TUESDAY 12-03-24

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Wake Up, Wake Up.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
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of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand above all the rest.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
And this show isn't it? Hey, Holmie, what's happening? Man?
Good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, Happy post
Turkey day. We weren't here yesterday, so uh didn't get

(01:00):
the recap. My in laws forgot a person at my house. Okay,
they left without that human being being in the car,
so they drove up. They drove up with my mother
in law, my father in law, my brother in law,
and my wife's grandmother. So it wasn't like a school
bus of thirty people. No, it's easily counted. So they're

(01:23):
all kind of wrapping up. We ended up wrapping up
kind of early, which I love. Man. Yeah, by like
seven thirty eight o'clock, we were kind of all done Thanksgiving.
So they're wrapping up. Everyone said they're goodbyes, you know,
and they leave, like drive away leave. They left the
grandmother in the bathroom. I'm like, oh wow, she went

(01:44):
into the bathroom. I guess before they left. Yeah, and
they So she comes out of the bathroom and I
look at my wife and I'm like, they left. And
then about ten minutes later, my brother in law comes
flying through the door and he's like, okay, all right,
let's get grandma. I could have ended terribly. You would
have been stuck with Grandma for a day. Yeah. Yeah,

(02:04):
so they completely forgot a whole person. Yeah, well her
fault because she was you know, you can't see her,
so well that's what it was. She she went to
go use the restroom before they left, and uh, they
just forgot about her. Yeah, which would that? Can't make
you feel good?

Speaker 3 (02:18):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:18):
And like who were who reminded?

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Who?

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Like? Wow, the car is so quiet? What happened to grandma? Yeah,
there's there's way more space in there in the car.
For some reason, everybody Tuesday will dive into that. We're
gonna find a ZXL workforce employed the day today and
for that you could possibly win nothing. Okay, yep, it's
a big old goosegt Okay nothing today that huh nothing?

(02:41):
All right? Cool? Just hang out then, music in us
that's just you get the gift of us. One hundred
point seven zxls New Jersey's rock station eight.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
Well, good morning, everybody, do it live. I can go
all write it and we'll do it live. And things sucks.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
I'm scotty. Good morning. You're some news fault use on
a Tuesday at Chili. Tuesday morning, President Biden, this is fun.
He announced yesterday that he issued a pardon for his son,
Hunter Biden. Mister Biden repeatedly pledged not to pardon his son,
who was convicted in June of three separate felony charges
related to his purchase of a revolver in twenty eighteen

(03:23):
when he was battling an addiction to illegal drugs, which
he lied about on paperwork to attain the gun. He
also pleaded guilty to nine tax evation charges in a
separate case in September. So that's two turkeys and a
sun in the last two weeks. Yeah see. You know what, Well,
this is what you do. So after you serve and
you know that you're not coming back, right, you just
start pardoning everybody now like this, Yeah, you just go.

(03:43):
He's gonna pardon Diddy. Starting New Year's Day, filling up
your vehicles gas tank in New Jersey will cost an
extra two point six cents per gallon, because that's what
we need. Democratic Governor Phil Murphy's administration said that the
state's gas tax will climb to about six percent to
forty four point nine cents a gaar. Now I heard.
I don't know if it's true or not, but if

(04:04):
it is, I'm okay with it. This is gonna go
so we can get his teeth fixed. Is that true? Yeah,
you got a real problem with his teeth, his teeth
and his hair. So this tax is gonna go to
get his teeth, air fixed, his hair. It looks like
you took a rug and just stabled it to the
top of his head. A driver has been arrested in
connection with a hit and run that left a twenty
five year old man seriously injured and killed his dog

(04:25):
in absecon Sid. Hoagu of Absecin and his dog were
hit by a card just after midnight Saturday morning at
the intersection of Highland Boulevard and Marlborough Avenue. The dog
died and Hoge was transported to Atlantic Caare Regional Medical
Center with light threatening injuries. Are you going that late
walking your dog and your dog at dark nights? Gonna
be on concrete? Is he gonna find some grass or

(04:47):
a park or something for this thing. I guess this
was right off the white Horse bike. Even a dog
is like this is a bad idea. Before they left
the house, he's like this is awful. This is gonna
end terribly. It's like dad can't get a fence. That's news.
What about Bards Broncos beat the Browns forty one to
thirty two and Monday Night Football six or scornings Tonight
Flyers are off till Thursday. And Temple University, We're Temple tough.

(05:08):
They've hired Sam Houston States coach Casey Keeler as its
new football coach. There you go, that's news. That's what. Yeah,
Sunday today, I have to forty three clear tonight overnight
low at twenty five tomorrow for your Wednesday sunclouds, and
I have to forty four to thirty outside right now.
One hundred point seven is the EXL South Jersey's rock
stations point seven morning South Jerseys Rock Stations the Xcel More.

(05:28):
She'll bring this up now since the team most likely
my wife is still sleeping. Okay, disappointed in Thanksgiving. This
is the most disappointing Thanksgiving dinner I think we've had now.
Oh no, it starts off with anxiety because my brother
brings this nineteen year old dog and what I thought
was gonna happen was gonna happen, Like, yeah, it was
gonna bee in the house. Like it's just dude, the

(05:52):
the bringing animals is gotta stop. My wife's aunt she
shows up with a puppy and like, didn't ask anyone,
just shows up with the puppy. Now you if you're
going to somebody else's house. And here's what I get,
Like this is like a therapy with kids. Yeah yeah right,
Like it got him through some hard parts in life.
So he refuses to put this thing down. Obviously this

(06:14):
thing has got to be put down. It can't control anything.
So now we put it like a little pen. It's
on the tile floor. It's just pacing round and round.
My dog's are upstairs, but they're barber all the time.
This is the anxiety that I don't want. This is
why I stopped talking to my mom and brother for
a good eight years, because I didn't have to deal
with any of this. It was just me and my
wonderful life. My wife's aunt is so nuts that we're

(06:34):
supposed to go on vacation the week after Christmas with her.
She wants to bring the dog. I don't bring the dog. Guys.
I'm like, I'm like, well, no, you're not bringing the dog.
I don't want the dog here now now, but bring
the dog to somebody else's hat Like it's it's too much.
And plus I've got the I got my dogs, and
now I feel bad. It's Thanksgiving. My dog's upstairs locked
in the cage in the bathroom. Oh and this little

(06:56):
puppy it pooped in my son's room. Like see, it's
just it's yeah, and she's not watching it. It knocked
over plants and stuff. I'm like, come on, man, and
I can't tell my wife about this. I took a
couple of shots in a playful way. She so seeah,
tell me how she ruined the dimmer. She was excited
about brining the turkey. Where's juice? Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah.

