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What's up? Good morning? What's happening? So that arcade basketball
machine that I talked about yesterday, I got sold a
bill of goods on Facebook yard sale. Yeah, no directions,
No basketball's right, I'm pretty sure they said it was new.
It was none of those things reverse engineered it. I
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got the frame up, okay, then I had the bail
to make dinner. So we're getting there. But let me
tell you, dude, going in with the out directions to
something that needs like it's not just snapping in and like,
you know, putting together. I don't know, like a maybe
like a tent, Like a tent I could figure out
without directions, but this is like there's bolts involved, and
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there's there's you know, none of the things are labeled,
and like an engineer like design that whole thing to
put brackets where they belong, so there's not as much
stress on the side. So so now I'm reverse engineering
it and I'm trying to make sure that I'm not
leaving any parts out. You know, I I definitely had
to put And this is the worst when you put
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stuff together and realize you used the wrong part on
the wrong thing, and then you got to redo it. Yeah,
my brother did this. He put the he gotta he
got like a it's like one of those wicker love
seats of what if we're outside, And he did and
I know what he's talking about. He used the wrong bolts.
You used the long bolts or short bolts, and you
gotta go and you have to those things never go
to well together, man, Which once again, when you have directions, yeah,
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super easy because it says use this bolt. Now. See
my brother had directions. He's just stupid. Like he's the
smartest dumb guy I ever. I've done that too. Man,
Where you get so Panio furniture for some reason is
the worst. You get it on like wayfair and like
it comes in, it comes to your porch, and now
you gotta put it together. That's the worst, man, is
I'll I'll get so frustrated. I'll just start putting it
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together and not pay attention to the directions and you
always screw it up. The directions are there for a reason.
We spent money, man, on this Hollywood stuff, but we
got it for our AIRBNBA Tennessee, and we put this
stuff together and it was awesome, Like it went together
that now listen, super expensive and I don't like to
spend that kind of money, but it goes to better
the wicker stuff. You always schip something out. You got to.
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You gotta squeeze it together and hope it catches. Man,
it's worse, but that Pollywood stuff, it's expensive, but man,
it's awesome. Yeah, yeah, it's it's it's always nice when
you get something delivered and they just deliver it as
a whole. That's nice too. Yeah, like planks from the
back already. Yeah, yeah, like she did that. Like anytime
my wife's like we're getting a piece of furniture and
then she's like, oh, it'll be here and I and
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I'm like, I just hope it's a delivery truck and
it's already put together. And it's like like I had
never been to Ikea until I got divorced and and
somebody was like, oh, you need furniture for your house
because your wife took the kids left you in a
house with no furniture. I was like, yeah, they're like,
go to Ikea. It's cheap and it looks cool. So
I was like, all right, divorced dad, I'm like, all right, cool,
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I'll go to Ikea. Get up beds, dude, get a
whole bedroom set. I didn't know you had to put
it all against cheap and there's bolts and that things
everywhere with that, and everything's in like Swedish. Yeah. I
look when I look when the two guys come out
of the truck and they carry the piece in and
I just have to pull the plastic off. Give me.
That's what I'm talking about. That's what I want. That's
what I want. Just a piece of furniture is already
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put together. Everybody Thursday will dive into that. We're gonna
put together a futon. Dude. When you gotta get the
the gear part that that actually holds it, oh see
and he springs to all that that. Hey, you could
take a finger off on that thing. Yeah, you gotta
pull tight right, yeah, because when you got a girl
on there and it's a couch and you go to
lift it up. She has to be able to stay
on the couch and slide into a bed. I should
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be an easy fix. I had a spring on my
garage door break and I talked to a garage door
guy and he's like, don't try that on your own now,
And I go, what are you talking about? And he goes, dude,
cause you gotta you gotta PUTENTI on that, and he goes,
if that snaps, dude, that could be that can cause
some damn it. It really will cut your head off. Yeah,
why take a chance. We'll find out the XL workforce
and put the day you could win. Listen to this
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dig led someone one hundred Part seven ZXL so Afterg's
rock station z x L Morning Show. Good morning, everybody.
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I can alrite it and we'll do it.
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Line and things sucks.
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I'm Scottie. Good morning. Here's some news for us months
before people from the Philadelphia region go on vacation this summer.
Guess what was named the number one boardwalk in the country.
Uh Seaside Heights the Wildwoods. The Wildwoods Boardwalk initially started
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as one hundred and fifty yard boardwalk back in the
eighteen nineties. And now, come on, it's the best. It
is a cool boardwalk. It is take away like the
kids fighting and cursing and the smell of weed and
bait pens and all that that it wouldn't do the
wild Wild Boardwalk. Well, show me your t's T shirts
and every every once again. Then you then you just
are in Ocean City. You're right, You're right, Ocean City.
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It just makes it Wildwood. All the things you just like,
belly button tattoos and piercings right like right there on
the boardwalk. But if I'm going for I'm not gay,
but twenty dollars is twenty dollars T shirt, I'm going
to wild Wood. That's a banger right there with a
T shirt. So congrats to Wildwood. They really have cleaned
it up in the last ten years or so. They
have a great beer garden now I forget. I think
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it's called Seaport. That's really cool with a stage and
they do live concerts. It's and look, man, they're beating
Atlantic City out. They're doing huge, huge, big country concerts
on the beach that Atlantic City couldn't get get get
together and do. They're doing the air show that Atlantic
City couldn't get together and do. A major US manufacturer
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of toilet paper usually sold it all the is filing
for bankruptcy. Who knew a toilet paper company could file
for bankruptcy. Royal Paper filed for Chapter eleven last week.
Was founded in nineteen ninety two. A role paper is
a third party manufacturer for well known retail outlets like
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Whole Foods, all the trader josen Kroger sells under the
name of Earth First, super Soft and Eco First. Yeah,
one of those things. I don't look too much into.
To me, it's just toilet paper. To wait my ass,
I go sale. But if I go to a place
or like someone's house and they have real nice toilet paper,
I'm like, wow, this does feel nice. Well, then they're
rich people because I go sale. Acne. I don't love
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your prices, but Acne has a real good price on
their paper, towels and toilet paper. New Jersey Transit train
engineers rejected a labor agreement with management, raising the potential
for a strike or a lockout next month. The Brotherhood
of Locomotive Engineers and Trainmen. I want to belong the
desk so I can wear the jacket. Yeah wow, I
like that.
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Who know?
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It was called that they were jay one more time?
What is it? The Brotherhood of Locomotive Engineers and Trainmen.
We want to pick up a bit from the mall.
