TUESDAY 3-25-25

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Wake Up, Wake up, Wake up, Wake up.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
In a world of full mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand about all the rest.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
And this show.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Isn't it?

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Hey, Holbie, what's happening? Good morning? Good morning, good morning,
good morning, good morning, dude, proud moment has dad yesterday?
My little guy when he goes to take a shower,
he does that thing. Do your kids do this? He
pingpongs between. He has his own bathroom, his own bad
through an our bathroom. They like our showers like it,

(01:02):
walk in real nice one. Yeah, I guess right, So
that's what it is. So he brings where whatever bathroom
he goes in, he brings in this huge MP three speaker. Right,
it looks like like do the right thing. The guy
who had the ghetto blast are like the boom box? Yeah, huge, right,
he's got it up on his shoulder. So he turns
it on. It's on full blast. Last night it's like

(01:25):
nine to fifteen. You've got to hear over the water man, right,
full blast, and he's singing out loud. I can hear
the whole house, can hear He's singing warren Zevon Lawyers,
Guns and Money. I don't even know the name of
I don't even know the words of that song. That's
a proud dad moment where it's like, Okay, it worked.
It worked. All the years of playing that in the car,

(01:47):
playing that in the kitchen, it's now settled into his brain.
And here he is not only jamming out the warren
Zevon Lawyer's Guns and Money, which is an awesome tune,
but he's singing along with him. Yeah nice man. Yeah.
It was like, all right, man, okay, I'll take that.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
And I'm waiting for my proud moment where he finally
picks up his clothes and doesn't leave him in my
bathroom right next to my wife's clothes, to the point where.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
I can't open up the door, like it's a fire
hazard because now I got a pile of wet clothes
behind the door and the door won't open up. And
I've done that thing where I've offered to take things away,
like he picked up your clothes, or I'm gonna smash
your ps five, pick up your clothes, your gaming computer's
gonna be crushed on the driveway and still, man, it's
one of those things he will never ever do. Didn't
you break an iPad and just have to buy a

(02:30):
new one? Yeah, I throw it against the chair.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
I threw it against a cushioned chair and it ended
up cracking. But yeah, it cost me ninety nine dollars
to replace that thing.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Like yesterday and over the weekend, my wife's doing laundry. Dude,
I don't know how she does it. I'm watching her
do three loads of laundry. Doesn't even put a dent now,
this stuff like that. And but I'm watching her actually
do it, and I'm like, where are all these clothes
coming from? Yeah, they just come up there. They just keep,
they just keep. Every time she takes something out, it

(02:59):
doesn't ooh, it never gets less.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
I think because they're hiding them somewhere. So when they
hit the pile on the bedroom, it's like no, no,
not yet.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
I can't more yell at her over the weekend, but
it'd be like, you're not washing. I'm washing or dueloads
of laundry and it's still not it's not taking anything
away from the piles that are in our room.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
I finally got my kids doing their own laundry. They
take it, they take rust it, They put it in
the washer. Yeah, you guys gotta put in the washer.
Put the scoop in there. Put it on a I've said,
put it on a quick wash, because that's the twenty
five minute one. Don't go full hour and a half.
We don't have that kind of money to spend on
utility bills.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Here's what, here's what I don't trust and be careful
of this. Then we tried this years ago and they
end up breaking the buttons because they hit them too hard. Yeah,
this is a real soft button right on the front. Yeah,
oh no, mine too would know that that soft buttons
because I had to take the control panel off the
motherboard and a hot glue gun it back. It's everything

(03:56):
is done on these little plastic pieces. And what little
kids do is they just slam their finger on it.
What is it like family feud? They're knock hidding like
like it. Look, you know those games in the arcade
where like yo, you try and see how hard you
get hit? I talking about that. They're hitting the butt
like that, And I don't know what it is with kids, man,
because I call it to other parents and it's happened too.

(04:17):
These kids just take their finger and jam it into
the button. Yeah, and dude, that's just a little piece
of plastic holding that thing on that kid that runs
that entire machine. Way stop up right, Like, okay, give
me a piece of metal behind there. No, it's a
piece of plastic. What's that, cracks man, that's you're pretty
much dog. No, No, use your finger, not your foot,

(04:37):
That's exactly it. Just and they just smack. I put
I'm not kidding. I had to put a little post
it note gently hit, but gently hit.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
But everybody Tuesday were dive int that we're gonna fund
as ZXL work Force Employee of the Day Today?

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Who will it be? Tickets to go see the Counting
Crows over at the hard Rock We'll get.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
With tickets coming up just a little bit a lunch
of point seven's THEXL South Jersey's rock station. Z Some morning,
sugar morning everybody and things sucks.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
I'm Scotty, good morning. Here's some news fout us. The
head of the US Postal Service, Louis de joy I
guess he goes by Lewis. He resigned yesterday after nearly
five years in the position, and followed protests last weekend
by postal workers concerned about the direction of the agency.
The Joy said last month that he was gonna step down.

(05:30):
He said Deputy Postmaster Doug Tolino will take on the
role until the Postal Service Board of Governor's names a
permanent replacement.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
I mean, I don't want anybody to lose their job,
but aren't we doing less mail about hiring more.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
People for the Yeah, it's not good. And I heard
that that's they're now on the chopping block with Doge
that they're gonna go after the Postal Service next emails
Man twenty three and meters, formerly high flying genetic testing company,
announced over the weekend it's gonna declare bankruptcy and it'll
be seeking a new boy at The company also said
the CEO and co founder is resigning immediately. They slashed

(06:07):
their workforce by forty percent because here's the thing. You
only had a certain an audience that was a certain size,
and then it was done. So you gotta wait twenty
years to get to get an audience back. Because if
you're of age to do twenty three and me, you
did it and you're not gonna there's no going back.

(06:28):
You're doing about that. You're seven percent Irish cool, So
don't do it anymore. You gotta wait till a kid
who's born who turns like twenty to get it done,
or a kid who's ten. You gotta wait ten years
until he's twenty to get the genetic testing.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
You can ruin his life to find out that his
mom's mom, actually his grandmom actually cheated on his grandpap
I with the neighbor, and that his cousins are only
really half cousins. Yeah, that you actually found that out right,
that happened in your family. That's exactly what happened. Yeah,
that's it's up.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
But it happened a lot. Man, And I guess I guess
you think, Okay, we're gonna start the company with this idea,
but then that's the only idea. Nothing new ever came
of it. So so now you're still stuck just being
the twenty three and me that takes DNA and then
sells it to you know, Russia, And where're all that? Yeah,
exactly where'd all that stuff go?

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (07:14):
Well that's a big thing. Now. So if they fold
up and the company goes away. A lot of people
are like, hey, man, what are you doing with all
that information that you have on all these people? Everybody
gets their Q tip back. Dollar General is planning to
close nearly one hundred stores by twenty twenty six. You
think you open one up every half mile? Sorry, Scotty,
Uh it just don't touch mine. My MAI's landing. Dollar General,

(07:37):
don't touch it. The Dollar store chain announced that we
close ninety six Dollar General locations and forty five Pop
Shelf locations. The decision comes after the company initiated a
store portfolio optimization review that involved identifying stores for closure
or rebranding based on an evaluation of individual store performance.

