TUESDAY 4-9-24

THE SOLAR ECLIPSE IS DUMB

Episode Transcript

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And this show, isn't it?What's up? Man? What's going

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on? Just like uh, theand like I was part of it.
The first day of school pictures,I'm over people taking pictures of themselves watching
the uh, the solar the dudof the solar eclipse. Uh, you
know, just like it's like,hey, I'm gonna hold the chalkboard first

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day of first grade, and youknow you get those in September and yesterday
it was just everybody. I didit. I took a picture of my
little guy sitting there waiting for somethingbig to happen. Right, I'm waiting
for UFO zombie something nothing. Igot nothing. No. It was it
was a sphere going in front ofanother sphere, so that's what we were
looking for. It was a cloudyday, you know, it looked like
it looked like a rainstorm stopped overfor I don't know seven minutes. What

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I enjoyed. Was how people andthis is just like COVID, it's how
people react to these dumb things.People were buying out. They were buying
groceries and like they were, theywere stocking up for what. What did
you think was gonna happen? Iswhat I thought? You in front of
the moon, it was it right. I thought the devil would come spewing
out of my my seword great,oh I got I heard that too,

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that this is this is a portal, that this is a portal from the
devil. And honest to god,you would have thought, like Ghostbusters,
remember when they take the reactor andthey shut it down. The guy from
shuts it down. You know what'sgoing on and at that reactor thing and
the ghost just spew out of thebuilding. Well, you want to shut
you want to shut a grid,You want to shut the whole grid down.
You would have thought that's what wasgonna happen. I was like,
I don't know, so I don't. I wanted cars swerving off the road.

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I want it. Yeah, Iwanted something big and it didn't happen.
All right, listen, here here'show I was wrong, A little
bit right. I get the glasses. Now that I actually put a pair
on my neighborhead, I'm looking atI'm like looking up bad it. Yeah,
she's like what are you doing.It's like I'm just looking like,
well, here, take these glasses. I was like, I'm fine.
It's like no, they just takethem and look through it. So what
the glasses do? They and theyblock everything else out and you can just

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see it clear as day, morethan I can with my glasses. So
I was like, see, wegot that. I saw her for about
two seconds. Mean what we weresitting. We were sitting on the deck.
The kids are playing out there.Gave us a chance to go outside.
But yeah, well we had clouds, so the clouds were able to
filter it, so we got tosee it through the clouds. But yeah,
it was uh, I don't know. And then people are like,

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you can't look at the solar eclipse. It'll blind you. I've never heard
of that ever. You ever haven'theard of somebody being blinded by here's the
thing. It's looking at the sun. It's not looking at the solar eclipse.
Stop looking at the sun, youstupid, right, that's what that's
why you get your eyes. Ohthat's what it did. The solar the

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solar rays they got in your lunggot into my lungs. That's what had
That's what that's what it did tome. Everybody. Yeah, I mean
one, I wanted to see onezombie one. I mean I did you
know what it looked like Kensington.I saw neighbors just just dragging their feet
through the streets, just looking atthe solar eclipse. But it's amazing how
people thought what they thought was gonnahappen. I don't know, just passed

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in front of me. Knew wasgonna happen. It's on the calendar a
thousand years. They've talked about iteasy, right, like they they knew
this, Like I don't know.Some dude third teen hundred was like,
hey, I guess what twenty twentyfour, it's gonna be a solar eclipse.
Oh my god. The faith peoplethat bought the glasses, what are
you doing? They were just therewere three D glasses. Yeah, there
are three D glasses that you gotwhen you saw I don't know, the

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Here's some news for u's on abeautiful Tuesday morning. Now, I say
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He threw a chair off a rooftopbar in Nashville. That's it.
That's why he's getting arrested. Well, he threw it off, but you

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know those rooftop bars were three storieshigh. I thought about it a million
times when we were in Nashville.So he throws a chair off, right,
Yeah, I don't think he wouldhave gotten in trouble except it fell
next to two cops and so hegot arrested. It was a okay,
it was six stories up. Hecould have killed somebody. I get it.
So it was what the cops comein to say who did it?

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And they pointed to Morgan Wallen.Yeah, that guy. That guy was
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I meet open the Nashville I don'tremember Chiefs. But yeah. So
he threw the chair off and ithit by two police officers right on Broadway.
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right now. One hunch point sevenXL South Jerseys Rock Station, CXL Morning
Show CXL South Jerseys Rock Stations.The EXL Mornershow we threw it back gold
school man. When it comes topunishments in my house. Now, my
little guys, he's officially he's goingto be the animal of the two.
My oldest, you know, he'skind of got his stuff together. Nobody
acts up to. But the youngerone is the one I'm gonna have a

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problem with. And I get it'sa little crazy. It's it's lying.
He's hiding food under the dog cage. He's talking back. Even when I
uh, I say hey man,you don't talk back. Then he talks
back again. I'm like, youjust missed the entire point. So so,
man, I don't want to Idon't want to get in to what
he said. But he said some. He had some words after church in
the car. My wife did notlook. I wouldn't want to be a

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church either. You know, I'mon team him, so so my wife
just pretty much just flips out.And he's had a he's had a rough
last week. Man, it's it'sit's lying. Hates you brush your teeth.
Yes, we can clearly see youin a brush your teeth. Don't
lie to us, man, Ihate hate lying. Don't buy a liar.
My little guy used to put thetoothpaste on the brush and then run
the water. Never brush his teeth, but then run the water over the

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brush to make it look like hebrushed his teeth. But you put more
effort in and and not brush yourteeth. Just brush your stupid teeth.
Just brush your teeth, dummy.Yeah. Yeah, So where we're coming
back? So, uh, mywife had him right out twenty five times.
I will be a better person.Oh like the like the Bart Simpson
at the beginning of The Simpsons wherehe's up on the chalkboard, got to
write on the chalkboard. You know, everybody hated to do it. I

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know what I remember, man,I was in high school and as a
joke I gave out some girl's phonenumber and like it was kind of like,
hey, call so and so fora good time. Yeah, I
remember I had to write a hundredtimes I will not give out. And
this is in high school. Yeah, yeah, this is high school.
I had to write out a hundredtimes I will not give out. That
was usually in high school to giveyou like real punishment. Yeah. Maybe

