TUESDAY 11-18-2025

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up, Godsley, wake Up.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
In a world of mediocre radio, in a time of
regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand Barb West on this show,

(00:42):
isn't it?

Speaker 1 (00:44):
And what's happening? Good morning, Scotty, Yes, yes, I want to.
I went twenty one years without being called Scotty, and
I mean I navigated through garbage pail kids with Scott Scott. Yeah, uh,
Gelotti if you were Italian Scotty too Hotty from wrestling

(01:06):
or beat me Up Scotty from Star Trek. Twenty one years.
I navigated those waters and never was called Scotty until
some jerk off program director decided, Hey, it would be
fun to call you Scotti the intern And here we are. Yeah,
twenty some odd years later. Yeah, I was. I was
Wheels forever ye starry Radio because I was a DJ,

(01:28):
you know, in the turntable looked like Wheels. Yeah. And
then my buddy said, when I moved to Colorado, you
should go by Joe John' Like listen, are you gonna
pay me? He's like yeah, Like cool because I came
here with nothing, I mean out a pizza boxes. So uh,
you call me douchebag if you want. I don't mean
your checks are gonna bounce. Okay, that's perfect, it's fine. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
The show before us had it right. It was just
Joe and Scott like they were that was normal. Yeah, Hey,
we're Joe and we're Scott. One guy was like a
banker and the other guy yeah, like he was like
a mortgage linder. Like they were just too too normal dudes. Yeah,
they had a two share. That's why we're here. Well
yeah yeah, yeah, unfortunately and many people listen here we are.

(02:08):
And I yet when I do that too, when I
text you or your wife, I still I don't know.
It's just like Scotty, you know, man. Yeah, actually I
drew about your middle name, Monroe. I think that one's
cool than Scotty. Monroe is pretty cool cold. All the
imaging here, what do you know? Joe, Joe and Joe,
Joe and Monroe, Jojo and Monroe in the morning sounds
pretty awesome. Jojo and Monroe. That sounds awesome. That sounds

(02:33):
when I hear it, like because it's my mom's maiden
last name, that's my middle name, Monroe. It sounds like
an old black man just sitting on like a porch,
just enjoy like drinking some iced tea, just enjoy life.
You know, read the book where a gay guy Lives
upstairs in San Francisco, because that was hard. It was
too close for comfort. Yeah, day with Monroe. It was

(02:55):
the great Jim j Bullet, Joe, Joe and Monroe. Yeah,
all right, we're gonna have to call mister iHeart to
see if we can rebrand the show. They don't even
know who we are. Who Atlantic City Cut do whatever
you want? Guys, what's their name? Jojo and Monroe? Damn
I love that. Yeah, everybody, it is Tuesday. We're gonna

(03:18):
find a ZXL workforce from the day for an actual
pair of tickets today ever, Eve, yeah, yesterday we had
nothing today. We should have let me just double check.
Uh Leonard Skintered. Do you know who that is Skintered?
Leonard Skinnered? Uh yeah I do, Yeah, your old gym teacher.
And that was it was their gym teacher that they
it was the guy named Leonard Skinner and uh so

(03:40):
Leonard SKINNERD and Foreigner are gonna be coming to Camden
this summer. We got tickets for you. Coming up just
a little bit. It's lunch point seven ZXL, South Jersey's
rock station, z e exl Morn Show. Good morning, everybody, do
it live. I can go all write it and we'll
do it live. And things sucks. I'm Scotty. Good morning.

(04:03):
Here's news foot us on a Tuesday. President Donald Trump
said yesterday that Americans could see payments funded by the
tariff revenues sometime next year. I think they're looking at
what like two thousand bucks household. Yeah, but my wife
ruined that by making too much money. Yes, I believe
there is a I believe if you make more than

(04:25):
one hundred grand a year combined, it's it's not going
to go to you. So so yeah, So I'm not
gonna get my ninety eight inch TV. She has her
eighty grand per year, and then I make twenty one
grand per year. So where am I at? Yeah, I'm
actually gonna quit this job so I can get the

(04:45):
two thousand dollars payment. I think that's a great idea.
I asked to work under the table through I are
Cacharle Lane that God does it Atlantic City has implemented
a cap on the number of cannabis dispensaries in order
to stabilize a crowded and still growing recreational marijuana market.
Because that's what Atlantic City needs, more cannabis dispensaries and

(05:05):
bad The city's new cap will limit the number of
cannabis dispensaries, including smaller scale businesses, at just sixteen. Dude,
a couple in New Jersey they won three million dollars
in a scratch off, right, This happened just a couple
of days ago, but a month ago they won a
million dollars in a scratch off for them. Yeah, the chances,

(05:27):
so you know, I know the taxman is going to
take probably half of it, but still, you know, that's
that's nice. Dude. E three fours. So you probably you
were walking away with like two to to and change
actually about me to just just for me and my wife,
Like you're not gonna leave a ton to your kids.
I'll probably go through that in my lifetime. But that's
good change. That's nice change, man. You go pay off
the house all that stuff. That's news. What about sports?

(05:49):
Cowboys beat the Raiders thirty three to sixteen. We're just
watching two bad teams play each other on Monday night football. Yeah,
that Dallas covered the spread, so I don't care. I
was on the right side of that one. Finally, Sixers
beat the Clippers won ten to one oh eight. Take
take on the Raptors tomorrow. Virginia Tech. They hired James Franklin,
he was the fired coach from Penn State to be

(06:10):
their head football coach. And Lane Johnson is going to
be out for multiple weeks. I believe it's a foot injury.
It's called a lease rack injury. So yeah, Lane Johnson,
who I believe is my age. I think he's forty
five years old. Old. Jeez, really, dude, he's old. Yeah,
he looks I mean when it comes to football, he's old.
I think he's like thirty five or thirty six years old.

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But yeah, but he you know, he is the guy considered,
you know, one of the best linemen in football. So
he's out for at least a couple of weeks. Not
the season, just a couple of weeks. There you go.
That's news. That's sun and clouds today. Have to forty
nine chance of rain tonight, open forty tomorrow for your
Wednesday rain I have the fifty thirty seven outside right now,

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one hundred point sevens the Xcel South Jersey's rock station's
ZXL morning show, one hundred point sevens the XL South
Jersey's rock station, him to see some morning show. I'll
have a conversation with the wife today. She said something
to me last night I wasn't happy with. Now, instead
of getting nuts and flying off the handle, I'm not
going to do that. But there was a part of
me to sit and just simmer with it, just getting angrier.

