TUESDAY 4-1-25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake up, Wake Up.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
In a world of jown mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand above all the rest.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
And this show isn't it? Hey homie? What's what's up?
Home home boy? What's up? Home? Slice? Remember that was
a big, big one back in the day. Home slice. Yeah.
My day used to call a slick. It's like, what's up, slick?

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (00:55):
I When I there was delivering stuff, we did a
lot of like set like seven eleven buildings, but they
weren't seven elevens like stop and goes, And it was
it was always usually Indian owners and they didn't have
English down very well, so they would call you chief constantly.
I was like and chief, it was constantly. It was

(01:17):
that they just knew that was English. And that was
a term of say, like of endearment to.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Say, Hi, what a chief's up? Buddy? I call I
say brother a lot, but I'll say to everybody, like
everybody like even why you're black doesn't matter. You was like,
hey man with something you.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
Know, brother, somebody once and I and it's so funny
how literal kids are. Well, my little guy was little
and he goes, is that your brother?

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:42):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:42):
No, no, And I had to explained to him, no,
sometimes you call people brother.

Speaker 5 (01:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
And the same thing with another kid of mine.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
I say hi to everybody.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
We're walking like through a development one day and I
just say hi to a neighbor and he's like, do
you know them?

Speaker 1 (01:56):
And I go no, and he goes, no, why'd you
say hi? And I was like, you say everybody you
make eye contact? There has to be something, you have
to say something.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
It's so funny because you forget you got to teach them,
Like you run up the other day your kid doesn't
know how to answer the phone, yeah, because you have
to teach.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
That to somebody you don't.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
Like, I forget, like we kind of grew up with
people talking on telephones, so like you just see it
and knew how to do it. But a kid today
doesn't pick up a phone. You know what it is
too to text, like, but like doesn't talk on a phone, like.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Now I know who's calling somebody, like yo, Like I'm
just going to phone like yo, because I know it's
my buddy, mikey or whatever. Yo. But like before the
phone rang, you didn't know if it was somebody important
for mom or dad or a teacher or whatever says
you said hello. Well, my kid doesn't hear us say
hello because I don't say hello a lot or uh,
what's up? Because the hello has already been established. I
know who was on the other end. To my wife,
I'm like, Hey, what's happening. I'm a big what's happening

(02:47):
guy too, like, what's happening, what's happening, Yeah, what's happening? Yeah,
term of endearment.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
And I'll tell you it's gotta be kids or this
generation not talking on phones. Gotta kill sales because there's
no more cold calls because no one picks up numbers.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
They don't know. And I don't know who came up
with this, but what it says spam likely. I'm like,
I'm not gonna pack that one.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
Even door to door, no one answers the door in
my house, like they run from it.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
It used to be cool man. As a kid, that
was our entertainment. Somebody's at the front door, Cool, let's
open it up. You mean there's a murder at the
front door. Let's open it up. Yeah, I gotta sign
says no solictening and it's serious. It says do not
knock or do not ring the doorbell. They still do.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
Please don't we have the thing we have like a
couple of Karns in the neighborhood that that will tell
the people you are it is illegal what you're doing,
and then they'll start posting it on the on the
community Facebook page called the police.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Here he has a person from Comcast going door to door.
You know that's not allowed here. You're gonna have the
right documentations. I don't know who you are. Well, this
is the guys just trying to make some money. I
don't know if someone are somewhere along the way someone
got pulled into a house and got the s beat
out of them because they ring the doorbell and then
they jump back and so they're not within striking distance
of you. Ever since COVID they take about they were

(04:01):
about ten feet from the door. I love it. Keep
going back all the way back to my mailbox.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
Also, I think that's a ring doorbell thing too, so
people can see like, because if you stand too close
that ring doorbell, you just got a crop.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Shot right right, Yeah, you can't see them.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
Yeah, and that's another thing that's got to kill door
to door sales, ring doorbells.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
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Speaker 1 (04:32):
Them before you. Coming up just a little bit. One
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Good morning, everybody, do it live. I can go all
right it and we'll do it lit and things sucks.
I'm Scotty. Good morning.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
Here's some news, fellow, we use on a Tuesday. The
Prime Minister of Greenland pushed back over the weekend against
assertions by President Donald Trump at America will take control
of the island territory. Greenland, a huge resource rich island
in the Atlantic, is a self governing territory of Denmark
and also part of NATO. Trump wants the territory, apparently

(05:16):
claiming it's needed for national security purposes, so the prime
minister said, President Trump says the United States will get Greenland.
Let me be clear. The United States will not get it.
We do not belong to anyone else. We decide our
own future. Some egg Beaters and bob Evans liquid egg
products are under recall because they.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
May include bleach.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
The liquid egg substitutes were recalled because they may contain
a cleaning solution with sodium hypochlorite, which is commonly known
as bleach.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
The USDA says it's Food Safety and Inspection Service received
a tip about the potential contamination, although the agency said
that using the products shouldn't cause negative health consequences.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
An long effort, funded by about a million bucks, will
target people talking on their phones while driving. Put the
phone away or pay? He starts cracking down to day. Atlantic,
Cape May and Cumberland counties are all taking part. So
don't be talking on your phone or texting on your phone,
or being distracted while driving because you could get pulled over.

(06:22):
His part of put the phone away or pay going
the entire month of April.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
That's news. What about sports? Six Ers Nicks that's going
to be tonight? Flyers beat the Predators to one. Flyers
Canadian Saturday Bill's home opener yesterday beat the Rocky six
to one. They are off today. There you go, that's news,
that's sports. South Jersey's Rocks one hundred point seven ZXL
South Jerseys Rock Stations ZXL Morning Show. It's hard when

(06:49):
your kid makes a mistake. But you see he was
trying to do something good, but it was bad at
the same time. Yeah, my kid, Now, this has happened
a few times. He'll find jewelry at the U at school,
like real nice jewel Like some of it's been pretty
nice jewelry. Just finds it, Okay, Man, I don't know.