(07:18):
Now my wife she's raving about how it has the
most flavor of any of her turkey's ever And it did,
but it was just too much, too much flavor. It
takes away from the like when people put too much
what was in it? I don't know. It was my
wife and she made up a Brian had like I
think it had like some some vegetable stuff in there.
It's had some fruit stuff in there. I know what

(07:39):
this was. It was almost like a like a regano.
I don't know. It was very flavorful, but I don't know.
I also liked the taste of turkey, and it was
the turkey dry. I hate dry turkey a little bit,
just a little bit. It wasn't as moist as it
could be, which I thought the hard point of the
brine was to make it juicy. I don't want to
rub it in. Yeah, but dude, our turkey this year,
we literally it up. It was falling off the moist

(08:02):
and so nice inside. Even even my my wife's uncle,
who's a butcher, you know, lifelong butcher, he's cutting up,
he goes, he goes. I've never seen turkey soa just
fall off the raving back. You were supposed to come
to my house, can't. I'll be honest too. And in
our timing is a little bit off where it kind
of sat in the oven on like just a heat
mode to keep it warm till dinner hit. And that

(08:23):
was like forty five minutes later, so I think that
might have put it in. We did about five hours.
It's good. It was good, just not great. I've had better.
But she raised about it. Now the mashed potatoes. Okay,
now I'm not eating a lot of mashed potatoes. So
my supposed to be on Yeah, you're supposed to be
on this, the all meat diet. I'll be honest, thank god,
because I wasn't a big fan of mashed potatoes. Too
much sour cream, and they tasted like there was I'm there,

(08:47):
I taste lemon. Where do I taste le from lemon
and mashed potatoes? Well, we find out it's a sour cream,
which might have been bad. It might have been a
refrigerator for too long. The sour cream. It's sour. It's sour,
sour cream. I'm I'm I'm asking my wife. I said,
if it was bad, why did we put it in
there when that was the only sour crust in my head?
It cooks off And her, this is her Her thinking, was, well,

(09:11):
it's already sour, so how would you know it's bad.
I'm like, true, genius, You're you're right. But we tried.
It was a little lemonie and thank god, honestly god,
I didn't have any any mashed potato leftovers again because
I'm trying not to eat them. But thank god I
didn't like them at all, because it did help out
for me just gorging myself afterwards. I'm not a stuffing guy.
What no, what, dude, that's insane. Celery, man, I don't

(09:34):
like I don't like celery, celery and onions. Yeah no,
thank you, none of that. Really, Yeah, I like I
I mean, I can't eat stuffing uh anymore. But dude,
stuffing is is awesome. Had Uh. My other cheat was
a green bean castrole, which my mom nailed. She nailed
the green bean castro. We go broccoli castle. You know
what my brother does too. I love this is Shrimp

(09:55):
and bacon are the apps. And by the time dinner
comes around, man, I filled up on about thirty shrimp
and bake. We didn't do any appetizers. Yeah yeah, no, no,
no apps in our house. But uh oh yeah, man,
well that that sucks. She came to my house. I know,
I was hoping maybe you brought some leftovers in today.
There's a pumpkin pie in the kitchen. Oh oh, my
god we had that was another thing. It was left over.

(10:17):
I was gonna bring it in here for the animals.
That's what. Yeah, that's what I do. I yes, brought
it's it's it's a it's a pie. It's never gonna
get eaten in our house. So I just brought it here.
You bring it here, man, somebody says, somebody will. It'll
be gone by eleven o'clock this morning. Yeah, the rats
that are in the building will just eat it. Look
we uh we get back. Oh not got some rock news. Joe,

(10:42):
Joe and Scottie rock news. There's some rock news for you.
A CDC, the world's worst kept secret, have announced the
North American Tour, part of their Power Up Tour that's
going on in Europe right now. Uh, thirteen stadiums they're
gonna play, none of them. None of them are close us.

(11:03):
Now what do they with? Do we get like a
poison and a deaf leopard thrown in there? Or I
think it's pretty much the man. I think ac DC
can just go out and kind of do their own thing.
Uh So, ac DC is the closest we're gonna get
in Pittsburgh. In Pittsburgh, if you want to go see
a C d C back in North America. Maybe we

(11:25):
get just the doors keyboard player, that would be cool
to open up for him. He does. I think he's
no the keyboard this is dead. Oh, I think it's
the fat who's the guitarist. Is the only guy that's
alive from the Doors, Yeah, I know there was just one,
So I think there's only one guy that's alive. And
he does go out and play doors song just him,
like one big spot like you like, yeah, but it's
kind of sad, like he'll do like those bars in

(11:46):
the casino that hold like one hundred people. Yeah, you're like, hey,
that's him. Who the guy from the door forget his
name because like, yeah, well Jim's dead. We know Jim
j Jim Morrison's dead. I think the drummer's dead. And
I know the keyboards with the doors just unhealthy, like
they weren't mean they died Other than Jim, they all

(12:06):
died old men. Jim was the only one that died young.
And what was that drugs for Jim? Uh yeah, A
lot of people think murder, but yes, I guess on
on the death certificate it was that he overdosed. I
think they found him in a bathtub in Paris. Snoop
Dogg's putting out a new record. He's teaming back up

(12:28):
with Doctor Dre. He's putting out a new record to
celebrate the thirtieth anniversary of Doggie Style. And who is
he using as a partner in one of the songs? Well,
this is rock news, so it's gonna have to be
someone in the rock and roll world. Who do you
think I'm gonna say, the guy from Hoody in a
blowfish Sting? Oh God, apparently he's he's using it at all.

(12:51):
He's using a part of Message in the bottle that
song too, So probably that was a police song from
nineteen seventy nine. Sting's gonna help him out. That's Snoop Dogg.
Who's still buying it? I mean, like Snoop Dogg is
at this point, he's just Snoop Dogg, Like that's what
he is, Still a T mobile commercial studio everywhere. He
hosted the Olympics. Yeah right, So I don't know who's

(13:14):
gonna listen to new Snoop Dogg music. But he's back,
at least with Doctor Dre. And the tempo of that
song is so fast I just don't see it working.
Do you want to hear some of the lyrics. Yeah,
let's see here in a moment, jump up on it,
see the ocean, stay in motion. You're not broken. No,
I'm chosen. I just gotta have faith. Time is passing.
I stay active. Mama's laughing movies, rapping millions, stacking him.

(13:38):
Look what happened? Life just isn't the same. No faster.
Your car has to bounce up and down on the
strip for that song to work. So yeah, Snoop has
a new album coming out and Sting's gonna help him out.
Bloyster could, right, the band Bloyster could. They said that
they really found it funny when they did that sketch
on Saturday Night Live with Will far More. Cow bell right,

(14:02):
he said. The only problem is now it's been twenty
five years since that sketch came out. We have to
ban cowbells at our concerts. Why because people bring cow
bells to the show. They want to play a long
stard paying cowbell. Oh boys, they're cults performing. How how
does that get past security? Got to sneak it in, dude.

