TUESDAY 10-08-24

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Wake Up, Wake Up.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
In a world of dull, mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand above all the rest.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
And this show.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Isn't it?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Man, what's happening my wife?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
The other night? I don't know how you can do this,
especially in the world that we live in now with
the phones.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
I was it was Friday night.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Man, I was starting to like doze off, so it
was actually it's kind of good. She We're watching something
on TV and I'm starting to doze off. It's like
ten o'clock. She goes to me and she's like, ah,
I gotta take a phone call, like okay, and I
fall asleep. I wake up at two thirty. So it's

(01:28):
ten o'clock. So I wake up two thirty. She's still
on the phone. It's a long time to talk to somebody. Yeah,
I don't think I have the patience. I don't, but yeah,
like my arm hurts when I have to talk on
the phone too long. Did they have like drinks? Is
like you put your friend on speaker. It's like hanging
out with them and it was some drama. Oh yeah,

(01:51):
but it was. But still even with drama, yeah, I
could get like almost five hours on the phone.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
I could get through drama about it. I don't know,
twenty minutes. This is what he said, is what she said,
that's what he did, like he did, and that's it.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Let's roll. I did that thing where I woke up,
you know, because we were watching something in bed shakes
the phone call and uh, and I fall asleep. I
wake up in bed two thirty in the morning. There's
no one there, so I'm like, okay. So I thought maybe,
like I was snoring, and we have a couch in
our bedroom, so I thought maybe she went over to

(02:22):
the couch, which she'll do from time to time, or
maybe she high tailed it, you know, downstairs. Yeah, so
I walk over and uh, and I looked down to
our family room and there she is, still on the
phone at two thirty in the morning. What time does
she finally wrap it up? Well, that's the thing. So
now she's all wired up at two thirty in the morning.
Now I'm up too, So I'm like, okay, So now

(02:43):
she's all wired up. She didn't get to bed till
like five thirty.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
That's not even night, that's the next that's yeah, yeah,
And I felt bad.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
For her, but I'm like, well that's what you get
for talking on the phone for five.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
Hours, Like it couldn't wait till the morning time, Like, hey, listen,
we'll chat.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
About I'll give you a call in the morning. Watch
out a little bit while I'm doing some laundry. I'm like,
I'm like, why I can't it got so okay, it
got so bad her phone died and then she had
to go use my phone.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Jesus, that's how long the phone call.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Everybody.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Tuesday, we'll get to that. We're gonna find his are
gonna find his XO work for some boy that they took.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yes, Markie Ramone is coming to the Tropicana. He's throwing
a Christmas punk party and we'll have tickets for you
coming up just a little bit.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
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Speaker 3 (03:30):
Everybody, do it live.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
I can go all right it and we'll do it
live and things sucks.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
I'm scotty. Good morning.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Here's some news for us on a tow to Taco,
Taco to Taco Tuesday Yeah. A thirty three year old
man was arrested yesterday following an arms standoff with police
while his children were in the home. Shortly after, he
assaulted and threatened and a woman at the same residence
in Atlantic City. Jamal Bruce was charged with aggravated assault,

(04:06):
terroristic threats, and weapons offenses after surrendering Cape may Now's
Atlantic City Beautiful Road Here Beautiful Downtown Atlantic City. American
water Works, a supplier of drinking water and wastewater services
to more than fourteen million people, on Monday said hackers
had breached its computer networks and systems, prompting it to
pause billing the customers. The Canada, New Jersey based utility

(04:30):
became aware of the unauthorized activity and last week actually
and took protective steps, including shutting down certain systems. American
Waterworks stated in a filing the company does not believe
the facilities or operations were impacted by the cybersecurity incident,
but it's currently unable to predict the full impact. Florida's

(04:51):
Gulf Coast is bracing. I guess today is going to
be the impact of that hurricane Milton wins are expected
and massive storm surges which could bring destruction to areas
already reeling from Aleen, which was just twelve days ago.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
Yeah, this is a this is a big one, man.
I think like one hundred and seventy five mile an
hour winds. Like he's going to destroy everything in its way.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
They're saying, it's like the first storm to kind of
hit directly at Tampa Bay since like nineteen twenty. Yeah,
remember that fat frame when we went to spring training.
The guy spilled tacos all over himself. Yeah, he had
what do you call that because he had a like
he had a big belly. But then he had that
pouch between the gun to gun. Yeah, he had a
gun and he kept spilling fish tacos into his gun.

(05:34):
Yeah it's good your wife, dude, I've never seen your
wife look more disgusted. She's a human being. Yeah, look
at yeah, dude, she was sitting there staring at this
guy devouring fish tacos and they're falling into his gun.
And I'm watching your wife and she's just in disgust.
Because we're in a nice resort by the pool. He's
got like the sweatpant things like a gym. It looks
like an old gym teacher. Well anyway, yeah, his house

(05:56):
is like right in the middle of it.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
Oh yeah, he has a house.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
He's a renter. Come on now, be silly. That's news.
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Speaker 1 (08:05):
I knew this was going to happen. Oh no Friday.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
Oh no, is right, man, because I don't want to
be this parent, and I'm going to be very careful
on what my wife and I decide to do. So
we're not becoming these parents where our entire weekend is
taken over by sports. And I'm sorry if you're that parent,
We're now we're not those parents.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Dude. It sucks. It's it's it's it's too much much,
too much. Many is like and and the and the parents,
and the problem is you get sometimes you get dads,
not as not as much moms.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Sometimes it's moms.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
The dads are way into it more than the kids are.
The kid man, Yeah, so they have a heart on
for it more than the kids do.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
Like high school football, Like, I'm sorry, dad, you weren't
very good, but now you're pushing your kid because you
wanted to be the star kid on the high school
football team.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
That's that's you. Then that's fine, but that's that's not
who we are. And we we have our buddy heavy
Handed Dennis. His kid is lighting it up for Saint Augustine. Yes, right,
Dennis was an awful football player. Well I don't know that.
I don't know. I don't know what either, but I
guarantee it he was probably a crappy football player who
never made it. Well, the thing is he's you know,

(09:16):
he's a loser. He'll send his pictures. He's always out there.
You know, his life now is taking his kid around
because his kid doesn't drive yet, is to take his
kid around the football. But his kid kid seems to
be smoking it out there on the field for Sant Augustine.
So good for you know, heavy Handed Dennis practice. Probably
after school bus brings him home, he goes out to
the football games.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
That's fine.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
That was a thing, man. Yeah, Like I played sports,
but like my parents never showed up. I had to
find my way there and home. I tried high school football.
I think it was one Thanksgiving game that my mom
showed up to. My dad never showed up to anything. Right,
They're like they certainly didn't support but even baseball. I
rode my bike, did the practice bike to the game,

(09:56):
and it was a thing like me and my friends
would meet. We'd all ride our bikes to the game, right,
throw our bikes down, play the game, and then ride
our bikes home. Parents like, how'd you do? Eh? We won? Oh,
nice job, and that's it, and he sat down. You
had dinner. So Friday night we go to this soccer thing.
The neighbor's kid has a birthday party at soccer. He's
way into soccer, and don't you know, both my kids

(10:17):
now have a little interest in soccer. One guy, he's like, ay,
I did pretty good. He's like, yeah, you did good.
You're skinny, you're fast, you did Okay, you kicked the ball.
Now I got my seven year old. Now he says,
he's in the corner just kind of kicking the ball
against the wall. He's kind of into it. And I'm like, no, no, no,
here's what's ball down, dude, get in that room and
go have some pizza and forget about soccer. Almost all
my kids did soccer. And here's what sucks about it.

