TUESDAY 5-13-25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Upsley, wake up.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
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a time of regulations and rules under the scrutiny of
bosses and management? One show breaks all the rules to
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the rest.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
And this show.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Isn't it?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Hey? Hey, good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
The morning.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
We didn't talk about it yesterday. Uh, I just wanted
to let everyone know. I know a lot of wrestling
fans out there. Uh Saboo died.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Oh I don't know. Sab Saboo was Dewey's crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
He would do these jumps off the ropes and off
tables and chairs.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
He played like a like a Middle Eastern part, like
a Sheeic. Yeah right, Like I believe his uncle was
the Sheet and not the iron sheet, but the Sheeic
and uh, big guy in e c W very nineties,
tried to get them legit and go to like w CW.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
I think he did a run in WWE.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
He never really took off, but like hardcore wrestling, Like dude,
he would slice his body up, like when you see
these guys they're taking light bulbs to the head and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Okay, that kind of wrestling, that kind of wrestling, and
uh and he died. Man is sixty. But he literally
wrestled like two weeks ago. He did. He did I
think they called it like a death match. He looks
like a younger, cooler version of the Iron Sheet. Yes,
he was that. And now he's got the Tom Crew
or the and that's dude, and that's.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
Him like a couple of years ago. But he was
like you know, you were talking like nineties with you know,
with the ECW run. Yeah, dude, he was a he
was nuts.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Man. He would do these jumpsall folding chairs that were insane. Right, Yeah,
he's wanted to get himself hurt. Huh he's dead. Yeah yeah,
I mean, dude, I can't imagine what his body looked like.
But did he have an action figure? Yes, he did.
He c W had an Action figure line. Yeah, I'm sure.
I'm sure w W e's done something for him too.
So was he oka, say, was he part of the
Hulkogan's Rock and Wrestling Wrestlers? I know, Junkyard Doll, Peter Piper,

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Peter Piper.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
Yeah, yes, so no, he was not part of the
Rock and wrestling.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
He was part of I don't even know what to
call it, the E c W. It was.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
It was violent. He was the violent version of the
nineties violent. He was part of that attitude era, which
you know that was. It was because wrestling was huge
right in the eighties, MTD wrestling right then. Uh then
it died in the in the early nineties, it saw

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and in the mid nineties it pops off again with
E c W and then Stone Cold and the Rock
and all that jazz and sebit was part of that mix.
He's dead dead age sixty seven, young dude, but you
should I mean, honestly, the fact that he lived the
sixty is crazy. That you should see the stuff that
this guy was doing.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
He's nut. He was able to jump off the ropes
like I don't mean the corner, like the turn buckle,
the actual rope rope.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
Dude, he would jump from a chair to the rope
and then jump off the rope.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Well, you'll die at sixty if you could do all
those magnific especially he wrestled two weeks ago.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
In New Egypt pretty much, dude, which, by the way,
my brother just sent me a flyer.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
All right, let me know when I'm gonna try and
mold on. I'll tell you.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
Saturday June seventh, New Egypt, New Jersey. You WC Wrestling.
It's at a American Legion Hall.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Perfect.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
It is so much fun, dude, it is so much fun.
That's gonna be Saturday June seventh, UWC is coming back
in beautiful downtown New Egypt.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Hey, everybody, Tuesday, we'll dive into that. We're gonna find
out x Here's Old Egypt is Old Egypt? Right, what's
that look like? We'll find as the XL Workforce employee
the day today for that, you could win. David Lee Roth,
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Good morning, everybody, do it live. I can alrite it
and we'll do it live. And things sucks. I'm Scotty.
Good morning. Here's some news.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
Foul Us authority's arrested a man last week. It's not funny,
but it is a little bit. Yeah, you're laughing. Who's
accused of recording sexual assaults on dogs? Wait a minute,
people on dogs are dogs on him? On dogs him
on dogs. Hunter Roy of Maple Shade was in the custody.
It's charged with various defenses, including third degree distribution of

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child sexual abuse material, possession of child sexual abuse.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Material, and animal cruelty.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
Investigators also alleged that Roy took videos of himself sexually
assaulting a rottweiler. He then allegedly exchanged the videos online. Okay,
I'll play the other side of this. What if that
animal didn't mind it? Do you think you did the
animal look sexy?

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Maybe? Maybe the animals so bad? Dude?

Speaker 4 (05:30):
That's you gotta dude, you got there's something off for
you to sexually assault a dog.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Yeah, ask the parents how this kid grew up, because
you know this the kids smashing frogs against concrete walls
twenty six. Huh, Hunter Roy.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
After nearly three weeks, one of the largest wildfires in
New Jersey's history is completely contained. As of yesterday, the
New Jersey Forest Fire Service said the Jones Road wildfire
in Ocean and Lacy Townships in Ocean County as one
hundred percent contained.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
We forgot out about two days afterwards. Did we just
forget about that thing?

Speaker 4 (06:03):
I mean once, I guess it's it's it wasn't going
to affect anyone. We forgot about it, but dude, it
was a nasty fire. A popular brand of coolers is
recalling one hundred and thirty thousand products due to serious
safety hazards that may cause you to lose your fingertips.
According to the US Consumer Product Safety Commission, Igloo is
recalling its ninety court flip and tow rolling coolers because

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of its potential to cause serious injuries. Igloo also recalled
twenty thousand coolers in Canada and six thousand in Mexico.
Iglu received seventy eight reports of fingertip injuries, with twenty
six of those being fingertip amputation, bone fractures, or lacerations.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Okay, but it's safe to put a cooler on a
scooter right that rides around the parking lot while you're drinking.
That I never looke kept that, never understood that. Say,
it was awesome, but it's also dangerous.

Speaker 4 (06:52):
I have one of those. What was the one that was?
It was huge during COVID everyone got one. It's it's
it's the cooler, like you could put ice in it
and the ice lived.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
The yeties, dude, they're made out of some space shuttle material.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
Ms.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Dude, you're super heavy. They're so inconvenient, like you'd like
to take it to the beach or something like that.
They're just super inconvenient. Like, dude, give me my old
school Coleman. You know it's a lot lighter, is right Gary?
Over top of the.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
All my coolers have my last name on it, because dude,
that's the worst is when you lose a cooler. Yea,
So now I mark it with my last name. I
tattoo it on it.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
That's news. What about sports?

