TUESDAY 4-29-25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
In a world of dull, mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling,
and educated windows and stand above all the rest.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
And this show.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Isn't it?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Hey man, good morning? What's going on?

Speaker 3 (00:47):
The same way, I want to shout out to a
truck I saw driving in Okay.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
When I see a business up early, I'm like, Hey,
that guy.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Guy's out working guys, Not the guy's working on the
power lines. I'm talking about like a like a local
mom and pop show.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
And my way, it's usually bread trunck guys, Okay, bread
trug Edemen's tasty cake those guys running around.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
I also appreciate a good name for a company. Sure,
I'm driving in I see a truck and on the side.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Of the truck it says Lethal Pet Solutions is the
name of the thing now, Lethal Pet Solutions. So I'm
going to assume, like if I have a raccoon in
my attic, this is the guy that comes and gets
like a like a pet. That's not a pet, I know,
but I think it's a spin all words like this
guy's gonna come in there, I mean unleas unless it's

(01:33):
one of those where they and they cut and they
kill your dogs. Yeah, I think that's what it is.
I think that's like it's it's like Caborgian.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
It's a doc.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
I mean they come near your house because are the
guy across the hall did it with his dog? But
would you would you use the word lethal But I
wouldn't put it. But I wouldn't put pet, right. I like,
if I'm killing rodents right, like I gotta squirrel in
my attic, I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
Not gonna say pet.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
I wouldn't because you want to Google something like your
name has to be relevant on Google. If I put
a lethal pet, it's not gonna come up as an exterminator.
Or if I want to kill my dog at my
house in the comfort as you know, his own home
with my family, man, do I put lethal pet? It
would be like I don't know, you said, maybe the
guy actually lighting the guy is breeding animals to kill,

(02:18):
they're lethal pets. Well, anyway, he was out like four
o'clock in the morning doing something.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
I think about that.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
I see these work trucks, man, and I'm like there.
And there's days I'm driving it's like three thirty in
the morning, I'm driving in and I see these work
trucks and I'm like, is that guy going to work?
Or is he coming home from a long night a party? Right?
Or maybe this guy wasn't working, Maybe he was out
it in his buddy sounds playing poker. There's a part
of me the things because I know how construction workers

(02:45):
can be, and I'm like, maybe that guy just had.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
A long night.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Okay. It is for lethal pet, lethal pest control pest. Yeah,
it's lethal pest. Not right, I wrote it. I wrote
it wrong on my notes. You what was the disease?
What was it the disease that theo had in the
Cosby show Dyslexic? You were dyslexic in that moment? Well,
it was early in amity call. So yeah, okay, So

(03:10):
that lethal pests. So it does do what I thought
it was, kills a pet kills annam God. I like that. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
So if I have like a you know, something like
you had a bird the other day in your house,
lethal pests. The company's gonna kill that bird.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Man. He takes a gun, just shoots it and shout
out to that guy sleep at his buddy's house from
the Poker Names Poker game on a Monday night.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
You really do.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
That's a company that just throws the what I do
in the title, like he just he's laid it all
out there.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
It's a lethal pest removal.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Well, don't call him if you think you're gonna grab
that raptoon out of your attic and it's gonna be
trapped it.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
He's killing it.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
He's gonna kill it. I'm gonna come in. I'm gonna
kill the thing and it's gonna be it. It's like
it would be like a plumbing business. We're gonna unclog
your toilet company.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
That's just you just throw it all on the name.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
That thing is gonna be dead, man, no bob, and
he at your nonsense. It's in man, it's on the van,
you love. It's in the name man right there. See
that's on the van. It's shrink wrapped on the van
had a skull and crossbones. I had a picture of
a animal be ripped in half.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
I did see a good one.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
And I think it's a like a it's a it's
a it's a bigger company. But they're workman's it's a
it's for a plumbing business. And when they shut the
driver's side and passenger side door, it's a toilet. Here
you go, it looks like the driver sitting on a toilet.
You know, he hates that, you know his butdi's take
a picture all the time. And when he pulls up. Hey, everybody, Tuesday,

(04:37):
it's getting that we're gonna find a CXL.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Workforce and toy of the day. And for that you
could win, I think still.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
From Friday, Yeah, for the third day. Now we are
giving you an overnight's day at ocean with tickets to
go see Lou Graham of Foreigner. So Friday, the woman won,
the tickets couldn't go. So getting back yesterday the person
hung up on us. Today, hopefully we get a whim.
It's Launch Point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station ZXL

(05:06):
Morning Show. Good morning, everybody do it lot, I can
alrighte it and we'll do it lot. And thing sucks.
I'm Scotty. Good morning. Here's some Newsfoul used the US
Navy yesterday, said an aircraft carrier responsible for launching strikes

(05:29):
in the Red Sea. It dropped in f eighteen overboard
the plane. Oh Jesus, so this is a bad luck.
The USS Harry S. Truman lost the fighter jet when
the tow tractor, whoever was operating it, couldn't figure out
how to drive it, so it drove not only the

(05:53):
tow tractor but the plane, which is worth eighty million
dollars overboard.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
It's that thing where it's going off the side. You're
trying to pull on it, but just let it go.
You're not gonna hold on. They said it was one
hundred percent human error. Well, I know the elephant.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
In the room. Was it a woman?

Speaker 4 (06:11):
They don't say.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Was it?

Speaker 4 (06:12):
Was it a DEI higher they don't say.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Of course, So the guy drive in the tow track
that was able to jump off before it went into
the water, and it was Matt Smith, you know exactly
who who dropped that thing over, But I have a
feeling it was Susie.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
It's eighty million buff, Yeah, it's yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Like how I mean, how close we are to the edge.
I mean I would think there would be plenty of
room from mistakes. Yeah, don't you feel like you're playing
with fire? Right if you're too close? Yeah? I feel
like at one point, doesn't somebody go, hey, man, you're
too close to the edge top gun one end two.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
Not one thing fell over that aircraft carrier, not one,
not even close.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
A Catholic diocey wants to stop New Jersey from trying
to have a grand jury to investigate allegations of clergy
sexual abuse, with arguments before state's High Court set for
today after a Sylvania grand jury report found over a
thousand children had been abused since the nineteen forties with
the Catholic Church a New Jersey. New Jersey formed a
task force in twenty eighteen to investigate allegations, but the

(07:11):
Dice of Camden now is pushed back and is arguing
that state law doesn't permit having a grand jury investigate
possible abuse by private church officials.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
Listen, I know it's not right. I agree, but it
sounds like a low number. If you're going all the
way back to the forties. Dude, I'll tell you what,
thousands of kids were well in the state of Pennsylvania.
Oh never mind, that's so.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
What they're saying is that because they're a church, they
shouldn't have to be investigated by state officials. Agree with
that forward at all. Yeah, Martinelli's is recalling more than
one hundred and seventy thousand apple juice bottles because their
content may be contaminated with patulunin, a toxic substance produced

