TUESDAY 10-28-25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
In a world of jow mediocre radio in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand above all the rest.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
And this show.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Isn't it?

Speaker 3 (00:42):
What's up?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
I'll be good morning man? How are you?

Speaker 4 (00:44):
What's going on? So the last rites were given? That's funk.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
I assume that's like at the end of a car deal,
where you sit down you're signing a final paperwork before
you drive off the lot. Is that where we are?
And yeah? So so moms at home and ha and
she she really took a turn for the worst over
the last couple of days. And the nurse came in
yesterday and she's like oof. And when the nurse says oof,
that's bad.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
So they have what's called a religious counselor okay who
comes in and and so he comes in and now
I'm very anti religious.

Speaker 4 (01:22):
I'm not, you know, I grew up Catholic and I
kind of, you know, I bailed on that. So my
wife's like, you got it, Like we have to stand
over her.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
While this happens. Yeah, you got it, pretend and so
yeah I did. I stood there the last rites were
thrown out and yeah, so that that's cool. So uh,
you know Padre is she is? She active for all this,
like she's able to see what's going on.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
He was blessed sort of kind of she kind of
she was trying the mouth along the prayers, but then
soon after her she now is just like like, yeah,
she's breathing, but she ain't there.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
I guess, I know.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
Yeah, so you know, so what I so, what did
I decide to do? Uh, leave my wife there and
just come here to work with you?

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Yeah I didn't. I wasn't sure we were coming in today.
I had a lot of things planned actually for this morning.
I think I'm taking you off the breakfast because I'm
probably gonna have a day off.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah, I gave you the heads up yesterday. I was like, hey,
you're probably gonna get tech soon, saying like you know,
but once again, even if she does pass, which is
it's it's inevitable at this point, I guess it's inevitable
for anyone. But like, what would stop me from still
coming in this morning? Right right? Like I'm not I'm

(02:44):
not the one carrying the body out. Okay, Joe, what's up, man,
I'm not man. How was your night? Ah? Man, my
mom died. Yeah, I'll have news ready in about two minutes. Yeah.
And it's like, you know, it's weird, like it's it's like,
you know, like I said, Man, she's breathing, but you
know she ain't there anymore like her. Uh, your mom's
condition is my school clothing. I wake up every morning

(03:04):
and I look over at my phone and if I
get a text from you, and I think our code
word was Christmas, and if it just says Christmas, I
know that everything went down. Get to the studio. I'll
run some best of I'll take care of everything here.
If you got to, you gotta take care of yours.
But I see that every morning where I would sit
in front of the radio, ky w wait for two
five three if not have school off. I was five
five two. Okay, I was two five three. You're sitting

(03:25):
at the radio. I was like two five one five two.
I'm like, god, damn it. I remember. It was the
very end of high school. Is when they switched over
to like the TV stations had the scroll at the
bottom with the actual school name. Yeah. But but back
in the day, dude, you would listen to this AM
radio station and it would give you a numbers, and
then you had at your school had a number, and

(03:46):
if that number got called, you had you had a
day off. Ours was under the counter so you could
barely hear it. I'm like, now, Mom, two five three,
She's like, are you sure there's no snow on the ground? Okay?
So I was in the inn because my mom was
a teacher, so she would get the heads up like
the night before, because they would let the teachers know
that there's probably not gonna be school, and I'd be like, okay,

(04:08):
So dude, I get on the phone with everybody and
be like, Yo, no school. Let's do this in my
house in the woods. Let's go everybody. Let's see Tuesday,
we were gonna find a ZXL workforce employee to day
for a really good set of tickets. Well, we're gonna play.
Let's pick it. Are we gonna pick it? We came
up with this yesterday, let's pick it. Do you have

(04:30):
a chance at food Fighter tickets? That's a big show man, yes,
but an even bigger ticket. Bachman Turner over Drive. Well,
I think I think i'd go bet O. I think
so yeah, great shows to pick.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
For so one's Philly, one's Atlantic City. But I think
i'd go Bachman Turner Overdrive. So we'll let you pick it.
We'll do that coming up just a little bit.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
So one hunch point seven is the XL South churn
Is rock station and does the XL Morning show Good morning,
everybody do it line. I can go all write it
and we'll do it. Lin and things sucks. I'm Scotty,
good morning. Here some news.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
Fellow US President Donald Trump and the Japanese Prime Minister,
a woman Sanantadaki.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
They met yesterday to sign a framework agreement for.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
Securing the supply of critical minerals and rare earths through
mining and processing.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Does she signed it while sitting on the floor next
to them? Oh, like Chris Cross applesauce. Yeah. That used
to be my buddy's growing up.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Man.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
I guess his parents were from the Philippines. I remember
like the mom would be real submissive to the dad
and like sit next. I think she was sitting on
the floor, Like, why is your mom on the floor.
I grew up with a lot of Filipinos and big
thing with them is no shoes in the house. However,
I love that rule. I think that that was the
first time I remember that was the first.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
Time hanging out with Filipino families where it was like,
oh yeah, like you gotta leave. They had a little
place right by the front door, and that's where you
had the your shoes.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Your carpets are so clean. Hurricane Melissa is hitting Jamaica today,
the category five hurricane, which I think is the worst.
You say, that's a great name for a hurricane because
it just sounds like an awful, awful woman Melyssa Melissa.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
Yeah, great Almond Brothers song, but bad hurricane. It's making
landfall this morning. The Ministry of Health and Wellness in
Jamaica reported at.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Least three debts people just preparing for Hurricane Melissa.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
Wow Man Sean Diddy Combs Puff Daddy is expected to
spend three years in federal prison.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
They gave a release date yesterday. We can get Puffy
out May eighth, twenty twenty eight. Is that with good behavior?
I guess yeah. As long as he stays, you know, on.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
The up and up, doesn't do anything dumb in jail,
we'll see him May twenty twenty eight.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yeah, or lives. He woke up the other night, had
a knife night to Yeah kill pivot puff Daddy. Come on,
it's bad boy for life.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
Man.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
So he was acquitted on serious charges of racketeering and
sex trafficking. Uh, and he's maintained his innocence over all
of it. But he's getting fifty months in jail on
two counts of interstate prostitution.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
If he could pull off a song and a video
while in jail, man, I think that'd be pretty cool.
That's news. What about sports?

Speaker 4 (07:23):
Chiefs beat the Commanders last night Monday Night Football twenty
eight to seven. Sixers beat the Magic one thirty six
twenty four. They're undefeated by the way. Wizards.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Tonight, Dodgers beat the Blue Jays in the World Series six'.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
Five dodgers lead the series two to. One Flyers. Penguins
that's gonna be. Tonight and this is, cool. Dude you
gotta like this being A giants.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Fan.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
Uh this guy's made a name for himself and a
job for, himself Big. Dom, yeah he's the security guard
for pretty much.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Everybody. Eagles he went to the hospital where That skataboo
kid was getting surgery and he dropped off a bunch
of pizzas and. Chiefs this is. AWESOME i tell you.
What bonne the linebacker AND i love. Here here's the.
Thing as as like sports, fans you, HATE i don't,
know you Hate Dallas cowboys, fans you Hate eagles fans
Hate giants, fans those guys just love each. Other they