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I remember I had to do likeSaturday detention, like breakfast club style.
Well maybe the teacher actually called herfor a good time, so it wasn't
such a bad thing. But Iremember having to write that out like a
hundred times. I had to dothat before. You had to write on
the board all whatever. So wethrew it back so I will be a
better person. It was a twentyfive times you had to write it.
So so we said, well,mom, you know you should stop cursing.
I'm like, oh, here wego. He's dry. Look Mom,

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I'm in jail. You're coming inwith me. So I said,
I said, you know what hereI am. I said, uh,
I want you to write ten times, honey, I will not I will
stop cursing. Right, So shehad to write it. So now on
the back of the paper. Nowshe tries to hide it from me,
he writes like and the F word, like the F word meaning okay,

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she should stop cursing saying words likethe F word. Okay, okay,
I got you. But he spelledout the F word and he spelled it
perfect. Oh perfect, Well,okay, you gotta get pat him on
the bag. He spelled it right. So now does that I mean you
could think double o's maybe like youcould you you could screw that up.
You can miss the C you couldmake you could see his silent sure right,

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maybe a c H. So Ipulled him aside. Say listen,
man, I said, I sawwhat you wrote. You know, mom
will tried to hide it from me, but I saw what you wrote.
Where did you hear the word?And where did you see it spelled?
And I always blame YouTube, man, they're on YouTube all the time.
How about your wife right right?Well, she doesn't spell it. She'll
just yell it like this, youknow whatever? Oh yo, that he
actually knows how to spell it?Yeah, I want to know where.

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I want to know how he knowshow to spell it. Well, don't
you know, man, it's writtenon now he's in first grade. It's
written in the bathroom on one ofthe stalls. Yeah, I was kid
first graders there, tough man.It was like, I can't falter for
that. So you saw it,you saw it written here, You see
it all the time, and youknow exactly how to spell it. So
now I told my wife, Iwas like, listen, just just make
a little call to the teacher.Maybe they can have a janitor run in

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there and see. Why is theF word spelled on the It's why is
it these kids? Why is iton the stall door? Can we get
it wiped off? I mean,you know we pay tax. That's where
That's where you learned. A lotwas in the uh, the bathroom stalls
and schools. Yeah, and ifit was carved in there, man,
it wasn't going in Yeah. Stillmakes me laugh when I go into a

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bathroom stall and you see like somebodylike took it like a dong. That
makes me I'm not kidding, man, This is how childish I am.
When it frosts, right and myand like my wife's cars frosted over,
yeah, or maybe there's some snow, I will still draw a penis on

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the hood of her car. Whynot? No? Why not? Or
your buddy's car is dirty? Yeah, yeah, draw right in the back.
Hilarious. So I'm gonna ask youif maybe the teacher can go and
put in there, maybe she canchange it to buick like they did in
Roadhouse. Oh, I mean maybethat'll work. But yeah, you would
think the janitor would catch that.Yeah, yeah that you know, first
graders aren't just walking around and doinggraffiti and all the stall there or somebody

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should see that when they're cleaning up. What kind of badass first grader goes
in there and goes, I knowwhat I can do? My buddy's friends
with them. That's what I got, You know what. I lived a
tough life. So I'm five yearsold. I'm gonna have carve some stuff
on a bathroom wall. Uh look, we get back, knock out some

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rock news. Jo Joe and Scottierock newss. There's some rock news for
you. John Fogerty. If Isay, Jojo, what band was John
Fogerty the lead singer? Could youname it? Now? I thought it
was just John Fogerty. Put mein coach. I'm ready to play.

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Come on, come on center Field. Come on, dude, Come on,
dude, John, dude, comeon. Honestly thought it was his
band, not even kid. Dude, come on, it's John Fogey band.
Dude, come on, okay,I'll say dude, the police,
dude, Creeden's Clearwater revioval. Ididn't know that. How would you not
know that? At CCR. UhSo, John Fogerty is adding another round

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of dates to his announced celebration tour. Uh So, he's gotta be eight,
gotta be. He's got to bein his eighties by now. I
saw him twenty five years ago whenhe looked old. So you know,
once again, hit hits, hitson top of hits, on top of
hits. So he's gonna go outon tour. He's added some more dates.

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He's also added George Thorogood and theDestroyers as an opening act. He
has amazing cut George, Oh mygod, it did. Who's gonna meet
great? Why have they sent me? I don't know. In Atlantic City,
people from Delaware have great teeth,and that's where George is from.
He was, man, they werea beautiful they gotta be the the Neers
man, they were two perfect.I'll tell you what. I always get
bummed out that he took the Delawareout of Delaware Destroyers because he used to

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be George Thurgod and the Delaware Destroyers. They just went to George and the
Destroyers. The closest we're gonna get, I don't know. There might be
one closer, but these are thenew dates that were added. So it'll
be our second time. Jojo thatwe go see the show August third in
Cleveland, so we can take atrip to Cleveland and see John Fogerty and

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George thorough Good that he's an assholeto the kid lift from Shameless, and
he's on that show The Bear,and he was in the movie Ironclall.
He's gonna star. It's confirmed,we talked about it was teased last week.
Has Bruce Springsteen in an upcoming filmcalled Deliver Me from Nowhere, which
is gonna chronicle Bruce Springsteen making thenineteen eighty two album Nebraska. Now,

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it's gonna be pretty good. Ofcourse he could. Certainly he's gonna come
off. He's gonna he easily isgonna come off as a great Springsteen.
The guy is a great actor.And I think it's gonna be a cool
movie because you're talking about a guywho was on top of the world.
Springsteen, right, he had hecome out with Born the Run. I
mean, if the album was huge, it was just massive, and uh,

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he decides, like a couple ofyears later, he's gonna make this
real obscure, real like depressing albumcalled Nebraska, just about how the American
Midwest is just dying and no one, no one's supporting him on and they're
like, no, dude, wewant you to do like this is a
This is a couple of years preDancing in the Dark, Born in the

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USA, Right, this is adepressing album. It's one of his best.
It's awesome, but everyone's like,what are you doing. You're gonna
ruin your career if you make thisstupid album Nebraska, and he did it.
He did not care, and hemakes Nebraska and it is It's one
of the best albums ever. Sothey're making a movie I guess about how

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no one wanted him to make it, but Springsteen still made it, which,
by the way, also I guessCurb Your Enthusiasm is wrapping up right
on HBO and Springsteen is in oneof the last episodes and I saw a
bit of it. So is hefunny, Yes, he's very funny,
but it's also Larry David. So, Larry David, it's him and Springsteen

