THURSDAY 3-27-25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Wake Up, Wake Up? Wake Up? Does wake Up?

Speaker 2 (00:14):
In a world of gool mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Above all the rest. And this show.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Isn't it?

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Hey? Man?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
What's up? Good morning?

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Baseball pants? I haven't bought in a while. I don't
know what the style is like. The last time I
played baseball, and even my little guy played baseball, you know,
ten years ago or more, the style was still baseball
pants come to your knee and you wear the high socks.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
I was always doing growing up, man, that was the way.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Now apparently baseball pants are like baggy pants that go
down to the shoe.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
It's supposed to be like the skinny fit pants.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
So so yesterday I get my kids. You gotta you're
ruin it for everybody. My little guy's trying out for baseball.
It's the longest tryouts ever. We're on my second week already,
and uh, I guess the coach got pissed. Kids were
showing up in pajama pants for tryouts. The coach is like,
that's it. Everyone, I want baseball pants on you good

(01:34):
for this coach, He's like, I'm done. Guys like look sweatpants, Like,
get you go out there. You were practicing sweatpants, fine,
but now you're wearing pajama pants.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
You're killing me. So just for the part you want, man,
So I go, and I have to. It's it's not easy, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Facebook yard sales not the greatest when it comes to
baseball pants because you know.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
What's again, you gotta you gotta worry about sods. So
I go.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
I finally get my little guy a pair of pants,
a little snug. I'll be honest, but you know, at
his and his age, he can pull it off me
and you might might look a little silly. Remember when
Chris Christy, our ex governor, he tried to do like
a celebrity softball tournament. It looked like a softball with legs,
and he wore he wore baseball pants that were way
too tight. He looked like Humpty dumpty. So he didn't

(02:16):
want that. So kid's not built like Chris Christy.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
My kid has been. My kid looks like spelt is
what they say.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
That was Christy excited to get in a pair of
baseball pants. You know, you want to be a part
of the team. But yeah, it was a big thing
where my little guys like, yeah, don't get the ones
that go to your knee. That it's it's all about
going to the shoe and have it almost bell out.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
At the at the admission.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Yeah, and then watch baseball, dude, that's what all the
players do now all the barely do the players wear
the high socks anymore. That's not what Danny Zuka wore
in grease. He wasn't very good at baseball, No, he wasn't.
Wasn't very good at track, wasn't very good at baseball.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
What else did he?

Speaker 3 (02:57):
I think he tried basketball, wasn't very good at They tried.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
All of them.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Yeah. Yeah, he was good at falling in love, that's right.
And working on cars and working out on cars. Everybody Thursday,
we'll singing and dancing and singing and dancing while working
on cars.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
And uh. He also was a good swimmer, because didn't
he save her from drowning?

Speaker 3 (03:17):
I thought she saved him. No, he couldn't. I thought
he couldn't swim.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Wasn't he or she that? I can't remember. I nearly
made me in my head.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
But in my head, I just mentionined John Travolton drowning
because she's getting a CPR and had it never proved
that he was a good swimmer in three feet of water?
And why is she almost drowning in three feet of water?
A lot of questions, just pounding her chest, yelling Sandy.
And then the thing is is that they say that
she died drowning.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
This is her dreamy. The theory is.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
He drowned and it was all the last couple of
seconds of her life, this dream that she had. And
that's why they fly off in the space at the end,
they're flying off the heaven looking at my show sheet.
Nothing about grease did I write down for today? Here
we are really because I have nine different notes to say,
hand give in front of me.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
We're gonna find the sure, says Jive.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Oh no it doesn't. We're gonna that's a B, not
into V. That's the XL work Force employee the day.
Who will it be? What will you win? I know
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We'll have your tickets coming out just a little bit
A hundred point sevens the XLS after just Rock Station
z XL Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Good morning, everybody do it line. I can allrite it
and we'll do it line and things sucks. I'm Scotty.
Good morning. Here's some news.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Fo u's on a Thursday opening day of Phillies Baseball Thursday.
The Supreme Court yesterday uphold a Biden administration rule that
regulates unseerialized firearms called ghost guns, delivering a win her
federal efforts to curb gun violence.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Yeah, is it that? I think it's like you can
buy it online and just build it your art yourself.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
They were doing them on these these three D printers, which,
for the life of me, I can't understand.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
I don't understand how three D printers purely you.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
Can somehow don't off a gun. How does that even work?

Speaker 1 (05:17):
I don't know. Well, if in this bill, I don't
even know where we print stuff to this building. It's
illegal now.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
A New Jersey woman is accused of physically abusing at
least six babies when she watched watched them in her
home daycare.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
The investigation McGann.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
When a baby was taken to the hospital after suffering
a bruised eye.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Investigator said the baby had been in the care of.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Daniel Danielle Ingram, who runs a daycare out of her
home in Mount Laurel. Police later determined Ingram had slapped
the baby, as well as the toddler who she was
also watching in her home. She was arrested in March
of twenty twenty five in charge with two countsmen dangering
the welfare of a child and two counts of cruelty,
then arrested again She's a couple days later and charged

(05:56):
with abusing four more and children she watched at her
home daycare. A police chief, now this is up in
North Jersey, but I had to do the story because
this is what happens if me and you ran a
police department. This is super troopers. A police chief in
Hudson County is being accused of assaulting and harassing his officers,
defacing floors, exposing himself, attempting to drug coworkers, and sticking

(06:20):
a hypodermic needle into an officer's penis give us a
little bit more credit than that. You and I'd be
firing bottles on the back of the police cars. The
chief of police Robert Farley, We're not that bad. He
was appointed to the north Bergen Police Department back in
twenty twenty four, is accused of retaliating against an officer
who attempted to report him to the Attorney General. Officers
say Farley's toxics, toxic and abusing behavior had been ongoing

(06:44):
since he became chief. List of complaints are putting ink
on door handles, setting off car alarms, leaving crumbs on
cops desks, serious allegations like racial slurs, spiking the office
coffee pot with viagra, and sending sex toys do an
officers home other than the racial slurs, Yes, this is

(07:04):
all activity you and I would engage in. This guy's awesome. Yeah,
you put ink on the doorknob. I never thought about
that one.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Remember we used to put condoms on the doorknob.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
We did conness and we also put we put stuff
on the Oh no, we put tape over the receiver
and then we call the front lady on a phone.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Lady, Yes, couldn't hear? Yeah? Uh, that's neods. What about sports?

Speaker 3 (07:23):
Wizards beat the Sixers one nineteen one fourteen six ers heat.
That's gonna be Saturday, Flyers Canadians. That's gonna be tonight
and today four oh five start Phills National. Zach Wheeler
takes the mound. We're gonna be at Villa Rafichi over
in Abseeking. We're gonna be there starting about three o'clock
this afternoon, getting ready kickoff opening day for the Phills.