(08:12):
the clock ticks down and they shake hands and hug it.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
Out it's a it's a real different atmosphere now In
philly because you Remember Michael, irvin his career was ruined
at The Old vet and the crowd.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Cheer oh, yeah, YEAH i. WENT i went to Following
halloween or The halloween that that year to The eagles,
game and somebody was dressed up Like irving what a
board strap to his back as a. Joke and so
things have really.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
Changed When skataboo went, down they saw how nasty the injury. Was, yeah,
dude they give him a standing ovation because the kid
is A i mean the, kid he was, crazy but
he plays hard and and so, yeah so things have
changed In. PHILLY i don't think we're the throwing rocks
and snowballs At santa.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Anymore, yeah and. BAN i guess the linebacker too that
that did the tackle. Went he went right to the
hospital man to go see. Him.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
Yeah a lot of, credit a lot of camaraderie. There,
YEAH i guess they. Date you, know they do a
little after game. Celebration he bailed on that to make
sure this kid was.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Okay he's, Like i'm not going to. Cheerleaders i'm gonna
go to the. Hospital see can You why ain't going to? Celebreeze,
uh there you. Go that's. News that's for clouds. Today
chance of showers high up to fifty seven and chance
of rain to night fifty to. Fifty chances rain high
up to forty. Seven, tomorrow chances rain again high up
to fifty. Nine forty nine outside right now one hundred
point sevens THE xl so after morning stations THE Xl. Morning,

(09:30):
okay this could, backfire or it could be what this
gentleman needs in his. Life. OKAY i bring this up
because we're planning a get together for a guy THAT
i know who's dying of. Cancer they gave him four
To he was, me it's not, Me, no it's not.
You it's like a surprise. Party, hey you're dying of.
Cancer yeah, right that's kind of. What i'm on the

(09:52):
phone talking with one of these, guys like one of his,
buddies and my friend about is, like how do we approach? This,
Now i'm a. Coward i've known about this for about two.
WEEKS i have yet to call the guy BECAUSE i
don't know what kind of mindset he's. In DO i
know the? Guy Uh, NO i don't think he ever.
Met this. Guy he's part of my uh you, know
the OLD dj. Crew so he's, boy you, know he's that. Guy,

(10:12):
Okay so he went through cancer and you went through
the procedure and had the surgery and he was, fine
and now it came, back and it came back like
wildfire where they gave this guy, like, dude like four
to six months to. Live that's. All that's. It that's
WHAT i told my.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
Wife, dude if she walks, home or if she comes
home and walks in on me And i'm smoking a,
cigarette you know THAT i got the hey you.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Got six months to live talk from the. Doctor and
they didn't even try to do, Anything like they didn't even, say,
hey let's try to be. Comfortable it's just. Done you.
Know at that, Point SO i haven't called this guy
BECAUSE i think he's in the. THING i think he's
in the mindset now where like the give up, mindset
And i'm, LIKE i, DON'T i. DON'T i can't deal with.
THAT i went through pink rate of. Cancer, man it was.
Bad and he went To chicago and went through all

(10:57):
the stuff and he was sick and everything. Else he
was an active. Guy stop all. Together he's, Like i'm
not doing. Quema i'm gonave my. Life oh, way i
want to start a carrot juicing and duty's alive, now
playing pick a, ball riding a bike twenty. Five, Dude it's,
unbelievable but that's. Ever. Listen everyone is. Different everyone's body
is a different and this guy didn't really take care of.
IT i THINK i would like that, too where IF

(11:17):
i got the, hey you, like you only got six?
Months you know what are three months to? Live? DUDE
i watch people and they go through radical treatment and
their bodies are emaciated and they're just blown. Up And i'm,
like you know, What i'm gonna enjoy those last couple of.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
Months, Yeah i'm gonna go out through to. Heart we're
doing wing night every, night you, Know i'm smoking six
pack of cigarettes a.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Day, finally you're the GUY i want to hang out.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
With, Final, yeah like you're gonna make IF i got six,
Months i'm doing those six months. HARD i know a girl, too,
man good friend of, ours and she went through it
and she's. Great now hair's coming. Back she's, hell everything's.
Fine so everybody's. DIFFERENT i get.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
That.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Sure this guy's, like, listen, man we got to get everybody.
Together he's, LIKE i want to do kind of like
a roast on this. Guy And i'm, like, OH i
don't think you need. Roast, yeah that's WHAT i. Said
and this guy's kind of balls at the wall where
it's kind of like you AND i, like you want
to break this guy's balls because you feel like that's
the friendship that you, have like if you were dying of.
Cancer And i'm not gonna feel sorry for. You i'm, sorry.
Dude we're gonna have some fun With like you, say

(12:16):
do a, benefit yeah's let's capitalize on.

Speaker 4 (12:19):
THAT h mean you do a lot of, benefits like you,
KNOW vfw beef and, beers that kind of.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Thing mm. HMM i don't think we've ever done a
roast for someone who's about to. Die, No and that's
where it's. Tough it's not even, like it's not even you,
know it's it's hard to it's hard to do. This
everybody stand in a.

Speaker 4 (12:35):
Line, okay if you're about to die of, cancer take
a step.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Forward, like come, on, bro what are we? DOING i? Said?
LISTEN i, said, UH i like where you're. Going let's
all get. Together when you get together in a place
he likes the wings, there we'll have a good. Night
see WHAT.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
I, Say every night would be wing. NIGHT i have
six months to. Live every night would be wing.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Night like we'll do it on A. Tuesday you, know
we'll have half of the. Bar you know the, place
this this dominant's. Place he loved the. Ways And i'm,
like and, Listen i'll be. THERE i get. It BUT
i don't know If i'm gonna roast this guy or.
NOT i, mean it's different when you had months to.
Live because this, GUY i think about, that what kind
OF i don't even know if you want to show
up to. Him well maybe you do want to show
up to a wing. Night get your mind off. It

(13:15):
well that's.

Speaker 4 (13:15):
Tough i'm going through that with my. Mom now where
me and my brother are two different. People, like my
brother is super. Cheap so he's, like, hey, man do
we even need to do like a service and a?

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Luncheon you don't know because he's And i'm like, yeah,
Bro like, Dude i'm, like, yes that's the one.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
Thing like she only asked for a couple of. Things
and he's, like, yeah but she's. Dead she's not gonna. Know,
yeah but you're, right she does want. That AND i was,
like you have to that, way and we still have
relatives that like know that's what she. Wanted And i'm, like, yeah,
bro like come, on cause he was like he gets
he gets prices of things and he gets so taken him.
Back he's like he's, like, yeah, MAN i can't believe

(13:55):
two thousand dollars for luncheon the people.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Lunch it's not for one. Meal, bro what do you
think it was gonna be fifty?

Speaker 3 (14:01):
Bucks?

Speaker 1 (14:02):
Now WHEN i SEE, Ed i'm just gonna point things
like how much this cost? You? Ed what was this spread?
HERE i know this wasn't, well my wife's taken. Over so,
yeah she's like she's, like, YEAH i can't let him make. Decisions. Yeah,
meanwhile she's gonna blow thirty grand on. This she's the opposite.
END i GOTTA i gotta reel her. In, look all
the women get free coach purses because that's what mom. Wanted,

(14:22):
yeah LIKE i. Do she's, like she's, like, HEY i
got the fireworks. Displayed i'm, like, okay, WELL i feel
bad for your. BUDDY i KNOW i got to call
the guy and. Chat you should. CALL i got a.
CALL i, know hey, man what's? Up? Yeah, hey what's
going on in your? Life what's? New? Bud it is weird, because,

(14:43):
like how do you approach? That, yes, hey SO i,
heard uh heard about the big C yeah so yeah
four months huh? Yeah and what if he comes back
to you and, goes what are you talking? About? Right? Right,
yeah it's a. Joke, yeah BECAUSE i was gonna do
that with our. BUDDY i was gonna want to text.
Them hey, Man scott's mom passed, away can you at
least reach? Out and he would text you and he

(15:05):
would be, like, yo a, hole, stupid she's not dead.
Yet that's what he. Did he kept texting. Me he's,
Like i'm so, SORRY i go for what? So, uh,
look you? Pick this is what we call a you pick.
Contest we have tickets to go see the Food fighters
Next august or this Coming august up In philly at

(15:27):
The link or Both jojo AND i think this is
the better. Ticket, Bachmann Turner, Overdrive borgatta even. BETTER i
think you'd be silly not even better opening Band. Starship, really,
dude you could have Said. Starship maybe the choices should

(15:48):
be starshiping Food fighters and Then. Bachman that's a great opening.
Band so you. Pick, yeah do you want to go
see the Food?

