What's Happening? Not rerun, I'll think of it. Go ahead,
you know.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
Over the weekend, I won a DVD set of That's
My Mama.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
Let's good Get Where were they given? Another Way? Wrestling?
A wrestling event at a VFW.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
In a place called New each Up, New Jersey, and
I got I got a full run of That's My Mama.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
That's why I would expect you to win something like that. Yep, sure,
as a wrestling event in the new week Now. I
don't have a DV player, but I won the DVD.
Maybe you win a DVD player next time. You're there.
Kevin Fetterline, remember him. That's Britney's old boy, right.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
He was married to Britney Spears, had a bunch of
kids with her. He said, Man, his kids like didn't
even want to go see her when like it was
her like I don't know whatever, it was like their
you know thing, like every two weeks they had to
go see Britney. His kids would like just cry and
not want to be with mom because mom was so crazy.
I guess he wrote a book. I mean, I don't know.

(42:49):
I'll look, I get it.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
You want to make some money, I do. I think
he makes like fifty grand a month off her. That's
plenty to enjoy of money.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
Yeah, so like you need to write a book and
like put your kids and everybody threw all this again.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
So really good money. And you were married to Britney
Spears when she was a little nut, like a little
hot Sure.

Speaker 3 (43:10):
Billy McFarland, now that's the guy who did the fire festival.
So he tried to do a second fire festival, but
it fell through. But now he said, there's going to
be a documentary about how the fire festival.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Too fell through. Okay, so we got the documentary on
how you messed up and stole money from everybody. Yeah,
and now the second one is a piece of jump.
He is a tee of dude.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
He is a guy who just like he's just hanging
on to this fire festival thing.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
Listen, if you could pull it off, it looks pretty
awesome if if you pull it off. Yeah, if you
pull it off, Like if the artists were going to
show up, the island looked pretty cool. Aunt Becky from
Full House, she's divorcing her husband Massimo, you know the
clothing line guy.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
Uh, their house is up for sale. Fifteen million bucks.
You got fifteen million bucks lying around?

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Well, see the problem is is now you got to
put twenty percent down right, if it's a conventional.

Speaker 3 (44:08):
Loan, Okay, so conventional right, thirty year, conventional fifteen million?

Speaker 1 (44:13):
What rates? What? And what are we doing?

Speaker 5 (44:15):
So?

Speaker 1 (44:15):
What are we doing? What's that? What? I mean? That's okay,
that's a lot. That's a big monthly nut. You gotta
cut there. So what what's six perent? Six point what?
Five percent? Six point one? I think it's no, thank you,
So I'll wait till the rates come down to four.
So if it's a thirty year conventional. Huh, you gotta
put what do you gotta put their twenty percent? I

(44:36):
mean those other things that you can qualify, Okay, but.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
Yeah, twenty fifteen million, what's twenty percent of fifteen million?

Speaker 1 (44:41):
Fifteen million? What's that three? Oh, we gotta come up
with that much. That's a lot, man, that's only three
four million. That's a lot. Fifteen Yeah, yeah, it's a lot.
That's a lot. All right, you know what, all right,
let's you know what, let's shelve this and we won't
buy that house. We'll look for other things. Suge Knight.

(45:01):
That's why I was thinking of Suge Knight. Yes, sat
who put the hit on Diddy.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
I like this dude, this guy from Fox News who
now is the Department of Warhead. I don't even know
what his his title is anymore because they keep changing it.
He's the Department of just killing people. Pete Hagsen, who
we've met, we've hung out with.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
By the way, he was at the Trump rally and
Wildhood in twenty twenty, Like, we've met this guy. I
took a.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
Girl that I know who was in love with him,
and I was like, hey, like she wants to meet
you and.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
Have sex with you.