She says, what do you do? Will you dropped that
line on her? They rejected the March deal. The union
said the Railway Labor Act permits the workers to strike
or New Jersey Transits managements the lockworkers out as soon
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as May fifteen. Brother brought Thehood of Locomotives. I like
to run a train.
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Choo choo.
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That's news. What about sports? Doesn't matter about the basketball
because the Sixers aren't in it. Doesn't matter about hockey
because the Flyers aren't in it. Phills, they lost to
the Giants eleven four yesterday. They have a four or
five start today. Listen to the game right here at ZXL.
We are your official Philadelphia Phillies radio station. Said, might
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be GoF this weekend that starts today. There's nothing big,
there's no major Yeah, but GoF is back, so playoffs too?
What the NBA NHL. That all starts to right, we
just talked about that. What did the playoffs starts? What
I'm talking about. So I believe the NBA playoffs starting out.
Oh not the game last night. Usually I believe they start.
I'm thinking either tonight or tomorrow. Hockey, dude, I have
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no idea hockey goes in the July now, so I
have no idea when the playoffs start. But all I
know is the Sixers aren't in the playoffs or not,
and the Flyers are not in the playoffs. I haven't
checked on the Philadelphia Wings to see if they're in
the playoffs. There you go. That's news that sports. Hey,
sunny today, hip to sixty one clear tonight overnight, no
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with one hundred point seven ZXL South Jersey's rock station
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station ZXL Mornings Show. I don't want to come off
as being snobby here, and I'm not going to say
I'm snobby because we actually went to this place, but
I will say maybe because maybe because I'm an older dad,
like I got an eight and a twelve year old.
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I'm fifty one years old. Like if I was younger,
I could probably tolerate all this sure, or the fact
that we just go to restaurants and we don't do
fast food places really yeah, other than a drive through,
and the only one we go to is like a
Chick fil A. Okay, night man, Uh we get we
get the kids together and say, listen, my mama or
my my wife has like points from from buying lunches
for offices, so she gets all these points for chick
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fil A. So it's on the house. I said, let's
gather up the kids, let's go to Chick fil A
and go grab some dinner tonight. Oh dude, it's a
you're going at dinnertime. It's packed. You never go buy
a Chick fil A where it's not busy. It's a madhouse.
My daughter worked there. My daughter worked there for a year.
I gotta give it to you, like I'm sitting there,
like we usually don't go. We haven't. I don't know
we went. The last time we went to a Chick
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fil A. It was like it was that day where
they give you a free sandwich if you dressed up
like a cow. And I went in with my cow outfits.
It was like a it was like a gimmick thing
that we went to. They're so busy that they created
the double drive through. Yeah, and like they have a
girl that has like a little computer when you're walking.
It was my daughter, she did that in high school.
It's amazing, like how they get everybody through. And I
am as I'm sitting, I'm watching like the staff they
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really are like they seem to where they put you
through like a military boot camp that to make sure
that you you can be Chick fil A ready, I'll
be honest, like, like I don't know. They look like
they're much happier than a McDonald's burgercue. Like they probably
do weed out the ones that are kind of visible
little bastards. No, man, they don't put them in there.
And there's no stopping. It's like you're constantly working, so
time goes by fast. My daughter ended up painting it
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just because it was fast food. Yeah. But uh but yeah, man,
like it's a process to get a job at a
Chick fil A. This is one of those places. Man,
they got like this little they got like a little
playground area. I'm going in there, man, I'm just watching,
like even my kids, like what's going on. It's a
madhouse with the parents not paying attention to your kid.
Every kid has a tablet on the table. They're running. Dude,
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it was it was a disaster. I'm like, so this
is probably because we don't go to those places a lot.
I guess I saw a firsthand. Usually me to go
to a restaurant or something even it's like a Chucky
cheese and stuff like that. Man, you go, it's just
your parents who just check out, dude, go on, That's
exactly it. Parents that just check out on their those
trampoline parks, Yes, same thing. Open up the door. Your
kid could break an ankle. But you're a parent just
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sitting there on your phone for two hours. The kids
running around like almost knocking treys out of people's hands.
But the parents get in these places, they're like, we
don't care, just do whatever you want to do. Never
it was a big kid place. Now I never can, dude.
I'll tell you what. Even where when it comes to
like adult stuff, like a Dave and Busters never did
anything for me, Like they're like, Oh, it's like an
adult chucky cheese And I'm like, okay, but do I
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need that in my life? Like I'm a guy. I
like a nice like dive bar that I can sit
in the corner and talk to the bartender. Yeah, like
a dave of busters. I don't need to. I don't
need not any ding ding ding ding ding. That's why
casinos don't turn me on. Man, It's just it's a
lot of chaos and loudness. Yeah. Like I like, I
have a buddy who goes there for the fights because
they're afraid he has no money, so he'll go there
and hang out. Like he's that guy, sits there for
nine hours. He's the regular at Davion Buster. He's the guy. Yeah.
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But yeah, it's to me it's still a place for
kids because you're playing on a Transformer games and you're
shooting and all this other stuff. Yeah, yeah, it's not.
To me. It's not like an adult arcade would be.
I don't know. There's a girl next to me, she's
topless playing skeet ball. Now that's an adult arcade. H
we're talking. They tried that in Filly and Stuff, where
it was like an adult like old arcade, like a
vintage arcade place, which is cool. Those they are pretty,
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which is cool once, right, it's once it's cool, But
I'm not gonna like, yeah, I'm not gonna go back,
like I go into those ritzy bowling alleys too, where
they're more than just a ball. It's like a bowling
alley and a bar and restaurant and and it's like
in it in South Philly or in on South Street,
Lucky strikes right and it's like, I cool, but I
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just paid a ton of money to bowl, Like yeah,
but so now I'm buying expensive drinks. It's more to
bowl when I could just go to La Martinique in
Lindenwold and and and bowl for two dollars a game. Yeah,
like the retro place we went, like before a bachelor party.
We went and it was cool for a night. Man,
I'm playing dig Dog, I'm playing Kung Fu Friday and
everything else. Yes, it was, Yeah, it was very very
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cool to me. That's that's what an adult arcade is.
I'll tell you who gets it right though. Our buddy
who owns the Square Theaters, and they did the one
down in Rio Grande and they did it just enough.
