TUESDAY 3-11-25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake up, way up.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
In a world of job mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand about all the rest. And

(00:37):
this show, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Hey man, what's happening? Good morning? Good morning to everybody
up this early? Hey everybody, Happy birthday to my it's
my beautiful wife. You should probably say that from the
end of the show when she's up and go. I'll
do it again. Okay, it's called bookends. Can you do
it every break? Can we say happy birthday, birthday to
my beautiful wife. Yeah, happy birthday. She's I won't say
her age, but it's it's just another trip around the sun. Now.

(01:06):
She's a mid week celebration here for her birthday.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
But we went out Saturday. She's turning to do it
all night or she's hurting Sunday.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
We'll maybe do some maybe some some breakfast after the show, okay,
to celebrate, but yeah, I mean really, we did it
over the weekend, but for her it's a whole month.
And then tomorrow's a day to recoup. Yeah, we're back
to work.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
But yeah, I think she's got work, so, yeah, she's
not getting I don't even know if there's drinking today.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
I don't think. I mean, I don't think there'll be
any drinking involved. I'm not and she doesn't. She's not
one to really drink by herself.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
So I doubt on a Tuesday at ten thirty am,
non vacation, would we be out drinker?

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Would be flowers? I mean, as we're not doing gifts anymore, right,
I don't do.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
So I took her out to Cape May on Saturday,
threw some cash at her at one of her favorite stores,
and I said, baby, you go buy something nuts.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Was it like Good Fellows? Where she how much do
you need? Is?

Speaker 3 (02:04):
She goes this much? Yeah, yeah, it's exactly what it was.
It was all once She's like.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Payer can have a little bit more.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Yeah, but then even that gave her and I give
her a good amount of money. She goes back she's
like yeah, And I was like, I was like, what
I mean, did you did it cover everything? And she goes, oh,
you know, I had to use a little bit more.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah, but how much you buy? I do that with
my wife? I asked her for money, and she's like, here,
here's ten dollars. Make it stretch. And then I get
out of the arcade. I'm like, can I have two
more dollars please? In quarters, well, I gave her a
hundred dollars pill but it wasn't real. Oh snap, yo,
you're not playing. I have stacks one hundred dollars bills
as a joke. They look really really real. Didn't your

(02:41):
kid take one of the school box he had? He
had one, found one in the yard or so. I
think he did take it. I don't think he tried.
I hope he didn't try to use it, but or
maybe yeah, maybe he should have tried. You could easily
rip off one of these tough girls to nightclub, like
it's one of these stores. Like it's not a chain
right down in Kate May. It's just some girl who
you know, started in her parents basement. And I'm like,

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is she even knows the fake hundred? Yeah? No, no,
it was not fake. In my wife, my and my
white ball beautiful.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Clothing from a shout out to a root and thread,
Thread and root something like that down in Kpe, Meg,
you go.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Do you ever get that hoodie? You you send us
a picture of me and Dennis.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
No, my daughter called it a a drug shug.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Drug shug.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Yeah, it's one of those like those poolovers that like
guys wear on the beach.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Hold on, you know what it looks like, and I'll
tell you because I stole one once from a taxi cab.
It looks like the blanket the calves put in the
back seats, like it's like a homeless homeless people wear
them on the beach lap.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Yeah, yeah, it's yeah, it's like a hemp material. It
feels like a drug shug. Yeah, my daughter said, you
want to buy a drug shug. It was on clearance
for twenty bucks. But that's not a hard drug shug.
That's like a weed. I smoke weed.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Drug shug. That's not. This is me doing odd h
hacky sack on the beach, maybe some devil sticks, you know,
and we're chamming out to some uh some solo Jerry
Garcia doing it the quad at the community Center. We're
at the pavilion on the boardwalk where you are. Yeah,
there's one of our buddies has an acoustic guitar and

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he's asking people for money. Well, I about twenty five
dollars is a good price for twenty I didn't. I didn't.
I didn't grab it. I should have pure pressure by
the kids. My kids were making fun of me. Everybody. Tuesday,
we're gonna find that ZXL workforce employee of the day.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Some drinking for you, beer Fast uh the Atlantic Seated
Beer Music Festival.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
We got your tickets. We'll hook you up. Coming up
just a little bit. One hundred point seven ZXLS out
Jerseys Rock Station z x L Morning Show. Good morning, everybody,
do it line. I can go alrighte it and we'll
do it. Lot and things sucks. I'm Scotty. Good morning.
Here's some news felt You's On a Tuesday.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Investigators are asking for a worldwide police alert to be
issued in the ongoing search for a University of Pittsburgh
student who went missing while on spring break to the Dominican.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Republic with her friends. The worldwide alert, known as a
Yellow Notice for a Missing Persons issued by Interpol. She
is from Virginia. A twenty year old Sudaikasha Kanakki has
been missing. Authorities are searching on land and water in
the tourist count of Putakana for any signs of Kanaki.

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Kanaki is a student at University of Pittsburgh and there's
a permanent residence of the United States, but also a
citizen of India. Yeah, my wife and I are going
to try to do Mexico again this year. We haven't
gone in a couple of years because I don't know
how safe it is. And then you hear stories like this,
but well, this isn't Mexico, this is Dominican movie. Yeah,
I know, anything down there, you know, it feels like
it's unsafe. But I also feel like they wouldn't want
near my wife anymore. But you get me, are now

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they aren't going there for spring break, right. This girl's
probably you know, had a lot of drinks and very
beautiful girl. My wife's not that anymore. Yeah, so so
yeah there, it definitely not looking for you guys. No,
they're not going to kidnap my wife.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
A third passenger of a car involved in a three
car vehicle crash Sunday and Gloucester County has died. New
Jersey State Police confirmed a seventeen year old passenger died Monday,
but did not identify or provide any other information. The driver,
a nineteen year old Brendan Carry of Franklinville. We're traveling
north on Route fifty five in Elk Township on Sunday
when an suv ahead of him struck the right front

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corner of his car. The driver lost directional control of
his car, crossed over to the right shoulder of the
highway and hit a disabled minivan stop on the side
of the road. The driver and another passenger in his car,
Dominic Rays of Franklinvillet, only nineteen, died Sunday of their
injuries in the crash. Philadelphia Eagles will be headed to

