THURSDAY 7-03-25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
In a world of dull, mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management, one.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Show breaks all the rules to deliver.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Entertaining, compelling and educated radio and stand above all the rest.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
And this show isn't it? Hey man, Good morning? How
are you? Good morning?

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Man?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
A little bummed out.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
I tell my wife, you know, because it's this is
a weird week because it's a holiday week.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Hope people still got to work because the holiday's not
full Friday.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
So I told my wife yesterday, I said, when you
get home, you know what, let's cruise out. Friday nights
are are kind of our date night. But Friday night
now is going to be fourth of July. So I
was like, well, we'll run out tonight. We have a
spot that we love, right and they're getting too classy,

(01:15):
the bar that we go to, Like they're changing up
the menu and it's not a fun menu anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
It's not bar food or it's baro. It's not like
they took out.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
They took out like there these things really at the
end of the day of mazzarella sticks, but they're called
cheese curt they took them out and replaced them with
like a fu fu appetizer. And I'm like, that's you're getting.
And you got to know your your audience like to
means land, like you people want bar food.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
My wife is very bougie, so she likes it. Their
drink menu is very is very.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Eclectic and cool, so she likes that.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
But the end of the day, like like they're like,
you know, they're going a little crazy with like even
their burgers and stuff. Like sometimes people just want a cheeseburger,
Like I don't need a burger that's infused with.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Zebra blood and you know, and so you don't have
lozzarella sticks. They changed it up. The cheese curds. It's
it's do you have any cheese there that's fried? Noll
with these people, you know have tater tots? Do you
have loaded tater tops and loaded anything that? No, they
look down on that. You gotta have something loaded that's
the cheese. Tell you, I'll tell you what's banging.

Speaker 5 (02:27):
They have.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Brussels sprouts, Yes, I love them, dude.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
And they put like a brown glaze on the Brussels sprouts,
which is banger. And I'm hoping they don't get rid
of that.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
That's why I got back into Brussels sprouts. I was
at once and they had them. But they're not just
Brussels sprouts.

Speaker 6 (02:42):
I can't.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
I tried to do them at home, though I can't
do them at home the way they do them at
the at the at the bar, we do.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
It, man.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
We chop up bacon and there's usually like a balsamic
vinegar dress. So you take the healthiness of the Brussels sprout,
you just you ruin it with bacon and everything else.
But it's fantastic. So yeah, dude, I don't even understand.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
And I know there's a lot of memes out there
that say this, but even my wife, like, we went
out last night.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
I had a drink.

Speaker 7 (03:09):
She had.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
I think, mate, she may had. I think we each
had two drinks. Appetizers, not meals. Appetizers still one hundred bucks.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
We can't.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
It's always one hundred dollars. It's a w tip. I
think it was like one twenty last night.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
And another couple we take. It's a buddy of ours.
We take his boat over to the back bay. Now
you're on the hook for the bill because you're using
his boat. That's what it is. So I picked up
the tab. Last night, I had wings, he had wings.

Speaker 8 (03:36):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
The two girls had a play to like a I
should have went wings last night. I didn't go wings.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
I'm a little and I'm you ever you ever get
home from a place.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
And regret what you got, yeah, because you're not happy
with it?

Speaker 4 (03:47):
I was, and I went I you know, I kept
it easy and went the Brussels Sprouts with uh some
other crabbing.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
And I was like, I should have went wings, and
I didn't go wings. Me and him went wings. But
probably the best ways I've ever had. They were a
tastic the two girls. They do like a trade and
these are appetised like a tray of like like I
don't know, fried shrimp, but it's got like bang bang
sauce on it or something, and then drinks and I'm like, guy,
I was like this, let me, I'll get the bill.
It was a buck seventy God damn dude, it was.
We had four apps and some drinks. Yeah, dude, with Tim,

(04:18):
hold that much gas, drive in there when I pick
up a stupid bill with Tim, two appetizers, two drinks
each was one hundred and twenty bucks. Yep, and it's
like it and I don't know, man, I everyone doesn't
like it's never gonna come down. You're never gonna walk
in down that place and like, oh my god, prices
are slashed, not gonna happen. It's it's it's nutso yep, everybody. Uh,

(04:41):
you know what's nutso is Thursday. And we're gonna do
some Thursday things today. We're also gonna find a ZXL
work Force Employee of the Day two day.

Speaker 7 (04:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
I believe we have Adam Sandler tickets, So we'll hook
you up with Adam Sandler tickets coming up.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
He's coming to Philly. Uh, we'll do that coming up
in just a little bit. One hundred point seven is
the EXL South Jersey's rock station z XL Morning Show.
Good Morning, everybody, do it live. I can go alrite
it and we'll do it live. And things sucks. I'm Scotty.

(05:13):
Good morning.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
Hear some news fout us on the Thursday. Thursday Today,
the House of Representatives has voted to advanced President Donald
Trump's three point three trillion dollars Big Beautiful Bill to
its final phase in Congress, overcoming fears of a potential
Republican mutiny. Lawmakers voted to proceed with debate on the

(05:39):
mammoth size Trump Agenda bill in the early hours of
this morning. I liked that they try and do and
they do this to make themselves look better, that they
go through the night to vote on the Senate right now, Like, dude,
like they could easily have done this during the day,
but I think they do it just to show like
we were to people was falling asleep, like we're doing something.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
And you know who said that? The gud the strokey.

Speaker 4 (06:07):
Guy Fetterman from Pennsylvania, who I who I now am
starting to really like now that he's coming out of
the the you know, the the I guess the fog
of the strokes.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
That he's had.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
He's like, you understand the doing this now and me
having to spend forty eight hours on the floor doing this.
He goes, I'm missing time and vacation with my family.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Fourth of July. Come on, He's like, why are we
doing this overnight?

Speaker 4 (06:35):
Like why can't we do this during work hours and
just do it normally make it look like to make
it look like we're doing something. Three people were critically
injured and eleven others were hurt when a sky diving
plane crashed in Monroe Township yesterday at the Cross Keys Airport.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Why aren't we gonna shut this down?

Speaker 3 (06:54):
Dude?

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yeah, that's right by, it's right up the road from
my house. Man. I see it all the time. Once
a year we taught we have a story like this. Somebody,
somebody falls out of a plane, dies, shoot, doesn't open,
plane crashes. Stop stop jumping on a plane. Why don't
we need to jump out a plane? This is what
killed Learn anything from Jim O'Brien. This is what killed
the Leah. I think there was too many people on

(07:15):
that plane. It's a small plane. They had twelve people overweight.
I don't know it was fifteen people on board. And
it was a Cessna, so that sounds like a lot
of people for a little plane. But yeah, stop with
this nonsense jumping out of a plane. What I watch
it all the time. If I'm driving back and see people,
I'm like, oh, look at this like a child sky
diver and person just keeps falling opened. Some guys come

(07:38):
down real hot because they'd like the thrill of it.
I'm like, I think that person's gonna die. Opens. A
couple of years ago, we did a story where a
guy the shoot didn't open, he landed in somebody's pool. Yeah, yep,
sure did.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
Sean Diddy Combs was found guilty yesterday. Uh, in just
a couple things in his big court case, the big things.
He was found not guilt.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
It was a couple things of the transportation to engage
in prostitution and since.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
But like the big thing, sex trafficking, racketeering, he was
found not guilty. He is going to stay in jail.
He has ten months credit for time served. He's gonna
be sentenced on October third.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
But a lot of.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
Lawyers came out yesterday and said they probably can even
appeal what he was found guilty on and he probably
He's probably not going to see any jail time. Yeah,
this is then He's going to host the b ET
Awards next year. Now that'll be interesting. How does he
bounce back? Does he bounce back? Does Hollywood accept him back?