Speaker 4 (07:33):
Cardinals beat the Phills three to two last night Again
tonight six forty five.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
They do it. Listen to the game right here at
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Speaker 4 (07:39):
Official Philadelphia Phillies ratio station. Seventy six ers will pick
number three in the draft. That's what they got. They
had the fifth best odds earning the number one overall pick.
But they're gonna be picking at three.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Let's get another seven foot guy that doesn't play and
has bad knees.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
I guess they're looking for that kid. I don't know
what team you page the place for Duke. He's like
they probably he's like the hot kid that's whateverone, you know,
but it looks like he's probably gonna go to the Maverick.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
You mean good looking or good player? I know he's hot,
got yeah, he's sexy, that guy.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
Uh and the Eagles will be opening up the twenty
twenty five NFL season against the Cowboys at the Link Thursday,
September fourth.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
There you go, that's news that sports. I reign to day.
H have the sixty seven rain tonight op at sixty
tomorrow for your Wednesday more rain. I have to sixty
seven sixty two outside right now one hunch point seven ZXL,
South Jersey's rock station ZXL Morning Shot seven ZXL, South
Jersey's rock station ZXL Morning Show. Bears. Bears cost me
six hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
Bears like like a like a you mean like a
grizzly bear or a black bear or a brown animal.
The bear not like a bear, A heavy set bearded
fat man.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Yes. No, not the guy, yeah, not the guy in
a relationship that with the hairy back. No real bear. Yeah.
So we have this place in Tennessee. Now we think
it's kind of cool to bears. They float around the
house all the time because no one' sye like he
rent it, and when people aren't there, the bears come
up and me and my wife we can't get enough
that we're like, oh my god, there's bears in the
ring camera. They're by the cool because we don't have

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bears Jersey.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
So it's like, yeah and down when you live in
a mountain this region and even in Jersey up north
right northwest, there's a.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Ton of black bears. Yeah, and we don't get out
that way very often. We think it's a cool thing
for me. You want to go get It's like it's
one of those animals you want to go give a
hug to, but you can't.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
And we ruined that with teddy bears. We gave our
kids teddy bears and now they think bears are huggable.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
You're right, man, Really it was a cool stuffed animal,
remembered He talked, and he thought the bear was kind
of the cool thing. So we think it's awesome until
it rips apart your spa cover and it costs you
five hundred and ninety nine dollars to get done. I
would like the cover of the hot tub. So we
get a call man for the people that run this
this airbnb thing that we had that. We're just hemorrhaging
money from anyway. We haven't made one payment you have

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you've had for a year. But anyway, we hope it'll
come around. So far it's been an awful We've been
there twice, but uh, you know, we hope it, Uh,
it'll come around. We'll start at least make the nut.
So we don't really have an extra six hundred dollars
to spend on the pool cover because a spot cover
expends a pool cover. Yeah, because the one renter from
uh May just now we gotta we gotta pay for
the spa cover. So we get a call. Listen, man,

(10:18):
the bears came and they took the cover off the spa.
And I'm shaking my head a little bit, like really
like why what what would make a bear take the
spa cover off and scratch the side of the spa.
He's like, we've heard it been done before. Now we
didn't catch it on the ring camera. I don't know.
I gotta believe this guy. Dude. If I if you
got a picture of a bunch of bears just hanging
in a hot tub, yeah, that's awesome. It would be
awesome if they got in were sitting up like humans.

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They're smoking cigars. They took the cover to take it off,
so we gotta, yeah, we gotta. I assume it's the
honor system. This guy's not telling us a lie. But
the bears came and just mauled the cover off. So
now we got to spend six hundred dollars on a
pool spa cover for this hot time.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
Maybe man, I know they you know, look they go
after trash quite a bit.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
I don't know it.

Speaker 4 (11:00):
Maybe like the chemicals for the hot tub maybe got
them smelling something.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
And then I'm like, well, can someone walk through the woods,
like where do they are the bears? That's smart that
they take this thing into their little capes and cover.
Oh they took it. They can't even find to cover
any It's cool. I'm like, what kind of bears are
we deal with? I gotta assume, like, does this happen
in Florida with alligators? With animals? Because here here we've
never had an animal really cause damage to your house.

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Do alligators just let people stuff apart? Down in Florida
where you got to keep paying for it?

Speaker 4 (11:31):
The animal that causes most damage around here is like raccoons,
Like they get in your attic. Okay, they get in
your chimney, that.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Kind of thing. Alligators one hundred cause issue. They eat
your dog.

Speaker 4 (11:44):
Yeah right, that's why everyone in Florida has those screened
in porches for that reason.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Like do they just chew on your do you have
to worry about coming out? And your car tire was
chewed by an alligator? Video of people walking.

Speaker 4 (11:58):
Out the front porch and there's an that's a real
thing just sitting right there.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
And same thing.

Speaker 4 (12:03):
Man, I'll watch videos these bears now, because they come
accustomed to humans and trash and everything. They'll walk up
in people's decks. If there are people's patio doors open,
the'll walk in the house.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
You think about that. Now, we can't even keep the
kitchen door open because a bear seriously might just stroll
into the house.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
Well, and that's happened actually to a couple of people
I know with deer. The deer becomes so accustomed to
humans they leave a screen door open, and the deer
get in the house and cause all kinds of damage.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Yeah, I assume a bear, you know, bear, you could
probably try and I mean he might just walk around.
But I've seen videos where the deer gets inside and
it doesn't stop. Man, it'll kill itself and it just
ruins everything.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
So my ex wife's best friend lived in Metford and
this is when Metford was still just woods, right, and
a deer got into their house caused all kinds of
damage trying to get out, right, it's just just destroying everything.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Yeah, jumped through the.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
Big living room when though, you know, you know, like
our houses have that big living room window, Yeah, the
one that's real inexpensive to replace that one. Jumped through it, yeah,
and then just took off into the woods, just watching
it just destroy your What are you gonna do?

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Yeah, that's why I have no choice five hundred ninety
nine dollars for a SPA cover because of the bear.
And I'm like, well, what what can we do to
prevent them coming back and grabbing a new cover? I
know what that is talking about the bear. Yeah, it's
bad news. Yeah, I get it, I get it. I
get it. There was a guy on our RNT camera
with a gun, right, sure, a couple of weeks bears,

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that's where you have a gun. Now, I'm rooting for
this guy to come back with a bigger gun and
just all if I come back and there's four bearskin
rugs sitting on my patio. I got no problem with it. Yeah,
some guy just wrestles away a hot tub cover. Do it, buddy,
come out just with your gun and just blast them all. Yeah,
six hundred bucks. Huh yes, sir sucks man, Yeah, yeah,
it sucks. Well. It was cool to see a picture

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of a of a bear in a hot tub, though,
well I wanted the video at least of the bears
that were just muling up the pool covers. They throwing
it back and forth like a frisbee. Are they laying
on it, rolling on their backs, you know, with their
bellies out.