(07:46):
Like I said, four to five, first pitch, Zach Wheeler
takes the mound. Listen to the game right here at THEXL.
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(08:07):
hunch point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station ZXL Morning Show.
So I want to be a good dad. I want
to volunteer when my kid has things coming up in school.
I've done it for Christmas parties where you go out there,
you hand out the cupcakes, you know, yeah, with their
crafts and everything else. You don't it's that awkward thing
you don't know what to do because you don't want
to step on the teacher's toes, right, Like, yeah, just.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Tell me what to do.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
I'm sitting in the little chairs, like you want to
you want to pass out?

Speaker 1 (08:30):
The spring coos from the top. Yeah, I holp be
to spring on guy.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
Yeah here kid, The moms are all judging you because
it's like, why aren't you at work? My kid has
a field trip. I'm like, she's like, you want a chaperone.
I was like, a man, that's fine.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah. I remember my mom's chaperone some of mine. It
was kind of fun.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
Yeah. We went to a power plant once. Well actually
when my dad was working, so we came out. It
was one time like he wasn't miserable. He came out
like I said hi to the kids.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Yeah, it was pretty neat.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
I Uh.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
My mom was a teacher, so she could never chaperone
like my stuff because she was always teaching her own students.
So I never had that that Like, hey, I was
I was kind of jealous of that that like a.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Parent that actually went and was a chaperone. There was one.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
It was uh it was like the Franklin Institute or
the Police Touch Museum or something like that you walk
through the big Heart.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
I couldn't even get on the bus.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
They're like, yeah, you can do it, but you have
to drive there. But I didn't get picked for that one.
You know the other parts that they had, the cool,
the cool field trip. Yeah, yeah, you get the you
get the PTA moms. They're their first in line.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
So I got the I got.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
I segned up for this field trip, boom, one of
the first ones picked. I'm in on this field trip
coming up in a few weeks.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Guess where it is field trip is. Yeah, it's not
an educational thing at all. I don't know what. I
don't even know why they're going to this place. Clemton
Lake Park.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
God, damn it, ain't you right? Really, aren't you rights?
It's still open. It's that death trap is still open. Bro.
I can't imagine. What mean you live to Clement to
Lake Park. Me and you grew up up in that area.
We each grew up about ten minutes from there. A
kid died every summer. We went there a few times,
like that was our thing. Yeah, it wasn't that bad.

(10:00):
Back the booty shaking contests and all kinds of stuff.
I worked, I drove I rode my bike by it
every morning. One summer I worked at a golf course
right behind at Pine Valley. Uh it's uh, it's still open. Wow,
that dirty lake. The log flume, Like, I think a
kid got electrocuted on the log flume once I remember
his story. I don't know if it's true or not.

(10:22):
It's like the Jerry Pennacola Gerbil thing. This was that
some kid got bit by a water moccasin. Because it's
land from the lake into the into the log floor.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
I believe it too. Yeah. Not a lot happens in Clementon,
So I'm like, well, what are they gonna do? Like,
I can't think of one ride.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
I would trust my kid to go on for Clement, Like, wow,
if you tell me great adventure, I get it.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Clement, the taxes were paying Williams down and Clement to
Lake Park is the best you could do. I would
say for my kid to go.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
To Dorney Park, give me a Dorny or a Dutch Wonderland,
give me something, my God, Yeah, Clemitt and Lake.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
I may actually go with you. Shocker. None of the
other parents signed up to go to Clement to Lake Park.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
There's a bar. I think it's still open. It's open
twenty four hours a day. Called the Hideaway. I think
it's a It's about five minutes from there. Me and
you could duck out and go there. But I'll tell
you I was like clement To Lake Park. Yeah, that's
that's I can't listen. I'm almost glad I am chaperona
because not that I'm gonna look over the well being
of the kids. I'm gonna watch my kid because you're

(11:23):
at clement To Lake Park, I would trust. So if
a neighbor said, hey, can we take you're the date
to Clement's Lake Park, I'd say, no, you can't take them.
So what's the date on this? It's in April, So
you're not going on the water park, so you're just
going on the ride side. I guess, yeah, I mean,
can you that's a crappy field trip.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
What rides are they gonna go on? That old I
don't even think that roller coaster is open. It was
taking a field trip.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
And I love you Ocean City, but taking it at
like the Ocean City rides, Yes, it's just not I
mean it's just not a field trip. I'd rather go there.
At least there's something to do. Yeah, you got the
beach at least Clemington freaking Lake Park. Wow, that's the
one I got picked to go.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
On, and that was the I honestly that was that. Yeah,
that was a shot in the dark by me. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
So I'm not going there to make sure the kids
line up and act like survive. I'm there to make
sure they don't die. Yeah, a lot of pressure on
me as a parent. I know growing up, the kids
up in North Jersey had Action Park. Everyone always told
they called the traction park. We had Clementon Lake Park
down here in South Jersey. It was just as bad,
and it's bad now. I mean Google booty shaking contest

(12:25):
at water Park got door comes to the top of
the list.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
I thought they closed it during COVID. I guess they
reopened it. Shit and never reopened this thing. We should
have took a bulldozer through it. Clementon Lake Park, that's
a throwback. Yeah, you go if you want.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
They would try and beg you to go, like you'd
go to this the thrift way with your mom and
they'd hand you free tickets. It's in the middle of
nothing in Clementon. It's it's in it's on this little
crappy lake in Clementon.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Well, I'll be there chaperone, lucky me. Wow.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
Yeah, man, And that's not gonna dude, a field trip
that's like ten minutes from your kids' school like that.
That's not a feel trip ten minutes away from the school.

Speaker 4 (13:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
You want to give the art museum, Please talk to museum.
Franklin call that. Give me something. I don't know. Kids
can do something. Rowan just opened up a dinosaur museum.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Give me that.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
There you go. Look, we we get back.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
We're gonna do some rock news. But I got a
pair of tickets right now. County Crows coming to the
hard Rock. You want tickets sig zero nine six seven
seven one hundred and seven six zero nine six seven
seven one hundred and seven Counting Crows Hard Rock this
summer six zero nine six seven seven, one hundred and seven.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
We'll get back rock news, all right, Joe and Scottie
rock news news. The reunion. I didn't know we needed.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
Randy Bachman and Burton Cummings of the guests who said
they may bring it back in twenty twenty six, is
he the guy also from Bachman Turner Overdrew Yes, Okay,
so Burton comings said he's finishing up some bto stuff now.
Randy Bachman's off part of bt O anymore, and he
said in twenty twenty six, we're gonna get the band

