THURSDAY 5-1-25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Up, Wake up.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
In a world of dull, mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand the bob the rest.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
And this show isn't it? Hey homie? What's happening? Good morning?

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Come on?

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Man? I see you a picture? Did you don't? I
don't know if you saw them by Santi Santy yesterday,
And it's it's a little bit of a leaddown because
if life isn't.

Speaker 5 (00:56):
Giving you lemons, right, can't make lemonade? You go to
my local can meet shopping center and and you beg
for for for for stuff, right, you beg for money
whatever food.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yesterday, guys, he's got the cardboard sign out right, he's
sitting on his rascal and he's panhandling. He's sleeping. Well,
then he's not. He's not doing work. You're not putting
an effort. You got, dude, I've got no problem throwing
you a dollar. I've talked about it.

Speaker 5 (01:25):
Who was a guy the other day he was playing
the accordion and you know, panhandling for money I'll give
you money for that. But if you're gonna be sitting
on your rascal sleeping, I come on, bro, give me,
give me, give me an e forever. A couple of things,
I'll break down. What's with the color coat? It looks
like a like a coat of clown with wear.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Hold on, hold on, I got a Let me pull
up the picture so I can see what we're looking
at here.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Okay, wait a minute.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
He's on a rascal that probably costs thirty thousand dollars.
It's a nice that's a nice rascal. Now is he
strapped with bunge of cords so he can't fall out
if he falls asleep? Because it looks like there's some
type of stream going over. He also looks like his
bowling shoes on. Oh he does look like it. Yeah,
but I see, I see it's yeah that dead. It's
it's like an old eighties ski jacket. Yeah. So dude,

(02:11):
so like you're you're putting it in no effort. If look,
I get it. Man, times are tough and you're you know,
you got a sign. I always appreciate a funny sign,
but don't be sleeping. Come on, man, it seems to
be in a very dangerous area. It's uh, it's between
you and him, is there? Yes, here's a curve there.

(02:31):
He's off the curb, though the curb is on the
other side of him. That's what I'm saying. So you're,
your car and him were all on the sad. It's
pretty big.

Speaker 5 (02:40):
It's the it's the exit out of the shopping center.
It's it is pretty big. And I don't think anyone's
gonna hit him now. I can't confirm the knowing hit him,
just a little bummed out.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Man for effort. Come on, dude, even if the sign
has something to do it. Hey, I'm sleep like I'm sleeping.
Eave a dollar in the buck a second, then I'm
okay with it. In a second.

Speaker 5 (03:00):
If you made a joke and said something like keep
your car down, I'm trying to take a nap, I would, dude,
I throw five bucks in here.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
In your basket or third shifter.

Speaker 5 (03:12):
But come on, you're showing me no effort if you're
falling asleep while trying to beg for money to follow.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
This guy home. I bet he has a pretty nice house.
Maybe not as nice as ours, but I thought she
lives in a pretty cool I don't know.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
If word gets around the panhandlers, but like that's now
kind of become a spot. There's about three people that
cycle through that exit to that shopping center, and they
one guy. Dude, he works hard. Dude, he's walking, you know,
back and forth. But his sign is too wordy.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
He's got a he's got a cardboard sign, but he's
got too many words on it. You can't if you're
if you're real quick going in and out of the
shopping center, you can't read unless it says I need
money for karate lessons. Then that's just enough wordage to
put on the sign. So yeah, Or I take credit cards,
that'd be a great sign. Woldn't I think I'm credit
I'm sure. I'm sure. Panhandlers now have figured out a

(04:03):
way to use what's that called square? Four square? Sure? Right,
you can just do you can do a run on
your phone. Wait a minute, where's this guy charged the chair?
Good question, he's charging the chair somewhere. Well, I couldn't
ask him because he was sleeping. You gotta get up there, yeah, yeah,
you gotta. You gotta make it look you gotta try
a little bit. That's a terrible squat. Yeah, you can't
fall asleep on the job. Everybody. Uh, it's Thursday, Thursday, Thursday,

(04:27):
will dive into that. We're gonna find that ZXL workforce
employer of the Day today. Yeah, I believe we got
a parent ticket. It's Thursday, so yeah, we have a
parent tickets for the Big Eighties rock show.

Speaker 5 (04:38):
Lou Graham, a foreigner. He's coming to Uh. Oh shit,
we'll look get with tickets for that coming up just
a little bit.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Lunch of point sevens EXL, South Jersey's rock station z
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Speaker 2 (04:51):
I can go alrighte it and we'll do it lit
and things sucks.

Speaker 5 (04:59):
I'm scotting a more. I want to hear some news forward.
Used Defense Secretary Pete Heggs sent a message do Iran yesterday,
warning the country that because of its lethal support of
the Hohuthy's terrorist organization, they will pay the consequences.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Just send the message. Are we texting through Twitter or
x whatever you want to call it? Okay? He said, quote,
we see your lethal support to the houthis. We know
exactly what you are doing. You know very well what the.

Speaker 5 (05:30):
US military is capable of and you have been warned
all on a Twitter. It's all uh. Defense Secretary Pete
Haig sat. I thought he wasn't allowed to have send
messages anymore. Did he screw up and send a text
of really important stuff to somebody that you shouldn't have.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
He's also a drinker, likes to bang hot broads to
at hotels. Why their husbands are there? I love the
guy man. Listen, keep it up. Listen. There's a lot
of uh. He was like a weather man for the military.
Six a lot of recruits going in six months ago.
He was a weather guy. What don't he He was
on Fox News. He'd wake up early with the Fox News.
He was like the guy they would send out to
the diner. Yes, well, now he's running the military. Oh

(06:11):
you're laughing. I don't like to laugh.

Speaker 5 (06:13):
A judge denied motions yesterday. This is coming from our
friends over at breaking AC.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
A judge denied motions dismiss charges against the Atlantic City
mayor and his wife.

Speaker 5 (06:24):
Mayor Marty Small and doctor Liqueta Small were indicted in
September after being accused of physically and verbally abusing their
teenage daughter. His defense attorney insists that small was being
a good father and just instructing his daughter to tell
the screw a right.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
So that's a double negative. So they're going forward. They
denied the chance to try.

Speaker 5 (06:42):
To get a thrown out he's been trying to get
he's doing that thing, and this is why court sucks.
You just drag your feet long enough and eventually it
just kind of goes away or you figure out some
type of settlement.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
The judge said, no, man, we're going forward with this.
Do you think he gets hitting his daughter down to
a seat ticket, Dude, that's what he's trying for.

Speaker 5 (07:02):
I'm not like, I know you're joking, but like that's
really what he's trying to do. Officials identified the driver. Dude,
this is scary. This comes from my daughter's school, University
of Delaware. A guy drove a U haul truck through
the center of campus. Wow, so killing a girl. Oh
my god, my daughter. It was right in front of

(07:23):
where my daughter works. So University of Delaware is in
the center of town, so there's there's like, you know,
shops and everything like that, and the kids have to
walk through this center of town to get to different buildings.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
It happened right in front of where my daughter works. Wow.

Speaker 5 (07:39):
And so a guy's running from the cops in the
U haul truck runs in the seven kids. Dude, it
was in the middle of the dates, just kids crossing
the street to go to class.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
He hits them.

