TUESDAY 1-06-26

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
In a world of mediocre radio, in a time of
regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
And standing by blue. The rest on this show.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Isn't good.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Hey man, what's happened? A good morning? A Happy New Year?
I think today is the last day you.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Can say it.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
I saw that someone made a point that this is
the last time you could say Happy New Year. I
thought it was all of January. I think it was
a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode where he I think, gave
you to the fourth it was yeah, so yeah, so
it was a he you know, Larry David made the
joke that you can say Happy New Year till January fourth.

(01:10):
My wife and I we were out like two days
after Christmas, like going to get all the I don't know,
the stuff that nobody wants but everyone wants to try
and get for like eighty percent off. That was us. Yeah. Yeah.
Then we ended up with like it's like one like
a soap dispenser that had like a bear on it
or something anyway, like paper. So I'm leaving I'm like, hey,
Merry Christmas. But it was two days after, so I

(01:31):
was probably two days late Christmas.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
You're late.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
There's a cutoff thing, right, it should be Christmas the
day after. It's not Christmas anymore. But Happy New Year. Yeah,
I mean, I guess I'll give you a week right
to throughout the Happy New Year. No all January, like
hey have a you know, have a happy Yeah, maybe
not all January.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Well, dude, I'll say you.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
I was all ready to wear off. Now all the
stores they got, they get, everything's down now it's all
Valentine's Day. Well, yeah, there was like a changeover at
the hobby lobby again, you know, days after Christmas, were
trying to find it's it's it looks like a third.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Dude, I've done that stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
On the floor where we would go to someone's party
or get together a couple of days after Christmas because
everyone has that week off usually, And I'd go to
like a Dollar Tree to get Christmas cards, and dude,
they'd be like, there's a pile in the back. You
gotta go.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
You can, you can try and find one, but I can't.
I can't. I can't promise you either. There what are
these broughts, dude, that they just dive on the shelves
and the grab. Where does it go? Like they didn't
sell everything, so where's it all go.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
It's either eighty percent off or I guess they pack
it up for like that was. That's how we got
our Christmas tree. We have a beautiful tree. We got
an eighty percent off the day after they boxed it up,
which is nice and my way. Again, we had plenty
of decorations. It's like I don't want to bring more
into that now. I want to give it even after Christmas.
I said, we're going to pack up the bins whatever
you don't like, and we didn't put up this year,

(02:51):
just sell it. That's what I'm in the moat because
we're downsizing and you and dude, it's like last yesterday,
I was on a tear. I'm taking pictures of stuff,
sending it to my wife while she's at work, and
I'm like keep or throw away? Yeah, because like I
and my brother because it's all like, you know, my
my mom's stuff since she passed. My brother's Like, let's

(03:12):
have a garage sale. I go, Dude, I don't want
to go. I just want to get rid of this stuff. Like,
what am I gonna Okay, at the end of the day,
what I am I gonna make a couple hundred bucks
at the garage sale, right, you're gonna put it up
for five I'm gonna have to gonna have a dollar bill.
I'll give you a dollar for it, and you're gonna
take the dollar. Of course, there's a cot, there's a
there's I'm not even kidding. It's a fifty five year
old couch with rips on it. My brother's like, we

(03:32):
could sell that. My sister in law is like, oh,
someone will buy it and refurbish it. I go, who
I go? Okay, I go, they can have it. I
rather like we gave away our master bedroom set. Right.
It was one of my wife's co workers. You can't
say a master anymore. I know that real es.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
It's true. That's true her main bedroom set.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
But like so her kid wanted to, like, you know,
he stopped having the kids stuff in his bedroom and
have like a real bedroom set. I'm like, take it, yes,
And they're like, they're like, you don't want anything for it.
I go, no, take it. I do what.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
I even broke it down for.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
I'm like he're like, I'll like, I'll do anything just
to get it out of the out. My wife will
puts uf up for sale and I'll tell her that, oh,
someone came by and bought it for ten dollars. I'll
take ten dollars out of her wallet and I'll put
it under the statle like I got ten bucks for it.
I even tell it too, I'll buy it from you
just so I can bow it away. Well, then to
him trying to get rid of stuff, my oldest daughter

(04:28):
moved into a new apartment a couple months ago. She's
bringing stuff to my house that I'm trying to get
stuff out of. Now, you gotta shut that down. No,
this can't happen. Like we're just going backwards everybody. Uh
it is Tuesday again. We have nothing to give away.
We even had a meeting yesterday about it, and I checked.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
And they didn't do anything about it.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yeah, So I polish heart out there.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
You're not going to be a workforce employee of the day.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Here a tradition that's lived at this radio station for
eighty years. It's I think Marcone when he started radio
U started the work force employee of the day. Uh yeah,
the woman who's running promotions for us, the wonderful woman
out of Harrisburg, Pennsylvania.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
I think she from the sound of it.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yesterday in our conference call, she sounded a little ill.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Yeah, you could actually hear the sweat dripping through the zoom.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
She wasn't feeling she had a fever. Yeah, yeah, we'll
just have some fun. Actually, to be honest, I didn't
know it was her. Her voice was so was so
changed from having the flu. I didn't even know it
was her. I love them calls. I make sure I
text you guys. Hey man, we got to jump on
this call to the best. I'm just I'm like moving furniture,
washing dishes, like because you just mute the mic and

(05:38):
I never put my camera on Landman. I was serious
about that. It's one hundred point seven the XL South
Jersey's rock stations VXL Morning, Shugard Morning, everybody doing lit.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
I could go all write it and we'll do it
lot and things sucks.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
I'm Scotty, good morning. Here's some newsbout us. On a Tuesday,
Venezuela will not have new elections in the next thirty days.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
That's per President Donald Trump.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
He said, projecting a longer term engagement. Two days after
US Force has captured Nicholas Madero, he said, we have
to fix the country first. You can't have an election.
There's no way people can even get out the vote.
He said, it's going to take a period of time.
We have to nurse the country back to help. I
like the people in this country that were protesting no kings,

(06:36):
and then we finally got rid of a king, and
now they want to put the king back to just
destroy this poor country. It's just trumpy, yes, And they're like,
well Trump did something.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
I hate it.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
If you have Microsoft Chrome, be careful because some of
the extensions now I don't know what they are. What
an extension is if you have Chrome when you're using
your computer, but it's could be stealing your data. Three
extensions looked harmless proxy tools looked like harmless proxy tools
behind the scenes were hijacking traffic and stealing sensitive data

(07:10):
from users who trusted them. What makes this case worse
is where these extensions were found. Both were listed on
Chrome's official extension marketplace. Yeah. I've just accepted the fact
that everybody has all my information. Sure, I mean, I
walk into this building here am I discover card pops up?
I'm not kidding on my cell phone? So somehow it's
accessing everything that you have. The Corporation for Public Broadcasting

(07:32):
announced it's board voted to dissolve itself after fifty eight
years as an organization after Congress voted last year to
pool federal funding allocated to National Public Radio and p BS.
There go Sesame Street. Yeah, am I gonna get Cayu?
What's gonna happen that Cliffer the big red dog? That's news?
What about sports six? There's loss to the Nuggets one

(07:53):
twenty five four last night, six Ers, Wizards tomorrow, Flyers
Ducks tonight. And a lot of people got fun hired
yesterday in the NFL. Pete Carroll out as the Raiders
coach after just one year. Yeah he's seventy four years old, dude.
The Cardinals they fired John Jonathan Gannon after three years,
and the Cleveland Browns fired their coach Kevin Stefanski after

(08:16):
six seasons. And did I see Adam Schefter this morning
put out that Harball got fired. I don't know, but
that's one to look at. Yeah, I could have swore
I saw it now. I could have been dreaming. I
don't know, yeah, but I thought I saw Schefter put
out something a couple hours ago saying that Harrorball got
fired down in Baltimore. We'rebody interesting that Danny could come

(08:37):
back for the playoffs for the Eagles because they liked
them as an offensive coordinator. That's what it is. This
guy like a lot like Stefanski is a good guy too.
They just are bad head coaches. Yeah, yeah, right, like
what they're great coordinators. Yeah, a lot goes into it. Man,
you gotta have the right team around. But if you're
Pete Carroll, dude, it's wrap it up. You're seventy four, bro?
Who hired him at seventy three?