(13:59):
back together, that band being the guess who. He said,
we'll do about thirty songs in our set. That's these eyes, right,
these eyes. They got a couple hits man and they
eventually turned into Bachman Turner Overdrive.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
But I'll do it. I'll do a little guess who.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
I could see that The last time I think they
did something was years ago because they've been suing each
other for the last five years over who gets to
go out as the guests who? So now they're just
putting down the weapons and they're gonna go out together.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Yeah, there's a lot of money to be made. Everybody
shut up, go play music. Is there a lot of money?
I guess there's a lot of money for the guests
who what they had with let's say, something's better than nothing.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
But they're smart, man, because the lawsuits have been over like,
there's so many offshoots now. I guess to the guests who,
he's like, they're cover bands out there, they're not even
like real bands. So he's like, let's get the original
players back together and let's let's us make some money.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Let's show them what real talent looks like. That's right,
we're the guess who. Damn it.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
We've talked about Gene Simmons a lot kiss putting. They're
not putting the makeup back on, but they're going to
perform again since the retirement for some kiss palooza happening
out in Vegas next year. Gene ended up canceling a
ton of his solo tour because a lot of people
are saying lack of ticket sales. Well, uh, he's being

(15:17):
roasted now because he was offering at these and I
guess there's still some tour days happening for his solo tour.
Gene Simmons for thirteen thousand dollars, you could be roady
for a day. Jeez, thirteen thousand dollars you could be
roady for a day with Gene Simmons. And I guess
a lot of people are goofing on Gene. Would you
go see them without the makeup on?

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Just the sure?

Speaker 3 (15:38):
If I got a free ticket to see Gene, all right,
free ticket, right, I would go see it. I'll tell
you what I go see. I've seen Ace by himself.
I've never seen Peter by himself. Don't you like the
free theatrics? I guess of it, Well, there's no theatrics
when when it's just Gene out there in no makeup,
it's just Gene and.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
A base that I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
Okay, But Paul Stanley, he goes out with like a
like a like a a rhythm uh, like a rhythm band,
like an R and B band.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
You ever see like the sensational Soul Cruisers. They're like
a cover band that plays this area. Sure, yeah, right,
It's like it's like the Temptations. Man, it's like five
black guys on a stage singing his soulful music.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Very rhythmic. Paul goes out there and does that. Well
that's kind of cool. J I would see that, right.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
Gene just goes out there and I don't even think
Gene Jean sings like a couple of the songs. But
then there's another guy who sings and they're like and
just goes out there and kills it. Peter I don't
think he can drum anymore because he's got arthritis Uh,
but whatever it looks like for thirteen grand you could
be Gene Simmons Roady and he's getting boothed on. I'm

(16:44):
gonna call your wife and maybe we'll split it for
your birthday. Don't you have a birthday coming up? Well,
there are three local shows to see Gene Simmons. Are
you guys gonna chip in for the thirteen thousand to
get me to be a roady h May fifth up
in Red Bank, May sixth in Montclair, and May eighth
and Bethelhempens.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Maybe I'll just write him a letter, tell him you're sick.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
Make a wish. Might make a wish? Would be Gene
Simmons and me being a roadie. Remember so they got
Joe Namath onto the under.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
The Great Brady Bunch. Yeah, that and also Davy.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
Jones made an appearance on The Brady Bunch. I believe
there was also a baseball player too, was it Drysdale?
There were okay, there was, Uh, there was a famous
football player when Peter was on the football team, because
Peter was also in the glee club and they were
making fun of Peter. And it turns out this day,
Oh god, I'm trying to think of like Deacon was

(17:37):
it Deacon Jones?

Speaker 4 (17:38):
Jones?

Speaker 3 (17:38):
It might have been Deacon Jones, Yeah, something like that.
He was The GEK Club shows up.

Speaker 4 (17:45):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
Lindsey Buckingham and Mcfleetwood. They reuniting for the first time
since twenty eighteens when Lindsay was fired from Fleetwood mac.
Uh they've remained friends. Uh.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
So apparently.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
They have a studio project they're doing together called Lindsay
Buckingham Christine McVie. H it will not include Stevie Nicks,
who hates Lindsey Buckingham. So apparently everyone who's still alive
in Fleetwood Matt Once, which is Mick Fleetwood really Mick
Fleetwood Once, Lindsay Buckingham back in the band, but Stevie

(18:20):
Nick said she vowed never to work with Buckingham again.
She said, I always have a fantasy that she and Lindsay,
oh this is Mick talking, that she and Lindsay would
pal a bit more and say everything's okay. That's not happening.
Stevie Nix has said I dealt with Lindsay for as
long as I could. You could not say that I
did not give him more than three hundred million chances

(18:43):
that's coming from Stevie Nicks dealing with Lindsey Buckingham.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
He also did the last song in Vacation, the movie
Vacation when they're on the roller coaster.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
What's the because he did it's called, uh the Holiday Road.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
That was his biggest solo hit was Holiday Road from
Vacation another one he did, and it was a song
at the end, you mean, like when John Candy is
on the roller coasters.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
When when they're rolling the credits, because I'm like, hey,
I like this song. Yeah, and it's a Lindsay Buckingham too.
I'm gonna tell you right now what it is.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
Well, Lindsay apparently's a pain in the ass and he's
never gonna perform ever again with Fleetwood Mac, but him
and Mick Fleetwood are teaming up to work on some stuff.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Okay. It was called Dancing Across the USA by Lindsay Buckingham. Oh,
that one not a hit.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
No Holiday Road though it hit, Yeah definitely. Oh when
it was Deacon Joe, Yes, he was in the Brady
Man Deacon Jones. Wow, I don't remember the Deacon Jones episode.
I was too caught up with Davy Jones. Uh.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
There you go some Rocket News for it. Bang Wren
can feel like throwing money away, and when you're spending
so much, it can be hard to see yourself buying
a home.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
Lunch point seven z xls out Jersey's rock station, streaming
online on the iHeartRadio application. So my my wife will
send me these different like Instagram memes or like whatever,
right and and throughout the day, I'll just get one
pops up. Yesterday she sends me one. And it's like,

(20:09):
when you start dating a girl, you know that she's
gonna be expensive. Just you gotta figure out a price, right,
like meaning like you know, going into when you start
a relationship, broads cost money. Yeah, okay, some more than others. Yeah,
but that's what I said to my wife. So my
wife's like, yeah, this is true. And I was like,
I guess, I said, but here's the problem. I said,

(20:31):
this is telling me to pick a price when we
first start dating, and then then we stick with it.
I said, when we first started dating, you were a
two point fifty a beer type of girl, right, right,
Like I could take you out for Happy Hour, knock
out a couple miller lights, right, get some some bruskies,
some cold Wisers, some Steve Wiser's.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
And that would be cool.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
Then all of a sudden, now we live in a
it's a thirteen dollars dirty martini. Right, So that's like
a four hundred percent increase.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
So this is this is a lie. So it's so
the Instagram meme post, whatever reeal you.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
Sent me is a complete lie because I signed up
for three dollars and fifty cents of beer.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
You wanted a happy hour girl, and now I'm.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
Getting a fourteen dollars thirty martini or an espresso martini.
I married, Yes, ma'am, I met my wife. We would
take Sundays would be Golden Corral. Now listen, if I
were to say that to my wife now I have put.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Dude, she would never go.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
But I remember seven nights we were hungover from wherever
we were the night before we baged the brains out
of each other. We woke up and went the Golden Corral.
That's the girl friend. They all change, They are never
the one go off with. So then I send that
back to my wife saying, hey, that's a four hundred
percent increase over the last ten eleven years, and she goes.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Well, I grew up you need to grow up with me. Well,
how about this, and I go. I went.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
When we first started dating, I was drinking Keystone Light.
I've upgraded to Miller Lite. It's still not bad.