Speaker 1 (08:40):
None of this damage is his street credit. So he
had prostitutes come to a sales party. Sounds fun, It
sounds cool, dude.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
He had prostitutes actually come out and defend him and
go he paid well, We hung out. We liked it,
like did he give you drugs?

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yes, it was awesome. We did cocaine. I had sex
for money. These drugs are awesome.

Speaker 7 (09:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
I walked out of it with two thousand dollars. It
was great. H that's news. What about sports? White people
ruined it.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
Phil's lost six for yesterday in a double header to
start off the double header, but then won the second
game five to one against the Padres.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
They are off today. There you go, that's news. That's play. Yeah,
sun clouds today. I have eighty nine clouds tonight open
at oh sixty seven tomorrow for your Friday, for your
fourth Sunny and I have to eighty four seventy two
outside right now, one hundred point seven ZXL South Jerseys
Rock Station, ZXL Morning Show, seven ZELL, South Jersey's rock station,

(09:36):
and the ze suone s. I know why people get
divorced now, it's because they don't have a big house.
I like to do a survey. I'd like to do
a poll now and how many people get divorced because
you're in a small house and you can't escape your wife.
Because I'm dealing with that this week. It is it
is nice man to it to have a bigger home
where you have your own plays like you're you know,

(09:58):
you can separate. Yeah, and separation is okay, Like I
know there is a trend now where couples sleep in
different bedrooms. Well, my wife can't believe her parents aren't divorced.
It's like they're not divorced because they don't live together.
Her dad got up. When I first met he showed
me the picture of the mountain house he bought out
in Colorado. He lives on a ranch and she lives

(10:20):
like it what an hour away? They're three hours away.
He's on one hundred and ten acres in the middle
of Colorado. That's not being married anymore, by the way.
I said, Hey, I was like, this is awesome. So
you guys have a vacation house. She's like, no, no,
I'm gonna go live there. She's staying here. I'm like, okay,
so it's on paper, like like that's what you know
that it's but it's it's okay. Like last night, dude,
I get up. I forgot my cell phone was on

(10:42):
the charger in the kitchen. I didn't know what time
it is.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
I'm like, my wife is sleeping next to me, and
she has some woman screaming on her cell phone. Now,
my wife's sleeping, but she has the phone playing and
it's so she's just screamed, like I don't know what
she's screaming about, but like a screamingtok video or something
like a TikTok video or a YouTube clip. I don't
know what it was. And so luckily I was able

(11:05):
to get up. I went downstairs to get my phone.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
And then I laid on the couch until I got
up for work, because you know why separated. I didn't
want to hear this woman screaming. Separation is okay, and
I'll go do things like mowing a lawn. Head sets
on good two hours, I mon alawn, I can go
to the garage. I can go to my little room downstairs.
There's things I can do at my house in Williamstown.
But we're in Brigantine. It's a small little rancher. So
we're on the deck having coffee and we get into

(11:29):
like a little a discussion where again I'm right, she's wrong,
but yeah whatever, Yeah, it's it's all. That's always the way.
So she gets up and you know, she you know,
slams the door a little bit and walks in the
house and I'm like, uh uh, I don't do that.
Don't do that. Yeah, don't slam the door first of all.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
So now I'm like, okay, now I gotta go, and
I want to go when I get dressed, and I'm like,
now I'm walking by her in the hallway. I just
had I just had a fight with this woman. I'm
walking by her in the hallway. We're now in the
same room. There's nowhere to go. I have nowhere to
hide in this house. So now it did squash the
fight because then I just pretend nothing's wrong. I'm like, oh,

(12:03):
by the way, did you take the dogs out for
a walk? And no, I was like, I'll take them.
So it did. It did squash the fight sooner because
I was forced to be like face.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
You see that real quick and and honestly, this is
how most relationships should start. When you get a hotel room,
because that changes the whole dynamic. You're used to being
in a house with somebody and having space, Try and
be in a hotel room with someone.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Everyone should live together before you get married. Her mom
didn't want to think that we we did, and her
mom hated the fact her mom would come visit. I
put like a pillow on the couch, like, no, no,
I see the cat. Yeah, I'm not smashing your I'm
not smashing your daughter every night in our bedroom. But yeah,
you should even a hotel room. Our hotel rooms end
up like our houses, and it bothers me. There's clothes everywhere,

(12:51):
there's things left out, like this is the way I see.
My wife is different. My wife is a serial killer.
She will unpack right like I'm not unpack her. I
live out of my suitcase. My wife will unpack her suitcase,
hang clothes in the closet and use the drawers and
a dresser. In a hotel, I go, are you not?
It's a red roof in Are you nuts?

Speaker 3 (13:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (13:11):
There's probably bugs in those parts of that. Someone was
murdered here a week ago. Are you nuts? And she
does she's I'd like so that I can't complain about.
But that close vicinity, like where you can't get away,
can't get away. I'm looking face with this woman who
just slammed the door. I was like, what am I
gonna do? I gotta I might as well make good
with her. I got, I'm stuck in the same house weather,

(13:34):
nowhere to go, man, like a trap, Like, yeah, it
is tough. How our parents did it, man, when they
they just you know those small I know how it
did it. My my dad bought a shorehouse. Yeah, dude, dude,
I'm not kidding. The bonding time me and my dad had.
And this is sad, but my mom was going through
menopause and she was a terror, right, she was just awful.

Speaker 4 (13:58):
She would start screaming. My dad would look at me
and go get in the car. We're gonna go to
the shorehouse.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
And my dad would find an excuse to go to
our shorehouse to do something work on the heater or
or you know, he would make an excuse and that
would be me and him we would go.

Speaker 4 (14:15):
He would That was his way of being like, I
can't handle this woman right now.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
I'm getting the hell out of town. This is why
my dag on a motorcycle, because he would drive off
on Friday evening and he would come back on Sunday.
But then he's get in a fight with my mom
on Sunday, which made no sense. Yeah, he just goes back,
starts fighting again. Go away.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
Yeah, look, we have a pair of tickets for Adam Sandler,
Do you want them? Six zero nine, six seven seven
one hundred and seven six zero nine, six seven seven
one hundred and seven. He's coming up to Philly six
seven seven, one hundred and seven. We get back, we'll
do some rock.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Mils, Mister Joe, Joe and Scottie rock new.