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the White House at the invitation of President Donald Trump
to celebrate the Super Bowl victory over the.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Kansas City Chiefs last month.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
The quote is, we sent the invite and they enthusiastically accepted.
We are working with them to determine a date and
logistics at the White House. Team spokesperson for the Eagles
said the Philadephy Eagles organization has accepted an invitation to
visit the White House is currently working on scheduling.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
What's the food. What do you think her usually? I
think the like the one of the college national championships. Uh,
he brought the team in. It was like all Burger kick. Yeah.
Oh yea, he did it for the college boys. I
wonder what the Eagles get. Is it Philly themed? I mean,
you're not going super nice, right, These are just big
old football players. That's news. What about sports? Hawks beat

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the Sixers one thirty two, three Sixers, Raptors tomorrow, Flyer
Senators tonight, Phil's beat the Twins four to one. Phil's
Red Sox one oh five this afternoon. A bunch of
moves in football yesterday. Some Eagle stuff. Kenny Pickett's the
backup quarterback. He's headed to the Browns. I think they
got a draft pick and another like third string quarterback.
I like how he was able to play in the

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end of the Super Bowl, so technically he did play
for the Super Bowl. Yeah, and he's got a ring.
He's a super Bowl winning quarterback. The Eagle set Milton
Williams to the Patriots, the Rams playing the Release Cooper coup.
The Seahawks have found the replacement for Gino Smith, Sam
Darnold one hundred million dollar deal, fifty five guaranteed, and
Zach Wilson. He was the guy, a hotshot kid out

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at EYU went to the Jets, kind of got caught
up in the Aaron Rodgers stuff kind of had to
take a back seat, got sent over to Denver and
has been dying out in Denver for the last couple
of seasons. His biggest claim to fame is his mom's hot,
and his mom is all over social media. Also, I

(08:32):
believe to get back in his girl, ex girlfriend, he
banged her mom. He banged that or something. His friend.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
There's something, there's something that happened to get back in somebody.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
He banged their mom.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
He's headed to Miami because that's a good looking guy
like him who has a tendency to bang people belongs
in Miami.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Mom's gonna be in a two piece year round.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
He's got a six million dollar deal all gameuaranteed it
could reach up to ten million bucks.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
There you go, that's news. That's hey. Yeah, sunny today.
I up to sixty two, partly cloudy tonight over at
low for I did my research. I checked out the
mom yesterday. Still hot. Okay, okay, she gon fit right
in there on jet Ski's laying topless on the beach
tomorrow for your Wednesday sunclouds high up to fifty two.
It's thirty seven outside right now one hundred point seven ZXL,
South Jersey's rock station, ZXL Morning Show, lunch point seven ZXL,

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South Jersey's rock station, and the ZXL Morning Show. I
know I could pull this off. It's kind of a
double standard. So over the weekend we're cleaning out the garage.
There is nothing hotter than my wife just selling things
in the garage because it's been stacked up all winter.
Like the garage is, it's my area, but she's taking
it over with a bunch of old decor things that
we will never put back in our house. But she
refuses to sell. Yeah, as we're going through, we go

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through a band now. She also puts some of her
stuff from like her office in the garage. It was
like a bin full of like pictures and scrap books
that were never completed, just a bunch of nonsense.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
I popped my wife's trunk the other day to throw
luggage in there. She's still you know one of those
stand up desks that people buy and then never really use.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Yeah, I got one yet.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
I put this in her trunk five months ago, did
so she could take it to work.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
I pop her trunk. It's still sitting there right She's
not using it. She never even made it in her office,
So well, why he's doing all this other nonsense. She's
trying to sell it all, and I gotta keep pushing her.
Like we even get to a little disagreement there because
I'm like, you gotta do it. I say, nothing is
coming back. Everything's in the due everything's in the driveway.
It's not coming back into the garage. Either you're gonna
sell it or it's going in the shit. I did

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this with the man. I did it with the basement.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
I put everything in a pile in one area of
the basement, and I gave everyone like twenty four hours.
I said come over. I said, if you want something,
it's you take it first of all. It's not take
it and then put it aside. It leaves the house.
If not, it goes onto the curb and getting thrown away.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
So I start going through this bin of all papers
and scrap books and everything else, and there's a scrap
book from when she was in high school. She was hot. Man.
By the way, dude, I definitely I scored pretty well
with my wife, Like she was really really hot in
high school. It's a little weird. You're talking about a
high school, right it is, isn't it weird? I'm like, dude,
she's you know, she was smoking back in the day.
I definitely would have you know, hit that.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
And it's also kind of a double like an insult
because you're saying it like she isn't now and your
wife is is super attractive.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
He's she's getting older, like I brought it up. Doesn't
want to hear that. We could go to Mexico and
I don't think anyone's good. They're not gonna kidnap her.
They're looking for the hot you know, younger. She wants
to hear that anymore looking good though she's still good.
But there's pictures of her, like her ex boyfriend, like
tons of them. Yeah, I would he was the guy
who got away, right is he the one? He's the

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one you settled for me? You were in love with
this guy, so looking at him like I would never
be able to pull off because I was like, listen,
you want to keep these He's like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
keep them, keep them? Why not? I would never be
able to pull that off. Me and a bunch of pictures,
and I don't know there's pictures of her too. I
don't know who took these pictures? Once she's in like
this this cheerleading outfit, but she's laying in the snow
looking like a panther ready to pounce on somebody. You go.

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I was like, who took these pictures of you? And I?
What were you doing in high school? Jose the boyfriend
he did? I felt once she was, uh, you know
a sexy post. She's on top of the guy's nineteen
eighty nine like Nissan, his Dodge, trust the stuff like that,
Like what is this? But I was like I would
never be able to keep pictures of my ex my
ex girlfriend from high school as long as it's pre.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
I don't think my wife really cares made us getting together? Yeah,
but my mom, man, it was awkward for up until
not that long ago. My mom had a picture of
me and a bunch of family members and my ex
wife was in it, and my mom had it like
out and about because my mom like the way she
looked in the picture. And finally, like I finally had

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to grab it one day when my mom wasn't around and.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Like hit it. Yeah, because my wife would always say
like there's I don't why is there? Why is that
picture there? Right, can't. I don't got the new wife,
you know, I can't do it. I was like, it's
because my mom likes the way she looks in that picture.
I remember dating the girl. Man. They put me in
the legit family picture where they paid money to have
a photographer come. It was it's that picture, that stupid
picture that rich people put over top of the mantle.