(07:58):
Although the store closings might see like a bleak future
for the company, Dollar General plans to open six hundred
news stores in the US and fifteen news stores in Mexico.
That's news. What about sports? Pelicans beat the six Ers
one twelve ninety nine just ended already six there's Wizards tomorrow, Flyers,
maple Leaves. That's gonna beat tonight. Phills wrapped up spring

(08:20):
training eight six yesterday. They beat the Rays Thursday, opening
up the regular season four to five. Start join are
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(08:43):
We're gonna be hanging there for the first regular season
game for the Phills. So you get a drink, you
get some great food, and you join us watching the
Phillies game. We're gonna be there pregame, hanging out. If
I was drinking, I drink a beer with you. But
I'll be sitting on some diet coke and watching some

(09:03):
baseball at Villa Rafichi over in Absecon. So come join us. Ah,
there you go. That's news. That's sunny today.

Speaker 4 (09:10):
I have to fifty nine clouds tonight overnight lott thirty
eight tomorrow for your Wednesday, Uh, Sunday, I have to
fifty five forty five outside right now with Huncher point
sevens EXL, South Jersey's Rock station, ZXL Morning Show seven
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(09:32):
Love My Wife Man. So after nine o'clock, I don't
want to be interrupted while I'm watching television or even
sleeping like I.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
Was last night. Nine o'clock at night. I know she
wants to talk. I get it. Yeah, but I feel
like we had dinner. We had after dinner, there was
there's a million there's a million moments cross we could talk. Ye,
not when I'm waiting about I'm watch now. I'm betting
the I'm.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
Betting girls college basketball now because the guys are.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
Want to be called women. By the way, So I'm
watching h which, by the way, did you see the
pictures I sent you? Yeahoma has this huge broad on girls. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
Yeah, she's like the Shaquille O'Neill man, like a white
version of shock.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
She drank her milk. She's like, I'm and she pulled
now rebounds and like muscled. I enjoyed watching it. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
They covered the spread too. I think it was like
six and a half or something. Yeah, So I want
some money yesterday. So I'm watching that upstairs and I
end up dozing off. My wife just like slides into
bed like all up on me, and I'm like, God,
she gets pissed off when I do that with her.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
Yeah, and I'm like, I just I just want to
go to sleep. Now.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
We have like some uh you know, some some real
life things we need got to discuss. But we discussed
them all day and we kind of came out with
a plan. But now you want to go back on
the planet. Yeah, like, not, you're done. She's not done, right.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
I was like, everything you're telling me, I was like,
we've already settled this in our conversation. Is today?

Speaker 4 (10:50):
Why at nine thirty I don't want to look at
the phone. I don't want to pick anything out. Not
the time to do it.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
Man.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
My wife, you know, goes out with my h My
oldest daughter stays out told like four thirty five o'clock
in the morning on Saturday night. Right, I'm well asleep,
thinking about getting up for the day. When she comes
to bed, she starts yapping in my ear, like full
on conversation. It's four o'clock in the morning, four thirty

(11:18):
five o'clock. Maybe I don't even know what time it is.
It's that early. It's like her four in the afternoon.
So then I I I, I go back to sleep.
I wake up an hour later to wake up for
the day. So when she finally wakes up, right, I go, okay,
let's recap last night. She goes, why I already had
the conversation with you. I go, no, no, no, that
wasn't a conversation. Yeah, that was you drunk rambling at

(11:38):
me at four thirty in the morning, and I took
I didn't retain any of that information that late at night.
I'm never gonna have.

Speaker 4 (11:44):
I can't give you a clear answer on an important
decision you want to make at this point.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
You're getting fifteen percent of me, maybe if you're lucky.

Speaker 4 (11:51):
And she's like doing that thing where she's kind of
like like slit up on me like every listen. I
know I should love it. I don't want to answer.
The timing is just wrong. Not after nine o'clock at
do that.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Man, They want answers right then, And I go, this
isn't a thing that I can answer right now, Like
I can't get you the answer you I know the
answer you want. I can't get that answer for you
right now. And here's the thing too, it's like she
had other things. I was like, you've been dwelling on
this for the last couple hours, Like what about the
other stuff that you had to do? Like none of
that got done. Yeah, I love you. I know you

(12:22):
want to talk and have conversation, But after nine o'clock,
don't shut it down. Don't buy any stock into what
I tell you, because if I picked something last night,
I had no idea what I was picking. That's why. Man.
You talk to managers and they'll tell you that like, uh,
you know, phones phones off for the weekend or phones
off after five o'clock. Yes, And you go like you're
you're an up and coming kid, and you're like, no, man,
I'm gonna be there for the customer. And he goes no,

(12:43):
because when you open up that door, it's tough to close. Yep.
You know, when a guy knows he can get a
hold of you at nine o'clock at night, he's gonna
get a hold of you at nine o'clock at night.
When somebody wants to get a hold of you on
a Sunday, they're gonna get a hold of you on
a Sunday.

Speaker 4 (12:54):
Look at the clock, it's nine thirty. The kids aren't
even in bed yet. I'm like, yeah, look, let's do that.
Let's and let's talk this over tomorrow while I'm actually up.
Yeah conscious, you.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
Know during the Yeah, let's only talk when the sun's up. Yeah.
It's like that rule the NFL. Nothing good happens after midnight.
Nothing good happens after nine pm in my bedroom. Uh hey,
this is good. I got a pair of tickets for
the Counting Crows coming to the hard Rock. That is
a good ticket. It is a good it is a

(13:23):
good tickets. Great tick. I believe Ghastly Anthem is opening
up for him. SIG zero nine six seven seven one
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and seven County Crows the hard Rock Great Room at
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That's the Counting Crows over at the hard Rock. We

(13:45):
get back. We'll not got some rock news, all right, Joe,
Joe and Scotti rock news. There's some rock news for you.
Uh oh uh oh. Nancy Wilson from Heart gotta be
care because you guys are playing Middle American. They don't
like this. Nancy Wilson was being interviewed by the Milwaukee
Journal Sentinel and she started saying how she is ashamed

(14:10):
to be an American. The quote was We're kind of embarrassed.
At the time we called ourselves American because of the
Vietnam War, she said, now it's the same. It's more
embarrassing now to be Americans. Leave that alone. Nancy, Nancy, Nancy,
Nancy Nancy. People don't want to hear your political views.

(14:31):
She also hears your music. There's rampant sexism and misogyny
in today's culture, she said. I think for women in
the culture, the pendulum will come back again, will be
another renaissance in the arts to push against the oppression
of the cranky, old, rich white guys.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
Oh stop with the Oh my god, those guys that
might come out to see your show.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
I hope I'm alive to see that next revolution. Yeah,
those cranky old white guys, they're pain for the five
six hundred dollars ticket to see your crappy band where
your fat sister has to sit in a wheelchair and
do the concert because she fell down. Did you put
that all on the flyer? Didn't you? Didn't her husband
punch of kids?

Speaker 4 (15:15):
Yeah, you know what, I think I signed with the husband,
though I think the kid was out of line on
the tour bus.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Oh, the Royal Flush Tour with Heart is gonna be
out with a cheap trick and squeeze. Everyone listening at
one time wanted the punch of kid. Don't want it
yourself if you're the other sister, if you're Anne Wilson. Right. Uh,
some people would say, the real talent of the group,
you look at it and go shut up, shut up,
stupid because guess what, like the old Jordan thing. You know,

(15:43):
hey man, why don't you cater more to black kids?
It's because white kids buy my shoes too. Same thing
as like, hey, you know the Middle America that you
you're kind of spatting on here, they buy tickets to
our stupid show when we have to play, sheboygan. Those
are who's that. Those are the people buying the tickets.
They just don't learn.