(10:41):
They have these like eight am games in the fall.
So no, no, I'm gonna tell you what's the worst part
about it. It's I can get waking up early and
getting him to the field, but the field is wet
from the dew. So now your feet are freezing cold
standing in this wet grass at eight fifteen in the morning. Yeah, hey,

(11:03):
the night before, let's mow the lawn. So now it's
wet cold, and now I got grassed on my ankles.
Well yeah, I'm like, I'm talking to the parents, like,
don't you want to do this? I say no, I don't.
I wake up, I have coffee. Do I enjoy my studies?
Now they have like this wreck soccer. It's like two
practices in a game on the weekend. I told my
wife was like, that's where we will live. And that's
as far as we take it. I don't care if

(11:23):
he loves the team and he's fantastic and he wants
to do travel, We're not traveling anywhere.

Speaker 4 (11:28):
We're gonna travel up the road. We're gonna play a
game and we'll travel back. That's as far as our
soccer career is gonna go.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Yeah, I mean, unless you like, put a kid in
sports like Tiger Woods dad did when he was like two,
and he's out there like, you know, hitting golf balls,
you know, or like Andre Agassi's dad, you know. Imagine
how Tiger Woods's dad and we never get a Tiger
Woods because I'm too lazy to take him to golfing practice.
Imagine the great athletes we would have missed out on
if I was there. Find Joe Montana here I am,

(11:54):
I'm mister Montana. I'm like, come on, Joe, man, let's
go do something else. I'm watching college football on Saturday.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
Joey, it's win night.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Yeah, I gotta go out with my friends. I can't
take it to practice. Yeah. So they're like, we might
want to try soccer. I told you I was at
a hotel a couple weekends ago and there was a
hockey tournament, and I'm watching these hockey parents, man, and
I'm like, I can't imagine what this is costing you.
I can't imagine what this what all this nonsense is

(12:24):
costing you. And your kid is not going to be
the next Gretzky. It's not going to be the next Messier.
You know, maybe maybe at best your kids a Peter Zezel.
I watched my I watched my neighbors pack up. Man,
they're going to Connecticut for hockey and the full hockey gear.
Why do you have to go to Connecticut for hockey?
There's no players down here. You can play hockey versus
in the lake, right Yeah? Poor guy, dude, I'm cleaning

(12:50):
my garage of five thirty. He's this miserable packing of stuff.
I'm like, hey, how's it going the Connecticut?

Speaker 5 (12:55):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (12:55):
No, kid, student, that's what these people were. This was
in Dela. They'd go to Delaware. People up and down
the Northeast have to go to Delaware for a hockey too.
It's like this tennis my wife with my kid, and
like he kind of likes it a little bit, but
it's Saturday at three o'clock and I'm like, I'm sorry,
but but I'm gonna tell you cause I'm a big
tennis player growing up. He likes it. Man.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
And here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
It's cheap other than other than if you try and
get into like a club, it's it's a pretty cheap thing.
You buy him a racket. You have to invest in
a couple of tennis balls and he can kind of
that's it. Like, dude, you're good. Like every community has
like tennis courts. Yeah, we got him a racket. We
got him a headband and wristbands, all done exactly. I

(13:41):
was like, listen, man, they call that out. You throw
your racket a few other plays. That's how you play tennis.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
Look, we'll get back.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Well, I got some rock bas Jojo Scott rock. Here's
some rock news. This is not very rocky. I'll be honest.
H Sissy Houston, you know who that is. Oh, a
girl died in the club the bathtub. Whitney Whitney, the girl, Yeah,

(14:08):
the woman, the great Whitney Houston. Her mother, Sissy Houston,
died yesterday at the age of ninety one. She was
a backup singer for Elvis Presley and Jimmi Hendrix. About that,
I did not know that. Uh so she she a
Jersey gal Sissy, like I said, she was suffering from
Alzheimer's disease. She was ninety one years old, so I

(14:28):
guess she had. She had one hit that was like
a solo hit.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
She did a cover of.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Jes It wasn't even original. It was a cover. No,
I think it was a cover of Be My Baby.
So Whitney Houston by far was more talented. Yeah, well
we have more hit. The reason that we got Whitney
Houston was because Sissy pushed Whitney to be what she
ended up becoming. Well Kardashian mom like that. So yeah, yeah,
pretty much. But I mean she look she sang on

(15:01):
some big songs. She sang on records with Otis Redding,
Wilson Pickett, The Drifters, Dust the Springfield. She sang with
David Bowie, Paul Simon. She had some friends Linda Ronstadt.
So I mean, she had a pretty successful career. But
of course, you know, you know, I guess her biggest
claim to fame is that she's the mother of Whitney Houston.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
Did she give Bobby Brown his blessing her blessing when
they were gonna get married.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
She actually was the backup singer on My Progative. Ozzy Osbourne, that's.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
A lie, you made that.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Ozzy Osbourne as he was being interviewed and he said that,
he was asked if he's completely sober now He's going
through a lot of health as uses suffering Parkinson's and
he has back issues, and he's old and he's Ozzy,
so asked if he was completely sober. He did come
out and said he does smoke pot from the time

(16:00):
for his pain. So he doesn't do anything else. He said,
I just smoke pot. California is sober, the California So
he said. He thanks Sharon, his wife, for making sure
that he doesn't do any harder drugs or start drinking again.
So and she said, even when she finds his pot,
she throws it away. Oh my, yeah, when she raids

(16:20):
his room. Let's see here, Kiss, I know you're a
big Kiss fan. Kiss is currently working on a five
part documentary about their farewell tour. While Stanley revealed the
news in a social media post, I guess his wife
was being interviewed for the series. The End of the
Road tour kicked off January thirty, first of twenty nineteen.

(16:43):
Then COVID happened, so it just wrapped up last year.
So Kiss is going to get a documentary. They're never
going away. You're never not gonna happen. No, twenty twenty seven,
we're going to get a Kiss Avatar tour. They're back,
so his cartoons will be touring and I'm not making
that up.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
That's real.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
By the way, Kiss Avatars will be touring in twenty
twenty seven. And now we're going to get a five
part documentary? Do we need five parts?

Speaker 5 (17:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Right? Like too?

Speaker 3 (17:11):
I don't know, I mean, what what?

Speaker 1 (17:13):
What?