(07:56):
by fung Guy. The recall covers round glass ten ounce
bottles with white metal screw top lids that were distributed
in twenty eight states, including New Chures. I don't now.
I found gum in our watercore, so anything's possible. Dude.
That's a little creepy because I thought you meant it
was like somebody put their gum on top of the
water jug, but it was actually you're saying it's inside

(08:18):
the container.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
Like when you wrap up your gum because you want
to throw it in the trash can and don't want
it to stick to the side you put it in
the wrapping. It means that was inside the water cour
that was done at the factory because they put a
membrane on the top of that and seal it and
it only breaks when you put the water jug on
top of the water cool yep.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
So somebody either playing a joke or I don't know,
so I lost their gum in the warehouse.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
It's a little creepy.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
You can't see everyone could see that, can't you If
somebody here drank the whole thing. I'm trying, dude, I'm
trying to really think.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
If I drank water out of that jug in the
last three I just filled it up, I'm still drinking it.
And the water that's snooze. What about sports? Phil's tastes
like strawberry were all yesterday? Phil's Nationals tonight six forty
five star listening to the game right here at ZXL
we are your official Philadelphia Phillies ratio station. Remember those
uh that they were getting into so much trouble of

(09:07):
Vernon Shirley, they would they put.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
The glove on the beer bottle.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Yeah, yeah, same thing, harmless, same chamil Shemadel. There you go.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
That's news, that's sport.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Yeah. Sun and clouds today, HIG up to seventy clouds
tonight open at sixty two tomorrow four year two tomorrow
for your Wednesday Sun and clouds and I high to
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Speaker 3 (09:26):
One hundred point seven ZXL South Jersey's Rock station ZXL
Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
One hundred one seven ZXL South Jerseys Rock Station ZXL
Morning Show. I don't know why, man, but this time
it just felt different. I felt, I felt, I felt used.
Oh no, I felt dirty. Oh no, it was very invasive.
Oh no, no.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
My wife, my wife, and she tells me about these,
you know, when she goes to her her lady doctor appointments. Yes,
you know how uncomfortable it is for her?

Speaker 4 (09:57):
Is a obg yan?

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Oh yeah, yeah, And I'll make jokes about having back
door love with her. And I told her yesterday, I said,
although I joke, and I never want to, nor have
I ever done backdoor love with a woman. Yeah, only
men only, I said, I'll never even joke about it again,
because I know what it felt like. And I experienced
that yesterday with my doctor and my annual checkout.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
I took advantage of you. It was uh And.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
I forgot because I thought I was going in there
so we can yell at me because I'm still pre
diabetic and I'm overweiting everything.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
Else that tests for diabetes.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Now you know what. I got a question too, What
are you poking around back there with your finger? For me,
it's your prostagus, so what so if it's inflamed, if
it's not their core cancer, is that what it is
you can feel okay, so maybe I am cancer free,
hopefully hopefully.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
So yesterday I go and again, man, I haven't been
there in a year and a half. I was supposed
to get all this stuff done.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
I didn't.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
I'm over. I gained ten fifteen pounds. I get it,
so I figured, you know, but he's he busts my
balls a lot, and that's why I go to him.
He's a good guy and he was real anti vaccine.
So I appreciate that. Okay, so I forget Yes, just
letting you gain weight. Yeah, but I'm not vaccinated, so
that's cool. Yeah, yeah, but no, he still yells at
me and everything else. He wants to give me a
he wants to give me a shot. I'm not doing
the shot.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
You went in nervous because you didn't do anything, he
said a year ago. Right, but you didn't think about
you needed a prostate example, right, And here it is.
This is my and I guess this is gonna be
an every year thing. I'm getting close to that down too,
because I think it's five and nine. Oh yeah, I
turned forty five. Have you gotten a cold? And I
hate talking? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (11:28):
Okay, yeah, I got one of those last year. Man,
that's even that's a weird thing. But at least you're
asleep for it.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Yeah. So I'm there and he's like, all right, here's
where we go.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
It's it's uncomfortable and he's joking, and I was like,
all right, so drop your pants.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
I'm like, ah, it was it? Say it's lower.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
It was that thing in school And who knew if
that was on the uppled up? Why am I in
sixth grade? The gym teacher's putting his finger on my
balls and I'm turning my head and cough. But it
was the joke growing up. Yes, he had hurninga right,
something like that. Yeah, I think so right, that's what
it was for. So this guy, he's all right, do
it and you know, and he does it and you
know whatever. So I go through that, He's like, not

(12:02):
not yet, lay on the table on your side. Oh yeah,
and I forgot. Man. It is such a it is embarrassing.
It's it's embarrassing, it's odd. It looks awful back there.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
God blessed the doctors and stuff that I could have
never done if I had a female doctor. I thought
about that, no.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
About to do that, man, And then she, Oh, yeah,
it's bad. It's nasty back there, and when you think
it's in, it's not, and then it boom all the
way in. I'm like, she once again, it slower, slower,
say it's softer and slower. I told my wife, was like,
I understand the uncomfortability that you have when you go
to your guy to college. Just get it, man, yeah,

(12:39):
because to me, it's like I don't know, a lot
of times women will say they kind of detach from it,
like they you know, they just they they they just
do it.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
And they just kind of detach themselves in that moment.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
But it is dude, but you gotta do it to
you know, to to to stay healthy and like for
I mean, there's a guy, I kind of a guy,
kind of colle just make any money at all. If
you're a woman, would you ever go to a guy
to that? Yes, l a woman, A lot of women
prefer a guy. Really. Oh god, man, that's awful.

Speaker 4 (13:12):
Yeah, it's awful.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
And that's a guy too. You think you're going in,
you think it's gonna be cool, but it's not cool.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Man.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Yeah, Well that dude goes up and puts in those stirrs.
So I was awake during by vasectomy and it was
all women. Yeah, dude, they had the door wide open.
I'm up there in stirrups, like you know, everything's out,
and there's just people walking down the hallway. It's two
or three women in there. And then the doctor who
was a guy. He dude, he's in there for two seconds.
He comes in, he's a zip zapp and then he's done. Yeah,

(13:39):
I had They wheeled me and they put me under by.
They wheeled me in. It was a guy.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
And again I will say, two pretty attractive girls, and
I just I made a joke about it. I said,
y'all in for a tree even even like colon oscope,
and that's awful.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Man.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
The whole thing is I wanted to block it out
and forget about it. But yesterday it just felt. Yeah,
I felt bad and then you're trying to get up
and it hurt. I'm like, this this is what prison's like.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
This is what this is what they like A diddy
freak party is exactly I felt. So there. Yeah, you know,
like even like you have to do it, man, I
probably won't, uh, even with like the vasectomy. Luckily, it
was like two very nice women, but they were ugly
and that helps a lot. It does help. Yeah, it does,

(14:24):
because dude, I remember I had like they look something.
Some people will say too much information here, but I
have Varico's veins uh in my uh in my coin purse.