Speaker 5 (07:48):
One girl died, another one is in real bad shape.
Gordon Turner of twenty two. He's twenty two of Newcastle,
Delaware was arrested in charge with the murder and it
fell murder, reckless conduct showing indifference and human life and assault,
conduct creating risk of death and serious injury, disregarding a

(08:10):
police officer's signal, and possession and consumption of marijuana in
excess of personal use quantity. Man, put this guy away, man,
So dude, my daughter called me man, she was shook
up because of this. Second person to die getting hit
by the first one was in September and it was
a girl hip by a motorcyclist.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
See, when you were telling the story, I thought the
court case was coming up. This is this just happened
two days ago.

Speaker 6 (08:37):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
And like my daughter was there, she didn't see the accident.
She got there right after it. But seventy pictures of
the of the U haul truck and everything like that.
The aftermath of it scary, man.

Speaker 5 (08:48):
Ill I tell the kids that all the time I
go look, just keep eyes in the back of your head.
She'll always be on the lookout, especially when it comes
to driving too. That was always you gotta be defensive. Yeah,
that's news. What about sports. Phils beat the National seven
to last night. They do it again tonight' six forty five.
Start listening to the game right here at ZXL. We
are your official Philadelphia Phillies ratio station.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
The Eagles they exercised Jordan Davis's fifth year option, so
he's going to be stuck with the Eagles. Oh, he
hasn't exercised in a while? Is he fat? Yeah? That's
the big guy, dude. He's like seven hundred pounds. Dude,
he's a monster. No, he's probably. I'm sure he's all
muscled up. But this guy is a monster of a person.

Speaker 5 (09:32):
And in scary news, man, it's shockingness.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Doesn't happen more often.

Speaker 5 (09:39):
A guy fell twenty one feet trying to catch a
foul ball during the Pittsburgh Pirates game.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
You're not thinking about it, man, The only thing in
your mind is to go get that ball.

Speaker 5 (09:48):
Yeah, So he's in rough shape. I think he's still
alive as of this morning. He's still alive, but rough shape.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Dude.

Speaker 5 (09:54):
It's on video and he I mean, that's a there's
a big fall there.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
You go, that's news. That's hey A sunn clas today
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(10:20):
I don't know why my wife fought me on this.
The last two nights she has slept on the couch. Okay,
not because we got in a fight, I know what
you think. And I threw her ass on the couch. No,
she would throw my ass on the couch for sure.
By the way, we used to have a couch. I
used to love to sleep on the couch.

Speaker 5 (10:34):
I prefer to, especially because I go to bed earlier
than everybody else. And my wife she camps up in
our bedroom like she's working out.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
She's getting stuff done, you know. So I'm like the
lights are on, the TV's on. I'm like, dude, I'll
head downstairs.

Speaker 5 (10:49):
We even have like a little office room that you
know has a couch and a TV.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Dude, I'll hide in there. Man, shut the door. We
used to have a great couch. Man, it was a
ninety degree and then we got rid of the cat.
And then we got a We got a round one
like it had to curve to it. I said, this
couch is all because I can't lay and watch the TV.
That's a tough one.

Speaker 5 (11:07):
Those sectionals, man, they're uh, they they they're they're game changers.
Yeah yeah, and they always one to one growing up,
never had one.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Now we have one. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:15):
I love except who when you add the sectional? Because
in our house we fight for the corner. Corner is
the best part.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Sure, I see I go for the arm, But where
do you put your head down where your feet should go?
Like if I'm laying on if my head's on the corner,
So you're laying on your belly. I said, I know
it sounds weird. Are you laying on your belly? I
don't lay on my belly. Okay, I don't lay my belly.

Speaker 5 (11:37):
I'm not a I'm not an eight year old watching
Saturday Morning cartoon.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
I do. I got my hands under my chin. I'm
kicking my feet. So the last two nights, Man, because
of the dogs, she slept on the couch, had the
best sleep. I was like, listen, I've brought this up before.
I am a terrible person to sleep with. I snore.
I was like, I move around, I get up in
the middle of the night to go pee. I was like,
I'm the worst. I wouldn't I would want to sleep
with me. Dude. Well, I suggested to go sleep in

(12:01):
the in the spare bedroom occasionally to get everybody get
a good night sleep, especially when she's up late, like
she does close till midnight and her closet and she's
like sneaking around. Is like, I'll just go sleep in
the other room. She thinks it's the end of our marriage.
It's not.

Speaker 5 (12:15):
And we started doing this before my oldest moved back
and now she moved back out again. We had a
spare bedroom and it was just a guest room for
when we had guests, and I started sleeping in there, man,
because my wife was up until midnight one am doing nonsense. Yeah,
So I would go and dude, I had almost like
your own bedroom. But you're right, you sleep good, everyone's happy, right,

(12:40):
It's so it was perfect. And then my oldest moved
back and I lost that room and now it's a gym.
So I'm not wanting to sleep on a weight bench,
but it is. It's oh, I mean, dude, once again,
a good night's sleep is so important. Yeah, and I
can't did the te do? My wife watches TV so loud,
like she's been on this Roseanne kick. So it's just

(13:01):
episodes of Roseanne just bouncing around my brain.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
Especially now, like I got a tiptoe around because we
have the dog and the dog's in air. The dog
can hear me get up, and it starts to go
a little crazy. It's like, I can make this real easy,
and it's it's listen, you know, we bang it out.
When we bang it out. Other than that, it's just
sleep and I'll put a nice TV in there. I'll
be able to go, I can close the door. The
kids want to bother me. It's it's here's my routine
to night, and it sucks, I tell you, because hey,
let's go upstairs. We hang out. We all lay in bed.

(13:25):
We're watching a movie. I'm out five minutes in. I
wake up and it's the middle of the night. I
gotta pee at two in the morning.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
Like that.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
That's my sleep routine. But I know it's gotta be
hard for my wife to go to sleep because there
I am. Man, my shirt's off, I probably smell. I'm snorting.
Who wants to lay next to that? If my life
was me, I wouldn't want to lay next to it.
And my wife don't care, dude.

Speaker 5 (13:45):
If I'm trying to sleep, she's got lights on, she's
got the TV blaring.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
It's her world. So I'd rather give her her world
and me go hide somewhere else. Now it's cool because
I wake up and like the room is cleaned up,
all her clothes are put away, but she's crawling in
the bed at in the morning. Exactly, dude, exactactly, even
like last night or yesterday morning.

Speaker 5 (14:05):
I'm leaving to go to work. You know, it's it's
been nice out, so we got the windows open. Yeah,
my wife's texting me on the way and it's three
forty five in the morning. She's texting me, I go,
what are you doing. She's like, well, you woke me
up with the garage door see, and I'm like, OK, like,
that's not my fault.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
What do you want to do there?

Speaker 5 (14:21):
It's the garage door. She's like, your car started. It
woke me up.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
What you should probably get the work no, and listen.
In her defense, you should put that neutral, roll it
down the hill a little bit, and then click it
in the gear when you get towards like guys who
have motorcycles. Right, that's I'm like, I'm like, I can't.

Speaker 5 (14:37):
I try and tiptoe around as much as like, and actually,
you know what, I've stopped doing that because guess what.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
My world is early in the morning. So if I
got to run the garbage disposal, if I'm washing clothes,
if I put shoes in the dryer and you hear clunk,
she's at four in the morning, get over it because
that's my time. Plus I have my window fan. She
hates the window fans because she's she claims it blows pop,
which probably ye, But dude, the rumble of that fan

(15:04):
and the cold air being blown it from outside. My
My spare bed would be a nice TV. It would
have an alarm clock and just that window fan, and
I would sleep like an absolute champ and everyone in
the house could sleep.