(07:09):
It sounds like it's falling off the back of the
truck type of stuff. And I appreciate that because I'm
a guy who likes things that fall of the back
of a truck. Yeah, but it's one of these things
where I've had another gold watch today. What he's the chance?
He presents it to my wife as this as if
it's a gift that he's bought her and wants to
give it to her. Boy and he's looking for I
guess the accolades and he did something good. But she's like, oh,

(07:33):
where did you get this from? He's laundering it. Where
did you find it? Uh, it was on the desk.
I'm like, what do you mean it's on a desk,
So someone get up and leave it at desk. If so,
you give it to the teacher, you find the sy
you do something with it.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
This is like Ozark, like he's got he's money laundering,
Like he's taking this and now he's got to clean
it by giving it to your wife now and then
it becomes legit after that.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
It's happened a few times where the latest was a
bracelet that my wife looked up. It was okay, it
was a three hundred dollars bracelet. First of all, who's
wearing three hundred dollars bracelets? Do a middle school? Exactly? Okay,
so what's going on see beating kids up? It was
it was like a real like a real again, it
might have been a knockof if you take a picture,
you put it up online and it says what it's worth.

(08:18):
This was like it was like two and fifty dollars
bracelet or something like that. Then I don't know. My
kid has a he has a three hundred dollars apple
a watch he wears, So I mean maybe somebody gave
the a kid something that will you did? I think
you were a dumb parent because this was gonna happen.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
Then to lose it because we've run into this issue
where a big thing at my kid's school is trading
shoes and because they're all sneaker heads now and we've
had to he's come home with like really good stuff
and I know that he got the better end of
the deal, and I'm like, dude, like you gotta go,
but you got to give the kid back to those
shoes or he traded away like a brand new pair

(08:55):
of shoes.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
We just got him.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
And we're like, dude, I'm like, dude, you gotta go
back and get those shoes back like you got Like
that was a dumb trade, like.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Like when when they were younger, they'd do like the
Pokemon cards or whatever. And I'm like, listen, man, you can't.
A parent is gonna be like especially with the shoes.
Somewhere there's a parents like where are your shoes at?
Will I trade them up? No, you don't know the
value of the shoes. I do it because I bought
the shoes.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
I'm sorry, but even a teacher say that bracelet, it's
a three hundred dollars bracelet. A teacher loses that, there's
gonna be like, hey, did anyone find a bracelet?

Speaker 5 (09:24):
Right?

Speaker 1 (09:24):
I said, listen, go take it to the lost and
foundain somewhere something that I love it somewhere. There's a
girl out there who's like bawling her eyes out because
I don't know her parents pay for a bracelet. Yeah,
but your kid punched her and took her three hundred
dollars bracelet.

Speaker 4 (09:37):
Dude, he's up to no good and it's awesome. What
kind of what is shenanigans is he pulling in school?

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Like, buddy, there's finding it and there's finding it, Like
if it's in the if you're walking outside and it's
sitting on there and there's no one around, Okay, you
found it, but you still turn it in. It was somewhere,
but it looked like it was about to fall off.
I found it on her wrist.

Speaker 5 (09:57):
Dad.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
If it's on the desk or you know, if someone's
in the proximity of that bracelet, then just give it
to the teacher or say, I don't know a hold
it up. Did anybody lose this bracelet? Don't bring it home.
It's like, don't it to mom. It's like when you
find cash.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
I think you gotta give it to the cops for
like a certain period of time that it becomes yours.
You gotta at least give the opportunity for someone to
retreat it.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Okay. So my Auntina did it. And then and this
I thought was ridiculous. She's driving by, she sees like
a brown bag like I guess, on someone's driveway, picks
it up fill with cash. I want to say, it
might be like the thousand dollars. That's also once again,
your family is very shady. She she ends up kicking it.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
Your kids coming home with jewelry, and your aunt just
picks up brown bags of trash that contain cash.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
She ends up taking it to the police department, and
they said, like you said, okay, you got I think
it was like sixty days. We're gonna leaving here for
six days. If nobody claims it, then it's yours. I'm sorry.
I listening. I feel like I'm a good person. If
I find thousands of dollars and nobody's around, no, it's
going done. Yep. I don't even think I'm not going now. Listen.

(11:03):
Maybe I should have or she should have knocked on
the house. But then again they're like cash, Oh, yeah,
that's mine. You don't know.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
And I've watched enough shows where you don't buy anything fancy. No,
you try and laundry the money as best you can. Yeah, right,
that's that's the move. Don't show up with the pink
Cadillac all of a sudden. You know, we've all seen
good fellows.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
He's going to school, he's got diamond studs in his ears,
he's got a gold tube. This guy's come up with
some cash. Man.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
Look, I got a pair of tickets a E W
coming back to the board walk Hall six zero nine
six seven seven one hundred seven six zero nine six
seven seven one hundred.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
When I got you mom a bracelet? Where'd you get that?

Speaker 5 (11:39):
At?