Speaker 4 (14:58):
Hey, here's some rock new for you. Brett Michaels. We
love Brett. Michael's friend of the show. We've we've had
Bret Michaels on the show before. He's planning to reschedule
some of his insane summer tour.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Itinerary. He's a very bad diabetic and I guess he
had some health issues. And it sucks because they're local
shows too, and he's a Pennsylvania kid. He said to
all my Pittsburgh, Washington and Pennsylvania friends, he said, last
night we were doing a meet and greet. I knew
my blood sugar was low. I was excited to meet everyone.

(15:33):
Didn't want to let him down and had a huge issue.
So he's now going to reschedule a lot of his
summer shows. He's trying to do like a Jimmy Buffett
type thing. He does you know, these these big shows
puts a lot of bands on, which kind of makes
it like a beach vibe.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
So so yeah, so we we we hope that Brett
gets well. But dude, he's that type one diet. I
think it's type one. There there's two. There's two. There's
there's one that you're born with and that's the bad one.
That's where like people have to have the.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
The insulin pumps and stuff like that. And then there's
one if you're just fat, that's the one. I have
a pretty fat one. That's that's Then there's that one,
and then I guess the people who were born with it,
they got to look at the fat people and go,
you just have to lose weight. That's my door tells me.
That's all I have to do.

Speaker 4 (16:25):
Like I can't, Like, I'm never going to beat this
diabetes because I was born with it.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
You just like to eat KFC.

Speaker 4 (16:33):
All day long, like I wish I was you. Let's
see here, Uh, Tom Petty his estate since he's dead,
so his estate and a book company are now going
to put out a book called Wild Flowers. It's a
publication celebrating the creation of one of Tom Petty's most
beloved and Enduring albums, limited to just fifteen hundred numbered copies.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Every copy will be signed by Mike Amble from Tom
Petty and the Heartbreakers. Well, I don't even.

Speaker 4 (17:04):
Think was on that album because this was a Tom
Petty solo album. So it's gonna be published because this
would have been Tom Petty's seventy fifth birthday.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Wow, sad man again. He took a so dude, sad story.
He you know, he had issues with drugs throughout the years,
but he was, you know, somewhat sober and healthy. But
he had bad hips.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
Same thing with Prince. He just and they would he would.
He just didn't want to cancel his tour. So he
was out touring his hit. He needed a hit replacement.
He was in pain all the time.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
And one of the roadies is like, hey, you want
you want to you want something for the pain, And
he gave him a couple of pills and fetanyl.

Speaker 4 (17:48):
Had fetanyl in the pills. Wow, and took him down, dude.
And so it wasn't like he was getting high to
get hot like he was getting and Prince. They say
the same thing, Prince because he used to dance around
in those stupid high yields. His his his hips were
like they were awful, and he would try.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
And mask the pain with pills and that is eventually
what took him down. It was like watching a purple
angel dancer ran up there with that guitar.

Speaker 4 (18:12):
It was was the He wore the heels because Miss
Prince Man. He wore the heels because he was he
was really like a real tiny guy, like he was
like five four or five five or something like that.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
So that's why he wore the heels.

Speaker 4 (18:24):
Like and Dave Chappelle who made a joke about it,
he played basketball with him and he wore high heels
to play basketball.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
That story is great. That skin is fantastic.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
John Fogerty is sharing his re recorded version of The
Creeden's Clearwater Revival classic Born on the Bayou. The original
nineteen sixty nine recording was the opening track from the
California band's second album, By You Country, and served as
the B side of Proud Mary. The updated version is
one of the twenty track collection called Legacy the Creden's

(18:54):
Clearwater Revival Years. It features newly recorded versions.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
Of Fogerty's most beloved songs.

Speaker 4 (19:01):
I don't know if he's trying to do like a
Taylor Swift thing. Well, he's gonna be eighty this year.
John Fogerty. I love Cretens, I love Fogerty, I love Credence,
but I don't know if he's trying to re record
the songs so he owns the catalogs, I don't think.
I think to this day, he still doesn't own the
Creedan's Clearwater Revival catalog.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Taylor Swift finally bought it back and she did. She
she went, she got it back from the guy. She
was able to go and I guess get a deal
for it. But it's crazy, man, these people, you know,
they they put their life out there, they their heart
into these songs, and they don't own them. Yeah, you
take your money, though, you take your money, you get paid.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
But especially these guys like back in the CCR days
were talking like mid sixties, late sixties, dude, they got
taken for a ride, like they like, you put out
a song like Born on the Bayou or Proud Marry
or something like that, you got like five hundred bucks
to like that was it, and that was it. It
was like you saw residuals from it. Like every war

(20:02):
movie and then and then you you watch the record
company just make so much money off these things.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
Uh, there you go. Some rock news for you when
you're hiring. Have you ever felt like we're Elsa Jersey's
rock station streaming on the iHeartRadio at.

Speaker 4 (20:18):
I'll tell you what, man. My wife, so we have
four kids, right like the Brady Bunch.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
We are.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
We're a blended family, four kids all together. An Oliver
kid too, nobody knows about. Yeah, all of a sudden
he just shows up and he's twelve and adults.

Speaker 4 (20:40):
So so my wife. You know, all the kids now
are older. They're all three of them are adults except
for our twelve year old. And my wife sees it
right like he's the baby. He this is it, like
we're other than grandkids. We're not going to have another child.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
They hold on to a point where I had an
operation where I can't have a child. I had a vasectomy.

Speaker 4 (21:05):
So my wife babies the twelve year old and she
lets him get away with murder. But now he's becoming
a dick, and now she's starting to see the light
and he's running all over right, now here's the problem.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
He's a good kid at heart, gets good grades, doesn't
get in any trouble at school. So all that awesome,
But there is stuff that drives me up a wall.
There's like he doesn't he'd like. He'll leave cabinets open,
drawers open, he leaves his room a mess. He'll just
he'll drop wrappers of candy and stuff and just walk

(21:43):
away and leave dirty dishes out on the counter and
just walk away. Where he gets that from? I I know.
So this is where my wife's breaking point is. And
I saw it last night. He's down at his grandparents
for a couple of days. Right, some are started hanging

(22:05):
at his grandparents. Likes it down there. He likes it
down there because he gets away with murder. Sure right,
So my wife she made plans with some of her
cousins to go to their place in Margate for the
fourth of July. So she reaches out to the little
guy who's at her parents and says, hey, I'm going

(22:29):
to pick you up on this day and we are
going to do this on the fourth of July because
I want you to see your cousins.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
Well, he starts with, I don't even know them. Why
do I have to do this? You're kidnapping me on
the fourth of July. He calls difus dude. So I'm
watching my wife lose it, and the problem is she's
trying to negotiate with them, and I keep going to her.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
I said, do you want me to handle this?