(07:14):
And I do this with the kids do because there
were times where I flip down. I'm like, if I
flip out and say what I want to say, it's
going to cause an issue. They're gonna get all pissed off.
I'm pissed off. Then I go to apologize. It's not
gonna do that problem with my wife too, that it
was not healthy. Yes, and it's like it's like, I
don't understand why you're being like this, and I'm the
bigger person. I was a bigger person yesterday because what

(07:35):
I wanted to say is some really awful things because
she said something awful to me. Now it is shark week,
so I'll put that out there that didn't a shark
week at my house. I love it. You brought it up,
and I love it because it just makes perfect sense
because she's acting like a shark biting everybody's head off.
This it's no, it's nuts because there's blood into water

(07:58):
and it's a real thing in my house. And I
can tell her mood is a little off, and I'm like, okay,
why are you? Oh, now I get it. So now
she's cleaning up her office, which has become a storage area.
But again, beautiful house, beautiful office, glass doors, it looks
like it looks like a storage unit in this place,
so she'd ever clean it up, supposedly clean it up.
And I walk in. She's on her phone. She's on

(08:19):
the floor on her phone. I'm like, okay, she's like.
She turns to me. Now I know she's uh. She's
doing real estate as well. So supposedly she was on
the phone texting with another agent. But she turns to
me and says, I'm gonna beleep this, h I'm working.
Shut the up, bro. I don't talk to you like that. Yeah,

(08:42):
you usually don't talk to me like that. But okay,
is it that that's how we're gonna start talking to you,
because there's times where I want to say it, but
I don't because I'm the bigger person. But I was like,
now is it game on? Now that you used it?
Am I gonna be a child? I'm like and I
almost like she asked me something. I was watching the
fotball game, and I almost I almost set it back
to her and was just like, well, why did you

(09:03):
say you said it? Did you not even know you
said it? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, you're you know what. It's just, hey, honey,
I'm on the phone. I'll you know, I'll be with
you in a couple of minutes. And here's the problem.
She's all pissed off because she has put herself in
the situation where she lets things build up in the
in the bathroom, she lets things build up in the

(09:25):
bedroom where there's there's clothes everywhere, and she gets overwhelmed
with these things. So mine is well, here you are
again on the phone, not doing what you got and
it's gonna turn into a three week process cleaning out
this this office of hers and everything else. But I
was like, wow, you turned around, you dropped that line. Wow,
A little shocked Truttle shocked. Yeah, I'm gonna pull aside today.

(09:48):
We're both thinking rationally, I'm gonna pull her aside and say,
you know, you said something to me yesterday, and I'm
gonna I'm gonna be the bigger person and say I
don't like the way you did that. No matter what
it is is. I don't think it's justified to say
that to your spouse, but it is. It's crazy what
wives think it's okay to say that. I would never

(10:09):
say to my wife. Never. We talk like that. The
other morning, I go in to say good morning to
my wife, right, like, you know, I'm up. I start
the day at like five five thirty on a weekend, right,
So I go in out of seven o'clock. I bring
her coffee jojo Right, I'm bringing her coffee, saying hey, baby,
good morning. She looks at me and goes, your eyes

(10:32):
are puffy? Right? I go what? I go? Okay? I
was like, I don't know, maybe there's been a lot
going on. She's like, she's like, yeah, I just think
you're drinking too much. Oh yeah, probably how about thank you?
Yes exactly, I say that all the time. I go,
how about just to thank you? No, just leave it there.

(10:54):
I put words of my wife's Now I say what
you meant to say was good morning, honey, thank you
for the coffee. Let's talk about the puffing eyes later.
But I get oh, your miser puffy, that's that's the best.
I would never talk like that. You never want to
talk like that, dude. If I said that to my wife,
she would kill me. Like I forced while I go
over there and give her a hug, like even in
the morning. I'm like, I don't know. That's when I

(11:14):
when you walk into the room, when you're out all day,
you come in there, you give your spouse a hug
or a kisser at least acknowledge them. Like now, I
make it obvious. I fly off the couch right, and
I run over and slide across the floor, and I
give a hug to make it known. I'm being a
little over exaggerated, but that's what you have to do exactly.
I'm like, oh, you know what, I'll make it known
here I am being the better person. Yeah, I got

(11:35):
that line dry, and I was like, you know what,
Thank god the cowboys are covering the spread, or I'd
be really pissed. All right now, you really, man, Yeah,
you don't say that to somebody else, And I'll poor
size say, do you even know you said that? She'd
probably even know what she says that. Hey, we got
a pair of tickets Leonard Skinner and Foreigner coming to
Camden this summer if you want tickets six zero nine
six seven seven hundred seven six zero nine six seven

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seven hundred seven six zero nine six seven seven one
hundred seven Leonards Getner Foreigner up in Camden h six
zero nine six seven seven hundred and seven. We get back.
We'll do some rocks, some rock news for you. Weird
Al is back. Weird Al Yankovic. He is touring nineties

(12:21):
cities across North America. Uh so if you want to
see weird Out. I've never seen weird Out, but I've
heard that he puts on a real fun show. Unfortunately,
that could be my kid's first concert, and it's like,
which would be a fun It will be a fun
show though. Yeah, but he does eat It, we play
eat It thinks it's hysterical. Uh so do you so?

Speaker 4 (12:43):
So?

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Yeah, he does. Instead of my Sharona, it was my bologna. Yes, see,
has to think my kid doesn't know all the old classes,
the old the original. I love Rocky Road like a surgeon. Yeah.
So is it in Atlantic City? Up? Borgotta is got
him July seventeenth, So weird al He's doing a bunch

(13:07):
of shows too around the area. I think he's gonna
be up in Hershey July thirty first, but the big
one is going to be Atlantic City Borgotta July seventeen.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Good for we gotta July said, Wow, summertime. Huh yeah,
big show, dude, he puts I mean, you know, he
used to play wild Wood a lot and he'll you know,
he would put like five thousand people in there. Warren
Haynes from the Almond Brothers and Government Mule, he is
going out on tour, doing a solo tour. If you're

(13:40):
a big Almond Brothers fan, I know you are. Jojo.
Closest we're going to get to see Warren Haynes solo.
Oh I gotta do okay, I gotta do a lot
of math in my head.