They did just enough bowling, just enough arcades. Yeah, they
got the movie theater. I think now they're adding a
pinball section to it. They got the goth simulator. Yeah,
pool tables. That's just enough. And it's not craziness like
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we were there for one of my Freemason events, right,
it was a bowling event. And then there's not a
lot of kids running around. Yeah, dude, I love that. Yeah,
I once again like what you described with kids running
around knocking over trays. I hate that. I get up
and leave. Yeah, I'm like, we'll never We'll go through
the drive through next time. This is not my thing,
that's all. Yeah, Like dude, And I was adamant too
that my kids were never going to be those kids. Yeah,
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like that was it. Like as soon as I saw
my kids acting up in a place like that, that's it. Yeah,
pack it all up. We're out of here. Even me,
I'm like, I play the playground for a second, and
we're getting out here. We're going. Yeah. But I mean,
I guess I guess is when we were kids, our parents,
like my mom maybe took us to McDonald's, but like
other than that, it was like we'd find our like
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ride our bikes or something to play on the McDonald's playground. Yeah,
remember that hamburglar thing. Yeah, you could hate yourself. Yeah,
oh my god, you could kill yourself on this. You
remember the McDonald's basement birthday parties? No, there was a
McDonald's in Echelon by the Echelon Mall, and it had
the McDonald's had a basement and you could rent it
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out for birthday parties and Ronald would show up. He
sure would in the basement with it was if you
couldn't afford fud Ruckers. You caught the McDonald's birthday party. Hey,
I got a pair of tickets. Led Zeppelin tribute band
coming to haar as Zozo. Do you want to go
see it? Six zero nine six seven seven one hundred
and seven six zero nine six seven seven hundred seven
sig zero nine six seven seven one hundred seven. We
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get back Rocks, all right, Jo Scotty rock News. Well
this came out of nowhere. The who up and fired
Zach Starkey, son of Ringo Starr after twenty nine years
is the drama of the band's drummer twenty nine years.
The band gets the boot and it's Ringo's son so
(15:59):
it's Ringo Star Song. He's been torn with them since
the nineties, and he's great man, great drummer, better, way
better than his dad. I was gonna say he probably
is like Ringo's just a basic kind of one two
three four guy. So the Who made the announcement set
a collective decision. The part ways has happened with the
longtime drummer. Now, I don't think Zach really thinks it
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was mutual. He said, I'm very proud of my nearly
thirty years with the Who. Filling the shoes of my
godfather uncle Keith Moon has been the biggest honor, and
I remain their biggest fan. They've been like family to me.
In January, I suffered a serious medical emergency with blood
clots to my right bass drat drum calf. This is
now completely healed and does not affect my drumming or
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running sounds like the Who may have sault differently. All right,
So I like the Who post Keith Moon. But prior Zach, yes,
you like Kenny Jones. I like Kenny Jones. That's my favorite.
It's Kenny Jones. Who that's you better? You bet that's Athena.
Would people hate the fact that I like that. Yes,
that's a sellout right good. For a while, they wouldn't
play better You bet in concert because people hated it
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that much. Kenny Jones was a great drummer, he just
he wasn't a who drummer. Heart will hit the road
again in August with support on select dates from a
guy we talked about the other day, Todd Runggren. Remember
we were talking about Todd Runggren was playing I think
he's playing a hot dog stand in pet Salkin and
h and so apparently he's doing that when he's not
(17:29):
on tour with Heart this summer. So you can see
Heart and Todd Runggren. Closest show we're gonna get is
are you ready, Jojo? Yeah? Go ahead, Yeah, I'm right
now going to write it down. Go ahead, Bethel, New York.
That's the closest we're gonna get August thirtieth, Bethel, New York.
Either one. I don't think I'd want to see any
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one Heart and Todd Rungren. When we figured out Todd
Runggren had the uh the bang of goong oh. That
was tea he okay, he was like go rex, but
he had this song about banging a drum. I want
to bang, I don't want to work, I don't want
to work. Yeah, that was a Todd Robans that you'll
hear it at five o'clock. I heard Stacey's gonna play
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it here five for the Whistle on Friday, wrap up
rock News with this. Do you remember The Darkness had
one huge hit in like two thousand and three, two
thousand and four, and I'm trying to close my eyes
and picture in the name of that dude, and I
believe in a thing called love. It's a banger, it is, Yeah,
and so uh, I've been able to take that and
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run a career off that one song. They have a
real loyal fan base, you know. It's one of those
things where they might not even play that song live
because all their fans hate it. Well, that's a shame,
like Radiohead doesn't play Creep. So The Darkness has announced
the North American tour. They have a new album coming out,
so you can see them. The closest show we're gonna
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get maybe Allantown, Pennsylvania, September ninth. Yeah, it's close for
ringing again Allentown, Pennsylvania. If you love the Darkness know
any of the songs that they have. It's I believe
in a thing called love. That's it, which for like one,
I'm gonna say two thousand and four, for the year
two thousand and four, that song was everywhere, Like commercials
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was all over MTV was still a thing. I was
working in alternative radio, and it was all over alternative radio.
There you go, some rock news for it. This is
the story of the one who as a maintenance specialist
for historic Hi rod.
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to day right here, all right, our past is starting
to catch up with us. Who you and I? Yeah,
And it never happened with my other kids. But for
some reason, my little guy, I think he's taking a
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liking the broadcasting. He's asking a lot of questions. So
last week he said, hey, I tried to google Jojo
and Scottie at school, and I was like, okay, all right,
and he goes, but it got blocked. So I guess
they can't do like a lot of outside searches, you know,
which is okay, good, fuck, keep it out of school fine,
especially with parents. So then yesterday I'm sitting at the
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house right getting some stuff done, and he sends me
this and goes, what's this about? Oh, oh, come on,
it's awful. So I'm like, it's it's me, It's okay, okay,
Now there's context to this. It's a picture he sent me.
And if you didn't know what you're looking at, I'm
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looking at it all now you go. And it's me
behind you and you're bending over. Yeah, and I opportunity
of the war. Let's just say, walk into you. Yeah,
okay an h maybe a small h yeah now here
here's got the look of shock on your face, like
you're ready to finish, and I'm surprised that you're in
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with the okay. But so once again, the context of
the picture is funny. At the time, they the owner
of the radio station at the time really was getting
into putting people on buses and billboards and stuff like that,
and he and he hired a photographer to come in
and take like photos of me and you. And she
was like old school where she wanted like a Sears
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catalog photo and me and you were like, we don't
do that. So we spent we wasted a half hour
of her day by doing stupid pictures and that was
one of them. Yeah, and somehow someone grabbed that picture
and put it up on our website. Could you imagine
if his friends find that picture and they put it
up and like, oh, look your dad, he's been another
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guy over that's all. The other one is that awfully
gay picture with you on my shoulder, Like, yeah, there's
no really cool. And once again, the context of that
picture is we were goofing on doing like a high
school prom picture. It was never meant to be put
on vans or put on billboards. So yeah, he sent
me that picture yesterday. He's twelve and just wrote, when
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was this? What of shame is that you in the
middle me in the middle of what this picture?