Speaker 4 (23:00):
Because I can handle it with an atomic bomb, you
know those bunker bombs that Trump landed on Iran.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
Yeah, I will take care of this is Iran, one
phone call in one phone call, I will handle this.
And she's like, not yet, not yet, And she keeps
trying to negotiate with them, and I go, stop, you're
his mom. You know how you handle this little a hole.
You're going to the party and that's it. I'm picking

(23:27):
you up. There's no ready, there's I don't care if
you're angry. I don't care if you don't want to go.
This is what you do because we're the parents. Stop out,
everyone stop. The reason where the situation we're in with
this generation is because we let them have a say,
We let them talk back to us.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
Stop letting. I go to my wife, I go, am
I tap it in. I go cause I'm gonna you
tap me in. I will I will handle the situation
with Hey, dude, done. You understand me, You're going to
this party. I don't care if you don't like it.
I don't even want to go, but I'm going because
you know why. But dude, don't want to go either
because the husband. And that's what I have to I

(24:10):
hate it too.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Son, I don't even want to go to the stupid thing.
Mark Gate Holiday weekend is gonna be crazy. It's gonna
be so.

Speaker 4 (24:15):
Yeah, we decide to go hang out with them on
the busiest day of the year.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
That's a good point.

Speaker 4 (24:20):
So so dude, he's going back and forth, and finally,
you know what it was. I think finally my mother
in law because he was at her house, she she
grabbed them. Because my wife is side texting my mother
in law about it, she must have grabbed him and said,
all right, knock it off. And so he set like
an apology text to my wife and he's like, okay,

(24:41):
I'll go.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
He goes.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
I just I just don't know. I don't know who.
You know, we don't hang out with these people, so
I don't know who they are. I'm like, welcome to
my world, dude, Like I don't know these people either.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Yeah, it's like these kids that would throw themselves on
the floor and the supermarkets into parentis I just let
him go, like no, no, no, no, no no, pick them up
by his collar and you get him standing up right
and walk in handle you so pick him up by
his Buster browns.

Speaker 8 (25:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
This negotiating man. Uh no no. And that's the reason
that we are and where we are in this generation
is because we negotiate with kids. Stop this is no.
You can't.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
You're a part of the family. You gotta go to
the stupid party and you're gonna put a smile on
your face. You're gonna you're gonna hang out with cousins
that you're never gonna hang out with again, and you're
gonna pretend that.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
You like it. It sounds awful. I think he has a point. Dude,
I'm watching my wife get so upset about it, and
I go, stop, just say. All you have to do,
just all you have to say is we're in doing
this conversation. I'm picking you up. We're going to this party.
That is it? Like, did he think he was gonna
talk your wife out of going? And he almost did? Dude,

(25:42):
he all most did.

Speaker 4 (25:44):
I'm like, you gotta hold strong on this stop. Look,
we we get back out, we'll knock out some highlights.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
One hundred point seven's the excels Out Jerseys Rock station
and the Excel Show streaming on the iHeartRadio app. Also
where you can get to talk back Beata, which means
I have some talkbacks right now, I have to get
done for the end of the week. iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 4 (26:11):
You search w ZXL, right, you download the app, search
w ZXL, and you hit the red microphone button. That
is how you send us a talk back. And these
are some of them, and they usually suck.

Speaker 8 (26:23):
So I just think it's really cute the way you
guys pretend to have wives and families with in reality
you're like the hottest on air couple. And I was wondering,
do you guys ever make love to each other in
the studio?

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Okay, okay, we would be awesome roommates though you and
I I do agree with that, yes, because we know
what we have boundaries. But we'd be dogging hot bronze
though while we had that that apartment. I mean, this
is probably the longest relationship I've ever had is with you. Yeah, yeah,
I mean not with you that who My wife is
a sexual day.

Speaker 4 (26:58):
I mean we're gonna go. We're going on. We been
doing this in two thousand and eight. That's a long time.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
Yeah, we've been dating for seventeen years. Yes, so so Yeah.
Have we had sex in the studio? No, not with
each other. No, not with each other. Now I talk
to you for about three hours a day, like I
don't give my wife that time, And then we even
then and then we outside, and then we text all day.
Those are awful, Those are awful texts. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:24):
Hopefully, man, hopefully we don't do anything horrific where like
they have to pull up our cell phone record it'll
be bad.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Let's just say we won't be mayor anytime No, no, no,
I'm not gonna be governor anytime soon.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
Hey, it was kind of nice here from Captain Bob
and even Dennis Harambe, the drink Slinger calling in with
separate comments. It kind of makes me sad that I
remember those Bruze cruises. Every now and then you'd catch
those two just stealing away to Captain Bob's cabin and
making sweet love to each other. Miss those days.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
That's not true. So snuck away and made sweet love.
I like that we have a subculture. Now on the show,
these gauys are going back at each other. You go
to the iHeartRadio app and you search w ZX. I'll
hit the red microphone button. These guys. Now there's a
guy who calls up says.

Speaker 4 (28:07):
He bangs your mom. He now is bfing. He's fighting
with Captain Bob, who's the captain.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Of our Booze Cruises, and with the ex bartender from
the Booze Cruises, heavy Handed Demas, who we called Harambe
the eight because we called him he's very hair He's
hairy and dark and so uh so. Now there there's
a subculture of them fighting.

Speaker 9 (28:29):
Now, Brigantine is a place where Subaru is the king
of the car and alternative lifestyles. You know what, more
lesbians than anywhere in the United States, Brigantine.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
That's not true is that there are more lesbians.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
I don't know by square footage. There's more lesbians bashing
my Brigantine because I stick up for Brigantine.

Speaker 4 (28:59):
Now what I you know what it sucks for Superaru.
I mean, I guess not because there's a lot of
lesbians out there. But SUPERU did get the the the.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
Hey were a lesbian brand. Yeah, why I don't know
why it's it's it was super reliable. They last forever.

Speaker 4 (29:17):
Yeah, but it's for some reason it got the it
got the lesbian name put on it, which is fine,
and and and it seems like lesbians enjoy driving super
us And I didn't know that. Uh, per, I guess
capital that's not true. That has more lesbians than any other.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
City in New Jersey. It is the windiest city in
the country, but it is not the most Do you
know why I run?

Speaker 4 (29:43):
You're because you are the island that you're the first
barrier island, so you're you're you're protecting all the other
islands and you get hit with all that win.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
Yeah, this has to kill my cousin. Lesbians love win.
Like my cousin's overseas. Now he's a he's a Navy seal,
but they drive a Supero And that's the only thing
I have on this guy. You know, he's a pretty
man man, you know, but he drives a super Ro.
So I'm a I'll be able to get him on
the super thing. Don't you know? As a kid, that
wasn't a lesbian thing. That's been in like the last

(30:13):
ten years or so. I didn't even think they were
great cars, and so I read up on him. They're
actually very eight cars. Yeah, man, I remember my dad
had a super U like that hatchback back in the eighties.
It lasted forever. I got some moms. You want some uh,
some bang and some bang of my mom's. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
I want to bang your mom. I decided to just
put them all together, so I'm gonna fly through a

(30:35):
battle the mash up.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
I guess you guys were talking about cell phones or
something the other day and U Jojo said he got
his wife for twelve. And that's kind of funny because
last night I gave JoJo's mom with twelve. Yeah, I
get her six twice. Hey, I got a quick riddle
for you guys. Why did JoJo's mom cross the road
to get to the other jump?