Speaker 4 (21:59):
Right.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
I would have frozen meatballs out of a bag when
I first met her. Now I eat her meatballs. Now
I would say this, if this is what you're telling me,
how long you've been how long you've been married.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Married se eighteen eighteen to now? It's that seven years? Okay?
Seven years? Okay.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
So so when you signed up for this, you signed
up for you gave her an eight year contract. So
now after the eight years, you should go back to go.
She need to go.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
She had that contract and say, wait a minute, Now
I got her.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
You got this money in the beginning, but what are
you looking for the second because I might want to
trade it or you could test the free agency market.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
She's got a rookie deal, right like that.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
I signed her up on a three dollars and fifty
cent two dollars fifty happy hour Miller Lite deal. Yeah,
and now you know she's we we've had a good
eleven year run, right, she's she's Aaron and Rogers me
where she wants.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Now you know.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
She she's like, hey, I deserve the fourteen dollars espresso
Martini pruce.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Now you do.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
But maybe it's not right for this franchise because we're
trying to build up.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
We're a small market. Oh she's gonna kill us. So yeah,
I want to say this meme was completely off.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
Now she also be in this our quarterback could fire
the head coach, which is you yes, which sounds like
that might actually what happened to the Jets. Yes, you're
winning games. Now you're bants down game number four. So yeah,
so this is real, she says it was, and it
was so dough because you got to go in knowing
the price. I did three dollars and fifty cents, two

(23:31):
dollars and fifty cents. We actually got kind of better,
better and worse because like when I first met her,
it was shoes.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
You moved us. There was like a hundred pair of shoes,
like not even joking, it was it was shoes. It
was it was the purses. It was I know, a
first kid, she got a twelvehundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Year.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
Everything. It was expensive.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
But now in our older age, now we see they
know that was kind of silly back then, dude.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
I still likes nice things like they see franchises. Man,
I call it. My wife is very and she likes
nice things.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
I'll tell you food none of that, dude. I'll tell
you you don't cost a lot of money. Is my
and your wife does the same thing. They eat super healthy, Dude,
it's super expensive to eat super healthy. I look at
the grocery bills that, you know, the stuff she's buying, Dude,
some of it it's like four or five times the
amount of what it should be because it's because it's

(24:23):
whole or real and it doesn't have steroids in it
or something.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
We had house guests. I one and got creamer for coffee.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
So yesterday she's making it. Started at that house making it.
She's making it with regular milk. I was like, well,
there's creamer there. She's like, yeah, well it's it's not
it's not grassed or homebrown, organic or I don't know,
free range.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Get that at our house too.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
If I'm a goddamn cow, which is probably the same
crap in your milk. So my wife and God bless
them for wanting to eat healthy. I've had to dig
out of our main trash can on our driveway. My
wife's like, I need to see what the ingredients are
what you made. So I've already thrown it away. I'm
digging out of the trash can, which is super unhealthy
to find the back of a cart or a back

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of a box.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
So she can read what's in it, Like, I'll tell
my wife.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
I was like, I don't know, man, So so if
I buy the not free range and the headless chicken
chicken at what time? I'm like, well, if we go
to a restaurant, you don't know what that restaurant is
serving you very well not had a head Well, I
love the The healthiness of the food is also based
on the amount of drinks they have. You give them
a two or three drinks. All of a sudden, mazzarella

(25:29):
sticks are on the table. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
We my wife and I come back from a thing
late night, meet her and one of the neighbors. We're
stopping at. Now I'm convincing her. I was like, you
gotta try a Wa Wa cheeseburger house. The ass out
of that cheeseburger whatever else I got her. Look we
get back, we'll knock out some headlines.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
One hundred point seven CXL, South Jersey's rock station.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
CXL One Shop.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
I hope this becomes the thing now. I was sexist
when I uh, when I saw this, go dawn that
this was me. I was wrong. So but you are
growing as a person because you're admitting you you realized
you're sexist. So my uh, I'm getting some work done
in brigantine trim doors, the whole deal. So my buddy said, Hey,

(26:16):
I had this female carpenter. She's gonna be doing the
work at your house. And I'm like, there was one name.
Karen wants like is this guy?

Speaker 1 (26:23):
Just who was that? Okay, just figure it out. Karen Carpenter.
Oh that was from a horror movie, wasn't it. No,
the carpenters. Oh, the group, the group, Karen Carpenter, this
is actually a carpenter.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
Like what was she? Like? Jesus Christ was she was
a carpenter? So what he says, I got this female carpenter.
She didn't like to eat either, And I'm like, damn,
I was like, are you just pushing this woman off?
Because you can kind of fill me in because it's
not a rush job or what is it she does
all the that's still a trade where it's like, Okay,
it is a little lot. I'll turn my head a

(26:57):
little bit. Sure it is. And then he's running her
own crew. Well, she has her and her son of
the two doing it. Now I get there, I'm thinking that.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
I don't know. I'm thinking it's like a seven year old. Yeah,
I'm thinking she has like a son.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
He's in a car seat in the quarner. She's doing
a trim.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
He's sucking in dust, he's playing with the nail gun
like I don't know what's going on. But it was
a it was like a teenage son.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
It's a grown man.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
I get there and I'm like, hey, how you doing.
Speaks a lot of English, you know. I thought she
Spanish broad, but yeah, enough to I could really understand her.
I go in, Man, I'm looking at the work. It's
perfect because women are perfectionists. The trim looks amazing, the
doors are perfectly hung. I'm like I'm looking for I'm like,

