THURSDAY 9-26-24

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Speaker 1 (00:20):
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Speaker 2 (00:31):
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Speaker 1 (00:54):
And this show.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Is an it.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Hey, man, what's happening. I had to pull a creepy
move yesterday in a parking lot. So I got a
I have a shopping cart filled with pumpkins, and uh
and so I'm and when I say filled with pumpkins,
I mean like twelve pumpkins. We're the whole cart.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Home depot Walmart. Okay, Walmart, all right, you can get
them another four ninety eight a pumpkin.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
A lot of pumpkins. Man, that's a lot of pumpkins. Yeah. Right.
So I'm walking the shopping cart full of pumpkins and
this woman pulls up next to me and she's like,
is that your car? And I look over and it's
not my car, and she goes the door's just wide open,
like and so I was like, I've done that before. Uh.

(01:55):
So I was like, I was like, okay, So I
keep walking and I look in the in the and
the driver's side back door is open, and I'm like,
oh man, and you could see there's like nobody around
the car, so it's not like they're just getting out
of the car. So it happens. Man, maybe I have
a kid or something gets out forgetting to shut the door.
My kids do it in our driveway. Yeah, your wife
does it with the house. Yeah, they left the front

(02:17):
door line open. So I do this creepy thing where
I kind of park my car and I walk over
because I was gonna shut the door, and so I'm
like hello, and pops out of nowhere is like a
seventy year old woman. She's like sitting in the back
seat on the phone. Oh but the door's open, And

(02:38):
I'm like, ma'am, I'm so sorry. I said people were
concerned that the door was open and that maybe you
guys went into the store, and she looked at me
like I was a crazy person. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Yeah, she's just trying to get some are is that
weird thing where you feel like you're doing the right.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
I feel like I was like, I'm like I'm trying
to help because I've been there, right, Like I I've
done that before, So I didn't you know, it's you
don't want somebody steal stuff out of your car. And
it was and it wasn't like this wasn't like a
nineteen eighty seven Accord. This was a nice car. So yeah,
this old lady just pops out and that is creepy.
She's like, ah. It was like, are you okay? What

(03:13):
are you doing in the back seat without a driver?
It was like the dude from the hobb what's it
the Lord of the Rings? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, my pretty.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Yeah, trying to do the right thing here, ma'am. In
her eyes, she thinks you're coming to steal something out
of the car now.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
And I was like, I was like, but I'm like,
I'm like, ma'am, I have a cart full of pumpkins,
so I don't think I'm stealing anything from you. No
stranger danger there. Yeah, so I don't want to touch
your no no zone. I just wanted to see what
was going on because I felt bad that you left
your car door open.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Everybody, why wouldn't you just need the car running? Yeah, yeah,
I don't know what. I guess the door's open for air,
so grandmam, I don't know. I got a lot of
questions here. You let grandmam in the back of the
cellphone like are you okay? Like does someone leave you here?

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Blink for the link if you need my help?

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Is that thing where like you're so old you can't
really move in the family, Like just just wait here,
We'll be right back.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
And the way she popped out.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Sea, I was like, Jesus, leave the air on for
grandmam that rolled the window. Just leave the door open,
Just leave the door. She'll be find like a dog.
Everybody Thursday will dive into that. We're gonna find out
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Speaker 1 (04:25):
The very funny Tony Hinchcliff. So we'll hook you up
with that. Those tickets come anyway just a little bit.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
It's one to two point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock
station at the ZXL Morning Shoo, good morning, everybody, do
it live.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
I can go all write it and we'll do it live.
And things sucks. I'm Scotty. Good morning. Here's some news
for us on a Thursday day.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Thursday Thursday drink start at twenty five cents at six
am and then you go through that in the morning.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
When I got down here in like two thousand, I
think it is. When I moved down this way, go
down the Wildwood. I had never been the Wildwood. My
parents told me it didn't exist. They told me New
Jersey ended at the end of Ocean City because they
didn't want to have to drag me to the rides
on the boardwalk and stuff. I oh, I get it, dude.
I went to a bar and that was the thing.

(05:20):
I remember, Like, starting at like seven, drinks were like
ten cents, and then every hour go up by like
a quarter or something like that. We had a place
that's insane when you think about it. You know a
place it.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
Was penny drinks from like eight to ten on a Saturday,
and it was an Any drink with one alcohol was
a penny do. I would go up there with two
dollars and buy ten ten drinks for my buddies.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Not anymore. No, I go out, my wife orders a drink.
It's nineteen dollars. New York City Mayor Eric Adams, right
is that his name? Eric Adams has been indicted following
a federal investigation. It's so funny. This comes just after
he was complaining about migrants coming into New York City.
It's so bad. The indictment remains sealed. He's getting the

(06:02):
Trump treatment, so it's unclear what charges Adams will face. However,
it will make him the first sitting mayor in New
York City history to be indicted. Ah, this is sad, man,
is this?

Speaker 4 (06:12):
You know?

Speaker 1 (06:13):
It hurts my heart a little bit. Wonderland Pier in
Ocean City, it's closing up shop the last day Sunday,
October thirteenth, so it'll be during Ocean City's Fall festival.
And that's gonna be it. Call it a day. What
are we thinking about condos there? A couple of years
ago low key a condo builder, Boughty, and from the

(06:38):
mayor whose family has owned it for years, And so
everybody was like, okay, writing's on the wall. It just sucks, man,
because it just takes it takes away any there's no
distinct things anymore in these short towns. I'll drive through
Ocean City. I'm there every day, and I drive through
Ocean City and once you get into like the middle roads,

(06:58):
like like you get into like the twentieth you know
street in you know, up until like fiftieth, all houses
look the same now walking distance. How far is it
from the rub and Tug that Ocean City had where
the girls before it? Oh so the Rubbin Tug I
think was like seventh and Asberry.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
How long will it take me to walk from the
new condo to the rub and Tug?