Speaker 4 (15:14):
Absolutely.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
She swears, it's the end of our Mari her her
dad did it right when I first met her. But
why her dad got a brand new house miles away
from the mom It's the best that could have happened
to their marriage.

Speaker 5 (15:24):
But here's the thing, Like, when we're not having this
wacky schedule, which is usually Friday, Saturday, Sunday, my wife
and I are always together, sleeping together like that.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
But like with our schedule, dude, I'm trying to get
sleep whenever I can. Yeah, it's not like I'm going
to Poundtown every night, you know, I just lay there. No,
And dude, honestly, she looks as wacky as as I do.
She's got a hair bonnet on, she's got things, you know,
mouth tape like you know, I tried the mouth tape
before a Mommy. Yeah, my wife put on a waile.

(15:54):
I was in mid sleep. If you put the mouth
tape trying to kill me, does yours do the triangle
on her forehead with the band aid thing? No, she
does the things under the eyes. Okay Jesus, Yeah, dude,
maybe we don't want to wake up to that. How
about that exactly.

Speaker 5 (16:08):
Hey, I got a pair of tickets to go see
Lou Graham of Foreigner over at Ocean.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Do you want them?

Speaker 5 (16:13):
Six zero nine six seven seven one hundred seven six
zero nine six seven seven one hundred seven sig zero
nine six seven seven one hundred and seven. Uh, Lou
Graham a Foreigners Big Eighties rock show coming to Ocean.
Six zero nine six seven seven one hundred seven.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
We'll get back. We'll knock out some rock news, Jo
Joe and Scottie rock news. There's some rock news for you.
I didn't know this. Did you know? Michael Bolton has
brain cancer. No, we talked about him. I celebrate his
entire catialog. We talked about him a couple of weeks ago,

(16:48):
but I'm not sure it was brain cancer.

Speaker 5 (16:49):
Yeah, he's had brain cancer for a year now, almost
two years. He's now opening up about the disease. He said,
it's unthinkable for it to be okay not to make
the most of your life. He said during an interview
with People magazine. I think we developed capabilities and problem management,
and we learn how to make the best out of
bad situations. You have to be a cheerleader for yourself.

(17:11):
Michael Bolton underwent brain surgery in December of twenty twenty three,
but did not share the news until last year. He said,
it's always the hardest thing for me to ever disappoint
fans or postpone a show.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
But have no doubt, I.

Speaker 5 (17:27):
Am working hard to ac celebrate my recovery and get
back to performing soon.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
So hopefully. Yeah, he's on the men. But I didn't
even know he was ill, and I don't want to
beat up the guy while he's down. But his cover
of Percy Sledges when a Man Loves a Little Voice,
it was awful. That was the worst cover of that
song ever. Now listen the other stuff he was fantastic.
He did when a Man Loves Days, that's oh, it
was testing. That was his big hit, when a Man

(17:53):
Loves Them. Oh, it was the worst cover ever of
a song.

Speaker 5 (17:55):
The problem is because that song's a classic by itself,
the original So but dude, it was a hit. I
remember growing up, dude, the middle aged moms, they were
nuts for Michael Bowla. You couldn't go to a wedding
without here in the door in dinner, dude, nuts. But
he's We talked about this the other day he's like

(18:15):
Richard Marx. Other than that Percy Sledge cover. I couldn't
tell you a Michael Bolton song, but I know that
he was everywhere for a certain amount of time in
the late eighties and early nineties. Same thing with Richard Marx.
Couldn't tell you a song, but I know he was
everywhere for about five years.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
Can you name a Kenny g record? No, no, you can't.
But he was ever sure he was. He was a songbird.
Metallica get get. I didn't bring it. I left my
wallet in the car. Do you have your credit card?
I do? What are we get in? Okay?

Speaker 5 (18:47):
Metallica has announced the massive re release of their chart
topping nineteen ninety six album Load. It's gonna be demos,
rough mixes, videos, live recordings, and more. It's gonna ride
June thirteenth. We can pre order right now though at
metallica dot com. Okay, right to number down four. Oh,
let me see what the price of this this bad

(19:08):
boy is?

Speaker 1 (19:09):
What is this now box set or something? Boxe dude?
People still go and buy like hard box sets like
oh all right, you got a bunch of crap, right,
m CDs and posters and stuff. If there's a T shirt,
I get it. I'm getting the Lollapalooza poster. All right,
you can you keep everything else. Box sets just seems
like a money grab. Okay, check your h check to

(19:33):
see how much you have on that card, because it's
two hundred and seventy five dollars boy, and seventy five
bucks for this box? Will I get a medal up
your ass? Poster from my bathroom?

Speaker 5 (19:43):
Billy Corgan, you know he's uh, he's doing a line. Now,
he's got a podcast. It's actually pretty good. It's an
interview podcast. He's out there touring with Smashing Pumpkins. I
guess he also owns a t shop like tea, like
drinking tea. Him and his wife. This tea shop in Chicago.
Sounds like she wanted some money to pursue a little well.

(20:04):
I guess it's her thing. Yeah, it's called Madam Zuzu's Imporium.
She she's Chinese and it's a Chinese style teahouse. It's
the second time in less than six months a car
has driven through the tea shop.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
Now it's bad luck. What's it on a corner?

Speaker 2 (20:19):
Like?

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Why does a car keep driving through it? You gotta smudget. Yeah,
maybe it's not a bad intersection there.

Speaker 5 (20:25):
So this time it cracked the building's facade and some
metal windows were broken, but it looks like.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
They'll be able to repair and open the back up.
Maybe you put up those big posts like Hua wah
has so you can't drive through the front. Yeah, who knew?
What if people drive? Well, have you ever driven in Chicago?

Speaker 5 (20:43):
No, it's nutty, dude, because they have two So like Chicago,
it's like the city. There's an upper part and a
lower part and it's insane to drive through like a
poor partner. No, Like, there's an upper part like a
a first floor. Oh you're talking about a height, okay, and.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
Then there's all kinds of roads under it like a
basement and there's dude, there's a there's shops and bars
and stuff in this lower part that have never seen
the sun because they're in this basement area of Chicago,
but hanging in an alley there. It's in sandity. It's nuts. There.
You go some rock news for it. I Rocket.

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Speaker 5 (21:49):
Two things have happened over the last couple of days
that I haven't seen in a while. One was pulling
up to a red light and I got I can
see in my rear view about three cars behind me.
A it's never good when a car parks on an

(22:11):
angle in an intersection. Dude, I watched a woman she
actually did it was road rage. She got out of
the car. So we're sitting at the red light. She
is now like kind of angled and almost blocking a car.
She hops out of the car and now is in

(22:32):
the dude's driver's side window. And I'll tell you what,
in this day and age, man, I ain't doing that
because I don't know what somebody has meaning. I don't
know if you got a gun, I don't know if
you got a knife. I don't know if you got
a camera. And maybe you say the wrong thing.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
You got balls to cut that car off that way.
That's like a cop maneuver. Where that car can't go.
But if it smashes into your car, it's still a
lose lose for everybody. Yeah, so she's out of the car, dude,
finger wagon right like, she is lighting this guy up
and uh and he eventually the light turns green and
he just takes off. Yeah, and she now has to

(23:05):
do that that walk back through her car. It's gotta
get in in the car, adjust the car so she
can finally go. How bad? Like, what could I don't
know what the guy simply have done, but threw a
cup of coffee from behind, like and threw it on
her wings?

Speaker 4 (23:18):
Like what did this?