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Well Tom Brady? Oh was that was you? Remember Tom
Brady has his hands in the radio. Yeah. They just
came up too that him and pink Manny might get together.
Maybe try and have Archie Manning come out now this
year because you can go to Vegas and put him
as well.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Because they got the number one.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
They got they got the the mole draft pick.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
Right it is now the WWE.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Well did you see the Dolphins hired Troy Aikman as
a consultant. Yeah, how is that possible. Yeah, I don't
get I don't know how. I don't know how these
guys can broadcast because when you are a broadcaster, you're
allowed access into guy's locker rooms and like you get
to see their their playbooks and stuff like that. So
like if you're I mean, they made an exception for Brady,

(09:41):
but now Aikman working for the Dolphins and you're still
doing ESPN. Now you're talking to the other team. What
are you gonna do. We're gonna blitz a lot. Well,
then you call your guys. Hey, I just talked to
the guys. They plan on blitzing the hell out of
your courtback. And dude, I don't know what pictures that
the guy from the Dolphins, the head coach has the
fact that he hasn't been fired yet. It's amazing they

(10:01):
keep they keep bringing him back and he sucks.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
This guy's wild, dude, and he's insane.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
He's once again, great offensive coordinator, awful head coach.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
There you go. That's news.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
That's clouds today high forty six, clouds tonight over night,
low forty two tomorrow for your Wednesday sunclouds high up
to fifty five. It's thirty four outside right now. One
hunch point sevens EXCEL, South Jerseys rock station's The x
Morning Show. One hunch point seven CXL, South Jersey's rock
stations THEXL Morning Show. I don't know how I'm not
sick now. The sickness that's gone through the entire world. Yeah,

(10:33):
finally hit my house yesterday with my wife.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
Dude, it's it's bad.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
My wife is on day like number nine and she's steel.
Is still feels knocked out. Like my mother in law
got COVID. Maybe there is a COVID thing going around.
I don't know what's happened. Like they tested her, she
does have COVID. Like well, I don't know. Just go rest,
you're gonna get through it. So my twelve year old
wasn't feeling very well like the last couple of days.
So yeah, he threw it once, a little rundown. He's fine.

(10:57):
He's good now. So it starts going through my house
yesterday with my wife. Somehow I don't have it.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
But here's the thing. When my wife gets sick, I
side stepped it.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Two. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Me and my little guy have side stepped it.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Every one in my everyone I know is sick, and
we've been lucky.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
Knock on some wood.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Like I'm sleeping next to my wife, like I'm standing
next to her, like I don't know how, I don't
get And here's the one thing I throw in her face.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
It's like, well, I'm just healthier than everybody.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
And I know I'm not because I'm heavier than everybody.
But that's just a joke because like, I don't know,
I eat scrapple occasionally, maybe scrapples, what fights all? You know?
All that you know? I don't know all the things
that I did over the break stop me from getting sick.
Don't know how.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
But here's the difference for my wife and I now,
I like, I'll lay in bed.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
She does. She does pamper me, and it's a lot
of I don't know. She has like charcoal pills and
all these it's amazing, all this this stuff she's will
come up with somehow it gets me better, right or
stops it from happening.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
But isn't she the ones sick?

Speaker 1 (11:56):
That's it? Well, that's what happens. So yesterday, I'm starting
to feel a little ill, and I'm my gosh, I
feel a run down.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
You have a license. She gives me. She gives me
whatever she gives me, and I'm fine.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
But here's the lesson it's gonna be learned is she
wants me to do all these things for it. And
I have no problem with that. It's go get me
tailand all. Go get me this, go get me that.
And I'm like, okay, fine, but we have bins and
bins like everything is all over the place. I'm like, well, okay,
where do you keep the tile and all? Because I
don't know. It's not like the old days where we
used to have one medicine cabinet. You go in there,

(12:26):
you grab the tile and all that's it, you know, uh,
whatever else was in there, pepto bismo, whatever Dad had
laid around. I think that I've been pretty good to
my wife since she's been sick for the last week
and a half. You help her out, right, I have
no problem with it either. Yeah. I'm like, I'm there.
I'm helping her out for sure. But she'll get she'll
get She's very short with me where I'm like, well, well,
where is it a laundry room?

Speaker 3 (12:47):
I'm like, why is it in the laundry room?

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Well, we have like these shells, like these cabinets and stuff,
and she has like bins and stuff, and that's where
all the medicine goes, the ace bandages when we sprain ankles.
That's where everything lives. So I'm like, I don't know
where it is because where's There's so many things that
are happening here. I was like tea. I'm like, okay,
where's the tea because we have a whole big box
for peppermint tea. I'm like, there's no peppermint tea. I'm
not being difficult, it's just nothing is where it should go.

(13:11):
I don't know where you keep all these things. I
did learn one thing yesterday, that's how to make soup,
and I did pull it off pretty well. You go
to the store and by a can, you open the can,
and my wife turned it down. I made soup for
while she was sick, and I, you know, did the
old progresso and she turned it down.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
She goes, I don't want can soup. Oh you got
it out of the can. Yes see I made it, yes,
And I was like, I'm not gonna make it.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Here's the There's a guy in a factory somewhere like
Laverne and Shirley style that he made this soup. So
I used to give my wife a ton of credit
because she would she would do nice soups. I'm like,
look at this, Matt, This this masterpiece she's created in
the kitchen. All it is is bone broth. You poured
in there. You cut up some potatoes, some carrots. I
pulled some meat off, a short rip through it in there. Booms.

(13:57):
So done. It was that easy. But yeah, man, I
it is Listen. I know you get sick. I get it,
but there's something to be like I like when there's
two parents involved. Because here I am, I'm doing all
the stuff for the kids. Yeah, I'm doing their homework.
I'm making their dinner. I pulled it off yesterday I did. Okay,
but it is nice when the wife isn't sick.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
We uh, we kind of quarantined my my, my wife,
you know, me and the little guy. And like I said,
somehow we side stepped in. Everyone in my family got ill.
And like I said, she's still dealing with like she
had to go back to work yesterday.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
He's still feeling awful.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
But but yeah, you know, it's like it's like, hey,
you know, I do like the little kiss on the forehead.
That's about it, Okay, and then you're out. Yeah, like, hey,
you know, you know I'm gonna stay at arms length. Yeah,
because I dude, I'm and my wife at least acknowledges
that she's not a good patient. Like she she's like,

(14:57):
she's like, she goes, I I'm gonna complain. Yeah, well
that's what I got yesterday. Listen, bear with me here.
I don't know where you keep all these things. But
I did crush the suit man. She was very impressed
with the suit. Well that's good, that's it. I learned
how to make soup. Now.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Well, if she's got.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
What my wife has, which is Christmas, aids ye, dude,
she's looking at it like two weeks. Yeah, not my house.
Let's get back on track here. Like I told her
to go for a walk last night. Like my father
in law, he just got over it and he got
it Christmas Eve. That sucks, man. The whole vacation's ruined
my wife. Oh dude, she's that's what she's so upset about.