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Now?
Speaker 4 (22:10):
I'm sarting to see some of the old pictures. Yeah,
that's a white trash bash. Oh my god, you were
big and you had long hair at this point. Yeah,
that's probably about I probably got thirty pounds in that
picture on me. Right now, there's the Booze cruise picture
with Bear with his shirt off Yary g. There's a
couple of selfies with bikini tops. Yeah, yeah, well, yeah,
the kids will love that if they go down that
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rabbit hole. Oh, I mean, well once again once they
find the selfies and stuff. Yeah. So yeah, so our
past is definitely starting to catch up. He's starting the
Google now. I gotta see too, man, because I've been
I have. I don't know if you've known this, but
I've been to the joint. So there is there's mug
shots out there or a mug shot. Oh you had
you had to make your mugshot taken. Yeah, when you
(22:53):
get arrested, you got a mugshot taken? Or were you mugshot? Hot?
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Dude?
Speaker 4 (22:57):
You know I never saw it. Oh, dude, you have
to with that. If you find it, you got to
put that on a T shirt. It was two thousand
and sick. You knew to embrace that picture if you
have had that. First time I was. I was arrested
in high school, but they didn't It was fro under
aage drink and they didn't take a mug shot for that.
The second one, two thousand and six was a little
more important, and they took a mug shot and that's
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the first picture comes up when he googles us? Is
that the first picture? Do you know? I think you
know who a friend of the show I can blame
for that is John Henderson who puts on the Atlantic
City Beer in Music Festival in midget wrestling. He uses
that photo when we host his events. Dude, and if
my kid does it, I'm catching at least you're pitching.
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Actually obviously this whole picture, man, guy, Oh my god,
how do we scrub that? What's that stuff that Hillary
did with her computer? Like when Chris rock throughout the
first pitch at the Yankees game? It was so bad
they scrubbed it from the internet.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
You know.
Speaker 4 (23:56):
It's pretty cool though, like when we die and it
could be tomorrow, who knows. Sure, there's yeah, there's a
world amusing out there, even for my wife and my kids.
Like they're gonna hear my voice in audio tape. I've
had to call back twenty some years, you know how
it It took me for a loop. I found a
bunch of old VHS tapes like handicam tapes that we
were watching, and I heard my dad's voice. It was
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the first time my wife had ever heard my dad's
voice and it was the first time I'd heard it
in fifteen years. It, dude, it, I honestly wasn't okay
for the rest of the night. It threw me for
a loop. There's a fifteen year old me and I'm like,
what am I looking at here? Yeah? Like I like,
I have all the equipment, Like I don't know. I've
talked about I was doing some type of podcasts beyond
(24:40):
all this, and I thought about setting up and just
doing a podcast with my kids, like just and talking
about stupid stuff, but just to have their you know,
their voice on tape and stuff to play back later
for their kids. I gotta give my dad a lot
of credit. We're in Ireland. Yeah, he just bought this
handicam and me and him were staying at a bed
and breakfast and he puts the camera down and he
and he goes, I'm going to interview you, like in hindslight.
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As a kid, you could tell I was annoyed by it,
but has a dad. Now I'm like, dude, that's a
great piece of time in your life that I that
I hadn't seen in thirty years, and now I want
to do it more. It was nuts. Man. My kids
are all excited, you know. So my little guy, he
(25:24):
was obsessed with it. He saw it. My oldest daughter,
she was, she was I thought they would get bored
of watching these home movies, and they were like, you know,
they were enthralled more than I was. Now, my other kids,
they're going to be home for Easter. They want to
sit and watch these videos and to see my dad
like thirty years ago. Dude, there's a there's a video
of a Christmas party. He's only two years older than me.
(25:48):
That's awesome, dude. It's so creepy to watch, and I'm like, wow,
because there's something different. A video is different than a picture.
I have tons of still pictures, but to watch the video,
and I don't have a lot of my family, so
it was really kind of cool. Yeah, so you're right, man,
it's there's do it while you can take a lot. Look,
you know, you just put them away somewhere and make
(26:09):
sure you save them. The problem now it's there's nothing
hard to keep them on, Like a VHS tape was
a hard piece of equipment. Dude. If you put them
on a platform like Facebook and it goes away or
you know, you have it on a hard drive and
it goes away.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
You never see those things, like you can't touch it. Yeah,
oh yeah, I forgot. We got another pair if you
want to go see the led Zeppelin tribute band Zozo
coming to Harris. Dial it right now six zero nine
six seven seven one hundred seven six zero nine six
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(26:43):
All right, so I made a mistake. You were probably
right when I talked about getting one. This pool table
ready to get rid of the pool table? Do you
saw that my party doesn't belong We don't use the
things you use it for it, but like, oh no,
used it as a table for the gifts. Yeah yeah,
people spill stuff all over it. It's tough, man, because
growing up my mom always said that I was on
a pull table in the basement, right, that was always
the dream. We got one for Christmas is a big
(27:04):
deal for my dad, who never played it. And that
was the thing. My Mom's like, I'm not doing it
because we had one growing up, and all my mom
ever did was do laundry on it. Yep, that's it.
It's just you just stack things on top of it.
It looks cool in my room. But now I'm like,
I got my I'd rather have my poker table out there.
I can get rid of the pool table.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Now.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
We got it for free. We didn't pay for it.
My wife's saw boss this movement. It's like I got
this pull table, but get it for free. Just pay.
Here's the difference between me and you. You got like
a nice one where you had to pay to get
someone to set it up. I got like the one
that they used to sell at Sears. Yeah, you can
just bounce it with that wood. That's the difference between
(27:40):
like mine's out in my garage so we can get
beat up. We use a We use it for a
ton when we have parties, Like it becomes you know
that and the ping pong table. But yeah, the nice ones, dude.
I know people who turned whole rooms into billiard rooms
and then they're like, we don't really play billiards at all,
but it looked when they were doing it like everything else.
(28:02):
I got one friend who like, he's like, all play pool.
So we played a couple of times and that was it.
We just don't use it enough. So I reached out
that friend lives down the street. I said, listen, I
want to get rid of this pool table. Six hundred
dollars is what I paid to get it set up.
It was like five seventy five or something to come
in there. Guys slate, they got to carry it in.