Speaker 8 (30:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (30:56):
You guys gave the forecast said were expected sixteen today. Yeah,
I'm expecting sixty nine today because I'm seeing JoJo's mom.
You know what I'm saying. Yeah, every time I hear
that new Planters commercially your running, I can't help but
think about JoJo's mom. Yeah, I mean I could still
hear her voice from that first date ah nuts.

Speaker 6 (31:15):
Hey, guys, you're talking about putting things on top of
their tables and chairs and in the laundry room. You
know what I like putting on top of the washing
machine JoJo's mom.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
Yeah, she loves the spit.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
And we'll stop it there. That's all I got.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
Look, I can handle him saying that he has sweet
love with your mother, yeah, I can't handle him calling
her a hooker.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
No, And I can't get the image out of my
head of this guy putting my mom on a washing machine.
So we'll wrap up the talkbacks there. We're still not
sure if this is actually happening or not.

Speaker 4 (31:48):
Look, you go to the iHeartRadio app, put it on
the phone, search Wsxl'll hit the right microphone button.

Speaker 7 (31:55):
Oh lie, love track anything thirty on anything, racket rock
or roughing.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Trash. Here's some trash for you. Uh, I guess Jake.

Speaker 4 (32:16):
Paul, you know he's one of the Paul brothers, but
they're the YouTubers and now he's a boxer. He's a boxer,
but he doesn't box for real, like he's not Like
I don't whether what do they call it licensed or
you know it's sanctioned?

Speaker 8 (32:34):
Right? Right?

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (32:35):
He like fights like celebrities, like the old people that
used to be good, like like Tyson, like he like
I think he fought Don manningly or something right, like
it's some weird thing where he fights, like fighting Brett
Farv And I guess now boxing boxing's in a bad
way because boxing completely got blown by by the UFC.

(32:57):
It is everybody is now UFC. No one cares about
boxing more. If I ask you who the champion right now? Right,
I think there's three belts, namely one boxing champion.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Could you do it? Apollo Crete No, Unfortunately, unfortunately Spider
uh Spider Rico so Jake Paul.

Speaker 4 (33:18):
Now, because of his celebrity, boxing is now ranked as
a boxer. He's number fifteen in the world.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
So they're gonna try he can he I mean he
could actually get a shot at the title. Now, yes
he wants. That's so now what boxing's doing.

Speaker 4 (33:31):
But everyone, every boxing analyst is like, dude, I think
if he got into the real boxing world.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
It's just gonna get his ask. Yeah, I'd like to
see a box a real boxer box legit, but he
probably can hammer.

Speaker 4 (33:42):
Like even when like and that was it was so
sad because he took on Tyson, but their friends like Tyson.
His podcast is under the Jake Paul like the Paul
Brothers podcast network, so so like even came out later.
I was like, yeah, I took it easy on Tyson.
He was sixty.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
It's like she's like it was all set up. There
was also one where Tyson could have just laid him
out and didn't holding back and he's trying to coach
him along on Trump's inauguration and Jake Paul has Tyson
on his shoulders. It would be like me boxing you.
How do they even allow people to gamble on that?

(34:22):
I know, okay, you, I know you have. You are
South Jersey's number one mobile DJA. Sure, am right. So
I know you do all the hot clubs in South Jersey.

Speaker 4 (34:34):
But you had to get your start, and I know
that you got your start by doing weddings, Chicken.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
Dance, the Electric Slide, U hauls, elk lodges. What did
Connie Francis? Okay, I know she was somebody like years ago,
like like in the fifties. Because she's eighty seven and
she's in the hospital dying. Let's not stand by your man,
is it? No?

Speaker 3 (34:59):
No?

Speaker 1 (35:00):
That was that was Loretta Lynn. I believe who's sorry? Now?
Maybe it's too sorry. Now let me I'm a pretty
little baby, is what I'm saying. But I've never heard
pretty little Baby. I think that's the hit, so I'll
play it tonight. Francis is in the hospital at eighty
seven years old, Okay, so I should honor her tonight. God.

Speaker 4 (35:23):
I bet though, if you did like you're you're at
La Scala in Brigantine tonight, right outside beach bar, if
you did an oldies night there, dude, I bet people
would go nuts. Remember the dude Jerry Blavitt, he would
go do that. And you know who's doing it now
is the weather guy from Fox Philly.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Yeah, Bob Kelly.

Speaker 4 (35:47):
He goes now and plays oldies at these bars and
people go nuts over it, and not just old people
like kids, man, because you know why those songs are classic.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Yeah, it's a party like you.

Speaker 4 (35:57):
You you put on build me Up, Sugar Cup, dude,
it's building me up Buttercup man.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
Whatever, build me up Buttercups.

Speaker 4 (36:05):
Every one's gonna go with everye buddy's gonna go nuts.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Did you get sugar pie? Honey bunch? And build me up?
Buttercup mixed up. It's a what do they call a remix?
It's a mazamash.

Speaker 8 (36:19):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
I can't even find the music. But Connie francis okay.

Speaker 4 (36:26):
The Diddy trial, he's found not guilty on the big charges,
but he's found guilty on some small charges. He could
be looking at some jail time. He has supporters outside
the courthouse. They start because the story is that did
he have a lot of baby oil in his house?
They start pouring baby oil on themselves outside of the courthouse.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
That was a real video.

Speaker 4 (36:52):
Yeah, yeah, a guy in his underwear starts pouring it
was a woman starts pouring baby oil all over.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Yeah, it looked like a carnival cruise line. Like what
do you do? I don't know, because why aren't you working? Yeah,
like why are there? So why do we have Diddy
supporters outside of It's cool, right for a second, but
now you're standing there in the middle of New York.
You got baby You were trying to get dude, Like.

Speaker 4 (37:18):
I remember as a kid, Remember you would use oil
to to tan. That was like a thing before we
found out that skin cancer.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Was a thing. Yeah, we're bigging ourselves like chicken tenders. Dude,
you can't get that oil off like it's clothes.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
And if you ever worked with cars, like, dude, motor
oil like you can't like that stuff sticks with you.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
Yeah, ask every duck during one of those oil spills.

Speaker 4 (37:41):
Yes, remember we found out that a blue dawn was
the only thing that could take take oil off.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Uh, there you go. Uh some trash for it, chains
bin bottleneckd and you Hey, good morning z XL. Hey,
good morning, good morning. How are you are? Awesome? Duing? Well,
thanks for asking.