Speaker 5 (23:18):
I did not see what the guy did. I only
called the aftermath of it. But the other thing that
that and this happened. It could have been the same day,
but I think was the next day. I'm gonna I'm
gonna another intersection and it's a green arrow. I'm waiting
for the green arrow to take a left turn.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Okay, So I'm.

Speaker 5 (23:39):
Sitting there, I'm waiting for the green arrow. Woman comes
up behind me, dude, and just starts hitting her horn
and I'm like, no, lady, I gotta I gotta wait
for the arrow. Yeah, Like that's like, you can't just turn.
It's it's a four lane highway I'm turning against, so
I can't just turn. So she just keeps laying on

(23:59):
her horn. Dude, I had enough, So finally the green
arrow hits I turn. So I haven't done this in
a while. Dude, gave her the good old middle finger.
Yeah right, yeah, so it made me laugh out loud,
So I give her the middle finger. She's passing me right,
because now I'm turning into my development, I give her
the middle finger. I watch her roll down her window

(24:24):
and dude, I haven't seen this in a while. She
puts her full arm out of her window and flips
me the bird back. Okay, but I haven't seen that
move because her arm is now out of the car
over the roof, and now she's just driving while throwing
the middle finger at me.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Yeah, I like if I get if I get honked at,
like if I I don't know sometimes because it was
like I don't understand. Look if I if I was
doing something wrong, I understand, But you're honking for no reason.
She's confused. The other side is green. I still had
the red arrow, and that couldn't she just kind of
pointed out like stupid, there's a red errow, and that's
what I do. Usually I'll do that. I'll point like,
I'll be like, hey, like look at that. I get it.

(25:04):
But look yeah, if I get if I get honked
that like I like I if I go to make
a left and I cut a little bit close because
the guy's flying or whatever, I hope for me, I
just give the inc like I'm honking like, hey, listen, man,
I okay, I hear you a big deal, but you
know I'm gonna give you the inc because to me,
the end is, hey, man, what's happened? Hey, how's your
day going? And I hope that pisses them off more.

(25:24):
Hey I saw this. This is pretty cool. Uh, when
somebody's trying to get over, I flash my lights right
like I don't know, I'm hey flashing lights. Even for
truckers driving back from Tennessee. Yeah, Well, when they get
in fun of me, they say hello by putting their
hazards on. Twice. I was like, hey, that's a pretty
cool little signal there. When it comes to.

Speaker 5 (25:42):
Cars, yeah, man, Cause if you're if you're on a
long road trip, do the best is you find a
good tractor trailer to drive behind. You could go hours
behind that tractor trailer. And it's the best, man, because
it's just you're drafting behind him.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
It's perfect. Put on some cruise control. I gotta worry
about a thing. And these guys don't care either. Man.
Oh no, but there those trucks they fly over to
your lane. They don't care. You got to look out
for that.

Speaker 5 (26:07):
There was one year we were driving through Virginia and
it must have been a heavy deer season and deer
maybe we're in heat or something. And dude, I'm driving
behind tractor trailers and they're plowing through deer.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
That are just in the side of road. Dude. There's blood,
there's guts, there's there's paws and hoofs all all over
the road.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
You're hearing it like you hear the hit. And the
trucks don't stop, Dude, they just keep going. Yeah, they're
gonna win that battle every time, they will. Yeah. But
to get out of your car, man, yeah not now.

Speaker 5 (26:40):
So two things, two things I haven't seen in a while.
Woman gets out of the car in a road rage incident.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (26:45):
And then I got the out of the window middle
finger up over the roof. That was That was a
big one because usually they stay in the car. The
middle finger doesn't go out out of the window.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
And then I gotta do that thing where if I
go there's any type a confrontation, I go to that
red light, I gonna make sure I don't wind up
next to him because now it's just awkward. Look we
get back, man, we knock out some headlines. It is
conspiracy Corner on a hundred point seven z XL South

(27:19):
Jerseys rock station z x L Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (27:22):
See, we needed the mics on off air because we
just had a conversation that that started with Nas the
rapper might be one of the greatest rappers of all time.
And the carpenter, Yeah, he without being dead. He has
a mural. And so we started with Nas the rapper
and we ended with carpenter.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Bees maybe drones. That's pretty good. That's a pretty I mean,
that's that's that's that's I don't even have seeing bees
that big.

Speaker 4 (27:52):
But you know what I'm an.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
You just moved out into the woods, so you're seeing
things you have ever before.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
I mean, you know, you got to bury the body
will sit there, they'll stare back at you like they
have this be just right in front of you. Don't
just buzzing like it looked like a drone covering and
staring and staring at my.

Speaker 5 (28:17):
Don't so they don't bite you, like they don't sting you.
But dude, they'll come at your head.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
No, and they all coordinated.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (28:23):
I went out on the mission yesterday with.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
This works.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
It's fun because it kind of torches him slow.

Speaker 5 (28:31):
All right, Look, we haven't even introduced the man. Gary G.
Garcia is in our studio. Conspiracy. It's now conspiracy. Whenever
he can make it in.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
This Monday, I came back from India. I couldn't make
it in.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Yeah, you just got back from Indiana.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
It's still like recooping. Man, it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
I'm old now, I'm still I apologized. I would apologize you, Gary,
because we were at your show and you left.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
What I was saying about it, No, you took a
dig at us, and I feel no, I didn't. I
didn't take at you, and I thought you were going
to take it that way, but it wasn't.

Speaker 4 (29:05):
It was just the point that I was getting up
for like really.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
No reason, and then busted my ass and then I
just woke up to get hurt. That was the whole
point of it. Like I woke up and I said,
I hope he doesn't take that as a dig, because
I didn't mean joke about how we don't pay you. Yes,
but that's not because you're supposed to joke.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
We don't know.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
But the joke is basically how I do it because
it just sounds cool and and I love telling people.
When they say, do you work, I go, yeah, I
do the radio. You know, they go, just comedy, I
do the radio.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Does promote your show as well? Yes, and I get out.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
Of it and we can promote. I know you're gonna
take that as a dog. Get out of my mouth.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
That's not crazy. I am.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
My brain works so crazy that as I said it,
I was still very much doing my thing.

Speaker 4 (29:54):
But in my head, I go, I hope he doesn't
take that as a dig.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
It wasn't a dig at all.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
Bring that up.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Yeah, Like I also mentioned I had a pool now
because I could swim, just because it's very.

Speaker 4 (30:04):
Cool to say you have it in ground pool.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
And look. Also the point was both of those things
almost killed me. The pool I almost drowned in and
waking up to come here. Almost killed myself if you
would have died coming to snap, dude, weak neck, you
fell stairs the family a week next, I'm telling.

Speaker 5 (30:25):
You coming to the show, you fell down a flight
of stairs, broke your toe.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
How's your toe doing?

Speaker 2 (30:30):
It's it's doing much better. But that was in that
phase where it feels good. So I'm moving around quick.
But if I bang it, you know what I'm saying, Like,
it's not heeled, it's a toe, so it's gonna take
a long time to heal. Plus something in my fifties,
it's gonna take a while. I'll probably be feeling it
for like, you know, a year, a year, I'll still
be aware of it.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
But dot com is the website, and that's where we
were for my birthday.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
Yeah, yeah, it was great. I was glad you guys
came on my birth Yes you did say bye, But
he came by a time before that and just left.

Speaker 4 (30:59):
What I was saying, but.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Doing out of the quick probably Gary ge, what do
you got for his conspiracy?

Speaker 4 (31:05):
Well, well, the pope is gone.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Pope is gone, and I'm not, you know, making fun
for all the Catholics out there.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
I'm not making fun of it.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
But remember we read the Prophecy of the Popes.