Speaker 3 (17:13):
What's going?

Speaker 4 (17:14):
Like? What?

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Why do I need five parts? It's not the Menendez trial.
You couldn't fit in four parts that they had to
do a fifth. Oh, and I bet you that fifth
ends with to be continuous like every special episode we
grew up in the eighties, it was like a half hour.
You're like, oh my god, where's it gonna go, dude,
to be continued. I'm a big Kiss fan, but I
do shake my head at times and they go like,
what the god, juck, what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (17:36):
Just go retire.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
You're in your mid seventies, Just go have a like,
enjoy the rest of your life. I was blessed enough
to see them live. You saw the worst Kiss concert
I ever saw. I actually was embarrassed that I brought
you to that one Kiss concert. It was so bad
I saw. Yeah, I got to see embarrassing there. You
want her to feel like I'm pushing her out the door,

(18:00):
but I'm pushing her out the door. So my oldest daughter,
she's she's moving out on her own, right, She had
moved out on her own for a couple of years
and then came back for this last year to kind
of like figure stuff out, save some money, right, yeah,
what are you doing with the room? You got a
plan yet? Oh? Yeah, yeah you do, right, yep? Yeah,

(18:21):
oh dude, you got a plan. It's it's gonna be
our gym. Ever your parent does. We can't wait for
you to leave. That room is going to be something
other than you living in it. The day so I
think she moves in November one. I'll help you, dude,
just so November one half day, so noon at November one,
I'll be shampooing the carpets, right, uh, clean up the room,

(18:42):
do whatever whatever mess she left. And uh yeah, I
got a weight bench going in there, an elliptical machine,
an exercise bike, a yoga pad, and a seventy five
inch TV that kind of works.

Speaker 4 (18:54):
I like, how you have you and your wife and
now you'll just have little man and what do you have?
Six bedrooms?

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Three hand fast.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
It's we talked about downside.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Yeah you probably should. Your hating bills will be a
lot cheaper. We downsize, they can't come back. Well that's
the other thing too, is is you know that that
thing is like hey, once I do this because I've
done this. We've been through this a couple of times
where like I've made that room into a room that
I like, and then it's like we gonna come back,

(19:22):
and I'm like, ah, so now it's a and and
and like it's it's never like, well, you can just
stay in the room the way we have it.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
No, you're gonna have my stuff, take down the instinct poster.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
Yeah, so so yeah, so so it's gonna be a uh,
it's a a a little gym room, right. But I
once again, so she's moving out November one, so it's
it's what three weeks, right? So am I an a
hole if I start packing her stuff up and like

(19:54):
getting it.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
Just close to the door.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
No, And I'll tell you why, because you want to
keep it in her mind that you're moving forward, and
by packing things up, you're like there is no coming back.
Like I have.

Speaker 4 (20:06):
I have a buddy and his sister was living with
him for like eight years and it finally she finally
bought a place. Even though she bought a place, she
didn't want to leave, and he finally started like packing
things up like no, no, no, And then it becomes real
like yeah, I'm like, I can never come back because
the second she got done and out of there, he changed.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
That room up because exactly because you're like, hey, like
this is like this is our house. I want to
I want to be able to do what I wanted
with that. So yeah, I slowly, I'm just going to
you know, I'm going to give her our dining room
has like a uh what do they call that? Like
a public storage like for like, it's it's the it's

(20:44):
the like when like there's a hurricane and you have
a place where everyone meets so they can get all
the supplies they need. Which is and that's nice because
you're doing her favor. You're moving everything as close to
the doors as you can. For real too, is I
I don't want to drag your like you didn't have
that much stuff, right, she only's living in a bedroom,

(21:04):
but uh, it's I don't want it to drag on. Yeah.
Here's the thing, Like I think the packing, Like, I
think I have to be in charge of the packing
because if not, it's just going to be throwing stuff
in like a trash bag taking it to the place.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Now it does sound kind of dicky because you easily
that day could pack things up safely and uh and
put them into wherever vehicle you're taking over, so you
could do it the day up. A lot of it
was me taking it over.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
I'm not taking it over anywhere.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
You're doing it three weeks ahead of time, and like, yeah,
it's something that could be just a day before you
could pack it. She's like when she's like, hey, I
can't find my toothbrush, I'm like.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
It's packed up this.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Yeah, you're making it inconvenient. I think she uses every day,
like her toothbrush holders now packed in a box somewhere
with their toothpaste. That's because you know what I do
My move is, uh, if you go to like liquor stores,
they have all the boxes and you go and just
grab up all the boxes and and then so they're
good for moving. Yeah, so yeah, yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
By the way you find those boxes on the shelf,
it's like gold, especially the big ones you can carry
our buddy at canals.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
They they go and they have they have a whole
wall of boxes and they just people can take them
because they're great for moving. Also, Dollar Tree buy up
as many of those stupid dollar laundry baskets as you can,
super easy way to move. All of her stuff is
packed in Tito's boxes, Yesler bottle, a Carlo and Rossi

(22:41):
box and she can move all her stuff.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
Neighbors are like, who is this person?

Speaker 1 (22:46):
And here's the other thing too, is uh you know
once again when kids move, they think they can leave
their stuff at our house. And I think this is
the time where I go, no, no, no, you gotta take everything.
So there's stuff down the basement that hasn't touched in years. Yeah,
that's yours. Yeah, because it's still your basement. Who knows
what you want to do with the bab So that's
that's yours. So all that stuff down there that you

(23:08):
thought was just gonna live down there forever. No, no, no,
now you.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
Got to take that. That's all yours now. Yeah, like
my mom tried years ago. Man, we got that. We
got the real nice, big house. So she's living like
I think it was in her car and Hamilton train
station or something, but.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Like she wanted.

Speaker 4 (23:20):
Like you could tell she's poking around like, oh my god,
all the room you have. I'm like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
no no, no no no, because there's no exit plan.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
See that's the problem. I have no problem with you.
You want to crash for a month while your house
is getting painted or something, I get that, But you
got to have an exit plan. Yeah, well the exit
plan is going to be all the boxes. Now here's
the issue I am running into. We're having a Halloween
party right right before Halloween, because it's a Halloween party.
So now that means my dining room is going to

(23:48):
be filled with box unless you make it into a
scary maze. Now, now, can I make a deal with
the person that she's you know, she's renting from. Can
I can I move it in a week.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
Before so the boxes aren't in my house?

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Might make a table out of this thing, you know,
So I'd be like, hey, man, like if I throw
you a hundred bucks, can they just take all their
stuff over a week early?

Speaker 3 (24:10):
Maybe her costume is a homeless woman.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
So so yeah, So I don't want to seem like
I'm pushing around. Yeah, but yeah, I get it, man,
And you're not pushing your encourage her. I'm proud like,
go fly bird, Yeah, fly fly, you know, go go
live freedom. It sounds like the bird just got bored
and you're pushing it. Out of a heater vent. Bro Okay,
the bird's twenty four, right, so the bird, the bird's

(24:36):
an adult. Yeah, so the bird hits the ground, just
gets destroyed by a cat. It'll it'll fall into a
into a box of Miller lite that has a bunch
of dishes in it.