Speaker 4 (13:54):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Dallas, Texas. I think that's the closest show that we got.
February twenty third in Dallas, Texas with three hour flights.
This a MC Dallas. Yeah, Yeah, Warren Haynes. Yea, the
Almond Brothers and Government full going out solo doing a tour.
But we ain't getting any local shows, not us. It's
not rambling man, is that one? Yeah, it's okay. Almond Brothers,

(14:20):
Almond Brothers Man. That was for probably about six seventh summers.
That was a band. We would see the Almond Brothers
every summer up in Camden because it is like the nineties. Uh,
Steve Miller every summer, Doobie Brothers every summer. That's good
summer man. Leonard SKINNERD and Foreigner have announced that they
are going on tour. It's called the Double Trouble Double

(14:44):
Vision Tour. So it's going to be this summer and
we have tickets, by the way, but the closest show
we're gonna get is Camden, so good. Our tickets are
in Camden August twentieth. It's gonna be Leonard SKINNERD and Foreigner.
That's the closest show that we're gonna get and we
have tickets for you coming up just a little bit. Uh,

(15:06):
there you go. That is news or I'm sorry, it
is my god, Oh my god, I I completely just
forgot where we were so you had a little stroke
capture faces. It was weird. It's droopy now I have
built Paul's like, you're slobbign all over your papers. So
there's some rock news where I got so excited about
Foreigner and Leonard Skinner a bunch of point seven's. The

(15:35):
xuse out Church is rock station where you can stream
the show and stream the whole radio station too while
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so easy to use this on your smartphone. Yeah, go
to the iHeartRadio app search w z x L. Sometimes
I gotta shake my hat at my wife because she
gets mad at me for like the wrong reason. So

(15:56):
I'm moving furniture last night, and after I get done
move furniture, she's kind of in a pissy mood with me.
I'm like, okay, like, and I'm like, like, why are
you like you You're you're acting like you're mad at me.
She's like, I don't know. When I got home, you
were in such a good mood and then you started
moving furniture and you just seemed angry. And I go, yeah,

(16:18):
I'm moving furniture. Do you think I want to be
moving bedroom furniture? No, I dropped a piece on my foot.
I'm bleeding, Like I said, I said, yeah, what do
you mean? Like it has nothing to do with you?
Like it has nothing to do She's like, well, I
just you're just mood changed because I'm moving furniture. No
one's happy about moving furniture. No one. No one high

(16:39):
fives each other and says, guess what we get to
do today? Move furniture. I don't. It shocks me. Sometimes
does your wife through this? Sometimes? I think my wife
says things just to start a fight, just get a reaction. Yeah,
And I'm like, and what house? And and my move
with that is okay. Do you just need a hug?
And I do when I go and I say, I'm

(16:59):
talking over, give you a hug. And I again, I'm
being a jerk about it, but I'm like, you just
do you want some type of attention because we could
talk about a million other things. Now, You're right. I
like the fact that you were happy when she got home,
which was good. Yeah, and then you're moving furniture. Are
you angry at the furniture or are you just not
in a happy mood while you're moving the furniture? You
don't want to, Like, I'm moving down three floors. It's

(17:21):
a it's a pain in the balls. You know, we're
getting furniture delivered, so I had to make sure the
furniture was out, you know, the old furniture was out.
Trying to muscle it by yourself. Yes, yeah, you know.
She but she's hoping too, but still like I'm still
carrying stuff. Like I said, drop something on my foot.
I'm like, I'm, you know, looking at my foot's bleeding. Yeah,
you know, I smashed my finger, you know, trying to

(17:42):
get something done and uh. And even then it's it's
it's the little, these weird little things where we finally
then get on the couch and there's two options to
watch before Monday night football. We can watch the Welcome
the Dairy, which is the if It's even King's It
prequel on HBO, which is very good, or the new

(18:05):
episode of land Man for season two. Yeah right, So
I said, I go, she we like both, And I said,
do you want to watch this the IT show? Or
do you want to watch land Man? And she goes,
what do you want to watch? And I said, I said,
you know what, Welcome to Dairy. Let's do that we've
been you know that show has been you know, we've

(18:27):
watched a couple episodes already. And she goes, oh okay,
oh go I go what she goes, I I would
I would have picked Landman And I go, then why
didn't you just say I don't care? Do you just? Yes,
that's what I said. I go, I don't care, Like,
just pick something, dude. Do you know how many times
I've had this scroll through like Netflix and Hulu and

(18:48):
HBO Max and Paramount Plus just go like, do you
want to watch this? Do you want to watch this?
Do you want to? And I go, we're just wasting time.
Just pick, just tell me what you want to watch.
And we're not playing a game. We really don't care,
don't care. Whatever you want to watch, we'll put on
one hundred percent. Yeah, but yeah, you were. I just
loved it. She's like, you've been in a bad mood

(19:10):
ever since you were moving furniture. Yeah, because moving furniture
puts you in a bad mood. That's like, I say,
why isn't Joe happy out there raking the leaves? Yeah?
Because I'm raking leaves. I was happy when you got
home because I wasn't Raking leaves that no one ever
got happier after Raking leaves. It's not you're over, it's
not that you're punching the mattress angry. It's like, no, no, no,
I'm just not happy sitting on a couch. I'm moving furniture.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
She's like, you just seem to have an attitude. I go, yeah,
my foot's bleeding and I just had to move a
five piece bedroom set. And I think it's their attitude
that they make. They want to make it look like
it's our attitude, but it's really their at Sure. Yeah, yes,
you're pointing a finger at me. You got three point
back at you, honey, Right, that's right. I'm a mirror. Ye.

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Look we kept back well. Knock out some headlines.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
The three Part.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Conspiracy Corner on Utre point seven, the Excel South Jerseys
rock station, The z XL Morning Show, Body Fresh off
a comedy tour of the Great State the Buckeye State
of Ohio, Hate Ohio. Gary G. Garcia in studio Usy
Love Ohio, Man Lands usually love Ohio. I've only been
to Cleveland and it was it was like, yeah, it

(20:29):
was like cloudy.

Speaker 4 (20:30):
It was like drizzling, very aggressive bombs in Cleveland. I
do that that well, when I went, they had very
aggressive Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
I think if you dude, Cleveland had a river that
caught on fire. Do you know how polluted the river
has to be to catch on fire? That was by
a bunch of road construction. It's actually by the Rock
and Roll Hall of Fame. Moment, well, yeah, because what
is there out there? There's the Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame and then there's Canton, which I think is
near Cleveland. That's the football Hall of Fame.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
Right, yes, it's because Friday night, Friday night, Saturday and Sunday,
the shows were good. Friday night, light, light, crowd, right,
and I'm looking outside, I'm like, yo, there's no one
And we were like in this city, I forgot where
it was someone on. We were like in the city,
no one out, not a soul on the block except
for me smoking my cigarette everybody on Friday night and

(21:18):
I'm like, yo, where is everybody?