Speaker 5 (16:02):
Man.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
Tommy Shawl from Sticks he said that he him and
his wife leave. They lead a pretty quiet life when
he's not out on tour with Sticks. They live in
a wildlife sanctuary. He said that he's probably spent more
money on bird seed because of this stupid sanctuary than

(16:24):
he did on cocaine in the eighties. I oh, he said, yeah,
he goes My life now is carrying around sixty pound
bags of bird seed for these bird feeders and are sanctuary.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
I mean, can I go to the sanctuary? Do I
spend money when I go there?

Speaker 3 (16:38):
No, it's just lives, it's his backyard.

Speaker 4 (16:40):
Okay, So you're like my mom. You just adopted a
bunch of stupid animals that you gotta pay for, and
cocaine's way more fun. David Lee Roth has scheduled two
shows this year, making it the first time he's performed
since twenty twenty. It was announced he'll appear at the
M three Rock Festival in Maryland. Four months later, he's
gonna play a winery in Saratoga, California, September twelveth A winery.

(17:04):
Yeah you heard that right, David le Roth though an
official announcement.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
Why we want that act there? Sure you imagine cab
jumping around and all of a sudden you see David
Lee or he couldn't jump around anymore. Let's be honest.
I David Lee wrong at this point, belongs in a winery.
I don't get a front kick. So David rothh you're
just sipping on a nice pino, maybe a cab and
there and there he is diamond Dave. You hear the

(17:29):
beginning of Jump, You're like, what's going on? Ticket pre
sales are gonna be made available in March twenty fifth?
Is that today? That's today? Do I get a free
bottle with my ticket?

Speaker 5 (17:40):
I mean?

Speaker 3 (17:41):
What do I get if you want to see him
at the Mountain Winery in Saratoga, California? Regular? I guess
regular sale. The tickets go on sale March twenty eighth.
Unless I'm gonna get an all acoustic show? Am I
gonna get that? There's no word on who's in his band,
and there's no word on what you're gonna get with
David at this winery, but you're gonna get some wine.

(18:03):
It's Saratoga. I heard, it's beautiful this time of year,
and you're gonna see David Lee Roth. It'll be the
first time he's performed since opening up for Kiss back
in March of twenty twenty. There you go. Some rock
news for you. Bang rend can feel like.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
Lunch point seven ZXLS out Jersey's rock station, always streaming
all on the iHeart radio app.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
I don't know how I came across it, but I did.
I can't I enjoy perusing YouTube and so my my daughter,
who is turning twenty this summer, she was there. She's
on spring break from college, and and I was like,
she's kind of obsessed with the nineties. She loves the nineties,
and so what Time Man on YouTube? It just really
kind of popped up, Maybe because it was the music

(18:48):
I was listening to. I think I was popping up
some nineties music videos. It said in full the nineteen
ninety nine MTV Movie Video Award Okay, It's fun, hosted
by Lisa Kudreau. See, we liked that as kids because
we could relate to that on the oscars and the
mbies and stuff. I didn't care if the movie Awards

(19:09):
were the cool one. Yeah, you have Iron Man come
out on stage and like people you knew movies you saw,
so so I'm like, okay. I was like, this would
be a little time capsule. And I was telling my dog,
was like, I was exactly your age right here, ninety nine.
I was telling her exactly where I was. What was
the big movie that year, Joe, in nineteen ninety nine,
what was the big movie? It was a bunch. Ninety

(19:32):
nine was a good year for films. Geez man, I
could even tell you that was the biggest blockbuster. Sounds
like my twenties.

Speaker 4 (19:40):
At that point. I really wasn't watching a ton of movies.
I can't what it was.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
It little movie called armageddonnet so it ran rampant on
the MTV Movie Awards, just to.

Speaker 4 (19:54):
Roll her eyes because everything around your life is Armageddon
and now you're watching an empty movie war and Armageddon's
on it.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Best kiss, uh, Ben Flack for oh God, what best kiss?
Where he's looking up in the rocket shit Live Tyler. God,
that's the whole point of this whole plot of the movie.
He wants to get back so we can marry Live Tyler,
Bruce Willis's daughter. The kiss when he's in the engine
and Bruce is like creeping on his daughter. The animal
cracker scene that maybe it's where they're singing on a

(20:22):
jet plane where the crackers he's jumping it on her
belly and then bites the head off the bear. Yeah,
I guess that was kind of hot and steamy, sure,
especially for ninety nine. So I'm watching it and like
the rest of the family comes home. Uh did not
as impressed as I was in nineteen. You know, I'm
looking back and I'm like I know exactly where I was,
Like I can know, Like okay, and it was dude,
you talk about a time capsule like it's It's actually

(20:46):
funny because a lot of the celebrities, majority of them
that were there, are still celebrities now. They just look older. Yeah,
right right, you were watching these, I mean they're kids,
like you're you're looking at at at somebody. Let's say,
like they brought out like a Gwyneth Paltrow. She was
like twenty one. It was like seventeen. Bruce Willis probably

(21:08):
looked great. Bruce was not there. No, Bruce was a
no show. Cameron Diaz was a no show. She won
an award for Something about Mary. She just didn't show up.
She did a for she was on set from another movie,
so she threw in a video thanking everyone for I
think best Comedic Performance for Something about Mary. They're all
still around. Man years who was one of the big

(21:32):
performers that night with a little guy named Josie Kid
Rock Kid Rock Wow. And you're looking at it now
and I'm playing it for the family. And you know,
my wife was around back then, so she understands. But
I'm like, yeah, who would have thought you know, fast
forward almost twenty five years later, that guy's hanging in
the White House. Yeah, right right, hanging out with President.

(21:54):
Here he is. Because if you don't remember, Kid Rock
had a little midget with him named Joe C. Josie
was awesome. So Josie would go out there and be
the hype man man and so Joe C would go
out there and uh and you know it's got strippers
on stage. The MTV Movie Awards were awesome, So like
we wrap it up. At least a kudro stunk by
the way, boy, you talk about a swing and a miss.

(22:14):
But that was the Friends time, right, that was that
was the It was the she was big on Friends,
but she really stunk it up. A lot of Austin
Powers jokes because Austin Powers was a big movie that year.
But uh yeah, it was like afterwards they all started
popping up, like two thousand and two thousand and one,
and then nobody wanted to watch the next one. They yeah,

(22:37):
they're doing can we watch something else? Dad? And I
was like, no, I want to watch the MTV Movie
Awards two thousand. You live through it though, you remember
all that time Varsity Blues big winner, of the night
feel bad for kids.

Speaker 4 (22:50):
Man, Well that's what it was, like so much.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
Fun man, and like and it's so funny what they
thought was edgy then, like uh, Jim Carrey went up
there and tried to do like this Andy Kaufman type
thing that bombed horribly. Yeah, but they just thought it
was edgy. Like I think Cameron Diaz said hand job, Okay,
it was a big deal in her acceptance speech, and
that was a big deal. That was a huge, big deal.