Speaker 1 (11:39):
The kid with a broken kneecat? Nice knowing my kid
has a little street hustling him. Dude, I do love
that man. Yeah, I love finding a jewelry on the ground. Yeah.
Or not, we give back, We'll do some rock. This
report isnswered by Atlantic City Electric. Good morning everybody to

(12:03):
kind of a wet Joe Joe and Scotty rock News.
Here's some rock news for you. Uh Danzig, Glenn Danzig
still out there doing it.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
I know why, but I hate Danzig and you know
how from the Misfits. So he's out on touring, just
going out as Glenn Danzig, right, dan Zig, And I
guess he's selling merch right like all bands do. He's
selling dan Zig merch.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Wait is that Holy Diver too? We used to that's
deep too.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
But I guess they found some of his shirts that
he's selling has Nazi stuff on him. So a bunch
of Reddit threads popped up. Uh, and it says, uh,
I guess the dans whoever's buying dan Zig merchandise? He
said it has the black sun also known as the
sun wheel, and uh, that's a that's a Nazi thing.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
The Anti Defamation League said. The symbol is one of
the number one ancient European symbols appropriated by the Nazis
in their attempt to invent and Aryan heritage idealize Aryan heritage.
So yeah, I guess whatever this thing is, Nazis used it,
and now dan Zig is sewing it on his shirt.
Is it really Nazi stuff or is it like when

(13:21):
Elon waved at the crowd and everyone called him hitler.
Now because he put his hand up which everybody else
has done the same way. I've done the Sulu too. Hey,
what's up now? You know what it looks like? Maybe
they found some shirts of swastikas on a two which things.
I think I think he apologized. I don't think he's
come out and said anything. I think the Germans took that.
I think it's a symbol of peace in Chinese.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
It's backwards. If it slipped over, there's a oh. I
mean it was a thing before the Nazis got it.
There's a building on the border of vent Or in
Atlantic City and it was like a symbol. They used
an architecture. The floor of the building is nothing but swastikas.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
But now it's because for the Nazis were a thing.

Speaker 5 (14:01):
It was.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
But like it's a beautiful tiled floor, but everything is
in the shape of the swastika, and it's like, oh,
like that's a tough imagine, right. Your building's beautiful now,
it's probably about ten years old, and you're like, man,
look at this beautiful floor.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
And then Hitler shows up. Yeah, and you're like, oh
that floor is ruined. Now, Frank, you didn't have beautiful
work or you gotta rip it up. You'll bring it up. Man.

Speaker 4 (14:29):
Congrats to Dave Navarro. He got married for the fourth time.
A Swedish actress and fashion designer, Vanessa Dubaso is her name.
Uh so he uh, I guess famously married Carmen Electra
right back for the man. Yeah, we knew a girl
who was on Fox News. He was dating her for
a while too. She used to come into our radio

(14:51):
station and do a Fox News show.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
From one of our studios. Andrea Tantaro, she was dating
Dave Navara for a while. He was my favorite man.
So congrats.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
I think she Yeah, they she had like a shorehouse
or something in Margate and she would come into our
studio and she I believe it was right around then.
Maybe we're talking about ten years ago she was dating
Dave Navarro. Yeah, so congrats David Navara, he married for
the fourth time. Uh, this is kind of cool. Foreigner,
their singer is not touring with the band right now.

(15:24):
I guess he's ill or they're saying issues. So now
they're bringing back another guy, Lou Graham, another lead singer
from the band's history. He's filling in. So you're getting
like the guy you wanted to really see filling in
for the guy you didn't want to sing, oh for him?

Speaker 1 (15:45):
So the Foreigner's new.

Speaker 4 (15:46):
Lead singer is like a new kid, like he's young looking, right,
he's not an original member of Foreigner, So now he's
out and the guy filling in is the original.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Guys, if you're sitting on that ticket, you got nice.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
Yes, there's no ill will because I mean this guy's
stepped up Louke Graham and he's like, yeah, I go
out there, I'll front the band I used to front.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
What if he is better? Yeah, what if he a
bend you? Then now you're now you're so now you're
back to be in the backup again. That's why I
always think about that kid from journey Man, that Filipino kid,
where it's like all it takes is one phone call
and Steve Perry to say I'll do it, and that
kid's out of a job and back in the Philippines.
Look there you go, some rocket news for you, that rocket.

Speaker 5 (16:24):
We believe everyone deserves their shot at the American Dream Match.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station ZXL Morning show
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Speaker 4 (16:36):
Real Life Stuff Yes or over the weekend on Friday,
real like the first time I could see like heartbreak
and that's my little guy.

Speaker 5 (16:50):
Man.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
He made it to the very last day of tryouts
for his middle school baseball team. And once again he's
sixth grade, so it's sixth, seventh, and eighth graders.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
Uh gets cut.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
Yeah, and he was down to like the last three, right,
they only took two sixth graders.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
He was like the third and uh yeah.

Speaker 4 (17:10):
Just like that's real life stuff, like that's gonna sit
with you, you know.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
And then I didn't let him wallow in it too much.
You know, it's like, all right, well, we gotta get
back on that horse, you know, we gotta start getting
ready for next year and what other sports are you
thinking about? But yeah, I couldn't. I couldn't let him.

Speaker 4 (17:27):
I let him be sad for about twenty minutes, you know,
bummed out walked in the door and I had to
break in the air.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
He had to break the news to me. Uh, I'll
tell you who. I'm proud of my wife. Yeah. I
thought she would do the like way over compensate for it,
like come home and be like, oh my god, my baby,
my baby, my baby, are you okay? She played it
pretty straight man. She didn't.

Speaker 4 (17:51):
She didn't baby him at all. And so yeah, didn't
let him wallow in it. But real life stuff, not
making a baseball team.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
No, this is good for kids. It's gonna help him
later in life. The fact that kids make every team
they get on and now you got a bench play
baseball almost it was two people in that deserve. If
this kid deserves to be on the field, put him
in the field. And the ones that don't work harder
to get there, we all did. And that got the teams.
Before I tried the golf team in high school, I

(18:19):
didn't make the golf team. Dude.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
I try and teach that to him that, uh you know,
he look, you gotta now. You can't sit there and
and be sad. You have to work harder. And he's
got that mentality, which is awesome. He's being a real trooper.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
He's like, now we got to get out there, we
gotta bat more, we gotta practice more. And and so
I'm I'm cool with that.