You pulled out. You gotta put the bumpers in the right. Well,
(28:22):
these guys do it. I'm not gonna try it. I
could probably go on YouTube and see it. They level
it out. Because if you're playing pool on it, it's
got it. You want it to be level and everything
to work. That's like it's got to be tucked in
the right way, like you said, Like mine was the
cheap one you bought. It sears rolls a little bit,
but you're in a drunken part.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Now.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
I have to balance it every like six months and like, okay,
this sight's gotta go up this like because I got
to balance where it warped because it sits in my garage,
so it gets moisture and stuff, and that's what it's
there for. Some guy spills a beer on it, you
clean it up. It's okay. I don't care no, I've
said this up where my kids and their friends were
over and the guys I don't know poking the felt
with the sticks, like it's not what it's for. I'm
(28:59):
pretty sure. I watch a guy put a cigarette out
on my pool table walk so I have it all
set up. This guy's i'll take it for six of hours.
Now it's a wash. You come get somebody. I was like,
I just want when I paid to have somebody move
it here six and hours. He's like, i'll take it.
So I go to my wife. I say I got
someone to buy the pool table. I don't want to
get rid of the pool table. I was like, Oh,
you're gonna die. You're gonna die on this hill. We nevert.
(29:21):
You have never never picked up a stick and played
any type of dude. You could you rather get this
thing out of there? I don't even play. I haven't
taken that cover off in a year. I bet get
rid of the pool table. If you didn't tell her
and just got rid of it, she never would have known.
We do only have a lighter over top of it.
We sold the light. We're gonna get a new light.
We don't have a light over top of it. I
was like, it's just but you're right. I don't play
(29:42):
out there unless we have company over it. Like there's
never a time where like I'm like, I grabbed my
wife and I'm like, let's have a pool night. I should,
it's there, but we just don't. I don't even think
about it too when people come over. We sit at
the bar. I got the games on. We're just chilling
about pulling the cover off and no asks you off
that pool table my garage. We'll get going. We got
(30:05):
we'll have somebody playing nine ball, ping pong, darts, and
now I've added an arcade basketball game Ninja Turtle dude.
I had my own chunky cheese. Yeah, look at it,
chuck e cheese with a keystone light and weed. I
was at your garage. I won my I got tickets
on ski ball and I turned them in for a prize.
(30:25):
It was awesome, you know. I looked up one of
those key ball machines. Yeah, about a thousand bucks. Now
I go back. I missed my I missed the opportunity.
There was a legit bubble hockeyball eight for a legit
checks one. They're worth three thousand, and I didn't get
in time. That is the one that got away. That's
where they would play. I would play bubble hockey, so
would I. But I look at the way people play
(30:48):
and they Dude, I'm watching the girls. They're sitting on
the pool table. It's it's you know, the ping pong
table now has beer spilled all over it. I'm like,
if I'm gonna throw a thousand bucks on bubble hockey,
I'm gonna watch a kid grab the handle and just
rip it out. What happened with foosball? I think you
got my food table. It turned into just spinning them
(31:09):
as fast as you could by the way back in
the jack and the controller thing. Last week, wife, for
the first time I ever played foosball, became addicted. Like
she likes it, right, I'm not. I don't. I don't
play a ton But it was fun because she was
getting so into it, and I didn't play that much
foosball in forever. There are guys man, that are way
into it, like they pass it back, don't. I just
like to spin the house spinner. I'm one hundred percent
(31:32):
of spinner. I don't know. I don't have the the
tact or the patience to do like dude, think I'm
watching the guy hold the ball with the with the
little figure, right, I'm like, yeah, do you even do
that going back and forth? Yeah? Yeah, yeah. So I'm
stuck with this pool another one, dude, and you all
you got to do is go to Facebook yard sale
and it's like a graveyard of these things. Air hockey tables. Yes,
(31:54):
you can get a may house. It's cool for a week,
it's cool for a party, and then it just becomes
a table. Yep, look we we get back.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Knock out some trash.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Oh love trash, anything thirty ony, anything, racket rocking or roughing. Yes,
I love trash.
Speaker 4 (32:37):
Hey, here's some trash for you. Ashley Saint Clair she
is the uh Baby, one of the baby mamas of
Elon Musk. She has rejected a multimillion dollar hush deal
from Elon. I guess Elon was like, hey, man, like,
I don't mind having a kid with you, but I
want you to keephim out of the public eye. Yeah,
he was gonna pair fifteen million up front, boom check,
(32:59):
fifteen million. Then he was gonna give her one hundred
thousand dollars a month. Then he was also gonna take
care of his uh the well, the kid and hers insurance.
And she said no, She said, no, this is stupid.
What stupid? What else do you need? You could put
you know what? You know, you could put a baby
in me. I take that deal. She even during the pregnancy,
(33:19):
he gave her two million bucks to take care of everything.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (33:22):
So, yeah, she's looking for I think she was like
a Fox newsgirl. I think she's looking for a like
a payday, maybe some spotlight. That is a payday, dude,
that's a nice Paige, live the rest of your life, dude.
One hundred thousand a month is nice. But then fifteen
mili on top of it, and maybe he'll leave you alone.
I do think he's a weird dude. He's a little wolle.
(33:43):
He's definitely a little wacky. That would be part of
the agreement. Yes, but I never want you. I would
never want to see you again. And I don't want
you to raise my kid like he brought the one
kid into the Oval office. I wonder how he is
as a dad. Yeah. Uh Chloe Kardashian remember her, that's
the one that might be O. J. Simpson's daughter. She
was being interviewed on the Call Her Daddy podcast and
(34:03):
she said she looks back on it now and she
went really ballistic after catching her ex lamar Odom cheating
on her back in the day. That was back ten
years ago, twenty sixteen. That they were big news, Chloe
Kardashian and lamar Odom and him going to the to
the chicken at the Buddy Ranch, right, that was all show,
(34:23):
wasn't it. I mean, I think they covered it on
the show. But he overdosed on sex pills at the
money ran yeah, And then I think his claim the
fame was he boxed Aaron Carter, the brother of Nick Carter,
who rest in peace, is dead in Atlantic City at
the old show boat. That Kardashian, she gotta be shaking
(34:46):
her head. She said that she would. She also said
she would never date an NBA player again. They all
all they do is date NBA crappy NBA crappy NBA players.
Hillary Duff's husband, ex hockey player Matthew koma Is is
saying he's defending his wife. A lot of people are
coming at Hill Duff for doing a lot of botox
(35:06):
and plastic surgery, and he said, hey man, she looks
beautiful and whatever she wants to do to make her
feel good. I don't know, man, I think hill are duff.