Speaker 9 (38:05):
I'm calling for.

Speaker 8 (38:06):
The uh interested in the Adam Sandler ticket?

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Okay, well the tickets are interested in you? Yeah, oh so, yes,
we have a pair of Adam Sandler tickets for you.
It's up in Philly. Gotta be sixteen years or older,
but Adam Sandler coming to the Wells Fargo Center. You
want tickets? Yeah, and she sounds fifteen? How old? I
guess you can't ask how old you are? Forty one?

Speaker 3 (38:30):
All right?

Speaker 4 (38:31):
I think, Okay, then you're fine. You're yeah, you're perfect,
like so I'm forty five. Yeah, you're perfect like Happy Gilmore.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
You're probably more wedding singer Adam Sandler Big Daddy Adam Sandler.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
Yeah, big daddy, Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:46):
Dude, yeah, man, those nineties, that nineties run Happy Gilmore
Philly Madison wedding singer.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
He's trying to be daddy. He's trying to do a
Happy Gilmore too. You better nail it, man, because the
first one was so good. You better you better knock
it out of the park. We'll see, dude.

Speaker 4 (39:02):
I think it's gonna be one of those things where
remember Eddie Murphy last year did a new Beverly Hills cop.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
It wasn't bad. Yeah, no, I wanted it so bad bad, Yeah,
but it wasn't great. You just forgot about it.

Speaker 5 (39:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
I wonder if he does his silly voice when he's
because what's Adam Sandler almost sixty by now, and it's
got to be in his fifties. Oh, you can find
him on the playground here in Atlantic City doing pick
up basketball. Remember he got He played the hard rock
here a couple of years ago, and he was out
playing me. He wanted like I think he went to
the Boys and Girls Club and he was playing basketball
with the kids. You got to you got a pair
of tickets, We'll send you to the show. Okay, what

(39:33):
do you do for a living? Real quick, what's your job?

Speaker 3 (39:35):
I worked for try care amna put your insportation?

Speaker 1 (39:37):
Okay, like carting people around that are sick?

Speaker 3 (39:40):
All right?

Speaker 1 (39:41):
Sure? Sure, awesome getting Yeah, I think he simplified it
a little bit. But yes, I think you do a
little bit more than that. You an ambulance driver? Is
that what you were? Like an EMT? What do you do?
Who's okay, who's in the back of your van while
you're driving? No one now, But there's people from like facilities, rehabs.

Speaker 4 (40:00):
You'll take like like somebody who's the media in a
nursing homess go to rehab center and you take them
back and forth.

Speaker 8 (40:05):
Correct.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
So the officer diallis, how about this? Do you buy
chance to take the old people that are going to
the Amish market on a Saturday morning? Is that you?

Speaker 8 (40:15):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (40:15):
I see them all the time? Boy that it looks
like a van is just driving. It's like it's driving
right to heaven that van. Yeah, they are slow and
they are low. They get donuts and I deal with
all that on saturdaymore. That's not you, okay, So you
don't take the old people to Bosco's. No, okay, that
will be my job after this, after this, that's what

(40:35):
I will be doing. Yeah. Look, you stay on hold.
We're gonna get all your info, but you're going to
see Adam Sandler. All right, all right, thank you. We
are the ZXL Morning Show right here on this radio station.
It's one hundred point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station,
celebrating our two hundredth year.

Speaker 4 (40:54):
It is we are our box centennial for this radio station.
We have been We actually were a radio station before
Marconi invented the radio.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
That's a lie.

Speaker 7 (41:05):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (41:06):
I think my family is having an awakening, and that
is I called out my wife the other day and
I called her spoiled.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
I expect some talkback soon from your wife, by the way, right, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:21):
So I called her spoiled and I said, you're spoiled.
You're brat, like that's and she got, of course defensive,
and she's like, no, I'm not. And I was like, no,
you're spoiled. She's like, I wasn't raised spoiled, and I go,
you are, you are? And I spoil you. She goes, yeah,
but you're.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
My husband, you should so okay, okay, all right.

Speaker 4 (41:43):
So then she tries to go to the children and
she goes on the group text and she texts the kids.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
She goes, do you guys think I'm spoiled?

Speaker 5 (41:51):
You know what?

Speaker 4 (41:51):
And yeah, and they came back and they're like, oh yeah,
you are ridiculously spoiled. And then yesterday we're talking and
she's so she finally kind of like admits she was
already fine, I'm spoiled.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Yeah you are. That's all just admitted, like it's fine,
like you're spoiled. So then, uh, we're talking yesterday and
I was like, you know, all the kids are spoiled,
like all every one of our kids are spoiled. I'm
running into that with my kids who're trying not to
spoil my kids because they get a lot more than
I got.

Speaker 4 (42:24):
She gets on the group text and she's like, do
you kids think you're spoiled?

Speaker 1 (42:28):
And every one of them right back, yeah, we get
everything we want.

Speaker 4 (42:32):
My oldest goes, uh, hell yeah, and can you keep
spoiling me and admits she was already fine, I'm spoiled,
Yeah you are. That's all just admitted like it's fine,
like you're spoiled. So then, uh, we're talking yesterday, and
I was like, you know, all the kids are spoiled,
Like all every one of our kids are spoiled.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
I'm running into that with my kids, who're trying not
to spoil my kids because they get a lot more
than I got.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
She gets on the group text and she's like, do
you kids think you're spoiled? And every one of them
right back, yeah, we get everything we want. My oldest goes, uh,
hell yeah, And can you keep spoiling me until I
marry someone who's rich? So like yeah, it was like, yeah, babe,
like we like, you have to acknowledge where we.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
Where were we all form? I do, but I'm trying.
It's it's hard because you can provide for your kids.
You want to do those things.

Speaker 4 (43:26):
My wife will, My wife will catch yourself. So she
opens up her eyes every morning to an ice coffee. Yeah,
ice coffee. So she opens up me until I marry
someone who's rich. So like yeah, it's like, yeah, babe,
like we like, you have to acknowledge where we where

(43:47):
were we all form?

Speaker 1 (43:48):
I do, but I'm trying. It's it's hard because you
can provide for your kids, you want to do those things.

Speaker 4 (43:53):
My wife will, My wife will catch yourself. So she
opens up her eyes every morning to a and ice coffee. Yeah,
you fresh? So she opens up.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
I've never opened my eyes up to see a anything.
And uh, so listen to yourself.

Speaker 4 (44:12):
And she caught herself and I and it was one
of those moments where it was like, baby, do you
understand you're talking about?

Speaker 1 (44:20):
I don't know. I don't know what the car is
fifty thousand dollars car. Like you're just like like like
like your prohone doesn't hook up?

Speaker 4 (44:27):
Yeah, Like like you because you can't get your phone
your complaint. Do you understand what you're complaining about? Like,
there are we'll make the joke. There are kids in
other countries that are eating paste, right, they have no water.
They're running from Yeah, they're running from a giraffe. And
you're complaining because you can't get your phone hooked up

(44:49):
to the car.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
There's people riding bikes five minutes from where we work.
Like there's a real struggle. I see it when I
drive through Atlantic City.