Speaker 1 (21:20):
Yo?

Speaker 4 (21:20):
And they were like, oh, well last week this was
packed out, but you know this week they got a
high school football team game thing.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
High school high school.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
Yeah, that's where everyone is at a high school football game.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
This is how it goes down. That's that's that. That's
when you're in one of those towns. Dude. It's the
little Western tail. Dude.

Speaker 4 (21:43):
I'm lucky the eighth grade didn't make the playoffs. I
wouldn't have seen anyone do. That's why they call they
called it Friday night lights.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Right, So I thought that was college so high school games,
but I was going to college in Tennessee. That's insane.
A buddy would take me to his hometown, small little
town in middle Tennessee, and he's like, Friday night. Like
you said, He's like, all right, we're gonna go party
to night. I'm like, okay, I'm all in. Let's you know,
I'm nineteen whatever, Like, let's go high school day. We

(22:09):
drive to a Walmart parking lot and I go, what
is this? He goes, Oh, after the high school football game,
everyone all the kids hang out in the Walmart parking
lot and just drink and just drinking it waste. And
that's it.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
That's what the whole town got. Look, I love Ohio.
I usually it just wasn't as much fun this week,
but it wasn't as cold. The first time I went
to Ohio. Man, the dude comes up to me and
Mike and he's like, Yo, you know, why don't you
come out with us. We're gonna go hang out real quick. Right,
So Mike comes up to me, he goes, Yo, there's
three black dudes over here. Want us to go hang
out with them?

Speaker 1 (22:42):
Yeah, I think it's safe. Might be the only three
black guys in Ohio.

Speaker 4 (22:45):
That's what I thought. But then they took us to
this barn. It was literally a barn, like the old
school red barn. You know, that's what Dave Chappelle. Dave Chappelle,
he lives out and Ohio loves it.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Man. It took us to a barn.

Speaker 4 (22:57):
We went in there and it was all overweight white
women and black dudes. Me, you know, Me, Mike and
my man were the only three white dudes in there.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
Where's the DJ plug in in the barn?

Speaker 4 (23:11):
Oh? I don't even it was. They had it hooked
up inside. I mean it was still like dirt on
the floor. But yeah, yeah, dude, but it was all
like there was no chick under there. On the I'd
say forty five and that and she would be like
maybe four five. I'd be like four five inches tall.
I forty five like they were used.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
I wouldn't want bigger than you.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
They were getting it, man, they were getting it in.
They were all dancing all night and not like I
never got it man, Like I'd hang out with these
like jacked black guys right like they love guys white women.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Dude, what fat white? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (23:45):
Yeah, they need love to like like like these guys
roll the guys and they would make love to any
part of their body.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Yeah, you could anyway challenge and challenge. These guys put
all kinds of work in the work, you know, working
out and everything like that, and then your girlfriend is
four hundred pounds does the complete opposite. It gets in
all it just s flops it out. Yeah, they like that.
They big job of the hut lover is. Man. Ah,
let's keep going here. A conspiracy? Can I can I

(24:15):
throw out a conspiracy? So I had a guy come
over to fix a grandfather clock me. We get talking
and we're talking about kids don't even know how to
tell time anymore. They don't want you to. So then
I they want kids purposely dumb. So I'm gonna throw
this out at you, all right. So then he came
out and said this he goes, hey, I don't know
if you like, I'm a conspiracy theorist guy. And I

(24:36):
was like, I'm all in right, and so I said,
let's put the tinfoil hats on, and I start talking
about how kids don't know cursive anymore, they don't teach
it in schools anymore, and he goes, you know why,
He goes, because they don't want children to be able
to read the Constitution exactly. They don't want you to
be able to read. They want it.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
It's going on, like you already see them doing it.
They literally try to change history right in front.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Of He hit me with that, and I was like, yeah,
I might be able to read the Constitution. That's crazy. No,
it's not crazy.

Speaker 4 (25:09):
They don't want them to be able to read books
that were written that they don't want to be able
to read. Instead of saying that's why, like right now,
you know kids. You know, I was talking to this
lady her kids getting ready to graduate. She told me
her kid can't read.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Dude, they said. But then I almost wondering, what are
you doing?

Speaker 4 (25:25):
Like you know what I'm saying, like like my it
wasn't the school that taught my kids to read you
read it.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
They just kind of doubled that. Yeah, they kind of
just you know, doubled down on what I was doing.
That being said, I barely know how to read, but
like Chicago still write cursive. Okay, Well I don't think
I could do the whole alphabet. Dude.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
I had to write the other day when I had
to you know, I'm going to court, so I had
to fill out all this paperwork as to like why,
so I had to write like paragraphs as to what
went on. I haven't no, I haven't written it, so yeah,
forwards and cramping off. It looked like I wrote it
with my feet.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Yo. I couldn't believe it. I was looking at it like, yo,
I can't write anymore. Yeah, but think about it. You
don't learn. I don't want you. They don't want you
to read the concerts or anything back then that was written. Yeah,
anything that was any script, you will not be able
to read.

Speaker 4 (26:20):
And they're not even really teaching them how to read
stuff from regular print. Dog, these kids will leave in
high school with like second grade educations.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
They don't. They just numbers came out about you. You
got to start leaving some children behind again. You got
to start doing it.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
Is that no child left behind. There's a problem with that.
Some children need to be left behind. So Chicago came
out with numbers yesterday. I think it's under twenty percent
of kids in Chicago know how to read and do math.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
That sounds about right. So that's eighty percent don't know
how to read or do math. Yeah, yeah, that sounds
about right. And you were coming in Gary, what do
you want to get into. Is it just big girls
in barns or what us? Yeah, I thought you liked
this one.

Speaker 4 (27:01):
Nineteen sixty two, three dudes escaped from Alcatraz, right, the
hardest prison in the world.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
They said you couldn't get out of it.

Speaker 4 (27:10):
But these three dudes escaped, swam right, got away, never
to be seen again.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
Yeah, they're the only ones they think actually made it.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
Was it at the same time or saying they escaped together?

Speaker 1 (27:24):
Apparently?

Speaker 4 (27:24):
The theory is that we did see them again, that
those three guys seven years later.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Landed on the moon through the.