(15:32):
Her entire Christmas vacation was ruined.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
Because she got sick.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Yeah. Wow, yeah, Well I wish your wife the best yeah,
she'll be fine today. Back to work, back to.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
I love.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Let's get back into the role of that. It's a
bad look when you call out the day after a
week and a half vacation. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
Yeah, look we get back. I will do some rocks.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Joe Joe, Hey, here some rock news. Uncle Ted Ted
Nugent was being interviewed and he brought up that things
like or bands or artists like Tom Morello, Jack White
and Green Day are very left leaning, and he said

(16:16):
he doesn't agree with their politics. But I was gonna
say stop there, stop there, but that is actually no.
See Uncle Ted usually takes a little far. He didn't.
He then pivoted and said, but I really still respect them,
and they can all kick ass when it comes to
playing rock and roll. But he did then say, but

(16:38):
Tom Morello, you got to understand that you're the machine
now right, And I do agree with that, Like, you're
not raging.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
Against anything anymore.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
You're a millionaire, a multi millionaire running around. Yeah you
you aren't. You aren't raging against any machine anymore. But
he did have praise for all of them. He said, look,
I don't when it comes to politics, but Green Day
kicks ass. Even though they're brain dead. Oh see yeah,

(17:06):
Tom Morello, like I said, he said, you're you're now
the machine. And he also said he doesn't agree with
eminem but he likes Eminem because and Jack White because
they're both from Detroit and Uncle Ted is from Detroit.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
But uncle Ted nuja.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
That's where he wrapped it up.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
He said, hey, he said, look, he said, I'd love
the jam with Tom Morello. He goes, I can you know,
he goes, I can hang with people who are different.
David Lee Roth announced a thirty date tour of US
and Canada. So he had a small tour over the
last couple of months that was successful in twenty twenty five.

(17:45):
So he's going on on a bigger one and he's
right where he needs to be. He's doing casinos, he's
doing like small auditoriums.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
Perfect.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Yeah, right, Like here's what he's playing at Community College
in Wilmington, North Carolina.

Speaker 3 (17:59):
You'll rock those places there. That's been a great show.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Like he's playing Keswick Theater on May nineteenth up in Philly.
That's perfect, dude. It's like you put two thousand people
in there. That's that's where you live.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
Packed house.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Absolutely the CrowdSurf without falling to the ground. Dude, he's
playing the stone Pony. They do an outdoor stage. He's
going to be doing that June fifth up at Asbury Park.
But the closest we're going to get is yeah, Keswick Theater,
May nineteenth.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
If you want to see Diamond Dave Lee along, let's
see here. Morrissey. I know you're a big Morrissey fan, Jojo.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
He has, I guess a tendency to cancel shows.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
So he has canceled.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Is this because of attendance? He had sixty three dates
in twenty twenty five and he canceled thirty two of them.
Half that's a lot. And in twenty twenty four he
had eighty eight shows scheduled and canceled forty three of them.
Now you don't get paid for those, right. I don't
think Morsey have money where he doesn't have to do

(19:07):
these shows because what about the band at the bass
player wants to go out and play and make money, right,
I still got to get paid, right, Yes, take them money.
And there's like insurance companies that like are into this too,
that if you don't play, because you know, once again,
if you're canceling the day of you still hired people
to get that stage set up and everything like that.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
So I know that's a big deal.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
These these bands have to get in short so so yeah,
So I don't know what's up with him, but apparently
Morrisey likes to cancel a lot of his shows. So
half of his shows in the last two years have
been canceled. Yeah, poor guys. Though, the guys dressed all
in black that hung the speakers, We're like, we're not
doing the show. Take them down.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
We got to go to the next location.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
I wonder if it's a not if it's ticket sale thing.
Maybe got to sell certain matter. I know, the first
radio station I worked for, we were like a concert
promotion company also where so we would like it was
on us, like we put the money up for the show,
so if we didn't sell tickets, it came back to,
you know, on our company. And I remember through it

(20:11):
was a puddle of Mud show and it was like
Puddle of Mud was kind of you know, they had
had their hits and they were on the down.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
Slide and we couldn't give away a ticket.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Wow. So we had a database of listeners and dude,
like cold calling. I had to sit at a desk
and call our listeners up and invite them to the show.
Did they have to pay? They could just go for free.
They we gave them tickets just so we It's called
papering the room, just so we could get bodies in there, right,
because if I think we had a penalty, if we

(20:42):
had to cancel the show.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
And do I'm not kidney.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
It was like a I don't know, two thousand seat
room and I think we sold like one hundred and
eighty tickets. Oh Jeezyeah. It was a tough day for
a puddle of mud. And so I'm sitting there cold
calling listeners. Hey, hey, it's Scottie. Do you want tike?
There you go some rockets Hires some rock station z

(21:09):
x L morning show, also streaming on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 3 (21:14):
Okay, this is what I like.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
I got a list of things that happened during Christmas break.
You wrote them down. I wrote them down. Now, this dude,
we've all been to Hershey Park, right, I think everyone's
been to Hershey Park. And I got a problem with this.
It was a guy. Somehow it came up with my
TikTok it was a dad. He's in the parking lot

(21:37):
of Hershey Park, and everyone that's been in the Hershey
Park it's right there. They have the big Hershey Park
stadium and then you walk into the park, right. I
think it's one of the classroo like if it is classy,
down I would do Hershey Park, Dorney Park, Great Adventure,
Clementon Lake Park, f Mary Kill Okay, Hershey Park, Dorney Park,
Clementon Lake Park. I'm gonna marry Marry hirsh she Park, okay,

(22:00):
because I think she's a good partner. Yeah, and then
Downey Park. I'll throw Jorney Park around like a one
night stance. I'll just go yeah. And there's no reason
for Clement to the lake park. Where's Dutch Wonderland? Oh
my god, somebody that wet there a couple of weeks
ago with their kids. So so this guy pops up
on my TikTok and I guess Hershey Park does a

(22:21):
big Christmas spectacular, right, like they they they decorate for Christmas.
I have been yes, and uh so this guy, and
I gotta say completely his fault. He's ranting and raving.
He has his family in the parking lot. I hear
one of his kids crying. He bought tickets to this
Christmas spectacular, which I guess only runs for a certain.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
Amount of time.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Yeah, and to say they shut like half the rides down,
but everything's decorated. So you when you buy the tickets,
I guess they expire. So he bought tickets, they didn't go.
They expired, and he shows up with tickets that expire.
Now it clearly says on the ticket this expires on
this date. Yeah, so he shows up with expired tickets.