Speaker 4 (18:41):
And absolutely I look at this as it's not you know,
as a parent, it's a good thing. Yeah, it's it's
gonna teach him that you can fail and from failure
you can be successful. And these and these coaches were
not no nonsense, dude. He they had two cuts. He
made the first cut right two and a half weeks
of tryouts, so like, and they were you know, they

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kept the kids aware, like all right, like a couple
of he ain't coming back, and so like the first
cuts happened.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
He made the first cut. He was proud of himself
and just for a kid had never played baseball. Guess
kids have been coming up on the same team since
they were five and six. Like, yeah, they've been playing baseball.

Speaker 4 (19:18):
Great, he's playing six seven to eight grades. He's six,
he's in six so so but he was bummed out,
he you know, and you should be.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Yeah, I know. But and like I said, you know, made.

Speaker 4 (19:29):
A trip to McDonald's for him, which, by the way,
I don't know how people do it eating fast food McNuggets,
French fries, and a strawberry milkshake.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Yeah, you're around eighteen dollars nineteen. I guess, jesus, how
do people eat fast food every day?

Speaker 3 (19:46):
Dude?

Speaker 1 (19:46):
My kids go when they do this, uh, you know,
Brazilian jiu jitsu class and that's what they're into. And
they both like it it's good. And I tell him,
I was like, you know what, I hope you guys
get your ass whooped. I truly do mean that it's
good for kids to lose. Like, if you come in
here and just beat off on everybody, you're not gonna
learn anything. I was like, I want you guys, my
kids get dude, they get beat up or whatever. And again,

(20:07):
it's not beat up. You get upset, and I get
I like the fact that you get upset because you're
a competitor. But I like the fact that you get
your ass. Well, man, it's humbling. I'll tell you I
forgot because it had been a while. Man.

Speaker 4 (20:18):
You know, he's the youngest and there's a good amount
of years between him and the other kids.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
I forgot too.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
As a parent, it breaks your heart too, because you
just you know, your kids sad and you can't do
anything about it, right, and it's like it breaks it
breaks your heart. But then you gotta be cool and
have a level head. And like I said, I'm not
gonna let him wallow in this, you know. So he got,
like I said, gave him twenty minutes and then I
was like, suck it up. We gotta go back out there.
We did like one of his first tournaments. I guess

(20:45):
he was tastes been doing one for a couple of years.
So he was like ten years old and he's small.
So we do a tournament down on Wadwood and he.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Goes against it. It was the age thing, is what
it was. He goes against King Kongo. We went against
a kid. It was probably about fifteen pounds heavier than
so when you're forty pounds and that kid's fifty five
almost sixty, it's significant. This guy whooped his ass and
my kickets up and he was dude, he was crying,
he was upset, and I said, listen, I had one
more match to do. Go out there. You owe it

(21:12):
to the kid who spent his money to come out here,
do it and do it. And it was one of
those moments where I felt good as that it broke
my heart. I wanted to grab my kids back and
say get a car. Yes, I'm gonna protect you. I
was like, but go back there and do it. And
he did it, and I said, you were you broke
his collar bone. You were a bigger person for going
out and doing it. That's what I took out of

(21:33):
that yeah, dad, it's big show. Also threw him over
the railing into the stands. So yeah, a real life
lesson on Friday. Yeah, I know it sounds stupid. You
have to do these things, man, as young lose. I
tell my kids, says, listen, at one point in your life,
you're gonna get in a fight and you're gonna come

(21:53):
home with a busted eye and a fat lip. You're
gonna get in a fight and you're gonna win and
you're gonna lose. It happens all of.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
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Speaker 1 (22:00):
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I got a few here. This first one is this
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And again, if that's your thing, then go ahead. We've
had shout outs as well too. On a shout out
your business you want, you know, Yeah, a friend of
the show. I don't even know who this is. I'm
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Speaker 5 (22:43):
Man?

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Have a question? Why do DJ's only talk on the
radio four about four hours? Are you guys doing stuff
behind the microphone we don't know about for the rest
of the time. No, it's just a four hour shift.
A question he's asking.

Speaker 4 (22:58):
Now, the show is four hours long? What do we
do after or before the show?

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Go home? We we we.

Speaker 4 (23:08):
We shut the light off in the studio and uh,
we walk out the door, and then we come back
the next morning.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
I remember the amount of work we put it. I
remember once we thought, how cool would it be if
they logged online and while the music is playing, the
commercials are playing, they can hear what we're talking about.

Speaker 4 (23:23):
That it was a bad idea. That was a terrible idea.
We do a lot of bad things when the microphones
are off. Yeah, not work, and we're not we're definitely
not working. But we say a lot of bad things.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
That's why we can't do a podcast, because at least
we get to stop. It's probably for the best that, uh,
there's not a lot of people here in the building
while we're here. This IS's kid, what's this basic math
having cooking with my grandma? Be they're both easy? That's
not my kid. Yeah, and it goes back to my kid. Uh,

(23:54):
he had a couple of cool jokes the other night,
so I say, hey, man, leave them on the talk
back and I'm on the radio now talking about his
grandmother and how she's easy, which buys. So so my
eight year old comes up with a joke now and
it's a it's a it's an attack at me. So
it's okay, hold on, hold on, okay, it's what, okay,

(24:16):
what does the chicken give you? And he's saying it
to my wife while I'm standing there a loan in
the dishwasher, like the cuck. I am, what does the
chicken give? What the chicken give you? And my wife's
like eggs? Right, It's like what does something else give you?
And she answers it right. He's like, what does a
fat cow give you? What does a fat cow give you? Yeah?
Well she says milk and he points at me and says,

(24:39):
no chores to do on the weekend. So I'm the
fat cow the joke, and I gave him credit. It
was a great joke. Towards you though, Yeah, chicken, gi
j eggs. I'm like, what's what's the cow? Give him?
Like she's like give you just say cow? You had
to put fat colt? Yeah, what's a fat cow? Give you?
And like a little asked cows. Cow's bad enough, but

(25:01):
then they add fat to it.