Speaker 4 (14:36):
Let me say right, put them right up on the table.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
I don't believe you. So I went and uh, I
had to get a what do they call that when
like they put the thing on the woman's belly ultrasound.
I had to get an ultrasound of my of my
coin purse and uh and it was a hot chick
even that would I would have to fight down the
around dude. Yeah, like jude, dude, I'm thinking of every

(15:00):
horrific thing I could possibly think about.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
So it's it does not turn it into anything sexual.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
You know what I think about?

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Because when if I get a massage, sometimes it's like
that too, if it's a woman or whatever. Yeah, I
think about when Joe Thaisman got his leg broke by
Lawrence Taylor. That was pretty because it's horrific and it's
one of those things where it's cringe worthy.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:20):
Yeah, think about like like you think about.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
People dying like an awful yeah, or just like an
ugly relative, like an ugly ant.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
It's just anything so you don't get aroused.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Yeah, I can't wait for your Now it's weird because
you got a roused yesterday with your mail. Doctor. That's right,
hey doctor. Can we do with that prostatic gam again
again next week? Glove and it's the gel. It's everything
you see man, And they make jokes about well, I'd
say it's the fletch moon river. Well I guess I'm okay, yes, yeah,
it is what it is. Look, I got an overnight

(15:54):
stay at Ocean and take it to go see Lou
Graham a fargner Do you want them? Six zero nine
six seven one hundred and seven six zero nine six
seven seven one hundred seven. We'll also throw in a
prostate exam six zero nine six seven seven one hundred
and seven.

Speaker 4 (16:08):
It can happen in the room at Ocean.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
An overnight stay at Ocean and ticket to go see
Lou Graham. Lou Graham will be the one doing the
prostate exam. Uh, six zero nine six seven seven one
hundred and seven. We get back, we'll do some rock
news Jojo and Scottie ros here's some rock news for you.
The who I don't know. Have you been following you?
The Who drama? I didn't know. I didn't know there

(16:31):
was drama. So a couple of weeks ago, I guess
The Who did a one off charity show and their
drummer for the last thirty years has been Ringo Star's son,
Zach stark YEP okay.

Speaker 4 (16:45):
So Zach, I.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
Guess, is going through some health issues, had some issues
with blood flow and his legs, something with the blood
clots or something like that. And uh, I guess he
wasn't on his game for this charity show with The Who.
So Roger Dawtry throws a temper tantrum and fires him
on stage afterwards, but did it like publicly pressed, like

(17:06):
put out a press release and everything. So Zach Starky
was kind of taking him back. After twenty nine years,
he gets fired, so he gave Zach Starky took the
high road and said, hey, it's been a great run.

Speaker 4 (17:16):
I really enjoy it.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
You know, this is why I think I was fired
because I'm having issues with my legs and it made
The Who look real bad. So then two days later
they hired him back. So now Roger Daughtry has come
out and said he could care less what people think
of him. And he said that he he hates social media.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
We did they know his legs were all busted up,
he was having problems before they fired him.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
Dude, I think it's just a rock star having a
break like he just he just threw a temper tantrum.
They he got in someone's ear. They fired him. They
never talked to him. And so he said, I am
not guilty of being what people say I am. I
speak for myself and he said, f social media. That's
coming from Roger Daltry about the drama going on with

(18:06):
the who I bet your Ringo Star's son is way
better drummer than Ringo Star is just like a like,
I don't know, he never did anything good. I've been
I mean, the just just regular beats. Do you know
what's the what's the crazy part is do you know
a lot of those big Beatles albums, Ringo would leave
And Paul McCartney is like a genius when it comes

(18:26):
to like he's like prince like he can play any instrument. Yeah,
Paul would go and read drum all the part really
say I'm my shot. I was never impressed with Ringo
so Zach Starkey, I've been I've been seeing the Who
for thirty years.

Speaker 4 (18:39):
I've seen his entire run. I think it was the.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
Quadraphenia Reunion tory he came on. He is awesome. Yeah,
and it's I mean, those are big shoes to fill.
You're filling in Keith Moon's shoes. He is a fantastic drummer.
Sammy Hagar and Kirk Hammett from Metallica are discussing the
idea of a collaboration and even have a title for
their idea that's taking shape. It's no surprise, h Apparently

(19:04):
it's about aliens. Sammy Hagar says he was abducted by
aliens when he was a kid, and Kirk Hammett loves
alien movies. So were they putting a band together? Are
they doing sucking with aliens? I don't know. Uh. This
is that Tom belonged to the same thing. Remember that
Angels in Airwaves? He was in Aliens. What's up with
rock guys and aliens? Dude? He was so in the Aliens.

(19:24):
Tom belonged from Blank one eighty two. Congress let him
talk in front of Congress. They're like, it's the guy
from Blink. One eighty two. You want to talk to
us about aliens? So, yeah, so they're gonna, they're gonna.

Speaker 4 (19:36):
I don't know they're gonna.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Is it a movie?

Speaker 4 (19:39):
No, I guess it's a song.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
I don't know, dude, talk of aliens? This is I mean,
what's Sammy Samon's doewing?

Speaker 4 (19:45):
What's he's got? The tequila? Right, that's the thing.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Just relax man that you hang at your place in
Cabo and dude, yeah, what ude?

Speaker 4 (19:51):
What are you doing?

Speaker 5 (19:52):
So?

Speaker 1 (19:52):
Is it that the Cabo lavo? And is that just
Kirk Hammett wanting to do something it's not Metallica. He's
just so fed up with the guys in Metallica. But
so it pays the bills you gotta. Yeah, you can't
do that if you're not Metallica. Rick Allen from def
Leppard provided a health update on his bandmate Vivian Campbell.
Campbell was diagnosed with Hopkins lymphoma back at twenty thirteen.
I had to step away from def Leppard the last

(20:14):
couple of months because of our recent bone marrow transplant.

Speaker 4 (20:18):
This is coming from Rick Allen.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
He said he's doing really good and the latest news
is he's feeling great. I'm just hoping that Vivian can
get back out as soon as possible. So that's Vivian Campbell.
Hopefully we'll get back with def Leppard soon.

Speaker 4 (20:31):
I think def.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Leppard's touring this summer, but I don't think Vivian Campbell's
gonna be on that tour. Those guys don't stop, man,
they don't, dude. Yeah, they're a machine. I'm I'm not
a deaf Leppard fan at all, but I will say
the guys put on if you like them, they put
on an excellent show and they don't stop. I When
they're not touring, like doing the big summer tours, they

(20:53):
tour like casinos during the winter, Yeah, doing something always, dude.

Speaker 4 (20:57):
I mean I do they gambling debts? Like what point
do you go?

Speaker 1 (21:03):
Man?