Speaker 4 (14:06):
It's gonna suck because you think you're getting dinner and
then you bite into it.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
And it's a hot tub hot tub cover. Look, we
get back. We are some rock news.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
But right now I got a parent tickets David Lee
Roth coming to the hard Rock. You want to go
see David Lee Roth, Diamond Dave.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Coming to the hard Rock six zero nine six seven
seven hundred seven six zero nine six seven seven one
hundred seven six zero nine six seven seven one hundred seven.
We get back Rock News. Fo Gerald and Scottie Rock
new news. There's some rock news for you.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
The sex Pistols have added more dates that are coming
North American tour. The United Group without Johnny Rotten is
now playing shows across Europe. Original member Steve Jones and
Paul Cook and Glenn Mattlock. We'll start a North American
run in mid September. Four new dates have been added.
The concerts will mark the fiftieth anniversary of the sex pistols.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
First US show. I mean, you would know, can they
do it without Johnny Rotten? Can it be done? Dude?
Johnny Rottney's old and he's old and fat is he was?
He the singer, he's a singer. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
And the other guy who's the guy who killed his
girlfriend he died too, Sid Vicious? Uh uh he uh yeah,
he killed his girlfriend and was they arrested him.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
He was going on trial and then overdose before the
trial started.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
So the two guys are gone with the coolest names.
Yes sexist, yes, yes, Johnny Rotten and Sid Vicious. So
did we get Hank and we get Troy out there?

Speaker 1 (15:33):
He Gary's so yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
They've had reunions ninety six, two thousand two, two thousand
and seven, but Johnny Rotten is just.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
He's a dude. He is just a pain in the ass.
He's and he you know, he still tries to I
mean he's gotta be seventy and he still tries to
play that like punk rock part. It's like, dude, I
think he's bold. The closest show we're gonna get.

Speaker 4 (16:01):
And we'll talk about it coming up here in just
a bit is Voice Theater, No, the film more in Philadelphia,
September twenty sixth.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
That's gonna be uh the sex pistols.

Speaker 4 (16:12):
Gene Simmons has been widely mocked for offering a job
as a roadie. If you gave him thirteen thousand dollars,
you pay Jeene Simmons thirteen thousand dollars, you can be
a roadie for the night.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
See if I had money, right, real, f you money,
I would do that for you. That would be a
birthday gain. That's a great gift for you. Uh no, dude,
I would that. I would do that. It's so stupid.
You can to carry his amp in so dumb, dude,
he'll you.

Speaker 4 (16:39):
He has a thing where he has like a it's
like a big crate, right, It's like a box set
it's got all this Kiss memorabilia and Jean Simmons memorabilia.
And I believe if it's like fifty grand, that if
you call off a fifty grand he'll.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Fly to your house and deliver it. Yeah, pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (16:56):
The guy A guy took him up on it. Guy
spent thirteen grand. He said, this is what I chose
to spend my money on. He's a corrections officer who's retired,
Dwayne Risotto, him and his thirteen year old son. They
did it up in Red Bank. He said, I'm not
gonna die with a lot of money. I want to
die happy. So that's what he spent my money on.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
This guy must be single unless his wife has just
lived at the fact that he spent thirteen thousand dollars
on this gi us new patio furniture.

Speaker 4 (17:24):
Gene Simmons even brought him out to saying happy Birthday
because it was the guy's birthday.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
So, I mean, look, people do it, dude. You know,
the first like two rows at Kiss shows are these
like ridiculously expensive seats and you get like a signed
guitar and you get to meet the band. Hey, people
do it, man.

Speaker 4 (17:43):
Yeah, Like I love Kiss, but I'm not spending thirteen
grand to go be a roadie for the day. Cbgbis
you know what that is, Jojoe, I don't. We used
to be the rock club in New York City. Cebgb's
they're now going to have it's not anymore now it's
a I think it's a clothing shop.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
They're going to have.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
A cbe GB's Festival, presented by the Bowery Presents, taking
place September twenty seventh under the k Bridge Park in Brooklyn.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
The one day event has a bunch.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
Of musical acts including The Sex Pistols, Johnny Marr, Markey Ramone,
The Damned, the Melvins, Gorilla Biscuits, the Linda Linda's.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
Let's see here. I would get a gorilla jacket, white
popper going to headline see a Gorilla Biscuits T shirt
would be really cool to wear because no one knows
what that is. But I love the name Gorilla Biscuits.
Gorilla Biscuits. Yeah, so yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
So tickets go on saale Thursday May fifteenth.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
What's that? That's in two days?

Speaker 4 (18:51):
So Thursday May fifteen, if you want to go to
the cb GB Festival.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
So what order would you put those groups in. If
I walk in, who's the first group? Who do you
think who's open it up? Yeah? Well okay, so Iggy
Pop's going to close the show. Okay, okay, we'll go
from reverse to Pop and Jack White are going to
close the shows, right, Yeah, who's opening up? Lip Critic? Okay, yep,
maybe Soul Glow Okay, nail Gun Okay, nail gun.

Speaker 4 (19:19):
Yeah, okay, no, go ahead. This is who's opening up?
Team Mortgage?

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Okay, Team Mortgage, Team teen Mortgage. Okay, yes, so they're
the first ones on so destroy Boys. They might open up.
I don't know. I don't know. If I fear, you
know the music, you would know what should be.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
I know, a lot of lip critic and the clipboard
behind the stage, like you're up, Team Mortgage.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
There you go, some rock news for you.

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the number one preset It helps if you lick your
finger before you do it. Because I was trying to
hit the preset. My finger was dry, so I I
spit in my hand and I click my finger and
I hit the precept.

Speaker 4 (20:22):
It's like when I do my Bible reading, I lick
my finger to turn the pages.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Yesterday I saw a woman. I'm at a I'm walking
out of a store and there's some like young kids.
They just park. They're getting out of their car.

Speaker 4 (20:37):
You know, radio's Blair, and I'm the old man get
off my lawn, like I'm like, turn the radio down, kids,
And dude, we all get a chuckle because I don't
know what this woman was on, but it was a
woman I'm gonna guess in her sixties, maybe seventies. She
comes hot into the parking lot, and dude, she goes

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and parks, and you just hear cool runch and and
me and the kids turn around and look because I'm
literally passing them as it happens, and I.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
Use hear one kid go ooh.