(23:17):
I guess in thirty years, kids rewinding, they're gonna say no, look,
look kids, this is where they burned down cities in
the summer. Gwyneth Paltrow talked about a threesome now, like
she would be on only Fans doing the threesome, Like
it's just it. It was kind of more innocent time
back then. But yeah, it was neat man. It was
right on YouTube. It was a time capsule of like, wow,
I was right there nineteen years old, back in nineteen

(23:38):
ninety nine, was actually watching it, not film me in
it with their trying to explain that, go, guys, you
have no idea. The MTV Movie Awards that was like
you would you and your friends would sit around watch it.
MTV Music Awards was even a bigger thing that you
and your friends would sit around. It was the movie
Awards that you saw. You saw those movies. That's what
it was for you. It definitely was for you. Best
Action Scene, Best kids is Best Comedic Performance. Now you

(24:03):
look at it, it's almost like the XFL. They took
all the good stuff from like the MTD Movie Awards,
and now they've put it into the Golden Globes. They
put it into the Oscar. Yeah, look we get back man,
knock out some headlocks.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
A bunch of point seven z XL, South Jersey's rock station.
How about this a conspiracy corner on a Tuesday.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
Tuesday conspiracy corner. I want to Apologizeesday. The Great Gary G.
Garcia ac jokes dot Com is the website you come
in talk conspiracies. But I locked you out of the building,
and I apologize for that. That's usually I go to
be because Tuesdays usually aren't our days. Usually we Mondays
and Wednesdays are our days. So I didn't know you
were coming in. I usually we're very professional.

Speaker 5 (24:48):
Here.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
I propped the door open with a pillow. Yeah, you
come rolling in I forgot, forgot to do that. Not
even a window for you to bang on. We're just studio. Yeah,
so with a smoke signal, you were able to get
ahold of me.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
I had a coffee and a cigarette. I was fine quick.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
I want to throw you off. I don't know what
you're gonna get into.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
I'm gonna get into what you said.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
But these, uh are you the two astronauts that we
supposedly brought that?

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (25:12):
Chin?

Speaker 3 (25:13):
Did anyone see her? Chin was able to chin? Apparently
it grew by like an inch or two and she
went from like having a normal chin to They showed
pictures of her. She looks like something out of the
Wizard of Ozma. Yeah, like her like it was crazy,
like she has a banana grown ques. Do you believe it?

Speaker 5 (25:31):
No?

Speaker 3 (25:32):
No, no, man, there's a lot of.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
That. They was shut looks fake. Yes, yeah, and everyone's
telling me I'm bugging. I'm like, look, I've been playing
video games for years and that looks like a really
good video game.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
Yeah, that's it looks when did we sorry, look, man,
I'm gonna say I'm dumb here because I don't know
anything about anything.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Like we always sound like intelligence when did we.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
Start dumping people back into the ocean again, like it's
nineteen sixty eight, Like that was what we did with
the guys who came back from the moon. Yeah, we're
dropping parachutes like it's I dreaming Genie again. When was
the last time you saw that? I probably was the
beginning of I dream a Jennie.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Yeah, I don't know. I just I just feel like
I was watching the videos of them when they were
supposedly out there and trapped. Supposedly her hair was always
up and the same, like, always the same, always exactly
and stiff.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
It didn't look like it was Bridan Frankenstein.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Like, it didn't look like it looked like it was stiff.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
Yeah, well it's hairspray, and the dude's always pretty much bold.
So yeah, I don't know. I don't buy it. I'm
watching the video and the video just looks faint. They
got a bang up there.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
Right let me.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
She was like she was.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
I was trapped in space two and a half, I
still even being up there for eight months. I don't
think I could she she's.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Do that, then I have it an have a great ability.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
She's I'm stuck in the space station.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
Yeah, men have a great ability of grading on an
okay body.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
And if there's one chick on the thing, the chin's
a little weird that the chin grew. That was a
little strange.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Well, but if I was up there, I figure, I
give it, you have a little space. Baby, she'd be coming.
She'd come back pregnant. Yeah, she'd be up there for
nine months to bring it back three people.

Speaker 4 (27:24):
So I said to the video, there's a few things
that people have picked out. You don't know what to
think about unless you really dive into it.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
First of all, the video when they land in the capsule,
it's supposed this thing and atmosphere the capsule would be
incredibly hot. When it came in, it would hit the water,
there would be steam. This thing just landed peacefully in
the water. It was floating for quite some time before
it landed in the water. But they have they have

(27:51):
video of it. Like the video. It's a perfect video
of like coming straight out. I know, but you're like that,
that's what I'm in my lifetime. I never remember astronauts
coming down like that. That was that was something when
we first launched a moon I don't remember because we
always had the League we always had the Space Show.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
I always remember them blowing up the like, why are
we back to that?

Speaker 3 (28:17):
That's what we're back to. We're back to Neil Armstrong
buzz Aldrin days. That's what we're dropping. But it's hot.
I get that that there should be some steam coming
off it, because even if it stays up in there
for I don't all, let's say it was up for
a half hour just kind of gently coming down, it's
still gonna be sort of hot.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
How about that they were supposed to be up there
for like only a certain amount of time, and then
they they had to stay longer and they celebrated holidays.
And when they were showing them celebrating the holidays, they
had like holiday they had because they went to the
Dollar Store. And I'm like, I'm like supposed to be

(28:52):
in space at this time, So why.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
Were you holidays?

Speaker 1 (28:56):
Right?

Speaker 3 (28:57):
I think it was seven days in space?

Speaker 1 (28:58):
So like, how were you prepared for the holidays?

Speaker 3 (29:01):
Well, I mean looks they over prepare.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Well, yeah, better to have it, not need. What are
we gonna do and let's bring the turkey with us.
You never know, we might run out of gas.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
And the whole thing of them not them being stuck there,
and then we kind of just left them out the
dry like.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
It just I don't know, people like you said there
were just two people. Every video came, you'd see me
up there and naked balls should then you know it's
really you'd be like.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
God, balls afloat. And that's definitely in real life. When
I when I flip the camera on, give me some
real life, I don't know. I'm sitting there just staring
in the space. I'm sorry. Thirty years ago this happens.
We celebrate them as heroes. There's parades and everything. We
I feel like this happened, no one cared.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
And.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Nothing anymore. That's what I was talking about about. Nothing.

Speaker 4 (29:51):
The fact that Elon Musk is embedded with Trump and
he's the one that got them down.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
No one's ever gonna cover this as a hero. Any
anybody else that got that thing up there, if it
had should be celebrated. This guy saved two America.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
But that's another thing you're telling me NASA couldn't do it.
Then he came in. He came in just like Trump
did with the border, like he said, I'll do it,
came in, took care the boys, he said I'll get
him down and within a week he got.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
Look, you can say he's a smart guy. You can
say that he's innovative. The dude is the world's best troller.
He went into a cabinet meeting yesterday. He was invited
into a cabinet meeting with Trump. He wore the most
obnoxious red Trump hat that says Trump was right about
everything into the cabinet meeting. He's the world's best troller.

(30:41):
Twitter is awesome. The words barely fit on the hat,
like you like something you would buy on the boardwalk
bear on the side of the big styrofoam cowboy hats.
That's what it looked like. Dolphins, Man, you're watching the video.

(31:01):
It comes down perfectly. You got the perfect shot, like
a guy was new with a perfect shot of the
coming down, and you got dolphins running around like they're
swimming around. What are we doing?