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sitting at a table and a guycomes up and says, hey, guys,
like, what's happening, right,And so now you got Larry David
and Bruce Springsteen sitting at a table. And this guy comes up and he
starts talking. You can see LarryDavid's uncomfortable. And then the guy goes
to explain to Springsteen that him andLarry used to sleep together. It's a

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transgender so Larry used to sleep withhim when it was her. But he's
got a beard now and he's ina suit and and and dude, Springsteen
is very funny in the cliff.Uh so yeah, so uh Springsteen is
uh it looks like man, he'sonce again, he's gotta be Yeah,

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he's seventy five at least, rightbe fun that for that kid too,
because he gets to hang out withSpringsteen and like learn how like his mannerisms
and all that you would helping ispart of this that they're not just trying
to do something without him being hishands in it. Uh. And this
is I said this when he died. I think, look, I get
it. They were married, theyhad the kid together but he also was

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remarried when he died, and Ifeel like she doesn't shut up about him.
Valerie Burtnelli, I like she's stillbeing interviewed about Eddie dan haleon Yeah,
the love of your life. Yeah, he's going on about how like
he was the love of my lifeand I had dreams that we would all
aways get back together. But theproblem is he got remarried and he has

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a wife out there who's the widow, and every time you do this,
it's gotta just, you know,make her go nuts and go what are
you doing? You were his exwife. Obviously he didn't feel the same
way about you. So she wasinterviewed for some reason in People magazine about
Eddie, and she said that theknight Eddie died, her Alex, his

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brother, and Wolfi their son,all went out and got pizza because that
was that was Eddie van Halen's familyfood. Yeah. Yeah, so they
said that was their way. Shesaid, I don't think it's morbid.
She goes, we just wanted tohonor Eddie. We didn't want to think
it was real, so we allwent out and had pizza. Oh WHI
chears, you have more than apizza party. Nothing really. But then,

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but here's the thing. There's nomention of the wife. But he
wasn't invited, right, and thenshe starts saying, how he knew how
much I loved him, I knewhow much I loved him. Woofy wanted
us back together. And it's like, dude, there's a wife out there
that was married to this man.She's the widow, and you're out there,

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you know, crying, Oh mygod, my ex husband's dead.
Dude, get it together. Valshe wasn't invited to the pizza party.
The dude, there's the real.Okay, In this article, there's no
mention of the wife going to thepizza party after Eddie dan Hailn's death.
None. Lam what kind of pizza? I wonder maybe she was gluten free.
I don't know. Ah. Thereyou go. Some rockets for one

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hundred point seven z XL South Jersey'srock stations ZXL one show streaming on the
I Heart radio app. Yeah,just search w ZXL. Uh. Dude,
I know we talked about it earlier. This solar eclipse. Dude,
so much nonsense with this solar eclipseyesterday, So I could care less about

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it. I didn't plan on,you know, going out and looking and
doing anything. Right. My planwas I was gonna get stuff done around
the house. The wife hits meup, She's like, hey, the
school is allowing the parents to pickthe kids up early so they can watch
the solar eclipse. And I'm like, is that? Like, are they

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scared it's going to be the endof the world? And so do not
even kidding. My whole day getsthrown into a tizzy because of this.
So I show up at two o'clockto pick them up. It's a line
of fifty people at fifty Yep,it's fifty parents. Yeah, fifty maniacs.
Right, I'm fifty one, dude. I text my wife and I
go, I hate you yeah,And she's like what And I go because

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I got to now stand in linewith fifty parents. And it's fifty parents
that have never picked their kids upbefore, so they don't know how to
Why couldn't they just look at itin school? In school, That's what
I say, Like, everyone,you know what every teachers invest in the
glasses or no, somebody get ahold of the dude, I don't even
know what they're doing. Sure,a pair of glasses and let the kids
just alternate glasses and look at itand go back in. Dude, I
don't know what they're teaching. Iwatched one kid walk out of the school.

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He covered his eyes like, andthis is before it even happened,
like like the sun was gonna burnhis eyeball. That's what that's what you
think that the second you look atit for a second, that your eye,
your eyesight is going to be goingYou're gonna be blind. No,
it's they're gonna water, just likeif it was July and I'm looking at
the sun while I'm on the beach. So now I'm standing in line with
these parents, dude, and Irealized I'm I'm not the worst Yea,

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I thought maybe I was the worstparent. Dude. I'm watching parents not
have ID, not know the nameof their kids teacher right like I'm listening
to what's happening here, and it'slike I feel bad for the office because
they're dealing with all these parents whodon't know how to pick up their kids.
Like there's a protocol, like youyou show up and you have to
have ID. You have to fillout a form, right like you're supposed

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to know what teacher? What youknow what teacher they have? And dude,
these parents aren't Like one lady's noteven sure if if she knows her
one son goes to the school,but she's not sure if her other son
does. And I'm like, Jesus, all right, Like I'm I look
like a great parent. Do wejust not work during the day? Fifty
parents I'm watching time pick up theirkid to take them to If I asked

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my parents growing up to look atthe solar clips, first of what he
said, just do it at school. Second one, you think my dad
is leaving his construction job where hehas to make a living, defeat his
family. He's taking a half aday with a workof to come get me
to look at an eclipse. Fiftypeople. I'm looking at fifty people picking
up their kids so they can lookat the eclipse. And then it's like
all right. So I get mylittle guy in the car and he's like
all right. He's like, youthink I can get some m and ms

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And I was like, for what? And he goes the solar eclipse and
I go, what does the eminemshave to do with solar eclipse? Is
now a deal man it's a bigdeal. And I'm like, okay,
it's an event. So now Iset him up on the driveway, right,
and he's got popcorn and he's gotmute. It's like it's like he
just saw the Avengers, right,Like he's sitting there and he's got his
three D glasses on. Dude.We sat there and first of all,
he said it was two forty five. Nothing happened at two forty five,

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by the way. And then andthen my my oldest son, he texts
me. He's like, yeah,it's not gonna really, like really pop
off until about three fifteen. Yeah, when it finally moves in front of
him. So I'm like, okay. So now we're just standing out in
the in the driveway. I gotneighbors driving by week like idiots. Right.
I got a kid wearing three Dglasses like he you know, he's
he's he's special head and uh andhe's sitting in a lawn chair on my