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This is why you got that picture. I mean, you
got a picture. You go out on the end so
they can slice you right off. They did put me
and they left the dad put a little space between
me and the and the and his daughter. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
When I when I got asked that man is like
a boyfriend, I always said no. I said, no, no
of you guys do It's a family thing.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
I didn't want.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
It's always key. The girl looks at you and she goes, okay,
this isn't gonna last.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Exactly. I didn't want to be in the picture. Yeah,
that's like, can I put my arm around her? Dad's
like no, no, no, no, just stand here, give a little
bit of space. It's one hundred extra dollars to photoshop
your arm out. Look.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
I got a pair of tickets for Atlantic City Beer
Music Fest You want them six zero nine six seven
seven one hundred seven six zero nine six seven seven
one hundred and seven Atlantic City Beer at Music Festival SIG.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Zero nine six seven seven, one hundred and seven. It
back some rocks, Joe, Joe, it's gotta rock ned news.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
There's some rock news for you. A lot of tours happening.
My wife brought this up out of nowhere. She goes,
could you get tickets this summer for the Counting Crows.
I go with the show, I guess, but they're a nut.
They're a band that doesn't do a lot of their hits.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Oh, just more jamming.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
They'll go out there, they'll jam. We'll do a lot
of deep cuts, the Counting Crows. She must have been
onto something, because yesterday they announced the twenty twenty five tour.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Uh. It'll launch June tenth in Nashville and run through
a bunch of shows in the UK. Closest show we're
gonna get, uh with opening act, Gaslight Anthem, Counting Crows,
Counting Crows, Counting Crows. The closest show we're gonna get
looks like ooh, a couple of close shows.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
June twenty eighth. You want to go up to Home
Dell at the panc Bank Art Center.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
July fi, Atlantic City, The hard Rock good.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
So it looks like the Counting Crows on tour this
holiday weekend. How July fifth, Yeah, big old show it'll
be because they do. He'll do ten thirteen thousand and
an outdoor arena and you got to figure a hard
rock I think those four or five thousand, so.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
It'll be an intimate show.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
Cindy Lauper has announced the final leg of her Girls
Just Want to Have Fun Farewell tour, booking at twenty
five more dates this summer.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Can you get tickets for that? I can't, dude. I've
seen her. She's really good. Really now you think she's
good now? Yeah, dude, I saw her about five years
ago open up for Rod Stewart Doude. She killed it.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
She she is like a lot of people, you know,
just like Gair's just what. She's super talented. July twentieth
at the Man the TD Pavilion at the Man up
in Philly. That looks like the closest show we're gonna
get if you want to see the great Cindy Lawper.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Yeah, that's the closest one. So that's up in Philly
July twenty. Captain Lou with her Rest in Peace, Captain
Lewi's dead look. I always love her because of that
rock and wrestling. She got wrestling on MTV, which was
a huge deal, and he was in the video right.
He was in two videos. He was in Girls Just
Want to Have Fun where he played her dad.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
Three, he was in three videos Girls Just Want to
Have Fun, Goonies Never Die. And then he it was
for a split second. He was in like True Colors
where whatever one was, where she's in a trailer, he's
in it. He's there for a split second in the trail.
I wonder if he was hitting that he was hitting it.
I forget the connection that she had. I think her

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boyfriend like wrestling and called up Captain Lou and then
that got her into wrestling and then she was a
manager for a while for Wendy Rickman.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
Yeah, dude, it put wrestling on the map like it
was a huge deal. James Taylor is going back out
on tour. He added a bunch of new dates for
his summer tour and it looks like the closest we're
going to get to see James Taylor August thirtieth up
in Home Dell at the P and C Bank Art Center.
That's August thirtieth to see James Taylor with the P

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and C Bank of Art Center in Home Dell and
John bon Jovi said he's determined not to give up
on his most recent album, which Tanked released last summer,
called Forever. It debuted at number five, but then the
next week fell out of the top two hundred. He
was unable to support the record on a tour because
he's recovering from vocal cord surgery. He said, I would

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love to go out on tour. I'm still recovering from surgery,
and he goes, I would love to really play this album.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
You know who wouldn't want to hear any of this
album the fans that buy tickets, and both of us
in this room.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
No one wants to hear. You buy tickets, which I'm
gonna guess is probably pretty expensive to go see John
bon Jovi or bon Jovi, and he plays a song
off the new album for nobody wants it. I wouldn't
even care about his hit dude, be Honest with You
thirty years ago. I don't want to hear a song
off of a Nu bon Jovi.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
The album Like if I had if I had to
pee and they were doing you Give Love a Bad Name,
I probably would still go pee. I've seen him a
couple of times.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
He puts on a fun show and he's got a
bunch of hits, but once he goes, hey, I got
something off the new album Forever.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Get out of here, dude traffic. So man, I'm gonna
go order mozzarella stakes. I'll be back. We're Scotty. We
already left there. You go. Some rock News one hundred
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I think kids are stupid. I one hundred percent think
kids are dumb. But every now and then a kid
will make me laugh. And it usually comes in like
a bad situation, but then someone will make it funny.
We're talking twelve or twenty with kids. We talking about here,
somewhere like ten between ten and thirteen.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
Okay, right, yeah, it's so. I'm gonna send you a video, Joe.
I actually just send it to you now.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
I want you when I want you to watch it,
when I tell you to start watching it to give
you a backstory. It's a video and it starts out
I understand the situation. It's a kid who's bullying a
guy's child, and so the guy comes up onto the
playground the school and you shouldn't as a father. He
starts putting his hands on the kid and saying like

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you tough, you tough. Okay, I see that. But what
happens next to the dad slam dunk hilarious. Whoever the
kid was genius. I hope the kid gets a full
ride to Mitka. So watch the video, Jojo and tell
me if it's not a great move, because the dad

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probably overstepping his bounds. I know you don't want your
kid to be bullied. It looks like a dad. You
can't put your hands on another kid. It just watch
what happens. A profanity in this can I turn you
Probably there's probably profanity, but there's a lot of kids
yelling in the background. That's right there. He is, big guy,
big belly, big belly. He dresses like you basketball short.