Speaker 3 (15:54):
Fighters?

Speaker 1 (15:55):
YEAH i get.

Speaker 4 (15:55):
It Food fighters they're playing a. Stadium But Turner overdrive
right with special Guest.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
STARSHIP i know you ain't seen nothing yet At. BORGATTA
i saw what you did. There you dial up right
NOW sig zero nine six seven seven one hundred. Seven
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Speaker 5 (16:16):
Back we'll do some rock, News, Joe joe And scottie rock.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
News there's some rock news for. YOU A Perfect. Circle
that's a.

Speaker 4 (16:37):
Band they announced the twenty twenty Six european. Tour it's
the first time they've been touring since twenty. Eighteen, uh
it's pretty much the guys In, tool but not the
guys In.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Tool some other dudes, too and uh they're a little bit,
softer a little more poppier Than. Tools was. There didn't
he have a? Ballad?

Speaker 4 (16:58):
YEAH i MEAN i didn't in the early two, Thousands,
LIKE i didn't mind.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
It it was. OKAY i actually liked it a lot
better than The.

Speaker 4 (17:05):
Tool but THEN i saw him a concert and the
problem is the lead, Singer Maynard James, keenan AND i
know There's tool plans out.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
There he's a deck and he's pretentious and he thinks
he's the smartest.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
Guy in the.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Room and he did the entire. Concert it was at
the Old trump Taj mahal and we were the concert.
Promoter and he does the concert behind a sheet where
it's just his silhouette the entire. Show oh like a, Shadow,
yeah the whole. Show, yeah you do that as a

(17:37):
LITTLE i don't. Know you come out and they drop
the sheet and there you. Are you're. On, well it's
like the guy from The Stir remember you AND i
were stuck there at the. Show they wheel him on
a dolly and he's got a straight jacket. On i'm,
like we're out of, Here we're going and it was
tough because he had a ball like the ball and
gag in his mouth and it was tough to. Sing
and you have that he came out like was that

(17:58):
it Was? Hannibal like yeah that.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
Guy i'm, like how how dangerous is this? Gentleman so
the closest show we're going to get Is. London if
you want to see a perfect, circle that's all going
to Be june third and. Fourth we can go To.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Budapest do you want to go To? Hungary? No thank? You? No?
Okay uh, boy.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
This is all we were really stretching On Rock news.
Today Remember Gary newman.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
That was rock and oh no, no It's Gary glitter
the Cars, Cars, yes in cars, right it was that
one hit from the nineteen, eighties a great. Song. Uh
he is now going back out on tour for what
to do to do the song? Car how? Cool so

(18:44):
if you want to See Gary newman and him doing
in cars even like it's a song that gets old
after listening to it. Once, yeah here in my. Car
yeah it's a good eighties sit but yeah it's just.

Speaker 4 (19:04):
One he's only doing a couple state side shows other than.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
That it's over In.

Speaker 4 (19:10):
England. Closest we're gonna Get, Atlanta, Georgia october twenty first
to See Gary, newman who had the one hit forty
five years ago called.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
Cars that was my. Ringtone by the, way my wife
was calling here.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
In my, CAR D D d, boy we are stretching
the Stray.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Cats, yeah, okay we're that straight cat strut. Right.

Speaker 4 (19:32):
Yeah Stray cats were forced to cancel the first two
shows of their Fall us tour Because Brian setzer he
has a quote serious, illness so they had to cancel
a show In michigan and then another one In, Rockford.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Illinois my son's calling that was that was a thing
for a split.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
Second, yeah it was that rockabilly, sound and that was
like in the mid. Eighties you, know they had a
couple they maybe had one or two.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Hits oh, here well here's number. Two, yeah come, on,
MAN i would go in for two songs and they were.
Playing do you remember then he broke up from the Stray.
Cats they had that must say they got, no it's
some fighting entirely money they didn't.

Speaker 4 (20:21):
Have and do you remember he he had a comeback
in the nineties And gap put him on the commercials
because they were doing that swing music and he was
doing all that stuff and like the Movie swingers had come,
out So gap would would like do these like uh
commercials with, him and all the people were being Like
khakis and Like Brian seltzer was yeah and they were swing.

(20:44):
Dancing it Was Brian Seltzer Zoot. Riot, no that was
a squirrel nut zippers or something like.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
That oh, yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
Yeah and then he did a thing Where Brian seltzer
was out on his own but he would do A
christmas show but it would be All christmas.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Songs but like in that swing, SOUND i could give
behind oh jump jive, whale, jump give. WHALE i believe
it was. Him, yeah and it was in that Those gap. Commercials.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
Wow, yeah so a great song. Too we really had
a stretch for Rock news.

Speaker 3 (21:14):
Today there you, go some rates are slowly kicking down.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Show a bunch of point seven is the Exl Sound
jersey's rock. Station we are streaming on The iHeart radio. App,
Dude i'll tell you what me and, uh teenage kids
are are, funny especially when they're kind of just like
that teenage. Angst and that's what my nephew. Is so you,
Know mom's dying we're at my mom's. House my brother

(21:43):
comes down with his wife and my, nephew and he's
A he's a sixteen year old kid who hates, school
doesn't really have any direction in. Life and, dude he
makes me. Laugh it's a fun ti right, there because
it always starts like this because for some reason he
feels like he can talk to, me WHICH i, like
which is awesome BECAUSE i don't get to see him

(22:04):
a whole. Ton and he's, like, yo Uncle, scott and
he tells us how it's exactly why he talks. Yo it's, like,
yeah remember a couple weeks, AGO i showed you a
picture of that girl and we were, dating AND i
was like. YEAH i was like, Yeah, dan, yeah she's
a bitch. Now SO i was, LIKE i was, like what? Happened,

(22:28):
yeah like one, night like she wanted to FaceTime AND i,
didn't AND i blew her off and then all of a,
sudden she she blew she blew up my, phone SO
i blocked her And i'm, like, okay these are all teenage,
yeah just these are all teenage. Things they don't matter
to us or, anyone but they matter to that. Kid,
Yeah and like and then we, THOUGHT i don't. Know

(22:49):
there's a couple of KIDS i have THAT i think
they're zero. Killers and even my brother AND i were,
like he my mom looks, Awful like my mom is
in a hospital bed in her family room in hospice
and it does not look, good doesn't sound, good and
it didn't seem to affect him in any. Way, yeah
and my brother even takes me aside and, goes SHOULD