(14:25):
I remember we had a family that their kids were
very good at sports and their daughter actually was Miss America,
and they they would bring a cow bell to sporting events.
And dude, they would bring this cow bell every time
their kids did something. It was to the point where

(14:45):
I think the school had to ask them to stop. Dude,
I thought. I think I'm almost positive they brought the
cow bell to the one of the kids graduations. Yeah,
because you can hear it. Man, you can hear that
cow bell. Yeah, someone has to take that away and
throw it across the parking line. Miss Erica, they're in
the crowd just for banging a cow bell to their
daughter that's up on stage. There you go. Some rock

(15:07):
news for you if you loved the x Morning Show
right here one hundred point sevens the XL South Jersey's
rock station. I thought about you on This was cookie
party Saturday. So we had Thanksgiving on Thursday, and then
my wife invited her cousin's over, her my in law's over,

(15:32):
a lot of a lot of little kids or aunt.
They all came over to make cookies. That that's pretty cool,
all right. So it was a big cookie party. No, no, no,
except no cookies were made. A lot of people got drunk, okay,
but the intent was to make the cookies. So early
in the day, my wife's cousin comes over and they
just start popping bottles so they're able to get some

(15:53):
chocolate chip cookies done. A little burnt, but they're done.
So they we start, we start, we drink and we
start preparing the cookies at the same time, or we
drink it a way ahead of time. We drink and
then start doing the prepping for the cookies. Yeah, so
the cookies, they just they come out, like I said,
a little burnt, but they're fine. You know, your mind's

(16:14):
on something else. Now they're supposed to make bit cells.
I got four bitzell iron sitting in a closet, four
bit sell iron sitting in a closet. Now everyone starts
showing up, right, they're looking at the burnt cookies. They
all just start drinking. Not a cookie was made after
the burnt chocolate chip came out, which was like at
two in the afternoon, No other cookie was made at all.

(16:39):
It's a gathering, it's a social gathering. So so I
thought about you because they were like, hey, you know,
turn on some music. Let's put on some tunes. So
my go to is always YouTube. I go I'll throw
YouTube on the TV. And I come across a guy

(17:00):
who is on a deck in Hawaii and he's got
his whole DJ gear set up and he just YouTube's
like two and three hour videos of him djaying music.
Now is it live? Can I throw a request? Or
it's all pree record? This was his eighties mix and

(17:20):
it was pretty good. It's just him in a Hawaiian
shirt on his deck in Hawaii with DJ equipment playing
and his mix wasn't bad. It was, But the problem
is now I'm just staring at this guy on his deck,
just like you would be at a party at the
VFW watching the DJ so and I thought I think,
I even say in the video, and I'm like, hey, look,

(17:40):
I think this guy's stealing your job. Yeah, this was
so is this a new thing? Okay, this happened and
my buddy used to do it and it was bad.
But I would watch it when COVID hit and all
these DJs lost their gigs. This guy would do it
from his kitchen and he would do it live. I
would send out it wasn't good. Well that well, that's
a whole other guy where he was playing music in
his mom's doing launchry his mind. Yeah, this is you

(18:03):
really saw that. The nit the gritty of what these
DJs and what their real life is is. He's playing
earth Wind and Fire. His mom's bumping the gear because
she has a laundry basket full of clothes. If I
could have just got the audio of it, the mix
was good. It was all eighty stuff he picked. He
was good music. He was mixing in and out. I
just didn't want to look at him. Yeah, yeah, it's
a little distracting.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
I knew another guy too that would do it, and
that was his thing. He wasn't working anymore I could do,
you know. And again it's like a car wreck, Like
I'm watching it. Remember the gal that used to work
here when COVID hit. That's what she wanted me to
do for the top forty station. Oh yeah, to DJ
live on these these streaming things. DJ's had nothing else

(18:43):
to do, man, And that's what they were doing. I guess.
You know. Look, I don't know how this guy makes
any money. I don't know if he does does it
for fun. It's probably just the fame and the fort
not fortune. But I mean, dude, yet he had a
sweet view of like I think he was like right
on the ocean. Yeah. So that's the coolest part is
he's doing something right, Yeah, you got some of you
got some whales in the back. They're doing belly flops,

(19:05):
you know. And do you watch this guy DJ? But
it's like boom boom. Don't you forget about me? How
long did you watch it for? Do? We had it
off for about two hours? Mission? Mission accomplished. There you
have your time listening. I just got tired of staring
at the guy because he did that DJ thing where
he had the one headphone on one ear but not
the other and he's spinning the wheels of steel. He's

(19:28):
just bouncing around, right yeah, and he's just bouncing to
the record and I'm like all right, and he like
I looked on his channel. He has like ten or
fifteen three four hour long things of of mixes. I guess.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Now, what you don't see is this neighbors complaining because
of the noise, or his wife hates him because there's
a million things he should be doing around the house
and this guy's fulling around on the honey, honey, I
have to get the work. Okay, oh okay, honey, no, no, no, no, no, no,
it's just right on the deck and explain how there's
no money coming in for this. Imagine the kids are
running and now they the records are skipping because the
kids are bouncing on the deck. Uh so, yeah, it

(20:03):
was so it was so weird. But it was like
I said, if it was just audio, I would have
played it all night. I just didn't want to look
at a guy just DJing for for three hours and
you throw a blanket over top of the TV. Lets
the music come through, Like if you would have put
like cool stuff like tied ie or like a lava
lamp or something. You know, but give me something else

(20:25):
other than his stupid face. Where there's people dancing, you know,
give me the people dancing to your tier too, Like
Jerry Blavitt, Give me he could be in the geter
with the eater. It's gotta be tough. It's like this job,
like we throw things out there, but we don't know
the reaction because it's radio Like he's out there just
he doesn't know if the dance stoor would be packed
or it wouldn't be packed. Are people feeling it or
not feeling it? Let me show you, like there's no

(20:45):
energy coming off of that. Like I'm telling you, like
the internet, man's that's that's that's where we are. Now.
It's oh my god, why did you send me this picture?
That's another one? Oh my yeah, I think I think
I got I think I got rid of it. Yeah,
because I saw the picture of the guy. Oh yeah,
here he is here, He is here, is here is
It's like these influencers, man, it's just like so it's

(21:07):
like three hours of this guy. They thrive on that.
Like I don't want to say, are you we sure
that's that's a nice rig dude that's his background or
is that one of those things they do now? Dude,
dad looks like I mean, those are mountains, those are
mountains behind them. These guys in like Minneapolis somewhere it's cold.
He's got a green screen. All this money invested in
this gear. Well, I know we're doing this weekend. Yes,

(21:31):
look we get back. We're gonna knock out some highlights.
One of the point seven was the SLS after is
these rock stages the XL You tell me would you
do this? My wife pulled this move last night over
a dollar ninety nine. Okay, so we go out, Uh,
she had a nice little promotion thing she did at work.