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Back they picked up the astronauts, they jumped on the
dolphins backs.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
And but here's the thing, God, now here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
So horrible.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
Uh, it was a horrible space flight for these people.
The contract were bowing. I think we ended up terminating that.
So now we're back to ground zero. We have nothing
when it comes.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
And it kind of came back looking really and came
back and looking better than like someone who was on
the game show Survive.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
But what I'm saying is there's nothing as Americans unless
we do rely on elon, we have nothing when it
comes to space traveling.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Kiss, We're not going up there? Man?

Speaker 3 (31:51):
Were they actually in space? Were they actually in space?

Speaker 1 (31:54):
And that's the thing now, now here's the thing that's
crazy because if it's a lie, right, if that's a lie,
if that's a lie, you know, and if the moon
landing was a lie, and basically there's this organization that
people try, like you're supposed to train to be astronauts
just to lie, like they train just to do nothing.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
That they went up there. Yeah, that's weird.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
That's why it's social kind of unbelievable that it's not true,
because you sit there and go, if it's not true,
then what are these people doing? But I don't think
it's true. I think I think NASA and all these astronauts,
I think I could be an astro for.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
Them to come out and tell us something.

Speaker 4 (32:30):
I hope, and then to come out and tell us
we've lost all all the information that got us to
the moon fifty years ago, and now we can't get back.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
You don't have a genius. Right now they can get us.
What do you mean a map? It's there. I see
it every night, just ahead through.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
It kills me because I just moved to Harbor right,
no reception the minute the minute I was yeah, the
minute I get like a block away. Well, I mean, listen,
you're kind of in a neighborhood, all right. I know
you like to think you live on a road or lane,
but it's an a on an I live on a road, dude,

(33:04):
My house is alone in the middle of No.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
How do you deal with this? Because now I have
to live like that.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
I see sirens, I don't hear nothing, animals.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
It's Gary. Proud to be from the from Brooklyn, Queens,
Queens right, proud to be from Queens. I see you
like snow white. You walk out, do birds fly on
your finger? A fox runs up the deer? You just
taking nature.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
I see a whole enjoying it.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
Man.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
I think it's gonna changed my.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
Whole Waiian man is something?

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Yeah, yeah, why it is something? And then I woke
up yesterday at three o'clock because like I have these
heavy shades. You thought it was. Yeah, the FedEx dude
riding up with the worst hip hop music blaring out?
Who does that?

Speaker 3 (33:54):
Trump?

Speaker 1 (33:55):
People do that? No, dude, they don't. That's that straight
up black and Spanish dude. You drive off music sounds
like it's in my house.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
Yeah, and you're delivering your working in a FedEx truck, dude.
Maybe turn it down, maybe turn it down a little. Yeah,
the silence is nice, you know.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
I'm not used to it. I'm a little nervous though.
It's real dark going.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
Out to my car today when it's dark. When it's dark, I.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Went out with my phone, with my phone flashlight.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
Freak you out.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
And that's the thing you can only see so fast.
I'm looking to the right, look at the left, look
at it right, look at and I'm expecting that.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
When I moved to your right, down the street from
the Devil, Missus Leeds had her thirteen son, not far
from where you are. About this growing up. You've survived
the hood. Right now, you're going to die by a bear.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Not on. One of my ways of not dying is
getting eaten by a bear. I refused. It's not going
to happen.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
You put it on your vision boards. I'm not going
to get eaten by a bed dude.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
I used to do a twenty minute bit on that
I'm not gonna eat talking about people a year that
happens to where people of course white.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
Where can people find the a very funny Gary Gee.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
You can find me at ac jokes dot com.

Speaker 5 (35:03):
Man.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
I'm out here in Atlantic City pretty much every day,
and Mondays I'm over in New York City doing it
not Quite Tuesday Show. And also find me on Rady
g we Garage You Gonna See and Brian Tlacatta. And
if you haven't had enough, go check out my specials.
I got three of them on YouTube.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Dude. The specials are very funny. The podcast is awesome.
Give a big one up to.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Ye we hadn Donarero on last time, legend Don Mare
on the show.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
Host Man, you got to bring him back.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
He's cool. Man.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
Oh look, Gary G. Garcia, we love you. Ac jokes
dot Com is the website we get back man.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
We'll not got some trash.

Speaker 5 (35:39):
Oh love trash, anything thirty anything racket rock or roughing. Yes,
love trash.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
There's some trash for you January Jones, she was slam
United Airlines after her flight was delayed for over sixteen hours.
I guess she was offered a fifteen dollars food voucher.
She said it wasn't enough. She shared photos of herself
resting on the airport floor. I've had to do that before,
where there's no seats and you were sitting on the floor.

(36:17):
United States at the flights were operated by sky West
and cited mechanical issues for the delay. January Jones. I
think I have it right. She was the hot blonde
for mad Men that played his wife. I was gonna say,
I've never heard of her. Yeah, she was in the
some x Men movies and that was her pretty much claim.
The fame was she was the hot blonde of the

(36:39):
guy John Hamm in mad Men. I didn't do much
after that. The problem is, man, when the airline screwed you,
you never get your VEG. You're it's never worth it.
You're never gonna win the fight.

Speaker 5 (36:50):
No.

Speaker 4 (36:51):
I mean here, we'll give you a hotel room with
some crappy hotel. And now I have to leave the
airport and take the chance I'm gonna miss my flight again,
like I'm.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
Watching a TikTok video. It's a guy screen at the
gatekeeper like that and look just the name alone the gatekeeper,
right right, So it's the guy. He's screaming at him, dude,
they're never gonna let you on that flight. And the
guy says, he goes, why would I let you on
the flight when you're acting like yes, sir, Now you're
an animal now like and so what happens He gets
taken away by cops because in the airport they always win.

(37:20):
You never win at the airport. Yeah, you think you're
gonna yell at them and like, you know what, you're right, sir.
Let's bring this plane back around and get you on it.

Speaker 5 (37:27):
Sir.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
I'm gonna bring out the pilot and he's gonna salute
you because you corrected all the wrongs now in aviation.

Speaker 4 (37:33):
Here's ten thousand dollars in cash. Their sorry for your inconvenience.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Jennifer Aniston is shooting down rumors she's dating Pedro Pascal,
the actor. He's who's the guy. He's not Bubba Fett,
he's the other Emandalorian and he's now he's gonna be
in the Fantastic Four movie in and he's in that
movie that TV show about the video game on HBO. Yeah,
they're not dating. Apparently they have dinner together in LA

(38:02):
but they said they are not dating. She could do
better than him anyway. He's a good looking guy, and
I think he's a couple of years younger than her.
It's that thing where they say they're not a couple now,
but in like a week, they're going to be a couple.
Fantasty man for being what she's seventy by now, she's great.
You feel like it though, because she's been in our
life since Leprechaun ye, which was like eighty nine, so
I mean she's been in our lives for almost forty years.

(38:25):
Drake Bell, he was one of these Nickelodeon kids Disney
Kids and Josh pet They were on a show called
Drake and Josh. I think I think I got that right, Daila, Yeah,
I remember it. The one kid Drake got like horrific.
They even made a documentary about it. Horrifically abused by

(38:46):
the people on set, right, like sexually abused. Was It
was bad? It was really really bad. People have gone
to jail because of it. And I guess it was
the first time that these two have reunited in a
very long time. On Josh Podcast talk about the rocky
relationship with Nickelodeon and themselves. They've kind of taken digs

(39:07):
at each other where Josh Peck has actually defended Nickelodeon,
where Drake Bell said, how can you do that? You know,
some of the guys who were in charge of our
show raped me. The hell went on with Nickelodeon do
a lot of bad things. The documentary about Drake Bell
was called Quiet on Set, and it revealed that he
was the victim of quite a bit of sexual abuse.