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driveway eating popcorn. Oh the way, there's glasses too. Man. Again,
I didn't buy into it. Ididn't buy the stupid glasses. I'm
not gonna buy the glasses. Myneighbor had one out here, know,
where my I didn't even ask himwhere he got there. She made me
put him on because she thought again, she's like, you're gonna go blind.
I'm like, I am not goingto go blind. But here's the
glasses, and let chick and seewhat they're all about blind. And it
had fine. Going blind had zeroto do with the solar eclipse. You

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can't stare at the sun ever.It does it three hundred and sixty five
days out of the ear. Ifyou stare at the sun, it's going
to hurt your eyeballs. It hadnothing to do with the solar eclipse.
Dude, I'm listening to somebody.They played a clip the view. The
woman said that we're getting solar eclipsesnow because of global warming. Moron,

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and I go, Jesus, doesno one understand anything anymore at all?
I mean, I'm here and thisis a this is right out of the
Bible. This is a portal thatdemons and everything else is gonna be coming
through here. It's got this superstrong enmy and zombie. Right. For
me, it was it was thesun in front of the moon, and
that was it. I love themovie growing up called Night of the Comet,

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right comet comes over acrosses the Earthand uh, and all of a
sudden, you know, ninety ninepercent of the people are evaporated in the
powder. Great movie, dude,that's what I was looking for, right,
Okay, the moon takes over theSun and all of a sudden,
everyone just turns into zombiefied villains,right, and everyone's eating each other's brains.

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Right, or give me an alienship like like Independence Day. Right,
all of a sudden, when themoon covers the sun, just big
ships show up. See, Iwas when I got nothing. I'm waiting
for this because I'm watching Fox Newsas soon as it kicks off. And
the guy, I guess it wasin Texas or Mexico or something. So
when it finally covered up the sun, everything went dark. But it went
dark like it was like nighttime darkmy house. I'm waiting for that.

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No, honestly it was. Therewas some cloud cover day for for for
ten minutes, it looked like itwas a cloudy day. Dude. Even
my little guy got up any ofthose that was it. I was like,
all right, yeah, I pickedyou up early from school for this.
I don't know what we thought wasgonna happen. I was like,
huh yeah. I was like,oh, there's other parents got duped too.
I was like, yeah, whata dud stupid solar eclipse. I

(26:37):
don't know. Can't we blow upthe sun? That's something that we ever
looked into that what's the one thatcauses the whales to die? Is that
the moon? When windmills is whenwind mills? Do the wind turbines have
anything to do with the solar eclipse? I had that parents tickets to see
Iron Maiden Iron Maiden at the WellsFargo Center November first. Do you want

(27:03):
the tickets? Six zero nine sixseven seven one hundred seven six zero nine
six seven seven one hundred and sevensix zero nine sixty seven seven one hundred
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one hundred point seven ZXL South JerseysRock Station ZXL one show. I was
called cheap by one of my neighbors. I'm gonna I'm gonna run something by

(27:26):
you. You tell me if I'mbeing cheap or not. I mean,
I know you. I think weboth can be cheap well, you know
what you know my love of dollargeneral. Listen, I'm a very I'm
a very giving person. Like ifsomebody needs to borrow something, I let
them borrow it. I do.And I have a I have an abundance
of tolls, and I have acompressor. If you need your air,
I have everything you need, rightbecause I've collected these things, yep.

(27:48):
And I spent money like through theyears. So I had a few trees
that fell down in the last stormwe had, and now I got a
I had a guy come over.He end up salling the whole thing.
I have a pile of wood inthe back, okay, and I'm like,
I can't do anything, which iswhat I can't burn it. I
can't. I gotta I gotta splitthis wood. Now do I go rent
a wood splitter or do I justI suck it up and I buy one.
So I bought one. I gotme buy one. I got myself

(28:11):
a wood split It's one of thoseit's like a snowblower. You're really you're
you're you're hedging your bet that it'sgonna snow. You're hedging your bet that
a tree's gonna fall again. Here'swhat it is. I've got a pile
that I can split and use thatone, and I have two fire if
I have a fireplace and a firepit and stuff on the back, so
I do use the wood. Ialso live behind woods where if I need
a tree, I'll go cut atree down and keep splitting the wood.

(28:32):
Yeah. The problem is you gotto edge that wood now. Yeah,
you gotta split it now to beready maybe by fall. You gotta dry
it out. So I want todo that now and get it out of
the way. So I spend Ispend money on a wood splitter, and
I tell my friends because I knowbuddies that have wood stacked up in their
backyard that they haven't split yet.I said, guys, I bought a
log splitter. If you want touse it, I'm gonna charge you to

(28:53):
use it. One of my buddiescalled me cheap. No, I'm not
being cheap. You don't have one. I doc now, this thing costs
me six hundred dollars. It's anokay one. It's I mean there,
you could spend two three thousand dollars. It's an okay one. So for
six hundred dollars, I got myselfa wood splitter. Don't think you're gonna
come over and borrow my wood splitter. I'm gonna put up there as you're
also not gonna borrow my lawnmower tomow your lawn once a week because I

(29:15):
purchased that thing. That's my pieceof property. You want to borrow a
wrench, I don't know alan keyslike the socket set, Okay, I
get it. It's not a screwdriver. This is like yeah, and this
is a thing like a chainsaw.It could break like okay, so you
know, look, what what ifit? What if something happens while I'm
cutting your wood? Chainsaws? Anotherone? Now I had to go out

(29:36):
and buy himself a chainsaw because II my buddy, my neighbor had one.
Never lend out a chainsaw. No, I didn't want to borrow anything.
Yeah, I almost have. Ihave a I have a role.
Like, if it has a motor, you shouldn't borrow it from somebody else.
Okay, let's what it gone.Okay, Okay, if it has
a gas motor, don't lend itout right because to that that's a real
piece of machinery that could go terriblywrong. Yeah, just like a chainsaw
again, I know that the chainslock up and everything else, and it's

(30:00):
a it's a chainsawt. Go.If you want to go out and cut
down wood, then you go buyit. Now. If it's a hey,
Joe, can I bar it fora second. I just have to
split this one piece of wood,I get it. But I'm not gonna
let out my log splitter for someonesplit a ton of logs all day.
I don't run it from op depotfor one hundred and fifty dollars. You
cheap bastard. You go buy it. How about this? I watched Rocky
for a good workout, would bemaybe you split the logs with an axe.