Speaker 4 (21:11):
She dude, she runs into the curb, but her bumper
just I mean she ripped the bumper off. She goes
up onto the sidewalk, but it probably was a good
four or five inch lip of the curb that she
just hit going a good amount of speed. I thought
she was going to run into the store.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
I wonder if we make those a little too high,
because you're seeing it more. I guess with the low
profile of cars, my wife car will do the same thing.
And it's like, you're like, okay, I'm good. Maybe it's
just an inch or two too. I'm watching this woman
and just you know, crunch, write that sound, and then
I'm I'm I'm chuckling. Me and the kids are looking
at each other. We're just like oof and uh. And

(21:49):
so I'm walking by her and I can hear her
because her windows down a little bit, and she's kind
of mumbling to herself.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
She's like she's like, ah, new breaks. That's like, yeah,
you're gonna break it a little sooner. I was like, lady,
I was like, you need more than new breaks. Now,
you need to take a nap. This is a this
is a woman thing. This is a woman thing with
hitting those things with the bottom of your bumper, scraping
them up, and it's also hitting the side of curbs.
Women for some reason had that rocky eye where they

(22:15):
can't seem to see. My wife has a curb at
her work where she parks. And I only know this
because both our cars have the same scratch. Yeah, the
passenger side bottom of the bumper right in the front
of the car. The exact same scratch on both cars.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:35):
And I'm like, and I pointed out to my wife,
what what happened here? Oh, it's it's the curb at work.
I go, okay, well, don't hit it. Just like it's
super easy.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Just curb. Does the curb move? It jumps, It jumps
out at you. I remember my neighbor, his wife is
an awful driver. He's had to replace his fence twice
where she would back into the fence. Or you know what.
Let me tell you the greatest invention ever and this
is for women. One hundred was the tennis ball on
a string in the garage. You wish it could hang

(23:11):
from the universe down every time a woman goes to
Parker car because that's how you stop the woman from
hitting your garage wall. It was the tennant and when
it hit the tenant, when it hit the winch, show
you stop your car. That was for That was for
every woman out there because a guy was scared, you're
gonna run through the house. Yeah, I do.

Speaker 4 (23:27):
Even my grandmother, like this is back in the sixties.
She finally got her license, right, like she was, I don't.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Know, fifty. She don't give this woman a license at fifty.

Speaker 4 (23:37):
Right, she gets her license, right, she said, dude, she's
from Italy, right, she gets she gets her license.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
A little small share. It was a small driveway, and
she's bagging you know, old you know in old cutlasts
or something. She's backing it up. She she doesn't know
how to back up, so she's backing up with the
door open, with her head out to see if something's
behind her. Oh.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
So of course the door gets caught on like a
closed pole, right, Like like a clothesline pole rips the
door off. Yeah, that's a hard thing to replace, man,
when you screw up sixty four.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Yeah, why we gave old people such big cars. Well
back in the day, my mom, like, honestly, she used
to drive. I remember as a kid she loved Cadillacs.
Cadillacs for my mom's thing. Dude, it was like driving
a boat.

Speaker 5 (24:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
They were big, man, it was just huge.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
There were solid, big, solid machines, which is great if
you're in an accident, but uh, but yeah, this woman, Dude,
I'm watching it and I'm watching her get out.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
Of the car, and I'm like, there was a part
of it.

Speaker 4 (24:39):
It was like, I mean, should I probably like call
someone because you could tell she was definitely impaired.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Well you just oh that she was drinking. She looked
like something. I don't know if she was drinks. She
definitely shouldn't have been driving. Dude. I have a memory
when my I was young, man, so I like, like,
I don't know, probably like fifth or sixth grade. My
dad did construction, so my little spring breaks the summertime.
I would go to work with my dad and I'll
never forget, man. We're sitting there waiting for it. It's
like when you get to the office a little bit earlier,

(25:07):
to the warehouse whatever before you start. And we're sitting
in a car and my dad's probably smoke a cigarette
with the windows up, drinking coffee. And I'm sitting there
and I watch this guy fly in and he hits
the side of the building and just gets out of
his car like it's normal. Like this guy must have
been on an all night bed, he stops. That's construction.
That's construction working for you, dude.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
I had a seven eleven at the entrance of my
development growing up, and there was a kid I went
to school with.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
We were in middle school.

Speaker 4 (25:36):
Mom apparently liked to have a few cocktails in the morning, right,
maybe some screwdrivers. She drops him off at the bus stop,
which was the seven eleven parking lot, puts the car
in drive instead of reverse, drove through the seven eleven.
There you go, dude, that I mean, like, you don't
live that down because now you're the you know, your
mom's the drunk mom. Yep, Like I think she got

(25:56):
a dewey like it. Yeah, you might as well move
because now you're gonna be the kid with the drunk mob.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
At least if you hit a car, it could be
their fault or your fat She drove through man like,
she took out like not only the window, but like
the brick and everything. She drove through the seven eleven.
But yeah, this woman's bumper was fed up. Yeah, after
you could do well, then I was like, your fault,
of your fault.

Speaker 4 (26:18):
But I'm like, dude, she was probably about a foot
or two away from just hitting the building.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
Yeah, I guess that's why it's there. Did stop it
stopped her? All right, Look we get back. Well, I
got some headlines. This report is sponsored by Macy's Backstage.
We of course, we'll watch your point sevens, the Excels,
South Jersey's rock station, and the XL Morena Show. I

(26:46):
got friends that don't do very well for themselves, right.
I got a guy who's living at a buddy's house
and a room and he's, you know again, at almost fifty,
he had accomplished a whole lot. No, it's not a
very nice house either.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
Man.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
He has a dog that bites I went over the
for a UFC fight. It's like, I don't know, hasn't
been updated in, Like, yeah, but this dog really well,
I guess my dog, actually, my dog actually did worse
than this dog. And I think about it. But I
would just be sitting there and it's always come up
and bite my leg for no reason. I'm like, well,
this is this is dumb. Yeah, I don't like that. Dude.
If you got pets like that, just put lock them

(27:20):
away when people are over. Now. I don't like to
give out money, all right, because I figure, you know what,
I think if you like to give out, there's way
to go out there and work extra if you want,
you want to you want extra money, You mean like
if someone's asking for money. Yeah, And this guy didn't
ask for money. He never asked for anything. But he
does come over and never brings anything when he comes
over for dinners, like that's that's kind of like annoying.
But I know he doesn't have any money. I did

(27:40):
at least bring like a bottle of Boons Farm or something. Bro.
I wanted to hand him five hundred dollars the other day.
And here's and my wife would kill me if I did.
And here's for sure. It's not for a car payment.
It's not he's dude. He's never asked me for anything.
And I know it's like the bottom of the barrel
for this kid. Not a car payment, not not food,
nothing for kids. He has a tattoo of his ex

(28:03):
on his arm, bro I saw. Is that trashy? But
it's a bad mistake, bro, I saw. And again, he
hasn't ever ever asked me for anything, her name on
his arm, never asked me for a time. I almost
wanted to reach in and just grab money and say,
bro listen, I know you could use this for a

(28:23):
million other things. Put your kids into summer camp. I
don't know gas to get back and forth for work.
I actually thought about handing the money so he could
get his wife, his ex wife's.