I hope she doesn't ruin her face. I've always found
her to be an attract abroad. Some of them go
to too much, dude. We talked off the air, and
we talked on the air earlier in the week. Jeff
Bezos' wife, who has a I think she was a
(35:27):
news reporter. She had a ton of money. She has
Bezos money. She's unrecognizable with the plastic surgery. She's done.
Even the money you have, if you get it, you're
gonna look like this doesn't matter how much in It
is crazy that usually if you throw money at an issue,
it gets better. Dude. Plastic surgery has not gotten any better.
(35:47):
It's an addiction, man. And these people they always end
up looking like cats. There you go, some trash for
legends underneath the j hey good morning z XL. So, man,
how are you good morning? You're probably like shocked, like,
oh my god, they answered the phone. It's mean I'm
going to be a winner, you know. I had to
put the headset on like a like an old operator
(36:10):
and then put the cords into the holes to make
sure that we answered it. Correctly like on Mayberry. All right,
you have tickets uh for the Leads Tribute Act. Zozo
coming to Harris. All right, all right, great cool man.
What's your name? Thank you? Carmen. What do you do
for a living? Karmen? What's your job? I'm a flooring contractor,
(36:33):
Karmen Liberty floor Yeah, all right? Is it hard to
get flooring now? Isn't it not too bad? And I'm
bad as the pandemic? I was gonna say, and why
why why was it hard to get flooring during the pandemic?
Because it spreaded COVID we got we got floors d COVID,
we got so hood, we got so hoodwinked by everything COVID. Right,
(37:00):
remember toilet paper went away, paper towels went away? Like
what like what? Why why don't they just disappear? I
ordered my kids Christmas gifts in September. Think, and these
ships are gonna be backed up because we would never
get it. Then he opened it up. He just unloaded everything.
You just get duped into all kinds of snuff. For
the car industry went in the chaos because they couldn't
they could The chip that runs the whole car was
(37:21):
made in China. I pay three hundred and seventy five
thousand dollars from my four f one fifty not kidding. Yeah,
do you know? I was just reading an article the
company Geep meant you know, Jeep Wrangler, Jeep Cherokee. It
was a brand that's been around forever. They're in this
massive downslide right now because they overpriced their vehicles so much. Yeah,
(37:43):
and this is what happened. Everyone thought that you could
I don't know what happened where we thought one hundred
thousand dollars is a good price for a car. But
we're running into it now where people are like, yeah,
we can't, Like I shouldn't have a sixteen hundred dollars
a month car payment. And you talk to a kid, dude,
they're like, oh, yeah, my car payment's like eighteen hundred
(38:04):
bucks a month because mom and dad. Mom and dad
let him live at home till thirty five. That's why, dude,
that's insane. Yeah, sound like Cheap is one of these
companies right now. They're feeling it, man, all of a sudden.
Now you go to buy a Jeep Wrangler, you buy
a Jeep Cherokee. And it used to be kind of
an affordable car. Dude, it's like seventy two thousand dollars.
(38:25):
And then you realize you're driving a jeep Cherokee. Yeah,
and in the winter time, guess what it shakes it's
cold because now you got that that that soft top
on top. They're not comfortable. I think every I want
to say, at least every family has had a member
who's made the mistake of buying a jeep Wrangler. Well,
where's the Suzuki Samurai. Let's bring that good. Remember you
(38:46):
used to flip over yo. Yeah, that and the Ford
Explorer too. They were too me because he used to
flip over all the time. That was a really cheap one,
like the poor man's jeep. The girls would get was
it the Tracker? Oh do the Chevy Tracker or the
Geostorm Geodracker was like a knockoff jeep, like you could
take the top off, but you were certainly gonna die
(39:07):
in this one. We had Zuzu Amigoya, the Amigo. Yeah,
that was a good one. All right, Carl, I mean
you stay on hold, we're gonna hook you up. You
got the led Zeppelin tribue coming to Harris, all right,
all right?
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Great.
Speaker 4 (39:17):
All right. You know what I see in the morning now,
and I've seen it a couple of times because I guess,
like I leave for the same time at work this
guy does. It's a black el Camino's the car with
the with the truck bed in the back car truck.
I've seen it like three times. There was three. There
was the Ford Ranchero, there was the Chevy el Camino,
and then there was the super brack Man. I think
(39:38):
it has like I don't like classic car tags on
it or something that is that's a good look at
that seventy I want to say, seventy six, seventy seven
al Camino. That's a good looking right, because I think
that's a It's like a Monte Carlo, isn't it? But
with just the tree with the truck bag. I'm gonna say,
what happened to the Monte Carlo supersport? That was the man? Oh,
(40:00):
where is black with the red pinstripes? What do we
just run those off a cliffs or into poles? Like
where the thing? I'll tell you what one day And
I don't know when this happened. I'm gonna say about
eighty eight, somebody woke up and said, uh, you know
what's not cool? The uh, the Chevy Camaro, the Pontiac Firebird,
(40:21):
and the Mami Carlo and some guy in nineteen eighty
five who just spent his life savings on one of
those goes, what are you talking about? You get rid
of it? Yeah, they're like, no, no, no, the new
cool car is gonna be the Ford Taurus. Oh that one. Yeah,
it's gonna be. No, No, it's gonna be. Yeah, don't worry. No,
you're gonna love the Toyota Tursell. My buddy had the
Ford Escort, which I get on the score. You know
(40:42):
it was. It got in the Wali, was pizza. Yeah,
it was reliable. Yes, dude, my buddy had the one.
It was I wasn't a Pontiac, but the engine was
in the back Ford feet. It was a Fierro. Wow. No, no, no, no,
I think you talk about the bug. No no, no, no.
It was towards car. But it also blew up. Oh
that one. I want to say it was the Pontiac Fierro.
(41:04):
I want to say Fierro was the name, and the
engine was in the back behind your head. It's a
great idea eighties or a disaster. Look, we could put
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(41:24):
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So easy, make us the number one pre set. Little
things like this I appreciate, and I want to thank
Borgotta for this one that if you're a beer drink
or any drink right and you're at a casino, you're
(41:47):
at a bar and you go to use the urnal,
Borgotta build a shelf right above the flusher for the
Urnal to put your drink or some of your keys
there above, so it takes it away. It gives you
a guard from the actual toilet itself. And I'll tell
(42:07):
you why, because I've this has happened to me, and
it's disgusting. I've done that, been at a bar and
you end up putting your drink on the actual jurnal itself. Yeah.
I've actually had the condensation, you know how, sometimes like
a bar gets sweaty and gross and it's a condensation
from the piping that comes in to touch your bottle.