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Ten minutes? Maybe it's not bad. Maybe ten? Maybe maybe
I'll go fifteen if you want to take a real
like leisure stroll, Get ready girls. Yeah, so so it's
it's sad man, that's you know, it's now that leaves
only one amusement park type thing, and that's Castaway Cove
in Ocean City. So if you want to go, Last
Day of Wonderland Pier in Ocean City won the six

(07:40):
October thirteenth U supermarket prices. Things are starting to go down.
We see gas prices going down. We're starting to see
price on food going down. Except eggs. Eggs are getting
more expensive. You know why Joe jump, would we do
kill the chickens? Bird flu? Oh? That Oh so there's
legs sick with the flu. So there's less birds. So

(08:04):
the price of eggs have gone up. It's going up
twenty eight percent since August. Uh so, uh, that's a
if you're buying a lot of eggs, you're gonna be
paying more. Guess the food coming down till about November.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Fifth, sixth, about that time, Yeah, no, tenth, everything will
go back up again.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
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(08:47):
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have home field advantage nice okay through the National League
Division Series, So that's kind of cool. They've locked in
their at least number two they I think, however, this

(09:07):
pans out the last couple of games. They could actually
take the first spot also, but the Phillies have to
win Giants Dallas. That's gonna be tonight for Thursday Night
Football eight to fifteen kickoff And Caton Clark, she had
a great season, her rookie year. But it's over. They
got swept last night in the WNBA playoff.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
Yeah, I watched the last I guess it's a three
game series because they're out after two.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
But they can play a half game series. Well now
they only played a halftime. I won't be watching any longer. Yeah,
so so so Caitlin Clark. She ends her rookie year.
Now the interesting thing is does she get Rookie of
the Year. Yeah, we'll see. Well, it's her and that
other girl, right, Angel Reese. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
It's still tough to watch though. Man, it's a lot
of bad shots.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
I mean sometimes you're not even hitting the rim at
the end of the day. Yeah, she pumped a lot
of money into the WNBA. She'll do just fine. Uh.
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Speaker 3 (10:05):
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Show one hundred point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station
and the ZXL Morning Show. I tried, man, I tried,

(10:26):
but my wife says, it's not a good idea if
I'm around kids that are drinking underage.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
I gotta so yesterday, we don't know their if we
don't ask for ID, we don't know they're under eight.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
You're you're right. I could just assume that everybody's going
to be twenty one.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
So guessing we're going back to yesterday. I tried, man.
I told you that I have parents weekend down at
the University of Delaware, and my daughter said that the day,
which is what they call day to day, I couldn't
take the name of it, the day's drinking, the day,
the day drinking party that they have on Saturday, which
is day? Is that day drinking under age?

Speaker 4 (11:02):
Is?

Speaker 1 (11:02):
That is the name right there in the title? She
she said that they had a band booked and then
the band they ended up firing the band because they sucked.
So then I said to you, since your South Jersey's
number one mobile DJ, and we've been joking about this
a lot, why don't you come down and dj the party,
I could save the whole day, you could save it right, Yeah,

(11:22):
and now there's a reason for me to be there.
And I could tell when I told you that yesterday,
I kind of had you on the hook. Yeah, and
you went home and asked your wife and she shot
it down. Huh. Yes.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
So last night we're having dinner, why doesn't she come
with us? I said, I'm gonna throw yes, yeah, because
your wife will be there. We get the girls together,
finally they can all help us run the wires. Yeah. Unfortunately,
like a fifty year old man that I am, I
have to take the kids to be Wildwood rides tomorrow,
so it's tough to do.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
So it's gonna be crazier Wildwood or the days party.
I'd rather be at the DAJE, to be honest with you.
Uh So, I tried so I uh so, I took
my phone, I put it on record, and I engaged
in the conversation about me possibly go in and peaja
in a college party. Okay, here's how yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (12:06):
At the University of Delaware, where Scotty's daughter goes, they
have a thing that's called a Yeah. So yeah, they
might want me to DJ because the band bailed out.
I'll see it's Saturday. I think it's an all day
drinking thing. But then I have to come back and
do the Wildwood. But there were all the kids will
just chip in, all.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
The sororaries And now I don't know if that's true
or not. Who's paid for it. But I had to
tell her I'm gonna get paid, but I'm this since
i'm your agent, I would have to negotiate a price.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Well, no, you know, all the they're all the frats
and the sorority. They're all gonna they're all gonna pitch in,
you know, because college kids have so much money.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
Yeah, that's that's all gonna pay for it.

Speaker 5 (12:43):
But there were all the kids will just ship in,
all the sororaris and fraternities and stuff will just ship in.
It'd be like an early certainly afternoon.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Then I come back with this. No, No, it's an
all day drinking thing. But I can't drink.

Speaker 5 (12:55):
Because they have come back because were doing the rides
in Wildwood.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
So Scotty will be there.

Speaker 5 (13:00):
At'll be there, isn't it parents, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
But it's just a party for the kids. I think.
I don't think the parents are going to be there. Now,
she drops real knowledge on me.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
They're saying a weekend, your parents are coming.

Speaker 5 (13:13):
They're not going to go to the day.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Drinking ban I think so.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
I'm just there to walk.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
I'm just saying the party present in a place where
there's an.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Put yourself in a little bit of a weird positions.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
Just work, and then you're being hired by them. I
won't be drinking under hanging out.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I try, man, I gave it
a shot. It's all cash, that's right, right, that's not
what the ABC is going to shut it down now,
it's all cash, ready to pay for Christmas. Honey. I
like that. She thinks my wife's not going to the
all day drinking. Oh, she's going. She's going. That's reason.
Even my daughter. My daughter's like, yeah, a lot of
the parents are bailing out on the dage thing. Not

(14:06):
not me and my wife. No, we're there. No them
in like brave heart. I'm gonna have to hold my
wife's feet up and for the cake stand. They might
have to tell her it's time to go. Yeah, man,
we're wrapping up here. We gotta clean up, all right. Well,
your wife said no. Yeah, she said no, I have
to respect that. Now here's a thing that a wild

(14:27):
Wood would just take the kids to Dello kids love Delaware, Honey,
let's go look at the university. Yeah, the kids. You
could do this. This could be you in a couple
of years. Look we uh we get back. Knock out
some rock news and Scotty, there's some rock news for you.

(14:49):
Congrats to Anne Wilson. She has that's one of the
sisters some Heart. She has revealed that she's finished with
chemotherapy and ready to prepare for Heart's reschedule twenty two
twenty five tour. She said, quote, the operation was successful
and I'm feeling great, but my doctor's now advising me
to undergo. Okay. This was her talking about how why
they had to cancel the tour this past year. She

(15:11):
just updated and said, hello everybody. Now, I know lots
of you have been wondering how I've been doing, so
I thought it'd be the best if you heard it
straight from me. I'm doing absolutely fine now, but it's
been but it mildly a lot. Chemo is no joke.
He takes a lot out of a person. And then
there's that two weeks of waiting around for test results
a form of mental torture for anyone who's been through it.

(15:32):
I empathize big time. Luckily for me, the results finally
came back and we are good, and so I'm excited
to share with you that I'm now finished with chemo
and officially ready to get ready for the tour in
twenty twenty five. And she said, chemo, time to get
the f out of my body. I like when they
do that, like the F cancer. Yeah, see around. So

(15:54):
so glad to hear. And Wilson not a huge heart fan,
but I'm glad to hear that she says, I like
eighties hard. I'm not a big seventies hard fan. I
like those slow jams that he's playing MTV. I do
love me some Paul Simon. Now he retired from touring
back in twenty eighteen, but for some charity, he decided

(16:15):
to come out the other night, Monday night. This would
be pretty cool to see. He played for one hundred
and fifty people at a bar in New York City.
That is pretty cool. Yeah, yeah, those that announced it,
did you just pop up? It was a charity thing,
So I'm guessing tickets were like astronomical because it was
for charity. So in attendance, we'll be Goldberg, Kevin Bacon,

(16:38):
Amy Schumer, Jerry Seinfeld, Jackson Brown, and Moore were all
there to see Paul Simon perform. Do you want to
see his playlist? Yeah, go ahead, I think I know
two songs. I'm sure Late in the evening is in there?