(23:07):
Now he's claiming he didn't know they expired. Everyone in
the comments section was like, m I think you knew
they expired. Yea. And he went to the ticket office
right where they ripped the tickets and whatever, and they're like, hey,
these are expired, sorry and rule. So now he's throwing
a tantrum, saying, well, you're not going to honor them,

(23:27):
and they're like, well, no, they're expired. The reason is
is ay, someone else's purchase ticket, That's what it was.
He's like, and he's doing that, He's like he's growing
around the parking lot. Oh it's not even that filled,
Like I know there's room, but it's like yeah, but
the world has rules, and you bought tickets, you let
them expire. And he's now throwing literally a tantrum in

(23:50):
the parking lot of Hershey Park in front of his
little kids, Like what if a thousand people did that? Well,
now you have a thousand people trying to do the
same thing you did. And so he's going on and
on calling out he's doing that thing now, and I
hate It's that social media thing where they're like, you're
you're gonna hear from me, right, and they're like, we
all should boycott Hershey Park, and dude, it backfired on them.

(24:10):
Everyone in the comments section was like, dude, this is
your fault. You like, yeah, okay, Like sure, could they
honor your tickets if it was a dead night maybe,
but you bought expired tickets.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
That's on you.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Yeah. This happened with me with Wildwood, Like every year
the salesgirl here would give me like four passes for
Wildwood right for the for the summer Morys Pierra Boy's pieru. Yeah,
so last year, you're supposed to use them before Labor Day,
so I didn't get around to doing it before Labor Day.
So I called down there and they said, listen, yep,
that's fine. When you get here, it's after labor Day.

(24:47):
We see that they expired. That's fine, Well we'll honor them.
And they were very nice, very accommodating, because I guess,
you know, there's after labor Day, so it's it's it's
gonna be dead. Sure I can get in, but I'm
sure this Hershey Park, some spectacular is pretty packed.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
Then I then I tried the same thing this year.
It just passed. It didn't didn't work out.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Well, it did work out because, dummy me. The the
peer was closed, it was over. There was nothing going on,
they said, sir, we wrapped up like it was because
they go always.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
The janitors sweeping up.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
They go through Octoberfest, and we used them. One year.
We actually went through the Octoberfest. It would been the
week that Octoberfest closed, so they did noter them because
the pier was closed. Yeah. Like like, and I'm watching
his dad and like I said, he's having a full
on temper can stupid man. And he's like and he's like,
I'm uh, you know, I'm linking Hershey Park. I want
everyone to complain and everyone. The feedback he got from

(25:43):
everybody was like, dude, this is on you, bro, And
then he tried and then he pulls this move and
he's complaining on TikTok. He's live streaming or whatever. I
don't even understand how that it works. He's on there
complaining in the parking lot of Hershey Park. His kids
are crying, they're not getting into the park, and like
everyone's like, just buy tickets, bro. Yeah, He's like, well,

(26:05):
I already bought tickets. And I bet you if he
wasn't a jerk off, somebody might have said something and
accommodated him and his family.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
So but he he was being a jerk off.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
And then he brings out this dude and this, I
hate when people use this as an excuse because you're
really throwing the kid under the bus. My son's autistic,
and he is really taking this hard. It's like, dude,
what are we doing? So you're using your kid as
a tool to try and get int the Hershey part. Already,
Dad's autistic, and he missed the deadline for the tickets
to be used. It exactly, And I guess he got

(26:36):
so much hate that a couple days later, I see
h he posts something on TikTok where he actually had
to apologize, and he's like, uh, you know, I was
in the heat of the moment. I said a lot
of things I shouldn't say, and I want to apologize that.
He pretty much apologized to Milton Hershey, the guy who
started the Hershey, the Hershey candy boy. I think we're

(26:59):
coming back to a place and I'm happy where you
could tell people to go pound sand And like, I
knew a guy his name was Rippy, and he used
to run a restaurant near here. Yeah, I knew this guy.
And there was people where they would they would eat
most of their food and come back and say, ah,
this was cold, this whatever, and the people would beat
the like disgruntle and they would go after the server,
and then the server will go get him. He'd come

(27:20):
out and say, get up and leave. He's like, well,
that's how we want. I just want to I just
want my meal to be compasating. No, no, I don't
want you to pay for anything at the table. I
want you and your family to get up, get out
of here. I'm gonna take care of the whole meal.
Don't even leave a tip. I'll tip the waiter, just
get out of here, and I hope that's where we
are now. Like hers, she's like, I'm not going to accommodate,
Like you're waiting for Hershey to bounce down and say

(27:41):
we're gonna open the park just for you and your family,
like vacation.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
You guys give ride all the rides, and we're not
there anymore.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
It's a kid working the box office booth, right, like
you know, making whatever, twelve bucks an hour, whatever he's doing,
and he's following the rules.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Yeah, it's an inspired ticket.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
It's your fault for not reading the ticket. But dude,
I worked for a guy to fire customers, and dude,
it was it was so much fun to watch. They
would come in and they would mouth off, and he goes,
get out of my store.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
I never want to see you in here again. Pretty much.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Put their picture up on the wall and look, you're
never allowed to shop here again. Customers always right. Customers
a jerk off, and I don't want him here anymore.
But you're right if you go in there and just
be like, damn man, like I just saw. Now they're expired.
Can we work out something, even if it's like half
price tickets? Yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure somebody could have

(28:31):
worked out something. But this guy was just being an
a hole, right, and so they shut him down. They're like, dude,
yeah no, and then you use your kid being autistic
as a weapon against us. He's chewing on a stick, yeah,
like dude, and he's showing his kids crying in the car,
and it's like, all right, dude, get out just a
good yeah. Why did the hershey b ip pray and
they didn't give it to him?

Speaker 3 (28:51):
Like good, go kick rocks. Look we get back man
with just.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
One luncher point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock stations, the
X Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
Damn, we just missed a bar fight, me and the family.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Oh I haven't seen a good bar fight a while.
I haven't either, but I could tell you I remember
when bar fights. I remember DJing in a place called
the Stern Light in when I was young.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
It's on the pike right, the Black Horse Pike.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Yeah yeah. We close up at six am, like and
again it was like the Star Wars Canteen. It's a bar.
Now every galaxy is that? Is that bleachers? It's closed
down now closed down? Boarded it? What's what?

Speaker 3 (29:42):
It's a Collegs Lakes right.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
Right near there. Yeah, the Black First Pike. You know,
so I remember seeing I remember the sound of like
hearing a fight, like when like it's not like boom pal,
it's like a against a face. It was like, man,
that was a fight. When you hear that sound, you
know exactly what it is. I remember I was at
a place is called Maynards, which is in Margate, and
we had an apartment right behind it, and.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
It was kids drinking.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Spilled out into the back alley and I watched a
kid get cracked over the head with a pool stick.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
Yeah, man, and it broke.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
You know how hard you have to get hit with
a pool stick to make it break. No one really
wins in a fight, like I never got, Like I'm
watching now and this is awesome. Is I'm watching fights
that are happening between Eagles fans that are Eagles fans
and Eagles fans in parking lots. Yeah, so what are
we doing? Well, dude, the best was this big melee
is happening behind this bar right and we're like, I

(30:44):
don't know. We're a college age and my one buddy,
he's smart, dude. All the bouncers are out breaking up
the fight. So he starts just grabbing cases of beer
and running it over to running it over to our apartment.
So over the break we have like a family party.
All the co has come over and and my cousin
has kids. They're friends with my kids, so he get along.
So he left them there for a couple of days.