Speaker 4 (31:16):
Well we didn't read it.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
We spoke about the book the Prophecy of the Popes,
where they said that after this.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Pope, it's over.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
It's over. Yeah, and that even if you go into
like the the what's that the Vatican? Yeah, and they
have the pope a picture for a place for all
the popes is the last one.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
And on that one it just says, what.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Do you think works?

Speaker 4 (31:40):
Twenty twenty seven?

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Supposedly there it's gonna take the year two thousand, the
year two thousand and one of the popes said, and
the age of Christ, which I think was twenty seven,
right if I'm correct, So twenty twenty seven, we're in
twenty twenty five, two more years.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
People enjoy it. There's no more.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
Place tags to put the new popes. It says, end
the world.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Now, imagine you're a carpenter, right, you're building the Vatican,
and you're like, there's never going to be this many popes.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
We're good.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
If we only go this fraw it, we're good. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
Well you were just lazy, and now the whole world
it's going to be wrapped around that.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Yeah, it's a weird process because I.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
Think you think it's gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Brought up.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
We talked about this a while though. When when I
first found the book, it was like a book that
that it says, you know, this is the last pope
once he dies, that's.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
The last one. Had a resemblance to Donald Trump. Did
we talk about.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Something Donald Trump. There's a book called Barons Okay, Baron right,
which was written before, written back in the day, and
it's about a kidnamed Baron whose fault his name was Trump,
who ran, who became president or whatever, and did he
become the last pope because he was a time traveler.
He was a time traveler in the book.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
And there's a lot of similarities.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
This is before before we're talking and years thirteen hundred,
fourteen hundreds the book was reten.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Or something, and now there's there's this all the similarities
with Trump and his son and his son back Trump
did say that he wanted to be the next pope.
I don't think that can happen, but hey, why not
throw your hat in the ring.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
Yeah, nowadays, anybody could be anything they want to be. Man,
I'd say, since Biden, I think all doors are open
for anything you want to be made anymore.

Speaker 5 (33:18):
I'll tell you it's a weird process because now I
think they had the funeral and now all the bishops
have to get it's too boring.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
Nah, But did you see like the weirdness man they
had those They had those dudes wearing those like black
KKK hats, big long and they're like, it's not K
hats the Catholic See how tall are and they're black? Yea,
you know they're black. They look I'd be the whole
thing is very satantic.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
I'm sorry, very structured Christian.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
Religion that all that stuff looks very satanic. I thought
I was at a dojo concert.

Speaker 5 (33:53):
But I'll tell you what, even like hardcore Christians kind
of look at Catholics and oh.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
I do I say that I grew up Catholic. Yeah,
the Catholics started calling themselves Christians after the whole big scandal.
You're real, But I was raised Catholic. I went to
Catholic school, and I used to know some Christian friends
and I would say, why, you know, what's the difference,
and they'd be like, oh, no, we're not that's not us,
that's not us. But now now Christians Catholics.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
I was going to know Christians.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
And Catholics were not the same, and anyone could get
mad at me for saying that, but that's just the
way it was. I'll tell you the school and they said, no,
we're not being Catholic.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
It's such pomp and circumstance and it's boring and it
takes forever.

Speaker 5 (34:35):
Joe and I went to a Lutheran funeral a couple
of weeks ago. Dude, it was light, it was airy,
it was short, and it was oh.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
Yeah, I'll call Christian funerals are the best. Man, I say,
mine's going to be banging. Why they're gonna stuff me, dude,
I'm going it's gonna be dope.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
Man.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
There seems to be so much money wrapped up in
the Catholic Church, right, it's all about it's all about
got gold.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
The Vatican is a country, true, own Country's true.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
They don't want these priests to marry because a wife
would get half of everything.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
That would be. That would be a very smart reason.
That would be a reason I'd accept. I would accept that.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
One fact you just can't get.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
It's not it's not that they can't get married. They
also celibate. They can't have sex. Yeah, yeah, you know
they well they're capable of it, apparently.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Lawsuits, you know, But how do you take that animals
to urge out of a man to do what you do.
That's the problem.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
It's still in there.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
You're suppressing it.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
No, I can't say this, no, no, no, listen. I
love everybody.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Kids.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Oh you know, Gary loves the kids, not in a
not in a you know, just a lookout for them
kind of.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Yeah, Gary loves kids. Father Gary doesn't love the kids. Gary.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
But yeah, let's see what happens, dude, twenty twenty seven.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
They're saying, so you're saying, there'll be no more pope
the room to hang the pictures, pictures.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
They're like, listen, we'd have to like, you know, break
down a wall and we have to make room for
another picture. So I don't know, I mean, what's going
on right now? Are they even talking about.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Get together and the bishop black? Take the blacksm It
could take a week, it could take six months.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
It's gonna take two years, twenty seven, it could be it.
If we don't get another pull, dude, it's just empty
for another year.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
Then I'm gonna start to think I'm gonna do that. Wow,
you know what, dude, they should You know what Airbnb it.

Speaker 4 (36:41):
The BnB vatic I don't even know.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
The Vatican is a scary place to me.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Un I took the tour. Yeah, I got trouble.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
Did you feel?

Speaker 4 (36:48):
How do you do when you went in there?

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Trouble in the Sistine Chapel because I was taking I know,
but I was a part of the whole thing. I
don't know. You can't take pictures in the ruins the mural.
I am like taking pictures, but that was pretty close.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
Even if you look at that place, that's a big question,
like look at the way that place is built. Even
though like to Washington, look at the way the buildings
are built. And then you come to like New York
or you know, all these other new buildings, where are
all the good like architects.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
I was there when the Pope had the bubble over
his little mobile things that I was in Saint Peter
Square for a Holy Week and came out and blessed
everything that was because you got blessed. Yeah, I got
blessed by the pope. Yeah. Because that there was an
assassination attempt, and so they built the bubble. Yeah, John Paul,
look at that a beta fish. Here's what I'm gonna say, right,

(37:43):
and then we gotta go and we gotta go. But
I heard that in the right that you can't go
as a tourist. But all the popes are there kind
of chilling. Remember when Luke and like Darth Vader were
in that gel in the canister. Uh oh yeah, all
the popes are like.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
That, like.

Speaker 4 (38:04):
Just late leaning against the wall.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
They got them leaning back against the wall looking like
hands solo frozen and.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
Yep, yes, they're all in carbonite. That would be cool
to see that. I go to see that.

Speaker 4 (38:13):
Yeah, creepy.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
There's only been a couple of people that have ever
seen it, but it's there. It'd be great if they
went up and down like a lava lamps to come
down on his head gets.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
All soft body. You see the feet going past the
head and the head going past. Oh look now he's upside.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
That triple gar. Yeah baby, Where can people.

Speaker 4 (38:35):
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Speaker 2 (38:37):
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but I'm flowing around. I'm getting ready to go to
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podcast rated g with Gabbage seeing Brian t. Locata. Uh,
anyway you get podcasts, man, it's cool. Alright, we love you, buddy,
love you guys to man, thanks for having look.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
Man, we get back with some trash. Oh why love trash?

Speaker 3 (39:05):
Anything thirty ong or.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
Nothing, anything racket rocky or roughing es love frash.

Speaker 5 (39:18):
Here's some trash for you. We talked about it yesterday.
So it's not funny, man.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
You're laughing on it.

Speaker 5 (39:26):
I know it's because it's I'm surprised it doesn't happen
more often. But John Elway the NFL quarterback, and I
believe he's the GM if not part owner of the Broncos.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
This isn't a funny story.