Speaker 4 (16:53):
No?

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Probably no, And then I thought I had it. Let
me pull it up. It was a pretty It was
only like seven songs. It was a pretty solid lineup
of Paul Simon music and dude, I I love the album.
Graceland might be one of my favorite albums of all time. Wow,

(17:14):
it's a fantastic album.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
So let's see, Hey, without dragging out rock news too long,
what was the deal with Chevy Chase?

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Why did he make the video? Because they were friends?
You called me that's it, because they're friends.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
That's cool.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Yeah. So Paul Simon used to be on Saturday Night
Live quite a bit, and uh, and so he got
friendly with Chevy and the guy from Satura Night Live
and put him in it. Huh, damn it, I can't
find it. And this and the set list was so
good you.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
Could call me Alan there. Maybe you would dig that then. Hot, damn,
it is the only two that I now Not damn, that's
all right, No it's not.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Oh, here you go, here go. I got it, I
got it, I got it, I got it, I got it. Okay,
this is pretty good. So he's playing the one hundred
and fifty people, including Jerry Seinfeld opens up with Missus Robinson.
You know that song? I sure do? Yeah. Number two
I love this song, slip Sliding Away, Yeah, I know
that one. Number three, Mother and Child Reunion. Number four,

(18:11):
Me and Julio down by the schoolyard. Yeah good. One.
Number five Homeward Bound, which is a great sign in
a Garfuncle song. Number six the Boxer, which you do
if you heard it, you know it. And he closed
it out with the sound of silence. Gotcha. So it's
a nice easy said little half hours man. And they dude,
I'm guessing tickets probably were like twenty grand. Yeah, big deal. Yeah,

(18:31):
there's a big deal on it all with the charity.
Are you excited for the twenty twenty five lineup of
Creed's Summer of ninety nine and Beyond Festival cruise? Nope?
Not at all.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
They could be playing in our lobby and I would
walk by them say, excuse me, guys, I'm ready to
leave the building.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Okay, I'm gonna give you the lineup of the twenty
twenty five Creed Cruise. It's called Summer of ninety nine
and beyond Tour the Cruise seven Dusty hoop As, Dank
Lit and Hinder, all people I like more than Creed
all and uh they're they're joining already booked for the cruise,
that they got their rooms ready and everything, alien an farm,

(19:09):
fuel filter, Marcy's Playground, local h and the exies. With
most of that, it would I mean, I don't know
if I'd want to be on a cruise with all
these people, but it would be fun for like a
one night show goes on. I'm jumping off the boat. Yeah,
getting dude's had a huge resurgence, man. Uh and it's

(19:30):
with college kids of all things, because they're not I
gotta shake my head of what people what they fight for,
and like, you're gonna, you're gonna this is what you're gonna,
This is the the.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
The battle that you're gonna choose, the hill you're gonna
die on.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
They say, so yesterday I go out and I don't
know if you know this, it's pumpkin and season. I
don't do any of it.

Speaker 4 (20:01):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
I love pumpkins. I love mums. So I went out
yesterday and bought like twelve moms and twelve pumpkins. Right,
we're gonna, We're gonna mum and pumpkin it up. Do
mums come back every year? Do you plant them in
the ground. If you plant them in the ground, they
will come back. Yes, every year. Sometimes they don't bloom though, yeah, yeah,
But but I never plan them in the ground. I

(20:22):
just throw them away. So uh so, yeah, man, a
lot of pumpkins, a lot of moms. You know, I
want to I I I want to be festive. I
love Halloween. I love fall of Halloween. So I go
to the store. It's so bad that I need I
need to do two trips. So I gotta take one
cart to get the mums, pay for it, take them,

(20:43):
load them into my car, and I gotta take another
cart in to get the pumpkins right because I can't.
They don't fit all in one cart. And I'm and
I'm flying solo. Where's the corn stalks? At? No corns?
I don't like cornstalk, dude, Yeah, because they get wet
and then they start to just sad and they look sad.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Well, we did the thing with Hey, we had hay
once in our they put the pumpkin on top and
then it got wet and then ruined my grass, and'
like to say, sucks.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
And the hay if if if it's a rainy like
if it's a rainy October, it'll start growing grassy. It's nasty. Yeah,
So yeah, I don't do that to cornstock stuff. And
I also don't do the real like scary stuff like
I don't put like skeletons and stuff like I do
the pumpkins and moms.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
That's what I got people in my in my development
that putting up these huge, oh twelve ft skeletons bro Like.
First of all, I don't here's what I'm thinking about.
Where do I store it? And I'm afraid the kids
couldna knock it over. One guy had it ruined last year.
I felt the kids would pull like arms off of it.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Sucks. So we had one in our neighborhood and it
reminds me of when I was a kid. I would
go in college to people's house parties, and I would
steal the remotes. And you want to screw up a
person's house, you steal the remote control, right. And when
I mean steel, I mean I would take it home
with Yeah, man, I get I get pissed off when
the kids take it out of the room. So we
had a guy with the skeleton in our neighborhood and

(21:59):
kids took half the leg. Here's the thing. You're never
it's never gonna be. You can never fix that. There's
now you're just a skeleton with half a leg. Egg.
So it was like they ruined this thing for that guy.
And those are like seven hundred bucks. Yeah. So I'm
walking out with my pumpkins, and you know, it's that

(22:21):
this store where there's a guy there and he's like, hey,
can I check your receipt?

Speaker 5 (22:25):
Right?