Speaker 4 (21:03):
I just want to hang it.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Up and retire, even like when the drummer loses an
arm and then you can get back out there. Yeah,
like you wake up.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
And the doctor's like, listen, we had to take your arm,
and you're a drummer. You think it's over.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Even the band's gotta be like, there's no way we
can bring it back back out there. Man. They're like
all right, do it with one. There you go some
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(21:34):
it in. You can win one thousand dollars all day
to day. So our buddy across the hall, right, he
does a morning show over there at the Pop station,
and he brought up something the other day, Uh, maybe
men yesterday. And then I was watching Pat mcavee after
we wrapped up our show, right, and he brought it up,
and I guess it's now this it's a new internet trend.

(21:58):
Could a hundred guys take on one gorilla? Who would
win one gorilla? Or a hundred guys? This is a
pay per view that I would pay big money. But
once again, there's so many questions. Okay, because my first
you first think a hundred guys probably, but a gorilla

(22:19):
like a silver backed gorilla? Stop is is it's it's insanity?
So is it? Is it a hundred guys like in
Brave Heart that are just running towards the gorilla or
is it one after another? Do they go two, three,
four at a time? I need to know details that
we're going to make this happen one at a time.
No way, no way. It would have to be a

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hundred guys all pounding on the gorilla at the same time.
But like a civil war battle where they're all just
running towards each other.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
But to me, gorillas are like that that off kid
in high school you didn't want to get a strength with, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
Because he had that strength where he didn't feel pain.
He would just keep fighting. Not an ounce of fat
in their body. It's all muscle. Dude. You got the
pause and the claws and the teeth and it's a
killing machine. I got.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
I gotta go gorilla. And how big are these guys?
I mean we're talking regular size guys? Are they talking
big guys? Like we talking about guys like the You
have fighters?

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Yeah? Right? Like yeah? Yeah? What are what are the rules? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (23:17):
Or do we have weapons?

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Okay, now we gotta throw weapons in. If the bear
has teeth and claws, do these guys come you know,
with with maybe at least knives? Like I watched over
the weekends the first time I ever watched gangs in
New York, and they, you know, as much as they
they would beat each other and kill each other. They
had rules when they fought. You were allowed to have

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axes and knives, no guns, you know that kind of
thing like you had. There were there were even though
you were brutally killing each other in the street, there
were rules to it.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
You couldn't have a blade. You couldn't have a weapon
with a blade. If you wanted to give them a
stick to make it a little fair. But if you're going
just hand to hand combat.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
Hand the hand lose, you gonna lose against it.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
To be honest, man, if your guy with a bunch
of money, I would do this, I would, seriously. I
would salute its to do it. This thing. I would
put it on an island, I would videotable and people
would pay to watch it.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
There is a hundred dudes who are dumb enough.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
To do this, and I would do it.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
I swear to I don't like paying for pay per views,
like one hundred dollars on food. I'd pay five hundred
dollars and have everybody chip in to have a night
at my house while I'm watching a hundred guys. Now again,
you're gonna get the stupid people a peta and it's
a cool to animals.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
And everything else. I don't know, man, I don't know.
I think its the gorilla. Look cool.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
Take that gorilla out of its enclosures. Say listen, man,
you fight a hundred guys and you're free, and we
just let you back into the jungle and you're done
your fighting for your freedom.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
I don't think he understands that, but I get what
you're saying. Bro. I would watch this in a heartbeat
just to see it good. It's the new internet trend.
I guess is who would win a gorilla or one
hundred guys?

Speaker 3 (24:50):
Now, the problem is that these guys obviously would have
to sign a waiver because chances are the first two
or three are going to die.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
I say all one hundred die that you. I don't
think the gorilla because here's the thing. Is there a
time limit? Okay, we need to put rules and regulations
into this. But also you're dealing with a wild animal.
So what you're saying is losing is you're dead. You're dead.
If you win.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
It's who comes out of that enclosure after one hundred
guys of one gorilla who comes out alive, that comes
out alive or.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
You or you have to be the one that takes
down the gorilla. And so okay, then you also have
to have a lottery system because you don't want to
be the first guy. You want It's almost like the
Royal Rumble for wrestling. You want to be the last guy,
right because you want to get the the.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
Gorilla tired out. Yeah, yeah, and then you want to
come in.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Yeah. It's like when like you know, Rick Flair, like
in ninety one he went the entire run of the Rumble.
You don't want to have to do that. The only
way to make affair would be one hundred guys are
unleashed on this grilla and here, okay, here's now there
has to be a payday for each guy because now
you have to work as a team. So it's like, listen, us.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
One hundred guys, we have to kill this gorilla in
order to get the payday and make the payday.

Speaker 4 (26:00):
Okay, So now you got.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Like reality show rules where they're gonna make different teams
where like, I hear what you're saying, but what's gonna
happen is you're gonna be like, yo, those guys are weak.
Let us team up because we're tougher, and let the
let the gorilla take on them, get tired, and then
we'll come in. Now you're teams, So when you're talking
about teams, but you're also talking about underhanded teams where

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you know you're getting your own little your own little
tribes going. And I mean if you're I mean, if
you're I guess you could choke the gorilla out. I mean,
I don't gorilla, you wou think you can get on
that gorilla's back and choke them out. I mean you're
gonna have to. I don't know, Man, you have to work.
You have to. You'd have to have enough guys to
hold the thing down. I don't know the next what
you're saying. We got to figure out the rules. Do
you go one hundred all at once? Do you do? You?

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Do you do you break it up into tens and
the fives? Or do you go one at a time?
Because a gorilla it's strong, it's strong and crazy because
it's a crazy animal. But it's not that much bigger
than a human dude. But it's all muscle, it's it's
all they say, they say, it's incredible to watch the
strength though the gorilla ass. Yeah, someone's gonna put this together.
I like to see it. I would like to imagine

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Dana White. He makes it happen. We watch it in
an octagon. It's like Semi Promember. He wrestled the bear.

Speaker 4 (27:09):
But then you watch these Russian dudes no box.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Bears right right, right right, So I don't know how
to get a man who's out of his mind.

Speaker 4 (27:17):
This is pretty good.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
So one hundred guys or one gorilla who would come
out the winter Man? That's a that's pretty interesting. Yeah,
all right, look we get back man, knock out some headlines,
lunch Point, the excels Out Jerseys Rock Stations show, Can't
Live Without It. Growing up, had friends their parents they

(27:41):
refuse to have one in their house, and I thought
it was the weirdest thing. They refused to a swore
was gonna give them cancer in microwave yes, Michael Wave, Ye,
yeah that was. And that was a big thing. Man.
I remember my mom. She would hit me and my
brother in the head because we we would stare at
the food, right, and Julie She's like, you can't. She
was big. You can't stare into the microwave and you

(28:03):
can't get too close to the TV. Those are two
big things in her life that me and my brother did,
and that's the reason we are like how we are.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
Because whatever it is is cooking that food to some
type of radiation in that little box, you don't want
to stare at it. But it was cool to stare
and watch the pop. Dude, even to this day, I'll
watch the popworm bop Like. I'm guessing microwaves are safer
now than they were in nineteen seventy seven, but I
can't imagine what those first couple of microwaves were, Like, dude,
you had it had to be pure radiation.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
It was the size of a TV. Remember they were huge. Yeah.
They had to fit on the countertop. Yeah, and I
remember we didn't have the countertop space, so we had
to have it on top of our refrigerator.