Speaker 5 (39:42):
Him and his buddy, who was his agent their family
were at the Stagecoach Festival, which a big festival happening
in Indio, California, and they were driving a golf cart
I guess home or to wherever the hotel and Elway
was driving the golf cart and his agent was in
the back.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
You know that back seat that faces backwards. Once I
put my kids in, I hope they're buckled up.

Speaker 5 (40:05):
Yeah, the dude fell off, hit his head and died,
so we.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
Okay, so I sucked. So they don't know. Drink it
a little bit. They want to drink, so they don't know.

Speaker 5 (40:15):
I don't know the details of a car hit them,
or another golf cart hit them, or they hit a bump.
The police yesterday, especially because the guy died, have opened
up an investigation.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
You know.

Speaker 5 (40:26):
Now it's like, okay, and they're gonna go after l
Way because you know what if he had a couple
of drinks and got behind the wheel this golf cart.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
But it is confirmed that Elway was driving, because he
might have he might have hit it. Like we do
that with our boogey boards. If we don't strap him
down in the back and we hit a bump. This
guy was a bully board. They pop up and then
if you're a car, my god, if you're a car
behind him, you could hit that. You know, you could
have ran over this guy.

Speaker 7 (40:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (40:46):
Man, it's sad and it's a whole like the like
the like family members were in.

Speaker 4 (40:50):
The golf cart.

Speaker 5 (40:51):
Uh wise he too. I hook hog right, I love
me some hook hog Man, Like. I'm a big hook
Hogan fan growing up. I was right smack dad in
that that rock and wrestling stuff. He's launching a new
wrestling league.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
To compete with the WWE.

Speaker 5 (41:13):
Know now he's backing good graces with the WWE. He's
been you know, bounced a couple of times from from
you know, from them. Hey, dude, it's it's I know,
he made a ton of money. I know his divorce
took a lot of money from him.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
But the dude made a lot. Dude. When I say
a lot of money, the dude was wrestling for thirty years.
Dude made a lot of money. He sells himself like
he's never made it down. Yeah, he just still wants
to keep relevant.

Speaker 5 (41:40):
Him and Eric Bischoff Eric Bischoff frand WCW in the
nineties the heyday at WCW are launching this wrestling league.
He's got this hook, Hogan's American Beer, which dude, we
missed out on because he was going the liquor stores
and selling the beer. Yeah, and I I called it out,

(42:02):
you know here on the show to all the liquor
stores around here. Apparently you couldn't. You could get them
for like nothing. All you had to do was order
a certain amount of his dumb beer. And he would
come out and do an appearance at your liquor store
in HTTI got a picture of it.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
Pushing his Vodkers liquor or whenever. Got the picture of me.

Speaker 5 (42:19):
Yeah, you and my wife and my wife ran over. Awesome, man,
that dude that was I was. I guess I was
like second or third in line. Right, and here comes
a Bentley pulling in to the canals on the black
horse bike across from a five below right, and just
out of the back seat hops out of fifty he

(42:41):
runs into the liquor store.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
He's got a little backdrop. He was there fifteen minutes
right boom boom, boom boom. He had a vodka or
something he was selling. And uh and then he was
out in the Bentley off who knows where, just just
there there goes fifty seven. Still got the picture, and
it's a good picture.

Speaker 5 (42:58):
Good for you man, being hire were doing and like
the thing where like the boxing thing where we had
our fists up.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
Really yeah nice.

Speaker 5 (43:04):
Yeah, it's you know, It's what I do, man, I
hang out with celebrities like Fitty Suck.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
You should have pretended to shoot him in the mouth.

Speaker 4 (43:11):
Why would I do that.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
Let's see here, we will wrap it up with this
Robert de Niro, Uh, his son has come out as
trans and so his son is now his daughter. So
apparently here's the quote.

Speaker 5 (43:30):
I loved and supported Aaron has my son, and now
I will love and support Arion has my daughter.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
He couldn't be more opposite than he is in movies. Yeah,
I know, it couldn't be more further from the truth.
I know you're you're a great actor because the way
you pull it off as a badass in movies and
then you know your life and you know everything else.
Trying to think insane the year he started to really
fall off, because I mean, he was doing good stuff.

(43:59):
He does it Meet the Fokers, because that's always pretty
good in that Still it was it wasn't tough. It
wasn't a tough role.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
Though.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Those mobster roles ended for him.

Speaker 5 (44:07):
I think Casino, Yeah, Casino was probably his last great
mobster movie, right, unless I'm missing something.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
Had some duds, Oh dude, he said just this last year,
t t's done.

Speaker 5 (44:20):
Two He did a Netflix movie or it was it
maybe even a TV show that bombed horribly.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
He did. Ah, it was supposed to be his return
the mob movies, and he did that it sucked. Oh
he did that irishman that was awful. Yeah, it wasn't
an all cg. I made him look really young or something. Yeah,
it was not a not a great movie. Uh, there
you go.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
Some trash for you for.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Morning and good morning z XL. Good morning. Hey, how
are you?

Speaker 7 (44:52):
I'm good?

Speaker 1 (44:52):
Good to hear. What's your name? Craig Craig? Uh, you
gotta tickets?

Speaker 5 (44:57):
Lou Graham foreigner, Lou Graham of foreign or over at ocean?

Speaker 1 (45:01):
All right? Awesome, yeah, awesome. What do you do for
lib Well making the ZXL work force employer the day?
Craig Gregor? Is it greg Or, Craigig, Craig.

Speaker 5 (45:12):
Mac because I know, dude, guys named Craig do not
like to be called greg.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
No, what's Craig short for Craigory Craig? Gotcha? I love
that name. What do you do for a living man?
What's your job?

Speaker 7 (45:28):
I am an engineer, all right.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
When I was going to school to be an engineer,
and then I got caught up in the college radio
station and then I became a mobile DJ. But yeah,
what you do engineering? He engineers the turntable? I do
I do? That's what I do. If you know the
dance floors what I do. Yeah, dude, that's dude, that's tough. Man.
The engineering program.

Speaker 5 (45:47):
I know a lot of guys who tried to go
to the engineering programs in college and they all bailed
out and became the business administration.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Now I know two types of engineers. I know one
that actually went to dregs. Well, he's an electrical engineer.
He's doing great. Yeah, But I also know another electrical
engineer who runs a kiosk at the mall, who's trying
to sell you solar. That's not a real end that's
not a real engine he calls them.

Speaker 5 (46:11):
Okay, Craig, do you get mad when people throw the
name engineer on them and you're like, dude, I went
to school for this, Like I I worked hard to
become an engineer, and like we have we we goof
we talk about this guy. He sells solar, but he
calls himself an engineer.

Speaker 7 (46:26):
Yeah, it's pretty broad term. Yeah, I'm a I'm a
civil engineer. But when when I say I'm an engineer, people, oh,
you drive trains, You know I don't, because.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
That could be an engineer. Sure, that's right, could be
I didn't even think about that. But yeah, man, that's like, uh,
it's just you're not an engineer, a real engineer. He
went to school to become a civil engineer. And then
you got our buddy running around, failed out a community
college and selling solar at a dollar general. And he's like, home,

(46:59):
and I'm what is the engineer of the sun. You're
doing real mat Craig or Greg. But this guy's deciding
if there's a tree in the way of the solar panel. See,
that's not real. You gotta cut down a tree. You
don't go to go to school for that, you know.