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That's gonna be key. In what happens, He's got the
kid all up on the wall. The kid tries to stop. Dude,
this is fantastic to stop him. Please tell them he's
gonna get behind Wait, just keep going. Okay, now this
guy's filming him. Kid's filming it. Yep, big tough guy.

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Of course they're filming it. Yes, yes, what a great move. Wow,
that's how you diffuse the situation.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
So what happens is big fat dad basketball shorts goes
up starts putting his hands on a kid for bullying
his kid. They're all filming it, right, because they're on
this The guy's on school grounds. So a kid goes
up behind the dad and is a big fat dad,
and the kid depants them dude shorts down to the
dad's ankles.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
Now here's the here's the problem. The dad does what
I do unfurnished basement. So the dad's bare asses just
out on the playground. Yeah. Now, and now is the dad.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
There's nothing you could do. Now you gotta do the
embarrassing thing and to pull up your pants and what
do you do?

Speaker 1 (21:17):
At that point? It's you're right. The kids won. The
kids one.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
It's been diffused. You're not tough anymore. Your kid's embarrassed.
It's horrible. But the kid who decided to depants the dad,
home run kid and home run.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Now, if I'm a police officer, a man of the law,
there could be some type of exposure because you're on
a school playground and now you're your ass and don around.
Now you can get in real trouble other than the
principal just escort and you off and say hey, listen kid.
But at one point you're junk. Was you proximity of

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a child on a school ground? Man, you go to
big trouble for that.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
I felt so many different emotions because at first I
felt for the dad. My kid's getting bullied. I'm gonna
take things into my own hands. Maybe he's contacted the
school and they didn't do anything, so he's kind of
he's got his hands on the kid, not roughing the
kid up, but he's got his hands on the kid.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
He can't do that.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
But the kid who decides to come in while the
dad is all caught up in the moment and just
depants the dad.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Dude, that kid for knowing all about that once again,
doesn't It's one of those things. You didn't hurt anybody.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
He didn't stab the dad, He didn't take a baseball
baseball bat to the kneecap, he depants the dad. It's hilarious.
It diffuses the situation. The dad's a little embarrassed, the
kid's a little embarrassed. But who knows, Man, that dad
could have put his hands on that kid and really
hurt that kid, and then the dad would have been
in a huge amount of issues.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
At that point. The dad's no more, He's not worried
about about the bully anymore.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
Dude, his dong and ass were out because he got
depants on a school ground.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
And I know that I remember that feeling. Man, your
pants up fast because someone you know dropped your pants. Dude,
we weren't safe in middle school.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
It was either someone was gonna give you an oil check,
which is finger up you you know where, or they
were gonna depant you.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Dude, flick your balls too with the finger man. In
jim we would have to change into your gym clothes.
It was dude, you were not safe in Jim because
not only were you there with girls, but your buddies
were always trying to depants you. Yeah, wow constantly. I'll
put the video up Facebook dot com forward slash Jojo
and Scotty. It's Facebook dot Com Forward slash Jojo and Scotty.
You can see the video and see how a dad

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completely gets owned on a school playground. For Christ's sake, dude,
I'm come. I wouldn't be wearing underwear either. Look, we
get it too, because when we go to the men's room,
you're always in basketball. It's an easy pick. Even the
guy across the hall too. Man, I'm like back in
the day, I dropped these pants down. Now you can't
do it here. Well, we also are middle age. Yeah,
I'm gonna lose my job over that. We get back,

(23:54):
we'll knock out some headlines in ZXL, South Jersey's rock
station in the ZXL Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
How hard can it be? I've seen it done before.
Usually we didn't got to ask that question. It's hard.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
And if anyone's ever done this, please jump on the
iHeartRadio app and give us a talk back. Let us
know how you did, let me know how you did
it and how bad it hurt. I'm thinking about ripping
out my own tooth. Uh, you've been in this boat before.
I don't.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
I think it was at our old radio station, and
I don't think we had dental.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
I'm missing a tooth.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
I am missing a tooth and had a you had
toothpaint to the point where you couldn't talk, and you
were really thinking, like pair of pliers.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Hey, I'm just gonna rip it out. So I guess
I have a tooth in the back here, okay. And
it had like what I think it's called a crown
where they cover it up, like they take the old
tooth and they grind it down and it's nasty everything.
They put it a crown over top of it so
it looks like you still have a tooth. It's like, uh,
when you have.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
A bad storm and the roof of your shed blows
off and then you just take a blue tarp, yeah,
and you throw it over and now it's a new roof.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Yeah. I mean they staying at this, you know, to
mascul teeth as much as they can. My wife deals
with this. She has a crown and it's always popping off.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
It's it's I don't know whoever invented the crown did
an awful job and why we decided this was the
go to route because it constantly is popping off.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Like a week ago, I feel like it was a
little crack there and I'm like, Okay, Now this should
be fine. If I ignored, it'll just go away. I
have two cracked teeth in the back, which I ignored.
I've been ignoring now for I'm gonna say four years. Jesus,
they don't heard it all. I don't hurt. They're too cracked.
The back molars in the back, they're both cracked. So
this is like the crown actually cracked. So now I'm

(25:36):
dealing with this sting in the back. So I call
it my dentist, thinking, okay, how fast can I get
in to see this dentist. Now it's annoying. It doesn't hurt.
Like I said that, the two underneath doesn't hurt. It's
just a stupid crown. It's annoying. It's a painting the balls.
I go. I'm like, I got to see the dentist.
Well it's wrong, man, it doesn't hurt. But I was like,
what what he just sees? He sees money side? I got,

(25:56):
I got the crown. It's it's cracked. I gotta get
this obviously taken care of. When can I get in
there to see them as soon as I could get
in this next Friday? Now, what if I was an
excruciating pain and I had to get this thing pulled
out for real. Next Friday's the soon as you could
get me. If you were in pain, they would, they
would rush job yet, but they would it would be
more so. Now I'm on the list, like I don't know,