Speaker 3 (45:40):
So he now is just blowing up boats in the
ocean who he thinks that are smuggling drugs.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
I like it, man. I think he's like nine out
of ten, which is pretty good. Yeah, you get a
ninety percent rate kill raid on drugs being smuggled in
I'm in. I'm all in, dude. I mean, he was
a cool guy when we met him. Once again, it's
one of those guys were like, I have no hate
towards him. If he walked in the studio, I brow
hug on yeah, right that.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
And look on the flip side, Obama walks in our studio,
I hug.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Yeah, of course, dude. Even Hillary, I'll chest bump Hillary.
She walks in our studio, I'm like, yeo, what's up,
h dog? And the fact that this guy gets to
blow up these little ships, he's like, that's gotta be
a fun job to Does he work the joystick like,
he's like, you gotta keep tapping it over, tap it over,
then you hit the fire button.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
Where do we draw the line I've said on air
before OJ comes in the studio tomorrow, Look, we're expanding
the galaxy of death.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
OJ still alive walks in the studio. Dude, I bro
hug oj I can't think anybody I went and brow
hug Hitler. I wouldn't. I wouldn't brow hug Hitler, not
even I.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
Like I'd be like yo yo yo a a h
you gotta get you gotta get out.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
I would do one of those pictures around pretending to
punch him out. Yeah, and I'd post that like I
look what I did to Hitler.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
Like so Hitler, you gotta go, you got you gotta
get out of here. But other than that, man like
I don't know me and here.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Are from Subway. I'll bring him up again, Okay, okay
with kids, Okay, you're right, Jared from Subway. Hit the bricks,
you and and Hitler out of here. The bicycle owner
on the special episode of Different Strokes where he makes
the maytag not bro hugging. No, I'm not bro hugging
from w K W K Ripe in Cincinnati. I'm not

(47:40):
bro hugging him of that That was him, wasn't it. Yeah?
Oh well yeah, uh there you go.

Speaker 5 (47:45):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
Some trash for Race are slowly ticking down Golden One
unch point seven's the XL South Jerseys rock station streaming
on the iHeart Radio app. I don't like it. I
don't like it one bit. Look me and you, Jojo,
I think I would honestly say, me and you are

(48:06):
the last of the Mohicans when it comes to people
who are able to get in the radio and make
a living of it. Yeah, we're doing pretty good man,
right right.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
Yeah, but it also helps that we married women that
make much more money than us.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Oh without them, forget it. Yeah, but we we were
able to make a life. We've made a life out
of being in radio. Me and you came up and
we were that last generation. So my little guy who's
thirteen years old, he's in studio right now. His name
is Jamison. He's right directly in front of you. Give

(48:39):
me so we're going to start in radio. By the
you're gonna get coffee. So good morning, Jamison. And he's
thirteen years old.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
And his school has a radio, television and film like
they have this whole division, and he is ball is
deep in it right right. And so he comes home
yesterday and he says to me, and I've never been

(49:10):
more scared in my life.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
He said, hey, hey, daddy, like you sound like that hey,
daddy O, daddy O.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
I was like, what's up, budd He goes goes what
like a what, and usually he goes chicken butt.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
Yeah, but this time he had a real answer. I
had a surprise. He goes, I'm now the program director
of the radio station at my at my middle school.
That's a pretty big deal. Good for you.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
I don't want I don't want him to do anything
when it comes to radio.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
He is awful. Radio is going to have a resurgence
here real soon where you're going to make a ton
of money. And now radio is awful. Right, So then
then all night he's like, he's like, I got like
they told me, I gotta put like seventy five songs.
You got the playlist together? Yeah? Yeah, you want to
you want to play? What do you got on the songs?
At the top of the hour, So what do you

(50:06):
got on the playlist? What's on there so far? What's
your genre?

Speaker 5 (50:09):
My genre pop music? It's supposed to.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Be pop music. But like, all right, give me some songs,
no curse words. They got my phone? Yeah, I know,
I know. We've got to do edit. I would do
edit versions. How about you have some you gotta have
some bad Bunny in there. Bad bunny yet, Katy Perry roar, No,
I do have Perry roars, I do have fife. What

(50:35):
do you got? I do got lady Gaga? Alright? What
do we got? What's the gaga?

Speaker 5 (50:40):
Uh die with a smile with.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
From a Joker movie. That's a hit. Yeah, all right,
so what else? What else? Go ahead?

Speaker 5 (50:50):
Happy from Pharah Williams. I'm picking like happy. I gotta
pick these random songs, all right?

Speaker 1 (50:58):
What else you got?