It's dripped into my bottle. They also some of them.
(42:32):
The way they're made, it's almost like they're made how
you know what you put like park They like like
ledges and stuff where they don't want homeless almost people
to sit. And he put those little spikes on it. Yeah,
I almost think for urinals they purposely make them with
that little slam because they want you to put your
stuff up on there. Yeah, if you do, you're drunk
and it usually slides off and it smashes on the fore.
(42:52):
Nowt so got to clean that up. So I give
more got a lot of credit on this one. They
build a shelf right above it, perfectly flat, so you
can put your beer right up top. Some guy's making
a lot of money too off of that idea. Do
you know of My ex wife's best friend married a
guy whose family fortune came from the grandfather doing the
(43:15):
patent on the slot machine seat. The seat, the seat, well,
the woman with diabetes smoking a cigarettes, I guess the
setup for the seat. It's the same. It's his patent.
And dude, this guy's got Buco Bucks. It's a seat
he has the patent on it. Somebody's got to have
(43:36):
the patent on something. Okay, Okay, so I know someone
who knows somebody that that's done two things. One was
a surgical sponge that this person came up with. Now
this is I don't know this person, but I know
someone who knows of this person that came up with
deserved sponge. Yeah, he got baide. Now I think I
had this correct that my brother dated a girl whose
(43:58):
dad had something to do with the crane machine. Oh
like the arcade, the arcade crane machine. Okay, he was
like the guy that came up with either that idea
or something with that crane machine. So your brother he
dated the devil's daughter the girl. Yes, yes, the guy
who now rips everybody off because dude, I've I've wasted
more money on that crane machine than I think anything
(44:21):
else in life. You know, I had an idea growing up,
and I again, you know, I kid, I just and
it happened. It ended up happening, And I'm like, man,
did I miss the book Because I come up with
these stupid ideas. I'm like, if I had money, I
would just hand it off to a team and say,
figure this thing out. Here's a million dollars figure it out. Yes,
that's what. That's an Elon Musk thing. Everyone thinks these
guys do it themselves, Like Elon's in a lab. He
(44:42):
might be he's a little crazy. But these guys have
think tanks that do all this. I always thought, and
that's who comes up with these ideas. They did it
for a little while and they don't do it anymore.
It was why can't you take the zip lock bag
feature that closes that bag up and put it on
and boxes a cereal for the best, And somehow some
of them did it, and now they stopped it because
(45:04):
I'm still crunkling it up. They're on the potato chips bag.
They're on the bottom shelf. Is that what is?
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (45:09):
So so cereal? The good cereals are up top. The
cheaper ones use that ziplock technology and they're on the
bottom shelf. Okay, yeah, this is crazy. You come up
with an idea, you're like, well, I wish I had
money and someone just to hand it off a bunch
of engineers and just go figure this out, like how
many opportunities, Like how have we used zip locked ziplock
technology when it comes to potato chips. Sure, why not?
(45:30):
Like want we have a two idea house. When it
comes to potato chips. I like to crunch the bag
into itself. I think it saves it longer. My my
wife is a turn it and then bag clip it.
I've heard your your method seems to work better. I'd
(45:51):
never okay, but my method goes up in smoke if
the bag rips. Like the guy that invented the chip
clip right, clip it on the chip bag, like we
use guys a billionaire, I bet yeah, we use just
clothes pins I don't know which, and we just chipped
closed the bag up. That's it. But there's a chip
clip guy out there that came up with that idea,
(46:12):
and the guys made a ton of money. I mean,
think think about the chair we're sitting in, or the
dumbest the doorknob. There's a guy out there who patented
the doorknob, and I want to get this thing open.
I don't know, make it so a turn. Somehow he's
in kahoots with Big Door and they're like, Okay, we're
gonna make your doorknob the doorknob that everyone has to use.
Like the ring camera. Some guy came up with the
(46:33):
ring camera. That's pretty cool. Let's getting camera in front
of your house that you can video everything. What's that
that elf on the shelf? That was a mom who
was bored, Harry Potter. That was a mom who's she
was She literally was balls poor, right, and she wrote
Harry Potter and now is you know a multi kazillionaire. Yeah?
And I do believe some guy came out an idea
(46:53):
for a car to running water and then we scratch
that because of the game kilboll streak. The government murdered. Yep, absolutely,
I look we get back. I will do a thing
called you think you have a bedroom, you think you've
got it bad. I don't think we have it bad.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
Cuts.
Speaker 4 (47:13):
The budgets are hitting the nation's national parks. Dude, it's
not I think it's a state park. It's not a
national park. But this hit me big time a couple
of years ago. So things like in Utah, there's a
national park, they closed all the bathrooms right King's Canyon
in California. Another thing, they closed all the public bathrooms
(47:37):
Maryland in Green Belt Park. It's no bathrooms, didn't have
anybody to clean them. So apparently twenty five hundred jobs
have been cut for national parks and stuff, and I
guess a lot of it is having to clean up
these bathrooms. Now, when I got divorced, I would have
to meet my wife at a state park at Sion
(47:58):
State Park on Route two oh six and shamong, New Jersey.
What a shame, right, It's here's people that are all healthy,
their horseback riding, they're out and their bicycles, they're taking
walks in the wilderness. And here here's me dropping my
kids off on a Sunday night. Well, here's the thing, man,
You know I would be I just drank, especially that time,
(48:20):
I drank coffee all the time. So I had it
down from you know, trips from where I was in
that Corver township to Metford and stuff to where you
could hit for a bathroom. Now, one of those was
atsy On State Park. They had a nice public restroom.
Do you know about five six years ago maybe it
was a COVID thing. They pad locked it. They even
(48:43):
just take it away, They just locked it. They locked
it up. Yeah, because no, I guess no one's empty
and it which dude, do you know that I've had
the peace so bad that I've actually peed behind it.
Sure of course, man, you're in the woods. Woods, you're
in the woods. Now. Sometimes there is a like a sheriff,
like a like a park ranger that roams around. I
gotta be careful for him. But dude, that used to
be my go to spot. You go down a little
(49:03):
dirt road. It was a little nice rest like a
rest area, and and you know, you just could take
a leak. And then that one day, one day it
was right right as COVID started padlocked it. Just take
it away then at that point, because now you're teasing me. No, Now,
this was a weird thing. I didn't trust that at all.
It was some like new fangled restroom where you peed
(49:25):
into like the ground, and I guess it was like
it had like solar panels on it. I don't know
what they were trying to do, you mean, like an outhouse,
but it we literally were just peeing into a toilet,
but the toilet would go right to the ground. Now
that's it. Now we're talking. No one that's empty. That
that's perfect. Keep picking that hole, man, stick at garden
host to it. That's all you gotta do. Uh there
you go? Oh no, no, we just started Yeah, what
(49:48):
am I doing? I got so caught up in my bathrooms.