(26:16):
give me in as soon as possible list. It's like,
it's something up. Let me know. But if it's not hurting,
why bother? Because cause you know what, Because it's because.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
You can't see it, right, That's the thing with the
like the molars on my back that are cracked.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
I'm like, you can't see them, so who cares the problem?
The way it's cracked. It's like, okay, it's like like
that house you talked about before. Let's say the roof
falls off, right, but you're gonna get rain and snow
it keeps coming. That's what I'm dealing with, getting stuff, Yes, exactly.
And it's annoying. Yeah at this point, now it's in
the back and I'm already married. Just rip it out.
I got no one to impress anymore. Just rip the

(26:47):
goddamn out of my mouth. So you're gonna have no
teeth soon. Yeah, right, That's where I'm at. I don't
know how many teeth you have? But I'll be down
to now. Luckily they're in the back. You could barely
see them. That's why I have a good side and
a bad side. When I smile, it's gonna be a
that's gonna be a tough one, and that's gonna be
I'm gonna say about a grant, I know, man, I
best how much it's going to cover.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
No matter how good your dental, it usually doesn't cover
something like that. Yeah, why is that? Why are we
paying dental insurance? And I get two cleanings a year
and that's it. Dental is such a scam.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Can I see a menu? Like, show me the menu, like,
what what are my options?

Speaker 2 (27:22):
Well?

Speaker 3 (27:22):
The best was my little guy needed some real dental work.
And I go and the woman's like, okay, it's going
to be I think it.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Was like twenty five hundred bucks.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
And we had just gotten bought by iHeart, so we
were in this weird like area of having dental and
I said, oh, I said, you know what, I think
I'm gonna have to just pay in cash And she goes, oh,
you're paying in cash four hundred bucks. That's where I go,
hold on, what what so you're gonna just because you
thought I had insurance, I would be at twenty five

(27:53):
hundred dollars because you could you could run that through
the insurance company. Because you heard I was paying in cash.
You knocked it down the four hundred bucks.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
If there is a dentist out there and you're available
this Saturday with a chair that leans back, and you
have everything at home, I will come to your house
for cash to rip this thing out of my mouth.
And why not you numb it up a little bit
and just pull it out. Now, I remember we were
out man. It was me, my neighbor and some buddies
and his dad came along. Now was dad's out of

(28:21):
his mind right, curses at the kids in the front
yards drinking beer. Constant. He's out of his mind. We
call him Poppy. I saw him in Atlantic City rip
his own tooth out of his mouth because it was bothered.
He's like pulled the whole thing out, bleeding it all. Yeah,
was rooted the way mine's rooted. But I definitely have
to get this whole thing taken care of. My buddy.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
I think his dad's still doing it. Man owns a
big construction crew, and he said he knew his dad
was tough man. They were like doing a roofing project
or something, and the dad shot a nail right through
his foot, not through a toe, through the foot, the
boot and everything to the point where it went into
the wood under his foot. He watched his dad bare
hand rip the nail out and then keep working.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
I saw my brother run a screw into the top
of the stinging and I saw my brother reverse the
drill and take the screw out of his finger. It
was it was. It was the worst thing I've ever seen.
To this day, I can't even think about it.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
One time, I was getting out of this nice comfy
chair I sit in by the microphone. Dude, I bang
my knee on the actual console table in the in here,
in here, are you okay? And I kept going, oh my,
you went through the whole rest of the day. It
was like hitting you that weird funny bone in your knee.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Yeah, dude, it hurt, but I kept going, please don't
be embarrassed if that happens again. We stopped this show.
I think about the nice that thing up. Man, don't
be a hero. We'll have hero. Well, if guys come
in and go I can't do the show today. I'm
sick and I go, dude, come on, bro, it's radio.
You can do honestly, you could do it. Honestly, you
can just get get Oh, I can't come in the day.
I don't feel good. Come on, bro, it's radio. Yeah.

(29:53):
I think we've even thrown up in trash cans and
continued to we have. Look, we we get back. We'll
do a thing called trash. Oh love trash? Anything thirty ny.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
Dotty anything, racket rocky or roughy thirty.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
Yes, I love trash. Hey, here's some trash for you.
There was the iHeart Podcast Awards. Is this over the weekend? Hey?
Did we win anyway? We did not. We weren't even nominated.
The Kelsey family had a good run. Travis and Jason
Kelsey won a bunch of awards for The New Heights
with Jason and Travis Kelsey. That's their podcast.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
Kylie Kelsey the Wife, She won for Best Emerging Podcast
for Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelsey. They're all the
ones that I kind of know, all these other ones.
Best fiction podcast went to Hello from the Magic Tavern.
Best Food podcast was Be My Guest with Ema Garten.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
I'd give it to iHeart. You know now they're doing
podcast awards. Well, it's all about the iHeartRadio app. We
can get all these podcasts, yea Manny, and you could
find us at the iHeartRadio app. Just search wz XL.
We didn't win nothing. We didn't win nothing, nothing at all.
Enough Betrayal won the Best Crime Podcast. We weren't even nominated.
Like non even called us to say, hey guys, you're up. Man,
there's five of them. I didn't get one of those

(31:39):
cool gift bags or anything. Wendy Williams was hospitalized after
allegendly dropping a note from her window saying, help Wendy.
I'm an assisted living facility. But here's the thing.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
Somebody got the note called called I guess authorities. They
took her to the hospital where they gave her a
bunch of tests and she flat passed with colors. She's
been under a conservatorship saying that she has dementia.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
What came out yesterday through TMZ was she was very
with it to the point where they might fight this
conservatorship now and say that maybe somebody is being underhanded
and trying to steal some money from him.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Wow, yeah, listen, man, she might be okay.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
Los Angeles County District Attorney is seeking to withdraw a
resentencing motion for Lyle and Eric Menendez. He alleges their
self defense, claims their lies, and argues that they haven't
met rehabilitation standards. Just because someone makes a Netflix movie
about you doesn't mean you should be let out a chip, right, Yeah,
these guys murdered their parents in cold, cold, cold blood

(32:47):
like they shot their faces off with sought off shotguns.
The problem is is everyone's gonna see this and somebody's
gonna take their side, and then you get the social
media buzz and then what's.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
I saw that? The out me Becky who lives out
in Wyoming, He's like, you know, maybe they are innocent.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
And it's to a kid who's a college age right now, dude,
thirty years ago.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
And that's one about when it was. Yeah, it was
about thirty years ago, right, I think it was ninety three,
ninety four something like that. It's so far away like
I remember it like it was yesterday. These kids were demons.
They went. They were rich, spoiled kids who went and
shot their parents' faces off while their parents were watching
unsolved mysteries great like end of story, and now thirty