(21:51):
So what do you do when you take your honey out?
You go to the Texas Roadhouse now for the stage
and ribs. I heard the the bread is very good there.
You know, it's nice. It's not bad. It's like how
you always talk about, you know what you're getting every time.
That's why I love like Chili's and Applebee's and stuff
like that. Like, yeah, it's and even like Olive Garden.
Like even my wife, my wife hardcore Italian loves making

(22:13):
Italian food, loves you know, old school Italian restaurants. I
took her to Olive Garden ones and she's like, is
it ain't that Bandini Alfredo with chicken? You know what
you're every time is going to be the same meal. Yeah,
So we get there now we got the kids and all.
So they had these little machines on the table and uh,
it's like a little video game thing but you can
like it's where you pay your bill and stuff. Right, No,

(22:35):
this one it's like it really is like it's it's
like information about things that are going on. It's a
little electronic, but there is a feature for games on
there that they want the kids and why you put
these on a table. I don't get man, I can
try and take my kids, don't. I'm watching kids stereophones.
My kids don't do that. We make them look at
us and talk door and dinner. Well, you gave your
kid a flip phone so he can't stare at us exactly. Yeah,

(22:56):
you can't play. Just flip it up and down, up
and down down. You gonna play a little snake game
that's like thirty years old. That one just gobbled up
the dots. So little guy goes. He starts trabbing it
and touches it. And my wife's like, don't touch that.
It's gonna it's gonna charge the I think it does.
I think it does charge it did, and I was
like wow. So we get her bill at the very end. Now,

(23:17):
of course, you know, the kids want extra bread. So
the bill comes up. She's like, I think they charge
us for the for their bread. I'm like, well that
kind of sucks because it's just bread, and you asked
if they want to. Of course the kids are gonna
say they want bread. They didn't charge us for the bread.
It costs a dollar ninety nine because whatever. And my
kidn't even play with it. He just touched it and whatever.
It was like play a game. Yeah, come on, man,

(23:37):
you're kind of setting it up for failure because you
know what, kid's gonna touch it and grab it and
want to play the game. Give me a little prompt
it says, are you sure? Or this is going to
cost and there should be something you have to put
in as a parent. The kid can't just it tally
up charges on this. Well, my little guy had an
iPad when he was I don't know, four or five.
He ran up like one hundred and fifty bucks because

(23:58):
they just whatever app we were letting him one. It
was our fault. He could just hit bye bye bye
and he kept buying games. Yeah, we ran up like
one hundred and fifty dollars bill. Yeah. When my kids
won a game, I first of all, I look and
see what game it is. So it's not like like
like hookers and prostitutes. It's like a real game. Yeah,
so I'm like, okay, let me put my password in there,
and then you know it's usually it doesn't cost anything.

(24:19):
We don't buy the games. Yeah, we see, we don't
have it hooked up automatically, so he can't because I
don't trust my little guy. He would just keep buying
video games. So you have to we have to manually
like put in stuff to order a game for him
if he's gonna do it online. Well, my kids too
through the Amazon firestick. I guess when they were real
little they were ordering it might have been Peppa Pig

(24:41):
or Episodes A Blue Yeah. Yeah. So I'm on the
phone with the guy and luckily he credited it all
and I'm like, and he's like, well, what about this
UFC fight. I'm like, man, he hit that too. Well,
I got the OC fight for free. Yeah, but it
said you watched all of it? What? Yeah, he was
up till two thirty with his other three year old buddies. Well, dude,
I got nailed as a kid. I remember we were

(25:01):
in My parents took me to San Francisco on vacation
and they went out for like a nice dinner, and
I was so they left me at the hotel. I
was like twelve maybe, and dude, I didn't I didn't
think about it. I went to the pay per view channels,
right and Basic Instinct Yeah had just come out on
pay per view. You're twelve, So I put on basic

(25:22):
instinct right. Well, of course when my dad's checking out,
there's like a twenty dollars charge on the bill on
the on the hotel bill. Yeah, and it says basic instinct,
and oh man, yeah, my dad was pissed. There was
one part about three quarters into the movie where it
was paused for an extended amount of time. Dude, I remember,
just like, oh man, I thought. I thought. I was like, yeah, man,

(25:42):
it's free. No one's gonna know as much as it
ate me up. I'm like, you know what, we can
just let the dollar ninety nine slide. We had the
you know, the conversation with the kids not to do it.
My wife's like, no, they're gonna credit it. I'm like,
it's a dollar ninety nine. Now you're going on. Now,
you're gonna go up to the waitress and she's gonna
credit it. She wasn't a happy woman already, and she did.
She went up there and says, you know, we got

(26:03):
charged for this dowland and nine. She's going, okay, we're
gonna put it back on your credit card. We spent food.
I was like, better, thank god, this is the very end.
So yeah, the food was already boxed up, and I'm like, oh, man,
can we take your food in the back. We just
have to rebox it, please, I said, I said, listen,
if you want to grab a manager and say listen,
we'll pay it, it's fine. But yeah, we really wish

(26:24):
it wasn't that easy, because I mean, how many parents
get duped into that where you're that you're now that family,
you're trying to educate them. I'm like, you know what,
that guy's get that kid. That kid is making no money. Yeah,
and now she's being educated by your wife about something
she has nothing to do with. You know what, maybe
maybe maybe you don't put this on the table for
the kid. Maybe we don't need the games on the

(26:44):
table where I'm gonna get charged. I go that never
come back. Well, we'll see if it even goes back
on the credit cards. Yeah, dude. There are times, man,
I've I've worked in that restaurant industry where you get
so fed up with people where you and one job
I won't mention the name of the business, but one
job I had, the owner would call it firing customers,

(27:06):
where people would get so belligerent that he would run
out of his office and fire them and and kick
them out of the store. Oh yeah, well I work
on a spot it's near the beach. And a few
years ago, the guy that was there, what rippy he
would do that. He would be like, listen, if you're
gonna be this awful, then get out of here. Never

(27:27):
come back. And you know what his move was, and
it was great. He's like, no, no, don't pay the bill,
just get out of here, just leave, just don't come back.
And it's so disgusting. You're so belligerent. I just want
you out of my establishment. And that's so defeating for
a person like no, I don't want your money. Take
your money and your family and just get the hell out.
It was actually pretty cool, man, Yeah, it is. It
is cool when you see owners fight back like that. Yeah.
So we'll see if I get the dollar not a

(27:48):
nine back. I'm sitting Did you call your wife a Karen?
He no, no, no, But I was sitting there with
a little bit of a Karen move. If she comes
over the waitress, I love her, she knows. I'm sure
she's listening a little bit of a Karen move. Hey
look at the wait' just like I'm like, I'm trying
to get her attention, but I'm not. I'm like, if
it doesn't happen, it doesn't happen. And yeah, she walked
over there and got it done. So it's like, yeah,

(28:08):
go for you dollar undon on. Yeah, now your your
pictures behind the wall right now. We're not allowed back
any right, like these people, Oh my god, look they're
looking for us. Look we here's the family. Don't see them,
don't don't none of these people. We we get back.
We'll not got some trash?