(23:11):
i be concerned about? That this guy sees? Death it's
like it's like, That, uh what was that? MOVIE i
think it was With Kevin. Spacey remember the guy that
there's a dead body and the guy's just staring at
the dead. Body it's like that creepy weird. Kid don't
know what. Movie that is an awful. Scene, see this
is the RELATIONSHIP i want to, have like the relationship

(23:31):
you had with, HIM i want to have with my
kids because growing UP i had a. Buddy this is
the relationship he had with like his. Parents they were
breaking balls and they were fun and the kid ended.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
Up, Okay i'll be honest when the kids get, older
like my you, know my my older kids that are in.
COLLEGE i can bust balls with them, Now but when
they're growing.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
Up you.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
Can't you gotta play the dad. Role you can't be the.
Friend you gotta play the dad.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
ROLE i want my kid to come home and be, like, Yo,
Dad remember that girl showed you the picture of Now. Man.
YEAH i saw her a math class AND i supper a.
Pencil she didn't give me a. Pencil she looked the other.
WAY i was, like, ah, right, Son like he's, like, Oh, scott, Yeah, dean.
Yo and how he would get this? DONE i don't. Know.
Yo IF i give you like three or four cases of, Beer,

(24:15):
yo CAN i get my Mom's? LINCOLN i was like, No.
DEAN i was, Like, dean get my Mom's lincoln in
front of, you, BUDDY i, Said, DEAN i, said we
you have a. Car your dad bought you a? Car? Yeah,
yeah but two cars is.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
Cool it is.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Cool like. YEAH i was, like come, on, bro like
you what what are you gonna do? It and he's
just the, Way he's just like and and and THEN
i like he goes off. Somewhere So i'm talking to his,
parents my brother and his wife and, uh and they're
just like, yeah like we don't know what to. Do
he just doesn't have that. Omph, yeah, right then get

(24:55):
a little bit remorse to the woman who was dying
in the. Room BUT i was, LIKE i was, like
but here's the. Thing something is it.

Speaker 4 (25:00):
Sixteen you don't have that. Omph you're. Sixteen you're trying
to figure stuff, Out you're trying to figure life out and.
Uh and then he comes back and he's, like, Oh.
Scott he's, Like, yo what's the phone number to your radio?

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Station AND i was like AND i was, like, well here,
Here i'll give you the phone. Number and he's, Like,
yo IF i call in, tomorrow CAN i just yell
THE f? Word, yeah you can't know what that's what's talk?

Speaker 4 (25:24):
Back SO i, GO i go, Here, Dean i'm gonna
give you an, app and you can go to The
iHeartRadio app search W. Cxl you'll see a red microphone
button and you can say THE f word all you.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Want, yeah we'll play, it. Man and he's, like he's, like,
yeah but you're gonna bleep. It AND i was like.

Speaker 4 (25:40):
YEAH i was, like, Yeah, dean we're gonna have to.
BLEEP i ain't gonna do. It, then, dude to be
in the mind of a sixteen year old again is.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Nuts, yeah because there's not a lot of REAL i don't,
know not a lot going on, now there's. NOT i
mean he's really concerned with getting two, cars WHICH i
get two cars and then get license yet, yeah, yeah
he's worried about bitches yo yo yo she, yeah she, like,
yeah she's. Crazy, yeah, bitch you're, right, buddy you're, Right,

(26:10):
hey din know, yeah sixteen year olds. Dude, YEAH i
can't wait to meet this. Guy, dude he's Got burke
stocks and socks up his calf like. That it's like
it's it was quite a. Look all, right, listen don't
tell me, right BUT i at the funeral or the,
Lunching i'm gonna, say is this? Him and let me
know IF i get it right or. Not let me
see IF i could peg this guy out of the.

(26:31):
CROWD i think you probably will be able. To, okay
we have.

Speaker 4 (26:36):
Like A MISFITS t shirt. On so my brother that
was my brother's. Concern he goes when mom, dies he.
GOES i Think dean would be okay wearing like a
black sweatshirt and black. Sweatpants and so my brother did
go out and get him a. Suit, Gotcha, Okay So
i'll See i'll look for the. Suit, yeah, yeah for
the guy to wearing a suit that doesn't want to
wear a.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Suit, scott, WELL i gotta wear a. Suit, Yeah i'm
jeans and. Blazer so you, know my my wife's, like
why are? You? Why why are you the dean? Whisper
why does he come to? You because mentally you're on
the same exact level as, This AND i to what he,
says Like i'm yelling at. Him he makes me. Laugh,
yeah because you don't have to worry about. Him, no
succeeding in. LIFE i got my own kids to worry. About,

(27:18):
look we get back, Up we'll not got some. Headlines
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Show try to knock my wife back a little, bit,
now knock her, up not, physically, no not, No i'm
not putting a baby in or we're done with. That,

(27:38):
Yeah But i'm begetting this, lately AND i got it
a lot in the last couple of days and over the. Weekend,
Joe you're so lucky to have, Her And i'm, like,
OKAY i get it. Now my wife is she's a that's.
It you know, what that's kind of a backhanded com
or is it a it's a dig it's a dick

(28:00):
gets a backhanded. Compliment it's they're complimenting, you but in saying,
it you're saying you're a piece of crap and you
should be happy that she's around. You. Yeah so she
she's doing a girl's. WEEKEND i don't believe by the
WAY i think she's she. Is she should be happy
to have, you thank, You AND i keep reminding her of,
that you, know if she believes it or. Not but
she goes away for the weekend with these girls and of,

(28:21):
course you, know, listen they get hit, on they get hit,
on and she's talking, about you, know this this beautiful,
guy and one of the girls is, single and, she you,
know she had you, know she thought this guy was.
Hot and, meanwhile the guy won in my. Wife AND
i was, like, Okay she's, LIKE i tell Him i'm happily.
Married but, OKAY i get, It, okay, whatever But i'm
getting this over the. Weekend like there was a picture
taken of her in like this this hot little, swimsuit

(28:44):
AND i saw. IT i showed you the. Picture you
didn't even see it, yet And i'm on the group
thread with the with the, girls, like you, know, hey
have a good, time blah bah, bah whatever you need blah.
Bah so he's, like, Oh, joe she's she's. Hot you
are so lucky to have. Her i'm, like, yeah, Listen
i'm lucky to have my. Wife but my wife's lucky
to have this, guy because you don't know WHAT i
go through with my. Wife, yeah on a cruise ship and, Quick,

(29:07):
yeah she is. HOT i get, it but you don't
see like you don't see The Sometimes i'll take folding
laundry over. Hot, sure, yes give, me give me the
give me the frumpy woman who's gonna go ahead and
ot and, no clean up the. House give me a
hazel or what was the woman from The Brady, bunch the?

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Maid?