Speaker 7 (47:11):
But yeah, it's Craig, by the way.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
Craig, Come on, dude, he's an engineer, show some respect,
he's a civil engineer. All right, look you stay on hold.

Speaker 5 (47:19):
You got tickets for Low Graham of Foreigner come in
the ocean?

Speaker 1 (47:22):
All right, yes, thank you so much. Hey, Craig. It's
like Katy Perry saying she's an astronaut, Like you didn't
do any of the schooling, Like there's a real astronaut.
He's like, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (47:33):
I spent twenty five years of my life to become
an astronaut. And Katy Perry goes, I don't know, as
high as a hot air balloon, and now she's an astronaut.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
You're not an engineer. Your parents aren't living at the
house so you could take care of the mil story. Yeah,
but that's your buddy. Man, Your your buddy sells solar. Yeah,
and he's like, yeah, no, I'm an engineer. No you're not.
Now you're you're a crappy sales guy. Now you got
to take this tree out because it's interfering with the
solar panel. That's not an engineer, and I'm not downplaying

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solar people. There are the guys who actually have to
figure it out, just stole it and everything like that.
That's not your buddy. No, your buddy's the home depot guy.
If you ever see an engineer in the kiosk at
the mall, it's probably not a real engineer. Look. Yeah,
we get back up, well, knock out some headlines. EXL

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Speaker 5 (48:35):
You know that I've created my own Pink Pony club
at my house.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
I'm a little jealous. I haven't been invited me and
the wife over for a Friday night. You can come
over whenever you want. I can't just stop it, man,
that's that's a lie. But because here's the problem. Yeah,
you're gonna want You're not gonna want to hang right
because it's usually a late night hang like we're out
there until like two am. Uh. Like last weekend, I
ended up passing out. My wife and I both passed

(49:02):
out on the couch in the Pink Pony Club, which
is our which is our it's our garage. And but
it's fun because my wife doesn't play a lot of
like bar games. So the other day I introduced her
to uh foosball, and it's a lot of it's when

(49:23):
you it's a lot of fun teaching someone something who's
never played it before, like I got when my wife
and I started dating. This was another fun journey. We
took two of them. Actually, she never saw Star Wars,
so I got to watch her reaction to like all
the stuff in Star Wars. It's fun. Yeah, sopranos, I
got to watch her watch The Sopranos for the first time. So, uh,

(49:46):
this past weekend had to teach her really how to
play pool. She never was a pool player really, yeah,
So so it's because it makes me want to play again. Yeah,
cause you know how just to hit the ball, but
you don't know what balls to play eight ball, nine ball,
all that stuff, and I'm not even you just spin
the thing around in foosball. Foosball is an interesting one

(50:09):
because you're either a technical player or a spinner. You're right,
exactly right, there's two people. That's it.

Speaker 5 (50:16):
I mean, and I'm a spinner man like I just
like spinning the thing around.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
Foosball can get it can get frustrating because it's a
hard game to play and if you're playing against a
person who actually passes it back and forth, it's dumb
because you can't do anything to defend that. You're just
waiting for him to set it up. Dude, I'll tell you,
I'll tell you what sucks. So my uh, my father
in law.

Speaker 5 (50:39):
We have a ping pong table too in the Pink
Pony Lounge and it's the Pink Pony Club whatever it's
the ours is the Ping Pony lounge.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
I'm on stage and high heels. If you know the song,
you know what I'm talking about. Everyone knows the song.
Who does it? Which, By the way, have you ever
looked at the lyrics? It's super gay, right, I thought
what it was. No, it's about Here's what I think
that it is. It's about a mom who goes into
a strip club and sees her daughter up there on
stage doing what she loves to do, taking a close

(51:09):
off for dollar bills. She's dancing. I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 5 (51:11):
Yeah, So it's my it's my Friday night in my
ping pony club, my garage.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
I thought it was a gay thing too, it's not.
My garage is a gay so. Uh so my father
in law, dude, me and him will play ping pong. Dude,
he is fantastic at ping pong? Does he spin it?
Besides that?

Speaker 5 (51:35):
Like asking him, I'm like he man like like like
he's to the point, like you shouldn't be this good.
There's something wrong with you if you're this good at
ping pong like that, you've spent this much time with
ping pong.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
So it's like, so what, like how how did this happen? How? How?
And his brother.

Speaker 5 (51:53):
His uh was a hemophiliac, So it means like he
would be in the hospital a lot because if you fell,
you you bleed, and you can't your blood doesn't clot.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
How does this translate into being a great pin cake?
So he would have to he would kill time in
the hospital with his brother. Yeah, and they would wheel
in a ping pong table and so him and his
brother would play ping pong in the hospital his entire childhood.
Wait is this the movie? Forrest was in the hospital
too when he got shot in the butt.

Speaker 5 (52:22):
Off he said, he said, he he goes. They you
know you're in the hospital. You're a kid. They want
you to do something, so they would they would let
him play ping pong.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
That's pretty cool. So he got good at it.

Speaker 5 (52:31):
So he got good at it. And dude, it's frustrating
when you play somebody who's good at ping pong or
Foo's ball or pool too, like it gets it gets
frustrated because you can't hit the ball because they spin
it and it hits the it hits the grant or whatever.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
Is the side. And another thing is darts.

Speaker 5 (52:49):
I'm not a good dart player right, especially after having
a few. But like there, I got a couple of
people in my family are pretty good at darts, like
they're in dart leagues. Yeah, yeah, it's not my it's
not my cup a tea. By the way, don't go
the plastic darts. No, I got yelled at. I got
yelled at for my dart board and my darts. You
gotta always go feather when it comes with dark. Yeah,

(53:12):
but the electronic want the plastic. You don't want the
electronic board dart board. Somebody has that taken off the wall.
Smash it over your knees.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
It's just throw it out to the curve. But it
was fun to teach my wife how to play pool.
That's kind of cool man.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
Yeah, we have a pool table again. We never use it,
so we've really started to utilize it again. And I
like it because it ends up just collecting dust or
storage or stuff. So actually using.

Speaker 5 (53:40):
It now it's pretty awesome. Look, it's it's my own
little pink Pony club. Someday I'll get there.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Dude, you're in playing at any time. I'm actually not
this weekend. I got stuff to do this weekend.

Speaker 5 (53:50):
Maybe not next weekend either. Look, we get back with
do a thing called you think.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
You haven't bet you think you've got it bad? Hold on,
hold on, hold on, Sorry, pick a good one. Sorry,
my computer glitched. A doctor has revealed the best time

(54:18):
of the day to pleasure yourself. Okay, is it when
your wife's not home? What time is that? Let's see
here the best time and how frequently you should do it.
So you can't do it and go to the gym
forget about it because your legs are gonna be tired.

(54:39):
Mickey was right and rocky.

Speaker 5 (54:41):
Daily masturbation is a common and healthy part of human sexuality. However,
how much you masturbate varies from one individual to another.
Morning time is probably the best time, they said, okay.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
For your body, or just to relax for the rest
of the day.

Speaker 5 (55:00):
I guess to get the day going because it can
improve sleep and relieve stress.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
Also, yeah, but I can't sleep, I'm not supposed to
take a nap. Say, for women, it can relieve menstrual pain.
Oh wow, how about that? So yeah, so that's what
it is. It doesn't tell me how many times per day.
It shouldn't affect.

Speaker 5 (55:20):
Your life, that's what it says. Sure, yeah, I guess,
like anything, it's you gotta do it.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
In moderation. Uh, let's see here. Dude, I do love
this guy. I mean, I look, I I know we've
been told by our bosses. You know, he's.