Speaker 5 (51:01):
Pump up the jam?

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Yeah, now that's what you're gonna call a gold. That's
a gold that Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
Yeah, you got to put that on the index card
with a little sticker on it.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
It can only play every every two days. Now, how
about how about flow Rider?

Speaker 5 (51:21):
Floor Rider?

Speaker 1 (51:22):
Actually, I do have a song on there? You do?
Purple bottom jeans right round? Okay? Right? Oh that's with
the girl? Yep? Okay, I'll throw some artists at you said, yes, okay, Rihanna, yes, no,
not yet? Yeah, Black Eyed Peace, Sean Paul, not yet, Paul,

(51:45):
Alvin Harris, there's Drake, there's Lizzo. They're all on there.
Ed Sharon, you have Drake. Ed Sharon is on there.
Shearon Is on Sharon Is on there. I think you're
taking this seriously. Yeah, I am. He's digging in deep
because other kids would just put a bunch of nonsense,
and now we just have to illegally download them so
they can play it. Absolutely.

Speaker 4 (52:04):
I can't wait.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
Well that's fun, man. I imagine you have a pretty
cool setup, you know, at school. Yeah, it's very nice.
Over there, we have Ping Pony Club. Not yet? What? No?
Not yet? Nicki Minaj Right, your mom loves CARDI B
you b not yet?

Speaker 5 (52:23):
No, bad baby, bad baby, No, no no, I gotta
get her on there?

Speaker 1 (52:29):
What now? What day parts? Do people active kids actually
talk on the radio?

Speaker 5 (52:33):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
I just got you can figure out how watch time? Yeah,
you're the boss. You're the Steve Silver right from nine
o two one oh he ran the radio station at
Beverly Hills High. Now you're probably gonna make like twenty
four dollars a week when you first get out and
get real. Well yeah yeah, but that's before Texas. I
mean you're hanging out with How fun is this? Now?

(52:55):
The key is you got to marry a woman that
makes a lot of money like we did. You can
have a life like this, Like I couldn't live my
life if it wasn't for your mom, not at all. Yeah,
but you find it called sugar mamas. Man, you gotta
find you one of those, and then you could do radio.

Speaker 3 (53:08):
Yeah, because what happened was we hooked, Like I hooked
your mom because of the radio, and he hooked his
wife because of the radio.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
She used to walk in the We go to movies
for free. Yeah, yeah, like we got coupons for free pizza.

Speaker 5 (53:23):
I remember one time you sold Jason tickets from uh.
I forget what it was, tickets.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
I sold tickets. You got tickets. I don't know. I
don't know. Paper towels and and all kinds of paper products.
You can't deny it. You know.

Speaker 5 (53:41):
Every time we come home from some sort of hotel
or something like that, we got bag fulls of.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Sunky fingers they call them. Yeah, well, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Hold on, Jamison, my son.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
If I if I'm staying at the Red roof in
and there's toilet paper to.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
Be had, I'm not blaming you.

Speaker 5 (54:00):
And they're saying.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
Soap to be had and their shampoo to be had,
and I'm not gonna leave it there. I'm going to
take it home. I mean, you got it, like it's
there for a reason. He did pay. You did pay,
that's mine.

Speaker 5 (54:13):
But the drinks, the drinks are one thing. You leave
the drinks, you take the toilet paper and everything like that.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
My god, look, well this is what you're gonna have
to do if you work in radio, because we do
pinch pennies here, we do. Yeah, we're not union guys.
Yeah dude, he uh. I felt so bad. So he's
how old are you now? Thirteen thirteen? Yeah, So right
before COVID, I stole an entire row of Guns n'
Roses tickets. Yeah, like I stole I remember, and it

(54:41):
was going to be his first concert ever, and so
I stole an entire row of tickets and we invited
the entire family and we had it was it was
all set up, and then COVID hit and everything got
shut down and he never got Wow, he never got
to go.

Speaker 5 (54:56):
Instead, my first concert was Robb and Alice Cooper. I
didn't know half the songs they were singing until the end.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
Yeah. You have more fun tail gaming, I think than
the actual Now you're a program director, you'll do the
meet and greet you go backstage with the artist. I
gottas so you play their records.