(27:40):
there's no way this. I'm looking for something that's gone wrong.
You now would refer her now I'm talking to one
of the refer her more because she is a woman.
I'm talking to one of the guys that kind of
you know, works in his other Like, he's one of
the electricians that works on my buddy's crew, and I'm like.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Hey man, I was like, she did a great job.
He said.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
When we do a job, if she's not the carpenter,
he's like, it sucks. He's like, I would rather her
do all the jobs. She's the best one we have.
Then we get to talk and this happened with a
friend's cousin or whatever it was. It was a girl
who went to HVAC school.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Boy. She is killing it right now. It's one of
those times anybody who's going with that physically tag.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
You're not lifting the air condition in trade, and right
now the trades are hot. Man, it is to be
an electrician. You're wiring up houses. There's nothing heavy that
a woman can't do. You can do all these things,
and there's tons of money to be But I hope
it becomes a thing for females.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Man, there's a part of me. My son, he you know,
he goofed off for.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
A semester in college, right and took a semester off
and he was like, I think I'm going to go
to school for welding. And my ex wife was like no, no,
and I was like, yeah, dude, go to school for welding,
especially because college it doesn't seem to be suiting you.
He ended up going back to school changing his major
nine times. But but I was like, yeah, man, go

(28:57):
go to welding school.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
I'm all for that.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
My kids might see two years of college for a
business class or econow you want to learn a little
bit about that, that's fine. Other than that, man, unless
you're a doctor, lawyer, accountant, dude, I'd rather you go
find a trade RELI like, bang out four years. You're
making money, you're a head of the curve. You don't
have school loans. It's perfect, especially for kids like mine
because they're not real studious. I'm like, you just want
to make money, be.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
The body. You got the strength, the energy for it.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
Do it while you're Usually if you go to a
trade right out of high school, right you do like
two years of schooling an apprenticeship, you can start by
twenty twenty one.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
Your you're on your way.

Speaker 4 (29:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
And I don't think kids do that. I mean, dude,
I would eleven, let's say, tenth, eleventh, twelfth grade. My
dad work instruction. My spring, my Easter break was always
being on a construction site, just like hauled around would man.
I remember the guys wrote their breakfast order on a
two by four and I walked to mcdonaldson did it?

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Me and a guy. It's the stuff we did. Me
and guy were talking. He's got a couple of years
on me. You know, he has kids. I have kids.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
We both agreed. Eighteen, you get out of high school,
do not go right to college. Two years in the workforce, yes,
figure it out. Two years in the workforce, get to
see what real life's about. Then you decide do I
want to go to college. Then you decide do I
want to continue this work, this trade. But you gotta
you gotta do real life right out of high school.
And the problem is we coddle everyone and we let

(30:15):
them go to these colleges and don't do anything. Now
it's party school, so it is, you know. And now
it's a party school called sixty grand a year.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Ladies. There's a place called Penco Tech.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
Yeah. And I used to see the commercials were people
that had no jobs during today. I saw it stayed
from school, guys. Well, there was one stuff up, man.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
If you stayed home from school.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
There were three jobs Maco Yah truck, truck, truck driving training,
school and pen codes act.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
Yeah, CDL boy, look at your CDL.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
Be pretty good money just driving a truck, smoking cigarettes,
salt pat and drink at red Bulls.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Look we get back, man, We'll do a thing called
the track. Oh why love trash?

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Anything thirty.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
Doty anything, racket rock or roughing. Yes, love trash.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Why this guy's getting married? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
Jeff Bezos one of the richest people in the world.
He's getting married to his girlfriend, Lauren Sanchez. I guess
people are starting to find out who's attending the A
list wedding. Eva Longoria, Katy Perry, Orlando Blue, Oprah Winfrey,
Kim Kardashian and more.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Eva Longoria did date her. I love her.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
She's hot, man, She's been hot for twenty some odd
years now. Evanka Trump is going to be there with
her husband, Jared Kushner. The wedding is rumored to take
place in Italy over the summer. No Bezos hated Trump,
didn't he hate all them? If they all hated Trump
until until Trump got elected, and you remember they all
visited them they're on the front road during a Yeah,

(32:08):
they're all like, yeah, okay, all right this guy.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Because here's you see their true colors.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
Man, they want to come out. They they they bash
and bash and bash until it's like.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
What we can make money?

Speaker 3 (32:18):
Yep, oh okay, Like look at Zuckerberg, he's done a
complete one eighty like we went back.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
We Uh, I'll take people behind the curtains.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
You you hit me up the other day and you're like, hey, man,
I'm attached to uh Facebook dot com forward slash Jojo
and Scotty has your personal page and uh and you said, hey,
like we you know, we have some we have some
strikes against that page. Flag last last spring, No, we
got flat. Well we got flag glass spring for something.
Now I'm gonna put all the pieces together for it.

(32:48):
So uh, we get flagged constantly Facebook dot Com Forward
slash Jojo and Scotty and so it's a constant battle
where I'm fighting and then you got to appeal and
blah blah blah. Right, you put some work in man
for this, because here's what the problem prob is. It's
sort of like radio. If one person complains, it could
shut down the whole thing. So you got to really
be diligent and fight. So this one thing, dude, and

(33:09):
I won't get into what it is because I don't
want to get any more trouble. It was stupid.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
I showed you what it was.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
It was so stupid, but they said it was it
had something to do with something, and I'm not going
to bring it up because this is like poison on
social media. This will get you shut down. So this one,
I couldn't fight this one. They kept denying, denying, and dying.
So we got we got hit and like, I don't know.
One of the things is that you can't you can't

(33:35):
do certain things. Can't you can't add things to your page,
and they pretty much freeze your account.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
And uh so I showed you. I said, hey, look
this is what we got in trouble for. Because everyone always.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
Thinks it's for our selfies and stuff and these hot checks,
because it's it's our wives are always like, oh the selfie, right,
it's not believe me.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
It's it's never the selfie. It's always dumb other stuff.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
So I look at the picture and I go, wait,
did we post this because we had nailed for it
last year, But when do we post this March of
twenty twenty.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Now, what was happening in March of twenty twenty. Oh yeah,
that was COVID.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
Huh COVID and what was happen We were ushering in
a very woke period of time. Yeah, and what was
some of the wokest companies? Facebook And at that time, man,
Facebook was coming after everybody.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Yeah, election about that time too.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
And Facebook was coming after everybody, and we were getting
nailed constantly. And it was funny. I looked at the
date and I go, yeah, that adds up, that adds
up twenty twenty. But it's so funny how we got
nailed last year for something that was four years.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Before they went back and solid.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
And so it just shows, man, those guys were so woke.
And then Trump gets in the office and here we
are about face great. Zuckerberg's like, we could put anything
on Facebook now, and a lot I think had to
do with Elon getting Twitter. Yes, that was the huge
EA in Twitter, and they're like, whoa, you could do
that and you could let people head like different opinions.