Speaker 5 (55:38):
He's a very polarizing figure, and that is President Donald Trust.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
Sure, there's a lot of fun, but.

Speaker 5 (55:43):
Dude, he says things like this and it makes me laugh.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
So the Pope dies, right, he goes over.

Speaker 5 (55:51):
I think there's even video you fell asleep at the
pope's funeral, which.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
By the way, I would too because it's super it's
it was super long and it's a big and he put,
you know, to do mass. So they asked them, who
do you think should be the next pope? So President
Donald Trump, who do you think should be the next pope?
You what his response was? I know, I bet this
response was met, Pope, I should be the next Pope.

(56:20):
I don't even think he's Catholic. I don't know. Don't
put it past them. I love it. I still want
Canada to be the fifty first state. Okay, so this
this went real viral. We talked about it a couple
of days ago. Could one hundred men beat one gorilla
in a fun everywhere? It's everywhere?

Speaker 5 (56:37):
So now doctors and scientists are chiming in. They're saying,
it seems like one hundred guys. Scientists say they think
a hundred guys could take.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
On a gorilla all at the same at the same time. Okay, yeah,
because if you just keep wailing away at the gorilla,
it is going to get tired. I mean, I'm sure
that gorilla is going to take out a lot of guys. Oh,
I don't want to be the first two to go
in now.

Speaker 5 (57:01):
I always wondered that man, like you see those Civil
War reenactments or Brave Heart, Right, dude, I mean, do
you draw straws to be that first line.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
Right, because you're the ones gonna get shot go down now?
Behind you, I'm loaded, Like you know you watch Brave Heart, man,
those arrows are coming. They're they're hitting the first people
in lawn. Now, you took a lot for the team
back then. That's what it is.

Speaker 5 (57:24):
I mean, isn't the guy that's annoying, right, it's you
throw the old guys in front. I don't know how
who gets the front line like that gorilla thing?

Speaker 1 (57:32):
So uh so, like I follow the New York Giants,
of course I'm a fan, but they're asking the players too,
and they're right, like this, this Dexter Lawrence is a
huge monster of a guy. I'm like, yeah, if you
give me one hundred Dexter Lawrences versus a gorilla, it
might you might have a good shot, man, because he's big,
he's strong and everything else. So I guess it depends
on what sized guys you're sending in. It looks like.

Speaker 5 (57:55):
Most scientists say that one hundred people could definitely take
on one gorilla.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
I don't know, oh, man, like a hundred of us, Man,
we're dead through us. They think they think about even
forty guys could take on a gorilla.

Speaker 5 (58:09):
I don't know, man, I think my money's on the gorilla. Still,
I think I got I'm thinking I'm team Gorilla. I'm
team harambe listen, man. Fun to watch, it would be fun.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
It would be fun if somebody could pull this off
on some island somewhere. You know who could do it,
mister Beast, that stupid YouTuber. Yeah, mister Beast, figure out
a way to make this happen. I guess if I
walk in my kids room and they're watching mister Beast
with one hundred guys beating up a guerrilla. I'm gonna
sit down on the food on next to the XL there.

(58:38):
I'm rolling the dice on this one. Okay, first of all,
I'm gonna say, anyone out there that uses electricity, there's
some type of scam going on, because my electric bill
is through the roof and I've done nothing different. Yes,
I asked you. I know if they're overcharging and people
aren't catching it, but we need to revolt against the
Atlantic City Electric people that are. There was a big
issue where Atlantic Sea Electric it was called out because

(59:00):
people's bills are going up by you know, quadruple. Yeah,
why why tell me why? Now, here's what I do, dude,
Here's what I do. Yeah, So I take extension courts.
I run him over to my neighbor's house. My house
is power, So you got an extension quarter running from
his house to your fan.

Speaker 5 (59:17):
Dude, I just put an outage like a like a
like a like a search protector. Yeah, dude, I could
put like eight things on there.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Now, I know a guy who used to work for
a Russian mob boss and we actually I'm very very
close to this guy. So this guy asked if there
was a way to reroute his air conditioner around his
panel so we could run his air conditioner without the
electricity again off the grid. I'm almost I'm almost ready
to call this guy up. I know him real well.
We hang out there. We actually came out of the

(59:43):
same vagina. Yeah, I'm like, can you do what you
did for Sergio the Russian mob boss? Can you do
that for me? Because it, dude is through the roof.
So so we switched bank accounts or something happened where
we weren't. It was automatically taken out. So the bank
account get switched up. So I'm behind my electric bill
nine hundred dollars right about three or four months, right,

(01:00:05):
So I call it the guy. I'm like, what happened here?
He's like, oh, it didn't go through. You change your information. Okay,
So we got it all squared away. Now the automatic debit,
the takeout is supposed to be on May eighth, okay,
but the shut off is on May ninth, and that
shut off doesn't It's not like, if I remember correctly,
I don't think I've.

Speaker 5 (01:00:24):
Ever had the power shut off. But that's like that
comes from like a like a like a building somewhere.
They don't have to come to.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
Your house to do it. Oh they just Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:00:34):
I feel like there's just a button in a in
a building somewhere and they just hit your address and
your power gets shut off, like at least the water
right Like you could see the guy with the big
key turning oud.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
What are you doing here, dude? That the power? I
think they just hit a button somewhere and your power all.
I assume it's like when Obi Wan got into the
Death Star and he had to lower the tractor. There's
a guy in a in a row, but just y
boo and that's it. So we'll say now again, the
nice Indian guy on the phone, I trust them that
it's going to be taken care of me. I could

(01:01:08):
lose power at midnight, may A. Well, we'll play that game.

Speaker 5 (01:01:12):
I play this game with my Comcast bill because I dude,
I treat Comcast like they are Columbia House back in
the day. Yeah right, Like so, I think my bill
is due every month on the twelfth, Okay, but what
I do is I date it for the fifteen, and

(01:01:32):
then I play the game of are you gonna shut
my cable?

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
Okay, I've got a little grace period there right, Like,
are are you? Cause Comcast is crazy sometimes, man, Like
there's been months where like I have like same thing,
card changed or something, and I've racked up like three
or four months of a cable bill. My cable stays on. Yeah, dude,
I hope they just forget about you. I've missed a

(01:01:56):
cable bill by one day and my cable's been shut off. Yeah.
See my wife cool?

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
So is it?

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
Which is willy nilly? I took over the bills and
I put everything in an automatic automatic draft, so it's
all done. I told my wife to do years ago,
but she went to play the game where the mortgage
is doing on the first, but she knows she has
to attempt to pay it, so she game to play.
I think that's a grace period in case you forget.
You're like, oh god, damn, I forgot the mortgage. You're
supposed to play that I pay it on it.

Speaker 5 (01:02:20):
That's a fun game until you forget one and then
all the dominoes fall and they all start affecting each other.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
And I hate charges. Man, Yes to me, I just
I just gave away money. So we'll see if my
alarm clock goes off on May ninth. The power of
my house may be lights dark. Yeah. I was like, no, no,
I got a sea pat machine. It shut me down.
I'll die in the middle of the night.

Speaker 5 (01:02:41):
Now, I think the rule is now now that we're
in spring, it may not be effective, but I think
in the winter they're not allowed to shut you off
because people need like heat and electricity.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
Yeah, because you don't know who's on the other and
it could be some old lead. But now it's spring,
so I think they can shut you off. Yeah, you'll
live through this. Yeah, buy some candles. Everybody, THANKESU you calls.
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