(33:33):
years later you get some college kid who's like, oh
my god, they were so cute. They were so cute.
And did you hear the soundtrack they used for the
Netflix movie. It was so good they use They used
simple mind. We're gonna leave it up to you.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
Looks like there's there's drama going on between Haley Bieber,
the wife of Justin Bieber, and Selena Gomez.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
There was some cryptic posts that were put out on
social media.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Who cares Millie Bobby This is crazy Millie Bobby Brown,
She's English? Was an English accent? Right, It's eleven from
Stranger Things. She said that when she's around the bon
Jovi's the bon Giovi's right, she's married the John bon
Jovi's kid. When she's around John and the rest of
the Beyond Geovie crew, she uses an American accent.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
Why do you have time? It's that you? Yeah, it's
not you? Is it because you're in Jersey? Wow? Congrats
the Christian McCaffrey. They running back and knocked up his girlfriend,
Olivia Culpo. They're expecting her first child.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
Michelle Obama and her brother are launching a podcast because
that's what we want. Is her brother Barack?

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Wait, what is it? Michelle Obama and her brother are
launching launching a podcast. Okay, just two, just two dudes
launching a podcast too. They should call it the Brothers
Mike and the brother. Does that come up? She's gotta
know it right, she has to be on social is

(35:04):
a good I'm dancing around and they put this big
junk hanging on my thigh.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
If you're the brother and you really want this one
never understood. David Lee Roth did morning Radio for a
split second post Howard Stern.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
Right first day.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
I would have had the guy savan haling it. Put
whatever you squash, whatever you got a squash, but it
would have been huge. First question, if.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
I'm Michelle Obama's brother, we're launching a podcast. Do you
have a dog? Michelle?

Speaker 3 (35:32):
Tell the world do you have a penis? People say
your name is Mike?

Speaker 1 (35:40):
What's going on? Nice festival? Uh? You have senses fail
and me too, and the gimme gimmes. They're gonna be performing.
Plus you got all the beer stuff, a bunch of activities.
It's a fun time, big old Saturday right in Atlantic City. Uh,

(36:03):
Don What do you do tech like? Uh, you know,
fixed computers or just about anything they need. Don's the
it guy. He's the guy when you have a problem,
you called Big Don. Hey, how much porns get thrown
around the workspace they have done? Oh my god? Right right?
You gotta shut those sites down, don't you. You're the guy. Man.
We used to have an it guy and to goof

(36:23):
on Joe and I. If you went to any site, dude,
I'm talking, I couldn't go to TMZ, it would send
you to a gay porn site. Yeah it was playgirl,
I think, Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was pretty awesome. It
was pretty awesome until you had to research for the
actual show and then kept coming just constantly going the
playgirl dot com.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
All right, don uh you stay on hold. We're gonna
get all your info. But you got tickets for the
Atlantic City beer at Music Fest.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
All right, awesome, this is awesome. Thank you guys so much.
The it guys are like magicians, man, because I don't
understand any of it. But old guy, dude, he was
a he was a whisky. We set up a live
broadcast from a house where we had to tap into
some strangers. It was a live broadcast. It was one
of these like trash houses, end of summer Labor Day

(37:06):
party and uh yeah, and this was dude, you're going
back fifteen years ago, so technology isn't what it is now.
He had a webcam. Yeah, and we were able to
broadcast from their backyard on a laptop. Man, it was fantastic. Yeah,
and of course he had to quote be there. Yeah,
of course he did so. And you have that hair

(37:26):
that came up his back all the way to the
Bag's neck.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
It was like he's a He was a sweaty New
Jersey Italian kid who did good right, he actually listened
in school and stuff and yeah, and it was so
funny because he made money, but he bought all the
dumb South Jersey Italian stuff, like he bought the Irock right,
he bought the gold chains like that was it was.
He he's smart and successful, but he bought all the

(37:52):
trashy stuff going.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Back years because I remember him from the old college
radio days. He was the first guy who had the
bag film in the car. He was that guy. He
had the Corvette and the bag phone. I remember he's
sweating in his back hairs all wet. My god, I
could braid that thing. Dude was fantastic. When it came
to Ice War, nothing went wrong. Man. We love that guy.
Look we get back, we'll knock out some head of one.

(38:16):
Seven XL, South Jersey's rock station and the ZXL Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
I had a test yesterday and I think I passed.
And you know what, it was all my father in
law's fault.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
He tried. He tempted me. He does.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
He's the devil, my father in law. And he tempted
me yesterday the shots and I said, devil. He said,
go back to hell where you belong.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Isn't how much jamison you can drink around a fire, dude.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
So it's my wife's birthday today, Happy birthday, baby dolls
and so his daughter.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
He calls me yesterday and goes, hey, man, what you doing?
And I was like, what up? And he goes, hey,
I need a fourth for golf in tomorrow. Oh I
like this. I go what yeah? And he goes, oh
wait and I go yeah, dude, I can't go off tomorrow.
It's it's your daughter, my wife's birthday. Was he waiting

(39:11):
for you to say yeah, I'm in?

Speaker 3 (39:13):
I think so He's like, you don't think he can
get away at ten, I go, dude, you know the
trap that you're setting for me if I try and
go down there to the point where.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
I said, non, am I gonna no? He goes, yeah.
I figured he goes. I just remember it as I
was talking to here that it's her birthday, and he
goes uh, and I go okay.

Speaker 3 (39:31):
So I hang up the phone with him, and I go,
I tell him no, flat out the devil tries to
tempt me.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
I said no. So I got down to my wife, like,
your dad just tried to get me to play golf.
She goes, what are you telling me this now? So
you think that I tell you just to go play?
Oh no, I'm telling you. I'm telling you no. And less. Baby,
you want to come and hang at the bar while
me and your dad go play golf? What she wants
to do? I said no, I said, I'm not trying.

(39:57):
I said, no, it's your day. It's your birthday. I'm
not going to go play God for four hours come back,
you know? And then what? And then?