Speaker 1 (22:26):
The deal is at this store, if it's in a bag,
they don't have to check your receipt. But if it's
out just in the cart, you know, without being bagged,
they want to check your receipt. And I go to
the store enough that I kind of know the guys. Dude,
they just they they're just it's a process. Just just

(22:47):
let them do it. They usually grab their seat. They
don't even look. They're like, okay, cool, have a great day.
So I'm I'm following this this woman and her daughter
and uh, they're walking out. They got a bunch of
stuff in their cart that's not bagged. So the the
daughter has the shopping cart and the mom is in

(23:08):
front of the daughter, which is a weird setup.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
That means something's going on here. You're setting the child up.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
So that the guy who's a real nice guy, and
he's like, ma'am, can I see your receipt? And they
kind of ignore him, ma'am can I please see your receipt?
They kind of ignore him something. So now the mom's
already out the door, but the girl's not. She has
the shopping cart full of stuff. The third time he goes, ma'am, please,

(23:36):
can I see your receipt? She yells from almost outside
the store. No, you may not really, And I'm like,
and I look at the guy and he looks at
me and he just rolls his eyes.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
He goes, have a good day. Wow, wow, Like it's
because you're right. He probably is told by the store.
Don't know no complications.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
It go it's like, what are you doing first? Of
all are guilty. You're guilty. Then left your daughter out
there to hang, because if they did pull her aside,
you're out the door already.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
This is suspect number one. I'm taking her down in
the parking lot.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
It's like what, like, lady, it's this guy's job. And I, dude,
I've been behind a guy. I remember. I was behind
a guy with a bunch of landscaping stuff, and guys like, hey, man,
I just want to check your receipt, and he's like,
my constitutional God, and the Constitution tells me that I
don't have to show you my receipt. And the guys like, dude,
I make eight bucks an hour, Like, can you just
show me your stupid receipt. When you get pulled over,

(24:31):
you get pulled over by a cop.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
Usually when these things end terribly, it's because you've been here.
You're not like there's Tyreek Hill, like you go back.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
And watch the video. I don't know, man, just a
here's your information, and the cop is going to let
you go. I watch.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
You have no right to search my car. I don't know,
but it smells like weed, and I think you're high
driving around. Then I kind of do have a right
to search a car. You let it get to that place,
like when you get pulled over.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
I have I watch those YouTube videos all the time
of people who are like, I'm a sovereign citizen. I'm
just traveling. I don't need to show you any ID,
and the cops like, look, man, yeah, I want to
make it. I'm just I'm just trying to to do
my job. Just you you did you broke the law?
Please just show me ID, show me registration insurance. Most

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likely you're gonna be on your way with a warning.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
It's five fifty five guys done a six. He just
wants to let you go, but now you're making it
where he can't let you go.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
And and but this woman no, and just yelled it
like just just just peace like tra you may not.
I'm like, and I went to the guy. I was like,
I was like, dude, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You got
to deal with this nonsense. Like and everyone else is
so nice, like you know, I I go to this
store quite a bit. It's my supermarket, and so uh,

(25:49):
I've become friendly. Like there's an old veteran guy always
telling me, hey, man, thanks for your service. He always asked.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
About the kids and stuff. Yeah, like I defended the
country so people could act like that.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Yeah, like like and it's that. And when I stuff
like that and people just be so rude. It's like,
how a lady just I don't know, you bought fruity pebbles.
Just show the receipt that you bought fruity pebbles.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
She stole, she left the kid, she drew the daughter
pushing the cart. Like when I go into a movie theater,
we we sneak snacks in. I'm like, I give it, dude,
my kid. I was like, you're the mule today, and
that means you carry the bag in that has the
drinks in it and the popcorn because mother at the movie.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
I wanted to bring this up. So my wife the
other day wanted to go see the Beetle Juice movie
with my little guy. Yeah, And she's like, do you
want to go? And I was like nah. I was like,
I love the first Beetle Juice. I don't want to
see the second one. And so they go and uh
and my little guy said, hey, let's stop at five
below first so we can get some candy. Was like,
what do you mean? Yeah, And I said, babe, because
we sneak stuff in. She goes what like, well, like,

(26:47):
what what do you mean? And I was like, babe, okay,
here's what you're gonna do. And I had to almost
walk her through stealing stuff or or like bringing stuff
in to the movie movie theater and sneaking it in.
And I said, I said, look, you're a woman, it's
super easy. Just get your biggest purse, your biggest pocketbook.

(27:08):
And I go, you can put anything you want in
there and just take it in. They don't break your balls.
Question you knew all yeah? And she and she I dude,
she was like legit nervous, and I was like, no
one's gonna bother you. It's even my little guys. Like
he's like I brought beer in for daddy. O. We're good.

(27:29):
Look we uh we get back. Not got some headlines,
but right now I got a pair of tickets and
see the very funny Tony Hinchcliff at Ocean Do you
want them Tony Hitchcliff, very funny comedian. If you saw
the Tom Brady Rose he killed it six zero nine
six seven seven seven six zero seven seven show. My
cover is blown.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
I Uh, I'm not gonna name the casino.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
I like this place. I know, and I know yesterday
you were very excited for this.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
Yeah, because it's easy in and out. When I have
things to do in Brigantine, I to go right by.
And they make it really easy because they donuts.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
You know, like if I if I drive by a
Dunkin Donuts on my way home from work, I may
stop and grab a coffee.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
You know, you don't have to go into the parking
lot in this one. It's like a like a surface
parking this is your Dunket Donuts.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
You're like, hey, I'm going buy this, and I like gambling,
so why shouldn't I just stop.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
I happen to have I plan my day accordingly, so
I had a few minutes to kill, so I go in.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
So I go in and I do my business.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
Now, if my wife calls and asks where I am,
I tell her who I am, Like, you know, I'm
here craps O craft man and it's me and like
two other guys.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
It's it's sad. It's sad.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
It's you know, it's split up into two shifts. There
is the night life. It's exciting, it's fun. I love
boys nights. I love taking a wife out there for
a show whatever. It's awesome. And then you get the
I don't know. It was Wednesday morning, a little bit
after nine o'clock and you.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Get that crowd. So you have been there at like
seven am. Oh yeah, yeah, we sam five am and
you see I mean that's where you just see that
that I mean death and some people I think we
actually walked by a person I think was dead at
a slot machine.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
And that's where I am. It's the early morning crew.
They got the machine beeping and everything. So I go
and I do my business and I'm off the hook.
And this place used to be pretty good. Sometimes when
you're leaving the parking area, sometimes the gate will just
be up and they're like, hey, have a nice day.
You probably lost some money here. Or sometimes they charge you.
I never had them not charge me, dude. Sometimes they

(29:29):
you know what, maybe they should charge me, maybe some
more at the gate up and I should have paid no,
you know what.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
Sometimes it is and they do this with the bridge
going in the Ocean City. If the guy working the
toll booth has to take a leak, yeah he'll put
a sign up and say just cool, just go through it. Right.
So my guess is maybe somebody was taking a leak
and they're just like, yeah, I just leave it up.
Let people go through. Now see the.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
Casinos for guys like may you want to get in
and out? You don't want any record of you being there,
right and.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
This, but this place is pretty cheap when it comes
to parking.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
Too, it is. And I had no problem with the part.
Now the party was ten. I'll be honest, it's a
little high.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Five years because it used to be five bucks five.
I'm not it's not bad. I remember when I got
down here to Atlantic City years ago, it was two dollars.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
Here's yes, back in the day it was two park anywhere.
It was one of two dollars.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
For the beautification of Atlantic City, is what they used
to say.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
So I'm leaving and I'm okay, all right, I'm okay
with paying the toll. They no longer take cash. You
now have to put it on a credit card or.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
A you have You've run into this, uh many times.
We were at a Phillies game last year and you
didn't bring any cash. And now they don't take other
than the guy with the beer in his head. They
don't take anything.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
But cards and here's the issue I have with that.
Now it's on a credit card. So yeah, so now
whoever's leaving this place that you go to gambling, whoever
it is, no matter what your situation is, wife, those
are doesn't not care, It doesn't matter. You now have
to put it on a credit card. And luckily I have,
like I do have a side card that I use
for other stuff. I'm able to put it on. It's
not on our main credit card. But regardless, somebody's gonna

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see it.