Speaker 5 (25:03):
A ho he is.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
He points to me and says, chores to do on
the weekend. I get out of here, man, yet more
shores to do? What I do? I went to a
comedy show and I'm sitting in the front row.

Speaker 5 (25:14):
Come on, I've hit a new low in my lifetime,
absolutely new low. So I went to the Phillies event
you guys had and I was having a chat with
Scotty and a listener came up and shook his hand
and mine and said to me, you must be Jojo.

(25:35):
I was living. I've never felt more angry in my life.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
I think I would have a bigger problem with that. Dude.
You're you're catching a lot of I know this guy,
you're catching a lot of shrapnel. Yeah today on the show,
especially with the talkbacks. Yeah yeah, I think.

Speaker 4 (25:50):
You're you're a looker over this guy. Yeah, you should
be insulted someone thought that was you.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
So so JoJo's Mom guy was at the event. Dude,
so that guy love him, right, it's been in front
of the show for years. Uh. He introduces himself to
other listeners, has I'm the guy that banks JoJo's mom.
I think it's fantastic that guy. He was. People were
coming up and I think taking pictures with him. At
the event we did on Thursday at Villa Rafichi, right

(26:17):
for the Phillies, they were taking pictures with him, being like, yeah,
it's the Jojo Bang and Jojo Mom guy. Yeah, we did.
We had a bike bash and I remember in between
the sets we gave him the mic and he did
a couple of JoJo's Mom and bang him and somehow
he gets him in on the IRS radio app. Loves it.
He's a little celebrity. Yeah, I think JoJo's mom. I
think I'd have more of a problem with someone that
introduced himself to me and said, you must be the

(26:39):
guy that banks JoJo's mom, Like now, no, no, yeah, yeah, yeah,
all right, well yeah, like I said, taking a lot
of shrapt note today, Jojo, We'll shut this thing down.
Now you can go to the iHeartRadio app. Search w
z x L, hit the red microphone button. That's how
you send us some message, we get back. Not got
some track? Oh love track anything thirty on energy, not

(27:04):
anything racket rocking or roughing. Pfirash, here's some trash for you.
Kim Kardashian has taken an important step in becoming a lawyer.
Are you ready for this? She took the ethics exam.

Speaker 4 (27:24):
It's a multi state professional responsibility examination. It's required for
bar admission in California.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
So she took it.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
She has passed the baby bar back in twenty twenty one.
Though not a lawyer, she continues working on criminal justice reform.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
So I guess the sex tape doesn't matter in the
ethics course, right. I guess you're probably not allowed to ask.
I could throw this bad around, I'll tell you. For
so many she by far has profited both when it
comes to financial success and her name out there. She's
done the best out of all the sex tape girls.
We have been the other two, the other two sisters,

(28:02):
like they're only famous because of her, Like that Kardashian
name was.

Speaker 4 (28:05):
She was, I mean she was, And even Paris Hilton
the sex tape was big but she was the hilt
like she had the name. I'm trying to think anybody
else who kind of made it from a sex tape,
because so yeah, they tried. Man That sex tape industry
was big for a couple of years. China the Wrestler,
she tried to do a sex tape. A bunch of
reality stars have tried to do a sex tape, I

(28:27):
guess Pam Anderson, but not. She didn't benefit in a
good way. I think it put her name out there,
but she didn't see any money from that.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Paris Hilton. Why was the whole thing in green? Remember
her vision? It was night vision?

Speaker 4 (28:40):
I remember who puts that out. Remember Sony Handicams. You
could do stuff in night vision.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
Got to clean that up.

Speaker 4 (28:46):
But yeah, kim By far, I mean you got the
whole Kardashian name. The brand is based on her doing
a sex tape. Yeah, and the mom shopping the sex
tape around she's filming it. She was what they call
key grip. Like we knew the Kardashian name because the O. J.
Simpson trout. You ask a girl now who's under the
age of forty.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
They're not gonna know who. Robert Kardashian was, I'll tell
you what not to get off track. You knew who.
I can't get enough of this bad Baby.

Speaker 4 (29:14):
Bad Baby pops up all the time, Travis Barker's daughter,
Alabama Alabama Barker boy, and not gonna kill it.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
I'm a big beef going on. I'm on team bahad
Baby did the baby. Yeah, it's not bad it is.
It's not bad Baby. It's bad Baby. But my wife
is way into this now.

Speaker 4 (29:32):
She she actually she enjoys bad Baby.

Speaker 5 (29:36):
Bet.

Speaker 4 (29:36):
If you don't know, bad Baby has a beef with
Alabama Barker. Who's Travis Barker's daughter destroying this girl because
apparently Alabama Barker slept with bad babies.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Baby dad bets with the lyrics as bad head babies.
I should not know this either, should I? Richard Chamberlain
the actor best known for Thornbirds, and I think he
was on Dynasty or Falcon's Crest. Uh doctor Kilroy, right,
I think it was the thing back in the day.
He's dead, so he thought, where's the guy to help

(30:11):
people kill themselves? That was doctor Kogork No, the guy
was on a show. I think it was doctor Doctor King.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
It was.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
It has nothing to do with Richard Chamberlain. Richard Chamberlain
was he Doctor Kildare That that's.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
The name of the show. But thorn Birds was what
the mini series is what he was best known for. Uh,
there you go, trash for it when it comes to
your home. Hey, good morning, z XL. Good morning.