(35:04):
It doesn't have to be all the same thing. Let's
see here, Sidney Sweeney has called off her wedding due
to quote major issues. Sidney Sweeney a very talented actress.
She was engaged to Jonathan Devino and she's calling off
her wedding. Okay, I believe this is I believe I

(35:25):
have the reason. It's because in the last couple of years,
like the last year, she's become like the hottest thing
in Hollywood. Jonathan Dovino is not the hottest thing. Let's
play the game a little bit. So I think she
pumped the brakes real quick, and she's like, well, I
could get like a list and not Jonathan Devino. Kelly

(35:47):
Clarkson is saying that schools and I kind of agree
with her. She's like, hey, man, most parents work. The
stay at home moms, stay at home dad thing really
doesn't happen unless.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Parents work from home. But they should be working. She said.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
Schools that have stuff during the middle of the day
kind of sucks because it's hard to get to your
kid's school because it's the middle of the days.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Like the awards and everything. Yeah, principals list, yes, see
it all. I get that man out. Look.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
Because of our schedule, I was able to make those things,
but I was the only guy. It was me, and
if there was any other guys, I knew they were unemployed.
Like last week, I'm up bringing my kid eye drops.
That's in the morning, ten ten thirty something like that.
I'm watching a bunch of parents I know walk out.
I'm like, what are you doing here? My kid got
principals lists like he did. Is that why you're here?

Speaker 2 (36:33):
No?

Speaker 3 (36:33):
No, mine, just these eye drops. He didn't get principals lists.
But you're right, like, I don't know that guy had
to run down to Kate May to go to work.
I'm like, damn dude, Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a hustle
to make those things. Yeah, COVID helped out a lot
because COVID stopped a lot of that nonsense because they
would do was something almost every week at my kid's school.
Then COVID hit and they don't exist anymore. We're wrapping

(36:55):
up with this Teresa Gooden's she was one of the
Jersey housewives, went to jail for tax evasion, her and
her husband. They got the bores. Her husband gets out
of jail, what's he do evades taxes again? He's getting
whacked with another taxling for three million bucks. I just
played this game a Wesley snipe. Is he in jail
or not in jail? Not in jail, but he's out.

(37:16):
Did go to jail for tax evasion? He read a
book and I love this. He read a book that
told him that paying taxes is unconstitutional. Yeah, so he
tried that and went to jail. If it worked, did
not work, But it's in the book. Man, not even
making that up. There you go so trash for it.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
Hey you still.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
I had been doing radio in South Jersey. Good morning,
let's go man, let's give some stuff away, buddy. How
you doing.

Speaker 4 (37:44):
It's early. I haven't done a self check yet.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
I was.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
I was in a wadwall the other day getting coffee
and it's like, I don't know, it's like four three, five,
four o'clock in the morning. Yeah, and I was like, hey, man,
how's it going or something like that. Like I had
made on contact with this guy doing the coffee. He's like,
oh today, I'm like, today hasn't even started yet.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
Like you're just maybe work. Maybe he's just wrapping up
his day. He already psyched yourself out.

Speaker 4 (38:07):
Probably on midnights or something. Because I did that for
a while.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
Yeah, and you never get used to that. I don't
care how long you work overnights or late nights. It sucks, man.
You never get used to that, that schedule, Yeah, getting
up for like we get up in the middle of
the night. We don't get up early. We get up
in the middle.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
Like I know, Joe, Jojo, you work nights. I work nights.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
The biggest thing was if you didn't get stuck life
stuff done before work, everything was closed when you got
when you got done work, so and even like I
couldn't even go to a bar to get a beer
because all the bores were cloked.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Yep. Sucked, man, suck, yeah, yep, yep.

Speaker 4 (38:42):
What do you do?

Speaker 1 (38:43):
What's your schedule?

Speaker 4 (38:43):
Like, my schedule is basically hitting into work now and
getting out around four thirty five.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
That's perfect. That's the end long day though. Yeah, man,
that's a lot. It's a long day.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
Now you do that five days a week, six days
a week, five Good for you, buddy, Good for.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
You working hard. Is there overtime of Bob or do
you have a three hour lunch break?

Speaker 3 (39:03):
Now?

Speaker 4 (39:03):
I gotta go check out some things at different locations
before I go into the actual job.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
GOSA.

Speaker 4 (39:10):
I spent about forty forty five minutes to an after art,
just driving to the different locations, checking something down before
I have to actually head into my job.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
Yeah, I like I can handle that because I'm not
stuck in in office. I'm at least bouncing around a
little bit.

Speaker 4 (39:24):
Yeah, it is nice, all right, the bill, that's all.
That's all it matters. Keep my family fat all you need.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
Well, here's some good news. You got tickets for the
Counting Crows, the hard Rock.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
Great man.

Speaker 4 (39:36):
Great, that's great, it's wonderful.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
All right, you stay on hold. We're gonna get all
your info. But you're going to see the County Crows
the hard Rock this summer. Right.

Speaker 4 (39:43):
Sounds good?

Speaker 3 (39:43):
Thanks.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
I sent an email to the big wigs that I heard.
I said, is there a chance instead of the morning
show we could do the afternoon show? Oh and then
just and just play it the next day?

Speaker 1 (39:53):
What they say?

Speaker 3 (39:54):
No response yet. It was like it was about seven
days ago. Yeah, we were thinking of uh, yeah, like
could you do that? I think we sent us to
Mexico for a week and we'll just do the shows
from the perfect Yeah. We tried that once. That didn't
work out well either. We made a lot of bad
decisions with this show. Well, you know what, we were
just trying to find our way. But they did talk
about there is just put booze in front of us

(40:14):
at at all, on cluse or whatever I gave you
on the on the phone, make a cocktail of Xanax
and booze and expect me to make it on air.
I don't like the lie, but that was the one
time I can remember where we called the guy and said,
there's also no internet here at the hotel.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
We can't possibly send the show back. No, it's because
I was.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
I was.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
I was blitzed out of my mind. I lost the
whole day of my life. But that would be fun.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
If we could do the show from Mexico every day,
Well send it back here, because that was an afternoon.
We were really pretty more new to that company at
the time. But now, man, I would I would have
I would have been angry at you if we didn't do.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
The show with me blacked out on Xanax. And we
were right, we do the show.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
That's a fun show where Scotty's completely blacked out. It's
radio magic. The consultants would call that radio magic. Remember,
we were stuck in Mexico for eight days. And this
is like I mean in and it was prevalent at
the time, but it was still dicey in Mexico. And
this is when the Boston marathon bombing happened. And we're

(41:12):
getting like drips and drabs of news and we're like,
what's going on in the States, Like they're talking about
did they locked down the city of Boston. There's a
guy hiding in a backyard with bombs, say Larry Bird
on it, Like, then, what's happened? Then somebody was like,
it's a grand theft auto style. They're driving the streets
of Boston throwing out explosives and I'm like, what's happening?