Speaker 4 (31:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
The casinos are creep They're creep places, especially on a
Wednesday morning.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
They're for creeping. Man.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
You get in and out and nobody knows what's going on.
Now it's on a credit card. Yeah, it's imposing me.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Man. My wife will uh, she'll do that with when
it comes to uh tabooze, she's like, she's like really again,
And I'm like, uh, and why because she can see
that I put it on the card, right, say, but
at least you have the option to pay cash. I do.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
I cannot leave this place with al putting it on
a card.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Man. That does suck.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
Man.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
You messing it up, man, especially for guys who have
real gambling problems. It's crazy, like they don't like you
go to a like, say you go to a Phillies
Eagles Flyer Sixers game. Whatever. Uh you go to park
and do you go to hand them some some cash? Dude?
They should there there's they're stunned. They're like, no, man,
you got to use a card.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
You might as well open a strip club that only
takes cards.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
You can't hide it from your wife anymore. Man. If
you go to to Vegas, that's a thing. Oh my god,
why would you do that?

Speaker 3 (32:01):
It used to come up steakhouses when you took your
money out from an after a.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Lap dance, the girl breaks out one of those squares
and you have to swipe it. You have to swipe
your card again. You're a loser. I get it. You're
spending the money. It's fine, but now it's on you
at ten a m. Being at a at a casino
playing crabs. Yeah, but now I.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
Got to show it. Yeah, that's the problem. It's on
the card. You are dummies, man, especially.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
At that time. I wonder if there's any way around that.
I don't know, man, is there a side answer? I
may have to park over park somewhere else and walk
over which is even more embarrassing that you're walking to
the casino.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
I've seen them jump that little median there. Yeah, to
go from one to the other.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
That may be me.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
Yeah, man, you're ruined it. My my cover's blown. Now
I've got to put it on a card. I will
think twice about going, especially after the show. It's a
tough one. Yeah, you may have to just stick with
your phone. And I had to bring it up. And
now my wife knows because she listened.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
To the Show's that's a tough one. You know what.
You know what it was me? I mean I'll take that.
I told him to go. I was with him, and
it was my It was my idea to go. JoJo's wife.
I got an uber in look we uh we get back?

Speaker 4 (33:12):
What?

Speaker 5 (33:15):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (33:16):
Love trash? Anything thirty on on nothing, anything racket rock
or roughing yet love trash.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Here's some trash for you. Congrats the Mandy Moore and
her husband Taylor Goldsmith. They welcome their third child into
the world. The girl's name is Louis Everett Goldsmith. So
congrats to Mandy Moore. Can you name the one big
hit Mandy Moore head back in the day, Candy, It
was Candy, right, Candy? How did I remember that? Yeah? She,
I mean she was. She's not known for her music anymore,

(33:53):
she's an actress, but but she did. She was one
of those like late nineties like pop acts that like
it was, you know, Chinese food makes me sick. I
love girls that wear Amma Crombigan Finch like that world Lfo. Yeah,
like that, that late nineties pop resurgence. Jennifer Aniston. Her

(34:15):
home was swatted. You know what that means? They sent
a swat team in there.

Speaker 5 (34:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
I guess somebody calls up and says like, hey, she's
all you know, she's gonna about to commit suicide or
gonna do something bad. And then the cops kind of
swarm the house and she's sitting there popcorn watching you know, Netflix. So, uh,
they don't know who swatted her house. Uh, Patrick Mahomes,
you know, the Chiefs, even though they're undefeated, aren't playing

(34:42):
that great, including Travis Kelcey. So now Patrick Mahomes has
to take questions and press conferences about do you think
Taylor Swift is the reason that Travis Kelcey is not
playing well?

Speaker 3 (34:53):
Nobody said they broke up or something happened before the game,
Like this is the nonsense.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
You're worried about. Patrick Mahomes said, believe it's not that
it's and he said, we're all not playing well. But
I got to get Patrick Mahomes a lot of credit.
He's like he's like, yeah, I'm not playing well, the
whole team's not playing well, but we're still undefeated. Yeah,
that's just how good they are. Yeah, like we suck
and no one's been able to beat there.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
But like, like she's really like tell's spos had a
game cheering on a guy who had like three catches
for eleven yards.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
He's had a tough season. Yeah he's had I mean
he's only three games in, but he's had a so
far a tough season. And they're gonna point to her.
Brad Pitt. He's speaking out after five people are arrested
for posing as him and stealing money from fans. This
happens quite a bit, dude. Two women were scammed out
of four hundred thousand dollars by somebody posing his Brad
Pitt online. I guess they were like, you know, they

(35:46):
once again, these women thought that Brad was like on
dating apps, right, Yeah, and like like it's like, it's
not He's Brad Pitt like like, don't get fooled. Yeah,
you did that to yourself. Yeah kind of a person
gets So I guess Brad got word of it. So
now he's uh he's coming out saying that he's gonna
he's gonna see what he can do and uh and
and get the authorities evolved. Uh chading tannem right. He's

(36:10):
a magic mike and he's in uh those two great
movies that I think are underrated, the twenty one Jump
Street movies. Yeah, with him at Jonah Hill, very funny man.
And I think that the guy who steals it in
the movies ice Cube. Yeah, it's pretty good. Uh. So
him and his ex wife, they finally settled their divorce
after six years. Took six years. He's now dating Zoey Kravitz,

(36:32):
the daughter of Lenny Kravitz and uh vote Lisa Bonnet
from the Cosby Show. I'm sure she loves being called
Lisasa Bonet from the Cosby Show. We'll wrapping up with this,
uh ban Marge era. It was it looked like he
was doing well, and he was. He was getting sober

(36:53):
and getting the help he needed. Uh, but it looks
like maybe he he hit he hic up a little bit,
he tripped up a little bit, so he was arrested
and now he's headed to treatment. So he so he said,
once he's out of jail, he's gonna head the treatment

(37:14):
to get his life back on track. You gotta keep
this guy busy. He needs something to do. But the
problem is he burned the bridge with Jackass. He was
supposed to be in the in the last Jackass movie,
but they they made him sign a contract that said
we're gonna drug test you and if you fail, you're fired,
and they did and he tested positive and was fired. So,