Speaker 4 (24:47):
It's a great time too, with the highest inflation we've
had in years. Uh, dude, you should see what the
rem prices are. It's a nuts man. Yeah, yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
Uh look, uh we uh we get back. We're gonna
do some headlines. But right now, I got a pair
of tickets. Markie Ramone is throwing a punk rock Christmas
over at the Tropic cann He's throwing a big old concert.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
Do you want tickets?

Speaker 1 (25:07):
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zero nine six seven seven one hundred and seven And
how easy it is the wind. Look, if you just
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seven one hundred and seven We get back.

Speaker 4 (25:28):
One hundred point sevens the XL South Jersey's rock stations,
The XL Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Okay, inflation, I get it. I get things that are
more expensive. Now. Yeah, I see gas is starting to
slowly go down, which is good. I see it's under
still election and I'll shoot right back up and we're
tapping into our federal reserve. This is the it's It
was funny the beginning of the summer, they said the
gas was going up because we needed to switch to
the summer blend the summer.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
I'm like, what is that? Is that like summer.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
What do you what do you mean.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
The summer blend.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Yeah, we're not a beer distributor, just switching thing because
people want a lighter beer in a springtime.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
Oh guys, it's Octoberfest gas.

Speaker 4 (26:05):
Last night, man, I I drop my kid off at
his activity thing and uh and there's like a bar
close and my buddy wents to meet up. I'm like, Okay,
instead of me coming back home, I'm gonna go to
this little bar and grab grab wings.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
Right, Yeah, yeah, you love wings.

Speaker 4 (26:16):
I like specials. I like when I go there and
I get a special I feel some Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Well, the place I'm know only go to has like
a it's like a two for like I don't know
a happy hour of the yet like twice as many
wings for the same price, and I get it. I
don't know what the cost of them. Do you need
twice as many wings?

Speaker 4 (26:32):
Yeah you do? You know because they sell them in five, man,
which five isn't enough? Like, I'll tell you, like your place,
what they do twelve wings or something, twelve they do
them in eight. See I like that, man, because five
is it enough? And ten's about right, dude.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
I'll tell you what on a on a Friday night
when I'm by myself, eight wings and mozzarella wedges. It'll
do you, right, Those wedges are huge, man, Yeah, it'll
do you write and dude. And then usually I only
do like four wings and maybe two wedges, so then
you got something for the next I'll.

Speaker 4 (27:01):
Ask you if this is price gouging, right, And I
know things have gone up, but I also know what
it costs to make a pizza pie.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
I get it right.

Speaker 4 (27:08):
It's not that that expected. Like my buddy just closed
up his place. He had a great place going, he
wasn't making any money.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
I'm like, well, maybe if you just can you be
the guy in town that scales it back and sells
a pizza for cheap and then you get people to come.
I don't know, isn't that the way it works? Scale
it back a little bit. I twenty four dollars for
a pizza. Come on, man, dude, and you're not even kidding.
There are pizza places where that's insane, Like, well what
it costs to make that, dude, we don't want to
like pennies on the yes, it's like maybe two bucks

(27:35):
and that's a topping.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
Well, we stopped doing.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
We used to get pizza almost every Friday, and we
stopped because it got to the point where like two
pizzas were costing us like fifty sixty bucks. Yeah, it
was growing up. It was twelve dollars for a pizza.
That guy was still back then. It was a place
on in Clementon that we used to order pizza from,
and it was two pizzas for eleven dollars. It was perfect.
And that's the thing is you're like, okay, pizza Friday.

(28:00):
Every family would do pizza Fridays until they turned into
a fifty or sixty dollars night. It's not worth it anymore.
It's going to this bar last night. Nobody's in there,
and it's a really nice bar down in Pittman. I'm like, okay,
there's not Okay, first of all, there's not a nice
place in Pittman. Actually know what, They're starting to clean
it up at the house. I love it.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
I'm just making fun. I love Pittman. I grew up
right up the road.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
No, but there's a lot of meth houses. There is
a lot of there's a lot of meth in Pittman.
But but we'll get we'll get rid of the math.
But there are a lot there's some fun bars in Pittman.
So I go to this place. I'm like, hey, yeah,
do you have any again? I sound cheap, but I
don't know. I want to know if there's any special
So you have any specials going on? Now? No specials? Okay?
So I go. I look at the winds like that,
like she'll she'll order drinks based on specials.

Speaker 4 (28:41):
Sure, yes, because I feel like I'm getting something. Again,
you're still being charged way more than whatever that She started.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Drinking German beers over the weekend because the bar we
went to had inn october Fest menu. Okay, so let's
say you got a nice special on a beer and
you feel like you try it. I'm sure it wasn't
as special, It's just it it was the menu that
was added. I don't really drink beer like usually, I'll
just you know, usually I just I'll get the food
in like a water or something. But I don't know
if there's a if there's a beer like your Seltzer,

(29:08):
you like early seltz Like how much your White Claws tonight?

Speaker 3 (29:11):
Honey?

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Can I get a White Claws and a and a guy?
Can I get a Bartles and James? Please? So I'm
looking at this menu. What do you think it costs
for ten wings? Ten wings?

Speaker 3 (29:22):
I know it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
I'm not talking ostrich wings. I'm talking the wings that
come off of chicken. I'm gonna say, go ahead. I
was shocked, all right, I'm gonna say ten wings, Yeah,
ten wings, I'll go. I'll go. I think I'm going under. Okay,
I'll say fourteen dollars higher, sixteen higher, eighteen dollars higher.
You're not breaking twenty all right? Nineteen dollars for two wings? Man?

(29:47):
Oh dude, dude, no wonder. No one's at this place. Yes,
it looks nice inside. I get it. Yeah, I know, man,
I end up getting the wings, but I'll never go
back to there because to me, that is too much
for ten wings. Even like, I'm going to lunch with
my son later today and and we're going uh to
a place and it's known for its wings, and Dude,

(30:08):
when I look on that menu now, I'm like, like,
it's crazy, Like for a couple tenders, it's like fourteen bucks.
We used to go to all oh you can eat
wing nights. This isn't that that long ago? It was
like nine dollars for all you can eat wings. Remember
during COVID there was a chicken wing shortage. Oh was
that maybe that's why everything went. I remember that was
a that was a thing. Yeah, it was. It really

(30:28):
a thing. It was. It was a real thing where
our buddy was complaining he couldn't get chicken wings. They
were good wings. But I told my buddy, was like, man,
I'll never come back here, and I'll go to it.
I'll go to a die spot where again it's even
fourteen dollars for ten wings seems like a lot, but
I don't know, nineteen dollars. You're not even You're not
even hiding it at this point dude, it was nice.
We went to a bar. My daughter had our parents

(30:50):
weekend down at University of Delaware and we went to
a bar off campus and it was like three of
us and the bill came out the under fifty bus
and I, dude, I was like, this is awesome. Yeah,
because I thought for sure it'd be closer to like
one hundred. And I'm like like, okay, yeah, that's great.
I don't know what happens between Jersey and Delaware. Does
Delaware get a better deal on chicken wing? But we

(31:14):
were in Tennessee and we looked like a steakhouse and
he had like a steak special for the kids, and
I think it was like nine dollars, and I was like,
that's really refreshing. It's Jersey. It's it's it's I mean, look,
stuff's expensive everywhere, but Jersey kills you nineteen dollars. Man. Sorry,
I'll never go back to shame. It's that's crazy much. Man.
So what is that? Dude?