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Alice? Alice? Alice alice wasn't. Hot but you know, What
mike Appreciated alice maybe more Than Carol uh The. Butcher
sam The butcher appreciated. It, Well Mike muddy Appreciated. Butcher,
YEAH i Think, Mike mike definitely was going leaning More
sam The butcher than he Was. Alice, yes, Yesterday i'm

(29:47):
looking at my. Wife she gets home for work and
she's you got a pair of sweatpants. On i'm, Like i'm, like,
Huh i'm getting this a lot That i'm lucky to have.
Her SO i was, like, man your ass looks. Big she's,
like what was, Like, yeah your ass looks. BIG i was,
like maybe maybe it's from all the eating and, drinking you. Know, Now,
meanwhile she's had a pair of like sweatpants. On So
I'm I'm i'm making it. Up i'm, lying But i'm

(30:09):
trying to knock her down a little bit BECAUSE i
keep getting you're so lucky to have. Her BUT i said, too, Like,
oh she's on the phone with a neighbor. Yesterday she's
like and they're talking About halloween plans and. Stuff, Oh,
joe you're so lucky to have this. Guy i'm, like
SHE'S i grabbed the, phone, like she's lucky to have.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
Me.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
LISTEN i take care of the, KIDS i clean up the.
HOUSE i don't hit. HER i was, Like i'm the
PUR i was, Like i'm the best guy on the
block when it comes to. Husband she's lucky to have
this guy. Too AND i don't hear that. Enough my
wife told you, yesterday my wife looked at me the
other day and, goes your face looks, Swollen like, okay all,
right there's a nice way to say. That maybe have

(30:45):
you been getting compliments because she's doing WHAT i did?
Yesterday and my wife's, asked didn't look any bigger from
the cruise? Ship she looked. Fine did knock her down
a little? Bit, yeah you can't let him get too big, headed, Man,
yeah you're gonna have a real problem on your. Hands,
said you don't look great. Either have my friends go
up to my wife when they come over for, football
so he'd be, like, man you're so lucky to Have.
Joe look how clean he. Keeps. See there was one, time,

(31:07):
though it was a little creepy.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
That i'm talking to one of my wife's friend's husbands
and we're talking about another husband who's kind of like
kind of a dick and this guy and Then i'm
talking to he's, like oh, yeah, man he.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Goes he, goes he. GOES i can't believe that he's
even married to. Her she's, like she's so.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
Great and he was like going a little too overboard
even for like me and him. Conversation AND i was, like, okay,
dude Like, okay you know your your wife is right,
There maybe we don't fall over the other person's.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Wife, now, yeah you can't do like WHEN i see
like again my wife has attractive friends if they put
some On facebook for like him and. HER i was
comment on the guy because you can't be there'll be
the creepy guy, says, oh, man she looks, hot, dude
LIKE i had a, friend not a. Friend you can't
has a. Guy i'll never.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
Reach out or like post anything to a friend's wife
or a.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
Girlfriend. None utheless he's on a. Thread, man you gotta
cover your. Tracks AND i know that's innocent, THERE i get,
it but still it could be. Inappropriate some guy commented
on my. Wife it was like a kind of like
a friend of a friend or, whatever and she put
a picture up and he put like fire. There i'm, like,
dude that's, yeah, yeah that's that's it's disrespectful to make
it's disrespectful to your. Wife yeah. FIRE i don't. Know,

(32:31):
hey you guys look. Great you. Both was it a
picture of your house on? Fire? No and no it
was my. Wife, Man so you're right it didn't make any. Sense.
Yeah so, yeah you can't as a, guy you can't do.
That my house is on. Fire THEN i do makes,
Sense but, yes you has a guy you cannot post
or d m another guy's. Wife, yeah like my she

(32:54):
posted a picture and she took it down BECAUSE i
thought it was a really kind of. Slide, no, no
not that. Picture this is another picture her on our
deck and like you can see the hump Of brandt
showed you that. One SO i, said what's what's going
on at your? House so then my cousin ends up
like it was like boogie. Nights we got like a
we got like a like a group, thread and my cousin's,
like you know, something made a comment and he actually
had the. Picture i'm, like, dude if your wife sees the,

(33:15):
picture staves on your phone and you're, done it's a little. Weird, yeah,
LISTEN i know my wife's friends are. ATTRACTIVE i get.
It you don't make, comments And i'm sure there's my
friends are hotter than me and she's comment on those. Things,
yeah but they're, Idiots yeah, Dumb, yeah you're. Right uh
look we get, back. MAN i will do a thing
called trash get.

Speaker 4 (33:44):
Some trash Boys jessica. ALBUM i guess she was back
in the. Day, dude she was super hot late, nineties
early two. Thousands, uh she is uh dating some. DUDE
i guess she got divorced and uh after sixteen years of,
marriage now she's dating some Dude Danny. Ramirez so still smoking.
Hot she's one of these.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Broads she really stopped, acting but she started selling, stuff
like she sells like candles and clothes and stuff and
makes a ton of. Money there was Two jessica's, right
there Was Jessica. Albo it Was Jessica. Alba Jessica, simpson
who's the one that was married to Justin. Timberlake well
she still, Is oh, okay, yeah she was On Jessica

(34:27):
bill was? It she was It Jessica. Biel, yeah she
was on that show with the guy he ended up
being a child molester ouch, yeah where he played a
pastor and then ended up what was that show Called
Seventh heaven even she wants to forget about? It yeah, yeah,
yeah that show doesn't get rerunned a lot because of.
That it's up there with The Cosby, show like put

(34:50):
that back on the. Shelf, Uh Hugh, jackman he's dating some.
Broad he just got.

Speaker 4 (34:55):
DIVORCED i always thought he was, gay but, uh yeah
he's dating some Broad Sutton faster is her.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
Name you Thought Aaron rodgers was gay, too, WELL i
didn't think there's a huge internet rumor that he's.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
Gay, yes that's why he keeps dating and these really
hot chicks and they all like run like He's Olivia,
Munn Danica. Patrick there was another actress who has been
in a ton of, movies and they all are like
they all talk about how how, like, ye he won't touch,

(35:31):
me but they all have nothing but like kind of
negative things to say about. Him they're, like, yeah like you,
KNOW i don't. Know it could BE i came home
and he was making out with a.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Dude yeah that's. It, yeah but he did throw for five. Thousands.
Uh the one girl, said the last, ONE i forget her.
Name she's an, actress qute. Girl she's, like he ruined my. Life,
yeah it's, like oh, boy he's a weird. Dude, yeah oh,
yeah still.

Speaker 4 (35:56):
Weird yeah BECAUSE i watch him on The pat mcavie
show and and uh, yeah he's just An he's an
he's an odd.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Cat. Uh Dakota.

Speaker 4 (36:05):
Fanning she revealed that her Sister Elle, fanning who's also an, Actress,
uh spat on a guy once because the guy was
rude to.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Her SO i don't, know that's pretty, belitterally if you
spit on, somebody that's pretty. Nasty. Man Even eagles fans
couldn't get behind the fact that what's his name spit
on even that even The eagles fans will sit when
he's the guy at least there they're die hard guys, like,
oh that's not, cool because they even tried to Say
Dak prescott spit, first but he spit on the. Ground,

(36:35):
yeah and Then Jalen carter spit on.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
Him.

Speaker 4 (36:38):
Yeah and can you spit on somebody that's? Dude that's
that's that's worse.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
Than getting a punch in the. Face, yeah it's like
a bitch slap to a.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
Guy.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Man Jennifer lawrence says she's getting a boob job after
having some. Kids that is that's My hollywood crush. Man
Jennifer laurence she's read a movie where she keeps getting.
Naked it was the movie came out of like a
year or two. Ago she like is hired by parents
inspired to come and like date their their. Son and
he's kind of a geek and she's smoking, Hot she's, nasty.