(30:25):
Dude, I know what a stumplog? I felt like. I
felt like such a woman, awoman you felt Yeah, yeah, you
were. You were a pansy becauseyou went and got a log splitter.
You could have went and just andworked out all summer. Magine how how
what great shape you'd be in CaptainAmerica, all those the pieces of wood.

(30:45):
I saw these things come down,and we had some kid come over.
He had a CHAINSAWT. Now,listen, I got a change.
Saw I could put some time outthere. I said, you know what,
man, here just whatever it's goingto cost. I think it was
one hundred dollars a tree. Justcome out here. You just you ripped
through it. You make some moneydoing one of those things I didn't want
to do. But lock splitter man, like, you know what, I'll
make that back eventually. And Itold him, now that thing's gonna sit
in your garage. You're gonna dothese logs. That thing's gonna sit in

(31:07):
your garage. And okay, youknow what a bundle of wood is.
A bundle would have cost you twentydollars, and now might that might get
you half of a campfire. Today'sdate is the ninth of April twenty twenty
four. Yeah, okay, bythe ninth of April twenty twenty five,
you will have that lock splitter postedup on Facebook yard sale site because you're

(31:30):
backtly what I'm making because here's thething you don't want to taking up space
in your garage, and you're gonnaget annoyed by it. Something I considered,
and then you're right, you're gonnaget annoyed by it, and you're
gonna put it up on Facebook yardsales sites and then you're gonna you're you're
gonna haggle with people over the price. This is gonna be on my neighborhood
sites. What they're gonna do,Hey, who wants a lock splitter?

(31:52):
You know what? Fifty dollars aday? You don't grab it. Fifty
dollars a day. My Uh.We had a neighbor move and she's like,
look, I just want to getrid of this tramp We can't take
it with us, and we endedup getting for like one hundred and fifty
bucks. Yes, that's how Igot my pool table. That's how.
Yeah, my wife's boss was movingout. She's like, there's a pool
table here. I don't want it. I have nobody to come move.
Now, I think about when wemove, I'm gonna have to do the

(32:13):
same thing with the because I can'ttake the trampoline. Yeah, like here,
who wants it? It's just it'swhispered down the lane. Yep.
Yeah, a year I'll get Iwould say six months. I'll give you
a year. I'm gonna be splittinga lot. You're gonna be so angry
because you're gonna go out one dayand you're gonna stub your toe on it
in the garage and you're gonna putit right up on Facebook yard sales.

(32:34):
Yeah, that I'm not happy about. Uh. Look we get back.
We knock out some trash. Oh, love trash anything thirty y anything,
racket a rock or roughing. Yes, love frash, some trash for you.

(33:05):
John Amos. Do you know whoJohn Amos is? Jojo? Nope?
John Amos is the dad from GoodTimes. Okay, he's also he
was also in the miniseries Roots.So he I guess is uh, he's
ill, has dementia. And nowthis is where it gets ugly. Man.

(33:25):
His kids are suing each other becauseone sibling, the daughter, thinks
that the brother who's taking care oftheir dad is abusing him. But law
enforcement sources have concluded there's no evidenceof wrongdoing or criminal activity when it comes
to John Amos. So I thoughthe died years ago because remembers of the
show remember Florida, Damn, damndamn uh. You know that was all

(33:51):
over money. Well, he wantedmore money and they were like, and
they were like, no, theywere like and so he was at thing
where I think you thought you hadmore uh than you did, and he
probably was like, I want moremoney and they're like we'll just kill y'all.
JJ Walker was the star of theshow Bring an Uncle In Now the
uncle's living there, so so yeah, so the son's still gonna be taking

(34:15):
care of John Amos, who,like I said, is is old ill
suffering with the men show. Uhthe dude from the Marvel movies that that
ruined his career. Jonathan Major's forassaulting his ex girlfriend He Kong Yes Kong
Kang Kang Kong Kang Kong Kang Kong. Uh played Ping Pong in Hong Kong

(34:37):
with his Ding Dong. So hewas charged with domestic violence. I believe
he was found guilty. He's gonnaget no jail time though, So I
guess that's a look if you gotto look at a positive. Yes,
you lost all your movie roles,right, he lost a ton of money,
but you're not going to jail.Wow, man, Yeah, let's

(34:57):
see here spelling. She was onher do you know Tory Spelling from Nino
two one oh has a podcast calledmisspelling It? You got it? Yeah,
Yeah, I get it. Shesaid that her and her husband split
up last week, and she saidit was it was the last fight they
had was so bad she locked herselfin the bedroom. That's when her husband

(35:22):
finally said, you know what,it's time, we got to get a
divorce. If you're gonna, ifyou're gonna run into the bedroom and lock
yourself in here. I don't knowif she was doing it because she was
scared. You can't think of anythingworse than a Tory Spelling podcast. He
doesn't seem very interesting. I'm allin Gypsy Rose Blanchard. We keep talking
about her. She's the girl whowas a victim of Munchausen by proxy.

(35:46):
Her mom would would force her tothink that she had all these illnesses that
she didn't have, and then sheended up killing her mom and went to
jail. She's officially, I guessyesterday they signed the paperwork getting a divorce
from her husband, Ryan Anderson.He uh, he married her as soon

(36:08):
as she got out of jail.So you knew the things. You knew
things were really gonna work. Yeah, this might be a hey, you
know, he thought this story waskind of cool, and he probably wrote
her letters and then he's like,I don't know, this is the woman
of my dreams. She just gotsomebody. She just got a nose job.
Too needed, much needed I sawa picture of her man not a
looker at all. Tiffany Hattish saysthat being sober now, she had her

(36:30):
third dui, so she decided todo I get sober that she's being too
nice to people and she's gonna startcracking down. She decided or did the
court? I think the court decidedthat maybe this would be the best thing
for you after three and uh RaquelWelch, the very beautiful Raquel Welch,
always a big fan of her.She died a couple of months ago.