Speaker 3 (31:34):
So I'm doing that's two dollars a wing?

Speaker 1 (31:35):
All those dollars dollar nine new wing. Let's play sixty
tw Look we h get back. We'll do anything. Racket
rock roughing.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
Trash.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
There's some trash for you. Let's see r We already
talked about it Rock News. Whitney Houston's mom died. She
was ninety one.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
Is that it?

Speaker 1 (32:03):
She had a pretty I mean the career man worked
with Elvis Bett, Middler, Jimmy Endricks, Paul Simon.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
She had never heard much about her, you know she.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
I mean like, I mean, I guess once Whitney hit
she was like just Whitney's mom at that point. Al
Pacino apparently him and Bill Maher might be dating the
same lady. Yeah, he's been like a twenty year old, right,
real young girl. Yeah, and Bill Maher has seen has
been seen out with her, nor Al alf Buffalo nor Al.

(32:35):
I would just keep asking her questions about al Pacino
because I'd be interested, like, Hey, what's this, what's he like?
What's he do? Dude was weird and I don't know
what movie it was for, But somehow he ended up
in Ocean City getting a pizza at Maca Mango's. I
do remember that was like, that was like a couple
of years ago. But I'm like, I don't know why
he was in Ocean City. I think he was filming

(32:57):
something around Ocean in the city with what I don't know,
but yeah, it was kind of cool. Man. He pulled
up in like, uh, you know, like a big black
s u V. And I guess they made the call beforehand,
and so they ran the pizza out to him and
he took a picture with the owner, which is kind
of cool. But why was he here Ocean City? Why

(33:18):
is Alpaccino in Ocean City? It's a boardwalk, so, uh,
this is pretty cool. As you're carving pumpkins this year,
you can actually get a stencil set to make a
Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift pumpkin. I can droll on
the pumpkin and I carve it out. You carve it,

(33:39):
you carve it out, and it's a it'll be a
picture of Taylor and Travis, and then I'll just take
it and step on it. Why do you hate Taylor
Swift so much? I don't know. She's She's an angel.
I don't know, man, She's a beautiful, beautiful angel brought
to brought to us by the gods in heaven. At
one of those ditty parties heads throwing things around it

(34:01):
at Diddy party. Man, they they gave as a gift
to her. They gave us Taylor Swift. Uh have you
seen Kanye West is Uh, I don't know if it's
his white I don't know if he got remarried, it's
his girlfriend. She looks just like Kim. Yeah, but she
wears she she wears nothing like she goes out and

(34:22):
she just covers up her nipples. No, I didn't see that.
I think. Yeah, it was day one. That was like
way over the top, like she's wearing like a tent. No, no, no,
you know I'm looking at her.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
I'm looking at her boots.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
Yeah, yeah, she like a Walmart shopping.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
That would be a little that would be kind of cool.
She's a target. Let's see here tell you what Taylor
Swift did look beautiful that at that that Monday night football.
Last night's even wearing red Man has some weird dress on.
She got this.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
She had a dress on, dress on.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Those boots are so uncomfortable. Those believe of war boots
Man Tech remember Tech six nine, Yes, I do. He
was the guy who, if I remember the story correctly,
he uh he rd it out a bunch of like
like gangbangers, but he was a rapper. Yeah. And uh
and then they were gonna kill him, but then they didn't,

(35:18):
And now he's back to rapping again. So he just
signed a record deal for six million bucks for him.
So that's you gotta be kind of like scared right
like every day. Well, you know what it is.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
I think that the hip hop world now isn't the
angry hip hop world we grew up with in the nineties.
Like these guys, it's all mumble rap. I mean, these
guys are gonna be bitch slap him, Like I don't
even think it's like real thugs anymore. But how about this,
like even and the guys we thought were the throwing
out white parties with.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
Kids and ling like this sucks.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Let's see here Chris Brown. Remember Chris Brown. Yeah, he's
a guy. He's he's one of the original guys to
get canceled, but somehow did not get canceled. Now weat
up forgot beat up Rihanna. This is not it same
doesn't seem like a great guy. Now there's a producer

(36:13):
saying that Chris Brown is a victim of violence and
and Chris Brown and the reason why he acts out
is because he was abused well as a kid, were
talking about like a childhood thing or I don't care. Yeah,
did Rihanna hit him? I mean honestly, Oh hey, do
you want to know? See what s what I just

(36:34):
said about like hip hop R and B. Yeah, now
now he's now he's the victim. See it's not tough
like he used to be. Did you know who the
Saint Lunatics are? Yeah, that's what Nelly man, which by
the nell Nellie at that Janet Jackson concert was fantastic.
But I only think I think he had just one
Saint Lunatic? Do you know Nelly or not? Nelly? Janet Jackson,

(36:55):
she's being an interview the other day she said that
she's I don't know if I believe this. She's cousins
with Stevie Wonder, Samuel L. Jackson, and there was another
person like another famous black woman. He's won a bloodline. Yeah,
but I don't I don't know if I believe that. Now,
why are we just hearing that now? Real cousins? So,

(37:16):
like I call my buddy my cousin. I don't know
where does the sam Jackson thing come from? So, I mean,
Michael Jackson was related to Stevie. One would hear about that? Right,
I think jam it's a little loopy. Man. She might
be like, uh there you gol rock station, got your tickets.

Speaker 4 (37:36):
Good morning, ho ho ho. It is the holiday season.
Yeah you got your tickets.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Yeah, punk rock Christmas over a drop of cannon with
Marky Ramo, which, by the way, home depots up. Now. Man,
the they got their Christmas stuff up. So it was
Lowe's first, and Lowe's is like, you know, they're the
first to hit it, and Diebo's like, we better get
our act together. So now you got Christmas everywhere. I
was at the d T, the Dollar Tree. They were
taking down Halloween stuff and putting up Christmas.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
Yeah, like what are we doing?

Speaker 4 (38:05):
Yeah, well they'll have like one little shelf with a
Halloween candy. It's like it's still a Halloween season. Had
some money, grab man, what are you gonna do? I
actually started buying Christmas gifts.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
I think Christmas stuff in August.

Speaker 4 (38:15):
It's crazy yeah yeah yeah yeah, and get my wife
gifts like by by Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
I want it all wrapped up anyways, I want I
want to. I think we're pumping the brakes a little
bit on Christmas this year. With the prices of everything
and it's like, you know, let's just yeah, let's not
go crazy.