(37:37):
I mean, the guy does it to himself, right, you know.
Even Steve Oh was doing a comedy tour and Steve
O's like, look, if you can stay sober, I'll have
you open up for me. You can go out there
and do whatever Dan march Eron does. And dude, he
lasted like two shows before he got all banged up.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
Yeah, because you get back in that lifestyle, you're like, well,
this is the fun I used to have when I
was you know, partying and hilling the jack in.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Steve Oh was the worst of them and Steve O's
been sober for like fifteen years, and Steve O's still
like doing things where he's like blowing rockets out of
his butt and stuff. So like, so, I guess you
don't need alcohol and drugs to do that. No, not.
Steve O's the other guy. Knoxville Knox was a pretty
good actor too. He's popped up in a couple. Yeah,
it's a shame he's come out and and he is

(38:20):
like severe. He has like brain damage from all this
stuff that he's done on check ass, which sucks station
work for some trash from employe. Good morning, Hey, how
you doing, man? How are you?

Speaker 5 (38:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (38:35):
I'm doing good good man.

Speaker 3 (38:36):
It's get y'all hooked up here, will make you the
z XL Workforce employee of the day.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Yeah. You're going to see Tony Hingecliff over at Ocean.
All right, all right, that's great. It's a great dating night.

Speaker 4 (38:45):
Man.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
He is great.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
Anytime you can make the girl laugh, you know what
I mean, very warms things up.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
Very funny. You saw the Tom Brady roast. Dude, he
killed it. He destroyed everybody. Yeah, so Tony Hdgecliff over
at Ocean, and what do you do. I'm a roofer.
What's your name? Patrick? All right? Patrick, the roofer? Where
we working today? I'm an important ors today. Now are

(39:11):
you a year you're not afraid of heights?

Speaker 3 (39:13):
I'd imagine right, Uh, I guess so high I am?

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Yeah, yeah, day so you're a little bit dude. I
watch you guys on these like steep roofs where like
there's I mean it really just it looks like it
just looks like a slide on a playground, And I'm like,
I don't know how you guys do it.

Speaker 3 (39:31):
They try and lock in right, then you do you
nail something to the roof and then then you clip
yourself on or something.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
They don't fall, you just give it a shot. Well,
I'm run the crew. Now you're on the ground. Man,
Now I could do that job. Now, some guy's falling
off the roof. Patrick's in the cab of his truck
in the air conditioning, like.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
I'm down there, like I'm down there, like Jose, you
gotta put the gutter's gotta go back on.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
That's what I am. And once again, man, I'm I.
It had been a while since I had worked with contractors,
and my mom needed a new roof. So I call
up a guy who I know and I said, hey,
can you recommend somebody? And he recommends a guy and
it was an older guy and I'm talking to him
and I'm like, man, this guy's going to climb up
on the roof right, like you know, it's not a
big roof, but it's like it's like, yeah, this is

(40:16):
this old guy. Like I feel bad. Like I was like, hey, man,
you need help. Dude. The day of he shows up right,
shows up at seven am, and I'm like, man, is
it just you? A crew of amigos come in a
van and dude, he's like a clown car. This guy
goes to me, he goes, I'll see you in a
couple of hours, and he just takes on the job
done and they get through it quick. Man.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
For the price they charge, and I know they're doing
a service to it. Half a day get I couldn't
believe it.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
He called me up at one o'clock the afternoon in
that afternoon and was like, yeah, we're done. Yeah, And
I was like, what, dude, I thought it was gonna
be a couple days. Now bring cash? Yeah, I did.
All right, Look Patrick, you got tickets for Tony Hitchcliff
going on. He's gonna be over at Ocean in Atlantic City.
All right, you got it.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
I'm shocked, man, all the roofing jobs I've seen I've
driven by, I've never seen anybody fall off the roof.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
I don't know if that's a thing or not. I mean,
I guess it's happened, right, I'm just I've never seen it.
Like you think the odds where I would see something. Yeah, dude,
I'm not kidding.

Speaker 5 (41:13):
Man.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
These guys showed up. Like I said, it was an
older guy, so I thought he was like I'm so dumb.
I'm like, oh, you're like, you know, you have a
cruel of guys and you're gonna be up there. These
guys came in man, and like like the A team,
they just came out of the van and all they
asked for was electricity. They're like, if you just got
a place for us to plug in, and that was it.

(41:34):
And dude, I never heard a word from him again
until they were done. This guy probably doesn't have to
check it out anyway with drones. Like I was.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
I was listing a house and the guy had to
check the roof. I'm like You're gonna go up on
the roof. He's like, no, no, fires up a drone.

Speaker 5 (41:47):
Man.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
Now the drone is just looking at everything. Crazy. Damn
it was crazy. I'm I'm like, I'm still like a
little kid, like I'm still shocked by trash can like
trash trucks. Yeah, like I do. When the trash guy comes,
I stare at it. I'm still like, like, we have
a new We used to have a guy who put
the trash in the back of the truck. Now we
have the arm that comes off the side. And I'm like,

(42:10):
and I but do it to me, it's so cool.
That's like a claw game. It's a robot.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
When I when I watch roofers, my knees hurt and
my elbows hurt, like it's a pain that I gave.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
I don't know what causes it, but hurt. Same thing
with window cleaners, like I I watch those guys up
there through cleaning windows. I'm onna get a skyscraper or
a hotel. Man, I got no time for that. Look,
we get we get back, do some headlines. Cat Jersey's
rock and roll radio station, and we are the z
XL Morning Show. I wasn't sure if My wife was

(42:41):
kidding or not when she said this over the weekend,
and apparently last night, uh, it became real. So she
she joined the bowling league.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
Your wife doesn't just strike me as the bowling sight
so because of the shoes that you would wear for
a bowling.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
So she works down in North Wildwood and her her
cousin is now living down that way. Who who she
kind she grow grew up with and loves, and her
a friend of ours, her parents neighbor, and a girl
she works with all got together and started a bowling
team for a bowling league at our buddy the Square

(43:25):
theater plays down in Rio Grand right, they have a
bowling alley movie theater goss simulator you being for your style.
I didn't get the invite.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
Yeah, like I don't know because of like the beer beer. Yeah,
it's bowling is a sport where you can drink, which
is why I love it. So the team is called
ug spare me okays as in the boots and then
spare like spare.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
Me okay like a reaction.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
Yeah yeah like that spare me because of the spare
refer into the bowling.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
Yes, so, uh, my wife won out the night she
bowled for the first game a one oh nine.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
Okay, that's like a like a kid's party average. I mean,
I couldn't do it, but I'm just saying I don't
know if the bumpers or not, but they Yeah. So
so every Wednesday night, my wife will.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
Be at a bowl bowling league. So is it best
ball or is.