Speaker 3 (28:34):
Oh why love trash anything thirty onyty anything, racket rock
or roughing.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
Yes, love trash. Everybody seems to love this Wicked. Uh
it made a bunch of money at the movie theaters.
And Kristin Channelworth, who played uh, the original role in
Wicked on Broadway, that Ariana Grande's playing gifted Ariana Grande

(29:07):
a pink Glinda. Is that our name in the movie,
Glinda Jacket? So to say, hey, kind of like passing
the wand or the baton over to Ariana Grande. James
van Derbeek, he was Dawson from Dawson's Creek and he's
Varsity Blues and a bunch of other stuff, right, he

(29:28):
is selling Varsity Blues jerseys that are signed to help
costs for his cancer. And which one was he if
Varsity he was mox he was the quarterback.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
He was.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
So James. The guy is dead, right. The other kid,
the the starting quarterback is dead. He was he was
the kid from Fast and Furious. Wow. Uh so uh
he's selling autographed and Varsity Blues jerseys to help cover
the costs of his cancer treat Who would have thought
the fat kid would outlive him? And he was fat? Dude,
I think he's dead. The fat kids dead too. I

(30:02):
think the fact kids dead. Well, he was in a
bad way in the movie. I remember he was shooting
bottles and shooting his trophies. Yeah. Yeah, because you kept
get concussions. Yeah yeah, I think the fat kids dead.
The kid from Fast and Furious is dead. The coach
is still alive. Yeah, jesus, he was on Ray Donovan.
It was John Voyd. The hot chicks are still alive, dude.

(30:26):
The hot chick who did the bikini, the Whip Creek bikini. Yeah,
she's in this new show Land Landman with Billy Bob Thornton. Dude,
she's so smoking hot. Yeah. I gotta get into that.
So she's and she's local girl from Cherry Hill. Wow, yeah,
looking forward to that. Dude, she the like episode two
or three boobies out really already? Yeah, dude, she yeah, dude, she,

(30:49):
I mean, she's got to be she's got five or
six years on me, so she's probably early fifties. And dude,
smoking hot and no whiped cream bikini in this movie. Oh,
whipped cream bikini just straight up naked? Howd he not
write that in somehow because we would get that joke. Uh.
Brad Pitt and Angelina and Joelie. I guess Angelina Jolie

(31:10):
got a legal victory over Brad Pitt. They were once married.
Now they're going through a pretty nasty divorce, with a
judge ordering brad Pitt to provide documents potentially supporting her
claims of abuse during the relationship. You know, we were
talking about the trans kids in Hollywood and now that's
the thing, but it used to be adopting these kids
from other countries. Yeah, and they got roped in all that. Well,

(31:32):
Angelina and Joelie did. That's why Billy Bob Thornton to
he he dude, she brought a kid home and he
was like out the door. He's like, Uh, this ain't
for me. She just got a doll. He's like, He's like,
I thought we were banging and drinking each other's blood.
I'm not here. I'm not here for a kid. Nikki Bella,
the wrestler in reality TV show Star, She's getting a divorce.

(31:53):
She was married to one of the guys the dancers
on Dancing with a Star and on our podcast, she
said that she is heartbroken over the divorce. Apparently got
real ugly. He pushed her around a little bit, and
he was arrested for domestic pilots. Let's see here. Congrats

(32:14):
to Josh Allen the Buffalo Bill. Not only are the
Bills one of the hottest teams in football, he got engaged. Yeah,
he did pretty good for himself over the weekend. Haley Steinfeld,
she was in the Bumblebee movie, So congrats to Josh
Allen for getting engaged over the weekend. Was she the
kid from Bumblebee? The main star? She was the main
star in bumble Bee. Yeah. I always wondered what she

(32:36):
would grow because she had a weird look to her,
Like not a weird look, but it was like she's
super cute but not super hot yet not good for him.
I mean yeah, I mean she's been in a bunch
of stuff, but I mean she's always like yeah, I
mean it's not like she's not Pam Anderson. Yeah, but
she's done like cute. Yeah, Well he did better than
Patrick Mahomes. Not a big fan of his wife. Well
she's getting I think she got some work done or something. Man,
who's that Patrick Mahomes wife. She's a little all she

(33:00):
is luck I mean, and he seems pretty loyal to
her because that was like a high school girlfriend. Yeah,
and so she stepped in it man, like she you
know that she had the gold mine with Patrick Mahomes
and he could have easily ditched her, especially when his
buddy's rolling around with Taylor Swift. Yeah. Yeah, Like she
had a lazy eye and I think she got it

(33:20):
fixed or something. And then you got you got Patrick Mahomes.
Now he's he's running around with Pink you know, Katy Perry, right,
like the games hung over. Maybe she keeps them grounded.
I think so maybe a little bit. There you go,
some trash for Jersey's rock Station. Happy Thanksgiving to me.

(33:44):
I woke up with a nail in my tire. I
was like, well that sucks. Uh, And so it was
perfect though. It was in the exact location where they
can patch it up. Yeah, you know, the middie right
in the middle. It was actually in the like the
the indentation of the tread. And I'm like, okay, this
is and it's a it's kind of a newer tire.

(34:04):
So I'm like, all right, this should be an easy
patch up job. So I'm like, all right, let me
get let me get up early. I think it was
I don't know Black Friday, No, you know what it was.
It was Sunday. It was Sunday morning. So I'm there
seven am. Actually I won Saturday, and the woman's like,
we're so busy, I can't even accept your order, Like,

(34:26):
I can't even get you in to Friday deals on
patching tires. So I said, I said really like, I
was like, I was there Saturday, like nine am. She's like, yeah,
we're already booked up for the day. And I was like,
oh okay. I was like, well, what if I come
in tomorrow. She's like, you got to get here at
seven am for a patch tire. So I'm like Okay.
I was like, now I know we're having a party
Saturday night. We're having a a cookie making party, which

(34:48):
turned out to be just everyone getting boozed up party,
and so I know I'm gonna I'm gonna be hurting
a little bit, so blurry eyed, I wake up six
fifteen and I'm like, all right, now, no one in
my house is in any condition, and they're all passed
out to now follow me over right, So now I
know I got two options. I got to take my

(35:11):
car and either stay there why they repair it, or
I have to call a lift to take me home.
This is pretty is this should be a pretty quick procedure.
Well it was, so I figured while I'm there, I
might as well getting oil change. So dude, I'm the
first one. They're unlocking the door. I'm standing right there, right,
so I'm there, boom, they get me right in right,