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Why is Larry Bird's name? Mention is that Larry Birds
like to.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
Give me another xanax I gotta And we get back
to the states Man and you get the aftermath of
the Boston marathon bombing.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
You're like, holy hell, that's nuts. Yeah, I at home.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
Yeah for those eight days, you didn't know. I didn't look.
We get back well knock out some headlines lunch point
seven see exiles out Jersey's rock station streaming on the
iHeartRadio app, where you can also find the talkback feature.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Tomorrow Friday show, we'll do talkbacks. So we get him in.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
Go to the Heart Radio app, just hit the microphone button.
Leave us a talk back. We will get it on
the air.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
iHeartRadio app. Search w z x L.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
That's what you want to search w z x I'll
make us our make ye make us your number one
pre set.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Yeah, we can see that.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
It comes up on a big screen like, oh my god,
you know, uh Becky from Downtownship, she just made us
the number one present.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
I'm like, loves down, thank you. Jim and Dorothy just
logged on.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
We talked about it in headlines that we did a
story about a police chief who's getting in trouble because
he did goofy stuff like you would put stuff on
door handles. I think he peed on the floor like
you would do. Wacky stuff. Used to be pranks, we
called them.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
We do it here. We've done it here, all right.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
I think we've we've now because we've talked about how
politicians need to be more like us, and for too
long politicians has been old curmudgeons, right, but now we
want younger people in there. Okay, I don't want that anymore.
So here's here's what we got. We got young people
that have come into like Congress. Let's use Congress as

(43:10):
an example. I don't know what happens. I don't know
if they're flying drones now over Congress when it's in session.
But here's what you're finding. And dude, it's ridiculous. You're
watching these younger congress people, right, men and women. One
woman was coloring in a coloring book. This is why

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Congress was in session, by the way, One congresswoman was
coloring in a coloring book. Another guy, a congressman, was
playing Game Boy, the old game. We're over the head
like they're taking aerial footage from from the ceiling view
of I don't know whatever they call it, Congress Hall.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
What do they call it? Where the State House? Wherever
it is is the Lincoln Monument, right, they're taking the planetarium. Dude.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
There's one woman, she's all she's on Instagram, just going
through her Instagram, and I go, okay, I don't want
these people in Congress anymore.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
Like they're not even paying attention to what's happening here.
They're me and you. This is what me and you
would be doing. How the woman who was coloring in
a coloring book.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
How somebody's people get voted in. It's so ridiculous that
you say you want those both men? Can I say
I want some young energy and I guess that's forties
and fifties somebody. These people are like no, no, in
your twenties. Yeah, it's this immature mentality. It's the like
on a color book, like that's a child. They that
person should be removed. Just rebolery all in a coloring book.

(44:46):
The guy playing game boy. If I did that at
a job, right, let's say we're we're not meeting here
at iHeart, I got a coloring book, you're on a
game boy. We would be fired, But nobody gets fired
when they're in politics. I want I want you look,
I wanted to go back to old people. To the
worst we got was they fell asleep. Yes, like our president,
that's all what I want. But I'm watching these people
and this is like I'm gonna say half a dozen

(45:08):
were caught doing things they should have been doing. One,
like I said, perusing their they're all perusing their phones now,
so no one's paying attention to what's actually happened.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
Put them in the basket before you even walk in there.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
One that was shocking to me. And once again, I'm
not picking on anyone. This is Republicans, Democrats, men and women.
Uh they them's.

Speaker 4 (45:29):
It was.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
It was game I mean it was a guy on
a game boy, but a game.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
Boy just not paying attention to doing something else, coloring
in a coloring book while Congress was happening in front
of her.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
That's why I give Biden to pass, all right.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
He did with old people that are ready to die
or supposed to do, you doze off, you're bored, You
stumble over your words, you lose your train of thought.
You did everything an old guy's supposed to do. These
are young people that either want to make a statement
and want to go viral on the like look at me.
I hate the Republicans so bad. I'm just gonna color
on a colored book. But somebody hired you to do
a job many so bad. Now here's the thing a

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boggles my mod. Why you vote for this dummy? She
was a bartender. She has no business being there, But
it's like a popularity content that she's probably gonna she's
probably gonna run for president.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
She got a great ass. She was in these jeans
and doing his thing. Now, great ass.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
So Trump to me is very entertaining, but some of
the stuff that he's now ushered in has made it worse.
And he made it cool to curse, so now the
Democrats don't know how to deal with it. So they're
like a kid learning to curse for the first time.
So now they just throw curses in, just the curse

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and it looks silly, Like there's this one broad Jasmine
Crockett is her name, and she just drops like the
F bomb m f R and but like she does
it in front of like school children, like it doesn't
make any sense.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
That's the leader of your party.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
And again I wish the Democrats would put somebody better
up there so we had someone to choose from the
last election. I'm not a diehard Republican, but yeah, I
don't know. Common sense is common sense? Like I'm watching,
Jael is probably gonna be she's one of the girls.
They It could be an AO, say AOC Crockett ticket.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Run in this you know what, that's probably what she
would call.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
Well, here's the thing they're doing, like Instagram and TikTok
dances in the halls of discret.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
How silly.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
That is like, I'm like, well, this is where we're
at now, huh, this is where we're at. It's how
do I get viral? How do I get on the
inter and how do people like?

Speaker 1 (47:33):
That's all it is?

Speaker 3 (47:33):
But the woman, dude, and you can on the eyes
of my children google it. It's a congress woman coloring
in a coloring book during a session of Commons.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
Unbelievable. They should throw it right out of her head.
We get back like casino.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
They should open the doors with her head and escort
her out what handy in color?

Speaker 4 (47:51):
With?

Speaker 2 (47:52):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (47:53):
Yes, look, we get back. I actually want a hammer,
will do a thing called You think you have a bet?
Do you think you've got in bed? I don't think
we have it bad.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
It's all fun and games until someone brings edibles to
a middle school in Yazoo City, Mississippi. Six students had
to be taken to the hospital after chowing down on
some edibles brought to school by a fellow student. Because
it looks like gummy bears. But we'll just let them
sleep it off, but give them some chips. It's likely
the kid won't be charged. Yeah, go after the parent.
I don't blame the kid. As far as the school district,

(48:26):
the statement confirms that they were aware of the incident
are cooperating with authorities to get to the bottom of
what happened. All the Stone students are reportedly now out
of the hospital and doing just fine. They're like, wait, man,
that felt pretty good.