Speaker 3 (44:27):
I did this? I did this in eighth grade we
had a bowling league.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Right.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
It was made a bunch of yellow guys whatever, and
the mom would come pick us up and she drop
us all.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
We did it.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
And that's about where we bowl one o nine, one
twelve soon around there. Yeah, but like we're kind of kids.
But I assume a bowling league you got to have
a team up there that's smashing it, right, that's averaging.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
Like I wonder if this is an all girls bowling league, right?

Speaker 3 (44:48):
Is this?

Speaker 2 (44:48):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (44:48):
Is this like a level thing?

Speaker 3 (44:49):
And you hope so, because you know, that's basically what
my wife would probably bowl the same still, which wanted
to be competitive.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
To not get the invite, you know, So it's it's
her and uh, you know, once again three other ladies.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
She knows she has to wear other people's shoes or
has she leveled up with her attire and she yet
do you think that the boxes that came from Amazon
yesterday were bowling as I do guarantee weight one. I
bet you weighs ten pounds the bowling ball in there. Okay, yeah,
so so so she told me that. And I don't
know how this works. But at the end, I don't

(45:22):
know if it's the trophy or if you just participate
you get a bowling ball.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Okay, so we'll win the end of this, she'll own
her own bowling ball. Yes, No, I can't say anything
because I own my own bowling shoes. Yeah. I just
never heard you say, Hey, the wife wants to go bowling.
We've gone, but me and her going you know what?
Me and her have gone on like dates where is bowling?
I like bowling. I have bowling's fun. It's like like
it's that trashy fun, you know. Yeah. And I don't

(45:50):
like taking the kids bowling. I hate bowling the children.
Bowling with children suck. Yeah, it takes a while, rack,
so I don't. I don't like doing that. What the
problem is with bowling is it got real expensive.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
Man.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
It's not cheap to be.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
A nice cheap night to go out. You bowl game
was like twelve bucks. I think it's like twenty some
dollars for like per game. You wrote three games, man,
you're in like one hundred bucks. Man by the time
you rent everywhere. So me and a buddy mine we
would bail out on school. And then this is when
we were seniors in high school.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
So we you know, we had our license. We'd take
a cooler of beer and we go to a place
called and you know this place, Lamartinique. That's where we
bowled every Saturday morning. So it was in Lindenwall, New Jersey.
We'd go to Lamartinique at like ten, so we'd bail
from school. We'd take the we'd we'd you know, play
hooky from school. We'd take a cooler beer because it

(46:42):
was bring your own beer that fantastic. Didn't have a bar,
but you could bring a cooler in. Nothing says white
trash like that. So now it's it's like nine thirty
in the morning and we're bowling on like a Tuesday,
and we're seventeen years old. Yeah, you should be in school.
You certainly shouldn't be drinking beer.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
Yeah, it's fun though, it's a good.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
And she is, you know what, her and her girlfriends
are having a blast. I can't. I can't dog them
for that time. We gotta work on I mean, one
o nine, we gotta work on that. But once again,
that that that was the best score of her team.
So you know, maybe I gotta, I gotta, you know,
we gotta work with the rest of the girls too
to get that those numbers up. She's the ringer, so
she's the one. Yes, she's the a rod uh So yeah,

(47:25):
So man, my wife's in a bowling league. How about that?
And that's Wednesday nights. You don't have to make dinner
on Wednesday nights?

Speaker 5 (47:29):
Then?

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Did I didn't? You know what I meane, my my
little guy wanted a frozen pizza with chicken nuggets on top,
done so easy peasy. That was. That was listen, easy
dinner to make. Look, we get back with what they
call you. You think you got it?

Speaker 3 (47:48):
Bed?

Speaker 1 (47:49):
I could see this, man, because I've gotten I I
I used to be the a hole, so I can
see me getting killed over this. When you're at a
bar and somebody screwing up the jukebox, right like sometimes, man,
you're at a bar, and there's just a good vibe
of music. And then somebody goes and puts a bunch
of money in the jukebox and uh and just plays

(48:11):
the worst stuff.

Speaker 3 (48:12):
Yeah, I've had a bar unpluged the jukebox for my request.
It was the Golden Nugget Tavern, which is like Saturday Night.
They got a country band, yep, And I think I
played Kicking the Door by Biggie Small's and the owner
came around the bar and unplug the jukebox.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
So I would go to a bar called Caroline's in
Summer's Point and it would be popping. Right, this is
this I'm going back twenty almost twenty five years ago,
it's like two thousand and one, and I would disrupt
the bar. Right, they got a good vibe going with music. Right,
people are sitting there playing quizzo. I would put on
three songs. Do you want to know what those three
songs are? Yeah, go ahead. I would put on Shamalama

(48:49):
Ding Dong from the Animal House soundtrack. Okay, it's not terrible.
I would put on the Osman's One Bad Apple, and
then I would the kicker was share Gypsies, trams and thieves.
It would kill a bar. Yeah, it would kill a bar.
So what happened was guy goes to a bar down

(49:12):
in Fort Lauderdale. It's around one thirty in the morning,
so you know, people are feeling good. Ah. One guy
didn't like the songs the other guy was playing. They
go out in the parking lot got killed them. I
wish I knew the songs he put on. I want
to know. That should be the story.

Speaker 3 (49:29):
Now.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
Okay, it was a Mexican restaurant, so I wonder I
wonder if if it was Mexican music. Yeah, we know
what they do.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
Now it's easy because you can sign on from your phone.
You don't have to go up there and put money anymore.
So if I can log in, Ma'll get on.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
Dude. Remember sitting in the old jukebox and you just scroll? Yeah,
Remember going to a diner and having the mini jew
box right at the table? Yeah? Sure, man, let's see here.
If you've ever had to have an MRI, then you
know that metal objects are very bad or they're a
bad idea. When the machines are turned on, they tell
you to take them off. An officer with the LAPD
found out during what's being called a pot raid gone bad.