Speaker 4 (27:34):
Astronauts on the moon, the astronauts that landed on the moon.
Now I will say this, yeah, hold on, hold on
a second. You guys asked me to look up. I
need to find stuff that's like whoa. Right, So I
look at this and I'm like, get out of here, which,

(27:55):
by the way, is the first thing I said when
I first heard about flat Earth. I was like, get
out of here, right, Okay, I'm looking at escape. They
go in, they're going into uh uh, you know, they
go deep into it. They talk about the guys in
the background. But what really gets you is they do
the overlay of the faces. And when they do the
overlay of the faces, man, they like right in. But

(28:18):
see that's the problem I got though, you guys, I
feel like to escape Alcatraz exactly. They're saying that they
didn't escape, that they will helped to get out. They
made it look like an escape, and then you know
the dudes were gone. No one thought about him for
seven years. They brought him back and put them.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
On the moon. Now do you think it was an
inside job? Like these guys were very intelligent and they
wanted them to be astronauts, you think someone, I don't
think they're intelligent at all. I think they want the
dumbest people they can get, the people that they thought,
uh take the secret and fake the man, fake the
moonland and fake it and here's here's the deal. We're
gonna get you out of prison. You got to play

(28:52):
a character. Yeah, yes, okay. Do you think that there
so dumb that they just went up in a rocket
ship and landed in like New Mexico and they were like, look,
you're on the moon. And the guys were like, oh wow,
look it's it's it's rocks. Now. I think they were
on stage stage what is it thirty one? Stage thirty.

Speaker 4 (29:11):
It was all stage. And the thing is, you watched
like I sent you something yesterday with some of the footage.
When you watch the footage, it's.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Like, come on, well look at look at what it
took for the rock you've earth to go to the moon.
And then it just kind of just drifted off of
the moon. No, no thrusting, none of that. It's just
you look at it. Tom Hanks movie. Wow.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
Well Tom Hanks has ruined every Tom Hanks movie for me,
And that's hard.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
I don't want to think.

Speaker 4 (29:38):
He used to be one of my favorite actors man,
and now he's just a slime ball. And the thing
is when you watch it, dude, when you watch his interviews,
though he is a slime you can see he's a
you can see he's a sucker.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
You google it. If you google Tom Hanks, some bad
stuff might come up. Yeah, Tom Hanks is a little diddly. Yeah,
you know.

Speaker 4 (29:55):
But yeah, So, I mean, I don't know if I
believe that those dudes did it. But I mean, listen,
that one guy said, we never went of the moon,
one of the astronauts, and he says it to this day.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
He's still alive. He said it to the day died.
If he's still alive, he's still saying the challenge you
never exploded. And they're showing picture.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
And they all had twin brothers and sisters. Listen, you
could believe everything they tell you. It's it's you know,
you can believe what they tell you if you want.
But what do you get out of it? That's the problem.
Now you get nothing out of it. Back in the day,
they told us the story, you know, and it didn't
sound good. But we were like like Kennedy the Magic bullet.

(30:32):
Everybody stopped talking about it eventually, you know what I'm saying, Right, whatever,
let's move on. And you could do that, why because
just look, just go take your vacation, get your house, you.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Do those things.

Speaker 4 (30:44):
But here's the problem now. Now they want us to
just accept the stupid stories. But you can't go buy
a house. You can't just take care of your family.
You're struggling just to get bread and food on the table.
There's nothing we're getting back in return to allow them
tell me just lying back in the day.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
It's not like it is new. We always knew the
government was lying, but we kind of you know, they
let us do a thing. But hold on, it wasn't
a magic bullet that killed Kennedy.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
Well, it was when I could buy a house. Now
that I can't buy a house, it's no magic bullet.
Why should I believe what you're telling me if I
get nothing out of it? People were talking, you know,
says that's where we're at now. It's like, why why
should we believe you?

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Now? Now you're gonna have to come up with better story?
Is more important? Where can people find the great Gary
g Garcia, the.

Speaker 4 (31:27):
Great Gary gu Guarcia, I have no idea, but you
could find me chokes, you know, you find out where
I'm playing.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
I'm in Atlantic City every single night.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
And also, if you like podcasts, check out my podcast,
Rated G with Gagy Guarcia and my brother Brian T.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Locatto. And if you're dropping ones today, if you're in Ohio,
you can always see Gary. He's the king of Ohio,
you know what, man, Like I said, that's what Ohio.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
But they didn't treat me well this week I feel
like this weekend wasn't It wasn't my best. We're gonna
move it to Indiana like that, you know, all right,
Lodiana's popping too. I like Indiana.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Man. How do I want to take a road trip
with you? Yeah? I had a chicken. You have to
leave on Friday night. I have to be back by
Sunday morning.

Speaker 4 (32:10):
That's that's the way to do it, to get going
on those long road trips and Friday back Sunday.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
All right. Look, Gary, we love you, buddy. I love
you guys too many we get back. Oh love track
anything thirty empty nothing, anything racket rock or roughing love frash. Hey,

(32:37):
here's some trash for you. There's not a lot of
going on in the trash world. Uh, it's not looking
good for this. I was I think I was team
Justin Baldanie. That's the guy who's suing the wife of
Ryan Reynolds. Blake Lively. Now she's suing him. He was
suing her and I kind of was on his side,
but now she's suing him for sexual harassment. And apparently

(33:01):
it's on video that he was seen missing a sexual
harassment training video, and I guess he was supposed to watch.
Have you ever had the watch make him guilty?

Speaker 3 (33:11):
Though?

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Have you ever watched those videos? Yeah? And everything they
do I think is okay. It's the best dude. Every
time I've had to watch those videos, it's like like
a boss is like he's like, I gotta do this, guys,
and they roll in the TV like when you had
a substitute teacher and they would roll in the TV

(33:32):
with the VCR and they put it in and it's
just awfully acted. And then later in the last like
fifteen years, my buddy, who is like kind of an actor,
he does like bit parts in movies, he stars in
one of these sexual harassment videos. Is he the one
who puts his arms on Jennifer's shoulders and says you
look at it yes? Which again, which what's wrong with that?