(37:07):
Dude that's my. Crush Bro Sidney, sweeney who's the hot
girl right? Now i'd rather have her This Sidney. Sweeney
Jennifer lawrence Over Sidney. Sween she's my. FAVORITE i guess
there was rumors for a long time because her and
this Guy Glenn, palell who's kind of the hot shot
guy right, now they did a movie together and there
was romance rumors between the, two And Sidney sweeney blaming
the press for pushing that narrative that never. Happened she

(37:31):
has to pull those eyes up. Her she got droopy.
Eyes she looks a little. Tired yeah you know what she.
Looks and we're not gonna say, it but you know
how she. Looks she looks like she goes to the. Zoo, yeah,
yeah she. Does Connie, britton WHO i, love. Dude she
was In Friday Night, lights she was In American Horror.
Story she was in a show Called nashville's been in

(37:54):
a ton of. Stuff she just got engaged to a,
Producer David Windsor so congrat's the Commie. Brittain she's got that,
redhead freckled. LOOK i like. THAT i like you do
you always? Have, YEAH i always you. Always that's been
my that's been my.

Speaker 4 (38:09):
Thing uh so, Yeah Connie, brittain uh super, hot just
a googler and you'll be, like oh my, god that that.
Woman now she plays mom, roles but back in the
day she WAS.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
Rasi slowly ticking down gold and.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Silk, hey good morning The, xlright good. MORNING i, listen don't.
Move we don't want to drop your cell service. Here,
okay you're gonna be a. Winner, okay, right, AWESOME k
will know yet what you're going to win, now it's
all up to. You So i'm Gonna i'm gonna do this.
Offer this is like a game. Show all, Right we're
gonna give you this. Offer you can have right. Now

(38:44):
you could Have Food fighter tickets for the link up
In philly In august Or and this is pretty. Awesome
Bachmann Turner overdrive At borgatta With starship opening, Up, WELL
i do love? Met, yeah who doesn't love? Beats?

Speaker 3 (39:01):
RIGHT i think she's.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
LEAVING i think she's. Leaving you're gonna go with the Food?
FIGHTERS i Am did you tell? Her who's With Bachman Turner?

Speaker 4 (39:09):
Overdrive you heard That starship is opening up For Bachman
Turner overdrive.

Speaker 6 (39:14):
ARSHIP i, know AND i do love them, too BUT
i am gonna go WITH i, MEAN i don't have
anything against the food, fighters but you just turned Down
Bachman Turner.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
OVERDRIVE i, KNOW i, know and you're.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
Good we'll give.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
You we'll give you one more chance to change your.
Mind we haven't locked you into the answer. Yet, yeah come,
on MAYBE i haven't had your coffee. Yet maybe we
take a sip of some some some java and, uh
and you, decide and you decide that you really are
you're GOING i. DO i Go Bachman Turner. Overdrive but,
okay what's your, Name? Karen, yeah you sound like A.
Karen you're picking the food. Fighters what do you do

(39:51):
for a, Living? Karen obviously you don't make smart. Decisions
but what do you do for a? LIVING i work
in a? Hospital oh, My, Karen karen works the hot.
HOSPITAL i don't. Know you know What i'm gonna. Say
there's a patient or two out there who is a
little disappointed in you because you picked the food fighters
Over Bachman Turner.

Speaker 4 (40:08):
OVERDRIVE i really, Believe, karen that the food fighters would
Pick Bachman Turner overdrive over the food.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
FIGHTING i want to go see that. Show you know
he cheated on his wife, though all, Right, dave girl
cheated on his. Wife so you're supporting a guy who
do you know who never?

Speaker 4 (40:25):
Cheated you, know who never Cheated bachman Or turner.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Did overdrive do.

Speaker 6 (40:37):
So?

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Obviously, Okay so she supports cheating on your wife and
then knocking Up broad then that's What, karen that's What karen's.
For now we, know we know where we live Are,
Karen you stay on. Hold we're gonna get you all your.
Info you're going to the food fighters up at the.
Link we'll give you all the info and the ticket
the ticket. Info all. Right you can bring some of
your cheating friends with you and you just have a

(40:58):
whole cheating night with the guy to. Cheating there's just
gonna be, empty and it's gonna say it's gonna be
sad because it's gonna it's some empty seats A, Backman, Turner,
overdrive And i'm gonna Put karen's name on the. Seat all,
Right you stay on. Hold we are THE Zxl Morning
show one hundred pointy SEVEN Zxl, Sound jersey's rock station
and THE Zxl Morning show for the second, time where

(41:18):
the zx that's a third time where THE Zxl morning.
Show what three? Times three times a lady? Repetition you
want to keep pouting it into their heads of who we.

Speaker 4 (41:26):
ARE i, UH i heard my wife text you. Yesterday,
yes you know?

Speaker 1 (41:33):
What and, yeah you and your wife AND i have
a little relationship here when it comes to you, know
your well. Being so, yes she's been giving me in
the loop of what's going. On, yeah you, know we
talked earlier about you should never just text the one.
Person but it is a little bit. Different someone's. Dying,
yeah she's.

Speaker 4 (41:48):
Doing that thing where AND i appreciate, IT i really,
do EXCEPT i just don't LIKE i don't, KNOW i
keep things very close to the VEST i.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Guess, yeah BUT i think you're ready to. Explode oh,
AM i, Yeah Uh so mom's, dying, right you heard?
That like she's in hospice, right and uh she's and
she's staying at her. House that was her one. Wish
she wants to stay at the. House so now my
wife AND i are at the house with her while she's,
dying which it makes it doesn't make for sexy time at. All,
no it's gotta be how that's hard, man, yeah, yeah,

(42:17):
yeah it's not it's not. Really there's not a lot
of romance running through the house right. NOW i, mean
mom can't hear, YOU i get, WELL i guess she
could hear you get yeah yeah not right? Now yeah
yeah yeah. Yeah so uh SO i guess yesterday my
wife took to texting all my, friends uh to let
them know what's. Up AND i was like it was very,

(42:39):
nice very. Sweet but Then i'm, Like i'm, like, oh
it's LIKE i don't. KNOW i was, LIKE i don't
well because you won't say. It and, again you, know
we we were now at the point now where post
she gets worried about me because she SAYS i don't
show emotion right, RIGHT i hold things, too, man BECAUSE
i don't. Know it sounds, stupid but as a, GUY i,
mean you're not supposed to show those. Feels you gotta

(43:01):
you gotta push through. It that's what men are supposed
to have heart attacks at fifty, five that's.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
It.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
Yeah LIKE i REMEMBER i got fired and lost a
bunch of money in that last radio thing that was. Happening, yeah,
WELL i was LIKE i was in a, funk, MAN
i was getting up. EARLY i had TO i had
to as soon AS i woke. Up, man you're in
like this little, funk this. Depression SO i would go
to the gym and hang out LIKE i would do,
things AND i told my wife about this dark time
in my. Life i'm, like, well as a, man you
can't tell your wife the whole thing is. Failing you

(43:25):
got to push through. It, yeah he can't show. Emotion she's,
LIKE i didn't know you were a. Depression i'm, like, oh,
really you came. HOME i had a gun in my.
Mouth yeah, yeah you didn't see our bank. Account oh,
yeah we're just. Fine right. Now you got to push through.
It you can't get so.

Speaker 4 (43:39):
Yeah so SO i was like all, right so but,
now like there was one of our friends that she
she she kind of didn't, like and now she's texting
with him and she's like he's really.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
Funny AND i, go, yeah that's why he's my. Friend,
yeah he's a good. Guy and she she, goes, YEAH
i GUESS i. DIDN'T i never really put two and
two together that he's. FINE i, go, yeah that's why he's,
like that's why he's my, buddy because he's. Funny and,
like here's WHAT i. Get we would go back and
forth with your, wife AND i, said, LISTEN i, said you,
know she's, like things aren't, good and she kind of
gives me to step by, step but what's? Happening So
i'm On i'm on. There, no that's perfectly. Fine but

(44:13):
uh she said little you know things are you know
what's going. On So i'm, like, LISTEN i thank you
for the. Update i'm on standby so in the event something,
GOES i know you said you're gonna come to. Work
you can't don't go to. WORK i don't you don't you,
know here's what your mom being carted out in the
in a in a hearst the next.