Speaker 4 (38:30):
Well, mine is a it's a thing to do with
my wife, Like we're not doing I'm not doing a
gift anymore. Like I'm not gonna give her a It's
gonna be like a like a like an event.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Or something like this. Here was the first year that
my wife and I both said no, no gifts. And
like I even had to say to her a week
or two before Christmas, like are you positive You're positive
that you don't want Like I'm not gonna show up
Christmas and You're gonna have a gift for me and
I'm not gonna have a get for you. And I
don't think we did. Man, I think that was the
first Christmas. Now, I got a bell from my bike.

(38:59):
I got a PS five video game and an Apple Watch,
and I got gum in my stocking.

Speaker 5 (39:06):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Yeah, what's your name? Arlen? Right? Arlene? Where do you work? When?
Make It does the XL Workforce and point of the day.
What's your job? Okay, I'm the medical staff coordner at
Cooper Cape Regional.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
Good you go keeping people alive?

Speaker 1 (39:20):
I love that. Yeah, you guys just die. Yeah, you
did the big new owner huh with Cooper? Yeah. Yeah,
we're very excited. We're we're getting all kinds of the
medical staff, new services.

Speaker 5 (39:30):
And we're gonna eventually hoping to do some teaching.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
It's really exciting.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
Hey you got the signs up quick?

Speaker 1 (39:37):
Oh yeah, absolutely right away.

Speaker 5 (39:39):
They got them up.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
Yep. And we all have new badges a whole bit. Yeah.
Do you ever see we really feel like it. We
feel like we've been brought right in. It feels really good.

Speaker 3 (39:45):
Nice, that's all.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
Do you ever see mister Cooper? Like, does he walk around?

Speaker 3 (39:49):
There was a mister Cooper, aren't there?

Speaker 1 (39:51):
Right? He was?

Speaker 3 (39:52):
He's a South Jersey guy.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
That's that's I don't know because, uh why Now I
used to know the history at Cooper because I was born.
I was born at a Cooper Hospital. Now look at you,
you're a product of Cooper. I was born at a
Cooper Hospital in voor Heats. Uh so, And now I
don't I don't even think it's there. It used to
be West Jersey. I don't think it's there anymore. How's
your how's your cafeteria go? How's your cafeterias?

Speaker 3 (40:15):
How the good the food?

Speaker 1 (40:17):
I believe it or not. Our cafeteria is awesome. See
where my kid got well, my kid was born, both
of my kids. It was a place over I think
it was virtual. I think it was over Vorheas whatever.
I'll be honest.

Speaker 4 (40:26):
I was impressed with everything and even the food, Like,
the food was really good. Handless little cafeteria down there,
I dug it.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Yeah do they have to Yeah? Yeah, they put up
specials and all kinds of good stuff.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
Do you have a do you have a liquor likes?
Do you have a bar in there?

Speaker 5 (40:39):
Now?

Speaker 3 (40:39):
That would be smart?

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Hell would you? Wouldn't it? Not yet, but we're working
on that. There's there's like you know, I have an
older mom, so a lot of time. You know, that'd
be great. That's real healthy. Yeah, I'm telling you, well, look, Arlene,
come on now, it's not like it's Look, it's not
like you don't see nurses in their scrubs at a

(41:02):
happy hour. It would be great, though, to be sitting
next to what doctor who's getting ready to go into
the East. I'm a drink. Yeah, he's spinning up his drink.
And I'll tell you what, man, hundred percent, my mom's old, right,
So you know there's times where she goes into the
er and she gets you know, I gotta I gotta
be at the hospital with her. If I could go
and hang in a bar while the doctors do their thing,

(41:25):
it'd be awesome. How about this, how about single ladies
in the area. You know what bar are you gonna
go to on a Friday night? You go to the
hospital bar because you got the guys with money. Hang
a doctor now right there, diggers go gold dig up
there Arlene? Where oh no, Arlene, we know where you work.
And now you have tickets for Marky Ramone and it's

(41:45):
gonna be over at the Tropicana Punk rock Christmas. All right,
that's so cool. I used to go see them regularly,
like every six months. They used to play the Chestnut
Caffaret back in the day. You so much fun.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
Shout out to the Chestnut Cabaret. Is it still open?

Speaker 1 (41:58):
I know right?

Speaker 4 (41:59):
No?

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Oh, I think they closed years ago. Well look you
you got the tickets, and I think Mark he's the
only one still alive.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
So have fun over at the Tropic can.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
All right, all right, I will thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
You know, give me a mozzarella sticker too.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
At a at a hospital, like real food, Like, yeah,
i'd imagine like a wing would be a woman laying
in a bed trying to eat a wing, Like have
you ever been there, like a buckets down south? Like yeah,
that's what I want. I want somebody chopping up meat
and stuff. Yeah, usually it's just your nasty vegetables. But
I was impressed. Man, when my kids were born, the
food was actually pretty good.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
Yeah, man, lucky not going wood.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
Man.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
I've never had to stay overnight in a hospital, not
at least since I was like a little little kid
with my tonsils.

Speaker 4 (42:38):
But yeah, that that food never looks good. And they're
not very comfortable either. But the bed that I had
to lay on, it was a couch food time.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
It was awful. Actually. Yeah, last year my mom had
to spend Thanksgiving in the hospital. That sucks, and so
she had to have thingsgiving. It's a hungry manner. Yeah,
you got to go back to plan to get the dude.
Not even not even hungry Man's dinner. It was disgusting.
They charged enough. It should be nice, should it look?
We get back We've not got some headlines. This report

(43:07):
is spuntory by Atlantic City Electric one hundred point seven
ZXLS out Jersey's rock station in the ZXL Morning Show. Dude,
I didn't even know how to address this with with
my children, and it better not be my wife. I
don't think it's my wife, but my children. So I

(43:28):
gotta my mom's old, right, she's going through dementia and stuff,
so I gotta take care of her. So I do
all her food shopping for it. She can't drive, she
doesn't really leave the house. And uh, you were you
add to it a little bit something maybe you need
for the helme card? Okay, yeah, altoids maybe that's it.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
You know.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Can I go shopping with you and put it on
mom's tap throwing there, maybe a box of trash bags.
I'd rip my mom off so bad if I had it.
So here's the issue is. So I shopped for my mom.
Now we have a garage fridge. So a lot of
times I shot from my mom, like in the afternoon,

(44:09):
and then the next morning I go over to Every morning,
I go over to her house to set her up
for the day. So yesterday I go shop for right,
she loves her sweets, so I get her cookies and
muffins and all this stuff, like all this the bakery stuff.
So I throw it in the garage fridge. I come
out this morning to pack it up, right, leave a
little note for myself, don't forget mom's stuff.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
Yeah, right, Like.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
One of the kids ate one of the muffins and
two of the cookies. Of course they did well had
they find it in the garage freege exactly what's going on?
And I'm like, so, now I gotta take these bakery
goods to my mom, which once again she's not gonna remember.
She's probably gonna think she ate them, right, But now
it's missing a muffin and then missing two and they're

(44:55):
like huge cookies and missing two of them. Yeah, I do.