(35:32):
I'm the first one.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
Right.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
I get the app on the phone says your car
is being serviced right now. You're number one, so hundred percent,
I was number one. It's really depressing walking because it's
attached to Walmart where I got the tire repaired. It's
really depressing walking around Walmart at seven oh five on
a Sunday morning. Now, what's U? Are we busy because

(35:55):
it's Black Friday all those No, this is Sunday. So
this is by Friday weekend. Yeah, Black Friday, we can,
but all the deals go, all the deals went out
the door Friday, and now Sundays is I will tell
you dude. The TVs were going yeah, oh yeah, there
were no TVs left in this place. But it was
just kind of me and like the workers stocking shelves. Yeah,

(36:15):
and now I'm just kind of like shuffling my feet
around like an old person, just walking around the store
like I have nothing to do. I'm just waiting out
my car. Yeah, so it's depressing. Like when I go
to the casinos early on Saturday mornings. Yeah, it's like
when you when they're cleaning, when the crew, when the
people you're not supposed to the guy buffing the aisles. Yeah,
when you're seeing the people you're not supposed to see,

(36:36):
you're like, well, and I'm looking at casino, I'm like,
oh my god, it's Saturday. It's like eight thirty. I'm
a bogne, like look at these losers. But then there's
a guy next to me, like, hey, look at these
losers and everyone's looking around and I'm part of those
losers that early that was me. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm
just like, all right, because you're not even buying anything.
It's not even like you were there for your kids.
Well that's the thing. So I'm like, it's like, you know,

(36:56):
I'm like okay, Like I'm in the worker's way, Like
the guy's trying to move a palette worth of merchandise
and I'm in his way, and I'm like, huh, all right,
So this is this is where it all gets made,
right here, seven oh five Sunday morning at a Walmart.
See you got an oil change too, But just patching
the tire. It's one of those things that I my
neighbor loves to do it, like for some reason, this

(37:17):
is his thing. When it goes down. Yeah, he's the guy.
He's got the he's got the patch kit yep. Which
I don't understand why you're you're gonna make a bigger
hole to plug ther, but it seems to work. He
loves doing it. One of those things I've tried before
and I'm like, I'm not doing this is a fail man,
that's a tire. You gotta have, like I don't know,
you gotta have the touch to do something like that. Yeah.
So I'm sitting there, so and it took one hour.

(37:40):
So now I'm just wandering the aisles for an hour
and it's not even like I could go outside because
it was freezing cold. Yeah, you're stuck in water. So
I'm just stuck just and then I'm like, okay, we
got about a half hour, and I'm like, do I
just call the lift? Right? Do I just call Lyft?
And I'm like, what a wasist, You're already in it.
I'm already in im. I'm in deep. And now then,

(38:02):
like the last half hour, I just was sitting in
that chair you know when you get your your your
something done to your car. They always have that one
chair next to like the water cooler. Everything smells like oil. Yeah,
well I'm sitting there. Did you buy anything you didn't need?
Because I would I would end up doing I'm like, oh, look, okay,
look it's each DMI splitter. I could use this for
something and I'll never use it. It's right next so

(38:22):
where they do the tires and stuff. It's right next
to where the automotive stuff. Is, and I kept staring
at it was a car washing kit. Now we're talking. Yeah,
it was for twenty nine ninety nine. You get that washing.
It was like on TV. It had one of those
mits that you put on your hand. Yeah, that's what
you certainly don't need that. I'm like that looks. But

(38:43):
the more I'm sitting there staring at it, the more
I'm like, I could really use that. It's like the casinos.
The longer they keep you in there, the more money
you put it all back. The longer you're there you
get it back. But like I'm watching watching people with
like real problems, Like like a guy came in and
he's like almost in tears, right is like tire blue
and the woman's like, ah, we can order this tire,

(39:03):
but it's gonna take three days to get in. Yeah,
what do you do? What tire patch about you? Dude?
I'm watching like another guy his credit card failed. Oh right,
You're like, oh no, and it's a there's a line
behind them, so it's kind of embarrassing. Yeah. Yeah, you
feel like the man now you know you're in and out, Yeah,

(39:26):
waving and keeping a horn as you leave.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
So I'm just I'm just sitting there. You know, there's
not even a TV. Yeah. Don't you feel like you're
in their way though, because you're not supposed to be
there that early. Well, and the girl keeps looking at me,
not knowing if I need to be helped or not,
so she just she kind of just ignored me. Now
you're at the jewelry counter, you know, maybe get some
Christmas guests while you're there just rapping paper you don't need.

(39:49):
They're selling books. I'm reading the book like I get
a book in Walmart. Is like when Tom Haggs got
stuck in the airport. It really wins. They're just killing time.
I'm at this. I'm the what is that the Philly
Pretzel factory. I'm getting a pretzel hot dog? Electronics played
the PS five demo deg set up and look I'm

(40:09):
eating candy right out of the candy aisle. Look we
get back, we'll knock out some as A hundred point
seven's the XLS after Jerseys Rock Station z XL early
morning shows. So almost died, almost killed my family? And

(40:31):
uh it always because of Thanksgiving? Okay, so try and
fry turkey. I love those accidents. Many grease everywhere, because
you don't know. If you've never deep fried anything, you
got to know that when things have moisture in them,
and when that hits the oil, it makes the oil
bubble up, and people don't know that, and then it
hits the flames. And once it hits the flames, man,

(40:53):
it just goes up. Yeah, I like the frozen the
frozen turkey. Just throw it all in there. Fine, damn,
there's a reason why you thought, uh so, and this
is scary. And it really didn't hit my wife until
later in the day about how just how bad this
could have been. So Wednesday night, my wife and I
we go and we prep everything for Thanksgiving. Cool, get

(41:15):
everything done. Now. My wife with the turkey, she puts
a lot of brine in it, right, which is the like,
it's just the juice under the turkey. Now, you don't
need to do that because the turkey will make the
juice itself. She didn't really think about that. I didn't
think about that. So six point thirty we put the

(41:35):
turkey in on Thursday morning and she goes to a
boxing class an hour away. I go to Ocean City
and check on my mom, say happy Thanksgiving. Well it's cooking.
Turkey's in the oven. Yeah. Now our kids are sleeping,
and that is this is like a commercial first alert

(41:59):
smoked it. I get, I get home before she does,
and uh, I go check on the turkey. So everything
looks good. I shut the door. All of a sudden,
I'm hearing like drip drip, drip, drip, drip, drip drip,
and I'm like, okay, that's not good. That's coming from
the oven. Must be leaking, you know. So I go
and I open up the oven door. And at the

(42:20):
point when I open up the oven door, oxygen then
comes in. The brine had overflowed to the actual flame
of the oven. Dude, fireball, yeah, fireball out of the
oven up to the microwave. You fed the fire. This
is like the movie back. Yeah, you know exactly what
you're doing. Dude. When I say fire, I mean fire