Speaker 4 (28:33):
Name, and this guy, I think, I know the ex
is doing way better than him.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Yes, yeah, And it's a shame because my wife sees
the videos because she's friends were on Facebook. So he
walked away from the house, which again I can only
give people advice for too long.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
Follow a good job, and she's like back on track,
and he's a mess.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
She he walked out of the house, left of the house.
I said, you should sell the house. You need to
figure this whole thing out. He didn't, And like she
just upgraded her bathroom into like a twenty thousand dollars bathroom,
Like she's doing just fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it doesn't
need him the fact that he has her. And it's
not even small. It's I'm gonna say it's about eight
ten inches all the way down his arm. First of all,

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I don't know what you're gonna change it into, like
what you're gonna cover it up. But he's like, i'd
probably figure about about five hundred dollars to cover this up.
And I almost wanted to give it to him that
I would that I will give you money for because
that I just looked at his face and every day
he's just reminded of this woman. That's a yeah, that's
a yeah, what do you do there? My wife would

(29:35):
kill me. She would say, what what happened? I say, honestly,
I know this guy needed this money to cover up
this statue, not for food. And he's a guy too
where uh he had older kids and like kinda was
done and then got this broad and then knocked her
up a bunch of times. Yeah right, so like so
now he's got older kids that are in their twenties

(29:56):
and now he's got like kid kids. Yeah, knocked up
a girl like out of high scho goal, had kids,
was done with it all, met a younger girl, and
now she wanted kids. He's right back into it all.
I'm like, man, you were there. You lived the life
of a guy who knocked up a girl way too early.
You were done, your kids were out of the house,
and then you started over. It's like every bad decision

(30:16):
this guy could make his made. For example, the tattoo
his wife on his arm. At one time he had
enough money to get that tattoo. Yes, yeah, at one
point he did get the tattoo. He had the money,
but I wanted to hand him the cash. Yeah, I
just felt bad for the guy. You got to live
with that man? Yeah, I know. Damn well, no, you
love that woman before you get a tattoo. Like, I

(30:39):
know a guy his uh he got his daughter's name
tattooed on his arm. And what sucks is he does
not have a good relationship with his daughter and she
goes by a different name. Oh wow, so it makes
no sense now Yeah I thought about that too, like
even know, and I know the girl gets a chuckle

(31:02):
out of it because he has the wrong name tattooed
on his arm. Right Yeah see, I listen. I I
love my wife to death. I still don't think I
get her name tattooed anywhere on my body. I don't
know what's gonna go. What if her online boyfriend slips
up and somehow I find out about.

Speaker 4 (31:18):
Him, Well, my wife she wants to get matching tattoos,
not names. But like I'm like saying, tattoo or something
that connects together or like like there's a connection there.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
I'm like a heart on your arm and a heart
on her arm. You put him together, make a fool
heart something like that exactly.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
Uh So, I'm okay with dad, But anytime you put
faces or names, that's a tough one man.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
Orchard or something of somebody.

Speaker 4 (31:42):
Yeah, if I did my kids like alright, like my
kiss of death?

Speaker 1 (31:45):
What if my kids grow up to be absolute jerk
off and I don't even have a connection with him anymore?
Like what if my dad would have gotten my face
tattooed on his back somewhere and I can see him
in twenty five years?

Speaker 4 (31:55):
What if you got your dad's face tattooed on you?
It would have been all even worse?

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Wh I do with that? Look, we we get back,
We'll do some trash. Oh, love trash.

Speaker 4 (32:25):
Anything thirty y R doty anything, racket rocking or roughing.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
Yes, love frash. Here's some trash for you. Do you
know who Tory Lennai is? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (32:43):
I guess it's a rapper. He's in jail, he was
attacked in jail. He was stabbed a bunch of times.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
What do you do? I don't know, Yeah, I don't
know what he did. I don't know what he did
to get in there. That usually matters in the prison.
Day was in the prison yard. So yeah, I guess
he is a rap. I think he's a rapper. Okay,
so there's probably some gang stuff going on. I guess.

Speaker 4 (33:07):
Remember Farah Abraham, the teen mom who ended up doing porn? Yeah,
I do she she's doing comedy. Now she's gonna be
a stand up comedian. I guess the reality show world
and the comedy world or the porn world turned h
their back on hers.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Now she's gonna do comedy. Never thought he was being
funny in the show.

Speaker 4 (33:28):
She and she's did that thing where she was an
okay looking girl, but she did a lot of work,
like everything is plastic on her. But she's still damn
it did porn for a while. Comedy, huh, comedy, Now.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
You know she's gonna do some comedy.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Uh. Let's see here. Anything happened with the Diddy trial yesterday?
I didn't watch it. No, I don't think I heard
anything about it. I wish they'd put it on TV.
I want to watch it.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
So in the uh, I guess the opening statements yesterday
some of the things that used to happen at the
Freak Goffs were golden showers, right, we know, illegal, inappropriate,
but I mean, I guess if you're underage, maybe yeah,
you know.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Key.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
He would bribe people at the parties not to talk
about what's happening at the freak golf So.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
Yeah, I did hear. He tried to collect the phones,
and when they didn't want to give up their phones willingly,
he ended up paying them money I guess for the
phones because you don't want anything going on again, not illegal,
not illegal, yeah, and bad taste, but not illegal. He
really liked his baty oil.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
It really came out yesterday too, that like he would
really complain if there wasn't enough baby oil.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Not illegal, not illegal. Go ahead, yeah, go ahead. I'll
play the defense here. He really, you can have as
much baby oil as you want. I mean, I guess, yeah, right,
yeah you can. It's I guess it's gotta suck.

Speaker 4 (34:59):
I'm I'm looking at a picture here of a girl
who was you know, Josh Allen, the quarterback. Yeah, well
he's dating an actress, Haley stan Steinfeld. I think they're engaged,
but he's got this ex girlfriend and it's gotta suck
knowing that you just missed out on like huge amounts
of money.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Like she's the girlfriend before the wife.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
Yeah right, girl's super hot Instagram model of course, blah
blah blah. But you know, I think he just signed
like a two hundred million dollar deal or something like that,
Like he just got a big contract, and you gotta
be like, I just missed out.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Now did she leave him?

Speaker 5 (35:38):
He'd leave her?

Speaker 4 (35:39):
It sounds like he left her, And it's like, do
you got to go back and think I shouldn't have
gotten him in this argument, I shouldn't have said that, dude,
I shouldn't have said this to him, Like I drove
him away, and now he's two hundred million dollars richer,
and I'm living in a you know, one bedroom condo.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
The best is draft night. Man, we're sitting next to
these girlfriend Why that is when you're dating somebody and
they want to put you in the family picture, don't
even get in. Don't even sit next to that guy.
That guy's gonna remember that moment forever, and you're not
gonna be a part of it much longer. He's gonna
go to training camp, make money, he's gonna be he's
going to leave you.