Speaker 3 (40:04):
And then so you sit around all day waiting for me,
and then I take you out. I know I'm not
doing that to ye.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Luckily, this worked out for me. Now, about a month
or so ago, I end up booking a boys trip
to Tennessee, Nashville, me and a couple neighbors. So I
did it not thinking, and after we booked it, basically
I had the room and everything, my wife's like, you know,
that's your son's birthday weekend, Like I would have been
in Nashville for the birthday. And I'm like, now, I'm thinking,
do I lie to him? Do I tell him? Do

(40:30):
I do something big on Thursday? I'll be away on Saturday.
Do I just try and trick him and thinking it's
gonna be over the week, or we'll do something big.
I didn't bail out of that trip, man. I stayed
pretty strong. Now. Luckily one of the neighbors had something
else he had to do. He couldn't make it that weekend,
so we ended up rescheduling. I was home for my
kid's birthday, but I felt like a bad parent. I
was still gonna go away to Nashville and leave my kid,

(40:51):
like on his birthday. I got four, I got four kids.
I'd go golfing in a second on their birthday. My
wife and a kid from Nashville be like, hey, man,
how's your birthday? I'd FaceTime the kid from the first
tee off. Yeah, uh, my kids.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
I wouldn't care. I definitely go goffing if it was
my kids, my wife. I couldn't do it. My wife
would kill me if I went golfing on her birthday
without her. Yeah, you're in the last leg of a
five day celebration here. You got to finish to finish strong, right,
So it sucks. It's on a weekday. Maybe do a
little brunch action today, maybe there's some breakfast.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
But imagine I tell her, babe, I'll be back. It's
ten a. It's a ten am t off, baby, I'll
be back by two thirty at the latest.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Ye.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Now, the fact that you spent the four days prior
just celebrating her birthday doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It's
because it's because this is the actual birthday date. Not
like a cop who's retiring and was able to vest
the bunch of his uh, his sick days and his
vacation days and use them to retire early. No, I
can't take the time I spent with her pre birthday
and then use that actually on her birthday, that this

(41:56):
is her actual birthday, like today's gotten away on Sunday
because it wasn't the he would have called me yesterday.
I think I could have got away with golfing.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
Yesterday, but I can't want his First of all, it's
his daughter's birthday.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Why isn't he a part of the cellar? Why is he?

Speaker 3 (42:09):
He happened brunch with you guys. They're apparently bar hopping
on Saturday. Yeah, so they're bar hopping when I'm not drinking,
because that's fun.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
How's your Facebook post coming done? Yeah? You got it
all done? I hope she she appreciates it. Yes, you
want me to read it to you? Uh?

Speaker 3 (42:25):
Yeah, yeah, I say happy birthday to this wonderful woman
and partner because I tagged her in it, of course.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
She's the Smoky to my bandit, the man to my Chico,
Miss Elizabeth, the Macho man, Alf, the Willie, Yeah Goose,
the Maverick, or a Turner to my hooch.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
I wouldn't want.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
Any other navigator for this journey. Enjoy it, Boo Turner
to my hooch. Huh Turner and hoochs great Tom Hanks film.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Come on now. The hardest part is trying to find
all the pictures. I had to make sure that I
had spelled Willy right from alf Okay, it's not with
a why, it's with an Ie. Gotcha everybody.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
And then you brought up a great point that Willie
he ended up becoming like a child predator late later
in life, not on the show. But I think I'm
still still in the reference to the show. It's still work.
You might as well say you're the fairest to the
school principal. Guy Cold to oj Nicole Ojay is right
up your al well. I want to but see I
don't do politics on social media. I wanted to end

(43:21):
it with Elon de Trump and.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
Then people would have do it you be Malonia Trump,
Happy birthday, my love, the devil your father tempted me
and I you think you've got it bad. I don't
think we have it bad.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
Last week in Air India, flight out of Chicago had.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
To make an emergency. You turned back to the Windy City.
The flight destined for New Delhi was interrupted on what
was discovered that eleven of the plane's twelve bathrooms had
become a clogged.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
There was just twelve bathrooms on this plane. Is it
one of those big ones. I guess they were in
an opera bar. You're going from Chicago to India. That's
a pretty long flight.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
It wasn't good news for the flight that was carrying
more than three hundred passengers. It happened four and a
half hours into what was supposed to be a fourteen
and a half hour flight. It wasn't revealed what meals
were being served on the plane, but hopefully they were light.
But my wife and I flew to Italy. It was like, ah,
how did you like the plane? I was like, I
don't know. It was a regular plane. It was a
nine and a half hour ride. There was a regular plane.

(44:27):
What do you think? I got up and played pool
and sat at the bar and watched the movie. It was.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
It was.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
It was a crappy plane. I was just stuck there
for nine hours. That's think the longest I was ever
on a plane, like on purpose. I think I've with
the lays and stuff. I got stuck on a plane.
I think it's like six hours the London, Okay, yeah,
that's that was about about six At San Francisco when
I was a kid, that's five hours. So yeah, so

(44:51):
that was about it. I think I tap out about
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(45:14):
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(45:35):
walks into a moosehead. No one looks into a bar
and goes, I want a moosehead.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
But this so, I don't know if it's stemmed from
maybe they had an order that went wrong and they
ended up with a lot of moosehead. So when we
were just starting out drinking age and the years before that,
this Maynard's in Margate on Wednesday nights would have fifty
cent moosehead night.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
Okay, so the only time you would ever drink moosehead.
But for some reason they used moosehead. Don't know why.
But it was awesome.