Speaker 4 (44:27):
Day, honestly maybe you know, What Maybe i'm going to
show some emotion right. NOW i feel like you're hoping
my mom dies so you.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Get a day. Off there's a part of me when
we do best OF i call them you don't have
to think about the show day WHERE i come in
AND i just pull all. Bits so, yes SO i
think you're signing her death certificate just so you can
get a couple of days. Off i'm counting down the.
Days i'm hoping by tomorrow because then if you get
three days. Breathment it actually goes right into the. WEEKEND
i don't want it to happen today because then your

(44:56):
back't just my breathement time cover? Weekends you, mean is?

Speaker 5 (45:01):
It?

Speaker 1 (45:01):
Like?

Speaker 4 (45:01):
Uh, yeah BECAUSE i think you can get a five
days of bereavement with our.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Company now does? That that Doesn't that doesn't Cover Saturday. Sunday,
no those are free, days. Right you Do, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday,
sunday and Then monday And. Tuesday that's a pig that's
that's a big week.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
Off.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
Yeah BUT i tell your wife, TOO i, SAID i
got everything covered. Here What i'm, Doing i'll be, honest
IF i take the bereavement, time what AM i? Doing?
BRO i took one day when my kid was born
BECAUSE i can't do. ANYTHING i mean, now of, course my,
WIFE i, think said later she would have liked IF
i was there to. SUPPORT i was, like but it's
it's your, breast like you're feeding the, Kid you're doing
all the heavy. LIFT i can't do. Much and that's

(45:39):
when we had one. KID i was, like you're, LIKE
i GET i get. It i'm gonna have to go
meet with the funeral, home. Okay and then there's the.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
Actual day of yeah, right but even the day of the,
funeral like we're here so early THAT i could still
make it.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
In, WELL i didn't take any time off when my dad.
DIED i took one. Funeral, yeah, yeah because that's what
it was all In. Pennsylvania that was the only DAY
i took. Off, YEAH i didn't go BECAUSE i was
locked here making sure the, show then making sure this
master piece of a. Showered, well see that's. Me and
Then i'm telling your wife, TOO i, said, listen he
jokes around about not taking time. Off take some time.

(46:15):
OFF i told her to. HER i was, like you and,
him go, away go do, something BECAUSE i, mean, Listen i'm,
not you, know kissing your ass. Here but, yeah it's
been a it's been a tough year for. You maybe
you and her need to go, out and it's hard
on her. Too So i'm the voice of reason when
it comes to you not being the voice or. Reason
go away on a, weekend go To Key, WEST i don't,
know don't wear any, shoes and go drink your asses. Off,
no that's WHAT i say you need to. Do AND

(46:36):
i don't like you to come back if you say
she died last. Night, hey my, wife my mom died last.
Night i'll be in at four. THIRTY i don't want
to hear. That it's probably what you're gonna. HEAR i
don't want to hear. That, yeah Then i'm not coming.
In somebody's not gonna come in. Here if your mom passes,
away you take you take the week of bereavement for. Me,
well you, Know i'm thinking about that, too BECAUSE i.

(46:57):
FORGOT i was supposed to go like a long weekend
next week To tennessee with the, wife like a real quick.
Trip And i'm, like, well if she, PASSES i gotta
be here for the, show and THEN i can't miss the.
Funeral i'm, like we might have to push this, back
but the kids are off next, week so it works out.
Perfect SO i don't, know, Man i'm. Home that's What
i'm talking for like the next day or, two and
THEN i would talk to you in a having like
A tuesday Or wednesday. FUNERAL i think that's what we're looking.

Speaker 4 (47:18):
At But i'm talking to my aunt who lives out In,
ohio and she's, like, yeah, like your Uncle dave has
a bunch of, appointments and the way she's saying It
it's LIKE i was, like do you want me to rush?

Speaker 1 (47:30):
This do you want me to put the pillow over her?
Head LIKE i, DON'T i, DON'T.

Speaker 4 (47:33):
I can't she if she's not, dead she's not. Dead,
Well Uncle dave has things he's gotta. Do he's got cataract.
Surgery he needs the follow up.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
Appointment BUT i was, like, acho, AM i, Can't, like
if she's not, DEAD i. Can't i'm not gonna kill.
Her it is funny the way people, think like with this,
situation you can alter the days and you can maneuver
things around to make. Sure, hey, listen this would really
work out if it was On, wednesday.

Speaker 4 (47:56):
AND i even talked to the funeral home and they're, like,
well we can't do anything till she's, dead like legally
in the state Of New, jersey we can't really figure anything.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
Out AND i, GO i get that because she's not. Dead,
yeah perfect situation would BE i don't know soon and
then the funeral wraps, up or even your if your
bereavement time was Next thursday Or friday and we're just
running best of and that's. It you, know that works
out best for, Me but, yeah you gotta do what
you gots, Okay but you brought up a great point last.
Week CAN i take my bereavement time and then use

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it in a better time for a vacation like spring?
Break LIKE i do it In. MAY i don't think
it's floating. Breathing you can't move it around like we Do. Juneteenth, here,
yeah look AND i. Look here's the. THING i. Know
people are, like oh my, god they're. There. YEAH i
can't believe you're joking about. It if you can't joke about,
it it, sucks just. Depressing you know how MUCH i love.

(48:48):
Funerals that's why we. DO i love. FUNERAL i can't
see what you don't love a. Funeral you love the.
Wake there's gonna be there's gonna be a. Lunch i'm
hoping our Boy billy. Comes i'm gonna see some of
your old. Friends we get, together you, know we hang,
out and that's. It, Dude i'm looking forward to this
whole thing going. Down it's so, WELL i, mean that's
kind of. Depressing you're looking forward to her. Dying i'm

(49:08):
gonna roll into a date night with my. Wife. Ken
is it considered a date day if you go to
a wake of a? Funeral and bring your. Wife we're
gonna wrap Up. Smithville you know we're gonna head over
to the lunch and my kids will Be i'm not
bringing my kids a little by my. House. Bro this
is like the purpose it. Is it's closer to your

(49:28):
house than it is my head to be. Awesome, man all,
right look we get we get. Back we'll do a.
Thing what do you think you have a? Bed you
think you've got it.

Speaker 4 (49:42):
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Speaker 1 (49:49):
Mine, MAN i hate. It my wife loves. It salt And.
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Speaker 4 (49:59):
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Speaker 1 (50:04):
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new data shows that researchers found a surprising link between
gray hair and. Melanoma it, appears according to the, study
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your flowing. Lots for some, people running a marathon isn't
stressful and taxing enough for. Them now it's the world's

(50:26):
deepest marathon In. Sweden the. Marathon it had sixty. Runners
they ran into a zinc mine thirty six hundred feet
below sea. Level to start the, race participants had to
take a two minute forty two second elevator ride deep
into the. Mine once down, there they faced an eighty degree.

(50:47):
Temperature the only thing they could hear was echoing sounds
of their own, breath and they had the run while
wearing helmets with the lights on top so they could.
See it's, like how extreme can we? Get, leanna what
are we? Doing we were running, before and they we're, like,
well now let's let's add some mud to. It so
now it's the mud. Run and now let's put some.
Obstacles we have to jump over the wall or climb
under the barbed. Wire LIKE i don't, Know, Uh, courtney

(51:09):
you know which one? Is Courtney. Kardashian is she the oldest,
one the one that's dating The Travis. Barker she was
the one that was with That scott. GUY i think
she was my, favorite as she seems like the most
normal one is the. Hottest yeh.