Speaker 4 (36:12):
There's out there's yeah, it's just well that's you know
who kind of got a name for herself was Travis
Kelcey's ex girlfriend on social media because he dropped her
like a bad habit to gain with Taylor Swift. Yeah,
and so she she went online and kind of like
would do play by play and say all the things
that like he's going to do.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
Because this is what he did with me. And it
was kind of fun to watch because she she was
was an insider. Remember Patrick Mahomes was next to a
girl and listen, she probably wasn't a bad looking broad,
but she had that look of reaction when he got
drafted her fate. Her mouth is wide open, her eyes
are wide and she looks like a nut job. Isn't

(36:52):
that his wife? Did he stay with her? Yeah? I
believe that girl. There, you're Patrick Mahome. He's one of
the good guys.

Speaker 4 (37:02):
Oh geez uh, let's see here we will wrap it
up with he is one of the good guys.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Is yeah, dude, I don't trust these door dash things
at all. So there's a guy drives up to somebody's house,
drives in their driveway, right DoorDash guy. Guy comes out
of the house and shoots the guy because he thinks
he's being robbed. But the guy's door dash Guy. I'm like,

(37:30):
I don't, dude, we're giving these people too like ubers
and everything. Look at that girl that was killed because
she got into the wrong Like a guy said he
was an uber and he wasn't. Yeah, like, dude, we
give up all like no sense of responsibility anymore, right,
Like like we're just we just allow these things to happen,
batteries anymore. You could walk out like I was walking

(37:50):
the dog. I was like six in the morning on Saturday,
and there's a woman comes up. She's deliver on Amazon packages.
You don't know. I mean, listen, I'm a normal person.
But if you have some nut job old guy whatever
it thinks someone coming up to his door, Oh man,
you're gonna get shot. That's what it is. And people
are like when you when we were a kid, somebody
knocked on your door, it is kind of exciting. He's like, oh,
let me go get the door now, dude, our house

(38:11):
locks down. Yeah, I don't want any parts of.

Speaker 4 (38:14):
Everyone's got the ring cameras. You know, you're talking like
it's star trek.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
W what do you want? What are you doing here? Uh?

Speaker 4 (38:23):
But he and and it's even the like I scared
the hell out of a Walmart delivery guy the other day.
He rolls in and he's putting stuff on my porch
and I was like, what's up? And dude, you would
have thought this guy shot him. Yeah, he wasn't ready
for it was like seven am. Uh there you go,
some trash for it for more information. Hey, good mornings

(38:53):
the XL. Hey, what's up, buddy?

Speaker 1 (38:55):
How are you hanging in there? Good man? Just hanging
in there? Or you do it well? Bro? I'm doing well.
That's right man. You woke up this morning, you know.

Speaker 4 (39:04):
Man on the right side, dude on the right side
of the grass. And uh, now you're gonna go see
David Lee Roth at the hard Rock how's that?

Speaker 1 (39:13):
That is awesome? I just said, another day of paradise.
Look at that, David. And again we don't notice guy's life.
Maybe his wife left him last night or found out
she was cheating. Maybe he's just hanging in there. David Roth,
I don't said. He can't see the kids anymore, you know,
just lost his job. But he got tickets. So that's
pretty cool. That's cool. Hopefully that didn't happen to you,
so hopefully that everything everything, and good.

Speaker 4 (39:35):
Man everything, he's copasic. I like that, all right, well
what what do you do?

Speaker 1 (39:39):
Sir? All right, he's a cop. Thank you, Thank you sir,
every day, my friend. Really do we really appreciate you guys.
And I was talking to a cop the other day.

Speaker 4 (39:51):
He was in the studio recording a commercial and and
and I was talking to him that I said, dude,
I fall down U like a rabbit hole. On YouTube
of copcam footage. I love when people become Now they
there's just YouTube channels dedicated to it, the people acting

(40:12):
like idiots because they all think they're lawyers now when
they get pulled over, and it's hilarious. And now with
the copcam footage, you can see that the cops are calm,
collected and just let these people ramble on. But before
it was, he said, he said, she said thing, dude,
it's fantastic. God guy, you know, it's a it's a
dui stop. And He's like, I'm not rolling down my window.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
What are they called? I'm a sovereign citizen and I
don't have to show ID yeah or anything like that.

Speaker 4 (40:41):
Yeah, Like, like, come on, dude, just if I don't know.
And once again, I don't want to get you in
any trouble. But I think if you're just nice to
the cop, yep, and do what the cop asked you to.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
Do, everything will go just fun. Yep. I feel there's
more support now. I think we're coming around to supporting
cops a little bit more, I hopefully, man, And that's.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
The way it should be, the cops, the firefighters, man, like,
like these people are putting their.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
Lives on the line for us. We appreciate it. But
what you do, you work it out in court. That's
Right's exactly a good person. But yeah, I don't know
just exactly. Just just cooperate with the police officers, is
that's all? That's one. I was watching a judge the
other day.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
That's another fun thing to watch on YouTube or judges,
and and it was a woman coupled her for a
seatbelt ticket. She caused such a scene it became a felony.
So now she's in felony court.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
And the judges even like, you know this is over
a seatbelt ticket, Like you just didn't like what ain't
you doing right in jail? Right in jail? All right,
look man, you stay on hold, but you're going to
see David Lee Roth over at the Harder Rock. All right,
all right, guys, thank you. We used to get cops
that would chop off those cards all the time. I
always feel guilty about the hand of cards. Yeah, I'm like,
you know what, I was obviously doing something wrong. Whyever,

(41:52):
never get me out of it? I never And I
got a gold medal one man. Yeah, I remember that guy.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Way.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
We took them a little Flyers game. Yeah, damn yeh.
I'm with them with the police. You know, I never
had the balls that give the card. I was like, like,
I'll just die.

Speaker 4 (42:07):
But once again, like I don't know. Only one time
I remember ever kind of mouthing off to a cop.
It was because I I was speed. It was my fault,
one hundred percent of my fault. I was speeding, but
I was speeding with traffic and the guy picked me
out of all the cars pulled over.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
You're like, why me, dude. I I think I was
running to the airport.

Speaker 4 (42:26):
I was already late, and I remember mouthing off, and
I remember the cop like it being like, dude, like
you're getting close to the lot, push up against the hood.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
Yeah a little bit. You deserve every You deserved every
beating from that night stick. But I'll tell you, man,
it's just like if you just do what they say,
yeah you're cool. Yeah yeah. No one's ever going on
a playground just throwing a frisbee and been shot by
a cop. It just doesn't. It just doesn't happen.

Speaker 4 (42:51):
Just when they say, hey, I want your license and registration,
say okay, officer, no problem.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
Honey, you got your ged. Now you're a dude.

Speaker 4 (43:01):
These YouTube channels I follow, they're the best, These TikTokers.
They they're they're they they're like, I know my rights,
Yeah no you don't. Don't you know you you need
a reason to pull me over.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
You didn't know to put a shirt on that fits
this morning before you walk down of the house. Due.

Speaker 4 (43:15):
It's the and it's mainly entitled white young women like
the Karens.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
It's like a young Karen and it's the best.