(33:54):
Which makes me laugh because now I'm watching a sexual
harassment video, but I know the guy, like I know
that guy honestly, like you do think about it, Like
you can't even say, wow, you look great today, Like
I don't know that's an hr issue, is it? So
the Great comedian party Land, he told the story he

(34:14):
was for some court ordered thing for drugs he had
to do, like get to go to some type of therapy,
and they showed a video and it was about how
you shouldn't act. He was in the video of how
you shouldn't act from the Howard Stern Show. So he's like,

(34:37):
I'm watching it and I just have my head down
because it's embarrassing that I'm watching me and she's telling
me that's what not to do. My wife was catching
it up in the like in the car, she was
doing her training, we were driving somewhere. She's watching, paying attention.
So I'm looking at it like, you got this super
in shape, good looking guy, you got this this frumpy woman.
And my thing is, there's no way that guy's being

(34:57):
said he's not sexually harassing her. No, you gonna get
the fucky guy sexual regress in the hot chick. Yeah,
it's worked that way, get anything he wants. Because we
didn't we didn't have to do that here for a
long time, but now like we're more corporate, so we
me and you have to sit through stuff like that.
I hit play, I go vacuum, I come back, I
hit play. Yeah, just keep calling. You see the video, No,

(35:20):
I didn't see it. Tom Cruise is getting roasted. I
guess he did a speech. He won something. I don't
know what. It was, an honorary oscar. I don't know,
but they're saying his speech closely resembles his ex wife
Nicole Kidman's AMC promo, which I don't know if you've
been to a movie theater lately, but if you go
to AMC theaters, Nicole Kidman does this like big commercial

(35:44):
for people to come back to the movie theaters. Yeah,
come on back. And for some reason, I guess Tom
his speech seemed to be very close than Nicole Kidman's commercial.
He just messing weather. Maybe they divorced. They divorced back
in two thousand and one. Danny Masterson, he was the
pothead guy from that seventy show. He's blaming his lawyers

(36:06):
for him being behind bars and wants to try and
get out of jail, blaming them saying that they they
screwed up his case, so we'll see what happened. He
was assaulted the woman. Then here something the kids rape. Yes, bad, bad,
bad dude, bad dude. Johnny Knoxville he got married to
his longtime girlfriend, and congrats to mister Knoxville. Leave Schreiber

(36:26):
and so Ray Donovan he has been hospitalized after suffering
from severe headaches and they don't know what it's from.
So Leave Schreiber is in the hospital. And the BBC
had a rough week. Man, BBC get they're getting sued
by our president and they had to apologize to the
Princess of Wales for just calling her Kate Middleton. Yeah.

(36:47):
I saw the clip they did at Trump January sixth
where they really did cut it down. Yeah, it made
him sound like storm the Capitol and just break everything.
I think, dude, I'm not kidding. And this is why
Trump is awesome. He's suing them for like nine true
million dollars. It still settle settle million some ridiculous it's
five billion, right, but they'll settle for ten million. The

(37:08):
guys that's getting paid for these networks. He is winning
these dumb cases. I follow like a couple of lawyers
online like podcasts and stuff. And the reason that people
do that like they'll they'll they'll like sue someone for
seven hundred million dollars. I didn't know this that once
that number is set, you can't go back. So if

(37:28):
you go, I'm gonna sue you for three hundred thousand dollars,
that number is set, so you can't get more than that.
You can't get like, you can't go back and up
the number. So people, okay, So people go and do
an outrageous number knowing that it's gonna get settled down
somewhere below them. Yeah, swinging for the fences. And that's

(37:49):
what it is, because once you put that number out there,
it's that's that dune rith that just sticks. Uh. There
you go some hey, good morning the.

Speaker 4 (38:00):
XL morning calling for my morning.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Go. Okay, I'll be honest. We made you a promise yesterday.
You know, you called in and we didn't have anything
to give you, and we said, if you called back
at a certain time today, we would make you the
work force employee of the day. And we're gonna hold
to that promise. And you got tickets to go see
Leonard skinnerd and Farmed. Right, what's your name, Howard? Howard.

(38:31):
I like you, Howard, You're I'm a big fan of Howard. Yeah,
keep calling, buddy. I love your energy, man, sound like
a good time. I got a lot of energy, Scottie.
I worked at your favorite spright Ah. Is that what
you fell, Scotty? Uh? No, acime? Oh akime akime? Uh
is where I fell? Dude, I'll be honest, Howard. Not

(38:52):
a big shop right fan in a while, but not all.
Now what do you do with this shop right? What
do you are you with the Are you gonna kill me?
How your cashier cash here? All right? Howard? The cashier
at shop right? Yeah, I don't know. I was there.
You know what? The shop right by me is too small.

(39:15):
That's why I get angry. He might have you mixed
up with Steve Harvey, who does another morning showing. I
look a lot like Steve Rvy. We're both tamed. It
happens all the time. Yeah, alright, look, Howard, you're going
to see Leonard Skinnering and foreigner? All right? And when
is that, Scotty? When's the twentieth I believe next year? Correct,

(39:40):
next year of twenty twenty six, great year of twenty
twenty seven? And where is this Scotty so he knows
it's in beautiful downtown Camden, cam I'm gonna canda. Yeah,
right there on the waterfront, right the water, right on
the beautiful right next to the aquarium, and the guys
hunched over vomiting on their shoes. Yep, watch point seven six.

(40:02):
All right, house station next year you stay on radio
and get all your institute right. Yeah, my wife sometimes
I feel like we need to be yelling at my kid, right,
you gotta be on the same page.

Speaker 4 (40:19):
And uh.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
And my wife will do this move. She's like, because
my little guy's thirteen. Thirteen year olds can be dickheads.
And she'll go and she'll be like, you wouldn't treat
the girls like this, And I go, eh, I guess
it's on a kid the kid basis. Yeah, but yesterday, dude,
I don't know if your kids do this. Your your kids,
I think like six months younger than mine. You're mocking

(40:42):
a lot and talking back mocking is a big mud
And yeah, but my wife does it. They see her
doing dude, and and and my little guy will bust
my wife's balls hard and my wife will ask them
to stop. Yeah, my wife does not enjoy it at all,
And so, uh, my little guy has a problem where
like he'll he'll he start something but then doesn't finish it,

(41:03):
meaning like opening a cabinet, getting the glass, putting water
or something to drink in the glass, and then just
leaves the room and leaves the cabinet door open. Why
that's not just a natural transition, like you just naturally
would know if you open something. My wife will do
the same thing too. I can't he just leaves the
room with Dude, He'll do it with his drawers in

(41:26):
his bedroom. He'll just leave the drawers open and walk
out like go like, dude, you gotta you gotta follow
through with this stuff. Yeah, I threaten to take things.
Here's the thing. I have a bottle of water right, no,
like a like a big silver bottle water. I put
on my nightstand. I have it because if I if
I you know, if I if I need a drink
in the middle of the night, I don't want to
get up. I always have water next to my nightstand.