Let's do one more. If you're a fan of having
eight or more alcoholic drinks a week, you might want
to pay attention to this one. A new study in
Brazil found out that heavy drinking could be a direct
cause of brain lesions, associated diseases like dementia and all timers.
(50:08):
In a study, researchers looked at the deceased brains of
more than seventeen hundred people and then interviewed their family
members about their drinking habits. They found about fifty percent
of heavy drinkers had brain injuries, as compared to forty
percent that never drank. It's not gonna change anything. You
can hear that right now. You can be on your
tenth drink today and you're still not gonna stop doing it. Dude,
I'll tell you what man. I talked to Glenn Campbell,
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his wife. Now, he had a horrific drinking problem throughout
his career, right Rhyanstone Cowboy was his big song. Then
he got a dementia and she came out and said,
she goes, there's no clear cut sign that the booze
and the drugs had anything to do with the dementia, right,
The dementia's going to confine you if it wants to come. Fine.
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You don't know the guy's doing at Rolling Stones, right,
they're doing pretty good. Did they drink for I don't
know eighty years, dude, Keith Richards changed out his bl
blood at one time. They get rid of the heroin
in his system, so we could get into Canada doing
just fine. He's doing okay. Do you know where you
can live? Uh? For where one hundred thousand dollars could
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get you like a nice life. It's got to be
some some island somewhere. I mean not even a nice think.
I think you're woe, and I think an island you're
you're you're. It's gonna be a little bit more. I
mean South. They'll give me South America summer sat in
a hut. Oh you want to go to like third one?
Oh yeah, I'm talking a third world contract. Oklahoma City
gets you the biggest bang for your buck for one
hundred grand a year. El Paso, Texas, Corpus Christi, Texas, Tulsa, Oklahoma, Memphis, Lubbock,
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San Antonio, Jacksonville, Houston, and Saint Louis places where one
hundred thousand dollars gets you nowhere Manhattan, Honolulu, San Francisco, Brooklyn, Queens,
Los Angeles, San Diego, Boston, Washington, d C. And of
all places, Oakland. I guess they get. They get the
overflow from San Francisco. I feel like I could buy
three blocks in Oakland for one hundred thousand dollars. There
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you go. Those people they have a bed, You not
so much. This is the story of the one who
as a maintenance specialist for historic high rise one hundred
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Some might call it cruel man. I took my dog
to this dog trainer second session. I see a look
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at defeat on this animal already, and I see people
that man handle their dogs and not listen, not in
a bad way. We use a choker collar. Now we
take them for a walk. And he's like he's showing us,
like how we should do it. Where if the dog
is bad, jumps up, whatever, you give him a little
little yank. Man. This dog turned around and looked at
us like what are you doing? Because you know, is
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this person that is just man handling. I gotta flip it.
The dog looks at you, yeah, and says, you failed me,
big pussies, because you actually trained me when I was
a puppy to do what I needed to do, and
now you're you're sending me to this task mast to
go in and get done. He goes, I'm an adult
dog now, I do you know? We're trying to teach
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him new tricks? He said, And he said, he said,
I I come from wolves, and now you're trying to
break me. He goes, we could have done this when
I was three months old. This dog has run of
the house. We stopped, put him in his crate. He
sleeps in the bed. Baby the doggie babysitter only has
three fingers left. Yep, Well that's her fault, you know
what I mean. Don't reach down. The dog obviously had
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a piece of toilet paper that he wanted, and she
went to go taking an evada space. But just to
watch this guy man and how we got it. Like
you see, I see people when he walk their dogs
and their dogs aren't pulling, tugging and all these other things.
I'm like, how do you do that? Now? I see
how you do it? Her? My my, my father in
law treats his dog like absolute dog s and my
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wife he's like, she's he's too cruel on the dog.
Now I realize he's not cruel on the dog. This
dog doesn't bite people. It sits where it's supposed to sit,
It doesn't chew any of us stuff. Being he would
shoot this thing in the head. Yeah, he's gotta be tough.
And it's also it's like when people talk about coaches
or parents like that too, they're being too tough on
the kids. Not they're just they're being tough. Yes, that's
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what they are. It teaches it, for the most part,
will teach your child to do things in a better way. Sure,
your kid fails, you know, it's okay, say listen, manya
second place. You don't deserve a trophy. You didn't come
in first place. Now, you also don't want to, you know,
beat the hell out of your kid when he loses
a match or anything like there's a there's a happy meeting.
Don't where we are with the dogs. You don't want
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to beat your kid now. But also when I if
I failed the test when I was a kid and
I went home, my parents said, that was still smart, dude,
That never happened. No. I went home after I failed
the test. My parents said, you were ill prepared and
you're dumb. Yeah, real reality, Like really, yeah, that's why
it wasn't this. Oh, come here, I'll give you a hug. No,
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you're stupid. You failed. I don't fail next time. I
call it breaking them. And I've had to do with
my kids too, man, where you just flip out and
go nuts, where you're like, whoa, I'm not gonna do
that again. Yeah, I'm I'm I'm pretty laid back as
a dad. But every now and then the kids will
see it. You get that look in the eye and
they know it's coming. They know the tornado's coming. And
I looked at my sweatshirt. I saw the hole in
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my sweatshirt. Reminded where my dog bit my arm. I said,
look at that. That's why we're here, buddy. It's like
when it was like in Rocky when uh uh a
good Apollo Creede had to take them back to l
A to relearn how to box. Yeah, she'd look in
their eyes. Yeah, the tigers one Rocky loss. Well, there's dog. Now,
me and my wife we have the eye at a
tiger back. I hope that it's like Adrian when she's
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on top of the stairs and she's screaming at you
and the dog, the way Adrian was screaming at Rocky. Uh,
let's all look in this dog man just beat Hey, everybody,
it's been It's been a fun day. Yeah, yeah, it has.
Thanks for call today. Always welcomed on the show. Glad
we're all a part of. It's good Friday tomorrow. It
is good Friday. Yeah. I look on the calendar. We
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have it off. We are not off tomorrow. No, no,
we get off up on Sunday. This iHeart. Yeah, really couldn't.
No good Friday. I'd like to switch it out for
Juneteenth if I could. You know, I think we had
seen Patrick's stay take. Can we flip that? Yeah, everybody
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You shot to the fact. Y'all keep me laughing. Man,
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