Speaker 4 (44:58):
I've done this before. Like they're a place by us.
It used to be a dollar Cutlet right, you get
a whole trail of them. If you're having a party
or something, they're a dollar fifty. Now go figure you
know inflation inflation. So I'd go and I would get
two trays for like a party, it'd be like twenty,
so I'd had forty. By the time I get home,
there's only thirty six because I'm eating them in the car.
But then when you have to see you can't hide
the fact you ate a whole muffin. What I do

(45:20):
is I shake the bit a little, going solst. Wait
it doesn't you can't see that there's a whole spot
where three of the four of the cutlets are missing.
You gotta you gotta cover that up.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Now.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
I got nailed for this.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
Over the weekend. Uh, Saturday, my wife and I go
out and we get uh you know, we we have lunch.
She packs up a ton of her lunch. We both
didn't eat a whole bunch, so we packed it up
and uh Saturday night, I got up at like two
in the morning and I had like half of her
whatever she took home. Yeah, I think it was like

(45:52):
chicken schnitzel or whatever. Yeah, it was an October festiving
two in the morning, like two in the morning, right like.
So then the next day my wife's like, I'm gonna
warm up what I took home, and I was like,
you don't have to bother. It's all gone. Well. My
kids break my balls. They'll do that.

Speaker 4 (46:07):
They'll have something like, uh, we'll get like cheeseburger sliders
or something like, and they have to make it a point. No,
Dad's gonna eat it. I was like, put it in
the refrigerator. That's not going to eat it, and that
thing is gone. You're right by the next day, Man,
it's gone. I feel bad for my wife because my
wife feel like it. She'll have really good food, she'll
bring home from a restaurant like she really loves and
here I am, man, I tear it apart before she

(46:27):
even has It's not even fair.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
I give it. I give you twelve hours, you have
a twelve out, you have a if it's if it's
left in the fridge for over twelve hours, then I
feel like it's free game. Well, they would argue because
if it's six o'clock the night before, they should have
until six o'clock when they get home from work in school. Yes,
next morning. Yeah no, that's I'm having it for breakfast.

(46:53):
So yeah, so well, and I have a feeling it's
my little guy, you know, little little sticky fingers.

Speaker 3 (46:59):
Take it a muffin. He let's break it down.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
He stole a muffin from a woman who's eighty years
old suffering from dementia. It sounds bad when you put
it that way, Yeah, it does. And he should feel bad.
And he's probably one of your game too, because you
have to. You have to go out there and purposely
go into that refrige so he knows what's going on.
He knows where you hide all the good stuff. So
now embarrassing. I gotta take these these groceries over to
our house today and I'm missing a muffin.

Speaker 5 (47:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
I almost want to tell my wife you should just
lock up the fridge and the pantry so when you're away,
I can't go and go all these things. I love
when she goes away because that's when you just go nuts.
Yeah oh yeah, yeah. But my kids will make it
a point to not they know the food won't be there,
like don't say, dad, don't eat it, and I end
up eating it anyway. But and why I'm on this, dude,

(47:46):
I wake up this morning. I must have poltergeist. That's
what I think it is. That's a one hundred percent
when I think I have poltergeist because my kitchen cabinet
doors were open. Do you know how lazy you have
to be not to shut a kitchen cabinet door. You
got a poulter wife, is what you have. It's not her,
my beautiful wife. Yeah, Like I hope you're a sleepwalker.

(48:07):
This is my children. Yeah, dude, the pantry doors open,
the cab cabinet and not even like the lazy Susan door.
It's the cabinets for where the plates are. Like, you
can't shut that? What about this?

Speaker 3 (48:23):
You ever have a drawer left open? I don't even
get that.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
It's okay, that was that. I don't understand how the
drawer where are we keep our trash bags was open?
So I must it must be you know what, it's
not my kids, It is polter guys.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
My wife must have pulter guy.

Speaker 4 (48:37):
She'll leave her her dresser drawers open, but I only
have a limited amount of space between the bed and
her dresser. And if that bottom door's open, like, I'll
crack my ankle in that bottom.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
My little guy does that where it almost looks like
he build a staircase because all three drawers of his
dress are open, and I'm like, are you trying to
climb up to the top of your dress like bunk
beds for midget You feel like you just put them
in like little beds? Like are you telling me you
can't take the time you opened it? You took the
energy to open it, but you don't have the energy

(49:06):
to close it. The drawer thing is shocking to me. Man,
it's dude, it is. You can brust that drawer and
now you got a DRAWERDS busted. Man, those are hard
to replace. Well, I mean, look, a week ago we
left our front door wide open, so you know we
have a real problem. Once again. I don't think it's
any of my family members. I think it's Poulter guys.
And maybe he's the one that ate the muffin. I

(49:28):
hope I blame it on the Poulter geist. I have
a fat poultergeist. Then you think you've got in bed,
I don't think we have a bed. United States Customs
and Border Patrol officers made a million dollar bust at
the border recently. This was in Arizona. Authorities were able

(49:49):
to use a non intrusive equipment piece of equipment to
screen an suv being driven by a male and his
teens to foil the smuggling attempt. Reports say the guy
was attempting to bring over a hundred and seventy five
pounds of hard narcotics, including seven pounds of white fentanyl powder,
sixty one pounds of blue feentanyl pills, and over one
hundred and seven pounds of meth. In total, the entire

(50:11):
seizure had a reported street value of over one million bucks.
It's gonna be hard for kids, man.

Speaker 4 (50:17):
Like, growing up, like we didn't have a fetanyl thing,
so if you wanted to dive into drugs you could.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
It was cool for a little bit. But now it's
like you can't even enjoy weed without thinking. I don't know,
you could just you could just die from this fetanyl thing.
So it kind of went like this growing up weed
like you were like as a kid, like I thought
it was cool. Like it was like it was like
you know, like high High Times magazine and stuff. Cocaine
was scary. I remember like in the eighties cocaine was

(50:44):
scary because he had a couple of celebrities and athletes
overdosed on cocaine. It was today, took too much much. Yeah,
you can't control that. Then in the nineties, then the
heroin thing started with the nineties and that got a
little scary too. But yeah, this ventanyl thing is like
like if you touch it, yeah right, you can die. Yeah. Yeah,

(51:04):
he's even try cocaine. Cocaine can be fun. I mean,
like try without thinking you might die. I was at
church on Sunday, okay, right, yeah, and I was like,
you know, I'm sitting there and I'm kneeling down and
I'm praying and we're singing the gospel.