(50:07):
The story comes via a lawsuit file by the owners
of a Los Angeles area medical imaging center, who claimed
that their business was wrongly targeted by police during an
October twenty twenty three raid. Officers reportedly conducted the raid
based on a higher than usual energy use and the
distinct odor of cannabis. No weed was found in the rain,
and at a certain point, the officer allegedly walked into
an imaging room, ignoring the no metal and with his

(50:30):
rifle dangling in his right hand. From there, the strong
magnetic force of the MRI machine sucked the rifle away
from the officer and pinned it to the machine. It's
like a movie with magneto. That same officer allegedly pushed
the emergency stop button to get his weapon back thereby
deactivating it, releasing thousands of liters of helium gas in
the process and damaging the machine. Colorado was number one

(50:52):
for what jojo, that's a weed thing, right, coroween? Oh
cocaine down? Yeah? How about that? This is from the
Substance Abuse of Mental Health Service Administration. For the second
time in three years. Colorado owns the top spot in
the nation when it comes to the consumption of booger sugar,
with just over three percent of adults admitting to using

(51:13):
it within the past year. States rounding out the top
five for snow sorting or Vermont, Rhode Island, Massachusetts, and
California was.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
They were the first one's weed, right, so like, ah, weed, weed, weed,
and then they got bored with weed, just like a
drug use.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Like I'm bored with weed. What can we do now?
Some cocaine. I talked to my daughter and us in college,
and she's a, there's a it's a there's got a
big resurgence of cocaine. Wow, like it was. It kind
of like it died off for a while, but now it's, uh,
it's it's coming back. Yeah. I never tried it because
maybe me and you, we can decide on a weekend
we're gonna dabble.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
I think either either my heart would just explode. We
can't do it. I would just love it so much, yes,
and then I would get you back in until you
and I every morning we'd be doing there's all easy.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
There's I mean, it's it's you know, there's a reason
why it's addictive. I'm not gonna say it's fun. I
think you're saying it's fun, but I'm not. I'm not
saying it out loud. I'm not gonna say it out loud.
And the only real positive part of doing it you
get skinny. It's the fun part. Yeah that is so,

(52:19):
then now you look good. Problem is now you have
no money because he spent it all on the cocaine
and you're strung out. But I'm thin, but you're thin.
I don't know, man.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
After his rock station, there we go. Stupid videos. I
had to watch a video yesterday for jury duty. Oh yeah,
I am like, buddy, jury You know what I thought
about your buddy, buddy, do the reenactment like a dumb,
little stupid.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
Video you do because it was him. For a while
he was an actor. I was my old producer, and
then he did some acting. And one of the gigs
I think was a sexual harassment video.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
Yeah, he's a guy who touches the girl's shoulders and says, hey,
have a great day.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
And then the other one was a jury video where
I was I was in for jury duty and I'm
watching it and I just keep laughing because it's him.

Speaker 3 (53:07):
Yeah yeah, And then I think the people around me
thought I was crazy. Yeah, I mean, they know you
don't really watch the videos, right. I put it on
in the background and I just kind of let it roll. Luckily,
this one didn't have questions like our one here, so
I just kind of let it roll.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
But it was the great comedian already. Lang tells a
great story where he was he had to watch one
of those videos and they talked about sexual harassment, and
then they showed a bunch of clips of comedians who
were saying horrible things comedians, and he was he was
one of them. So he's watching the video, but he's
the guy in the video.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
Like jury duty, Like, I don't know, can't you give
it to somebody who doesn't want to do it?

Speaker 1 (53:45):
Like there's kind of getting out of it, you know,
I didn't hear it.

Speaker 3 (53:47):
I may I may be able to. Here's what it
is is, I'm on notice. So Sunday night I have
to call the number. My wife went through it. She wasn't.
I hadn't gotten picked like maybe ten years ago. Yeah,
I got picked for like I got picked for it
that to go into the lottery for jury duty.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
But I didn't get on a jury. The jury dude,
I haven't gotten one in like ten years. Yeah, I
had one. Am I just all am I off the grid.

Speaker 3 (54:13):
I had to reschedule this one because I postponed it
from like two months ago. I think I did it
like maybe a year or two ago. But again, you
call off and you weren't picked. But I don't know, man,
do you want just missing random people out? You really
want me on a jury? Like, come on, man, just
give it to somebody who's more responsible. I'm not gonna
take it seriously at all.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
The last time me and you were working, we're pretty
miserable at our job. We didn't like it, you know
where we were. And I got picked for jury duty,
and so I went and I was trying to go, dude,
I was trying hard to get on a jury. And
I answered all the questions exactly the way they want it,
and I got I got through. I was going to
be on the jury. But then the person settled out

(54:53):
it like they ended up having a settlement instead of
going the trial right, And I was like, damn, dude,
I could have got a like a week off of word.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
I hope I get picked for this trial and it
last three months and it's a murder case.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
My aunt was a nurse and she got picked for
jury duty and it was a massive murder trial. They
put her up in a hotel and everything for weeks.
Do I want my hands on that case? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (55:18):
Well, the guy's gonna come back and find my family.
Are you putting us in danger? I want no pardon
to give them.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
Somebody who's at home and.

Speaker 3 (55:23):
Wants to make I don't know, pay him twenty five
dollars a day to come out there and give him
some good lunch.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
All right, Look, this is why I'm probably never gonna
be on a jury. Let's just say maybe it's a
mafia case, and let's just say that fifty thousand dollars
shows up on my doorstep. Okay, I'm gonna probably sway
towards saying not guilty. I'm gonna do that. I pray.
That's one of the questions.

Speaker 3 (55:48):
Let's say let's say an Italian guy approached you with
a bag of cash.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Are you taking it? Yes, your honor.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
If that guy who's who's up for murdering I don't
know his entire family, if he looks at me cross side,
I'm like, yeah, no, no, no, I'm gona give him
the thumbs up, your buddy, I'm your buddy.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
No, there's two sides to this story. Yeah, when you
get out, we'll go to hoot him.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
Really he was holding the kids heads in his hands
when the cops go on him. Yeah, but let's hear
his side. Yeah, please come worry a juror number eleven.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
You're on. Hey, everybody thinks you. I come with you.

Speaker 3 (56:19):
Yes, we work as a tandem. Everybody thanks you for
your calls. Why there are eleven Jersey, we only supposed
to have ten?

Speaker 1 (56:27):
Uh seventh? Twelve?

Speaker 5 (56:28):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (56:29):
Yeah? Twelve angry men? Yes, yes, yes, yes, good good pool. Yeah,
everybody stay right there. Let's kick off a rock block.

Speaker 3 (56:36):
It's one hundred point seven ZXL That Jersey's rock station
ZXL morning.

Speaker 4 (56:40):
When you smiling on you, smiling, smile over smiles at
you and one eleven eleven.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
Imagine sun comes shining through when you're crying. You're very long.
They're in right, I'll stop your shot. Stop this side
well to be happy.

Speaker 5 (57:03):
This where just smileings where smile, keep on smiling, smile.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
I'm smiling dropping out, man.

Speaker 3 (57:13):
I know you guys are awesome.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
My love looking at me.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
Guys on my way of work the ring.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
She was like, got yeah, warming up, Chip and I'm like,
I'm a down here. We're rocking. Hey, thank you you
shot to the fact. Yeah, keep me laughing. Man, you
guys are great. Good morning guys, Hilario, let's shot it.
Oh god, is it my radio? Or it's are you
only broadcasting in mana show? This is the rading DJ Like,

(57:41):
if you're on it, I would listen to this.

Speaker 4 (57:43):
Man getting up in the mornings doesn't suck anymore.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
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