(41:46):
So my my twelve year old come in throughout the day,
whatever he'll come, he'll drink it down to the very end.
Like the other day, I pick it up. I bring
them in the room. I say, listen, never never ever, ever,
ever drink out of this again, because you can't be trusted.
And I almost wanted to wake him up in the
middle of the night one time and say, hey, go
fill this water filled up and listen, not being an

(42:08):
a hole, never ever ever drink out of this bottle water.
It has to be that precise. Your heads. Get your
own glass water. That's it. And if you wanted the
water throughout the day, it's fine, but you got to
fill it up, man, you leave it empty. Last night,
my wife is getting on me. I already talked about
how she got mad at me because I was in
a bad mood after moving furniture, which everyone is going

(42:28):
to be in a bad mood after moving furniture. So, dude,
I walk into the kitchen. My little guy gets a
thing of ice cream, right like you know, Briars or whatever,
the carton of ice cream. Scoop it out of there
we're talking about. He leaves it on the counter, gonna melt.
It's melted all over the counter, it's melted in the container.

(42:50):
I now have to clean it all up. And then
I go I'm like, dude, like I'm not yelling. I'm
not screaming. I'm like, dude, like, what do you what
are you doing? What you like? It's ice cream? It
can't live on the counter. It's going to melt. And
my wife gets on me. She's like, she's like I
she goes, he understands. I go. Apparently he does not.

(43:13):
You have to do what I did. You had to
take him right, You had to specify. Look look me
at I do this all the time. No, now, look
me in the eyes. You are never ever ever to
drink out of this bottle. That's what you gotta do
well business, you know. Because then he gets up and
he's like, oh my god, I'm so sorry. I go, no, no, no,
it's I don't need the apology. I need to know why.

(43:36):
So now I'm I'm because now I'm I'm in Now
I am in a move. Yeah, maybe you were in
the mood last And I go, I.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
Go, I go.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
Do you need help with something? Do you not understand
that the concept of putting things away? Of closing things?
Do you under do you understand what what what you did?
And uh? And my and my wife's just rolling her eyes,
but I'm like, I need your help here. You need
to help me out with this, like we need to
be united front to be like, you can't just leave

(44:04):
ice cream melted all over the country. Got to make
a bigger deal about it. If my kids are going
back and forth, right, I say, what what happened? Nothing? No, no, no,
no came here, both of you came here. Somebody give
me an answer. And I know there's no answer because
the guy was he was in the wrong. My year old,
he was in the wrong. I know he was in
the wrong. No, no, tell me, why give me something.
You gotta give me an answer, and you gotta make us.

(44:27):
I realized that if yeah, why did you do this?
I don't know. No, no, no, no, I'm not accepting.
I don't know. Make something that might but this. My
wife will yell at me and she's like, you're being
too hard on him. No, I'm teaching him. And what
he needs to do is what he's an adult. He's
going to know to put the ice cream in Listen,
you should know that ice cream can't live on a counter.

(44:47):
Bro I put the toilet paper I was in the
fifth grade, right, fifth sixth grade, fifth grade, I put
the toilet paper roll on the wrong way right, I
know what you're saying. How do you do that? That? It?

Speaker 4 (44:56):
What?

Speaker 1 (44:56):
The toilet paper wasn't flapping over the floor front. My
dad kicked me for it. That's why. Yeah, you will,
even if I'm someone else's house, I will always change
that paper towel roll over so it frolls over the
front and not the back. Growing up, we would get
in trouble for putting fingerprints on the fridge. You never
did it again. You'll do it now, du dude. That's

(45:18):
how we would get caught having parties. Yeah, my mom
would come home and see that the storm door had
fingerprints on it, and she was crazy with stuff like that. Yeah.
I'll never not do that paper towel thing, or the
paper towel and the toilet paper. I know because I
got kicked by my dad. Don't even start in my family, dude,
because what happens when the paper tower roll runs out?
What do you do? Jojo? Oh? Well, mine leave the

(45:40):
brown role there for decoration. Yes, replace it, replace, replace it. Yeah,
but bro, it's my wife. It's it's the breadwinner of
the family. Man. You can't do that. Well, I hate
you know those uh what do they call them? Tea towels.

(46:00):
I hate to use them in the kitchen right, Like
instead of paper towels, people will use like towel towels,
but they're like t tingers on it. Yeah, things just
filled with all kinds of So my family will grab
one tea towel, use it once, then put it on
the counter, and then the next time they go to
wash their hands, go in the drawer, grab another one

(46:23):
to wipe their hands. I fulld up dirty ones. I
put them back in the drawer. Dude, I'm like, I'm like, guys,
we're working on six tea towels come on everywhere, bro.
So yeah, ice cream all over the counter and somehow
I'm the bad guy. Now. Meanwhile, there's a woman somewhere
being buried up to her neck being stoned for showing
her face. But these are all first world problems. I

(46:43):
know what you're saying, Yes, first world problems. Go. I'll
be honest. It wasn't Briars. I think it was Turkey Hill,
So there was a bit of abuse there. Look, look
we get back, we'll do a thing on Do you
think you have the bad you think you've got it bad.

(47:04):
I don't think we have a bad A flight attendant
named Danika has taken the TikTok for advice on how
to handle passengers who get handsy with her. Danika says
it typically happens when she's working first class. She'll walk
by someone and catch them taking selfies of her ass.
I see, well, you're already you're at that level. It's

(47:25):
easy to do to rub up against her thigh. You're
not supposed to. But I know what he's saying. And
she said, it's inappropriate, invasive, and creepy. Now she's looking
to social media for advice on how to handle it
in a way that won't cost her her job. Say
what if you're in great shape and you were stewardess.
The clothes that they wear are super tight and snug,
like you can really see like the form of their body.