Speaker 4 (30:43):
All right, are you excited for wrestling coming back to
Atlantic City?

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Wait? Yeah, this guy sounds like a wrestling fan. Let
me guess. I bet you have a fake championship belt
at home, don't you. No, no, no, you're wrong. It doesn't.
I'm back from Bob Backlan and BuNos San Martino. That's
how Fargo back. That's it. That's the old w w

(31:08):
w S. Yeah, that was suff They spelled it with
an A back then it was wrestling, right. Bob Becklan
what so Bob.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
Becklan he was the big champ before Hogan did his
run in the eighties. So Backlan he was just this
white bread like country boy.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
And uh, he could wrestle.

Speaker 4 (31:31):
He could wrestle. He was like a legit wrestling he
like that was his thing.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Like what was his move? He put you in like
a chicken hole or something. I forget the name of it.
But and uh he was he could wrestle. He didn't
have no gimmicks. It was no gimmicks. Like he was
the opposite of Hooko. Like he was an actual wrestler,
probably in high school or college.

Speaker 4 (31:51):
And he looked like a door. He looked like he
was just a big He was a built dude. But
he had no charisma like Hogan. So then they have
him drop the belt to the Iron Chic and then
Chik he has the belt for this short run, and
then Hogan finally beats the Sheik at.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Madison Square Garden, and now we have hook Amini. Wow,
look at that. All right, you're going eighty w it's
back in Atlantic City. You stay on hold. We're gonna
get all your info, all right, Thank you. Not ripping
on the guy. But he sounds like a guy that
enjoys wrestling. Sounds like a wrestling I'm gonna say, I
bet you he has a nice little house on a
lot of land somewhere where you could shoot a gun
and not hit any buddy. He has a manifesto, is

(32:28):
what you're saying. I bet you he had. I don't
think he's gonna shoot anyboddy. I bet you that guy
either has a riding tractor that doesn't work in a
shed somewhere or a real track, like he was a
farmer at one point.

Speaker 4 (32:41):
Fan, I never understood just leaving stuff out on the lawn,
like leaving a car. Like growing up, we had a buddy,
his dad a nice piece of property, just left the car.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
To rot in the backyard. Bro, my brother, I love
him right, Like, why it's a car, well, you just
left it there to rot. I love my brother, my mother.
They are the most white trash people I've ever seen.
So we get my mom a grill for Mother's Day.
She loves this grill, a little red little thing, perfectly right.
Things outside rustling away. I give them a ryah long
even a cover. This is and there's guys out there

(33:14):
that are like this, and it drives women crazy. They
want to say they can fix something, but they can't.
They they get eighty percent. I give my brother a
riding law moment. It needs a belt, That's all it
needs is a belt. This thing is taken apart part dryboard. Dude,
it's the whitest trash place I've ever seen. That's where
I've been to so many guys, especially guys that are

(33:35):
good with their hands. Their wives hate it because.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
They think they marry a guy who's good with his
job is a builder or something like that. Their house
is always half done. There's always every builder I know.
You go to their own home, they always have a
new addition of the house that is not finished yet.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Yeah, there's trim. You can see the nail holes in
call and got it.

Speaker 4 (33:56):
The wife goes nuts because she's like, I married a builder,
but the one place he doesn't build is our house,
that's right, And it's always They're always in the middle
of something and it's not their fault.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
It's because they're busy. And when you get home, if
you build houses all day, the last thing you want
to do is build a house. Yeah, let me break
out the chops ball. Like like, I know a guy
who's a sheet rocker. His entire house has no sheet
rock yep, because when he gets home, he doesn't want
to put up sheet rock like you think by landscaping
landscape of my neighborhood. He's an awful landscape anyway, you
never shut up and whatever. His yard is like one

(34:28):
of the worst looking yards in the whole neighborhood because
when you landscape all day. The last thing you want
to do is go home and be a landscape. Dropy
and me goes off and home depot go home. Look
we get bag knock out some headlines. One hundred point
seven is the xls af Terjersey's rock station's exl morning
shows streaming on the iheartradi app. Don't only stream us
on the app, don't only not not leave us a talkback,

(34:51):
but please make us your number one pre set on
the app.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
They do see that iHeartRadio app search w z XL.
Make us your number one pre set. It's a short
window a time, dude, short window a time, only a
couple of years, and then you lose your designated driver. Yeah,
because they're all doing their own thing. So your kid
gets a license. Okay, cool.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
Now you go out to a family dinner. Dad can
knock back a few drinks and throw the keys to
the kid. Okay, that works out until they turn twenty one.
I take the family out right now. I got two
kids that are of age. Now I take the family out.
My son's knocking back drinks, my oldest daughter's knocking back drinks.
I bet that's cheap. I'm like to do it, so

(35:38):
dad's gotta be in the DD. Yeah. No, you gotta
know what you gotta you gotta be seniority at that
point say no, no, no, no, no drink. I'm drinking first.
You stay sober. I need to pick up.

Speaker 4 (35:48):
Even the even my underage daughter, she's getting drinks snuck
to her. I'm like, okay, so I'm stuck driving.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
That's what it is. Huh how about that?

Speaker 5 (35:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (35:58):
And I don't think these kids have an idea, idea,
well I know for a fact they any idea how
expensive booze is. Like my son ordered like a maker,
Maker's mark or something. I'm gonna go, We're a Texas roadhouse.
You're drinking what you're ordering a Maker's mark? Like what
are you doing? Yeah, my kids aren't there yet.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
I'm gonna I'll appreciate that time when I can't call
them up and say, I don't know, I'm gonna party. Kids,
come pick me up. Yeah, it is. It is nice.