(39:27):
As a parent. I guess you like the money, but
if you dropped your kid off a Nickelodeon studio, I
got questions of what happens?

Speaker 5 (39:33):
Then do it? Man?

Speaker 3 (39:35):
I know it's sad. Man to my oldest has you know,
she's got this super cute little guy, right, red hair, freckles, right,
looks like it looks like howdy duty. So she gets approached,
Oh you gotta go, you gotta we gotta take his
picture and I had to tell her, Man, it's scam.
I said it to scam. They're gonna tell you they

(39:56):
want to do that, and then they're gonna say, you
just need to give us one thousand dollars and we'll
go and get all the pictures done and we'll become
your agent. You're never going to see that money again, man,
you will see it here. But you're now you're in
a gatorade commercial in China somewhere, or the side of
a milk carton. There you go. Some trash for you. Hey,

(40:18):
gome onring z XL. How are you?

Speaker 1 (40:22):
How are you?

Speaker 3 (40:23):
Thanks for calling? What can we do for you? I
would like to get the counting ticket. Let's get you
in the show. What's your name, Karen? I can We'll
make it the ZXL workforce employee the day. What do
you do for a living? I working on hospital? Okay,
all right?

Speaker 1 (40:37):
And what was your name?

Speaker 3 (40:39):
Karen? All right, Karen who works at a hospital? You
know around here. We're just hoping that it's not going
to be a long December.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
Oh is that a Is that a song by the
Counting Crows? Did you have? Did you have a patient
the other day named mister Jones?

Speaker 2 (40:54):
Mister Jones?

Speaker 3 (40:55):
And see what I'm doing there? I do? Yeah, I'm
doing that. Yeah, that's all the Counting Crow songs. I
know I was gonna.

Speaker 4 (41:02):
Einstein on the beach, but I don't even know how
to get to an Einstein on the beach, right, Uh, well, we.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
Gotta get I mean that's the fun game is trying
to get there.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
Yeah, was there a smart guy doing mathematics on the beach?

Speaker 3 (41:14):
Come on? That's all I got, man, it's the best
I can do. All right, Well, Karen, who works on
a hospital. You're going to see the Counting Crows. Good show.
It's gonna be fourth of July weekend over at the
hard Rock. All right, you sound like you might be
hard to handle. That's the black crowd. Damn it, Crows.
That's all I got, So County Crows over at the

(41:35):
hard Rock. You got tickets. You stay on hold, Karen.
We're gonna get all your information, all right, thank you.

Speaker 4 (41:40):
I tried, man, I just don't know enough songs. I
think I got three in my arsenal to mister Jones.
Great show, though, man, it's great concience. I love to
go in December. Yeah, round here you pulled, you pulled
Einstein on the beach. That's off that August and everything
there after.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
I don't forget. Then they had some real poppy is
off like the Shrek soundtrack. Put up a parking there,
the Joni Mitchell song parking lot right there. That's all. Yes, yeah,
round here. How about mister Jones. Yeah, you already went
back there long December and then did you hear lockout

(42:19):
the uh they got hits, They got hits. They're gonna
be at the hard rock Yeah, counting crows a lot
of hits. Throw back to the nineties. Look we get
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Speaker 4 (43:12):
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you don't now go to the ihart. How we get money,
that's how we get paid dollar dollar bills, y'all. It's
like did advertising for McDonald saying.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
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Speaker 4 (43:25):
Matter of fact, I just look, we just got taken
off of Spotify. The iHeartRadio app is the only way
you can get to us.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
I got beat. My man card got beat so down
over the weekend, like to the point where like I
I just I hung my head low and I just
got beat and beat and beat this weekend. When it
came to being a man.

Speaker 4 (43:47):
Listen, listen, don't take this personally, but my wife and
uh and I had good conversations with your wife. I
do feel she makes a lot of important decisions in
your house, as does my wife.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
Oh yeah, absolutely, yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:57):
We we can say we're the dominant guys, but when
that paycheck comes rolling in, now we know who's making
the decision.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
No, no, oh no, when it comes to like finances,
my wife does all that stuff. No, this is a
man card stuff. This is missus me not being the
man I needed my family to be over the weekend
and it all started with. My daughter's on spring break
from college. So she has a car, and it's a

(44:26):
hand me handy, handy, hand me down car like cars
on its last legs, right, cars twenty years old. It's
on its last legs. But she got it for free,
so why she's not going to turn it down?

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Right?

Speaker 3 (44:36):
And so you know, car once again, it's like what
a kid should have. If it starts and drives, you're
good to go. Yeah, how am my life? For about
six months? And I got into fender bender by the
Eschelon Mall you know why. I was in the eighty
sixth Cavalier And that's what you're supposed to do exactly.
These are the cars you're supposed to get in fender Bender's.
So she's been at school. So for three months her car.

(44:56):
No one decided to start a car. Now car's not
my house, it's at her mom's house. No one decides
to start the car up or look at it or anything.
So she's driving it down for the first time for
that hour drive down to my house and like there's
a bunch of little things wrong and then her power
steering goes so so it's like, all right, now this
has happened before and it's kind of kicked back in,

(45:16):
but this time it's not kicking back in. So she
gets to the house and I see, here, take my car.
All weekend, leave me your car. I'll try and figure
this out. Now. I'm good when it comes to basic
car stuff, but then it gets to a point where
I can't. I have to tap out, right, like I'm
gonna hurt the car more than I'm gonna help you.
You can fill up the air and the tires to

(45:37):
thirty six PSI. That's where I am. Til air. Yeah right,
you check fluids. Yeah, we're not changing it. I'm good
with fluids, right, but I'm not gonna be I'm not
gonna be draining any anything, you know. I'm not. Like
I said, battery stuff I can deal with, but I
I don't want to hurt the car. So all weekend

(45:57):
I'm trying, man, Like, I get all the little things
fixed our car. But it's this power steering. So I'm
on YouTube, I'm on Google, and it's this thing where
my and apparently a lot of cars have it. But
this is a Mazda where once it once the car
senses a power steering issue, it puts it into like
a safety default because they don't want you drive. They
don't want to drive. Yeah yeah, so and there's like

(46:19):
no way unless you take it to a to a
mechanic that they can like unlock. And you gotta know
what you're doing, right, And I don't know what I'm doing.
So dude, I'm like, I just can't figure out this
power steering issue. I think I'm closed a couple of times.
So here I am. Last night, she had to go
back to her mom's right, so I'm like, all right,
take my car. I'll follow you back. So I have

(46:40):
to drive this car with no power steering an hour
back door. Mom's that's no joke, man, we're dude.