(42:42):
like firefire like my house is gonna burn down. Fire.
So I got like in like five seconds, I'm like, okay, okay,
what do I do. I go, I go to get
the fire extinguisher, and I'm like okay, but and then
this is all in a couple seconds. I go, if
I do the fire extinguisher, I'm gonna kill the turkey. Yeah,
and you're gonna have a real mess on your hands. Right,
But then it goes if you burn the house down,
now you're not having anything. But then I remember fire

(43:06):
can't breathe without oxygen. So what did I do? I
shut the door? Smart, Yeah that the fire goes out. Now, dude,
my entire front of my oven is all soot. It's
all black. It's soot. It's bad. Now, no one would
believe me. But my oldest daughter, who was staying over,

(43:28):
she came running out. Now she's no help because has
the fire. As the fire is eating up my oven.
She hands me a tea towel and goes here, use
this teatsou would do? So, dude, it's it was bad.
So I let I turn everything off. I shut the

(43:48):
I shut it. Dude, everything's black. Okay, all right, this
is bad. So I go in, I get the turkey. Luckily,
the way the fireball kicked out, it didn't burn the
food that was in the oven. So I take the
food out. I go and I have to mop up.
I'm literally mopping up with rags all the brine that
had spilled over onto like, so I'm like Okay, dude,

(44:13):
I gotta like like brillowpad clean the front of the
oven with all the you know, because it was all
black from soot. The only damage the dials have a
little bit of crispiness to the bottom of Okay, wow.
The only other than that you would never you would
never know this happened. Yeah, good for you knowing where
the fire extinguished. Well, how how close were you to
pulling that trigger though? Because you're right that there's a

(44:35):
safety pin I put. I took the pin out. Yeah,
you got in your mouth like every army movie got
the pin in your mouth to launch. But I'm like, yeah, dude,
if I do this, this is it. Thanksgivings over. We're
eating pizza. That's it. It's all over Chinese food, man.
So uh And now so now it's like I got
everything clean, right, Uh, all the food still good. So

(44:56):
now I'm like, all right, I got to turn the
oven back on, and what's gonna happen? I turn back
on and luckily I had cleaned it up enough where dude,
it stunk the house up. We had to open up
every window in the house and so not only it
was freezing cold, but my wife came home, and she
kind of didn't believe me until, like I think my
daughter told her, like, no, no, no, it was bad. How

(45:18):
bad it was. Everything was cleaned up by the time
she got home. Yeah, And I was like, no, baby, like,
this is what happened. It was really scary. And it
wasn't until later in the day she actually came up
to me and she's like, it's kind of sinking in now,
like we could have killed the family. Yeah, and said, yeah,
you're not that bro. If I if I came home later,
probably a half hour later than I did, that would
have leaked over, probably started a fire, and all the

(45:42):
kids were sleeping. And dude, my little guy. I go
through his room, it's filled with smoke. I go, dude, like,
get out of your room. He goes, Now, I'm cool. No,
obviously there's a problem. You're not listening to anything they
told him. And when the fire guy's got your stop
dropping or rolling at all. And you're on the one
that came in with the tea town and probably just
spread the fire all in the house faster than just

(46:03):
the oven. I think she thought I could wave the
tea towel and and I and I don't know to
the fire. But uh, dude, scary. I mean, I'll be
honest with you, man, like I'm not like not goofing
around like like what we were probably I would say,
thirty seconds away from stuff going real real bad. Yeah, man,
we're we're we are conscious of that not to cook

(46:24):
things like even me and my wife don't know. Man,
we because I'll run the dishwasher like almost every morning
before I leave to come here, Like I'll run the dishwasher. Okay,
that's okay. I do think about running the dryer, and
I'm like, hey, that could cause a problem too, Like
you want to be there if you start smelling something.
You know, this is like an old an old eighty

(46:44):
sitcom episode. You need to sit down and have the
serious talk because this is a special episode where you
need to sit down and show everybody and go through
on how to use a fire extinguisher because it's something
that easy, Like I don't I'm my kids would secon
kids you wouldn't know how to use a fire extinguisher.
They almost to use a fire things like I'm I'm
I'm watching the flames go higher and higher and I'm
reading the instructions yep, I don't you have the right

(47:08):
fire extinguished. There's certain ones. Some are for liquid, some
are for the one would have been the one that
ruined my turkey. Yeah yeah, so and I don't know
what what happened, but the flash fire it made our
turkey taste great. Okay. So so you so you had
it a well done on the outside, little pick on
the inside. I'm I'm watching it and like I said,

(47:29):
it all happens in a split second, right, And I'm
watching it and in amazement, I'm like, this is how
our house burns down? This is this is this is
how good? Because when I say, dude, like you know
how the over the range microwaves, that's how high the
flames were. Yeah. Wow. And I'm like, oh this is all,
this is all all. And then my middle eight, my
middle daughter, she comes downstairs and she's like, is something burning.

(47:54):
I was like, we just had a fire. The upstairs
is filled with smoke, like like smoke, smoke, not like
I burned a casse, all smoke. So so yeah, almost, Dinyal,
thanks again, man, that's scary. Yeah yeah, so be careful
out there. Pay firefighters. You do a good job. I see,
I see what you do. You would have been the

(48:14):
headlines that would have been awesome, would have been reported
on your house. Hey look we get back. We're gonna
knock out some You think you have a god, you
think you've got in bed. I don't think we have
a bed. On Twitter, which is now called x, a

(48:34):
guy named Willie Staley has gone viral for calling out
the Zoomers or gen Z for paying their bar tab incorrectly.
The teams that he saw them paying off their credit
card bar tabs after every round rather than all at
once at the end of the evening. He went on
to call this psycho behavior. Yeah, that is a little weird,
unless unless the bartender wants you to do that. Now,

(48:56):
are you talk about closing out your tab after each round?
Each ram? So unless you're you know, each round that's
paid for by a different person. Normally you just pay
at the end of the night. But a lot of
times if bartenders know it's it's a it's it's a
lot of riff raff, they will make you pay out
after every order. Well, was that because you got yourk
all friends are gonna add on your bar tab if

(49:17):
you keep it open. Because I've done that before when
my cousin had to call me, He's like, bro, you
guys ran up a three hundred dollars test and he
was playing in the band of the bar, and we
ran up a tab. So we went after my buddy's
dad's seventy fifth birthday party, we went to some ritzy bar,
lobby bar in Philadelphia, The Ritz. I believe it was

(49:38):
literally in the name Ritzy. It was. It was the Ritz.
We went to the lobby bar and and we're drinking.
My wife's drinking up a storm. My wife's you know,
my my buddy's wife is drinking up a storm. And
now I have my buddy's sister and her husband drinking
up a storm. I don't know. It's all went on