Speaker 4 (51:23):
Uh she is now selling a new line of lollipops.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
Please be called the ray J.

Speaker 4 (51:30):
The new line Of lemore Per lolly's are infused with
probiotics and VITAMIN c designed to keep your vagina. Healthy
they're also said to be able to help nasty inconveniences
like UTIs and other.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
INFECTIONS a deal has signed her to be sold To target.
Stores wait a, minutes it go in your mouth or
is it go in your in your mouth and it
helps out with your? VAGINA i guess, so oh so it's,
uh it's probriotic lollipops that help out your the J
j that's coming From Courtney, kardashian you, know because she's

(52:08):
probably if you put in the tier Of, kardashians she's
probably at the. Bottom, sure, yeah but, HONESTLY i guess
he Got kim on. Top and then there's The then
there's the real young sister who did really well for
herself with like social media and AND i, think like makeup,

(52:29):
stuff are you are? You you're Adding bruce's kids into
then you, have then you, got then you got the
other one's a Model kendall something like. That.

Speaker 4 (52:40):
Right then then It's OJ's, daughter and THEN i think
this one's probably at the. Bottom well then the, brother
the brother is a loser and he's. Fat so he's
he's at the. Bottom you know what he was. Saying
he was Dating Black, china, Right, yeah he's the.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
Guy when cheerleaders are jumping up and and standing on people's,
shoulders he's the guy at the. Bottom, yep, yeah there you.
Go those people they have a bet you not so.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
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Speaker 1 (53:08):
Silver WHEN i Play South jersey's rock, stations he except War.
Show do you ever have one of those dreamspan where
you wake up you're, like thank, god it was a.

Speaker 4 (53:16):
Dream, yeah, DUDE i used to dream THAT i buried
a body in the basement of the HOUSE i grew up.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
In it's a little, dude it's a little darker than
WHERE i was. Going But i'm not about these inner
feelings you, have AND i.

Speaker 4 (53:27):
WOULD i would wake up and have that that dread
feeling of like what DID i just? Do and then
you come out of it and you're, like, oh it's
just a.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
Dream But i'm a.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
Dude the bottom of the, stairs the BASEMENT i grew up. In,
UH i would body bury a.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
Body. Uh you should. Check if you're a cop out
there and you're in The blackwood, Area, look you might
want to go to Twelve Madison. DRIVE i think you
just admitted. Guilt so what happened is Dream AND i
don't know why how this came, up BUT i Guess
i'm in college And i'm taking college classes and it's the.
Thing AND i actually did this in community, college which

(54:05):
is WHY i went to a two year school for five.
YEARS i didn't, graduate end up finishing up like a
couple of years. Ago, yeah and went on three spring.
Breaks BUT i did that thing where and my parents
didn't care about. GRADES i lied to my mom and
dad about report, cards progress. Reports my dad's, like, YEAH
i haven't gotten a report card in two. Years i'm, like,
well where were you like the second year in, like, yeah,
okay you just realized, this, Dad, yeah where were you

(54:27):
the second marketing? Period the first year of this. Happened
SO i have a dream where now there was a college.
CLASS i GUESS i picked. THAT i didn't go to
the entire. Semester and it was that feeling of anxiety
that way go with high school, man where you had
a lot of more tests or your book reports doing
you don't have it.

Speaker 4 (54:43):
DONE i had a lot of that right after, College
LIKE i got in you, know started working full, time
AND i would still have those, dreams, dude where you're
like you wake up and you're, LIKE i didn't get
the report done and you're, like, No i'm an adult
with the. JOB i don't need to get a report.
Done now you want to hear? It crazy dream?

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Story? Yeah, uh who'd you killed this? One so this
ONE i always had a. Dream it's always in a,
basement which is. Weird maybe some stuff did happen to
me THAT i should really look. Into so it's just
for years as a, kid the same dream about the same.

Speaker 4 (55:15):
Basement, Right, yeah is she putting the lotion in the, past?
Dude sort of, Creepy, right same, dream same. Basement now
it's not my.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
BASEMENT i go over to my neighbor's house AND i
go down their. Basement it's that. Basement. Wow how crazy is?
That And i'm talking like maybe like ten eleven years. Old, wow,
dude it was. Nuts AND i remember having this overwhelming
feeling of, like oh my, god this is the Basement

(55:45):
i've been dreaming. Of, YEAH i don't, know, man the
mind is, Amazing SO i don't know IF i was down,
there like they were good people like it's not LIKE
i don't, know maybe they molested. ME i don't, know.

Speaker 4 (55:57):
But but it was like so it wasn't anything like,
scary but it was like weird BECAUSE i had dreamt
about this basement for years and then all of a,
SUDDEN i go down their.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
BASEMENT i, go it's it's that's the. Basement. Yeah Like
i'll have the same weird dreams over and over, again
or maybe they. Don't MAYBE i think THAT i am
but dreams, man it's it's, yeah it's. Crazy. Man then
you have a dream and a. Dream, No i've dreamt
in a dream really where you're dreaming and then in
the dream you're. Dreaming you can you wake yourself up
out of a bad. DREAM i, can IF i IF

(56:29):
I i close my eyes hard, enough, sure LIKE i.
CAN I, like If i'm in a bad, dream like,
Okay and here's HOW i know it's a bad. Dream
IF i bite my lip THAT i like in a,
Dream i'll bite my. Lip i'm, like, Okay i'm not feeling,
Pain so NOW i know it's a. Dream And i'll
try and get myself out of. It, Man i've done some.

Speaker 4 (56:44):
Times If i'm having a good dream AND i end
up waking up. SOMEHOW i try and go back to
sleep and get.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
Back into that. Dream, yeah and THEN i get back
into that, dream but it's like an alternate universe and
it's not as good as it was. Before, yeah you
try and go right back to sleep real. Quick. Man,
yeah you got like girl your dreams or you just
got a ton of money or something like, that and
it's never the. Same it's it's it's it's just off
a little bit wild. Man. Yeah, yeah mine's a crazy, place. Dude,
Yeah i'm gonna check that house. Out. Man Maybe i'm

(57:12):
gonna drive it by today and see what's up with that, Basis,
like you might want to check your, basement, man Twelve
madison drive close the. Township everybody thanks your calls and
they always welcome on the. Show we're glad when you're
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Smiling when you're, smiling, Smile i'm old smiles of. You

(57:36):
and when you're ELEVEN o love mat the sun comes
shining through when.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
You're crying you bring on the.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
Night stop stop this.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
Side won't you be.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
Happy to where you? Smiling keep on. Smiling i'm. Smiling
that's dropping, out. MAN i know you guys are. Awesome
my love putting at me guys on my way working
R she was, like oh, yeah warming, Up chip And i'm,
Like i'm a down you.

Speaker 3 (58:09):
Here we're, rocking, hey thank.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
You you shots are the, best.

Speaker 6 (58:13):
Y'all keep me.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
Laughing, man you guys are.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
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Speaker 1 (58:18):
Shotty oh?

Speaker 3 (58:19):
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Speaker 1 (58:24):
MANA i get them the hell out of here with
you growing? Out this is the radio IN, Djl, like
if you're on, IT i would listen.

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