Speaker 5 (55:11):
I gotta, I gotta do a presentation towards the school
Board of Education for the radio station.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
So I feel like I'm looking at the next Charlemagne,
the god this is. This is more than me and
you do. Joe are very nice. He's got to do
more than us. You would f you know what, you
would fire a team like us, you would fire. Yeah,
I'm surprised we haven't been fired yet. Will you let
us know what it launches? Because we're interested? Got it?
And it's a real and it's like a real radio station.

Speaker 5 (55:39):
It's a real radio station. One O four point nine.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
I like to do with the night show if I could. Yeah,
we get in there, you know, can get overnight. We'll
do some string sex talk show, some strings.

Speaker 5 (55:53):
I'll see what I can do.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
Becky's on line one. Good stuff. All right, all right,
good job, James. I'm proud of you. Thank you. All right,
my my my son.

Speaker 3 (56:04):
Yeah, he can also be the biggest ball buster in
the world.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
Also, it was not falling far from the trees. You're
not enjoy the ball bust right footsteps, Look, we get
back we'll do a think called. You think you haven't
been You think you've got it bad.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
I don't think we have a bad. Four people were
arrested in Tokyo while trying to smuggle gold powder in
their underwear. Japanese authorities arrested one man and three women
after police broke up a scheme to smuggle gold into
Hong Kong.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
You made gold bond because I do that all the
time if you sweat, Okay, I don't know if you
know this.

Speaker 3 (56:45):
And I'm going to be very slow in telling you
the story because I think it's going to be a
lot for you. So really take it in. So I
once was in Hong Kong. Right, were in Hong Kong.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
I was in Hong Kong. Yeah, right, this is a
beautiful Hong Kong. In Hong Kong.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
I mean it's like it's dude, there's lights, it's every
it's beautiful.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
Right. So I'm the tallest one there.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
So I'm in Hong Kong, right, Like my eyes are
wide open. I'm in Hong Kong. So the guy who
was like our host was taking us around and he
gets he said, hey, do you want to play ping pong?

Speaker 1 (57:23):
Ping pong? And Hong Kong.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
So I said, Okay, I'm in Hong Kong. Why wouldn't
I play ping pong?

Speaker 1 (57:30):
Right? Like, why wouldn't I? Right? So I was like
all right. So this host was like, hey, we have a.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
Ping pong parlors, and I was like, all right, let's
go to a ping pong parlor in Hong Kong.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
In Hong Kong.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
So it's Hong Kong and we're playing ping pong and
we get some drinks and we're having fun. And I
get to the parlor to play ping pong.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
Because I'm in Hong Kong. And who's there, dude? You
guess King Pong in Hong Kong, Jackie Chow or Chang
Jackie Chang, King Kong. King Kong's in Hong Kong. So

(58:18):
I'm gonna ping pong parlor. I'm in Hong Kong the
last hour of the show. Let's go at a ping
pong parlor? Yeah? Wow, right, yeah, King Kong is there.
King Kong is there. Right, he's playing ping uh huh dude,
And I can't believe it to this day. Does he
have a paddle? Still makes me laugh? No? Is he

(58:38):
playing with a paddle? He's playing with his ding dong. Wow.
So I'm in I'm in Hong Kong and I'm playing
ping pong with King Kong with his ding dong. Wow.
How about that? It's crazy? What year was this?

Speaker 3 (58:55):
Uh ninety seven? A farmer says he has one hundred
and fifty tons of potatoes stolen. I guess somebody, this
poor guy, you just have a potato farm. Like that's
the worst farm to have is a potato farm. And
I hope this isn't Ireland, because like we had a

(59:17):
real problem with potatoes back in the day back then.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
This guy's got a potato farm. And I guess a
kid made a post about how like you could just
go to his farm and take free potatoes, and so
people it like it got traction and kids just showed
up and started taking potatoes from his farm. Oh wow, Yeah,
So the guy got one hundred and fifty tons of
potatoes stolen from him. That's a lot of potatoes. One
hundred and fifty tons. He's like potatoes that much. I'll

(59:44):
be honest, dude, has a kid.