Speaker 4 (36:26):
It is nice to have that option for those couple
of years that they they can be a d D.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
See like I did that with my wife. Even my
wife she'll all for said, listen, if you want to
drink tonight, you can drink and I'll drive, like, nah,
could I'd rather have her a little banged up when
we get home than mes.

Speaker 4 (36:40):
I just don't like other people driving. Yeah, that's where
not drinking. Man, that was like, that's it. There is
this magic to being you know, the last couple of months,
I haven't drank cause it's like, you know, no, no
one should drink and drive at all. But like even
I know, I've gotten behind a wheel the next morning
and I've gotten like halfway somewhere and been like I

(37:04):
still feel it from last night.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Yeah, you get up, you look at your car. The
rear of the mirrors are banged off the side, like
what happened? How they get home?

Speaker 4 (37:11):
So it is, uh, it is fun like I could,
I know, not drinking, I could run into a tree
right now and everything's cool, you know. And I'll be
honest like, Okay, I've gotten caught up where I've done shots,
like I feel awful the next day. I am to
the point now where I enjoy a drink or two
and that's it, and I oft listen, you guys all

(37:31):
have a great time. I had no problem with having
one drink and just and I'll pound water the way.
I mean, we're getting to that middle age where, yeah, man,
I'll base my feel I'll base my drinking on my
sleeping habits. Like I know that if I go out
and pound a couple of drinks, I know the next
day's of waste, and I'll base my I'll base my

(37:52):
drinking now off that, for sure.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Man. I was in uh. I was in Nashville a
couple of weeks ago with some buddies and we're like
a little blues bott or whatever, and they had that
weed infuse. It wasn't even beer. It was weed infused,
like it was like grape soda or something. I had
one of those. I felt perfectly fine. Now, of course
I'm not gonna drive, I'm walking everywhere, but I was like,
that was an awesome feeling. I've gotten to the point

(38:15):
where I'm s faced even at my party. I got
my party coming up to Saturday. Even I'm gonna chill
at my birthday party. I don't want to get I
dropped a speaker on my chest, like cleaning up after
a party. I don't want to get like that anymore.
I can honestly put that aside. I don't need it
and I certainly don't need shots. It's fun, but it's
just the the it's the feeling the next couple of days.

Speaker 4 (38:36):
It's not even day a day anymore. It usually a hangover.
Used to last me an hour and the next day.
Now it could go on for days.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
And my wife too. Man, she's not sympathetic, Like, I'll
get back from the boys. Are you gonna sit in
bed all day? I'm like, God, damn, woman, it's ten thirty.
I drove back here from the city. I just want
to rest for a little bit. Well, you've got things
to do, you know. The kids want to go outside
and play. I'm like, all of a sudden, you want to.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
Go out the side, And I feel they're never gonna
feel bad for you for being hume.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
Yeah. But on the opposite, if my wife's banged up, like, yeah,
how you doing? You want something to eat? You want eggs,
you want breakfast? What do you want, dude? The hair
of the dog. I'm giving her a mimosa to make
her feel better in bed. It's like Popeye, we'll get back,
we'll do a thing. Cag you think you have a bed,
You think you got in bed. I don't think we

(39:23):
have it bad. Uh.

Speaker 4 (39:26):
You can find this under disgusting. Minor League baseball franchises
have long been at the forefront of food innovations, but
this one might might be a little tough.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
Uh? Is it bugs? Remember they're telling us that we're
gonna start eating bugs. The Hartford Yard Goats is a team.
It's a double A franchise out of Connecticut. They debuted
Float Your Goat on the menu. It's a quarter pound
beef hot dog top with peppers, onions, and bacon with
brown mustard and then submerged in a glass of goat milk.

Speaker 4 (39:59):
I thought it was a actual goat burger. No, it's
a it's a it's it's a quarter pound. No, it's
a hot dog goat milk. A quarter pound beef hot
dog top with peppers, onions, bacon, brown mustard, and then
submerged in goat milk.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
I don't get that part of it at all. Now,
sometimes you're too fancy. I don't need a chef or whatever.
Who's too fancy? That just sounds dupe because the bread's
now gonna get soggy. Right, Yeah, I guess maybe that's
the day to goat milk. Why would you want a
hot dog submerged in any type of milk is to
any type of liquid and hot dogs don't mix. You
know what if I saw online driving in, I was

(40:34):
watching it when I was driving in. No one's on
the road anyway. Is it's genius because I have I
have hot dog rolls at my house, but no hot dogs,
but I have hamburger meat. They it's just genie. I
don't know why I've never thought about this. So they
take the hamburger and they make patties, but instead of
making them circles, they make them the length of the
hot dog burger perfect, So now you got a burger dog.

(40:56):
I was like, why have I never thought about that? Seven?
If I don't have a hot dog, I can't you
those rolls.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
Seven eleven used to do that. They used to have
a burger dog genius. And it used to be on
those rollers with the hot dogs. Was it was burger meat.
I mean, I'm sure that you would die eating it.
But yeah, okay, I have done the move, especially a.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
You know, getting divorced, being a single dad years ago,
where I've made only had hot dog buns. Had to
put the hamburger in the hot dog bun and serve
it to the kids. Yeah. Also, I got him in
like half moons and vice versa. I've cut a hot
dog in the two and then bade him eat it
in the Hamburger bun. A Portland, Oregon man is wondering

(41:37):
who the heck is putting p in his recycling bin.
It all started last September when the man noticed that
his recycling can wasn't being collected. When he opened up
the can and it being refused, I guess by the
trash men, he noticed a six gallon sized bottle. It
was filled with urine.