Speaker 5 (51:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
And I looked over to the guy next to me
and I said, hey, we should try cocaine right now,
but you can't. He was like, he was like, we
can't because of fentanyl. Right, So then I prayed that
the cocaine I block didn't have fentanyl on it.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
I didn't try it. I got scared.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
Australia's Quantus Airlines has apologized for an R rated film
showing forty minutes of penis and booze. Yeah but okay,
I got a question. Okay, is it like national geographic? No,
so it's from U Sydney, Australia to Japan showed the
beginning of Daddyo starting Dakota Johnson because the individual selection

(51:57):
from passenger seats wasn't available.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
Due to a technical issue.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
Before the film was eventually cut off, passengers were treated
to scenes featuring in a red penist, prolonged sexting exchanges,
and the profuse use of the f work. One passenger
said that they at least it wasn't Madam Webb making
a joke about Dakota Johnson. But I do this happens
because like when I got on a plane, I watch,

(52:22):
you know, my phone, like Netflix or something. Yeah, and
there are times where I'm watching something and like a
sex scene'll pop up and I'm on a plane and
I have to put my phone down. Yeah, you can
see the road behind you, especially if you're on the edge. Yeah,
the kid can see what you're saying. I'm like, I'm like, yeah, no, no,
I can't do this. Yeah. I did that with a
wolfle Wall Street man. I was watching the opening the
opening things in snorting coke off a woman great movie. Uh.

(52:47):
A woman is claiming that she had to be hospitalized
after being nailed in the head by what jojo She
got hit head by a whiffle ball, A collie, I
guess ahead, a cauliflower. They're hard though. Man.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
She was at a grocery store.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
You ever have like a buffalo cauliflower like it? They
do it up like wings, but it's califlower. Realize that
you like the sauce.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
It's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
It's pretty good. It's not awful. She was on vacation,
and she says the cauliflower fell from a shelf. It
plummeted four feet and nailed her square in the head.
She said she blacked out from the impact, woke up
to see it beside her head. Uh, and that's when
somebody at the store just put it back on the shelf.
The supermarket offered her a thirty two dollars voucher and

(53:32):
cab fair to go to the hospital. She said that
was insulting, and now she's getting a lawyer. There you go,
those people they have a bet you and not Yo
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I guess you deal with this? Could you have an
elderly mother who yes, my mother, My mother is almost

(53:55):
eighty and she has dementia, And yes, it's a it's
a pain in the balls. Like I don't deal.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
Like I'm happy to do it because I'm a good sign.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
I know you do. I gave me a great life,
so it's my turn to give back. Like I don't
care about my mother enough to really be involved in
her life. But my wife, your mom want to move
in with my mom. Oh my god, no, she wants
no parts of it. Now. I'm sure I don't know
if my mom can handle the smoking.

Speaker 4 (54:17):
So oh yeah, yeah, yeah, your mom's not a smoker. Which,
by the way, my mom won't go like she's still alive.
Like she's been smoking for long enough now, and you
figure the quality of her life like was so bad
that she'd be gone by now. But I think she's
almost seventy.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
I'll tell you what, man, there is a thing to
be said where we have a listener who used to
call up and tell us all the time, it doesn't
matter what you do. You're born with a certain amount
of brats. Yeah, your time is, it's already, it's already said.
There's already a time stamp, so you can do like
so your mom may have a time stamp where she
dies at ninety and she smokes up until the day
she dies. Lucky me.

Speaker 4 (54:52):
Yeah, So yesterday I go, my wife buys these couches.
I gotta drive all the way to Balachin with Pennsylvania
in my truck in the.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
Middle of the day.

Speaker 4 (54:59):
Right, Yeah, I need to tell you where it was.
Is that the northeast Yea, that's where the all the
bigger radio towers are that way.

Speaker 3 (55:05):
Okay, it's like it's like media.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
Yes, by the way, the roads the way people are.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
In pennsylvanias crazy, cracky, man.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
It's a they get the filthy air and everything. Dude.
They come into Jersey and they're like Jersey drivers. You
go to Pa, Dude, they drive like dumb dumps, dummies.

Speaker 4 (55:24):
So I go, like pick up his couch from an
old couple. So here's what I get into. This guy
was listen, he wasn't he wasn't that old. He couldn't
help me lift the couch up. But we finally we
get into my truck and he's cool, right, Yeah, he
must have nothing else to do, because now I'm sitting
with him for about forty five minutes where he won't
let me drive away because he doesn't feel like the
load is fastened enough. Okay, well now he wants to

(55:45):
step in where I'm like, hey, man, listen, I I
think we're good now.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
And he was a foreigner too, like he had like
a little accent. Uh No, No, I don't think I
don't I don't think it's I don't think it's the
gird enough. We should we should secure it harder. I
was like, I don't. I don't know if I need
to do all that. Yeah, minutes I sit there, he
won't let me leave him, Like, bro, let me just
take a shot. I think I have it closer than
balakin would. Who is it there weren't any couches closer

(56:09):
than Balakano? Well, no, not for this. I got a
couch and a love seat piled on top of my truck.
Looks like Sanford and Son. So I get he's concerned
that I'm not safe. They're gonna be able to get
this stuff.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
Flying over the wat women.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
But then I realized this is all that he has
to do today. I'm as I'm his event for the day,
like when you take an old person out shopping. This
is what he looked forward to. He mattered that day.
I will leave here today and I'll go to Ocean
City to see my mom set her up for the day.
My mom's the greatest part of her day is she

(56:39):
will ask me do I have to do anything today?
And if I say no, she is the happiest she'll
ever be. Here. You go. She doesn't want to be
bothered by anyone see anyone. She doesn't want anyone coming
over the house, does She just wants to sit and
watch her shows. That's her day and that's her whole day. Yeah.
It's the happiest she is is when I answer, no, mom,

(57:01):
there's nothing going on today. Yeah. And I think I
made this guy's day because here I am.

Speaker 4 (57:05):
Now he has something to do, something in his life
is gonna matter today rather than just sit home with
his you know, his wife and just watch TV.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
Use a love seat over the Ben Franklin.

Speaker 4 (57:13):
Yeah, it was fine, man. Like I said, I was sad, dude.
The guys guys, He's like, oh, hold on, let me
get some cardboards. Grasp some cardboard to put over top
of the couch because I got to strapped down. He
don't want it to get damaged.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
Phone. He comes out with foam. He's like, you want
bubble wrap. I'm like, bro, I have got to go.
You're not bubble wrapping anything. It's all good man. I
can't get out of ballot killing. Yeah, thank you for
your help. Uh, everybody thanks you for call outs. Nice
at least it is really nice man.

Speaker 5 (57:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (57:36):
The couch a love seat. My wife got him down
by like two hundred bucks. Is actually it was a
win win looks really nice.

Speaker 3 (57:42):
Yeah, well you did take a thousand dollars loss on
the other couch.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
Yeah it was worth yeah we did so.

Speaker 5 (57:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
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Speaker 5 (57:56):
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Speaker 1 (58:22):
Let's you smiling, keep on smiling, smile.

Speaker 5 (58:26):
I'm.

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Smiling.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
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