(31:06):
So let's see, it's Saturday night with the party. So
it's Sunday, right is the Eagles Bills game is leaving
and we go to his place called Alicia's five Star
dive bar. But it's a nice place. I love a
dive bar, so we want I want to be like Roadhouse.
It's very similar. Yeah, what a shit can wire on
the stage and it's nice. And he got like an
eight dollar kids menu, which I love. I mean, you

(31:26):
can't find that anywhere. Eight dollars. The kids are eating.
So should you bring kids to a dive bar? I
don't know, but you sure know.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
And I shouldn't have brought somebody up.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
And I do that thing too, where if my kids
are off, I'll like me and the two kids will
go there with the only ones in the bar. Again,
I'm bringing my kids into a bar, but my dad
used to let me sit at the bar. That's pretty awesome, man,
that's old school.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
So now I don't tell my cousins what we're doing.
I say, hey, we're gonna grab some burgers and we
take them this place. So as we're walking in, there's
a guy with you know, the guy with the ripped
shirt and he's all sweaty and stuff. Well he's walking out.
Now I don't see it, but people like, oh my god,
they're bringing kids in there. Thank god they didn't see it.
My wife here is like, should we go in or

(32:05):
should we be pretty cool to see it? It would
be pretty cool. Yes, And I didn't think about bringing
to my kids for you know, to a bar. But
it was like how this happened. It's an Eagles fan
and a Bills fan. The game came down to, like,
didn't it come down to like one player, one kick? Yeah,
it was. They missed the two point conversion, so the
Eagles won. Is it that? Like? So all this anger
built up there? What is what is the reason of

(32:27):
fighting at the end? I don't understand, dude, I don't
get it. But anyway, we're walking in and you, dude,
when you watch those fights, in the stadiums, Like, dude,
you paid five hundred dollars for those tickets. Yeah, and
and like what are you doing. You're ruining, like you're
ruining your time and watching guys just get beat up.
They're throwing each other, they're pouring drinks on each other.
And now you have a license too. So wherever you

(32:49):
got those tickets, whoever's license that seat is like, they're
gonna throw you and them out. Doesn't make any sense.
But we're walking into the bar, the dive bar, and right,
probably not a great idea. Wasn't thinking clearly as a parent.
There was a I don't know, there was an Eagles game,
not to think there'll be a fight that happened. I
think it's probably awesome, but I'm like, man, I kind
of wanted my kids to see that go down. And

(33:09):
she said. I asked the waitress, It's like, well, how
how was the fight? Was it just some scoff? Was like, no,
it was it was guys fighting each other, like guys
were getting It makes you grow up pretty quick. It
was eighty six or eighty seven. My dad would take
part in a thing called Night in Venice, which was
a big deal in Ocean City. There's a boat parade
and it used to be at Nunting. Now it's during

(33:30):
the day because it used to get out of hand.
So my dad were on the boat and there's nineteen
eighty seven because I had something to do with the
eighty eight election, and so we were on the boat
and the boat in front of us are now throwing
the women off the boat into the water. Okay, right,
it's the eighties, dude, I'm sure they're all cooked up,

(33:52):
yeah and drunk.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
Right, So we get back to the dock.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
We like, people are picking up these women who are
now just thrown off the boat. So it was fun.
So we get back to the uh to the harbor
House where they had these awesome t shirts that have
said have your next affair at the Harbor House. This
the eighties were awesome, yes, some of the early nineties.
So we get back to the dock and I'm a kid,
I'm six or seven years old, and dude, just a

(34:19):
massive brawl breaks out on the dock. Dude. People boats
are smashing together, people are getting thrown in the water,
people are throwing punches, and my parents are just grabbing
me and trying to shelter me from it, and I'm like, no.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
I would have watched this awesome.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
I'm thinking, I'm thinking, how do I explain this to Mike.
I didn't even tell my cousin because they again, you know,
these sketchy places, these shady places that I'm taking his
kids do. But it was a part of me at
what did my kids to see what a full blown
bar fight look like like? Look, man, that was all
full fight. Those guys never hamble and you're it's never
a good fight. It's always like somebody's shirt getting pulled. Guy,

(34:57):
guy slips on a you know, a spilled drain. It's
never you never get to see real good punches. Yeah,
this woman said, man, it was pretty is bull blown
bar fight.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
Man, Sorry I missed that. Meanwhile, we'll take some kids menus.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Yeah, some monsticks please dollars. Look we get we get
back out. We'll not got some trash. This report is

(35:37):
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Speaker 3 (35:58):
There's some trash for you. Mickey Rourke.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Dude, over the weekend, I saw some pictures. You know,
once again, this is a guy who was a sex
symbol at one time, great actor, but just a weirdo.
It became a boxer in the midst of him being
a movie star. He's a rough looking dude. I was
watching iron Man two yesterday. Yeah. Yeah. He blames the boxing.

(36:24):
He boxed for like twelve years, and he blames that
for beating up his face. So he's done a bunch
of cosmetic surgery into his face and bad hair plugs,
everything like that. And he pulled his skin back so
his eyes are wide open. Yeah. Yeah, and really had
a comeback with the Wrestler. And then he got iron
Man two, and you really thought the guy was back
and he isn't. Apparently he's being evicted from his apartment.

(36:47):
Oh no. And pictures came out, dude, and it's with
him without his wig.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
Yeah, and he just looks, Oh.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Who would have thought I'd be in a better financial
position than Mickey or Yeah, dude, I had to come back.
Like people were rooting for him, like you want I
think you want a golden globe for the Wrestler.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
Like he was back.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
He was in a big Marvel movie, right, like one
of the bigger ones iron Man two, and just screwed
it all up. He's a weird dude. Paris Jackson, that's
Michael Jackson's daughter. She put on social media yesterday that
she's been six years sober.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
So congrats to Paris Jackson. Good looking girl, man.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
I mean they got out the money right, they're doing Okay,
family didn't take the money away. You don't hear much
about her, but that's cool. I mean, you're Michael Jackson's daughter.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
I'm pretty sure she's sitting on a good amount of
a dough.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
But are you, like, did they actually have the baby?
Do we know that's Michael Jackson's Is that the Okay?
He asked, does she look like Michael Jackson? She did?
Michael Jackson banger brought and then she popped out like
is she legit? If you have the blood of Michael
Jackson running through your veins or somebody come in here
like a like a like a like a back up

(38:00):
quarterback and finish the job. Okay, you're asking me, does
she look like Michael Jackson?

Speaker 3 (38:05):
Okay, the answer is no.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Okay, but if he raised her and it seems like
she had a good relationship with him, right, it's your father,
then it's her father. If you have the talent. Could
she moonwalk? That would be my question, I would answer
the moonalk. I think she has try music. I'm not
exactly sure, but I think she is a bit musical.
Share is doing podcasts now, so things are going well

(38:31):
for Share. She was the musical guest on SNL a
couple of weeks ago. I hate Share. Why Why do
I not like she politically that you don't align with her?
I love me some Share though. Gypsy's Tramps and Deeds.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
Come on now?