(36:51):
Her house is up for sale,so you could now live in the house
that Raquel Welch. Now with theseinterest rates, you don't want it now.
You may know we're tell Welch becauseI believe my right. Course,
No, I think I'm wrong.Is that the poster that Andy Dufrayan uses
to cover up the whole in thejail cell? Good question. I think

(37:15):
it's her. I could be wrong, It might be it might be her.
Yeah, yeah, so there yougo, some trash for it.
One boys, the XL out chairsis rock Station, iron Maid tickets this
morning for the XL work force employedthe day and it is you, Good
morning, Good morning, how areyou. I'm great. How are you

(37:36):
good? I took calling number two. I thought coling number one was a
little too quick to the draw here, so I picked you up. How
about this all right? Iron Maidssecond day in a row a female?
How about that? For Iron Maidenfans? How are you a big Iron
Maiden fan? I am? Youknow what I shouldn't in this day and
age. I should not be shocked. And it's, you know, shame

(37:59):
on me. Iron Maiden is lovedby males and females. They them's everywhere.
It's just growing up. Like Inever remember like a girl having a
jean jacket that said Iron Maine onit. It was always like the scroungy
guys with the long hair was theguys always grease guys loved Iron Maiden.
Girls loved Tiffany. That's yeah,yeah, you should. You should be
winning Debbie Gibson tickets. Oh god, no, no, Like did you

(38:22):
ever go down the shore and wereyou ever on dancing on air? No?
No? Okay, let's say,let's guess where her tattoo is.
Okay, definitely you have a tattooon your right shoulder. I'm gonna say
the foot, I'm gonna say thefoot or no one, I'll say below
the knee. Somewhere on your bodyis a tattoo? Where is it?

(38:43):
Well? They have? Okay?Is one on your shoulder? No?
Okay, Scotty's wrong? Is one? Is one below your knee? Calf,
top of the foot. It's agood guess. Yeah, it got
that way. I'm gonna say ankle, right, I have one on each
ankle? Yeah, all right?Look what's your name? When you put

(39:05):
the angles together, it makes asword. It's a key and a lock.
All right, what's your what's yourname? Lisa? All right,
Lisa, Lisa? What are you? It's Lisa, Lisa. What do
you do? I'm a postal worker, Lisa the postal worker. You're going
to see Iron Maiden. It's gonnabe November, first up at the Wells
Fargo Center. All right, youstay on hold, Okay, I will

(39:28):
do that. You know why.But Lisa just sounds like a name that
would win Iron Maiden, Dickens,Lisa is a very eighties name. Yes,
it is a name. Yeah,I don't know how many. I
don't think Lisa is like a hotname right now. But dude, I
so growing up. I mean everybody'sat least in a classroom, like third,
fourth, fifth, sixth grade.Dude, there was four Lisaes.
Yeah, Lisa, Gabrielle, Susans, a lot of Susans. Man there,

(39:53):
that's that's going away too, HollyHolly. Yeah, there was a
nick and then they just kind ofgo away. I guess they come back
like it's like you know, ebbsand flows. But yeah, Lisa.
That was a very eighties nineties name. Yeah, Lida. The first girl
to ask me out was named Lisa. Okay, yeah, uh Lisa.

(40:16):
I remember she called my house.I remember my mom said no. We
were in fifth grade. She calledmy house and asked if I wanted to
go see don't tell mom the babysittersdead. Lisa called you. Lisa called
me. Lisa had three sisters,dude, and they would chase us around
the playground. The sisters were olderand they were like kissing bandits. They

(40:37):
would just run around and just wantto kiss guys. Oh wow, And
like as a kid, like youthought that was gross, right, and
you're like, so you're running away, you're running and now you're like,
Jesus, I'm an idiot. Nowguys go to the bar for that.
Yeah, like, but we'd belike, dude, I remember running blocks
away and the sisters would be runningafter me. I'd be like, Jesus,
I gotta get out of here.I don't want to kiss a girl.

(40:58):
Eh, jamat tongue right in there. Look we get back, well,
knock out some headlines. One hundredpoint seven XL Scepters is Rock Stage
US where the ZXL Morning Show.You know, everyone got caught up in
it over the weekend. It wasWrestleMania weekend. You actually had tickets,
you were lucky enough to go seeWrestleMania. You don't know much about wrestling,

(41:22):
but like you just kind of likeI kind of felt like I was
left out. It was a littlecold. I probably wouldn't have actually gone,
but I watched it. It's ifyou have peacock. It's free on
Peacock, So I I kind ofjust fast forward through a bunch of it.
Yeah. See, I want togo back and watch the commentary.
You lose that on that in thestadium. Yeah, when you're when you're

(41:43):
there, you can't hear all that. And there's been dead points, man,
where the crowd is not very loud, you can hear I mean,
you can hear like the slap onthe chest and I'm like, I don't
know, you picture it different onTV. So my favorite part always when
it comes to this stuff is theHall of Fame induction ceremony and stuff.
Dude, It's so funny because theWWE was it was sold to t KO

(42:06):
is the company, and that's thecompany that owns the UFC. That was
a couple months ago, and inthose couple of months a lot of stuff
came out with Vince McMahon, theold owner, and he was supposed to
be still on board with this thistakeover. Uh he uh you know,
apparently he liked to spend the company'smoney trying to tell women to be quiet

(42:30):
about things they were doing. Yeah, it was pretty pretty, pretty pretty
rough stuff, right, So theycouldn't have gone out of their way more
throughout the entire weekend. And they, i mean without just holding up a
sign saying Vince McMahon doesn't live hereanymore. That everything they did, from
the commentators to Triple Eh who runsthe company now, Paul Levec dude coming

(42:54):
up, they just kept saying thingslike this is a new era in wrestling.
Pretty much just saying, this guyhas nothing to do with wrestling anymore.
So everything Vince McMahon is just erasedfrom history and they're great at that.
By the way, what not thew W Like when Chris Benoa killed

(43:15):
his family. Dude, they havea team of people that go back and
erase him from all the videos andstuff, so he doesn't he does a
show up anywhere. Even when theychanged from the w w F to the
w w E because they were beingsued, they went back and digitized out
all the w w F. Wow, dude, they so yeah, it's

(43:36):
no jokes. So Vince McMahon,they made it abundantly clear over the weekend
has nothing to do with w WAnd they brought his daughter around. I
didn't know she would get food ornot, but so she came out.
She's like, listen, it's justa new air of wrestling. And you
give him. He was a greatbusiness He was a great business man.
Right morally probably not a great butagain, not a good guy. He's