Speaker 4 (44:56):
Yes, as you had your expensive handbag and you your
expensive clothes.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
My wife gets anything anything she wants, she got and
I can't. She makes four times the money I make.
I can't stop my wife from doing anything. That's what
I'm gonna go see my sister. Go see your sister.
I can't stop you from doing anything. Years ago, I
got no power in my house. Years ago, I shut
my wife down. She wanted a cat. I was like,
we're not getting a cat. To this day, she will

(45:22):
go on and on how she goes. All you ever
say is no, I go no. At one time, seven
years ago, you wanted a cat, and I said no.
That's the only time I go.

Speaker 4 (45:33):
You get whatever you want, whatever you want. Like we're
planning a vacation in August. That came out of nowhere.
First of all, we were supposed to take no vacations
this year. We were supposed to relax.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
We did one.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
As a kid growing up, I had one vacation. She's like,
it's it's for our little guy's birthday. I go, what
happened to just having a birthday.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
Party, Chuckie cheese, get some tokens for you snap.

Speaker 4 (45:57):
Instead with seven days in a short town in Georgia, Like,
I don't what what is it? When did when did
that become a birthday? Because he loves Georgia and so
so I'm like, you get whatever you want.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
You got like you gotta be kidding.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
And I think it opened her eyes when all the
kids are like, yeah, you're soup. Not only are we
spoiled and we know it, you are super spoiled too.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
At least they admit it, like they know. Oh they
trying to explain to my kids. It's like, understand that
you know, we do these things we probably shouldn't. I
want you to lose appreciate it. But again, like we
finally got the twelve year old. He waited long enough,
he finally gave him his iPhone last night. We had
to talk with him. Be responsible everything you put in
your and that it's going to stay there. You kicked
the ass, did you're you're a good kid. You stay

(46:41):
out of trouble. You had great grades. It's like, so
you're rewarded with this. He's on Reddit already, right, Yeah,
he's gonna imagine what his search history is gonna look
like what it is? So, are you going to are
you going to police the oh I got it right now. Yeah,
before he downloads an app and it asked me, oh, yeah,

(47:02):
I'm all over.

Speaker 4 (47:02):
I think we started that and then I don't know
if we ever went through with all that.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
So I don't. I I don't. I'll be honest. I
have no idea. Like my my little guy could be
in a terra cell. I don't know what he's doing
on his phone. Yeah, I shut that down. I got
it last night. He was trying. I'm looking now see
what it was. But yeah, he has a before he
does an app. I have the codes. I have all
the security codes for all that I can shut. I
can I can police so when he watches it, when

(47:29):
he uses it, And yeah, I got all that lockdown.
That was a big deal. I feel like I feel
like kids, though, are gonna figure ways around that. I
was probably gonna be smarter than I am. Yeah, that's
the problem. They're gonna be smarter than us. Look, we
got to look at dirty pictures on your iPhone watch,
so dude and think about that.

Speaker 4 (47:44):
And look, I I know every every boy, every girl,
they'll they'll get into, you know, in the find and
dirty things like that.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Yeah, but we had to work for it. It's so
easy now for these kids. We had a way for
either your dad or a dad to throw away Noodi
magazines that you found luckily in the trash, and then
you stored behind your bodies woodpile under a blue tarp
in third grade? What I did my buddy across the street.

Speaker 4 (48:11):
His dad had a collection of playboys, but his mom
was to stay at home mom, so we had to
wait till she went shopping and the dad was at work,
and then we'd sneak down the basement. But if you
but he this, Dad knew if you moved a playboy,
So like we had to be super careful to put
them back exactly how he took them and took him out.
You had to make sure that the VCR tape was

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exactly the spot dad left it. Yepore I you you
just handed your son a weapon of porn.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Look we we get back. What do I think called?
You think you have a pen?

Speaker 4 (48:49):
I don't think we have a dad in Scotland, I
guess a doctor's office. It's like a medical clinics. It's
like urgent care. They're a version of urgent care.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
You know.

Speaker 4 (48:59):
Sometimes doctor will say, hey, like you have to bring
a urine sample in. Yeah, they actually had in this
town Aberdeenshire.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
You think you've got it bad.

Speaker 4 (49:22):
I don't think we have a bed in Scotland. I
guess a doctor's office it's like a medical clinics. It's
like urgent care. They're a version of urgent care. You know,
sometimes a doctor will say, hey, like you have to
bring a urine sample in Yeah, they actually had in
this town Aberdeenshire. They had to actually send out a

(49:44):
message via social media stop bringing in urine samples in tubberware.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Oh god, just multiple people have done it. Uh dude.
These AI robots are I mean, it's terminators in China.
Of course it's China. They had an AI powered robot
soccer tournament. Did you see it? It looked awful. They moved,
They moved like Biden.

Speaker 4 (50:11):
Remember the old football game where it just shook and
the and the players just just shook down the field.
That's uh, that's kind of what it looked like. Uh
so we're not there yet, but we're like we're terminator
stage now, like we've awoken the network. What's gonna happen
is those things are gonna learn how to really play soccer. Yeah,
and then we will be watching robots play soccer. But

(50:34):
then again, if you're a robot and you're excellent at soccer,
then you're also gonna be an excellent goalie. So are
we ever gonna have a score? Aren't you just equally
impressive when it comes.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
To you and have that that drive, that drive to
to win. You know what I'm saying? Do I know what?

Speaker 5 (50:51):
Yeh?

Speaker 1 (50:52):
Do?

Speaker 8 (50:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Do they so bad? I dig deeper than the other robot?
Like the reason Jordan was Jordan is because he had
that drive. Imagine like every guy on the on the
court has the same Yes, yeah, the zero zero game
because everyone's playing all some defense. A woman, she uh
got a fortune cookies. That's the thing, fortune cookies. I

(51:13):
guess right. You get Chinese food. Yeah, we say we're
still allowed to say Chinese food? Is that is that allowed?
Should be? Is from China?

Speaker 7 (51:20):
Right?

Speaker 1 (51:20):
I mean I guess right? So I so so was
that flu called the Kung flu? The k Kung flu
was one of the best quotes by Trump. What do
you call it? The Kung flu? A woman got a
fortune cookie and it had numbers on it. She took
those numbers and she did the lottery. Come she was

(51:40):
in Kentucky. Yeah, she won fifty grand.

Speaker 4 (51:43):
Good wow, all because of a fortune cookie, which, by
the way, fortune cookie suck. It's neat to have the
little message inside. But have you ever eaten a fortune cookie?