Speaker 1 (38:46):
Yeah, and you can't sing a lot of those songs,
you know. I don't think you can use Gypsy anymore.
And then she has a song called half Breed. You
can't use that anymore. Yeah, she went hard halfbreed about
share Share when she Hara went real hard in the seventies.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
I like this.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
So there's an actress named Ashley Kisdale. I think she
was one of these like Disney kids twenty years ago,
and so now she's growing up.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
She's like turning forty.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
She has kids, and she hangs out with a bunch
of other celebrity moms like Hillary Duff, Mandy Moore, and
Meghan Trainer and apparently they BULLI her. So now she
said she's done with the friend group because she gets
bullying buddy, Hillary Duff, Mandy Moore and Meghan Dramer, Megan Trader,
who are you bullying? You body? What was her song?

(39:35):
It's all about the bass? Right, Yeah, yeah, all about
the bass, No trouble. Candace Cameron Burr. That's the girl
from Full House, right, Kirk Cameron's sister. She was DJ
on Full House. She's gonna start a podcast. I guess
she has a podcast, but now she has a new
co host.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
Okay, it's a girl from the Bachelor. That's her co host.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Yeah, Maddy Pruett is going to be the new co
host with Candace Cameron Burr on the Candace Cameron Burr Podcast. Well,
her and her brother like they're wearing the God is
it like your way right wing Christian? Yes, I know,
because I sent them money. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
Her brother is super, super super Christian.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
She you know, I mean, she's cool. Look, she she
hosted the View for a while. She had that Full
House redo on Netflix that lasted, you know, five or
six seasons. What was his best friend's damn on Full House?
Boner No, no, no, no, no, no, no, growing things, you mean,
growing pains, yeah, yeah, growing pains. Yeah it was bone
owner ye, son of Chekhov from Star Trek and he

(40:44):
killed himself.

Speaker 3 (40:45):
Geez, you went deep yep. Okay, so this is great.
I love when this happens.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
The guy that got arrested from Venezuela. When he was arrested,
they took a picture of him in the helicopter and
he's wearing a Nike track suit. Nike is seen a
surge in that track suit. I'll buy it.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
Are buying the track suit?

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Who hands him a Nike track suit?

Speaker 3 (41:09):
Or was he in it?

Speaker 1 (41:09):
I guess he was in it. It's one hundred and
forty dollars. If you want to buy the set, there
you go. Some trash for you, brighten your home or Hey,
good mornings the XL. Hello, it was happening. Hello, not much.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
Happy New Year a couple of days old, but.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Right it should be done by now, right, is that it? Yeah?
You don't say happy New Year?

Speaker 3 (41:38):
Yeah, okay, yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
You can to say hey, what's up? What? Happy new
Year to both these guys. Hopefully this is the best
year you get radio career.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
Great, cool, that's not why you called what do you want?

Speaker 1 (41:48):
What do you want?

Speaker 2 (41:49):
Bo?

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Since it's nothing to give away, cannot be put on
the waiting list you want.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
To put on the for the next prize coming up?

Speaker 1 (41:58):
Yes, yes, now I don't. Now, once again we have
you on the phone, disguiser, so I know that you
work in the sanitation business.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
Can I tell you that I.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
Got a real problem with because you guys are I
guess what are you?

Speaker 3 (42:19):
County owned?

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Yea. Now there's there there's a place, uh that I'm
I'm doing some work at and it's they have it's
privatized the trash pickup and they suck yours.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
They left they left half my trash the other day.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
Oh no, c you know what you're talking about. I'm
not saying let's all right, but it's privatized. And and dude,
I'm watching the guy literally, I'm watching him. He takes
two of the cans, puts it in the trash can,
and then leaves the other two. Now are they picking
it up or that they have the crane that comes
out the side of it picking it up? Picking it up?

Speaker 3 (42:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (42:58):
Yeah? Was it too heavy?

Speaker 3 (42:59):
Are you not allowed to do multiple?

Speaker 1 (43:01):
Multiple? Picked up? That's right, dude, this guy knows what
he's doing. And you throw a rock at this guy
and say whoa, whoa dude. So the best is the
guy drives away and I turned to my wife and
I go, he left half the trash. Yeah, And she goes, well,
go grabbl I go, yeah, they're not going to turn

(43:21):
around and make the trash. You grab that jerk off
by the call. You pull them off the back of
the truck and say listen here hammer, take the rest
of this trash. And look, I'm the guy too. Man.
If I put a lot of stuff out, I'll go
out there and throw him twenty bucks and be like, hey, man,
I appreciate you doing it, but this was like just
regular trash and he left half of it. That's lazy.

(43:42):
Those private people, man, they don't care. But I know
that I use your company at my other house, and
you guys, even though you do the stupid trash can
rule where everything has to be in the trash can,
you usually pick it up.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
Without a problem.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
We have of trash. Well, thank you for being a
kid A good soldier in the workforce community. Is that
their tagline where the rambo of tracks on the side
of their truck.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
They were the you guys wear the reds.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
The red scarf around your head.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
Okay, all right, I get what you did that right,
thank you?

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Okay, all right, good talk, Happy new Year, thank you,
Happy New Year for me?

Speaker 3 (44:21):
Yeah, okay, bye.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
We are the ZXL Boys show Why not You Point
seven z XL, South Jersey's rock station streaming on the
iHeart Radio app.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
I'm glad to be back too. First, we're back from vacation.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
Yeah, so, uh, why don't you make it a good
New year by going to the iHeartRadio app and searching
w z XL take us anywhere. Uh. It's my wife
sick entire Christmas vacation. She's like besides herself, like ruined
the whole vacation for her, Like I got stuff done.
Luckily I sidestepped it, uh and didn't get sick. But

(45:00):
she was down for the count. So one day I
was like, hey, I'll get you anything you want, right, like,
like you know, something to eat? And I thought, awful.
She was having a real rough day, like her last supper.
That yeah, what can make me happy? So she shout
out to Freddy Jay's up in May's Landing. She's like, hey,
if you can get this, this and this from there,

(45:23):
nice And I said Yeah. So I shoot up there
and I'm sitting at the bar waiting for the takeout,
and it's pretty empty. There's only like another couple there.
There's two couples, but they're together, and I can't stop looking.
And I'm doing that thing where like I'm by myself,

(45:45):
I'm waiting for the takeout, I'm sipping on a beer,
but I keep looking over at these two couples and
they can't be much older than me. I'm gonna say
the guy was in his early forties maybe mid forties,
had a two pay Hmmm, Like that's an that's an
old guy thing. Yeah, who in their who in their

(46:07):
early forties is still supporting a two pay? No, I
think he shaved the head. Okay, I'll ask you what
was his physical like, what what he looked like?

Speaker 3 (46:15):
What was his Was he in good shape? Not good shape?