Speaker 4 (28:38):
Jesus, you had to get on a step store to
use it.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Yeah. So my buddy man, his dad refused to have
one in the house and it was I don't know,
he was like a hunter and stuff. I'm going, how
do you people, how do you like? What do you do?
How do you cook your food and they had to
warm everything up. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
So the last couple of weeks, now, when I opened
the door of my microwave, it starts.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
So I like the blower happened. I'm like, is.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
Radiation just shooting out of here? Because I don't have
to protect you to the door anymore. Yeah, all of
a sudden, you're gonna become a superhero. So over the weekend,
you know, we got people over having dinner and my
wife's trying to warm things up, and it starts.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
You know, you can hear the blower. The light comes
on everything else, but it doesn't warm up the food. Yeah,
and here's the problem with the microwave. It's one of
those it's like a TV. Now, once it breaks, you
don't there's not like you call a microwave repair man
to throw it away. I got eleven years out of
the thing. I've had it for that long since we
had the house. It's just it's time for a new one. Well,
I'm not gonna get it repaired. I'm probably not even

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gonna put it in myself because I know there's a
bracket in the back. And did the pile there? I
did it? It was it was one of those things
maybe yesterday talked about you put a battery watch in.
You're so proud of yourself. I hung my own microwave
last year. How'd it work? Pretty good, dude.

Speaker 4 (29:46):
It bolts into under the cabinet.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
So the tube, so there's a bracket on top of
it that you don't see.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
Because it goes under the cabinet.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
Yeah, and the and the so you put the bolts
in through that and then and then you hold it up.
And now mine wasn't hard wired, so you just ran
a wire, you ran the cord and there was then
there's the uh receptacle is uh is right in the cabinet.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
Will you bring me your watches, I'll put batteries in them,
and then uh, I'll you hang my you hit my microwave,
I'll do.

Speaker 4 (30:16):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
I even did it myself, like I didn't even have help,
so it it. Yeah, that's a project that I was like, okay,
not sure if I know what I'm doing, but youtubed
it and was able to do it. Like I said,
even even myself didn't even have anyone that helped me
brace it or anything. But go in two days man
without a microwave. Boy, you really miss it. Yeah, it's
a habit. You just everything you do you warm up

(30:37):
like cause it's it's so easy. Yeah. I made possibly
like for the boys yesterday and it's like it's it's
by the time one comes down, it's still cold. And
I go to put it in in a microwave to
warm it up. You can't do it. So I got
to put it back on the stove, back in the pot,
warm it back up. Man.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
You might forget how convenient a microwave is, and people
are gonna be like, well an air fryer. Airfryer doesn't
compare to one microwave, right, right, it just doesn't. Yeah,
and my wife the whole she was warm as something
up yesterday. She put the whole dish and the food
into the air fire to warm it. I don't think
that's what you're supposed to probably not.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Now that the plate came out smoking hot, I'm like Jesus, Now,
I've had fires in a microwave where someone, you know,
my wife, gets decorative paper plates or something like that,
and they're not supposed to be microwaved. And dude, they
have caught on actual fire. Oh, because they have little
things the.

Speaker 4 (31:24):
Metal in the paint and them.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
Yeah, like stuff you're not supposed to microwave.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
Yeah, my favorite coffee mug has like a metal thing
on the outside of it. Was like, it sucks. I
can't even warm it up. But yeah, you get spoiled
having a microwave.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Yeah, So do you remember I'm trying to think of
the first house I went to, because now it's the norm.

Speaker 4 (31:42):
Is the over the range microwave.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Everybody's got it. Yeah, now it's the norm. But I'm
trying to think what year did I remember that start starting?
Had to be the late eighties because they were microwaves
are too heavy. The first original microwaves to hang them
over a.

Speaker 3 (31:59):
Rain they just sat on a table. Everybody had that
on that bread that bread case table. They would just
scoot around. You have a microwave on it.

Speaker 4 (32:05):
I'm trying to think that'd.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Be I guess late eighties, early nineties, that's when they
started popping up over the ranges. What was like TV's Well,
you're like, oh, you know you can hang TV's on
a wall. I'm like, how does the back of that TV?
Do you have to cut out the drywall to hang that?
How we hang in the TV. But yeah, well now
they put the microwaves, they're drawer microwaves in cabinets and
then before too, man, they're I don't like that.

Speaker 4 (32:25):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
I don't know that. That to me there, it's it's
the pain in the ass. Yeah, my buddy's got one.
That means you made it. It means you make a
lot of money if you got and you got that
because that's all built in stuff. Yeah, it's one of them.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
You gotta pull the trigger. And I don't know what
it's gonna cost for a mike. I can't even tell
you what a microwave costs you. We got to pull
that trigger now over the range of microwave, Yeah, you're looking.
You're gonna probably drop anywhere from five to seven hundred. Yeah,
I gotta call our boy over at uh Steve.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Yeah, our boys A shout out to Steve and Bernard Handlers.

Speaker 4 (32:52):
They'll take care of you.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
My wife's gonna call you.

Speaker 4 (32:55):
They'll take care He's good dude.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
Yeah. Yeah, he got mad last time. I think I
bought something and I didn't use him and they got mad.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
Study at his wife call me up and yell at me.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Yeah, you know better than that.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
You didn't call me. I was like, a dude, sorry,
I needed it immediately.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
Well, it's like, should I call him for you? I
was like, I don't know, call him in and talk
nice to him. Maybe it'll give you a discount. You're
not going to get a discount, no, dude.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Here's the thing about microwaves, because I worked in that
industry for a while, right, they're all made at the
same factory in China, and they're all made by Sharp,
So you can get a ge, but it's a sharp.
It's all microwaves. There's there's nothing. You can't get a
good or bad microwave, just microwave box flow radiation. They

(33:41):
can look different, right, with handles and everything like that,
But a microwaves and microwave, unless you get like the
ones that are like a convection of in, then you're
just then you're asking for a lot of trouble, which
makes sense because my dishwasher, the newest one I got
from Steve, is a lot better than my old one,
like the rack space and everything else. But you're right,
a microwaves is just a microwaves is and it's all
made at the same factory in China and then he

(34:04):
just slap whatever label Whirlpool may tag whatever on it.
Well we need all right, Well, so what do you do?
Are we gonna we we gotta match the other appliances.
What do you have, ge, it's all silver. I don't
even know what it is at this point. It can
be purple. If it's three hundred dollars and it's purple,
I'll take it.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
I dude.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
I I love the people that cheap out and they
have all stainless steel appliances, but they'll put like a
white microwave in there. Yep, because it was the cheap ones.
It's the cheapest that will be me. It's a hot point.
Uh huh.