Speaker 1 (51:54):
It blows? Yes. I don't know why we can't make
a better fortune cookie. It's almost like eating an oyster
cracker suck. It's just dry and it's awful. I don't know.
I was never a big Chinese food person. But can
I get a fortune apple frinter? Now we're talking, dude,
give me, give me a fortune mazzarella stick? Yeah, right,
like a ravioli you put inside, right, you got to

(52:17):
pop the ravioli. You just want.

Speaker 5 (52:20):
There?

Speaker 1 (52:21):
The rock station, the show. Fireworks and weed two things
I've never purchased ever. Smoked a little bit of weed
occasionally if it's around or it's a gift. And I've
always been uh hanging out around people who purchased fireworks.
Both used to be dangerous to buy, right, Like fireworks,

(52:41):
you'd have to go to Virginia. Yeah, and you to
get an eighties and you know, we got quarter sticks,
quarter sticks of dynamite. We were pretting the people's mailboxes.

Speaker 4 (52:50):
Yeah, Like, dude, I remember there was a guy in
the neighborhood. He would take everyone's order and he would
make one big trip to Virginia and buy thousands of
dollars worth of fireworks. Uh, and weed was the same thing.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Man, I remember it was dangerous. Like I remember being
like maybe like a freshman or sophomore in high school
going over to a kid's house and he was he
had a bunchow. He had a pile of weed on
the on his kitchen table. Is the weed guy? Where
was the firework guy? Growing up? He never had a
firework Oh we had a firework guy.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
Yea.

Speaker 4 (53:18):
He worked at the golf course I worked at and
dude and you would give him an order.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
Like he was a waitress.

Speaker 4 (53:24):
You would give you would say all right, I want this, this, this, this,
and him a week he'd come back with all the
stuff and then weed man was like it was like
I remember dude being there and a kid like bagging
up weed to sell it. And I was like, dude,
like that's a drug dealer. Now it's like, dude, that's
on the corner. It's next to an oldies.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
Well, fireworks are the same thing, Like, okay, you have
to go. Then he put these tents up, liked these
huge tents full of fireworks. Did a home I walk
into a home, I want to say, it's a home
depot and a Walmart you walk in. They got a
package right there, you can get a fireworks.

Speaker 4 (54:00):
We have our buddy Gary g Garcia AC jokes dot
com is where he lives, right Gary g Garcia.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
He's like, he's like, hey man, you know he's got
the raspy voice. He's like, we're looking for fireworks.

Speaker 4 (54:12):
And I said, hey, like, there's a firework tent in
the parking lot of the Walmart.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
I go to here. He's like, no, we need bigger ones.
I go, how big do you need? Wants lees aut
like mortars like uh, like like Israel and uh and yeah,
like we're bomb and Iran, right, Like what what do
you mean that you need bigger than what they have?

(54:37):
Like what are you planning on doing? Yeah? And then
then you get then it gets dangerous. Then it gets dangerous.
I don't know what happens in the on the island
of Brictine, but I guess the cops look the other way.
On Fourth of July there every street has illegal fireworks
and I'm talking about big ones coming up and I'm
watching like I don't know, listen, I'm watching these things
like they're close to houses. Last year guy had like

(54:58):
he was the kids doing like like bottle rockets. It
hit my buddy's car, who has a really nice car.
I'm like, listen, you guys are hammered. Now keep going.
I just want to watch. I'll stay back here.

Speaker 8 (55:08):
WHA.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
First of all, you go. First of all, no one
does fireworks sober. No. No, it's like golf cart driving.
No one drives a golf cart sober.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
No one sets off fireworks. Sober. Now, now you're holding
one in your hand and seeing if you can get
through the pain and the heat.

Speaker 8 (55:22):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
Your favorite football team had a wide receiver who blew
his hand off. He was a fireworks. He was a
lineman and it was Jay and my wife. I put
a meme up, I put a thing on my Facebook
or whatever, but always like, who's that. I was like,
that's the greatest story ever. This guy's out there playing
with fireworks. He was a defensive line and he had
to wear a club on his hand because his hand
got hand for the rest of his life. Yeah. By

(55:42):
the way, yeah, if you're a construction worker, i'd leave
that in the hands of somebody else. Don't blow your
hands off. I would bring it up because it's somebody's
a dangerous holiday fireworks or that for me. Let someone
else do it, right. It's like a buddy with a
boat like it's it's you always say it's better to
know somebody with a boat than have a boat. It's
better to know some But he was fireworks. Then go
out and buy fireworks on your own and to have

(56:02):
to set them off. Yeah, I'm not sure the founding
fathers had this in mind when he when he came
up with this. You don't think Ben Franklin was shooting
off fireworks. He's throwing them. George Washington was just shooting.

Speaker 4 (56:14):
Bottle rockets off, you know, as he's about to start
the Revolutionary war.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
Everybody be careful this weekend, have some fun. Keep all
your fingers man. Yeah, I have going down that rabbit
hole of the YouTube videos of people blowing their hands
already and it's uh, it's it is pretty graphic what
it goes.

Speaker 4 (56:30):
I put it up on Facebook this morning, Facebook dot
Com forwards last jo Joe and Scotti. It's a picture
of a of Apollo Creed right the the he's in
the American outfit. He's about to fight of Ivan Drago
and it says July fourth, and then the picture under
it is him in Happy Gilmour with a wooden hand
and says July fifth, because that dude, you know July

(56:53):
the morning of July fifth, any news site is gonna
have a story of someone blowing them selves up with fireworks.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
A lot of regrets from the night before. One hundred percent.
Leave it to the professionals. Hey, everybody, thanks your calls
this week. Always welcomed on the show. Glad we're all
part of it. Stay right there? What do you call
that rock block? I'd like to say this, Yeah, go America,
you can go America? Does do America? Doesn't it feel good?
This year?

Speaker 4 (57:17):
I feel a little bit different. It's a birthday. We're
two hundred and forty nine years old.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
Let's do that. It is one hundred point seven XL,
South Jersey's rock station z XL Morning. When you're smiling,
mindy smiling, When you're smiling, when you smiling, I'm.

Speaker 5 (57:32):
Over smiles at you. And when you eleven eleven the
sun comes shining through. When you're crying, you're bring long
there in right, Stop you'll shut stop?

Speaker 1 (57:51):
Won't you be happy?

Speaker 5 (57:53):
Where is smiling?

Speaker 1 (57:55):
Keep on smiling? Keep I'm smiling. That's dropping out man,
I know you guys are awesome. My love looking at
you guys on my way to work than R. She
was like, oh yeah, warming up Chip and I'm like,
I'm about here.

Speaker 3 (58:09):
We're rocking.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
Hey, thank you you shot, You're the best. How you
doing Yeah? Keep me laughing.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
Man, you guys are great.

Speaker 5 (58:15):
Good morning guys are Stilio.

Speaker 8 (58:16):
Let's take Scotty.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
Oh god, is it my radio or it's are you
only broadcasting in MANA? I get them the hell out
of here with you growing out? This is the reading
DJL like, if you're on it, I would listened to this.

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Man getting up in the mornings doesn't suck anymore. He
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