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Uh? I mean not he's all a shape, not awful,
not great, just kind of you know, he's middle aged man.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
Because I feel like if you're going to and.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Again I don't know, I see guys are a ball
all the time, like when you're gonna if it's going
except it's just acceptable thing now, dude, it makes it
better if you're in better shape. Like if I like,
I'm looking now to see if I'm starting to fit
in and I'm not so far, I think I'm okay.
I for you going in the back, because I'll do
I'll be honest, dude. The other day I was at

(46:49):
ACME and I dude, these security cameras. The guy like
comes over because it said I didn't scan something, but
I did, And so he comes over and he changed
that a lot. He checks the receipt and he's like, he's, oh, yeah,
you're good. He goes whatever, and but the problem is
there's a little computer screen and it shows you scanning,
but it does it from the top, so it shows

(47:11):
my bald spot. I even said to the guy, go, dude,
you got to get better cameras, bro, like you like
like I hate that, Like now, I just now now
it ruined my day because I'm just looking at.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
My bald spot.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
And you know, like if I start to bald, then
I have to and I'm gonna clip the hair. I'm
gonna go bald that I'm right on steroids and whatever
shot I have to get to drop about fifty to
fifty pounds because you could pull the bald thing off.
But you gotta be got in good shape, man, you
gotta be stone cold stall. I know a guy amaze
in great shape, but he's bald, but you don't think
about the baldness because he's in great shape.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
But dude, it shocked me.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
I'm looking at dude and I'm doing that like I'm
awkwardly staring at the guy because I'm like trying to
break it down. I'm like, it's definitely a two pay
because you can always tell because the top and the
back are always longer than the side. So it was
a bad two pay. Then yeah, hair had to be
And I'm like, dude, you're in your like and then

(48:02):
I'm like maybe, I like, do you have cancer? But
then I'm like, nah, he's a little too chubby to
have cancer. And I'm like, man, like a dude like
a to pay in your forties, I'm gonna I'm in
twenty twenty six, I'm gonna guess that maybe he's back
in the dating game. No, you had abroad with him, man,
but was that a wife? Like, like my wife would

(48:23):
accept the fact because you know, if you're in a
shed in the sorry, bro, if you're a chicken in
your early forties, you want a guy with you're not
gonna yeah, Like I remember growing up, my my mom's
best friend started dating a guy and they would come
down to our shorehouse and stay over for a weekend
or two in the summer, and she would have to
warn us. She's like, hey, I just wanted you like

(48:44):
you know that. My I think it was her husband
at the time. She goes, my husband, where's a two penn? Okay,
so it's no. If you see if you see the
two pey like sitting on the counter, like, you would
think it's a rat like She's like, or you would
see him and be like taking a back. She's like, yeah,
he wears a two pey, but that's an old guy thing. Yeah.

(49:06):
See this is this is odd too. And I have
two friends that do it and they die. And my
wife asked if I wanted to dye my hair. I
said no, but if my hair is like, if my
hair isn't like, if I don't put any type of products,
if I don't gel it off a little hair spray
and fix it, it looks really super gray. It looks
gray and a dry and I get that. And she
likes to gray, so I'm like, no, I don't want
to dye my hair, but I know guys should do it.

(49:28):
And they're about my age and they're jet black, and
I'm like black and they and they do their they
do their their their beard too, beards, dude, And it's like,
but you have the skin of like an almost fifty
year old you do it's jet black. It wasn't even
jet black when you were twenty something. It looks like
hook Hogan when he's in the nWo it does.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
That's exactly what this kind looks like.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
And I'm like wow. So yeah, but I'm like and honestly, man,
I'm like I'm I'm shaking my head like I wanted
to grab the bartender and be like that is a
two pay, right, Like you're in your early forties and
you got a two bad?

Speaker 3 (50:01):
Like I wouldn't even know where to go get a
two bad.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
Yeah, it does sound like something that happened years ago,
like Morey from Goodfellas. Yeah jump, yeah was that number
five five five ones? Who won to or something? And
it didn't come off? So yeah, Like it's not a
thing for you, not a thing that's that's that's not
a young man's game. A two pay. Like I'm gonna say,
anybody under the age of seventy five can pull off

(50:26):
being bald. Yeah, even back then it looks silly, but
we just accepted that.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
Yeah silly. Yeah, that's yeah. Guys that listen.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
I know guys in their twenties that were losing their hair,
which is what it happens. Like, fine, it happens, but
like that, Like and now there's like movie stars that
you know they have have done the look right.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
So but a to pay in your.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
Early forties, Wow, take that, take that four one money
and go get yourself some plugs. Man, dude is reah
Like the plugs are good now, Like you watch these
hot like Matthew McConaughey's a perfect example. Dude was bald
in the late nineties and now has just a mane
of hair. Yeah, Joe buck Man, I mean that camera's
right up on his face to start those games. You

(51:08):
can see your hair looks fine. Elon Musk said, he's like, listen,
I'm on TV. I gotta look good.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
Elon Musk is another guy plugged up.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
You know. Once again, it's it's pricey. It's like having
fake teu. It's pricey.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
But it can be done.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Yeah. You see, I don't know. You lay down with
a guy and before he lays down with it, he
takes his hes, got to take his day off.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
It's like and then it's gonna look weird because it's.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
Bald on the top, but that that hair comes around
like a science teacher. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
Yeah, Like the giveaway is the back and the top.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
Put a hat on. Man. Look we we get back. Man,
We'll do a think on you.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
You think you've got it bad? I mean, this is creepy.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
So I guess a girl that was like a Disney star,
a Nickelodeon star, she was like a kids star. The
day she turned eight Team Piper Rock girl is her name,
I guess. Okay, No, I think she was an actor,
but she was also a teen influencer. They called she

(52:12):
turned eighteen and she did only fans the day she
turned eighteen. Yeah, here come the creeps man. The first
day brought in two point three million dollars. It's pretty good.
But that was like to catch me outside girl. Yeah,
she jumped in the only fans and made like six
million in the first day. Yeah. You get in, you
get out, and that's it. Yeah. I think the catch

(52:33):
me outside girls. She didn't even do like real nudity.
She just puts up pictures like her in like a bikini.
Do you know who is on it? And she claims
it saved their life because she was broke, like about
the Loser House. Was the girl Adriana from the Sopranos,
Oh wow, she was like she was about the you know, acting.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
Roles that dried up.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
She was about the Loser House and she jumped on OnlyFans. Wow,
doesn't do any nudity, just puts up like sexy pictures.
She's like, it changed my life. She's like, I was
able to get out of debt, you know.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
Back she's getting acting jobs again. I get it.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
I get so because she wasn't a main character, like
who knows what she made on the Sopranos well, and
she was in Sons of Anarchy. I mean she she
never you know, was an a lister, but I mean
she she had a career, but I guess pissed the
money away.

Speaker 3 (53:23):
And so now I think her.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
I think her and Carmen Electra team up on only
fans to put stuff up there. Monogamy doesn't rank high
throughout the Animal Kingdom. While human beings are up there
when it comes to a single partner couple, we aren't
the kings of the beasts in that category.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
A new study has found that humans.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
Fall above mirror cats and below beavers when it comes
to rates of monogamy, and we've come closest to the
monogamy rate of the white handed gibbon.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
I don't know what that is.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
So yeah, animals, like the band.

Speaker 3 (53:59):
There is want to animal.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
I think it's penguins where I think they they once
they hook.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
Up, they're there for life.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
Oh they're stuck with that one.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
That one.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
But like you talk about like monkeys or like lions
and tigers, like they just bang, dude bang, no love there,
Like you don't see him cuddling up afterwards. A.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
No, no, I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
No, no. And I'm like, I'm pretty sure they're like
basketball players where they just bail out. Uh. A Mercer Island,
Washington couple recently answered their door fully expecting to see
a door dash driver with their Chipotle delivery. Instead, they
found their burrito being delivered by police officers on Friday evening.