Speaker 3 (59:46):
If you just get told that you have something to steal,
you steal, you sure do. Xbox set a new Guinness
World Record to celebrate the launch of Ninja Guid.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
Dude, I love Ninja Guy. That's old school man. Ninja
Guiden is awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
It's Ninja Giden four by flying two helicopters over Miami
with a massive video game screen. One helicopter carried a
twenty six foot screen that measured two hundred and fifteen
square feet, while another helicopter carried a rapper who was
rapping during the playing of the game.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
Okay. The gameplay was streamed in real time from the
helicopter to stream to screen using advanced sports broadcasting technology.
The record is for the It was a record for
the largest video game display flown by a helicopter ever.
So this was all for Ninja Guiden, which that hell.

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
What them dude, old school Nintendo Ninja Guiden, the original
Ninja Guiden.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
It was a game changer. It don't get man, they
don't get it. Now you got game change. I don't
know what it's called. What's it called four D? Now
you can you can do everything you wanted to do
as a kid in the other games. But I wish
I could take this cop car, like I wish I
could shoot these people, and you could do it now
grant theft auto.

Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
Dude, I gotta I got my little guy here right
like he watches, like he plays. Like these baseball games
online they're real, Like you're not watching a video game,
like they're real games.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
It's too much, man, It imagine much. Every player on
my Madden defense, every player I can make do something else.
I don't know. Sometimes I just want to rush the
quarterback and tackle him. That's all I want to do.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
That was the That's when I gave Tech Mobile or
maybe Madden. I did punt rush, and that was how
I got I defense. That was my defense for every play,
punt rush, punt rush, or.

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
Field goal kick. You s could definitely get involved in
some type of high school football team, Dude.

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
I think I would kill it, are you short coach?

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
Yeah? By the way, washing ten, By the way, I
don't want to say anything, but I did send you pictures.
I think he's the only pictures of me ever fresh
your high school football I look pretty badass. Oh I
saw the other one with you and the four or
three other guys in skirts where you're dressed like field
hockey players. The football pictures. Oh you did that one too,

(01:02:11):
you yeah, you you answered dude, you answered back to it. Yeah,
But the funnier one was you in the skirt with
the guy. That was a halloween we dressed up as
field hockey player. I like that. You look badass in
that one too. Yeah, thank you, dang, I appreciate that.
Notice your uniform was pretty clean in that picture. Was
that after the game? Was that way before the game?
Me and my buddy were going back and forth because
I sent him the picture too of who was worse

(01:02:34):
at freshman football. I think between us both we may
have had two plays. I have no idea what I
was doing. I was line and the coach and the
listen props to the coach. He knew exactly that. I
had no idea what direction.

Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
So I was a big kid, so like I was tall,
so they put me on the line right like they
put me offensive line. So I was next to the
center right so it was guard and uh. Luckily I
was friends with the center and he would whisper to
me what to do, because if not, I had no
idea what I was blocked.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
That guy He's like, yeah, that's exactly what he said.
He said, just go that way. Look there you go. Uh,
those people they have a bad you, not so much.

Speaker 4 (01:03:14):
Rates are slowly ticking down. Gold and silver are up,
and luck be.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
A lady sell South Jersey's rock stations the Xcel more.
I'll ask you what you would tip on this?

Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
Oh, twenty percent, no matter what, twenty what if it's free?

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
Oh even more? That's what I thought. Okay. So so
my wife, now we sent her mother and my mother
in law back to Albuquerque yesterday. Okay, So so we
shoot her back in a plane. Okay, No, this is
the thing she does, and it's nice because she doesn't
get around very well. One time she they changed gates
on her. She has she'd have walked back across the
airport and all. And she's old, in her eighties, right

(01:03:52):
eighty three. So so my wife gets her a wheelchair.
At first she was a little too proud for it,
but now she's like, I don't know, let somebody push
me around the thing. So now before she gets my
wife dumps her off and checks her and everything else.
They put her in a wheelchair, and my wife wants
to see if she has money to tip, and I
was like, I would never think about tipping that, but
of course you should tip that person. That guy who's

(01:04:13):
wheeling you around the airport. Now it's complimentary, doesn't cost anything, No,
but you need to tip. I'm dealing with that with
my mom.

Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
She's in a hospice man at her house and like a
lot of nurses come in, especially like the ones that
got a cleaner and stuff, and I'm like, yeah, I'm like,
I make sure I have cash on me because I
want to throw them a couple bucks. And even like
we were throwing away a lot of stuff because we're
cleaning her house. Like I ran out, dude, we had
a lot of trash last last Friday for trash Day,

(01:04:41):
So I ran out to the garbage guys and I
was like here, and I tipped them each twenty bucks.

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
And I was like yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:46):
I was like, it's gonna be like this for a
couple of weeks, guys, and they were cool.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
They were like, yeah, no worries. Yeah, think about that, Like,
does a nurse expect to be tipped to me?

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
They actually turned it down. Okay, yeah, I guess because
I could get dicey, man, if you got two or
three nurses there a day. Poppy actually said we're not yeah,
we're not allowed. We're not allowed to take the tip. Yeah,
my wife, But I remember it was I forget what
it was. I remember a guy I went to tip
him and he's like, I'm not allowed to take a tip.

(01:05:17):
Put it, Oh dude.

Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
I think it was a Walmart guy, or it was
a guy who worked at like a best Buy.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
It might be better. I remember best Buy guys.

Speaker 3 (01:05:24):
They can't if you put it in my pocket.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
I can't turn it down. Yeah, I do that. They
put it in my front pocket, way down deep, honey.
So my wife sends her out with just like a
couple of bucks. I'm like, wow, you probably should have
been ready for that. I think she had like like
a couple of ones. I'm like, no, I think you know,
each ride to the gate is probably worthy of at
least five at least a light there. I think she

(01:05:51):
might have went three dollars with the first guy. I
don't think she had any ones for the second. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:05:56):
Cash is cash is gold Man like, you got it.
You gotta still like that's a that's a lost art.
You got to travel with cash because people are like,
oh venmo me, No, I'm not going to vent. I'm like,
if a guy's wheeling me around in a wheelchair.

Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
I'm not gonna venmo him. I'm gonna throw him the five,
you know, a fiber or a tenor you know. And
they work hard too, man. I've seen him go off
with down ramps of terminals. Man with big women. I'm like, damn, man,
this guy's really you know, it's like pushing like a
wheelbar a full of bricks, you know. Somebody's yeah, yeah, yah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a little bit like yesterday. Somehow she got back.
I don't know what she enough tip, but yeah, did
she get home safe? Yeah, Yeah, she's home. She's all good.

(01:06:31):
So yeah, yeah, well that's good. Yeah, life's back to well,
not really. My wife. She's on a plane right now
to get away weekend with the girl. So yeah, I
like that. How I like how she ships your mother
in law away and then goes on a vacation by herself. Yeah,
with the girls or her No, I don't know, I
have no idea. So we'll see online boyfriend or whatever
it is. Yeah, yeah, everybody, thanks you calls. He always

(01:06:52):
welcomed on the show. We're glad we're all a part
of it. Stick around, we'll kick off that rock block.
It is one point seven the XL, South Jersey's rock
station ZX. Some morning, when you're smiling, when when you're smiling, smiling,
I'm over smiles at you. And when you're loving, oh
you love? Man, the sun comes shining through. When you're crying.

(01:07:17):
Let you bring on the rind. Are gonna stop your
shot and stop your side? Well to be happy? Where
are you smiling? Let's you smile? Keep on smiling. I'm
who smiling dropping around? Man, I know you guys are awesome.
I love put me guys on my way and work
the ring. She's a guy, Yeah, warming up ship and

(01:07:39):
I'm like, I'm a down Yeah, we're rocking. Hey, thank
you you shot? You're the best? How you doing? Yeah?
Keep me laughing? Then you guys are great? Good morning? Guys?

Speaker 4 (01:07:48):
Are hilario? Got it?

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
Oh god? Is it my radio? Or are you only broadcasting?
And mana I get them the hell out of here
with you roll out? This is the rate that's in
DJ be like, if you're on it, I would listen
to it. Man, getting up in the morning doesn't suck anymore.
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