Speaker 4 (41:54):
Since he is a biohazard, the trash men refused to
take it. The combat the issue, the man decided just
to put out, uh, just not to put out the
recycling bin. So then the pier did it again and
left it like the guy left his trash can up
by his house. He didn't put it out.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
The guy peede in the canister again and then went
up to the house and put the thing back in
the recycling can. I even have a rule. When I'm
walking my dog and I'm gonna clean up the waist,
I don't even put that. I think it's in considered
to put in someone else's trash can except for mine,
because now I'm putting doll crap in someone else's can.

Speaker 4 (42:28):
The man has surveillance video, but it's grainy to find
out why the guy keeps peeing into the six gallon
buckets and leaving it in his recycling bin. H And
why the man is using this guy's recycling bin even
when it's not on the street.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
I wonder if that's a construction site thing. These guys
they mess in five gallon buckets, dude, like, just like, yeah,
they have a you know, they don't have a porta potty. Man,
these guys are disgusting. Yeah, you got to get rid
of it somehow.

Speaker 4 (42:55):
Ah, we were at a tailgate and the the wives
concocted this tailgate bathroom, right shower curtain, but the toilet
was a pd like a spackling bucket, right, but they
put like foam around the things so you could even
sit on it. Like they really did this thing up, right,

(43:17):
except they put and I guess to keep it cleaner,
they put a trash bag inside of it as a liner.
Oh so then dude, somebody had to go in there
every couple of hours and pull out the bag that
was just filled with mess.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Yeah, who's that guy? Oh it was a girl's my
wife's friend, Patty, and I'm watching her do it. It's
spilling on her hands. Now she's got to dump it
out into a rain drain in the parking lot. It
was awful.

Speaker 4 (43:45):
It was when you know what, I'm better off just
standing in line for the porta pots.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
You could have the dumbest friend, I mean, an absolute dummy,
and they will come up with these concoctions. Man, So
I don't know urinated a. It was a genius until
you had to do the cleanup. Buddy had one. It
was like you're urine eating into like a cup and
it has a hose and a hose goes into a bucket.
I'm like persis man perfect. Yeah it worked. Look those people,
they haven't pat you, and not so much that rocket.

(44:10):
We believe everyone deserves their shot at the American Dream
one Hunch point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station ZXL
Morning Show. I know it's a little weird, a little creepy,
but you can all join us tonight and creep out
with us if you want to join us at Hooters
for the bikini pageant.

Speaker 4 (44:30):
So it's actually at fire Waters and Tropicana. It's a
Hooters bikini patch. We shouldn't be there, man, hoot. Well,
they get us out of retirement every year. It's it's
a big, big bikini pageant. Uh it's I believe, the
Northeast Regional finals for the national Hooters.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
So they bring the heavy hitters in which us. You know,
you got it.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
They got us out of retirement last year. Destroyed it
last year. By the way, thank you.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
I appreciate that, thank you. Uh so.

Speaker 4 (44:55):
Yeah, so we're gonna be hosting tonight over at Firewaters.
It's a Hooters bikini but they're using.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Firewaters more room. It's a great setup.

Speaker 4 (45:04):
And if you like girls in bikinis, then it's it's
for you. It's it's a good time. And Jojo and
I are old enough to be their fathers at this point,
so it is a little creepy.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
You're right. Last time we were talking to one and
we said, sit down, like, what are your plans for
the future. She's like, well, I'm gonna start with community
college and then maybe go to beauty school. So those
are good plans. I want you to stay on a
straight and narrow Yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:29):
Last year I ended up befriending a couple that were
the parents of one of the girls who got like
top four.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
Proud Yeah, proud parents they were. They were super proud parents.
She was literally working her way through college. Love that.

Speaker 4 (45:43):
Yeah, and so yes, Hooter's Bikini Paget stop all bye,
I think we kick things off like actually, it's so
funny they're doing. I think a meet and greet at
a damn good sports bar. Then I think they're signing
calendars at Hooters. Ok, and then they're coming the firewaters
for the actual bikini padge.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (46:01):
So you can see the girls in bikinis in a
lot of spots at the Tropic Canra tonight.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
Just hanging, you know, hanging around, walking around. Yeah, we
officially kick off at nine tonight, so which means I'll
probably get there early and gamble and grab some foods.
We're actually gonna leave right from the show. Hang a
tropic candle, old day. Heybody, thanks for you calls. They
always welcomed on the show. Glad we know part of
it staying there. Kick off that rock block. It's one
hunch point seven z XL, South Jersey's rock station ZXL
Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
You're smiling when you're smiling, smiling, smiles and you spot
and when you're eleven, oh love, the sun comes shining through.
When you're crying, you bring long there in right, stop

(46:46):
you'll shut stop this side well to be happy where
you smiling?

Speaker 1 (46:52):
Keep on smiling.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
I'm smiling, dropping it out, man.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
I know you guys are my love. Looking at you
guys on my way of working r She's a guy, Yeah,
warming up chip and I'm like.

Speaker 5 (47:05):
I'm a down shoo here we're rocking.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
Hey, thank you?

Speaker 5 (47:08):
You shot you the beast?

Speaker 1 (47:09):
How do yeah? Keep me laughing?

Speaker 5 (47:11):
Man?

Speaker 1 (47:11):
You guys are great.

Speaker 5 (47:12):
Good morning guys are hilario. Let's shot it?

Speaker 1 (47:15):
Oh God? Is it my radio? Or are you only
broadcasting in MANA show? This is the reading DJT like
if you're on it, I would listen to this. Man
getting up in the mornings doesn't suck anymore. He show
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