(54:42):
Officers pulled over uh a door dasher, but discovered he
had an outstanding Warren not wanting delivery food to be spoiled.
The officers actually delivered the food that the people's door,
and the driver was taking the jail. It's like when
they give you the pizza. You know, guy gets this
car taken away, there's a pizzahad to be delivered, the
cops show up with it. Yeah, dude, it was fun

(55:04):
over the holidays. My wife we called it Christmas aids.
She was super ill. Everyone was sick. Right, the door
dashing got out of control and I was like, I
was like, we gotta shut this down. I was like,
we're paying you. You pay way too much the door
dash this stuff. I mean, we're door dashing McDonald's. We're

(55:27):
door dashing Chinese food there. There's probably about a thirty
percent markup on it. I gotta believe, right, Like I'm like,
I'm like, uh like, we gotta cut the we gotta
cut this this out, like we can't. Like, I'd much
rather get in the car and just go pick it
up for yeah, than door And sometimes they wait till
I go to bed, and yeah, there's sneaky come around

(55:49):
back and don't knock on the door. You know how
you sneak food sometimes. YE like, yeah, she's doing that
to me. She's like yeah, they're like shoving the McDonald's
bags in the.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
Trash can so I can't see them.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
We did it over the week. I thought it was
I thought they delivered it. The place delivered. We got
Thai food from this place, and I think I think
it was door dash because it was just sitting there
on the step, like there was no knock, there was
no transaction at all. I just sits there. I don't
like that at all, because that's food to say. You
have a squirrel, a raccoon, a dog that runs up. Yeah,

(56:21):
well that dude, I told you. Somebody got Dominoes or
somebody got Dominoes delivered. It was like the afternoon on
a Tuesday and I opened up my door and there's
just Domino's pizza sitting on the porch and I'm like,
oh my god, this is a gift from God. Did
you yeah, did you manifest that?

Speaker 2 (56:41):
Well?

Speaker 1 (56:41):
Yes, it was on my vision board. So I go
and I look, it's the wrong address.

Speaker 3 (56:47):
Yeah, so hear him.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Here am I in my car with someone else's Dominoes
driving around my neighborhood looking for this house, and I like,
I have to knock on the door and be like, hey,
do you guys are dominoes? Now that person is like
did that guy touch my dominoes? Right? Yeah? Like and
I'm like, hey, like I was was a kid. It
was like he was ordering dominoes after school and I'm like, hey, man,

(57:09):
like they delivered it to my house. I have no
idea how long it was sitting on my porches. Looks
a lot like that show where they intercept the predator.
Because you're showing up to the kid's house. We have
pizza because a middle aged man did say, have a
seat over there. If I'm the parents and I see
that on the rate camera, don't open the door, Johnny.

Speaker 3 (57:28):
There you go. Those people they have a bed, You
not so much.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
Why don't two point seven THEXL South Jersey's rock station
ZXL Morning Show. So, I uh, I always wondered about this.
So I was gambling over the break with my brother
and mom were at Philly Philly Live out there playing
cra family bonding. Saturday morning, seven oh five, I text
my brother be ready in fifteen minutes. He's like, Mom's coming.
I know. Somehow she went into like the photo booth

(58:02):
and came out like Superman, totally dressed and like, yeah, perfew,
you know, nice purse, you got a nice sweater on everything. All.
I'd say it's a day out. When I'm here, and
when I'm at Borgatta we're playing Crabs, I always make
a joke about getting a free buffet, right because I
love the buffets the casino, and I made a joke
last time we were there. I did, and they end
up companience me and me and my buddy. What's thirty

(58:25):
five forty bucks? Now thirty bucks is not been and
were God has a good one, Like it's like real meat.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
And everything else, you know, prime rib style.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
Yeah, guys, a little bit classier than the Going and Corral.
You know they don't have a chocolate fountain to dip
your face. Should Yeah, yeah, mister Borgotta, you should. I'm
at Philly Live, We're playing Crabs, and I make the joke.
I'm like, y'all need a buffet, right. So I always
wondered why they don't have a buffet in Philly, And
I think I realized why. God pretty much told me.
So everyone at the crash table starts laughing. We can't

(58:54):
do a buffet here, and then they start making a
cop what's that the the what is that card that
they give for people that need like a welfare car?
What's it called the Snap or whatever Snap benefits? They
start making a joke. Now ever, went the tables laughing like, ah,
we'd have to accept the snap cards. Ha ha ha ha.
Then one guy says, man, we can't do a buffet,

(59:16):
nobody would leave. True, And I.

Speaker 3 (59:18):
Start to think about that. I was like, you're exactly right.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
The clientele that would come in here, you might get
homeless guys walking on a buffet. They would, they would,
they would sit the whole day at the buffet. I've
been in Live up in South Philly maybe two or
three times, and I think they only have a food court.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
That's it. Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 1 (59:39):
Yeah, Yeah, we're walking out. They got like a cheese
steak place at a pizza place, and like, huhn. I
thought about it. You're right if you did it in
a place where people were gambling.

Speaker 3 (59:48):
You know, the clientele that comes in there. If you're
on EBT or SNAP, maybe you shouldn't be gambling.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
Sure you shouldn't. Yeah, there's no way you should be
able to get a credit to a cashier for your
snap card. But then you gonna joke about it. I
realize that you're right. It seems a little bit different
than Atlantic City, Like I don't know, you can there's
a class to Atlantic City at.

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
Certain times, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Okay, that's a stretch.

Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
Like I go to Borgatta.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
You're not near the boardwalk where people can just stumble in,
like I see people walking over there the other one.
But I'm like, yeah, okay, I get it. You're right
as a person walking off the street for thirty dollars,
you would sit there all day and just munch off
the buffet. I mean, I guess, yeah, yeah, But you're said,
arenthur rules to a buffet, like once you cross a
certain line, you can't you're not allowed back. Well, there

(01:00:32):
should be yeah, yeah, and I mean selling an old
day thing like you sit down and then once you're done,
you're done. They should have a counter like a little clock,
like when you're playing chess, you hit the button.

Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
I don't know, thirty minutes you're up, get out of
the buffet.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
But I'm like, yeah, man, I get it. Very funny
comedian Jim Florentine did a sketch like a sketch show
back in the early two thousands, and he went to
like a Chinese buffet and him and his buddies pulled
chairs up to the actual a buffet and started eating
out of the pants. Uh huh, Like, well it's all free,

(01:01:05):
right They had a problem with that, I'd imagine, Yeah,
well I didn't get a buffet at Philly Live. They
don't have it. No, no, no, everybody, thanks for calls today.
They got to go to Celebrits for that. Yeah, so
what's Where's celebrity? Celebrities is an unbelievable pizza place that
is in the same shopping center as Chicken and Pizza
in South Philip I know exactly where you're talking about. Then,
right across the street is a great bar called Filladium. Okay,

(01:01:28):
I'm a buffet fan. I don't know, I just am,
I really am. I I like the buet with you,
like I like the I don't know. I could get
scrambled egg, I could get bacon, and I could get
prime rib. Like, come on, man, all together, everybody, stay
right there, we cook all that rock block for you.
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through where you're crying.

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
You bring on the rim ring, stop shout and stop
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Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
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Keep on smiling. I'm smiling. Dropping it out, man, I
know you guys are all my love looking at me.
Guys on my way to work the rings shoot a guy? Yeah,
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we're rocking.

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
Hey, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
You guys are the back. How you do y'all? Keep
me laughing? Then you guys are great? Good morning guys.

Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
Let it Oh god, is it my radio? Or are
you only broadcasting?

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