(47:46):
And I know the guys look hot them too, They
got great the great asses on the guys. You're right, dude.
The move is and you get on a plane, you
eye up the first because usually they're waiting for you
to get on the plane, right the flight attendants are there.
You throw a twenty Now, look I'm talking my money
right now. Some people do a hunge. I'm not doing

(48:09):
a hunge, but you throw a twenty and go, hey,
like I'm going to be ordering drinks. Dude, they're your
best friend, Yeah, best friend. I just keep ringing the
bell over my head, dinging. They hate that. Can I
help you? I know they hate that. Do you know
they're walking by you every two or three minutes? Just
just just ask them a question.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
The mysterious thirty one Atlas object hurling its way through
space has attracted the attention of Elon Musk, the same
object that Harvard professor about Lob has claimed at a
chance of not being naturally formed, it could even be
an alien mothership added to a theory, and Elon Musk
is kind of on board with it. He said the

(48:49):
object could be alien and has even applied that it
could have the power to destroy continents or kill most
of human life. Thirty one Atlas is due for a
fly by Earth on December nineteen. We need to reset
anyway on this planet. Honestly, I didn't think that I
agree with that, but I'm okay with that. You know,
let's let's destroy a couple of cognents. I saw something

(49:12):
online where they said the flintstones, maybe the Flintstones wasn't
taken back like in history. Maybe it's the future. It's
the future because they do have technology, like the record player,
but it's a terodactyl. They have like a remote control.
They have a car, but like somehow there was a
reset on the planet and a few people survived. They're like, well,
this is what a car is supposed to be. Window engines.
We got to use our feet. When Fred got done work,

(49:34):
how did he leave work? He slid off that dinosaur
head and yeah, yeah, he blew the whistle. Just because
your demise isn't been inevitable doesn't mean that you can't
enjoy a show while you usher in the end of
your life. Apparently, now some doctors who people are in
hospice and they're dying are saying we should just let

(49:56):
them do acid. We should let them do shrewd to
be comfortable that the you know, they said, instead of
of you know, these people are in hospice and I
just went through this with my mom. Do they take
you off all medicine so you know, you know that
somebody's dying, just let them get high, dude. It's become

(50:18):
a full blown heroin at it up here the last
couple of months on earth. But you're right. I mean,
what would your mom have enjoyed more just you know,
staring into the darkness there in a bed or was
she like to a trip on ass or was she
thinks the TV's talking about. That's what they said, that
these patients will have improved moods, emotional clarity, uh, and
a reduced fear of death. Dude, I remember that. That's

(50:41):
what sucked. Man. So my mom's in hospice right, it's
in her house. We're there with her, and she just
keeps asking me, am I dying? And it's like what
do you like? What do you say to that? And
it like you know? And then so we kind of
played it off for a little bit and then uh,
finally one of the nurses she look at me and
she goes, do you want me to tell her? And dude,

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like to have that conversation. The woman just goes, yes,
you are dying. Your body is giving out. She would
rather she feel more comfortable on the higher hot air
balloon being chased by a dragon on mushrooms. Man, there's
some acid. Yes, goodness, good nuts. Look it's the monkeys.
They're playing for you. They're playing a concert in your
house rather the Monkeys, Mickey, Davy, Peter, that's you're gonna Michael. Yeah, uh,

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there you go. Those people. They haven't bet you, not
so much. One hundred point seven CXL That Jerseys Rock
station z XL. I don't know why this is a
big deal to my wife. So she's with her friends
over the weekend. They're talking about their kid. Now she
saw I saw pictures all the girls out there. Oh yeah,
I I didn't get the invite. I would love to

(51:50):
hang with the girls. She wanted nothing more than your
wife to hang out on saturdayall My wife didn't get
the invite in not even you, just the wife. She's
hanging out and whatever. Girlfriends Now the divorced and you know,
the decisions that the dad makes when he has the
kid's a little iffy? Is it? The girl? I know?
So uh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. So the
kid I just met her. I just met the new

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husband and she's already divorced from Yeah. I shouldn't laugh,
it's not funny. Yeah, but like I just met him
like a year ago. So the kid is telling his
mom how he's now shaving his bass. Yeah, that was
a big thing happened in my house thirteen years old.
I'm like, I get dad, and I was like, I
did that, I would do you. I don't think that's

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the worst thing of a thirteen year OLDLDFE doing. My
wife went and my son had the conversation with my
wife about that. They call it manscaping, and she went
and ordered him like a man escaping kid. Yeah, it's
all yeah, it's like a whole big thing. Yeah, so
you don't cut yourself. I need one. Yeah, Like I
do the same thing now. I don't know what the

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I don't know what the why the shock is there.
I don't know what was shocked. Was he shocked that
he was doing it? Yeah? The mom her friend was
shocked that he's doing it. And I was like, or
were you shocked that he's telling you that he's doing it? Because, Yeah,
I guess those are conversations I can't. I can pretty
much say that I never told my mom that I'm
shaving my nuts. Yeah, I guess when I guess when
you have like the mom and dad and they're kind

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of separated, I guess the conversation that you should only
have with the dad dad maybe are you shocked that
you're having a conversation that he shaved. I never talked
anything genitalia, sex, anything with my parents. No, I've never
existed of nothing, Like it was so foreign to ever
talk about that. But no, our kids are different, man,

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They're a little more open. And you know, my favorite
thing to do is is in front of the kids,
I'll talk about having sex with my wife. Okay, cause
you have older kids and they're and they're just like,
what stop, Like I'm gonna crush that. Yeah exactly. I'm
like I'm like, yeah, you know, I'm gonna get in that. Yeah.

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And then they're like, oh, stop, weeds, give us a
few minutes. Kids. Yeah, that was how you were born, everybody.
I don't remember shaving my balls at thirteen anyway. Maybe
I just didn't have hairy balls. I don't get it.
Uh just started anyway. I mean this might be tm I,
but I started with my butt. I had a harry butt. Yeah,

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And I didn't know I had a harry butt until
I mooned a friend of mine and he's like, dude,
your ass is really hairy, and You're like, I gotta
get in there. Yeah. Yeah, So I dude, I went home.
But that was with a razor. Yeah, I was. I
didn't have I still do that to this day. Yeah,
and I don't have a special razor for it. It's
whatever I put on my face. My wife legs. Yeah,

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I think that's why whoever designed those showers with that
step in there, I think that guy was doing it
because you got to get in all the crevices. Yeah.
Way man, everybody, stay right there. Thanks your call today.
We want to do a good waxing. I tell my
wife I want to I want to wax my nose
and she says I have hair in my I'm like,
I will wax everything. Yeah. I had to trimm the

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nose hairs for the my mom's funeral. Yeah, I looked
at you look pretty good. Thank you for coming out, man,
I appreciate it. Thank you. Yeah, my wife will do that.
And the car she'll pull one out. Let me get
it to my eyes of water and now I can't try. Yeah, everybody,
stay right there. Kick off that rock block. It's one
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