Speaker 4 (46:46):
It's the horse when it comes to stealing our car,
steering our cars because power steering.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
Yeah, you're like like, look like and this isn't a
sexist thing. But she's a she's a girl, a tiny
she's a tiny girl us. And I'm like, okay, God forbid,
something happens and you need to really jerk that wheel.
I want to be the one behind the wheel. So
I drive it yesterday, I get it up to her
mom's house. But then I'm like, it's that weird thing

(47:10):
where it's not my car. It's a hand me down
from my ex wife and her boyfriend, so this should
fall a little on them as well well. So it's
like I don't want to take it to a Like
if it was my car, I just would have taken
it to a mechanic and said, all right, what's the damage,
let's figure this out. But it's that weird thing where
I'm like tiptoeing around it. I'm like, well, this isn't
my car, right, I don't want to take it to

(47:32):
a mechanic. He fixes it, it breaks, and now like
we're in even you know, a deeper hole, right, because
you could be twelve hundred dollars then you take that
to a mechanic. But this is their hand me down,
then down if it was yours for them and the
car's a junker, yeah right, you guys deal with this
literally on it's like fourth kid, this car. So they
my son. He comes up with the best idea. He

(47:53):
goes just crash into a tree, and totally, you know what,
not a bad idea. So I go, dude, can't do that.
But then I'm thinking about that's not a bad idea,
like safely crash it into a tree, crash it into
a tree. You might need cars for kids, So this
thing for five due. I'm just completely beaten. My man
card is beaten down by this power steering issue. So

(48:13):
then what goes yesterday? The oven? The oven in my kitchen.
My wife's on this baking kick. Apparently the oven was
not on the kick with her. It doesn't like sour
dope bread. So the other day she's like, hey, the
oven's not warming up. I go, how long it's been on?
She's like an hour. Then I go, okay, that's bad.
So something else I wouldn't know how to fix.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
And I even google it. I can tell it's it's
either the thermostat or the heating element. And literally you
google it and it goes, just buy a new one.
Yeah right, don't even try it. It's like a TV.
Don't try and fix it, just buy a new one.
Back to the power steering thing. The only thing I
would know to do is make sure. And I don't
know how this is even possible. How is me putting
a power steering fluid make that thing work better? I

(48:55):
don't know. One of the things that troubleshooting things I
did was make sure that it had plenty of power steering.
That's as much as I do. Man, I fill it
up and that's it, dude. So I'm already kicked in
the nuts over the power steering. So now the oven goes.
And now I'm on Saturday Sunday afternoon. I am on
a just a mad dash to get this thing fixed right,
And I got a woman who's sour dough crazy, who

(49:18):
needs to bake some bread. She's over my shoulder, and dude,
it broke me. The range works, the oven's broken. I'm like,
I couldn't fix this either.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
Two.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
I got kicked in the nuts twice as a man
over the weekend power steering and the oven. Now you
have two ovens. We got two moons. For some reason,
something genius put two ovens in our house. Now why,
I don't know. I got I have an air fryer,
I have a toaster, and I have an oven that
doesn't work.

Speaker 4 (49:43):
And I assume that one oven goes. They probably both go.
But again, it's not another where you pull out, it's
the oven. It's kind of in the wall. And this guy,
I even know how to pull that thing out to
look behind it to see what it is.

Speaker 3 (49:53):
And this guy's like, I got an easy fixed And
I always look at the time of the YouTube videos.
Are you got in aligned it? I go five minutes
right easy fix on YouTube? Five minute video. He's unscrewing
the back. He's unscrewing and I don't want to unscrew anything.
I'm not gonna do that. So here I am the
broken car, broken oven. Yeah, that oven is just a
broken man, is what I am. That oven is like

(50:14):
back surgery. Once you do it, dude, once you open
that back, everything is gonna go never it's it's never
gonna work right.

Speaker 4 (50:20):
You leave it to a professional. It's gonna be one
fifty for him to even come look at it. It's
gonna be another seven years a day.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
Elements. We're supposed to pay hundred dollars for him to
put it in. We're supposed to get a new one today.
You know that's not gonna You know, something's gonna I'm
jinxing it. Something's gonna, yes, because I have to. It's
I'm not gonna call it for what one hundred and
seventy five dollars from the tell me just to buy
a new one.

Speaker 4 (50:39):
Now, listen, if your wife wasn't on this bacon kick.
How long could you go without that?

Speaker 3 (50:43):
A year?

Speaker 2 (50:43):
Right?

Speaker 3 (50:44):
Don't you feel bad? You've got an air fry. I
heard George Forman, grills are going. He's not broken the microwave. Look,
he kept back. You can make bread in a microwave.
We'll do a thing called do you think you have
You think you've got it bad. I don't think we
have it bad for a lot of peoples. Spring it

(51:06):
comes with spring cleaning. Yeah, we're we're doing that right
now at my house. Man, I love it. Windows starting
to pop open, We're starting to kind of gut some rooms.
And what was nice is we packed the way last
year we were organized, so now like kind of getting
the house together for spring, getting you know, the the
garage in shape, the yard in shape. We were organized

(51:27):
last year, so it's not as bad. I don't think
we have spring decorations. Not decorations. We're just tried it
to clutter.

Speaker 5 (51:34):
Man.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
But yeah, it's a lot of like that year round.
That's what it is.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
Like.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
We were very smart too about Christmas this year. We
packed away Christmas. We were super organized, so that way
it's not chaotic when you're when you when you gotta
break it all out. And honestly, I got to give
my wife a lot of credit. She really is simplified too.
Like last year, we kind of just kept it to
our family room, but that was it, like that was
the folk maybe a dining room family and that was
our focus for holiday stuff because we used to do

(51:58):
the whole house just got to be too much. Yeah. Yeah,
Well a lot of people want to spring clean. Though
you might think you've gotten to play spotless. They're probably
things that you don't touch just because everyone forgets that
they need to be cleaned too. Air Conditioner filters should
be changed out, especially if you have allergy issues. Yeah,
I guess you should probably change those filters out once

(52:18):
a year.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
The heating air conditioningilfrigerator coils located in the back of
your appliance should be vacuumed out every six months. I
don't think I've ever done that. No, man, I've never
done that. They say they're a fire hazard. Dirty range hoods.
This one's a big one, the dirty range hood Most
people have microwaves anymore over them, but they have filters

(52:39):
on the bottom too. They need to be cleaned out
every two to three months. Most people don't even know
their dishwasher has a filter that should be cleaned out
at least once a year.

Speaker 4 (52:49):
I realized that when we got rid of our old
dishwasher and just got the new one. Yeah, I found
that filter because the water wasn't raining.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
Most things like dishwashers, stuff, even your garbage disposal, vinegar
and baking soda are good if you're clogged up or
even the clean some of these filters is the ceiling
fan on there should be on that list. You should
always do the sand. They're nasty, man. I don't know
who did it. But you can see, like at my house,
like when you walk the stairs, you can look over

(53:17):
into the family room. I don't know what that's called
the walkway or whatever, the catwalk catway, yeah, man. But
the problem is you're looking at the top of the
blades of the big fan that is over our family room. Yep.
That you're never going to change that bulb. But I
don't even know how to get to Like, I don't
even know how do I It would probably be a
sixteen foot step ladder. I guess I would need to
get to get up there. It's like I'm in a

(53:39):
wwe match.

Speaker 4 (53:40):
I guess a long pole with one of those feather
dusters you get at the dollars. I can do the
bottoms like, I get the bottoms done. But now I'm like, well,
I'm looking at the top, so I gotta get that
done too. And you're right, that bulb that I'm never
going to be able to get out?

Speaker 3 (53:53):
No, just sits right there, don't even I don't even
turn that light on. Social media has become a go
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New research has found that less than half of the
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(54:13):
In many cases, symptoms were oversimplified or overstated, and many
times the information given out wasn't backed by any reliable
source or scientific data. And what did it tell you
to do? Like electrocute your kid? He acts normal? Well,
I guess it's to diagnose yourself. But it's like, oh,
you sometimes are a little antsy. You have ADHD.