Speaker 4 (48:37):
What was that.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
It is middle school, so these kids may have known
what they're doing. This isn't like elementary school where it
was just given to the kids. In middle school, these
kids like, you know, we're gonna be so high When
it comes to space travel, there's arguably no name more
legendary than who Jojo Buzz. No, Neil Armstrong. Oh him,
Buzz is up there, but Neil's the guy I like
Buzz pretty much can said yeah, we never went to

(49:01):
the moon. Now, one space fanatic with deep pockets can
to own a piece of Neil armstrong history.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
An auction has been set up.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
To celebrate the Apollo eleven mission and was it was
the Omega Speedmaster Pro watch, which was worn by Neil Armstrong.
The Tribute to Astronauts watch is eighteen carat gold and
presented to Armstrong in nineteen sixty nine. Auction ends on
April seventeenth. Bidding currently stands at two hundred and forty
two thousand bucks. So he didn't wear its space I
don't want it, then it's a big deal. So my brother, man,

(49:34):
he had this great idea, or you know, it's not
a great idea, it's an idea.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
But it's funny that no one knows what Neil Armstrong
looks like. We know the name.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
So my brother was going to buy a bunch of
his books. Right, Neil had put out a book and
just put a folding table in front of a supermarket
and put the books out, and my brother was going
to pretend or find an old guy to pretend to
be Neil Armstrong. Perfect just sign people's books. But dude,
I'm pretty sure people would buy it because who knows
what Neil Armstrong looks like.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
Are you sure that's him? Yeah, he's in front of
the walmart.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
You know why my brother thought it was the funniest thing.
He's like, dude, old people at a supermarket would just
go pictures would be taken with him. He goes, I
charge them like twenty bucks up a signature. Now I'd
back into the handicapped spot and watch it all go down.
I'd laugh my ass off if you did it. Do
you want the states that are best to hide out
in case of an alien of asion New Jersey? All right,

(50:28):
we'll start with ten and work our way up. This
is best hideout, state wise, best hide out if an
alien invates. I'm gonna say they have a lot of trees, right.
Number ten, Georgia, Okay, Number nine, this makes sense. Alaska
number eight, Why north and not South North Carolina?

Speaker 1 (50:51):
But not South Carolina?

Speaker 3 (50:52):
Number seven, Wisconsin, number six, Florida, number five, Minnesota. Now
once again, this is the states to most likely survive
and alien evasion.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
Number four.

Speaker 3 (51:06):
Dude, this is so wrong New York. You would never survive.
They're gonna blow New York up at a second. First thing,
they're gonna take out that in DC. Massachusetts is number three.
Number two.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
I agree with this because nobody cares.

Speaker 3 (51:18):
Alabama and number one, Virginia is the best place to
be if an alien invades.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
We got all those.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
Trees here, the pine bears. I guess we're screwed because
we are sandwich between DC. We had DC, Philly and
New York.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
I guess we're screwed. There you go, those people they
have a bed, you not so much. Bang w Rent conf.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
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Speaker 1 (51:45):
Yo.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
Caskets are heavy. I told you, dude, I never carry one. Yes,
as a kid, christ has a has a. I was
a pall bear when I was like ten or eleven.
And this is before they let you do it on
a cart and you actually had to carry it. And
I'll it's like, man, it's twelve years old, eleven years old,
it was. It's a heavy because you gotta you know,
let's say one hundred and seventy five, one hundred and

(52:07):
eighty pound body.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Yeah, then you got the casket that gets a bro. Yeah, yesterday,
I am gonna go to the funeral. It's fun. Got through.
It was fun.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
Yeah. I saw everybody I wanted to see. I saw
the ants get some saw some cousins.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
I wanted to play this game. I went to the lunch.
I went to lunch, and.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
I wanted to play the game ahead cause let's guess
the food at the lunch.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
Now, I gotta I want to I want, I want,
I want some hints.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
Okay, where was the lunch afterwards? Okay, it was an
Italian spot after the restaurant. Was it a restaurant or
a catering hall restaurant?

Speaker 1 (52:40):
It was nice restaurant, Italian restaurant. Okay, three courses, I'm
gonna say that. Two courses in a dessert. Yeah, yeah,
I had something. Okay, there was a fish. Yeah. Well,
let's start with the first course.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
So there was a so you want to go a court,
I mean was it was a It was a bread
and sally caes or salad. Yeah, I was on the table.
Second soup, uh no, this was right to the meal.
This was a salad. The third course was like a
dessert or something. But actually it wasn't really a course.
They just threw a bunch of crap on.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
The some ice cream at okay, even see there was
a fish in the main course. There was a fish.
It was a okay, okay, okay. Could you choose? Was
it a choosing of it or or did you just
get what you got?

Speaker 3 (53:25):
I have three to choose from. What was what was
like a bowl of pasta with a vodka penny in
the game. One was a fish in the game.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
Okay, so there was fish. What was ruined? We know
there's pasta now for the third. Come on, it's got
to be chicken part. What I got? You gotta be
chicken joy. It didn't come with any any linguini, which
I like that. It was just a chicken parm.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
It's all I needed, dry chicken palm. No no, just
no past no posta, no pasta perfect. Was there any
sides at all?

Speaker 1 (53:57):
Yeah, they came out they had there was a plate.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
Okay, they came out with a potato wedge, just like
made out of a real baked potato.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
That was pretty cool. It doesn't go with chicken palm.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
Yeah, you just you know, you got costa side for
the parm. It was just you can get the whole
pasta dish. So yeah, that was the lunch saw on
the Paul Baron.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
It's very end. They say, okay, everybody go in the front.
The family's gonna say goodbye, and they did. So it's
me and so the back. Three other cousins, right, three,
there's only three of us. Did you have to carry
it in the cemetery. It's we had to carry Yeah,
to put it into the actual bear. That's a tough one,
macause you gotta walk on that ground. That's uneven. Little uneven.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
Yeah, we got to carry from like the hall to
the car. And I'm looking and I got my other
two cousins. They they have they've never seen a gym
the day in their life.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
Yeah. I've done a little bit enough where I think
I can muscle this.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
But I'm like, I'm like a lot of it. The
one on the one cousin on my side, I know,
he was like four hundred pounds. He's an o zempic
dropped like eighty. I'm like, this guy has there's no
strength of all this guy's are. I love the guy
to death, but there's no strength of arm strength. I said,
this is gonna be all me, so not get a
little tug. I'm like, damn, this thing is this thing
is heavy. This this thing comes off the gurney. Dude,

(55:05):
it might go on the ground because I got to
pick up the slack on gidia gurney and the gurney
goes right to the bumper of the car. Man we
carried this, I don't know good, probably fifteen feet out
of the place, down the curb and everything all right.
Finally get to you know what was nice is even
they saw they like, look at these schlubs there's no
way they're gonna get this. So they put a couple
of their older guys on. All the old funeral director
guys been doing it. I'm like, come on, man, you

(55:26):
know pull aside. You're right going to the burial man,
it's got I think with banana hands.

Speaker 4 (55:32):
Nobody else.

Speaker 3 (55:32):
There was a person laying there, like I stepped on
their tombstone to get to the actual barrier place somewhere.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
I can't help that very uneven walk to the grave site.
Just trying not to drop Uncle Clayton. That's what I'm
trying to do here.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
Yeah, because you want to again and then it's that
that then then it's it's real lumpy. When you get
close to the hole, I think I'm twisting an ankle. Jesus, Yeah,
we we muscled it, but yeah, it wasn't it wasn't
it working.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
I think it's heavy.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
Yeah, that's why you get the prize of the chicken
parmen afterwards. That's it when or me, Hey, everybody, thanks
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