Speaker 4 (43:25):
Like a soccer mom who's trying to school to cop
on the wall.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
That girl, Yeah, I don't know, go back in the
kitchen and bake a pie, honey, look we get back,
we'll do some headlines. It is the morning shown point
seven is the XL Sound, Jersey's rock station. It did
make me laugh hard.

Speaker 4 (43:50):
Well, yeah, my little guy is becoming full on teenager, right.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
He's moody like a teenager. He mouths off like he
like he has a teen ager.

Speaker 4 (44:03):
And yesterday he's trying to be cool in front of
his friends. So comes home from school, gets off the bus,
him and his buddy come home and they want to
hang out in the garage and play pool and stuff
like that. Okay, gets what it's there for. It's a
wreck room, like that's what we made it into.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Go go nuts.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
Now I'm making dinner, so I'm only a door away.
I can hear them in there. Dude, watching my little
guy try and be cool and curse is hilarious. Him
and his friends think they're so cool because they're cursing,
and they're not even using the curses the right way,
just using them just to use them, just use like
they don't know what they're saying, they don't know what

(44:40):
they're doing, right, but him cursing, it's hilarious. The other
day he dropped the S bomb in front of me.
And my wife in the car. How'd that go down?
My wife laughed, she had a couple drinks in her
I believe, and she thought it was funny. But I
was like, Okay, he's definitely you know, being ballsier. He
I'll tell you, and my it's driving my wife nuts.

(45:03):
Is him becoming older and a teenager now and uh
he's a ball buster and dude, he like, my wife
can't handle it because he just constantly buster balls.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
Yeah. My U. We were driving to go down Wildwood
with our little guys and then he brought a friend
and they were just they were just like like bashing
my wife over, like like my wife was saying something
about I don't know electronics and my my son's like, oh,
here we go again. I'm like, man, you better stop. Yeah,
and they were they were kind of joking with her

(45:36):
where she turned around and said, hey, that's enough. I'm
still your mother. Yeah, I'll take that pool stick and
bash it over your head. Yeah. So yeah, they uh yeah,
she'd liked be but you know what he used. He
was pissed the other day, like ah, he's like, ah,
this got me pissed off or something like that. I
thought it was okay, he was telling the waters, but
pissed was fine. I don't think he understands that's kind

(45:56):
of a you shouldn't use it, but it's really not
a curse word.

Speaker 4 (46:00):
I'll go by what my mom said to me when
I was a kid his age. She was like, I
don't care if you curse in front of your friends,
just don't do it around adult.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
Sure we all did it, man, you know.

Speaker 4 (46:10):
And like I was in I was behind a group
of kids at I don't know it was Walmart or
Target or acting or something like that.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
I don't know. They were like twelve, thirteen, fourteen years old, dude.
They were just trying to be so cool.

Speaker 4 (46:25):
But then I forget that's what you're You're you're trying
to be that at that age, but like you know,
they're just like goofing off and they're saying stuff they
shouldn't be saying. And I and like me.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
I'm like a Karen, I'm almost was like I was like, yo, guys,
yea not at all, tote it down.

Speaker 4 (46:41):
But I'm like, I'm like, no, I was that. I
was that age once you think you think you're so cool.
And that was my son yesterday, him and his buddy
playing pool. Thought they were so cool smoking cigarettes on
a lucky strike and I said, man, smoke these up
put was on each other.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
They really. I mean he just you know, just dropping
this and dropping that.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
And I'll catch him in his room playing video games
and he's lighting the world on fire when it comes
to curse. Yeah, And I just laughed, and I was like,
I was like, don't do it in front of your mom.
Your mom may have something to say.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
About My wife's the worst. Man, Like I can't even
undestand I can't even put her on speakerphone when she
calls me from warschick Ah and she's like she'll dropping
up Bombyn. My teacher's like whoa. I was like, yeah, man,
it's like you haven't heard it before. She's worse than
I am. Yeah, yeah, I I I don't hold back.
I never have uh when I in front of the kids,
because you know what, that's my house.

Speaker 5 (47:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
If you don't like it, move yep. That's like we
don't come over. That's why I'll teach you kids and curses.
Don't worry. I'll give him some cigarettes. Look, we we
get back, we'll do a thing on you.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
Think you have a bet, you think you've got in bed.

Speaker 4 (47:59):
People are really loving this American pope, and it is
cool to have an American pope to know that he
like he hung around, especially locally. He went to Villanova.
He was in the seventies, but he went to Villanova.
But Chicago's loving it because he's a Chicago boy.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
Uh. People are now saying they want the Popemobile to
be the car from the Blues Brothers. Okay, well, I
guess the Cubs came out and said he's a Cubs fan.
He's not a he's a White Sox fan. He grew
up Southside. We think about it, man, He probably stood
in line at a Pat Steaks at one point in
his life. He went out in his buddies. Why is
it Nova? Yeah, he went to Nova game and he
went into Yeah. I mean the Eagles. Eagles were getting

(48:35):
better late seventies, but mid seventies Eagles stunky. I'm sure
he was at the Vet.

Speaker 4 (48:39):
I'm sure the Pope at one time sat at the
Vet and watched Mike Schmidt and Pete Rose.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Play Yeah for two dollars a ticket. Uh. You know,
now in Chicago they keep yelling the Pope. I heard
his house went up. His house was up for sale
and he jacked the price up big time. Now because
it was where the post shot where the Yeah, it's
where the pope again.

Speaker 4 (49:01):
It's a thing you know, people people are wondering will
he because I'm sure he's got to, you know, visit
family and stuff, even like what kind of pizza?

Speaker 1 (49:11):
He looks like they're trying to figure out.

Speaker 4 (49:12):
Because once again, we've never had an American pope, so
we get the and we've never had a pope that's
kind of.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
With this generation.

Speaker 4 (49:21):
Yeah, you feel like, you know the guy, like I
don't know, he's doing things that we did. Like his
brother is you know, his brother's on Twitter. You know
it's saying f Pelosi. Like it's like, yeah, it's a
whole different world. So yeah, Chicago and even Philly, like
last night, the Philly fanatic came out dressed as the pope.
All right, like everybody, everybody's jumping on the bandwagon. Uh,

(49:44):
this is kind of crazy, but I get it, man,
because they're the closest thing we have to us. Chimpanzees.
People who study them say they bang on trees, right,
but they do it with rhythm. Yeah, and it's how
they communicate. And I get man like like, because there's
we figured out rhythm. Why wouldn't they figure out rhythm.

(50:06):
They're very smart, man, They're the closest thing to a
human being we're gonna find.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
So.

Speaker 4 (50:10):
So chimpanzees will communicate by banging on trees in a
certain cadence, and that's how they they they will tell
each other stuff like.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
That's kind of cool. Like imagine, see had a monkey
behind a drum kit that we have it, the one
that plays decembans, not Ticky.