Speaker 4 (34:32):
We uh we get back.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
We'll knock out some trash.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
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Speaker 1 (34:47):
Oh love Trash, anything thirty on anything, racket uh rock
or roughing trash. Dude. This is scary and I'm surprised
it doesn't happen more often. So John Elway, You remember

(35:10):
John Elway, right quarterback right great quarterback dev Barcos.

Speaker 4 (35:15):
His agent.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
Is on life support because he got hit while riding
on the back of a golf cart. Dude. These people
are now using golf carts on main roads. Yeah, dude,
it's insane. And I'm watching people. I know, they got
a couple drinks on them. There's kids in the back,
they're not strapped in, they got coolers flying around, and I'm.

Speaker 4 (35:38):
Like, and they're on the road with cars.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
So he was riding in the back of the golf
cart and I guess it got reed by a car.

Speaker 4 (35:44):
Got hit. Dude, got hit, he fell off, hit his head.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Listen, I got one. We take it to the beach
and it's twenty five mile an hour zone.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
But you don't know, man, kids and people flying around corners,
they hit a golf court.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
You're done, man, You're done. One hundred percent. It's a
god cart. There's zero and you know, and look, it
is what it is. You shouldn't drink and drive. We
all know that everyone that has a golf cart drinks
and drives. You're in a beach town. You put the
cup holders there for you, right which, by the way,
my wife yelled at me because I made a comment

(36:17):
a couple of weeks ago that shopping carts now have
beer holders. She said, you know, it's not for beer,
it's for like a coffee cup. Well, he said, I said,
you know, I said tomato, tomato.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
Yeah, one day, I'm just gonna walk in. Imagine that
you just shopping.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
How it would make shopping a lot easier if I
could just have a nice Miller light right there. Those
guys would look at you, they would be proud of you,
they'd want to be you. But it is nice, man.
They put the cup holder right now on the shopping cart.
It's a cupholder holds everything.

Speaker 4 (36:47):
You're right.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
It can hold every whatever I desire, like even a
riding lomo.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
Yeah, there's a cupholder. You're supposed to have water and
it to keep hydrated on. Now that's why or not
that's a beer hold.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
You got a rolling rock. Dion Sanders he was out
yesterday going to through an airport and asked about how
his kid, His kid I didn't go to what round
four or five in the draft when he was supposed
to go in the first round.

Speaker 4 (37:08):
Dion said, quote, God is good.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
So I guess they're trying to spin that the best
way they possibly can.

Speaker 4 (37:15):
Uh puff daddy. You know he's still sitting in jail.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
We've all kind of forgot about him. He is now
saying his lawyers are now saying that he may have
and and this is a this is a stretch. It
would be tough for him to do the things that
he did if he wasn't in his right mind. Meaning
if he threw these freak parties that they talked about, well,

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he was constantly on drugs and drinking, so he it
wouldn't be him doing it because he wouldn't be in
his right mind. But who took the drugs? If he
did he take the.

Speaker 4 (37:49):
Drugs, well, he took them.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Yeah, but once you take them, it's almost like saying,
if you're wearing a blackout, Yeah, can you be blamed
for something if you can't remember doing so? If I
drink and drive I hit somebody, it's because obviously I
was drunk rank yes, but then you could say I
was blacked out.

Speaker 4 (38:07):
I didn't know what I was doing.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
This the first time I've heard Puff Daddy in a
long time. Usually it's Diddy. Yeah, it's Diddy or p Diddy.
Let's go Puffy. Yeah, Well you wish she could go
back with Puffy. I was watching and it's startling now
because I was watching Kevin Costner's Draft Daddy over the weekend. Right.
They kept pushing that movie hard all weekend because it
was the draft weekend. So who pops up in the

(38:30):
movie is puff Daddy. He's the agent of the stud
quarterback kid. And I'm like, ooh, I was like, that
didn't age well at all. How about get him to
the Greek. He's great, queen, get him to so great
and get him to the Greek. Jordan Hudson, you know
who that is? It's a I think she was an
American idol, right, that's Jennifer Hudson. Jordan Hudson's her sister.

(38:52):
Who's dating Bill Belichick? Oh wow, so we talked about
it yesterday. It's a Bill Belichick. God bless, he's like
seventy two. He's dating a twenty three year old. Like,
I'm not even kidding. I think he's twenty three or
twenty four. He was being interviewed I think it was
sixty minutes. It was a CBS This Morning, and the

(39:15):
interviewer asked questions about him and her and the age difference.
She stormed off the interview because, dude, in the bet
so she's stalking, yeah, stalking them while the guy's interviewing Belichick.
She's like five feet away behind like a computer monitor,
and you see her just hawking the interviewer. Yeah, she's crazy,

(39:37):
smoking hot. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
I don't know how long he's going to deal with this.
She is smoking hot. So apparently she did not like the.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Questions that were asked and stormed off the set of
the Internet. I want to know what you guy, what
do you talk about?

Speaker 5 (39:48):
Like?

Speaker 1 (39:48):
What do you haven't come with her other than she's
smoking hot? Be honest with them. Bill should have said that, bro,
look at her. She's smoking hot. But all that I
care about. The Eagles of the Eagle showed up to
the White House yesterday to hang out with Donald Trump.
So dumb, right, and uh, I guess yeah, I mean,
you know you got some some heavy hitters didn't show up.

(40:10):
Jalen Hurts one of them. Squan went golfing with them,
Like I don't care what anybody says. I'm getting a
good meal at more a Lago and then we're gonna
go golfa even put on a social media it's like,
I respect the offense. I was like, he's like, get
over it, and good for him. Man. Well, I guess
Trump during the speech took some digs at Taylor Swift.

Speaker 4 (40:29):
Yeah, so, uh, dude, I do I do love that man.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Yeah, it was uh A J.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
Brown the other wide receiver didn't go, Jordan Davis, I
was talking, Carter didn't go, Bomb didn't go. It was
some heavy hitters man that didn't go. Let's just go, man.

Speaker 4 (40:48):
I talked to you all fear about this.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
I can see this turning into a t O Donovan issue.
I think this team is slowly becoming Saquon's team, and
I don't think Jalen Hurts.

Speaker 4 (41:01):
Is gonna be able to handle that.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Now, this is gonna this is gonna be like a
McNab Torello wins thing.

Speaker 4 (41:07):
Yeah, that's the t O Donovan thing. And we saw
remember how that went.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Dude, all of a sudden, Now is Jalen gonna be
doing sit ups in his driveway?