Speaker 3 (46:04):
Even when it got up to a dollar, right, you're
still drinking dollar mooseheads.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
It was awesome.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
We had uh is Rolling Rock still thing. Oh yeah, man,
Rolling Rock Nights kept at thirty three degrees from Latrobe, Pennsylvania, and.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
I think I was home of Arnold Palmer. I think
Fuel was playing that night. It was a place in
Cherry Hills Sanctuary. Yeah, say yeah, My high school was
next to it. Yeah, it was Rolling Rock night. I
think I remember Fuel. I remember driving the school at
high school and going by the sign and seeing Fuel
playing tonight. Dude, I was there that night. You just
stopped in the set eye. It was right on Cuthbert

(46:41):
and Cooper Road something like that. The same guy owned Iguanas,
which was also right down the road. My tailors and
now it's something else.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
A new Zip health pole has revealed that a surprising
number of people and otherwise committed relationships would have no
issue with their partner getting it on with a sex robot.
The survey polled about one thousand people with an average
age of about forty. Sixty percent would trust an AI
tool over a doctor to diagnose a rectile dysfunction. Twenty
five percent said they'd be comfortable with their partner getting

(47:11):
down and dirty with a sex robot if it was
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gen Z's admitted to using chat GBT to combat feelings
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their personal issues to AI chatbots than their partner. Ten
percent would trust AI's opinion about their sexual performance. It

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could perfectly stimulate love and affection. If it could perfectly
stimulate love and affection, seven percent said they choose an
AI companion over a human. One and two percent of
people admitted to developing feelings for AI chatbots.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
I think my wife would have a problem with it.
We were watching a movie. He had that girl with
that got Megan, Yeah, Megan Fox. Where the guy goes
out always. That's a problem. The guy always gets the
super hot robot. Yeah, because he's had to diference, right,
He's look at all the robots and there's his regular
robots to just do the cleaning and the cooking and
everything else. He goes with the smoking hot with Mega Fox.
The poor the poor wife. Now she's in the hospital

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and he brings that the robots shows up at the hops,
just like, what is this? What is this helping her
aud the house? He's out in the garage, man that
she's bringing them beers. It's all yeah, and he just
bangs her right there. And the thing I was like,
I would have a problem and the wife's in the hospital.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
Then the then it's uh, it backfires on him because
then the robot becomes it starts to have feelings, and
then it goes and tries to kill the white spoiler. Yeah,
the robot went and tried to kill kill the wife
because she wanted the husband to herself.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
It was a yeah. Megafox plays a great hot robot though.
That's a perfect role for her. Yeahs a great psycho
just stare like, just be hot. Yeah. She never do
anything in the movie other than being super hot. Do
you have to talk like a robot? Either? There you
go those people they have a bet you not so much.
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she's kind of cool man, Well, but it's not cool, uh.
South Carolina last week brought back the firing squad and
lit this guy up.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
Yes, he wanted the firing squad. I guess I didn't
know this that you have a menu of ways you
can die. And this guy's like, bring it back.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
I want the firing squad, which, if I remember correctly,
is you're blindfolded and set up, you know, in front
of it.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
Let's I think the number is, let's three, yeah, three shooters.
Now one of the shooters has the has is loaded,
the other two are not, and you don't know if
you have the loaded gun or not. That way, the
person who shoots doesn't doesn't carry the guilt that they
were the one that actually fired the death shot.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
And whoever this guy killed it, he smashed him a
pretty good with a baseball bat. So this guy did
deserve to die. Yeah, yeah, he chose this over the
lethal injection. Thinking the lethal injection he didn't want to survive,
like he wanted to make sure this went down here.
It takes a little bit of time, like that's the
way to go like I feel like he put a
dog down, like it just goes to sleep. I've always
heard this is what rumor. I definitely don't want to
be electrocuted. I definitely don't want that. I want to

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feel I don't want to feel that well.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
I think Delaware may still have hanging, one of the
one of the states still has hanging.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
I have heard this is a rumor. I don't know
what to be true.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
That like a firing squad, if they all miss right,
or the guy who has the bullet misses you, you
get to live. That's like if you live through the
electric chair, you get to live.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Right. You go, you're all burned up, but they let
you go. They let you go. You're like, all right, man,
you made it out in the other end, so you're
good even now. For this, there's three guys. They take
volunteers like they're there. They're guards. Like to do it.
They need to be a good sharp shot. I guess
they got like I'm hearing. I think that's look. I
could be wrong, but I think.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
That's what I've heard about firing squads, that only one
of the the gun is one of the guns is loaded.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
I'm hearing a guy I think he was from like
the Associated Press. They let one guy in there to
see it, and he's kind of describing and how they
put like a little target like we're reporters in the
gun on his finger. What I'm doing. It's the one
guy like he got to go in there and give
you kind of like a I don't like a play
by play every nod. If you're the dude who's volunteering
for that, it might be something wrong with you. Yeah.
I would look at both all three of these guys

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and yeah, yeah, I'll do it because you actually you're
taking a life. But yeah, I get it, man, I
am you know, I'm sure the families wanted this guy dead.
There is something barbaric though about the death penalty, Yeah,
there is, you know. But but then you're like, you
hear about the crime, like this guy beats somebody in
with a baseball bat, You're like, yeah, he deserves it,
deserves it. But then you're are You're like, you're the

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guy who's volunteering to kill the guy. Yeah, maybe he
headed off to the family. Maybe with the family do it,
but you have to pick the firing squad man. I'd
assume you're gonna feel, you're gonna feel that. Did we
find out his last meal? Uh? No, that's always a
good one. Yeah, what are you gonna have? What's your
last meal? Ass meal? Ever? Yeah, I'd probably go heavy carbs,
kind of a fetichini alfredo with some black and chicken

(51:57):
all the time. Probably if I ordered Popeye, right and
I do I get Popeyes or I get the prison
version of you should get Popeyes if you're gonna right
like like like all right, so here's the thing, like
I want maple Wood, right, you know?

Speaker 3 (52:10):
And uh and so great Italian restaurant locally. Are they
gonna get me Maplewood? Or is the cafeteria lady, you
know with the hair net making a version of maple
Wood's chicken Paul?

Speaker 1 (52:20):
I would assume they'd honor it. You know that that's
a human beings last meal. Granted he smashed someone's face
and with a hammer and everything else, he's gonna die,
so give him.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
Your last thing is pizza and it comes out as
like an el e os with like sliced carrots and cheese.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
On it is this I'm gonna end it all? Was this?
Is this this square of pizza like pizza Friday in
third grade. I'm just shocked you got the firing squad.
En't know that was still a thing anymore. They give
him a choice. They're like, here, you get the picket, dude.
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thank you. You shot to the best.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
How you ying?

Speaker 1 (53:47):
Yeah? Keep me laughing, man, you guys are great. Good
morning guys, hilario. Let oh god, is it fine? Radio
or are you only broadcasting in Mona. This is the
rate in DJL, Like, if you're on it, I would
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