(44:00):
just some nasty things, but youcan't take away from the product out there.
He built this here, man,he built what this is, right,
So everybody knows. I don't knowif you know this so so Triple
H now runs the company. Ibelieve he's the COO. Stephanie McMahon is
his wife now. She resigned abouta year or two ago and said,
I want to focus on my family. They also this weekend announced that she's

(44:22):
coming back into the company. Soit was interesting because with all this stuff
about Vince McMahon, now, Imean, it could become criminal stuff with
Vince McMahon. Would the kids,No, he's got Shane, he's got
Stephanie. Would they kind of justgo away too? But no, Stephanie's
jumping right back in the mix.People. People really seem to be,

(44:43):
really seem to love, you know, working for Stephanie. Uh. And
it sucks for Stephanie's mom because youknow, Vince isn't divorced. They just
had they I guess for years oflived separate lives. So Linda is her
name, Linda McMahon, and it'slike, what is she doing? It's
gotta suck for her. Listen,man, I know what he's what he's
being accused of, right, notnice things. I get it. He

(45:05):
pooped on a girl. I'll behonest, man, No one in that
stadium cared. No, they werethere for wrestling. Many they just love
it. They love the product.The product's been always Remember like the whole
Papa John thing. Papa John saidthe N word and he was out and
they brought Shack in. Right,everyone kind of forgets. I think Subway
did the same thing. You knowthat guy Jared was an awful guy.
So who do they bring in TomBrady here? Forgetople people forget? So

(45:29):
what happens Vince McMahon has all thisawful stuff said about him. There's emails
and stuff, and like I said, it could it could become criminal.
They bring in the Rock, right, the Rocks, Like, don't worry,
guys, I got this, wegot We're good, We're good.
Not only did they bring the Rockin to perform, but they brought the
Rock as a as like a boardmember. Yeah so now uh so,

(45:52):
yeah it was. But it wasfunny how they just waved the flag all
weekend. Are like Vince is nothere, There is no more Vince McMahon,
because you almost think that sometimes,like with wrestling, people pop up
all the time, like seeing apopped up out of nowhere, the Undertaker
popped up out of nowhere. WouldVince pop? I mean that would have
been an opportunity for him if allthis, you know, wasn't that's interesting,

(46:14):
does Vince. Okay, so nowI'm not saying Vince is gonna get
on TV, but it's said Vinceshows up cheers. Do they do?
They? Do? They even lethim in? Do that? I mean,
what does a security guard have tosay, sorry, Vince, I
know, I know it's your company, Yeah, but we can't let you
in right now. There may bea few girls with blue hair and nose
rings that would probably boo Vincement man. Other than that, that place probably

(46:36):
would have erupted. Well, that'swrestling fans for it. They would pop,
they would pop for Vince in asecond. Uh and he and he
even got he's gotten this weird plasticsurgery and he grew this weird mustache where
he looks like a villain, likehe looks like a he looks like an
inspector. Gadget villain and uh andso yeah, it was just dude,
I laughed out loud how many timesthey mentioned how it's a new era in

(46:58):
wrestling, meaning you it just meansthat this guy's gone, this bad guy's
going. I don't know enough aboutit. Again, I don't follow it
at all. I don't know muchabout it, but it does it.
It feels like they're kind of switchingthings over to like a new group.
So they used to have a thingcalled the Attitude Era that was the late
nineties. Right, they would flippeople off, they would curse, the

(47:19):
girls would be out there with theirboobs out. They're getting back to that.
So for the last twenty five yearsit's been very kid friendly, and
so now they're like, you knowwhat, We're gonna get a little edgy.
And the guy who started that withthis new push was The Rock.
The Rock would go out there anddrop F bombs, right, and you're
like, whoa. And then theybring it Pat mcavie and he's dropping s

(47:40):
bombs during commentary. So yeah,it's fun, but they made it apparently
clear that Vince McMahon is not partof the company anymore. Look, we
get back, Well, do youthink you have a back? You think
you you've got it bad. Idon't think we have it. BA in

(48:02):
Kentucky, I get this man,you know, being a dad who went
through a divorce and having to dealwith this. A thirty nine year old
guy named Jesse Kimp. He's pleadedguilty to identity theft and computer fraud after
it was discovered that he faked hisown death to avoid paying child's I get
it, dude, it hits youhard man. Kimp accessed the Hawaii death
registry system in January twenty twenty three, used the details of a doctor living

(48:27):
in another state and created a casefor his own death. Then he assigned
himself as the medical certifier for thecase and certified it. As a result,
he was then listed as deceased inmany government databases. All this to
avoid paying one hundred thousand dollars inchild support to his ex wife. Kemp
was found out later that year thathe was not dead and indicted in November

(48:49):
of twenty twenty three, and hisruse was said to have caused around one
hundred and ninety five thousand dollars indamages. Not only do his ex,
his family and computer networks that heinfiltrated hundred thousand dollars. I'm taking a
shot too, man. It's alot of money. And dude, is
the dad. You're always in thewrong. They're always going to come after
you. Well, the the housewe bought in Brigatine a couple of years

(49:10):
ago. Like the old guy died, he still gets bills and everything.
I'm like, oh, they're tryingto shake him down for money. Who
I send a letter in say,by the way, this guy's dead,
you're never getting your cash. Dude. I remember my mom, cold hearted
bitch, my dad he died.I mean, the body isn't even cold
yet. And she made sure,dude, she ran to every bank that

(49:34):
they had, Yeah, and tookout every piece of money that had his
name attached. But they can getit before they could get it, because
she knew, like you know,she she knew that they dude, as
soon as that his death, Sercrammicategets put into like that registry. Dude,
they come knocking, and they comeknocking quick. I'm smart. Uh.

(49:55):
We've all seen movies where a windowor a door blows out on a
plane because a win and someone getssucked out movies, right, Yeah,
life Now in China, this happenedin an apartment building. The wind got
so bad it was typhoon like windsthat the winds were ripping through apartment buildings
and people were flying out of theirapartments. Wow, like the movie twist.

(50:16):
The three people were swept out oftheir apartment windows by strong winds and
died some while sleeping on mattresses.So they flew out like like a like
a magic carpet, exactly it theyabout they wouldn't they land on the mattress.
I don't think so. I don'tthink that's how that works. Dude.