Speaker 4 (41:14):
And Marlon? There you go, some trash for it.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
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Speaker 4 (41:37):
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Speaker 1 (41:41):
Now Friday, woman won it, couldn't use it, gave it
back to us yesterday. Woman hung up on us today, Patricia, Patricia,
can you go and use an overnight stay in ocean
and tickets to go see Lou Graham from Foreigner? When
is it? Oh Jesus, you gotta this is the probable man,

(42:02):
This is the no. The only reason I'm asking is
because I'm going on vacation for a week Saturday. Okay, okay,
let's say hold on, that's gonna be kind of really close.

Speaker 4 (42:12):
Let me see here. Hold on, there's no way we're
carrying this over till tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
When when do you leave? When do you leave for vacation?
Friday night? Friday night? And when do you get back
Saturday to tenth? Okay, where are you going? This would
be Friday, Friday, May sixteenth. I can do that. You
can do it. You can do it? Is winter, thank god?
All right, finally, Patricia, overnight's day and tickets to go

(42:38):
see Lou Graham at Foreigner in the Big eighties rock show. Yes,
all right, where are we going on vacation? Look at
this would imagine there's an. I hope this doesn't happen,
but there's a horrible accident and then she can't watch
she's on vacation and can't use the tickets and the
overnight's day. Right, you get captured by what if you
get captured by savages and they don't I'll tell Kevin,

(43:00):
And now you miss it, I'll.

Speaker 4 (43:01):
Give Okay, you'll give it that. You'll you'll gifted it there?
All right?

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Uh well, Patricia, you got the overnight's day and the
tickets to go see lou Graham Feargner. All right, wonderful,
Thank you so much. Guys, have a great vacation. Thank you.
I don't know if I trust going to Mexico, man
can kun. It's pretty safe Camp Cabo. They're all pretty
safe because apparently the the government in Mexico has a

(43:30):
pretty good relationship with the cartel, if you can call
it that, where they say, like, leave the touristy spots
alone because we need that money, right, like you don't,
don't We look, we know you're doing bad stuff, but
can you do it not in the touristy spots? And
this might not not have happened, but I remember being
at a resort two years ago, and they're like, there
was a cartel gun battle on the beach a few

(43:51):
resorts down. Okay, growing up, there were three big hitters
in Mexico that you would win on the Price is Right.
Cabo can't Coon. Name the other one and I'll tell
you if you get it right, why it's not. Why
it's not the place to go anymore. Jesus, this is
the only two.

Speaker 4 (44:12):
I know Mexico.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
This was this was Every Price is Right gave this
trip away too beautiful. Wait is it where the girls
do the show with the donkeys Acapoco? That's right. I
haven't heard about acapoc on it because the cartels took
it over. Ah, well, stay out of Oxid, and that's
what happened. And then if it stopped being a tourist spot,
so no one goes to Acapoco anymore. But dude, when

(44:36):
you we were a kid, Every Price is Right it
had a trip to Hakopok. Yeah, so they pretty much
lock CanCon down. It is crazy. If you've never been
down to Mexico, like you, as soon as you get
out into like the world of Mexico, dude, it's like
people got machine guns and stuff. It's really I mean

(44:56):
it really. It's nice that they have your s eighty
in mind, but it's like, do you really need that
machine gun?

Speaker 4 (45:03):
I guess you do.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
We did it on spring break with the Can'tcoon for
spring Break and yeah, there's a checkpoint where that guy
with a machine gun. And as a college kid dude,
who's just out there to drink because it's not legal here,
you're not twenty one yet.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
It's like, damn crazy. And I could have bought a
tiger too. I swear to god, there were tigers and cages.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
I could have bought. We get all drunked up, we
get on a plane, we have no care in the world,
and we just we just go down to this other
country and just let them be, like, oh, they'll take
care of us. Yep. That's the problem.

Speaker 4 (45:31):
That's that is the problem.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
Dude. Look at me. I was high on Xanax and Booze.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
I lost the whole day.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
Of my life.

Speaker 4 (45:38):
Did look? I gave you those get it back? Oh
do some headlines?

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Lunch point seven, the XLS out Jersey's rock stations, the
XL when you shows stream and always twenty four to
seven on the iHeart radio application. I don't mean to
throw you under the bus, but yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah,
And just because I'm gonna throw something at you and
we didn't talk about it beforehand, can you get to
our talkbacks? Yes?

Speaker 4 (46:09):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Apparently my wife we talked about how she's a bird whisper.
We have a bird that keeps getting into our house
and she's the only one that.

Speaker 4 (46:20):
Can catch this bird.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
So I've now called her the bird whisper, and I
talked about it yesterday and she didn't like what I said.
Does she hit it? Like? What is she? How does
she get the bird? She gets in the shoebox. How
in the shoe she gets it tired out? So the
bird's flying around, flying around, flying around, And you know
what she is. She's a boxer who waits the box
until like the tenth round, like when Rocky went against
CLUBB got him tired. That's what it is. Come on,

(46:44):
he's so tough and he's talking. She gets in a
shoebox and then takes it outside, and instead of just
throwing it away in the shoebox like I want her
to do, she lets it go and it just keeps
coming back into our house. You take you step on
that shoebox. Now, I brought up yesterday that she was
very she was gloating because the first time the bird

(47:05):
got in, she had a couple drinks in her she
got the bird. The bird made me fall down because
it attacked me, and then she she called everyone she
knew to make fun of me. And I said, yesterday
she was gloating. I think she's a little upset that
I said she was gloating. She made it very clear.
She made it very clear to me because she doesn't

(47:25):
like when we don't play her talkbacks right away. Yeah,
so I said, okay, we'll play your talk back because
she I guess she wants to point counterpoint the bird
attacking me. Why would she.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
Tell everybody that you're less of a man because you
couldn't thank you, Jojo, And it was I was attacked
by a wild animal.

Speaker 5 (47:44):
You're still so soulty over this bird. Nobody was gluting,
nobody said you failed. We were laughing at Jamison's reaction.
Did you happen to go down, yes, but you bounced
right back up. I was impressed. I didn't care that
you felt. It was the yelling and the scream and
for somebody to help you.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
And then when I.

Speaker 5 (48:06):
Did help you and catch the bird, both times you
got weird, and solely nobody, nobody was gloating.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
This did not help your case at all in her
because I say you fell out, that you were yelling
for people to help you. No, no, no, see that's
where she you're mistaken and what she was saying different times.
So in her saying she's not gloating, she's gloating. Yeah,
oh yeah, but no, I didn't yell for help when
I fell down. When the bird first got in the house.

(48:37):
Those two nim wits, my son and her ran and
hid in bedrooms, okay from the bird, and I'm yelling
in the hallway. I'm like, can you guys get out
here and help me with the bird? Hand me the net, yeah,
grab the blanket or something. They're hiding under the mattress, right,
So I'm like, you guys need to come out here
and help me with this. I didn't yell for help

(48:59):
after the bird and attacked me viciously and I fell
like we had years ago, we had a snake come
into the sun room and I'm watching to think go
through the door, and I'm like, okay, I'm gonna I'm
not gonna crush it through the door. I need to
get it out with a stick or whatever.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
But my wife and my kid run up the steps
across the cat walking into a bedroom and close the door.
I said, it would take a week for the snake
to find you in the bedroom and you're closing the door.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
No help me.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
Well it's a snake, but you're right where is them?
I don't someone get me a bucket, Somebody get me out.