(50:00):
my tap, right, Yes, you can see it, man, and
you can't even enjoy yourself now you're watching it. But
I didn't. I don't know this. So now I mean, dude,
they're they're knocking back espresso. Martini's right, and this is,
you know, a fancy pants place in Philly, So it's
not gonna be cheap, dude, everyone leaves. I got to
pay up the bill. It was like a seven hundred

(50:20):
dollars meal and I'm like and I'm like, I'm like, okay,
everyone just left without thinking that you had to pay.
The Ritz is always throwing out free drinks on a
Saturday night. Yeah, it was free drink night, so they said,
of course. Uh. The British TikToker uh said that it
is very weird for people to pay instead of after

(50:42):
every order, instead of just leaving the car there behind
the bar. Yeah, I'm gonna close it out, guy. You've
never really crazy with rounds anyway, Like I'll buy around
and I'm like, yeah, yeah, I close. It's just me
and my wife. I'll leave it open. But I've done
this too, man, where I've had to do the walk
of shame the next morning into a bar and because
I left my card there. M hm right, I've done that,

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moved them many times. You're the guy call in and
the janitors cleaning up the bar at eight o'clock in
the morning. Hello, Yeah, do you have my card? Man,
who is a pastor at a Baptist church in California,
was able to fend off a burglar who broke into
the church using kung fu skills. The cops called it

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a classic battle of good and evil. Pastor Nick Knaves
took on the suspect, who was reportedly armed with an
axe and a dagger when he broke into the church
just after midnight on thanks Kip Verry kung fu at all?
Where's his numchucks at? Well? This is that, this is
the intruder. This is when the preacher he confronted the
would be burglar in the parking lot. The scuffle ensued

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and his martial arch training kicked in the pastors the
kung fu master. Fortunately, police arrived quickly and the man
stood down and police were able to arrest him. What
do you do and breaking into a church? What are
you gonna get? What are you gonna get? I see
that collection play dude, it's under the arm of the
Italian guy who walks right. As soon as it's done,
it's out of the church. It's going. I guess you're

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maybe you're looking for a warm place to sleep for
the night. Maybe. In Japan, some bank executives are guaranteeing
the security and ethics of their institutions with their every
with their lives. Whoa The leadership of the Chicacko Bank
has vowed to pay with their lives if financial irregularities
are discovered in their institution. The bank's top thirty two
executives reportedly signed a blood oath requiring them to commit

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seppuku sekuku if they're found guilty of financial irregularities, embezzlement,
and other fraudulent activities. Sepa Cuckoo is where a samurai
warrior would kill himself by cutting into his belly, and
then a second person would cut his head off. Esuy. Yeah,
they take their banking seriously over there. What do you
what are you doing that for? So got one in

(52:52):
the stomach. The boy comes from you know, one comes
from the side. He gets your head off one. Yeah,
I don't. I don't want to. I don't want to
be part of Sepa Cuckoo. Yeah, I don't. I don't
need that. Like Kung Fu theater, how about this? We
just you know, it's it's all about just not stealing money. Yeah, yeah,
just Sti'll steal money. There you go. Those people haven't
been money fine one hundred point seven ZXL South Jerseys

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Rock Station ZXL one. She it was my own fault man.
Last night, my wife climbs into bed. It's like twelve
thirty and I can hear and I'm like, hey, you
know so. Uh So, we had like an issue going
on with my eleven year old where we need him
to focus more in school, and it's kind of on us,
like it's hard for him to keep track of all
the asymums. But I'll be honest, man, the whole portal
thing and all that, it's it's like, you got to

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go on the laptop. I figure these things out. But
he had like a seven in one of his classes
at a hundred a seven now, which means he got
seven points higher than I did. And I've never been
in the class. So we need to figure out where
where he was just not paying attention. Yeah, that's just
and that was me, man, that was me in school,
like just did did the bare minimum. Well that's the problem.

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Like like my wife and I here this saying like
we were never strong readers, We never read and did
all those things. We weren't even great in school. We
just somehow winged it, and here we are with a
pretty cool life. I like reading, and when I do
read a book, which has been forever, I enjoy it.
It's just one of those things I never think about doing. Right. Yeah,
I'm an audio book guy, is someone just you know,
and I see that too. When he's doing his homework,

(54:19):
there's an object. They make it easy for the kids, like, oh, yeah,
you go there, you find the thing, you cut and pace,
and that's that's the answer. After you read the story,
or you don't have to read the story anymore. You
just hit the little play button and like this this
this robot guy just there's no emotion. It's just like, yeah,
I don't know in fifteen hundred blah blah blah. And
it's like, yo, bro, you should be reading that because
you're not very good at reading. You got to strengthen

(54:41):
that part. But it's all just student fed to you.
I keep asking my little guy, yo, do you have homework? Dude,
do you have homework? No? And I go, I don't
believe you, and he goes, no, we have like an
hour in school that we can just get homework done. Yeah,
And I'm like really. And then I went through his
parent teacher conference and I'm like, yeah, no, he's all good.
He's up to eight he's got straight a's in one
B and I was like okay. I was like, wow,

(55:04):
what happened in the days of homework? Yeah, last market
period he got all a's except for two bees. But
also there's these these little micro assignments you have to do,
and you're supposed to do ten per week, and he
hasn't done in the last two weeks, and now we're
on week three, so he's like twenty three behind. So
we have to catch up on that too. But I
got to win the ball this last night, like twelve
thirty ninety three points. Yeah, he's got a lot to do,

(55:26):
got a lot of dude. Yeah. So last night I'm
just it's twelve thirty. I'm having and I hate real
conversations with the wife like that. I don't like real
conversations that well, not at midnight. No, no, No, it
was my own fault. I'm like, hey, what's wrong. Yeah. Here,
I'm like what's wrong? And I'm like, oh no, did
I just ask what's wrong? Yeah? It's never like, hey,
I was hoping you were awake, Joe so we could bang.

(55:47):
It's never. That's it's yeah, there's something that we need
this talk. Yeah he got a seven. Yeah, now I'm up.
I'm like, okay, now you would almost rather get a zero. Yeah,
this is seven because it means you tried a little
bit right, it's it's it's it's a seven a seven,
Come on, man, like, isn't it with the SATs that

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it just signing your name you get like three hundred
points right, yes, which means if you get a hundred,
you messed that part up. Everybody, thanks your calls to
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It is one hundred point seven is the XL sapters,
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the sun comes shining through.

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Where are smiling? Smile, keep on smiling, smile, rocking out man,
I know you guys are all my love looking me guys,
my way of working. She was like, oh yeah, warming up, chick,
and I'm like, I'm a bounce you here. We're rocking. Hey,
thank you, you shot you the best. Yeah, keep me laughing, man,

(57:09):
you guys are great. Good morning guys. It's dellal let's
think got it? Oh god, is it my radio or
it's are you only broadcasting in MANA. This is the
readings in DJIL like if you're on it, I listened
to it.

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