(50:36):
I'll never forget. Uh. Youknow, Brigantine can be very windy.
And I remember we were setting upsomething for some like beach concert or
something, and something was happening inBrigantine where we were setting up on the
beach and we had those dumb inflatableshere for the radio stations where it's like
a it's like a you know,like a story tall inflatable. Yeah,
And I'm watching one of our promokids that I love, sid and she's

(51:00):
trying to put this thing up ona windy day and bring a teen on
the beach. Dude, the thingtakes off like a kite, but she's
inside of it, and so nowshe's flying down the beach with this thing
like a kite and she can't stopand I can't stop laughing. But dude,
I mean, she could have gotseriously hurt. Yeah, but do
you want to deal with Shannon whenyou get back and have to explain her

(51:22):
wh how that inflatable flew away?You see? You see this happen with
birthday parties with people who rent bouncehouses, where like augusta wind will take
the bounce house up into the airand now you got a bunch of kids
inside a bounce house and it's justflying through the air. I've helped a
neighbor man have to go into anotheryard over a fence to get his trampoline
back. Trampolines are always big.Yeah, I'm I'm shocked. My trampoline

(51:44):
hasn't taken off yet. Texas policehave arrested a fifty six year old can
Swalea Maria Dubbou and her eighteen yearold daughter Isabella, for traveling across the
country to give illegal butt injections forabout six grand. Cops say the duo
we're planning to inject an unlabeled brownliquid into the ass of customers on Wednesday,
but that customer ended up being anundercover police officer. The mother,

(52:07):
daughter, Booty and handsment team alsoreportedly gave an officer Xanax the relax before
the procedure. Both have been chargedwith unlawfully practicing medicine without a license,
and the mom was also hit witha charge for delivering a controlled substance.
Even after the arrest, the duomaintained that what they do is from the
heart and the clients really need thatbutt injection. I guess that's to get

(52:30):
what the j lo or Kim Kardashianasked. I guess, man, Yeah,
girls used to put those avadonka donkIs that what the kids still call
it? You can put those littlesliders in the back, but then you
get home, you take your pantsoff of the guys. Well where's that
ass that I fell in love withthe bar? Yeah, no, there's
little chicken cutlets that are on thefloor. Now I need it in there.
Uh, there you go. Thosepeople they haven't bet you, not

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so much. One hundred point sevenZXL SAP Jersey's rock station ZXL Morning Show.
Genius. These guys were geniuses.You've brought this up before. Two
Okay food trucks after an event justto park them on the side of the
road. How you can gouge peachpeople for more price? That was for
a while, man, My wifeand me and my father in law,

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who was you know, started outas a short order cook as a teenager
into his twenties. That was ourthing we wanted. The idea was get
a food truck in the summer.Park it on the corner outside the bars
in like North Wildwood, Yeah,dude, and only be open from like
eleven PM until like three I don'tknow when the bar is closed in Wildwood,

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like three am whatever. I mean, man, yeah, fire up
the griddle, man, just startsizzling things hot, sell hamburgers real quick.
Get me there, like we weregonna do like breakfast sandwiches, like
scrapple all that stuff. And yougot these drunk people rolling out of these
bars. Dude, they'll just they'regonna throw money at your hand and fist
right like here. Just go nuts. So it didn't. It didn't work
out, but that was the idea. Believe it wrestled me in here right

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now. I've got a I gota cheese steak and my stomach okay,
I got I got crab fries.I got the old crab fries on which
you know what, Okay, listen. I got the tickets from my friends.
Man, we went. They werevery nice and in offering to pay
for things, I didn't let themto me. I'm like, you know
what, man, tickets are free, bro, I don't need you.

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Yeah. They drove, yeah,parking, and one guy got me a
bottle of water. I needed it. The deal is if someone gives you
free tickets, at least you cando is drive and pay for part and
at least yeah. So we're leavingnow, we're walking out of the venue.
I got a couple of drinks atme too. All I want is
ice cream, right, I'm like, like, mister softy, okay,

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So I'm walking out. I wantto go where can we get ice cream?
Right? I'm ready to go toa wild wall for a for an
ice cream sandwich or a nutty.But I just want ice cream. I
don't know why I want ice You'regonna go to friendlies? Are you pregnant?
Do you want pickles? Do?We're walking out? Don't you see
there's a mister off these ice creamtrucks right outside of the event. Now,
these guys they don't look like that. They look like they could have

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stolen this truck sitting on the sideof the road. I hear the music,
I don't even know. I thinkI'm imagining it. I'm like,
did I just am I imagining thatthere's an ice cream truck? Did they
have the music playing? Had themusic playing and everything? Right? Well,
how about the guys with the saltpretzels in the shopping cart? Where
did they get those salt pretzels?Yeah, not so solid. It's a
joke. It's now it's a hardpretzel and warm beer at the end,

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which, by the way, Isaw a ten year old selling them at
the end of the event. I'mlike, yo, what is a school
night? Maybe this kids should behome guys. Maybe he's an entrepreneur.
I don't know. Always wait tillthe end of the night, man,
because dude, I remember me andyou leaving Game seven Phillies lose. A
guy tried to on the way tothe car sell me a T shirt and
he's like five bucks, man,five bucks. I just gotta get rid
of these shirts, right, AndI said show me the shirt and he

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goes, no, no, no, it's cool with just five bucks.
Fine, And I said show methe shirt and it was Phillies National League
Champions And I was like, dude, no, I'm not buying a National
League Champion chip shirt when they didn'twin. But like a child, my
buddies, Hey, man, comeon, I'll get ice cream with you.
So we go up twelve dollars foran ice cream. Twelve doll but
hey, because you're drunk one hundredpercent. These guys making money hand over

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fist. Well done. I don'teven know if it's your mister softee truck,
but well done, boy man,well done. My wife will fall
into this. The guy like you'retailgating. He walks up and he's got
like a rambo strap across his chestand it's all coozies. My wife will
drop ten bills on a koozie andI'm like, are you nuts a cooozie?
Scott here warm? These these peopleare drinking at a tailgate. This

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guy comes up and he's like,I got I got look at this,
I got a Jason Kelsey coozy andshe's like, she's all in, dude.
At one point they exchange phone numbersand she's like, call me next
time you're up here. I lovedyour coozies. Everybody, thanks your calls
today. Always welcomed on the show. Glad we all a part of us.
Stay there we'll kick off that rockblock for you right now. It
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