Speaker 4 (50:28):
Dolan's like, hey, that's pretty awesome. Uh, did you know
and why we do studies like this?

Speaker 1 (50:36):
You know?

Speaker 4 (50:36):
So I think this is what those he's trying to
shut down. Uh, there was a study on how the
best way to drop an egg. If you drop an
egg on its side, it's less likely to crack.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
I don't know from any height. I think that why,
that's how I crack them on the side, dude.

Speaker 4 (50:53):
So I got so mad the other day I only
had like three eggs left, and uh, I think I
was breading something and I put them on the counter
and I turn around, they roll off the counter and
break yep, dude, And.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
Now I'm out. I'm out of eggs, like they were
my last two. You try and scoop it off the floor.
How long was it on their floor?

Speaker 2 (51:14):
Out?

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Five second? No? I think.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
I was like, you know, I just gave up no
dinner tonight. So I was so angry because I went
it like I saw it rolling and then I couldn't
get it in time to catch it as it falls
off the counter.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
You gotta block them with the salt and pepper shaker
or something so they don't roll.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
So so mad, But yeah, if you're going to drop
an egg, try and do it on its side. It's
less likely to crack.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
Throw to the house. How do I throw it? I think?
Is that a lost art? That the egg egging of
a house? I haven't heard a lot about kids egging houses. No,
not anymore. We're too lazy, dude. I one hundred percent
think you're right.

Speaker 4 (51:56):
You know how crazy it is like in my neighborhood,
you know, school buses come in the afternoon drop the
kids off.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
I never see kids outside plane. Yeah, I know, man,
we got to forceurs to go.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
It's crazy. Like I'm like, I'm like, where are they
like it used to be.

Speaker 4 (52:11):
After three o'clock in the afternoon, it was just a
melee of kids through the neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
I don't see any of these kids out no more. Nah,
you got too many predators out there. And I got
candy and a white vanful you're looking for there you go. Uh,
those people they haven't bet you not so much.

Speaker 5 (52:26):
For a lot of us saving up a down payment.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
One hundred point seven's the XL South Jerseys rock stations,
the XCEL Morning Show. Uh, I think we may never
get a microwave again. Oh yeah, I missed the microwave.
I'll be honest. I like when we're trying to warm
things up now, I'm gonna put it in a pan
and warm up things from the weekend and you leftovers.
I missed the microph microwave broke. So we went. We
got a price for a microwave. Actually from our uh,

(52:51):
from our guy, wasn't bad. It was like around four
hundred bucks man, like two seventy or two eighty install.
I was gonna say, and then anything, you got to
add a couple hundred on to install. But I'm telling
you it's an easy install. Yeah, yeah, Like I did
it myself by myself. Here's where we are. So he
comes back and that price was good. It's like, listen, man,
make your money. That's fine, come install it. Just get

(53:11):
us a random microwave under five hundred bucks. I'm happy
with that.

Speaker 3 (53:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
So, I don't know if this is a you were
in the business, tell me if this is an upsell. Yes,
So now the spacer between the microwave and the cabinet
will run. It's two hundred and fifty dollars for the
facer between the microwave. It's a little pieces of metal
that make it look nice and clean. Between the microwave
and the cabinet is two and fifty dollars. Yeah, it's okay,

(53:38):
it's yeah, I mean yes, is it an upsell? Yes,
But that's they do it because they're like, oh yeah,
it'll make it more, it'll make it almost like it's
built in. It will look nicer, and I have them
am I now. But apparently the new microwave, the spaces
for the new microwave are two hundred and fifty times.
I think like we're now at eight hundred dollars. We're
honest to god. At this point, I'm just gonna warn

(53:59):
things up in a pan. Yeah, yeah, dude, I mean,
do you need the spacer. I don't know what your
cabinets look like. I can't remember. I don't know. I
can't seem to get a right answer. I just know
the bill went from under five hundred, so now we're
like eight seventy. And at that point we're like, they
call it cheese. We got to hold off, so they
call it cheese. It's it's the all the extra stuff
right right, right, Like I'm dealing with that right now too.

(54:20):
We got a new range and it has that stupid
griddle in the middle. But I'm like, I don't want
the griddle. I want to I want to be able
to use that burner for like big pots. Oh yeah,
I know about it now, and now you got it.
And now it's like I gotta go order. It's like
one hundred bucks to order of the grate that goes
where the griddle goes. Everything is enough sell. I can't

(54:41):
just I don't know, man. Yeah, cheese and warranties, that's
where the money's made.

Speaker 4 (54:46):
I'll take you. You you want to know, I'll give
you the secrets. Warranties that is where a company makes
their money.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Yeah, because I get a nice deal from a buddy
of mine when I buy like like electronic equipment stuff.
With that deal, I know I have to buy the
warranty because that's where he makes his add It's like,
I don't know, man, it's gonna sit on my shelf.
I've had one for ten years. I didn't need a warranty,
but I gotta throw your bone and get the warranty. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (55:11):
Like you talk to like a car dealer, man, they'll
they'll tell you like all that stuff, you know, the
undercoating all that's where all the money's made.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
Man. They love that warranty, you know, and the warranties.
That's where you make some Buco bucks. Yeah, sweeving us
between the spa cover the bears chewed up for six
hundred dollars. In the microwave, we're gonna reel it back
in for a little bit. Now. You should keep the
old microwave and just use it for storage. That's it, dude.
It drives me nuts. My My wife has this one

(55:38):
pot and it doesn't fit anywhere, and so she stores
it in the oven and I always forget that it's there,
and I turn the oven on and then uh and
and the stupid pot's always in there. Now, wait a minute,
do you have a single oven or a double single?
Oh see, I have the double and our bottom, our
bottom one that the rack is just piled up with
pants we have so oh my god, I hate her.

(55:59):
Kick We every square inch of the cabinet has got
to be used with something, doesn't matter what it is.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
We took a pantry that was meant it has a pantry,
So we have one pantry that we use as a
pantry and then the other one. Dude, all that junk,
your margarita machine, you're George Foreman, grill all your.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
Pots and pants. I put shelves in it, and that's
where we store all that stuff so I can shut
the door and never look at it. Yep, smart dude,
it's it's a your bit cell maker. Like all that
crap gets shelved into this one closet. Hey, everybody, thanks
your calls today. Always welcome on this show. Glad when
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keep on smiling, keep smiling.

Speaker 3 (57:10):
I'm smiling, dropping out, man.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
I know you guys are awesome. My love looking at
you guys on my way of work than ring. She
was a got yeah warming up chick, and I'm like,
I'm about yeah, we're rocking. Hey, thank you? You got
you the best? How you doing yeah? Keep me laughing? Man,
you guys are great. Good morning guys, HILARI, let's shot.
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