Speaker 4 (49:27):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
We just need to be in a united front here. Yeah.
And then she and then the rest of the night,
she's like, you're just mad, and I go, I not
falty because she caught it. Is that where the saltiness
were I was doing. I was super proud of her
that she caught the bird.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
But here's the thing. I wasn't pumped.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
It was you know that she was calling everyone telling
them that I fell down and I didn't catch the bird.
It's a little emasculating. Its emasculating that thank you, yes, yes,
because you're sitting right there. That's something you tell your
friends when you're Oh, by the way, this bird that
Scottie fell down back, she's she's okay. She's not even
calling people. She's facetiming people. Yeah, Like she's like, and

(50:05):
there you are. You know, you're all beating up from
the bird fight you just had. Dude, I got I
got scratches on me from its its beak when he
when it came at me like a rocket ship.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
I just picture it like family guy, you know when
he gets in a fight with the chicken and he
keeps going, that's like you fight. What it was like,
and no one's helping me. It did put you on
your back though. That's pretty impressive, and it did. It
knocked me out. I'll be honest. I took an L
on that one for sure. Look, we we get back.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
Hey, if you want to leave a talk back, super
easy man, go to the iHeartRadio app search w z XL,
hit the red microphone button.

Speaker 4 (50:39):
You can send us a talk back. We get back.
What do I think about You think.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
You have a bet? You think you got it bed.
I don't think we have it bad. This is a
little creepy, dude. This used to freak me out when
I was a kid. Were you scared of monsters under
your bed? Under the bed and in the closet The

(51:03):
closet never got me. But the under the bed thing, Dude,
like your hand would fall and I would like real quick,
like I I if I was under the covers, I
was protected. That was always my my thinking. As long
as I had the protection of the covers, I'm good.
If my foot fell out of the covers, I'm up

(51:25):
for grabs.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
At that point.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
Yeah, my mom had to keep the closet door open
because I needed to see what was going on in there.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
You know what freaked me out about the closet was et.
Remember she had all the stuffed animals in the closet.
That would I couldn't handle that. That that freaked me out.
That's where they hit et. He was in with all
the stuffed animals in the closet. Two years ago, we
went to my aunt Mary's house and she had like
these dolls and the room. My mom put me and
my brother into sleep and had all these dolls around me.

(51:51):
And again, yeah, man, you're waiting for him to come
to life. Yeah, dude, I just a goof on my oldest.
She's terrified of clowns, so I just send her clown
pictures a rundom length. Yeah and uh, and she hates
it and and clowns they are like you look at like,
clowns are creepy. Yeah, they got a bed rat man something.
There's a guy out there. She makes a couple extra
dollars doing some kids parties and now he's got Now

(52:11):
he's a creepy clown.

Speaker 5 (52:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
I guess it was it for me that the Stephen
King novel and then the TV movie.

Speaker 4 (52:17):
Dude, that was the thing that terrified was Stephen King's hit.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Well. A woman who was babysitting a kid in Kansas
and the kid complained that there was monsters under his bed.
She went and, just like a good babysitter should, she
went and checked under the bed.

Speaker 4 (52:35):
There was a guy there.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
Ooh, got see. She called police. The guy was arrested.
It was a twenty seven year old man. He was
living in the house without them knowing. Here's the here's
for it.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
And there was a movie not too long ago were
people breaking the houses and he lived up.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
In the attics. Yeah, that kid will never be the same,
by the.

Speaker 4 (52:55):
Way, dude, that's that's pretty crazy.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
Do you know what the doomsday clock is?

Speaker 1 (53:03):
That's the countdown to the end of the world. I
thinks right, But is there an actual physical clock. Apparently,
scientists behind the Doomsday clock are saying that it's closer
to midnight than ever. The clock now stands at just
eighty nine seconds away. It's the first move in two years,
and the closest of the clock has come to midnight

(53:24):
in nearly its eight decade history. The twenty twenty five
clock time signals that the world is on course of
an unprecedented risk, and that continuing on the current path
is a form of madness. Yeah, they keep moving a
clock around, so hold on, is it a real clock?
I think they're saying. I don't know, maybe they're taking

(53:45):
the length of I don't know what. I don't even
know what it is, dude, I'll tell you what. Obviously
it's not taking We're eighty nine seconds away, which means
we'd be dead now, you know. Like I, I have
to take care of my mom's house and stuff now,
right because she can't take care of it herself.

Speaker 4 (54:01):
One of the biggest pain in the ass that she
has is a grandfather clock.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
Yeah. I have to like balance it and measure it out,
and it's always wrong, and it's dude, what It's an
old nice old grandfather clock.

Speaker 4 (54:15):
But it's a pain in the ass.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
And when she dies, you know, you gotta take that.
I gotta tech that's gonna be the one thing you
put in every one of your houses to remind you
of Mom.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (54:24):
I think it was. It was a Christmas gift.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
I think in like sixty eight, in my mind, was
like the first big thing my dad bought her.

Speaker 4 (54:29):
When they got together.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
Pretty awesome. I think it was the first thing they
bought when they bought the house, Like that was the
grand yours. Now, so, dude's a pain in the bulls
it's gonna be yours.

Speaker 4 (54:38):
Just give me a wall.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
Clock, does it ring?

Speaker 5 (54:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (54:41):
Every fifteen minutes.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
Oh you got to hear that every fifteen minutes. There
you go.

Speaker 4 (54:45):
Those people.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
Oh, actually, you know what, man, real quick? Bigfoot's not real.
Two guys died in Oregon looking for Bigfoot. Uh they
died from exposure. Remember what, from exposure? They went out
searching for Bigfoot and they die because they were hiking
in the woods.

Speaker 4 (55:02):
And not prepared.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
I gotcha. Okay, so Bigfoot it's not And dude, they're
young man. One guy was thirty seven, noother I was
fifty nine. Okay, not that young, but yeah. They died
in upstate Washington state looking for a bigfoot. Listen, when
you look at like you look at some of these
bumps right that havn't shaved and the hairs all straggly,
they could be bigfoot. This might be a.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
Guy who was just a homeless guy, tall guy walking
in the woods and here we got this big foot
out of that.

Speaker 4 (55:26):
So uh, I think.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
Joe Rogan was pretty big in the big feet or bigfoot.

Speaker 4 (55:32):
He was the big the monster truck. So uh.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
He said that bears will walk on two legs, and
he said that's what he that's it might be. It's rare,
but that's what's what people could see. Especially now we
would have seen it. Someone would have really seen it.
It's big.

Speaker 4 (55:51):
Yet it's all right, Well, there you go. Those people.
They haven't bad you not so much.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
Easy cater is the smarter, simpler way.