Speaker 4 (54:32):
No, you're a little antsie? Yeah yeah, yeah, my kid man.
They wanted to medicate this kid he's like he's in
third grade. He likes to get up and run around
the room.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
We all did that. It was a big deal sixth
grade that no kid. This is when everyone knew about
everyone's personal stuff, like all the neighbors knew exactly what
was going on in everyone's houses. No kid was on
any type of meds. Ye, right when it comes to
to ADHD anything like that. And I remember it was
sixth grade, first kid, and it was like, dude, I'm

(55:03):
not kidding. It was like a movie like Footloose. Meetings
were happening at the school because they were putting this
kid on on hyperactivity medication right there. Because back then
it was well he just has a lot of energy,
and we're giving them pills because he has a lot
of energy. And then he look back on it and go,
maybe he just had a lot of energy, right, Yeah,
he was the kid. Let him run outside a little bit.
I remember his name was PJ. And he was the

(55:25):
first kid in our middle school to get put on
those drugs. Man, eventually, now every kid's on him. It's
all it's Riblet put him on the track team. That's
where a kid needs. But he likes to run. Put
him on the track. I mean that's what it was, right, Like, Okay,
your kid's super active, let's get him doing something that
can be super active in Yeah.

Speaker 5 (55:43):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
Here's a pro tip for those considering air travel in
the future. Don't be flicking your lighter during the flight.
A recent flight from Kansas City to Phoenix had to
be diverted after a passenger not only refused to stop
lighting his lighter, but refuse to turn it over to
the flight attendants until the flight was completed.

Speaker 4 (55:58):
Wait, was it one of those lighters where you could
do it on your leg where you flip it open
and you come back the other way and you spark
it up.

Speaker 3 (56:04):
The ones that you you use until they run out
of fuel. Yeah, you gotta fill it back up. After
one final warning from the cockpit, the plane was diverted
to a nearby airport. The passengers were removed and taken
h that one passenger was taken to a hospital for
mental evaluation. How did you get on with a lighter?
You could get on with light. I got on with
a stun gun.

Speaker 5 (56:25):
One.

Speaker 3 (56:25):
How do you get on with a stunt gun? I
don't know what. I even got my bag checked somehow.
I had it. It's not the one that shoots used
to chase one of our promo kids around. Yeah, it
had the metal you put somebody's neck on, you put
it on the neck, you know. Uh, there you go.
I could have taken out everybody on the plane if
I wanted to. They have a bad you not so
much bang rent can feel like throwing money away. And

(56:48):
when you're one hundred point seven ZXLS AF Terseys rock
station ZXL boys shot forgot to bring this up. I
wanted to bring it up to Gary g Garcia was
in earlier with a conspiracy. Corn has nothing to do
with conspiracies. I went to the comedy show of the weekend. Okay,
he is a comedian. Yeah, yeah, he owns the ac
jokes dot com. Great show man, great show him.

Speaker 4 (57:09):
The headline headliner was fantastic, came in with no material,
just really went off the crowd a lot, a lot
of fun. This would be a great time for you
to promote who he is. Uh, a black guy man,
really really funny. You know who I'm talking about the community.
That's kind of racist that you said. You know who
I'm talking about?

Speaker 3 (57:27):
You know that guy? Really funny guy. Yeah, like you
said that the other day. You're like, man, the guy
was so great. I go, great, what's his Facebook? What's
his Instagram? And you're like, I don't even remember his name.
It began with a be okay, you know he was
really no one. I appreciate it too. Is he's working
off the audience. There's like a like a couple there
and their kids are there, and like the girl's boyfriend's there.
He goes through like this whole joke and like the

(57:47):
end of the joke normally would be you know by
the way, you know, she's getting railed by her boyfriend
when you're not home. But he didn't go there. Yea,
he tiptoed around. It was pretty funny.

Speaker 4 (57:57):
Great, it was a whole dude, what these stories really
really good? I wish damn, I wish I knew his name,
but I forgot his name. Great show. Worst bartender ever, Yeah,
beg not that the drinks were bad, the drinks were fine,
praises sign. But anyway, the guy, there's a line of

(58:18):
people waiting to get their drinks. This guy, I'll put
him up there with my wife. She can't multitask. This
guy's he gives me my drink he gives me my receipt,
he waits for me. Now listen, it's dark in there.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
I can't see.

Speaker 4 (58:31):
So I got to bring out my camera and take
a picture of it and blow it up to see
what the price was. So as I'm doing that, he's
waiting and there's a line of people. I'm like, you
probably should be moving on and getting a drink done
down the line while I'm doing my receipt.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
Yeah, especially when you're waiting for a while, it makes
you mad. It was his name, Brian Eisley. I don't
the comedian. Yes, it could have been. Yeah, I want
to give this guy credit. Thank you for doing that.
Mel Harris, No it was he didn't look like a
Mel Jamal Coleman. This is racist. I'm just going on
their list of comedians and only saying the black guys.

(59:07):
You know what that Jamal Coleman does sound sounds like
that could with a beat. It could be his name.
He looked like a Jamal.

Speaker 4 (59:16):
It could be a Jamal or Brian Johnson, something somewhere
around the horrifically racist. Yeah, good time, But worst bartender
to find an old bartender like that who can't multitask.

Speaker 3 (59:27):
I'm like, bro, did they just kind of shovel you
in here? Lamar could have been a Justin Lamar. I
really would like to find out the guy Okay, yeah,
on World's Worst Promoter. Yeah, again, it wasn't about him.

Speaker 4 (59:42):
It was that this awful with an awful comb over
too that if you go see with a comb over,
now this now this is the bartender, older white guy
with a bad combover.

Speaker 3 (59:51):
It's not everybody could school casino bartenders. Man, I think
that's a union. So they're just you know, they're just
killing time. Yeah, that's what this guy. Yeah, it wasn't
even like they put in Aino. I think they have
to bring in those union bartenders. Yeah, you know they
because like any other comedy club, it's the outwork comedians
that are running the bar, right. Yeah, that's kind of
what it was. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:00:12):
It was awesome because the host of the show, Brian Steadman, comedian.
He's in the back of the room and he's introducing
himself that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
He is the he's the MC, the comedian. Yeah, and
he's like.

Speaker 4 (01:00:25):
Gives himself the you know, these these big accolades and
he's like, hey, you know, you've probably seen this guy
all across the country.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
You actually hear the microphone get put down on a stool.
As he walks up to the stage.

Speaker 4 (01:00:34):
He introduces himself and then puts the mic on the
stand and then runs from the back of the room.

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
It's a fantastic You're gonna love it. I'm telling you,
I'm not selling it. Well, you're gonna love ac jokes.
They used to do a circus in the parking lot
of the Garden State Racetrack or what was it there
the Atlantic City Racetrack here by the Hamilton Mall, and
the clowns in full clown makeup would be the ones
doing the ticket taking. Yes, yeah, you had, you had
to work. They had. They needed people to sell tickets

(01:01:00):
and rip the tickets, and it will be the clowns
before the clowns have to actually go perform. Everybody, please
go see the bearded woman is sitting there. She's uh,
she's making sure I'm not bringing in weapons. Go see
the show. Just know you're gonna wait a little bit
in line for the drinks. Ac jokes dot Com do
what I do. Bring your own.

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